If North Dakota Could Talk

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ray, Oh it's working. Arnold fixed it.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Thank goodness. Technology problems. Over the technological issues. The board
was just fried. Arnold was up here all night. I'm
glad it is recording. Oh I can hear that. Great job, Arnold,
great job.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
It all started winning dumbass, not another dumbass, and they
became the dumbass.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Trieo the end.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
All right, we're gonna do it live, Arnold.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Okay, how have you been? I don't care.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
We're talking about four bears. We're gonna do it live.
We oh the one two dury so loser?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
a sports genius. Y'all.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
It is Scison. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the West side of Nashville with Bazer
White piket fence. Two point five kids eventually die heart
attack when I'm seventy two. The NASDAC down a point
I see here and also a lot of new listeners.
We thank you for joining us. In Abu Dhabi, Sri Lanka, Australia,
New York to Los Angeles to Nashville. We're the sore

(01:15):
Losers launch over to you.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Also, you've forgotten North Dakota because that's where I went
this weekend, And let me tell you about my trip.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
There was action NonStop. There was so much that I saw,
so much to do. It was bananas. So I'm gonna start.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
With So I'm gonna start with my sales pitch.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
No, I'm gonna start with the whole trip. I'm just
gonna go over it, step by step, minute by minute,
hour by hour, day by day, because it was hilarious,
it was funny, it was entertaining, it was everything. So Kevin,
who is you know, been on this show before he
went with me. He was gonna be my photography guy

(01:51):
because I'm gonna film a video. We're gonna do some
stuff with Four Bears, Casino, soft Core RA and they
tell us, hey, we have a golf course, so bring
the clubs if you want to play some golf.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
See, I didn't know you were doing that beforehand exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
So I was like, heck yeah. I told Kevin. He
got his little travel bag and I was like, dude,
listen to what you do. You're gonna check your golf clubs,
and you're gonna have to pay the thirty dollars to
check your bag, you know. But then you have your suitcase,
you take it to the gate, and on Delta and
all those American airlines, they always ask for volunteers to

(02:25):
gate check their bag. So you just check it when
you get to the gate and they'll put it unto
the plane. It'll be waiting for you when we get
to my not North Dakota, because we had a three
and a half hour layover in Minneapolis. We were gonna
leave the airport go to the Mall of America, and
we didn't want to carry our bags around, so it's perfect.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Color me confused, what's the scam that you ran with
the golf clubs?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
No, no, no, not the golf clubs. The golf clubs you
had to pay thirty dollars to check your bag. Your
next check bag is forty dollars. So you have your
golf clubs, you pay thirty dollars. Then if you want
to check your suitcase, they charge you forty dollars to
check your suitcase. So that's seventy dollars worth of check bags.
Whereas if you just carry your suitcase through security and

(03:08):
get to the gate where you're getting on the plane
and say, oh, i'd like to gate check it. They
put it under the plane for free.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Even though it's bigger. Yes, so but TSA. Guys aren't
gonna shut you down for that.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
No, no, because you just have one of those.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
You have a suitcase that'll fit in the overhead ben
but since you have a layover, you don't want to
deal with carrying it off the plane. Doing this, doing that,
you're already gonna have to wait at baggage claim anyway,
because you're gonna have to wait for your golf clubs.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
So instead of paying for it, you do it for free.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's a soft scam. It's really that much of a
life save. It's a forty dollars life saver. Forty dollars there,
forty dollars back. That's eighty bucks you're saving on the trip.
So Kevin gets to the airport before me and I
walk in. I said, dude, where's your suitcase? He goes,
I'm an idiot, Dude, I'm an idiot. I checked the
golf clubs and the lady's like, how many bags? And
I told her too, So I paid forty dollars for

(03:56):
my suitcase to be checked. Great start, Kevin, great start.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
We've already lost money.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
We've already lost money. So then we go, We get
on the plane. No excitement. Yeah, here we go Minneapolis.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Any ladies yelling that there's a person that's on human
in their seat like that one lady. I was like,
that's not a real person.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Where are my headphones? It's not a real person. It's
not a real person. They're not really here.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
That check turned up to be crazy, but crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Hot, smoking hot.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
People are like, it doesn't even look at the same woman.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
But she relaunched herself on Instagram. Welcome to warpaint, I mean,
and put it on every day. I mean, she put
that bikini on on Instagram. It's like, Hello, who cares
about you yelling on an airplane?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
First trap, Get me a drink.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Do you want to be the next Bachelorette? Because geez,
you need to be on ABC.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
You just called it. She's gonna get something.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Has to Yeah, love is blind. I mean, maybe she
already has a dude. I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Let me know. I could break it off.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
But there was nothing exciting on the airplane. Nothing happened.
We get off in Minneapolis and like, dude, mall of
America seven minutes away.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
And now, thinking back, I shouldn't have told you to
go to it.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Stupid me. You told me it was the most amazing
thing ever. So we go.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
I said, the parking lots of cluster.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Fuck.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, well we were ubering so it didn't matter. They
dropped us off right side outside the Radison. Wait what
state did they drop you off in? There was its
parking by state.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
No, no, no, we didn't have to go to a state.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
We got part like the little driveway and they just
dropped us off and they kept driving and we walked
in and we were looking. We're like, wow, there's the
Lego store. Saw the Lego store. There's some roller coasters.
So we just walked up as a roller coaster and
they're like, do you have a ticket? I'm like, what
do you mean ticket? Like, yeah, you gotta buy a
ticket back at that store to ride the roller coaster.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
No, I'm not part of the Gucci swapping.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
My bad. So we get out of line, go back
down there, buy the ticket, and I'm thinking, man, this
is gonna be like forty five dollars to ride the rides.
That's sixteen bucks, eight dollars apiece. And I don't know
if we only bought one ride. I don't know. I
don't know what we bought. And I was like, yeah,
we just want to go on those rides. And that's
what the kid charged me.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
It's paid for it, way man, thanks for I'm into
the park, dude.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
First roller coaster we went to or it was like
a slide. We tried to go down it closed. Cool,
all right, Oh that was the fun one pulled bunion log. Shoot, no,
that's a wet I didn't want to get all wet
at the mall.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Okay, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
That's water, Like, yeah, if you can, you can wait.
Distribution it right, you won't get wet. But that's besides.
It's neither here nor there.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Didn't know that, but I saw it and Kevin I
both looked at him, were like, dude, do you want
to get all wet? And he's like none. I'm like,
all right, cool, let's not do that one.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
So there was last one.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
There was another cool slide over in the back corner
and we went up like, oh, can we do the side?
They're like oh, actually that's closed today.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
And you've also got to be eight years old.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Probably true, because it looked like a real small tube
that you go down. So then there's a roller coaster
right there, so we're like, all right, let's let's get
on that.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
And they didn't scan any ticket. They didn't care.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
And at what point you guys realized the Mall of
America was a bad idea?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
No, no, we're we're It was fine.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
It was a fine idea, but just to hype it
up saying it's the best thing ever.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
But anyway, we get on the roller coaster and I'm
thinking they're gonna scan our ticket. These two, the girl
and the guy working the ride, were higher than a kite.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Hey, man, welcome to my not.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
They no, no, we're in Minneapolis. Oh well if they
thought they were not, they could have. They were so high.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
So we get on the roller coaster and this dude
is sitting there and he's on the he's on the
side where the exit, and the girls on the left
side where you enter. And one guy that got off
the ride came back running back up. Hey, hey, can
you hang him my glasses over there? And the dude
that's high on the right holds a pair of glasses.
Them goes, any of you guys own these glasses?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Are the bands?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
And he's talking to the people on the ride and
we're like, no, no, no, no, no. There's only eight
people that fit on the roller coaster at a time.
I wear contact. Did you find one of those? And
he goes, I guess they're yours to you? No to
the guy, And so then he has to walk across
to give him to him right.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
And it should be random sunglasses.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Literally could be one. Two steps over, handom guy, one
two steps over back right.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
He shuts the whole ride down.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
He steps.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Step weed is fun, step Hey, do you like herb
step purple haze bread step to the other side.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
And I look at the guys next to us and
I said, how high is that guy? And they're like,
and he's the one operating this roller coaster.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
There's just a bunch of dudes on that roller coaster.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
There was me, Kevin, two dudes, Blondie, Big Boom, and
then there was a two girls up front and three
girls up front. Another guy she worked at Telton Kilk
And so then he has to come back across.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
And it was step.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Step man college starts in a month, Step, how fly
can I go in my career?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Step roller?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
It took him about thirty seconds to get each way
one way and then and it's really like one two
steps in your ow it.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
And you guys got three hours and what time's already ticking?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
No?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
No, we're fine, there's not much to do. We're not
We're not in any hurry. So we're like cool, you
know what I mean? Like, all right, cool, this is
we're just laughing our ass off, drunk a little And no,
we weren't drunk a little. And so we ride the
roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Is cool.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Then we go to the next roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Ride it cool.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
We are going stag right.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Ride the other couple, a couple other rides. All right, cool,
we're done. And then we're like, well, let's walk around
the mall. Let's see this mall.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Oh, here's where the Gucci posse comes out.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Dude's it was the same stores as any mall you
go to in America.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
But didn't you see the big lego thing? It's supersize.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
The legos were cool. Yes, we saw that. It was awesome.
And then we're like, we need to eat. We gotta
eat before we get back on the plane because when
we land in mind not, it's gonna be twelve fifteen.
There's gonna be nothing open, and we have to drive
an hour and a half to new Town to for
bears casino.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
I know. And you worry like a parent.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
That's the thing. It sucks.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
You're not able to shake that you're worried about food.
This that dude, grab a thing of granola on the road.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Get to the casino. You guys gotta start rolling. No, no,
I know, but I want to be I don't want
to be starving. Where I'm gonna I have a headache
because I'm so hungry.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
It's worth it, though, once you're gambling and.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Side, I know, I understand that. But if I can
control it. If I'm at the mall and there's restaurants,
why would I not eat Because.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
You're with another man, you're in Minneapolis, foods double the price.
The key to this weekend was gambling, golf and whatever.
H celebrit parents. You were doing.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yes, And so we go and there's a Bennie Hannah
and we're like, oh my god, a Bennie Hannah.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Habachi habachi right there in the mall. Let's have them
chop some eggs, flimp some shrimp into my mouth. Some
rice here?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Cut it? Oh all right, that was the salt shaker.
Not funny.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
So we go.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
We go to Benni Hannah, Oh yeah, can we get
in for two? Do you have a reservation?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
No? Okay, to be about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Congratulations, cool engagement.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
All right, So we sit back sitting there fifteen minutes
comes nothing.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
These guys think we're together.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Twenty five minutes nothing.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
You got to get the hell out. Another high worker.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Thirty two minutes. Your table is.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Ready, Yeah, thirty two minutes too late. So now we
have an hour and eight minutes until we have to
be back at the airport if we want to be
back in time for boarding.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Get out.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
And so we sit there and we're all around the
haibachi grill. There's another husband, wife, there kid.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
And then uh so three husbands, and then a married
couple and you and Kevin. Yet four husbands?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
No, no, just a husband and wife their kid, another
husband and wife, and then Kevin and I.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
So there's how long have you guys been dating?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
We're not oh four husbands. I see what you did there?
Got it? Never mind, I just got it.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
So we're sitting there, I'm happily married, sitting there, not cheating.
And it's about nine minutes tall man minutes, and Kevin
started getting nervous. He's starting to rock back and forth,
and he's like, dude, I think we got a bail.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Can you imagine me?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Oh no, no, you would have.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Never left the airport. You wouldn't have left the airport. And I'm like,
I mean, I don't know, Like I think we're good.
I mean, as long as they take an order any minute, now,
you know. And then it's like fourteen minutes, and I'm like,
he's going, I'm gonna go ask the host this how
long it takes for them to cook the haibachi.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I'm sure they got a real number on that one,
and usually it's seated my pants.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
And I'm like, okay, yeah, go ask her. And he
comes back and he goes, we gotta go. I said,
what's wrong? Goes the hibachi experience is one hour thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
That's twenty two minutes longer than one minute and eight
seconds minutes.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, And I'm like, yeah, that means we would be
missing our flight, so let's go. So we went across
the hall to Crave.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Did you pay for anything?

Speaker 4 (12:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
No, we didn't even get to order anyother.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Hack So you can go sit at a benni hana
table for free, for.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Free, absolute free, dude.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
If you guys ever want to do habachi, just walk in,
have them seat you around the table, and leave before
they take your order.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
No charge. Absolutely great.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
You get to see everything you want because you can
watch them cook at another botchi grill. You get the
entertainment value and it's absolutely free.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
See, you guys are hailing cabs.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
No, so we're going over to Crave, which is the
restaurant right across the hall, because we got to eat.
You guys are restaurant hopping with an hour left.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, and we sit down.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
I knew the eating was gonna be a problem.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
And we sit down. No one comes by. No one
comes by.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Am I in some sort of joke video? Is this
April Fools?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Nine minutes in? Kevin's Like, dude, I think we just
gotta go. I think we gotta go back to that
Chick fil A in the food court.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
I'm like, dude, we got plenty of time. He's like,
I don't think they know we're here.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Crazy world.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Chick fil A went third, usually that's number one.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
And he's like, dude, I think I think we gotta go.
I'm like, dude, we got plenty of time.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
And then a guy comes walking by and goes, oh
my gosh, so sorry guys, didn't know you guys were here.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, we're customers. We were at your restaurant.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
And Kevin's like, I told you, and he was like, oh,
let me, let me put this down. I'll come back
and you know, help you out. And he comes back
with waters and he asks his we want something to drink.
We order a couple of cocktails and then he's like, then,
you know, I'll give you time to get look at
the minu. Keev goes, no, we got to order now,
and we got a flight to catch and we got
to be out of here in forty minutes.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
This trip just got serious.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
And he's like okay, and he's like, you think we
can do that. Guy's like, yeah, no problem. So we order,
we eat, no problem. He brings the check. It's time
to go. Mal is closed though, like it is nine
it's past nine pm. So where we wanted to exit
right outside the Macy's. That's where the Benni Hannas is.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
We had to walk down a little bit and go
down one of the main entrances.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
So we call the you know, the uber. It comes.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
We get back to the airport. Our flight was at
ten thirty eight, and we're there at ten. No problem, right,
And we walk in the door and I looked at
my left and it says security line less than five
minutes security eight. So we walked down there and there's
two like.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
You got normal cops and they're like mountains up there,
like Canadian police.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Now they got the normal cops, they got the normal
t normal everything.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
How's it going, guys? I loved that show Canadian Border.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
But I don't think Minneapolis is on the border. Man.
I don't think we were near Canada.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
You're damn Minneapolis close to Canada.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
No idea, no idea.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
So we get to the security line, right and there's
two guys like workers, and they're pushing wheelchairs like to
take them back wherever behind security. And then there's one
behind us and he's like, excuse me, excuse.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Me that one NFL player will sit in one and
use one for his luggage.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
But oh god, then he gets a fight. That was
a great that was a good video. And then he's
like excuse me. I'm like, why do you think you're
going in front of me? Dude, You're not pushing anybody.
You just got an empty wheelchair, you know. I'm like
just standing there. And the two guys walk up and
they get through, and then I walk up and the
guy goes, are you a normal citizen, yes, Nashville, And

(15:50):
I'm like yeah, and he goes, this is the wrong entrance.
This is the wrong entrance.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
How many people are there?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Five?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
And there's literally the two guys pushing wheelchairs in front
of me, a blondheaded girl that had a suitcase, Kevin,
me and the guy behind me with the wheelchair. So
I was like, I didn't know where to go.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
He was like, you need to go back over there.
Go back over there, and he goes, this is the
wrong entrance. This is for employees. But it's fine, move
back over there, and he points, and so I moved
back against the wall where he pointed. Goes, no, not
over there, not over there, right here, this right here,

(16:37):
and I and I said, you said, and he goes
right here, not over there. I wanted him to go
over there. Sorry, And he's talking about the wheelchair guy.
He wanted him over there and me over here, and
I'm like, okay, like do I need to go to another.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
And right here?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Just stand right here? And I'm like, okay, all right,
I'll just stand right here. I'm sorry I didn't. No,
you have your idea. Here's your idea. I'm going have
a nice fight, man, and I'm my mypolar okay, cool.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
And then telling me needs some lithium.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Then we're going through and the wheelchair guy has a
bottle of water and the TSA is like, hey man,
I need to see that, and he's.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Like, no, yeah, three one one rule, No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
It's my water. And he goes, I just need to
look at it. He's like, look at my water and
he's like yeah, and he goes, just sit right there
in your wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Just I just got to run a test on it.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
So the wheelchair guy sits in his own wheelchair that
he's pushing to go pick up a customer while they
check his water. And Kevin and I get through and
I'm just like, were we on the show punked.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Like, dude, is this Canadian exposure?

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Where the hell are you guys? I don't know, And
I'm like, why what did we do? I'm like, I'm
soaking Where were we supposed to go?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Every other?

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Like like line at that security gate, the stanchion was
pulled across it. They were all closed, and he was
just like, dude, I thought they were just messing with us.
He goes, but he got pissed. I was like, yeah, cool.
So then we go to our gate.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Oh and then all see, you guys got a couple
of cocktails in.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
You Yeah, got a couple of cocktails in this. We
go to the gate right, and here's the problem, and
we're still not on the plane. We're not on the
plane of mine not And I called because we get
in at twelve fifteen. The rental counter closes at twelve thirty.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
That's tywind though.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
And I said, what happens if we are delayed? And
they said, oh, if your plane is delayed.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Via fifteen minute delay, you.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Will have to come back and pick it up in
the morning. Well, where are we going to go? We're
driving are the casino is an hour and a half away,
So if we are delayed. We're stuck at the Mino
airport because this I find out this later. They don't
have uber or taxis and min.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Not damn should have done some priorities.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Didn't know that until I got there, But that's not
here nor there. So then we're waiting for our plane
just to get on. Right, it's time to board, and
they line up the first class people and they stand
up there for ten fifteen minutes. Kevin, I'm swaying, and
the lady comes on the intercom. Uh, can I have

(19:13):
your attention please? Delta flight going to my not North Dakota.
I just want to let you know my computers are down,
so we are not able to board anybody right now.
We're trying to get a supervisor over here to fix
the computers because we cannot board the plane without the computers.
So just please stand by well board this. I'm bored
and I look at Kevin. I said, dude, we're about

(19:34):
to be delayed. The rental car counter is about to
be closed. We are going to be delayed because of computers,
not weather. And here comes the supervisor trying.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
To get it all worked down.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Twenty five minutes they finally get it working but we're
twenty five minutes behind schedule. It took him twenty five
minutes to restart the computer and one's working man, So
have you guys tried unplugging and plugging it back? They
start loading, loading, loading. I'm like, I'm gonna go pee
real quick. I run and go pee control all day.
And then I get back and Kevin's like, I'm gonna
go pee. He leaves his backpack right there, and there's

(20:10):
only like five people left to get on the plane,
and there's a backpack sitting down, a random backpack sitting.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
In the boarding area.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Shut it down, and they're like the two people work
on the ticket, like the checking and like, oh did
someone forget a backpack? Did someone forget a backpack? And
everybody's like, no, No, got mine and I got mine
and here girl yeah, and then no, and then.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
I got my Gucci bag.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Then the girl worked, the brown hair girl working the
ticket goes, oh, maybe it's his.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Was she hot?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, she's hot.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
I was just trying to envision it.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, she was hot. She was a hot one.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
And she kind of looked like a young Demi Moore. Hello,
And so she starts pointing I look and him like,
and they're pointing at Kevin because he's walking back from
the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Did you say you're looking for a sack?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
And they're like, maybe it's his. I was like, no,
his is right here, and they're like.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
No, oh his.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Oh you guys are boyfriends.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
And I said no, his is right here, and they go, no, his,
it might be his backpack.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Does everybody scream there?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
And I'm like, no, his is right here, and they're
like that guy over there and I'm like, this.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Is his backpack.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Note to self, never have a cocktail in Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
And they and Kevin comes up and picks up his
backpack and they go, oh, that's his. I said, I
said it's his. They're like, oh, weird, thought you were
saying that's yours. He's my boyfriend. And at that point
here comes a guy on the plane goes, I forgot
my backpack, and Kevin is all puzzle. He has a
puzzled look on his face because he keeps here and
going maybe it's his, maybe it's in there. Pointing at

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him as he's walking up. He's like, I didn't know
what I did. And I'm like, oh my god, this
is like Minnesota. What is wrong with you people? Soapizarre?
So then we get on the plane.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Nony backpacks. What is this the appellation?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
So we get on the plane and we're off to
my nod and I'll tell you all about my right
after the break.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
You fly into my not dude, I better not. There are.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
We uh small airport? Five gates about five gates.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
I thought it was like an Atlanta Hub.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
No.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
We got off the plane.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
By the time we got down the baggage claim, our
bags were already coming out. And I walk up to
the counter and there's a new guy working in the
rental car. So there's a good lady there from Bismarck
that is training him. How are you guys doing? And
he's like, oh, you ever been here before? And I'm like, no,
never mind my life. Hey coach, you couldn't have kind

(22:39):
of done a polite answer. And he goes, he laughs,
he goes, are you joking? I'm like, no, no, I've
never been here. He's like, okay, you know what I mean.
He's giving me a description on how to go get
the rental car out of the parking lot. He's like,
you're gonna walk down there.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Here's a real nice restaurant down, you're.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Gonna get in the car.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I'm like, all right, cool, cool, Yeah, that sounds good,
thank you, And she goes, see, you made it on time.
You don't have to worry about being delayed. I'm like, yeah, right,
we made it by like three minutes. She goes, Oh,
it's okay. We waited and were their last customers.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
See, I told you that they have a schedule that
it like. Explain all of this to you in the
hallway before.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
I understand. I didn't believe you. I didn't know you
were right. Ray, you were right. I apologize. So then
she goes like, I mean she gets to her car.
The two people working in the rental car before we
get to the rental car, the blonde. No, this older
lady is the blonde still on the phone. No, the
blonde was not on her flight. She was just going
through security at the same time. That blonde was not
on our flight. But there was a blonde on our

(23:33):
flight that you know who through McKitty.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Check from Chicago. Yes, yeah, she was on our flight
going to my not mckitty's chick. She's a fanned the
Bobby Bone Show. Yes she knew you. Yes, thank you.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
So why I was getting the rental car. Kevin was
talking to her. She was there to visit I guess
she's from there. She was there to visit her niece.
Don't need that part of the story, but the people
and my not you want to talk about. Super nice dude. Like,
we go to the parking lot and they tell us
we're in parking lot thirty, you know, spot thirty eight,
And we go to thirty eight and it's a truck
and the tailgates locked. I'm like, all right, so I

(24:08):
hit unlocked. You got an F one fifty? Hey, they said,
are you okay with an F one fifty.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I'm like, bring it on.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
I' then why not?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
And why.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
We're in why not?

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Why Not's good?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
So all right, cool, cool, all right.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
We hit the unlocked and some truck across the parking
lot lights up. I'm like, well, I guess we're not
in parking lot spot thirty eight. So we go over
there and we're getting it in there, and the lady
that was working the counter she drives out and then
she stops at the stop sign at the exit of
the airport. A lot lizard and because it's like you
have to scan something to get out of the parking

(24:48):
lot that they give you boys like warm teas. And
so she was out of there before we even got
the car loaded. But she just sat at the stop sign.
Sat at the stop sign, sweetheart, and waited to make
sure we got out of the parking lot. Once we
got that lever to come up and we pu, she
took off to her house Northern Nice, super nice. I
was like, how friendly is that? Then we drive straight

(25:09):
to the casino.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Man, you don't think she was trying to get you
guys the tailor, do you?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
No? I don't think she was looking for that. Okay,
don't think she was looking for a little action. She
was head of the hotel because she was staying in
town because she lives in Bismarck. But she was there
to train the guy.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Okay, Coach, you talked to her way too long. Next.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Yes, So it's an hour and a half drive to
the casino, and I mean, you can't see anything because
it's so dark. It's two o'clock in the morning when
we roll up to the casino, brutal two point fifteen
am to be exact. Bodle and I told Kevin, I'm
already out on this trip. I said, dude, do not
even try to get me to go to the casino tonight.
I've got to go to bed. I've got a big
day ahead of me tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Well, big day, you're just playing golf.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
No, I was gonna do.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
I was gonna meet with the casino execs, like having
like five minutes.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
No it, what are they gonna do? Teach you about craps.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
They're gonna teach me. They're gonna give me a tour
of the casino, their facilities, everything. But it was all
chill stuff. You were doing, yes, but I was. It
was already two o'clock in the morning. We had to
be down there by ten. Dude, like, I was like,
this is I'm exhausted. So we go. We check in
big you know, four Bear casino, and we say thank you,

(26:17):
and we go to our rooms right one room, right
across the hall from each other. We say good night,
We go to bed.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Boom. He texted me, He's.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Like you asleep yet I'm like no, And he goes,
you want to go to the casino. Yeah, I really do,
And I said I do, but we're not doing it.
He goes, all right, I just wanted to check if
you want to go see you in the morning tonight.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
What is he the devil?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
And so we went to bed, wake up the next
morning shower. Here we go for Bear Casino. We go
into the little cafe, the restaurants.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
And we meet them.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
We you know, meet Dave and it's like all right,
here we go and he starts telling us all about
what they have in mind. What we're gonna do today.
We're gonna shoot some videos. And so then they take
us on a tour of the whole place videos.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
What is this paramount?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
And we do a great tour.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
They show us everything they have to offer. They show
us their party barge down on the lake.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Here's our oldest bear, four bear.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
They got a boat down on the river, slot machines,
black jack, midnight cruises, I mean sunset cruises, not midnight.
They have dinner parties out there. So we went out
on that.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
It was great.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
You want on a dinner party breakfast.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
No, we didn't.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
We just went out to the boat. We didn't actually
go on the cruise.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Got it. Just check the boat out.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
And you could choose to gamble, like it's not gambling
right now at ten am? Right you do a private
thing than they do. Yes, awesome, something will never be
able to afford.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
So then we eat lunch and they're like, all right,
they want to get a video of me playing the slot.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
This is gonna help market.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
No, no, this is how I like to pull it,
because we're going to do a highlight reel from the
trip video me from the back pulling my crank. And
so what they said they were gonna do is they
were going to turn off one of the slot machines
and just make it go like I won. And so
we go to the high roller room and we're working

(28:06):
on it, and the guy's like, man, some reason the
software is not working.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
We're not We're not gonna be able to do it.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Another computer issue.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
And I'm like, okay, all right, let's go back out here.
Like there were some brand new machines that were like
curved and you get you and Bay talking about Buffalo.
So I was like, let's go do the Buffalo.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
So these machines are real live machine.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
These are real live machines. They're like, all right, we'll
put some free play on your player card.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Just give us a couple of minutes while you guys
fix it.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
And I'm like, all right, cool, give me a you know,
give me some free play on my player card.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
How much they give you one hundred bucks?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Not bad?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Not bad.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
And I go to this set and I'm like, ah,
there's people here. They may not want to be on video.
Let's go on the other side. See the Buffalo machine.
I stick my player's card in there, and I'm like,
all right, free play and they're like, ooh, actually it
has a red sticker, and a red sticker means you
can't use your free play. And I'm like, okay, all right,
that's cool. Hey, no problem. They're like, we can go

(28:55):
to these machines over here, you know what I mean,
Like these are all the green dots. Green is go
for free plays, yes, just like traffic. And I'm like, okay, cool,
but man, I really like to look at this machine.
It looks good on video, like it's bright, it's cool.
I was like, I'll just play my own money.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Since when are you a videoographer. It's a clean look, Dudeamn.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
If you guys are the ones that tell me Buffalo
it's cool for camera, it's wide and you know, it's
just bright, brand new and third spins when I hit it, dude,
that's when I hit the money. That's when I hit
the money. You don't have to play it. Ding d
ding ding d ding. It goes like as it's going,
it's going doom doo doo duke, doo doo doo doo

(29:34):
doo duke, you know that loud bang when and all
of a sudden, it's like buffalo. And it was only
a penny slot machine. I never played a penny slot machine.
And it just starts going.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
To jing j jing, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Thinking I won thirty forty bucks and it kept going
and going and going and going and going, and I'm
starting to I'm like, oh my god. People are starting
to gather around. And it kept going and I won
one hundred and forty two thousand pennies. I think that's right,
one thousand, four hundred and twenty dollars.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Holy hell.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
And it says jackpot Jackbot call Attendant, Call Attendant, Call attendant,
flashing on the screen, and I am like, I love
for bears, Caussina coly ah, dude, it was incredible. Everybody's
gathering around. I am going bananas.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
You want it?

Speaker 2 (30:38):
No, I don't even care. I don't want it. Is
it good luck right here, you go, oh oh.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, and it just started.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
It was crazy, crazy, it was so fun. Then it's like, right,
what are we gonna do the rest of the day.
So then we did a couple other you know, all
right here walk over here, we ate and then we're like,
you know.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
What, okay, So one thosy four hundred. They gave you
your cash right there.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
L They brought me the W two form. They I
had to fill all that out, give them my social
Security number.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Fourteen hundred, though usually it's back and forth if you
do the W two.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Yeah, and they brought it to me and then they
counted out right there, that's actually one hundred. It is
two hundred, three hundred. I'm four hundred, five hundred, six hundred,
bro seven hundred pretty sure, fourteen hundred twenty dollars.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
That's why you can spend a little bit before you
But he did say call attend.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
They say call attendant. Damn it. There was no there
was no nothing.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Damn Sometimes basers would be under it. That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
It says call attendant when it reaches that amountain. So
they paid me cash right there, and I looked at everybody.
I was like, I keep going her cash out and
they're all like cash out. I was like, all right,
cash out.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Boom, we've seen a lot of bad days.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, They're like, don't give it all back. So I
was like I good, and I looked at everybody. I
was like, guys, I think it's time we go play golf.
Go put that money back in the igloo. I went
and put it back in the room. Okay, don't worry.
And then I see a lady and she's like, oh
my god, you're that guy that won one hundred and
forty two thousand dollars. If I wasn't, and I might,
I'm like, no, I did not win one hundred and forty

(32:14):
two thousand dollars. I won one thousand, four hundred and
twenty dollars. I did not want you trying to break
into my room to steal one hundred and forty two
thousand dollars in cash. There is not one hundred and
forty two thousand dollars in cash in my room. I
did not win that much money. Cool, cool, thank you.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
A little bit of a misunderstanding there, yes, And I
was like I don't know how it works, but I
always am fearful of Like in Vegas, you win a
lot of money and you get robbed.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
So I was not.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
I was trying to put it out there that I
did not win that much money. Then we go to
the golf course. You know, dude, it is beautiful out there.
It was thirty mile an hour winds though that was
the only problem.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
It did look windy. A is there mountains out there?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
There's a bad lands. It's like kind of hilly, but
not really mountains. I wouldn't consider mountains, but uh, they
were telling me that in the winter there it gets
the negative forty cool story.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Why would they tell you about depressing time?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
And they were like, dude, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Sometimes you'll walk outside and your eyes just they they
go frozen shut cool.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
I can't wait to come back.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
And they said, also the snot like sometimes it comes
out of your nose.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
It'll just freeze to your cheek.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Fascinating.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
I said, disgusting, And they said, but I moved to Joplin.
I moved down to you know, out of this. I
couldn't take the humidity. I had to come back. What
I would take humidity over frozen snot on my cheek
any day.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
That's what's sad. Those townies. Some of them they never
can leave.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
But they love it, man, they love it. They go
ice fishing. They were talking about how they go ice
fishing and they go hunting, and.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I mean, it's like, am I not four? Or am
I not ten? Is a Nashville four?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (33:50):
I see what their scale is messed up?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
But dude, it was. It was.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
The golf course was beautiful and Dave. We go with Dave,
you know what I mean, and uh, we're there and
we're like. He's like, oh, you guys want to get
some drinks. So we get some cocktails, you know what
I mean. And then we play about four holes and
then we got to take a piece and we go
back to the clubhouse and he's like, oh, it means
we got to take shots, all right.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
So he gets us.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Kevin and I shots, you know what I mean. He's like,
I want you boys to have a good time while
you're here.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
So we do it.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
We get another cocktail, we finish up the round, and
then he's like, oh, before we go, I drop you
back off the casino. You boys better take another shot.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Is this guy an alcoholic?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
No, No, he's not.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
He's not doing it with us, He's he's letting us
love it. And I'm like, thank you, man. And I
forgot to tell you when we were driving to the
casino at two in the morning, Dude, on the side
of the highway, there's a dude jogging.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Eh, there's TRAA athletes training up there must be.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I mean he was running at one in the morning
on the shoulder like like like working out. And I
told that to the casino. People like, go, that's called meth.
And we did see a girl getting arrested. She was
on her knees, handcuffs already on her want cars. It

(35:03):
was in the town before Newtown. She was right outside
of a store. I don't know what happened, but uh yeah,
let's not put her on blast, coach. She's in a
very dark place.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, and uh we So then we get don't golf.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
We go to a legal prostitution, right, we go back
to the casino. We're like, all right, we're gonna go,
We're gonna shower up. And then we got to get
to the sports book. Gotta put some bets in.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Oh you go, So you guys haven't done any sportsbook betting.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
No, dude, it's only seven o'clock at night now, like
the games are about to start, like baseball is about
to start when we get back.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah, you're on Mountain time. It probably started around four.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
No, it is on Central time, man, it is yep,
South Dakota, North Kota Central time.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Noted, I'll forget it in a minute.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Never, never forget that rest of your life. So we're like, dude,
let's do a couple of crazy parlays. I told him, dude,
since I won so much money i'll give We'll do
two ten dollars parlays, just random baseball teams win, we
split it, let's go.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
I mean, if you're gonna do ten teams, well, I
don't even follow it. I'll check the ticket in the morning, Okay, yeah, rude.
And how many teams we did? Seven and six. I'll
tell you how they went right after this. They didn't

(36:19):
go good. They didn't go good.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Well, you should have called me. Yeah, it just didn't
go as well as I planned. We missed two on
the first one and one on the second one.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
That's DC.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
You definitely won eighty percent year bet.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah, but we didn't win.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
We didn't win because there were parlays, and I wanted
to bet Miami and a parlay with Nashville and they
both wreck shop. But we got back and they didn't
have live betting and Miami had already started.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yep. See what I told you is you got to play, guys.
Your foundation bet you have to do the morning of.
But maybe if the sportsbook wasn't open, you wouldn't have
been able to do that.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Right, Well, it was open, but you guys should have
been doing your foundation bet instead of doing your circle
jerk where they were showing you the whole casino or whatever.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
I've seen a casino before. Thanks. Oh cool, that's where
the fore Bear got its name. A bear.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
No, no, no, we could have done it. We could have
done it before golf. I should have done the Nashville
and Miami game bet before golf. And then we were
in the sports book watching. We had pizzas, had cocktails,
and everybody in the sportsbooks super cool, like all the
they were awesome. Kevin spills his drink right off the
bat in the sports book, like all over the floor,

(37:26):
and I'm like, god, I remember my first time in
the sports book, like so embarrassing, and they're like, hey, man,
you need a sippy cup. We need to put you
on to give you a sippy cup. You know, the
forty dollars bag, and now this kept it. And then
there's a kid like his name was Trailer. He comes
in from my Not.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Did he get that nickname from his house? No, I
mean coach. This story just gets more and more depressed
and good God.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
And we are there and he comes in. He's on
one of the machines.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
He's just.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Tell you where the hot one is.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
And I'm like, well, we betting over there, boys, we
got any winners, We got any winners. He's doing sports
or slots sports. Okay, this is the late games. I
mean he's only here in time for the late games.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
He's probably doing some my not team.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
And I'm like, damn, this dude is printing some tickets off.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
And he leaves.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Him and his buddy leave. They're both at each kiosk
holding hands. Nope, and they both leave. And then he
comes in about five minutes later, and he goes, are
you lunchbucks? Are you lunchbox? I think I recognize your voice.
And I went out there and I was like, man,
there's no way. So then I asked somebody and they
said it was you. He goes, I'll show you my tickets, dude.
He had a stack that thick of.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Ticket sounds like a lot of thought went into that.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
I was like, dude, is now is this just gut
instinct or research? He goes a little bit of both.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
The hell out of here. He probably lost everything.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
He was like, I love the Rangers tonight. He goes,
I love the Mariners tonight. I like the Dodgers tonight.
Dodgers have been on a winning st Dude, he had it.
Rangers won two to one, Mariners won like nine to one.
Dodgers beat the Rockies, I.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Mean Baltimore, they sawdomized.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
He won. I don't know how much he won, but
he won.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Hey, you're straight cooking home.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
I was so impressed. I was like, damn, I should
have listened to him.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
So then we're like, all right, we're done with sportsbook
smart take advice for sports betting. It from a random
casino in mine, not that's rock ball.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Well, hey, he was the guy working the counter did
say him and his buddy, those two are one of
the two top winners.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
They're sports betting.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Or he could be like me in Vegas. Hey, man,
what's up, dude, you got any guys kiosk? Hey man,
you got any baseball locks?

Speaker 4 (39:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Oh okay, cool man, thanks man.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Just be a fun weekend.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
So then we're like, let's go play some blackjack, right,
and we sit down. We're playing some black jack. Oh,
where are you guys from? And the guy goes looks up.
He goes, wait a minute, are.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
You lunchbox coach?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
What are you huge there?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
And I said yeah, and he goes, dude, we're all
from Austin.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
And now, my hell are you doing in mind?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Not what he goes, Yeah, we're all from Beta, dude,
and we all moved up here to work in the
oil field. Holy hell, dude. No, no, He's like, it's this
dude's twenty first birthday. This is Malik, It's his twenty
first birthday. And I'm like, holy crap. And the one
guy in a Cowboys hat, I mean, I don't even
know his name, but I just started. We start ranking
on him all night in his Cowboys hat, like just

(40:25):
making fun of him and Malik's twenty first birthday. We're
getting them shots, getting the beers, all this having so
much fun. Then we get Kevin the dealer. Kevin hated
our ass, hated us. These guys are allowed. Oh we're loud,
and like, oh dude, you should bet that. And he's like,
you cannot tell them how to bet? Oh really? And
I was like, I know him, we're just talking. He goes,
you're not allowed to tell him how to bet.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Thanks for taking your job seriously. I'll note that on Yelp.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
I was like, sorry, Kevin. I was like, my bad dude.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
The dealer.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah, he was not happy. And then one deal, I mean, is.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Kevin still rolling with you?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Kevin's still with me, sitting right by my side. Man,
he's sitting right here. He's playing too.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
And there's enough for all you guys at the table.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
A couple guys were just standing back, you know what
I mean. They were just hanging out, celebrating Malak's twenty
first birthday, getting shots and everything.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Rumpy Strike gold Man really do.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
And we're having so much fun laughing, and Malik's like, man, yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
What if he gets traded on Monday.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
He's like, man, I'm gonna go meet my mom tonight.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I was like, you've never met your mom?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
He was no, no, no, no, no, no, you bother. No,
I've met my mom. Dammit, I just meant she's coming
to town. I'm gonna go meet her and say hello,
it's my twenty first birthday. Oh my bad.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Molik he was, He was great.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Then his uncle was like, hey, let's go get shots
at the bar. Dude, no more shots. I already making
my stomach. So we go over to the bar right
in the middle. They got a nice like circular bar
right in the middle of the gaming floor. I think
I saw it, and he's like getting his shots of patrol, Like,
all right, let's do shots a patrol.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Boom, let's go. We're hammer jumping like talking, laughing. Some
guy on the slot machine turning backs.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Can you shut the pup?

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Hey, Santa Claus, keep it down.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
He goes, can you shut them up?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
I'm trying to play here, and you guys are over here,
damn all loud and shit.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Yeah, tell your mom she's being loud too.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
I said, you need to hear to play slot machines. Ah, good,
go back, Like you're literally sitting right next to the bar.
You are four feet from the bar, and you're worried
about it being loud as you hit go go on
the slot machine.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Are you winning over there on the slots. I'm guessing
you might not.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
I doubt you're having a good night in the slots.
If you're going out.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
By about being loud, this might not be near your night.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
That might not be the slot machine for you.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Man, Oh well, you might not be fun.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
So then he's like hey, he's like, Malik's like, I
gotta go. Man, my mom's in the lobby. I'm gonna
go meet her, you know.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
And we're like, all right, cool, this is taking so
many different turns.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
And so we're sitting there drinking, you know what I mean,
And one of the guys like, I don't know what
he means. His mom's in the lobby. I'm looking at
the cameras at the house and her car's in the driveway.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
What the kinky?

Speaker 2 (43:20):
And he's like, Oh, we better go look for it.
Let's go find Let's go find Malik. So me and
Kevin go back to the blackjack table and we sit
down and there's this guy that's got this little bucket
hat sits down. It's all different colors. Name's Cage Man Cage.
This time, as I was going on a fellows bucket
hats in I'd love to get and I was like,
that's a sweet hat and he's like, thanks, dude, you're
making fun of me.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
And we sit there and we start playing and Cage
starts losing, starts losing. He's like, I need a break
and he's like, I need to go get to the
cage and get some more money. And he's got his
stack of chips there right, he leaves them and he's
gone for forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Dude, we don't see cage you got jack?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
No, I mean they just sit there like I've never
seen people just leave their chips for forty five and
I've seen it for five minutes. When they run to
the bathroom, he's just gone. Me and camera's like, I
don't think this dude's coming back. He just let his
money whatever.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Cool, Hey, you don't get that away with that in
d R.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
And then we're sitting there and two of Malik's buddies
come back like, dude, Maliku just got arrested.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
What the hell is killing on.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
That?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
I'm like, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (44:28):
They said, Oh, I guess he was acting a fool
outside disorderly conduct.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Man Like, yeah, I was a child porn, and we.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Tried to tell him, hey, man, we'll just take him home.
We'll just take him home. They'reright, no, no, he's ours now,
and he's ours now.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Wait for it.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
In public intox he got rest disorderly conduct. I don't
even know what that means. I don't know what disorderly
conduct means.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Did he hit somebody?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
No, nothing like that. But they were like, yeah, they
took him down. I'm like, oh my god, man, I.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Want to see that body kep.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
I'm like this, and they're like, they're like, so I
think we go. I think we're out, dude. I think
this kind of put a spoiler on the night.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
You think your buddy just went to the slammer.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
And I'm like, all right, boys, yeah, it's nice.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Meaning you guys nice, mean you guys dat you guys are.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Real, man, you guys be good man.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Hey you.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
They're like, oh man, I was like, can you gotta
go get him out right now?

Speaker 4 (45:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Minimum eight hours, he's gotta be in there eight hours. Man.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
They're like, we need bail money. Fourteen hundred.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Oh. I haven't seen fourteen hundred dollars in quite some time.
You guys have fun, though, i'll see you.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Like.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
So I'm like, all right, cool, cool, all right, man,
all right? So they leave, you know what I mean,
and we sit there in cage. Finally Cage comes back.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
He's back.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Cage is back in cage.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Cage.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
I kept getting his name wrong because I was drunk.
I have no idea. And we got Shane the dealer.
Now Shane is awesome, dude. He's freaking flipping those cards fast.
He's laughing, he's joking.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Havn't.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Cage loses. Man goes the ATM, gets a couple of hundred,
out comes back. Cage loses that next two hundred. Oh
my god, Cage, you have you working double shift.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Go to bed.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Cage.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I see him go to the ATM and he goes
to table across the way and I see him get
up from that table go to the ATM. Dude, and
I'm like, oh my god, Like, this is not going good.
I mean I saw him lose at least five hundred.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
That's not bad.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I mean, as long as we stay away from the ks.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
I mean that's just me just sitting there in the
you know, two hours that we were there, I mean
two and a half hours we were there, and then
Kevin's like, all right, dude, he lost his hundred and
he's like, I'm done, but do you have one hundred
more for me? I'm all right, here you go, man,
let me be your daddy. And I gave one hundred dollars.
He loses that, and he's like, all right, let's go.
Let's go play the slots. We got our free free play,
you know, let's go play the slot that hundred still

(46:37):
having used that hundo and he's got he's got a
little money on his too, free play. So we go
to the very back the last slot machines in the hotel,
like the last I mean anyway, I mean they're over
there in the corner. And we're like, all right, four
bears we seen, it'll be good to us. And Kevin
picks the slot machines. He picks the left one. He goes,
you have the right one.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Yeah, let the guy that's been ice cold pick the machine.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
And I said, all right, let's do it. So we
sat down. Guess and I'll tell you what happened right
after this.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
So we sit down and there's four machines in front
of me.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
I'm seeing double and it's only penny slots and I'm
hit boom, twelve dollars, all right, cool Kevin lost lost
lost lost lost me.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. I don't know what
I want. I don't know what I want. I don't
know what I want.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Boom.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Then next, Hey, guys.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
It's still going, it's still going. It's still going.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Oh yeah, big winner, big winner.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Hey oh or winning again? Wow Wow, let's get wild,
let's get wild. Keep running.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
It was like it was like some little kid riding
a fish on the slot machine.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
I never seen it.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Oh, keep going, keep going. Give me a mag a millionaire,
make me a millionaire. While we're still going. We're still going.
I don't know how we're going. Keep going.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
By the way, it's one o'clock in the morning at
this point where hammer, yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Guys are going go to bed more bears casino.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
It's still going. It's still going. It's stop, it's stop
and running up, run it up. Let's make millions. I'm done.
That's only twa I'm drunk.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Well is a total amount.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
I want one hundred and ninety dollars off that machine.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
That's dope pales in comparison to the fourteen hundred.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
But it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
That's phenomenal. I was like, this is incredible, so freaking fun.
We're drunk, We're in the last slot machines and all
of four Bears Casino in the very back corner, and Kevin,
Kevin could have won that if he just picks that machine.
Because he picked the machine, and he goes, I'll take
the left when you take the right one.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
But with the fourteen hundred and now the ninth one
hundred and ninety dollars, you've now entered a heater.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Well, I didn't win any of the black check table.
I lost three hundred at the black jack table. Yeah,
you're still on a heater. I'm still on a heater.
I'm still up. I'm still up.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Am I still on fire?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
And so finally he's like, all right, dude, let's go,
we gotta go. It's like one thirty in the morning.
I'm like, all right, yeah, you're right. So I go
cash in this ticket from the slot machine at the
window and we're walking by the blackjack table. I'm like, dude,
if I do two quick hands of one hundred dollars each,
this could be a real heater.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Youd drunk. Math is so terrible, go to bed exactly.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
And so I sit down and comes like, dude, you
have two minutes.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Two minutes.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
See that's a good roll dog.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
And then I hear over the speaker if you are
hungry and you would like a brought worst, they have
brought worst stand outside works and I worked at Kevin.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
I was like, Whizzy. I was like, we need pork missile.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
He goes, dude, I'll be right back, and he comes
back and I I've played three hands. I've won one
or lost two one one, so I got one left.
I'm like, all right, come on, man, come on, here we.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Go goes this.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
We gotta go put that laste hundred in because I
was trying to get a quick heater and I lost.
So that two hundred I made on the slot machine
right there, I gave it right back.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
What about the hot dogs? Was it a Glizzy did?
Was it impregnated with cheese?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
No? No Glizzy?

Speaker 2 (50:23):
And I had a bag of nacho cheese Doritos, and
I'm feeling dizzy, and I am like, it is time
to go to bed. It is two fifteen in the morning.
And that was it, and we went boom, get the
hell out of here. And then we wake up the
next morning, it's time to go back to the airport
and my not. We drive all the way back to
my not and it says, all right, you know, you
got to turn in the riddle car. And we go

(50:45):
to the counter and it says, I'm out moving cars,
be back shortly.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Yeah, that means you're gonna leave it there. I ain't
trying to find her.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
So we sat there and we sat there, and we
sat there and we sat there, and there's another couple there, maybe.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
A different business model than one employee, just the thought.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Don't think you need There was only four incoming flights
the whole time we were there at I said three o'clock,
three o'clock, eight o'clock, and ten o'clock. That's only incoming
flights for my not on the board.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
And this is summer.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
This is summer place in the winter, Oh dude. And
so we're just like, okay, And there's another couple there.
They were there before us.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
It was kinky, and they're like, maybe if.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
I call this phone number, they'll the person will have
a cell phone on him in the parking lot. Let
me dial it. What is it?

Speaker 3 (51:29):
It's one eight hundred, go girl.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
And so they call and ring, ring, ring, ring, The
desk phone rings right, and I'm like, you going answer?
I was like, would you like me to go back
here and answer hello? Yeah, it's me, And the other
nws like, what are the odds this dude is on
the other side of that mirror because there was a
little room. He goes back there, eating a damn sandwich,
just looking at us, and he tries to get back there,

(51:54):
but it's locked.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Okay, you guys are trying to break in on me.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
This guy, this guy, this guy, he no, not me.
He lived down a tree port if you're looking for him.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
And so we just.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Sit there with him and his chick hung his balls. No,
they didn't seem very hung they were they seemed that
he was traveling for business, but what was she traveling
for pleasure? So then and there was a brand new
chicken restaurant that Kevin and I ate at and my
not right there by the airport.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
I don't know what it's called, but it's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
It's It's Eddie's Smoking Chicken.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
And we sit there for twenty five minutes, dude, and
finally I tell I tell Kevin dude. I was like,
Kevin goes, I'm gonna hunt this dude down. I gotta
go find him. Shit, he's going in the parking lot.
Kevin goes out to the parking lot. Dude out to
the parking lot and we waited about ten minutes. I
texted him, I said, how are your hunting skills? And
he goes, I got his ass. I'm bringing him back

(52:50):
in killing. So Kevin comes in with him by the shirt.
He comes in walking next to this dude. The guy
walks in like we hadn't been there for thirty minutes,
waiting for how's everybody doing today. We're like, well, we've
been waiting on you man. He's like, yeah, how's out
moving cars? What can I do for you? I'm like,
all right, cool, and we turn in the keys. Cool,

(53:14):
get out of there, get on the airplane, fly to Minneapolis.
We get out of the airport because we got a
four hour layover, go and eat at Bennie Hannah.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Wow, they finally made it back. That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
But we didn't get to do the experience.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
We just got to eat the regular food at a
regular table because there was no spots at the Hibachi grill.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
It's always the worst. Yeah, it's the dad that didn't
want to splurge.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
So then I get on the airplane and I'm in
a seat eighteen f and I walk, walk, walk walk.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
How's it going?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
And there's some chick in my seat.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Yes, I'm lunch box.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
And I'm like, oh, actually that's She goes, you're in
this seat and I said yes. She goes, that guy
told me I had the whole road to myself. And
I'm like, sorry about that. He moved me to that seat.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
She goes, okay, I'll sit on the aisle.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
On the aisle.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
She's gonna sit the aisle. I'm gonna sit the window.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
In the floor.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Nope.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
And she starts talking, oh you know, and then here
comes Kevin. I'm like, oh, you know, you want to
sit by him. She goes, as long as you don't snore,
then we're fine. I'm like, I'm good. Sometimes I wake
up and I said, all I do is I sleep
with my mouth open. You know, some flies flying there,
some bugs, No big deal. She goes, oh, okay, that's fine,
as long as you're not going to sneak it up.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
I'm a little hungover.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
That's not a funny joke and Kevin comes walking on.
He's like, oh, sorry, this guy sucks. I'm sorry you
have to sit by him. I was like, well, you
can sit by her if you want. I'm trying to
play wingman, you know, like hook him up. And she goes, no,
he seems great, I'll sit by him. And I'm like okay,
and she's like, oh, you're going to Nashville. Is that
where you live? Or are you going for work? And
I was like, oh, I'm going home. And I was like,

(54:53):
I was like, what about you. She goes, oh, I'm
going for work. I gotta work tonight. I said, excuse me, oh,
not a lot of jobs at night.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
I said, well, what do you do? She was like,
I'm a stripper.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
I'm like, bingo, okay, let's talk about this. And I'm like,
so like you or she was like, and I was like,
so you like have a client tonight?

Speaker 1 (55:23):
She goes no, I go.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I travel around to different clubs. I got a big following.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
And was it kindly.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
What?

Speaker 3 (55:38):
I just named a stripper right now?

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Don't know her, don't know her name, still don't know
her name, but I got her Instagram. I didn't, but
I didn't get her other Instagram. She only gave me
one Instagram. The other Instagram she didn't have control over.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
I'd love to see your work.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
I'll show you her work here in a second. Let
me pull it up.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
So is she going to deja vu or she's going
to private stuff? Well that's what I didn't know when
I'm a dirty little secret. So then I start asking
her a bunch of questions, like how does this work.
She's like, well, I have a management team and I
got I got pretty popular during COVID.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
And I'm like, of course she did.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
I'm like, so do you do you make more money
on only fans are on stripping?

Speaker 3 (56:15):
I've got your account open now.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
And she said, well, it depends, you know, because only fans.
I don't have to do too much because people really
like me and I have some good subscribers. But she
goes then some night stripping, I make three hundred dollars,
but then I can make five thousand. It just depends.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Is it softcore?

Speaker 2 (56:30):
And she's traveled to Miami, to Vegas, to Nashville to Memphis.
She's out of LA. She had a mentor that.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
She's done you stuff with a straight face.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Straight face dude, and she's and she was like, yeah
she was. I was like, she was like, but my
twin sister, you know. I'm like, you have a twin sister.
Hold on, Yeah, she's the good like we're both goodie goodie.
I'm like, no, no, you're you can't be a goodie
goodie and be a stripper.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
The devil talk to you.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
I was like, that's not and I was like and
she was like, it's just tough, you know what I mean,
Like I went to the chiropractor and oh, she because
she said that how I got there? She goes, I
went to the chiropractor. Well, I had to layover and
I was like, she goes, cause I had to get
ready for work tonight. I'm like, that's how I got
to you work tonight and she was like yeah, and
it felt so much better. I feel so much better.
I'm gonna mary chiropractor.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
That would feel good, wasn't.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
And I'm like and so we just went over all
this stuff and so yeah, clubs invite her out and
then the and she was like, I'm actually a guest
of the owner tonight.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
He's been requesting me.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
I'm like, okay, So like do you go home with
these guys. And she goes, I don't go home.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
With them, oh but all classes.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
But I'll meet up with them. So she doesn't leave
the club with them, but she'll meet up with them.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
You gotta tray a molly at the entrance.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
And it just depends on how much.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
And well, how does fourteen hundred dollars?

Speaker 4 (58:02):
I lost it? All right? Do you take cash or what?

Speaker 2 (58:09):
And I'm like okay, like and she was like red light,
green light, and she was like.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Yeah, So I'll get off and I'll have it.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I'll go to my Airbnb and they'll have outfits they
want me to wear picked out Kevin, can you put
my suitcas up there? I can't stand up at the moment.
And I'm like rilling.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
She goes, yeah, and there's these heels.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
I'm doing some promotion for tonight, so they're gonna take
some pictures of me in the heels.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
And I'm like, that's good photography. We were taking it
at four Bears.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Yeah, and so I'm like, well, what's your Instagram?

Speaker 1 (58:41):
So here she is if it's gonna work because we
have no service in here.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
But yeah, mine, you're gonna pull up. It's a family
man image, I think, right, I mean just three thousand falls. No,
that's her only. That's her one that she has control over.
Her main one. She didn't give me because she doesn't
control it. She was answering all these questions. She was
just like and I was like, she goes, My I
barely eat because my schedule's so weird.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Sometimes I forget to eat.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
And well we had a park Bezl last night. Yeah,
And I'm like, okay, and she was like, yeah, you
know because my work hours.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Like I was like, you probably don't.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
She goes, I don't go to bed till like nine
am most mornings, and then I get on a plane
and travel to the next club. And I was like, oh,
little life. I'm like, does it get pretty? She goes,
it does get pretty lonely, Banana. I work for the
Bobby Bones Show. And I told her, I said, hey,
if you're still in the if you're still in Nashville
this week, you want to.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Come on the pod? Bring it?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
And she was like, I would love to. Oh my god,
I got so many good stories.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Wait she's coming on the pod. I don't know, dude,
my wife will.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Shoot me in the head. I need to have an alias,
I'm no longer on the podcast. This is now Susan
Susan Ramundu and dude, I mean, we talked about a
lot of things and then finally were the baggage claim
and she was like, so you guys coming tonight, yes,
And I'm like, well, you never told us what she goes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
I'll be at deja vu. That's not private, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Like it was so weird, but it was fascinating to
hear her stories.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Cavin, I seem to have a third tripod on my bag.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Help me out. And that was the end of the trip.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Man, thank you centniment.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
I mean we ended it with the stripper. Dude, I mean,
you're not a phenomenon.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
And she said, like, and what she told me, I
don't know if it's true, but she said, what's cool
about the VIP clubs in Vegas, like the VIP rooms,
is that women are allowed to do anything in the
VIP club. So if there's a woman there, she's allowed
to get she's allowed to get naked, she's allowed to
do anything, but guys are not allowed to. So if
it's a husband and wife, the wife can get naked,

(01:00:57):
do whatever, and it's all, okay, I'll take you, yes,
flight attendant. I'll take a cup of ice not to
drink for yep, I'm going to put down my pants.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Kevin grab her number.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
She goes, you know, and I said, how d my phone?
I said, how long.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Are you going to do this for? She goes, well,
I'm only twenty two. I can retire right now if
I wanted to.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
And I've got to go tell jokes on the radio tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
She said, you know, the tough part is like those
nights when you only make three hundred dollars because you
got to tip your house mom, you got to tip
your bartender, you got to tip the DJ, you gotta
tip security, and you got to tip the person that
walks you out to your car.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
It is hard out here for a pimp. And she said,
and you feel me, sister.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
And she said, it is hard to like traveling club
to club because all the other girls that work there
regularly are like mad at you, Like, who do you
think you are coming to our club stealing our guys money? Territorialized,
It's that's what she said. Women are territorial rivals.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Kevin get her numb. And also, how do you block
a GPS.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Yeah, and she said that after Nashville she's supposed to
head to Miami.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
So wow, she's a touring stripper. That was in my not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
No, no.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
She was in Minneapolis. She got on the plane in Minneapolis.
She came from LA that morning. She left LA seven
am that morning and was and we landed at ten
thirty getting our bags, and she goes, oh my gosh,
I'm supposed to be on stage at twelve o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
I'm gonna be cutting it real close.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Don't worry. Traffic's pretty wide open in Nashville at midnight.
We're actually going that way. We'd love to swing by
and just make sure you're get inside, you know. And
I sent Kevin to her link to her instagrams, being
a gentleman, and he goes, tell her I need a ride,
and then he goes he goes, holy crap, my buddy

(01:02:49):
from San Diego follows her. May I just say, the pleasure.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Was all mine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
It was pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
I mean, I see things are going well for you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
She can retire, get the hell out of here, throw
up in my mouth after those photos twenty two, that's
the path she chose.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Good lord.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
I mean, I guess. If she's making an slat of money,
more power to her. But she travels to different cities,
and yeah, I'm trying to she bangs these dudes. It's
not just I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Shouldn't say that. She didn't say that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Oh I've heard stories they go to these mansions after
the strip club and you're welcomed with drugs, and the
night ends with drugs, and what happens in between. Nobody
will ever tell.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
I'm trying to think.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
What brings you to mind? Not we were here on business.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
I'm trying to figure out the name of the place
she worked out in La God.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
I will say the fact she's on the deja vu circuit.
I mean, come on, I mean, anybody you're at your
freaking local apartment complex can be on that circuit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
I know, I know, I just can't. She named him,
but I don't know it was.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
I feel like she was name dropping with the Miami
thing and the Vegas thing. You don't go from deja
vu to Vegas. If she's in Miami, she's in freaking Hollywood,
West Hollywood. I ain't no damn Fountain Blue. But Kevin
sat next to her the whole word.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Coach, go home.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
And wash your clothes twice.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
I mean, it was like, what in the world this
girl was just telling me?

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Yeah, and I bet you had all the questions.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Well, I was like, man, I want to save these
for the pod, but I don't know she's really coming
on the pod.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
No, she's not coming on the pod because it's all
made up that life is not amorous.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
It sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
She does it because she has to just three thousand followers.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
No, no, she has a different page.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Okay, yeah, sore loser's got a different page. We're huge
in other countries. Come on, coach, you fell for it,
hook line and sinker. The hell was she doing in Minneapolis.
That's some blossoming mushrooming.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
So she was flying from LA to Nashville.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
She's a bonified hooker. Well, I've got to go to
the bathroom a mile and a high in the air.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
I don't know, man, I don't know. I don't know
why you're yelling at me. I didn't do it. I'm
just telling you what she told me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
It was great talking to you. But I never text
her when we talk about the podcast. Never text me
when I'm from five pm to ten pm, and only
text about the podcast. Thank you all right, days offul,
I just woke up from a nap. It was a
dream nose talking to a hooker.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
Wow, she's right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
I believe my eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
I'm just telling you. It was crazy. I was just like, wow, okay,
very interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
So would you mind giving us a ride?

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
That was my trip to my not to our car
to Newtown to the Four Bears casino.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Man, it was very entertaining.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Well, color me turned on. I'll be back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
All right, have a great day, Happy Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Next time I see you, Jasmine. All sit in the aisle.
I owe you one. Kevin, you get your five bags
out of here in your golf clubs.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Oh man, Yeah, alright, I'm tired, man,

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