June 4, 2025 • 52 mins
In this episode Lunchbox talks about being forced to text two random dudes to make his wife happy and how awkward he feels about it. We get kicked out of another studio which leads to the podcast being an absolute disaster. Plus the Women's College World Series between Texas and Texas Tech starts tonight but Lunchbox wants to see some major rule changes to the game of softball. The we hear about the Folds of Honor Softball game and all the highlights from the game.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're on man. I love it. I love it, dude.
It feels good, it feels good. It's a great day.
I mean there's no basketball. When did the Hockey Finals start?
When is the Stanley Cup? I don't know tonight? Oh really,
But here's a big thing. The Colorado Rockies have won
two games in a row. There's no chance they win
(00:21):
three in a row.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Right. One of our people bet that against the Rockies
every game this year or something.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
No, he was doing the White Sox and he gave
up on that. He said it was too many bets made.
One of the may Brothers, I believe was one good.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
He realized I'm gimbling a little too much.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, and the White Sox. I mean, if you would
have gone against the Rockies, you're winning like fifty cents
every game because their minus three hundred or whoever they're
playing is a three hundred favorite. It's unbelievable. You bet
a dollar, you get like three cents. It's it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, you know the reason, right, because they suck. Hitters
were fine. They traded away Nolan Jones, who was good,
but pitching wise, they brought they had three guys. One
of them was hurt. One of them hadn't pitched in
two years. The other guy, Freeland, he's been on the
team for five years and done nothing. They had the
exact same pitching staff, but that was injured now isn't injured.
(01:10):
What does that end up equaling? Probably not the best
pitching staff. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
They signed Chris Bryant for six hundred million or whatever
they signed him for, and I don't even know if
he plays anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
What happened to him.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I honestly, this is what I honestly think. You get paid.
Oh and he got fat and happy. It's one of
those things you can get paid and still work hard.
There's certain ones that have that, and then there's ones
that get paid and like, I'm good, but I made it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Put Trout in that category.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
No, no, no, Trout plays.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
No, he's back right, but you got to stay up
with it. Not hurt though, win well before he Yeah,
he got he was the home run leader, trust it,
and he got hurt.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I tell you every year he's gonna get hurt. He's
on my fantasy team. I understand that, but I don't
want to. I'm not really trying to dive too deep
into baseball right now, because it is the dog this summer.
Because I'm part of this dad's group, and this is
what I really want to bring to you. It's a
dad's group in the neighborhood. Right when I moved in,
one of the dad's like, hey, man, there's this dad's group.
(02:12):
We get together the first Thursday of every month, go
have a couple of drinks at the local watering hole.
Or are we meeting someone's backyard and hang out?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Nope, nope. Wife does that in our neighborhood with the women.
Thank god, there ain't one for the guys, because you
women catch me dead doing that. Hey guys, it's Thursday.
How are we doing. How's it going?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Ray? All right? I met you last week. What's your
name again? Binkley? Got it? I've met you five times.
How's it going?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Man?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Continue?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So I go to this thing. I go the first
Thursday of every month, but it has been sporadic lately.
It has not been happening on a consistent basis. I
feel like the guy running it is just kind of
checked out.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
He's over it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
He started it all these years ago when his kids
were young. I don't think he's into it. Anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Is there a text thread.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, it's an email change.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh I am an email change. I'm out. I'm doubly out.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I agree. I think I'm gonna say we need to
take it to text. But anyway, so, my wife is
always meeting news. Like I told you, she invited that
woman that was walking down the street and she invited
her up on the porch with her two kids. And
all of a sudden, I got these random people at
my house when I come back from my bike ride.
So last Christmas, we're walking and we went and did
(03:32):
some Christmas caroling.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Hell of a song last Christmas he gave me.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
The very next day, you gave it away. That's not
what I'm talking about. We were out doing some caroling
and as we're walking from one house to the next,
there was a husband and wife and they were pushing
a stroller. It looked like she was pregnant. I think
she was about to give birth to another child. They
may have had two children already, about to have their third.
(03:57):
And we surrounded them on the side and we carol
to them.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Wow. If that isn't verbal er, I don't know what is.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I mean. We were definitely holding them against their will
because they could not escape the circle. They were in
the middle of the circle.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, people are doing time for that, but they touched
as well.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And so my wife starts talking to the wife and
they get each other's numbers, like, Oh, we do this
women's thing, you know, the third Thursday of every month.
You want to be involved. She's like yeah, and she
was like, and I'll get your number, And so she
texted that girl. She's like, hey, let me get your
husband's number because there's a guy a dad's group the
first Thursday of every month. He's like, oh, that's great,
(04:43):
here's his number. So she gives me the number. She's like,
you should text him. I said, listen, I know you
want me to meet people in the neighborhood, but this
is more of your thing of just texting random people
and not like, I don't know, it's weird. It's weird
to just text a dude. So back in March, I'm
(05:05):
finally going to go to the dad's group for the
first time of the new year.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Hey what you doing Mark winky face?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
And I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go. It's this Thursday.
And my wife says, hey, don't forget about Steve. Remember
we caroled to them. I gave you his number. You
need to text him, Hey, Steve, you up? So I
texted Steve back in March.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Hey Steve, how's at Hagen?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
And that's the thing I had. He didn't know me.
All he knows is I was in that group that
surrounded him on the sidewalk and was caroling, right and
I So I texted him in March. I'm like, hey man,
we're with the people that surrounded you and sing you
a song a few months back, you know, the Christmas caroling.
(05:50):
Got your number from my wife. Anyway, the Dad's the
neighborhood are getting together this Thursday, first Thursday of every month.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
We do it.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
So tonight we're going to the bar at eight. Wanted
to throw out the invite. He didn't respond for five days. Hey, man,
really appreciate it. Uh sorry, I was out of town
last week. We meant to get back to you. But
maybe I invite me next time. That's good, okay, Right,
that was three months ago, and I haven't we haven't
had Dad's Night since. We're having it tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Ray. I'm sweating it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
And so my wife's like, hey, don't forget to text, Steve.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Is Steve gonna text?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
We have not talked to this dude. I don't even
know what he looks like. We met him six months
ago on the sidewalk. It was dark out. I couldn't
pick him out of a lineup. She goes, you don't
want to be rude, do you.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So? Ray?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I pulled out my phone last night. Hey Steve, I've
been dipping in the bottle. How's it going, I said, Steve,
Dad's night hasn't happened in a few months, but it's
back this Thursday. So keeping in the loop. If you
want to be added to the email group, send me
your email address so I can get you added on,
(07:05):
or tell me that I'm a stalker and to leave
you alone. Nothing back.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, I mean you guys afore, you got a family,
you got kids, You live in a great place, great city.
Why force anything? You see the dudes on the sidewalk
high you see him in a game, they hang? Why
a forced text? Thread, group, thread group, email all passed?
Don't try to get happier than happy.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I understand what you're saying. I get it.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I mean, if I'm in the neighborhood and baser goes, Hey,
there's a Valls game on. I guess he's having people over.
We go over for a quarter drunk.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I'm not gonna plan it for five days and show
up a half hour before and help set the table.
Stop please, I understand. And this Thursday, Josh is volunteer
at his backyard and he's gonna put the game on
like a little screen, like you put a blow up screen.
You can put the game on. What game the NBA Finals?
(07:57):
It ain't on Saturday, it's on Thursday, Game one, got it?
And so I felt weird texting this dude that I've
only met once in my life, and I'm like, this
is so dumb. Six months later, there's no way this
dude's gonna come. He's not gonna respond, he's gonna be like,
why are you texting me after six months? My wife's like,
I think it would be really nice if if you
(08:19):
do that. I mean that way he has, you know,
his kids may be cool. What if his kids like
our kids. I'm like, oh my god, I'll do it.
But here we are, almost fourteen hours later. Nothing back, dude.
There's no chance that he has not checked his phone
in the last fourteen hours.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I was curious how I was going to respond to
this a text from a random guy. I really don't know. Well,
it happened to me my neighbors, so I might as
well tell you exactly how what happened. Thank you six
months ago.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So he had met me. I was in my cold
plunge and he randomly pulls up and says, hey, nice
to meet you. You have a cold plunge in the garage.
It's like seventy dollars. But then we realized our shower
was really cold, and since our shower goes to forty degrees,
we just do it in the shower.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh yeah, doing it in the shower's fun.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Sometimes RAY get a burn. Slow down the what is it? Inflation?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I have no idea. Uh uh, I don't know why
you do a cold punch. I still if you could tell.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Me, it makes you feel skinnier, whatever it is, got it.
There's some word I can't think. No, no, insulin, uh
makes you feel skinnier, amino acid something. So there's a
reason and I should know it. But yeah, so he
comes over, we talk, He gets my number.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So he's talking to you while you're in the cold punch.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Is not naked.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh you don't get it naked. No, well I don't.
I really don't know. I thought the whole point was to.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's not my point. I met the guy, did the
number thing that you're doing with Steven, Mike and Jacob.
And then I don't hear from the dude. He texts
me randomly six months ago when I was going to Cancun, Mexico,
and he goes, hey, man, having some people over, would
love to break bread. So what I realized is, dude,
I kind of go into a third person of myself.
I go into an alter ego. Tell me what he
(10:04):
said again, say do you want to grab some drinks
and break bread? Sorry, man, I didn't know. We're in Jerusalem,
eighteen twenty two.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Break bread. I'm already out on that one today. Lose
my number. Never had anybody tell me you want to
break bread?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
And so I texted him back, and I was going
to the airport, and I realized I don't actually text
as myself. I text as my alter ego. So I
go totally sarcastic as hell, my brother, I am headed
to Mexico, the Great South. We will be and return soon.
Keep our house safe cheers to you and your wife.
(10:42):
Hope to see you soon. Just a complete fluff ass text.
And guess what, I've never seen the dude again. He
never responded no, he just like responds like, all right,
the dudes be a smartay. I mean, I've never barely
met the guy. I'm not coming over for dinner. And
I was going on vacation. I was already a dressed
my brother, I'm going to America, the South. I'm going
(11:07):
to can Coon. Be blessed. Toasted glass. Let's have some tequila.
I'll see you in the next month, many moons ago,
my man.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
My brother, I said stuff like my brother, and we
will soon and toast soon.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Like dude, if we meet randomly in the back of
a yard in the neighborhood, let's chill. If not, save
the text.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Thread my brother, Gosh, I never text anybody like that,
my brother.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
We shall toast a glass in the next coming months.
As I am going to vacation in the south of
can Coon, I will return soon, my brother.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Will you save that bread? I don't know if there
will be mold or no mold. Some way, put it
in a keepsake until I return from Mexico. If I
return it all and we will.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Suck on the nectar of the bread.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Then we sh share the brand and break it together.
Until then, Audios mofo, my brother.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
If we have any nectar of the South of Cancun,
I will return with it. It is called tequila. We
will have a scorpion in it. We will both bite
it off from the head in the cock, my brother,
the nectar of the South. I really never seen the
dude again. So that's how I would respond if I'm Stephen.
(12:27):
That's how I'm responding your damn tags.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Let me see what he said. Here goes oh, still nothing.
But here's where it's even worse. You know the random
woman that was on the porch where there're two kids. Yeah,
my wife's like, oh, well, obviously she's married. You should
invite her husband to the dad's night. I'm like, I've
never met the guy, and she goes, that's okay, I'll
text her and get his number for you. I said,
I didn't ask you to do that, And so she
(12:53):
texts that woman and says, hey, there's a dad's group
this coming to Thursday. I know we've never met your husband,
but my husband would like to invite your husband, would
you like to give us his phone number or his
email address. It's just like, yeah, here's Troy's number. He
seems like he would be down for something like that.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Now Troy's in on the group thread.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, there's no group thread yet. So I texted Troy.
I was like, hey, man, don't know who you are,
don't know what you look like, don't even know who
your wife is. I met her one time.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Inflation reduces inflation.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I don't think that's it, And I said.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Inflation of the body, inflation of the stock market, and
inflation in the body.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Your body doesn't inflate, it does, okay, whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
That's what a cold plunges for.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So I texted the troyd and I was just like,
hey man, inflammation, there you go. I was like, what
in the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
We get going like a train car on a train track.
I had to get back to the caboose, and now
we must continue on. I live trail of.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
The fact that you sat there and thought about it
the whole time you were trying to come up with
whatever words you were thinking about.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Because every time I'm in it, I'm like, oh, is
going down? I'm reducing elation, no inflammation, inflammation and inflation.
Who knew those words were the almost the exact same.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, wow, are we always inflamed? Yeah? I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
And guys, if you ever get a random text, just
go in like alter ego mode and talk like he's
somebody from the seventeen hundreds, my brother. We will break
brag when I shall return. They'll get the hint he
doesn't want to hang out with me.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Hey, and if your wife ever gives you a random
phone number says you need to invite this dude, I
tell you, I mean, what dude?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
What dude like?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
This dude? This dude Troy that at least the other guy, Steve,
I've met, so he seen me face to face. Yeah,
this Troy dude has no idea who I am, no
idea what I look like, doesn't know if I'm tall, oh, short, fat, bald, skinny,
long hair, nose piercing tattoos, no idea. He has no
(15:07):
idea anything about me. And he gets a text and
I am inviting him to a bunch of dudes hanging
out in a backyard. That dude has to be sitting
there going why what the elephant walk? Would I walk
into a backyard where I don't know a single soul,
(15:28):
not a soul, and just hey man, I'm Troy. Welcome
to the group, dude. He probably thinks he's walking into
a sausage fest, dude.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And it's a suicide mission for lack of a better term.
And also, people cold call all during the week in sales.
Nobody's trying to cold call on the weekends. We have
weekends off. I'm not walking in cold to a party.
I have to already do that at work when I
meet some people in the shaking hands with suits and
mustaches that I don't know. Why would I do it
on the weekends.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I totally understand walking into a party when you know
one person one person, But poor Troy and even Steve
no chance here remembers what I look like because I
have no idea what he looks like. So Troy and
Steve are both sitting there going I Am not going
to this crap, but I'm still waiting for text back.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
It's on your wife. She put you in that position.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I mean, she is all about meeting random people in
the neighborhood, and she is trying to force me to
like all the dads in the neighborhood. I'm like, I
know two dads. They're fine. Are they my best of friends? Nah?
But I put up with them. They're fine, they're civil,
they have kids, we have kids, We get along. I
don't need to have one hundred dads in the neighborhood
that I'm friends with.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I agree. There's things called connectors where you are supposed
to meet people, and you're a good connector. It's just
when it comes to kids and families in your downtime. Guys,
we're not trying to connect. We're just trying to survive.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, that's all we're trying to do. We're just trying
to get by day by day. Hey, Steve, Monday morning,
wanted to connect about this weekend?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Missed? You say what are you doing on Thursday? Like,
guys know, because that's what leads to that's the next thing. No,
just don't even get to that point, Hey, mischief. The
last couple of times Steve say what are you doing Thursday?
A brewery around the corner, Guys, just stop because it's
snowballs and becomes this awkward mess of an obligation that
(17:21):
nobody wants to do.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, I mean, it's just it's that's That's what I
dealt with last night, is inviting two random dudes to
a backyard. I don't even know if you'd called a barbecue.
It's just a backyard, bro Ha. And we're just gonna
hang out and watch the NBA Finals and sit in
lawn chairs.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
That's on your wife, and my wife knows I would
never be down for that. Bring one hundred women, because
guess what. I don't know why I get along better
with women the.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Guys, because you're a little no, it's just the guys
are stand off is Do they like sports? Do they not?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Are they a stick in them on? Are they not funny?
I feel like women. They're gonna be bubbly. They're gonna
like their wine, They're gonna laugh. Guys, you never know
if they're gonna laugh. Are they a truck driver or
are they a tug boater? Are they a farmer?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
That's the thing. Some of them don't love their life.
Women seem to always be bubbly. That's what it is. Guys.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
It's a Saturday. We're all drinking and they ain't laughing.
What's up with Bob? You know what I mean? Hey, man,
who's Bob? Who is this guy.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I'm not dealing with it. I'm not doing it on
a Saturday.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, let me check you in before we go to
break and see if let me check Steve nothing back, Okay, Troy,
nothing back. So I'm two for two. We'll take a break.
We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
What do you think, Chill?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Okay, I hit it, man.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Look, I got a question.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Ray, I'm gonna talk about room scheduling.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
No, no, no, no, what's ill talking about that?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I didn't need to get you fired up? No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
We did get an email saying someone needed this room
from nine to thirty until four thirty.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
You want the exact email, Yeah, go ahead and hit
me with it verbatim. It says we back. Hey, guys,
heads up, we'll need to get back in the studio
tomorrow from nine thirty am to four pm, which is
a six and a half hour time slot, which in
the radio world is longer than our morning show. Correct
(19:33):
hoping to not need it the rest of the week,
got it midday.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
So here we are at ten thirty three AM, and
there's still no sign of the people that reserve a
room from nine thirty to four.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Which means they reserved it for an entire hour that
they didn't even need it exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
And so then if they show up right now, they're
gonna expect us to jump out of here and drop
everything we're doing. When you can't just scool this is
you're gonna hear me.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
The nine nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Squad has arrived in the building bogs nine to thirty.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Guys, if I read the email correctly, it said nine
to thirty at ten thirty three am.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
We came in thinking, oh, they don't need it because
it's not it's ten thirty. So we're like, oh, let's
go ahead and go in there. And then we're in
here front total like three minutes and they come busting
in the damn door. I mean, you couldn't plan it
any better. I mean, how hilarious is that? What was
his face? Like? What did his face look?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
He was upshaved with himself? He was upset at himself?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Or was he upset with us?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
In a barrel because he walked out but he's mad
at himself?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Or is he mad at us? Like all right, hurry
up and get out, like we need to wrap this up,
hurry up and get out.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
But he was mad at himself.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh my god, that is so hilarious.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
But we need to be respectful.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
We probably should be respectful, but it is just it's infuriating.
It's frustrating. I am I don't know, Maybe I'm crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Right, that's management from the top down.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Look, all right, I guess, I mean we just took
a break, but I guess we have to take another break.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
The truckers will appreciate it. They got to look at
a lot lizard. They're probably fueling, weighing.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
All right, we're taking a break and we'll find another
studio and we'll do this and yeah, I mean amazing.
And then there's a camera crew around here. I don't
know what's going on, and they're walking around looking at serious.
Don't try to get that other studio. Damn it, do
not try to get that other studio. I mean, we
are just we're winging it here. The sore Losers Nation
(21:39):
is getting run over. I mean, I don't know what
is going on. Ray we're getting ran through. We are
getting ran through. Do we are getting runned over? It
is so awful. All right, we're taking another break. We'll
be right back. Hey you okay, Yeah, I'm good, all right,
we'll be right back. All right, man, all right, you're
(22:03):
going you gotta mic on.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Well did we switch rooms? We did switch rooms, remember,
because oh I'm after copy and paste this one.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Oh my god, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
You're gonna lose it.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I'm gonna lose it, dude, because there's a freaking now
they're going back. You either doing drilling or something right
outside this door. I I don't understand it. And just
to give you an update, the Rockies are up to
nothing in the bottom of the fifth. They are going
for their third win in a row. This would break
their pace. They would be way ahead of pace of
(22:40):
being the worst team in the history of baseball.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
And I got a text message from Justin and he said,
there's my audio.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
No, I don't hear anything.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
You don't hear me.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
No, I don't hear the audio. You said there's my audio.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
There's no. I said, figurativety, not literally.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Okay, got it? Uh, he goes, Wow, Stours sits for
the Marlins.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I didn't check the starter lineup, so he picked a
hitter that isn't even in the starting lineup. And when
I said, I did the same thing with romy Gonzalez
f and load management. Dude, you gotta check it every day.
These guys get benched.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Well, the Marlins had a runner on first with no
outs in the bottom of the fifth, ground ball double
play and two outs the bottom of the fifth, Rockies
up to nothing?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Are we rooting for the winning streak or something?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I have no idea. I just thought it was funny
that they were gonna win three games in a row,
and they had won nine games all year, so I
thought it was just funny, like people give a crap
about Rockies baseball. But do we have to start the
show like we have? I don't even know if you
guys can hear that.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I thought we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Where's the audio?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no, it's playing.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Now.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
You gotta say we're all right, we're gonna do it? Lie?
Oh the one two too? Sore losers?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Scratch, drill gun? What up?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Not turn on?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I wish somebody drew me all real hard like that.
Just screw me like that. Screw. Where are you from?
Nashville Broadway to be exact, and I'm dating Navvy. What's up, y'all?
It is Sissan Ray Munda. I'm from the North Alpha male,
live on the north side of Nashville. Invaser in the country,
two point two acres, two point two kids at Vandy.
Justin checks on him in the electrophysiology unit, and we
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all all agree that I will die of a heart
attack when I'm seventy two. Lunch over to you twenty
five minutes in.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I'm gonna talk about some college softball because everybody's all
excited about the College World Series. It's amazing. Oh my gosh,
Oklahoma's run is over. I think they won like twelve
national title in a row.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
In al.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Well, Texas Tech paid a million dollars for their pitcher,
and Texas has a good team. They were in the
championship last year. And I have decided, after partaking in
a little bit of watching the college softball then it
really isn't the best team in college softball. They need
to do something. They need to switch it up.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Pitchers.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, you have to have one pitcher and you're good.
That's all you have to have is one pitcher. Texas
Tech's pitcher has thrown every single pitch of the College
World Series. I'm sorry. That just means Texas Tech has
the best pitcher, that's all. It means.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
You're a gaso. Gasser.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
No, no, no, I don't even care about I don't know
that gaso. I guess their picture just wasn't as good
this year as they've had in years past. The fact
that they can just throw the same pitcher over and
over and over and over and over.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
It is stupid. It's it's the rule.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Man and Nil allowed for that million dollar bond.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
There was a bounty to be paid, and they paid
it with the pirate's booty. And they took that woman
from Stanford, California. They took her and they took her
to Lubbock against her own will. They gave her a
million dollars hush money in a slush fund, and they
are now with her. They're of child. They have her
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on the team.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
They do. And I just think, if we want to
make it more interesting, if we want to make it
where it's like, okay, let's see how good the team
really is, put an innings limit on the pitchers at
the College World series. The underhand movement is natural, right,
it's natural science. They literally pitch, and if they have
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a doubleheader thirty minutes later, guess what they pitch again.
So it's unbelievable to me that they just pitched the
same picture. It means nothing. I want to say, how's
your second starter, third starter? I want to see the
depth of your team. I don't want to just see
one dominant pitcher pitch the whole time. How is that fun?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
And Paul Skeen's guys, he's throwing overhand. He's got to
have six days off. He's got to have Livvy Dunn
rub one out for him. She's on all fours, getting
him all grinded out because he's a guy and he's
pitching overhand.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I want equality. I want women same as you. What
I didn't say anything about equality?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Why are guys all of a sudden Skeens has got
thirteen days to just lube himself because he throws overhand.
But softball is allowed twice in a day. Can you
imagine Skeens? He wouldn't be able to pick his arm
off the ground.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I know, and I don't know anything about the science,
but I guess that's like you said, it's a natural motion.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
What you'll know is when you're a grandpa, throw the
ball to kid.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Kid.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Old men can still throw the ball underhand. They can't
throw it overhand.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Oh I mean played in the softball game on what
night was that Monday night? And I'm gonna tell you what,
just warming up, I could feel, Oh my gosh, my
arm was a little sore the next day just throwing
the softball a bunch.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Dude. When we played with you dumb as, when we
were doing Amy's home run derby using Morgan's bro I
was thrown underhand. It hurts a little bit to throw
it overhand. Why not just.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Launch your under It does hurt a little bit, Like
you try to fire one across the diamond from short
and it's like, oh man, that kind of hurt.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
You know what I mean, I'm gonna go underhand with
this one. Hey, go get that thing. Yeah, I can't
really do that in the old softball game there. But yeah,
I just want you're calling for them to revolutionize the game.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I'm I want to rule change. I want something to
make it where you have to pitch more than one pitcher.
I want to see what you have on your roster.
Just having one dominant pitcher, to me, shouldn't make you
the best team in the country dominant quarterback. You have
to have other players that make plays. And I understand
they got to catch the ball, but I want to
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see the second pitch. Like after Texas Tech plays Game
one and she throws fifty pitches, sixty pitches, set whatever
pitches is or innings, she shouldn't come back the next
day and pitch again. That's just crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Who's the first person that allowed that? How is that
rule gone this long? Where in softball there's no rules.
It's the Wild West when it comes.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
To pitchers, Well, you can do it. There's no innings
limit in college baseball, but it's just they can't do
it because their arm would fall off. But little league
you can't. There's innings limits. But like major leagues, if
a roll As Chapman wants to pitch five innings a
day and five innings tomorrow, there's no rule against it.
But I'm just saying I want to see a variety.
I tune in Texas tex same pitcher. Oh wow, she's
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thrown three hundred pitches in the College World Series. Let
me see what's the backup thrown none. Oh wow, that's amazing.
They are not that great of a team. They have
a great pitcher.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
All that said, how much of the softball have you watched?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Ah, maybe three innings here, an inning there, one inning there.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Not much. So you want to see the game completely
change just over some casual watching of a game at
a bar. I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I think it would be more intriguing if I knew
the second starter was coming in the next day instead
of the same pitcher that pitched the day before.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
And that ball is humming because that distance is about
half what it is for Major League baseball players.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yes, they throw it really hard. I mean they throw
it really fast. It's impressive what they can do. I'm
not taking that away from them. I just want it
to be different. I want to see a different pitcher.
It's super frustrating.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
You want to see ray. I want to see what
they're allowing now in California up there pitching.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Like Kat Austerman. She used to pitch every pitch for Texas.
She was unbelievable. But it's like, Okay, great, she's unbelievable,
but what about everybody else on the team. Are they
any good.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Well, yeah, if you got a daughter right now, dust
off the glove, become a pitcher because you could revolutionize
a team. Texas Tech is a hotbed for softball.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Texas Tech is a hotbed for every sport because they
have money. They have money. They are throwing so much
nil money at every sport. Will tell me, so, they
paid a million dollars for the pitcher. Where did that
come from? Patty Mahomes in IL, I don't know. They
probably have some kind of oil money out and lubb It.
I don't know what they have in love it. They
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have a lot something. There's some money somewhere because they're
paying everybody.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I can't believe somebody hasn't done a study where the
toughness it wouldn't it would be per capita, It would
be the amount of millionaires in a city. But then
it also has to be the millionaires they're interested in sports.
I bet per capital you could determine the most millionaires
in a city. Get ready for that same college in
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that city to start to get good this year or
next because of nil money.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Well, it doesn't have to be what city. They had
to be associated with the university, just a fan of
the university graduates, graduates.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Millionaires per college, and what colleges they've graduated from. Guarantee
you they start to be top of the food chain.
Not necessarily because I bet you Harvard probably has a lot.
If I'm just going off school, we're not into sports.
They don't check that. But I don't really care about sports.
They're not worried about their basketball team at Harvard being
one of the best states where gambling is legalized, they
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have the most millionaires per capita, and they have a
huge sports culture. Those are going to be your number
one teams.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
I wonder are their rules If you contribute to the
nil fund, are you allowed to gamble on that team?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
How do you?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah? Like you know, when you log into a gambling website,
does it say have you ever?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Does it even ask you questions? Are you a college athlete?
Does it asks you if you're an NFL football player? No,
But when you sign up with your name, they.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Track it some Ridley Ridley, they got it.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
They popped him.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Good.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Hey we got an update. Top of the six Rockies
up three to nothing. They just scored another one. Well
it wouldn't even have mattered.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I guess's guy was bench, they're not scoring any your runs.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah, they're not even getting a hit. I mean they
got two hits on the day. The Rockies have six hits.
Uh So yeah, that's my college softball take. I don't
know if anybody cares about college softball. I know Texas Tech,
but yes, where the money is, everybody's gonna follow, You're
gonna be better. It's amazing how much money they're paying
these people. That softball girl, what a great move because
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I don't know how much professional softball players get paid,
but it ain't a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
But in what are we seeing? We're seeing now the nil?
What all has it affected college football? Ohio State?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
One?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Alabama? They don't have as much money as Ohio State. Okay,
so we've already seen that. Have we seen it in softball?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Have we seen it in baseball? Right State beating out Vandy.
I don't know if nil is as big in base
so we haven't seen it in that one. Have we
seen it in college basketball?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Because they changed teams every semester. People are switching teams.
I'm going to that team. I'll give me five hundred
thousand year. Oh Quinn, youwers I'm gonna go for two million.
Oh he played football.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Uh. So we are seeing money affected college sports real quick,
real quick. Money affects everything. I wonder quick, like gymnastics.
Do these gymnastics girls?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I don't know if there's guys gymnastics in college, I
don't know, But are they getting an il money?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Are there?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Are there like Alabama? Are they saying hey, we'll give
you fifty thousand if you come to gymnastics here. Hey
you're you're a swimmer. Hey, we'll pay you one hundred
thousand dollars to come to Texas to swim. And did
you see I believe it was a coach in college.
I don't know the specific name where he was saying,
you had to retain some of these guys. You're giving
him twenty thousand dollars. Just hey, you're not looking anywhere else.
You're committed to be here with us. That's what you
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got to do.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
So I wish to please tell me Netflix or somebody's
doing a documentary right now on all this behind the
scenes stuff where a player calls, hey, man, where's my check.
I'm supposed to be getting a check from this car dealership.
They haven't sent it. And then who goes after them,
the agent, the coach, the player just in person.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Hey, where's my money?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Man?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I was I sorry, man, we're closed. No, I know
you're clothes man. I know you close it fine, but
I need to get my check. You know howry man,
you're ready to come back. We're the car line. We
got to lock up. Man, No car. You can't test
drive right now. I'm not here for a test drive. Man.
You guys promised me twenty thousand dollars. No, sir, we're
not a bank. You got the wrong address. And it
says like what a player.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
There's those websites where it says Nico is worth he's
valued at two million. But I mean he wasn't getting
two million. You know, some of the deals.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Didn't Oh he was getting two million.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Getting two and then now he's getting one point six right,
But some of the deals don't go through and it's
what they're valued at or there then endorsers and stuff
that are gonna invest in that player. Dude. You know
there's some dirty stuff behind the scenes on how these
guys are having to get their money.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Dude. I read a story that Cooper Flagg last year
in nil nil allegedly, allegedly he got twenty eight million
last year at Duke. That's a corner of the New
York Post.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Makes sense.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Twenty eight million, Oh my god, it's just a big
Power Aid boom.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Here's ten million next day. And here's my thing. But
what I'm curious about is the deal. There's car dealerships
that ain't paying up front. Hey, we'll pay you two years.
Here's five that million. Do you know? There's businesses that
have to pay week by week to the player and
pop shops. A suit shop that's paying them at once
a month and that money ain't coming through. Who makes
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that phone call to the suit shop? Hey you only
have fifty thousand? Where is it?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
If he really got twenty eight million right for last year,
tell me one business that paid him in il. Where
was Cooper Flag? Where did you see him? Who knows,
but he's in bed with them. They must have signed
a huge deal that even transcends into the NBA, A
Power Aid, a Gatorade. They don't give a crap about
twenty eight million. A Nike of Vans, what was Zion shoes?
(36:50):
Those New Balance, New Balance all that one of those
big ones.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
They're just they have money to piss away. Oh wow, Okay,
so in last year he got a thirteen million dollar
deal with New Balance.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Crazy. I literally didn't even do any research and I
just paid teen million dollars with Fanatics. Nuts. How I
just named it. And it's just two businesses. I'm interested
in the guy at Vandy who's holding on by his
shoelace and he's got some coat shop that he's trying
to hit up and get that money from the dry cleaner.
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That's what I'm curious him and Kim's dry cleaners are
paying him five hundred dollars a month and it comes
in every other month, and like.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
What how does that benefit and who does.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
It go to? Like the agent? So then the these
agents are turning into dog Dea boutie hunter or the
players are hitting the streets beating the payment.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
They're riding up on their electric scooter. Hey man, like
I need to turn the electricity back onto my place.
You forgot to give me that five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
You know that's going on. Please tell me somebody's videoing
that has to I mean these small schools, like where
are you getting your nil money?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
It has to be from mom and pops. How many
these big schools like I get at Ohio State. You're
getting big endorsements. Cool whatever, you have a lot of millionaires.
But Hofstra, where are they getting their money?
Speaker 2 (38:08):
And then they get player goes to Kirby Smart. Hey, man,
Jimmy's suit shop didn't pay me this month? And then
Kirby's it. I don't what do you want me to do? Hey,
student worker, will you go look into this? And they
send some schmuck onto the street, some little two hundred pounds. Hey, hey,
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be the muscle dude, you just go check on the money.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Check on the check.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
I don't know. We got football to worry about.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
That's tough, man, I don't know anything about it, but yeah,
it's wild. But yeah, that's it. I don't know anything else.
You got to say.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
No, honestly, I'm drunk, dude. I told you I was exhausted.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
I know this was a rough one. We got kicked
out of that studio we got I mean whatever, and
then we had drilling but they stopped the drawing, so
we're good. But I gotta get home, man. I got
soccer playoffs tonight, going for the championship. The box Boys
will be in attendance tonight at seven fifteen as we
go to raise the trophy. We are trying to get
some hardware, trying to be named champions. After making a
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run through the bracket, winning two games and one night
last week, we have advanced tonight. The team we played
tonight they beat us in the regular season, so we
are out for some revenge.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Well, I gotta get out of here because I'm gonna
get spanked. We had a Morgan Wallens song played twice
in twenty minutes. Oh so suits and mustaches are about
to bend me over and spank me a hot one.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Dang. And I mean I thought I was gonna come
in with some amazing stories from the celebrity softball game
Folds of Honor. Let me just tell you what happened, Ray,
We don't have rights to any of that storytelling. No, no, no,
that's what happened. We got smoked. Our team got absolutely destroyed.
I mean it was like nineteen to five. I set
it off air to Kevin.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
I said, I'm not gonna play in it to pop
up twice to the shortstop. There's no high and there's
no low. It's just completely pointless to playing those games.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Michael Chandler hit two bombs? Was it dude training?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
I mean, unless you're training, you're on steroids. You're an
amazing frame. You're not getting the exit velocity to freaking
hit a home run into baseball.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
They didn't hit it out of the park. You just
hit it inside the park home run.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
You made my point.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Let's see who else was good on their team. I
mean everybody on their team. Adcock he could rip, really
he could rip, and he was fast.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Hey, guys, we're gonna play at a baseball stadium. Not
move the fences in, not even put up a makeshift
home run fence, and you're gonna go play softball but
on a baseball field. So the coolest thinger you to
do is pop it up to center field. You want in, No,
I'm good, or you can get yelled at by Caane
Brown because you decide to go instagram Live for the
sore Losers Nation. Oh cool, So Caine Brown's gonna yell
(40:49):
at me just doing something for fun on a Tuesday night.
I'll pass. Thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah. Jay Cutler was on the other team. Jordan Davis,
I mean they had nothing but athletes. Dude played softball
at Alabama. She was on their team. I mean, it
was just like, what do we I mean, it was
we had no shot.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
And then also, props, I saw that you guys were
the Bobby bone Shill players position number fourteen and fifteen
in lineup. Does our representatives not ever push for us
to maybe get a little top order?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah, And that's what I'm saying, Like, you lose the
enthusiasm when you're way down there.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I mean, dude, you were below the dugout worker, Like,
what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (41:25):
I mean, no, off, it's the black rifle coffee. I mean,
but why are they way up there? Like third and
I'm like, really that.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
I saw you and Morgan bottom feeders.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I'm glad I didn't play nice. I can't wait for
my one at bat. Oh the third and maybe the seventh,
great all pass. Yeah, I got up in the third shot,
you're proving my point. I got up in the seventh there.
I just called it. What am I a baseball guy
or what? And I made the last out of the
game in the ninth. There's no If Morgan got up
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in the third and the seventh, there's no benefit. So
by the time it's the third inning and you have
not hit yet. You're like, oh my gosh, like you
lose a little bit of enthusiasm, Like I would love
to be right in the thick of it in my
and I felt like, our team, we'll take a break.
Let me tell you about our team. We'll take a break.
We're right back. Our team just wasn't as fun, Like
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it wasn't as much like standing outside the dugout joking,
like laughing. Uh were the other team. They were all
outside the dugout, hanging out, you know, chilling, like all
around each other. Us We're all just spread out in
the dugout. No one was standing up top nothing. And
I did Javandre sweat, Devandre swe whatever. The guy the
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Titans is Ray No. He's a big dude, de tackle tackle.
I looked him up with Morgan, huge dude. Uh. He
went to the University of Texas and on Monday was
the game, and on Sunday is when we had eliminated
UH Texas from baseball. So as I went so as
I went up to bat, he was standing right over
there kind of on the ondeck circle with the other team,
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and I gave him the horns down and he's like,
look at him. Like what in the world. And so
then I ripped it to left center and as I'm
running to first, I gave him the horns down. Then
I rounded first, went the second. I said, oh, I'm
gonna go for three, got thrown out a third. But
later I talked to him. He's like, don't tell me
(43:24):
you're some boomer sooner, dude, are you? And I was like, nah, man,
I went to Ugsa. We beat your ass in baseball,
and you probably don't even care about baseball. He's like, no,
not really, man.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
He probably respected though you knew he went to Texas.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Yeah, and he was like, it was nice meeting you.
I was like, nice meeting you. Man.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
He's like, hey, man, but that was like fifteen years ago,
like I got a wife and kids now, I don't know.
It was college football. He's like, but baseball.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
He's only in the second year, man, so he gets it.
He's still young and understands the rivalry. But besides that,
there was nothing exciting, like they beat us so bad.
The crowd was kind of like, all right, this is
kind of Moore.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
I would assume, dude, I should be no stredonmous I
literally predicted what was gonna happen. Nothing exciting, no highs,
no lows. They got to do something. You got to
make home runs a thing. The crowd's got to be involved.
I don't care. Have a have Dirk's, Bentley's Bar, Gar's Bar.
You get a bunch of restaurant workers. Yeah, spice it up,
you get some booze. You make it on a Saturday,
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a Tuesday night, and everybody sits in baseball dugouts and
they don't move in the fences. No thanks.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Yeah, And I will say that like Jake Cutler, it
was terrible at pitching. Terrible he was pitching. He was
pitching for their team. Yeah, and he was just low
and putting spin on it, and it was always outside
you know what I mean, Like you couldn't. I mean
it was just like like you're supposed to, Like, I know,
you want to win, but you want people to see
big hits. You're supposed to loft it right over the plate.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
I think he was Charles Eston. I want to say,
last time I play, No, that was Riley Green throwing
it fifteen feet in the air with spin. Bro make
this church softball. I'm give me the biggest, fattest pitch ever,
so I can try to hit it past first. I mean,
you hit it like it's just slipping and sliding all
over the bat. It's just a terrible look.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah, I mean I understand you want to win. It's competitive,
but it was just like, man, but I had Delaney
Walker and Keith Bullock X Titans as my coaches. They
were fun. They were funny.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
No social media presence for Sore Losers Nation though.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Yeah, man, like I said, there wasn't much excitement.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
You still gotta be there. You're with the players. Man,
we didn't get one post.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I apologize.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Man, if feeling things was there, they would have posted
twenty times with produced videos. I'm sorry, feeling yourself or
whatever that thing was. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
I apologize, I do. It was bad. I mean it
was fun. I still loved it, but it was kind
of I mean, it was just antikabatic because they they
killed us from the jump. Any Sore Losers Nation there,
you get recognized more big show or Sore Losers Nation. Uh,
that night, I was probably a big show.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Ray actually wasn't recognized.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
No, No, that's probably a big show. No one called
me coach the whole night, which was a little disappointing.
No one said coach, so that kind of coach.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Did your penn have the cap on it the entire
night or that sided autograph? No.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
I took a lot of selfies, man, a lot of selfies,
but no one was saying coach. Seeh it was a
rough night, man, it's a rough.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Night from a sore losers nation, lunch bogs.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
They're like boom. But yeah, but Cutler's kid. He was
warming up with Cutlor before the game. He's got a
hose on him. Dude. He can throw the ball a
long way and he looks young. He looks like maybe ten.
Was he playing or just warm and Pops warming up?
Pops Cavalary make it there. No, I don't think they're talking, man. Yeah,
ray our.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Hangars were out, same kid, different marriage.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
No, I don't think she was there, man. I don't
think she's really supporting what he does. I don't think
she supports his endeavors. But yeah, thanks for folds of honor.
But uh yeah, next year will be better.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Man. I played in one with Jake Cutler in twenty eighteen,
and he's still doing it seven years later.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Thank god.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
I knew when to hang it up.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
No, No, he is the first year back. He hadn't
been He hadn't been to a celebrity game in a while.
He hadn't been there. This is his first one.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
What was his celebrity status?
Speaker 1 (47:15):
He was the cap No, he wasn't even the captain
of the other team, but he was their pitcher.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
But like wats his claim to fame.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
His name's Jay Cutler. He played in the NFL growing up.
Cavalari or something, Laguna Beach, Not sure, mom, but terrible picture,
terrible But I think some of our guys on our
team were getting little frustrated as we were losing, a
little frustrated. But what can you do?
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Well?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
You said it was stacked against you, Tom, I mean
it was. We had nothing. We dole. The act was
pretty good, but we've dropped so many pop flies in
the outfield, Like one got hit over my head. Eston
Chip he dropped a Chandler one which gave him an
inside the park home run. Morgan dropped one. I mean
it was But did you guys? Was everybody taking it serious?
(47:57):
Did you have cleats on? No?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Pretty sure. When I played with Caine he had cleats.
He was calling me off on balls. There would be
a routine ground ball into the outfield, which you just
throw it in and he would cut in front of
me and grab it to throw it in. I mean
there's two people, two kinds of people who play those games. Yeah,
somebody's got to acts to grind and I'm just there
to have some fun. Like Cane, we good, buddy.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
I think you could bring in some people that are
there to have more fun because there's people that are
showing up with three different bats and it's like, what
are we.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Doing well that we knew from previous years. Some of
those guys get together and they're in leagues and they've
played before.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Yes, that's what you do. Find out some of these
Nashville artists playing leagues on Wednesday nights. Uh, and they
can rake.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
It's a different lifestyle, different lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
But it was fun. It was a good time. I
got the last out of the game, but that's okay.
I had beers with Delaney Walker. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
He's got a barn Domnium.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Did you know that?
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Yeah? How did you know that? Instagram? He did a
tour of it, some ten million dollar barn Domnium and
what's in that barn? Massive? Massive? But the thing is,
they're not all they're cracked out to be. But what
is a barn is at his house? Yeah, it's like
probably a basketball corps. You got a TV area, a
huge fireplace, you got probably shuffle board, pickleball.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Did you know he has thirty thousand chickens?
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Makes sense?
Speaker 1 (49:24):
Thirty thousand chickens.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
The problem with that stuff is though the bigger it
is doesn't make it better. The TV room, all that
sound goes up your voices. You could be talking to
me right like this, I wouldn't be able to hear
what you're saying. All that sound goes up showers. The
second you get about bigger than your arms, gets colder,
gets colder, you get a shower room. This big garth
(49:47):
had one knocked it down, freezing cold. The water can't
even keep you warm.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Very interesting, So why do you need a big shower?
Speaker 2 (49:56):
I mean, I mean you have even watching the Didy trial.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Oh sorry, then think about that. But I will say, hey,
the lady walker, that's a big human. Yeah that needs
a barn too many him that is a big human,
big dude. Yeah, Devondre sweat big human. And then you
had the one guy sitting right behind the dug Gy, Hey, hey,
can you go get me Taj Spears because Taj Spears
(50:24):
was a coach with the other team with Devandre Sweat,
and I was like, what, he goes, I need to
ask him how his injuries healing because I got him
in Dynasty. I need to know if I need to
keep on keep ahold of him.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
What were you the runner? Huh?
Speaker 1 (50:36):
So I went over to Taj and I'm like, hey man,
this guy over here, he wants to talk to you
about fantasy football. I mean, you want to know what
players probably hate the most, it's talking about fantasy football.
And so I go get him and he's like, hey man,
how are you holding up? And Taj said, don't you worry.
I'm gonna get you a lot of points this year.
And he goes, all right, and he goes, but first
you gotta take up that nasty ass lion's hat. The
(50:57):
guy goes, I'm not taking off. He goes, then trade me.
Then the kid took the hat off and he was like,
now you can keep me on your team.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
That's fun. That was fun. That was actually probably the
best part.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
That was probably the best part.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
So he actually listened to you and went over to
the fan. Yeah right, he's pretty coachable.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
Yeah, I mean he really had nothing else and he
was just standing there hanging out.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
I mean he's our number one no Pollard.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah, this was probably not our number one podcast.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Though maybe the thing it's funny with Wayne D coming in,
dude kicking us out.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Yeah, I have no idea. It was Monday's better. We
got to side, which.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Was way better.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
This thing was terrible, Okay. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
The first segment was amazing, but I don't know then
how we can think it was gonna be good. After
a three minute segment. Wayne D's got his fist at
the window.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
He's yelling at us. Let's see you went an update
in the game. Let's see where we're at. All the
Rockies gonna win three in a row into six. They're
up three to nothing. It is over, folks, they are.
There's no way the Marlins to score four runs in
three innings. Wow, break up the Rockies. Alright, that's all.
Oh it's bottom of the seventh man still three nothing?
(52:04):
All right, we gotta go. Do you have something on
my computer? I don't know, honey. My wife's texting me.
You're on man. I love it. I love it, dude.
It feels good, it feels good. It's a great day.
I mean there's no basketball. When did the Hockey Finals start?
When is the Stanley Cup? I don't know tonight? Oh really,
But here's a big thing. The Colorado Rockies have won
two games in a row. There's no chance they win
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three in a row.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Right. One of our people bet that against the Rockies
every game this year or something.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
No, he was doing the White Sox and he gave
up on that. He said it was too many bets made.
One of the may Brothers, I believe was one good.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
He realized I'm gimbling a little too much.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, and the White Sox. I mean, if you would
have gone against the Rockies, you're winning like fifty cents
every game because their minus three hundred or whoever they're
playing is a three hundred favorite. It's unbelievable. You bet
a dollar, you get like three cents. It's it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, you know the reason, right, because they suck. Hitters
were fine. They traded away Nolan Jones, who was good,
but pitching wise, they brought they had three guys. One
of them was hurt. One of them hadn't pitched in
two years. The other guy, Freeland, he's been on the
team for five years and done nothing. They had the
exact same pitching staff, but that was injured now isn't injured.
(01:10):
What does that end up equaling? Probably not the best
pitching staff. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
They signed Chris Bryant for six hundred million or whatever
they signed him for, and I don't even know if
he plays anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
What happened to him.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I honestly, this is what I honestly think. You get paid.
Oh and he got fat and happy. It's one of
those things you can get paid and still work hard.
There's certain ones that have that, and then there's ones
that get paid and like, I'm good, but I made it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Put Trout in that category.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
No, no, no, Trout plays.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
No, he's back right, but you got to stay up
with it. Not hurt though, win well before he Yeah,
he got he was the home run leader, trust it,
and he got hurt.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I tell you every year he's gonna get hurt. He's
on my fantasy team. I understand that, but I don't
want to. I'm not really trying to dive too deep
into baseball right now, because it is the dog this summer.
Because I'm part of this dad's group, and this is
what I really want to bring to you. It's a
dad's group in the neighborhood. Right when I moved in,
one of the dad's like, hey, man, there's this dad's group.
(02:12):
We get together the first Thursday of every month, go
have a couple of drinks at the local watering hole.
Or are we meeting someone's backyard and hang out?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Nope, nope. Wife does that in our neighborhood with the women.
Thank god, there ain't one for the guys, because you
women catch me dead doing that. Hey guys, it's Thursday.
How are we doing. How's it going?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Ray? All right? I met you last week. What's your
name again? Binkley? Got it? I've met you five times.
How's it going?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Man?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Continue?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So I go to this thing. I go the first
Thursday of every month, but it has been sporadic lately.
It has not been happening on a consistent basis. I
feel like the guy running it is just kind of
checked out.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
He's over it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
He started it all these years ago when his kids
were young. I don't think he's into it. Anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Is there a text thread.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, it's an email change.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh I am an email change. I'm out. I'm doubly out.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I agree. I think I'm gonna say we need to
take it to text. But anyway, so, my wife is
always meeting news. Like I told you, she invited that
woman that was walking down the street and she invited
her up on the porch with her two kids. And
all of a sudden, I got these random people at
my house when I come back from my bike ride.
So last Christmas, we're walking and we went and did
(03:32):
some Christmas caroling.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Hell of a song last Christmas he gave me.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
The very next day, you gave it away. That's not
what I'm talking about. We were out doing some caroling
and as we're walking from one house to the next,
there was a husband and wife and they were pushing
a stroller. It looked like she was pregnant. I think
she was about to give birth to another child. They
may have had two children already, about to have their third.
(03:57):
And we surrounded them on the side and we carol
to them.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Wow. If that isn't verbal er, I don't know what is.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I mean. We were definitely holding them against their will
because they could not escape the circle. They were in
the middle of the circle.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, people are doing time for that, but they touched
as well.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And so my wife starts talking to the wife and
they get each other's numbers, like, Oh, we do this
women's thing, you know, the third Thursday of every month.
You want to be involved. She's like yeah, and she
was like, and I'll get your number, And so she
texted that girl. She's like, hey, let me get your
husband's number because there's a guy a dad's group the
first Thursday of every month. He's like, oh, that's great,
(04:43):
here's his number. So she gives me the number. She's like,
you should text him. I said, listen, I know you
want me to meet people in the neighborhood, but this
is more of your thing of just texting random people
and not like, I don't know, it's weird. It's weird
to just text a dude. So back in March, I'm
(05:05):
finally going to go to the dad's group for the
first time of the new year.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Hey what you doing Mark winky face?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
And I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go. It's this Thursday.
And my wife says, hey, don't forget about Steve. Remember
we caroled to them. I gave you his number. You
need to text him, Hey, Steve, you up? So I
texted Steve back in March.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Hey Steve, how's at Hagen?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
And that's the thing I had. He didn't know me.
All he knows is I was in that group that
surrounded him on the sidewalk and was caroling, right and
I So I texted him in March. I'm like, hey man,
we're with the people that surrounded you and sing you
a song a few months back, you know, the Christmas caroling.
(05:50):
Got your number from my wife. Anyway, the Dad's the
neighborhood are getting together this Thursday, first Thursday of every month.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
We do it.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
So tonight we're going to the bar at eight. Wanted
to throw out the invite. He didn't respond for five days. Hey, man,
really appreciate it. Uh sorry, I was out of town
last week. We meant to get back to you. But
maybe I invite me next time. That's good, okay, Right,
that was three months ago, and I haven't we haven't
had Dad's Night since. We're having it tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Ray. I'm sweating it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
And so my wife's like, hey, don't forget to text, Steve.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Is Steve gonna text?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
We have not talked to this dude. I don't even
know what he looks like. We met him six months
ago on the sidewalk. It was dark out. I couldn't
pick him out of a lineup. She goes, you don't
want to be rude, do you.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So? Ray?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I pulled out my phone last night. Hey Steve, I've
been dipping in the bottle. How's it going, I said, Steve,
Dad's night hasn't happened in a few months, but it's
back this Thursday. So keeping in the loop. If you
want to be added to the email group, send me
your email address so I can get you added on,
(07:05):
or tell me that I'm a stalker and to leave
you alone. Nothing back.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, I mean you guys afore, you got a family,
you got kids, You live in a great place, great city.
Why force anything? You see the dudes on the sidewalk
high you see him in a game, they hang? Why
a forced text? Thread, group, thread group, email all passed?
Don't try to get happier than happy.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I understand what you're saying. I get it.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I mean, if I'm in the neighborhood and baser goes, Hey,
there's a Valls game on. I guess he's having people over.
We go over for a quarter drunk.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I'm not gonna plan it for five days and show
up a half hour before and help set the table.
Stop please, I understand. And this Thursday, Josh is volunteer
at his backyard and he's gonna put the game on
like a little screen, like you put a blow up screen.
You can put the game on. What game the NBA Finals?
(07:57):
It ain't on Saturday, it's on Thursday, Game one, got it?
And so I felt weird texting this dude that I've
only met once in my life, and I'm like, this
is so dumb. Six months later, there's no way this
dude's gonna come. He's not gonna respond, he's gonna be like,
why are you texting me after six months? My wife's like,
I think it would be really nice if if you
(08:19):
do that. I mean that way he has, you know,
his kids may be cool. What if his kids like
our kids. I'm like, oh my god, I'll do it.
But here we are, almost fourteen hours later. Nothing back, dude.
There's no chance that he has not checked his phone
in the last fourteen hours.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I was curious how I was going to respond to
this a text from a random guy. I really don't know. Well,
it happened to me my neighbors, so I might as
well tell you exactly how what happened. Thank you six
months ago.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So he had met me. I was in my cold
plunge and he randomly pulls up and says, hey, nice
to meet you. You have a cold plunge in the garage.
It's like seventy dollars. But then we realized our shower
was really cold, and since our shower goes to forty degrees,
we just do it in the shower.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh yeah, doing it in the shower's fun.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Sometimes RAY get a burn. Slow down the what is it? Inflation?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I have no idea. Uh uh, I don't know why
you do a cold punch. I still if you could tell.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Me, it makes you feel skinnier, whatever it is, got it.
There's some word I can't think. No, no, insulin, uh
makes you feel skinnier, amino acid something. So there's a
reason and I should know it. But yeah, so he
comes over, we talk, He gets my number.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So he's talking to you while you're in the cold punch.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Is not naked.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh you don't get it naked. No, well I don't.
I really don't know. I thought the whole point was to.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's not my point. I met the guy, did the
number thing that you're doing with Steven, Mike and Jacob.
And then I don't hear from the dude. He texts
me randomly six months ago when I was going to Cancun, Mexico,
and he goes, hey, man, having some people over, would
love to break bread. So what I realized is, dude,
I kind of go into a third person of myself.
I go into an alter ego. Tell me what he
(10:04):
said again, say do you want to grab some drinks
and break bread? Sorry, man, I didn't know. We're in Jerusalem,
eighteen twenty two.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Break bread. I'm already out on that one today. Lose
my number. Never had anybody tell me you want to
break bread?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
And so I texted him back, and I was going
to the airport, and I realized I don't actually text
as myself. I text as my alter ego. So I
go totally sarcastic as hell, my brother, I am headed
to Mexico, the Great South. We will be and return soon.
Keep our house safe cheers to you and your wife.
(10:42):
Hope to see you soon. Just a complete fluff ass text.
And guess what, I've never seen the dude again. He
never responded no, he just like responds like, all right,
the dudes be a smartay. I mean, I've never barely
met the guy. I'm not coming over for dinner. And
I was going on vacation. I was already a dressed
my brother, I'm going to America, the South. I'm going
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to can Coon. Be blessed. Toasted glass. Let's have some tequila.
I'll see you in the next month, many moons ago,
my man.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
My brother, I said stuff like my brother, and we
will soon and toast soon.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Like dude, if we meet randomly in the back of
a yard in the neighborhood, let's chill. If not, save
the text.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Thread my brother, Gosh, I never text anybody like that,
my brother.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
We shall toast a glass in the next coming months.
As I am going to vacation in the south of
can Coon, I will return soon, my brother.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Will you save that bread? I don't know if there
will be mold or no mold. Some way, put it
in a keepsake until I return from Mexico. If I
return it all and we will.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Suck on the nectar of the bread.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Then we sh share the brand and break it together.
Until then, Audios mofo, my brother.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
If we have any nectar of the South of Cancun,
I will return with it. It is called tequila. We
will have a scorpion in it. We will both bite
it off from the head in the cock, my brother,
the nectar of the South. I really never seen the
dude again. So that's how I would respond if I'm Stephen.
(12:27):
That's how I'm responding your damn tags.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Let me see what he said. Here goes oh, still nothing.
But here's where it's even worse. You know the random
woman that was on the porch where there're two kids. Yeah,
my wife's like, oh, well, obviously she's married. You should
invite her husband to the dad's night. I'm like, I've
never met the guy, and she goes, that's okay, I'll
text her and get his number for you. I said,
I didn't ask you to do that, And so she
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texts that woman and says, hey, there's a dad's group
this coming to Thursday. I know we've never met your husband,
but my husband would like to invite your husband, would
you like to give us his phone number or his
email address. It's just like, yeah, here's Troy's number. He
seems like he would be down for something like that.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Now Troy's in on the group thread.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, there's no group thread yet. So I texted Troy.
I was like, hey, man, don't know who you are,
don't know what you look like, don't even know who
your wife is. I met her one time.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Inflation reduces inflation.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I don't think that's it, And I said.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Inflation of the body, inflation of the stock market, and
inflation in the body.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Your body doesn't inflate, it does, okay, whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
That's what a cold plunges for.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So I texted the troyd and I was just like,
hey man, inflammation, there you go. I was like, what
in the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
We get going like a train car on a train track.
I had to get back to the caboose, and now
we must continue on. I live trail of.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
The fact that you sat there and thought about it
the whole time you were trying to come up with
whatever words you were thinking about.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Because every time I'm in it, I'm like, oh, is
going down? I'm reducing elation, no inflammation, inflammation and inflation.
Who knew those words were the almost the exact same.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, wow, are we always inflamed? Yeah? I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
And guys, if you ever get a random text, just
go in like alter ego mode and talk like he's
somebody from the seventeen hundreds, my brother. We will break
brag when I shall return. They'll get the hint he
doesn't want to hang out with me.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Hey, and if your wife ever gives you a random
phone number says you need to invite this dude, I
tell you, I mean, what dude?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
What dude like?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
This dude? This dude Troy that at least the other guy, Steve,
I've met, so he seen me face to face. Yeah,
this Troy dude has no idea who I am, no
idea what I look like, doesn't know if I'm tall, oh, short, fat, bald, skinny,
long hair, nose piercing tattoos, no idea. He has no
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idea anything about me. And he gets a text and
I am inviting him to a bunch of dudes hanging
out in a backyard. That dude has to be sitting
there going why what the elephant walk? Would I walk
into a backyard where I don't know a single soul,
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not a soul, and just hey man, I'm Troy. Welcome
to the group, dude. He probably thinks he's walking into
a sausage fest, dude.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And it's a suicide mission for lack of a better term.
And also, people cold call all during the week in sales.
Nobody's trying to cold call on the weekends. We have
weekends off. I'm not walking in cold to a party.
I have to already do that at work when I
meet some people in the shaking hands with suits and
mustaches that I don't know. Why would I do it
on the weekends.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I totally understand walking into a party when you know
one person one person, But poor Troy and even Steve
no chance here remembers what I look like because I
have no idea what he looks like. So Troy and
Steve are both sitting there going I Am not going
to this crap, but I'm still waiting for text back.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
It's on your wife. She put you in that position.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I mean, she is all about meeting random people in
the neighborhood, and she is trying to force me to
like all the dads in the neighborhood. I'm like, I
know two dads. They're fine. Are they my best of friends? Nah?
But I put up with them. They're fine, they're civil,
they have kids, we have kids, We get along. I
don't need to have one hundred dads in the neighborhood
that I'm friends with.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I agree. There's things called connectors where you are supposed
to meet people, and you're a good connector. It's just
when it comes to kids and families in your downtime. Guys,
we're not trying to connect. We're just trying to survive.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, that's all we're trying to do. We're just trying
to get by day by day. Hey, Steve, Monday morning,
wanted to connect about this weekend?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Missed? You say what are you doing on Thursday? Like,
guys know, because that's what leads to that's the next thing. No,
just don't even get to that point, Hey, mischief. The
last couple of times Steve say what are you doing Thursday?
A brewery around the corner, Guys, just stop because it's
snowballs and becomes this awkward mess of an obligation that
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nobody wants to do.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, I mean, it's just it's that's That's what I
dealt with last night, is inviting two random dudes to
a backyard. I don't even know if you'd called a barbecue.
It's just a backyard, bro Ha. And we're just gonna
hang out and watch the NBA Finals and sit in
lawn chairs.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
That's on your wife, and my wife knows I would
never be down for that. Bring one hundred women, because
guess what. I don't know why I get along better
with women the.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Guys, because you're a little no, it's just the guys
are stand off is Do they like sports? Do they not?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Are they a stick in them on? Are they not funny?
I feel like women. They're gonna be bubbly. They're gonna
like their wine, They're gonna laugh. Guys, you never know
if they're gonna laugh. Are they a truck driver or
are they a tug boater? Are they a farmer?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
That's the thing. Some of them don't love their life.
Women seem to always be bubbly. That's what it is. Guys.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
It's a Saturday. We're all drinking and they ain't laughing.
What's up with Bob? You know what I mean? Hey, man,
who's Bob? Who is this guy.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I'm not dealing with it. I'm not doing it on
a Saturday.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, let me check you in before we go to
break and see if let me check Steve nothing back, Okay, Troy,
nothing back. So I'm two for two. We'll take a break.
We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
What do you think, Chill?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Okay, I hit it, man.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Look, I got a question.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Ray, I'm gonna talk about room scheduling.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
No, no, no, no, what's ill talking about that?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I didn't need to get you fired up? No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
We did get an email saying someone needed this room
from nine to thirty until four thirty.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
You want the exact email, Yeah, go ahead and hit
me with it verbatim. It says we back. Hey, guys,
heads up, we'll need to get back in the studio
tomorrow from nine thirty am to four pm, which is
a six and a half hour time slot, which in
the radio world is longer than our morning show. Correct
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hoping to not need it the rest of the week,
got it midday.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
So here we are at ten thirty three AM, and
there's still no sign of the people that reserve a
room from nine thirty to four.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Which means they reserved it for an entire hour that
they didn't even need it exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
And so then if they show up right now, they're
gonna expect us to jump out of here and drop
everything we're doing. When you can't just scool this is
you're gonna hear me.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
The nine nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Squad has arrived in the building bogs nine to thirty.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Guys, if I read the email correctly, it said nine
to thirty at ten thirty three am.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
We came in thinking, oh, they don't need it because
it's not it's ten thirty. So we're like, oh, let's
go ahead and go in there. And then we're in
here front total like three minutes and they come busting
in the damn door. I mean, you couldn't plan it
any better. I mean, how hilarious is that? What was
his face? Like? What did his face look?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
He was upshaved with himself? He was upset at himself?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Or was he upset with us?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
In a barrel because he walked out but he's mad
at himself?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Or is he mad at us? Like all right, hurry
up and get out, like we need to wrap this up,
hurry up and get out.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
But he was mad at himself.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh my god, that is so hilarious.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
But we need to be respectful.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
We probably should be respectful, but it is just it's infuriating.
It's frustrating. I am I don't know, Maybe I'm crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Right, that's management from the top down.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Look, all right, I guess, I mean we just took
a break, but I guess we have to take another break.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
The truckers will appreciate it. They got to look at
a lot lizard. They're probably fueling, weighing.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
All right, we're taking a break and we'll find another
studio and we'll do this and yeah, I mean amazing.
And then there's a camera crew around here. I don't
know what's going on, and they're walking around looking at serious.
Don't try to get that other studio. Damn it, do
not try to get that other studio. I mean, we
are just we're winging it here. The sore Losers Nation
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is getting run over. I mean, I don't know what
is going on. Ray we're getting ran through. We are
getting ran through. Do we are getting runned over? It
is so awful. All right, we're taking another break. We'll
be right back. Hey you okay, Yeah, I'm good, all right,
we'll be right back. All right, man, all right, you're
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going you gotta mic on.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Well did we switch rooms? We did switch rooms, remember,
because oh I'm after copy and paste this one.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Oh my god, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
You're gonna lose it.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I'm gonna lose it, dude, because there's a freaking now
they're going back. You either doing drilling or something right
outside this door. I I don't understand it. And just
to give you an update, the Rockies are up to
nothing in the bottom of the fifth. They are going
for their third win in a row. This would break
their pace. They would be way ahead of pace of
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being the worst team in the history of baseball.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
And I got a text message from Justin and he said,
there's my audio.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
No, I don't hear anything.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
You don't hear me.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
No, I don't hear the audio. You said there's my audio.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
There's no. I said, figurativety, not literally.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Okay, got it? Uh, he goes, Wow, Stours sits for
the Marlins.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I didn't check the starter lineup, so he picked a
hitter that isn't even in the starting lineup. And when
I said, I did the same thing with romy Gonzalez
f and load management. Dude, you gotta check it every day.
These guys get benched.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Well, the Marlins had a runner on first with no
outs in the bottom of the fifth, ground ball double
play and two outs the bottom of the fifth, Rockies
up to nothing?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Are we rooting for the winning streak or something?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I have no idea. I just thought it was funny
that they were gonna win three games in a row,
and they had won nine games all year, so I
thought it was just funny, like people give a crap
about Rockies baseball. But do we have to start the
show like we have? I don't even know if you
guys can hear that.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I thought we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Where's the audio?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no, it's playing.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Now.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
You gotta say we're all right, we're gonna do it? Lie?
Oh the one two too? Sore losers?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Scratch, drill gun? What up?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Not turn on?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I wish somebody drew me all real hard like that.
Just screw me like that. Screw. Where are you from?
Nashville Broadway to be exact, and I'm dating Navvy. What's up, y'all?
It is Sissan Ray Munda. I'm from the North Alpha male,
live on the north side of Nashville. Invaser in the country,
two point two acres, two point two kids at Vandy.
Justin checks on him in the electrophysiology unit, and we
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all all agree that I will die of a heart
attack when I'm seventy two. Lunch over to you twenty
five minutes in.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I'm gonna talk about some college softball because everybody's all
excited about the College World Series. It's amazing. Oh my gosh,
Oklahoma's run is over. I think they won like twelve
national title in a row.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
In al.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Well, Texas Tech paid a million dollars for their pitcher,
and Texas has a good team. They were in the
championship last year. And I have decided, after partaking in
a little bit of watching the college softball then it
really isn't the best team in college softball. They need
to do something. They need to switch it up.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Pitchers.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, you have to have one pitcher and you're good.
That's all you have to have is one pitcher. Texas
Tech's pitcher has thrown every single pitch of the College
World Series. I'm sorry. That just means Texas Tech has
the best pitcher, that's all. It means.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
You're a gaso. Gasser.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
No, no, no, I don't even care about I don't know
that gaso. I guess their picture just wasn't as good
this year as they've had in years past. The fact
that they can just throw the same pitcher over and
over and over and over and over.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
It is stupid. It's it's the rule.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Man and Nil allowed for that million dollar bond.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
There was a bounty to be paid, and they paid
it with the pirate's booty. And they took that woman
from Stanford, California. They took her and they took her
to Lubbock against her own will. They gave her a
million dollars hush money in a slush fund, and they
are now with her. They're of child. They have her
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on the team.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
They do. And I just think, if we want to
make it more interesting, if we want to make it
where it's like, okay, let's see how good the team
really is, put an innings limit on the pitchers at
the College World series. The underhand movement is natural, right,
it's natural science. They literally pitch, and if they have
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a doubleheader thirty minutes later, guess what they pitch again.
So it's unbelievable to me that they just pitched the
same picture. It means nothing. I want to say, how's
your second starter, third starter? I want to see the
depth of your team. I don't want to just see
one dominant pitcher pitch the whole time. How is that fun?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
And Paul Skeen's guys, he's throwing overhand. He's got to
have six days off. He's got to have Livvy Dunn
rub one out for him. She's on all fours, getting
him all grinded out because he's a guy and he's
pitching overhand.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I want equality. I want women same as you. What
I didn't say anything about equality?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Why are guys all of a sudden Skeens has got
thirteen days to just lube himself because he throws overhand.
But softball is allowed twice in a day. Can you
imagine Skeens? He wouldn't be able to pick his arm
off the ground.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I know, and I don't know anything about the science,
but I guess that's like you said, it's a natural motion.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
What you'll know is when you're a grandpa, throw the
ball to kid.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Kid.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Old men can still throw the ball underhand. They can't
throw it overhand.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Oh I mean played in the softball game on what
night was that Monday night? And I'm gonna tell you what,
just warming up, I could feel, Oh my gosh, my
arm was a little sore the next day just throwing
the softball a bunch.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Dude. When we played with you dumb as, when we
were doing Amy's home run derby using Morgan's bro I
was thrown underhand. It hurts a little bit to throw
it overhand. Why not just.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Launch your under It does hurt a little bit, Like
you try to fire one across the diamond from short
and it's like, oh man, that kind of hurt.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
You know what I mean, I'm gonna go underhand with
this one. Hey, go get that thing. Yeah, I can't
really do that in the old softball game there. But yeah,
I just want you're calling for them to revolutionize the game.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I'm I want to rule change. I want something to
make it where you have to pitch more than one pitcher.
I want to see what you have on your roster.
Just having one dominant pitcher, to me, shouldn't make you
the best team in the country dominant quarterback. You have
to have other players that make plays. And I understand
they got to catch the ball, but I want to
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see the second pitch. Like after Texas Tech plays Game
one and she throws fifty pitches, sixty pitches, set whatever
pitches is or innings, she shouldn't come back the next
day and pitch again. That's just crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Who's the first person that allowed that? How is that
rule gone this long? Where in softball there's no rules.
It's the Wild West when it comes.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
To pitchers, Well, you can do it. There's no innings
limit in college baseball, but it's just they can't do
it because their arm would fall off. But little league
you can't. There's innings limits. But like major leagues, if
a roll As Chapman wants to pitch five innings a
day and five innings tomorrow, there's no rule against it.
But I'm just saying I want to see a variety.
I tune in Texas tex same pitcher. Oh wow, she's
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thrown three hundred pitches in the College World Series. Let
me see what's the backup thrown none. Oh wow, that's amazing.
They are not that great of a team. They have
a great pitcher.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
All that said, how much of the softball have you watched?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Ah, maybe three innings here, an inning there, one inning there.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Not much. So you want to see the game completely
change just over some casual watching of a game at
a bar. I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I think it would be more intriguing if I knew
the second starter was coming in the next day instead
of the same pitcher that pitched the day before.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
And that ball is humming because that distance is about
half what it is for Major League baseball players.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yes, they throw it really hard. I mean they throw
it really fast. It's impressive what they can do. I'm
not taking that away from them. I just want it
to be different. I want to see a different pitcher.
It's super frustrating.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
You want to see ray. I want to see what
they're allowing now in California up there pitching.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Like Kat Austerman. She used to pitch every pitch for Texas.
She was unbelievable. But it's like, Okay, great, she's unbelievable,
but what about everybody else on the team. Are they
any good.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Well, yeah, if you got a daughter right now, dust
off the glove, become a pitcher because you could revolutionize
a team. Texas Tech is a hotbed for softball.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Texas Tech is a hotbed for every sport because they
have money. They have money. They are throwing so much
nil money at every sport. Will tell me, so, they
paid a million dollars for the pitcher. Where did that
come from? Patty Mahomes in IL, I don't know. They
probably have some kind of oil money out and lubb It.
I don't know what they have in love it. They
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have a lot something. There's some money somewhere because they're
paying everybody.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I can't believe somebody hasn't done a study where the
toughness it wouldn't it would be per capita, It would
be the amount of millionaires in a city. But then
it also has to be the millionaires they're interested in sports.
I bet per capital you could determine the most millionaires
in a city. Get ready for that same college in
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that city to start to get good this year or
next because of nil money.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Well, it doesn't have to be what city. They had
to be associated with the university, just a fan of
the university graduates, graduates.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Millionaires per college, and what colleges they've graduated from. Guarantee
you they start to be top of the food chain.
Not necessarily because I bet you Harvard probably has a lot.
If I'm just going off school, we're not into sports.
They don't check that. But I don't really care about sports.
They're not worried about their basketball team at Harvard being
one of the best states where gambling is legalized, they
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have the most millionaires per capita, and they have a
huge sports culture. Those are going to be your number
one teams.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
I wonder are their rules If you contribute to the
nil fund, are you allowed to gamble on that team?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
How do you?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah? Like you know, when you log into a gambling website,
does it say have you ever?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Does it even ask you questions? Are you a college athlete?
Does it asks you if you're an NFL football player? No,
But when you sign up with your name, they.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Track it some Ridley Ridley, they got it.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
They popped him.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Good.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Hey we got an update. Top of the six Rockies
up three to nothing. They just scored another one. Well
it wouldn't even have mattered.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I guess's guy was bench, they're not scoring any your runs.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah, they're not even getting a hit. I mean they
got two hits on the day. The Rockies have six hits.
Uh So yeah, that's my college softball take. I don't
know if anybody cares about college softball. I know Texas Tech,
but yes, where the money is, everybody's gonna follow, You're
gonna be better. It's amazing how much money they're paying
these people. That softball girl, what a great move because
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I don't know how much professional softball players get paid,
but it ain't a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
But in what are we seeing? We're seeing now the nil?
What all has it affected college football? Ohio State?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
One?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Alabama? They don't have as much money as Ohio State. Okay,
so we've already seen that. Have we seen it in softball?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Have we seen it in baseball? Right State beating out Vandy.
I don't know if nil is as big in base
so we haven't seen it in that one. Have we
seen it in college basketball?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Because they changed teams every semester. People are switching teams.
I'm going to that team. I'll give me five hundred
thousand year. Oh Quinn, youwers I'm gonna go for two million.
Oh he played football.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Uh. So we are seeing money affected college sports real quick,
real quick. Money affects everything. I wonder quick, like gymnastics.
Do these gymnastics girls?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I don't know if there's guys gymnastics in college, I
don't know, But are they getting an il money?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Are there?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Are there like Alabama? Are they saying hey, we'll give
you fifty thousand if you come to gymnastics here. Hey
you're you're a swimmer. Hey, we'll pay you one hundred
thousand dollars to come to Texas to swim. And did
you see I believe it was a coach in college.
I don't know the specific name where he was saying,
you had to retain some of these guys. You're giving
him twenty thousand dollars. Just hey, you're not looking anywhere else.
You're committed to be here with us. That's what you
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got to do.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
So I wish to please tell me Netflix or somebody's
doing a documentary right now on all this behind the
scenes stuff where a player calls, hey, man, where's my check.
I'm supposed to be getting a check from this car dealership.
They haven't sent it. And then who goes after them,
the agent, the coach, the player just in person.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Hey, where's my money?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Man?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I was I sorry, man, we're closed. No, I know
you're clothes man. I know you close it fine, but
I need to get my check. You know howry man,
you're ready to come back. We're the car line. We
got to lock up. Man, No car. You can't test
drive right now. I'm not here for a test drive. Man.
You guys promised me twenty thousand dollars. No, sir, we're
not a bank. You got the wrong address. And it
says like what a player.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
There's those websites where it says Nico is worth he's
valued at two million. But I mean he wasn't getting
two million. You know, some of the deals.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Didn't Oh he was getting two million.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Getting two and then now he's getting one point six right,
But some of the deals don't go through and it's
what they're valued at or there then endorsers and stuff
that are gonna invest in that player. Dude. You know
there's some dirty stuff behind the scenes on how these
guys are having to get their money.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Dude. I read a story that Cooper Flagg last year
in nil nil allegedly, allegedly he got twenty eight million
last year at Duke. That's a corner of the New
York Post.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Makes sense.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Twenty eight million, Oh my god, it's just a big
Power Aid boom.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Here's ten million next day. And here's my thing. But
what I'm curious about is the deal. There's car dealerships
that ain't paying up front. Hey, we'll pay you two years.
Here's five that million. Do you know? There's businesses that
have to pay week by week to the player and
pop shops. A suit shop that's paying them at once
a month and that money ain't coming through. Who makes
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that phone call to the suit shop? Hey you only
have fifty thousand? Where is it?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
If he really got twenty eight million right for last year,
tell me one business that paid him in il. Where
was Cooper Flag? Where did you see him? Who knows,
but he's in bed with them. They must have signed
a huge deal that even transcends into the NBA, A
Power Aid, a Gatorade. They don't give a crap about
twenty eight million. A Nike of Vans, what was Zion shoes?
(36:50):
Those New Balance, New Balance all that one of those
big ones.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
They're just they have money to piss away. Oh wow, Okay,
so in last year he got a thirteen million dollar
deal with New Balance.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Crazy. I literally didn't even do any research and I
just paid teen million dollars with Fanatics. Nuts. How I
just named it. And it's just two businesses. I'm interested
in the guy at Vandy who's holding on by his
shoelace and he's got some coat shop that he's trying
to hit up and get that money from the dry cleaner.
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That's what I'm curious him and Kim's dry cleaners are
paying him five hundred dollars a month and it comes
in every other month, and like.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
What how does that benefit and who does.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
It go to? Like the agent? So then the these
agents are turning into dog Dea boutie hunter or the
players are hitting the streets beating the payment.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
They're riding up on their electric scooter. Hey man, like
I need to turn the electricity back onto my place.
You forgot to give me that five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
You know that's going on. Please tell me somebody's videoing
that has to I mean these small schools, like where
are you getting your nil money?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
It has to be from mom and pops. How many
these big schools like I get at Ohio State. You're
getting big endorsements. Cool whatever, you have a lot of millionaires.
But Hofstra, where are they getting their money?
Speaker 2 (38:08):
And then they get player goes to Kirby Smart. Hey, man,
Jimmy's suit shop didn't pay me this month? And then
Kirby's it. I don't what do you want me to do? Hey,
student worker, will you go look into this? And they
send some schmuck onto the street, some little two hundred pounds. Hey, hey,
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be the muscle dude, you just go check on the money.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Check on the check.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
I don't know. We got football to worry about.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
That's tough, man, I don't know anything about it, but yeah,
it's wild. But yeah, that's it. I don't know anything else.
You got to say.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
No, honestly, I'm drunk, dude. I told you I was exhausted.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
I know this was a rough one. We got kicked
out of that studio we got I mean whatever, and
then we had drilling but they stopped the drawing, so
we're good. But I gotta get home, man. I got
soccer playoffs tonight, going for the championship. The box Boys
will be in attendance tonight at seven fifteen as we
go to raise the trophy. We are trying to get
some hardware, trying to be named champions. After making a
(39:07):
run through the bracket, winning two games and one night
last week, we have advanced tonight. The team we played
tonight they beat us in the regular season, so we
are out for some revenge.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Well, I gotta get out of here because I'm gonna
get spanked. We had a Morgan Wallens song played twice
in twenty minutes. Oh so suits and mustaches are about
to bend me over and spank me a hot one.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Dang. And I mean I thought I was gonna come
in with some amazing stories from the celebrity softball game
Folds of Honor. Let me just tell you what happened, Ray,
We don't have rights to any of that storytelling. No, no, no,
that's what happened. We got smoked. Our team got absolutely destroyed.
I mean it was like nineteen to five. I set
it off air to Kevin.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
I said, I'm not gonna play in it to pop
up twice to the shortstop. There's no high and there's
no low. It's just completely pointless to playing those games.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Michael Chandler hit two bombs? Was it dude training?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
I mean, unless you're training, you're on steroids. You're an
amazing frame. You're not getting the exit velocity to freaking
hit a home run into baseball.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
They didn't hit it out of the park. You just
hit it inside the park home run.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
You made my point.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Let's see who else was good on their team. I
mean everybody on their team. Adcock he could rip, really
he could rip, and he was fast.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Hey, guys, we're gonna play at a baseball stadium. Not
move the fences in, not even put up a makeshift
home run fence, and you're gonna go play softball but
on a baseball field. So the coolest thinger you to
do is pop it up to center field. You want in, No,
I'm good, or you can get yelled at by Caane
Brown because you decide to go instagram Live for the
sore Losers Nation. Oh cool, So Caine Brown's gonna yell
(40:49):
at me just doing something for fun on a Tuesday night.
I'll pass. Thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah. Jay Cutler was on the other team. Jordan Davis,
I mean they had nothing but athletes. Dude played softball
at Alabama. She was on their team. I mean, it
was just like, what do we I mean, it was
we had no shot.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
And then also, props, I saw that you guys were
the Bobby bone Shill players position number fourteen and fifteen
in lineup. Does our representatives not ever push for us
to maybe get a little top order?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah, And that's what I'm saying, Like, you lose the
enthusiasm when you're way down there.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I mean, dude, you were below the dugout worker, Like,
what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (41:25):
I mean, no, off, it's the black rifle coffee. I mean,
but why are they way up there? Like third and
I'm like, really that.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
I saw you and Morgan bottom feeders.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I'm glad I didn't play nice. I can't wait for
my one at bat. Oh the third and maybe the seventh,
great all pass. Yeah, I got up in the third shot,
you're proving my point. I got up in the seventh there.
I just called it. What am I a baseball guy
or what? And I made the last out of the
game in the ninth. There's no If Morgan got up
(41:59):
in the third and the seventh, there's no benefit. So
by the time it's the third inning and you have
not hit yet. You're like, oh my gosh, like you
lose a little bit of enthusiasm, Like I would love
to be right in the thick of it in my
and I felt like, our team, we'll take a break.
Let me tell you about our team. We'll take a break.
We're right back. Our team just wasn't as fun, Like
(42:22):
it wasn't as much like standing outside the dugout joking,
like laughing. Uh were the other team. They were all
outside the dugout, hanging out, you know, chilling, like all
around each other. Us We're all just spread out in
the dugout. No one was standing up top nothing. And
I did Javandre sweat, Devandre swe whatever. The guy the
(42:42):
Titans is Ray No. He's a big dude, de tackle tackle.
I looked him up with Morgan, huge dude. Uh. He
went to the University of Texas and on Monday was
the game, and on Sunday is when we had eliminated
UH Texas from baseball. So as I went so as
I went up to bat, he was standing right over
there kind of on the ondeck circle with the other team,
(43:03):
and I gave him the horns down and he's like,
look at him. Like what in the world. And so
then I ripped it to left center and as I'm
running to first, I gave him the horns down. Then
I rounded first, went the second. I said, oh, I'm
gonna go for three, got thrown out a third. But
later I talked to him. He's like, don't tell me
(43:24):
you're some boomer sooner, dude, are you? And I was like, nah, man,
I went to Ugsa. We beat your ass in baseball,
and you probably don't even care about baseball. He's like, no,
not really, man.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
He probably respected though you knew he went to Texas.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Yeah, and he was like, it was nice meeting you.
I was like, nice meeting you. Man.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
He's like, hey, man, but that was like fifteen years ago,
like I got a wife and kids now, I don't know.
It was college football. He's like, but baseball.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
He's only in the second year, man, so he gets it.
He's still young and understands the rivalry. But besides that,
there was nothing exciting, like they beat us so bad.
The crowd was kind of like, all right, this is
kind of Moore.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
I would assume, dude, I should be no stredonmous I
literally predicted what was gonna happen. Nothing exciting, no highs,
no lows. They got to do something. You got to
make home runs a thing. The crowd's got to be involved.
I don't care. Have a have Dirk's, Bentley's Bar, Gar's Bar.
You get a bunch of restaurant workers. Yeah, spice it up,
you get some booze. You make it on a Saturday,
(44:17):
a Tuesday night, and everybody sits in baseball dugouts and
they don't move in the fences. No thanks.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Yeah, And I will say that like Jake Cutler, it
was terrible at pitching. Terrible he was pitching. He was
pitching for their team. Yeah, and he was just low
and putting spin on it, and it was always outside
you know what I mean, Like you couldn't. I mean
it was just like like you're supposed to, Like, I know,
you want to win, but you want people to see
big hits. You're supposed to loft it right over the plate.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
I think he was Charles Eston. I want to say,
last time I play, No, that was Riley Green throwing
it fifteen feet in the air with spin. Bro make
this church softball. I'm give me the biggest, fattest pitch ever,
so I can try to hit it past first. I mean,
you hit it like it's just slipping and sliding all
over the bat. It's just a terrible look.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah, I mean I understand you want to win. It's competitive,
but it was just like, man, but I had Delaney
Walker and Keith Bullock X Titans as my coaches. They
were fun. They were funny.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
No social media presence for Sore Losers Nation though.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Yeah, man, like I said, there wasn't much excitement.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
You still gotta be there. You're with the players. Man,
we didn't get one post.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I apologize.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Man, if feeling things was there, they would have posted
twenty times with produced videos. I'm sorry, feeling yourself or
whatever that thing was. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
I apologize, I do. It was bad. I mean it
was fun. I still loved it, but it was kind
of I mean, it was just antikabatic because they they
killed us from the jump. Any Sore Losers Nation there,
you get recognized more big show or Sore Losers Nation. Uh,
that night, I was probably a big show.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Ray actually wasn't recognized.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
No, No, that's probably a big show. No one called
me coach the whole night, which was a little disappointing.
No one said coach, so that kind of coach.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Did your penn have the cap on it the entire
night or that sided autograph? No.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
I took a lot of selfies, man, a lot of selfies,
but no one was saying coach. Seeh it was a
rough night, man, it's a rough.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Night from a sore losers nation, lunch bogs.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
They're like boom. But yeah, but Cutler's kid. He was
warming up with Cutlor before the game. He's got a
hose on him. Dude. He can throw the ball a
long way and he looks young. He looks like maybe ten.
Was he playing or just warm and Pops warming up?
Pops Cavalary make it there. No, I don't think they're talking, man. Yeah,
ray our.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Hangars were out, same kid, different marriage.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
No, I don't think she was there, man. I don't
think she's really supporting what he does. I don't think
she supports his endeavors. But yeah, thanks for folds of honor.
But uh yeah, next year will be better.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Man. I played in one with Jake Cutler in twenty eighteen,
and he's still doing it seven years later.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Thank god.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
I knew when to hang it up.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
No, No, he is the first year back. He hadn't
been He hadn't been to a celebrity game in a while.
He hadn't been there. This is his first one.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
What was his celebrity status?
Speaker 1 (47:15):
He was the cap No, he wasn't even the captain
of the other team, but he was their pitcher.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
But like wats his claim to fame.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
His name's Jay Cutler. He played in the NFL growing up.
Cavalari or something, Laguna Beach, Not sure, mom, but terrible picture,
terrible But I think some of our guys on our
team were getting little frustrated as we were losing, a
little frustrated. But what can you do?
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Well?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
You said it was stacked against you, Tom, I mean
it was. We had nothing. We dole. The act was
pretty good, but we've dropped so many pop flies in
the outfield, Like one got hit over my head. Eston
Chip he dropped a Chandler one which gave him an
inside the park home run. Morgan dropped one. I mean
it was But did you guys? Was everybody taking it serious?
(47:57):
Did you have cleats on? No?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Pretty sure. When I played with Caine he had cleats.
He was calling me off on balls. There would be
a routine ground ball into the outfield, which you just
throw it in and he would cut in front of
me and grab it to throw it in. I mean
there's two people, two kinds of people who play those games. Yeah,
somebody's got to acts to grind and I'm just there
to have some fun. Like Cane, we good, buddy.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
I think you could bring in some people that are
there to have more fun because there's people that are
showing up with three different bats and it's like, what
are we.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Doing well that we knew from previous years. Some of
those guys get together and they're in leagues and they've
played before.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Yes, that's what you do. Find out some of these
Nashville artists playing leagues on Wednesday nights. Uh, and they
can rake.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
It's a different lifestyle, different lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
But it was fun. It was a good time. I
got the last out of the game, but that's okay.
I had beers with Delaney Walker. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
He's got a barn Domnium.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Did you know that?
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Yeah? How did you know that? Instagram? He did a
tour of it, some ten million dollar barn Domnium and
what's in that barn? Massive? Massive? But the thing is,
they're not all they're cracked out to be. But what
is a barn is at his house? Yeah, it's like
probably a basketball corps. You got a TV area, a
huge fireplace, you got probably shuffle board, pickleball.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Did you know he has thirty thousand chickens?
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Makes sense?
Speaker 1 (49:24):
Thirty thousand chickens.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
The problem with that stuff is though the bigger it
is doesn't make it better. The TV room, all that
sound goes up your voices. You could be talking to
me right like this, I wouldn't be able to hear
what you're saying. All that sound goes up showers. The
second you get about bigger than your arms, gets colder,
gets colder, you get a shower room. This big garth
(49:47):
had one knocked it down, freezing cold. The water can't
even keep you warm.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Very interesting, So why do you need a big shower?
Speaker 2 (49:56):
I mean, I mean you have even watching the Didy trial.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Oh sorry, then think about that. But I will say, hey,
the lady walker, that's a big human. Yeah that needs
a barn too many him that is a big human,
big dude. Yeah, Devondre sweat big human. And then you
had the one guy sitting right behind the dug Gy, Hey, hey,
can you go get me Taj Spears because Taj Spears
(50:24):
was a coach with the other team with Devandre Sweat,
and I was like, what, he goes, I need to
ask him how his injuries healing because I got him
in Dynasty. I need to know if I need to
keep on keep ahold of him.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
What were you the runner? Huh?
Speaker 1 (50:36):
So I went over to Taj and I'm like, hey man,
this guy over here, he wants to talk to you
about fantasy football. I mean, you want to know what
players probably hate the most, it's talking about fantasy football.
And so I go get him and he's like, hey man,
how are you holding up? And Taj said, don't you worry.
I'm gonna get you a lot of points this year.
And he goes, all right, and he goes, but first
you gotta take up that nasty ass lion's hat. The
(50:57):
guy goes, I'm not taking off. He goes, then trade me.
Then the kid took the hat off and he was like,
now you can keep me on your team.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
That's fun. That was fun. That was actually probably the
best part.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
That was probably the best part.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
So he actually listened to you and went over to
the fan. Yeah right, he's pretty coachable.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
Yeah, I mean he really had nothing else and he
was just standing there hanging out.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
I mean he's our number one no Pollard.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah, this was probably not our number one podcast.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Though maybe the thing it's funny with Wayne D coming in,
dude kicking us out.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Yeah, I have no idea. It was Monday's better. We
got to side, which.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Was way better.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
This thing was terrible, Okay. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
The first segment was amazing, but I don't know then
how we can think it was gonna be good. After
a three minute segment. Wayne D's got his fist at
the window.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
He's yelling at us. Let's see you went an update
in the game. Let's see where we're at. All the
Rockies gonna win three in a row into six. They're
up three to nothing. It is over, folks, they are.
There's no way the Marlins to score four runs in
three innings. Wow, break up the Rockies. Alright, that's all.
Oh it's bottom of the seventh man still three nothing?
(52:04):
All right, we gotta go. Do you have something on
my computer? I don't know, honey. My wife's texting me.
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