Lunchbox Reveals BabyBox #3's Gender

Why does Lunchbox hate the Yankees so much, Ray thinks that his nephew Boomer is getting scouted by a baseball recruiting agency and Eddie thinks he can be a UFC announcer. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You might as well just do the whole damn thing. Yeah, okay, okay,
that works, that works all right, boys, I'm heading it. No,
I'll do it live. I can do it live. I
don't care that he's on the phone. Oh but one
sore losers. Well, coach, you're on the phone, you might

(00:23):
as well start it. What up, everybody? I'm munch Box.
I know the most about sports, talking to the sports
fact my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports
What's up? Everyone? I'm Eddie and I know the least
about sports, But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher.
Don't know the who's, what's, what's, who's in the what's

(00:43):
and the who's who's. But Dan, the Cowboys are good
this year. You're one mistake away from being off the show.
What's up? Y'all? It is Sissan, Ray Mundo, him and
Alpha Male from the North. I live on the West
side of Nashville with Bazer, my wife. I love her.
We do enjoy being married very very much. Guy, and
real quick a shout out to Eduardo Sanchez. This is

(01:05):
for you, buddy. How much was that free lunch over
to you? Okay, look right, I mean Ray is so shady, Eddie,
like he he is charging Okay, so he got that
hundred dollars from that one guy, right, And hey, Lunch,
did you get anything in your Venmo from that? No?

(01:25):
I didn't get any Vinde I can. I can hold
onto it, just like Lunch holds the Venomo money. No,
the Venomo money is for fantasy football. So I pay
out at the end of the year. There is no
payout for this. There is no winner. It's a cash
payment for a service. Then Ray is sitting there telling people, Oh,

(01:46):
I think that day's booked, but if you pay a
little extra, I can get you on that day. Somebody
tried to low ball us and they're like, hey, can
I give you twenty dollars? And so I was like,
let's just hold off on that one. And so that
is what I pushed off. We do have a sponsor
for Friday because we're a special location. So I went
ahead and secured that. But that is strictly business, Eddie.

(02:07):
Do you want to talk about the special Friday show?
I don't. I want to talk about why twenty dollars
wasn't good enough for you and what did you tell? No, No,
here's what we need to talk about we've got to
quit charging people to say shop. We we can't be
doing that. It's sound so crazy and stupid. Well, Coach,
we did first for a week because, first off, people,
he's not charging people. People are offering him to do it.

(02:29):
I'm not opposed to it, Coach. What I'm opposed to
is him not splitting the money. No, I'll split it, guys.
You can trust me. It's been like three days. Calm down,
so let me just finish um. Sponsored by Sanchez Lawn
and Landscape Solutions, Quality service at a great price. Located
in Warren, Franklin County, Missouri. Thank you, Eduardo Sanchez. Good

(02:52):
luck to you and the boys and the business boys
over to you. How much of that run him? That's
the going rate. That's why we don't do the twenty anymore.
That's Oh my god, Oh my god. Don't act like
you don't need the money. Dude. You're freaking running an
orphanage over there, did I am? I'm running an orphanage.
I got three kids now and it's rough there. Let

(03:13):
me tell you I'm back home right now visiting the
two kids, and then I will be heading back to
the hospital. Your wife's still at the hospital. We are
still at the hospital. We are not getting out until
at least tomorrow. They did the the Billy Reuben or
belly Reuben. I don't know how you say Billy Ray Cyrus. No,
not Billy Ray Cyrus. They wouldn't a harder. Is Billy Reuben,

(03:36):
Billy Billy whatever, Billy club I don't know. And so
I have to the The kid has to be under
the lamp for twenty four hours. Hopefully the Billy Reuben
will go down, so we don't get to come home today.
So I'm just here visiting the kids. He's under a
lamp like a convenient store burrito. Yeah, what, but you

(03:57):
got a snut? You need me to wipe this nut? Here?
Great out, I'm here. I'm here, coach. I thought your
parents were there. Why are you dealing with snot? I mean,
are you breastfeeding him? Because I gotta come home and
see the kids. Man, they missed me, you know what
I mean, Like when you're gone for two days, they
think you left. And so all right, I lay down. Yeah,
I mean I missed my dad too, But guess what,

(04:17):
he had trees to cut and he was out Lumberjack
that coach who combs his hair when you're not there,
who takes a shower with him. Come here, let me
give you your tenth kiss of the day. Hey, we
did something? Meal trained? Anyt we have you been getting
free food? Wow? And on the podcasts, whose idea? Eddie?

(04:44):
What um? Lunch box? I mean? Who oh? We lost
the ball together? Abby? We lost him? Hey, Abby, this
is lunch I guess I actinually hit me? Okay, told
anybody about that hotel? You coach? Did that? Did I
tell you the news? Pregnant? You're having a baby, already

(05:12):
had a third baby. I don't need a fourth right now.
I'm a little tired, like I'm telling you what so
I mean the I guess he made the announcement on Twitter? Then, right?
I mean, what did you do? I have no idea.
I mean, I'm just trying because the baby wasn't born
the last podcast of this podcast, he's born. The baby
is born. Yeah, but it's written in this code or

(05:32):
something like baby box three is here and that's all
everybody's guessing if it's a boy or a girl. You know,
when he's an announced that the time of birth, the name,
When are those announcements. Are we going to get any
of that information. I have no idea when that's going
to be announced. I'm just trying to get the baby
home from the hospital right now. That's all I'm concerned
about right now. I'm not concerned about is it a boy?

(05:52):
Is it a girl? Like? Maybe I'm gonna let the
baby choose its own gender. Like, I'm not gonna put
labels on it. Do that? What this is what society
is about? You want to put labels on everybody? What
if I'm just gonna say, hey, baby, you're a baby,
you decide if you're a boy or girl. Baby Box
three is by Sportual Coach Guys. I know we don't

(06:14):
want to talk about it now because there are other
bigger issues at hand. But my nephew got an email
from a website that's a national recruiting prospect. They make
it seem like they recruited my nephew. But I want
to know if any of our people out there have
actually put their kid through this. They're supposed to help
with the recruiting process to colleges, and they probably come

(06:35):
to your home city video stuff and then send it
out to a bunch of colleges hoping that you get
picked up and you pay them. So I'm just wondering
is it legit? We can talk about it later in
the show, Eddie, have you gotten these emails yet? Is
this for sports? Yeah, so I guess we can talk
about it now. But Boomer got an email. It's from
National Prospect I D. And it's these ex guys that

(06:55):
used to play college sports. They know how to get
to college and be an athlete, so they are trying
to help kids. And you pay twenty five fifty seventy
five hundreds of dollars and and they're going to help
you then get into schools. It is a legit website,
but are you paying a thousand dollars for just a
small chance at getting a better look at from colleges coach?

(07:17):
It sounds like it's just a legit business of people saying, hey,
we can help you increase the chances of you going
to play sports in college. So I don't think there's
a guarantee. They may just send it out to everyone
that plays sports, which is what I told my sister.
I said, I bet you're on a mailing list. It's
almost like spam, So it's not like, did somebody recruit

(07:39):
my eighth grade nephew? Probably not. It's what I told her,
probably not, it said Tristan Boomer. Boomer has been identified
as a college baseball prospect. He's thirteen years old. Now
you've seen him play, though, and I mean you played
ball back in the day. What are you seeing him?
I mean, he's got a lot of work to do.

(08:00):
Not to segue already to the game last night, but
I didn't see I don't see Garrett Cole or Eduardo
Velasquez in Boomer. Boomer's got a lot of work to do.
So for them to say he's already been recruited, they
just said, I think they just mailing list people hopefully
get some bites. I mean, what are they gonna come do.
Let's let's go. We're boy, We're taking you to college

(08:20):
to introduce you to coaches. They really do that now.
But you know what they do do, and this is
something that I thought about doing earlier in my career
when I was just doing video for the news. They
would they can create highlight videos for your kid. That's
actually good advice, right. So I saw TikTok video the
other day where these guys were getting going into high
school games, high school football games, and the principle comes

(08:41):
down and says you're not allowed to be here, like
you gotta get out of here. And this this agency,
yeah there's not the one you're talking about, but the
TikTok videos. These guys like they're trying to not let
us into into the games for us to do our job.
And what they do is they shoot video of these
certain players that they think are really really good. Then
they sent him to all these call edges and take
a percentage of whatever, you know, deals that they get. Gotcha.

(09:06):
So if Boomer did well, there's no you don't sign
a deal when yeah, they make money in college and
outcut paid. Thank you, coach. I see that bones has
one with the Williams kid from Arkansas. I understand, n
I l s. I understand non fungible tokens coach, not
the same thing. But if any of our losers out
there have gotten these emails for their kids, if you

(09:28):
got kids in the middle, well tell me, have you
guys actually seen some traction from colleges or have you
just been funneling twenty five dollars a month to have
some profile on a website? That really doesn't do anything,
because Boomer needs to know if he's if that's what
he needs to do to further his baseball basketball career.
And I'll hang up and listen on that. Guys. Thank you,

(09:50):
lunch over to you for the baseball. Here's here's the
here's the thing. Right rivals dot com right or rivals whatever.
Those all those webs if you don't pay to be
on them, they go and see those recruits. They're like, damn,
that kid is really good, and they put them up
and they rank them themselves. They don't those kids don't
pay that website to put them up. But if you

(10:11):
go to this website, it's National pid p i D
dot com and I mean it's the most legit looking
website I've ever seen, like it actually could help springboard
kids to play college sports. But you can make any
website look cool. Why don't we make one? We don't
have the budget. National what National p i D because

(10:33):
it stands for National prospect i D Reviews and it
says they create a player i D, which is kind
of what rivals does. You get verified that you're an
actual athlete in college in high school, and then they
connect you with college coaches like, hey, you're on the
right path. Hey man, let's get the grades up a
little bit. Hey man, we're really looking at you. Otherwise
you really don't find out that crap til senior or

(10:54):
you're already at the school trying to walk on. So
I guess this just gets the process started. But you
definitely pay some cash lunch. What is the what's the
procedure of this thing? Like standard procedure of trying to
get coaches to look at this student. Um what, Like
my my father in law, when my brother in law
was in high school, he was a really good basketball

(11:15):
player and he sent I mean this is back before
you know YouTube and all that, but he would send
VHS tapes. He would record highlights and games and he
would edit them and then he would send them to
the coaches, Like he would personally sit there in mail
tapes to the coaches. I have never I've never heard

(11:36):
of this kind of website where you pay them to
go get it. But I've never known stud athletes that
are going D one. Usually they just get recruited and
I've never heard of paying someone though. That's just weird.
I also clicked on their Instagram and I guess they
got a kid to go play at Gardner Webb University

(11:57):
waiting Daniel and the picture of Daniel he has six likes. Yeah,
good one, guys, I mean, coach. It's it's a it's
a startup. It's a startup. They're trying to start their business.
I think it could eventually be a good business. But
they need to recruit people to join this website so
that maybe eventually they will be UH a legit website

(12:19):
that helps people get into college National prospect underscore i
D find the right thick for colleges. You send your
online player i D directly to the coaches at those schools.
There isn't a magic camp, showcase their tournament out there
that will get you recruited. Nothing beats sending your completed
online player i D directly to college coaches. So all

(12:42):
they're doing is emailing coaches for you. Guess what you
have the Internet, You can email the coaches just the same.
They can help you in baseball, basketball, football, golf, ice hockey, lacrosse, soccer, softball, tennis,
track and field, wrestling, volleyball, rowing, keep going. There's more

(13:02):
chess team. It's the only ones I have. But also
My thing is this, did you do you think somebody
from this recruiting agency actually saw a boomer? It's not
a recruiting agency, or do that? How do they get
how did they get boomers? Parents? Email and I will
hang up unlessen easy easy. They call the league's up
and they email every single kid in the league because

(13:25):
they don't think those kids are going pro or going
to college. They think, Okay, these parents are dumb enough
that they'll pay me the hundred dollars a month, and okay,
if they don't get recruited, all that just means they
weren't good enough. Look, coach, I don't think it's a scam.
It's a legit business. But they are banking on all
these little hundreds of dollars that people are gonna pay
when maybe one person is going to get accepted to

(13:46):
Garner Web. But they are though emailing because they say
they have the connections to the coaches, like the Urban Myers.
You know they don't. Well, I mean Urban Meyer. You
just go to the bar and put up on there.
He got his ask Hey freaking Cayman, Nebraska boys. They
finally got the name of that chick. I said that
the other day I wondered why that name hadn't come up.

(14:08):
What was her name? Canan Cayman, Nebraska. That's her name.
She was a Ohio State graduate. So it's just crazy
how they happened, you know, I don't know before no no, no, no, coach,
they were having dinner and then they noticed there was
a group next door at a bar that wanted to
take pictures with him. That's it. Did you make that up?
Is that what we're saying? That's what he said here.

(14:29):
Let me let me go over these um testimonials. Thank
you so much for all your help over the past year.
It has been a great learning experience and drastically helped
get my name out there. With that being said, I
just recently committed to buck Now University. That was a
quote from parents of a softball athlete. You don't think
you would put the athletes' name. I would love somebody

(14:51):
on there to be like, UM, I use your recruiting agency,
and right now I'm at um Tennessee State can undergrad
and I don't play sports because you're website. But I'm
also down two thousand dollars, So let me know when
the coach is gonna call all hang up and listen.
I got one. It's a father of a men's lacrosse athlete.
This one should be good. My son loved playing lacrosse,

(15:13):
but he was more focused on getting his business degree.
And p I D helped my son find the right
fit both academically and athletically, and I can't thank them
enough for it. Wow, So the agency helped him realize
he didn't want to play sports. It turns out that
this guy is not playing the cross anymore. I can't

(15:35):
believe how easy you guys made the recruiting process for
my son. Thank you, father athlete. You think they just
made these testimonies. I'm gonna make one up right now. Um,
this website really helped me play basketball at my local
y m c A you mother gers. I didn't never
sign with the college you sons up. Oh, I have
a good one here, mother of a woman's volleyball athlete.

(15:58):
I signed my daughter up another recruited network before switching
to and p I D. By far, you guys are
the best. Your help will never be forgotten. Anything like
that doesn't do anything. No, I don't know if you
have big recruits that you land into big universities, you
would put their name there, you would put their picture.

(16:20):
You would say, hey, look what we got. You know,
Jayson Tatum, we got him into Duke. Duke was not
looking at him until he came to in p I
d I don't know, right. I think it's just a
it's a numbers game. It's sort of they send out
thousands of those hoping they get a couple of hundred
back and that's how they make their money. Dude, we
should act like we're an athlete and we're trying to

(16:40):
get into a college and just and pay the money.
And we send them videos of us, like in the
back alley, me throwing the football to you and stuff. Hious, dude,
I got a nerve football on launch hit to you
and lunch running routes. I'm blocking it. I'm blocking it
from lunch. Hey, brother, there's a homeless guy in the alley.

(17:03):
Hey watch my beer. Brother. That's really funny. I mean,
I just wonder, yeah, because I don't know, I don't
see anything, and maybe this is a legit thing. Maybe
it does help people, but yeah, I don't know. It
seems like they just fish for hundreds of people and
maybe they get one of scholarship. But they tried the

(17:24):
other people, but I don't know. But tell Boomer to
sign up so we can know if it's yeah, coach,
tell Muffy to spend the money. Who cares well? I
thought maybe as a little Christmas president, I would do
it for Boomer and then we can be one of
the uncles that does the testimonials about that college baseball prospect.
Uncle love, coach, you have a lot of extra money
from your season gear and your cameos, your shout outs

(17:48):
on the show, shout outs. You guys are also partnered
in that, so remember money. I don't understand what it
means by get verified, Like, what what does verified have
to do with? Like? What do you mean get verifying?
All I gotta do is play football. I'm very like,
what who what do you verifying? I was thinking to
get verified. Thing is, once you do that, then they

(18:08):
call your whatever high school and make sure you're an
actual high school student, so before they talk to the colleges,
they know you're legit. On the back end. In Boomer's case,
it's the middle school, got it. They're like, um, yeah,
and a ganti middle school? What what you're asking about him?
Is he? What is he? Is? He? A lunch money.
Did you say he needs the meal? Yes? Can I

(18:29):
talk to coach Smith? He's teaching history, right? Who is this? What?
Did you see a gum on your shoe? Your student
was disobedient? No? No, no, we're recruiting agency. We need
to make sure he plays sports. We need to talk
to boomer. Are you are you talking about gym class? Yeah?
They were playing kickball today. What else do you need
to know? No? No, no? Does he play baseball after
school with a jersey on? Is he part of the team?

(18:50):
I don't know. Man, The kind of the whole thing
kind of sounds fishy, but I'm glad we brought it
up there trying uh the store losers Nation. If you
guys could bring that up on the Facebook page, Muffy
would love to read those comments. Uh concerned parents and
uncle just trying to not get scammed. And we'll hang
up and listen. I wish I had more insight. I
wish I had more insight, right, but I don't have

(19:11):
kids at age. And so my kid just got an
email that just got born and it said, are you
a prospect to be a water polo star? Well, yeah,
he just got born. He's probably gonna be water Polo Star.
That's how the Yeah, well, here's the picture. Hold on, honey, smile.
I got a verified to baby box three. What's what's

(19:34):
the scenario look like at your house? Like what's going on?
Like your parents still there at the hospital or no,
my parents are in my hat. Well, right now, my
dad is lost because he doesn't know how to use
uh like a map quest or anything on his phone,
a GPS, MapQuest coach. Well, I don't know what what
what app is called on the phone maps. I guess

(19:54):
it's just called map append the grocery store and I
wrote out, take a left, right, go down. It's on
your right hand side when you're leaving the parking lot.
Take a left, come down, take a left, blah blah blah. Well,
he calls me about twenty minutes ago, right when we
were starting the pot He's like, all right, I'm leaving
the grocery store. But it says some street and I said, well,
then I don't know what street you turned on. It
goes well, I turned right out of the grocery store,

(20:15):
and I said, okay, but it's only a couple of
miles down the road and it's been in twenty minutes
and he ain't back, so no no telling where he is.
Last time he went to home depot, he was gone
for three and a half hours. He saw buck Buck
on the way home inside of stop giving beer. Speaking
of bock Bock, we went there. What did you do?
So I got a little crazy and while but yeah,

(20:37):
we were at bock Bock. Um. The whole thing was
they didn't believe that the place was actually called back
Box because outside of it it's called Lakeside Lounge. But
I went there, talked to the bartender. I look like
an expert because he goes, yeah, it's called bock Bock
when we serve food, but right now it's called Lakeside Lounge.
So everybody's like, how did you know the secret name
of this place? And I'm like, I don't know. Lunch

(20:57):
discovered at one time on the east Side. But yeah,
we went there. Than we bar hopped around to all
those places. They're all pretty dead on a Saturday. I
mean every place we went into is just our group. Me.
Do you know what did you like that upside down
place or whatever? Dude, I have been in the final
place that I was at because I was a little
boozed up. Don't really remember too much and I was

(21:18):
upside down, but yeah, I mean a lot of them do.
They had the velvet rope and stuff, but there was
nobody there. So like there was a couple of chicks
sitting at this one like not this isn't Box Box.
This is in that area that kind of that district
of East Nashville. There was like a roped off area
and I go, oh, cool, can we sit here? And
they're like yeah, I mean they haven't roped off, like

(21:39):
it's all exclusive, but there's not even people here. So
we just went behind the velvet rope and sat in
these tables. The house. He he just drove right by
the house, like he's never been here. Your mom, Yeah,
my mom's here. And guess what, Eddie, she's got you
on the right booth today. There she is. Tell her

(21:59):
and said, hi, yeah, and I missed you on the right.
Move Ray on the left move. Well, he might be
near box Box. He's wearing the T shirt coach. Yeah,
if you're wearing the store Losers t shirt shot store
Losers dot com. We only got limited quantity left before
they're gone forever. But I didn't hate new gears. I
did have. I had bock box yesterday. See, it wasn't

(22:20):
on a Saturday at two pm. It wasn't open. We
couldn't even orders on the weeknds. I told you this
every day. It's Monday through Friday, eleven to three pm.
That is the only time he said that this is true.
I can. I don't know how many times I gotta
tell you that I know. Well. I wish I had listened,
because in person, it was a little bit of a
confusion not being open and me telling them it was open.

(22:45):
Oh man, but hey, did you guys watch the Yankees
los last night? Coach? I saw the first inning, I
placed that zero run bet and then one of the
red Sloughs dude hit a two run homer. Yeah it
was great, wasn't it. Let me tell you, it puts
me in a good mood when the Yankees lose. Why
why do you hate them so much? Why why do

(23:08):
I hate them so much? Because they I feel like
they do it. I mean, they just spend all the
money in the world. Okay, there's my dad driving back by.
Oh he found it. Good job, Okay, he pulled up
from the house. Good job. I just think they spend
so much money and they're just trying to buy bye
By and they don't do it the right way and

(23:28):
they lose, lose, and it's just funny. It's just fun
to watch them lose because they think they're gonna win
every single time and they don't. It's just great. It
makes me feel better about life. Hey, and uh, John
Carlos standing hitting that home run the first thing that
wasn't a home run, it was it was first oh first, Yeah,
you want to hear this? Uh, the TV announcer. Yeah,
the TV guy had no idea what was going on

(23:50):
when he hit the monster. Yeah, dude, it was jack.
Everybody and their brother thought it was a home run.
But I mean, if you're John Carlos Stanton, you should
probably would beyond a doubt run, but then realize it's
a home run if it is. As as the announcers,
you need to play back. You can't just get on
it being a home run, because what if it's not,
You're gonna look stupid. Here's the radio guy. The TV
guy was just as bad. TV guy was like, that's

(24:11):
gone home run? Oh my, what it's not. Here's the
radio guy. He was equally bad. Goes keep left. It
is high? That is far? Is god out of a ballpark?
A stand Tonian home run? Now? What did what did

(24:32):
I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's in
first base? It was a base ship. He could a
hole through the green monster, but you gotta hit it
above the whatever thirty ft wall? What did I see
you wrong? That guy sounds drunk. It might be his
final year on the radio. What hold on on my glasses?

(24:56):
What did I see? Why is he not running around?
I would have got the wait, where's my where's my beer? Oh?
That was a home run. He's on the first What
happened here? What? I haven't been here? A coach? Even
the camera man thought it was a home run, like
I think. I think he fooled everyone because the camera
guy was showing the sitco sign. Dude, and you thought,

(25:18):
you what you did? End up losing the bat because
then the Boston hit a two run homer, but you
lost the beat twice? You thought, yeah. I first I
thought I lost the first and then it was a single,
like alright, good? But then then I think it was
um Xander Bogart's hits the home run and then the
next batter gets struck out. I'm like, dang it, like
one freaking batter away from winning that ten dollar bat

(25:40):
on it. Yeah, coach, I mean it was. It was
a wild card playoff game. I'm sure the pictures were
gonna be freaking firing early, easy, easy, no runs for
the first three inch. So that means tonight you should
put on it. Who's who's playing at night? The Cardinals
and Dodgers. Oh yeah, who's pitching for the Cardinals. Um,

(26:01):
I don't know. I would. I figured with I figured
with Garrett Cole and uh Velaska is whatever, like we
it would be all right. That's why I thought it
was a safe bet. But no, I wasn't. I missed
it by one one batter, coach. Yeah, one batter and
two runs. That's that's a that's a big loss. But tonight,
I'm telling you double up tonight. That's how you do it.

(26:23):
In Vegas. They like it when you double up to
catch up. That's like you make your money. No, No,
that's how they that's how they still conceitos in business.
I gotta double up to catch up, double up to
catch up, And I think tonight is your night. Did
you watch the game yesterday? Or what I mean, how
are you able to watch the game with all the
everything going on in your life? Well, I mean couch.

(26:43):
You're sitting in a hospital room and you're just holding
a baby like it's not the baby can't move or anything,
so there's not really much to do. There's a very
small room, a hospital room, and not much not not
much action going on. So yeah, you just turned on
the TV and let it play. Hey, here's the ESPN
guys jacking up the Stanton home run call judge and
a guy who has struggled by looking. Oh he got

(27:07):
another one. He got another one. No, he sucked the monster.
And Stanton who put it into the whole run trock
thinking the same thing I was is shatisfied with a shoe.
He got another one. He got another one, but not single,
but it hit the monster. I will say, I was

(27:29):
watching a live I thought it was gone, But then
you think about it again. That was just a line
shot rocket. The rocket still has to get a little
air under it or it's gonna be off the wall.
That's exactly what happened. Boys, these announcers, I would do
way better. Yeah, because you gotta play it. You gotta
slow play it every everything you're seeing, you need to
see it before you say it. These guys were saying

(27:51):
it live like, oh that's what we all thought. There
was a home run. You need to go. It's belted.
Who was that hit off the wall? Though it was hit,
it's hard but not hard enough. We'll be back on ESPN,
Sisson and Eddie. I was boring. How would you like it? Lunch?
I mean I like the way the guys get because
when it left the bat, everybody thought it was gone. Okay, okay?

(28:15):
Did you like that? If you're in a car in
New York City, you thought the Yankees were head one
enough because of this idiot goes keep left. It is high.
That is far god out of the ballpark? A Stantonian
home run? Now? What did what did I do wrong?

(28:37):
Why did I see wrong? Hey? When you're a play
by play guy in the venue, you are the eyes
in the ears of the people listening in their cars.
That guy might need to get the eyes check what
you wait? Would you rather hear that? Or would you
rather hear oh? He was tackled at the one. But

(28:57):
wait a minute, why are the fireworks going off? Oh?
You know what? Must be a touchdown? I must have
that difference. You'd rather they assume it's the big home run,
the big touchdown, and then have to play it back
instead of not be excited and then have to try
and build the excitement after being pretty neutral. Yes, I
think I would rather. You'd rather be excited in the

(29:18):
moment and then go in backtrack then be like, oh,
you know you got tackled the one. Actually it's a touchdown. Sorry,
it's a touchdown. A good call, you, I mean, might
need to do play by lunch. Look, look, look like
I think Ray is right. You if you do the
wrong call and then you have you always have to

(29:39):
apologize and like I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I must have
seen that wrong. It's not a home run. But the
other way around, you don't have to apologize because you're
you're saying something better than you thought. Then you initially
said it was gonna be right. The balls up in
the air. It could be short, it could be short.
I don't know if it's gonna make it. Oh, it's

(29:59):
a home it's all run. No apologies. Now the other
way around, it's like it's out of here. It's oh
my goodness, I apologize. That was not a home run,
it's a single. You see the difference one of them
is better than the other. Coach. Yeah, I don't know, guys,

(30:21):
and I may be off base on this one, totally
off base, but it's just for conversational purposes only. I
love when it's a thought out thing. And usually Joe
buck is World Series calls, when it's your big World
Series call, you can tell he's phrased it before. He'll say, uh,
a Championship four something that Ryan um exactly. I love

(30:51):
the ones that you can tell that are just raw,
and like Kurt Gibson when he hit his home run. No,
you're like, yeah, Kurt gives when he hit at home run,
get like a broken leg. The announcer never in his
wildest dreams thought he was gonna have to make a
home run call. So that's when he goes, I can't
believe what I just saw. I mean, that's best put.

(31:13):
But Joe Buckett seems like he's thought out his World
Series calls sometimes because he'll be like a Championship for
the Ages on CBS or that's almost Jim nance. But
it seems like sometimes they script him out at night.
It's like you almost got to do it in the moment.
So for that reason I got to give these announcers
props because they were so caught up in the moment.

(31:33):
You don't like it to be Jim Nance. A masterful
journey by Tiger Woods, a master's unlike any other that
was masterful. We'll be back Tiger Woods a master at
mastering golf. You know what I'm saying. You know who
has the easiest job that I think I can do easily? Easily?
No problem with Bruce Buffer, I mean it, But it's

(31:58):
easiest job until you drink ale too much on a
Friday night and you don't have your voice on a
Saturday exactly. You would blow your voice out in one event,
and he has to do it. And the name pronunciation,
Oh my god, you want to talk about brutal? Oh
come on? And the fifth moms every time you say
his name, come on, cut okay. Now, that is the
most annoying thing. That might be one of my most
annoying things in sports is when Bruce Buffer thinks he's

(32:21):
cool enough that he needs to be fist bumping these
fighters before they fight. I reintroduces his name, he always
goes up there and sticks his fist own like, what up, dude?
Like those guys don't give up two ships about you,
Bruce Buffer. They don't. They really don't. Oh cool, he
thinks he is so cool. Like here's the funny part.

(32:42):
And another guy that thinks she's cool is the cut guy,
you know that puts a little lotion or whatever on
their face. Because here's the thing. I went to a
UFC event in Houston and they had a fan expo
and I was like, what is the fan expo? So
we went. The cut guy had a line down the
just sign autographs. I'm like, who in their right mind

(33:03):
wants the cut guys autograph your right coach? Not me,
not me, but yes, but that's why the cut guys.
So the cut guy probably walks in the ruth Chris
is like, hey, can I get a table for four?
And they're like, oh sorry, we're all booked up. And
does he drop it? I'm cut guy for the UFC

(33:23):
and they let him in. I mean hilarious him and
but Bruce Buffer, he needs to get off his high
horse's time fighting in the red Quarter from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil,
standing at a hundred and forty seven pounds and five

(33:44):
from training out of the Bronx New York. It's Pullo
the Hammer market Fighting, introducing first fighting, cook easy coach.
Come on, give me a break, far get out of

(34:10):
genus Uman and when here's the one thing. The other
thing I hate about the UFC's when they say fighting
out of Coconut for Coconut Creek, Florida via Rio de Janario, Brazil. No, no, no,
if they're fighting out of Coconut Creek, Florida, that's all
you say. You don't need to say via Rio de Janerio, Brazil.
I understand your Brazilian, but if you're fighting out of

(34:32):
Coconut Creek, Florida, you're fighting out of Coconut Creek, Florida.
I don't need the three via via via airplane, train
the bus down to Coconut Creek, Florida. No, you only
get one place, fighting from Murfreesboro, Tennessee via Istanbul Turkey. Dude.
You know what I would do, Hey, when I was
an announcer, I would always hate that if it was

(34:54):
just a big generic city name. So if it's said
Miami or if it's said New you City, I would
just make up like we're there specifically from until they
like called me out and they're like, I'm not from there.
I'm dead serious. I did this so like Miami. If
it ever said Miami, I'd be like, uh, ed guard
from South Beach. I would just name from the Beach

(35:15):
and just like and nobody ever called me out. If
they did, it was maybe one time. Like if they're
from New York, I'd be like from Manhattan, New you
know from. I would always alter it so I wouldn't
go to the big general area. I would narrow it
down to a dope spot. So you know what I'm saying.
That was with what sport basketball. I would do with football,
all of them, but I was most known at basketball. Dude.

(35:36):
I would I would take straight up straight liberties dude.
Uh freaking Chicago. You'd be like, you'd be like Curtis
Jackson from the Big Apple right off Broadway pretty much dude,
like Chicago. I would always narrow that down like Wrigley
from wrigley Ville, Illinois. Dude, until they called me out.

(35:56):
I would always do that random crowd l a. I
would always say so cal whichever was whichever was the
cooler way to say a city. I would roll. You
don't gotta say the via the state name, the zip code,
the area code, like, just say something your right, dude,
my throat hurts. I don't know that. Last and the

(36:17):
other thing I like is when I think it's I
guess it's Monday night football or Sunday. I thought I
can't keep them straight right now, But whenever they players
introduce themselves and the Sundays on Sunday, Monday's, Monday, Thursdays, Thursday, okay, okay,
I didn't remember which one is the players introducing themselves

(36:37):
their school and they say some of them saying uh
murcuson Mill school. I think that's hilarious. I don't know why.
I think it's funny that they don't shut out their college,
but they shot out their middle school, their peewee team.
That's even better. That makes me smile every single time.
They literally can say whatever they want. They don't need
to say anything legit, like I think um was an

(36:57):
Antonio Brown, because you're right, what when did the when
to the Bucks play the Patriots? They played them on
Sunday night falls, so it's sending out football that does it,
and so that Sunday night. So the last one Antonio
Brown did a boom Boomstown University some nicknames. I'm saying,
that's cooler. You don't have to say the exact dictionary

(37:19):
definition of where you're from, Like George Kittle said, tight
End University. Here you go, here's that one. Arizona State
George k University, What right lunch? Isn't that Iowa? I
think so? Yeah? I mean, I think that's that's funny
like that. See, I like the creativity. I don't like
the boring old, you know, but I do like people

(37:39):
say university like it's fun, but it's fun when they
have a little bit of liberty and they kind of
show a little bit of personality. The Sam Rayburn Elementary
Is that where you went? Yeah? Yeah, yeah? Are we
talking about I think I may leave in a pre

(38:00):
show talk, but are we going to talk about Friday
that we did win an award and whoa whoa Friday? Guys.
The podcast is going to be up a little later
on Friday because we have a huge announcement on Friday,
huge announcement and we have to travel somewhere to do
the podcast, and so it's a huge announcement Friday. It's

(38:21):
a big deal. And um, that's all we can say.
About that. It's gonna be beautiful. Thank you for this.
Are you bringing your baby? No, I'm not bringing my babies.
I'm not bringing. Maybe i'll bring Maybe I'll bring the
older two, bring the little one. I don't think I
can bring the little one. I don't think I can

(38:41):
do that yet. I mean, first, first, we gotta get
the little one out of the hospital. Dude, we're we're
still there. I mean maybe, hey, maybe I'll bring toolbox.
Maybe he want or I'll bring hat box. They want
to get on there and talk. Oh yeah, bring hatbox.
That'd be great. I'd love to see her. Would you
like her to sit next to you with a coach.
That's a dream of mine. Yes, Okay, stop stop, can

(39:01):
you imagine? Okay, hey, hey, look, hold on baby, quiet.
Look the chiefs are not as good as you say
they are. Hold on here there sucking right there on
my teeth. All right, Okay, now what I'm saying, I'm breastfeeding.
I'm sorry the baby's hunger. Guys, be a disaster. But yeah,

(39:27):
a special location on Friday, I guess we can announce
it all. It's a it's a local thing that happened.
That was cool. But to the Nation. I think it'll
be a really cool thing. So you guys should definitely
tune in Friday. This is a deep tease. It's a
two day deep tease, but special episode from a special
location because of a special thing we were given, not given,

(39:48):
we were We earned this, We earned this, and I
think the Nation is responsible for this. You know, Ray
thinks that him and be a response well for this. No, no, no, no,
I did not say me. I said I did some
research on this thing that we were given, and I

(40:11):
feel like Bayzer did some work behind the scenes to uh,
I don't know, to maybe promote our show as an
unpaid Friday Friday. I will. I want to hear your theory.
I don't want to hear it now because it will
give it away. I want to talk about it Friday
when we announced this special event, so I want to

(40:34):
hear I want to hear what they did. Okay, lunch Box,
let me ask you this. So so you're able to
meet us there on Friday, right, Yes, I'm gonna meet
you there. You'll you'll be there. We'll do the podcast
from there. It'll probably be up a little late because
we're gonna do it later in the day, way late.
So my question to you is that if you can
go there, why the aren't you here right now? Why

(40:58):
don't you just come over here for an hour and
do the damn podcast instead of doing it over the phone?
Hospitals about two blocks away. God dang it, why are
you yelling at me? I am on paternity leave and
I'm still doing the pot because that's just who I am.
Because it's the last thing I saw on your Instagram.
You're taking a nap. Come on, the wife posted it.

(41:22):
I mean I was tired. I did too. I did
take two naps yesterday. I was worn out. It was
it was a stressful. It's a stressful giving up. You
didn't do anything a baby. I mean I guess. I
guess I didn't have a baby. And that's what everybody says.
How can you be tired? It's still tiring being the
father of the woman that gives birth, right, I mean, Eddie,

(41:43):
I mean, guys, we don't do anything. We we literally
do nothing. I mean, after the woman gives birth, she's exhausted,
wiped out. You know, she created a baby. It came
out of her thing. Why are you sweat so much?
And then I mean you're exhausted. You're like, I need
to take a nap. But you know what, they can't

(42:04):
even sleep because the baby is trying to feed over
and over. You try to have something suck on your
boob all day. Huh, And I'll hang up and listen. Thanks. Yeah,
this baby is a booth sucker for sure. Good not No,
you're sucking on my chips. Stop baby, baby, Look, let
me show you how it's done for the bigger follow

(42:26):
your dad, listen. I mean, maybe maybe I'm weird, but
I was so tired after the birth. I don't know.
But my wife did keep saying, can you believe this
was inside me? Can you believe this was inside me?
I'm like, yeah, I can't believe you were that was
inside you because two other rooms were inside of you
when you before you gave birth. This is a third one,

(42:47):
so it's not any more crazy that this one was
inside of you as it was the other two. But
she has just blown away that this one was inside
of her the other two. She was just like, oh,
we had a baby. I don't understand the difference, dude,
And not really to go with the logistical of the
ages and stuff, man, they are close in age, Bubba. Yeah, yeah,
we're looking at nineteen months apart for each one, between

(43:09):
the first and second nineteen months and the second and
third nineteen months. Oh so you guys time that out
then to be like that? Well, no, we we We
tried to have one earlier this third time, but it
didn't work out, and so that's how we ended up
in nineteen months. It would have been at you know,
me and bad earth Box were about nineteen months apart two.

(43:29):
So I wanted to replicate that because he's very instrumental
in my laugh, because you guys are similar ages, aren't
you a little bit correct? My sister is fifteen months
younger than my brother, and then I am um months
younger than my sister. See there you go. Are you
a little disappointed coach that it's it's not identical to

(43:52):
the model of your family the way you grew up. No,
I'm not disappointed at all. I mean it's pretty close.
They're all going to be in high school at the
same time, middle school the same time, elementary school the
same time. They'll all be around the same age. It's
going to be incredible unless they drop out. Coach, did
you do you know how how seriously, do you ever

(44:13):
think about that any What what if my kids drop out?
Let me tell you I had this. I just had
this conversation with my thirteen year old coach like this
week because his grades aren't aren't great, and I'm telling him, dude,
you have to shape up, like it has to get
increasingly better, Like you cannot be doing things the way
you're doing now because it won't work. And then we've

(44:34):
been working at this. I've been having this conversation within
for weeks. Then finally another test came in it wasn't good.
I'm like, dude, if you don't get better at this,
you could be homeless. And it's really the only way
I can explain it to him. It's the only way
I can explain it to him, Dude, if you suck
at school. When you tell him, he could be homeless,

(44:56):
Like what what does a thirteen year old think about that?
He goes, yeah, oh, I know, I know, I know.
I guess you're right. You're right, I'm gonna do it.
Freaking comedy series. I'm like, Dade, listen, Like, you get
good grades so you can go to a good college,
and then you can get a good job and you
can make a lot of money. All right. If you
don't do that, you're not gonna be able to hold

(45:17):
a job. Because here's the problem, coach. And he may
not want me talking about this, but the problem is
he literally thinks, oh, they said the homeworks due today.
I just don't feel like it. I'll turn it in tomorrow.
And I'm like, dude, if your boss when you're older,
tells you I need this done today and you go,
I think I'm just gonna do it tomorrow, you're fired.
You're fired. You're done, and you will be homeless. That's

(45:38):
what dude. I love the homeless reference because that's what
I do. And I love that you go extreme. You're
not gonna say, hey, you're gonna have a bad job,
break homeless like there's no But you don't understand. If
I told him he's gonna have a bad job, he'd
be like like what, And I'd be like, now, I
gotta think of a bad job. I don't know. Man
Lane Brick mail man coach coach. I wanted to be

(46:00):
a Maleman Mo and Tampa is like do but I
always sometimes I mean, you'll see that I live in
a poor part of town, a little bit and you'll
see some derelics and I'll show Boomer. I'll say, hey, Boomer,
that right there is you in twelve years if you
don't shape And that's like trying to scare him, Like yes,
if you just keep going down a path where you
don't care about this, you don't care about that. I mean,

(46:22):
those people have made a lot of bad decisions. Sure
they got to run down on down luck, but they
make places where they can live, they make food where
they can get. You don't have to live under a bridge.
What if there's other places you can live, but they
just keep choosing the bad route. I can't tell him, coach,
that he's just gonna be a cook at waffle house,
like because then he'll be like, hey, that sounds fun

(46:43):
cooking at waffle house. That's what all be then, And
I mean, like, dang, that's not my point. But that's
actually a fine job, though, Coach, I can't think you
can't think of a terrible job. What's a terrible job
somebody's knowing like labor, I would say, thirteen year old things,
every job that's not a bad job. That's right. You're
not gonna come up with a exactly but what will
scare him homelessness and an episode of Scared Straight, you

(47:07):
know where they take those bad kids to the prisons
and they have the prisoners yell at him and right,
should you need to take your son down to the
bridge and be like this is gonna be you coach?
You mean drop him off overnight? Yes? Can you imagine
them up in the morning. He's like, Dad, I want

(47:29):
to stay m dude. I used the way as the
homeless to motivate my nephew to be And now he'll
always say, can we drive by where the homeless are?
Like no, but he kind of he kind of is
fascinated by them right now. So now he's gonna he's
gonna be cool, be homeless. That's what I'm saying. Kids
will see what you say, and they'll they have amazing
brain power and they'll actually see the good out of that,

(47:49):
and they'll be like, you know what if I go lazy,
super lazy right now, that's the worst that could happen.
That ain't that bad. Look, my my son loves ordering pizza, right,
he loves ordering food. Hey, can we and we go
get some Chinese today? You love that? Right? Well, guess
what bad grades in school. You're not gonna be able
to get any of that food. I mean good. You

(48:11):
may not even have enough money to make a sandwich. Dude, Okay,
my boys were used always. How bad were your grades
in school? Terrible? Terrible, coach, I was telling I was
telling my wife, and I don't tell I tell him. Look,
I didn't get good grades in school, but I worked hard.
I worked really hard. I mean, I don't know whose
fault was it, my my parents, or the school system

(48:34):
or what. I had a learning disability and for some reason,
I just couldn't get good grades in school. I tried hard, though,
and that's important learning disability coach, And we're still going
with them, I guess. I mean, it's not even me,
it's the it's people. It's all the people in the
world that say, you know, you gotta take it seriously.
People do have learning disabilities. I didn't know I had one,

(48:56):
but I guess I do. Who knows. Yeah, it's it's
all about the I think the best thing is that
you can tell the kids it's all about decisions. The
decisions you make now. You got to show them that
that will affect you in twenty years because they don't
think that that far ahead, right, That's what I'm trying
to do. My parents were just worried about me because

(49:16):
I was so late. I didn't I sound like your son.
I feel like I didn't. School was not my thing,
Like I just didn't do anything. Like I mean, I'm
pretty smart, dude, you know, It's just I just didn't.
I didn't apply myself at all. Homework. I didn't have
any homework, and I just I was like, oh, you
know whatever, who cares? And then then later on I'm like,

(49:39):
you know, our grades is really that important. I think
about that now because I look at some of those
people in high school. They made straight as, they didn't
do anything fun, they had no you know, social life,
and now they're just like a high school teacher. When
I could just be a high school teacher, we got
the same grade. I like, don't you think I could
just be a high school teacher and so we'd be

(49:59):
the same. So I had all this fun, they had
no fun, and we would be at the same spot
in Yeah, here's you got lucky. Though similar example, coach
the valedictorian or she was either that or top two.
Windfield was her last name, but Anyway, Martha, she went
It was a chick. She went to school in Chicago. Oh,
this next to Northwestern, you know what. I think she

(50:22):
went to Northwest. Maybe it was a private school very
close to Northwestern, north side of Chicago, because I would
go see her because I was on the south side
of Chicago. Maybe, but no, But anyway, she went there,
and she was so smart. She was valedictorian. She's going
North Chicago. What a career, guys. She went there for

(50:43):
one year. I lasted longer than her, and she ended
up moving back home. And I mean, I where we
come from, there's no blue blossoming businesses. So God knows
what she does now. And she was a valedictorian. I'll
hang up and listen. Well, I got a similar story.
I got a similar story, or there was one that
I was. She the valuatorian. Now she might have been
salutatory and she got beat out by one person. And

(51:06):
I remember her shot. You know, she wasn't very social,
got good grades. She was always in the front of
the class, blah blah blah whatever, and and huh, what'd
you say? And I hadn't thought about her and forever
and then just the other day and my dad calls me.
He's like, hey, do you know so and so? And
I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember her. She was the

(51:27):
valedatorian or no, she was salutatorian. That's right, I do
remember her. Yeah she's really smart. Yeah, she she's really smart.
She's my optometris coach in San Antonio. She runs her
own Optometris. She is the leader there of all the doctors,
like it's her place, and she has four doctors working
under her. That's amazing. I mean there, you ready for
another one? Hit me. This is the point that we're

(51:50):
trying to make. You never know where people are gonna
end up, and the grades maybe don't start that trajectory
because the best grades didn't equate to the best career
or in best lifestyle or whatever. The This chick, she
was a star athlete in our high school. She was
the best girls basketball player in the history of our
school and almost in the history of the Upper Peninsula, Michigan.

(52:12):
The best close, But she was never She played college stop.
She played college basketball, but she was never good enough
to make w n b A. That's why you've never
heard of her. But she played college basketball. Okay, okay,
so amazing athlete. I guess what she does now that
the trajectory was she always had great grades, always great
at sports. What is she doing now? Nope, she is

(52:35):
a tow truck driver. Is there anything wrong with that job? No,
but it's just not very glamorous. It's a dirty job.
Who would have thought that her awesome grades and awesome
athletic prowlists would lead to that? Sometimes and I will
allow me to hang up and listen on that one, Eddie.
Sometimes people choose those careers like they choose that life.

(52:58):
Sometimes people are like, you know what, I'm good at sports,
Like I have this god given talent. I'm really good
at it, but I don't have the passion for it.
I'd rather just drive a toe truck around in toe cars.
And that story that I told was my high school sweetheart.
She was the one that got away. I was like,

(53:21):
you don't remember me? Of course I do think about
her every day. She's like somebody stuck the other day
and she pulled him out. She's the tow truck driver
in town. I was like, hey, hey, just think about this.
That could have been your life path. You could have
been her husband. Here's the thing that That's the crazy
thing about you, right, is because most people that grow

(53:42):
up in a small town, they don't leave the small town.
It's very rare for someone to leave this small town.
My roommate from college, he came from a town with
one stop sign, had a post office and a gas
station mountain that was it. Well, one stop sign doesn't
make sense. There had to have been four Was it
a four way stop, then there would have been four

(54:03):
stop signs, coach, No, it was just a three way
pointless have one stop sign in a town, coach. So anyway,
he luckily he had a girlfriend that went to college
in San Antonio and she was a year older. Because

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then he was like, well, I guess I'm gonna go
to college in Santonio because I have a girlfriend that's
down there, or else he would have never left his
small last town. And then he gets to the big city.
He's like wow. Like his brothers would come visit and
they were so like just nuts. They would wrestle in
the middle of Walmart, knocking crap off shelf, breaking things.
They had never been to a big city in their life,

(54:48):
and it was like a foreign country to him. And
then they see their brother gets out of San Antonio.
They all leave their small town after high school, and
then that small town dies because they don't live there anymore. Wow.
I have the opposite story of that. You know, some
kids moved to New York City and that's what created
New York City. There's this little town by by the
town that I grew up in, and and it was like,

(55:08):
you know, one of those towns that has a high school.
It's one school and it has elementary, middle school, and
high school all in the same build. Yeah, it's it's
like that. It's like that, all in the same you
know building. So the graduating class was like ten. So
if you were you know, the Valdatorian, didn't have to
be very smart, but you finished one in your class,

(55:30):
you were, I mean, you got into whatever school you wanted.
So this dude got a full ride scholarship to the
University of Wisconsin and Madison and he goes and this
is South Texas, I mean, dude, full ride and he
gets except that he goes, and he goes, and he
does one semester there. It's in the winter and it's
too cold, and he says, I can't handle the cold,
so I'm moving back. He got. I mean, he trashed

(55:52):
his scholarship. He said it was too cold. So now
he just lives back on the farm. Yeah, that's what
they do when they leave a school. You've based, you
lose that money, it's done. Yeah, that's what's even crazier
about that. And I remember being like, dude, what are
you doing? Like he's like, no, man, I don't like
it over there. Why not? He's like it's too cold
and my family is all the way down here. Like

(56:13):
that's crazy, but hey, that's what they do. Yeah. There
was a guy that lived in my dorm. He played football.
He got a ownership about a high school somewhere and
it was Division two. It wasn't Division one, but his
Division two. And he went and he went for a
semester and he said, man, it's just too cold. I
couldn't do it. Then he comes then he comes to

(56:35):
UTSA where we don't have a football team. He's living
in the dorm, and I'm just like, do you gave
up a football scholarship and just because it was cold
so you've come to this. And he could play flag
football in the Intermiural League and he was pretty damn
good and he wanted that's all you want to do. Okay,
all right, Santana, whatever you want to do. Man, his
name was Tito Santana, I was just Satana something. I

(56:56):
don't know his last name. I know a guy he
used to coach Division one, moved to Florida, did some
stuff there, then ended up coaching WRE in Florida, then
went to Ohio and Cincinnati something like, and finger blasted
a chick. What is his name? Coach some Meyer? Dude, dude,

(57:18):
did you see the newest video? The newest one shows
he was grabbing some butt. There was the first video
we saw where his arm was in a weird way
next to his legs and his third leg. Well, then
there's another video where he's just straight up grabbing it.
He's definitely playing, he's definitely mixing some records. He was
definitely and yeah, he said they called me urban. Here's

(57:42):
my Oscar Meyer, the biggest middle school joked coach. Thank you,
thank you? Oh my god. Well, I don't know, I
don't know, you know, I gotta get going. I got
something to do here in like five minutes. Okay, Well
we will see Friday. Big announcement on location, huge deal. No,
we're not gonna be in Las Vegas. We are still

(58:04):
ironing out the details. But I'm going to tell you this,
circle January for your calendars. If you're thinking Vegas, I'm
thinking January, January, January. You never check with us, Coach.
I mean, I have a lot of things going in January.
What what date? I don't know. I'm just saying, look
at January. Put a big circle around. January's gonna hopefully
be one of those weekends. Oh boy, circle the whole

(58:26):
month of January. Coach, did you say, Coach, I will
be kissing a guy January one from the nation. I
kissed the guy, and I like, come here, sore losers locks.
Happy New Year man, Oh Dan, New Years? I know,

(58:50):
not New Years too crazy crazy, But yeah, and Ray,
I'm glad you didn't lock it up on Monday because
your raiders got stomped. I didn't lock it up. I
said I was scared. You said you were right with
Chargers because you kind of then talk to me off
that bridge. But yeah, I didn't lock it up. I
backed away from because you stayed hot. You're still hot now.
But yeah, I mean justin Herbert, guys, I mean I

(59:11):
want to take him to a room. Oh, boys, just
take him then, coach, take him to Vegas. Coach, go
get him a good suite with one the one twin
size bad coach. What hey, whatever, that's what Herbie wants
to do, I'll do it. Hey. And if you guys
are doing Westgate, and we talked about Westgate a little bit,
is that what we're doing? Oh so I've heard that
thrown around. But if you guys are gonna do that,

(59:31):
I know me and Michael are doing Paris. Hey, Coach,
forget taking Herbert to a Ruba. Take him to Murpas
Borrow Arkansas, coach, but that on his shirt Nike Boro, Arkansas.
My wife's like you guys. My wife's like you guys, saying,
take him to a Ruba? What does that mean? Is

(59:52):
that making fun of us? I was like, well, technically
kind of. Why does your wife think we're always making
fun of her? But she will no, no, because it's
like taking always about your Yeah, your wife got this,
your wife? No, your wife? Do you need to have
some identities for yourself? So she are saying is take
him to a Ruba. That's where we went on our honeymoon. Right,
we're the only people in our entire friend circle who

(01:00:14):
went to a rub and on our honeymoon. So she said,
why do they say that? Is that making fun of us?
Let me ask you something. Can we not make fun
of you without making fun of her? Hey, Eddie, then
the new name of this podcast. We are the one
to three bays the store losers. I mean, Coach, you
make fun of me. My wife doesn't get offended. You're

(01:00:34):
making fun of me. We were making fun of you
going to well when you guys started saying take him
to Vegas. Michael text me is like, are they making
fun of us? See that's different. We do make fun
of you and Michael. Michael really, let me know if
there's a room we can book for me getting the couch,
you in the bed in Paris. I'm down to read
read recreate, No, not recreate, but just re re reproduce. No,

(01:00:59):
me and my a lout of blasted Paris Dude, you're
ready to do that again? Hey? Me and Michael ready
to reverse dogy style? Okay, alright, alright, Coach, I literally
was on the couch. He was on the bed, and
as I left, you were you were literally on the couch. No,
we get it. No, no, no, it was such a
big room. It was a panel suite. I barely even

(01:01:20):
saw Michael and I. Coach, you were facing the other
way exactly. And when I left in the morning, I
didn't say goodbye. I didn't say given DAPs. I had
some candy that was given to me from my bachelor party.
I left him a little candy in his pillow. And
that was the last time I saw Michael at I
get basket. Oh alright, man, hey, lunch, good talking to you.

(01:01:47):
Can't wait to see you on Friday, dude, face to face,
baby sciss in. Coach, Yeah, bring the baby. Oh you
want a T shirt? Coach, baby sissan Okay, here we go,
ok alright, alright, hey, hey they can make you one.
Say baby number three. I just need to know that.
Let me know the gender real quick. We want to
make a shirt and we're gonna wear it on Friday.

(01:02:08):
Oh god, alright, see you guys. Let alright, see a coach. Goodbye. Everyone,
We're done right, Ray, you're good. Yeah, just tell me
the gender real quick and then hang up and listen.
It's them they what do you say? It's in it? Remember,
the baby's gonna decide its own gender. Yeah, the baby's
gonna side its own gender. Alright, bye, okay, goodbye, See

(01:02:30):
we're done. Alright, ray you good Ray. The gender is
a nicely timed, perfect later dude. See your coach exhausted.
I need to take it, na