Lunchbox Has His Man Card Revoked

In this episode Ray got to hear his favorite radio guy call the Titans game and so he brings us some of his favorite lines. Lunchbox had his man card revoked by Batters Box because Lunchbox decided to watch The Challenge instead of Sunday Night Football with the Lions vs Eagles. Also the Texas Longhorns season is over and Lunchbox had an awkward dinner event on Friday night. Not sure what else we talked about. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tell you it wasn't recording recording.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
One thing I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
When you're playing fantasy football, when you have your lineup set,
you submit the lineup on like Thursday, what you should
never do, and I try to tell myself this over
and over and over again, is don't second guess it
on Sunday morning. Don't wake up Sunday morning and start

(00:29):
being like, oh, I don't know, I don't know, and
start taking people out of your lineup and putting new
people in. Because on Thursday you had a clear head.
On Sunday morning you have this ah, you start getting nervous,
you start panicking. It shows how terrible of a head
coach you would be, how bad of a leader you are.
You tell people they're starting, then you take them out

(00:51):
of the lineup. And I mean I did this yesterday
tech Shara. I was tired of him getting five points
a game because Bryce I can't see over. The offensive
line sucks yung. So I was like, you know what, No,
I'm not doing it. I'm gonna put in Woody Marks
because the Texans are gonna go up and down the

(01:13):
field on the Titans and Woody Marks is gonna have
a huge game. Well, smash cut Woody Mars got like
six points. Tick Shara had two touchdowns, like one hundred
and twenty yards for twenty nine fantasy points.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
You ain't no head.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Ball, coach, boy, So that just shows you that I
don't know what the hell I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
You don't know ball.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
And every time he would show him, Oh, tick Sharra
twenty more yards, Tick Sharra fifteen more yards, and I
would just watch it and then oh, take Sharra touchdown,
Oh take Share two touchdowns. And I'm in a dog
fight against big Time Tsunami and that wave is about
to crash down on my ass and I'm gonna lose,

(02:01):
and then it's gonna be one game separating. All I
do is win in Big Time Tsunami. And who do
I play next week? Big Time Tsunami.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
That's a scheduling error. But I got drunk on Saturday,
a couple jack and coke. Later, I got on the
message board and I went after Arnold. Uh oh, I
don't know if it's the real one. I don't know
if it's a fake one. There's one guy named Arnold's Army.
And I said respectfully. He had been trashing everybody. I said,
eat my e. I said, I'm tired of what you're saying.

(02:36):
You can right now get on your knees and eat
my whoa I said. I said, I'm a couple jack
and cokes deep because he told us he was gonna
kill us, and he did. He beat us by fifty.
We need somebody to get negative fifty tonight just to win.

(02:56):
Who's playing to night Raiders.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
And cow Cowboys? And I mean, like, where was armand
Saint Brown last night? I mean, come on, my brother
text me batter's box. He texted me last night.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
What if everybody that's a batter's box here?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
And he says something about the game. He says, what
did he say?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
He got so mad at me. He said, Wow, how
many fourth downs are they gonna miss? And I replied,
not watching? Catching up on the challenge MCDC. He goes
for it on fourth down highest percentage in the NFL
and he put dot dot dot dot. What turning your
man card for even uttering that sentence? Unbelievable, shocked, Explain yourself,

(03:42):
I said, challenge folks coming in studio Friday, Big Interview,
have to crush it Friday, plenty of time. Embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, I'll take that man card up. Yep, yep, hand
it over all right, No, no about it.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I got a question. So if you don't watch every
single football game, you have to give back your man card.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
But it's the what is it, fomo? If you don't
watch the Texas game in Georgia? But why do you
not have any interest in that? Why would a man
unless you're working third shift like me. That's my exception,
Mike caveat. If you're a man, why are you not
watching Eagles Lions? That is a playoff game. Why are
you not watching Chiefs Broncos? That is a playoff game.

(04:28):
There were must see games yesterday and Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
How much of it did you watch? Like Saturday, I'm
gonna tell you what, A and M. I didn't see
one play of that. A and M comeback, not one play.
It was thirty to three.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
And a half, and A and M came all the
way back. The Cox didn't do one thing in the second.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Hald Oh, the Cox deflated. They went who they were
standing tall? And the Cocks went whooo, they disappeared.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
That was a good one. There was some other ones
I was floating around on uh Bama Bama.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, so I didn't watch the Lions and the Eagles'.
That doesn't mean I'm not a man I need to
turn over my man card.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
It is because it's like, you know, if you unless
your kid has got some big thing they were doing,
wife's in the hospital, there's really not a lot of
reason why.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
You wouldn't be watching that. I was catching up on
the Challenge.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Work related maybe well it's.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Not even work related. I like the Challenge and some
of the cast members are supposed to be coming up
here on Friday, so I want to be up to date.
I'm just a few episodes behind. And so yes, I'm
sorry that I decided to take that opportunity to sit
down and enjoy an episode of The Challenge.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
We'll do it. We'll do it where there's brunch, and
I'll say at the end of brunch, you know, justin
bj Baser, I need all your man cards because we
didn't watch any of this first wave games. I'm gonna
need everybody to hand it over right now.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, And like the game of the day yesterday, I
guess was the Bills and the Buccaneers is back and
forth all day long. You know how much I watched that,
probably like four plays.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
But that wasn't That wasn't the factor. The ones that
everybody knew about Chiefs and Broncos was must see TV.
Romo and the Boys had a hell of a call.
And then that nightcap the Eagles and the Lions. Those
those were games you had to watch. So if you didn't,
if you're a truck driver, if you are a tractor operator,

(06:37):
if you are on the tugger right now, I'm gonna
need you all to hand over your main cards. If
you did not watch those two NFL games, and you
didn't at least tune in a little bit to Texas
and Georgia, there were whoppers this weekend.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Well it turns out that Detroit game wasn't even good.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
It doesn't matter. You could have tuned out at halftime.
I get that, Oh do I understand that. But I'm
just saying, you gotta show the effort, you know, the
Billy Billy, I almost feel like I was telling him
Texas was playing Georgia. Billy, you live in Austin, Texas.
Why did I am I the first person to tell

(07:17):
you that's a massive game? So Billy lost his main
card this weekend, but then the next day, good good,
crazy game. Uh, he was covering up for it. Billy
hands over his man card. You are handing over your
main card. I'll go check with Kevin. If he didn't
watch some of these games, he's gonna need to hand
it over as well.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh, he texted me. I texted him last night something
and I said something about the game, and he goes,
this game sucks and he goes, I said, I'm not
even watching catching up on the challenge. He goes, good choice.
I stopped watching. So that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
You don't got to watch it start to finish. There's
no reward. But it's just the attempt, is what it
really was. It is the attempt to be romance, the
attempt to crush your wife's shoulders, the attempt to foreplay.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Totally understand and I ran out of a yeah, but
Batter's Box was so mad at me. Then I texted
him because I started watching it with like eight minutes
left to go in the fourth quarter, and he wasn't responding,
and so I'm like, is that his way of, oh,
you lost your man card? I can't respond? Or was
he not watching the game at that point, and so

(08:27):
he needs to hand over his man card.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Goes, he crosses over all different things. It's almost like
their first sunny day. If a guy on a Friday
isn't attempting to play golf, Eh, you don't need to
hand over that man card. Oh, I'm gonna go with
my wife to them all today. What Mark, it's seventy
for the first time in four weeks. You gotta at
least act like you try to get a tea time.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, And that's that was the problem. Is Like I
watched a little bit of the Broncos Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
But that was must seat. That is defense. You want
to see old school football. How we play we have
kegs in football.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I still don't understand how the Broncos have won nine games.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Well, I like it though it's fools gold. Broncos are
gonna get smoked. Any other game that was cute then
there And that that's why I always tell my friends,
you gotta lie bet you watched the flow of that game.
No way a team was winning more than three and
a half. The fact that Broncos were getting points and
majority of the game. I would have put thirty grand
on that Boomer had nothing to worry about. He's a

(09:26):
big Broncos fan. But wait till the playoffs Broncos get
housed by three touchdowns by who.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I got a question.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
They ain't got an offense.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I have a question. I watched a little bit of
that game, and I was sitting there with the boys,
and we were sitting on the couch and baby Box
is sitting there next to me. He goes and they
show Patrick Mahomes under center and maybe he's standing in
the shotgun, don't know it. And he goes, Dad, that's
the best quarterback. Huh. I said, yeah, so that's Patrick Mahomes.

(09:57):
He's the best one in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Right now, according to PFF.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
And then I pull up ESPN dot com and there's
a picture of Josh Allen and he goes, Dad, that's
the second best quarterback, isn't it. Allen is number one,
And I'm like, whoa, how do you know this stuff?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Alan is number one, the favorite. No, Dafford is number
one for MVP. Number two is Drake Mayb. But that's
going to change is Josh Allen. Patrick Mahomes is farther
down the list. So you know, Patty isn't number one, Son?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
And I said, wow, yeah, how'd you know that?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I just knew?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
And he goes, but dad, who's the third best quarterback
in the NFL?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Fingernail polish?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
And I said, that's a great question. And I said,
my answer is blank. If I want to throw this
out to our to everybody listening, go to the Facebook page,
email us who is the third best quarterback? If you
have Allen and Mahomes is number one and two Burrow?
Who is the third best quarterback in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
That's an easy answer, and it resides probably in the NFC.
It's gonna be a Hurtz. It's gonna be a Burrow
at AFC, and it's gonna be a I don't know
who it is, Drake may See.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I talked to batters Box last night.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
He finally responded, this is.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Before the game. And I told him about the whole
interaction with baby Box and how he was talking about
the best quarterbacks in the NFL. And I said, who's
the third best quarterback in the NFL. And he goes, oh,
that's an easy question. And he goes Lamar Jackson, and
I'm like.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
What not really doing it?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
In the playoffs, though, Man, what are you talking about?
He short arms, he short cocks it. I was like,
you really have him righted as the third best quarterback
in the NFL. I was like, you are nuts. And
my answer was, Matthew Stafford that's who I think. I mean.
We do not appreciate how unbelievable he has been for
so freaking long.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, we do. Vegas has him as the MVP favorite.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
He is so damn good.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
And he went in the hyper ball chamber. We had
the trailer pulled up our outside of training camp. He
got something some sort of witch magic could put on
him or something, because they healed him.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
But anyway, so I'm sitting on the couch and we're
having a little snack, me and baby Box one and
baby Box two, and we're watching a little bit of
the Chiefs and Broncos game. And I look out the
window and who's sitting at the front door? Amazon No,
our dog, Chase. I'm like, what the hell happened? Oh,

(12:32):
this dog, all of a sudden this weekend has decided
that he needs to get out of the backyard. And
he has been headbutting all the pickets and breaking pickets
with his head.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
So I'm adding that and reason number ninety nine and
never get a dog. I'll work on reason number one
hundred tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
And so I had to go out figure out which
picket he broke, replaced the pickets, and I missed the
rest of the Chiefs game. I saw about maybe half
of the second quarter, half of the third quarter, and
that was it.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Beauty of Amazon TV, YouTube TV, you play it, put
it in your pocket, you got it, just like radio.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, I don't have phone. I don't have TV on
my phone, don't know how to do that, don't have
Amazon on my phone. It was on a CBS, I believe,
and I didn't have it. So I'm out there fixing
the fence and we're going around and finding all loose
pickets and trying to fix the fence. And that's what
was so annoying is there was some musty TV like

(13:34):
the A and M game, Like he had broken a
picket on Saturday, So Saturday, what do we do? We
spent all day outside.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
You needed to tune in the second half of that
A and M because you knew they were coming back.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Well, I was getting texts from the group and one
of my buddies went to A and M and he's like,
oh my god, this is awful, this is terrible. And
I was like, maybe you shouldn't have paid Mike Glco
oh that big contract extension. Then I look and they're
down thirty to seventy. I' oh, my gosh, here come
to South Carolina. Did nothing the entire second half, nothing,

(14:08):
and so I didn't see any football on Saturday. Saturday,
I didn't see a thing we had.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
It on from game day until the nightcap. I passed
out at six, missed the Texas game, but woke up
to text.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
And that's when I texted my co manager of the
San Diego Padres Little League Baseball coach Pitch, and I said, hey,
you went to Let's have a Georgia UT watch party
because he went to Georgia, my wife went to Texas.
And he sent me back and he said, sorry, man,
not gonna be able to make it. And I'm like, well,

(14:40):
that's not cool, and he goes, yeah, look where I
am is at the game? Is that the game? I
was like, oh, okay, all right, cool seats turn right.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
He was in the stadium, of course, and so I
texted him after the game and then I texted another family.
They came over want their two daughters, and he went
to Georgia the husband, and it was kind of awkward, man,
because the kids wanted to play catch in the backyard.
So he missed half the game because we were throwing
the football to the boys in the backyard.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
You gotta find a couch, you gotta find a TV.
Can't try and entertain.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
But he did say, I go, man, hey, we can
go back inside and they can. He goes, no, man,
he goes, do you think my girls want to do this?
He goes, I go out to throw them a ball
and they're like, why are we doing this? This is stupid?
He goes, So it feels so good to just sit
out here and throw a football to a kid.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Hey, man, can I borrow one of your kids?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
He's like, do you mind sending them over my house
every once in a while, just so I can have
someone to throw a ball to.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I actually said that to Justin the other day. It
had been like two years instead throwing a football.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh, you gotta throw something out in the pasture. Button hooks.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Not this weekend. This weekend was girls weekend. Oh that's right, girl,
did you not remember the title of the podcast. I
forgot girls Weekend in the pot in the country.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
I forgot It's so it was crazy, man, Like, they
came over. We watched a little bit of the game,
and I'm gonna tell you Texas sucks.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Good because they're not going to playoffs, arches, not winning
the Heisman. Hey, they can have fun in their that's it.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
They They're gonna go to the Holiday Bowl or something
like that, or the galerya.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Donk Ben's Ball down in Nola or something out there
in Memphis. Get Brandon to go to it. I ain't going.
Texas is done. Hey, Dallas sucks. Billy teams blow, and
that's why Billy sty watching sports. He hasn't talked Cowboys,
He hasn't watched Longhorns. Those Texas teams suck. You know
who loves the Cowboys now, Batters Box No, I know.

(16:37):
I'm in a studio of all of them. They all
love these Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
No Batters Box is. I don't know if he still
likes the Niners, but he loves the Cowboys. Every week
I talk to him, He's like, oh my gosh, the
Cowboys are gonna roll this week. The Cowboys are so unstoppable.
He says it every weekend. They're three and five. He
loves the Cowboys. Now he might be changed teams. Oh

(17:02):
not like changing teams, like where he's going to become
a female. He's not transitioning. But the love he has
for the Cowboys is unbelievable right now. But yeah, so
I'm at least your text to your brother made sense.
I texted Billy and we're in a group thread, me
and him and his brother and his brother Alaska sometimes free.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
He's like, what do you guys think on these picks?
Billy's text didn't make sense for seventy two straight hours.
Billy would go told you, guys, Baker makefield number one
quarterback in the league. Did the Cowboys have the chance
between picking with Baker or Dak? I don't think so, Okay,
I didn't either, And Billy goes, told you, guys, we
should have gone with Baker. Cowboys a bunch of idiots.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Because I'm pretty sure Baker was the number one pick. Okay,
or maybe Baker was a free agent and they re
signed Dak instead of going to get back.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I don't know, you guys can help us. But then
Billy goes.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Because we don't google.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Hey, watch my point yup Baker. He's about to beat
these bills, told you guys. And then I look at
the score. Bill's won by late twelve, Like, what was
Billy talking about? Us?

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Can?

Speaker 3 (17:58):
I say?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Text? Didn't make sense? From Friday until Sunday? They made
no sense. Dude.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
I'm having lunch and I mean the twelve o'clock games
just start, and so I'm eating my pizza on the
couch and I'm eating it. Baby Box comes in there
and it's three to nothing Buccaneers and he goes, man,
the Bills are getting cooked.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
So what.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I said, excuse me? He goes, they're getting cooked six seven.
I said, well, do you know what that means? He goes,
means they're getting their booty kicked. I said, how did
you know what that means? How did you know what
that means? And he was like, oh, man, that's what
we say at school. I'm like, you're in first grade.

(18:43):
I didn't know they said cooked in first grade your
mom's cooking. I was blown away that he used it
in the proper term. It was crazy. And then he goes, Dad,
you know what you know what four to one?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Four to one is that's the new one. Apparently.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
I said what, and he goes, so, what is that
means nothing? He goes, no, no, Dad, it's the new
one because six seven he goes, that's kind of out
of style. Now that's kind of not as cool anymore.
But now for to one is the new one. I said,
this is blowing my freaking mind that my first grader
is telling me this crap.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
It was explained to me by this twelve year old
that was with us this weekend stay in the night.
Six seven is this up and down?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
That's what okay? And four to one is this oh slicing?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
For to one is side to side? Oh one? Six
seven for one we're in the dumbest society.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
We are in the dumbest right. It can't go any
lower than this. And the fact that for to one
is now catching on, it's like, what in the world
are we doing? What are we doing wrong with our society?
One for one is side to side and he loves
it like he loves for one. Now he's like, yeah,
six seven is kind of it's not as cool anymore.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Four one he does it for one, But what does
the four one mean? Right?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
I don't know. I was just proud that he knew
who Mahomes was, who Josh Allen was, and that what
cooked mint. That was what was incredible. That was what
was so freaking cool about this weekend. It was just great.
And Texas sucks. Texas absolutely sucks. I can't tell you

(20:22):
how bad they are.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
All Right, Well, we've been going for twenty minutes and
for one for one, we better take a break, then
we'll come back start the show.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Talk about your weekend, my weekend that was just Sunday man,
talk about my locks, my money makers.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
You got three seconds till four.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, we'll take a break and we'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Started it twenty forty one.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
You don't have me on.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
You didn't have me on forty one.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Huh. Can I just tell you something?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
It was about base ball football, Heather, Well.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
There wasn't anything to do with baseball because there was
no baseball this weekend.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Heisman, Bazer, the house, kids, Mexican restaurant, drinking, working, learning, Dude,
there was something I wanted to talk about.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Well, I got something, man, so Friday night, let me
tell you. When you think of it, you just let
me know. So the neighbor Textan said, Hey, should we
do a neighborhood hang this evening at our house, gig.
We can order in some food, let the kids play.
And I'm like, absolutely, we are in. Let's go. And

(21:44):
then one wife responds goes, oh, my husband's sick. It'll
just be me and the kids. All right, that's okay,
We'll still do it.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
It was boring anyways.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
And so we go over there and it's me, my wife,
the two other wives, and the husband that lives there,
and then just a pluthor of kids. They have four kids,
We have three. The other family has three, so that
equals ten kids in the house. Yeah, running around loud, crazy,
just screaming, yelling, and we're all standing there kind of

(22:16):
in the kitchen just chatting. And immediately that husband goes
in his office and starts working.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Hey, it's Friday or Saturday.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Friday, man find at five o'clock. Friday, five o'clock. So
it went from the one husband being sick, and then
that husband goes in, gets on his headset, is taking
a call smart and so I'm just in there, just
me and the three ladies. Hey, guys, how's it going?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
All right?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
You guys are talking about that?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
All right? Cool?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
I'll just sit over here on the couch and yeah,
can we turn on the TV at least? No? No,
no TV. Okay, please tell me how important this call was.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Uh? Yeah, Hey, how's it going? Uh? Ten kids in
the background screaming all the hens are around the kitchen table.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, and me just sitting in the living room by
myself with my thumb up my butt.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
That couldn't have been too quality of work. He just
needed an out. Well, he went in there and closed
the door. I saw him put the headset on, goes yeah, Sally,
I'm here, and then he closed the door. It might
have been one of those Baser does the calls where
you just listen. It's not a talker one. Oh, it
would for him to do that with people in the background,
that be almost impossible. I'm like, I'll be what's the
quietest thing you could possibly eat? Soup? I'll be eating soup?

(23:29):
Is loud? I'll eat a piece of bread and you
got Bazer, could you please not eat so loud? I
was eating a freaking white bread. It makes no sound.
I'm sorry, Like I could have been eating Captain crunch.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, and so I'm like, all right, cool, And then
the lady lizards, like, oh, we got to go pick
up the food, and she looks right at me.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Titans announcer. Titans announcer, She.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Looks right at me. She goes, Oh, do you want
to go pick up the food?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, it works, though you don't want to be he's
strapped there with ten kids. That's actually the better option,
I know. But it was just like burn the gas.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
It was like did her husband really have a call
or was that his decoy to go in the room.
So I'm the one that gets the scent to go
get the food.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
To be real, Jessica comes over. I mean there's stuff
I can do on my laptop. Yeah, there's always something
you can kind of do.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
And so I went got the food man, drove over
to the restaurant, picked up here. I'm here to get
it for Jessica. Cool, thank you. That's Is this all
you ordered? I'm like, I don't know what we ordered,
So I assume that's everything.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Deal with it every time when we used to work
for Bell's bluff, I don't know what the order is.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, sounds good. So I put in the car and
I'm driving back and then I'm passing the chilies and
I texted them. I texted the group text and I said, hey,
they got no order for Jessica at Chili's. They have nothing.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Not funny but continue and.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
They're like what.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Hush.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
They said, you can't be serious. Ah, And I said, no,
I'm serious. I'm here. And they said they don't have
any order from Jessica. You ordered online, right.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, I'm serious as a heart attack.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
And they're like, it's not at Chili's, it's at oh Charlie's.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
You went to the wrong restaurant.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
No. I had already got the food. And I was like, oh,
I'm such an idiot. Sorry, guys, give me another twenty minutes.
I'll be back. And then I came home. They're like,
it says it right there in the test. I said,
I'm just screwing with you. And they're like, oh my gosh.
They were like, we were sitting here going man, does
he not read the text messages?

Speaker 1 (25:39):
They may have thought you were for a second think
I was slow. Yeah, that's the first thing. You look
at the name of the place. Let's go get it.
Bell's bluff cares team. I know all this stuff, dude.
I had it to the point i'd be in the
kitchen with Chick fil A. They're like, I have no
idea why that payment. Ever, I'm on the phone. I'm like,
I got my boss on the phone. Okay, the credit
card number four one. I'm yelling it out in the restaurant.

(26:02):
I mean, I'll take somebody with a pen and paper
to write down my boss's credit card number. And they're like, well, here,
come back here. I'm like, I gotta make sure I
had all the sauces. I'm in the back of Chick
fil A, Dude, I'm like, okay, yeah, some of those
Polynesian definitely get me some ketchups. You have that Chick
fil A sauce as well. They're like, what works for you?
Twenty I'm back there where they're taking orders. Comical stuff
on the Cares team.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Do you miss that?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, we got between me and Beazer sometimes would get
a thousand dollars rent credit.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah, it depended if it was a big event, I'd
get paid, but otherwise Shoes the only one that got paid.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, because I mean so then Friday Night went off
without a hitch. Dude.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
We ate the food.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
The kids had great. Then they had drumsticks for everybody.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
The ice cream.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yes, let me tell you, Drumsticks is one of the
better ice creams.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
It holds up like you can still have it today.
And it tastes just as good as when you were
a kid. And it has a little chocolate once you
get down to the cone. Oh my gosh, fantastic, fantastic food.
And then we went home. That was our Friday night. Man.
But the husband, when I got back from getting the food,
he did get off his call and come out in
the living room and hang out.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
I'm sure he made a lot of sales.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
I'm sure he got a lot done. I mean, who
has a call at five o'clock on a Friday. I'm
not sure.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Let's be real. Was he doing nonprofit? I mean, there
ain't a Wall Street exec having a business call at
five pm on a Friday.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
I think he's more it.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah, those can be whenever then.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, I mean he's an it guy.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Friday. Dude, this business corporate world, they shut it down
like three. There ain't no calls coming in.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah, we have beer cart Friday here three o'clock. Don't
even try to bother making a sale on the radio
three o'clock. They're getting sloshed.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
And also they don't come in until about noon.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Must be nice, must be nice. And then they're already
going to lunch. Like we haven't even left yet and
they're already going to lunch. I'm like, guys, you got here.
How are you already going to lunch? You just got here.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I was trying to schedule, speaking of sales, I was
trying to schedule a little studio tour, trying to land
a deal, my first deal in two years. Whoa, I know,
big time And the salespeople were like, hey, does a
three thirty sound good for a tour? Oh?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Whoa?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Let me just jump in on this group text real quick.
I leave it like one, I'm not chilling here until
nighttime for the studio, Like what world are you guys
on Mars? And I'm still on Earth? What morning drive
radio show is here past one? Which is long for us?

(28:41):
Like out of all morning shows, we're probably here the
longest A three like a three thirty studio tour? What?
And then yeah, it's going down today? Really yeah? I
guess what I said. My name is benet Iron in it,
my name is Paul. It's up, y'all. I'll hope you
you signed the deal, good luck, So.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
You're not doing it?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
No, that all they wanted to Apparently. I thought it
was like I thought it was people that work here locally,
but just somebody as a fan of the show coming
through and it's a friend to somebody that works at
the dealership. So I was like, oh, okay, oh right,
and I thought you hey, I thought it was the
president of the dealership. So I was gonna make it work.
But I was like, oh, they're fans of the show. Cool,
I'll leave them a note and have lunchbox sign something.

(29:24):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
I really thought you were gonna say, what are they
on meth? And you said from bars, like are you
guys on drugs?

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Like?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
What world? Did you think? I was gonna stick around
after getting here at midnight until three thirty in the afternoon.
That was their number one time recommendation. Does three thirty work?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
No? Let me check. Uh No, that's not gonna work.
It's not gonna work. It's just like I mean, like today,
like I mean, we I gotta go down and do
these CMA interviews, right and they're like, oh, can you
stay till like five? I'm like, seriously, today's my wife's birthday.

(30:07):
Do you think I need to be down there at
the CMA stuff till five o'clock on my wife's birthday.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
We know you're listening at mom box, Happy.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Birthday, Happy birthday. When you guys see her, the coaches
can mention, make sure you tell her happy belated birthday.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
So they floated a five pm your away.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
It's like, guys, uh no, I'm like, how would I
celebrate my wife's birthday? My kids they're gonna be home,
but from school already telling her happy birthday before I
even see her. To say happy birthday, it's not a
good look.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Anytime anything gets pitched to me after my bedtime too.
I went to the Dodds surprise birthday. Luckily anytime whose
birthday was it? Eric or Anna's?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Anna?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, it was an amazing surprise. But anytime anybody says
anything after seven on a Monday through Friday or Thursday,
actually I go no, just like appalled that that even
asked me.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah, they just live a different Can you come? Can
you go to a lunch meeting at four o'clock?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Like?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
I met up with some ladies on Friday from Austin.
They were in town and I posted them on my
Insta and they were like, hey, you want to do lunch?
And lunch to me means eleven am correct. I was
like absolutely, And I'm thinking, oh, they're downtown, right, They're
gonna be downtown. Be easy quick, let's grab something to eat.

(31:27):
They're like, all right, cool, where do you want to eat?
We're out here at the opry Land Hotel just looking
around and I'm like, I don't know you went time?
You guys coming back into town. No, We're going to
the opry tonight, so we're just gonna be out here
all day. No, I said, oh my gosh, okay, I
guess I can drive out there. Well, do you want

(31:48):
to eat at the opry Land moat no hotel? Or
do you want to meet at the mall and eat
somewhere there?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Those are both horrible options for people that live in Nashville,
absolutely terrible. So you said no.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
I said, I guess I can come to the opry
Land Hotel and they're like, well, what it says it's
thirty seven dollars to park. Do you want to just
meet at the mall and eat? And I said no, No,
I park at the mall and I walk over. I'm
not paying thirty seven dollars. Don't worry. I don't I
don't pay to park. I parked by the movie theater
and then I walked my I get my steps in
and walk to the Opryland Hotel. Yep, and we went

(32:26):
to lunch.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
It was great.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
But the problem was they didn't want to go to
lunch at eleven o'clock. They didn't want to go to
lunch at twelve o'clock. They wanted to eat lunch at
one p m. No, And I countered their one pm
and I said, one pm. Are you guys crazy? Can

(32:50):
we do twelve forty five? Gotta do something cause I
gotta get I got to pick up the kids from school.
We got to ride bikes home. It's Friday and it's
a beautiful weather. And so I met them and I said,
let me look up at a restaurant. And I don't know.
I don't ever eat at the opry Land. So I
just found a restaurant. I was like, how about this one.
They're like, we're actually having Margerita's there right now. That
sounds great. So we ate at the opery Land Hotel.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Man, there are new spots. There's like a beer garden, now,
and I believe they got.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
A leaking tire. I hear the air going out.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Did you see anyone you were rolling through? No?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
I literally walked straight to that that restaurant because I
know where it is. Yeah, that's why I picked that one,
is because I know how to get to it, and
I know what door to go in. And then I
walked right back out, got in the car and drove home,
got on the bike, rode to school, got the kids,
rode back. I mean it was a busy friday. I
mean that kind of got me to want to go there.
It is the holidays too. We haven't been there in
a couple of years. I got some good lights, yeah,

(33:45):
and restaurants. There's new ones.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I don't care from German restaurant.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Well no, And I'm saying then you can go watch
the lights at opry Land. That's some sock over there
for free.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah. Should we start the show.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah, And I still got Titans and now.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah, we'll start the show right after this.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
All right, we're gonna do it live without Arnold. He
is still partying on Broadway. It was a heck of
a weekend for him. It sometimes it creeps over into
Monday for him. He's an alcoholic. Abby's actually doing a
thing now. She doesn't eat his wife a girlfriend, She
doesn't drink and doesn't do sugar. I don't know if
she wants that out there or not, but she's been

(34:28):
pretty open about it, and so I'm proud of her
for not you know. So she went with her mom
for a birthday party and I go, did you relapse?
And she goes, no, she stayed strong and didn't do
booze all weekend.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
That's impressive.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
She's trying to like get something, you know, just get
it right, get her body right. And it's not like
an alcoholic problem. But I asked her, I go, I don't.
I said, did you relapse this weekend? And she said
she was good.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Did she's look you in the eyes when she said that,
and she looked down the ground.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Dude, she's been like forty days without booze or something.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Wow, that's really good. Hey, save cat Dick. He's been
like he's been like one hundred and sixty two days
or something, maybe more than that. And Dominic Duran, he's
been doing great. Haven't heard from them in a while,
but I haven't really checked the email because when I
come in here. My computers always did well.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
And the first thing I ask at the conventions is
in how's the family? How are you doing? How I'd
say it, Did you relapse?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
I don't know about Locer. I don't think he ever
got off the bottle, so I think he's good. There's
no relapsed in if you never put it down. Tall guy.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Oh he when he had me on his shoulders. He
was known for the bottle.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, yeah, he was. He liked to yeah, all right, we're.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Gonna do it live. We oh the one two three?
So losers, what up?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Y'all had sis in. I'm from the North. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the North side of Nashville
with Bayser, my wife, Indian Lake. I got two point
three three three three three two three acres, live in
the country. I have a heart attack when I'm seventy
two and a half and two kids at Vanderbilt in
the electrophysiology unit. Coach your over to you.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
No, I want to hear about your I want to
hear about the Titans announcer, because the Titans were the
freaking who'd they play the Texans? One of my moneymakers
was the freaking Texans minus six.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
That ain't happening. It didn't happen the backup Davis Mills.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
I didn't think they would score a point on that defense.
But I'm gonna tell you this right now, right now,
Monday morning, at eleven fifty seven am, bah fifty one,
fifty seven whatever, take every dollar out of your bank account.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I'll call bay. Hey, you got the regent's number, Go
to whatever sports book you can account number four four
seven six seven.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Four to one, and I want you to go to
the window, get on your app and put the entire
bank account on the Seattle Seahawks minus twelve and a half,
this coming Sunday in Nashville, Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Yet Lunch says, take the savings account and then I
need just to transfer that to the sports betting site.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
That you can take it to the bank. They are
not going to move the ball on the Seattle Seahawks.
They have the best defense. The Rams struggled to move
the ball. The Titans aren't gonna move more than an inch,
they are gonna get blowed out. I am giving you
a money maker on a Monday before it jumps to sixteen.

(37:40):
You better get that pick.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
But go to the Titans announcer, Well, the I believe
Ridley died and oh it did die.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, I think he's done for the year.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
The I'd go, I go for an air And what
did baser have me do during the middle of it?
Was it cash that I gotta get out? Was it?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
No, Oh, you're getting your money for the bank.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Now she needed food? Okay, that's what it was. I went,
I did a sonic run. That's exactly what it was.
And so I got the announcer on and.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
It is well she hung over that why she news?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
No, she just wanted some food. And it was our
cheat day, okay, where we can cheat on each other
food guys.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
So so you can go get the sonic waitress, Yes,
got it, the car hop, yeah, pinky.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
And so I'm driving, so I get to listen to
our announcer. Does this old man love his military references
and his family references? Here's him calling a game, let
me hear it. He ran across that line just like
an inner continental flight. The troops are here. Let's go Titans.
Come on boys. So he makes his military I mean

(38:45):
I think he's ex military.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
I'll tell you what, damn Ward is throwing this ball
around here like a torpedo.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Get out over there, pull me back.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Titans football, Titans three and the Texans three.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Then he goes with the family references where it's almost
like the Titans or his kid go the running back.
I think that was Spears. Good boy. That's a good boy.
He ran that ball. He's a good boy. Good boy.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Well, I tell you what cam Ward is behaving himself today.
He's been really disciplined. You know what, you can't You
can't put him in time out. You sometimes just gotta
let him go out there and grow up. That's a
good boy, cam good boy.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
And then he goes into dad mode. But then he'll
go back into military where I do believe he was
overseas fighting for our country because he goes.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Well, the Titans were ahead, now they're behind, and uh,
that's usually when friendly fire happens. What the And so
that these receivers, you're almost wanting the receivers to do
something where it's a longer flight. Sometimes some of the
most dangerous turbulences are right there when you first take off.

(39:57):
But the Titans are up six in Nashville. Back after this, and.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Then he goes back into dad mode.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Tell you what, Titans. It's almost like you're proud of
your kids. They're cook they're growing up. Titans are doing
pretty good today. But sometimes you don't want to just
let him out of your reach yet just yet. His
team's getting better, but got a lot of learning to do.
But as fans are we proud of them. We're proud

(40:26):
of these boys. Good boys. That's a good boy. Good
cam Woard playing well, good boy. We're gonna take a
commercial break Titans football.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
And then I think he's done.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
I thought that was it.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
No, I order that Sonic. What you get? Uh? She got?
She got the junior cheeseburger and then some motsticks. I
needed nothing. I was on a dry rub. We ate
like crap on Saturday. So at Sunday, here we go,
driving back from Sonic. I think that he's finally just
gonna call the game normally. He goes back into military mode.

(40:59):
Oh you thought they had the touchdown there?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
And he reached cam Ward the way he throws it,
he reaches down like he's pulling out a pistol. What
and then he'll shoot it and he's got a snap
on it real quick. But yeah, it looks Sometimes cam
Ward will reach his hand low and you're like, oh,
don't go to the holster, but he pulls it out
of the holster and shoots it. Cam Ward on fire

(41:26):
today six and nine. We'll be back and take a commercial.
Titans are fighting. It's a hell of a war out here.
But you know what, We're gonna come out on the
other side of this. Okay, we'll be back Titans football.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
He made the gun reference in his holster. I'm like, oh,
don't go to the holster, dude. When he goes to
the holster, sometimes you never know if it's gonna get
baded out. But there he was able to shoot it,
shoot his gun. What and then? But he's great. I
don't know why I forget about him until I get
in the car. I'm laughing my butt off. He's calling

(42:00):
it inter continental flights and shoo friendly fire and they
threw a missile.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
The few times I've ever been in the car and
listen to the Titans guy, I love how Homer he
is like he is fantastic, But it's not the.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Main dude, he's the color guy. It's the old old
man Rivers, the color guy. Oh so he just adds
a little bit of spice to whatever the normal broadcast.
So even the normal broadcaster may be a homer too.
But like when this old man River comes in.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Dude, I laughed my butt off for the entire twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
And he's calling crap. I mean it's like six to three,
like it's never good stuff.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
And it sounds like it's the greatest game in the world.
And he's so excited, like to fake that excitement, like
he's genuinely excited and passionate about Titans football.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
And then these fans gotta you gotta appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
It's that the team that's down, they're battle tested, the
team's wound.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
But when they come on this field, it's a lot.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
These fans are like a proud family walking me home.
The troops here they come. You're Titans. The troops are home.
Let's get them boys. The boys are home for war.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Let's go Titans stadiums like half full.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Nobody there. They suck. They're gonna have the number one
draft pick again.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Steve our scuba Steve was at the game. I was like, Scooba,
were you went? Yeah? But they got him like nosebleeds.
He looked like he was in the other stadium. I
was oh. I was like, dude, Yo, they didn't hook
you guys up with better seats than that. Who did
you go with the kids? Some fundraiser thing or something?
Got it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
My kid keeps asking Dad, when are we gonna go
to a Titans game? And I tell him two thousand never, man,
two thousand never. I said, I don't think you understand
how how high up we would have to sit. You
wouldn't be able to see the people. And he watched
a little bit of the Titans game on Sunday and
he kept going, would you squit? Quit running it? They
don't run it, throw it, throw it, Like they hand

(44:03):
it off to Pollard. He goes out to the right
side and there's three guys waiting for him and he's
about to get tackled, and he's going throw it, throw it, Dad,
why did they throw it? And I'm like, well, they
handed it off, and he goes yeah. But once he
sees those guys throw it, throw it, I'm like.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Yeah, not a bad idea. Man, I had to do
red zone. I was like, Davis Mills, backup Titans, Texans
three to three. I can't, I gotta do red zone.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Then the funniest part is the Titans are one and
whatever they are, and they get down there and they
kick the extra point to tie it. Why would you
not go for two to try to win the game, Like,
at least take the lead and try to.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Win it towards the end of what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Yeah, like at the very end, they scored a touchdown
with like I don't know, fifty something seconds. I don't
know how long it was. Let in the game, they
tied the game, and then who they play? The Texans?
They went down and kicked a field goal in overtime
right the inner How did they win?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Well?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
I thought it was a one point game. Baser told
me for the longest time that the Texans won by
But I guess they won by three.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they won by three. But I'm like,
why would you not go for the freaking win? Like,
if you're the Titans. Unless I'm picturing a different game,
I could have sworn they scored a touchdown. They were
dumped down by one. Let me look at what I mean.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
If it was at one point tied, then they went
for the extra point.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Yeah, okay, so yeah they won sixteen to thirteen. So
why woulden you score the touchdown? Do you not go
for two? Like it makes no sense?

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Do something risky?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yeah, you're two. Who cares if you tie it up?
You are playing for nothing, and you're an interim head coach.
You ain't even in the head coach. You're not gonna
be the head coach next year. Go for the freaking win.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
And their coach they got now McCoy boy.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Oh it's terrible. Yeah, they scored a touchdown right here,
and they go for the extra point, and then a
minute thirty five seconds later, the Texans kick a field
goal to win the game, like stupid.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
It might have been when we were hanging Christmas lights.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
You didn't hang crap.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
We got a guy coming over doing it. But I
was doing stuff on the back patio how to go,
so I had not to do it. We're going a
different route. Oh yeah, we were too hung to do it.
So we're gonna make it candy canes. But Baser said,
sometimes the riven will stain your pillars and I said,
we're not doing that. Oh, and then we started to
hang the lights. It looked like crap. You need a

(46:26):
pro to do it. Unless you got kids. You can't
play it off as the kids. It just looks like crap.
So we're gonna get these ones that like hang down.
It's not the ice sickles, I know what you're talking about.
It's like this new thing that's all over Amazon and Tiktac.
It's gonna be like three or four of them hang
down in the back and you might be able to
do it throughout the winter. It's not just a Christmas thing.
It could be a lighting fixture for the winter months.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
I mean, we were cleaning out the shed and a
couple years ago when we moved buildings, there were so
many free Christmas lights at our old building. I took
tons of Christmas light. Well here's the thing. They just
sat in the shed for three years, haven't used but
maybe twenty percent of them. And this weekend I saw
those Christmas lights and I'm like, I'm gonna go Clark Griswold,

(47:12):
No I'm not. And I went and put them on
the street corner and put free Christmas lights and within
twenty minutes they were all gone.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Well, we got a dresser. We've been trying to get
rid of it. We can't just put it on the
corner or street.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Yeah. I went down like five houses and put it
on the corner whoever's yard it was. I put it
right next to the stop sign, and I said free
Christmas lights, and people stopped and got them. Homeless guy
I don't know, didn't see him get them, just went
back out there. They were gone. I was like, hey, no,
sweat off my back better than doing buy nothing.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Well, and they may use it for like a kitchen light.
They could in the camp.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
We'll take a break, we'll be right back. I don't
really know. I'm gonna tell you my picks. I had
the Dolphins minus two and a half. No, they made it.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
They were no.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
No, it was never in doubt.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
That was the worst game that we could have sent
to further the NFL brand Indrid.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
In Madrid, it was so this.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Morning, Assay, it's local. It's crazy. I mean, that was terrible.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Like, I got a question, how do you become a
head coach in the NFL and be so stupid? At
the same time, it was unwatchable, unwatched Bridge from eight
thirty to eleven thirty.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
It just wasn't happening. That game was bad, man, it
was so bad.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
They got it down to the one yard line with
like a minute to go, and they go for it
on fourth and one kick the field goal to take
the lead.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
What are you doing? And how is the ghost of
Mariota still in the league?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Oh my god, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
I had his old jersey for the Titans on my
skeleton in my front yard. Yeah, and then I turned
on the TV and the skeleton came to life and
put on a commander's jersey, and.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
So I made your money there. Then you go to
the Falcons and they are smoking the Carolina Panthers. Then
it is like twenty one to seven. Then I don't
know what happened.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Poenix got hurt and.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Then they couldn't do anything. I don't know why. I
tell you guys, over and over again, never trust the Falcons.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Told you that line for Carolina's good.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Never trust the Falcons. And what did I do? I
trusted the Falcons again. They are one of the most
snake bit teams I've ever seen. They find ways to
lose games they were covering, and they give up a
long drive with a minute and something to go in

(49:38):
the game for a touchdown to tick shaa. The Falcons,
they should fire their coach. They are god awful. Never
ever again, they have so much talent and they can't
win football games. Never trust the Atlanta Falcons. Ever, did
you have another one? Yeah? Bears plus three?

Speaker 1 (50:02):
You're good.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Absolutely, the Bears were in first place, Caleb Williams. But again,
we have a sixteen to three lead going into the
fourth quarter, and what do we do?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Touchdown Vikings, Oh, touchdown Vikings. Vikings lead seventeen sixteen, and
luckily we get a great kickoff returned back and we
kick a game winning field goal. Thank the Lord. I
don't know how we keep winning this game these games.
I don't think we're that good, but we're in first place.
But these are games we would find ways to lose.

(50:37):
But we gotta quit making JJ McCarthy look amazing in
the fourth quarter. The dude sucks. JJ McCarthy is not good.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
He threw some bad passes.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
He is not good.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Baron what about brad uh Sam Bradford, Sam Darnold. He
had about three or four picks.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Yeah, that was a bad game.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
He had about four to one four one.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
That's why you know, I don't know the Rams defense
is good. That's why Sam Darnold's gonna get his confidence
back next weekend when he comes to the Nashville City.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Well, I agree with you on that because it's a
flip flop league. They played horrible, so.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
They're gonna play great. They're gonna play great.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
And there's no home field advantage. Last this Sunday, it
was Steve and his kid and a school that was there,
and then my other lock and then my number one supporter.
They're here. Regardless of the fans support. We're gonna put
twelve soldiers on the field.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Another lock, the San Francisco forty nine ers minus three
going to Arizona. Are you kidding me? Arizona didn't have Harrison,
they didn't have Will Johnson. There was no chance they
were gonna cover that game. They got absolutely housed, housed,
and that the cream on the top was that Brock
party came back. I didn't even know he was playing

(51:50):
when I told you guys to bet the mortgage on it.
Then the Chiefs and he reid off of by is
supposed to be unbelievable, and they got beat. They got beat. No,
Pachuck warned you, I still just don't think the Broncos
are that good.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
They're not.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
I still don't think they're that good.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
It's a good one. So that Vegas thinks they're good.
And you guys can take your Lions bets, you take
your Seahawks ain't good. You can do your Eagles, do
your Rams bets bets like that. Chiefs ain't good and
the Broncos ain't good. Neither one of those teams are
winning it.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I don't know who is good. The AFC has me perplexed.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Well, it'll be the Bills probably.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
They give undred dude, they are like a floodgate. They
give up one hundred points every week.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
It's gonna be interesting.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
And then college guys, who's good. Well, the team that
Vegas thinks is number one is Ohio State, and both
their receivers died. The ghost of Carnell Tate hasn't played
in like two weeks. And Jeremiah Smith played and he
pulled the bones, he messed up his ankle. Oh they
have no wide receivers now, and they're the favorite to
win it. In the entire country. Look out for a

(52:50):
Texas tech. Look out for a team like that.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Yeah, don't look out for Texas because they ain't gonna
be there. Who else Notre Dame's gonna be in.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Vandy's in stop Vandy has two games, they win them both.
Vandy's in. I understand the balls need to lay down
so that the state of Tennessee can get one team in.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
That would be nice. At Tennessee. Josh Eipel should look
out for his brethren, his other tennesseean. If Vandy's in,
do we get a home game, oh man, we'd have
to go.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
If Vandy's in, does Nashville host the home game? We oh,
Vandy gets a first.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Round by no? Oh my god, root for him.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
We used to do bits on Vandy's campus.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
I would It depends who they play, but I don't know.
But yeah. And then tonight, Cowboys freaking Raiders. Let's hope
it's a three to nothing game and that's it. It's
no points scored. For the love of God, please please,
like Dak Prescott, calm down, don't do anything. Just run
the ball, run the ball, run the ball, run the ball.
That's all we can do. Tonight, please, probably won't watch

(53:58):
it my wife's birthday. Yeah, we're gonna go out to
dinner and we're gonna go eat Chili's.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
I'm gonna have to hit up Billy because I had
to tell him. Remind him about the Longhorns game on
Saturday night off, tell him about his Cowboys tonight. He
doesn't watch sports anymore.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Yeah, well, he can text Batter's Box and tell him
don't forget his Cowboys hat at work, you know, tell
him put it on before he goes leaves the office.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
What if everybody that's a Batter's Box here with us?

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Yeah, all right, everybody, have a good Monday. We're out.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
What even is that betting line?

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Three and a half? Cowboys they get three and a half. No,
they're given three and a half. Dude, Oh, I just.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Say I would put a savings account on Cowboys plus
three and a half.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
I was like, but I don't know either of one.
They both sucked. I don't want to know.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
No, who was even the Raiders quarterback? The ghost of
Gino Ghost of Gino man. Well, and they don't got
Jakobe Myers anymore. They don't have Davante Adams. Nope.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
About Bowers, kid, they got Bowers, and then a bunch
of people have never heard of Trey Tucker, Trey Hare,
No Trey Harris on the Chargers.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Oh, h Riggs, No Ruggs is in prison. Uh.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
I don't know who else they got. They may not
have any other wide receivers. Oh, they got beck.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Becked.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
I don't know how you say his name. All right,
they got Gency. We would love asking Gency to get
like three touchdowns.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
He didn't have a first round year this year in Fantasy. Yeah,
I know, you know what at number eleven. Still I
still think about this to this day. At number eleven
on the board, I took Gency. You could have had
Cook Nope, even better, Derrick Henry even better, say Kwon

(55:42):
Barkley way better?

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Who Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
I knew that one. I knew that one was gonna
be get big because someone listened to me.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Because whoever went after me number twelve, they picked their
two picks. Then I picked armand Saint Brown, and then
someone else picked and then I think that next person
in the second round of the fourth fourth pick in
the second round, I think they took Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Oh my gosh, I was all over him.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
I wasn't all right. We gotta go, man. No one's
gonna listen to an all hour on Monday. Dude. It
wasn't even that good for an hour. We gotta go.