How Did Lunchbox Get Stuck with a $600 Tab?

In this episode Lunchbox talks about his time at The Folds of Honor charity fundraiser where the auction bids blew his mind. You will never guess how much people bid to play softball with Lunchbox this coming June. Also Bill Hill heard Ray talking about his path to Northern Michigan and wanted to clear up the misinformation Ray was spreading to the world. Plus Ray tries to cheer Lunchbox up after his rough round of golf in North Carolina and Lunchbox provides his Money Makers for the weekend in the NFL. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Wow, you already started it. Man, I didn't
even get their timer up. That's cool. Uh yeah, welcome
back on a Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Man. Can I do a little bit of housekeeping?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, I would like to hear the housekeeping. How does
it sound in your headphones? Not great?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
We got to talk to the engineer about the microphones.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
But no, just because you have a cold.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
No, actually better for my voice. Voice sounds good when
I have one percent of a cold.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh really, okay, I think it sounds a little weird,
but that's okay.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
And from the legend the goat himself, Bill will let.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Me tell you undersold Bill Hill, like you said, he
went to Northern Michigan University. You were shocked he was white.
And then he was just blah.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
A message from Bill.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Because what I see from Bill Hill is you did
not give Bill Hill his flowers.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
This dude was lookjit, I said he was in high school.
I just didn't. I wasn't familiar with his game in college.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
You said, oh, he was fine in college. Maybe six
man or something. A message from Bill Hill from the
Upper Peninsula straight to Northern Michigan. Ray bragged to his friends,
we gotta go see Bill Hill. And when Bill Hill
came running out of that locker room and was white,
Ray was shocked.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
A message from Billhill.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Then Bill Hill is now the coach of the Nagani Neptunes. Yes,
what are they Nigani what miners? Nigani miners? He is
coaching Boomer. He has his Jersey state championship on the
wall the banner and Bill Hill heard the podcast. Bill

(01:57):
Hill heard Ray slandering his his name from Michigan, down
to Texas, to Zimbabwe, back to Nashville. And now what
do you have.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
A message from Boo? Who to my sister? Because I
guess they stay in contact with the coach the moms
of the players.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I would assume that he is talking to the parents
because he wants them to work on their games. Go ahead,
he goes.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Remind those dudes on the podcast. I scored over sixteen
hundred points at NMU Northern Michigan University, most ever by
an Upper Peninsula player. I believe I'm sixth or seventh
on the scoring list and the all time leader in
three point field goals made. And then he goes. I
also played professionally in Germany. Love what they said, though,

(02:47):
Booo dude, that is crazy, my bad. I was unfamiliar
with his game in college.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Also, I didn't realize there were so many professional levels overseas.
I knew there was some, but I didn't know like
every country has professional basketball.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Get on the betting sites, you'll see them all.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Because like my sister's best friend, her daughter played at UTSA,
then she played somewhere else, then she played somewhere else,
and she finished up her college career, and now she's
playing professionally in Ireland. I believe. And I was like,
they have professional basketball in Ireland. How cool is that?

(03:31):
I mean, probably not making much coin, probably making a
little bit of money, but it's better than getting a
real job.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
That's where we lost Dwight Howard. He went over there
for a little while.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Did he go? I thought he went to China? I
know step On Marbury went to like China right overseas.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I'm not talking the specific place. Yeah, I'm talking to
truck drivers driving down sixty five right now.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
You're right.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I always do Ireland basketball last night.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
No, no, I do everyone. And so when I think
of a player, I'm like, where it ever happened to them?
And I google him and they're like playing in this
league in that league, and it's like, oh man, that's crazy.
Thought they'd be in the NBA for sure. Nope, not
gonna make it.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
One of our truck drivers did say that we should
do a where they are now segment with AI would
probably be pretty easy. Maybe we'll take you guys up
on that. I don't know, Lunch can work on it
this weekend. We'll do it on Monday. Well, you just asked.
You literally just said sometimes I wonder where a guy is,
so figure that the people that they are and where

(04:31):
they went to that you could bring that to something Monday.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
But it's not people that you guys care about. I
think randomly, like what this Kansas basketball player? Where is
he at now? Where did he go?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I've been thinking for the past month, wor's Karl alone?
Well that he's retired, what's he doing? I want to
know what he invested in? Where does he live? Does
he live in Utah? Does he go to jazz games?
Is he still the mailman?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
It's a great question. I don't know if I like,
what if he if he doesn't have social media? How
would I find out where Carl Malone is?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Thats why it's tough. That's why he lost track of
Bill Hill. I don't know if he had social media, so.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh, Bill Hill's he's got to have a following.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
It wasn't social media wasn't around then. It wasn't around
when Karl Meloan was doing their things. So unless they
choose to do it.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Does Bill Did Bill Hill have an and one tape?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
They didn't do in one tapes back then?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I think about recruiting nowadays, I feel like so many
more people go on. I think there's so many more
colleges and there's so many more scholarships given because everybody
can be recruited because there's social media. Back in the day,
how did you get recruited.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
You had to be known, but you had to send
your own tapes out that or I'm sure there's a
place where the coaches that you can go see all
the data. But with Boomers stats, that's why you saw
me and I was watching the on the computer, the
video and I was recording the stats on my phone.
Where do you find stats of a high school basketball player? Coaches?
Maybe no, I don't know as a common man. Maybe

(06:00):
scouts know, but maybe there's a database you pay for.
But yes, back in the day. I bet it was
really hard. You had to say, Hey, I'm not going
to go look at small C schools. Should I look
at a B school? I'll pass on those all. Right,
now you've narrowed it down to the A schools. Would
some of the C schoolers like me fall under the
into the cracks? Yeah, but I wasn't good, so they're lucky.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Like in the nineties, how did a coach find out that,
oh my gosh, there's these two great basketball players at
Anderson High School. We need to go watch them practice
and try to recruit them.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Word of mouth. That's what I'm saying that it would.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
It's uh so, so many more people fell through the cracks,
like super talented people like me.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
But I mean that luckily I wasn't good. But I'm
saying no recruit had heard of me because I lived
in such a small town. For they're lucky. For all
those teams, I was not good enough, But I mean
if I had been. So that's the thing. It's word
of mouth. Hey, people at the mailbox back in the day, Hey,
you're at you're at the post office. People are talking
about talking about talking about talking about That's probably how

(07:00):
that Bill Bill Hill. I learned about Bill Hill word
of mouth. People said Nigganey won their spoionship. Bill Hill
never saw a video, never saw anything. I go Bill Hill.
I repeat it to my cousins. They came to town.
They're like Bill Hill, Bill Hill, dude, word of mouth
is more powerful than the Internet. If you said something
on Broadway right now, he would go right down Broadway
in a day.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Chris Klark played at Anderson My High School. He went
on to play at the University of Texas, and I
get it. He was in the newspaper with highlights and
there was pictures, and we were in a major city.
So the major coaches, Roy Williams, Dean's they all came
to our high school to watch him and try to
recruit him. And they would say, don't come to the gym,

(07:43):
And of course, what does that mean. Everybody's going to
go to the gym and try to catch a peak
of these coaches. Sometimes they'd cover the windows so you
wouldn't everybody wouldn't just be gathered outside the gym trying
to see these coaches. But I get it. They went
to a big school. But I'm talking a small school
in a small town. Now they are getting scholarships everywhere.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Was that always the case, well, the small towns usually
it was? My one example I have of Greg Odin
he was in a small town, a school, Tara Hate,
a school in Indianapolis said hey, come play for us.
We got some stuff that can help you out. Positions
could open up, you know, maybe a job for a
family member who knows. So then he just moves randomly

(08:25):
to Indianapolis. So word of mouth, Oh he's really good,
this tall greg Odin guy plays in Tara Hate way,
he's way too good for Tara Hate. And then you move.
People start talking.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
My brother in law he was good at basketball. He
wanted to go play college basketball. So my father, that's
my brother.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Who'd you say? My brother in law missed the second part.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Thank you. He wanted to go play basketball in college.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Batter's box fell through the cracks.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
So his dad, my father in law, would go and
film every single game and then go home and cut
up highlights onto a VHS tape and send it out
to different colleges. That's how he got recruited. I just
don't understand how people got recruited before the Internet.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's so wild that leads me to my wildest story
of all time about South Beach. Tell me with the
internet and videotapes, go ahead. This is all alleged. I
still to this day don't know if it's true or false,
but just know I was friends with South Beach and
also other guys on the football team, so you know
there was rumor, you know, I would have stories with

(09:34):
them that I wouldn't have a South Beach. Okay, so
I've never talked to South Beach about this.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Wow, so let's just throw it out there.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Allegedly got it. So he was from Texas and he
was a kicker. Well, he went to a D two school.
All of at Nazarene University was Christian school. They didn't
have recruits. They would probably just have people send them tapes. Allegedly,
guys on the football team told me that they had

(10:00):
heard that tapes that South Beach had sent were not
of him. But he'd already been given the scholarship and
already brought on campus, and already except brought onto the team.
And then they started realizing and it was grainy footage.
You know, it's not necessarily these awesome iPhone cameras. They
were saying when he kicked in person, it didn't necessarily

(10:23):
match up with the tape that he had sent but
since it was a smaller school, they just had to
trust that these tapes were legit. And it was probably
another dude that kind of looked like him in Dallas
area allegedly, and then he sent in the tapes of him.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
That might be the greatest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
And since all that was so small, they're not going
to fly a guy down to Texas to go verify
these tapes of a kid kicking fifty yard field goals.
And South Beach was a decent kicker, but what if,
just what if he just had somebody go across town
and film a really good kicker that kind of looked
like him, send it to a score and they're like, yeah,

(11:01):
we'll give you a whole year scholarship. I mean, we
need a kicker, we need a solid kicker. There's really
no way to match that up unless you go in person.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
They probably don't have a recruiting budget. It's not like
they have a bunch of recruiters going on the road
for scouring the country for talent. Because they're not spending
a lot of money on their football program. I would assume.
I would assume most of the football players they get
are from right around where the school is.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
And also, let's be real kicking, I mean it's a
difference of do you kick under pressure or not. South
Beach could drill fifty yarders when it was just me
and him at Texas State on a field in the game.
The one time I saw him kick it, duck Hook
left his one college kick. They brought him in on

(11:46):
a scholarship and he was a backup and he duck
hooked it.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Like my goddaughter. She lives in Corpus Christi, Texas, not
a big town, not a big city, and she's a
senior this year. She plays soccer and she's been recruited.
She just signed her letter of intent to play soccer
at Simmons College in Boston. Like, how does Simmons College
in Boston find Veada? Did Vada send her tapes or

(12:15):
did they see tapes of her? I want to I
need to ask her dad, Like, how did she get recruited?
Did you guys contact them and say, hey, my daughter
is interested in playing soccer and send them tapes. Even
in this day and age, I don't know what kind
of recruitment that Simmons has, but it's pretty freaking cool.
So congratulations Veda. I mean, it is so awesome that

(12:37):
she is gonna go play college soccer smaller schools.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yes, you probably send the tape sec those bro, Now,
I get it. The best person at this radio station
is who me? Ray? Did you just say yourself? That's
gonna say boets?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
But like word of mouth, how do people know that
Bones is the best of this radio station. Everybody sales
talks about him every day. Everybody. You realize how powerful
word of mouth is. I get it right, you don't
need the Internet in video. So what I'm saying is,
I bet the people downstairs they haven't seen a video
of Bones up here talking on the radio, but they've

(13:20):
heard from word of mouth that there's a guy in
this building that has the biggest country morning radio show
and he's the biggest radio guy. They've heard, right, They've heard,
so they believe it. They haven't seen it.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
In nineteen ninety seven, there's a stud.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Whoa the Alabama Olympic bombings.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
No, no, let's say in nineteen ninety six there's a
stud athlete in Paducah Kentucky. Right, Paducah, what sport do
you want him to play?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Football?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
He plays football?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I mean, well go with this, No, go to the sport.
We don't even know anything about bulling.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, that wasn't one of the options. I was thinking baseball, basketball.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Or football male cheerleady. How does he do the v
and nobody know about it?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
So he plays in Paducah, Kentucky. They've never had a
stud football player before, never had a recruit go anywhere.
How does that coach get his information to Bobby Boden
down at Florida State. He doesn't like Bobby Boden probably
gets calls from coaches all the time. He's not going
to take a call from Paducah, Kentucky and say, hey, man,

(14:25):
I really got this guy. That's an athlete. I think
you know, you guys should come look at him. I
just wonder how it worked back then. I wonder how
Bill Hill. I mean maybe he got news paper clippings.
So that's how Northern Michigan found out about him. Just
all that fascinates me. Now I understand it because everybody
can put it on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, whatever. I totally

(14:47):
get it now. Back then I just my mind is blown.
How people got recruited?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
You want my answer?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yes, word of mouth.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh and like if Wallen was playing on Broadway, I
guarantee everybody in this city would find out about it
within an hour.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Because social media, well and word of mouth, social media.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Actually right, All right, bad example, but you get my point.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yes, I get I totally get it. But let's start
the show. I mean, I didn't mean to go on
that dam. I just wanted to say, we understold Bill
Hill and Bill Hill please accept our apology. I wonder
if Bill Hill can still shoot? Yeah, Like, does he
still shoot basketballs?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah? What do you think a coach does? Just Why
do you think Tiger Woods was good at golf because
his dad love playing golf. Why do you think Bill
Hill coaches so he can still shoot the basketball practice?
You don't think he's posting these kids up trading threes?
What do you Why do you think a guy coaches
so he can still be next to the game and shoot.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Maybe, or maybe he just loves the game and he
doesn't even shoot, so he just tells this the kids.
Look at my stats. I don't need to prove I
can make gut shots. Anymore.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Like I've thought about coaching because I want to go
pitch to these kids and strike them out.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Okay, yeah, well I got I just wonder if Bill
Hill still got his shot.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
No, I mean he was baseball. There's a point we
can't throw overhand anymore basketball. That shot stays with you
for a long time, it really does.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
You go to the YU see those guys that used
to be really good, and they can just sit in
the corner and shoot threes.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Jordan only made one free throw in ten years, and
it was in an Airbnb randomly at a golf tournament.
Have you heard that story? No, you haven't. It was
kind of a similar to Sammy Soasa, where Samy Soa says,
I haven't picked up a baseball bat since I left
the Cubs. Michael Jordan was on NBA T and T,
which one of those things, and he goes, yeah, I

(16:39):
don't ever shoot. One time I went to an Airbnb
and paid two million for it, and the guy said,
the one thing I want you to do is shoot
a basketball. His kid wanted to do it, so he
shot a free throw and made it. And then people
have been tried to fight footage. They're like actually, Jordan
really has it shot of basketball in the last ten years.
He might be right, And then they found the footage
of him shooting it.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
See not everybody continues to shoot the basketball.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
But but I'm telling you he was still It is
still Jordan.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, okay, I just wondered. We're gonna do it live?

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Oh the one, two three sore losers?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports. I'll give you the sports facts, my sports
opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
What up, y'all? It is sis and I'm from the North.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the North side
of Nashville with Baser, my wife, two point three three
three three three acres, two kids at Vanderbilt. Someday they'll
get checked on right now there to frosting because Justin
is finding other employment and I will die of a
heart attack, most likely when I'm seventy two and a half.
Other than that, it's all I got over to yet.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
We'll take a break. We'll ring back, all right.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
You got crap. You wouldn't even tell me earlier. So oh,
Ray Unics, you're saving it for the big show.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Ray I went. I went to an event last night.
Folds of Honor, a great organization. They raise money give
out scholarships to kids that deserve it. But I have
never ought do they know who to give scholarships to? Well,
it's people like anybody military or first responders that have
been killed or injured in the line of duty. Oh,

(18:15):
it's their children that they give the scholarships.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Two.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
So they're there to raise money for that. And pretty
cool event. Morgan from personally taking things.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I thought Amy's is feeling yourself and Morgan's is take
my body personally.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Take my opinions personal something like that. She was there
hosting it with me. Great event, beautiful, but it was
crazy because they had silent auction. You go bid on things.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Cool, I'm familiar MLB is sending me crap where they're
still trying to auction off stuff from the MLB season.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Well, then they have the live auction where they get
up there and they live. They did it live. They
got this guy from Merkan Docta was twenty five. Did
that guy with I got amazing? How he does it?

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Was he McAfee talking that fast.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Faster than McAfee. Wow, And he didn't say dant the
whole time that he didn't say that at all, but
he did say sold, and you have to give a
big cheer. He goes, all right, So when I say
this four letter word and so well, de sold, I
want a big cheer and going once going joys sold.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
The room goes crazy. They had all sorts of packages, right,
and one of the packages was they have their celebrities
softball tournament that we play. I've played in for the
last four or five years.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
What is that gift?

Speaker 1 (19:46):
You get to play in the game and not worth it?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
You go zero for two and pop out twice, trust me,
done it four years? Not worth it? No way you
can hit a home run in a baseball stadium. Not
worth it.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
But you get to hang with all the Nashville musicians.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
That would be cool.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
How cool is that worth?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Right?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Like when you think about that, the game is nine innings,
so it probably lasts about two hours. Two hours hang
out with some country artists. Let's see who was there
last year, Riley Green.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Jelly Roll has been in usual suspect Jelly Roll's been there.
Terry Bradshaw.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Terry Bradshaw was there one year. Hey, Kenny Kenny Chesney
was not there, but he had he thought I was
Kenny Chesney.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
That's worth it right there. If you're a fan watching that.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Hey, Kenny, I love your music. Man. I'm not Kenny Chesney. Man. Oh,
get over here, Kenny. Guys, can you believe we have
Kenny Chesney on our team? Once again, I'm not Kenny Chesney,
but whatever. Uh, Ernest has been there, Hardy's been there,
Fla Jaw Boys, Flaw jaw Boys have been there.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Chicks from Bachelor's Yeah, Bachelor, so Jester, James Decker, James Decker,
Sean Johnson, all those people.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
There's been a lot of people there. So you have
a chance to play in the game this coming June,
I believe is when the game is ray, let's start
the bidding at one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
That was the number I was gonna say, right, yeah, okay, okay,
So what would it be worth to you if I
would not me because we have the accessmer Jaden and
we don't even care about our jobs anymore, and eventually
it's gonna end. We're gonna be sad. But I would
say two thousand, but I can't afford that. I would
say I could convince Baser if I was just a fan,

(21:33):
not on the radio, and I really wanted to go
play in this game with artists. Twelve hundred we could do,
but it set us back like six months. But I
would do twelve hundred. I would literally would Yeah. Okay,
do I hear a thousand?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
I got a thousand, two thousand, three thousand, four thousand,
five thousand, six thousand, seven thousand. Oh, I got it,
I got eight, I got eddy, I got I E
nine nine nine, we got nine, I got ten. Oh
what about twelve? We got twelve. We'll go to twelve.
We've got till we got twelve. We got twelve? Oh
what about thirteen? We got thirteen thousand?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Good?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Do I hear fourteen? Do I hear fourteen thousand?

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
We got fourteen thousand on the left? Oh what about
fifteen thousand?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Your chance?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Your chance to play in the Celebrity Softball gay? Oh
we got fifteen thousand. Oh my gosh, guys, this is great,
but don't forget. When you win, you also get to
pick a guitar signed by Riley Green or by Zach Top.
You picked the guitar if you're the highest bit or
what do I? Oh, I got sixteen? Here we go,
sixteen seventeen. Do I hear seventy seventeen? There in the
back of seventeen seventeen seventy Do we got eighteen? Eighteen?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
We need it?

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Eighteen? Right here in the front number three six two,
we got eighteen? Does anybody want to do nineteen ninety?
We got nineteen? In the right corner, we got nineteen nineteen.
Oh man, man, Remember we're gonna play celebrity softball game.
Jelly Roll, Riley Green, many celebrities. We don't know who's
gonna be there this year, but there will be celebrities.
Oh do I hear twenty nineteen?

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Oh, we got twenty right here? Twenty thousand dollars right here? Okay?
Do I got twenty one? Sir? So you loved it
for twenty Why use it? You loved it at nineteen
twenty one? You know te we got twenty one, twenty
one thousand, twenty one thousand, Here we go? Do I
hear twenty two?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Bam, you want twenty two thousand? We have twenty two
thousand dollars. Oh my gosh, twenty two thousand dollars going
what twenty two thousand dollars going twice. Oh, we got
twenty three thousand over here on the left. Will you know,
ma'am you've got twenty three thousand. Okay, do we hear
twenty four? Do we hear twenty sold at twenty three
thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
It went the price of a car, a Hyundai. You
didn't say the guitar. I would have done two K
for that, and the guitar definitely Za top that had
been worth it.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Ray twenty three thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Well, uh, good thing you're gonna play in that celebrity softbark.
You better make it worth it. You gotta have somebody
on the inside that has got to make it extra special.
I don't understand you're gonna have to kiss him or
do something to make it worth the twenty three thousand.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Next up for auction your chance to go on a
turkey hunt with Jay Cutler at his private land in Kentucky.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Three is he driving?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Three nights, two days of hunting?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Bad joke.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Her?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Can we get it? It goes for twelve thousand, So
you get one on one time with Jay Cutler hunting,
staying at his land. A little high but great prize,
great prize, But how does that go for ten thousand
less than a celebrity softball game?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah, that one should have been more than that. Yeah,
that one was probably it's a is it overnight?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, like two or three nights.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Jake's gotta hang out with this person for three days,
I believe.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
So, Oh my gosh, can you imagine that? I mean,
that's basically the convention. But yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Then next item, I forbid, NASCAR comes to San Diego, Yo,
let's go. They're gonna have NASCAR race on the Air
Force Base or whatever base is there.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
You and a guest better hope they don't go through
your downtown. Next thing, you know, there's gonna be a
bunch of tire marks and a bunch of potholes. Thanks
F one, I don't know if it's f F one, whatever
it was.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
You and three guests get to go to San Diego
VIP style Friday, Saturday, Sunday, be there for NASCAR's biggest weekend.
You get to go to the driver's meetings where they
talk strategy, sit down, have lunch with all the drivers. Uh,
you get to watch it from Pitt Road, sit in
the tower, do all that go on a test drive

(25:49):
with these racers.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
If you're a NASCAR fan, which we are, wins Talladega.
I'm not a super though, I would say a little
worth a little bit more than the Jay Cutler thing.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Okay, is it worth more than the celebrity softball game?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
See that one just got overpriced. But no, I'm not
paying more than that.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I think it's such a much cooler experience to go.
I mean, you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Now it's NASCAR, Jay Cutler the softball game.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, well the NASCAR went for thirteen thousand.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Wow. Who bid that up? The celebrity softy?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I can't figure it out. And we were sitting at
the table.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
It could have just been a baseball softball addict, somebody
that thinks they got one last shot to get that
home run or they get a chance to show off
to the Nashville Sounds.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
And I was sitting at the table, like after I
got off stage, and this auctioneer is doing it. I'm
sitting there and our table was just going, this is crazy.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Hell, I would have paid somebody two hundred to not
have to play in it. They literally get put fifteenth
in the lineup and hit twice due to the course
of three hours.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
It is a long time to wait.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
It was cool when I got yelled at by Kane Brown.
I was going live on Instagram. I thought it was
a party and he goes, hey, don't do that. What
are you doing? Hey, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I'm just going live on insect. Hey you're in black Field?
Butt head up. Let's go eyes on the game? All right?
Can I played baseball for I'm serious? Pull your phone away.
And then he goes into the dugo. He goes, hey,
somebody tell that kid to put his phone away. My
bad Cane.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, hey, that is the thing about the game.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
I'll hit the cutoff man next time.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Some people take it really serious. Others it's just out
there for fun. You gotta decide who you're gonna be
then next eede him up for a bid.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
One dude breaks his neck at home.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Oh my gosh, that too, broke his wrist. Dude, bluse
that guy from Boys Backstreet Boys, he got truck, Dude
that came.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
You know what it might be worth twenty three thousand.
That game's a crack show. You never know what's gonna happen.
You got Terry Bradshaw hammed you getting called out as
Kenny Chesney, me getting lamb bastard by Kane Brown, and.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Then and then Backstreet Boy getting run over at home
Plate trying to make the tag.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Then the talk one near did it you or somebody
light up Laura Lena well.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Laurna Lena was She slides and she dives and it's like,
oh my gosh, I didn't light her up. But yes, oh,
I mean you're right. It may be worth twenty three
thousand now that I think about it. I didn't realize
how fun that is. But then we got another one, Yes,
another one.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
This is podcast safe music.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
There's another another artist.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Thank you, Ray. We need a little music here.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Making his last concert ever?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Walling Are you freaking kidding me?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
At Nissan Stadium?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Oh, cowboys riding away.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Luke Combs will be there. I'm a random Lambert all
these other people as we say goodbye to Alan Jackson
Chattahootier his last concert ever. What do you get to do? Right?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
His squirrel in his music video.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Is a sweet at Nisan Stadium.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Pass You've seen that thing had shingles falling on you.
They haven't paided it in four years? Is it better?
Be in the new stadium.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Food Drink provided private hour and a half party after
the concert in the stadium. Ooh, let's just say that
Alan Jackson may stop by the party.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
At the bottom of its paul print. He was not
legally required to stop by the party. He very well could,
but we didn't never know.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Correct, correct, So you can come to this once in
a lifetime, the legend, Alan Jackson. But there's ten seats available.
We're gonna start auctioning off the first seat. You bid,
you get one seat.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
So but then then I got very confused because the
highest bid got up to ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
For one seat at old Nissan Stadium.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
In the suite.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Then they said how many tickets do you want? Uh?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
More than one?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
And the guy said two. So my question is, did
he pay ten thousand dollars for two tickets? Or is
it twenty thousand dollars for two tickets?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
I want to say it was ten for two. Well,
but what if he says five, and then then it
ends up being a better deal, a lot better. That's
what I bet they would give him two for that price.
You just can't take a whole family. Then, like, oh,
you're gonna have to bid again. I bet it was
something like that.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Because they said you could take up to ten tickets
when you bid.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah. I don't know, you're confusing me on this.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
But if it was to you, right, thank you. You
said exactly what I needed you to say. It was overpaid, though,
because everybody at our table was like, so does he
get two did he buy two tickets for ten or
did he have to pay twenty thousand.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Or the worst negotiation of all time? They asked him
how many he needed for ten thousand? Twenty got a
big family.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
And everybody and there's no one, and then everybody kind
of stops bidding, and everybody's like, what is going on?
And everybody at our table's like, I think this might
be the most con I think everybody's confused, And I said,
I agree.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
I just got on stubho. Guys, you can get and
see the old Chattahoochie boy for a hundred bucks, then
get your own hot dogs and missiles.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
They start auctioning off the seats, and one seat went
for five thousand, So why would if I'm the guy
that paid ten thousand, why does the person that paid
five thousand get the exact same experience.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Yeah, that's where it gets even more confusing.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
It was so confusing. And I don't know if he
paid a five thousand for one ticket two tickets, but
the highest bidder paid ten thousand dollars for one seat
or two seats, I don't know, but the highest item
was the celebrity softball game. Is what I'm trying to
get at.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
It's all five to one. Write it off, man, it
was bah Nana's right, that's a good one. That that
is wow America. If you're rich, that's a telltale sign
of being rich. The overpaid yeah, and Morgan kept going,
are you gonna bid? I'm like, Morgan, are you stupid?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Like? How am I gonna bid? If you're gonna bid
at those things, the strategy is early. You bid first,
so you get out bid, so it looks like you
were trying to bid, you were trying to help it out,
but you just got out bid. And then everybody's like,
oh man, that guy really tried to win.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Can you dude, I don't bet anymore? Can you imagine
your rush? Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Oh my? They start the bid. What was the bid
started for the softball? Thousand thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Me and Bezer, I'll do thousand, Come on, bae, let
me get that rush. But he puts their hands up.
You're like, I'm about to be a log for the
softball game. To watch your ass, dude.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
It happened at one time.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
And Morgan and a Phaser. We just paid one thousand
dollars to go see Morgan at lunch.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Two people. I gotta freaking see every day.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
It happened to me. I was at a charity event
and they had a they had a wagon full of alcohol,
like bottles of liquor, some beers, all this, and everybody's
bidding and I'm like, oh, this is fun. I'll bid
it up. And I was like six hundred everybody got
and they go they go six fifty going, six hundred

(33:36):
going once. Do I hear six fifty, six hundred going twice?
And I'm like, no, no, no, someone bid, someone bid, someone been.
I was in Austin and I lived here. I just
went back for the charity event, so I'm not even
gonna be able to bring this home with me. I
was just trying to be nice to the charity guys.
I thought we all just bid up, all us rich people.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Come on somebody says something can't at your.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Time watch trying to be funny because we we were
at the table and we've been drinking. They're like, dude,
you should bid And I was like, okay, oh bit,
because no way, it's gonna just stop.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Please tell me you didn't get stuck with that sold for.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Six hundred, No you had to pay it.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Oh hey, gosh, dude.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
That's a brutal beat. That's one of the worst beats
I've heard. Dude. What a rush though? Hey what he
was going from going once going twice?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Why is that rush? I'm going I'm looking around the
room like I've got my hands you're laid. I'm like, guys,
I'm like looking around. I'm like the people that were
just bidding, what are we doing? All of a sudden,
everybody's good with their money? What happened to put your
hands off? I mean, it wasn't like it was a hesitation.
It was like five hundred five eighty five, seventy five,
and everybody's hands are going up six hundred. I was like, oh,

(34:49):
that's funny. And then all of a sudden, the hands
just stopped.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
They must have known the price of the bottles and
it's a smart crowd. Uh. They're like, it's a bourbon.
It's one of those Kentucky things, got the maker's mark
on the top, the red thing. Yet it's not worth
any more than six hundreds top at six hundred.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Oh no, it's six hundred, all right.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Honey, to leave it there, to sleep it there. We
don't want to do anymore. Done more, Yep, that's exactly
what we want.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
So then I had to wheel it to my hotel room.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Never got drink.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Well, I had to give it away maid.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
She ended up taking a lot of bottles home.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Gave the wagon to my sister.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Those maids have to clean up, and they so much.
You're done in Austin. But in Nashville hotel, you know
how much booze is left over after a weekend we stay.
We live here and know how much we drink. Every
time we stay at a hotel. We leave at least
cases gatorades. I'm like, how do we misjudge how much alcohol?
Because you think you're gonna be in the room, You're
never in the room, so you leave all that alcohol.

(35:43):
I hope the maids just clean up every weekend.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I hope they keep it. I hope they don't just
throw it away.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
They can't they There has to be some like that.
May doesn't drink. I'll give you some money. You know
my husband, he's an alcoholic. Yeah, anytime you've seen anything, girl,
just hit me up, especially if it's in a bottle.
I will take care of it. Okay, cool girl, I'll
give you the ten dollars tip if you want to
take the whole bottle. There has to be a made
market of this alcohol getting pushed around. Can you imagine

(36:08):
a grand hyat on a Sunday check out?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
The barter system has to be unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Bro, we had a car and I was too lazy
to take it home. These people can't even take it
on a flight, so they have to leave it.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Man, pizza, Well, I don't know. Well, Baser and Justin
ordered four pizza. I'm not sure I'm gonna eat the
leftover pizza.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
We had two racks of Ultra in four boxes of
pizza on a Sunday. I was like, well, I don't
feel like taking this. Excuse me, I'm a little under
the weather. I said, I don't feel like taking this
to the country. Well, that made cleaned up. She had
her heck of an NFL Sunday.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
I don't know if I'm eating the pizza though. We'll
take a break. We'll right back six hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Dude, go to more of those. That was a great segment.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
It was so fun, dude, And I saw your boy
from the wedding. Nick and Kik, yep.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
They also came to the convention in May, and.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
They did, and they did.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
They got cleaned up a belagio. Oh, I go, hey,
thanks for coming to convention. Thank you so much for
paying that money. And Nick goes, that's not all we paid.
Got cleaned out last night. Convention was a little bit
more expensive than a couple hundred for them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
I didn't see them bidding on anything last night. They
kept their paddle up their butt. They didn't. They were
just sitting on it the whole time.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, I was gonna they got kids now and they
I mean, they got a beautiful home. I can't imagine
the mortgage on that. So he's not going to be
able to dip into the twenty three thousand for a
softball game.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
What about thirteen thousand to go to NASCAR?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
The j Cutler. That's pretty colt bang for your buck.
If you're rich, that's a great one. You imagine it
the whole time. You're just talking about Christin Kevlar. Hey man,
So was it likes throwing it back with her?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
You know?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
You know, yeah, we got in the shower.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
And then when you're hunting, don't get to be quiet,
so you can't really talk.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Jay, What did she see? What else are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
No? No, but when you're when you're hunting, you have
to be quiet.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
You're dead, silent of a deer, blind with color hammered.
Hey man, I'm gonna go take a piss cut. Is
that okay? Cool? You don't get anything?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Do you think?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Is it okay?

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Now?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Dark?

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yeah? Alright, go ahead, take your shirt?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Jay, was Kristen?

Speaker 5 (38:33):
What what you look like?

Speaker 2 (38:38):
What's it?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Did you like the Broncos or the Bears?

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Better?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Shut up, dude, we're trying to hunt.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I'm sorry, Jay.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
When you were at Fandy, did you guys ever have
a year where you got left out of the college
football playoffs?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
What?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
What are you?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Glad Clark?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Least you're gonna scare the deer?

Speaker 2 (38:57):
All right, man, Jay, last question?

Speaker 5 (39:00):
I mean Kristen said that she gave more money to
the divorce or she said that she hasn't ever taken
her There was some article in the news it said
you took some of her money. Like that was bull crap, right.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
I mean, I feel like that is so much more fun.
That's awesome than a celebrity. Soall turn, why can we not.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Have sply can we not be rich? That'd be amazing.
I mean, you and Migo chill with Cutler for a weekend.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Oh my gosh, imagine the beers we put back.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Oh hangover on Monday.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
The stories stories that, hey, Jay, we don't need to
go hunt, dude, Let's just sit here and drink all day,
Like we don't even need to go hunt.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Like wait, what kind of stranger are you getting into nowadays?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Like we don't even need to act like we want
to go out. I mean I understand, like we paid
for the hunting, but it's more just to hang out
with you.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Caught, I mean not the body count like deer, like
you know body count to that. Oh far, you freaking
shoot a deer? The hunts over, So it's over because
you can't go over your limits.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Right, you miss like first deer you see and you're
there out there thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
God got him.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Jay's like, Hey, I gotta make a call real quick. Hey,
bring some sort you gotta spook the deer. Get some
corn get some corn meal, something to bring the deer
over here. This guy we've been talking twelve hours about
Kristin Cavalari naked. I mean, dude, you know the person
has to ask about her. Hey, dude, was she crazy?
What's up with that? Man? Do you guys? You guys

(40:27):
did marriage counseling? Yeah? Yeah'd that go? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I mean that's just crazy.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
What about about her now dating all these different guys?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Man? What was Matt Forte like? Man? You played with
him in Chicago, right, Like? What was he like?

Speaker 2 (40:40):
What?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
I'm just here to hunt? Man? Like? Can we just hunt? Hey, Joe?
What go ahead?

Speaker 2 (40:46):
That said? That's the last thing you'd be talking about
with Jay Color and the stories.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
I bet he's been some places, man, living that life.
I mean, just so cool.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Well and they had a TV show, Oh yeah they did? Yeah,
So I mean he's used to just being open about
stuff that. I mean, you're not gonna ask about the kids.
Who gives a rip?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
You know?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
But you gotta just ask about Cavalari?

Speaker 1 (41:06):
You know his kids. Let me tell you he played
in the softball game last year and he was playing
catch with his son. I don't know how old his
son is. I mean he looked really young. And I
guess hereditary had genetics are real because that kid had
a cannon. He was throwing that ball so far.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Left here righty righty, good for football, bad for baseball.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Just throwing it right to Cutler.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Just wow.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
And I was just like, dang, dude, like I could
get it, Like you're born, you're just born with an arm,
or you know how to work out your arm, because
this dude was just throwing the ball bam far right
to him. It's like that is so impressive.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
All these guys kids, we see it now, all these
players in the NFL in college. Bo Jackson's kid playing
for Ohio State. It's not his kid.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
I was like, I don't think that's his kid.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
We looked it up. His name is bo Jackson.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
We looked it up. Hey, we got an email from Himee. Hey,
where's all the golf talk? More golf less life?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yeah, we don't watch it anymore.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
You said you got a golf story, dude, That's where
I was going with that. Oh oh you You literally
said like, let me, let me tell you how it went.
At the beginning of the podcast, you said, hey, I
got to talk golf with you. And I said, okay,
so I just made up a fake email from Hei
May saying hey, where's all the golf talk, just to
get us there. And you looked at me like you

(42:35):
saw a ghost. You looked at me like you were
Zack Willson, Oh seeing ghosts out there? Did you not
have a golf story?

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yes, it was about you because you were so down
on yourself with golf, and I just don't this might
help the truckers, maybe not, if not, what about the
tug boats, Yeah, maybe them as well, but if not,
but yeah, guys, if not. And I think they just
said that people in the best moods were tractors. Oh
you can study. I could see that, and they said

(43:03):
worst was lawyers and something else. But with you, you
said you had a bad golf outing, and I wanted
you to know maybe you knew this already, all the
factors that go into a golf shot, because I'm on
my back patio and you're sure you could have a
perfect golf shot. But then if my elbows a little
bit sore. I guarantee it's me a little bit more

(43:23):
difficult if it's windy, ad another difficult factor. If you've
had a drink, another difficult factor.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
So what if you've had two?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
So you out there, what you were wearing coats? Oh Man,
difficulty factor? You said it was cold, freezing difficulty factor?
Were you using your clubs? No difficulty factor? And then
was it foggy? You said, yeah, a little bit difficulty factor.
Did you say you were doing two gloves for the
first time instead of one?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Uh? At one point, but after two holes, I took
it off because I couldn't. I was like, this feels weird.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
And so all five of those different culti factors. And then,
because that's taking your attention off of it, you're missing
the ball by a hairpin and that makes all the
difference in golf. You don't realize it was the grass
nice and lush? Probably not, because it was colder out.
It's difficult to pick up the ball cleanly when you
have less grass. You want more grass. You want it

(44:19):
to be thicker so you have more margin for error.
So all those things factored in. You don't realize it
when you're drinking with your buddies at Immuni on a Friday.
All that factors into a golf shot and it is wild.
And I learned it all on my back patio. So
hopefully that helps you, doesn't make you a sad.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Well, thank you man. Yeah, man, I really appreciate you
thinking about me having a bad round and like that.
I was stewing over it for months and then I
wasn't gonna be able to get over it. But now
because you brought this lesson in life, I'm over it.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Because I played in Thanksgiving Day on my back patio.
The nephew, all three nephews, cooked them all every time
one every game made it closest to the pin. Three
of them versus me, It didn't matter. Me and Boomer
versus the other two it in. It didn't matter. I
was always closest to the pen, wasn't drinking, there was
no wind, I was using my clubs, I was on
my patio. I knew the exact thickness of the grass.

(45:10):
There was no difficulty variables at all, and I cooked them.
So I just wanted you to know that.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
So what you're saying is I should invite my brother
in law and fire in law here and then I
cooked their ass at the MUNI. All right, I like it.
We'll take a break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
You ever give locks anymore?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
I did. I'm about to give a locks.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
We watched sports any game.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Football is over after this weekend for college man.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
This is it. It's over already, it is. The games
don't matter.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Well, No, the one tonight does two lane North Texas? Yeah,
that one, but winner gets in right right. The winner
gets in.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Right correct, and I hit up justin. The Indiana Ohio
State game is meaningless. In the afternoon game, I guess
Bama does have to beat Georgia.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Do they Are they gonna punish them if they lose?
Are they out?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
So they're gonna get punished for making the conference. If
they get punished for making the conference championship, then I
would never play in the I would boycott the conference
championship for sure.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Vandy, they were trying to pick up another game. Did
you hear that on Sports Center? No, they were.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Let me tell you what I have done. I told
you I'm not watching sports there anymore. They were interviewing wrestlers.
They were breaking down the wrestling matches. It's not sports anymore.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
They were interviewing Pavia, and he said the coach legitimately
told them, hey, guys, be ready to play a game.
We're trying to pick up any opponent, somebody to play
us so we can get just one more for the
resume builder. They were just gonna play a random exhibition
game out of an Austin try and get in. They were.
His coach was making phone calls.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
I do like that. Hey, did you see Vandy got
the number one like the top ranke QB.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Yes, his name is Jared Curtis.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
He was supposed to go to Georgia and he said, no,
I'm coming to Bandy, baby.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
I'm so we're back. I went to two games last year.
I'm going to the whole season this next one.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Anchor freaking down, anchor up? Baby?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Is what I say is the sky's limit?

Speaker 1 (47:08):
WHOA, good god man? WHOA should we buy season tickets?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I got the emails? Uh what you do is you
day of and then you find those nice seats that
the rich people don't go sit in. It has to
be astronomical to buy season tickets for Bandy right now?

Speaker 1 (47:24):
No, no, no, I wasn't thinking about keeping the tickets. I
was thinking about selling them to the opposing teams every week.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
But you must not be good in the stock market.
You're gonna try and buy tickets after the most successful
season in bandy history, and after the quarterback of the
Century and Vandy history, and you're then gonna try and
buy in the market.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I'd been thinking about it for a couple of years
to do that.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
That would be the time to buy Titan stock.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
I mean, if they offer you season tickets, rock bottom baby,
and then sell the crap out of them.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
The only problem is that when you go to the
new stadium, they're gonna be five hundred times the amount.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Yeah, it's completely So. I have friends that got offers
for season tickets and they said at the new stadium
it was eighty thousand and that wasn't even it was
an eighty thousand dollars fee and that's not even per game.
You just had to pay that to be able to
then keep your season tickets. So it's all the grandfathered
in people and the girl goes, she's one of Bezers nurses,
and she's like, I mean, we just said no, like

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eighty thousand dollars for the rights to keep our back
pats like, no, we'll watch it on TV until they're good.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
So you'll watch it on TV forever. I mean, you
want to talk about the game of the weekend, Shaduur
versus cam Ward? Are you freaking kidding me?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
It's at Cleveland though, yes, I would go. I would
go to see Shador.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
I feel like that is gonna be the worst football
game in the history of football.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Yeah, we may win.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I have no I literally have no idea. Who's gonna win.
That game is bad. The only problem is they have clown.
They have Miles Garrett, and he's gonna he's gonna kill cam.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
W There's been some hilarious clips of Chaduura stuff that
he does during the game, like his throws and his slides.
It goes.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
There was one I don't know if the Browns will
be able to.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Move the ball hold on. It was third and fifty.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Oh boy.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Obviously they never make the red zone, so I never
see him. I just gotta wait till x.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Oh get ready. They'll be on our CBS station come Sunday.
That's the only game we'll be able to watch. Shader
versus cam Ward. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Third and fifteen. Shaduur's fighting for a first down, right,
so he takes off Ruddi and he does the quarterback
slide after like five yards. They were like, you needed
fifteen yards. The quarterback slide is for when it's like
first or second down, when you're fighting for a first down,
that's probably not how do you use that?

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Oh? Yeah, that's pretty funny. And then I mean Virginia
and Duke who cares.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Oh, I'll have to listen to our guy this weekend.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Well, here we go. It's an absolute battle of Doug.
I'm telling you why.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
I have not seen hammered dog since my dog died
five years ago.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
But when you're on the battlefield, man, it doesn't matter
what you're trying to do.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
You look for a trash, can you shoot it?

Speaker 4 (50:11):
And you get rid of Like I'm telling you, I'm
gonna we're gonna gona break Titans Browns, the.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Battle of dumpster fires.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
All. I gotta take a dude. He's gonna be phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
He's gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
You're you gonna make so many war und gonna be great.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Oh man, But yeah, Indiana, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
State Saturday Night, justin May come over for it. I've
been under the weather and he's got to find a
better bar than our house with a cat and bays
are watching Christmas movies like please tell me you have
a better spot the night. That's where you're gonna watch
your championship.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
He can watch it at John Day's. They got a
good TV, they got a good setup.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
That one, and there are known Ohio state bars.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Yeah, and John Days. That's where we're gonna be doing
the Coaches Convention happy hour, and we're gonna do the
Sunday watch party when we give out our awards. Everything
be at John Daly's. All get ready. That's huge, It's huge.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
We were walking around Midtown one day. Girls came out
with super soakers and they were wearing a piece of
cloth and trying to get us to buy a VIP.
Little did I know this would come full circle and
that's where the convention was going to be at.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
That's what's up, dude. So yeah, I feel like if
winner or lose, Indiana, Ohio state their top four, right,
you keep them both in the top four.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Justin texted me sound that's not even worth reading. I
believe he said Indiana goes to five. I don't know,
I don't know, that's what he said. And then we
were all, well, who's.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
The top five right now?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Georgia, Indiana, Ohio State, somebody else, Oregon, Texas.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Tech Tech is five.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
I think maybe I thought Bama.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
I don't know. That's what I'm saying, Like truckers.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Will know just right in, guys, we'll read it four
days late.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
We might be idiots. I feel like they if you're
playing the number one team in the country and you're
number two and you lose, you stay in the top four.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Well they're not number two, are they? Indiana is Oh
they are?

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Yeah. Oh so I feel like, no matter what what
happens in that game, they should both be top four.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
And that's what I'm saying that I said meaningless five
minutes ago, and you just finally came around to what
I told you.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
I feel like it is meaningless.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
But I believe it does determine the Heisman, because both
those guys come out and lay an egg give it
to Pavia. It's a three horse race right now. If
you look at the sites betting sites, they're all even.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
I think it hurts Pavia if they don't make the playoff.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Well, I mean they're already not making the playoff.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Yeah, I don't understand, Like, I mean, listen, please explain
to me how Vanderbilt went on the road and blowed
out a top twenty five team blowed out on the
road and Texas went ahead of them because Texas won
a big one, oh Indiana, Or.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
But how did station?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
But how does Vanderbilt not stay ahead if they were
ahead of them originally because Texas beat Vanderbilt, but they
were already ahead of them.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Now the team, if you beat a team, you stay
ahead of them something, then.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
They would have been ahead of I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
You're going to run into problems. Twelve an enough, man.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Guess what if you put in eighteen? Guess what won't
be enough eighteen? Right, we have sixty four teams in
March Madness, and we still argue about who should get
in and who should not.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Well, you gotta let Loyal in Chicago in because they're
going to make a run.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
So I don't want to. I mean, god, it's just
so annoying. But the game of the weekend is North
Texas Verus two lane. That's gonna be fantastic, fantastic game.
That quarterback for North Texas never even played high school football.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
I know the other one, res Klav.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
He went to buy BYU and then he was banging.
He was banging a chick and so he had to leave. Wow,
because that's against the code. You're not allowed to being
chicks at BYU.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
What a backstory?

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Yeah, he was doing the back door wow. Yeah, And
they said, hey, you got to get out of here.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Hey, are you gonna give people any locks? Yeah? Here
we go.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Listen, guys, NFL, NFL, here we go. The Rams. They
just lost to the Carolina Panthers. Now they got to
go on the road and they're eight point favorites. How
are you gonna be giving eight points if you just
lost to the Panthers because you're the best team in
the NFL. That's how. And you think they're not angry

(54:36):
and they've been stewing on it all week and they're
not gonna go take it out on Jacoby Brissette.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
I mean, oh, Kyler, he's still hurt.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Kyler will never play again for the Arizona Cardinals.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Hello, Oakland, A's or Vegas.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
That's where he needs he needs to go. They're gonna
get rid of him. Nobody, They do not want him.
They are done with him, they're tired of him. They
made up an injury. He's not even hurt.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Did you see Giannis make up an injury the other night?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Yes, And for the love of God, please please let
me just tell you this. I do not want the
Spurs to get Giannis because I do not want to
have to give up Castle and Harper and four future
first round picks. I do not want to do that.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
You don't want Giannis. No, I still hasn't learned to
shoot ding ding dee. Chris Middleton. That's the only reason
they won that year. And the other glue guy you
know in point guard day the only reason.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Once they got rid of Drew Holiday, their team just went.
They traded Holiday for freaking Damian Lillard. They were never
the same. Drew Holliday went to Portland for about a week,
then went to the Celtics and what do you do
with the Celtics?

Speaker 2 (55:47):
And he wasn't great.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
He won an NBA title, he wasn't great. The next
year he was great, and now he's in Portland and
guess what he's doing great. He's been hurt for a
little bit. But yes, but yeah, you're gonna give me
the Rams minus eight at Arizona. Take it to the bank,
and then we're just gonna keep riding the train. Guys,
we're gonna ride that train. What the Seattle Seahawks, their

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defense is the best defense in the NFL LFB, best
defense in the NFL. They're going across country. I don't
like the travel spot, but they're playing Atlanta. Kirk Cousins
is a statue back there. That pass rush is gonna
be in the backfield all day long. Give me the

(56:33):
Seattle Seahawks minus seven, take it to the bank.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Aaron Andrews, Richard Sherman, what did you think about Crabtree there?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Hellopey, they're gonna try and find me, go fight me.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Helpey couldn't remember exactly what he said.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
I like that, but then we got a game down
in jackson right, try me with a sorry ass crabtree,
broken leg Jones, he's playing with a fracture in his legs.
Danny Dimes is going to Jacksonville. Jacksonville is hotter than
a freaking stove when you're cooking eggs, and Jacksonville is

(57:11):
the underdog. How are they getting points at home? Give
me the Jags plus one? And a half. Take it
to the bank.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Dad, has this hot?

Speaker 2 (57:21):
I learned that with the nephew in town. Those kids
don't know when something's hot.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
They don't They learn real quick though.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
It's crazy. They don't know the difference between hot and cold.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Yeah, yeah, that's hot. Yeah fire, there you go. That's it.
Those are your money makers this weekend. Last weekend, what'd
I do? I gave you three money makers? They all
three hit. I made you money last weekend. It is time.
This is when I get in the groove. I start
reading these numbers and I'm like, man, I know what
I'm talking about. Because I want you to be able
to buy better Christmas presents for your kids, your wife,

(57:51):
your your mistress, whoever it is. I want you to
be able to buy Christmas presents. Have a great weekend.
We out of here.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Pay the more you pay the electricity. A lot of
them are betting that, and that's when it's not good.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Make sure it's discretionary income.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
The car payment, that's very important. Guys. Pay the insurance.
Pay the insurance.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Yeah you said, mistress. Isn't a trucker with a mistress.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
You think truckers get the lizard something on Christmas.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Well, we've discussed this before. If you're sleeping around, do
you have to get presents for the mistresses? Expect that's
when you get busted, though.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
I don't know how they do it, like.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Bad example.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Yeah, that was bad. That was bad.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
I didn't mean to say that. The Clinton Bill Clinton,
well no, no, no, no, not him, people who were known cheaters.
Who's a guy uh n b a NFL? Tyreek Hill?

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Oh, Tyreek Hill. Yeah, he's got a lot of baby mamas.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Does he have to get a lot of presents for
the kids or the women?

Speaker 1 (59:05):
I don't know. It's a great question, man, I'll call
him and ask yeah, uh well, excuse me.