October 10, 2025 • 44 mins
In this episode Lunchbox talks about how a boss pulled the bigger better deal on him after inviting him to play a round of golf. BabyBox2 did something in his sleep last night that usually happens only when you're drunk and he has no memory of doing it. Ray shares an inside look at his relationship with BAE and how they signal the start of the weekend to each other. Plus if you're looking for a job then you need to hit up BAE because she is hiring people at her current company.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, whooo, man, I gotta say it's fry ye, gotta
get down, gotta get down on fry ye.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Bays are always used to text me when we're dating.
First out, hey happy fry ye. Now that text never
comes in.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Man, it's weird. Once you get married, things change. Hitting
it like you don't do the same stuff, you don't
talk the same way, you don't show the same kind
of actions towards each other.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I think she's just busy as balls. She starts working
now five thirty am. She's rocking it. Now.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
You just get comfortable and.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
The comfortable because then I'll say it. I never let
the day go by without saying it. I'm not just
gonna go home be like, oh hey, happy frye. There's
always a text that starts the weekend. So I'll give
it like three hours and if she doesn't say anything,
then I'm like, it's can fryye. But still waiting for that.
It hasn't come in yet.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, I don't ever get that from my wife. I
don't think I ever got it from her in the
first place.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
We have done it for twelve years because it's the
text that starts the weekend. Once you say that boom.
That means no worries. We're not talking about bills, we're
not talking about obligations. That text starts at all friye,
So it's just like it would be weird then if
I was like, hey, just so you're aware, I want
(01:20):
to start. I want to something work related or something
family related. No, unless it's an emergency. But once that
text come in, it's the weekend. Bro, you don't bring any.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Stress, so you go less stress, more life. Once you
get the text that says it's friy.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Like she could say, now, hey, can you change the
oil on my car? That's fine, But once that text
comes in fry it's the weekend, so then you can't
throw any work on the other person.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That sounds like a great little standard. I kind of
like that, say I may adopt that ten years into
my marriage. I may need to go home and tell
my wife, hey, it's Frye. Once it's frya, you can't
ask me to do anything work related.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Like there's been stuff throughout the week we've talked about.
Her dad said maybe our fridge outside was leaking. I
took care of that, and then I think her dad's
maybe gonna hang something up this weekend, so that was
already pre arranged. But once that line of demarcation text happens,
there's no can you go take this to the dry cleaning? No,
(02:28):
because it's already started. That means the drinking's allowed, swearing
is allowed, Every TV in the house is gonna be
on for the next three days. All that is allowed.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Man, I don't know that. I mean I've never had
an official start to the weekend. I just always when
I get home, I'm always like, well, it's the weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
That's why I haven't got the text yet. So I'm like, okay,
so you're not in that mode. Well she's not. She
must be hammering out emails, doing these redactments and PDF
files she gets so she's not in fry ye mode
yet it's still work week.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Why is she working so early nowadays? Does she get
done earlier? Is she just super busy? Does she get
paid by the hour? Like, what is the deal? Not
money tight? No?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Not paid by the hour. I will say she's busier
at this job right now than she's ever been. Oh,
they keep acquiring new clients and they redact a ton
of stuff. And she's also training somebody and they're growing
so much. I think she's she's now picking people that
she can hire.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh, she can hire people. Yeah, Like do they have
to be in her neighborhood or can they be anywhere?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Arnold?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I was thinking we could get Arnold a job on May.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Work Tuesday through Thursday, freaking weekends SCE Thursday.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Baby, Like, what tell me what she does?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's evolved.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Maybe we get maybe some people in Sore Losers Nation
are needing a job, and we could get Baser to
hire them.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
At one point, it was businesses get a tax credit.
It depending on the employees they have and how and
the help they've gotten from the government and if there's
certain stimulus checks out or something. That was what it
was at one point. Now it has something to do
(04:14):
with if people can get rehired. And it's the businesses
she deals with because they send her all kinds of files.
She'll deal with one hundred files and she has to
go in and redact a bunch of stuff and then
file it with the state and see if they get
a credit. I think I should know better. I'll ask her.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Thank you, because I'm trying to see, you know, like
maybe something like Loker is tired of being a lawyer
and he wants to do this for a living.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
He could hit you up, but I do know. They're strict,
so there's no internet. You can't get on fantasy football.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh yeah, so you can't scour the internet while you're working.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So here at work, you know, we sometimes go over
to ESPN dot com. Can't do that in her line
of work.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, Nacy football stupid anyway, So we won't even who
cares about fantasy football? Like we don't care about that anymore?
Like that's over.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
No, no, no, we care about it, especially after the scataboo
puts up three tugs.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh no, don't worry about me. I'm sitting there and
I'm like, oh, brock Party is not gonna play this week,
but they haven't ruled him out, so he's on my
IR and it won't let me submit a lineup until
I get him off of IR. Right, So what I'm like,
you know what, I'm let me just drop Wandell Robinson
real quick and I'll have brock Party on my roster. Oh,
(05:32):
Wandell Robinson had eighty yards, seven catches, a touchdown, So great,
that was a great coaching move by me and then
oh wait, the guy I'm playing, who does he have?
He has Jalen Hurts. Okay, cool, Jalen Hurts didn't do
that much. Oh but who's his tight end? Dallas Goddard
who had nine catches for one hundred and ten yards
(05:54):
hug and a tug. And so after Thursday night, I've
already I'm already done, Like I'm down fifty five to nothing.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
That's a whole How does that happen on a wacky
hair exactly? Thursdays used to be known for being boring,
but actually there's good teams this year. There.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Thursdays used to be for low scoring your fantasy guys
get no points. But no, yesterday, catch got her, catch,
got her, got her, catch, catch gott I mean, it
was like, what are we doing? And I'm just so depressed.
Like all I had to do was leave one Dell Robinson,
Like I could have dropped someone else, but no, I
choose one Dale Robinson and immediately touchdown. Okay, rub it
(06:36):
my face, mother.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That's what I was telling Abby Arnold's wife girlfriend. I
was telling her because she was saying, she puts one
dollar on four teams. She tries to win some money
and I said, well, you could do the anytime touchdown
or first touchdown. I said, sometimes it's just a random, dude.
So if you're gonna do it, do a dollar on
the most one of the most random players to score
a touchdown.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
You gotta do the longer. It would have been Wandale
Robinson and Darts scored the first TV that was probably
pretty random. Yeah, it was like eighteen to one.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
See, I wonder if she took my advice. I gotta
ask her.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
She probably didn't. She probably put Saquan, which she made
like twenty would have made twenty cents. Jalen hurts eight cents.
I mean, it's just so frustrating last night watching Wandell
Robinson get catch after catching God her get catch after
catching Jay, and I'm was just like, good grief, what
are we doing? So yeah, I don't even care about
fantasy football. The all I do is win is falling apart.
(07:28):
We lost last week to a guy that played Chubble Hubbard,
so he got a zero because Hubbard was hurt and
he still whooked my And now I'm already down fifty
five to nothing, and it's just like, wow, two weeks
in a row, here we go after starting out four
and oh the sink. The ship is sinking.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Well, we're gonna win, probably will be high point.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, you had thirty thirty points from Skataboo, so send.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
That ten now and then we'll probably win one hundred
and seventy about sixty. It's gonna be one hundred point win,
not even kidding. And the thing is, we need you
to lose. You, us, your brother, all of us can't
make the playoffs. That's a bad look on our fantasy
football league.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Why does it have to be me? Why do you
to your I would love to be in the fantasy
football playoffs so I could care about this crap and
like try and you know, want to talk about it.
But when someone goes down to scores fifty five on
you on a freaking Thursday, you hate that person. I
don't even know their name. Oh it's Dong. Quit call
me Dong. Well, oh so I think his name is
Dang or Dang. I don't know, but whatever. Fifty five
(08:32):
to nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, le people in your league naming their teams after Dong.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
No, no, because I misread his name when we drew
it and I said Dong. I think his name was
David Dong, but I think his name is David Dang right.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Another teams called Enus. What the It's just it's like
bringing friends over to your house when you're kids. You
almost got to let the friends win because you know
how to all the you.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Have always a man. Is that what it is? You
have to let your friends win, but you you're allowed
to win and I can't. We knew and justin co
managing is just like the It has changed your life
because you never made the playoffs. You sucked, and last
year you had him, you were good. This year you
have him and you guys are like dominating the league.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's just a different psychology because he taught me it's
not about the names. Dude, I would have drafted Travis Kelcey.
I always went by Sports Center guys. Now I learn, hey,
it's actually better to have is it the Javonte Williams.
No even know that guy. It's better to have him
than Derrick Henry oh Man. I always went for Sports
Center a block. Put him on my team. I'll take him.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It's been amazing, it's been wild.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It's like back in the day. My cousins they let
it slip that they actually let us win at sports
sometimes when we go to the lake House. And I
didn't know that. Yeah, okay, so and that that was
kind of new to me. They said, yeah, our mom
said to let you win at basketball. What I didn't know?
People what it was a weird taste in my mouth.
But we need to let our listeners win in fantasy.
(09:55):
It's just not none of batter's box trying his butt
off up everybody.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It's a batter's box here with a special.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It's not good.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
No, no, we're adults now. You don't have to let
people win when they come in and smack you around
like Craigie did last week to me and dang or
don't call me dong is doing this week. That gives
them more pride than you letting them win. And so
I don't know what I need and I have a
bad matchup. My quarterback is Justin Fields. He plays the
(10:24):
Broncos in London this weekend. He's gonna score about negative
five points because the Broncos defense is good. Justin Fields
can't throw the ball and it's just gonna be bad.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And all you people out there, gambling is not legalized
in your state. Sure there was fantasy back in the
day because there was no gambling only in Vegas. Now
there's gambling everywhere, and so fantasy has regressed a little bit.
But I believe fantasy is gonna become uber popular again
because what you learn is when the gambling is happening,
you're not learning the players. Heck, when you heading over,
(10:57):
you turn the game off. Fantasy is how you learn,
and you're starting to become more knowledgeable. I believe fantasy
start starts to get more popular. Just give it a
couple of years, Like right now.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well you mean more, dude. It's so popular it is, But.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I'm just saying I think it took a step back
because all these states said, boom, haven't give us your mortgages.
But Beazer's never been more into fantasy. She's just lost.
But before that, she was undefeated out of her entire league.
She was the number one team, she had the number
one draft. She's loving it and she doesn't even know sports.
I got a reminder of the London games. I'm like, hey, hey,
(11:31):
hit seven thirty, get up, there's London games. You gotta
set your lineup. Oh okay, first team in the league.
And I gotta tell her for London. Hey, Germany, they're
in Bangladesh today.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Way, yeah, they're in India this morning. You better get
your lineup in No City.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Hey, it's ten pm at night, get it up. Let's
go lineup time. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And it's like my week of bad has just continued.
Losing last week to someone that started, someone that was
on the was out and they beat me. Then my
eliminator pick just crapping down on their pants, and then
I'm like, all right, Thursday, new week, let's start over.
Fifty five points against me. All right, well this is great.
So we're gonna have a two week run of just
(12:08):
being Let Lunchbox be miserable because I am miserable. I'm
watching last night, just going wow, this is great man.
Two losses in a row here, I was thinking, ah,
four and oh I'm just going straight to the playoffs. Nothing. Oh,
never mind, I got something to worry about, got something.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
To worry about. And your fault is this you were
trying to clean up your team. Oh, I'll just dump
who is the guy?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Wandell Robinson.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I'll just dump. There's some trash in the living room.
I'm just gonna dum dump this out. Wandell Robinson. That's
what I did with Quinn Chandra Judkins. Oh and he
now does one hundred yards a game. He got drafted
by a team and he's a perfect running back. I
was just cleaning our team up a little. That's tidying up.
I didn't want guys that weren't playing. Oh he's playing,
(12:50):
all right. He runs for the century mark every week.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah. It was like, you know, you got guests coming
over it, and you don't really realize what you're throwing
in the trash. You just pick up stuff, iStart, throwing
stuff in closets and under the bed, and oh, get
this outside, throw this in the ship, throw this in
the garbage. And then the next day you're like, wait,
where'd that lottery ticket go?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Man? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Man, must have thrown it away. That's exactly what I did.
It would have been fine because he Wandell. Yes, he
only had seven catches for eighty five and a touchdown,
but that almost equals what Goddard did. He had nine
for one hundred and ten a touchdown, so he would
have been six points different. But I can make up
six points somewhere, making up twenty five points, and ain't
gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Where you gonna start him, I would have had to
Wandell what's his name, Robinson? He starts on your team.
Who the fuck is that guy? You're starting to Wandel Robinson?
I told Justin. I said, hey, just take a look
at some of the people in our division, their teams
and the players they have on their bench. I think
(13:53):
some of them have practice squad guys. They get point
two points a game. Guys, if you have a player
on your team that's getting point one one point, it's
that you can drop him. You are safe to put
him out to pasture and I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, I really made him. I mean, I just made
a blunder. I made a blunder in the last minute
of trying to get It's just and it cost me,
and it just it hurt last night. The game hurt watching. Uh,
not because I cared about the teams. It was because
I was just sitting there getting points scored on me.
And every time Wandell Robinson would get a catch, I'd
be like, well, that could have been on my points,
(14:30):
could have had those points.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
And it does suck when you throw stuff away. And
it's Halloween, honey, where's that red shirt? Oh yeah, I
threw that away. But now that I have a house,
I realize that you're able to keep a lot more stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, but the problem is you throw it in a
closet and then you're like, I don't know where it is,
what closet's in? Oh my gosh, And you dig through
all this stuff like, oh my gosh, I can't find it.
So annoying, But.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Like, you really do need that red shirt. There's no
reason to take it to goodwill to just clean up
a little bit. There's never because it's gonna come around
where you're gonna dresses it to me, You're gonna do
some paint project. You're gonna need that red shirt for
something right, to support people, there's gotta be some sort
of color that's associated with support.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
That's red enough fantasy talk. People don't care. Let's let's
start the show. I don't care, they don't care. Fantasy
is dead this week. Next week we'll pick fantasy back up.
We'll be in a good mood and we'll be looking
to get back on the saddle the election.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
It would support the Republican Party.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I heeart, iHeart dug Come on, now, you know the
second I'd throw away that red shirt bloods No, it's
gonna be There comes a memo from corporate.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Hey, guys, everybody in Unity wear red to support iHeart.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, we're gonna need We're gonna have I Heeart week
where you wear a red shirt every week?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Cool, honey? Do you know what I do with that
red shirt?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Now? I clean it up like one Del Robinson.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Hey, I did with it what you did with kin
Shawn Jenkins. I threw them out. But he's got to
get suspended, right.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Quinn, Chandra Judkins whatever I dud listen suspended for he
hits somebody supposedly okay, yeah, but they're just letting him
play until they figure out.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
It was very weird, Like I mean, supposedly he hit
his woman or a girl, not funny, and they just
let him play. I don't understand. It's very weird how
they yeh you know who's just never been hurt fromim again?
Justin Tucker Man. We had like he just never existed.
He was like one of the best kickers in the world,
and then he went and gotten some massages and now
he's just gone.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Well, they do fade. You start missing a couple like
this Tennessee Titan Sly guy. They love him. I mean
he could get free fooded and he who Sly?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Who's slut?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
No Dike, No, Dike's the runner. No, Dyke's a catcher.
Dyke's the guy that gets all the returns. I'm pretty
sure he plays wide receiver. Though, sure he plays, but
he's known for who is Sly the run? This sly kid,
Joey Slot, He's actually making some field goals. Dude, he
can go to any one of these hot Chicken plays
(17:04):
and get free chicken. But then once you miss a couple,
then they talk about cutting you.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, it's like you're out of town.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Man Japel massages Realy.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, let's start the show man.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
All right, let's do it live. We oh the one,
two three? So loser?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
What up?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Everybody?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Y'all. It is Sison. I'm from the North. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the North side of Nashville
with Baser, my wife. Beautiful community. Not leaving there at
all this weekend for the foreseeable future. Actually, because we're
saving money and I cannot wait. I will watch every
single college, NFL and baseball game this weekend. She's off
and running doing something associated with Halloween and falses, and
(17:54):
so I won't leave the two point two acres. I
will die of a heart attack when I'm seventy two.
And Justin Bettter check on those two point two kids
at Vandy today.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Over to you, man, Yeah, we're gonna take a break, man,
and when we come back, I'm gonna talk about how
I mean, we have some wonderful bosses here, wonderful bosses,
and I just want to tell a little story about them.
We'll right back. So we have these wonderful bosses, and
I mean, their paychecks must be pretty nice, because I
some of them belong to golfing communities. Some would call
(18:27):
it a country clubs. And yesterday I see the one
of the bosses in the hallways like, hey, man, you
haven't been up to my place to play golf in
a while. I see you've been playing. I've been seeing
you on eighteen birdies and I'm like, yeah, I've been playing.
He was like, I'm watching your scores. He goes you've
been playing pretty well. He goes, Hey, you know, the
(18:49):
invitation's always open if you want to make the drive
a little north of town and come to my place,
you're welcome to come play with me. And I said, okay, great, thanks.
I said, that's really cool man. You know, it's just
hard with three kids. But you know what, actually, I
could do tomorrow. Can you do? And he goes, this.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Is just a depressing conversation. Continue, why is this depressing?
I could do tomorrow because it's like you're a charity
case because the MUNI we're not members. You don't get
those Marquee times.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Right, we don't get the Marquee times.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
It's sad, dude. And I could play tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
And so he tells me I could do tomorrow. And
I said, well, let me look. You know what I
said I could do tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I said, let's play some golf when we're going. And
so I've got my clubs in the car, like I'm
ready to go.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Don't even have to go home after.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Don't even have to go after. I have clothes in there.
Every pants are on, but the sun's gonna come out,
so I have shorts in the car. It's gonna be
a nice day. And I'm like, yes, we're gonna play
some golf and a nice no, Muni, no fighting for
a tea time. No, We're gonna go up to his
place and we're gonna go play and it's gonna be
so nice. And the drinks and the food will be
(20:07):
on him. It'll be great.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You do the food. You don't do a lot of
the drinks.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, I meant like tea.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Oh my bad.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, I don't do the drinks because I gotta get
back in my car and drive forty minutes back to
my house.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I thought you said drinks.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Now, I didn't say drank. I said drinks. Well, if
I was drinking, that would have alcohol. Drinks would be
like tea or lemonade.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Gotcha.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
So I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna get me a sandwich
at the turn, get me some snacks, everything, And I'm
all excited. I tell my wife, Hey, you know I'm
gonna play golf with the boss today. Oh yeah, you
have fun. And I was like, I may be home
a little later.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Don't worry.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I'll get dinner for the kids. It'll be okay. And
I'm like, all right, great, perfect.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
They said, the ratings on my bonehead have never been higher.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh, everything's been going great. So I set my clubs
out the night before, had my sore Losers canvas bag.
But that's where I put my golf clothes, my golf shoes.
That way, I'm not carrying a shirt. I hat a belt,
and I forget something and I put it in the car,
and I'm all excited and I'm looking forward to it.
I'm just thinking, man, how much longer? How much longer
(21:12):
till we get out here. I'm ready to go play
some golf, Ready to go play some golf. And then
I get a notification on eighteen birdies and I'm like, huh,
it says the boss just started.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Around a little bit before.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Uh yeah, like thirty minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Could have been in practice round uh teeing off though.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah he could. He could have been just warming up.
Maybe he had to he committed himself to another group.
And I'm like, okay, cool, all right, Yeah, I guess
he's gonna play thirty six holes today, or maybe he's
just gonna play, you know, twenty seven, he's gonna play
nine to get warmed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no problem,
you know. And it says so and so club. I'm like,
(22:00):
I never heard of that golf course. I'm like, huh, okay, well.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Did I say MUNI?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
No, No, it said club Whoa.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
And I'm like, huh you gotta have a membership there, right, And.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I'm like, I've never heard of that. I don't even
know where that is. I wonder how far he drove
for that. And so I click on it and he's
played three holes and he's two over par. And I'm like, huh.
So I go on my computer. I give it a
little goog. He's playing golf in Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
That's not gonna happen work, So what is going?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
How is he playing golf in Connecticut? He told me
yesterday right here in the hallway, hey, I can play tomorrow.
And I said, oh, I kid too, and he goes, dude.
So after the show, probably about twelve thirty, and I
was like, that would be great. So we had a
time set and then as I'm I'm sitting here now,
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he's on whole number four in Connecticut disaster.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
That's why I don't golf with other people.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
No, no, no, But there is no text from him saying hey,
actually I'm gonna go to Connecticut and play golf. We
can't play golf tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, that's weird. You should have got at least some
sort of letting you know, right? Yeah, but is it
for sure canceled because you know.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Hold on, hold on? Okay, well you know you hold on,
you hold on.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
There is a thing called puja.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, here's the problem. That means he would have to
finish fourteen more holes. Well, I guess fifteen because he's
only on number four right now. He would have to
finish fifteen more holes, get back to the PJ and
fly back drive to his country club that he is
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a member at, and be there by one one o'clock.
Obviously hashtag impossible.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Hashtag ray. Air traffic controllers have been busy enough. They're
not gonna allow that. Correct government shutdown Ray.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
So my question is do I text him and just
be like, hey, man, are we still on for today?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Oh? My? Did he just say that conversationally? See, but
he didn't realize that you were banking your entire life
on this. He was just like keeping it Lucy goosey.
But for you, that was straight confirmation twelve thirty.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
That is also another thought. Was he just saying it
like as a robot, Like that's his go to when
he sees me, Hey man, i've been seeing you play
golf on eighteen bradys, we should play sometime. And he
doesn't even think and he just all right, autopilot, has
the conversation, moves on with his life, and the next
morning he's playing in Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Some people just don't talk in confirmations. Pitts that small thing.
On that Friday we went hung out with him. He goes,
I didn't even think you guys were serious until you
showed up, and I go, dude, we both texted you. Yeah,
Like when people say that when I say I'm coming,
I'm coming back to golf.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, I tell my wife I'm coming. I'm coming.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't get the non
confirmation world. So there's people that say they're going to
do twelve thirty and then don't do it.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, And this is less than twenty four hours ago
that we had this conversation.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Like I told Amy on the Big Show that was
bringing her mums. I brought her mums the next day
and she goes, did you really bring me mums? And
I said yes, I said I was going to bring
you mums. Why would I not have brought you mums?
What is happening in this world where you say stuff
and then there's people out there that don't do it.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, so maybe he meant that he got me a
tea time, but he wasn't going to be there. So
if I drive to his club, but he said, you
can come play with me anytime you want.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
It's a little bit of a drive. But you guys
threw out the time.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
We throughout the time.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
So text him.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I'm gonna text him and I'm gonna say, hey, man,
we still good for twelve thirty, got the clubs in
the car, don't even have to go home after work.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I don't think you want that answer?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Looking forward to it? Send all right, there you go.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
You know what your answer is gonna be. He gapped it.
You were at the bottom of the list. He never
even thought you guys were serious. He did throw out
a time.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
He threw out time.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
But dang's that boss Busy's you're telling me he got
some last second call putja Connecticut day of you're odd
man out. Wow, that's a different lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
No, No, not only am I odd man out? That he
got this cool. Obviously something happened, but he didn't even
have the thought, Oh, you know what, I need to
text lunch and let him know I'm out.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Hey, have you ever thought of this is just an
out of the box idea. Have you ever thought of
big in him? Is there any way to just pick
a golf course random that isn't even where you currently are,
where it's geo located?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
And do what?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Why don't you so you saw he did a Connecticut
pop up? Why don't you sign up Fort Lauderdale? My
buddy knows courses there. You say you're in Fort Lauderdale,
be like, hey, got to Florida course today? Sorry, man,
can't do twelve thirty. So you beat him to the punch.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Obviously it's not going to register because he's not. He
didn't even remember that we have a tea time because
he's already in Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
You did you? You's already going on.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Hey a double a double Buggie four.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
You're moving and shaken too. Hey playing Florida. I'm out
of state too, That's that's how you play it. Oh
you just went to Connecticut. If the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Wow, man, I'm playing on Hawaii I'm playing on the
Big Island this weekend. Man, sorry about that, Soty forgot.
I'm not gonna be able to make it. That's that's
my my apologies.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
And then you confuse him and he's like, dang, I'm
only playing Connecticut. He's playing freaking Coda.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
That's how you get him. You guys both be d
each other.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Oh man, yeah, you're.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Just telling me you're playing the local Muni.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Or hey man, I guess I'll go play the local Muni.
Since you're up in Connecticut, it's gonna happen. You're gonna
pop up at Muni. No, no, I Now I probably
won't even play because when I'm playing, I'm gonna be like,
oh man, I got a bigger, bigger, better deal. Now
here we go. What a shot? Hey did you see that?
Oh boss? Sorry you're in Connecticut, you didn't see that shot? Sorry?
All right, all right for this for Bertie. Man, this
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for Bertie. Hey boss, gonna get your film out. I
can put it on a TikTok. Oh sorry, you're not playing.
You're not my boss. Oh you're just you're gym. You're
the homeless guy cool man. Thanks, all right, here we
go U, I missed it. Don't worry about it, Boss,
I'll tell you about it on Monday, when you get
back from Connecticut. Because we were supposed to play golf together. Cool.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
It wasn't even a thirty minute gap. It was a
different state gap.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
It's like it's like we're in just like, Oh, I
went over and my my buddy hit me last minute.
It was I'm in Connecticut. I don't know. And I mean,
I get fifty five Fantasy points put on me last night,
and then I get the Boss playing in Connecticut today.
I love my life. We'll take a break. We'll be
right back.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
It was a good one.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Something weird happened in my house last night. Yanky, no,
not knk Baby Box two put him to sleep. He's
got his jammis on, you know what I mean. They're
blue with blue stripes, you know, lighter blue, like maybe
turquoise stripes. And he's out like a light on his pillow,
sleep And I'm watching the game and I around ninety five,
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I hear footsteps.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Don't do in my house, that's cat. Yeah it could
be dog, but in your house that's kid.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
But I realized the dog was light right there by
me on the by the cow ouch, and so I
knew it wasn't dog. I was like, oh, what is that?
But no kid ever said anything. I didn't hear anything, nothing,
And I'm like, oh, maybe I'm just hearing things, you know.
Maybe it was a squirrel on the roof, you know, And.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
So instead of investigating, you just chalk it up to
just a random squirrel. A dude, i'd be up and
down those stairs looking for a home intruder.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Oh yeah, I don't even think about a home intruder.
I didn't even think about that. That would have been
a good good thought. Also, but I'm not paranoid, and.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
So I must be bigfoot. I'll go back to sleep.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
So I finished watching the game, flipping that and between
that and the Cubs game and Cubs, you know, I
see Kyle Tucker hit a home run. I'm like, all right,
this game's over, like hap, Well, Halp hit one in
the first but Tucker hit one, and I think it
was the seventh. So I turn it off and I'm
going to bed, and.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Are you ever gonna check on the sound.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Well then that's when I realized it had to be
baby Box two going to the bathroom because in my
bathroom is his pajama shirt? Like, huh, he must have
been hot. Now I look in the hall, there's his
pajama shorts. Homeboy's sleeping button naked. We got a streaker,
and I'm like, what in the world is he sleeping
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naked for there? Why did he take off his clothes?
Now I get it, when you're drunk, you take off
your clothes, do some wind sprints. But he hadn't been drinking.
And I'm like, oh, that's weird, and so I put
a couple extra I put an extra blanket on him,
you know, because I don't want to wake him up.
There's no need to wake him up to put the
clothes on. I just feel bad and.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Sleep rest.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
The mocking bird, And that mocking bird doesn't seem Daddy's
gonna buy you a trampo lean.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
If this bet hits, I'll buy you more. But my
fantasy team is such.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
A yeah, and I don't care anymore.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Oh, I just got four.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I wish Dallas Goddard would quit freaking not get the
next score. Anyway, So your mom.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Is sometimes a cute little.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
And sometimes I like to go in her back door.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Anyway, Dad, I was awake the whole time.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Oh sorry, son, Sorry, Well, then tell me about that
back door dad. No, no, no, son, that was just
a joke. That was a joke, man, And you said,
mom's a what a sore? No? No, no, no, no no. Anyway,
So I texted my wife this morning. I said, hey,
can you figure out why he was sleeping naked? And
she responded, she goes.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I asked him happy frying.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
And he said, I don't know. I didn't do that,
he goes, I was wondering the same thing.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Wow, kids, a were wolf.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
So literally he was just went to the bathroom, took
off his clothes, got back in bed, and has no
recollection of getting undressed.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
That's funny. I might need a kid for that. That's funny.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
That's you know, when they're really freaking tired, you're talking
about it all night, that they have no clue that
they actually did that.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Man, the second you get home, Dad and Mom tell you.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Dude, guarantee, when I get home, he's gonna be like, Dad,
guess what I slept naked last night?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Dude again, we're gonna have a problem, hear me.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Boy, No, there's no problem. Whatever I made you do
you We're not gonna judge, but I was just a
little surprised to see a trail of pajamas from the
bathroom back to his bed, and so that obviously meant
he was sleeping naked. It was just really weird, really funny,
like what made him And now my question is did
he he had to us take him off on the
way to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Maybe he takes him off to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
That could be it. That's weird. Oh, got a text
from the boss. You want an update? He said, Oh, sorry, man,
I'm not gonna be able to make it. I actually
got a last minute invite to go to come up
to Connecticut and play a few rounds. Really apologize, catch
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you next week.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Man, we're in the wrong industry. No, no, we're in
the right industry, wrong department, wrong department. So basically what
happened is this is this is my theory.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Had to be some artist BBD said hey, you want
to come with me to Connecticut to play these courses.
I'm flying on my PJ.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
But wait, he already had a with you plans.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, obviously he wasn't even going to text me to
let me know he couldn't make it. Oh sorry about that, man,
I got a last minute invite to do.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
A little letdne. That's how you're starting your weekend?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, man, cool, dude, that's weird. I mean that. I
mean that lets you know where you're at on the
totem pole. And I wonder if it hit him when
I texted or did he hope that I was just
going to forget about golf and it was not going
to have to be awkward.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Right, But if you say you're going, I don't get
how somebody could forget about it, you make a mental note.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
I agree, But I'm saying he never hit me up
and is like, hey, I'm actually going to go out
of town. He never did anything until right now when
I text him and he says, oh, man, sorry about that.
Actually I'm not going to be able to make it.
So he was hoping that I was not going to
say anything. And now what if I would have never
seen the notification on eighteen birdies and I would have
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driven to his damn club.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
It's good you're talking to him. The thing I want
to know is did the boss totally gap it and
forget about you? Did the boss just not care about you?
Did the boss debate it in his head and then
just I'll just go there. It'll all pan out. I'm
curious what went through the boss's head. I think he
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totally gapped it and forgot he was even going with
you in the first place.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
I'll say one hun percent he gapped it, like he
forgot he got this text or call. I don't know
what happens in this situation. If the artist called him
or texted him and is like, hey, dude, you want
to fly to Connecticut with me? I got something up
there and then we can play a couple of rounds
of golf jumping on the PJ in about two hours.
And he's just like, oh my god, I gotta go,
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and he doesn't even think about anything else, grabs his
club and drives to the airport.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I mean that's it. He's like, all right, honey, well bye,
I see you later. I gotta go. I'm flying to
Connecticut with so and so.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
But for a second, do you think he thinks, ah, man,
I got the the golf with lunch at twelve thirty though.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Like is he up in the air, Like is that
when he realizes, like, oh man, I never hit up
lunch and let him know that I'm not gonna be
able to make it. Or is he just so on
cloud nine that he's in this private jet with this
artist flying to Connecticut to play these very private, it
nice courses, and he has no thought of me and
my my situation and my excitement to play with him.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
See, I'm not even jealous of that life. I'm not jealous,
I know, but I want to say, Oh, that's how
the other half lives. But I think I would rather
chill in the country. Maybe there's a potential possibility I
go play golf tomorrow morning, but it's full. But I'd
rather do my life. I don't know about the You're
gonna play in a random course, random people, and you
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have to ditch plans, so somebody's gonna be mad at you,
and you just gotta pick up and go do something.
I'm not planned to do that. I have plans for
how my weekend is gonna be. See, I don't know
if I could do that. I don't envy that.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I don't think. I think you're playing with people, you know,
because it's an artist and probably to the two other friends.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
He randomly knows people in Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
No, No, they're not gonna be They're gonna be a foursome.
They're not gonna play with random people. You're gonna play
a random, nice course. Yes, but that's the cool, Like
I think that's cool to play new random courses that
are fun.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Right, But those guys are gonna be having Connecticut jokes.
You don't understand any of the humor.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Well, I think that artist lives here, so I don't
think he's gonna have Connecticut jokes.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
But you think that this boss is really good friends
with that artist, that they have a great relationship.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
That's a great question that might be awkward, like.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
If somebody goes, well, you go play golf with let
me think of a person Luke Bryanna. Luke would be funny,
like Luke's hilarious, Okay, like just a random person natesany
Luke Combs. Luke Combs. I don't know if I'd enjoy
that because I don't know, like Luke is just an
easy guy to get a Luke Bryan He would be funny,
he laughed. Yeah, Luke Combs, I don't think we'd have
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any chemistry. That would kind of be a miserable three
hours I get it to private jet, I get it's
a course in Connecticut, but I'm passing. My name's Bennett.
I ain't in it. My name is Paul. It's up
to y'all. Who would be another awkward one? Freaking uh,
Kip Moore, Kip See. I would get along with him
because he's an island guy.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Okay, up, it would almost be some of the guys
Sate Smith, that's a good night, State Smith.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I just don't think it would be just so like
George Burgs would be funny and fun Jordan Davis would
be one of those that I just don't think I'd
get along with him about.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Well, Okay, Chris Stapleton.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Chris Stapleton would be awkward. I wouldn't enjoy it for
three hours. You just got to think of stuff to
talk about. Chris Tapleton, not.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Only three hours, but the plane ride, the couple of
rounds of golf of these Connecticut courses, and then the
flight home.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
See Luke Bryan would honestly be the number one that
would be a blast because the whole time you'd be laughing.
There would be a lot of them. I would pass on.
Like even Jake Owen, as cool as he is, I
bet he has friends that he would talk to more. So,
I'm just like standing over there in the corner. Well's Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Aymn, this is so fun.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Colors are beautiful.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Is that pit in the back or is it in
the middle or the front?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Thanks, Jake, I couldn't hear you. You're talking to your
friend over there? I got Okay, did you guys?
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Shoot? How far it is as a whole? What it's okay?
I can I can judge about that. I'm not in
on that conversation. Okay, cool man, I'll be over here.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Did you guys order me a sandwich? You didn't? No worries.
I'm gonna get it back at chips. We're good at
the turn. I got the chips. See, I'd rather be
in the main k by myself.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah. It's a valid point, That's.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
What I'm saying. Connecticut. Ain't that great?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, that's a valid point. But yeah, that's just how
my weekends already started. I mean, so, yeah, we might
as well. And they said the Oklahoma quarterback is gonna
play Matier. Baby, my tier may play. That's great.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
No, he's playing.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
He's probable.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
That means playing you play fantasy?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Didn't he just have surgery on his hand. Like a
week ago.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
He missed one game and he's playing with one hand.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Oh man, jeez, that's crazy. But uh yeah, here we go.
You ready for some locks, man, because we got to
get out of here. Look, the Denver Broncos are over
in London or England or Dublin or Germany. I don't
even know where they're playing London, Get it right? Is
it London?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yes? Because I tried to understand it because one time
they're in Germany, one time they're in Mexico City, one
time they're in Brazil, one time they're in London, one
time they're in Dublin. They're in London.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Okay, Well they're seven and a half against the Jets.
The Jets are awful, haven't won a game. They don't
look like they know what they're doing. The Broncos are
freaking good. Their defense is good. Bo Nicks, Bo Dix
is throwing that thing all over the place. Give me
the Broncos minus seven and a half, take it to
the bank.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
That's called throwing the pill.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Uh wow. The Colts is now up to seven and
a half. You know why Kyler Murray's not gonna play.
He's not. There's no way he's gonna play. But seven
and a half, that might be too much for me to,
you know, bite off. But the Pittsburgh Steelers are at home,
off a bye against the Browns who just traveled to
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London or Dublin or wherever they're coming from. They're traveling
all the way back to the United States. Then they
got to go on the road again to Pittsburgh, and
they gotta buy the Steelers and Mike Tomlin off a
bye bye. Give me the Pittsburgh Steelers minus six. Take
it to the bank. Then I I may make me
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understand this.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Oh you're going deep in your bag.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Make me understand how. The Seattle Seahawks make me a schoolgirl.
Ray are favored in Jacksonville, So toss up Bradford Bradley
against the upstart Lawrence Boy. The Seattle Seahawks are minus
one and a half. That don't make sense. Give me
the Jags plus one and a half at home. Take
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it to the bank. There you go, there's your three. Yeah,
it's good stuff. Yeah, good stuff. You gonna you got anything.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
No man, no man, I just uh my lock is.
It's gonna be good old fashion football fun. Red River
rivalry is gonna be epic if that kid is playing
a tier and oh.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
That'll be at like eleven in the morning. That's the
greatest part of I.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Think it's the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Oh man, they used to do it at eleven. Now
it must be in the afternoon. I don't know. I
haven't looked at the times.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
I think the only early one is your Illinois and
Ohio state.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
You mean, do they play Illinois. Yeah, you're right. It's
Indiana that's going to Oregon, Oregon. That's it. That's it.
You're right, Illinois. I wish you at eleven Alabama, Missouri
eleven Indiana, Oregon at two thirty, Oklahoma, Texas two thirty,
Florida and Texas, A and M Michigan, USC Georgia at Auburn.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
That's a good one night cap.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yeah, all right, everybody, have a great weekend. Sored Loosers
dot com. We are the sore losers at gmail dot com.
Email let's get your tickets to the convention.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
We out and guys only gamble what you can lose.
You don't want to.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
You don't have to gamble on the line. You don't
have to gamble, man, Just watch the games, enjoy yourself. Uh,
go golf with your friends, make plans, and then fly
to Connecticut and just totally Bailuh yeah, no big deal.
I'm not mad. I'm not I don't feel weird. I
don't feel awkward. It's not gonna be awkward the next
time I see this, boss, No, who cares. Hey man,
it's watered under the bridge, you know what I mean? Hey,
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we're cool? Yeah? Yeah man, So that invite next time?
Is that sincere? Or is that one of those just
kind of Hey man, I see in the hall, so
I need to say something to you. I'll throw this
out there, but I don't really want you to come golf. Yeah,
pretty sad, pod Man
Yeah, whooo, man, I gotta say it's fry ye, gotta
get down, gotta get down on fry ye.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Bays are always used to text me when we're dating.
First out, hey happy fry ye. Now that text never
comes in.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Man, it's weird. Once you get married, things change. Hitting
it like you don't do the same stuff, you don't
talk the same way, you don't show the same kind
of actions towards each other.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I think she's just busy as balls. She starts working
now five thirty am. She's rocking it. Now.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
You just get comfortable and.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
The comfortable because then I'll say it. I never let
the day go by without saying it. I'm not just
gonna go home be like, oh hey, happy frye. There's
always a text that starts the weekend. So I'll give
it like three hours and if she doesn't say anything,
then I'm like, it's can fryye. But still waiting for that.
It hasn't come in yet.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, I don't ever get that from my wife. I
don't think I ever got it from her in the
first place.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
We have done it for twelve years because it's the
text that starts the weekend. Once you say that boom.
That means no worries. We're not talking about bills, we're
not talking about obligations. That text starts at all friye,
So it's just like it would be weird then if
I was like, hey, just so you're aware, I want
(01:20):
to start. I want to something work related or something
family related. No, unless it's an emergency. But once that
text come in, it's the weekend. Bro, you don't bring any.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Stress, so you go less stress, more life. Once you
get the text that says it's friy.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Like she could say, now, hey, can you change the
oil on my car? That's fine, But once that text
comes in fry it's the weekend, so then you can't
throw any work on the other person.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That sounds like a great little standard. I kind of
like that, say I may adopt that ten years into
my marriage. I may need to go home and tell
my wife, hey, it's Frye. Once it's frya, you can't
ask me to do anything work related.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Like there's been stuff throughout the week we've talked about.
Her dad said maybe our fridge outside was leaking. I
took care of that, and then I think her dad's
maybe gonna hang something up this weekend, so that was
already pre arranged. But once that line of demarcation text happens,
there's no can you go take this to the dry cleaning? No,
(02:28):
because it's already started. That means the drinking's allowed, swearing
is allowed, Every TV in the house is gonna be
on for the next three days. All that is allowed.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Man, I don't know that. I mean I've never had
an official start to the weekend. I just always when
I get home, I'm always like, well, it's the weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
That's why I haven't got the text yet. So I'm like, okay,
so you're not in that mode. Well she's not. She
must be hammering out emails, doing these redactments and PDF
files she gets so she's not in fry ye mode
yet it's still work week.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Why is she working so early nowadays? Does she get
done earlier? Is she just super busy? Does she get
paid by the hour? Like, what is the deal? Not
money tight? No?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Not paid by the hour. I will say she's busier
at this job right now than she's ever been. Oh,
they keep acquiring new clients and they redact a ton
of stuff. And she's also training somebody and they're growing
so much. I think she's she's now picking people that
she can hire.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh, she can hire people. Yeah, Like do they have
to be in her neighborhood or can they be anywhere?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Arnold?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I was thinking we could get Arnold a job on May.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Work Tuesday through Thursday, freaking weekends SCE Thursday.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Baby, Like, what tell me what she does?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's evolved.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Maybe we get maybe some people in Sore Losers Nation
are needing a job, and we could get Baser to
hire them.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
At one point, it was businesses get a tax credit.
It depending on the employees they have and how and
the help they've gotten from the government and if there's
certain stimulus checks out or something. That was what it
was at one point. Now it has something to do
(04:14):
with if people can get rehired. And it's the businesses
she deals with because they send her all kinds of files.
She'll deal with one hundred files and she has to
go in and redact a bunch of stuff and then
file it with the state and see if they get
a credit. I think I should know better. I'll ask her.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Thank you, because I'm trying to see, you know, like
maybe something like Loker is tired of being a lawyer
and he wants to do this for a living.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
He could hit you up, but I do know. They're strict,
so there's no internet. You can't get on fantasy football.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh yeah, so you can't scour the internet while you're working.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So here at work, you know, we sometimes go over
to ESPN dot com. Can't do that in her line
of work.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, Nacy football stupid anyway, So we won't even who
cares about fantasy football? Like we don't care about that anymore?
Like that's over.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
No, no, no, we care about it, especially after the scataboo
puts up three tugs.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh no, don't worry about me. I'm sitting there and
I'm like, oh, brock Party is not gonna play this week,
but they haven't ruled him out, so he's on my
IR and it won't let me submit a lineup until
I get him off of IR. Right, So what I'm like,
you know what, I'm let me just drop Wandell Robinson
real quick and I'll have brock Party on my roster. Oh,
(05:32):
Wandell Robinson had eighty yards, seven catches, a touchdown, So great,
that was a great coaching move by me and then
oh wait, the guy I'm playing, who does he have?
He has Jalen Hurts. Okay, cool, Jalen Hurts didn't do
that much. Oh but who's his tight end? Dallas Goddard
who had nine catches for one hundred and ten yards
(05:54):
hug and a tug. And so after Thursday night, I've
already I'm already done, Like I'm down fifty five to nothing.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
That's a whole How does that happen on a wacky
hair exactly? Thursdays used to be known for being boring,
but actually there's good teams this year. There.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Thursdays used to be for low scoring your fantasy guys
get no points. But no, yesterday, catch got her, catch,
got her, got her, catch, catch gott I mean, it
was like, what are we doing? And I'm just so depressed.
Like all I had to do was leave one Dell Robinson,
Like I could have dropped someone else, but no, I
choose one Dale Robinson and immediately touchdown. Okay, rub it
(06:36):
my face, mother.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That's what I was telling Abby Arnold's wife girlfriend. I
was telling her because she was saying, she puts one
dollar on four teams. She tries to win some money
and I said, well, you could do the anytime touchdown
or first touchdown. I said, sometimes it's just a random, dude.
So if you're gonna do it, do a dollar on
the most one of the most random players to score
a touchdown.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
You gotta do the longer. It would have been Wandale
Robinson and Darts scored the first TV that was probably
pretty random. Yeah, it was like eighteen to one.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
See, I wonder if she took my advice. I gotta
ask her.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
She probably didn't. She probably put Saquan, which she made
like twenty would have made twenty cents. Jalen hurts eight cents.
I mean, it's just so frustrating last night watching Wandell
Robinson get catch after catching God her get catch after
catching Jay, and I'm was just like, good grief, what
are we doing? So yeah, I don't even care about
fantasy football. The all I do is win is falling apart.
(07:28):
We lost last week to a guy that played Chubble Hubbard,
so he got a zero because Hubbard was hurt and
he still whooked my And now I'm already down fifty
five to nothing, and it's just like, wow, two weeks
in a row, here we go after starting out four
and oh the sink. The ship is sinking.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Well, we're gonna win, probably will be high point.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, you had thirty thirty points from Skataboo, so send.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
That ten now and then we'll probably win one hundred
and seventy about sixty. It's gonna be one hundred point win,
not even kidding. And the thing is, we need you
to lose. You, us, your brother, all of us can't
make the playoffs. That's a bad look on our fantasy
football league.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Why does it have to be me? Why do you
to your I would love to be in the fantasy
football playoffs so I could care about this crap and
like try and you know, want to talk about it.
But when someone goes down to scores fifty five on
you on a freaking Thursday, you hate that person. I
don't even know their name. Oh it's Dong. Quit call
me Dong. Well, oh so I think his name is
Dang or Dang. I don't know, but whatever. Fifty five
(08:32):
to nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, le people in your league naming their teams after Dong.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
No, no, because I misread his name when we drew
it and I said Dong. I think his name was
David Dong, but I think his name is David Dang right.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Another teams called Enus. What the It's just it's like
bringing friends over to your house when you're kids. You
almost got to let the friends win because you know
how to all the you.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Have always a man. Is that what it is? You
have to let your friends win, but you you're allowed
to win and I can't. We knew and justin co
managing is just like the It has changed your life
because you never made the playoffs. You sucked, and last
year you had him, you were good. This year you
have him and you guys are like dominating the league.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's just a different psychology because he taught me it's
not about the names. Dude, I would have drafted Travis Kelcey.
I always went by Sports Center guys. Now I learn, hey,
it's actually better to have is it the Javonte Williams.
No even know that guy. It's better to have him
than Derrick Henry oh Man. I always went for Sports
Center a block. Put him on my team. I'll take him.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It's been amazing, it's been wild.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It's like back in the day. My cousins they let
it slip that they actually let us win at sports
sometimes when we go to the lake House. And I
didn't know that. Yeah, okay, so and that that was
kind of new to me. They said, yeah, our mom
said to let you win at basketball. What I didn't know?
People what it was a weird taste in my mouth.
But we need to let our listeners win in fantasy.
(09:55):
It's just not none of batter's box trying his butt
off up everybody.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It's a batter's box here with a special.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It's not good.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
No, no, we're adults now. You don't have to let
people win when they come in and smack you around
like Craigie did last week to me and dang or
don't call me dong is doing this week. That gives
them more pride than you letting them win. And so
I don't know what I need and I have a
bad matchup. My quarterback is Justin Fields. He plays the
(10:24):
Broncos in London this weekend. He's gonna score about negative
five points because the Broncos defense is good. Justin Fields
can't throw the ball and it's just gonna be bad.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And all you people out there, gambling is not legalized
in your state. Sure there was fantasy back in the
day because there was no gambling only in Vegas. Now
there's gambling everywhere, and so fantasy has regressed a little bit.
But I believe fantasy is gonna become uber popular again
because what you learn is when the gambling is happening,
you're not learning the players. Heck, when you heading over,
(10:57):
you turn the game off. Fantasy is how you learn,
and you're starting to become more knowledgeable. I believe fantasy
start starts to get more popular. Just give it a
couple of years, Like right now.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well you mean more, dude. It's so popular it is, But.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I'm just saying I think it took a step back
because all these states said, boom, haven't give us your mortgages.
But Beazer's never been more into fantasy. She's just lost.
But before that, she was undefeated out of her entire league.
She was the number one team, she had the number
one draft. She's loving it and she doesn't even know sports.
I got a reminder of the London games. I'm like, hey, hey,
(11:31):
hit seven thirty, get up, there's London games. You gotta
set your lineup. Oh okay, first team in the league.
And I gotta tell her for London. Hey, Germany, they're
in Bangladesh today.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Way, yeah, they're in India this morning. You better get
your lineup in No City.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Hey, it's ten pm at night, get it up. Let's
go lineup time. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And it's like my week of bad has just continued.
Losing last week to someone that started, someone that was
on the was out and they beat me. Then my
eliminator pick just crapping down on their pants, and then
I'm like, all right, Thursday, new week, let's start over.
Fifty five points against me. All right, well this is great.
So we're gonna have a two week run of just
(12:08):
being Let Lunchbox be miserable because I am miserable. I'm
watching last night, just going wow, this is great man.
Two losses in a row here, I was thinking, ah,
four and oh I'm just going straight to the playoffs. Nothing. Oh,
never mind, I got something to worry about, got something.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
To worry about. And your fault is this you were
trying to clean up your team. Oh, I'll just dump
who is the guy?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Wandell Robinson.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I'll just dump. There's some trash in the living room.
I'm just gonna dum dump this out. Wandell Robinson. That's
what I did with Quinn Chandra Judkins. Oh and he
now does one hundred yards a game. He got drafted
by a team and he's a perfect running back. I
was just cleaning our team up a little. That's tidying up.
I didn't want guys that weren't playing. Oh he's playing,
(12:50):
all right. He runs for the century mark every week.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah. It was like, you know, you got guests coming
over it, and you don't really realize what you're throwing
in the trash. You just pick up stuff, iStart, throwing
stuff in closets and under the bed, and oh, get
this outside, throw this in the ship, throw this in
the garbage. And then the next day you're like, wait,
where'd that lottery ticket go?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Man? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Man, must have thrown it away. That's exactly what I did.
It would have been fine because he Wandell. Yes, he
only had seven catches for eighty five and a touchdown,
but that almost equals what Goddard did. He had nine
for one hundred and ten a touchdown, so he would
have been six points different. But I can make up
six points somewhere, making up twenty five points, and ain't
gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Where you gonna start him, I would have had to
Wandell what's his name, Robinson? He starts on your team.
Who the fuck is that guy? You're starting to Wandel Robinson?
I told Justin. I said, hey, just take a look
at some of the people in our division, their teams
and the players they have on their bench. I think
(13:53):
some of them have practice squad guys. They get point
two points a game. Guys, if you have a player
on your team that's getting point one one point, it's
that you can drop him. You are safe to put
him out to pasture and I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, I really made him. I mean, I just made
a blunder. I made a blunder in the last minute
of trying to get It's just and it cost me,
and it just it hurt last night. The game hurt watching. Uh,
not because I cared about the teams. It was because
I was just sitting there getting points scored on me.
And every time Wandell Robinson would get a catch, I'd
be like, well, that could have been on my points,
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could have had those points.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
And it does suck when you throw stuff away. And
it's Halloween, honey, where's that red shirt? Oh yeah, I
threw that away. But now that I have a house,
I realize that you're able to keep a lot more stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, but the problem is you throw it in a
closet and then you're like, I don't know where it is,
what closet's in? Oh my gosh, And you dig through
all this stuff like, oh my gosh, I can't find it.
So annoying, But.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Like, you really do need that red shirt. There's no
reason to take it to goodwill to just clean up
a little bit. There's never because it's gonna come around
where you're gonna dresses it to me, You're gonna do
some paint project. You're gonna need that red shirt for
something right, to support people, there's gotta be some sort
of color that's associated with support.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
That's red enough fantasy talk. People don't care. Let's let's
start the show. I don't care, they don't care. Fantasy
is dead this week. Next week we'll pick fantasy back up.
We'll be in a good mood and we'll be looking
to get back on the saddle the election.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
It would support the Republican Party.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I heeart, iHeart dug Come on, now, you know the
second I'd throw away that red shirt bloods No, it's
gonna be There comes a memo from corporate.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Hey, guys, everybody in Unity wear red to support iHeart.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, we're gonna need We're gonna have I Heeart week
where you wear a red shirt every week?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Cool, honey? Do you know what I do with that
red shirt?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Now? I clean it up like one Del Robinson.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Hey, I did with it what you did with kin
Shawn Jenkins. I threw them out. But he's got to
get suspended, right.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Quinn, Chandra Judkins whatever I dud listen suspended for he
hits somebody supposedly okay, yeah, but they're just letting him
play until they figure out.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
It was very weird, Like I mean, supposedly he hit
his woman or a girl, not funny, and they just
let him play. I don't understand. It's very weird how
they yeh you know who's just never been hurt fromim again?
Justin Tucker Man. We had like he just never existed.
He was like one of the best kickers in the world,
and then he went and gotten some massages and now
he's just gone.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Well, they do fade. You start missing a couple like
this Tennessee Titan Sly guy. They love him. I mean
he could get free fooded and he who Sly?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Who's slut?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
No Dike, No, Dike's the runner. No, Dyke's a catcher.
Dyke's the guy that gets all the returns. I'm pretty
sure he plays wide receiver. Though, sure he plays, but
he's known for who is Sly the run? This sly kid,
Joey Slot, He's actually making some field goals. Dude, he
can go to any one of these hot Chicken plays
(17:04):
and get free chicken. But then once you miss a couple,
then they talk about cutting you.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, it's like you're out of town.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Man Japel massages Realy.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, let's start the show man.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
All right, let's do it live. We oh the one,
two three? So loser?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
What up?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Everybody?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Y'all. It is Sison. I'm from the North. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the North side of Nashville
with Baser, my wife. Beautiful community. Not leaving there at
all this weekend for the foreseeable future. Actually, because we're
saving money and I cannot wait. I will watch every
single college, NFL and baseball game this weekend. She's off
and running doing something associated with Halloween and falses, and
(17:54):
so I won't leave the two point two acres. I
will die of a heart attack when I'm seventy two.
And Justin Bettter check on those two point two kids
at Vandy today.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Over to you, man, Yeah, we're gonna take a break, man,
and when we come back, I'm gonna talk about how
I mean, we have some wonderful bosses here, wonderful bosses,
and I just want to tell a little story about them.
We'll right back. So we have these wonderful bosses, and
I mean, their paychecks must be pretty nice, because I
some of them belong to golfing communities. Some would call
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it a country clubs. And yesterday I see the one
of the bosses in the hallways like, hey, man, you
haven't been up to my place to play golf in
a while. I see you've been playing. I've been seeing
you on eighteen birdies and I'm like, yeah, I've been playing.
He was like, I'm watching your scores. He goes you've
been playing pretty well. He goes, Hey, you know, the
(18:49):
invitation's always open if you want to make the drive
a little north of town and come to my place,
you're welcome to come play with me. And I said, okay, great, thanks.
I said, that's really cool man. You know, it's just
hard with three kids. But you know what, actually, I
could do tomorrow. Can you do? And he goes, this.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Is just a depressing conversation. Continue, why is this depressing?
I could do tomorrow because it's like you're a charity
case because the MUNI we're not members. You don't get
those Marquee times.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Right, we don't get the Marquee times.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
It's sad, dude. And I could play tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
And so he tells me I could do tomorrow. And
I said, well, let me look. You know what I
said I could do tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I said, let's play some golf when we're going. And
so I've got my clubs in the car, like I'm
ready to go.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Don't even have to go home after.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Don't even have to go after. I have clothes in there.
Every pants are on, but the sun's gonna come out,
so I have shorts in the car. It's gonna be
a nice day. And I'm like, yes, we're gonna play
some golf and a nice no, Muni, no fighting for
a tea time. No, We're gonna go up to his
place and we're gonna go play and it's gonna be
so nice. And the drinks and the food will be
(20:07):
on him. It'll be great.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You do the food. You don't do a lot of
the drinks.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, I meant like tea.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Oh my bad.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, I don't do the drinks because I gotta get
back in my car and drive forty minutes back to
my house.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I thought you said drinks.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Now, I didn't say drank. I said drinks. Well, if
I was drinking, that would have alcohol. Drinks would be
like tea or lemonade.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Gotcha.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
So I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna get me a sandwich
at the turn, get me some snacks, everything, And I'm
all excited. I tell my wife, Hey, you know I'm
gonna play golf with the boss today. Oh yeah, you
have fun. And I was like, I may be home
a little later.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Don't worry.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I'll get dinner for the kids. It'll be okay. And
I'm like, all right, great, perfect.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
They said, the ratings on my bonehead have never been higher.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh, everything's been going great. So I set my clubs
out the night before, had my sore Losers canvas bag.
But that's where I put my golf clothes, my golf shoes.
That way, I'm not carrying a shirt. I hat a belt,
and I forget something and I put it in the car,
and I'm all excited and I'm looking forward to it.
I'm just thinking, man, how much longer? How much longer
(21:12):
till we get out here. I'm ready to go play
some golf, Ready to go play some golf. And then
I get a notification on eighteen birdies and I'm like, huh,
it says the boss just started.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Around a little bit before.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Uh yeah, like thirty minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Could have been in practice round uh teeing off though.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah he could. He could have been just warming up.
Maybe he had to he committed himself to another group.
And I'm like, okay, cool, all right, Yeah, I guess
he's gonna play thirty six holes today, or maybe he's
just gonna play, you know, twenty seven, he's gonna play
nine to get warmed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no problem,
you know. And it says so and so club. I'm like,
(22:00):
I never heard of that golf course. I'm like, huh, okay, well.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Did I say MUNI?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
No, No, it said club Whoa.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
And I'm like, huh you gotta have a membership there, right, And.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I'm like, I've never heard of that. I don't even
know where that is. I wonder how far he drove
for that. And so I click on it and he's
played three holes and he's two over par. And I'm like, huh.
So I go on my computer. I give it a
little goog. He's playing golf in Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
That's not gonna happen work, So what is going?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
How is he playing golf in Connecticut? He told me
yesterday right here in the hallway, hey, I can play tomorrow.
And I said, oh, I kid too, and he goes, dude.
So after the show, probably about twelve thirty, and I
was like, that would be great. So we had a
time set and then as I'm I'm sitting here now,
(23:01):
he's on whole number four in Connecticut disaster.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
That's why I don't golf with other people.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
No, no, no, But there is no text from him saying hey,
actually I'm gonna go to Connecticut and play golf. We
can't play golf tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, that's weird. You should have got at least some
sort of letting you know, right? Yeah, but is it
for sure canceled because you know.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Hold on, hold on? Okay, well you know you hold on,
you hold on.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
There is a thing called puja.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, here's the problem. That means he would have to
finish fourteen more holes. Well, I guess fifteen because he's
only on number four right now. He would have to
finish fifteen more holes, get back to the PJ and
fly back drive to his country club that he is
(23:57):
a member at, and be there by one one o'clock.
Obviously hashtag impossible.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Hashtag ray. Air traffic controllers have been busy enough. They're
not gonna allow that. Correct government shutdown Ray.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
So my question is do I text him and just
be like, hey, man, are we still on for today?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Oh? My? Did he just say that conversationally? See, but
he didn't realize that you were banking your entire life
on this. He was just like keeping it Lucy goosey.
But for you, that was straight confirmation twelve thirty.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
That is also another thought. Was he just saying it
like as a robot, Like that's his go to when
he sees me, Hey man, i've been seeing you play
golf on eighteen bradys, we should play sometime. And he
doesn't even think and he just all right, autopilot, has
the conversation, moves on with his life, and the next
morning he's playing in Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Some people just don't talk in confirmations. Pitts that small thing.
On that Friday we went hung out with him. He goes,
I didn't even think you guys were serious until you
showed up, and I go, dude, we both texted you. Yeah,
Like when people say that when I say I'm coming,
I'm coming back to golf.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, I tell my wife I'm coming. I'm coming.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't get the non
confirmation world. So there's people that say they're going to
do twelve thirty and then don't do it.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, And this is less than twenty four hours ago
that we had this conversation.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Like I told Amy on the Big Show that was
bringing her mums. I brought her mums the next day
and she goes, did you really bring me mums? And
I said yes, I said I was going to bring
you mums. Why would I not have brought you mums?
What is happening in this world where you say stuff
and then there's people out there that don't do it.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, so maybe he meant that he got me a
tea time, but he wasn't going to be there. So
if I drive to his club, but he said, you
can come play with me anytime you want.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
It's a little bit of a drive. But you guys
threw out the time.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
We throughout the time.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
So text him.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I'm gonna text him and I'm gonna say, hey, man,
we still good for twelve thirty, got the clubs in
the car, don't even have to go home after work.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I don't think you want that answer?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Looking forward to it? Send all right, there you go.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
You know what your answer is gonna be. He gapped it.
You were at the bottom of the list. He never
even thought you guys were serious. He did throw out
a time.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
He threw out time.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
But dang's that boss Busy's you're telling me he got
some last second call putja Connecticut day of you're odd
man out. Wow, that's a different lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
No, No, not only am I odd man out? That he
got this cool. Obviously something happened, but he didn't even
have the thought, Oh, you know what, I need to
text lunch and let him know I'm out.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Hey, have you ever thought of this is just an
out of the box idea. Have you ever thought of
big in him? Is there any way to just pick
a golf course random that isn't even where you currently are,
where it's geo located?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
And do what?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Why don't you so you saw he did a Connecticut
pop up? Why don't you sign up Fort Lauderdale? My
buddy knows courses there. You say you're in Fort Lauderdale,
be like, hey, got to Florida course today? Sorry, man,
can't do twelve thirty. So you beat him to the punch.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Obviously it's not going to register because he's not. He
didn't even remember that we have a tea time because
he's already in Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
You did you? You's already going on.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Hey a double a double Buggie four.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
You're moving and shaken too. Hey playing Florida. I'm out
of state too, That's that's how you play it. Oh
you just went to Connecticut. If the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Wow, man, I'm playing on Hawaii I'm playing on the
Big Island this weekend. Man, sorry about that, Soty forgot.
I'm not gonna be able to make it. That's that's
my my apologies.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
And then you confuse him and he's like, dang, I'm
only playing Connecticut. He's playing freaking Coda.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
That's how you get him. You guys both be d
each other.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Oh man, yeah, you're.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Just telling me you're playing the local Muni.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Or hey man, I guess I'll go play the local Muni.
Since you're up in Connecticut, it's gonna happen. You're gonna
pop up at Muni. No, no, I Now I probably
won't even play because when I'm playing, I'm gonna be like,
oh man, I got a bigger, bigger, better deal. Now
here we go. What a shot? Hey did you see that?
Oh boss? Sorry you're in Connecticut, you didn't see that shot? Sorry?
All right, all right for this for Bertie. Man, this
(28:36):
for Bertie. Hey boss, gonna get your film out. I
can put it on a TikTok. Oh sorry, you're not playing.
You're not my boss. Oh you're just you're gym. You're
the homeless guy cool man. Thanks, all right, here we
go U, I missed it. Don't worry about it, Boss,
I'll tell you about it on Monday, when you get
back from Connecticut. Because we were supposed to play golf together. Cool.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
It wasn't even a thirty minute gap. It was a
different state gap.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
It's like it's like we're in just like, Oh, I
went over and my my buddy hit me last minute.
It was I'm in Connecticut. I don't know. And I mean,
I get fifty five Fantasy points put on me last night,
and then I get the Boss playing in Connecticut today.
I love my life. We'll take a break. We'll be
right back.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
It was a good one.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Something weird happened in my house last night. Yanky, no,
not knk Baby Box two put him to sleep. He's
got his jammis on, you know what I mean. They're
blue with blue stripes, you know, lighter blue, like maybe
turquoise stripes. And he's out like a light on his pillow,
sleep And I'm watching the game and I around ninety five,
(29:48):
I hear footsteps.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Don't do in my house, that's cat. Yeah it could
be dog, but in your house that's kid.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
But I realized the dog was light right there by
me on the by the cow ouch, and so I
knew it wasn't dog. I was like, oh, what is that?
But no kid ever said anything. I didn't hear anything, nothing,
And I'm like, oh, maybe I'm just hearing things, you know.
Maybe it was a squirrel on the roof, you know, And.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
So instead of investigating, you just chalk it up to
just a random squirrel. A dude, i'd be up and
down those stairs looking for a home intruder.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Oh yeah, I don't even think about a home intruder.
I didn't even think about that. That would have been
a good good thought. Also, but I'm not paranoid, and.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
So I must be bigfoot. I'll go back to sleep.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
So I finished watching the game, flipping that and between
that and the Cubs game and Cubs, you know, I
see Kyle Tucker hit a home run. I'm like, all right,
this game's over, like hap, Well, Halp hit one in
the first but Tucker hit one, and I think it
was the seventh. So I turn it off and I'm
going to bed, and.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Are you ever gonna check on the sound.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Well then that's when I realized it had to be
baby Box two going to the bathroom because in my
bathroom is his pajama shirt? Like, huh, he must have
been hot. Now I look in the hall, there's his
pajama shorts. Homeboy's sleeping button naked. We got a streaker,
and I'm like, what in the world is he sleeping
(31:17):
naked for there? Why did he take off his clothes?
Now I get it, when you're drunk, you take off
your clothes, do some wind sprints. But he hadn't been drinking.
And I'm like, oh, that's weird, and so I put
a couple extra I put an extra blanket on him,
you know, because I don't want to wake him up.
There's no need to wake him up to put the
clothes on. I just feel bad and.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Sleep rest.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
The mocking bird, And that mocking bird doesn't seem Daddy's
gonna buy you a trampo lean.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
If this bet hits, I'll buy you more. But my
fantasy team is such.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
A yeah, and I don't care anymore.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Oh, I just got four.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I wish Dallas Goddard would quit freaking not get the
next score. Anyway, So your mom.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Is sometimes a cute little.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
And sometimes I like to go in her back door.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Anyway, Dad, I was awake the whole time.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Oh sorry, son, Sorry, Well, then tell me about that
back door dad. No, no, no, son, that was just
a joke. That was a joke, man, And you said,
mom's a what a sore? No? No, no, no, no no. Anyway,
So I texted my wife this morning. I said, hey,
can you figure out why he was sleeping naked? And
she responded, she goes.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I asked him happy frying.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
And he said, I don't know. I didn't do that,
he goes, I was wondering the same thing.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Wow, kids, a were wolf.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
So literally he was just went to the bathroom, took
off his clothes, got back in bed, and has no
recollection of getting undressed.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
That's funny. I might need a kid for that. That's funny.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
That's you know, when they're really freaking tired, you're talking
about it all night, that they have no clue that
they actually did that.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Man, the second you get home, Dad and Mom tell you.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Dude, guarantee, when I get home, he's gonna be like, Dad,
guess what I slept naked last night?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Dude again, we're gonna have a problem, hear me.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Boy, No, there's no problem. Whatever I made you do
you We're not gonna judge, but I was just a
little surprised to see a trail of pajamas from the
bathroom back to his bed, and so that obviously meant
he was sleeping naked. It was just really weird, really funny,
like what made him And now my question is did
he he had to us take him off on the
way to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Maybe he takes him off to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
That could be it. That's weird. Oh, got a text
from the boss. You want an update? He said, Oh, sorry, man,
I'm not gonna be able to make it. I actually
got a last minute invite to go to come up
to Connecticut and play a few rounds. Really apologize, catch
(34:20):
you next week.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Man, we're in the wrong industry. No, no, we're in
the right industry, wrong department, wrong department. So basically what
happened is this is this is my theory.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Had to be some artist BBD said hey, you want
to come with me to Connecticut to play these courses.
I'm flying on my PJ.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
But wait, he already had a with you plans.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, obviously he wasn't even going to text me to
let me know he couldn't make it. Oh sorry about that, man,
I got a last minute invite to do.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
A little letdne. That's how you're starting your weekend?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, man, cool, dude, that's weird. I mean that. I
mean that lets you know where you're at on the
totem pole. And I wonder if it hit him when
I texted or did he hope that I was just
going to forget about golf and it was not going
to have to be awkward.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Right, But if you say you're going, I don't get
how somebody could forget about it, you make a mental note.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
I agree, But I'm saying he never hit me up
and is like, hey, I'm actually going to go out
of town. He never did anything until right now when
I text him and he says, oh, man, sorry about that.
Actually I'm not going to be able to make it.
So he was hoping that I was not going to
say anything. And now what if I would have never
seen the notification on eighteen birdies and I would have
(35:42):
driven to his damn club.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
It's good you're talking to him. The thing I want
to know is did the boss totally gap it and
forget about you? Did the boss just not care about you?
Did the boss debate it in his head and then
just I'll just go there. It'll all pan out. I'm
curious what went through the boss's head. I think he
(36:05):
totally gapped it and forgot he was even going with
you in the first place.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
I'll say one hun percent he gapped it, like he
forgot he got this text or call. I don't know
what happens in this situation. If the artist called him
or texted him and is like, hey, dude, you want
to fly to Connecticut with me? I got something up
there and then we can play a couple of rounds
of golf jumping on the PJ in about two hours.
And he's just like, oh my god, I gotta go,
(36:29):
and he doesn't even think about anything else, grabs his
club and drives to the airport.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I mean that's it. He's like, all right, honey, well bye,
I see you later. I gotta go. I'm flying to
Connecticut with so and so.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
But for a second, do you think he thinks, ah, man,
I got the the golf with lunch at twelve thirty though.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Like is he up in the air, Like is that
when he realizes, like, oh man, I never hit up
lunch and let him know that I'm not gonna be
able to make it. Or is he just so on
cloud nine that he's in this private jet with this
artist flying to Connecticut to play these very private, it
nice courses, and he has no thought of me and
my my situation and my excitement to play with him.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
See, I'm not even jealous of that life. I'm not jealous,
I know, but I want to say, Oh, that's how
the other half lives. But I think I would rather
chill in the country. Maybe there's a potential possibility I
go play golf tomorrow morning, but it's full. But I'd
rather do my life. I don't know about the You're
gonna play in a random course, random people, and you
(37:29):
have to ditch plans, so somebody's gonna be mad at you,
and you just gotta pick up and go do something.
I'm not planned to do that. I have plans for
how my weekend is gonna be. See, I don't know
if I could do that. I don't envy that.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I don't think. I think you're playing with people, you know,
because it's an artist and probably to the two other friends.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
He randomly knows people in Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
No, No, they're not gonna be They're gonna be a foursome.
They're not gonna play with random people. You're gonna play
a random, nice course. Yes, but that's the cool, Like
I think that's cool to play new random courses that
are fun.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Right, But those guys are gonna be having Connecticut jokes.
You don't understand any of the humor.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Well, I think that artist lives here, so I don't
think he's gonna have Connecticut jokes.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
But you think that this boss is really good friends
with that artist, that they have a great relationship.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
That's a great question that might be awkward, like.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
If somebody goes, well, you go play golf with let
me think of a person Luke Bryanna. Luke would be funny,
like Luke's hilarious, Okay, like just a random person natesany
Luke Combs. Luke Combs. I don't know if I'd enjoy
that because I don't know, like Luke is just an
easy guy to get a Luke Bryan He would be funny,
he laughed. Yeah, Luke Combs, I don't think we'd have
(38:40):
any chemistry. That would kind of be a miserable three
hours I get it to private jet, I get it's
a course in Connecticut, but I'm passing. My name's Bennett.
I ain't in it. My name is Paul. It's up
to y'all. Who would be another awkward one? Freaking uh,
Kip Moore, Kip See. I would get along with him
because he's an island guy.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Okay, up, it would almost be some of the guys
Sate Smith, that's a good night, State Smith.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I just don't think it would be just so like
George Burgs would be funny and fun Jordan Davis would
be one of those that I just don't think I'd
get along with him about.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Well, Okay, Chris Stapleton.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Chris Stapleton would be awkward. I wouldn't enjoy it for
three hours. You just got to think of stuff to
talk about. Chris Tapleton, not.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Only three hours, but the plane ride, the couple of
rounds of golf of these Connecticut courses, and then the
flight home.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
See Luke Bryan would honestly be the number one that
would be a blast because the whole time you'd be laughing.
There would be a lot of them. I would pass on.
Like even Jake Owen, as cool as he is, I
bet he has friends that he would talk to more. So,
I'm just like standing over there in the corner. Well's Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Aymn, this is so fun.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Colors are beautiful.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Is that pit in the back or is it in
the middle or the front?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Thanks, Jake, I couldn't hear you. You're talking to your
friend over there? I got Okay, did you guys?
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Shoot? How far it is as a whole? What it's okay?
I can I can judge about that. I'm not in
on that conversation. Okay, cool man, I'll be over here.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Did you guys order me a sandwich? You didn't? No worries.
I'm gonna get it back at chips. We're good at
the turn. I got the chips. See, I'd rather be
in the main k by myself.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah. It's a valid point, That's.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
What I'm saying. Connecticut. Ain't that great?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, that's a valid point. But yeah, that's just how
my weekends already started. I mean, so, yeah, we might
as well. And they said the Oklahoma quarterback is gonna
play Matier. Baby, my tier may play. That's great.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
No, he's playing.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
He's probable.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
That means playing you play fantasy?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Didn't he just have surgery on his hand. Like a
week ago.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
He missed one game and he's playing with one hand.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Oh man, jeez, that's crazy. But uh yeah, here we go.
You ready for some locks, man, because we got to
get out of here. Look, the Denver Broncos are over
in London or England or Dublin or Germany. I don't
even know where they're playing London, Get it right? Is
it London?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yes? Because I tried to understand it because one time
they're in Germany, one time they're in Mexico City, one
time they're in Brazil, one time they're in London, one
time they're in Dublin. They're in London.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Okay, Well they're seven and a half against the Jets.
The Jets are awful, haven't won a game. They don't
look like they know what they're doing. The Broncos are
freaking good. Their defense is good. Bo Nicks, Bo Dix
is throwing that thing all over the place. Give me
the Broncos minus seven and a half, take it to
the bank.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
That's called throwing the pill.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Uh wow. The Colts is now up to seven and
a half. You know why Kyler Murray's not gonna play.
He's not. There's no way he's gonna play. But seven
and a half, that might be too much for me to,
you know, bite off. But the Pittsburgh Steelers are at home,
off a bye against the Browns who just traveled to
(41:47):
London or Dublin or wherever they're coming from. They're traveling
all the way back to the United States. Then they
got to go on the road again to Pittsburgh, and
they gotta buy the Steelers and Mike Tomlin off a
bye bye. Give me the Pittsburgh Steelers minus six. Take
it to the bank. Then I I may make me
(42:08):
understand this.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Oh you're going deep in your bag.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Make me understand how. The Seattle Seahawks make me a schoolgirl.
Ray are favored in Jacksonville, So toss up Bradford Bradley
against the upstart Lawrence Boy. The Seattle Seahawks are minus
one and a half. That don't make sense. Give me
the Jags plus one and a half at home. Take
(42:33):
it to the bank. There you go, there's your three. Yeah,
it's good stuff. Yeah, good stuff. You gonna you got anything.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
No man, no man, I just uh my lock is.
It's gonna be good old fashion football fun. Red River
rivalry is gonna be epic if that kid is playing
a tier and oh.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
That'll be at like eleven in the morning. That's the
greatest part of I.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Think it's the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Oh man, they used to do it at eleven. Now
it must be in the afternoon. I don't know. I
haven't looked at the times.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
I think the only early one is your Illinois and
Ohio state.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
You mean, do they play Illinois. Yeah, you're right. It's
Indiana that's going to Oregon, Oregon. That's it. That's it.
You're right, Illinois. I wish you at eleven Alabama, Missouri
eleven Indiana, Oregon at two thirty, Oklahoma, Texas two thirty,
Florida and Texas, A and M Michigan, USC Georgia at Auburn.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
That's a good one night cap.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yeah, all right, everybody, have a great weekend. Sored Loosers
dot com. We are the sore losers at gmail dot com.
Email let's get your tickets to the convention.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
We out and guys only gamble what you can lose.
You don't want to.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
You don't have to gamble on the line. You don't
have to gamble, man, Just watch the games, enjoy yourself. Uh,
go golf with your friends, make plans, and then fly
to Connecticut and just totally Bailuh yeah, no big deal.
I'm not mad. I'm not I don't feel weird. I
don't feel awkward. It's not gonna be awkward the next
time I see this, boss, No, who cares. Hey man,
it's watered under the bridge, you know what I mean? Hey,
(44:11):
we're cool? Yeah? Yeah man, So that invite next time?
Is that sincere? Or is that one of those just
kind of Hey man, I see in the hall, so
I need to say something to you. I'll throw this
out there, but I don't really want you to come golf. Yeah,
pretty sad, pod Man
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