Las Vegas & Lunchbox Reunited at Last

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right I started it.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh good dude, Hey, I am back.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
You're yelling at me like I'm you're my brother.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm yelling at you like I was yelling at those dealers.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
That's how my brother yelled at me. Oh really, we'll
talk about that on Wednesday. I'm assuming your stories are
gonna take every bit of an hour.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I have a feeling that the whole entire forty five
minutes that we are gonna be here is gonna be
wall to wall Las Vegas stories. Dude. I got a
feeling that there's gonna be no time for Detroit, Michigan.
We can hear about that on Wednesday. But we went
to the sin city, the sin city of the world,

(00:37):
Las Vegas, and I'm telling you, we got off that
plane and we, like Ray said, had a plan. I
went to Las Vegas with a plan. And everybody's got
a plan until they get punched in the mouth, okay,
Tyson exactly. And that's what I had to decide, is
if Vegas punched me in the mouth, was I gonna bob?

(00:57):
Was I gonna weave? Was I gonna continue with that
plan or was I gonna change the game plan? Was
I gonna change the script of what I was gonna do.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Do the intros?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh, we we should probably do the intros.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
And also you did do a decent amount of workout there,
because I just found out you did some stage party
with Jelly Rolls.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I think you just go out there to gamble. You
actually got a couple of responsibilities.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, No, you actually have responsibilities. It sounds like it's
just you're doing nothing the whole time. But no, Like
I had to be at the arena at four o'clock
on Friday am, four pm. But that's what I'm saying.
It didn't start till seven forty five, seven thirty. You know.
See you're there three and a half hours early.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
But you had all day.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well not really if you wake.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Up at eight am.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, truth be told, I woke up at six thirty, so.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You had the entire day until you had to be there.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's miserable. Listen, here's the thing about Vegas. I tell
myself every year, Oh I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Sleep in duh Vegas, Stripper.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm gonna sleep in and make sure you lock up
your wallet so the hookers don't get it. And I
mean I went to bed at like I mean, I'm
getting ahead of myself. We're getting ahead of but safe
code six nine. But I woke up at six thirty,
and it was just like, what, why? Why am I
awake at six thirty?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
There's a time change, dummy.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I understand that. But like back in the day, I
could sleep till ten o'clock in Vegas. Now it is impossible.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Right, So if you're up early, call your wife, tell
her your love her, talk to the kids.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh I probably should have done that, right in.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Said, I hit the tables. Let's start the show.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, let's start the show.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
We gotta get back to Vegas. We gotta get back
over there.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Because we're in Nashville right now. But we gotta go
mentally back to Vegas.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Have to.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
We have to because I have no idea what went on?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
You have no idea. I didn't tell anybody anything.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Are you still married? Still married?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Does Petty go this afternoon? You gotta have a sit down?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh? Man, but I did do it? Why I did
text my wife a couple times over the weekend?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Do live? What? Oh the woe?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Duode three?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
So loser? What up?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Genius, y'all.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Sitison Ray Mundo. I'm from the North. Went to the
North Detroit, Michigan, my hometown this weekend.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
It was awesome.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
And now I live in Nashville North Side with baser
in the country, two acres, two kids at Vandy and
I have a heart attack when I'm seventy two. Enough
about me, more about you and mister Vegas.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah. So I show up at the airport and I see,
you know this guy that we don't really mention his name.
He used to be on the podcast, Arnold. I know
Arnold's still on the podcast. He's there at the airport
with his wife. I looked up with the stripper and
I'm like, hey, man, you guys are in the b
boarding group. Do you think you guys could save me
like a window, Like, have your wife sit the road
behind you so I can have a window because I'm

(03:57):
gonna need to take a nap. Pro's wife went, yeah,
his buddies are are that Guy's wife went actually yeah?
And so I was like, oh cool, all right, yeah,
And so they did that for me. So I sat
right behind the guy that used to be on this podcast.
And I fell asleep for a little while, and then
I woke up, watched a little TV. Don't even know
what I watched. Nothing exciting. Oh I know what. I

(04:19):
watched the Dolphins and Bills. They actually had it. On
the airplane.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh, get to Vegas.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
No, this is good. I am getting to Vegas. How
did you think I got to Vegas?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Cross a couple of time zones.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
No, on an airplane to Vegas. You don't understand, That's
what I'm saying. And then we touched down in Vegas.
We're getting off the plane and this guy mentioned me.
He goes, hey, my wife checked a bag, so we
got to go to the you know, check baggage thing,
the baggage claim And he goes, you can go ahead
and go without us if you want. It's like, no, man,
don't worry. We'll share share a cab. Share a cab.

(04:52):
You know we used to share a podcast, smart move,
we used to share a podcast. But we'll share a cab.
Don't worry about it. I'll wait.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
That'll save you thirty dollars on the back end when
you need to make it back on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Correct, And so I'm sitting there going all right, share
of waters. Let sure took a long time for those
bags to come. I'm sitting there getting antsy, like I'm
wasting time. Man, I'm not getting a gamble right now.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
They got slots in the airport.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, I don't really do that because I'm scared those
don't really pay out. I'm like, oh, those are for
all the suckers. But I'd rather get to the casino.
No where I can choose for a million slot machines,
a million black jack tables, a million crabs tables. But anyway,
finally get the bag. He went and bought a bottle
of wine because they were gonna have a wine night.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Wow, that is a legit move. Continue And so I
was like, all right, man, let's let's go.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
And I'm texting Ginny and Andy, my friends that are
meeting us there, and they're like, oh, we're already at
the hotel. You know what I mean, just let us
know what you're playing. I was like, all right, we're
just landing. We're at the baggage claim. We're gonna be
heading over that way. And so we get in the
cab and we drive the get to the hotel. And
as we're getting out the cab behind us, our cab

(06:05):
drivers getting our bags out of the trunk. The passenger
and the cab behind us gets out and starts yelling
at our cab driver and says, you need to learn
how to drive, good star, what the hell is your problem?
And the cab driver goes, what you need to learn
how to drive?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Cab drivers sound like you?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
And it wasn't even the other cab driver got it
was the passenger Vegas, What in the hell is going on?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Still groggers Yes.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm like, I just woke up from a nap on
the plane and my cab driver's about to get beat
up in the drop off zone. And the cab driver
sticks out his hand and goes, thank you and shook
the guy's hand.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I don't know if the guy was drunk or what,
but whatever. So we go in and we got to
check in right, A long line to check in taking forever,
and I am very impatient. I'm just like, man, this
is wasting my time.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Could also bag drop and start gambling. Was that an option?
Or you needed to wait in the line.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I feel like I needed to wait in line because
it was already you know, eight pm, Vegas time. So
I needed to get my room so I could. You know,
I didn't want have to do this do that, it
would have been a hassle.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
We did bag drop in Detroit time crunch. You don't
always have to get the room, just drop a bag.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
It's really smart to do that. And so we were
about to be next and then the invited guest, like
the VIP lady, sticks her hands on and goes, oh,
you can come over here. I'm like, huh oh, yeah,
invited guests here. I'm gonna go over here. Guys invited guests,
Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
You got a hoodie on a torn backpack.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
He's basically I'm like, I walk up and who is he?
I'm like, can you take a picture of me? So
everybody thinks I'm an invited guest right now?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
And the guy, how did they know you were? I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
It was just that person. That person was available, like
invited guests don't have to work. And then wait in
the normal line, but since there's no line over there,
they helped the gin pop got it. And so I
go up to the desk and it's a guy that's
gonna help me, not the woman that waved me over
and he's like, oh, I was welcome today, you know,
let me have your I d please well to park

(08:00):
and no are you And he was like, oh, I
have you down staying for three nights, leaving on Sunday.
And I was like that's correct. He goes, okay. The
highest floor I can get you on is floor eleven
and I said okay, great. He goes, okay, would you
like to be near the elevator or far away from
the elevator? And I'm like, I don't care, but deep

(08:23):
down I thought, after thinking about it for a minute,
I was like, actually away from the elevator right because
people coming in and out off and on, Like it's loud,
it's annoying.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Do you want to be right next to noise or
far away from it? Oh, it's a tough question.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, So I sat away from the elevator and so
he put me away from the elevator and I'm like,
all right, should I just go to the room right now? Now,
I'll walk back and check and see what that guy
is doing that you know, used to be on the
podcast with us, and they were still checking in because
they were gin popped. They went over the invited guests,
you know. So they were still talking on the person's desk.
So I sat there and waited, and they got their

(08:56):
keys and we start walking. He goes, do you want
to do that hundred on red now?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Jeez?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
And I'm like, hey man, it's tradition.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Play still smell good, Oh, dude.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Aria smells amazing, Like I don't know what it is
about the smell of are you And I don't like
get infatuated with smells, like I don't really that place
smells amazing.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
They still recover them from me and Bezer and we
rinse their ass. Last Thanksgiving, dude.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Half the slot machines had no power because of you guys. Yep,
And it had a sign said close due to ray
and bang yep, right next to that roulette. And so
I was like, yeah, man, let's do it. Let's do it.
And I said, well, we got to make sure you
pick one with not three greens. No, three greens.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
They've removed them.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
No, there's still some.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I just saw a report they've started to remove them.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
That's smart. Idiots are playing the three greens. I'm like,
you guys are idiots, and he goes, all right, whatever
you're feeling you pick one and I see a roulette
table and I'm like, that's the one man. That's it.
So we go up with our bags. I hand them
two hundred dollars. I said, I'll take one black chip
and Nichols please, which are five dollars chips Nichols. So

(10:07):
I take twenty and I put it on red twelve,
I take twenty. I put it on red eighteen. I
take twenty, put it on red nineteen. I take twenty,
put it on red twenty one, and I take twenty
and put it on black seventeen. Got them, and I
put one hundred on red.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
So had seventeen, eighteen, nineteen and twenty.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
One and twelve. Yes, And then he puts his one
hundred on red.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Don't care?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, who cares about him? And the ball starts spinning, spinning,
And I mean, this is my plan, this is my
my opening bet every Vegas trip.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
That I go.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
It's so fun to have a little excitement. I mean,
in verse thirty seconds, you're about you could be down
two hundred dollars, just like that. And the ball goes
bound by b b b b by bounce by bound
bound by bounce.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Red eighteen readteen, we had seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty one,
and twelve.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh my god, Red, Welcome the Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Let's party?

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Let me don't even tell me so Nickel Nickel times
thirty six point eighty.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
But you lost then?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Hold on, I had twenty dollars on eight Nickel, I said,
I got Nickel chips and I put twenty on each number.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Hey times thirty six. You've got one, seven hundred and twenty.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Plus the one hundred on Red eight twenty.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Oh oh that's a good start.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Welcome to Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
That's wild.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Welcome to Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Can you draw our listeners a map and put it
on Facebook for him? Because I'm sure Brandon will be
there tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I mean, yeah, it's really easy. Red twelve.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
No, the freaking table you hit on?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh, I can show you that one.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, it's next to Hobbyers.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah. Uh no. I wasn't near Hobviers. It was right
kind of towards it, right where the elevator bank was.
Really basically there was a.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Hobbyers in Detroit. No, but it got robbed so they
shut it down.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh and so then he was like, all right, you're
gonna go to your room now. It's like yeah, because
I was supposed to meet Ginny and Andy. They were
already in the lobby and they were like, all right,
we'll grab a drink and i'll be I was like,
I'll be right back down.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Were you drinking starting to drink? Well?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I no, I just got there. I just got my bag.
I hadn't even got off the plane. I literally hadn't
putting my bags down yet. The cocktail waitress didn't have
time to come by.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
I don't see a problem.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
It was only thirty seconds into the trip.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh gotcha?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
And I mean I was just playing one vet and
so then I decided, a heck, man, I just won
that one. Let me put ten dollars on my numbers again, each.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Number seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twelve, twenty one.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yep. And so I put ten dollars on each one.
Here we go, here we go, here we go. No winter,
no winter, no winter. Okay, all right, so there goes
fifty dollars. All right, Let me try to get Let
me try to get ten dollars on each number. Ten
dollars on each number. Not a winner, not a winner,

(13:13):
not a winner?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
All right?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
I guess I'm gonna go drop my bags off now.
So so I saw I gave them, you know, one
hundred dollars back, you know what I mean, after that
big win, the excitement of all that.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
That is organized and very good play.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
It's a very good plan. It's like you said, you
gotta have a plan, and my plan was a bet
that right when I get there, boom, and then I
go upstairs drop my bags off, and I go back
downstairs and I go look at that bar where Andy
and Jenny were at. I don't see him anywhere.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
You bragged to the family at home, the mere wife
taking care of your kids, that you want money or
you don't want to jinx it.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
No, I didn't even didn't think about it. Ray, Let
me see about text he that night right then when
I hit I.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Just wonder, I used superstitious guy like me. I don't
like bragging the times I've gone on a solo mission
to bazer right away, because then it's like, if I
lose it, I come home with I think you almost
want to kind of surprise him with money at the
end of the trip. If that makes sense to you
truck drivers, you guys probably know.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, Okay, here we go. Made it to the hotel.
She said, oh good. I was just getting my phone
to say good night taking care of our kids. And
I said, and then that's it.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
So I didn't So I didn't tell.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Her the hell of the sentimental message.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Man.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, I didn't even tell her, uh Vegas honey, yep.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
So that was it.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
So I didn't tell her anything about the wind. I
was just saying if I did text her about that win.
So I was like, all right, cool, you know what
I mean, that's noting happening here. So I couldn't find
Andy and Ginny anywhere, and so I text her and
she's like, oh, we're with the sports book. So I
walk over there and they're like, oh, you want to
go gamble and I'm like whatever, And I was like
I could eat. They're like, oh, I could eat too,
I'm pretty hungry. And I was like, all right, we
go to that ding Tou fung or something that's something

(14:52):
that die too fun or something in the Aria and
they're like, oh, we're going there for lunch tomorrow. Like
we've never been to hobby Ears. I'm Mike, you've never
been hobby Airs.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Let's go to hobby Airs and the Lunchbox did a
bit on The Big Show.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Where you got reservations for listeners at hobby Airs.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
It's a delicious restaurant. There's the backstory and no, I
just think it's really good. And so we go ask
for a table for three and they say it's gonna
be about twenty thirty minutes. Like all right, well wait
then we just stood around the bar area. Jenny went
and played Bubble Craps.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Also where your wife met a backup quarterback Chase Daniel
a couple of years ago.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yes, and so me and Andy snagged two seats at
the bar. There's not a third one. So she he's like, oh,
don't worry, she can just stand and eat you guys.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Man't care about your weapon and ladies.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
And he's texting her, Hey, we're sitting down at the bar.
We're sitting down at the bar. But she's over there
just playing bubble Craps losing her ass. Oh in And
she came over finally she's like, oh my god, why
do I ever play bubble Craps? I never went at
bubble Craps. She was playing the bubble yeah god, And
Andy was like wow, who knew that a computer. You
don't win on a computer.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
That's crazy that he can zip his upper lip because
you don't bad mouth bubble yo.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
He bad mouthed it. And then luckily the guy right
next to Genny got up or next to Andy, so
Jenny was able to sit down. Oh good, so it's perfect.
So we all sat there and ate. But bam but
bam mm. Then it's like, you know, they're like, oh,
what do you want to do? You guys want to
go gamble? Like all right, yeah, let's go gamble. So we
went and played some black jacket the aria.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
But do you have some time to burn here? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
It is the first night.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Man.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
You're wide open right now with your storytelling. It's not
any work, no, no, no, this is the night we got there. Man,
there's no no, no rush to get to Scuba. Had
crap to do. Sorry. Yeah, during the day, okay, my bad.
I wasn't there, man, I know I was here.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
No, no, you weren't. You were in Detroit.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
No no, no, I was monitoring. Man.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh you're right. Oh yeah, you went to Detroit after that.
So anyway, so I go over find a blackjack table.
Jenny plays a little bit, she loses, so she gets out.
And then it's me and two dudes. Oh no, a
husband and wife, Me and another dude to my left, yankie,
And we're sitting there, playing and playing. And let me

(17:04):
tell you, Vegas has changed. How so Vegas has changed?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
I was just there at Thanksgiving? What's changed?

Speaker 2 (17:11):
I was at that table, right, you guys were kissing
each other. No, no, that's happened all the time in Vegas.
I'm sitting there, and I mean, it's at least an hour, man,
and we have not had a cocktail waitress come by
at all.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Oh no, they've stopped giving free drinks.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, oh, it's a curse of death. Vegas has changed, man,
that's the worst.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
The least you could get is a free drink for
giving them your money.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
And let me tell you, there were some upset individuals
at my table. Gez, the dealer was so nice. The
husband and wife were pissed. The guy to my lut
was pissed. They start yelling, where's the cocktail waitress, where's
the cocktail waitress? Where's the cocktail waitress? Why is there
no cocktail waitress?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
To their say that out loud, Yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
So they bring the pit boss over and she's like,
I don't know. I'm sorry, I'll try to call them,
you know, and nothing, nothing, nothing, And we're like, this
is unbelievable. We've been here for this long. And then
one guy's like, I've been here for an hour and
forty five minutes. Not a single cocktail, not a single cocktail.
Oh no, not a single cocktail has come by hair

(18:16):
after an hour and twelve minutes due to my left set. Guys,
I'll be back. What do you guys want? He went
to the bar and brought us all drinks back.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Hey, that's why you love black jack. That is why
I love black jack. You become friends with everybody. Husband
and wife throw him a twenty five dollars chip and
he's like, no, no, I don't worry about it. He's like, no, no,
you bought our drinks.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
What did you do the fake throw?

Speaker 2 (18:37):
And I was like, I was like, dude, you didn't
have to do that. That's badass. Dude. I was like,
that's bad ass. And the and our dealer then goes
on break and she was like, don't worry, there'll be
a cocktail waitress over here. I'm gonna go yell at them.
I'm like, oh, okay, you're gonna go get you're the
as a dealer. You're gonna go yell at the cocktail waitress.

(18:57):
Can I follow you along so I can need audio? Yah,
need audio. So we come back from she comes back
from brace, She's like, oh, I talked to him, and
I mean two minutes after she came back and break,
guess who showed up cocktail waitress? So she really did.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I mean it was Vegas. I thought you're gonna go
a stripper or some No, no, no, Rave's a massage artist.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Oh no, no no, But you want to know what's
they're every three minutes a massage person. There wasn't a
massage person that came by the table every five minutes.
They had twelve massage people working the floor. One cocktail
waitress that took an hour and thirty two minutes to
show up at the table.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Try being good looking.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
You know how many times I get propositioned. You're lucky
it was just a massage first.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
And so they're still complaining and the pit boss comes
over again, and the dude to my lest like, it's
unbelievable that I had to get up and go to
the bar. They're still complaining and buy a round of
drinks for everybody because you guys couldn't get a cocktail
waitress over here. He goes, I come here five times
a year. This is unacceptable, unacceptable.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Good. I love this. I love the emotion out of
these people. It needs to change. There should be a
cocktail every ten minutes. And so the pit boss like,
let let me go see what I can do. Let
me go see what I can do. He goes, he
comes this way and he comes back. He's all right, man,
what's what's your last name? And he tells him his
last name. He goes, where are you staying? He goes,

(20:21):
I'm staying at the fadar and he goes, all right,
circles it.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Here's a voucher for breakfast for two, gives it to
the guy to my left, walks over to the husband
and wife, gets their name. You got to stay in here.
There's gonna be breakfast for two, or you can try
to get you know, some food on the way back
to your room tonight. But here you go. Is that is?
And he goes, I'm sorry about that. We'll we'll we'll
try to do better. Awesome and I go, hello, Oh,

(20:47):
do I not get deep breakfast? And I'll tell you
after the break I said, do I not get deep breakfast?
And he goes, oh, I thought you're homeless? Are you
not with him? What the I'm like, no, I date
a woman, idiot. I'm like, no, that ain't my dude.
I mean, I said, not that he's not a nice guy,

(21:08):
but you know, I mean I think he's here with
someone else, and I don't think his wife would appreciate
me showing up to breakfast with him. Oh oh, sorry
about that. I'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
You've been our lowest spender. We didn't offer you.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
He was like, well, they're playing one hundred dollars and
you're paying twenty five. Okay, you know, like we don't
really give a crap about you, you know what I mean? Yeah,
all right, I understand that one of my job. And
he comes back and he was like, you know, breakfast
for two. And here's the funny part. He's all right,
it's back in the room. Can I get it for two? Exactly?
I'm like, he's only gonna give me a breakfast for one,
but he gave me a breakfast for two. So the

(21:40):
next so I was like, heck, yeah, I put that
in my pocket, and then the Blackjackets started going downhill
and I ended up losing a couple hundred. It was
like one thirty in the morning, and I was like,
all right, man, I think I'm gonna go to bed.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Gotta get up for breakfast.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Gotta get up for breakfast. And so that was a Thursday,
and I went to bed, and I'll tell you about
everything else right after this. So I decided to do
something that I don't usually do. I took a shower
when I got back in the room, because I always
think maybe that that's why I don't sleep well in Vegas.
It's because it's I'm dirty, Like do you feel gross?

(22:20):
Maybe a shower will let me sleep in. I'll get
some good sleep. My god, no, I wake up all
the time because the damn comforter is too heavy, it's
too hot. And then I wake up at six point
thirty because I just can't sleep in and I'm so
pissed off. So I sit there in bed and I'm like, well,
what am I gonna do? And so I sit there

(22:41):
and I'm like all right, you know, I get dressed
and I go.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
To breakfast right and it's Vegas.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, I understand it's Vegas, but you don't want to
be up all day.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I've never woke up in Vegas and said, what am
I gonna do? Continue your story? Well, here's the honey
like her, Baser, you're me and I say, hey, we're
in Vegas. I have no idea what I'm gonna do today.
You're an idiot.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Well there's a problem here.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, yeah, there's there's prostitution, there's gambling, there's any sin
you want? Is there? At your figuretips.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
I didn't have anybody to look over at. I'm by myself.
I couldn't look over at anybody and be like, hey,
what do you want to do today? It was just me,
brothel around the corner.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
It was just me. Man.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
I wasn't gonna go to the M and M factory,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
And I get the candy shop. Baser likes those candy drakes.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, I'm like, all right, I guess I'll just get up,
and you know, I guess I'll go to breakfast. And
so I get up and I you know, brush teeth everything,
do all that, go to the bathroom, and I'm like
all right. So about eight o'clock. I'm walking up to
the breakfast place. You know what I mean, just here
we go, let's get the day started. And I walked

(23:53):
up and there's a line, A line, see a line,
And I'm like, man, I don't want to wait line.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I'm sing.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
I sit at the bar and they're again. I go
in bars completely full, no seats at.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Eight am, yes, Vegas.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
I'm like, God, leave, what are these people? I thought
I was beating the breakfast crowd.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
What a beautiful place. They're my kind of people because
they get up early.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
There. Half the people get up early, half the people
sleep till two. I mean, it's just it's a random
you never know what's gonna hit. And so I was like,
all right, I guess I'll go and try at the
bar again.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
No.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
No, So I was like, where am I going to go?
And I walk out of the restaurant. I'm just standing
out there, going, man, where am I gonna eat? Where
am I gonna eat? And then the far left of
the bar, I see a girl folder napkin and put
it down and I beline it and I sit down.
Before they could even clear her platelicky split.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I finished her biscuit.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
And so I like that, and since I had breakfast
for two, I ordered two meals.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Man.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Nice, heck yeah if I'm and so my breakfast cost
a total of five dollars, and of course they want
to tip on that. Well, yeah, then I tipped on
top of that.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
I got it cooked in there.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
They add it in there, dramming up your and then
I'm like, all right, man, well it's about nine five now,
maybe ten o'clock, and I guess I'll go gamble.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Man, But did anybody hit you up to do breakfast together?
I don't know, iHeart, you're there with your company, idiot.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Let me see how many people from my iHeart texted
me this weekend. Let me check. Uh zero.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Well, I've been here with all my friends from work.
Nobody wants to hang out.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Nobody sent me a text from my heart. Jeez, nobody.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Back in the day, we were always meeting up with people.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, I'm gonna checked. No, still nothing, man, still nothing.
So I hopped around, you know what I mean, And
I told you I was only gonna play crafts at night.
There was people at the crafts table. So I played
for a little bit. Nothing lost, some money played, some
blackjack lost, some money.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Originally, you know you're at the eight the night before
you're still up though.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, went played some roulette, lost some money, and then
it's like, uh, what time are you doing?

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Just Arius? So far? Have you hit another couple's casinos?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Not just Arius so far? All right, especially because it's
ten o'clock in the morning, I don't feel like walking anywhere.
And you know, because what if someone texted me and
was like, hey, you want to get together the monorail?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Well, yeah, me and Beazer love it.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
No, I understand, but I'm saying, like, what if someone
texted me it was like, hey, you want to get
you know, go down and gamble someone from my heart?
I mean, it never happened, so I was safe. I
could have left. I could have gone anywhere.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Guys, A small ad me and Baser using the monterail
every time in Vegas you can hit up twelve casinos
in twelve hours.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Continue.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
I will say, though, this is the right thing.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
In the Westgate Home of Convention CC one, yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
The original. I will say. I do not mind Vegas
by yourself because you can just do whatever you want
and there's always something to do.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Why do you think I've gone to Evansville solo and
Tunica solo or wherever that other one is.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, Tunica yeah. And so I was like, yeah, that's great, Yeah,
this is great. We'll We'll just do this. That's fine.
I'm gamble some more. And then it's like noonish and
Ginny Andy are done eating lunch. They'd ate lunch at
eleven and they were like, oh, you know. They get
down like twelve thirty one o'clock and they're like, oh,
you know, what are you doing. I'm like, well, I've

(27:11):
just been hemorrhagic money. I'm losing money. I think I'm
gonna go try to stop the bleeding. Yeah, I think,
you know, it's not working this this morning gambling hadn't worked.
So I think I'm gonna go to the room. And
I did something I've never done in Vegas. I took
a nap right.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Because they say you got to mitigate the losses.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
You got to end it right now, right hot gap,
instead of instead of just forcing it and going all
the time just like boom boom boom boom. I lost
that Black Jab Craps Roulette all that day and I
was like, you know what, I got to be at
the arena at four. It's one o'clock now, and the
concert goes till like midnight, so that's an eight hour
Like I'm gonna be there, so I might as well
go take a nap.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I'm gonna go take a nap. And so I took
an hour and like an hour nap, woke up, got dressed,
went down to the food court, got me a chicken
sandwich from this chicken place. It was phenomenal sole chicken,
are you yeah? It was Seoul chicken, really good chicken sandwich.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
People love your recommendations, so there you go. Guys, we've
said Javier's and sold chicken. And then the child plays
you've recommended it before, but I never can pronounce.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah, I can't Dan. I don't even know Dan ting Fien.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Look it up.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
It's something. So then the guy that used to be
on the podcast, he comes and meets me at the
Chicken place and he's like, we're gonna walk over the
arena together, and I was like, hey, man, I got
to stop by the sports book. Man. I was like,
I gotta get some winnings back.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, are you doing any sports betting?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Well, this is yeah, I did.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
I did.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Forget to bet on the Tigers, and thank god I did.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
It was a ten to one. Brought in a utility
player to pitch. Yeah, thirty six mile an hour fast.
But that's pretty cool. It was pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
I've never seen that in person.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Got grounded out for the Braves.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
That's fun. So I was like, man, I got to
get some of this money back.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
And I was like, all right.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Iowa was playing at Rutgers. Iowa was favored by two
and a half. Let me tell you what Rutgers can't do.
They can't score on Iowa. Let me take Iowa minus
two and a half.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Iowa's quarterbacks set the the first two games of the year,
they did win or lose. It was close to the
third game, but the first two games they he set
the record for the worst quarterback. He had like eighty
yards passing gotscoff it in.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
I don't even know who plays for Iowa. I think
Kirk Ference is still there. I'm not sure he is
a fossil. He's rib. They never They're just an average
team that sometimes plays good defense. But Rutgers, when they
play them, it seems like they dominate them every year.
So I was like, give me, rut give me Iowa
minus two and a half, and I slapped some cash
down on that. Put it in my wallet. Walk to

(29:31):
the festival.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
You do app or you do the book.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
I walked up to the window, old school, walked up
to the freaking window.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
Hi there, I'd like to pay cash, just like our
grandfathers and my grandfather has done for years past.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
That's right. I would like to keep you guys employed.
I don't need that stupid machine over there where I
have to scroll and scroll and scroll. I can just
walk up to you and say, hey, I would like
number three six two to one Iowa minus two and
a half. Yeah, that's what I want. Okay, thank you.
Slip check it, yep, you have your player's cards. Zoop
zap it. Cool, here we go, put it in my wallet.

(30:06):
Let's walk over to the freaking uh T Mobile arena.
And I got to host this jelly Roll watch party.
It's a sound Check watch party, so I got to
watch Llo Cool Jay do his and then jelly Roll
I had to go up there introduce him Friday. Yeah,
in this Friday, he plays three songs and then I do.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
It last.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
The center and I only have for help talk to
God when I need a favor, Jelly, I need a favor.
I need to win some money, you know what I mean.
We're in Vegas, and you know what I mean. Like
this this morning, the game we didn't go so well,
so I really liked some.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Help, Jelly, I said, last night, I'm a.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Center. So then I was like, all right, cool, let's
uh let let's let's do this. We did the concert.
Concert was great. It was fun, you know, Jelly roll
LL cool Jay Jay audio, Yeah, go ahead, man, hello,
hold on cool jumba two. And he did give me

(31:12):
a fist bump, which was pretty cool him coming off
the stage giving me a fist bump. I did appreciate
that from LL.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
And Uh.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Then I saw Tate McCray walking around backstage they had
she had like five hundred people with her.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Is she attractive?

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah? I heard she's good looking, good looking man, good looking?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
And like, is she taller than me?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
I think she's taller than you, but by a foot?
Yeah probably. I felt like it. Maybe she had heels
on because she had a long dress when I saw her,
So I don't know. And I watched the performances of whoever,
I don't know who the last one I watched Reform
that night. I didn't watch now he was the second
night Tate McCray. I didn't watch her perform because I
was Tim closed it down. No, that was the night before.
That's the next night. Was it that?

Speaker 6 (31:53):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Diplo big X the plug. He was the one that
closed it out, dude. And let me tell you. After
Tate McCray, everybody evacuated.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
The Oh what happened?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
No, they were just ready to go, and so Diplow
went out all high. So I watched a little bit. Yeah,
I watched a little bit of Diplow and then I
was like, I got a dip and so I texted
Genny and Andy and they're like, we're ready to go
the meat.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
That was funny, dude, that was funny. Never mind, continue
your story.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Thank you. They're like, let's meet by the hearts. I'm like,
all right, let's go to the hearts. They have these
hearts out front.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Of the arena.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
You take pictures in front of them.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Good plugs.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
So we did our annual picture for the iHeartRadio Music Festival.
And then they're like, oh, right, where do you want
to go gamble. I was like, I'm New York, New
York's right there. Why don't we go do it? And
they're like, all right, we gonna play some black jack.
I'm like, no, we're playing craps. Like we got to
play craps.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Haven't played it yet? No, I have.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
I lost a little bit that morning, but I was like,
we got to play some craps. Yep, like that, that's
where the fun is at. And bubble or with a person.
No person just had to ask, Now, I don't do bubble.
I don't do bubble, big bubble guy. I know Jenny
had already lost their money on bubble, and don't trust
the bubble. I don't trust the bubble. I do not
trust the bubble. And so we went over to the

(33:01):
craps table. We buy in. Here we go stack our chips.
One person rolls, nothing happens, nothing good, okay, cool. Next
Ginny's turned to roll and we got to do the features,
all tall, all small, hit them all right, win one thousand,
got to and she's like, I don't think I'm gonna
do that. I'm like, you always bet that. There is
never a time you don't bet that, And the time

(33:22):
to place the bet is on once the table's cleaned out. Yes,
on the first roll. That's the only time. Yeah, that's
the only time you can do it. And so I'm like,
you gotta do it. What do you mean you're not
gonna do it. She's like, Okay, she puts them up there,
and let me tell you. She goes, I'm not drunk enough.
I'm usually only good at rolling when i'm drunk, and
I'm not that drunk yet.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Get her a shot.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
I'm like, well, Andy, what are you doing standing here?
Go get us some drinks, dude, get.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Her a saxophone.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yeah, like, he goes, I'm gonna go get some hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
I'm like, all right, dude, he wants a missile in
the heart of Vegas.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
He's gone, He's gonna go get a port missile. So
he disappears. Drink late. Hey, let me tell you New York,
New York. It hadn't changed, drink lady.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
See on top of you gotta go almost the not
super expensive hotels.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Correct, That's that was the whole difference is she was
there all the time bringing us drinks, and Jenny just
keeps rolling and rolling points, hitting points, hitting numbers, no boom,
hitting points, hitting points, boom, still boom. I mean she rolls,
I mean, Andy comes back. I'm like, dude, I thought,
he goes, I thought you want to get hot dogs?

(34:25):
He goes, Oh you better believe I just inhaled two
hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
I'm like, all right, okay, cool, you didn't, he goes.
They asked me if I needed a plate, and I
said no, I just I'll squirt some mustard in my mouth.
Had to ride devour these.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
That's actually funny. Give them a laugh. Didn't want to plate.
You gotta love Vegas.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
It's like, no, and you can square mustard in my
mouth that I'm done with them. That's how quick it's
gonna be. And Genny is just rolling and rolling.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Well, your wife made a name for herself while you
were gone.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
And then all we need is the two and the twelve.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Uh twelve box car at an actual table. Impossible, it
happens at bubble Crabs.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
All we need is the two in the twelve two
gets us, the all small twelve gets us the all team.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Literally need the lowest in the highest numbers. Yes, that's
why I don't play real craps. Bubble it would have
already hit.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
And we are just sitting there and she's just rolling.
Come on, box Car, come on, snake, come on, come
on seven. Crap out, craps out. We were so close.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
And the snake Eyes, I want to say it's less
because I know a ten, which is like it's eight
percent chance to roll a ten. I want to say
snake Eyes is probably about two percent.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
And box Car is about one percent.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
And so I was depressed. So this isn't my turn
to roll, My turn to roll? I roll the dice
three times. Crap out? All right?

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Great?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Was it a table, big table, table, big table, big
with her? Yes? Yeah, yeah. And so then this guy
to my left, I forgot to say, Man, there was
this one guy that I played with the that morning.
He would sit there, he would take the dice and
he would just move them like one by one each square.
He would flip it over, just looking at them. Oh no,

(36:10):
and then he would kind of rub the top of them,
and then he'd kind of give him a practice roll
right there in front of him.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
It was like ten minutes for every role. But he
rolled for a long time.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Okay, he's allowed to do it then if he's a
good role.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yes, he was a good roller. So then that brings
me back to the guy to my left.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
That was an important story right there.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yes, because the guy to my left, older guy, glasses
kind of bald but has a ring of hair around
the side.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Cowboy, I already see him in my head and.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
He does the same thing, but just because of old age, slowly,
slowly puts it right where the number he wants, rolls
it down the table. Boom, good.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, that really affects it. If you turn it on
this one side, it would really do it. Well.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Maybe if you land on the same spot and you
have the same arc. I don't know. There's so many
factors that whatever. And there's new people at the other end.
They're kind of drunk and they're not knowing how to play,
and they keep putting their hands down when the dice
are oute like almost causing problems. Oh and the dealer
keeps saying hands up, hands up, hands up.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Were they hot? No, Well, then get them off the table.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
I agree. But this dude next to me rolls for
like thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Okay, then you know what you're allowed to roll.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Slow dude, he rolled for like thirty minutes. We didn't
hit the all tall, all small. He needed the four
two and twelve, But you're still getting numbers. I am
doing come out roll with every role he's doing, every
role he's doing. If he's not hitting a point, I'm
getting a new point. So I got all the numbers
pretty much.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
So tell me come out roll? What is that? I
don't get it's to come or you're betting the numbers?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
No, No, with the come out roll, whatever he rolls.
Let's say it rolls a six, then you do come
and what does that do? Then you do your odds
behind that. So he has to roll a six now
for you to win.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
But it doesn't have to be that role.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
No, it can be any roll before he rolls the seven.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Oh got it? Okay?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, and then once he hits the point, if he
rolls a seven on the next roll, you win again.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
So why wouldn't you just put your money on the six?
Why do you can do that? You can't?

Speaker 2 (38:02):
All right, if he doesn't roll a six, you can
put it on the six. So I had all these numbers.
I made a lot of money, That's what I'm saying.
If he's rolling for that long, yeah, I made a
lot of money. My chips are starting to stack and
they're starting to be the green and black chips, not
black but green and black. We're twenty five dollars, hundreds,
or we're hundred like a strap, No hundreds, And I
walked away from that table. Up they were talking a purse.

(38:25):
So then he binally rolls a seven, and I walked
away from the table. Up nine hundred a band yet? No, ray,
what's a band? Just nine hundred?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
So you're one hundred away from a band?

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, And so then Genny Andy want to go play blackjack,
but they want to go to these stupid here's my thing.
I don't like the automatic shoes, very annoying.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
My guy John sarah Sani talks about it.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
You can't do automatic shoes. You'll never It's not good
for gambling. You need to have a regular shuffled deck.
There's no break, there's no shuffle. That's you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
You can win.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
I won't play it, so annoying. So they're playing it.
So I hop over to roulette.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I go over to a more.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Expensive blackjack table, lose two hundred dollars real quick, All right, cool,
come back over. Hit a number on roulette, you know,
kind of up and down, up and down. Then finally
it's about one o'clock in the morning, and they're like,
all right, we're gonna walk back. They're staying at the Cosmo.
I'm like, all right, yeah, I'm ready to go late
Friday night. Yeah, late Friday night. So we're walking back
a scuba You almost ready, dude, afternoons? Okay? All right, right,

(39:30):
hold on, we're gonna we're gonna finish Saturday night or
Friday night, and then we're gonna go into Saturday.

Speaker 7 (39:35):
Today's Monday.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
No, no, no, on my storytelling.

Speaker 7 (39:37):
I just walked in from the hallway. I know what's
going on.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
I'm just telling you. We're gonna get to where I
interact with you on Saturday in a second.

Speaker 7 (39:45):
But I saw you Friday too, though, No, I didn't
hit it all Friday.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Not Friday at one am, you did not. I'm like
what anyway, So Ray, I'm like all right, you know,
and I'm walking through the MGM park and there's this
circle bar and guess who. I run into one of
the iHeart people. He throws his arms up and he's like,
where are you been nice? And I'm like, oh man,
I don't think you texted me or anything or said

(40:10):
you want and he goes, where you ben, I'm like
gambling and drinking. He goes, oh, we were thinking about gambling.
I'm like, all right, man, have a good night. And
I walked back to the Aria, and I'd won some money,
so I was like, I'm gonna go sit at this
blackjack table. Now those two hundred all right?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Cool? That was good. That was good.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Then there's a couple dudes playing roulette. So I go
over there and I start playing five dollars a number,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
I hit one number most a minimum roulette Aria twenty five.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
But that's good because I got my five numbers. So
I put five dollars on each boom, just kind of
trying to kill the time. Really, no need, I'm so tired,
I should just go to bed.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Seventeen eighteen, nineteen twelve, twenty one.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yeah, and I tried to get pizza, but the pizza
lion was so freaking long. That's a good pizza, yeah
it is. And I couldn't get any pizza. So I'm
right next the book. Yeah it's a borderline or sports
line pizza, I don't know. And so sports line lines
to these two dudes had just gone to the Chris
Brown concert and then he we hit Black seventeen. Boom,

(41:12):
here we go. And then I just keep chasing, lose
a couple hundred more and I'm like, I gotta go
to bed, But then the little cafe is now open,
so I get me a hot ham and cheese and
I go out to bed.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
At two am, you went half b Marsh, you were
chasing half Yeah, I was chasing.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
I mean, I was just really I was so tired,
and I was like, I didn't even need to gamble,
but I was like, man, I want a little bit
at craps over there. So I was like, maybe I
can continue it over here. And it didn't work. Take
a break and tell you all about Saturday.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Crying music.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Saturday, I wake up. I just hang out in the
hotel and I watched OH on the way I forgot
on the way back. The night before, I stopped at
the computer because I didn't want it to wake up early,
just in case I overslept.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
OH.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
I thought, you don't do this, But it was closed,
so I had to get my money in on tc
You minus seven had to be in on TCU, and
then I had Kansas minus seven first half Kansas minus
thirteen and a half of the games Jalen Dan I
had to hammer them hammer big money. And so Saturday,

(42:15):
I wake up. I watched the TCU game just in
the room because, let me tell you, sports books are stupid, and.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
I'm guessing they won because their quarterbacks are one of
the favorites when the heis.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
They won by eleven. It was it was close, dicey
there for a little bit. They went down by four
in the fourth quarter and I was like, I can't cover.
Then they scored two touchdowns real quick. But I was
very frustrated with the sportsbook because everything is reserved. You
can't sit anywhere, And I'm like, guys, you say reserved
on these tables, but no one is sitting there, so
you're just wasting money. You would rather have common folks

(42:45):
just sitting there buying beer, sure and gambling. So there's
nowhere to sit. So I just watched the game in
my room, which sucks. It's not as much fun because
I don't want to just stand there and not have
a table or anything and just stand there to watch
the game. Everywhere is reserved, I mean. So then I
was like, all right, So I watched the game that
I'm like, I'm hungry.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
You get mad in your room, you throw a pillow.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Exactly, And I walk over to Cosmo and I go
eat up China Pulbano by myself. Then I meet up
with Ginny and Andy and we gamble a little bit,
lose some money, and then I'm like, man, I want
to watch the Kansas game, not the sports book. At Cosmo,
same thing. All the tables reserved, A quarter of them
have people sitting at them.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
But those are great TVs.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
But you can't sit anywhere. You can't so and they
only have the Kansas game on. We made friends with
Oklahoma people, Paezer did. They didn't even have the Kansas
game on.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Now is where Scuba comes in. You keep pointing out,
and so then I know I go back. I'm like,
you know what I got I should have do? So
what do you need?

Speaker 2 (43:40):
I go back to the I'm like, I'm just gonna
go back to the room and watch the Kansas game.
Or what I didn't realize is the reason they didn't
have it on in the sports book is because UCF
and North Carolina took like three hours and went over,
and so the Kansas game had started, but the Fox
Sports one was still showing got preempted stupid North Carolina.
So I went back to the room, watched the Kansas
game once it came on. Then it went to the arena,

(44:01):
watched the show, and then I went and Ginny Andy
weren't gonna gamble after the show. Yeah, they're gonna do
other adults. No, because they've been losing their all night
all ll.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
What I'm saying is when you lose in Vegas and
you you can always do adult stuff, yes, And so.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
There, we're not gonna gamble.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
So they're like me, you can win in some way
in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
So they're like, we'll meet you outside the arena, say goodbye,
and I'm like, all right, goodbye, goodbye, good to see you.
And then I was like, all right, well I'm gonna
go gamble. Like see, Jenny, you were a great time.
They said, we're gonna we'll walk with you to the casino,
you know, we'll just walk with you. And so we
go to the MGM park and I'm like, all right,
I'm gonna play some blackjack. And then they look at
each other and like hourly in Vegas, right now, let's

(44:41):
just gamble, you know what?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
I mean get married.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
So we sat down. We sat down on a blackjack
table for like two hours. For two hours, had great
two dealers. They were so fun. And all of a sudden,
I lose two hundred I'm my god, so I buy back.
I sit there for a little bit and I'm like,
I'm not just gonna sit here. Give me two hundred
dollars more worth of chips. And then all of a
sudden it starts getting hot. I start hitting, I start

(45:03):
stacking chips. I start stacking, I start stacking. Jenny and
Andy go to bed. They're like, all right, we're gonna
get out of here. And they made a couple hundred bucks.
They're out, and I play for about thirty more minutes.
I'm like, I lose three hands in a row, and
I'm like, I'm not going to give it all back.
I'm not, and I push it in and I walk
away up eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
At what point do you see Scuba in the bathroom?
Like when does he come into this story?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
I'm glad you asked that we'll take a break, and
I'm gonna tell you all about it. You Scuba right
when I see Scuba right after this, so I go
to the cashier and I'm like, all right, cash out,
get my money. And then there's two roulette tables right
behind me, and I see a bunch of iHeart people

(45:47):
and I'm like, oh, let me get in there and
play some roulette. And then I look over and Scuba
sitting at a different roulette table, him and just one guy.
I said, Scuba, get over here, get over here. You're
an idiot. You're playing three green. It has three greens
on there. It's your odds a hitting a number are worse.
And he's like, I'm up twelve dollars. What do you
say about that? Or you say you're up five dollars

(46:09):
one hundred bucks okay? And so I buy in with
two hundred with these iHeart people, and I lose the
two hundred and they all bail out. The iHeart people
go they're going to bed, And then Scuba and his
buddy come over to my table, and.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Guys, I like, let me just say, is I like
the two hundred amount because it can really get it rolling,
or if you lose two hundred, it's not the worst
case scenario.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
I like the amount of two hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
So Scuba comes over to the table and his buddy
and then some of the other people that don't gamble
they show up and they're at the slot machine and
I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna buy back in
for two hundred, give me two hundred. Yeah, And I
was like, you know what, you know what, I haven't
used all weekend?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Your hall pass?

Speaker 6 (46:54):
No, right, you're just stand around there, right, yeah, ready,

(47:28):
now right.

Speaker 7 (47:29):
I went to the paper and he pulls that thing
out and we're like, what the hell is this thing?
Because we were at a table next to you and
we were doing really well. And then I was sitting
there with being this kid named Andrew who works with
Elvis Duran another show on the East Coast, and we're
up and we both pulled out two hundred dollars from
the machine, and so he's like, what's I usually do
one hundred? And he goes pull out two hundred. I was, I,
we'll do two hundred, and so we're playing at that table.
I look over and here over the next day were going.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Like, oh this lunchbox.

Speaker 7 (47:53):
Yeah, there's lunchbox over there, and you're like, there he
is talking crap about our table and we're winning a
lot like I'm up.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
On a hundred bucks, but they still understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (48:05):
Yes, the whole but that doesn't mean craft to me
because I just play the same numbers over and over.
I know.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
But when there's three greens, yes, your odds of winning
are less because there's a chance it can hit one
of those. When you go to one with two greens,
your odds are better to win your number.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
I see that.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yes, yes, Wait, if you're trying to bet greens, it's
better for you because the greens I was bet numbers.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
I know that.

Speaker 7 (48:23):
And the second that Elizabeth Fazio and Sam left, our
luck went down. And I was like, okay, now we're
starting to lose money. Let's go to the other table.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
That's why you came over.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
That's on your table because they left. And as soon
as they left, we stopped, we stopped winning. And I
was like, oh, there are a good luck charm. Let's
go sit with him and see what happens over there.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
And so he comes over here and I didn't. I
bought back in for two hundred, and I was just like,
you know what, let me go ahead and pull out
the paper and they was up here.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
By the way, because we're like, what is this thing?
He's pulling out a condom from his wallet.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
This is.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
From Katie clawson Man, she was no. She was a
sales girl in Austin. She liked to go to Vegas too,
and I was talking about my betting on roulette. She goes,
this is what I always bet.

Speaker 7 (49:03):
And I thought we're gonna get arrested because he pulls
out this sheet like he's like counting cards or something,
and am I for sure we're gonna get called, We're
gonna get in trouble. And he pulls a piece of paper,
and so I was going to let starts pulling things out,
and I'm like, we're for sure getting banned tonight.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
And so I am like, okay, here we go. Let's
bet this, let's pay, Let's do the paper, and it's
you bet fifty dollars, no, thirty dollars on ten eleven twelve,
and then you put twenty dollars on twenty three, twenty four,
and fifty dollars on thirty one, thirty two, thirty four,

(49:36):
and thirty five on the all four. And then I
put five dollars on each of my numbers, which are twelve.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Or seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twelve, twenty one. But you already
had it on twelve from her bet, Yes.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
But you sulda it on twelve because I have it
on twelve because my my wife's birthday fourteen anniversary twenty
three Michael Jordan thirty two, Shaquille O'Neil and three for
stuff on marbarry.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
You guys like some twelve I do. It's a weird thing.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
We did though, for chess Day's number on his jersey
growing up. And my sister what was her jersey number
growing up? Number twelve.

Speaker 7 (50:05):
And there's three of us, there, three guys at the table.
It's Me, Andrew and lunch Box and we're all playing
the same the numbers.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
And Angie is spinning the spinning the ball right, Angie's
spinning the ball, and I just pull it and I
put it on there and it.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Goes red twelve, red freaking twelve, and all three of
us like yeah, And we're betting fives, me and Andrew,
so we get one seventy five each, and she has
to go, and he has She has towers of these
green chips and slides them over to Lunch's side and

(50:42):
he's getting like hundreds and hundreds of dollars, if not thousands,
and right.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
So guys are building some skyscrapers on this rout lette
for sure.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
And so then I'm like, Angie, give me some singles.
Let's bet for you.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
He starts, bet.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
I know you could do that legally, right every way?
Who's Angie table lady, table lady?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
A Filipino lady? Who's hooking us? How would I know who? Inji?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Because I said it in the story. You weren't paying
attention and I knew.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Because I was there, But everyone else? Who the hell's Angie?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
And Ray? And I'm feeling so good because I want
eight hundred the other table Kansas covered both bets, freaking
TCU covered their bet, Utip did not cover their bet.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
What about Iowa?

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Iowa covered their bet?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
So I am feeling so good, and I'm like, you
know what, And I'm mad at myself because I only
put five on the numbers, So I only got one
seventy five. I usually do ten to twenty on a number,
And so I was like, and she'd be going back
to back, and so I I upped all my numbers
to ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
And she was recommending stuff as well. I understand might
be illegal. No, the fact that he was betting for her,
Can you do that? Yes? Yeah. Sometimes they'll say, hey,
this is for you. If we win, i'll tip you more.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (51:46):
For the dealer, because the dealer was like taking cash
and like putting it with her, like taking the chips.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Yeah, because I bet those for her her.

Speaker 7 (51:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah, the dealer has an invest a great job.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
We know you're addicted because you're a dealer. I'll bet
for it. Are you let me be the conduit?

Speaker 2 (52:00):
And so Ray, we were like, all right, let's do it.
So we put all the bets out.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
I did.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I did the paper again. I did the exact same bets.
The paper said, yeah, it looks alcohol stained. I know
that somebody jump over their cocktail and it run twelve again.
Is the table going bonk?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Yes, for all three of us.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
I mean Fazzio doesn't even gamble. She's like, what is
going on?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Again? They came back.

Speaker 7 (52:31):
Fazio came back, which which increased our luck again, and they's.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Hugging each other.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
And then Andrew, the guy that Scuba was with from
the Elvis show, he hands me his money goes I
don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Just bet for me. He gave up his own money.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
He just said, whatever you are betting, bet for me.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Because when we got that table good in Vegas, he was.

Speaker 7 (52:51):
And when we got the table back you with their
money and we got to that table, Andrew it was
down because we both started with two hundred dollars and
I was up one hundred and change and Andrew was
almost at twenty dollars left. And at that moment, Andrew
won back to back. So now Andrew's back in the hundreds,
love it, and.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
We are just going bonkers, and then we lose one.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
No, no, no, no, it was a third time.

Speaker 7 (53:11):
It was three in a row. You put the money
on there.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
You oh, I hit the all four, the thirty one,
thirty two, thirty three, thirty four.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Which had ten on it.

Speaker 7 (53:19):
No, the twelve, I have a picture of it. So
twelve hit three times in a row. The twelve it
was that second time, and then the third time came
around again, and you had you had kept the number
of your chips on twelve, and then you and Andrew
bet the row. So not only did you bet the number,
get paid twice on that bet. When twelve hits. I'm
getting paid.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
I understand it. So the second time, oh, row a
row three.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Consecutive numbers, it's eleven to one.

Speaker 7 (53:44):
And then this is the third time, and then it
comes around and the third roll it hits twelve again.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
And he's on there.

Speaker 7 (53:50):
Not only is he on the number twelve, he's only
he's bit the row TB twelve. So they had three times.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Right.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Look at these stacks. Yeah, those are five dollars each.
Those look to be a band. They are more than
a band. They are more than a band.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Ray is Ario Open or what we're at and park dude.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
They have shut down operations because they couldn't afford the
lights anymore. And Scuba was going bananas. Then Scuba hits fourteen.

Speaker 7 (54:19):
Yeah, because we even before that, I hit three and
thirty two. At the picture right here, I had three,
I had thirty two. And that's when the twelve started hitting, well, twelve,
I hit six in a row. I just kept hitting
and hitting and hitting and hitting and hitting.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
We weren't going bananas.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
And then oh the switch out.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
They go to the bullpen. They tell Angie she has
to go to break the camera.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Knew that, you guys, were winning a lot.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Oh probably, yeah, I need a break. Yeah, they knew.
And they come in with some woman and she rolls
a red three attractive, not that it matters, No, another.

Speaker 7 (54:52):
Red three because I would have won. She rolled like something, No,
we don't.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Know, thirty whatever, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Neat a mental image for our truckers. Was she hot?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (55:01):
And so we're like, that's it, we're done. We cash out,
We cash out.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Are they bringing drinks? Good there?

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Oh? This place drinks all come? Dude, I'm telling you.
When I was at blackjack with Giny and Andy, that
waitress was there every six minutes. Dangerous, but love it,
unbelievably great. She was so good at her job. I
wish I could put in a comment car because she
was phenomenal. Ray jelly roll.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
I thought I was seeing two of them.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
So then the two of you, I mean, then we
go and we go back, go to blackjack. Scuba and
Andrew have never played blackjack, and I have never seen
a more hysterical event at a blackjack table in my life.

Speaker 7 (55:39):
And we do you want to be there because we
were cashing out because I was up, I think, but no,
I was up seven hundred dollars. I started with two,
so I had nine hundred dollars and chips in my hands.
And Andrew was up only four five hundred dollars. Like,
let's cash out.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
We're good.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
But Andrew goes, hey, we should try blackjack. I've never
tried that. And I was like, all right, and Scuba goes,
I don't know how to play, and I said, I'll
teach you. Oh, here we go.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
He always teach you how to play blackjack. Can tell me.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Was our dealer not hilarious?

Speaker 7 (56:02):
And Rick from Hawaii was absolutely was sarcastic, a little
bit like, I don't know, Like I thought he's making
fun of us, but I realized he was just having
a really good time.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Was he Dave Chappelle?

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Oh? He was Dave Chappelle.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
It was hilarious. He was on us.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Here's what's shocking to me is that Scoopa has no
idea how blackjack works.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Zero.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
He literally thought he added his two cards plus the
card of the dealer to see his total.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Oh boy, I didn't know. I know. We weren't even
talking about double down.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
We're talking about how to add up the cards. Like
Scoopa literally got a blackjack, and the dealer is like,
oh man, you got twenty two. Sorry you lost, and
Schoola was like, oh man, that sucks, and the guy
and the guy takes his money and then goes you
and you.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Got twenty one? You want was like, and then I'm hooked.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
I give you more of the drug right in the vein.
And then Andrew goes, you know what, I'm gonna put
a twenty five dollars out there.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
He puts his hands over it like a prayer, and
the deal was like, who, I don't know if twenty
five is a good idea. And he goes, oh, I
don't like that. You said that to back he goes,
I'm just joking. Put it out of there. He goes, no,
now that you said that, that that's a that that
ship is cursed. So he put his fifteen out there,
and you got a bite jack And the guy's like,

(57:17):
I tried to tell you to put your chip back
out there.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Curse.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
And then I got Scuba to double down twice.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Isn't it fun because you can make double the money.
It's fun til this point. You can make double the money,
but you only get one car.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
He had eleven. He had eleven. The dealers showing six
Scuba double down, and he's like, why do I want
another card? And I'm like, and he goes the guy
and I'm like, because he has sixteen, so his next
card he's gonna bus. He goes, no, he only has six.
I'm like, there's a card underneath there that he has
to flip over correct, So you're only gonna take one
card anyway, because you want him a bus And he's like,

(57:51):
but what if I don't want another card. I'm like,
you only have eleven? Scuba hit double the freaking money,
So he put fifteen out there. The guy flips over
a five for scuba. Oh yeah, so he has sixteen.
So then the dealer flips over and he has a
soft sixteen. He has an ace and a six soft seventeen.

(58:14):
Then he flips over a four twenty one.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Oh I lose, Yeah, I got they the scuba Scuba
pissed that year.

Speaker 7 (58:23):
So then he goes to the next one and we're
playing and he goes he goes a devil down up
a bunch.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Of money, and then we start rooting against him. Stop
at me. Jealousy is a real thing in Vegas, totally.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
The dealer was so funny because he was like, I
have never seen people trying to cheer against their friends
to win money. This is a first. He goes, I've
never seen such hostility between friends and a bike jack
johna Love Vegas.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
The seven deadly sins Greed, gluttony, and sloth for sure,
and the guys have a gamely problem. We have a
pamble for that. He goes.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Sorry, he goes, I won't let you guys get out
of control. I got the pamphlets where to go.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
But it was like three losses I catch.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
We were drinking, and then Scuba double down again and
he won. I did yeah, yeah, yeah, I won. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (59:15):
I think it was like two or three losses after that,
and then we saw Angie come back and.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
The Angie come back to the roulette table, and we
looked at each other and we were like, let's go,
and that guy was just laughing his ass sauce. So
we go back over to the roulette table.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
And again there fourteen red.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
I think, oh my god, dude, he hit fourteen red.
Me and Andrew hit twenty one red and it was
just like pandemonium, dude, and then we were like I
started getting crazy because I was like, this is just crazy.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I could believe he did this.

Speaker 7 (59:44):
I was like, what is he doing? Just he had
a bunch of money. He started throwing more money down.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
I'll put yoursy over here pretty much. I had twenty
five dollars chips.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Yep, My rolls were all five of them.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
I put five twenty five dollars chips on different numbers.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Oh no, I mean that's an in stint. Yea more
than twenty five dollars and lost. I've never done this before,
all of them, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
I was like, I've never done this before. I'm gonna
I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
I'm gonna do it because at one, don't tell me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Twenty five times thirty six, twenty five times thirty six,
Holy crap.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Been an instant banns. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
We were winning so much, and Angie was such a
good roller. Yeah, a spinner of that ball.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
We we had consumed cocktails for hours.

Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
It was thousands up thousands, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Was just like, we got we gotta do it right,
We got to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
The chances of that hitting. So you had five of
them of the thirty six covered up, and there's two greens. Yeah,
we're thirty eight, right, so you had five divided by
thirty eight. The odds of that hitting thirteen percent, I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Mean, so it was just pure pandemonium. Then we cash
out it. You're up bands, bands, dude. I walked away there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
You killed it at craps and then you killed it
every left.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
I walked away that night up nineteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Shit night. It was awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:01:02):
Hundred He couldn't close his walleyet so much money.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
It was so thick.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
It was awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
One hundred dollars bills.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Wow. And then I was like, you know what, I
should bet NFL, but I'm waiting for another shoe to drop.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
But I was like, no, man, why I'm gonna leave
on this high?

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Who are you talking to about this?

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
In my head as I walked back to the hotel
room at two thirty in the morning on Saturday night,
and uh, good boy, good boy? And I was like, man,
I could stop by those computers and start betting some
NFL games, because there's some games I really love. But
you know what, I gave out the Lock of the
Bears on the show. I gave the Lock of the
Chiefs out of here on this show that hit, and
I was like, I should go make, you know, just

(01:01:40):
do some crazy parlays cause I am up so much money.
But no, I went upstairs. I went to bed and
you guessed it. Ray. I woke up at seven thirty
the next morning after five hours of not great sleep,
and let me tell you, Vegas has changed.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Cool. What were you up when you left? Four hundred?

Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
I was a four hundred bucks, so I had six.
I started with two, yeah, of four, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Came and Andrew both the scene exact amount, which is
kind of cool because we both were like, we're gonna
play roulette.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
We're both gonna take got two hundred bucks. We both
walked away with four hundred Just.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Pat, I mean Pet. They say Patt's back around here.
We say Pat is for a second. Did his black
jack help you to get up that? They played like
four hands. They maybe won twenty dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
Yeah, we didn't win a whole lot. It was It
was all roulette, man, It was all roulette.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
It was fun to do it. I'll never do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
It was the pandemonium of roulette, not ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
It was the greatest thing because I played consistent numbers.
And they just kept hitting and hitting and hitting and hitting.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
When I was real, I mean, Scuba was losing his mind.

Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
It was awesome because he would he would get It
was just the visual of seeing like seven stacks of
chips come sliding his way.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
I was like, Holy crap.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
I've always dreamed I see people win those big hands
at Roulette. I've always dreamed of having stacks like that
he did. That is the first time in my life
I've ever had stacks like that ever in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
It was a trio to beat. You could not. You couldn't.
I mean, it was unbelievable, unmatched.

Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
Because I do the just the five dollars mount for
each of them, so I get won seventy five, which
still was a lot. But seeing Humboy get these hundreds
of chips come over, it was no one even knew
what was happening.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Dude, we don't know and we don't even know how
much we're supposed to win, so.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
I don't even know what's in those stacks. Dude, I
didn't know how much they were. I just saw her
keep building them and building them and building them, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Like, oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:03:20):
And he doesn't he doesn't organize them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
He just like they just like sit there and it's
like shoveled pile. Say, there's skyscrapers. Was it like in
Austin or was it like in New York City?

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
New York City for sure, Oh my god, he had
New York City's scrapers coming his way.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
It was unbelievable because you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Know, what's amazing to me is how good they are
at stacking them and how good they are at sliding
them across me. Because I grabbed them and they all
freaking just crossed.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
It looks like the inside of his car looks awful.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
That's what Ginny Andy said. When we were playing black
Jack and I started getting stacked, they were like, your
organization style is driving me nuts. It's like, what is
the rhythm? Why you have it? And they're like it
looks like a jumbled mess. I was like, that's how
I live my life exactly. Yeah, there's no like putting
them actually right there and if they get two out
of control, then I cash out. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
See, I have the stacks of one hundred, so one
hundred hundred hundred hundred hundred, and they were organized. I
knew what I was playing with. And in my mind,
I visualized, here's my two hundred, don't touch that. That's
what I started with, and I pat it with another
couple hundred to walk away with something, and I play
with whatever was available.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
They're like, I am so weird. Like when I play blackjack,
Like if I put a green like a twenty five
dollars ship, if I have more than one twenty five
dollars chip on that bet, there has to be at
least a five or a one over it so the
cameras can't see the green. I think it's a superstition.
And when I stacked my chips in front of me,
there always has to be something on top of the
twenty five dollars chips.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
I get that, But like when they gave you the skyscrape,
you then turned them into a dirt pile in front
of you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
You kept them as like five.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Minutes a little both because like when I'm pulling over
to me, they kind of collapse some, you know, because
I knocked them over.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
But then I just would have driven me so crazy
if you had a dirt pile next to me and
it was in columns.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
I mean, it was bananas, dude. It was absolute freaking bananas.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
But you were saying you laid your head down or
was there more to that?

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Now, I laid my head down, I went to sleep.
I woke up at seven thirty, and Vegas has changed.
Because I'm gonna tell you what. I'll take a break
and I'll tell you exactly what happened right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
All right, you still need scuba, because.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Hey, how fun was that?

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
I mean we screamed and yelled. I mean we were
going crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
Yeah, because and I knew we were having a good
time because negative Natalie came over that when we did
that switch out with a roulette and she's like, you answer,
having a line of frond every here and again loud,
and I was like, we're definitely getting the hell out
of this table. This lady sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
And I there were onlookers that that we didn't know
that watched us because they were winning. They were they
were starting to gather around the table.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
You know it's going bad.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
When it's going.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Remember that one woman came over. She was like slightly
Oh my god, she was like total the entire vibe.
She came out there with no teeth.

Speaker 7 (01:05:51):
And she's like throwing her chips all she's literally throwing
her chips the table, throwing them, just.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Tossing them everywhere, pumping. Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:05:57):
She only bet fifteen bucks and that's all she had.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
And then she left.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
She was angry, and then she led and then she
came back. She just got and I was like, oh,
but not to bring it down. But is there a
chance that was all she had in the world.

Speaker 7 (01:06:09):
Yes, possibly, yeah, yeah, she definitely spent all her money
on that. Her ox cotton pickup is not happening.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
She had fifteen dollars, I think.

Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
So it was one of those like sad moments, which
is Whilso why I don't like gambling in Vegas in general,
because you see people go there with like their last
fifteen dollars or their paycheck for rent or whatever it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Is, and it turned it into nothing. And then he
walked out of there with a divorce. Why didn't you
tell her about the number twelve? She would put her
a little fifteen on it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:36):
Well, she killed divide no matter what it was, we
weren't hitting any number we wanted. She could have covered
the entire board and the ball would have flown off
the freaking table.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
She was off. They're asking at home. Was she attracted.
She was not, but she had no teeth, so it
could be fun visualize that it do my afternoon job
out here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
I did play earlier in the afternoon a black jack,
and it was that morning and I was sitting at
the table and there was this lady a first seat.
I was in the middle seat, and there was someone
at the end. This one dude came up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
He was drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
I don't think he'd been to bed yet, and he
buys in.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
He yelling at me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
About, oh, you don't need to hit that. What are
you doing to had no idea how to play. He
was so dump, so annoying, and he's like, ray, here
was the other guy on this podcast. No, he lost
his money real quick. I'll be right back. I'm gonna
go to the ATM. Of course, we never saw him again.
But the lady to my right, she was telling me
how one night she was sitting at a table over
there and she pulled the sail. She goes, one night
I won ten thousand dollars playing black jack. I'm like

(01:07:29):
what she was like. I was so drunk, so drunk
that I was playing one hand I had four hundred
dollars out there and I had to double down. I lost,
and that's when my husband had walked up, and he
was so pissed that I lost all that money. She goes,
but I didn't realize I was playing such big hands
because I was so I think I had too much
to drink. She goes. But when I was ready to
cash out, I had ten thousand dollars. They had to

(01:07:51):
call the cage and let them know I was coming
for ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
She wasn't keeping account in the hell.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
She wasn't keep an account in ahead, and she was
so drunk. She and rod. She was putting, you know,
five hundred dollars on a hand of black jack, and
she goes, and so I was so drunk, I thought,
oh that's the key. So then I tried it again
the next day and I won fifty dollars being hammered.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Yeah, what was your biggest blackjack bet? Do you remember that?

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Were you she said five hundred? Were you matching that?

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
No, God, no, dude. If I put nic asking for
the eighty dollars is probably my max. It's the biggest
I went and I had to double down.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
It's one hundred and sixty and I lost. I lost.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
I remember visually vividly.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Dude, you got one hundred and sixty out there. You
know that eye in the sky is going against you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Oh yeah, they know it. But anyway, so then I
wake up on Monday morning and I'm gonna tell you
or Sunday morning, Vegas has changed.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Oh yeah your segue.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
No, No, I've had a headache. I had headaches the
whole weekend and I didn't know understand what it was.
I don't know what was going on. And I was like, man,
I'm in pain. I gotta get something to eat. I
haven't eaten. So I went and got some breakfast real quick.
I went to there an egg place. It's freaking delicious.
I got a juice, I got everything. Still nothing, and

(01:09:05):
I was like, man, I should have bet NFL because
I'm watching these games. The Colts absolutely dominate the Titans.
I had the Vikings absolute domination. I'm like the Browns.
I had them to cover. But I didn't bet it,
of course. Not so as I'm going down to getting
a cab, I'm like, you know what, I'm in Vegas.
I have won so much money. I'm gonna go in

(01:09:26):
here and place one last parlay. So I went in
there and I said, yeah, I mean, the easiest money
you could ever get a Seattle minus seven and a
half or seven, Dude, you could have bet five million dollars.
That was the easiest bet in the history of the NFL.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
And these bets were over right away, right away.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
So I was like, I'm just gonna do it. And
I go up to the guy and I said, oh, yeah,
I want to place a parlay. I said, I need
the Seahawks, I need the Bears boom bang, and I
need the Chiefs bang. And he's like, how much would
you like to bet on this? I'm right, being up
so much money, I probably should have said three hundred,

(01:10:04):
four hundred dollars. I should have right, should have could
have what I've.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Heard those words before in Vegas. Continue Instead, I only
put one hundred. Okay, he won six bands.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
I won six hundred dollars. So I left Vegas on
a high note. I sat there last night and watched
that game, and there it is, They're gonna pay me.
I won five hundred and sixty seven dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
There it is. I post said on the Facebook, somebody
will scan the bar code.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
I have absolutely had the best trip of my Vegas life.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Let me get the right of applause, guys, I made
a lot of freaking money, man, a mortgage right there.
You tell your wife you got October.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Dude. It was amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
I wasn't gonna say, oh, the Seattle game. You won
that one so easily.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
They were ahead by so much at halftime that the
Saints kicked a field goal just so they didn't have
the largest deficit in the history of the New Orleans
Say program. That's the only thing the announcers could figure out.
They're like, they must just be doing this to not
set a record.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
It was. It was awesome. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
If it was a blowout on Sunday, it was a blowtout, dude.
There were so many blowouts, so many, I.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Mean even the Titans. I don't think it was never closed.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Oh the Titans suck, man, They are so bad. They
are so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
They're fine, but the Colts just no, they're not fine.
Johnath Thomas, you knew, he's a massive, massive man.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
The Titans will have a new head coach next year.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Yeah, he's terrible. He doesn't understand they're so bad. They
always asking after me, like why did you decide to
do it? He's like, God, time out, save it, get
a field goal, and then they get a penalty and
don't even get the field goal.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Yeah, so I mean just colts get the ball to fifty.
So weird. But yeah, I mean, I I mean, if
I count my winnings, if I'm just going off my
head estimate, I.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Already did the match. You're over two bands.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Oh, I think I more than that. I'm over three bands.
Maybe hey, we might be four close to four bands.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
Guys, that doesn't mean remember it never happened on they say,
uh oh, jealousy. Comparison is the evil of excitement. Guys,
don't go bet big money tonight on Monday night football
because of the stories you just heard Lunch tell that
was a three day period he was in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
We're not got lucky.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
You can combine the tables and sports betting. Guys, You're
not gonna win it tonight. Do not compare your winnings
to his. Your account is your lane. That's my only advice.
Not gambling in eight months.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
I will say that. Uh the blackjack table on Saturday night,
I said this, These two dudes Broski sat down. I've
never played with a bigger nerd in my life. Nice
guy guy. Yeah, yeah, it sounded like it like we like,
uh doubled down on one hand and I didn't win.
He's like, it's okay, man, it's a process over results.
We like process over results.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
And Jenny lit him goes f that crap. I want results?
Who cares about the process. She's cool and she plays
bubble crabs where it is love, just like, I don't
know what kind of idiot told you that? And she
was like, it's all about results. I don't care about
the process. I want that money. But he kept saying
process of a result, the process. I just follow the process,

(01:13:11):
don't worry about the results.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
How was his math? Did he win anything?

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
He bought in one of a thousand dollars chips, so
I don't know. He must have been winning something. Yeah,
but all right, guys, have a great Monday. Listen. My
best Megas weekend I've ever had in my life ever,
really ever, that's the most I've ever wont man fantastic.
I hope the stories were good.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
Do you know how anybody else did?

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
I didn't ask anybody else.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
No, I heard from the Big Show bone said, he
cleared two bands.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
No idea.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
What the other guy clear?

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
No idea.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
What the other guy's wife clear.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
I don't think she gambled.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
What did that Elizabeth lady clear?

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
She didn't gamble.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
What did the guy from Elvis DuRane clear? Steve said
four hundred? Steve clear, four hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
I wonder if it was a Ginny and Andy. No,
they didn't clear.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
I wonder if it was a they cleared out their
wallet in the black weekend for iHeart.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Maybe maybe all around, it's usually years past. You got. Oh,
last year was a I was a blood bathroom rod
you know, you know, not good?

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
You not good?

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Last year, Mary on the way out, Oh, last year.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Was a bad. Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Last year was a blood bath. Oh. It felt like
Genny and Andy were at anyone to see a table.
So it's weird how your your perception changes when you
leave when you're up. Man, it felt so good, It
felt so good. Right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
It's a beautiful place. I would actually love to retire there,
with a nice little place in the valley.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
No, it's too expensive to retire there. I was talking
to one of the dealers. People can't retire there anymore,
even though they lived there. They retire elsewhere now because
they can't afford it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Man, the airport on Sunday, you had a smile on
your face. Everybody was looking at you like what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
All right? Didn't you just beat Weren't you just here
for three days? Like you're supposed to be all down
trodden and like beat?

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Hell? No, man, you guys know where I can get
some coffee in an orange? I'd love to have that
before my flat home. How's it going? Enjoy Vegas? What
it's happens here, stays here, goes back with you. You
know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
Money, think wall, it'll go back with me. Oh tsa
pat down? I bet a little think back there. How
you doing take care man? Yeah, thanks for having me, guys,
great city you have here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
You got anything in your pocket? Yeah? A bunch of
freaking money.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Oh it ain't metal, man, that's just money.

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