May 5, 2025 • 61 mins
In this episode Lunchbox went to Austin for the weekend for the IHeartCountry Festival 2025! From the airport touching down in Austin to the golf course to the parties to the festival and everything in between Lunchbox talks about everything that happened this weekend. Batters Box and Lunchbox had some tense moments over the weekend but hopefully they can move forward in their brother relationship.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Got to do the time. Yeah, I hit it good.
Let's go man. All right, I'm gonna tell you what
the weekend success. If you're wondering, I got into my
bed last night at eleven o two pm. So yes,
I am tired. Yes, I took the latest flight back
I could from Austin. Yes, I have stories. Yes, I'm
(00:21):
in a good mood. Yes, I want to get out
of here so I can go take an out. Well
I don't even need to be a part of it.
Then they're your stories. To go ahead and tell them.
I'm gonna turn my mic off. It's all off. There
he goes, Ray's out here and what's up? All right, guys,
let me tell you about Austin. But first we gotta
start the show.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I was kidding, man, I'm gonna be here.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I know you're gonna be here because I drove by
Billy's house. Does he still live in the same house
you picked us up at.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, yeah he still lives there, one person instead of two.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, But I drove right by. It was he there,
I don't know. I didn't knock on the door.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Now he was at Byron Nelson. Oh man, he had
to schmooze all weekend he had Party two. Hence he's
on the seventh hole. At one time he was on
the green partied. He said, he spent over twelve thousand clients.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
What a great day to party or a weekend to
party at Byron Nelson because you didn't have to worry
about it being a close golf tournament. I guess, uh,
Scotty just dominated. I didn't see it at all.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I gotta get back into gambling because I haven't watched
golf since I stopped three months ago.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
No, literally, I didn't watch it either.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Morgan. Billy sent me a picture and said, can you
see me on TV? And I said, Billy, since I
stopped gambling, I don't watch golf anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Thanks. What does Billy do for a living to not
bore people?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I'm gonna explain it in twenty seconds. He works for
a company that goes into businesses and puts in cameras,
but then at one point he sold the company to
be a huge conglomerate for all of North America for
cameras that get put in the soccer stadium, big type accounts.
(01:58):
Does he physically put in cameras No, I think he's
just with the sales of it. He's a big wig.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Got it. Thank you, yak. He didn't bore me. But
let's start the show man, because I mean, this is
wall to wall action, wallda wall And I said, you
didn't watch that?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Could cover the game last night? Well, Pacer stole Game
one from the Cavs. Oh, there is a shake up
in the NBA.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I did watch that game a little bit in the airport.
They had it on, and I saw the Cavaliers were
making a huge comeback and then they they were down
by eight. Like I guess the Pacers settled themselves. There's
like two and a half minutes ago, and then I
had to get on the plane, so I never looked
back to see who won.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Halliburton, he is a weird shooter, but man, he can
cover some ground. Two steps later a euro step, he
makes a layup that nobody can touch. Another one, he
jukes out that Jared Allen guy and shoots a three
pointer that it looked like he covered ten feet in
about two seconds. Haliburton didn't miss at one point in
the game. I think he eventually did that. Though.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Did you watch the game seven last night?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I heard no. I don't support Draymond Green. So I'm
not watching any of the Warriors games, but I did
hear the Warriors moved on.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
The Warriors moved on. I heard Buddy Heald had a
good game. And the only reason I know this is
because on the shuttle once I got out of the
airport heading back to my car in Lot B at
Nashville International Airport, there was a mom and dad and
their son and I'm gonna assume their son plays basketball
because he was like six foot eight and tall, boh stereotype. Yeah,
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and he was breaking it down to his dad like,
oh my gosh, Buddy Heald hit nine threes. He was
nine of eleven. Oh my gosh, Jimmy Butler had this,
step had this. And they're like, and he goes Dylan
Brooks thirty three minutes, six points. Was they were cooking,
And so I assume he played basketball. And he was
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really into basketball. And he was like talking about how
you can't throw it down load to I guess a
guy on his team, Robert. He's like, cause Robert just
doesn't have the strength, and his dad was like, no,
I can't hold anybody off. He goes, he gets mad.
He's like he just doesn't understand. He goes That's why
I think Jimmy needs to go back door, and he
just doesn't understand to go back door because it's wide open.
(04:12):
Every time they were breaking down. I guess they had
a basketball tournament this weekend. I don't know, but that's
how I knew the Warriors moved on to play somebody.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Did they talk about efficiency rating? No, We're gonna do
it live, guys. Arnold went to Austin. If you saw
the picture that I put up on the Instagram, it
was Arnold on Lunch's lap and they were headed to Austin.
I can actually put that on the main feeds. You
guys can see it today. I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
So we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Arnold will check in on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
We ah the one, two, three sore losers? What up, everybody?
I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It says that I'm from the north, I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the north side of Nashville. Now, I
was downtown then on the west side. Me and Bazer
lived there two acres. We're gonna have two point two kids,
and I'm gonna die have a heart attack when I'm
seventy two. Justin continues to check on those eggs at
Vanderbilt Clinic. Coach over to you And just so you
guys know, I did not go to Austin. I was
not invited. I did not get that invite. There was
(05:16):
a time when they would fly me to Vegas. They
would fly me to Austin, and they would fly me
to Vegas after the concert, but then I would get
to the hotel lobby and they would give me tickets
to the concert. It never really made any sense. And
I would get out there and I'd party with South
Beach and Billy and I never worked, and I would
just party and then I would come home after losing
a couple thousand dollars. And then I realized I wasn't
necessarily needed out there. And I think they the company
(05:39):
found that out as well, and they haven't flown me
out in the last seven years. Coach over to you, man.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, So I flew into Austin on a Thursday night
and Garrett was nice enough to pick me up from
the airport. Nothing exciting on the airplane. There was nothing
that went down. It was just a straight flight. Got
on the plane, go to austin Land, no problems, no controversy.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
What's everybody in the flight was straight?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Is what you said? No? No, I'm saying like there was
no hiccups. There wasn't like anything dramatic. There was no
good stories to tell. And Garrett picks me up and
we roll to his house, drop off my stuff. Then
we're gonna go to South Congress. We're gonna meet Ryan,
we're gonna meet Chess Day and we're going to dinner
at Perla's. And let me tell you, South Congress was
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hopping home sliced people there. It was first Thursday. There
was all sorts of boost setups.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It was fantastic home slice more like homeless.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
The well, there was some homeless. The weather was beautiful,
miss beautiful. It wasn't too hot, had a nice little breeze.
Did look like some rain was rolling in. So our
reservations at Pearla's was for an outside table and Ryan
is freaking out. Oh, we're gonna get rained on. We're
gonna get rained on. So he asked the hostess, is
(06:55):
there any way you can see us inside.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Was Keith there too? Does he sound like no teeth?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No? Did I sound like no?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Hey kid, it's gonna be a little wet, you gotta poncho.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And so she goes, yeah, we can sit you in here.
So we go and we get a table and first,
well the table wasn't ready, so we sat at the
bar and had to drink at the bar first. These ways,
she came over. It's like, I got a table for you,
and she sat us in the corner of the right corner,
right by the windows, kind of by the front of
the restaurant, but we weren't outside. It was cool whatever,
(07:27):
And the dinner was fantastic. Pearlas Perl. I think it's
called Pearla's Pearl.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
People notate places that we mentioned. If you liked it,
they'll probably go there.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Guys. The food was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Can the truck drivers afford it?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I don't know. I'm remember heating at a bougie restaurant.
I'm not saying it was cheap. I'm not gonna go
out on the limb and say it was cheap.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Is it nicer than a pork vessel?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It was nicer than a pork missile? I will say that.
But here's the thing. When you go to dinner with Ryan,
he just orders and you he just orders like five
thousand things and then we all eat it, okay, because
he he's the one that goes to these restaurants, tastes
them and decides which ones are good and which ones
are bad, tries everything on the menu. And let me
tell you. The octopus at Pearla's, Oh my gosh, it
(08:24):
was so good. It was so freaking good. What the
African rainforest did you go eat at? It was all
take the wildebeest. It was a seafood restaurant.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Then possible for me to get the Lynx.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
No. Then the barbecue shrimp, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I've had it at Outback.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
No, no, no, No, barbecue shrimp with an extra order
of the bread because they they grill the bread. It's
a little toasted, got a little sear to it, little
black marks. And we didn't even order it for the shrimp.
I found out i'd been before. They didn't care about
the shrimp. It was the juice in the bowl. They
moved the shrimp to the side and we were just
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dipping our bread in the sauce.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I love how you can suck the bottom of the
juice and thank you Pearla was fanantastic.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Were their kids there? Older people?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Was the crowd both.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
There's all sorts of young gen zers, gen xers, whatever
they are, next generation college students. Three chicks sipping on
their glasses of wine. There was mom and dad. There
was two ladies with their two daughters sitting there. I mean,
it was great. And here's the great thing about dinner.
We formulated a Vegas plan. Wow was my name mentioned?
(09:43):
This is why I bring up Pearlas and our Thursday
night dinner because besides that, nothing extraordinary happened. It was
all just we should do a Vegas weekend. And I
talked about how I hit up Garret a few weeks ago, saying, hey,
we should go to Vegas, and he was in Chicago
with his kids, so he couldn't go.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Hold on, I'm in the aisle nine right now, I
can't hear you. I'm dealing with these Kansas soup right now.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And Ryan's like, I would have gone with you, and
I was like, dude, that's my bad. I didn't even
think about it. That's my fault. And so he started
Garrett started talking about He's like, dude, we need to
have a football weekend in Vegas where we just go
one weekend, take no nice clothes and we are parked
at the sports book. I'm there for Friday evening, Saturday
(10:29):
during the day, Sunday during the day, fly back late Sunday.
What games are Friday evening and I'll hang up and
listen Brian mac action macton maction and I was like,
I would do that. Chess Day was like, you tell
me the weekend. I'm in and Ryan goes, I'll go
and Garrett goes, Okay, this is the basis for a trip.
(10:52):
This is how I do it. And I said, well,
what's your basis? He goes. What I do is I
put out feelers. When I get three people to commit,
then I start doing branches out and asking more people
if they would be interested in what the friend tree.
He said, once you have three, you're good, and he goes,
I usually start with people that don't have kids. Even
(11:14):
though Garrett has a kid, he said.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
He doesn't consider himself a dad, right.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
He goes, because the people without kids are more likely
to commit early on Yeah, no, less Billy will commit
today to ken Kun and so he was like, now
that we have you three on board, I can start
formulating a calendar and start asking other branches if they
would be interested.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Did you tell him that you're not part of the
grocery store chain? Like, what is he talking about?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I don't know. And so that was what happened at dinner.
It was great, and that's.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
All the hangover was creative.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
So we are looking at sometime during the football season
going to Vegas and watching nothing but sports at the sportsbook,
camped out in some chairs on a couch, drinking all
day and enjoying football.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
The reason I like that idea better than most people's
Vegas trips is you got to include the women and
dress up.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You got to include the pool.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
With this one, you're wearing your normal clothes and it
is a sports watching weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Don't confuse it with duck club.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
You confuse it with nothing but the sports book.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
That's exactly what Garrett said. He said, we bring t
shirts and shorts, and that is it. Don't have to
worry about dressing up, don't worry about Oh, I'm bored
watching football, can we go do something else? It is
football all.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
The time, right, and you'll be called out if you're
not watching football?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Correct? What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Man?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah? Yeah, you turned sweet on me. You don't like
football anymore. You want to go up cakes and football.
You'd rather go to that musical across the street. So hey, guys,
I'm gonna go to rat Pack. What though that first night,
I'm spending the night at Garrett's house, and so we
drop Ryan off at his house and then we go
to hit Garrett's and his son is a big Austin
(13:01):
FC fan and he has a rivalry with Nashville. So
I go up in my room where I'm gonna sleep. Also,
Garrett's wife, that's her office where she kentuckts her business.
And I find an Austin FC sweatshirt laid over my
suitcase and you defecate on it. His eight year old
son thinks it's so funny to put his sweatshirt on
(13:22):
my suitcase. I said, I'll show this little kid, So
I wrapped fold it up, and I go stick in
the bathroom trash. So that way, when he wakes up
for school the next morning, she's gonna find the sweatshirt
in the bathroom trash. And I hear him in the
morning laughing like oh, mom, look he put it in
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the trash. He put in the trash. We gotta put
it somewhere else. So when I get up out of bed,
I go downstairs and his Austin FC shirt is tied
around my golf clubs, and I'm like this little mother.
He thinks he's funny. So I took it, balled it up,
(14:03):
and I threw it in the fireplace. So when he
came from home from school, he found his Austin FC
shirt in the fireplace. Are they good? They're like in
sixth place. They're not that good because.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
We don't have any good teams here. We have no bad.
Soccer's bad, hockey's bad, and football was bad. We're the
worst team in the NFL, almost the worst team in
the NHL, and one of the worst hockey teams are
soccer teams.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No soccer team. NFC is number six. We didn't make
the playoffs, not last year, but this year we're in
playoff contention. So it is a big rivalry US Austin. Yeah,
I mean really just because our kids. They kind of
whenever we talk on the phone, they'll go Austin, boo Austin,
and then Garretts Getta like Go Boo Nashville. So I
don't even know if there's a real rivalry, but amongst
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the kids there's a rivalry. So then we got to
go get breakfast, tacos.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
One in a million.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, no, no, no. We went to Takaria Arndas, Taca Arrondes.
You head up.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
What's my place that I go to? No, the taco place.
I don't remember the name. I haven't lived there so long.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Taco cabana.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
No, I didn't hit cabanas, the best one. I did
not hit Taco cabana. But we eat the tacos and
then now it's time to head to golf and I'll
tell you all about it. Right after this, we went
out to Hiatt, Lost Pines and bast Drop.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Let me tell you, beautiful, beautiful course, very very hard course,
very hard.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Was it harder than country hills?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Harder than country hills?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Sizon, Raymundo, thanks for taking a YouTube video that we
could put on the YouTube page.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yea, I should have done that, dude. But it was
such a nice course. It was beautiful. It was hard.
Bucky Godbolt hooked it. Oh wow, Bucky Godbolt is a
man amongst men. He is a savior. He is a
wonderful human. Discount, huge discount, huge, my bass drop if
(16:18):
I'm paying that. But yes, but here's the thing. I
saw something I haven't seen in years.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Naked woman.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Now I've seen that. But we're on the fourth hole
and we just got done tea and off and I
see it and I'm like, wow, here it comes, homeless man,
this is amazing. It was beautiful Tiger Woods and I
was like, wow, Molly Simms a cartgirl. I haven't seen
(16:52):
that years. Dude. They left with the panty. And I'm
telling you this cartgirl was high, she was blonde, she
was short. And she gets out. She's like, oh, would
you guys like something to drink? And we're like, yeah,
we'd like something to drink.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I'd be careful. Now they all videotape.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
And Greg's like, I will like a screwdriver, make it
a double. And she's like, okay, I don't have any ice. Okay,
Oh that's fine, that's fine. I got some ice from
my one that I got at the clubhouse.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
And then she goes, oh, maybe she's just prepared for cans.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, maybe, And then so Jacob asked for something. She's like, oh,
the problem is I don't have any lids. He goes, okay,
all right, or I don't have any I don't know
what she didn't have, but he goes, can I get
a white clothed in or like a high new and
she goes, oh, I forgot to get those. I don't
have any of those either. Okay. She's over for three yeah,
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and we're like okay. He's like, well what do you have?
She goes, I have some strong citrus drink and he goes, fine,
I'll take that. He's gonna take it sick eight point
alcohol content exactly. It was a double of claw And
so then Garrett asked for a blue gatorade. Oh I
forgot to fill up the gatorades. So I don't have
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any of.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
That either, Brookie.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
So like, what exactly do you have?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I'm guessing it's the shots, the fireball shots what they
all do. And then some beers.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
And Garrett's like, okay, do you have like a beer? No,
I don't have that beer. I'll take a bush latte.
You got that hot tits? Well, okay, do you have
like a Snicker's? No, don't have that either, Okay, what
do you have? Well, I have no lids, I have
no ice, and really I only have two cups left.
(18:44):
So Greg got his screwdriver, so there's one cup left,
so it's between because Jacob took the strong Citrus drinks
and she didn't have whatever liquor he wanted. So I
got one of those strong Citrusses because I let Garrett
have the other cups and she leaves. We're like, what
the hell was that? Why did she bother coming? If
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she has nothing? How do you forget to get ice?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
At least it was something, because if you go out
on the course now in Nashville, you're out there for.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Here, eight holes without anything to drink.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Un lets you sneak them on, which we always do.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Great point, but nothing else really exciting happened. The golf
was tough, we were struggling. We had some good shots,
bad shots, spraying it all over the place. Then we
make the turn. Any holes in one's no holes in
ones because nobody listens to me.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
When it's a par three, you always have that chance.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I ain't know.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I got Baser talking to my back swing, got justin
playing grab Ass and Angelina guys at a par three,
there's always the chance that you can get a hole
in one.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Why is nobody paying attention? Everybody should be focused. It's
the part three in your life. You could get a
hole in one. The one time you can score around
is on a par four or a par five. You
don't have to watch someone drive it unless they ask you, hey,
can you watch my ball? But on a part three,
everybody should be silent and you should always be watching
because there's always the chance that a miracle is about
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to happen.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You know that one hole at Have you ever played
pebble Brook where you can hit it off the cliff?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I had one perfectly in line, almost my first hole
in one. It's such a magical moment. Justin, No, that's
like seventy five yard short, not even close. We go
down there, it's right off the green. I was like, justin,
You couldn't have dampered my emotions anymore. I literally almost
got a hole in one. No, it's like seventy five
yard short. It was right almost on the group for
the fringe.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Thanks for crapping on my big moment. I mean I
hit a dead set on the hole. It was a
special moment. Let me have it. Yeah, And so then
and I forgot to say that a whole number two,
Jacob makes the joke of the year. He goes, hey, man,
are you sure you're not gonna have to leave early
and go film a video for work because last year
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I had to leave early because I had to go
film a video for one so I didn't get to
play all eighteen. And I was like, no, that was
last year. We're all good, and we get to the
turn and we get to the clubhouse. We're like, oh,
could we order a sausage wrap? I don't have any
of those ready. But and then the cart girls there.
She goes, oh, what hol are you guys going to
We're like, oh, number ten. She goes, I'll bring them
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out to you perfect. I'm like, oh my god, you honey.
I love cartgirls. Welcome back to my life. See you
in a minute.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Lose a couple articles. It's getting hot up.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, make sure you bring the ice and the lids
and the liquor and the everything else that you didn't
have the last time. Make sure it's cold, maybe going
the cooler.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Look for something there for about twenty minutes, then come.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Straight the whole number ten. We got tee off at ten.
Hit our second shot.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
At ten, Wait second shot, mulligan.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
No, I have to you know whatever, and then finish
number ten. Go to number eleven. He said ten said
she'd bring it right to us. Called to number eleven.
Sh all right, play number eleven. Boom, play number twelve.
Still no cartgirl, Yeah, she forgot exactly she did. Ray.
(22:12):
We're sitting there going so much redding and Greg's pissed.
Just Greg's the one that bought them, Gregg's the one
that paid for him. We're like, hey, great, thanks for
those sausage raps.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
They're freaking amazing, and they only hit when you're on
the course. They'll slap when you're in the car driving home.
And he's like, I'm so pissed off. Right now, he
goes first, she didn't have ice, she didn't have lids,
and now she stole our sausage wraps. Then we play
number thirteen. We're walking off the green and over the hill.
Here comes the cart girl and we're like, there is
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no damn way she remembered our sausage wraps. She gets
out four sausage wraps. I mean it only took her
four freaking holes and then you redeem yourself. And then
she comes back from the dead and let me tell
you they were jalapeno sausage and they were duh delicious,
worth the way delicious? Are these pearlas barbecue shrimp? And
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then we're about to tee off on number fifteen, who
is winning? By the way, Greg, he's the best of
the group. Yeah, then Jacob, then Garrett, Garrett, then me,
You're the worst of the group, dude, Garrett or Greg
is so good? He is phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, I couldn't stand with you boys.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Then uh, Vegas for sure, only sportsbook, no golf. Yeah.
And then I get to number fifteen getting out of
the cart and my, oh, hey, this is bones.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, you gotta film a video today for iHeart.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
And I get a text from Scuba, Hey man, any
chance you can head to the arena and film this video?
And I'm like what He's like, Sorry, seems that Amy's
playing is delayed, so we're hoping you could come it.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Did you tell me your bolt on the golf course?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
And here's the problem. After the golf we were supposed
to go back to Garrett's get my stuff and then
go meet check in the hotel. So my luggage is
at Garrett's house.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I'm gonna be wearing Garrett's kids clothes.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
And I'm like, oh man, we're on number fifteen. And
He's like, I'm gonna need you here by four thirty.
That's tough, and I lost in traffic. I look at
Jacob and I say, man, you're never gonna believe this.
But they just texted me and said can you come
shoot a video? And Garrett's like, how do you do this?
(24:36):
How do they not tell you in advance? It seems
to happen every year. He goes, I couldn't live like that.
He goes, my schedule is set two weeks in advance,
and I know exactly when and where I have to
be at work.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
We get it. The store shelves are stocked.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
We get it, Garrett. The grocery store runs on you
know a right timeline because you're in charge. Congratulations, you're
the store director, Poultry and Veggieisle.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
We get it.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
So then I got to figure out if if I'm
gonna go get my bags, I'm never gonna make it
by four thirty. No, and there's no way from bashtra. I'might, Garrett,
can you tell your wife? To put my bags in
an uber. He goes, my wife's not home, dude, tell
your four year old kid. So I hit up Ryan,
who lives close to Garrett, and I say, hey, man,
can you go to Garrett's. I will call an uber
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away mo, no driver, no person, and I will have
you send my bags to the hotel and then I
will have Scuba Steve meet the uber down out at
the front of the hotel to get my bags.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Tell me this worked, and he goes, yeah, I'll go.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
And he goes, and he goes, door's locked to the house. Yeah,
And I'm like, what goes around the back door? It's open.
He gets in the back door, gets my bag. The
uber shows up and he puts the bags in and goes,
all right, man, thank you. She goes, you're not coming. No.
He's like, no, no, no, I just need you to
take the bags. She goes, but I'm not picking a
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person up, will it? Uber? And she's like, I don't
really understand, so I'm just supposed to take the bags
and no person.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
They never understand it right away.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
And he's like that's right. And she goes, and who
do I give them to? When I get to where
I'm going she goes. He goes, I don't know there'd
be someone. She goes, can I have his number? He goes,
what's his number associated with his count? You can just
call him? And so she calls me when she's a
minute of white, saying, hey, I'm pulling up and I
only have bags. I don't have a person. Is someone
coming to get the bags? I said, oh yeah, there's
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a big, tall, like bearded guy with no hair on
top of his head. I said, let me call him
right back. I'll call him and see if you know.
And then I call Scoob and he's like, got the bags?
Got the bags?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Why was she so confused by that concept?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I don't know, dude.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I did you one better one time. I uber just keys.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Legit.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
You open the door, set the keys on the guy's seat,
and shut the door. And they look at you like
something like ghosts walked in.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Dude. It did. And I mean, I've spent way too
much time. We're only we're twenty seven minutes and I've
only done golf. Yeah, get to ieheart man, get to
the after parties. Get to the after party the women
that ieheart man, Dude, And I'm telling you about walking
around on South Congress. Though. There are some gorgeous women
in Austin, gorgeous and no, no, no, say I think
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it were older?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
No, no, no way more than before, dude, Ray, there's more
attractive women in Austin than Nashville. I said it.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
There are so many smoking hot chicks, so many smoking
hot chicks. Not that I was looking, but so, what
are you saying?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
You weren't even able to enjoy your time with your
buddies your head, Ray, I almost ran into a light
pull one time checking out the chicks out.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
No, no, that one. That's not what I'm saying. But
I am saying, I am. What I'm saying is there's
gorgeous women everywhere. And golf was amazing. It was fantastic.
It was really hard. I shot at one oh three
course was really hard. Oh that's bad.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I'd have trimmed off a couple of those.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
No, I don't. I'm honest with my golf scores. Shake
everybody's hands and we go to the cars, and I
think in my head, I had the option that morning
I got invited to go play golf with the execs
and clients, or I could go play golf with my boys.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
On the same day, same day. I thought it was
the day before. Was the exact golf.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
No, same day. And I had to make a decision,
and I said, you know what, the execs don't care
if I'm there. I'm going with my boys. And I
went with my boys, and I rushed back and I
went and filmed that video. Then it was time to party.
Tell you all about it.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Right after this, did you go near Ladybird Lake?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, right by it. Rainy Street, Dude is done. It
is all hotels. There's maybe three or four bars left
on Rainy Street. Ray lost its charm. It has lost
its charm. Ray no longer has a luster. All these
cool bars that were in the hold houses torn down,
torn down, torn down, all these corporates, all these people
(29:00):
offering millions of dollars to sell. I'll sell. So it's
a client party. You're gonna go and meet all the clients.
You know, say what up? Thanks for being a sponsor.
Farmers ain't selling true at Farmers, And don't worry. I
told Chess Day and Ryan, I said, guys, you guys
wade a party. And I brought him to the client party.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Man, there could be potential clients. Yeah, Garrett does a
potential deal with the grocery store chain in iHeart.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
But Garrett didn't go. He had to go home to
the wife and kid. Ray.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Garrett can't afford the commercials on Ihea.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
He had to work on Saturday. Ryan and Forrest they
got the weekend off. They're ready to go.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I thought he was upper management. He is, he has
to work Saturday.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
He's working Saturday. Yeah, he has to work a weekend. Dude.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Put some of the newcomers on the weekend shift.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I agree. So we go to the client parties, shaking hands,
free dreams, got some phenomenal food. Phenomenal. It was from Pearlas, No,
it was. It was at the.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Barbara Barbecue Shrimp Ray Octopussy Van's Dant Hotel.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
You take it up to like the sixth or seventh floor.
You're looking over downtown. I mean it was beautiful. Look,
I know that hotel. I haven't been back there in
eight years. Well, it's on Rainy Street, so you can
see Lady Bird Lake, the Rady Street. Yes, and dude,
we're just having a good old time hob nobbing with people,
shaking hands bloh. Yeah, and then it's time to go
to the artist and industry party at the Driftwood, and
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I put them on the list this year instead of
just sneaking chest day and Ryan in, I'm just like,
how I'm gonna put you on the list. And the
door's open, so we go to walk in. The guy's like,
who whoa, whoa. I'm like, yeah, we're here for the party,
because like, you gotta go up there, go up the
stairs and come in that way. Okay, So we go
up the stairs, walk in that door. I mean it's
like an extra ten feet but there's no one there
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to check IDs or anything.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
So what difference did it make? It looked like he
was in an attic.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
I knew you were gonna like it because it was
trendy and a dive, free.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Drinks, had more food, talking to people, talk to Bailey
Zimmern and he comes up and he starts talking to us.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Why would you talk to Bailey You're trying to hobnob
with the clients, Bailey to clients.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
At the other one. This is the client industry party.
What can bailey' Zimmerman do for us?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
No, no, I didn't. He liked Ryan's shirt. Ryan had
a shirt on that said Pink Pony Club.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
So was Ryan talking with him?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
So he just starts talking to Bailey and then they
start talking and they I don't know how they got
on talking about roller skating, and Bailey's like, oh my gosh,
we used to go to the roller skating rink. And
Ryan asked him, what how old are you? And he
goes twenty five and Ryan goes, oh, I thought skating
rinks were dead along before you were at skating rinks.
He goes, I'm glad to hear that they kept going.
(31:43):
What So we had like a ten minute conversation with
Bailey's Immerman about skating rinks, Pink Pony Club, and Chapel Roam.
Great conversation. Then he moved on, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
He talked about everything not business related, not business related.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Why don't you talk about sore losers getting him on
the potty? I don't know, didn't even think about it,
be honest with you, we were the last thing you
thought of. Yeah, that wasn't on my mind at this point.
And then you know, our are our boss Rod. He's like, hey,
are this parties wrapping up? Where are we going next?
Where we going next? After party? After the after pot.
(32:21):
Where are we going next? Where we going next? And
I'm like, I don't know, man. So we decide we're
going to Whistler. So we ordered three cars. Whistle Pig Saloon, yeah,
the Stripper, no, no, no, no. So we ordered three
different cars. Ubers, you know what I mean. All these
people are going, it's we're rolling deep like I.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Wish I would have been there, you know where, out
of taken the exact square, Yellow Rose. All right, that's
that's how you want to seal a deal. You go
to the Rose, the yellow one that plays still there.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Plaza Plaza is still there, still there, Yellow Rose, still there.
And this is where it gets interesting. Ray, We're in
the Ubers and we're and all of a sudden we're
in traffic. And I don't know what street we were on,
maybe Seventh, maybe I don't remember Fifth, I don't know.
I think May fifth. And all of a sudden, these cops,
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a cop car pulls up behind this car, cop car
on the other side of the car, and a cop
car in front of the car, and they all turn
on the lightshes and I'm like, they're boxing this car
in and I'm like, oh, that's crazy. But then it
gets crazier. The guy drives forward a little bit, slams
it in reverse boom and rams the cop car and
(33:37):
then all hell breaks a little dude, all helps you
away from it. Oh, let me see six feet What
are you guys doing. We're like, oh my god, Oh
my god. The driver jumps out. Your driver the car
of the suspects they jump. He jumps out of his car,
sprints into a bar. Ah the passengers getting out, they
(34:02):
tased his ass. Pepper spray comes out right, pepper spray, dude,
detain him. They run in the bar and drag that
dude out of the barn. Well, he's going to jail
for life. Like I don't know that. It was like
one of those open windows in the front and I
think they drug him out the window. Oh, welcome to Austin, dude. Yeah,
(34:28):
And I mean he's trying to run away. He's trying
they tase him and pepper spray. I mean it was
and then they start pouring water in their eyes. Yep,
I mean it was unbelievable. I have no idea what
these guys did, no idea what happened petty theft, but
the fact that the like we're sitting there. Oh, they
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pulled a car over and then he pulls forward and
rams the cop cars like this is something you see
in the movies. And I loved his idea of running
in to the bar.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Did you film at any point?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
No? One guy in the car did.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I'm going next time with you, because you don't film
when you need to and have the conversation.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I was in the back middle, so I would I
mean I would have to have been reaching over seats
and I'm going with you next year. The windows were tinted.
The one guy that was sitting passenger side captain seat.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Like the middle. Oh, he was the one that filmed.
He was he was sitting.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
No, I was sitting. I was sitting in the back. Yeah, dude.
It was so crazy and we were stuck there for
like six minutes. Couldn't get around because there was just
cops everywhere running around, chasing people, tasing, throwing cuffs, throwing
pepper spray. I mean, I've never seen a cop car
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get rammed. You don't even need to go out after that, dude.
I was like, can we just go to the hotel now? Like,
I don't need to see anything else. I Am done
like this was so fun. That was so cool, and
we were all on cloud like on an adrenaline high.
I'll see this. We get to Whistler or whatever the
hell we went to. We got one drink, and all
we could talk about was the police shake down, like
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the jumping out, the car, running into the bar, the tasing,
the pepper spray, and I was like, I got none
else to talk about. I'm ready to go to bed.
They had a perimeters set up, they dude, they had
it surrounded, and I thought, oh yeah, and he wasn't
going to give up. He went boom nailed that cop car.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Was it an athlete?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I mean he looked athletic running into that bar.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
You don't think it was yours, do you?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
No, it wasn't yours. It wasn't yours. But I was like,
this is what I miss about going out exciting stuff
like this.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Dude, you don't think it was Caleb the Martinez brothers.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Now you mentioned it might have been there. It might
have been there. Hey, you know who? I know it
wasn't Catnick because I know cat Nick's calm down, he
doesn't drink anymore. That's why I know it wasn't cat Nick.
I mean it was unbelievable. It was so crazy. So
then I'm like, all right, I'm out there. We get
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the uber and we go back and they're ready to
go to the hotel bar. And then we go over
there and it's popping off at the hotel bar. But
it was already what hotel, uh, Fairmont, but it's already man,
twelve forty five. I'm tired. I played golf all day,
so I do the Irish goodbye, just kind of sneak
out while they're ordering drinks, go up to the hotel room.
(37:31):
I'll get the next round and I pass out. It
was awesome, And then we go to Saturday. Man, take
you all about it. Right after this, nothing really exciting during.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
The day, yeah, Amy said she woke up at noon.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Nothing really exciting. I had to go to the daytime
stage at like two. But I did wake up Saturday
morning to some angry text from Batter's Box.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Oh this guy up, everybody, it's a batter his box, And.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I felt really bad. It was a very like my
bad moment because then the night before he had called me.
But I was in the middle of filming that video
that I had to rush back from golf to film
for Capitol One, and I saw that he was calling,
but I was in the middle of filming, and so
I didn't pick it up. And then I literally went
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straight from the venue to the client party and then
client party to the artist and you know, record label party,
and then by that time it's midnight, and so I
didn't call him back. So I wake up on Saturday
morning about eight am to a text and I felt
like it was an angry text, and he said, Hey,
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your nephew has a baseball game at nine. I would
have told you last night, but you didn't pick up
or bother to call back, batter of the bat, And
I'm like, dang, my bad. You know you're feeling bad,
like you're feeling bad about it, right, So then I respond,
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I say my bad, and I tell him everything I
had going on, and by the time it was midnight,
I explained my situation. Then he hits me with another
text and he says, yeah, And I was looking back
through my messages, man, and I guess I and I
never found the text where I got invited to golf.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Did he dip into the brown? What is he talking
about with all these emotions? Is he back on the whiskey.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I don't know, man, And I felt bad and immediately
I feel bad.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Ray some of my guy friends get banned from the
Brown and have to switch to just beer.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
And here's the thing. It's a tough weekend because you're
only there for a certain amount of hours and you
try to fit so many people in and so much
to do.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Do they not realize that and you're working?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yeah? And I texted him, was like, look, dude, my bad,
Like I am going to see you tomorrow at mom
and Dad's. I'm not gonna see Greg, Jake or Garrett,
and so I thought we could squeeze in golf. We
already had a foursome. I feel really bad. You know,
it's a stressful weekend. I'm working plus on top of this.
But if you want to go play tomorrow morning at
eight am, if you can find a tea time.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I'll be there.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
And he said, I don't think it's a good idea
we play tomorrow morning because everybody's going to mom and
Dad's in the morning. And I was like yeah, And
I was like, and I'm still trying to get your
you know, I'm trying to find those two tickets that
you want for the concert.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Who's better at golf? You or your brother me? And
you still haven't hooked him up with show ticks. No,
it took your other buddies the Pearlas and bass Drop
Country Club.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
But dude, take him to blue Bonnet. It's not there, man,
it's houses. We'd break a lot of windows. And he
texts back, no worries. I didn't really want to go
anyway there.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
This text the threads the highlight man, and I'm like,
it's great.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
This is a passive aggressive couple's fight. And I'm like, man,
I'm sorry, and I'm like, I'm still working on it.
And I go to the Daytime Village trying to score
two more tickets, can't find any, talk to Rod, and
I finally texted. I'm like, hey, man, I wasn't able
to come up with two more tickets.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
He goes, no worries, Good thing I didn't ask, so
you couldn't even get some extra ones.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
But then that's when Rod came up to me later
that night and he was like, man, it was right
when the show started, t rets on stage and we're
standing there side stage, and he goes, surprised, I didn't
get that one o'clock text from Ray asking for two tickets.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Right Billy was in Dallas at byron Nellison, and I
was like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Man, I don't know what happened with that one. That
was really weird. That's crazy, man. And so I have
two and a half hours between the daytime stage and
when I have to do my first live hit on
Hulu at seven twenty. Then they added something to my
schedule where I'm supposed to practice my Hulu stuff. It's
five point fifteen.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
You don't need to practice it, That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
I said, how important is this practice? I'm a natural?
And they said, ah, they you know, the TV people
kind of freak out. They like you to practice. Like,
can we move that up to four to ten? Because
I didn't bring my clothes, I got to go back
to the hotel. Like yeah, so we move it up
to four ten. We go through it four ten to
four p thirty, No problem, go out, get an uber.
And the problem is the state track meet is going
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on right next door at the Track and Field Stadium
of the University of Texases. And I get back to
the hotel plenty of time, relax. I have time to
order room service because The one thing about this thing
is they don't feed you dinner at night when you're
at that venue.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah, there's no food. They don't.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Over the oversight, Yeah they don't. They have like little snacks,
crackers and cheese. That's not food. It's not food. I
need subsistence. And so I freaking order room service a
chicken sandwich with some French fries. And I'm so excited.
I get dressed. They knock, knock, knot. My room surfaces there.
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I got twenty minutes to eat it, and I'm like,
all right, thank you. I put the tip down, get
the receipt, have a great night. I put the tray down,
I pull off the lid, and this and which is
covered in buttermilk ranch. That's awesome. I love ranch. Your
boy doesn't do ranch.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Oh dude, you're missing out, bro.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
And I'm thinking I can just scrape it off.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Not if it's cover smothered, covered and buttered.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Hit is smothering cover, dude. They have it on both
sides of the bun. It's not so it's on the
top bun and the bottom bun. So both sides of
the chicken are absolutely drenched. You gotta move to the
fries and buttermilk ranch. So I just ate fries. That
is what I had for dinner with fries. So I
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paid forty five dollars because they charge you an outrageous
amount of money for them to bring food up to
your room. I paid forty five dollars for French fries.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
You need an assistant. They could have ran and got
you stuff.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
So I'm depressed. So then it's time to go. I
got to get to the venue. But how depressed? Well,
I'm just gonna I know, I'm gonna be hungry.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Oh okay, And I didn't know what the hell you
were talking about.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I got to be there by seven, you know, twenty,
and I get in the uber at six point thirty,
and all of a sudden we hit traffic that's Austin
and I am like, oh boy, I'm not gonna make it.
We're still about to, you know, three half a mile away.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Why do they not put you right next to the venue.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
That's a good question, man, I don't know. And I
mean we're just sitting there. Ray have you ever thought
about being a coordinator? Before we're sitting there? It is
now six fifty one. You gotta get out and run
and I'm like, I'm gonna ditch the car. I'm like,
you man, And I look at Ryan. I don't think
gonna make it because I think we're fine. I think
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we're fine. And I'm like, I don't know six fifty four,
I don't know it gets the six fifty six and
we haven't moved. We're about to go live on Hulu.
We are about to go live on Hulu. You're in
the uber and I'm still in the uber and I'm
still half a mile away.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
I mean, they could have grabbed Amy or Eddie. Couldn't
they have?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yeah? Yeah, but that's a bad look, right. They don't
have the power ideal on the screen. It's a bad
look to have to have them read two lines. I'm
a five. But I'm also supposed to salute my kids
like honey, mooktar because they're watching live on Hulu.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Got it, you had other stuff, the ulterior motive.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
So they're sitting around the TV ready to see me salute.
So that's my hello to them. And I look at Ryan.
It's like, we got a bail, man, we got a
bail And I said, hey man, we're gonna get out here,
and he's like, are you sure we're still half mile.
I'm like, yeah, man, it doesn't seem like you're moving
very fast. So I'm about to go ahead and go
and we get out and we powerwalk it. I get tough.
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I get inside the venue seven o four pm and
I have to go straight down. I watched t rep
for two songs, then I get backstage to go live
on Hulu. Barely made it, man.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Well, and I mean, like, they can't just throw dash
on to say your lines or something like that.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
They could have, oh, but I didn't want to put
that pressure on them. I didn't want to be the
irresponsible one that missed the stage hit.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
It's Lunchbox from the Bobby Bone Show and I Heart
music over to you, Bailey, I mean, what the hell
is your lying?
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Because here's the deal, was your life because there was
someone in our group I'm not gonna name any names,
Amy that was late to the daytime stage and missed
her stage announcement.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
From the daytime stage to the nighttime I'm Lunchbox from
the Bobby Bone Show and I know country music taken
away time is WHT.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
What did you say?
Speaker 2 (46:56):
I don't remember, man, because it was Corty.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
It had to be.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Did you get the saluted?
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Oh? I got the salute? Did they video it? Yeah,
they said they videoed it. They said they saw it. Yeah.
That was stressful. But then the rest of the night
was great. Man, My boys were at the concert. They
were just getting hammered in the VIP.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Okay, well tell me this. Did you have just that
hit or were there other I had like four or
five hits. See, then that keeps you from really chilling
with your friends.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Right, And I had an interview statesman, do all that.
It's great? Then I'm done. I'm all right, We're gonna
go up to the VIP area, have a couple of drinks.
Then we went to the sat in their seats by
boys and watched Brooks and Done watch them, and then
we had a very key moment in our life. Ryan
looked Atus and goes, guys, once they see Neon Moon,
(47:47):
we've got to go. And I'm like, that's probably gonna
be the closer. He goes, no, No, they never closed with
Neon Moon. And I'm like, how do you know this
because I know Brooks and Done. He goes, they don't
close with once they seen that, we gotta go or
we're never going to get an uber. Always leave early
al theory and action right here. So they do neon Moon.
(48:09):
They finish, and he goes, all right, let's go, let's go.
They start into my Maria and we exit the building perfect,
and we call a new We trying to find the
Uber drop off and we're walking all wrong directions. Jacob.
We thought he was deceased. We looked over in the
middle of Brooklyn done and he's gone.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
It wasn't the Rainy Street ripper, was it.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
He didn't say bye, he didn't. I mean, there was
one point I was talking to him and he was
just pouring his drink. Did you check, ladybird Lake? No, No, listen,
this is how good Jacob was. I'm talking to him
and he was literally just pouring his drink out without
even knowing him, Like it was just splashing on the
ground next to him as he's talking to me. That's
the worst. That's callaway at the convention. But he had
(48:54):
no idea what he was doing. That's the late callaways.
You hear he passed away this weekend. We're gonna talk
about that in a minute. And he was just gone, gone,
gone gone. I'm like, all right, well and we start
texting him nothing back, nothing backs, and we're walking all
over UT's campus trying to find the uber drop off,
(49:14):
and luckily Jinny takes off running because the uber says
you have five minutes to get there. She runs ahead,
finds the uber and dude, I might tell you what
we get in that uber. And then I see there's
just thousands of people coming over that uber line, and
her drunk husband rolls down the window. Sucks the way nothing.
It sucks to not have an uber. Sucks not having uber,
(49:39):
and he says, yelling, taunting the people waiting for an uber.
But here's the problem. Uber only fixed six. We have seven.
And then guy's like how many you have. We're like, no, no,
we're good. Just go, just go, just go. He goes
too many. Yep, they're strict about that, and I'm like,
(50:00):
uh so we just have Greg sitting there like, no, no,
he's good. So we made Greg sit b in the
middle on the floor the ultimate bat and dude, our
driver was like, okay, and we put in where we're going.
We're going to DuPont or Dumont some bar. I don't
know that Ryan picked and our guy was from Russia
or somewhere over there near Russia. And I have never
(50:21):
seen someone drive so crazy in my freaking life, who
just swarve it all over the place. And we were
talking about country music and he was like you like
country music? He goes, no, right, oh, And since we
didn't get to hear my Maria, Ryan grabbed the driver's
phone and found my Maria and his music and played it,
(50:44):
and then we started a dance party in the freaking uber.
He started playing all the hip hop songs, A skeet skeet,
skeet ski. All these women crawl to the window, to
the wall, and we're just going I mean, Ryan is
just grabbed the driver's phone, and Ryan's like, man, I
would never let anybody have my phone. I'm like, right,
(51:05):
he didn't let you have it. You took it off
the phone holder, and you're in this dude. I think
he just wanted us out of his zuber because he
is just zoo down Seventh Street, just hauling as fast
at four in it. Dude, down seventh, you guys going
to the ranch. He's going down Seventh, down to Congress,
over to DuPont or Dumont or wherever the hell we went.
And I mean he was gunning it red.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Light, think it's red, yep, yep, probably should stop.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
He took some great videos of us dancing in the
car by having a nice buzz feeling the music, and
we get out of the car and I mean he
was out of there, dude. Yeah, big f one fan.
Eh wow. Then we go to this bar and it
was great. It was they had I don't even know
what the heck was called. It's cool. Saw a bunch
(51:53):
of people listeners saying hello to us or all of
the podcast No, no of the podcasts, just the regular show, dude.
And then I mean, well, big Joe and everybody was
already tired. It's like one o'clock. Now we're fading. So me,
Ginny and Andy we walk and get pizza and then
we say good night, good job guys. We all drifted off,
one by one. Garrett chess Day, Ryan, Greg jacob Lock.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
Yeah, was he ever found?
Speaker 1 (52:21):
He eventually at two forty five, he liked a photo
in the group chat. He's surfaced to like and then
passed out. That's it, man. He liked a photo at
two am in the group chat. Vegas is gonna be
a messy one. Oh man, it was bad. And then
(52:42):
the next day I went over to the parents' house
and we played some baseball in the backyard with the
nephews and niece and walked to the Walgreens and got
some strawberry milk for the nephews and saw the brothers,
saw the sister and it was great. Saw mom and Dad.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Well, glad you gave your parents and family the rest
of you and what's left of you.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Oh, man, I was dying, dude. I was so tired.
Not the hungover version of you. Oh my guys, I
need a nap. I need a nap. I'm just gonna
I'm gonna power through. I'm gonna power through and power
through I did. I spent some quality time with my folks,
and then we left. Man. They dropped me off at
the airport and Cyanora came home. And that was my
weekend in Austin.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
Dude, and also rest in peace to callaway.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Uh, we're gonna take a break and we're gonna talk
all about it right after this. Yeah, why don't you
just dig right in. Well. Happy birthday, Miguel. First of all,
he turned forty. Over the weekend. We did not get
invited to the fortieth birthday.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
I was a swingers.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
Oh, I didn't know that, But now now that it's
happy birthday Miguel, I also think maybe maybe the Miguel
jinks is what we need to talk about, HM. Because
first of all, Miguel has been to every convention. He's
been amazing. And then like a year and a half ago,
he got in this big motorcycle accident and he was hurt.
(54:04):
They said he may never walk again, but he just
kept persevering walks again. Then at this last convention he's
with Buddy Glass and Buddy Glass gets hit by a car.
That's right. And then Callaway goes to Miguel's fortieth birthday
and before he left he had a seizure shooh. And
(54:26):
then he's in the ambulance on the way to the
hospital he has another seizure shoo. So I'm starting to
think this might be the Miguel jeans. I read it
on Facebook. So did he survive it? Callaway? He said,
it's been quite the day. I was here in Dallas
for Miguel's fortieth birthday and then before I left, I
had a seizure for the first time in my life,
(54:47):
and then another one in the ambulance. If I hadn't
had my sore loser's family, I couldn't have made it
through Shout out to Brandy and Eric Martinez, the Martinez
brother's cousin, Miguel and Victor Choria, Landon Loker and Julie Loker,
b McNamee and Rosanna Glass. Don't know what I would
have done today without them, and I wouldn't have made it.
(55:09):
And super good blessing. Seeing Becca Robadouche and Danielle Guera
and Mario this weekend as well, though they missed the seizure.
Fun All this to say, I am feeling emotional because
of this weird, random legit family that this podcast has
provided us, which is crazy. It's so crazy that that happened,
(55:29):
and that he was with them when it happened.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
See, I thought that Facebook thing was done post humous,
oh after a person's passing.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Oh okay, well that is not what happened, is it.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
I thought that it occurred or was published after the
person's death.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
So Callaway is good. He's good, he is good, he's recovering.
I don't know what comes back next, but that is amazing.
And the fact that he was there with all them
if he was by himself. I don't I don't know
what happens when a seizure happens, like do you need
people with you?
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Well, it's I mean, let's ask the questions. Are they
doing drugs?
Speaker 1 (56:08):
No? Did you like my troll job on Facebook? Though?
Speaker 2 (56:12):
Yeah, the cat Callaway Brothers, I.
Speaker 1 (56:16):
Said, A real football program it is, don't know nothing,
get some I posted a picture of the Texas football trailer.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
I thought that was hilariou you acted like the Martinez brothers.
You did some spelling incorrect to make it. You look
even more like the Martinez brothers.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
Yes, it's funny. Uh and then hold on, hold on.
Then I got to do another shout out, gosh, ray
I met a listener on Sixth Street and promised, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, gosh,
where is it where you guys getting groped out? There
a lot of fans, a lot of fans, a lot
of fans, a lot of listeners. I was trying to.
Speaker 2 (56:50):
Find the brand has never been bigger.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
I was trying to find the post about this dude
and his chick. It's his girlfriend and instead of going
to dinner for her birthday, she said we should go
to Game seven of the Nuggets and Clippers, And so
I felt like she deserved a shout out. But I
can't find it on the damn Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (57:11):
Yeah you're good man.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
Maybe you could search for it. That'd be amazing. Can
you find it?
Speaker 2 (57:16):
No, man, we'll just let it go.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
No, no, no, she deserves a shout out. I just
don't know how to check on our Facebook. Yes, all right,
let's see where the heck is it. I even commented
on it, but I can't find it. But anyway, while
we're waiting, I'll read an email says, what up coachers?
(57:39):
Is a long one?
Speaker 2 (57:40):
Yeah, let's skip that one.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
Yeah, I'll read it next time. But yeah, I'm glad.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
This is the craziest coincidence in sports history. Joe Thaisman injury,
Alex's it's not.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
It man, lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (57:54):
Maybe Bryson took Tony from the local Muni's advice, Brichi
and Deshamble, that's.
Speaker 1 (57:59):
Not it, that's not it. Edges he won though.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
Mellow Joker is crazy, but they'd all be nasty together.
No down goes Bo Nickel need a chest? No search?
Who's the guy on this picture with Lunchbox somebody said,
Carlos the Mexican spinning.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Oh here, Davis, I got it. When your girlfriend says
I'd rather go to Game seven than get the massage
in facial you had scheduled for her birthday. Happy birthday,
Jessica Nicole, you take her to Game seven. LFG Nuggets
Nation for life. She's a kate keeper. That's Randy a tour.
Jessica Nicole is the best girlfriend in the world, hands down.
(58:47):
She said, no facial, no massage, Let's go watch the Nuggets.
Speaker 2 (58:51):
And I liked it like Jacob at two thirty in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
There we go. All right, I'll read that email next time.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Let's put it too bad man.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
What a weekend? What a week Hey, Callaway, I hope
you're okay. Sore Losers Nation, Thank you for being there
for him. I don't know if he's still in Dallas.
I wonder if he's still there. I don't know. I
assume more water and less scag Callaway. All right, I'm
gonna go take a nap. All right, we gotta go.
I think I took too many breaks. Uh Mom, Dad,
(59:18):
thank you, batter's box. I apologize again. Happy birthday, Miguel.
But the Miguel jinks, we need to start looking into that,
start looking into that. Ray. Sorry, you weren't there, dude,
I don't know if I had any good stories.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
That was good, man, that was good.
Speaker 1 (59:31):
Yeah, all right, we're out. But dude, if we didn't
leave early, we would have never got an uber.
Speaker 2 (59:38):
What I'll do is I'll just say next time that
I'm your handler, and I'll just go out there for
the whole weekend and get picked up.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
Yeah, we'll do and maybe you'll get video because I
didn't get any video. I forgot trying to be in
the moment, you know what I'm saying. It's like, was
I the only one not there?
Speaker 2 (59:52):
Kitty wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Kitty wasn't there. There were some random people there that
I'm like, why are you here? But I will say
this though, you want to hear something funny, I forgot
to tell you this.
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
We just went an hour without anything funny. Yeah, yeah,
I want to hear something funny.
Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
So Sunday morning, I was taking the elevator down getting
an uber go to my parents' house and one of
the people that we work with gets on the elevator
on her floor and I mean her chat chaws are
hanging out, got a nice bikini top on. Whoa And
(01:00:25):
I'm like, Oh, you're going down to the pool. She goes, Oh, no, no, no,
we're going on the boat today. I'm like what she goes,
she had some iHeart boat day, Like, oh, so you're
staying in an extra day so you guys can go
on a boat. That seems like we weren't invited to that. Man, Dang, dude,
it must be nice.
Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
But you weren't told about the golf or the boat. No.
Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
I was told about the golf. I skipped the golf,
but I wasn't told about the boat. I think the
writing's on the wall. There were some events you weren't
told about. Yeah, that's why I got to go. They
want me in the office. M
Got to do the time. Yeah, I hit it good.
Let's go man. All right, I'm gonna tell you what
the weekend success. If you're wondering, I got into my
bed last night at eleven o two pm. So yes,
I am tired. Yes, I took the latest flight back
I could from Austin. Yes, I have stories. Yes, I'm
(00:21):
in a good mood. Yes, I want to get out
of here so I can go take an out. Well
I don't even need to be a part of it.
Then they're your stories. To go ahead and tell them.
I'm gonna turn my mic off. It's all off. There
he goes, Ray's out here and what's up? All right, guys,
let me tell you about Austin. But first we gotta
start the show.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I was kidding, man, I'm gonna be here.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I know you're gonna be here because I drove by
Billy's house. Does he still live in the same house
you picked us up at.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, yeah he still lives there, one person instead of two.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, But I drove right by. It was he there,
I don't know. I didn't knock on the door.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Now he was at Byron Nelson. Oh man, he had
to schmooze all weekend he had Party two. Hence he's
on the seventh hole. At one time he was on
the green partied. He said, he spent over twelve thousand clients.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
What a great day to party or a weekend to
party at Byron Nelson because you didn't have to worry
about it being a close golf tournament. I guess, uh,
Scotty just dominated. I didn't see it at all.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I gotta get back into gambling because I haven't watched
golf since I stopped three months ago.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
No, literally, I didn't watch it either.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Morgan. Billy sent me a picture and said, can you
see me on TV? And I said, Billy, since I
stopped gambling, I don't watch golf anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Thanks. What does Billy do for a living to not
bore people?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I'm gonna explain it in twenty seconds. He works for
a company that goes into businesses and puts in cameras,
but then at one point he sold the company to
be a huge conglomerate for all of North America for
cameras that get put in the soccer stadium, big type accounts.
(01:58):
Does he physically put in cameras No, I think he's
just with the sales of it. He's a big wig.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Got it. Thank you, yak. He didn't bore me. But
let's start the show man, because I mean, this is
wall to wall action, wallda wall And I said, you
didn't watch that?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Could cover the game last night? Well, Pacer stole Game
one from the Cavs. Oh, there is a shake up
in the NBA.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I did watch that game a little bit in the airport.
They had it on, and I saw the Cavaliers were
making a huge comeback and then they they were down
by eight. Like I guess the Pacers settled themselves. There's
like two and a half minutes ago, and then I
had to get on the plane, so I never looked
back to see who won.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Halliburton, he is a weird shooter, but man, he can
cover some ground. Two steps later a euro step, he
makes a layup that nobody can touch. Another one, he
jukes out that Jared Allen guy and shoots a three
pointer that it looked like he covered ten feet in
about two seconds. Haliburton didn't miss at one point in
the game. I think he eventually did that. Though.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Did you watch the game seven last night?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I heard no. I don't support Draymond Green. So I'm
not watching any of the Warriors games, but I did
hear the Warriors moved on.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
The Warriors moved on. I heard Buddy Heald had a
good game. And the only reason I know this is
because on the shuttle once I got out of the
airport heading back to my car in Lot B at
Nashville International Airport, there was a mom and dad and
their son and I'm gonna assume their son plays basketball
because he was like six foot eight and tall, boh stereotype. Yeah,
(03:31):
and he was breaking it down to his dad like,
oh my gosh, Buddy Heald hit nine threes. He was
nine of eleven. Oh my gosh, Jimmy Butler had this,
step had this. And they're like, and he goes Dylan
Brooks thirty three minutes, six points. Was they were cooking,
And so I assume he played basketball. And he was
(03:52):
really into basketball. And he was like talking about how
you can't throw it down load to I guess a
guy on his team, Robert. He's like, cause Robert just
doesn't have the strength, and his dad was like, no,
I can't hold anybody off. He goes, he gets mad.
He's like he just doesn't understand. He goes That's why
I think Jimmy needs to go back door, and he
just doesn't understand to go back door because it's wide open.
(04:12):
Every time they were breaking down. I guess they had
a basketball tournament this weekend. I don't know, but that's
how I knew the Warriors moved on to play somebody.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Did they talk about efficiency rating? No, We're gonna do
it live, guys. Arnold went to Austin. If you saw
the picture that I put up on the Instagram, it
was Arnold on Lunch's lap and they were headed to Austin.
I can actually put that on the main feeds. You
guys can see it today. I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
So we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Arnold will check in on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
We ah the one, two, three sore losers? What up, everybody?
I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It says that I'm from the north, I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the north side of Nashville. Now, I
was downtown then on the west side. Me and Bazer
lived there two acres. We're gonna have two point two kids,
and I'm gonna die have a heart attack when I'm
seventy two. Justin continues to check on those eggs at
Vanderbilt Clinic. Coach over to you And just so you
guys know, I did not go to Austin. I was
not invited. I did not get that invite. There was
(05:16):
a time when they would fly me to Vegas. They
would fly me to Austin, and they would fly me
to Vegas after the concert, but then I would get
to the hotel lobby and they would give me tickets
to the concert. It never really made any sense. And
I would get out there and I'd party with South
Beach and Billy and I never worked, and I would
just party and then I would come home after losing
a couple thousand dollars. And then I realized I wasn't
necessarily needed out there. And I think they the company
(05:39):
found that out as well, and they haven't flown me
out in the last seven years. Coach over to you, man.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, So I flew into Austin on a Thursday night
and Garrett was nice enough to pick me up from
the airport. Nothing exciting on the airplane. There was nothing
that went down. It was just a straight flight. Got
on the plane, go to austin Land, no problems, no controversy.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
What's everybody in the flight was straight?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Is what you said? No? No, I'm saying like there was
no hiccups. There wasn't like anything dramatic. There was no
good stories to tell. And Garrett picks me up and
we roll to his house, drop off my stuff. Then
we're gonna go to South Congress. We're gonna meet Ryan,
we're gonna meet Chess Day and we're going to dinner
at Perla's. And let me tell you, South Congress was
(06:24):
hopping home sliced people there. It was first Thursday. There
was all sorts of boost setups.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It was fantastic home slice more like homeless.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
The well, there was some homeless. The weather was beautiful,
miss beautiful. It wasn't too hot, had a nice little breeze.
Did look like some rain was rolling in. So our
reservations at Pearla's was for an outside table and Ryan
is freaking out. Oh, we're gonna get rained on. We're
gonna get rained on. So he asked the hostess, is
(06:55):
there any way you can see us inside.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Was Keith there too? Does he sound like no teeth?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No? Did I sound like no?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Hey kid, it's gonna be a little wet, you gotta poncho.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And so she goes, yeah, we can sit you in here.
So we go and we get a table and first,
well the table wasn't ready, so we sat at the
bar and had to drink at the bar first. These ways,
she came over. It's like, I got a table for you,
and she sat us in the corner of the right corner,
right by the windows, kind of by the front of
the restaurant, but we weren't outside. It was cool whatever,
(07:27):
And the dinner was fantastic. Pearlas Perl. I think it's
called Pearla's Pearl.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
People notate places that we mentioned. If you liked it,
they'll probably go there.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Guys. The food was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Can the truck drivers afford it?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I don't know. I'm remember heating at a bougie restaurant.
I'm not saying it was cheap. I'm not gonna go
out on the limb and say it was cheap.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Is it nicer than a pork vessel?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It was nicer than a pork missile? I will say that.
But here's the thing. When you go to dinner with Ryan,
he just orders and you he just orders like five
thousand things and then we all eat it, okay, because
he he's the one that goes to these restaurants, tastes
them and decides which ones are good and which ones
are bad, tries everything on the menu. And let me
tell you. The octopus at Pearla's, Oh my gosh, it
(08:24):
was so good. It was so freaking good. What the
African rainforest did you go eat at? It was all
take the wildebeest. It was a seafood restaurant.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Then possible for me to get the Lynx.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
No. Then the barbecue shrimp, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I've had it at Outback.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
No, no, no, No, barbecue shrimp with an extra order
of the bread because they they grill the bread. It's
a little toasted, got a little sear to it, little
black marks. And we didn't even order it for the shrimp.
I found out i'd been before. They didn't care about
the shrimp. It was the juice in the bowl. They
moved the shrimp to the side and we were just
(09:05):
dipping our bread in the sauce.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I love how you can suck the bottom of the
juice and thank you Pearla was fanantastic.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Were their kids there? Older people?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Was the crowd both.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
There's all sorts of young gen zers, gen xers, whatever
they are, next generation college students. Three chicks sipping on
their glasses of wine. There was mom and dad. There
was two ladies with their two daughters sitting there. I mean,
it was great. And here's the great thing about dinner.
We formulated a Vegas plan. Wow was my name mentioned?
(09:43):
This is why I bring up Pearlas and our Thursday
night dinner because besides that, nothing extraordinary happened. It was
all just we should do a Vegas weekend. And I
talked about how I hit up Garret a few weeks ago, saying, hey,
we should go to Vegas, and he was in Chicago
with his kids, so he couldn't go.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Hold on, I'm in the aisle nine right now, I
can't hear you. I'm dealing with these Kansas soup right now.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And Ryan's like, I would have gone with you, and
I was like, dude, that's my bad. I didn't even
think about it. That's my fault. And so he started
Garrett started talking about He's like, dude, we need to
have a football weekend in Vegas where we just go
one weekend, take no nice clothes and we are parked
at the sports book. I'm there for Friday evening, Saturday
(10:29):
during the day, Sunday during the day, fly back late Sunday.
What games are Friday evening and I'll hang up and
listen Brian mac action macton maction and I was like,
I would do that. Chess Day was like, you tell
me the weekend. I'm in and Ryan goes, I'll go
and Garrett goes, Okay, this is the basis for a trip.
(10:52):
This is how I do it. And I said, well,
what's your basis? He goes. What I do is I
put out feelers. When I get three people to commit,
then I start doing branches out and asking more people
if they would be interested in what the friend tree.
He said, once you have three, you're good, and he goes,
I usually start with people that don't have kids. Even
(11:14):
though Garrett has a kid, he said.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
He doesn't consider himself a dad, right.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
He goes, because the people without kids are more likely
to commit early on Yeah, no, less Billy will commit
today to ken Kun and so he was like, now
that we have you three on board, I can start
formulating a calendar and start asking other branches if they
would be interested.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Did you tell him that you're not part of the
grocery store chain? Like, what is he talking about?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I don't know. And so that was what happened at dinner.
It was great, and that's.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
All the hangover was creative.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
So we are looking at sometime during the football season
going to Vegas and watching nothing but sports at the sportsbook,
camped out in some chairs on a couch, drinking all
day and enjoying football.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
The reason I like that idea better than most people's
Vegas trips is you got to include the women and
dress up.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You got to include the pool.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
With this one, you're wearing your normal clothes and it
is a sports watching weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Don't confuse it with duck club.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
You confuse it with nothing but the sports book.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
That's exactly what Garrett said. He said, we bring t
shirts and shorts, and that is it. Don't have to
worry about dressing up, don't worry about Oh, I'm bored
watching football, can we go do something else? It is
football all.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
The time, right, and you'll be called out if you're
not watching football?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Correct? What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Man?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah? Yeah, you turned sweet on me. You don't like
football anymore. You want to go up cakes and football.
You'd rather go to that musical across the street. So hey, guys,
I'm gonna go to rat Pack. What though that first night,
I'm spending the night at Garrett's house, and so we
drop Ryan off at his house and then we go
to hit Garrett's and his son is a big Austin
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FC fan and he has a rivalry with Nashville. So
I go up in my room where I'm gonna sleep. Also,
Garrett's wife, that's her office where she kentuckts her business.
And I find an Austin FC sweatshirt laid over my
suitcase and you defecate on it. His eight year old
son thinks it's so funny to put his sweatshirt on
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my suitcase. I said, I'll show this little kid, So
I wrapped fold it up, and I go stick in
the bathroom trash. So that way, when he wakes up
for school the next morning, she's gonna find the sweatshirt
in the bathroom trash. And I hear him in the
morning laughing like oh, mom, look he put it in
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the trash. He put in the trash. We gotta put
it somewhere else. So when I get up out of bed,
I go downstairs and his Austin FC shirt is tied
around my golf clubs, and I'm like this little mother.
He thinks he's funny. So I took it, balled it up,
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and I threw it in the fireplace. So when he
came from home from school, he found his Austin FC
shirt in the fireplace. Are they good? They're like in
sixth place. They're not that good because.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
We don't have any good teams here. We have no bad.
Soccer's bad, hockey's bad, and football was bad. We're the
worst team in the NFL, almost the worst team in
the NHL, and one of the worst hockey teams are
soccer teams.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No soccer team. NFC is number six. We didn't make
the playoffs, not last year, but this year we're in
playoff contention. So it is a big rivalry US Austin. Yeah,
I mean really just because our kids. They kind of
whenever we talk on the phone, they'll go Austin, boo Austin,
and then Garretts Getta like Go Boo Nashville. So I
don't even know if there's a real rivalry, but amongst
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the kids there's a rivalry. So then we got to
go get breakfast, tacos.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
One in a million.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, no, no, no. We went to Takaria Arndas, Taca Arrondes.
You head up.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
What's my place that I go to? No, the taco place.
I don't remember the name. I haven't lived there so long.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Taco cabana.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
No, I didn't hit cabanas, the best one. I did
not hit Taco cabana. But we eat the tacos and
then now it's time to head to golf and I'll
tell you all about it. Right after this, we went
out to Hiatt, Lost Pines and bast Drop.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Let me tell you, beautiful, beautiful course, very very hard course,
very hard.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Was it harder than country hills?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Harder than country hills?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Sizon, Raymundo, thanks for taking a YouTube video that we
could put on the YouTube page.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yea, I should have done that, dude. But it was
such a nice course. It was beautiful. It was hard.
Bucky Godbolt hooked it. Oh wow, Bucky Godbolt is a
man amongst men. He is a savior. He is a
wonderful human. Discount, huge discount, huge, my bass drop if
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I'm paying that. But yes, but here's the thing. I
saw something I haven't seen in years.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Naked woman.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Now I've seen that. But we're on the fourth hole
and we just got done tea and off and I
see it and I'm like, wow, here it comes, homeless man,
this is amazing. It was beautiful Tiger Woods and I
was like, wow, Molly Simms a cartgirl. I haven't seen
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that years. Dude. They left with the panty. And I'm
telling you this cartgirl was high, she was blonde, she
was short. And she gets out. She's like, oh, would
you guys like something to drink? And we're like, yeah,
we'd like something to drink.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I'd be careful. Now they all videotape.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
And Greg's like, I will like a screwdriver, make it
a double. And she's like, okay, I don't have any ice. Okay,
Oh that's fine, that's fine. I got some ice from
my one that I got at the clubhouse.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
And then she goes, oh, maybe she's just prepared for cans.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, maybe, And then so Jacob asked for something. She's like, oh,
the problem is I don't have any lids. He goes, okay,
all right, or I don't have any I don't know
what she didn't have, but he goes, can I get
a white clothed in or like a high new and
she goes, oh, I forgot to get those. I don't
have any of those either. Okay. She's over for three yeah,
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and we're like okay. He's like, well what do you have?
She goes, I have some strong citrus drink and he goes, fine,
I'll take that. He's gonna take it sick eight point
alcohol content exactly. It was a double of claw And
so then Garrett asked for a blue gatorade. Oh I
forgot to fill up the gatorades. So I don't have
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any of.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
That either, Brookie.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
So like, what exactly do you have?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I'm guessing it's the shots, the fireball shots what they
all do. And then some beers.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
And Garrett's like, okay, do you have like a beer? No,
I don't have that beer. I'll take a bush latte.
You got that hot tits? Well, okay, do you have
like a Snicker's? No, don't have that either, Okay, what
do you have? Well, I have no lids, I have
no ice, and really I only have two cups left.
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So Greg got his screwdriver, so there's one cup left,
so it's between because Jacob took the strong Citrus drinks
and she didn't have whatever liquor he wanted. So I
got one of those strong Citrusses because I let Garrett
have the other cups and she leaves. We're like, what
the hell was that? Why did she bother coming? If
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she has nothing? How do you forget to get ice?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
At least it was something, because if you go out
on the course now in Nashville, you're out there for.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Here, eight holes without anything to drink.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Un lets you sneak them on, which we always do.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Great point, but nothing else really exciting happened. The golf
was tough, we were struggling. We had some good shots,
bad shots, spraying it all over the place. Then we
make the turn. Any holes in one's no holes in
ones because nobody listens to me.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
When it's a par three, you always have that chance.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I ain't know.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I got Baser talking to my back swing, got justin
playing grab Ass and Angelina guys at a par three,
there's always the chance that you can get a hole
in one.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Why is nobody paying attention? Everybody should be focused. It's
the part three in your life. You could get a
hole in one. The one time you can score around
is on a par four or a par five. You
don't have to watch someone drive it unless they ask you, hey,
can you watch my ball? But on a part three,
everybody should be silent and you should always be watching
because there's always the chance that a miracle is about
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to happen.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You know that one hole at Have you ever played
pebble Brook where you can hit it off the cliff?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I had one perfectly in line, almost my first hole
in one. It's such a magical moment. Justin, No, that's
like seventy five yard short, not even close. We go
down there, it's right off the green. I was like, justin,
You couldn't have dampered my emotions anymore. I literally almost
got a hole in one. No, it's like seventy five
yard short. It was right almost on the group for
the fringe.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Thanks for crapping on my big moment. I mean I
hit a dead set on the hole. It was a
special moment. Let me have it. Yeah, And so then
and I forgot to say that a whole number two,
Jacob makes the joke of the year. He goes, hey, man,
are you sure you're not gonna have to leave early
and go film a video for work because last year
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I had to leave early because I had to go
film a video for one so I didn't get to
play all eighteen. And I was like, no, that was
last year. We're all good, and we get to the
turn and we get to the clubhouse. We're like, oh,
could we order a sausage wrap? I don't have any
of those ready. But and then the cart girls there.
She goes, oh, what hol are you guys going to
We're like, oh, number ten. She goes, I'll bring them
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out to you perfect. I'm like, oh my god, you honey.
I love cartgirls. Welcome back to my life. See you
in a minute.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Lose a couple articles. It's getting hot up.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, make sure you bring the ice and the lids
and the liquor and the everything else that you didn't
have the last time. Make sure it's cold, maybe going
the cooler.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Look for something there for about twenty minutes, then come.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Straight the whole number ten. We got tee off at ten.
Hit our second shot.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
At ten, Wait second shot, mulligan.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
No, I have to you know whatever, and then finish
number ten. Go to number eleven. He said ten said
she'd bring it right to us. Called to number eleven.
Sh all right, play number eleven. Boom, play number twelve.
Still no cartgirl, Yeah, she forgot exactly she did. Ray.
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We're sitting there going so much redding and Greg's pissed.
Just Greg's the one that bought them, Gregg's the one
that paid for him. We're like, hey, great, thanks for
those sausage raps.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
They're freaking amazing, and they only hit when you're on
the course. They'll slap when you're in the car driving home.
And he's like, I'm so pissed off. Right now, he
goes first, she didn't have ice, she didn't have lids,
and now she stole our sausage wraps. Then we play
number thirteen. We're walking off the green and over the hill.
Here comes the cart girl and we're like, there is
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no damn way she remembered our sausage wraps. She gets
out four sausage wraps. I mean it only took her
four freaking holes and then you redeem yourself. And then
she comes back from the dead and let me tell
you they were jalapeno sausage and they were duh delicious,
worth the way delicious? Are these pearlas barbecue shrimp? And
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then we're about to tee off on number fifteen, who
is winning? By the way, Greg, he's the best of
the group. Yeah, then Jacob, then Garrett, Garrett, then me,
You're the worst of the group, dude, Garrett or Greg
is so good? He is phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, I couldn't stand with you boys.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Then uh, Vegas for sure, only sportsbook, no golf. Yeah.
And then I get to number fifteen getting out of
the cart and my, oh, hey, this is bones.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, you gotta film a video today for iHeart.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
And I get a text from Scuba, Hey man, any
chance you can head to the arena and film this video?
And I'm like what He's like, Sorry, seems that Amy's
playing is delayed, so we're hoping you could come it.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Did you tell me your bolt on the golf course?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
And here's the problem. After the golf we were supposed
to go back to Garrett's get my stuff and then
go meet check in the hotel. So my luggage is
at Garrett's house.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I'm gonna be wearing Garrett's kids clothes.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
And I'm like, oh man, we're on number fifteen. And
He's like, I'm gonna need you here by four thirty.
That's tough, and I lost in traffic. I look at
Jacob and I say, man, you're never gonna believe this.
But they just texted me and said can you come
shoot a video? And Garrett's like, how do you do this?
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How do they not tell you in advance? It seems
to happen every year. He goes, I couldn't live like that.
He goes, my schedule is set two weeks in advance,
and I know exactly when and where I have to
be at work.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
We get it. The store shelves are stocked.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
We get it, Garrett. The grocery store runs on you
know a right timeline because you're in charge. Congratulations, you're
the store director, Poultry and Veggieisle.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
We get it.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
So then I got to figure out if if I'm
gonna go get my bags, I'm never gonna make it
by four thirty. No, and there's no way from bashtra. I'might, Garrett,
can you tell your wife? To put my bags in
an uber. He goes, my wife's not home, dude, tell
your four year old kid. So I hit up Ryan,
who lives close to Garrett, and I say, hey, man,
can you go to Garrett's. I will call an uber
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away mo, no driver, no person, and I will have
you send my bags to the hotel and then I
will have Scuba Steve meet the uber down out at
the front of the hotel to get my bags.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Tell me this worked, and he goes, yeah, I'll go.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
And he goes, and he goes, door's locked to the house. Yeah,
And I'm like, what goes around the back door? It's open.
He gets in the back door, gets my bag. The
uber shows up and he puts the bags in and goes,
all right, man, thank you. She goes, you're not coming. No.
He's like, no, no, no, I just need you to
take the bags. She goes, but I'm not picking a
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person up, will it? Uber? And she's like, I don't
really understand, so I'm just supposed to take the bags
and no person.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
They never understand it right away.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
And he's like that's right. And she goes, and who
do I give them to? When I get to where
I'm going she goes. He goes, I don't know there'd
be someone. She goes, can I have his number? He goes,
what's his number associated with his count? You can just
call him? And so she calls me when she's a
minute of white, saying, hey, I'm pulling up and I
only have bags. I don't have a person. Is someone
coming to get the bags? I said, oh yeah, there's
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a big, tall, like bearded guy with no hair on
top of his head. I said, let me call him
right back. I'll call him and see if you know.
And then I call Scoob and he's like, got the bags?
Got the bags?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Why was she so confused by that concept?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I don't know, dude.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I did you one better one time. I uber just keys.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Legit.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
You open the door, set the keys on the guy's seat,
and shut the door. And they look at you like
something like ghosts walked in.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Dude. It did. And I mean, I've spent way too
much time. We're only we're twenty seven minutes and I've
only done golf. Yeah, get to ieheart man, get to
the after parties. Get to the after party the women
that ieheart man, Dude, And I'm telling you about walking
around on South Congress. Though. There are some gorgeous women
in Austin, gorgeous and no, no, no, say I think
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it were older?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
No, no, no way more than before, dude, Ray, there's more
attractive women in Austin than Nashville. I said it.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
There are so many smoking hot chicks, so many smoking
hot chicks. Not that I was looking, but so, what
are you saying?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
You weren't even able to enjoy your time with your
buddies your head, Ray, I almost ran into a light
pull one time checking out the chicks out.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
No, no, that one. That's not what I'm saying. But
I am saying, I am. What I'm saying is there's
gorgeous women everywhere. And golf was amazing. It was fantastic.
It was really hard. I shot at one oh three
course was really hard. Oh that's bad.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I'd have trimmed off a couple of those.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
No, I don't. I'm honest with my golf scores. Shake
everybody's hands and we go to the cars, and I
think in my head, I had the option that morning
I got invited to go play golf with the execs
and clients, or I could go play golf with my boys.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
On the same day, same day. I thought it was
the day before. Was the exact golf.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
No, same day. And I had to make a decision,
and I said, you know what, the execs don't care
if I'm there. I'm going with my boys. And I
went with my boys, and I rushed back and I
went and filmed that video. Then it was time to party.
Tell you all about it.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Right after this, did you go near Ladybird Lake?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, right by it. Rainy Street, Dude is done. It
is all hotels. There's maybe three or four bars left
on Rainy Street. Ray lost its charm. It has lost
its charm. Ray no longer has a luster. All these
cool bars that were in the hold houses torn down,
torn down, torn down, all these corporates, all these people
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offering millions of dollars to sell. I'll sell. So it's
a client party. You're gonna go and meet all the clients.
You know, say what up? Thanks for being a sponsor.
Farmers ain't selling true at Farmers, And don't worry. I
told Chess Day and Ryan, I said, guys, you guys
wade a party. And I brought him to the client party.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Man, there could be potential clients. Yeah, Garrett does a
potential deal with the grocery store chain in iHeart.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
But Garrett didn't go. He had to go home to
the wife and kid. Ray.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Garrett can't afford the commercials on Ihea.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
He had to work on Saturday. Ryan and Forrest they
got the weekend off. They're ready to go.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I thought he was upper management. He is, he has
to work Saturday.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
He's working Saturday. Yeah, he has to work a weekend. Dude.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Put some of the newcomers on the weekend shift.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I agree. So we go to the client parties, shaking hands,
free dreams, got some phenomenal food. Phenomenal. It was from Pearlas, No,
it was. It was at the.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Barbara Barbecue Shrimp Ray Octopussy Van's Dant Hotel.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
You take it up to like the sixth or seventh floor.
You're looking over downtown. I mean it was beautiful. Look,
I know that hotel. I haven't been back there in
eight years. Well, it's on Rainy Street, so you can
see Lady Bird Lake, the Rady Street. Yes, and dude,
we're just having a good old time hob nobbing with people,
shaking hands bloh. Yeah, and then it's time to go
to the artist and industry party at the Driftwood, and
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I put them on the list this year instead of
just sneaking chest day and Ryan in, I'm just like,
how I'm gonna put you on the list. And the
door's open, so we go to walk in. The guy's like,
who whoa, whoa. I'm like, yeah, we're here for the party,
because like, you gotta go up there, go up the
stairs and come in that way. Okay, So we go
up the stairs, walk in that door. I mean it's
like an extra ten feet but there's no one there
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to check IDs or anything.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
So what difference did it make? It looked like he
was in an attic.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
I knew you were gonna like it because it was
trendy and a dive, free.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Drinks, had more food, talking to people, talk to Bailey
Zimmern and he comes up and he starts talking to us.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Why would you talk to Bailey You're trying to hobnob
with the clients, Bailey to clients.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
At the other one. This is the client industry party.
What can bailey' Zimmerman do for us?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
No, no, I didn't. He liked Ryan's shirt. Ryan had
a shirt on that said Pink Pony Club.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
So was Ryan talking with him?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
So he just starts talking to Bailey and then they
start talking and they I don't know how they got
on talking about roller skating, and Bailey's like, oh my gosh,
we used to go to the roller skating rink. And
Ryan asked him, what how old are you? And he
goes twenty five and Ryan goes, oh, I thought skating
rinks were dead along before you were at skating rinks.
He goes, I'm glad to hear that they kept going.
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What So we had like a ten minute conversation with
Bailey's Immerman about skating rinks, Pink Pony Club, and Chapel Roam.
Great conversation. Then he moved on, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
He talked about everything not business related, not business related.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Why don't you talk about sore losers getting him on
the potty? I don't know, didn't even think about it,
be honest with you, we were the last thing you
thought of. Yeah, that wasn't on my mind at this point.
And then you know, our are our boss Rod. He's like, hey,
are this parties wrapping up? Where are we going next?
Where we going next? After party? After the after pot.
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Where are we going next? Where we going next? And
I'm like, I don't know, man. So we decide we're
going to Whistler. So we ordered three cars. Whistle Pig Saloon, yeah,
the Stripper, no, no, no, no. So we ordered three
different cars. Ubers, you know what I mean. All these
people are going, it's we're rolling deep like I.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Wish I would have been there, you know where, out
of taken the exact square, Yellow Rose. All right, that's
that's how you want to seal a deal. You go
to the Rose, the yellow one that plays still there.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Plaza Plaza is still there, still there, Yellow Rose, still there.
And this is where it gets interesting. Ray, We're in
the Ubers and we're and all of a sudden we're
in traffic. And I don't know what street we were on,
maybe Seventh, maybe I don't remember Fifth, I don't know.
I think May fifth. And all of a sudden, these cops,
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a cop car pulls up behind this car, cop car
on the other side of the car, and a cop
car in front of the car, and they all turn
on the lightshes and I'm like, they're boxing this car
in and I'm like, oh, that's crazy. But then it
gets crazier. The guy drives forward a little bit, slams
it in reverse boom and rams the cop car and
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then all hell breaks a little dude, all helps you
away from it. Oh, let me see six feet What
are you guys doing. We're like, oh my god, Oh
my god. The driver jumps out. Your driver the car
of the suspects they jump. He jumps out of his car,
sprints into a bar. Ah the passengers getting out, they
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tased his ass. Pepper spray comes out right, pepper spray, dude,
detain him. They run in the bar and drag that
dude out of the barn. Well, he's going to jail
for life. Like I don't know that. It was like
one of those open windows in the front and I
think they drug him out the window. Oh, welcome to Austin, dude. Yeah,
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And I mean he's trying to run away. He's trying
they tase him and pepper spray. I mean it was
and then they start pouring water in their eyes. Yep,
I mean it was unbelievable. I have no idea what
these guys did, no idea what happened petty theft, but
the fact that the like we're sitting there. Oh, they
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pulled a car over and then he pulls forward and
rams the cop cars like this is something you see
in the movies. And I loved his idea of running
in to the bar.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Did you film at any point?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
No? One guy in the car did.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I'm going next time with you, because you don't film
when you need to and have the conversation.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I was in the back middle, so I would I
mean I would have to have been reaching over seats
and I'm going with you next year. The windows were tinted.
The one guy that was sitting passenger side captain seat.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Like the middle. Oh, he was the one that filmed.
He was he was sitting.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
No, I was sitting. I was sitting in the back. Yeah, dude.
It was so crazy and we were stuck there for
like six minutes. Couldn't get around because there was just
cops everywhere running around, chasing people, tasing, throwing cuffs, throwing
pepper spray. I mean, I've never seen a cop car
(35:46):
get rammed. You don't even need to go out after that, dude.
I was like, can we just go to the hotel now? Like,
I don't need to see anything else. I Am done
like this was so fun. That was so cool, and
we were all on cloud like on an adrenaline high.
I'll see this. We get to Whistler or whatever the
hell we went to. We got one drink, and all
we could talk about was the police shake down, like
(36:06):
the jumping out, the car, running into the bar, the tasing,
the pepper spray, and I was like, I got none
else to talk about. I'm ready to go to bed.
They had a perimeters set up, they dude, they had
it surrounded, and I thought, oh yeah, and he wasn't
going to give up. He went boom nailed that cop car.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Was it an athlete?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I mean he looked athletic running into that bar.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
You don't think it was yours, do you?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
No, it wasn't yours. It wasn't yours. But I was like,
this is what I miss about going out exciting stuff
like this.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Dude, you don't think it was Caleb the Martinez brothers.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Now you mentioned it might have been there. It might
have been there. Hey, you know who? I know it
wasn't Catnick because I know cat Nick's calm down, he
doesn't drink anymore. That's why I know it wasn't cat Nick.
I mean it was unbelievable. It was so crazy. So
then I'm like, all right, I'm out there. We get
(37:11):
the uber and we go back and they're ready to
go to the hotel bar. And then we go over
there and it's popping off at the hotel bar. But
it was already what hotel, uh, Fairmont, but it's already man,
twelve forty five. I'm tired. I played golf all day,
so I do the Irish goodbye, just kind of sneak
out while they're ordering drinks, go up to the hotel room.
(37:31):
I'll get the next round and I pass out. It
was awesome, And then we go to Saturday. Man, take
you all about it. Right after this, nothing really exciting during.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
The day, yeah, Amy said she woke up at noon.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Nothing really exciting. I had to go to the daytime
stage at like two. But I did wake up Saturday
morning to some angry text from Batter's Box.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Oh this guy up, everybody, it's a batter his box, And.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I felt really bad. It was a very like my
bad moment because then the night before he had called me.
But I was in the middle of filming that video
that I had to rush back from golf to film
for Capitol One, and I saw that he was calling,
but I was in the middle of filming, and so
I didn't pick it up. And then I literally went
(38:23):
straight from the venue to the client party and then
client party to the artist and you know, record label party,
and then by that time it's midnight, and so I
didn't call him back. So I wake up on Saturday
morning about eight am to a text and I felt
like it was an angry text, and he said, Hey,
(38:48):
your nephew has a baseball game at nine. I would
have told you last night, but you didn't pick up
or bother to call back, batter of the bat, And
I'm like, dang, my bad. You know you're feeling bad,
like you're feeling bad about it, right, So then I respond,
(39:10):
I say my bad, and I tell him everything I
had going on, and by the time it was midnight,
I explained my situation. Then he hits me with another
text and he says, yeah, And I was looking back
through my messages, man, and I guess I and I
never found the text where I got invited to golf.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Did he dip into the brown? What is he talking
about with all these emotions? Is he back on the whiskey.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I don't know, man, And I felt bad and immediately
I feel bad.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Ray some of my guy friends get banned from the
Brown and have to switch to just beer.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
And here's the thing. It's a tough weekend because you're
only there for a certain amount of hours and you
try to fit so many people in and so much
to do.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Do they not realize that and you're working?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yeah? And I texted him, was like, look, dude, my bad,
Like I am going to see you tomorrow at mom
and Dad's. I'm not gonna see Greg, Jake or Garrett,
and so I thought we could squeeze in golf. We
already had a foursome. I feel really bad. You know,
it's a stressful weekend. I'm working plus on top of this.
But if you want to go play tomorrow morning at
eight am, if you can find a tea time.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I'll be there.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
And he said, I don't think it's a good idea
we play tomorrow morning because everybody's going to mom and
Dad's in the morning. And I was like yeah, And
I was like, and I'm still trying to get your
you know, I'm trying to find those two tickets that
you want for the concert.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Who's better at golf? You or your brother me? And
you still haven't hooked him up with show ticks. No,
it took your other buddies the Pearlas and bass Drop
Country Club.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
But dude, take him to blue Bonnet. It's not there, man,
it's houses. We'd break a lot of windows. And he
texts back, no worries. I didn't really want to go
anyway there.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
This text the threads the highlight man, and I'm like,
it's great.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
This is a passive aggressive couple's fight. And I'm like, man,
I'm sorry, and I'm like, I'm still working on it.
And I go to the Daytime Village trying to score
two more tickets, can't find any, talk to Rod, and
I finally texted. I'm like, hey, man, I wasn't able
to come up with two more tickets.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
He goes, no worries, Good thing I didn't ask, so
you couldn't even get some extra ones.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
But then that's when Rod came up to me later
that night and he was like, man, it was right
when the show started, t rets on stage and we're
standing there side stage, and he goes, surprised, I didn't
get that one o'clock text from Ray asking for two tickets.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Right Billy was in Dallas at byron Nellison, and I
was like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Man, I don't know what happened with that one. That
was really weird. That's crazy, man. And so I have
two and a half hours between the daytime stage and
when I have to do my first live hit on
Hulu at seven twenty. Then they added something to my
schedule where I'm supposed to practice my Hulu stuff. It's
five point fifteen.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
You don't need to practice it, That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
I said, how important is this practice? I'm a natural?
And they said, ah, they you know, the TV people
kind of freak out. They like you to practice. Like,
can we move that up to four to ten? Because
I didn't bring my clothes, I got to go back
to the hotel. Like yeah, so we move it up
to four ten. We go through it four ten to
four p thirty, No problem, go out, get an uber.
And the problem is the state track meet is going
(42:27):
on right next door at the Track and Field Stadium
of the University of Texases. And I get back to
the hotel plenty of time, relax. I have time to
order room service because The one thing about this thing
is they don't feed you dinner at night when you're
at that venue.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah, there's no food. They don't.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Over the oversight, Yeah they don't. They have like little snacks,
crackers and cheese. That's not food. It's not food. I
need subsistence. And so I freaking order room service a
chicken sandwich with some French fries. And I'm so excited.
I get dressed. They knock, knock, knot. My room surfaces there.
(43:04):
I got twenty minutes to eat it, and I'm like,
all right, thank you. I put the tip down, get
the receipt, have a great night. I put the tray down,
I pull off the lid, and this and which is
covered in buttermilk ranch. That's awesome. I love ranch. Your
boy doesn't do ranch.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Oh dude, you're missing out, bro.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
And I'm thinking I can just scrape it off.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Not if it's cover smothered, covered and buttered.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Hit is smothering cover, dude. They have it on both
sides of the bun. It's not so it's on the
top bun and the bottom bun. So both sides of
the chicken are absolutely drenched. You gotta move to the
fries and buttermilk ranch. So I just ate fries. That
is what I had for dinner with fries. So I
(43:53):
paid forty five dollars because they charge you an outrageous
amount of money for them to bring food up to
your room. I paid forty five dollars for French fries.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
You need an assistant. They could have ran and got
you stuff.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
So I'm depressed. So then it's time to go. I
got to get to the venue. But how depressed? Well,
I'm just gonna I know, I'm gonna be hungry.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Oh okay, And I didn't know what the hell you
were talking about.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I got to be there by seven, you know, twenty,
and I get in the uber at six point thirty,
and all of a sudden we hit traffic that's Austin
and I am like, oh boy, I'm not gonna make it.
We're still about to, you know, three half a mile away.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Why do they not put you right next to the venue.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
That's a good question, man, I don't know. And I
mean we're just sitting there. Ray have you ever thought
about being a coordinator? Before we're sitting there? It is
now six fifty one. You gotta get out and run
and I'm like, I'm gonna ditch the car. I'm like,
you man, And I look at Ryan. I don't think
gonna make it because I think we're fine. I think
(45:01):
we're fine. And I'm like, I don't know six fifty four,
I don't know it gets the six fifty six and
we haven't moved. We're about to go live on Hulu.
We are about to go live on Hulu. You're in
the uber and I'm still in the uber and I'm
still half a mile away.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
I mean, they could have grabbed Amy or Eddie. Couldn't
they have?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yeah? Yeah, but that's a bad look, right. They don't
have the power ideal on the screen. It's a bad
look to have to have them read two lines. I'm
a five. But I'm also supposed to salute my kids
like honey, mooktar because they're watching live on Hulu.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Got it, you had other stuff, the ulterior motive.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
So they're sitting around the TV ready to see me salute.
So that's my hello to them. And I look at Ryan.
It's like, we got a bail, man, we got a
bail And I said, hey man, we're gonna get out here,
and he's like, are you sure we're still half mile.
I'm like, yeah, man, it doesn't seem like you're moving
very fast. So I'm about to go ahead and go
and we get out and we powerwalk it. I get tough.
(46:08):
I get inside the venue seven o four pm and
I have to go straight down. I watched t rep
for two songs, then I get backstage to go live
on Hulu. Barely made it, man.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Well, and I mean, like, they can't just throw dash
on to say your lines or something like that.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
They could have, oh, but I didn't want to put
that pressure on them. I didn't want to be the
irresponsible one that missed the stage hit.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
It's Lunchbox from the Bobby Bone Show and I Heart
music over to you, Bailey, I mean, what the hell
is your lying?
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Because here's the deal, was your life because there was
someone in our group I'm not gonna name any names,
Amy that was late to the daytime stage and missed
her stage announcement.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
From the daytime stage to the nighttime I'm Lunchbox from
the Bobby Bone Show and I know country music taken
away time is WHT.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
What did you say?
Speaker 2 (46:56):
I don't remember, man, because it was Corty.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
It had to be.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Did you get the saluted?
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Oh? I got the salute? Did they video it? Yeah,
they said they videoed it. They said they saw it. Yeah.
That was stressful. But then the rest of the night
was great. Man, My boys were at the concert. They
were just getting hammered in the VIP.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Okay, well tell me this. Did you have just that
hit or were there other I had like four or
five hits. See, then that keeps you from really chilling
with your friends.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Right, And I had an interview statesman, do all that.
It's great? Then I'm done. I'm all right, We're gonna
go up to the VIP area, have a couple of drinks.
Then we went to the sat in their seats by
boys and watched Brooks and Done watch them, and then
we had a very key moment in our life. Ryan
looked Atus and goes, guys, once they see Neon Moon,
(47:47):
we've got to go. And I'm like, that's probably gonna
be the closer. He goes, no, No, they never closed with
Neon Moon. And I'm like, how do you know this
because I know Brooks and Done. He goes, they don't
close with once they seen that, we gotta go or
we're never going to get an uber. Always leave early
al theory and action right here. So they do neon Moon.
(48:09):
They finish, and he goes, all right, let's go, let's go.
They start into my Maria and we exit the building perfect,
and we call a new We trying to find the
Uber drop off and we're walking all wrong directions. Jacob.
We thought he was deceased. We looked over in the
middle of Brooklyn done and he's gone.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
It wasn't the Rainy Street ripper, was it.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
He didn't say bye, he didn't. I mean, there was
one point I was talking to him and he was
just pouring his drink. Did you check, ladybird Lake? No, No, listen,
this is how good Jacob was. I'm talking to him
and he was literally just pouring his drink out without
even knowing him, Like it was just splashing on the
ground next to him as he's talking to me. That's
the worst. That's callaway at the convention. But he had
(48:54):
no idea what he was doing. That's the late callaways.
You hear he passed away this weekend. We're gonna talk
about that in a minute. And he was just gone, gone,
gone gone. I'm like, all right, well and we start
texting him nothing back, nothing backs, and we're walking all
over UT's campus trying to find the uber drop off,
(49:14):
and luckily Jinny takes off running because the uber says
you have five minutes to get there. She runs ahead,
finds the uber and dude, I might tell you what
we get in that uber. And then I see there's
just thousands of people coming over that uber line, and
her drunk husband rolls down the window. Sucks the way nothing.
It sucks to not have an uber. Sucks not having uber,
(49:39):
and he says, yelling, taunting the people waiting for an uber.
But here's the problem. Uber only fixed six. We have seven.
And then guy's like how many you have. We're like, no, no,
we're good. Just go, just go, just go. He goes
too many. Yep, they're strict about that, and I'm like,
(50:00):
uh so we just have Greg sitting there like, no, no,
he's good. So we made Greg sit b in the
middle on the floor the ultimate bat and dude, our
driver was like, okay, and we put in where we're going.
We're going to DuPont or Dumont some bar. I don't
know that Ryan picked and our guy was from Russia
or somewhere over there near Russia. And I have never
(50:21):
seen someone drive so crazy in my freaking life, who
just swarve it all over the place. And we were
talking about country music and he was like you like
country music? He goes, no, right, oh, And since we
didn't get to hear my Maria, Ryan grabbed the driver's
phone and found my Maria and his music and played it,
(50:44):
and then we started a dance party in the freaking uber.
He started playing all the hip hop songs, A skeet skeet,
skeet ski. All these women crawl to the window, to
the wall, and we're just going I mean, Ryan is
just grabbed the driver's phone, and Ryan's like, man, I
would never let anybody have my phone. I'm like, right,
(51:05):
he didn't let you have it. You took it off
the phone holder, and you're in this dude. I think
he just wanted us out of his zuber because he
is just zoo down Seventh Street, just hauling as fast
at four in it. Dude, down seventh, you guys going
to the ranch. He's going down Seventh, down to Congress,
over to DuPont or Dumont or wherever the hell we went.
And I mean he was gunning it red.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Light, think it's red, yep, yep, probably should stop.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
He took some great videos of us dancing in the
car by having a nice buzz feeling the music, and
we get out of the car and I mean he
was out of there, dude. Yeah, big f one fan.
Eh wow. Then we go to this bar and it
was great. It was they had I don't even know
what the heck was called. It's cool. Saw a bunch
(51:53):
of people listeners saying hello to us or all of
the podcast No, no of the podcasts, just the regular show, dude.
And then I mean, well, big Joe and everybody was
already tired. It's like one o'clock. Now we're fading. So me,
Ginny and Andy we walk and get pizza and then
we say good night, good job guys. We all drifted off,
one by one. Garrett chess Day, Ryan, Greg jacob Lock.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
Yeah, was he ever found?
Speaker 1 (52:21):
He eventually at two forty five, he liked a photo
in the group chat. He's surfaced to like and then
passed out. That's it, man. He liked a photo at
two am in the group chat. Vegas is gonna be
a messy one. Oh man, it was bad. And then
(52:42):
the next day I went over to the parents' house
and we played some baseball in the backyard with the
nephews and niece and walked to the Walgreens and got
some strawberry milk for the nephews and saw the brothers,
saw the sister and it was great. Saw mom and Dad.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Well, glad you gave your parents and family the rest
of you and what's left of you.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Oh, man, I was dying, dude. I was so tired.
Not the hungover version of you. Oh my guys, I
need a nap. I need a nap. I'm just gonna
I'm gonna power through. I'm gonna power through and power
through I did. I spent some quality time with my folks,
and then we left. Man. They dropped me off at
the airport and Cyanora came home. And that was my
weekend in Austin.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
Dude, and also rest in peace to callaway.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Uh, we're gonna take a break and we're gonna talk
all about it right after this. Yeah, why don't you
just dig right in. Well. Happy birthday, Miguel. First of all,
he turned forty. Over the weekend. We did not get
invited to the fortieth birthday.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
I was a swingers.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
Oh, I didn't know that, But now now that it's
happy birthday Miguel, I also think maybe maybe the Miguel
jinks is what we need to talk about, HM. Because
first of all, Miguel has been to every convention. He's
been amazing. And then like a year and a half ago,
he got in this big motorcycle accident and he was hurt.
(54:04):
They said he may never walk again, but he just
kept persevering walks again. Then at this last convention he's
with Buddy Glass and Buddy Glass gets hit by a car.
That's right. And then Callaway goes to Miguel's fortieth birthday
and before he left he had a seizure shooh. And
(54:26):
then he's in the ambulance on the way to the
hospital he has another seizure shoo. So I'm starting to
think this might be the Miguel jeans. I read it
on Facebook. So did he survive it? Callaway? He said,
it's been quite the day. I was here in Dallas
for Miguel's fortieth birthday and then before I left, I
had a seizure for the first time in my life,
(54:47):
and then another one in the ambulance. If I hadn't
had my sore loser's family, I couldn't have made it
through Shout out to Brandy and Eric Martinez, the Martinez
brother's cousin, Miguel and Victor Choria, Landon Loker and Julie Loker,
b McNamee and Rosanna Glass. Don't know what I would
have done today without them, and I wouldn't have made it.
(55:09):
And super good blessing. Seeing Becca Robadouche and Danielle Guera
and Mario this weekend as well, though they missed the seizure.
Fun All this to say, I am feeling emotional because
of this weird, random legit family that this podcast has
provided us, which is crazy. It's so crazy that that happened,
(55:29):
and that he was with them when it happened.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
See, I thought that Facebook thing was done post humous,
oh after a person's passing.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Oh okay, well that is not what happened, is it.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
I thought that it occurred or was published after the
person's death.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
So Callaway is good. He's good, he is good, he's recovering.
I don't know what comes back next, but that is amazing.
And the fact that he was there with all them
if he was by himself. I don't I don't know
what happens when a seizure happens, like do you need
people with you?
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Well, it's I mean, let's ask the questions. Are they
doing drugs?
Speaker 1 (56:08):
No? Did you like my troll job on Facebook? Though?
Speaker 2 (56:12):
Yeah, the cat Callaway Brothers, I.
Speaker 1 (56:16):
Said, A real football program it is, don't know nothing,
get some I posted a picture of the Texas football trailer.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
I thought that was hilariou you acted like the Martinez brothers.
You did some spelling incorrect to make it. You look
even more like the Martinez brothers.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
Yes, it's funny. Uh and then hold on, hold on.
Then I got to do another shout out, gosh, ray
I met a listener on Sixth Street and promised, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, gosh,
where is it where you guys getting groped out? There
a lot of fans, a lot of fans, a lot
of fans, a lot of listeners. I was trying to.
Speaker 2 (56:50):
Find the brand has never been bigger.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
I was trying to find the post about this dude
and his chick. It's his girlfriend and instead of going
to dinner for her birthday, she said we should go
to Game seven of the Nuggets and Clippers, And so
I felt like she deserved a shout out. But I
can't find it on the damn Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (57:11):
Yeah you're good man.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
Maybe you could search for it. That'd be amazing. Can
you find it?
Speaker 2 (57:16):
No, man, we'll just let it go.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
No, no, no, she deserves a shout out. I just
don't know how to check on our Facebook. Yes, all right,
let's see where the heck is it. I even commented
on it, but I can't find it. But anyway, while
we're waiting, I'll read an email says, what up coachers?
(57:39):
Is a long one?
Speaker 2 (57:40):
Yeah, let's skip that one.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
Yeah, I'll read it next time. But yeah, I'm glad.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
This is the craziest coincidence in sports history. Joe Thaisman injury,
Alex's it's not.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
It man, lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (57:54):
Maybe Bryson took Tony from the local Muni's advice, Brichi
and Deshamble, that's.
Speaker 1 (57:59):
Not it, that's not it. Edges he won though.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
Mellow Joker is crazy, but they'd all be nasty together.
No down goes Bo Nickel need a chest? No search?
Who's the guy on this picture with Lunchbox somebody said,
Carlos the Mexican spinning.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Oh here, Davis, I got it. When your girlfriend says
I'd rather go to Game seven than get the massage
in facial you had scheduled for her birthday. Happy birthday,
Jessica Nicole, you take her to Game seven. LFG Nuggets
Nation for life. She's a kate keeper. That's Randy a tour.
Jessica Nicole is the best girlfriend in the world, hands down.
(58:47):
She said, no facial, no massage, Let's go watch the Nuggets.
Speaker 2 (58:51):
And I liked it like Jacob at two thirty in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
There we go. All right, I'll read that email next time.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Let's put it too bad man.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
What a weekend? What a week Hey, Callaway, I hope
you're okay. Sore Losers Nation, Thank you for being there
for him. I don't know if he's still in Dallas.
I wonder if he's still there. I don't know. I
assume more water and less scag Callaway. All right, I'm
gonna go take a nap. All right, we gotta go.
I think I took too many breaks. Uh Mom, Dad,
(59:18):
thank you, batter's box. I apologize again. Happy birthday, Miguel.
But the Miguel jinks, we need to start looking into that,
start looking into that. Ray. Sorry, you weren't there, dude,
I don't know if I had any good stories.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
That was good, man, that was good.
Speaker 1 (59:31):
Yeah, all right, we're out. But dude, if we didn't
leave early, we would have never got an uber.
Speaker 2 (59:38):
What I'll do is I'll just say next time that
I'm your handler, and I'll just go out there for
the whole weekend and get picked up.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
Yeah, we'll do and maybe you'll get video because I
didn't get any video. I forgot trying to be in
the moment, you know what I'm saying. It's like, was
I the only one not there?
Speaker 2 (59:52):
Kitty wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Kitty wasn't there. There were some random people there that
I'm like, why are you here? But I will say
this though, you want to hear something funny, I forgot
to tell you this.
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
We just went an hour without anything funny. Yeah, yeah,
I want to hear something funny.
Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
So Sunday morning, I was taking the elevator down getting
an uber go to my parents' house and one of
the people that we work with gets on the elevator
on her floor and I mean her chat chaws are
hanging out, got a nice bikini top on. Whoa And
(01:00:25):
I'm like, Oh, you're going down to the pool. She goes, Oh, no, no, no,
we're going on the boat today. I'm like what she goes,
she had some iHeart boat day, Like, oh, so you're
staying in an extra day so you guys can go
on a boat. That seems like we weren't invited to that. Man, Dang, dude,
it must be nice.
Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
But you weren't told about the golf or the boat. No.
Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
I was told about the golf. I skipped the golf,
but I wasn't told about the boat. I think the
writing's on the wall. There were some events you weren't
told about. Yeah, that's why I got to go. They
want me in the office. M
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