Keith Urban + Nicole Kidman + Lunchbox = An Epic Moment

In this episode we finally get to talk about all the stories from Coaches Convention 4. Lunchbox finally got the crap out of his throat so lets go back in time to Coaches Convention 4 to hear about all the ins and outs. Plus Lunchbox had a special moment with Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. Also we talk about the NFC and AFC Championship games this weekend! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hellop man, it feels good to be back on a mic.
Let me tell you we sound good. Oh we sound great.
I sound good.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
You might want to check that over there, because I
know McKitty was in here earlier. Yop, yop yo. Check
out my melody.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
I want to live good shit, I sell dope, full
full fing your.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Dude, it looked like the convention took out half the convention.
All week, I've been seeing posts of people in bed fevers, hey, fever, headache,
sore throat, bird flew feeling like they got hit by
a semi But I looked kolbe White.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Did not anybody on his way out of town.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
With this thing.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, you know it's weird? Is He never said, Hey,
you guys want to come see the rig? He didn't
tell me where he parked the rig. Good dude, real
good dude, real good dude.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Hey, when we do mentions, let me know you gonna make.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Some news, Okay, make some notes? Man.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
You know how I just wrapped there when I go
I want to live good?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Remember when I did the vacation rap at the Live Pod.
Yeah at Luke Combs Category thirty ten, Category ten, Remember that?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah? How ok is that. That's pretty awesome because nobody
does the song that was so funny. Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hey go hey, you guys, maybe you know me from
my world favoite song. Have you got the paux moe
from Instagram? Imagine these noodles are a catamaran and just flow,
go with the flow. They call me byby bones Is
and Ray buondo, right, Moon, there's thirty three hundred people
that aren't even with the sore losers like this.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
It was fantastic. It was absolutely fantastic, fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
From the beginning.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Let's do it. I mean, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Hey, It's Friday, AFC NFC Championship Games this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh my gosh. But we got to talk about the convention.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
We have not talked about the convention, and we I've
been jonesing, but there's been a frog in my freaking throat.
It sounded like I was coughing up phlim the whole time,
and I was, And guys, Ray tried to do a
pod day and I said.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, we could die. He goes, you sound terrible.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I recorded a couple of commercials and I realized how
bad I sounded. Dude, it was disgusting.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Ray I was unable to get any people to buy
what I was selling.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
No, loan Pronto was not happy there Right now, QC
Kinetics like, now, we'll just wait till his voice is better,
wait till he gets that mucus out of his throat.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Like, dude, seriously, if a sales guy came to your
house he had a bunch of mucus in his throat
and'd be like, hey, buddy, get the off my property. Yeah,
I'm not buying what you're selling. Even though the guy
that tried to sell me that terminite stuff, damn, he
was good. He was really, really well versed, persistent. He
came onto my back patio oh and sat down with me,
and he was there for thirty to forty five minutes.

(02:40):
Thank god I didn't purchase his package. I'd have been
in the whole three hundred. But he was very, very good.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Did he show you out a chip?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
No, But he had a great voice and he didn't
sound like you. So that's what was a great start.
Oh man, right, Arnold is off today, guys, he is
doing He thought Coaches Convention was this weekend, So he's
on Broadway at Chiefs right now.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
And I had him on the phone and he goes, yeah,
we're the certain we have the second floor, rent it out.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
So that's what he's dealing with.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I'm gonna tell you what. I can't believe. It's already
been a week since Chiefs. I mean, that's what's shocking
to me. I cannot It's amazing how you wait for
something for so long and it happens, and then a
week goes by that it's already.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
It was a week ago it started. I know. Do
you want to get blown by something real quick? I
love to get blown.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
You can't do that game. Because a year ago was
our Nashville Coaches Convention for the first time. That seems
insane how fast it went. But think about when we
lived together. I was single, you weren't married when we
first lived together. Bro, that seems like a lifetime ago.
Thought that way, and then it's like, ah, you're right,
last year that is wild. But I mean that was

(03:50):
only ten years ago. That's weird, Bro, that seems one
hundred years ago. When we lived in damn East Nashville
and you and we were walked to the gas station
and there were gunshots.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Luxury of God. I'm just trying to get a gatorade.
I'm hung as balls.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Ray's looking out the window to see if I make
it back to the gas dation do. He's on the
phone ready to dial nine one one to see if
I go down in the parking lot the bars over
the windows.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I mean, that was that was ages ago.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
It seems so long ago. When I lived downtown. That
seems eternities ago West Side, more in the in the
recent near future. But yeah, that's how I like to
think about stuff growing up with my parents. Bro, that
seems sixty years ago on believe you know what people
are like, Oh, that seems so long ago. Say the

(04:40):
year thing. I don't get into that. Over to you, man,
Let's start the show.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Let's start the show. Man. Uh, we're gonna do it live.
W oh the one, two three?

Speaker 3 (04:50):
So loser?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give the
sports facts my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a
sports genius, y'all.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
It's Sis and I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the North side of Nashville with Baser.
Before that, it was the West Side. Seems a little
bit ago, not too far and before that it was
downtown an eon ago.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
But yeah, it's beautiful in the country. There's a little
bit of snow cap to some crops. The shade out
there is unbelievable. Still no crops growing. I believe a
little bit of snow is good for them. Over to you, man,
oh Man.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Coaches conventioned four. It came, it went. That's the end.
Good story. It went off without a hitch, right, it
really did.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I will say it now. I don't know if it
could have gone any better.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
It went off without a hitch stage pilot. They were
phenomenal Marisol and Company. They dominated this event.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh and we referenced Amy, so maybe we get a
referral bonus.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, we did. We send Amy their direction.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
But anyway, I mean Friday night, I I got the
wife and I was like, listen, Coaches Conventions about to happen.
I know, I know you're gonna be with the kids
all weekend. I'm gonna be drinking and partying, so it's
gonna be a rough weekend for you. Why don't we
go out to dinner before Coaches Commissioned, before the open
bar happy hour, chiefs, Why don't we get the kids
in the car and go eat some dinner and we

(06:20):
roll to the restaurant. We eat and my wife gets
a margarita and I eat some chiladas, and the kids
are all hyped up and right, Dak, can we come
to your party tonight? I said, boys, you ain't coming
to the second story at Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's about to get ready? You already? You ready? Herody
and I meet Ray at his Airbnb. I told you
to come pull up.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I pulled up and we go walking down the street.
We got Ray and Bay and Aaron and Muff and Mike.
Mike and a.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Couple of their friends. Didn't even know about the coaches convention.
They called it conference.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
The entire weekend they didn't have a conference, and we
had a great conversations. They were hilarious. They're like, do
we need to bring our patent paper to this session?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
The girl goes, Hey, if you guys ever want to
come to Denver, more than welcome open invitation.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Go.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Don't say that to us. We will be there in
a month for Rockies games.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
She said, Oh no, I'll get you into an Avalanche game,
no problem.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Lake Street.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I don't know what Blake Street is. It's the Sheffield.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
It's the Wayland Guyveland cool so wayfair.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Did we roll around the corner and we're walking down
second half and there is Chiefs and the most beautiful
sight I have ever seen on the marquee. It says
welcome sore Losers Coaches Convention right there on the marquee.

(07:47):
And I was like, that is what I'm talking about.
They didn't tell if they were gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I had no idea they were. They did that all
of their own phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Those date back to the Elvis days when it would
say sold out. Put it on the marquee. Yes, that
is a touch of the past you need to take
to the future. Not this gen z stuff on ticktac
oh video. No, sometimes you put it on a marquee
and that puts a place in somebody's heart more than
a damn tic tac video of some girl shaking their

(08:18):
shit at a sorority house.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Hey, those are pretty good though, that is true.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
And then we walk and we walk up to the door.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Oh and they see our lanyards and they don't even
need our ID because they know we're part of the
Coaches Convention and they our IDs have been checked for
the weekend. We gotta be twenty one. They know we
are twenty one years of age. And we walk into Chiefs.
It's packed on the first floor. People are jamming and
they're like, hey, where are you guys going. We're like, oh,
second floor, private party, dude, uh dueling pianos.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
We're gonna go have an open bar happy hour up there.
And it was awesome. It was I didn't know it's
gonna be.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
When we say open, they know it's gonna be fully
open for two hours. Yeah, that's what open means, man.
But you can't put a price tag on that. I
don't know if people appreciate that. Drinks in Nashville are
ten fifteen dollars open for two hours. I have never
seen that.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
And the piano guys, they were really good. Dude, hell garth.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Man in his thing after he won ACM CMA, you
just got two free drink tickets. After that, you had
to it was you had to pay for it, man.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Rough.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
So anyway, we do the open bar happy hour, shaking hands,
saying hello to everybody. Hey, Brandy Martinez, good to see you,
Eric Martinez, good to see you, Buddy Glass, Rosanna, Yeah, Caraway, callaway, whatever,
your name is, I mean Aaron, what's up?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Lisa?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Alright, Leilani's back, Megan from Chicago's Back Day, Ones from
Say One's Nicky Nicky, and Ryan They're back.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Uh. Who else was Jesse?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Jesse Leev was Lava Lava Lua, Cappy Cappy was rolling dirty.
And then I meet these two ladies and they're like,
who are And I'm like, I'm Lunchbox. I'm like and
they're like, oh, are you part of this Coach's convention? Like, well,
what do you mean? They're like, we don't know what's
going on here. They're like, we saw people getting swag

(10:11):
bags earlier today. We were sitting down at the bar
on the first floor Chiefs, and we saw people coming
out with.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Their swag bags, swag bag, and so we.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Came up and bought tickets. We don't even know what
the we don't even know what the sore losers is.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
That's family, man. Them girls are good girls.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I was like, what, she goes, Yeah, we're from Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
We're just in town for the wild Game and we
just want to be a part of the convention because
everybody else was getting in the swag bags.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Dude, that's the aura we give off. People wanted to
be a part of it, even they didn't know. They
didn't know what they were being a part of. I'll
hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
And so the happy hour was awesome. Chiefs phenomenal dueling pianos.
Then it was signed party Bus.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Needed the mop bucket. But then yeah, party Bush, the
guy that looked like Jason Kelce. His drink was at
a ninety re angle.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
He was having trouble with conversations and keeping the drink
in his holster.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, he was a newbie. It was his first convention.
He wasn't sure what was going to happen, and he
was he was all over the place.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Checking the time stamp. Where you're gonna say that Callaway
had his shirt off or was that gonna Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, at the end of the happy hour, Callaway did
have his shirt off and he was escorted out of Chiefs.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
And I was one drink deep. So I enjoyed it.
You get to see stuff that happens when you're not drinking.
What was he doing There was no need for that,
and he got him booted out. I think callow was
he trying to make a moment for c four forced it.
I think he wanted that to be the moment. I
don't think so Callaway, the moment was yet to happen.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
I think Calloway is known for taking off his shirt
when he drinks ray. He's very sexual, he likes he.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Of the group, he is the one that thinks he
could be an exotic dancer the most.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
I think that would be the lady with the heard
you were able to see through her shirt. She wanted
to be more of an exotic dancer.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
No, I just think she likes to dress flashy. Jesse's
chick now, I think that's Jason's chick. Christine yep, Marvel Fall.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Somebody said at one point they were out.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I will say that I did have a numerous people
come up to me and be like, hey, what's my name?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Now? Was a little rough. It was good though.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Was making a pointed that these people did.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Them's family like Emily mckibbon's brother. I told you on
the pod, I think his name is Robert. I was
absolutely wrong. His name is Adam, and I want to
say congratulations to Adam and his wife. They were expecting
their first baby in the next couple of months from
the convention.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
So, Adam, you know you still came to the convention
to celebrate that baby that you are about to have.
So I wanted to say congratulations to you. Your sister
did not tell me until after the live pod. Adam
didn't say it all weekend. He was very quiet about it,
kept to himself about the baby. I didn't get to
think of during the live pod and say congratulations. So Adam,
congratulations on the baby.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Jason Kelsey, I didn't talk to you all weekend, And
on the way out on Sunday, I went to give
him a dapt thanks for coming.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Man. He left my hand up there. I'd doabt myself.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Oh interesting, dude, big dude, big big quiet from Indiana.
Had a good nap on Sunday at Luke Combs.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh do he fall asleep? Yeah, he was.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Laying on the ground. Drink spilled over second time.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Didn't see that.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Back to the party bus. Back to the party bush.
Nashville Tractor Company. They come rolling up, dude, and they
got the tractor. Be get PLoud, get PLoud. Size does matter.
And they roll out the back the ramp and they
see Cappy rolling up and they go, oh god, you're back.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
This year. And let me tell you that that that
party bus was awesome.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, they had the girls on there. I gotta give
him props. There's a lot of girl bartenders. Them's was
dancing and shaking it and they were great on the mic,
very interactive, very friendly.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Ray they're better than us.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
They did Thunderstruck, which is a game where you had
to chug every time he said thunder and some and
Nikki from saying Louis she got she got thunder fucked.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, And I got a little embarrassed on that one.
I had of water at the time, and they go, you,
I gotta participate in this thunder game, thunder down under thing,
and so I had to chug my water. Dude, I
didn't have time to go get a drink. And I
was kind of taking it a little easy, like I
told you guys, moderation, and she goes, I don't care,
just chug your water. So everybody's cheering and I'm chugging
my water like I'm twelve.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, well that wasn't how I planned it. That's not
how they wrote that script.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Now, that one and when when you when you get
you know, get plowed. That one they weren't saying chug
the water, you know what I mean. They're like, all right, cool.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
It was really interesting.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
But we rolled around the city for two hours, rolled
through midtown, got Cappy on it and off of it.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, we got Cappy on and off without dropping him.
I go, hey, lunch, Kappy's chair.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
I don't know what's wrong with it, and maybe missing
a couple of nuts.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Screws.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
It kicks back when you lifted up lunch. All right, guys,
we're going to go immediately kicks back. I go, dude,
did you not hear me?

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah? He kicked back, and You're like, you got it.
I'm like, no, no, no, one don't got it. Kicks
I got it. It kicks back real quick. I got
learned it in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Kicks back so much he falls on the ground.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
I gotta be honest that wheelchair is heavier than it looks.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Man. Yeah, it looks like a lightweight one.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
And I go to pick it up and it's like, well,
it starts coming backwards immediately, and I'm like, guys, guys,
can we get some muscle over here?

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Can we?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
It's a muscle. We didn't plan for the rain.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
It hit, It hit but luckily it rained most of
the time we were on the party bus, but we
had the.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Shields and they were due. They really were.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Everybody was fully looped on that party bus fully.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah. The drinks.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
The ability of them to maneuver and get everybody what
they needed in the timely fashion was terrific.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I'm shocked that when you're on there national tractor, I
don't understand how more people don't fall over because you're
standing on the benches, you're jamming out, you're rocking, you
know what I mean, people are dancing and no one
falls over. I don't know how that is because they
stop they go, and you don't know when they're gonna
stop and go. You're not paying attention to the street
lights and the traffic patterns. It's great stripper bowls, Yeah, yeah,

(15:46):
there was some of that, and there was people riding
the horse sya up and down, and I mean it
was great.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Right how a girl rides a horse, says a lot.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
And we get off that party thing and it's still
raining though, so we got to pick somewhere to go.
We go out partying, go karaoke, and yes I sang karaoke,
but I'm gonna tell you what. I had no idea
Sam could sing.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Did he sing karaoke? Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Dude, I know you weren't there, but dude, he got
up there and I don't remember what he's saying. Thatalcall
was already flowing through my body.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
At that point.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
We worked a full shift at Bobby Bone show the Joe.
I was not going out after the party.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Bus.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
I understand you're not supposed to. Uh, you need a
break too, But I go and I mean, Sam gets
up there and he is singing, and I'm like, this
dude actually can sing. He can't dress, it's had to
toe in cowboys shit, but he can sing. And one
of the girls I think was Bree, she goes, I

(16:45):
mean he's so good. I got chill bumps.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
I'm like, all right, stop. I'm like, no, it ain't
Carrie Underwood. Let's relax a little bit.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
It ain't Stapleton. O. Hey, Chris jelly Roll was out
on the town that night.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
He was well next night, next night, Well, did he
go out or did he just go to the gate.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
No, he was at his bar.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
No, yeah, because he was in town. He went to
the hockey game. And somebody said he was at his
bar and.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
We didn't even think about that.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
We didn't think about going from the hockey end of
his bar when we saw him at the hockey game
that but also pretty locked in at Chiefs. Come on, yeah,
we were locked down Chiefs with them's family. Hey, they family,
they family and so dude. It was like midnight and
I did the old Irish goodbye. I had to dip
out the.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Pack alrighty then mady Well, I.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Mean I was like, I already got a nice buzz.
Oh yeah, mcferdnsey, I've already done a shift.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Oh. I hit the big show.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
We drink a Fosters, I did an open bar happy hour,
I did the party bus. I did two hours of
like an hour and a half of karaoke. I knew
I had a big day. A hitim me the next day.
I'm going to Ireland tomorrow Island And I went home, man,
I went and checked on the kids, said good night
to him, tapped him on the head.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
At six am, I was walking up by a damn whistle.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
You heard that, but you heard that on the live
pod and I was like, oh my god, this is
what it's like to party with kids, and so next
day you need to take a break. I'll tell you
what happened on day two. Right after this, I forgot
to tell you. Cappy sang karaoke. He sang some Garth

(18:21):
Brooks karaoke. Don't remember if he was any good or not.
Alcohol was flowing at that point.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Cappy, send me that video, man, I'll hand it over
to the guy.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah, I wish we had audio from me and Joe singing,
because Joe picked a song that no one knows, but
it's such a great song for people that know it
Corpus Christie Bay.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
So anyway, yeah, I'll watched that thing in the morning
at the Penthouse Baser.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Oh my gosh, it's so funny. I watched it. What
the hell song to these idiots? Pick and glad? I
dipped out at ten.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, so wake up Saturday morning. You know what time
it is? Joe, you were great, You were great. It
was lunch.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I just never could tell what song Robert real Keen
you guys were doing.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, we went to bad Acts in Nashville and axes.
It's supposed to be easy, it's supposed to be fun.
It's just too bad. I'm so damn competitive.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
That I just can't relax and have fun.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I mean when I was warming up, guess what I
was doing stick in the target.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
And I did actually check the footage bag because we
talked about it on the Bobby Bone Show. The show
and I had said, how terrible you were, dude. I
looked at the videotapes at the very beginning, you were
making them every time. It was when the game started,
all of a sudden, I lost my form. Yeah, dude,
had I was like, what the hell? I didn't totally forgot?
You were actually good at first.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
I was so good at the beginning, and then when
the game started, the facts getting the way of a
good story. I just could not get the damn act
to stick in the target. And what was great about
Bad Acts? They weren't even open yet, they opened early
just for us. Mimosa's food was phenomenon. You could have
got waffles, pancakes, whatever you wanted. And they told you,

(19:50):
they instructed you. You think it's going to be a teacher's lesson.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
We were in and out thirty seconds to had a
thrown acts. Due was so good, though, Ray I was
ready to be a Native American head. Take me to
New Mexico.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
I mean that dude was doing trick shots, hitting the
bull's eye, hitting the kill shots. I mean, if you've
never been AXT doing absolutely so fun.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
If you hit list one dot on the board, it's
called a kill shot and you get six eight points,
you're never gonna hit the kill shot. That dude rolled
over and hit the kill shot.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, and he goes and you got a call up
before you tew, you gotta say kill shot. And he
said kill shot and he said wat. Really good. Then
we did a school yard pick for teams. Loser got
to do shots. My team got absolutely annihilated. I'd like
to say Amber and I really brought our team down.
Carolyn and Cappy they carried our team. Everyone else just

(20:35):
kind of in the middle, like we were just kind
of middle.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Bree was middle. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
And it was a weird rivalry too, because Amber the
previous night Joe's wife.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah. Are they married? Yeah? I think they're married. The
whole time I said Joe's chick, Hey, man, where's your chick?
I don't know. He's the old guy with the young chick.
Gotta be careful my neighbors. Do they live together? They've
been together for other' not even dating. What it's a
world weird world out there, dude, they're not married.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
No, they're not dating. They're dating. I was being funny,
but they're what. So anytimes around, I'm like, where's your man?
I can't sell your husband wife. So I never said
that around Joe, but the previous night Amber was mad
at me at the tractor poll. And then the next
day they were on separate team. So it was Joe
and Amber, and Joe goes, oh, yeah, my wife sucks,
don't pick her, and then she hit a bullseye yeah,

(21:21):
and then they're like, it was a rivalry, dude, she
he's floating a bird out there.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Same thing with Jesse and Brie. Jesse was saying his
wife was terrible, and then she was dominating and Jesse
was getting.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Zero zero zero zero zero. It was unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
We locked down though, we get we beat you guys
by ten to one, and then the next one we
put up one thirty five and you guys.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Were in the one twenty range. Yeah, well that was
I mean when I got zero zero zero zero, it's
hard for my team to win.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I didn't love the scoring. It goes one and if
you hit the bulls eye, it's a six. But if
you hit it kind actually, that's what I didn't understand.
So the four, it goes from four to six. If
you hit the black around the bulls eye, that should
be five, but it's not right.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
The no five. See, I had Bad Acts.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
I'm gonna you know.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
I don't think Bad Acts invented the rules for axe throwing.
I think it's it's a universal scoring system, but us.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Thirty minutes on a Saturday, figured it out over a
couple of mimosas that needs to be a five.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
The ring around the red, I don't know. It's pretty simple.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Once it breaks the line, you get five points. I
don't know whatever, but it was great.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
It was fun. It's something anybody can do and that's
why it's enjoyable.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
And people started rolling in, dudes in their chicks. Did
you see any kids It might be an age limit.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I did not see any kids rolling into Bad Act.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
But dude in his chick, You know, I think it
kind of got the chicks horny. I saw another you know,
this couple from Sweden.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
He rolls in.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
You know, you got the bunny throwing the ax gets
them all in the mood.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I wonder if I could take the boys to Bad Acts.
You think they would like to. I mean, I don't
know if they'd be able to throw the acts. It
may be too heavy for me.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Maybe a smaller one for them. You think they got
kids sized axes? They think kid sized kid males.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
They got kid sized bullyballs. Why would they not have
kid sized acts?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Can you put the bumpers up for that? As Hey?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
But I did like the Bad Act said, hey, you
can have brunch or you can order to lunch, either
one any menu.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
It's open. I mean there's a dude's still tying on
their aprons when we walked in that door.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, Cappy ended up going with the biscuits and gravy.
I did the Kurds. I'm not gonna I'm a Michigan guy.
I'm not gonna pass up cheese. Yeah, I'm trying to
think who it was.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
They said they had never had a biscuit in their life,
Biff Git they never Maybe it's Colby he had a biscuit.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Never on the road.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
He's never had a bithcuit. I don't know how you've
never had a biscuit. Where have you been living that's
where I messed up.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
After I saw Kappy's bifcuit, I knew I should have
got the bifkit. What you get, uh kurds And then
there was some dipping sauce to it.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh. I got like an egg sandwich. It was phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
It was on a croissant with egg, sausage cheese. I
don't understand biscuit and gravy because you don't really fill up.
I mean, there's just bread and some sop. It just
gets soggy and it's it's not filling. It's it's like
French toast. I used to love French toast, but you're
just eating toast. It's just Brent.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
I think I understand why you got the biscuits and gravy.
I think Kapi is trying to sop up a little
bit of the booze before.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Maybe stop up the hangover. I didn't think about that.
But yeah, I had a great time. I didn't have
a great time, but I was pissed, but I was
happy at the same time. Everybody else on one and
I think people enjoyed seeing me suck at something.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I think people took great.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Pleasure and me not being good and then we went
to the live pod referenced the last pod.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
All right, now we're on to the night. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
No, I wanted to say the live pod at She
and the Mother Church.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Dud.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Dude, that might be the best pod experience we'll probably get.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
I don't know how you can get any better.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Because we did the conference when you had COPD I mean,
you're getting a job interview.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
We did the CMA Fest. Yeah, there was that one
that what a nightmare. CMA festus every year, like, hey,
do you want to do something at CMA Fest and then.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
They reject every guest we book. You know who didn't
reject his chiefs man, I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Springsteen, here my home, turn a pizza hut.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Hey, how did you like how I they got the
stained glass and they have all the stars behind it.
It's not necessarily the most known stars. I nailed every
person on the stained glass because this trip, the theme
of it was learn people's names. Springsteen, seeger Waylon Jordan, Dolly,
Willie Nelson. I absolutely killed that, dude.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I was very impressed.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, this sound guy. Go hey, man, I want to
learn some names. Who are those people? He said, that's Seager.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
You know what these things? No old time rocking. I
think that's him.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
No bad to the bone Robert or bad to the bone,
bad to the bone. I think Bob Segar sings bad
to the bone.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Hey Joe, you're going any Tampa bars doing a little
Robert Earl king?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
God? I mean idiots. He paid forty dollars to get
up to the front of the line for that. He
was drunk, just so drunk.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
He paid forty bucks. In the crowd I hated us.
We absolutely hate this. There's no worst feeling then doing
karaoke and have the crowd just hate your ass.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
You want them on your side. And it's also it's
kind of a singles thing. I mean, unless you're doing
it with a punch of like two dudes or yeah,
two dudes, So you're trying to get chicks then, But
why are you? Why didn't you Why didn't he sing
with his wife or something?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Hey, bro, you want to go sing? I've never said
that once to Justin. Justin you want to go sing karaoke? Sprangeee,
it's what a joke me? And Justin goes sing Carrio.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I gotta be honest. I've never asked another dude to
sing karaoke ten years bro in my college.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
In all of my adult years in Nashville, the karaoke
capital of the world, I've never looked at another dude
and said, hey.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Bro, you want to go sing some Carrie.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
But I've been asked twice by Joe and by Charlie. Dude,
I'm telling you when we saying Bridge over Trouble Water
me and Charlie, it was the worst experience ever. But
I don't know why that is. But I'm gonna tell
you what. My buddy Frank in college. That dude could
sing some karaoke and you want to.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Know his go to Right.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Drops of Jupiter by Train. He could sing that song phenomenally.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
It was beautiful.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
It would get the whole crowd going, and I was like,
I want that one day when I sing a song,
I want the crowd to feel that way. And I
realize it's never gonna be that way when I sing
a karaoke song.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Last time I karaoke is it wi Old Beaver. About
ten years ago, me and Bez are still dating. I
sang a Backstreet Boys song, turned my shirt Off, got
kicked out, and I've been banned all right, callaway. Ever
since that moment, I've been banned from Wild Beaver.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
But anyway, so when we're leaving bad acts, the funniest
part was the freaking Nashville tractor pulls up and they're
letting people out to go to the bathroom. And we
roll outside and the driver, I think he's the owner
of it, he goes, oh my god, you guys are
awake already. And then the girl goes, cappy, come back,
you want to go the buzz And we asked, We said, hey, man, like,
how's this crowd?

Speaker 2 (28:02):
And he goes, not near as crazy as you guys.
You guys drank way too much, dude.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
He was smiling way too much. I go, man, we
were annoying, weren't we. He acted like he liked this. Yes,
And then I got had to get a good video.
I'm in the in the road acting like I'm gonna
get hit by a tractor, get plowed.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Hey, Nashville tractor, you did great. Did you put that video? Yeah, dude,
all over it. Man, I didn't see it, man, Sorry,
yeah I missed that.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
But anyway, we did the live pod, great phenomenal game,
entertaining games set up was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
It like the church. It was like a church stadium.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Seats beautiful and I've never been at a bar. Usually
it's all that's bounced around when we're at chief second
floor mother Church. Don't know if they always have that
into a video screen. That Houston Texans Kin City Chiefs
game was must see TV. ME day ones in justin
every minute of that game. Dude, we're at a fifty
yard line. I thought we were at the game a
couple of times. I had a couple too many high

(28:55):
noon urs did.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
That screen was beautiful. Abby came had a standing over.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Abby came to see Arnold and it was very awkward
and weird, and they didn't really interact much while she
was there. They're trying to I don't know if she
was playing hard to get she was mad at him,
I don't know, but she was working the room.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
People are asking, oh, where's Arnold. I'm like, guys, it's
a joke. Stop bringing up to her.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
She doesn't even know about Arnold.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, and those shicks from Minnesota that didn't know who
we were. They missed the live pod, but then they
were back. They came for the watch party. They got
so drunk. They said they didn't wake up till noon,
and they were scared to walk in in the middle
of the pod because they thought we'd make fun of them.
And I was like, damn right, we would have made
fun of You're like, oh, the Kho's out of bed.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
But dude, the fact that they checked another thing off
that they showed up for during the convention, that's great.
Had no idea of the pod smiles as big as
Broadway and.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Sored Losers Nation welcomed them with open arms. Everybody was
talking to him, chatting them up. Cappy was rolling up
to him. I saw Sam chatting with him. Well, it
helped it their tan. I think Cappy, I mean logged
no less than twelve hours with them.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Be was talking to him a little bit. Uh call away.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
They said, get away you. I don't want to see
you with your shirt off. So then we had to
end to the Preds game. Dude, And I'm gonna tell
you what. The Nationale Predators they said, oh, come on, let's.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Do a happy hour. Let's do a happy hour.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
And we joked on this pod because it was Keith
Urban Knight, is Keith Urban gonna be there?

Speaker 3 (30:19):
I wasn't joking. I told you I DMed him. Oh
and your response was no response. And I'll tell you
if Keith Urban was there.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Right after this, we roll in. They got the bobbleheads there,
Grab a bobblehead Keith Urban. Whoo and we're taking pictures.
Then we gotta go to our Nashville Predator's happy hour
where they're gonna give us two drinks for free, free drinks,
way too much. And I'm thinking they're gonna give us
a little little drinks.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
You could order a tall Boy supersize me for a
free drink. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
And I mean these people were passing. I mean, if
anywhere you're near Buddy Glass, he's like, hey, let's chug.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
You guys want chug.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's like, god, dang dude, no, this is like fifty
five ounces of freaking beer. I don't want to chug
fifty five ounces.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Buddy Glass is younger, though, Chugger Still.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
How old is you think? Twenties? I mean in my forties,
you're in your forties.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
I don't know how old Buddy Glass is, right, but
they still think we're younger than them.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
For whatever reason, people still think we're that age. We're
in our forties.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
You've got ten kids. We're not chugging, buddy, got me
multiple times to chug. I don't chug anymore, buddy. You
enjoy the SIPs man.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, so we do that.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Life's not a race man.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
And then we had to pick two people to go
down on the ice because they were gonna have these
big orbs, like the big blow up balls. You're gonna
be in the middle of it, and you're gonna run
and crash into each other. And I don't know how
you tell who wins.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
I saw the above aerial camp. How do you what
is it? Who bounced the farthest what?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
But I don't know. But then we got word that
Keith Urban was gonna be there. It started, you know, circulating, Hey,
Keith Irvan singing the anthem. Keith Irvans singing the anthem?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
And who we get that info from Grand Hyatt.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Grand let us know, Grand Hyatt, let us know. You know,
we were in the Grand Hyatt site and they gave
us a little information.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
So I told the two girls, the two girls Grand
Hyatt super nice, so awesome.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
I told Brie and Carolyn. I was like, listen, girls,
if you guys want to go down in those orbs.
Guess what you guys are gonna get to meet Keith Urban.
And they're like, oh yeahs Oh my god, I've got
a freak.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
I meet Keith Urban.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Kay I was like, but you gotta play it cool,
and she was like and Breeze like, oh, I'll be cool.
I'll be like, hey, Keith migfan, nice meeting you. I'm like, yeah,
that's perfect. That's perfect how you're gonna be when you
meet him. Guys, there was no chance they weren't really
gonna meet him. I lied to them, right, yeah, because
that was at halftime. The anthem was before the age.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yeah, But I was just trying to be funny, you
know what I mean. But then they started telling everybody,
We're gonna get to meet Keith Urban. We're gonna get
to meet Keith Urban. So then I felt bad and
I didn't want to tell them they weren't really gonna
meet Keith Urban. And we were in our suite. Grand
Hyatt hooked it up, put us in a suite.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
And we're there.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
No better way to view a game. Oh beautiful goal
after goal? Might I add A fight after fight?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
I might add?

Speaker 3 (33:04):
I don't advocate the bullying.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
One girl in the suite she told us she was like, listen,
my husband said that the last time the Predators played
the wild they something happened. And so there's gonna be
a lot of fights tonight. And I'm like, okay, whatever,
what do you know? You work at the Grand Height.
Are you sure you know this? And I mean thirty
seconds into the game, Oh, they're gonna fight, fight, fight, fight,

(33:26):
And I'm like, hey, if your husband's the smartest person
I've ever met, and I never met him, and I
was like, you need to text him and let them
know how smarty.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
She goes, No, I want to keep some power in
the relationship. Dude.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Those people on the ice, the NHL players, they're fighting
more than lave in his chick.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Too soon. He's still recovery, he's got he's gotta swirpy.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
And absolute absolutely soon absolutely went got another tat.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, dude, he got tatted. Uh, Megan got tatted. I
mean just got a little butterfly.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Anyway, so the fights are happening and then I look
over and three sweets over is Nicole Kidman and Keith Irban. Well, no,
we didn't know Keith was Keith was about to see
in the national he just got done seeing the national anthem.
I'm like, oh, they're probably gonna leave right after the
national anthem. Nicole's probably gonna leave the suite. They're gonna
be out of there. Then you look up and Keith
Urban is in the suite. That was big time, big time,

(34:38):
just like a few over, and everybody in our suite
starts filming them, taking pictures of him from a couple
of suites over. And I'm up talking to the girls
from Grand Hyatt and just chatting it up, having.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
A few, having a drink, smoothing.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
And then I walked down to go sit down, and
I'm gonna sit next to Jesse and Bree and by
Joe and Amber and Jesse.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Great crowd in the suite, great crowd. I wish the
game lasted three more hours.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
And all of a sudden, Keith Urban looks over at me, Right,
it will never last that long.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Do the new overtime rules and a shootout?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
And Keith Urban points at me and I pointed him
and he throws his arms up like what up?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
And I was like what up?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
And then he points like hey, meet me out on
the concourse. Yeah, finn A pull up and I'm like,
all right, I'll meet and I point out, I'll meet
you out on the concourse and I start walking towards
the door, and everybody in our suite starts running towards
the door like they're coming with me.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, And I'm like, get the back.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Where's a family.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
I'm like, guys, this is not a family occasion. This
is no.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Dad goes and does something, the whole family does it.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
I guess, sorry, kids, you gotta stay back on this one. Listen.
My dad at a business meeting. We did it. All
did it? Dad at a business call? We all did it.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Dad would go on a wood meeting where you go
and analyzed trees.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
We all, damn did it? Dad does it? We all
do it. But I didn't. I didn't live by that rule.
And I was like, you gotta stay in here. We're family.
And I go out on the concourse and there's dude.
He shut us in. The dude, you put the door closed.
I did I close the door. I thought we's family.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
I'm sorry. I was a little disrespectful to my family
at this point. But Keith Urban looked at me and said,
go out on the concourse, and I was like, Okay,
I'll go out on the concourse.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
And I got video.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
You definitely talked to him.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
And I go out there, and I thought it was
just gonna be Keith Urban. Oh No, he brought his
wife with him, you know why, because they're family shit,
and when family members do something, family members do it together.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
And he Keith goes lunch, where's your family? I brought
my family. We're all in the doorway with our head
sticking out like a bunch of prairie dogs.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah, And I was like, oh, my family. They stayed
in the suitet. Sorry about that. Man. I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
I didn't know if he was in my dead closest relatives.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah, my cousin uh, you know, Joe, Joe from tamp
my stepbrother Jesse, you know what I mean, all of them, Cappy,
you know, yeah, all those my drunk cousin Amber, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Justin, you know, you know, Justin.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
And so then I sit there and talk to Keith
and Nicole for like ten minutes, talked about what they
did for the holidays, what they got going on there,
you know, what they're got coming up In the next month,
they went to Australia, for the holidays, who they spent
the holidays with, who spent the night at their house.
They asked me about my holidays, how my boys were
all this, And then Nicole goes we listened every morning,

(37:11):
and I was like, oh, And then she gives.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Me a hug. Well, then she's heard the morning corny.
Then urban gives me up, bro hug. You know what
I mean? All right, do good to see you, Good
to see you guys. Have a great night.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Hey man, you got a couple dollars.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
And then I come walking back to the suite and
I opened the door and I have never seen so
many camera phones in my face in my lifetime.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Yeah, and that's also where I doneked up.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Everybody has their phone up right and is filming, and
I'm like, what, that's where I done up.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Tell what you did, man?

Speaker 3 (37:44):
So I told them while you were talking to Keith
and Nicole, I said that you're going to bring him
back to the suite. That's where I done up. I
should have never made a false promise, because you know,
when you got your family, they remember it. Oh, that
family wasn't happy with me.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
They family. Family wasn't happy with me, dude.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
That's what happened when your ten high noons deep. Maybe
I did think you were gonna bring him. Maybe I
was being funny. Maybe I was hopeful. Yeah, I I
that's when i'd done up.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
And they're like, where's Keith. I'm like, he's back in
the suite. Why didn't you bring him over here? What
are you doing? I'm like, what? What? How was I
going to bring Keith Urban back? Hey?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Keith, listen, we've been drinking all day, but would you
like to come meet Sore Losers Nation?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Dude, that's super nice couple that lives at four Seasons.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
That lady was so hurt. Oh, Michael the ross yep.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
I told I didn't know if it was wrath orroth.
I told her three times that Nicole was coming back.
That's where I'd done up.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
She was so dude, she put her head on the table.
She was so sad. And it wasn't Commander's Lions game
that she was sad about. No, she was sad about
Nicole camean dude.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yeah, I and I felt the disappointment. I felt the
Grand Higatt looking at me like, really, really, you didn't
bring him into the Grand Hiatt suite. You let them
over there ray that had been good forbiddiness and I
didn't and I felt terrible. Man, I felt terrible.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
No, you dude, it was a good moment that you
got to say what up to them? It was but
and family appreciated the stories because we's family.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
It was.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
I was like, guys, I'm sorry. They pointed at Keith
pointed at me. So I pointed back at him and
they were like, but you didn't bring it, and I'm
like yeah. So then I was like, hey, Brie, we
gotta go down. We gotta be down outside of Section
one ten with twelve minutes ago.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
In the period we got, we gotta go down.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
And as we're walking down the corridor, who's walking towards us?
I mean, I don't Patrick Wall, I don't know Keith Urban.
So Brie, who I told at the beginning of the
night she was gonna get to meet Keith Urban, and
I just totally made it up, got her picture with
Keith Urban. You shit, that is what happens when you

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come to coach's convention. You don't know what's gonna happen.
The time of her life. She's about to go on
the ice and she meets Keith Urban, that's.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Why your big time dude, That's why I sent you
down in lieu of arm around her.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Keith Urban put his arm around Brie. He was like,
let's take a picture.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
I set you forth as tribute onto the ice.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
I said, I am fifteen nooners deep, I am floating,
and she.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Was on cloud nine. After that. She was like, oh
my gosh. And I was like, I'm sorry, my camera's
not that good. My phone is old Polaroid. I hope
it is not too blurry. And she looked at it
and goes, oh, it is a little blurry. I'm like, oh, Brie,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
She goes, but I love it. It's perfect. It was
a live pick.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
He got one chance, he got one shot opportunity. Not
the Lions.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Ray Eminem screwed him sodily.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
And so then we go down to the ice a
mile and let me tell you, they're getting in their orbs.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
We already talked about the orb did you just jump cell?
And then full more shadow it downstairs with the cliffhanger,
and we're about to go on the ice, dude, And
I'm standing there with Wayne d and I'm telling him
how last.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Year you gave DAPs to the referees. I did.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Yes, I'm fifteen deep that year too.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
And Wayney goes, oh, man, these refs they think they're
big shit. They think they're all important, they think they're
so amazing. They come off all like badasses, like they're
you know, run this world, Like, hey, bro, your job
is the babysit millionaires that play hockey. No one cares
about you guys. So they're coming off the ice in
between the second and third period and I get my

(41:28):
camera out and I'm filming, and I'm like, hey, good
job keeping them in line out there. They're misbehaving a
lot tonight. And the ref goes, what'd you say to me?
Who are you?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Who is this guy? Who is this guy? What's he
doing down here?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
And Wayne Dy's like he's good, don't worry about He's like,
what did what did you?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Why are you talking to Me's Wendy your sponsor? Now
Wayne D's Afternoons, dude.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I know I was setting you up for that.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Got you does Afternoon's here on WSIX.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Good dude, he hooked up Abby Arnold's wife girlfriend sing
the national anthem.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Correct, and the ref just and then the ref there's
ref that wasn't even out there when I said it.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
He comes off the ice and gives me a look like,
what's your problem?

Speaker 3 (42:09):
So they just don't like people picking on him during
the intermission.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Dude, I told him, good job. Those guys are really
misbehaving out there tonight. You guys are doing a good
job of keeping them in line.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
After review, I see nothing wrong. Game of compliment? Dude?
What'd you say? What you said to me? Who are you?
What's he doing down here? What did you start doing? Mom?
I was like, sorry, sir.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I said, you're doing a good job. And Wayne d
He's like he's fine, he's fine.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Get out of here, Get out of here. You get
in a fight, dude.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
I thought I was about to get kicked out from
the freaking arena the night. I was about to go
on ice with Brie and Carolyn when they're gonna do
their thing and I was gonna speak into the microphone.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Family is taking a plot twist. Dad's going to jail.
He just got kicked out of the game. Yeah, the
ref number five.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Referee number five got pissed off because I say he
was doing a good job.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
From me a Michigan guy, Hey, slap and whack it
on the ice here he got so pissed off.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Hey, so to Michigan. Ye ain't old pond, nothing like
that kind of icy riff dude doing good debt. A
lot of snow up there. He low temps, good call therey.
That's probably what I'd have done if I was down there. Yeah,
he wasn't happy with me. So we do the ORB thing.
We go to the game.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Pred's win. We're up there in this Grand Hiatt suite.
Thank you to the Grand Hiat for hosting us and
everything you do. You're amazing.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Uh and the words can't express we don't do sweets.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
No, we don't do sweets. We don't do sweet you
know what, damn right we did on Saturday. You know
what we did. We damn said sweets. We're like, all right, Grandite,
you know what I mean. I'm in and the Nashville Predators.
Thank you for the happy hour, Thank you for hosting us,
Thank you for letting two girls dream come true to.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Get down on it, hold on, to get down on
the ice.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
I mean, it was awesome. It's phenomenal, great, great overall event.
Then we went out on Broadway, Man and I dipped
out like right when you were getting kicked out of
the bar. I dipped out the back door.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
I know we're gonna go to commercial. They reviewed the
tape and said I did nothing wrong. It was a
one foot on the stage, acted like I was gonna
jump on stage, but then immediately jump back.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
And I believe it was a manager somebody there that
I found out through our friends at stage Pilot. They
said they reviewed it. They actually have to do that
on stuff like that. I did nothing wrong.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Oh okay, and I and your sister was a pretty
hammered muff and she was just going around the bar
and it's showing muff. She was just yelling at everybody.
She would go, hey, you you yeah, that lion's lost.
That's on you, that's on you.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
People said that she was knocking on car windows and
they'd roll it down and she'd be like, that lost.
That was on you, guys. That was on you.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Guys. What are you talking about. I'm driving an uber
and one guy goes, I'm from Israel. I don't know
what you mean. She was like, oh, yeah, you know,
it's on you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
I mean, somebody's gotta get blamed for that.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Man, need less say, she still made her six am
flight man.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
That she told me it took her whole all week
to recovery.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
I bet now we'll take a break, we'll go, we'll
talk about Sunday. We'll right back, dude, Sunday morning. Escape
game Nashville, Dude, never done it.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Convenient right next to broad right next to Broadway, right
off Broadway, right downtown.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
You get locked in a room.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
You got to figure out these clues to get these
keys to get out of there, to get to another room,
to another room, and then you're finally escape.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
You have one hour to do it. And we did
school yard pick.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
And of course I'm taking Carl from West Point first,
no problem.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Took his wife, Yeah, you took his wife.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
You took Becky and she's been in bed all week sick,
so there must have been something going on in your
room that everybody was sick. And then I pretty much
drafted everybody that was on my ax throwing team.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
I wanted him back.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
I wanted redemption because I knew I had a smart team.
I knew I had a good team, and that was
the most fun. I loved the escape room.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
People have said it Vegas, you gotta do flamingos and fountains,
not just slots and fun or slots and what's an F?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
What's an F?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
And mountains, pol gamma ferries. Yes, that you got it
in Ferris wheels. Do something else. That's what a scape
game is. It's not all drinking on Broadway. Do that, dude,
We got our minds working. The most I've laughed might
be an escape game. Hilarious because everybody's making fun of everybody.
At one point, dude, I did the math wrong. You know, guys,
I'm known as a mathematician on the show. And the
lady comes over to the interest comment, she goes, if

(46:15):
you need a hint, do the math again? I would
did five and seven is twelve and it was like
five and six is thirteen something.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Totally did their math wrong. That's pretty impressive.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Yeah, So it was stuff like that, And you got Joe.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
At one point there was a thing.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
I don't want to ruin it, but he was He
had to reach up and it was at the exact
same time simultaneously I had to reach down. So if
you do it properly, somebody's gonna be on all fours
and the other person's going to be their legs are
over your head, and I mean it looked like me
and him were.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Dang, yeah, it did look like that. It was pretty weird.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
But I said, Joe, you want to get the next
room or not tea bag me?

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah, we we.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I mean, it was just so funny when you think
you discover something, Oh, I got it. I got it
and then did work under mind. You get so excited
and let down. Then I'm so excited and laughing. And
I mean we were my team got locked in two
separate cells, so we only had three people in each room.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
We were in two separate rooms and we had to
communicate through the walls, and it was so freaking fun.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
West point his wife. She was great plugging in those
numbers and everything like that. I kind of floated. I
would do a lot of the math type stuff. Day
ones up and down dude. At one point she was
on all fours, day ones on all four Ryan, dude.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
I was on my back.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
At another point, another person on all fours. It was
one of those where you had to be low, up, down.
It didn't matter what you were doing in there. How
do you escape? Hence the name, Yeah, escape game. It's
not about looking good in there and we talked about this.
How funny is it the people that work there just
watching us run around like a bunch of idiots, running
from spot.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
To spot thinking we got something. Oh no, oh that
doesn't work. Oh, trying this, and we they have.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
To laugh their ass off.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Yeah, and our biggest fault, guys, take note of this.
We tried to do six things at once, jump and
accomplish one task because we's family. Instead, you had the
kid doing the dishes, the dad cutting firewood, the mom quilting,
the other son reading a comic book. Work as a family,
and do one task at a time, which is what
we should have done. It was our biggest fault. You

(48:14):
guys killed us. When I told you we were supposed
to get three clues, we knew we'd already lost. We
got five clues, we got another five we got we
got no less than fifteen clues, and we still, I
guess we finished, and they added five minutes to our time.
Bro that we didn't even come damn close to beating
you guys.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
We and we needed one clue to escape. We needed
one clue. We were down to four minutes on the
clock when we got our one clue.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Tell me right now. Damn it is West Point.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Is he mensa?

Speaker 1 (48:41):
He's mensa? But Carolyn was mensa too? Still mensa? Amber
was mensa. I mean my whole team was mensa.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Ryan Day one is chick? Is Nikki? Yeah she's mensa? Yeah?
Yeah that good?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
What about girl with the shirt you could see through?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Christine mensa? Wow? Now I'm talking.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
I had a whole team full of mensa to ude,
my whole sea dominated. I mean I was just so
impressed Joe mensa.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Dude, when he tea bagged me, that was next love.
I thought Joe was special. No, he he he saw
a position nobody else saw. That's all you'll say. It was.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
It was coaches convention, cowgirl, and that's what he did.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Man, that's dedication. That's dedication. I mean, I'll tell you what.
It was just great.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
And then I find out that Stacy bought a ticket
to come to the Escape Game, and then she flew
out early on Sunday morning.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
I'm like, Stacy, what are you doing? She was there
the night before.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah, Stacy's awesome, but she she didn't even come to
Escape game and I was like, hey, Stacy, goodbye. He
didn't get to say bye, Leilani, goodbye. You left it
out saying bye. Then it was signed to go to
Category ten.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Man, this was a moment be had by all. They
just opened the damn thing and it is like.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
A beautiful sports book in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Couches, recliners, drinks, TV screens. They got a bottom line
scrolling around the entire thing. I would say it's a
one hundred and fifty foot TV. It says seventy five
whatever you got at your house, times at by ten, massive, massive,
big TV screens all over the room, knee nod lights.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
It was amazing.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Yeah, it's almost.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Zapping you into a sports book from Vegas.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
And you walk in and they have ray is at
the copy they gave us on the big one hundred
and fifty foot TV five thousand square feet TV has
Coaches Convention twenty twenty four on the freaking screen.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
And then we also did our award ceremony. Oh, in
front of everybody, do we gotta take a break.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
No, we don't even to take a break right now.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
But yeah, we got up there category ten and there's
people to watch the game.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Were you nervous?

Speaker 2 (50:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (50:52):
I was like, this is hilarious because these people have
no idea who we are, no idea, and we're gonna
get up there and hand out MVP worst Stripper Risen
from the Dead, shout out Roger.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I hope you're okay, man.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
I mean, apparently Roger got so drunk one night he
was staying at the condo with like thirty other people,
Danny Mario, Buddy Glass and uh, Brandy Martinez all them
be uh that he convinced them that he had to
go to work, and he packed his suitcase and went
to the elevator because he had to.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Go to work, picked up a shift. That's family. That's family,
and it's going to provide. And they were trying to
tell me, hey, dude, you don't have to work.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
You don't have to work.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
You're at the convention. Yeah, and so that's sad that
that's PTSD.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Dude. Sometimes on a Saturday, I'll get home, I.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Got a work She's like, just late, lay down, lay down,
you don't have to work today.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
You know what I have?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
I have the dreams that I overslept. Those are the
worst damn dream It's really a nightmare. But like, is
it on a weekday, because that on a weekend, it's
on a weekend. It's like, I wait, I might Oh
my god, Overslidden.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I wake up and I'm like, what do you do?
You go on the wall calendar.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
I'm like, oh no, it's it's not it's Saturday, all right.
I'm bad, feel so stupid, and it's it's awful. It's
the worst dream in the world.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
It's set you in an instant panic and it ruins
your day everything. But anyway, so we get up there
and we start doing our damn awars. Ray raps his foam.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Oh, three hundred people there get that Bay Bay Bay
Bay cation. And then I got this kind of clap.
Uh four hundred people in the room and I got this,
But we.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Did win over a table because we were like this guy,
those dudes in the middle. Yeah, I was like this
next award goes to the person that doesn't know how
to pick him one damn game, right, he tells you
this is how he makes some money and it loses
every time.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Does anybody have that in their group? And they all
start going, got.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Wet this guy, he's terrible, and we starting to not
give him a shout out of his name is Jackie,
And I.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Was like, oh, so whatever Jackie bets. We don't bet.
They're like, oh, just stay away from it. Stay away
from it. We're like, that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
And we went over the Philadelphia Eagles girls.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yes, they were great. Cat We kept putting in time
with them.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Some of the videos they were clappy, get the worse.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Yes, were so nice.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Dude, if you were a Category ten, would you clap
for a random awards there?

Speaker 2 (53:05):
He'd be like, get out of the way. The game
is about to start. We told everybody.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
We go yeah. Also, just so you guys know, we're
gonna be doing play by play, They're gonna turn off
the audio, so we'll get you. We'll be Tom Brady
and Kevin Gearhart for the whole game for you. And
some guy goes, who the fuck is this guy? And
I was like, then he threw a battery at me,
and that's when I knew he was a Philly fan. Hey,
who are these guys?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
But I did saw to some people in the back
and they said, dude, you guys were hilarious these games.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Yeah, we started doing that.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
We started doing Tom Brady commentary before the game. I
did my joke about Texas. I go, yeah, yeah, so
I was in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
I met this guy He's from Texas cowboy and he goes, yeah,
I'm from Texas and I said, oh.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
My gosh, dude, I'm from Texas too. How cool.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
And the guy goes, oh, what part of Texas? And
I said, Austin, Man, Austin and he said Austin. Shit, man,
I ain't Texas.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
I guess he's right.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Man.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
That plays a little weird, right.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
That's like Memphis. Man, they're in Tennessee. People are like
from Memphis, like, oh, yeah, I'm from Tennessee. Where are
you from Memphis? Shit, that ain't Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
No, that ain't Tennessee.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
I actually created a joke out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Everybody's got that city in their state that you don't claim,
Austin or Texas. It's Austin, Tennessee, it's Memphis, Michigan, you
know what it is now? You know Detroit now the
lion sucked Tigers got bounced out of the playoffs. You're
from Detroit. You ain't from Michigan.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Man.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
That one city nobody claims in the state Nashville.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
And I ain't Tennessee. Man, That ain't Tennessee.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Man, Florida keys. Shit, that ain't Florida, man, that's Bermuda bro.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
I should make up that Shamaica. Man. That ain't any
part of.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
New York City. Man, that ain't New York what.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
I'm pretty sure it is sure that that's all in
New York? Due? Isn't that all New York is New
York City?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
I told that joke and there was a guy outside.
You said you had somebody. The guy goes, man, this
is so fascinating.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
What is this for? Whatever?

Speaker 3 (54:59):
If it was just fortunate luck. To my left, there's
a stanchiap and a sign that says Sore Losers Convention
Category ten. Nobody can get in VIP. And I'm like, yeah,
it's a real exclusive. It's a coach's conference. We all
have a podcast. He goes, that's fascinating. How do I
find it?

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Just on your phone? Man, just type in sore Losers.
I hope you enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Dude, blown away by it that we were having a
live podcast.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
And I talked to these guys in the back and
they were there for a USA.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Hockey something like a real conference, and they asked me
all about, oh, so what do you guys do at
your conference? I'm like, well, it's not really And I
explained it to him, like that's pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Can I look it up?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
And they lifd it up on their phone and the
one guy goes, let me get a picture with you.
What though, So he got a picture with me, and
then three other dudes standing against the wall. They're like, hey,
so what do you guys coach?

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Like, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (55:45):
He goes, well, because this guy coaches high school football,
So what do you guys coach? Ahmah yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
And I was like, well, actually we coached nothing.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
I said, we just do a podcast, and we always
you know, we everybody gets to the conferences, and so
we wanted to invent a conference. They're like, oh yeah,
we really like that's a great idea.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
That's really funny.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
And what I was mad about because we did a
stand up for like ten minutes. Ten minutes we started, guys,
we did Tom Brady and Aaron Andrews. Hey Tom over
to you TV. Thanks, Aaron over to you, EA, Thanks
Tom already you KG. It's Kevin gear over to Tom Ornaldi,
no nickname for you, it's so already your TV. It's
EA from the sideline, Like nobody calls them those nicknames,

(56:23):
but they all call it for each other. I didn't
finish my joke good enough. When I was explaining the
Coaches Conference, I said, they're chefs that all call each
other hey chef, Hey chef. And then you had teachers,
Hey teach, what's up teach? And I didn't say the
origin story of coach. Oh, it comes from the Indianapolis
Colts locker room. We had a guy was a mole
and he was in there on the inside and he goes, yeah,

(56:45):
everybody at the Colts calls each other coach.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
So they just started doing it. And then he moved
to Nashville.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
He started calling us coach. We started calling him coach.
Then we made a podcast made Merchandise, and we started
calling everybody coach, and we made a conference called Coaches Conference.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
I didn't damn tell the story right. Yeah, I'm very
disappointed when you didn't tell it right. I was like,
damn right, Race.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
That was a good origin story.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
I wish I would have said it like that. Hey,
Bay didn't even make it the category ten man. She
was done, dude. She woke up at five am and
tapped out she was done.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Well, she's currently still done. She got the same thing.
The whole Facebook page got.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Yeah, but Category ten was awesome. It was phenomenal. It
was a good game, snow game Rams Eagles.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Okay, can I say something beautiful? Our snow game is stupid.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Because the receivers aren't getting good track shit.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Right, Like it's cool to see, but it's really not
that great of football.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
It's sloppy. It's so you anticipate.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Oh, it's so fun it's snow game, but it's like,
do you really like the snow game.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
You're not seeing the best routes. Receivers are dropping.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
But I will say, hey, Maggie Stafford played pretty well
in snow Sake. They lost, but he still played pretty
well in the snow Yeah, that was my fault. I mean,
our our predictions on that last pod maybe not the best,
but Category ten and everybody's saying bye Miguel, and you
know Vicky.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
They're driving back to Dallas. Bye bye. Landon Loker. No show,
no call, no call, no show. He didn't show up
this year.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
This was tough. The goodbyes. I caught Miguel video of
him out. Might have been a tear, no might have
been I go absolute legend leaving he was emotional. A
lot of the guys see not a lot of words.
Women great with their words. They kept it together. Some
of the guys were pretty tight lipped. I think they're

(58:29):
holding back the tears. And that's just me. Justin, I mean,
he he had.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
A hell of a weekend.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Justin cleared his entire schedule to hang out at the convention.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
That's Jim. He doesn't even do that for us when
we're trying to plan our wedding.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
When he didn't do that, we're trying to play golf.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Dude, I gotta work.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
He goes, Hey, I cleared my whole schedule. I'm off
till Wednesday. I just wanted to be able to go
to everything.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
I mean, Amy and Brandon, let me tell you. They
told me.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Amy said I might have to start calling you Irish because
I was Irish goodbye. And then halfway through the Eagles
game at Category ten freaking phenomenal sportsbook set up, I
was like, they Irish goodbye. It so I put on
the Facebook page. I was like, I guess i'mbout to
call you guys irish. Twenty minutes later I found him.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Sitting there at the table. They just Irish roomed. No, No,
they were just sitting right there on the side.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
I just didn't see in my two packed my alcohol
eyes were not doing me too well.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
At that point, I was like, ah, there they are.
Sorry about that, guys. If you see the post, you
might want to know that I didn't mean it. Some
of our dudes, no not to be named.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Happy.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
They were in front of the Eagles ladies. Yeah, trying
to shoot their shot. Oh, somebody comes over, goes. They
paid like one hundred and fifty dollars for these seats.
Can you guys sit down in the middle of them
shooting their game?

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Oh? That sucks. That sucks. But yeah, I mean it
was great.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
And I told everybody goodbye, and they were like, hey,
you gonna go watch the Bills game with us. Buddy
Glass and Calloway and Rosanna and all them. We're gonna
go watch the Bills. Ravens and I looked at him
and I said, hell no.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Nikody and Ryan they went justin. I go, Hey, here's
my favorite bar. Y'all go there, have a great time.
I had to go back to work.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Then I had to go home.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Man, and I sat down on the couch, laid down,
I fell asleep real quick, man.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
No, man, I was still here at work man while
you were sleeping.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Yeah, but you thought the convention ended there. Let me
tell you how the convention ended. Right after this ray
we ended in the red No I got an email
says the end of the convention.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
All the boys who were staying at the same Air
and B walked Buddy Glass outside on their way back home.
Buddy Glass decided to ignore the traffic light and started
walking across the street. It was a really poor decision
because a Ford Fusion came screaming down Eighth Street and
hit Buddy Glass, his left arm maybe missing before the

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next convention. Thank goodness, Brandy was available to wrap his wounds.
We have confirmed by every other boy that Buddy Glass
was in the wrong, and he is invited to future conventions.
Go bills be Buddy Glass got hit by a car.
Buddy Glass got hit by a fucking car. He got

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hit by a car. He got hit by a freaking car.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Well, dude, do you understand freaking Kolby had a traffic
coat on his head night one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Dude, Buddy Glass got hit by a Ford Fusion. Bro
Look at this. I mean he got hit by a car.
Was he in the house with everybody?

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Yeah, that's a good group.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
That is a good group.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
I heard Miguel was doing some plumbing work the first night.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Yeah, he was. He was chetting. The toilet was clogged
or something, so he was down there checking it. Danny
and Mario were in there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
They were crazy, uh, And I cut it off the
live podcast. Guys, we didn't want to going on the internet.
Capy did do with a butt plug.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Just leave it at that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
You guys are gonna have to come to the next convention.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
You set that off.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
I had to because now I was on there all right,
because the microphones were supposed to be low, but I
was able to boot him up where you could hear
the people talking.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Good, Hello, how you doing. We're almost done? We're almost done.
I don't think there's any trash. But that's the light
of that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
The bathroom it's always closed because she's cleaning. But doesn't
she see on air like she doesn't know what that means?
I no, okay, right, she doesn't. But yeah, Buddy Glass
is okay. He's expected to make a full recovery. But
he was hit by a ford.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
I didn't know that until right now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
That's why I waited to save it. Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
He was a blast besides the chugging moments.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Three b Yeah, great girl, great girl, great girl.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Yeah, she takes care of him.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Hey, rebduche great, They're all great.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
I mean its great convention. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Now games Uh in Grassot the game was kind of
boring until the third quarter. I don't know how that
almost came back. But wow, great. Don't really need to
recap it. Ohio State one yay, congratulations.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Were they the favorite to start the year, because I
know the answer. No, Yeah, it was them in Georgia
both plus three hundred. No, I mean, like it's what
was supposed to happen. They're like minus six hundred to
win the division.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Like stop.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Okay, But now we got Bills Chiefs this weekend. And
let me tell you, Pitt.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Buddy glass Man, Hey, don't go in traffic, Buddy, that household.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Dude, Buddy needs a win because his wife is the
biggest Chiefs fan, and I just can't deal with Buddy
having to go through another year of the Bills being
eliminated by the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
I just feel for him.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Well, it's either gonna be budd or it's gonna be Pitts.
Pitts is gonna be in a cold dark place those
Chiefs lose man.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Well, let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
I was trying to talk to the Pitts this morning
and he was still upset about the overtime rule, about
how the Bill the Chiefs never got a shot against Brady,
how Brady went down and scored and they never got
the ball.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
He was still mad about it. It's been like six.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Years, and that's when Brady won the Super Bowl. Yeah,
because the Chiefs have been they won two in a row,
but they've been on and off in the last like
eight years. They've won like three.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
It was just it was crazy. He was still mad
about him arguing about the overtime rules. I was like, brother,
I don't it's it's a long time ago. I still
think you have a defense. Let them play defense and
if they don't stop him. But whatever, But he is
fired up. He is fired up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
I wish the games won with Saturday. One was Sunday.
I'll deal with the hand I've been dealt fine on Sunday.
Australian Open this weekend too, it's gonna be great. I
wish one of the games will split spread over to.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Yea Australian Open. I'll be asleep when that's on. I
won't be watching that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
He's at the end of Joker. He withdrew what this
morning wee hours of the morning he with drew after
he beat alcatraz Yep, Nadal and Joker.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
I think finished in the exact same year. The doll
was last year.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
So the winner is though champion without even have to
play the championship match.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
The championship match is Saturday or Sunday morning hours, so.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Whoever it is, got a free ride to the championship.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Yeah, Zaraf and Center damn Yep, Joker just went shook
the guy's hands.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
What number of sinners? He number one? Centers number one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
He's dirty, busted for Royd's the women's winner who was
busted for Royd's swatek she's out. She got bounced by
Madison Keys. That's gonna be a dirty final.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Madison Keys in it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Yep and Saba aba she plays them and then Center
and Zerif.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Yeah, I'm taking the Bills to win. I'm taking the
Bills to win and the Eagles to win.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Is that hold on? Is that a lock? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
It's so nonchalant.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
People Bill's harder money, Bill's money line.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Take it to the bank, Take it to the bank.
That's all I gotta say. Bills are doing it. They've
got to do it. I don't know how the Chiefs
keep winning. They can't be this good. It's unbelievable and
I love that. A reporter asked Patrick mawhomes, Hey, do
you think you're getting the favorable calls?

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
I don't think so. Like, what else is he gonna say,
you dumb ass?

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
All his stats? It was like thirty three penalties to
sixty six.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
But he's not gonna be like, yeah, actually, you know what,
I think the refs like us more and they're just
giving us all the calls.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Like a stupid Like what a stupid question? Is so dumb?
So dumb. We gotta go. Man, what do you think
is gonna happen this weekend? I mean, and what did
I bet?

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
And I just want to say, thank god we got
Ben Johnson. We got Ben Johnson. Look, I don't even
know if the guy can coach. He might be terrible,
but the he was the hot commodity.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
And the Bears never get the hot commodity when it
comes to a coach. We never go after the right coach,
We never go after the right thing. Everybody wanted this
guy and we got him. So for the love of God,
maybe we are gonna be good. Maybe we are about
to turn this ship around and we are gonna head
in the right direction. Caleb Williams is gonna be saved.
The Bears organization may have a light at the end

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of the tunnel. Let's freaking go all those.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Dudes, same school in North Carolina. The water needs to
be invested, investigated. Luke Comb's chase, Rice Ben Johnson, there's
some other guy. All came from the exact same high
school in North Carolina.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Stop. Yep, that's legit.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Saw it on the internet. Don't know if it's true.
And I want to say this. Two years ago, who
won the Super Bowl, Chiefs highest passer rating.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Patrick Mahomes in the entire playoffs? Last year? Who won the.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Playoffs Chiefs highest passerrating Patrick Mahomes?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
This year?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Who won the playoffs? It hasn't been one yet, it
yet was the highest passer rating Patrick Mahomes Jaden Daniels
by a mile.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Watch out.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
I don't need that. Trust me, trust me, trust me.
I'll be sitting pretty. If the Bills do their thing,
if Philly does their thing, I got a couple outside liars.
If the Chiefs do their thing, their long shot parlay,
shut up, sue me. The Lions absolutely fed all my parlays,
so I'm trying to rebuild. Okay, it's taking a second
watch out for Jaden Daniels highest passer rating. Most years,

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that's usually the team that wins.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Good God, have a good weekend, guys. There's a long one. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
That convention was awesome. Everybody that came coaches Convention four,
thank you, a huge success. We appreciate it. When you're
crossing the street, it look both ways. Don't pull a
Buddy Glass, man, Don't pull a Buddy Glass.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Team that makes the final four? Who Final four? Auburn, Yeah,
they're dirty good.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
They're so good. You know who else returned almost every player? Houston.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
They're really good too, man. I mean, hell, they only
gave up like twenty points the.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Other day to Utah. Oh man, we gotta go. That
was a long one, dude. That was great though. That's
that was good, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Yeah, we almost lost the audio though.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
We almost did. Oh god stop. We gotta had it though, yeah, yeah,
they did great. Oh man, I'm tired, but I'm glad
to have my voice back. Man.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
The key for me at that convention was compartmentalizing. What
did I need to do Friday? What did I need
to do Saturday? What did I need to do Sunday.
Don't overstretch myself. Don't overdrink. I did that on Saturday,
didn't do it on Friday. Didn't drink it all on
Sunday because I had to work for me. It was
a flawless convention, except I wish I had a couple
less high noonurs on Saturday. Then I would have been

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able to enjoy the suite with my family a little
bit more instead. A couple of things are a little blurry.
But you know what, things happen like that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Yeah, hey, when alcohol is faw, I mean, you just
don't know when your limit is. When you're in that
party atmosphere, you just want, oh, just one more, just
one more, That's okay. Everybody, your family loved it. And
family loved it. They had your back.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
You did a great job. Man.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
We were all at that club though together on Saturday
night as a family. Oh, Bazer said. She yelled at Miguel. Oh, no,
I guess he tried to get me a vodka Red
Bull and she goes, no, he can only do Nooners
four percent vodka Red Bull. It's probably like ten fifteen percent,
she scolded Miguel.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Oh sorry, Miguel, sorry, thanks for that drink.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
Is it still at Rippy's Yeah,