February 14, 2025 • 51 mins
In this episode Lunchbox is upset about how someone in the office treated him and he tries to figure out why the couldn't just hit reply on a simple email. The Dallas Mavericks are starting to look really soft for the way they're treating their fans after the Luka trade and Ray tries to breakdown the NBA dunk contest. Also can someone explain to Lunchbox why hockey kids wear suits to their games and the refs cheated Lunchbox's soccer team out of a win.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And action. There we go. We're on all right, man,
Well now I have to hit this.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I don't know what we're way.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
You don't have to record this part. This isn't a
good video.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Part, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I don't know if it is or not. It's whatever
you want.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Our videos have been struggling, man. We did those three
video super Bowl weekend. Let's look at the counts.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Uh are you talking on YouTube? Yeah, we have a
YouTube page that people need to go check out all
three hundred and sixty five of our listeners. If they
could watch it like one hundred times, then we'd have like, what,
three thousand views. That'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Pit's video motivational speech.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
You gotta get on that mic, dude, one.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Hundred and forty Sorry man, first time doing radio.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Pitt's motivational speech. One hundred and forty one views. That's
not bad, you and me making our predictions. Eighty nine views.
Oh no, but actually those got one hundred and ninety.
But then our Friday super Bowl spectacular, which didn't have
a defined purpose, eighty nine views.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah. I don't even know what that one was about. Okay,
what was that about?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I don't know. I didn't title it really.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Did you hashtag? Yeah? You got a hashtag? Man?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
What do you think I damn did?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't know, ray, because you wonder what, I'm not
one of those views. I didn't look at them. Okay,
I'm sorry. I know I'm supposed to participate and give
us views by clicking on them, and I didn't damn
do it. Okay, I didn't damn click on the videos
and give us some views. I apologize.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I didn't do any hashtags for the Pits one.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
There you go, and hey, how do you just yelled
at me like, oh do you think I did? I
don't think you did a damn one is what I think.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I didn't do any hashtags for the Friday super Bowl Spectacular.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, so that's two for two. You didn't do hashtags,
No wonder we got no damn views. You gotta get
in the algorithm.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Oh wow, earth the super Bowl predictions our highest video
of the weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, I did hashtag NFL, hashtag New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I actually didn't hashtags super Bowl. You didn't hashtag Chiefs,
you didn't hashtag Eagles.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
That hurts. I got busy doing something else.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I understand. Man, it's a rough life.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Out there.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's really hard to come up with hashtags in the
two seconds that you're posting something. I totally understand because
you get distracted real easily.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Well, it was easy because not to get in the
weeds guys inside baseball.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
But I was doing the videos here. You could actually
upload them.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Then I would go home and on my phone when
I'm just sitting on the couch, I can do it
real quick. But there's a honeydew and the next thing,
you know, you don't do hashtags?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, I mean you can, can you hashtag afterwards? Ray?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
This is the ultimate Honeydew day.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
No, I mean, I got something I want to talk about.
But we'll start the show because right I'm a little
pissed off.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I started it all right, show started.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Man. I want a weekend. I got coming this weekend.
Do you know what I got going this weekend? I'll
give you one guess basketball game. That's one guess birthday party. Both.
You nailed them both. Not only do we have a
basketball game, we got Baby Box two his birthday party.
(03:07):
His birthday party. We're not going we're hosting baby we
are the birthday party.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
This time, you gotta drop a slide we are boom.
We are doing it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
But we're doing a combined birthday him and his best friend.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Big letters in the yard.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Now we're not doing that. That's you're too young for that.
Ray those areing covid. I mean he's only turning five.
I mean what would I do when he turned sixteen?
Party favors, No party favors. I'm anti party favors. I
have started a movement. Listen to me. When you have
a birthday party, you do not need to provide party favors.
Your favor is you through the birthday party where whatever kid,
(03:47):
the boy and girl, they get to come and enjoy
a party, whether it's a trampoline park, whether it's at
your house and you're running around, whether you're at the park,
you provided all the food, the drink, the cake. If
you provided the party, that is the party favor. I
do not understand this. Oh here's a bag of party
favors when you leave the party. It makes no damn sense.
(04:10):
It's absolutely stupid.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Well, I'm packing up my game and not my head
out West where real women come, equip with scripts and
fake breast, find a nest in the hills, chill like
flint and by an Oh drop top, find a spot
to pimp.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I suggest you play that song with the birthday party.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, I don't know if we're gonna get to choose.
I don't know we get to come up with a
playlist or what.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Drink to the moon thrown in the mix and tossed
out of balls. Baby Box sip to you Wanna you
wanna go Hometown, get the get them boys and motown,
telling them foods to come back home, set up at
escort service for baby Box birthday, and set up shop
at the top of full Seasons. Yeah, they crushed my
apartment when I lived downtown, but I said, fuck it,
(04:50):
I'm gonna be a cowboy.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Baby not bad, not bad it except for you mess
up the lyrics. It's baby Box two's birthday.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Well what I say, baby Box, I've I've just been
signing things baby Box for dude, I respond like a kid.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Now, Oh man, that's gonna be a good weekend. I'm excited.
Basketball game. I don't know who we're playing. I haven't
looked at the standings, but I know we're down towards
the bottom.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
So Arnold, what is the plan? You're finally back in
studio for you and Abbey tonight it is Valentine's Day,
beaten cheeks and we're gonna park.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Well, that was inappropriate. I don't know what either of
those things mean. Is there anything else on the agenda?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Gonna go fishing for my red snapper? She knows where
to find it.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
We don't even have red snapper in Nashville. Justin made
a red snapper the other night. The drink now the fish.
Oh he went and got it at the store, cut
the damn thing, sauteed it and ate it by himself
a dinner table.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I don't know he was a cook.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
That's where I got red snapper from.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I think there used to be a shot called the
red Snapper, and they the copper tank. I'm pretty sure
red snapper was a drink that we I mean, I
don't know why we would drink or a red snapper,
but man, they were so god awful. I had hit
them in one night and I was like, these are
not good.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Sometimes it's just the name Vegas bomb so easy to say.
I don't even really know what's in it.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's a red Bull and Yager pipe bomb. Oh don't
know pipe bomb, but I know that's a red Bull.
And they dumped log. Yeah, and then there's Barkley. He
could shut gunna beer. That dude was damn good.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
He was doing it real quick. Ain't that tells me
they don't drink during the season. I mean those seas
were going down real good.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I was like, that is super impressive. Yeah, that was quick.
That was in less than four seconds. That wasn't eight
second ride? Oh that was that was done. I was like,
damn eight second ride.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
That's me tonight.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh man, Valentine's Day. Happy, Hey, we gotta we'll say
Happy Valentine's Dad, all our people out there, and let's
just do the intros and.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
All you guys celebrating with the bros.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I said all of our people out there. I almost
said ladies, but then I gotta remember the guys want
to celebrate Valentine's Day too, So you know, Happy Valentine's Day, guys.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Cowaway, whichever man or woman you're taking out, We hope
y'all have fun.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
B McNamee, Happy Valentine's Day, Emily mckimmon, Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Joe and your chick Sarasota. Go on the water, find
a nice little restaurant. Maybe get some red snapper.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Sherry Morris. Hey, Happy Valentine's Day, Aaron from Ohio. I mean,
it's never a happy Valentine's Day because the brown suck
and I guess the Calves are good. I don't even
know if he's a Cavs fan though, but he got
an Ohio State national title. What else does he want? Lisa,
Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I told justin Ohio State was under our dicks the
whole season. They were basically a favorite all year. Now,
one person said, Ohio State, Well.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I mean I watched them play and they didn't seem
that good. I mean, but they were the best they were.
They were really good.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
All Right, we're gonna do it lot. Wait, oh the
one two three sore losers? Say it with us or
don't say it at all?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports. I'll give you the sports facts, my sports
opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, it says that I'm from the North. I'm in
Alpha Male.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I live on the north side of Nashville with Basers.
She's a Broadway girl. We live out there. She has
been commuting to work but now she's stay at home.
She is luckily able to work in her back office.
For whatever reason, investors were in town and she was
doing the commute. It was an hour and a half.
And I said, get back to the country. I need
when I come home from work.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, you need tits on the table when you get home.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
What I'm saying is I need that home cooking over
to you.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Man. I know the Super Bowl was like five days ago,
but I'm just gonna tell you about what I'm pissed
off about.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh, we breaking it down now.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
We're not gonna break down the x'es and o's, We're
gonna break down the squares. Because I got an email
from someone in the office that said, hey, hey, squares
ten dollars apiece? Who wants some? Come by my desk?
And I replied, hey, man, what's your venmo? Do you
take venmo.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Zeally?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Well, the problem is I don't know him, like I
don't know who he is.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And he said, come by my desk.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And he said come by my desk.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
He loved saying that sentence. He said to everybody, come
by my desk. Okay, bud, he does nobody come visit you?
I mean what do you want to see the family kids.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
He's forcing people to interact with him because maybe he
doesn't have relationships in the office. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Maybe that's how we should get new deals for the losers.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
And I feel bad that we work in the same office.
I don't really know him, so I couldn't be like, hey, man,
who are you? Where do you sit? I just replied, hey,
by chance, do you take Venmo question mark?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Per chance?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Because he had some pretty good he had payouts for
the squares. I was excited. I want to participate. I
like squares. It's an exciting thing that I enjoyed doing
during big games and March Madness coming up, there's squares
for that. I really enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
What's before March Madness?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
The combine?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Back to you, thank you. We can't do squares during
the combine. And so I'm sitting there like, all right, man.
I check my email on Thursday, Oh no, he didn't reply, okay, cool.
Check my email on Friday, No, he didn't reply. Okay,
cool cool. I check my email on Saturday. Nope, I
(10:26):
check my email. Is this the outlook for work email?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah? You log in at home?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
You enter all those firewalls and shit, yeah, you're nuts.
I only check that thing Monday through Friday.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I'm not going through thirty steps to get to a
work email that says, hey.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Guys, there's donuts in the kitchen. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I'm not gonna type in my password eight times, get
a text and talk to Frank in Ohio who says
that my account has been compromised. Fuck off, I'll check
it on Monday, dude. That's why I go Gmail back
to you. I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You're nuts. Well.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I wanted a square again. That's all I wanted is
I wanted a square. I wanted this guy to acknowledge
my existence. I wanted him to acknowledge and just be like,
oh no, man, sorry, I don't take venmo, or here's
my Venmo something something. I look at my email on
Sunday and he and the email goes to Nashville all
here's everybody squares. Not once did he send me an email.
(11:25):
Not once did he reply and say, sorry, man, I'm
only doing cash. Sorry man, I don't have a Venmo.
He didn't say shit. He ignored my fucking email, and
so I don't know what his problem is. I don't
know why he ignored my email, but it would take
him two seconds to reply, and the son of a
bitch never replied to my email, So why not Why
(11:49):
send out that email and have me reply and then
not even acknowledge that I sent you an email asking
you a question your honor?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I present one case in one case? Yeah, what was
his main sentence? Come see me at my desk? He
wanted to meet people. He wasn't doing the virtual thing.
By the way I read it was you gotta have
the green back or a bitcoin and bring it to me.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
This is a great way for everybody to be socializing.
That's how I got it, I understand. And if I
would have known that, I would have gone to the
ATM and gotten cash out. But with him not replying,
I can't then go, okay, man, I'll come by, I
was gonna say. And if he replies, hey, man, I'm
only taking cash, my reply was gonna be like, yo, dude,
let's be real, I'm not sure where you sit. Who
(12:35):
are you okay? Like I needed an INN to get
to that point in my life, in our conversation, in
our relationship, so I could figure out who this dude is,
so I could know who's running the squares. But guess what.
Here we are a week later and I still don't
know who he is. And I didn't even get a
damn square because he didn't have the freaking balls to
(12:59):
email me back say, hey, man, not taking cash, jack ass?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Why don't we take a page out of his book
March madness. Maybe we have our thing with the losers.
I'm sure you're drumming something up, a really huge tournament
we're gonna do. Oh yeah, But I hope you've at
least started to think about.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Oh yeah, I should think about that.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Dude, What if we did one here in the office.
You have to come to our studio. Salesladies, salesmen start
coming in, Hey, how's it going. Anything on the horizon
for the sore losers? That we could promote you out
selling us in Thank you very much, man. But we
use the exact same sentence from meet me at my desk,
boys page book, meet us in the studio.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
They don't know which studio because there are so many studios.
They'll have no idea what's going on.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Dude, bones will think he's back in New Orleans walking
past a whorehouse.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
There will be so many people coming and going from
this studio turn in their March Madness bracket. It's genius,
and that's how we can start the deals.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, it's sort of like. I mean, one of the
salespeople when we were able to strike a deal with
Category for the Coach's convention, yes, for the watch party,
and she comes up to me and she's like, hey,
at least I got you one day at Category ten.
How do you like that? But here's the thing, she
never did anything. She told us Category ten wasn't interested.
(14:15):
We reached out on our own to Category ten and
worked out a deal, and she was trying to get
the credit. She was trying to get the credit, and
I'm like, what like you You literally said they're not interested.
So we emailed them on our own, Like, we went
and emailed them and they're like, yeah, we'd love to do.
It took thirty seconds. So it tells me you really
never even emailed them. You just kind of shoved us
to the side and said, oh, we don't have time
(14:36):
for that. And that's what maybe this guy did. Maybe
he saw my email and was like, I don't have
time for this. Guy like, I'm not going to reply
to his do you take venmo? Like? What does he think?
I am? I got free time on my hand. Yeah,
you have free time on your hand because you're running
a squares board at work through your work email. So
don't act like you didn't get the email. All you
had to.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Do was was paw And also, what is he a rookie?
You got to say ten jelly beans? You don't say
ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I was in college. Yeah, I was on my dad
at the Lumbermille.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
They had this massive NFL Every week you picked the
teams and winners.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Love that.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And I hit him back on the email. Hey, man,
can't wait to start gambling.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I'll send you my twenty dollars every week is at
twenty dollars and I'm just sending it right here to
this email. You up twenty dollars, man, This is so
cool to be gambling with you guys, he responds back.
Guys are hilarious at the lumbermil Like there all could
all be stand up comments. He's like, hey, numb nuts,
call them jelly beans. This is my fucking workie.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Dude. I probably might paragraph put the word money ten
times gambling.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Well, I think I think we're onto something here. This
guy Raymond Slater over here, he's rough. Well, this ring's
been going on for thirty years. This whole time, I
thought they just love jelly beans. But then they got
this new guy, Raymond Slater. He's lifted the lid on
the whole operation.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Dude, those guys were badass.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I was freaking eighteen, they're all forty and fifty, and
they let me in and I placed third.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I ended up winning.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
My dad goes, Hey, the guys out in the planar
were saying that they're going to give you a prize
or something.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
You got top three in this pool. What were you playing?
I'm like, I freaking finished third of that thing. I
mean college. He sent me like one hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
It was that gambling Dad.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
It was like, that is just no, Dad, It was
jelly Bean's numb nuts.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Was it a company wide gambling ring.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
No, Dad, it was it was.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
It was just the guys out in the planar. Yeah,
the guys that do all the strap in the lumber.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Your dad didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
He wasn't in on. It was like he worked in
the office.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oh he was, he was short.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
He was a procurement manager. He's one of the top
three dudes there.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I don't know what procurrement manager me. If there's no
wood at the mill. My dad's responsible for two hundred
families not eating. Oh, so he would procure all the
chi He found the good timber and.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Shipped it to the mill.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
But I wonder if you bought any would timber from
my roommate John in college?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
What area?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Uh? He lived in Alesian Fields, Texas.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
No, my dad's area was Wisconsin, win As, Minnesota, and Michigan.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
And we used to like drive by poles, you know,
like telephone poles or whatever poles they are, and he'd
be like, hey man, that's probably from my yard. You'd
be like, see that right there, that used to be
my tree, Like shut up, dumb, and he goes like,
how do you know it wasn't? But I don't know what. Okay,
I don't But his dad they would sell freaking timber.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Well, usually they're gonna package it, so you could have
known if it was from his lumber milt, if you'd
originally seen the wood when it was first taken out.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Well, I never did I get that.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
But my thing is this, the people in the office
didn't talk to the people outside of the office, which
there's like five hundred people.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
So when we first got hired through it, oh my gosh.
Later they thought we were they thought we were spies,
not spies. But they're like, oh my god. Then they're like,
you guys.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Are cool as hell, Like, yeah, we're pretty cool, but
they thought, oh my gosh, the freaking basically the boss's
kids are working with us. Yeah, you know that's what
you usually forty three year olds say to eighteen year olds, is, man,
you guys are pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
No, they did because we went on the board our
first day there and it said welcome college students, and
we were race letters and it put welcome college studs.
And they came out like two days later. The lady
realized that at a meeting and she goes.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Hey, who the fuck did this. You're like, hey, you're
just summer students.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
You guys aren't actual employees here, but be respectful and
you can't just do stuff like that on company wide boards.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah. Well, at least she replied to you, because I mean,
this guy didn't even reply to me and that's why
I was pissed off. We'll take a break, We'll be
right back.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Oh I need to start this. Damn it.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
What you forget?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
It's a little starter, got it?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Black magic on?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
And black magic.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
The other night? Did I say activated? Activate the other night?
It's time to take a bath, man, I tell Papybox.
I'm like, all right, dude, let's go get undressed. It's
time to getting the bath tub. And he gets undressed,
and he's about to get in the bathtub and he
just takes off running. He's gone. And at this time,
(19:09):
I'm tired. I just wanted to give a bath, put
him in bed so I can relax for a little bit.
It's been a long day, so I'm pissed.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
He took off running outside of the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah shit, yeah, not my favorite moment. And I run.
I don't run. I get up because I'm already on
my knees ready to bathe him go walk down the hall.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I was on my knees, guys.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
And I'm like, what are you doing? And then I
saw it and it was a proud proud dad moment.
He is standing in front of your wife dressing No
he's naked, but he has the foldleing to mirror. You
know that the wife uses to check her outfits in
does your wife have one of those?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
We got two?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Okay, we got one, and he is standing there in
front of.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
It, both wedding gifts. Two people got us the bears.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
And he is flexing his muscles and he is going, Dad,
look at my muscles. They're getting pretty big, aren't they.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, you're pretty woked yoked.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
And it made me laugh out loud because I never
have talked about muscles and how your muscles look. He
is six years old and he has determined that, Dad,
look at my muscles. He's like, you see my arm,
It's gotten bigger than yesterday, hadn't it. I'm like, yeah,
looks pretty big. Goes, oh, man, just think, he goes,
(20:39):
Just think, because I just ate dinner tomorrow. This thing's
gonna be bigger. And he was sitting there and he
was doing the beach ball. He was doing the arms up,
absolutely hilarious. I don't remember doing that as a six
year old. I don't know where he learned that, but
I remember doing it as a kid, but not at
six years old. It made me so proud. It made
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me laugh out loud.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
See.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I thought it was either first time sneaking away to
check a sports score castle, maybe finally got a win
for the Spurs.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
No, I didn't think the flex. I thought it was
then maybe there was a it was a Nudi.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Moment, But yeah, the flex. See, every young kid always
remembers the first time you see the muscles. I got
some proteins. I can put him on.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
No, I think he's a little too young to be
on the proteins. He's only six.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Is he still milking with your wife?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Na? Still he's off the tit. Yeah, he doesn't milk anymore.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
That's what I'm saying. That's where the protein comes into play.
They got some at the Amish place, some of this
milk that's just jam packed with protein. I'll get those
things doubled.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Up by fall.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Is it delicious milk?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
They got strawberry sometime in the winter. Right now, it's
chocolate and vanilla. I know your wife's pumping vanilla. Yeah,
she's pumping vanilla.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Is she pumping for two? Baby box two?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No, Baby Box two is off the tit, off the.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Tip, dude.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
I'm all into milking now because our dods just had
the one year old that's now a month old. They
had the one year old it's now two, and they
had the newborn that's now a month gir old.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Still on the boot.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
No, she said she's done milking. Oh, And she said, well,
you quit referring to me like I'm a cow. And
I said, I'm sorry. I didn't know the exact word
for it. I said her, you still milky? Yeah, my
wife's the milk supplies dried up.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
It does not It does not leak anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Can I get me a little suckle?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Now? That did happen? Like ad to the baby's born?
Like you'll be in the milk will scorch you in
the face.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
It doesn't have a good taste though, right, it's missing something.
It's it's because the milk we have sugar as.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
It's missing the sugar.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Not that I've ever had it before. Was there something
at a party somebody had some? Or did we dare
each other one time to drink it out of a fridge.
I don't know how I know the taste of it,
but I just maybe I just know that it doesn't
look like it's pastururized.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I don't know what that means, but I know that
there is no sugar in it. That's all I know.
I don't know, but yes, So I had a proud,
proud dad moment when he was sitting there in the mirror,
flexing his arms, flexing his biceps, and I was like, Damn,
kids are so funny, dude.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Little girls have that equivalent the first time they're doing
their makeup.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I'm curious. I know you don't got girls.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
That's a great question. So girls flexing the mirror.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
No, it's not that it's not the sexist or anything
like that. But I'm just saying, little boys, it's that
first time you flex in the mirror. Little girls, first
time you want because he must have saw you do it,
but I've never I don't do that. Okay, saw it
from a show. But then it's mom wearing makeup. I
want to wear makeup, Dad wearing makeup. All these players
are now doing the nail polish. See that the dude
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for Alabama, he sign a nail polish deal.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yep. Ryan Williams, the one that was seventeen. Is he
eighteen yet? Because I haven't heard I No one's announced
that he is eighteen yet.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Announcers will tell us. I'm gonna stop this, but I
did want to say. Now, with Williams signing that deal,
the nil deal for nail polish, I mean, next, is
your your boy doing the nail polish Williams first time?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
No, no, no, not kill Williams the receiver he signed.
I know I saw that you're saying, my boy, That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
So you're not far off from that proud moment you
come out there in the first time your boy's painted
his nails.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, that's not the moment I'm looking forward to. I'll
be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Ryan Williams did it.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Kayler Williams did it? Got him? Hey, he is drafted
number one overall. Hey, if he can do it, anybody
can do it. And when he wins the Super Bowl,
oh get ready, I'll paint my nails if they win
the Super Bowl. If Kayleb Williams will leave us to
the Super Bowl, I will paint my nails for a month.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
All right, let's see him coach a month.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
If Kayler Williams can lead us to a Super Bowl
for one month, I will paint my fingernails.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
All right.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Saving this video so that you're held to that video
over we're back live. Guys, We're good. We're back live. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I think that was a good video. We might get
two interviews. We might get two interviews. I'm gonna hashtag kids.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
No, I'm gonna hashtag flexing, parenthood, fatherhood, dad, bod ad, muscles, muscles,
nail polish, Williams.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Bil body builder. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Steroids, all right, we covered it all of that.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
That's it. And yeah, man uh, I'm sad to see
man milk. The Lakers, they got their ass kicked. Mister Luca,
the guy that walks on water, they got their ass whooped.
But if you go on, if you go on social media,
guess what it's all Luca highlights. Oh, watch this unbelievable pass.
(25:29):
Watch this unbelievable move by Luca. Look at this shot
by Luca. They lost by like twenty points.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
And a good baseline to figure that out. Did a
guy have a good game player efficiency, points, rebounds, assists, steals,
blocks minus turnovers, sfield goals missed and free throws miss Yeah,
Lebron was at twenty baseline's fifteen.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Got it, So Lebron was good.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Luca tenet five turnovers.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
There we go, guys.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I did it with Boomer, and I was like, hey, Boomer,
let me do years.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
I'm not going to give him to you. I was like,
I want to figure out your player efficiency. What are
your stats? Not gonna give him to you.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
The dude's holding his stats hostage because he knows I'm
gonna pull up his player efficiency.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'm gonna show all his turnovers. I mean, he's a
little nervous about that. His ball handling is not as
as strong as he wants to be. He uses his
le He's left hand dominant if I watch him play,
and so he's dribbled left handed too much. He needs
to be able to use that right hand. Everybody knows
he's going left. He's got to develop a game going
to the right. That's his weakness in his game right now,
going into his senior year. If he wants to make
the next step, he's gonna got to learn how to
(26:32):
go right. Are we gonna talk what we need to talk?
I don't know what we need to talk, but I
mean I want you guys to s Remember when the
Lakers won their first game and Luca was a guy,
the savior of everything. Then they got blown out by
the Jazz or god awful. So that just tells me
they're not that amazing. Let's relax a little.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Bit, well and just call it what it is. Call
us call it dick a dick, Call a spade a spade.
The Lakers are going to make the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
They'll make the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
They're gonna make the playoffs. They'll be fun for around. Yeah,
that's all they're.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Really How are they gonna be Who's gonna guard Nikola Jokic,
who's gonna guard Chet Holmgren, who's gonna guard Isaiah Harnstein?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
And why is Luke only playing twenty four.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Minutes because he's out of shape and he hadn't played
in a while. Lebron's playing thirty four. Yeah, and that's
what I worry that you overuse Lebron. I mean, he's
old man, you can't be playing that many. I mean,
I guess it's going into All Star break. But here's
the thing. Lebron should skip the All Star game. He's
too old man. Well, he's not doing the dunk contact
and he's arrest his body ray Hell the segue, we'll
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talk about that next. What do we needn't talk about
the dunk contest?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
It's this weekend, is it really? Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I have no idea when it.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Is Valentine's weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I mean, okay, I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Dude, it has to be talked about.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
We can talk about I'll tell you what. I don't
know who. I know who's in the dunk contest castle.
I'll tell you right back. Yeah, we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Be a legitimate sports show and talk about this shit.
Because you know what, McAfee's been off for two weeks.
They have Super Bowl hit. Oh they're done, they're in Cabo.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You know what. Now we're the number one sports show
in America.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah. McAfee's show almost took a hit. Why big hit.
The Jets informed Aaron Rodgers if he was to return,
no more McAfee. Really, yeah, I guess, he said so.
The Jets said, we're moving in another direction.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Well, I think Aaron Rodgers off the grid right.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Now, probably, but he is no longer going to be
a Jet. They said we're moving in another direction because
they sat him down. They said, listen, man, if you're
gonna return here, you're not going on Pat McAfee, which
is a smart move. You don't want this dude going
on every week and airing everything out about the freaking organization.
Shut up, get here for the offseason, do some offseason workouts,
and every week be dialed in for the next game.
(28:52):
I don't have time for you to be on Pat
McAfee saying all of our shit like thinking you're the
greatest damn quarterback of all time. So now my question is,
who the hell wants Aaron Rodgers. If you're a fan
base Titans, if you're the Steelers, if you're the Titans,
we want him.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I can break down the NFL draft for you too.
We have so much to break down. We're America's number
one sports show dot.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
But I love they should get lost, man, we hate you.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Who's their quarterback? Now?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
They don't have one.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
The quick one of the NFL draft is this Titans.
They said they want a generational player, but do they
Now there's word that they may trade that pick and
they may drop to three.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
That's fine.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
So the favorite to go number one is cam Ward.
Either the Giants are going to trade with the Giants,
cam Ward will go one.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
But you know the rumor I heard tell me something
because if you have anything on that defensive guy.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
For Penn State, he's two times your money to go
to the Titans. If it happened in the first round,
you got Travis Hunters four times your money. Now shoudou
or Sanders is six times your money.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
There's money to be made. But cam Ward's the FAI.
But you gotta think there's a shake up there.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
The rumor is that the Giants are aggressively pursuing a
trade for Matthew Stafford and Cooper Cup.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
So then they wouldn't trade with him. So then the
Titans are gonna take a generational player. The only one
is Travis Hunter Henry. They're taking Travis Hunter Henry, and
they're gonna stick with Randolphin.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Leaves or they go get Kirk Cousins, they go get Donald,
They go get Donald. They can go get Derek Carr
when he gets released by the Saints.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Go get that's Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I was gonna say, Aaron Rodgers, Oh my god, if
he lived in our backyard, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
That'd be huge for the Pod were the new McAfee.
He comes on our ass every Monday.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Hey what's that? Rogers? Who the fuck are you guys?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Hey man, what do you what's your takes on this
last game?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Hey? Rogers? What went wrong? This week. My coach sucks.
My wide receivers couldn't get open. I'm the greatest, Like,
don't don't ever question what I can do. What I everything.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Oh, sorry, Rogers, we're not as good McAfee. Sorry man, Sorry,
we don't know how to talk about adah housha.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Hey, hold on, Rogers, let us turn on this video.
Hold on, hold on, all right, you're on Rogers. Look
at the camera now. Well, you guys don't just stream
this all the time on ESPN Like when I go
on McAfee, they have like thirty cameras.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Right, you're s streaming right now where the heart sign is?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, see that teav look up there.
Maybe we can get your picture up there. Oh no,
we don't know how to do that.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
All right, Rogers, we're gonna go live on YouTube. Wait,
there's no audio. Oh you're outa Hoosha dealers texting you that. Yeah,
I don't know someone's the audio doesn't work on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah, so Rogers looking for a new home. So he's
gonna end up in Pittsburgh. He may end up in Oakland.
I don't know where he's going. Maybe he's retiring, he's
out to pasture. God, if he was out the pasture,
it'd be Grea because I wouldn't have to hear about
his ass any longer.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Okay, so then that actually doesn't work. The Raiders need
a quarterback.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, but they're getting Sudar.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
What if they trade up to get cam Ward because.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That I think they want Shadur Sanders.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
And that's who they have at six.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, because I don't think anybody's trading up to get
to Sdar.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Oh my gosh, dude, that means Titans are going Travis Hunter.
Henry got it that four times your money you gotta
bet at Jacks.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I don't know if they're going that.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
If they said they want a generational player, who's generals up, well,
here's the problem.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
There's a lot of players that I don't know who
they are. So I don't know who's generational. There's gonna
be names that we've never heard of, and guess what,
They're gonna be generational players. And there's gonna be players
that we know their name, and guess what, they're gonna
be out of the league in two years.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
And you know why I think this. I don't know
his official name. His name is ben Ghazi. Or something.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
The GM Borschhire of who Titans. He used to draft
for the Chiefs, and the chief always drafted defensive guys.
The one year they didn't Patty Mahomes. Is there a
Patty Mahomes in this draft? The answer is no, you
don't know that cat guys.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
No, no, because no one thought Patty Mahomes was what
Patty Mahomes was gonna be until the Chiefs made them that.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
But he doesn't take a stab at quarterbacks. One out
of twelve years all pass on the cam Wards of
the world that he said it was generational. I think
Titans go after Henry four times your money. And that
solidified it that right there, that tidbit you told me
that I haven't seen on the internet.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
And they're also saying maybe they just said generational, so
other teams will want to go for that pick.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Of course, oh smart plant that sea like, we're not
going to pass up a generational player. And they're like
other teams are like, oh my god, if they think
he's generational, then we better go up and get him.
But if they're willing to trade you so you can
have that generational player, don't you think huh? Maybe he's
not as generational as we thought.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
They weren't going to go after him.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
They were going to trade the spot so you can
get a quarterback and then we're gonna get the defensive guy.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Or they were making it.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Was it so to say a guy's generational, then you're like,
oh my gosh, we need we have to get him,
We have to get him. It creates the hysteria.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Okay, Arnold is generational.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah, Now do you want to talk about the dunk
contest because I have no idea what day it is. Yeah,
I can break it down, but I don't even know
where the All Star Game is. Do you want me
to break it down? I would love to, because here's
the thing the NBA, Like, I used to love the
dunk contest, and I used to love the three point contest,
But now the three point contest is everybody is so good.
It used to be like like thrilling, like when people
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get shoot threes. Now everybody shoots three, so it's not
as exciting.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Cat.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I mean, back when Craig Hodges was winning the game
the damn thing, and he wasn't even in the NBA anymore,
but he was a defending champ he got to come
back and defend his title. I mean that's what it
was awesome. Now everybody shoots threes in cat cat Zion.
Everybody onto kupo A break am I breaking it down?
(34:34):
No break it down? Who's in the besides Stephan Castle?
Who's in it?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
So it's there's four guys. It's Castle, McClung. I think
he's in the NBA d L. There's a guy named
ben Ghazi. It's just terrible. And Andrew Jackson Junior.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
If you know who that.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Andre Jackson Junior for the Milwaukee Bucks.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Ye, So Andre Jackson Junr. Is terrible.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I think he went to Yukon.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
There's a white dude for the Bulls, ben Ghazi betting coot.
It's like six ' ten. He's gonna have the worst
dunk contest in the history of dunk a ruse.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
So Castle's eight times your money. He's in last place
right now in the odds. There's four guys castles.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Dude. Castle's got hops, he can fly, but is.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
He a dunker.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
McClung's the dunker right and McClung's won at two years
in a row? Does he win three in a row?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I mean that's pretty impressive. Like McClung is just living
life in the D League and he's the best dunker
in the freaking game.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
It's because he looks cool when he's doing it, and
he's a white dude.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
He's got he's white.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
I like Castle. I think Castle can give him a
run for his money. Ben Gazi has no chance. Six '
ten white dude doesn't look cool when he's dunking. Andrew
Jackson Junior Andre the Giant Junior Jackson, he didn't really
look that cool dunking either. Watch their highlights. I think
Castle gives him a run. He can do some pretty
he's got hops. You're looking for a kid that can fly.
(35:54):
I see that in Castle. I see it McClung. Mclung's
not worth betting. It's minus two hundred. Yeah, you got
some twenty bucks in your DraftKings account. Eight times your money.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Go with Castle. I've done the research. Do the numbers
back it? There's no numbers.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Good luck and who's gonna win the other stuff. There's
different teams and clients. I don't get it. You got
to find a client at their desk and give them cash.
I don't I don't understand who's playing these other competitions.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, I don't really do. They still do the skills
competition where they have a guy and a girl. But
where are they having this thing at, like Memphis? I know,
I don't know. I honestly don't know. I don't care
about All Star Games anymore. Like they're they're boring, they're
washed up, they're they're irrelevant. And I think the reason
they used to be awesome is because you wouldn't see
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a lot of these guys on TV, and so the
All Star Game was your one chance to see them
on TV. Now every team's on TV. You see them
all the time, and so it's just like, uh, and
no one tries. No one tries in the All Star Game.
It's boring. And they don't get the biggest names in
the Dunk Contest. You used to have Michael Jordan and
the Dunk Contest. Now you have Mac McClung, who can't
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even make it in the league. He can't even get
a roster spot on an NBA team. They really should
go get people from the and one circuit and put
them against NBA players and have a competition between the
NBA players and and won or Street, some other.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Street with that professor. He can't dunk no and like street.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Ballers and put like five million dollars on the line.
Get a sponsor, then we get real dunkers.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
We need a sponsor for the convention.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah, we really do that way, we could take it
to like New Orleans or Las Vegas. But I just
I don't know anybody out there that's willing to sponsor us.
Colby White, who do you drive for?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Man?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Maybe you're a trucking company wants to sponsor us. Maybe
Marco from the Bronx wants to sponsor us. Hit us up.
We are the sore losers at gmail dot com. A cat, dick,
I mean, you have a sponsor for AA, so I
assume you'd have a sponsor that could do the mentioned right.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
He made it through successfully, I think, so wow, that's
worth a clap right there.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Job cat.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yeah. Now I'm gonna talk about the travesty that happened
to me the other night.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I'm taking a break.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Soccer game.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Man, WHOA, I didn't hear what you said, man.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Soccer game right?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Say it again?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Co ed soccer game Wednesday night, we're rolling. It was
a battle man. My team versus the other team. They
score a goal, they score a second goal, they score
a third goal. They're up three to nothing, and I'm like, gosh,
what are we doing. We're not as bad. So we
score a goal three to one, we score another goal,
(38:48):
three to two, they score a goal to two. How
hi scoring? I thought it was gonna be one one.
Now four to two. Man, they score another one. It's
five to two.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
What are you guys in the Premier League?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
No, nope, And then we get it to five to three.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Guys, Premierly, you want to take Liverpool to win it
all minus three hundred. You gotta put a lot out there.
You've got about a month and a half left. They're
a way ahead. There's three games ahead.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Then we get to five to four halftime, halftime, five
to four half, five to four half, and I get
out of the team. Around the guys and girls, we
put our arms around each other and are like, hey, guys,
we just got to mark up. Better run with your man.
We gotta quit ball chasing. We can beat this team. Dude,
they're not that good. They're not that good. Come out.
(39:30):
We score a goal, five to five, We score another
goal six ' five. What's up. Then they score six six.
Then they score again seven to six. Then they score
again eight six, right, raf raf how much times left?
How much sim's left?
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Shit?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
And he's like, six minutes we score again, eight seven
sh we score again, eight eight.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
I don't know, men more I got in.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Me sh And then I take a shot back post
side net nine eight US nine eight US with one
minute to go. Shoot one minute to go, and they're
they're like they shoot a couple of times in the
(40:24):
one minute. Rev blows the whistle.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Tweet tweet tweet.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
And I'm like yeah, and they're like, oh man, good game.
You guys got us, good game, you got us, good game,
you got us.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Hats in back taps Bear's on me boys at the
local brew.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
House, and it was a winner, go home because it's
the playoffs and if you won, you played immediately after that.
And so we're like, all right, man, another game, another game.
The rest like all right, uh, and he points to
the other team. He goes, you guys got another game
right now. We're like what. He goes, yeah, they won
nine eight. No no, no, no, no, no, no, we we
(41:03):
won nine eight. He goes, no. No, he goes, they
scored that goal over there. I'm like, yeah, that tied
it at eight eight, and then I scored over here
and he goes, no, man, you guys lost. I'm like, no, no, no,
they even said, man, you guys got us, you guys
got us.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Check the vaar and.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
He's like, no, you guys lost nine eight. And I'm like,
you guys even know what the score was. And of
course then we didn't know. We don't know what the
score was. Man, he said it was nine eight, so
sh So he gave the damn win to the other
team nine eight, and so we were eliminated from the
playoffs just like that.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Dude, that's how Mickey Moucher league is. They don't even
go to VAR.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
They don't even go to VR. Dude, Hey, you got
this little tracks raft that doesn't know what the hell
he's doing. He's too busy chatting it up with people
on the sideline PT, talking to whoever the hell it is.
And we lose nine eight. We lose nine eight because
the guy freaking I don't know if he just marked
it in the wrong column, if he didn't know which
team we were, if he didn't realize we were the
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green team, or if his buddy was on another team.
He's just like, you know what, I'll just give him
the win. There's no way to check it, and how
do you argue it. There's no way you can go
back and look at all the goals you got. Hey, Sarah,
how many goals did you score? Two? Okay, Nick, how
many goals did you have? Three? Oscar, how many goals
did you have one?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Shaniko? Did you bounce the one off your ass?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
So ref that equals nine? And so how many do
you have those eight? So obviously you miscount it. No,
they win, they move on.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
We're eliminated. If that dude, Rebecca, didn't one of them
hit you in your shelf.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Up there, very very disappointed.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Well, here is for your season. Clap him out, guys,
But how does that?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Oh, well send him, clap you out. Oh yup, thank
you guys for coming in here and clapping.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Then everybody's like, oh, should we email the league? I'm like,
what the hell is the league going to do? Oh,
it's word of mouth, it's your word against his. And
guess what, it doesn't because the team after us they
played again, so the game of this season, they've already
moved on. Without us, they're not gonna go back and
replay games. But they've got to had a better system.
They got to get a scoreboard, they got to get
a scorekeeper, they got to do something. But we lost
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nine to eight because the dumb ass doesn't know how
to count.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
At the risk of looking like that, I don't give
a fly and fuck about your team or season or
career in soccer.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
How can we rectify this?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I don't know. But and then it made me feel
even worse because I log onto Facebook and I see
Rosanna and Buddy Glass playing and whatever league they're in,
they're in the championship game and Buddy Glass blocks a
PK to win the championship. And I'm like, oh, I
wish i'd have wrapped that knew how to count, and
knew the score, because I could maybe be in the championship.
But no, I'm out because they can't count. We lose
nine to eight.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Well, if now there's soccer is anything like they watch
games at Luke Comb's bar. I get bet one of
the one's legs are wrapped around the other and they're
taking tequila shots entire Sunday. I'd like a count on
how many Buddy glass put down and how many leg
r he went after with his chick.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Hey, what's wrong with little PDA? Do?
Speaker 2 (44:05):
They are great? They're great?
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Yeah? So that was my week. Man, I have had
a bad week. Dude, doesn't email me back. I lose
my game because it's nine to eight. I got a
birthday party this weekend. I got a basketball game tomorrow.
I can't freaking wait, what are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 3 (44:21):
We Valentine's Day? Yeah, it's really light on sports.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Are you really doing anything for Valentine's Day? Like legit? No?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
I asked my.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Wife if she wanted to go to a concert Cody Johnson.
She said, no, oh is that?
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah? I didn't realize that I got invited to that.
I didn't RSCVP. But dinner, why, dude, you're sol at
for dinner, but you're not doing that anyways.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
You got kids.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I got three kids, man, I ain't trying to pay
a babysitter. I mean in restaurants they charge it a little
bit more expensive because it's freaking Valentine's Day. It's just
it's a lot, man. I'm just gonna go to bed early,
you know, just relax.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I'm still trying. We got Payday this weekend.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
We do it so, dude, I'm trying to shore up,
have my final parlays as we head into the.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Spring and summer.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Cash out my quarter of a million sometime this summer
is what I'm hoping.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Man.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
We'll start doing some research on some baseball. We'll start
talking baseball.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
I already got you with that.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
I mean what Alex Bregman into the Red Sox. I
mean that that'll move the needle.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
The one thing you want to bet now is is
a no brainer and the Dodgers to win at all
because it's three times your money?
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Why not do that?
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Okay, who's the second favorite? Can let me? I'm gonna
try to guess if if the Dodgers are the favorite
to win it all, the second favorite, God, like, are
you drunk?
Speaker 2 (45:40):
It's gotta be Braves that somebody.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
It's gotta be the Yankees. Yankees just always sucked. They're
missing that one piece. I agree, I agree, but they
love Aaron Judge. But they lost so too. Did they
really replace them with anything? Oh, here's your bit. Yeah,
it's Yankees and them Braves exactly. The two teams we
said those are your three. That's all that matters. What
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are the Diamondbacks halfway down?
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Really? Yeah? They're blow the Padres and all the Dodge Rangers, Mariners.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Really Red Sox. What can you get on the Arizona Diamondbacks.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
One two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine ten
there so they're twelfth to win the World Series and
it's thirty times your money.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Let me let me just look.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Let me tell you, guys, the more because they're pitching staff.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
They're pitching staff. They got Corbyn Burns man, and.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Do they got Zach Galifanakas. I don't give a.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Crack Gallon and Corbyn Burns is your one two when
you get to the playoffs?
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Oh sh, here's the one that it is is Otani
to win the nl MVPs.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Give me pitching and hitting. Well, that's three times your money.
Why would you not bet that right now?
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Well? I think it might be two.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Let's see home teams. Let me go to the Arizona Diamondbacks.
Let's see their roster. I just want to see their pitching.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
But guys, maybe let me can I go off on
this really quick? Guys?
Speaker 3 (47:03):
Maybe I have just gotten too much into this and
you're at maybe the same point where you go, do
I can I still have a job. I'm so much
into this. Listen to this, Listen to this, bro, I'm
so much into these golf tournaments. I now have the
PlayStation five. I play the course they're gonna play, so
I know how it lays out. I know what kind
of hitters I'm looking for before the tournament starts. So
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I already played Torrey Pines last week. I was at
waste Management. I played it five times before they did. Dude,
I am so into these I watch it all weekend.
I got ESPN Plus Now. Dude, I don't miss a
golf swing. But so when you ask me what I'm
doing over the weekend, speaks for itself. But dude, it's
actually I'm a little too busy with it. I'm like,
do I just need to do that full time where
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I'm just a golf better and I go to the tournaments.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah, I'm you in that website. You're a new website
that you're gonna partner with.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
You guys know, somebody already outed us on the Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
They screenshoted it and said Paul Fattus, He's like, Hey,
this is the site he's talking about fucking Paul.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
That was my secret sight. He dumb ass. He screenshoted
it with all within like three hours. You hear it is, guys,
this is what he goes to.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
I think, I think you guys can do a golf one.
But hey, just let me, let me let me read
over this staffore you go, Corbyn Burns, Zach Gallen, Merril,
Kelly Brandon, fat and Eduardo Rodriguez. Rodriguez was hurt last year.
You guys don't understand how good that dude was in Detroit.
He as your your fifth starter. Diving Backs are damn
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good man.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Dude, what if we go against the granny and go
like Diamondbacks and Tigers? Because you see, the Tigers got
Flattery went back to Detroit.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
I like, I like, so now.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
They got the lefty scoob scoob balls and flarity.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
It's not bad, oh, because they traded him to the
Dodgers and came back smart. Tigers are gonna be damn good. Yeah,
all right, have a good weekend, man, We gotta go
watch some golf. I got I got a basketball, I
got game plan to draw up. You guys, have a
great weekend. Happy Valentine's Day to all you guys. Uh,
thanks for showing us. We are the sore losers at
gmail dot com. No, must be real. None of these
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losers have any Valentine's plans. They did not plan anything,
they didn't make reservations. They're just sitting there on the couch.
So enjoy this podcast while you say on the couch
we out.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
And guys on our Facebook post pictures of you and
your lover in celebrating Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Oh it's a good idea. Yeah, And I.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Mean callaway whoever, bros, you're hanging out or whatever. Man,
just take a pick, you put it on the Facebook page.
Everybody with their sig other.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah. I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Man.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
I like that all these videos are going up on YouTube.
Check them out, trying to break the two hundred barrier.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
That'd be great.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
But dude, you know what I was telling you is
once we get in a thousand subscribers we got like
nine hundred and seventy. Yeah, dude, then we can start
doing Insta or YouTube lives and people can comment while
we're doing it.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Now that's cool. Well, and then we need to be
able to watch our videos.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
They can pay ten cents and do an emoji, do
a dick emoji, do the great fruit, do the egg plant?
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Okay, so we have to get a certain amount of
views before we can do lives.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
That's when I'm gonna start to employ my nephews. We
can create little emojis that they pay for. So it
could be you.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
It could be one of them on paying for our emojis.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
If they look good, they do one.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
No, they don't. People don't do that.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Maccabees. They pay for emojis.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
People are stupid.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
One of our emojis could be like, freaking, what's a
funny emoji? I don't know our quotes.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
One of them would be oh, oh.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
A right, we need to make that shirt. Why are
we not?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
That's what I'm saying. We're too busy for our nine
to five.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
We need to make merch. Are you ready to get
rid of? That's the shirt of the summer.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
It's gonna sell out.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
We gotta do it, all right. I'm gonna get on
that right now.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
I'm right.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
I'm gonna go design it right now.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
I'm gonna go design it to that they will sell out,
and then we make the.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Emoti an, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Emoji. I'm gonna have the nephews on it. I already got.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
No one is.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Buying a emoji. Maybe I don't know people, but I don't.
I don't use emoji, so I don't know people love
them damn things.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
But you know why we can't do the live right
now because we don't Fucking technology doesn't work and we
don't have enough us.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah, that sucks. We gotta go, all right, we gotta
go
And action. There we go. We're on all right, man,
Well now I have to hit this.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I don't know what we're way.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
You don't have to record this part. This isn't a
good video.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Part, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I don't know if it is or not. It's whatever
you want.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Our videos have been struggling, man. We did those three
video super Bowl weekend. Let's look at the counts.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Uh are you talking on YouTube? Yeah, we have a
YouTube page that people need to go check out all
three hundred and sixty five of our listeners. If they
could watch it like one hundred times, then we'd have like, what,
three thousand views. That'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Pit's video motivational speech.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
You gotta get on that mic, dude, one.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Hundred and forty Sorry man, first time doing radio.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Pitt's motivational speech. One hundred and forty one views. That's
not bad, you and me making our predictions. Eighty nine views.
Oh no, but actually those got one hundred and ninety.
But then our Friday super Bowl spectacular, which didn't have
a defined purpose, eighty nine views.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah. I don't even know what that one was about. Okay,
what was that about?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I don't know. I didn't title it really.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Did you hashtag? Yeah? You got a hashtag? Man?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
What do you think I damn did?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't know, ray, because you wonder what, I'm not
one of those views. I didn't look at them. Okay,
I'm sorry. I know I'm supposed to participate and give
us views by clicking on them, and I didn't damn
do it. Okay, I didn't damn click on the videos
and give us some views. I apologize.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I didn't do any hashtags for the Pits one.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
There you go, and hey, how do you just yelled
at me like, oh do you think I did? I
don't think you did a damn one is what I think.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I didn't do any hashtags for the Friday super Bowl Spectacular.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, so that's two for two. You didn't do hashtags,
No wonder we got no damn views. You gotta get
in the algorithm.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Oh wow, earth the super Bowl predictions our highest video
of the weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, I did hashtag NFL, hashtag New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I actually didn't hashtags super Bowl. You didn't hashtag Chiefs,
you didn't hashtag Eagles.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
That hurts. I got busy doing something else.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I understand. Man, it's a rough life.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Out there.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's really hard to come up with hashtags in the
two seconds that you're posting something. I totally understand because
you get distracted real easily.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Well, it was easy because not to get in the
weeds guys inside baseball.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
But I was doing the videos here. You could actually
upload them.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Then I would go home and on my phone when
I'm just sitting on the couch, I can do it
real quick. But there's a honeydew and the next thing,
you know, you don't do hashtags?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, I mean you can, can you hashtag afterwards? Ray?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
This is the ultimate Honeydew day.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
No, I mean, I got something I want to talk about.
But we'll start the show because right I'm a little
pissed off.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I started it all right, show started.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Man. I want a weekend. I got coming this weekend.
Do you know what I got going this weekend? I'll
give you one guess basketball game. That's one guess birthday party. Both.
You nailed them both. Not only do we have a
basketball game, we got Baby Box two his birthday party.
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His birthday party. We're not going we're hosting baby we
are the birthday party.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
This time, you gotta drop a slide we are boom.
We are doing it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
But we're doing a combined birthday him and his best friend.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Big letters in the yard.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Now we're not doing that. That's you're too young for that.
Ray those areing covid. I mean he's only turning five.
I mean what would I do when he turned sixteen?
Party favors, No party favors. I'm anti party favors. I
have started a movement. Listen to me. When you have
a birthday party, you do not need to provide party favors.
Your favor is you through the birthday party where whatever kid,
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the boy and girl, they get to come and enjoy
a party, whether it's a trampoline park, whether it's at
your house and you're running around, whether you're at the park,
you provided all the food, the drink, the cake. If
you provided the party, that is the party favor. I
do not understand this. Oh here's a bag of party
favors when you leave the party. It makes no damn sense.
(04:10):
It's absolutely stupid.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Well, I'm packing up my game and not my head
out West where real women come, equip with scripts and
fake breast, find a nest in the hills, chill like
flint and by an Oh drop top, find a spot
to pimp.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I suggest you play that song with the birthday party.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, I don't know if we're gonna get to choose.
I don't know we get to come up with a
playlist or what.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Drink to the moon thrown in the mix and tossed
out of balls. Baby Box sip to you Wanna you
wanna go Hometown, get the get them boys and motown,
telling them foods to come back home, set up at
escort service for baby Box birthday, and set up shop
at the top of full Seasons. Yeah, they crushed my
apartment when I lived downtown, but I said, fuck it,
(04:50):
I'm gonna be a cowboy.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Baby not bad, not bad it except for you mess
up the lyrics. It's baby Box two's birthday.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Well what I say, baby Box, I've I've just been
signing things baby Box for dude, I respond like a kid.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Now, Oh man, that's gonna be a good weekend. I'm excited.
Basketball game. I don't know who we're playing. I haven't
looked at the standings, but I know we're down towards
the bottom.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
So Arnold, what is the plan? You're finally back in
studio for you and Abbey tonight it is Valentine's Day,
beaten cheeks and we're gonna park.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Well, that was inappropriate. I don't know what either of
those things mean. Is there anything else on the agenda?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Gonna go fishing for my red snapper? She knows where
to find it.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
We don't even have red snapper in Nashville. Justin made
a red snapper the other night. The drink now the fish.
Oh he went and got it at the store, cut
the damn thing, sauteed it and ate it by himself
a dinner table.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I don't know he was a cook.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
That's where I got red snapper from.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I think there used to be a shot called the
red Snapper, and they the copper tank. I'm pretty sure
red snapper was a drink that we I mean, I
don't know why we would drink or a red snapper,
but man, they were so god awful. I had hit
them in one night and I was like, these are
not good.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Sometimes it's just the name Vegas bomb so easy to say.
I don't even really know what's in it.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's a red Bull and Yager pipe bomb. Oh don't
know pipe bomb, but I know that's a red Bull.
And they dumped log. Yeah, and then there's Barkley. He
could shut gunna beer. That dude was damn good.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
He was doing it real quick. Ain't that tells me
they don't drink during the season. I mean those seas
were going down real good.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I was like, that is super impressive. Yeah, that was quick.
That was in less than four seconds. That wasn't eight
second ride? Oh that was that was done. I was like,
damn eight second ride.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
That's me tonight.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh man, Valentine's Day. Happy, Hey, we gotta we'll say
Happy Valentine's Dad, all our people out there, and let's
just do the intros and.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
All you guys celebrating with the bros.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I said all of our people out there. I almost
said ladies, but then I gotta remember the guys want
to celebrate Valentine's Day too, So you know, Happy Valentine's Day, guys.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Cowaway, whichever man or woman you're taking out, We hope
y'all have fun.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
B McNamee, Happy Valentine's Day, Emily mckimmon, Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Joe and your chick Sarasota. Go on the water, find
a nice little restaurant. Maybe get some red snapper.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Sherry Morris. Hey, Happy Valentine's Day, Aaron from Ohio. I mean,
it's never a happy Valentine's Day because the brown suck
and I guess the Calves are good. I don't even
know if he's a Cavs fan though, but he got
an Ohio State national title. What else does he want? Lisa,
Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I told justin Ohio State was under our dicks the
whole season. They were basically a favorite all year. Now,
one person said, Ohio State, Well.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I mean I watched them play and they didn't seem
that good. I mean, but they were the best they were.
They were really good.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
All Right, we're gonna do it lot. Wait, oh the
one two three sore losers? Say it with us or
don't say it at all?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports. I'll give you the sports facts, my sports
opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, it says that I'm from the North. I'm in
Alpha Male.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I live on the north side of Nashville with Basers.
She's a Broadway girl. We live out there. She has
been commuting to work but now she's stay at home.
She is luckily able to work in her back office.
For whatever reason, investors were in town and she was
doing the commute. It was an hour and a half.
And I said, get back to the country. I need
when I come home from work.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, you need tits on the table when you get home.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
What I'm saying is I need that home cooking over
to you.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Man. I know the Super Bowl was like five days ago,
but I'm just gonna tell you about what I'm pissed
off about.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh, we breaking it down now.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
We're not gonna break down the x'es and o's, We're
gonna break down the squares. Because I got an email
from someone in the office that said, hey, hey, squares
ten dollars apiece? Who wants some? Come by my desk?
And I replied, hey, man, what's your venmo? Do you
take venmo.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Zeally?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Well, the problem is I don't know him, like I
don't know who he is.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And he said, come by my desk.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And he said come by my desk.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
He loved saying that sentence. He said to everybody, come
by my desk. Okay, bud, he does nobody come visit you?
I mean what do you want to see the family kids.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
He's forcing people to interact with him because maybe he
doesn't have relationships in the office. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Maybe that's how we should get new deals for the losers.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
And I feel bad that we work in the same office.
I don't really know him, so I couldn't be like, hey, man,
who are you? Where do you sit? I just replied, hey,
by chance, do you take Venmo question mark?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Per chance?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Because he had some pretty good he had payouts for
the squares. I was excited. I want to participate. I
like squares. It's an exciting thing that I enjoyed doing
during big games and March Madness coming up, there's squares
for that. I really enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
What's before March Madness?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
The combine?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Back to you, thank you. We can't do squares during
the combine. And so I'm sitting there like, all right, man.
I check my email on Thursday, Oh no, he didn't reply, okay, cool.
Check my email on Friday, No, he didn't reply. Okay,
cool cool. I check my email on Saturday. Nope, I
(10:26):
check my email. Is this the outlook for work email?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah? You log in at home?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
You enter all those firewalls and shit, yeah, you're nuts.
I only check that thing Monday through Friday.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I'm not going through thirty steps to get to a
work email that says, hey.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Guys, there's donuts in the kitchen. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I'm not gonna type in my password eight times, get
a text and talk to Frank in Ohio who says
that my account has been compromised. Fuck off, I'll check
it on Monday, dude. That's why I go Gmail back
to you. I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You're nuts. Well.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I wanted a square again. That's all I wanted is
I wanted a square. I wanted this guy to acknowledge
my existence. I wanted him to acknowledge and just be like,
oh no, man, sorry, I don't take venmo, or here's
my Venmo something something. I look at my email on
Sunday and he and the email goes to Nashville all
here's everybody squares. Not once did he send me an email.
(11:25):
Not once did he reply and say, sorry, man, I'm
only doing cash. Sorry man, I don't have a Venmo.
He didn't say shit. He ignored my fucking email, and
so I don't know what his problem is. I don't
know why he ignored my email, but it would take
him two seconds to reply, and the son of a
bitch never replied to my email, So why not Why
(11:49):
send out that email and have me reply and then
not even acknowledge that I sent you an email asking
you a question your honor?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I present one case in one case? Yeah, what was
his main sentence? Come see me at my desk? He
wanted to meet people. He wasn't doing the virtual thing.
By the way I read it was you gotta have
the green back or a bitcoin and bring it to me.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
This is a great way for everybody to be socializing.
That's how I got it, I understand. And if I
would have known that, I would have gone to the
ATM and gotten cash out. But with him not replying,
I can't then go, okay, man, I'll come by, I
was gonna say. And if he replies, hey, man, I'm
only taking cash, my reply was gonna be like, yo, dude,
let's be real, I'm not sure where you sit. Who
(12:35):
are you okay? Like I needed an INN to get
to that point in my life, in our conversation, in
our relationship, so I could figure out who this dude is,
so I could know who's running the squares. But guess what.
Here we are a week later and I still don't
know who he is. And I didn't even get a
damn square because he didn't have the freaking balls to
(12:59):
email me back say, hey, man, not taking cash, jack ass?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Why don't we take a page out of his book
March madness. Maybe we have our thing with the losers.
I'm sure you're drumming something up, a really huge tournament
we're gonna do. Oh yeah, But I hope you've at
least started to think about.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Oh yeah, I should think about that.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Dude, What if we did one here in the office.
You have to come to our studio. Salesladies, salesmen start
coming in, Hey, how's it going. Anything on the horizon
for the sore losers? That we could promote you out
selling us in Thank you very much, man. But we
use the exact same sentence from meet me at my desk,
boys page book, meet us in the studio.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
They don't know which studio because there are so many studios.
They'll have no idea what's going on.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Dude, bones will think he's back in New Orleans walking
past a whorehouse.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
There will be so many people coming and going from
this studio turn in their March Madness bracket. It's genius,
and that's how we can start the deals.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, it's sort of like. I mean, one of the
salespeople when we were able to strike a deal with
Category for the Coach's convention, yes, for the watch party,
and she comes up to me and she's like, hey,
at least I got you one day at Category ten.
How do you like that? But here's the thing, she
never did anything. She told us Category ten wasn't interested.
(14:15):
We reached out on our own to Category ten and
worked out a deal, and she was trying to get
the credit. She was trying to get the credit, and
I'm like, what like you You literally said they're not interested.
So we emailed them on our own, Like, we went
and emailed them and they're like, yeah, we'd love to do.
It took thirty seconds. So it tells me you really
never even emailed them. You just kind of shoved us
to the side and said, oh, we don't have time
(14:36):
for that. And that's what maybe this guy did. Maybe
he saw my email and was like, I don't have
time for this. Guy like, I'm not going to reply
to his do you take venmo? Like? What does he think?
I am? I got free time on my hand. Yeah,
you have free time on your hand because you're running
a squares board at work through your work email. So
don't act like you didn't get the email. All you
had to.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Do was was paw And also, what is he a rookie?
You got to say ten jelly beans? You don't say
ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I was in college. Yeah, I was on my dad
at the Lumbermille.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
They had this massive NFL Every week you picked the
teams and winners.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Love that.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And I hit him back on the email. Hey, man,
can't wait to start gambling.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I'll send you my twenty dollars every week is at
twenty dollars and I'm just sending it right here to
this email. You up twenty dollars, man, This is so
cool to be gambling with you guys, he responds back.
Guys are hilarious at the lumbermil Like there all could
all be stand up comments. He's like, hey, numb nuts,
call them jelly beans. This is my fucking workie.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Dude. I probably might paragraph put the word money ten
times gambling.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Well, I think I think we're onto something here. This
guy Raymond Slater over here, he's rough. Well, this ring's
been going on for thirty years. This whole time, I
thought they just love jelly beans. But then they got
this new guy, Raymond Slater. He's lifted the lid on
the whole operation.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Dude, those guys were badass.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I was freaking eighteen, they're all forty and fifty, and
they let me in and I placed third.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I ended up winning.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
My dad goes, Hey, the guys out in the planar
were saying that they're going to give you a prize
or something.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
You got top three in this pool. What were you playing?
I'm like, I freaking finished third of that thing. I
mean college. He sent me like one hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
It was that gambling Dad.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
It was like, that is just no, Dad, It was
jelly Bean's numb nuts.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Was it a company wide gambling ring.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
No, Dad, it was it was.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
It was just the guys out in the planar. Yeah,
the guys that do all the strap in the lumber.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Your dad didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
He wasn't in on. It was like he worked in
the office.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oh he was, he was short.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
He was a procurement manager. He's one of the top
three dudes there.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I don't know what procurrement manager me. If there's no
wood at the mill. My dad's responsible for two hundred
families not eating. Oh, so he would procure all the
chi He found the good timber and.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Shipped it to the mill.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
But I wonder if you bought any would timber from
my roommate John in college?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
What area?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Uh? He lived in Alesian Fields, Texas.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
No, my dad's area was Wisconsin, win As, Minnesota, and Michigan.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
And we used to like drive by poles, you know,
like telephone poles or whatever poles they are, and he'd
be like, hey man, that's probably from my yard. You'd
be like, see that right there, that used to be
my tree, Like shut up, dumb, and he goes like,
how do you know it wasn't? But I don't know what. Okay,
I don't But his dad they would sell freaking timber.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Well, usually they're gonna package it, so you could have
known if it was from his lumber milt, if you'd
originally seen the wood when it was first taken out.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Well, I never did I get that.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
But my thing is this, the people in the office
didn't talk to the people outside of the office, which
there's like five hundred people.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
So when we first got hired through it, oh my gosh.
Later they thought we were they thought we were spies,
not spies. But they're like, oh my god. Then they're like,
you guys.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Are cool as hell, Like, yeah, we're pretty cool, but
they thought, oh my gosh, the freaking basically the boss's
kids are working with us. Yeah, you know that's what
you usually forty three year olds say to eighteen year olds, is, man,
you guys are pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
No, they did because we went on the board our
first day there and it said welcome college students, and
we were race letters and it put welcome college studs.
And they came out like two days later. The lady
realized that at a meeting and she goes.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Hey, who the fuck did this. You're like, hey, you're
just summer students.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
You guys aren't actual employees here, but be respectful and
you can't just do stuff like that on company wide boards.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah. Well, at least she replied to you, because I mean,
this guy didn't even reply to me and that's why
I was pissed off. We'll take a break, We'll be
right back.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Oh I need to start this. Damn it.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
What you forget?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
It's a little starter, got it?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Black magic on?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
And black magic.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
The other night? Did I say activated? Activate the other night?
It's time to take a bath, man, I tell Papybox.
I'm like, all right, dude, let's go get undressed. It's
time to getting the bath tub. And he gets undressed,
and he's about to get in the bathtub and he
just takes off running. He's gone. And at this time,
(19:09):
I'm tired. I just wanted to give a bath, put
him in bed so I can relax for a little bit.
It's been a long day, so I'm pissed.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
He took off running outside of the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah shit, yeah, not my favorite moment. And I run.
I don't run. I get up because I'm already on
my knees ready to bathe him go walk down the hall.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I was on my knees, guys.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
And I'm like, what are you doing? And then I
saw it and it was a proud proud dad moment.
He is standing in front of your wife dressing No
he's naked, but he has the foldleing to mirror. You
know that the wife uses to check her outfits in
does your wife have one of those?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
We got two?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Okay, we got one, and he is standing there in
front of.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
It, both wedding gifts. Two people got us the bears.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
And he is flexing his muscles and he is going, Dad,
look at my muscles. They're getting pretty big, aren't they.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, you're pretty woked yoked.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
And it made me laugh out loud because I never
have talked about muscles and how your muscles look. He
is six years old and he has determined that, Dad,
look at my muscles. He's like, you see my arm,
It's gotten bigger than yesterday, hadn't it. I'm like, yeah,
looks pretty big. Goes, oh, man, just think, he goes,
(20:39):
Just think, because I just ate dinner tomorrow. This thing's
gonna be bigger. And he was sitting there and he
was doing the beach ball. He was doing the arms up,
absolutely hilarious. I don't remember doing that as a six
year old. I don't know where he learned that, but
I remember doing it as a kid, but not at
six years old. It made me so proud. It made
(21:01):
me laugh out loud.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
See.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I thought it was either first time sneaking away to
check a sports score castle, maybe finally got a win
for the Spurs.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
No, I didn't think the flex. I thought it was
then maybe there was a it was a Nudi.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Moment, But yeah, the flex. See, every young kid always
remembers the first time you see the muscles. I got
some proteins. I can put him on.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
No, I think he's a little too young to be
on the proteins. He's only six.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Is he still milking with your wife?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Na? Still he's off the tit. Yeah, he doesn't milk anymore.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
That's what I'm saying. That's where the protein comes into play.
They got some at the Amish place, some of this
milk that's just jam packed with protein. I'll get those
things doubled.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Up by fall.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Is it delicious milk?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
They got strawberry sometime in the winter. Right now, it's
chocolate and vanilla. I know your wife's pumping vanilla. Yeah,
she's pumping vanilla.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Is she pumping for two? Baby box two?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No, Baby Box two is off the tit, off the.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Tip, dude.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
I'm all into milking now because our dods just had
the one year old that's now a month old. They
had the one year old it's now two, and they
had the newborn that's now a month gir old.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Still on the boot.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
No, she said she's done milking. Oh, And she said, well,
you quit referring to me like I'm a cow. And
I said, I'm sorry. I didn't know the exact word
for it. I said her, you still milky? Yeah, my
wife's the milk supplies dried up.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
It does not It does not leak anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Can I get me a little suckle?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Now? That did happen? Like ad to the baby's born?
Like you'll be in the milk will scorch you in
the face.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
It doesn't have a good taste though, right, it's missing something.
It's it's because the milk we have sugar as.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
It's missing the sugar.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Not that I've ever had it before. Was there something
at a party somebody had some? Or did we dare
each other one time to drink it out of a fridge.
I don't know how I know the taste of it,
but I just maybe I just know that it doesn't
look like it's pastururized.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I don't know what that means, but I know that
there is no sugar in it. That's all I know.
I don't know, but yes, So I had a proud,
proud dad moment when he was sitting there in the mirror,
flexing his arms, flexing his biceps, and I was like, Damn,
kids are so funny, dude.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Little girls have that equivalent the first time they're doing
their makeup.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I'm curious. I know you don't got girls.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
That's a great question. So girls flexing the mirror.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
No, it's not that it's not the sexist or anything
like that. But I'm just saying, little boys, it's that
first time you flex in the mirror. Little girls, first
time you want because he must have saw you do it,
but I've never I don't do that. Okay, saw it
from a show. But then it's mom wearing makeup. I
want to wear makeup, Dad wearing makeup. All these players
are now doing the nail polish. See that the dude
(23:35):
for Alabama, he sign a nail polish deal.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yep. Ryan Williams, the one that was seventeen. Is he
eighteen yet? Because I haven't heard I No one's announced
that he is eighteen yet.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Announcers will tell us. I'm gonna stop this, but I
did want to say. Now, with Williams signing that deal,
the nil deal for nail polish, I mean, next, is
your your boy doing the nail polish Williams first time?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
No, no, no, not kill Williams the receiver he signed.
I know I saw that you're saying, my boy, That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
So you're not far off from that proud moment you
come out there in the first time your boy's painted
his nails.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, that's not the moment I'm looking forward to. I'll
be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Ryan Williams did it.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Kayler Williams did it? Got him? Hey, he is drafted
number one overall. Hey, if he can do it, anybody
can do it. And when he wins the Super Bowl,
oh get ready, I'll paint my nails if they win
the Super Bowl. If Kayleb Williams will leave us to
the Super Bowl, I will paint my nails for a month.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
All right, let's see him coach a month.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
If Kayler Williams can lead us to a Super Bowl
for one month, I will paint my fingernails.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
All right.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Saving this video so that you're held to that video
over we're back live. Guys, We're good. We're back live. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I think that was a good video. We might get
two interviews. We might get two interviews. I'm gonna hashtag kids.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
No, I'm gonna hashtag flexing, parenthood, fatherhood, dad, bod ad, muscles, muscles,
nail polish, Williams.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Bil body builder. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Steroids, all right, we covered it all of that.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
That's it. And yeah, man uh, I'm sad to see
man milk. The Lakers, they got their ass kicked. Mister Luca,
the guy that walks on water, they got their ass whooped.
But if you go on, if you go on social media,
guess what it's all Luca highlights. Oh, watch this unbelievable pass.
(25:29):
Watch this unbelievable move by Luca. Look at this shot
by Luca. They lost by like twenty points.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
And a good baseline to figure that out. Did a
guy have a good game player efficiency, points, rebounds, assists, steals,
blocks minus turnovers, sfield goals missed and free throws miss Yeah,
Lebron was at twenty baseline's fifteen.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Got it, So Lebron was good.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Luca tenet five turnovers.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
There we go, guys.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I did it with Boomer, and I was like, hey, Boomer,
let me do years.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
I'm not going to give him to you. I was like,
I want to figure out your player efficiency. What are
your stats? Not gonna give him to you.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
The dude's holding his stats hostage because he knows I'm
gonna pull up his player efficiency.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'm gonna show all his turnovers. I mean, he's a
little nervous about that. His ball handling is not as
as strong as he wants to be. He uses his
le He's left hand dominant if I watch him play,
and so he's dribbled left handed too much. He needs
to be able to use that right hand. Everybody knows
he's going left. He's got to develop a game going
to the right. That's his weakness in his game right now,
going into his senior year. If he wants to make
the next step, he's gonna got to learn how to
(26:32):
go right. Are we gonna talk what we need to talk?
I don't know what we need to talk, but I
mean I want you guys to s Remember when the
Lakers won their first game and Luca was a guy,
the savior of everything. Then they got blown out by
the Jazz or god awful. So that just tells me
they're not that amazing. Let's relax a little.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Bit, well and just call it what it is. Call
us call it dick a dick, Call a spade a spade.
The Lakers are going to make the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
They'll make the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
They're gonna make the playoffs. They'll be fun for around. Yeah,
that's all they're.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Really How are they gonna be Who's gonna guard Nikola Jokic,
who's gonna guard Chet Holmgren, who's gonna guard Isaiah Harnstein?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
And why is Luke only playing twenty four.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Minutes because he's out of shape and he hadn't played
in a while. Lebron's playing thirty four. Yeah, and that's
what I worry that you overuse Lebron. I mean, he's
old man, you can't be playing that many. I mean,
I guess it's going into All Star break. But here's
the thing. Lebron should skip the All Star game. He's
too old man. Well, he's not doing the dunk contact
and he's arrest his body ray Hell the segue, we'll
(27:34):
talk about that next. What do we needn't talk about
the dunk contest?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
It's this weekend, is it really? Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I have no idea when it.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Is Valentine's weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I mean, okay, I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Dude, it has to be talked about.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
We can talk about I'll tell you what. I don't
know who. I know who's in the dunk contest castle.
I'll tell you right back. Yeah, we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Be a legitimate sports show and talk about this shit.
Because you know what, McAfee's been off for two weeks.
They have Super Bowl hit. Oh they're done, they're in Cabo.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You know what. Now we're the number one sports show
in America.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah. McAfee's show almost took a hit. Why big hit.
The Jets informed Aaron Rodgers if he was to return,
no more McAfee. Really, yeah, I guess, he said so.
The Jets said, we're moving in another direction.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Well, I think Aaron Rodgers off the grid right.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Now, probably, but he is no longer going to be
a Jet. They said we're moving in another direction because
they sat him down. They said, listen, man, if you're
gonna return here, you're not going on Pat McAfee, which
is a smart move. You don't want this dude going
on every week and airing everything out about the freaking organization.
Shut up, get here for the offseason, do some offseason workouts,
and every week be dialed in for the next game.
(28:52):
I don't have time for you to be on Pat
McAfee saying all of our shit like thinking you're the
greatest damn quarterback of all time. So now my question is,
who the hell wants Aaron Rodgers. If you're a fan
base Titans, if you're the Steelers, if you're the Titans,
we want him.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I can break down the NFL draft for you too.
We have so much to break down. We're America's number
one sports show dot.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
But I love they should get lost, man, we hate you.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Who's their quarterback? Now?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
They don't have one.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
The quick one of the NFL draft is this Titans.
They said they want a generational player, but do they
Now there's word that they may trade that pick and
they may drop to three.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
That's fine.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
So the favorite to go number one is cam Ward.
Either the Giants are going to trade with the Giants,
cam Ward will go one.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
But you know the rumor I heard tell me something
because if you have anything on that defensive guy.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
For Penn State, he's two times your money to go
to the Titans. If it happened in the first round,
you got Travis Hunters four times your money. Now shoudou
or Sanders is six times your money.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
There's money to be made. But cam Ward's the FAI.
But you gotta think there's a shake up there.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
The rumor is that the Giants are aggressively pursuing a
trade for Matthew Stafford and Cooper Cup.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
So then they wouldn't trade with him. So then the
Titans are gonna take a generational player. The only one
is Travis Hunter Henry. They're taking Travis Hunter Henry, and
they're gonna stick with Randolphin.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Leaves or they go get Kirk Cousins, they go get Donald,
They go get Donald. They can go get Derek Carr
when he gets released by the Saints.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Go get that's Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I was gonna say, Aaron Rodgers, Oh my god, if
he lived in our backyard, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
That'd be huge for the Pod were the new McAfee.
He comes on our ass every Monday.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Hey what's that? Rogers? Who the fuck are you guys?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Hey man, what do you what's your takes on this
last game?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Hey? Rogers? What went wrong? This week. My coach sucks.
My wide receivers couldn't get open. I'm the greatest, Like,
don't don't ever question what I can do. What I everything.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Oh, sorry, Rogers, we're not as good McAfee. Sorry man, Sorry,
we don't know how to talk about adah housha.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Hey, hold on, Rogers, let us turn on this video.
Hold on, hold on, all right, you're on Rogers. Look
at the camera now. Well, you guys don't just stream
this all the time on ESPN Like when I go
on McAfee, they have like thirty cameras.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Right, you're s streaming right now where the heart sign is?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, see that teav look up there.
Maybe we can get your picture up there. Oh no,
we don't know how to do that.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
All right, Rogers, we're gonna go live on YouTube. Wait,
there's no audio. Oh you're outa Hoosha dealers texting you that. Yeah,
I don't know someone's the audio doesn't work on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah, so Rogers looking for a new home. So he's
gonna end up in Pittsburgh. He may end up in Oakland.
I don't know where he's going. Maybe he's retiring, he's
out to pasture. God, if he was out the pasture,
it'd be Grea because I wouldn't have to hear about
his ass any longer.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Okay, so then that actually doesn't work. The Raiders need
a quarterback.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, but they're getting Sudar.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
What if they trade up to get cam Ward because.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That I think they want Shadur Sanders.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
And that's who they have at six.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, because I don't think anybody's trading up to get
to Sdar.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Oh my gosh, dude, that means Titans are going Travis Hunter.
Henry got it that four times your money you gotta
bet at Jacks.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I don't know if they're going that.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
If they said they want a generational player, who's generals up, well,
here's the problem.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
There's a lot of players that I don't know who
they are. So I don't know who's generational. There's gonna
be names that we've never heard of, and guess what,
They're gonna be generational players. And there's gonna be players
that we know their name, and guess what, they're gonna
be out of the league in two years.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
And you know why I think this. I don't know
his official name. His name is ben Ghazi. Or something.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
The GM Borschhire of who Titans. He used to draft
for the Chiefs, and the chief always drafted defensive guys.
The one year they didn't Patty Mahomes. Is there a
Patty Mahomes in this draft? The answer is no, you
don't know that cat guys.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
No, no, because no one thought Patty Mahomes was what
Patty Mahomes was gonna be until the Chiefs made them that.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
But he doesn't take a stab at quarterbacks. One out
of twelve years all pass on the cam Wards of
the world that he said it was generational. I think
Titans go after Henry four times your money. And that
solidified it that right there, that tidbit you told me
that I haven't seen on the internet.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
And they're also saying maybe they just said generational, so
other teams will want to go for that pick.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Of course, oh smart plant that sea like, we're not
going to pass up a generational player. And they're like
other teams are like, oh my god, if they think
he's generational, then we better go up and get him.
But if they're willing to trade you so you can
have that generational player, don't you think huh? Maybe he's
not as generational as we thought.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
They weren't going to go after him.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
They were going to trade the spot so you can
get a quarterback and then we're gonna get the defensive guy.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Or they were making it.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Was it so to say a guy's generational, then you're like,
oh my gosh, we need we have to get him,
We have to get him. It creates the hysteria.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Okay, Arnold is generational.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah, Now do you want to talk about the dunk
contest because I have no idea what day it is. Yeah,
I can break it down, but I don't even know
where the All Star Game is. Do you want me
to break it down? I would love to, because here's
the thing the NBA, Like, I used to love the
dunk contest, and I used to love the three point contest,
But now the three point contest is everybody is so good.
It used to be like like thrilling, like when people
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get shoot threes. Now everybody shoots three, so it's not
as exciting.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Cat.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I mean, back when Craig Hodges was winning the game
the damn thing, and he wasn't even in the NBA anymore,
but he was a defending champ he got to come
back and defend his title. I mean that's what it
was awesome. Now everybody shoots threes in cat cat Zion.
Everybody onto kupo A break am I breaking it down?
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No break it down? Who's in the besides Stephan Castle?
Who's in it?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
So it's there's four guys. It's Castle, McClung. I think
he's in the NBA d L. There's a guy named
ben Ghazi. It's just terrible. And Andrew Jackson Junior.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
If you know who that.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Andre Jackson Junior for the Milwaukee Bucks.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Ye, So Andre Jackson Junr. Is terrible.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I think he went to Yukon.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
There's a white dude for the Bulls, ben Ghazi betting coot.
It's like six ' ten. He's gonna have the worst
dunk contest in the history of dunk a ruse.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
So Castle's eight times your money. He's in last place
right now in the odds. There's four guys castles.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Dude. Castle's got hops, he can fly, but is.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
He a dunker.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
McClung's the dunker right and McClung's won at two years
in a row? Does he win three in a row?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I mean that's pretty impressive. Like McClung is just living
life in the D League and he's the best dunker
in the freaking game.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
It's because he looks cool when he's doing it, and
he's a white dude.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
He's got he's white.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
I like Castle. I think Castle can give him a
run for his money. Ben Gazi has no chance. Six '
ten white dude doesn't look cool when he's dunking. Andrew
Jackson Junior Andre the Giant Junior Jackson, he didn't really
look that cool dunking either. Watch their highlights. I think
Castle gives him a run. He can do some pretty
he's got hops. You're looking for a kid that can fly.
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I see that in Castle. I see it McClung. Mclung's
not worth betting. It's minus two hundred. Yeah, you got
some twenty bucks in your DraftKings account. Eight times your money.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Go with Castle. I've done the research. Do the numbers
back it? There's no numbers.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Good luck and who's gonna win the other stuff. There's
different teams and clients. I don't get it. You got
to find a client at their desk and give them cash.
I don't I don't understand who's playing these other competitions.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, I don't really do. They still do the skills
competition where they have a guy and a girl. But
where are they having this thing at, like Memphis? I know,
I don't know. I honestly don't know. I don't care
about All Star Games anymore. Like they're they're boring, they're
washed up, they're they're irrelevant. And I think the reason
they used to be awesome is because you wouldn't see
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a lot of these guys on TV, and so the
All Star Game was your one chance to see them
on TV. Now every team's on TV. You see them
all the time, and so it's just like, uh, and
no one tries. No one tries in the All Star Game.
It's boring. And they don't get the biggest names in
the Dunk Contest. You used to have Michael Jordan and
the Dunk Contest. Now you have Mac McClung, who can't
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even make it in the league. He can't even get
a roster spot on an NBA team. They really should
go get people from the and one circuit and put
them against NBA players and have a competition between the
NBA players and and won or Street, some other.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Street with that professor. He can't dunk no and like street.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Ballers and put like five million dollars on the line.
Get a sponsor, then we get real dunkers.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
We need a sponsor for the convention.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah, we really do that way, we could take it
to like New Orleans or Las Vegas. But I just
I don't know anybody out there that's willing to sponsor us.
Colby White, who do you drive for?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Man?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Maybe you're a trucking company wants to sponsor us. Maybe
Marco from the Bronx wants to sponsor us. Hit us up.
We are the sore losers at gmail dot com. A cat, dick,
I mean, you have a sponsor for AA, so I
assume you'd have a sponsor that could do the mentioned right.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
He made it through successfully, I think, so wow, that's
worth a clap right there.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Job cat.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yeah. Now I'm gonna talk about the travesty that happened
to me the other night.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I'm taking a break.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Soccer game.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Man, WHOA, I didn't hear what you said, man.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Soccer game right?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Say it again?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Co ed soccer game Wednesday night, we're rolling. It was
a battle man. My team versus the other team. They
score a goal, they score a second goal, they score
a third goal. They're up three to nothing, and I'm like, gosh,
what are we doing. We're not as bad. So we
score a goal three to one, we score another goal,
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three to two, they score a goal to two. How
hi scoring? I thought it was gonna be one one.
Now four to two. Man, they score another one. It's
five to two.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
What are you guys in the Premier League?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
No, nope, And then we get it to five to three.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Guys, Premierly, you want to take Liverpool to win it
all minus three hundred. You gotta put a lot out there.
You've got about a month and a half left. They're
a way ahead. There's three games ahead.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Then we get to five to four halftime, halftime, five
to four half, five to four half, and I get
out of the team. Around the guys and girls, we
put our arms around each other and are like, hey, guys,
we just got to mark up. Better run with your man.
We gotta quit ball chasing. We can beat this team. Dude,
they're not that good. They're not that good. Come out.
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We score a goal, five to five, We score another
goal six ' five. What's up. Then they score six six.
Then they score again seven to six. Then they score
again eight six, right, raf raf how much times left?
How much sim's left?
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Shit?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
And he's like, six minutes we score again, eight seven
sh we score again, eight eight.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
I don't know, men more I got in.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Me sh And then I take a shot back post
side net nine eight US nine eight US with one
minute to go. Shoot one minute to go, and they're
they're like they shoot a couple of times in the
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one minute. Rev blows the whistle.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Tweet tweet tweet.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
And I'm like yeah, and they're like, oh man, good game.
You guys got us, good game, you got us, good game,
you got us.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Hats in back taps Bear's on me boys at the
local brew.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
House, and it was a winner, go home because it's
the playoffs and if you won, you played immediately after that.
And so we're like, all right, man, another game, another game.
The rest like all right, uh, and he points to
the other team. He goes, you guys got another game
right now. We're like what. He goes, yeah, they won
nine eight. No no, no, no, no, no, no, we we
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won nine eight. He goes, no. No, he goes, they
scored that goal over there. I'm like, yeah, that tied
it at eight eight, and then I scored over here
and he goes, no, man, you guys lost. I'm like, no, no, no,
they even said, man, you guys got us, you guys
got us.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Check the vaar and.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
He's like, no, you guys lost nine eight. And I'm like,
you guys even know what the score was. And of
course then we didn't know. We don't know what the
score was. Man, he said it was nine eight, so
sh So he gave the damn win to the other
team nine eight, and so we were eliminated from the
playoffs just like that.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Dude, that's how Mickey Moucher league is. They don't even
go to VAR.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
They don't even go to VR. Dude, Hey, you got
this little tracks raft that doesn't know what the hell
he's doing. He's too busy chatting it up with people
on the sideline PT, talking to whoever the hell it is.
And we lose nine eight. We lose nine eight because
the guy freaking I don't know if he just marked
it in the wrong column, if he didn't know which
team we were, if he didn't realize we were the
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green team, or if his buddy was on another team.
He's just like, you know what, I'll just give him
the win. There's no way to check it, and how
do you argue it. There's no way you can go
back and look at all the goals you got. Hey, Sarah,
how many goals did you score? Two? Okay, Nick, how
many goals did you have? Three? Oscar, how many goals
did you have one?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Shaniko? Did you bounce the one off your ass?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
So ref that equals nine? And so how many do
you have those eight? So obviously you miscount it. No,
they win, they move on.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
We're eliminated. If that dude, Rebecca, didn't one of them
hit you in your shelf.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Up there, very very disappointed.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Well, here is for your season. Clap him out, guys,
But how does that?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Oh, well send him, clap you out. Oh yup, thank
you guys for coming in here and clapping.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Then everybody's like, oh, should we email the league? I'm like,
what the hell is the league going to do? Oh,
it's word of mouth, it's your word against his. And
guess what, it doesn't because the team after us they
played again, so the game of this season, they've already
moved on. Without us, they're not gonna go back and
replay games. But they've got to had a better system.
They got to get a scoreboard, they got to get
a scorekeeper, they got to do something. But we lost
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nine to eight because the dumb ass doesn't know how
to count.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
At the risk of looking like that, I don't give
a fly and fuck about your team or season or
career in soccer.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
How can we rectify this?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I don't know. But and then it made me feel
even worse because I log onto Facebook and I see
Rosanna and Buddy Glass playing and whatever league they're in,
they're in the championship game and Buddy Glass blocks a
PK to win the championship. And I'm like, oh, I
wish i'd have wrapped that knew how to count, and
knew the score, because I could maybe be in the championship.
But no, I'm out because they can't count. We lose
nine to eight.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Well, if now there's soccer is anything like they watch
games at Luke Comb's bar. I get bet one of
the one's legs are wrapped around the other and they're
taking tequila shots entire Sunday. I'd like a count on
how many Buddy glass put down and how many leg
r he went after with his chick.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Hey, what's wrong with little PDA? Do?
Speaker 2 (44:05):
They are great? They're great?
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Yeah? So that was my week. Man, I have had
a bad week. Dude, doesn't email me back. I lose
my game because it's nine to eight. I got a
birthday party this weekend. I got a basketball game tomorrow.
I can't freaking wait, what are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 3 (44:21):
We Valentine's Day? Yeah, it's really light on sports.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Are you really doing anything for Valentine's Day? Like legit? No?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
I asked my.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Wife if she wanted to go to a concert Cody Johnson.
She said, no, oh is that?
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah? I didn't realize that I got invited to that.
I didn't RSCVP. But dinner, why, dude, you're sol at
for dinner, but you're not doing that anyways.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
You got kids.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I got three kids, man, I ain't trying to pay
a babysitter. I mean in restaurants they charge it a little
bit more expensive because it's freaking Valentine's Day. It's just
it's a lot, man. I'm just gonna go to bed early,
you know, just relax.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I'm still trying. We got Payday this weekend.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
We do it so, dude, I'm trying to shore up,
have my final parlays as we head into the.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Spring and summer.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Cash out my quarter of a million sometime this summer
is what I'm hoping.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Man.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
We'll start doing some research on some baseball. We'll start
talking baseball.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
I already got you with that.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
I mean what Alex Bregman into the Red Sox. I
mean that that'll move the needle.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
The one thing you want to bet now is is
a no brainer and the Dodgers to win at all
because it's three times your money?
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Why not do that?
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Okay, who's the second favorite? Can let me? I'm gonna
try to guess if if the Dodgers are the favorite
to win it all, the second favorite, God, like, are
you drunk?
Speaker 2 (45:40):
It's gotta be Braves that somebody.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
It's gotta be the Yankees. Yankees just always sucked. They're
missing that one piece. I agree, I agree, but they
love Aaron Judge. But they lost so too. Did they
really replace them with anything? Oh, here's your bit. Yeah,
it's Yankees and them Braves exactly. The two teams we
said those are your three. That's all that matters. What
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are the Diamondbacks halfway down?
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Really? Yeah? They're blow the Padres and all the Dodge Rangers, Mariners.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Really Red Sox. What can you get on the Arizona Diamondbacks.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
One two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine ten
there so they're twelfth to win the World Series and
it's thirty times your money.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Let me let me just look.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Let me tell you, guys, the more because they're pitching staff.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
They're pitching staff. They got Corbyn Burns man, and.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Do they got Zach Galifanakas. I don't give a.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Crack Gallon and Corbyn Burns is your one two when
you get to the playoffs?
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Oh sh, here's the one that it is is Otani
to win the nl MVPs.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Give me pitching and hitting. Well, that's three times your money.
Why would you not bet that right now?
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Well? I think it might be two.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Let's see home teams. Let me go to the Arizona Diamondbacks.
Let's see their roster. I just want to see their pitching.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
But guys, maybe let me can I go off on
this really quick? Guys?
Speaker 3 (47:03):
Maybe I have just gotten too much into this and
you're at maybe the same point where you go, do
I can I still have a job. I'm so much
into this. Listen to this, Listen to this, bro, I'm
so much into these golf tournaments. I now have the
PlayStation five. I play the course they're gonna play, so
I know how it lays out. I know what kind
of hitters I'm looking for before the tournament starts. So
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I already played Torrey Pines last week. I was at
waste Management. I played it five times before they did. Dude,
I am so into these I watch it all weekend.
I got ESPN Plus Now. Dude, I don't miss a
golf swing. But so when you ask me what I'm
doing over the weekend, speaks for itself. But dude, it's
actually I'm a little too busy with it. I'm like,
do I just need to do that full time where
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I'm just a golf better and I go to the tournaments.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah, I'm you in that website. You're a new website
that you're gonna partner with.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
You guys know, somebody already outed us on the Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
They screenshoted it and said Paul Fattus, He's like, Hey,
this is the site he's talking about fucking Paul.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
That was my secret sight. He dumb ass. He screenshoted
it with all within like three hours. You hear it is, guys,
this is what he goes to.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
I think, I think you guys can do a golf one.
But hey, just let me, let me let me read
over this staffore you go, Corbyn Burns, Zach Gallen, Merril,
Kelly Brandon, fat and Eduardo Rodriguez. Rodriguez was hurt last year.
You guys don't understand how good that dude was in Detroit.
He as your your fifth starter. Diving Backs are damn
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good man.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Dude, what if we go against the granny and go
like Diamondbacks and Tigers? Because you see, the Tigers got
Flattery went back to Detroit.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
I like, I like, so now.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
They got the lefty scoob scoob balls and flarity.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
It's not bad, oh, because they traded him to the
Dodgers and came back smart. Tigers are gonna be damn good. Yeah,
all right, have a good weekend, man, We gotta go
watch some golf. I got I got a basketball, I
got game plan to draw up. You guys, have a
great weekend. Happy Valentine's Day to all you guys. Uh,
thanks for showing us. We are the sore losers at
gmail dot com. No, must be real. None of these
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losers have any Valentine's plans. They did not plan anything,
they didn't make reservations. They're just sitting there on the couch.
So enjoy this podcast while you say on the couch
we out.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
And guys on our Facebook post pictures of you and
your lover in celebrating Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Oh it's a good idea. Yeah, And I.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Mean callaway whoever, bros, you're hanging out or whatever. Man,
just take a pick, you put it on the Facebook page.
Everybody with their sig other.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah. I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Man.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
I like that all these videos are going up on YouTube.
Check them out, trying to break the two hundred barrier.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
That'd be great.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
But dude, you know what I was telling you is
once we get in a thousand subscribers we got like
nine hundred and seventy. Yeah, dude, then we can start
doing Insta or YouTube lives and people can comment while
we're doing it.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Now that's cool. Well, and then we need to be
able to watch our videos.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
They can pay ten cents and do an emoji, do
a dick emoji, do the great fruit, do the egg plant?
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Okay, so we have to get a certain amount of
views before we can do lives.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
That's when I'm gonna start to employ my nephews. We
can create little emojis that they pay for. So it
could be you.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
It could be one of them on paying for our emojis.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
If they look good, they do one.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
No, they don't. People don't do that.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Maccabees. They pay for emojis.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
People are stupid.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
One of our emojis could be like, freaking, what's a
funny emoji? I don't know our quotes.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
One of them would be oh, oh.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
A right, we need to make that shirt. Why are
we not?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
That's what I'm saying. We're too busy for our nine
to five.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
We need to make merch. Are you ready to get
rid of? That's the shirt of the summer.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
It's gonna sell out.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
We gotta do it, all right. I'm gonna get on
that right now.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
I'm right.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
I'm gonna go design it right now.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
I'm gonna go design it to that they will sell out,
and then we make the.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Emoti an, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Emoji. I'm gonna have the nephews on it. I already got.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
No one is.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Buying a emoji. Maybe I don't know people, but I don't.
I don't use emoji, so I don't know people love
them damn things.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
But you know why we can't do the live right
now because we don't Fucking technology doesn't work and we
don't have enough us.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah, that sucks. We gotta go, all right, we gotta
go
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