Lunchbox Takes Over San Antonio

In this episode Lunchbox recaps his 24 hours in San Antonio. From getting kicked out of an UBER to random run ins at the Mexican restaurant with friends from 15 years ago it was an action packed 24 hours. Why did Lunchbox get yelled at backstage and he learned all about the big political debate facing the citizens of San Antonio. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yep, man, I gotta say I'm back. Sorry I missed Monday,
but I was in San Antone and let me tell you.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I had mesa kin food and it was delicious. Just
don't be like my dad.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
We were in Wyoming, we were visiting. We had originally
lived there. Quick story, not long here good and we
went back to a town called Laramie. And I heard
of you where the college is University of Wyoming.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I think, no, it's not the capital. Cheyenne is correct,
Laramie is, Oh it is, yeah. I think Melissa, who
I went to college with, she was from Wyoming. Wow,
Melissa Valdez. If anybody knows her or her whereabouts.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Tell her.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I said, hello.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
We go to a taco bell and there are five
Hispanic fellows outside of it. Okay, and my dad was starving.
And this was years and years ago, oh before, just
people worrying about getting canceled. Everybody's on their tippy toes
and talking. Sometimes my dad just gets hungry and he

(01:09):
blurts stuff out. Does he have Tourette's Yeah, And so
we parked right next to the taco bell. We all
get out and my dad at the top of his
long bar.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
What are you aloud to say it?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
And then there's five Hispanic fellows, as I mentioned, just
standing right there smoking, maybe discussing what they're gonna do
for the rest of the day. I don't know, but
they're standing right outside our truck. And my dad was starving.
He was so hungry.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
He's not himself when he's hungry.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's a quote. That's also a great catchphrase. And for
a Snickers bar saying those commercials are great. Those Snickers commercials,
I gotta say, really enjoy them. I think they're creative,
they're funny, well done. Back to Jeremie Wyoming, thank you.
And these Hispanic fellaws are all just watching us pull
up because they haven't seen it out of town or

(01:59):
in some time pull up.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
So we pulled up.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
My brother, me, my sister, Muffy, my mom Boom or
maybe now he probably not. He wasn't even born, he
wasn't even in the belly yet, Dad, everybody, whole family.
My dad gets out of the truck and goes, I
want some Mexican and these Hispanic fellows looked at father

(02:23):
and they were wondering what he was talking about. But
that was my dad's way of just saying that he
was hungry, he wanted some Mexican food.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
And they were like, well, I'm a Mexican, you want
some of me.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
And he didn't have any idea what he had just done,
totally unaware of anything going around him. And we go, Dad,
next time you're starving hungry, maybe just keep it inside
and say I want some Mexican food. Don't just jump
out of the truck and say I want some Mexican.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Only my dad, only your dad. So, anyway, back to
San Antonio. So I left on Monday morning, you know
what I mean. And I flew down there and I
didn't have to be to the venue till I thought
three p thirty because that's when I was gonna do
my deal. I was gonna go to Cowboys Dance Hall.
So I hit up a buddy by the name of

(03:13):
aj Hoffman. I saw, Yeah, he used to do mornings.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
You guys used to be be buddies.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yes, he used to do AM thirteen hundred Zone now
was my station. Yes, And then he went to Houston.
Then he went to Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
And he had a phenomenal afternoon show called This Sports Buffet.
That's right, it was a great show.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
And he took that show, went to Houston, dominated the
Houston sports radio market. He was phenomenal. Then he got
the offer of a lifetime to go to Vegas and
do something, and he said, you know what, gotta do it.
So he went to Vegas and then he hated it.
Hated what he was doing in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Why do you go to Vegas?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Money money, money talks? And he thought the job was
going to be fantastic.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
In the desert with a bunch of slot machines staring
at you every morning you go to work.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, and ended up it wasn't as much fun as
he thought. He missed the Uh, he missed the grind
of the radio and so.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
I thought it was a radio show in Vegas?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
What was a radio show? Or was it a podcast?
I don't know exactly what he did in Vegas. He
just said it was time to move on, and so
he started applying for jobs. He ended up in San Antonio.
So I hit him up and I said, hey, man,
I'm coming into town. You got time to grab a bite?
He goes, Oh my gosh, the airport's five minutes from

(04:41):
my station. You want me to just pick you up, said, oh, dude,
that'd be great. So we hit the brewery at ten
thirty am. Wow, and we had Italian subs and a
brew and we sat and chatted and then he's like,
where are you going to heading next? And I said, oh,

(05:01):
I'm staying at this Hilton and I gave him that.
She goes Hu's right by my house.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
He's just got the time to drive you everywhere.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
He's like, you want me to drop you off? I
was like, dude, that would be much appreciated.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
That's so your style too. If it's easy, why not
do it? Who cares if it's awkward?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Why is it awkward? It's two buddies catching up. Yeah,
I hadn't seen him in a minute. I didn't know
you guys were best friends. I know you are on
Twitter your bee buddies, but yeah, we like whenever I'd
go to Vegas, we'd meet up for a beer or
two and chat and hang out and then go on
our separate ways, and so I always hit him up,
Like when I went to Houston. A couple times we
meet up for beers when he was in Houston. So,

(05:41):
I mean, we were not best friends, but we're friends.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
You guys, share hot sports takes.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I was just talking about life.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Now he's always missed her hot sports take anyway.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
So he drops me off at the hotel and I'm like,
oh man, I'm gonna take a nap. And then I'm like,
oh crap, I gotta go do this UTSA a alumni podcast.
This Chicka Vaughn wanted me to go on, and her
husband does the podcast. I'm like, yeah, I'll do it now.
I loved to the clock. I'm like, well, I don't
have time for a nap if I'm gonna go do

(06:11):
that podcast. So I'm all right, So I start getting
ready to do the little shave. I actually went outside
the hotel to shave.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Your voice just changed.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah. I needed to cough anyway, so I had to
go outside the hotel because I use the electric razor,
and if you just go outside, you don't have to
clean anything up. It's so smart. I don't know why
shaving outside hasn't caught on, but it really should.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Grandfather told me that with the clipping and the nails,
just do it outside. It blows off.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, yeah, it's fantastic. So I just do it outside
on the little back patio of the hotel where they
have like a lounge at a Hilton. It's like a
true by Hilton that's still a Hilton. It's the family.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, and Paris's mother signed off on that, and you're
shaving on the back patio.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I am, well, I stepped in the grass and there
was no one out there. You know, it's the middle
of a freaking Monday. So then I call an uber and.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
You guys had a beer on a Monday.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, like ten thirty am.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
What it's good?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we so I went over
and did the podcast, and then I get a call
right as I'm walking into the podcast and it's like, hey, hey,
we need you at the venue at two forty five now,
and I'm like, what, that's forty five minutes earlier, and
I was supposed to be there. I gotta do the pod.
And so I go in and we start the pod,

(07:37):
and my guys, I only got forty five minutes. I'm
sorry to cut this short, but I only got forty
five minutes because I got to be there.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
That's what all the big timers do, is that what
they do. Yes, you always have they're that busy. You're
allowed to make the boundaries.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Well, I mean, I've had a lot to talk about
my journey at UTSA, how I ended up at UTSA,
just life in general.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
You can do it in forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
I'm pretty good storyteller. I have very I'm very detailed.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
So I got one hundred notches on my belt where
you want to start.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
I only got to tell one of my roommate stories
instead of my two roommate stories from the dorms, so
that was cut in half.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Did they appreciate how in detail you were with your stories?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's probably a great question. They probably were like, oh
my god, this guy just talks and talks and talks.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
And if somebody's not prepared for your way of storytelling,
it could be an hour and a half. Yeah, it's
long form podcast. It works.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I agree. That's why I'm not very good at radio
is because I need to talk more. I need to
expand on my thoughts and prayers and all that.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
So you've been doing radio for twenty years and you're
not good at it.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Got it twenty two years to be exact, But thank
you for counting anyway, same company for twenty two years. No,
was it? Okay? You're right you're right, correct, man. So
I do the podcast, then I gotta go. So I
go out and I hit uber and you're in San Antonio.

(09:01):
You would think there's ubers everywhere. It's like it's a
twelve minute wait, the twelve minute wait in the country.
I'm like, what in the world. I'm right in the
middle of San Antonio off a callahan.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
They all just take the river walk.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
How is it twelve minutes? So I was like, let
me go over to lyft hit lift, says be there
in three minutes. I'm like, oh, all right, cool, cancel
that Uber. And then one of the guys that he
volunteers on the podcast and he had he's like a
financial advisor and his real job.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Dave Ramsey Junior.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
He comes out and we're just talking on the sidewalk
and he's like, oh, what do you do. I'm just
waiting for my lift. You know. I tried Ouber but
that didn't And he's like, oh okay, and we start talking.
He's like, how long until it's here? Was like three minutes?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Wait. He's taking a lift too, not on a financial planner.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
No, No, he's going to his job. But he was
just there and he was like, oh, what are you doing?
And I said, I'm waiting for my lift.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Imagine that he's a financial player, you're a DJ, and
you guys are both standing on the same street quarter
funny get a new job, buddy, and no.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
He was a real nice guy nowt and we start talking.
He's like, oh, how long till your lifts here? And
I was like, oh, it says three minutes. Was ah
cool kind of talk backstory about his life and oh,
it's by my house. What he used to work for
the Spurs. Also he was in radio for a little while.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Who was it manug you Nobly?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
It was not Manu and it was not Tony Parker
and it was not Wimby. But they are trying to
start five and zero for the first time in franchise
history tomorrow night when they play the freaking Miami Heat.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Congrats in the championship. Did not know is already being awarded.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
You're welcome, thank you, And so then after about three minutes,
it's still saying three minutes for the Left and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
What in the world. I don't know if I'm part
of like some time compendium, but uh, did I just
not travel into the future or pass and I stayed
in the exact same time. How are you doing, financial planner?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
So then my lift cancels. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
See, I don't even get cancelation in the country.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I'm like, okay, let me hit another one.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
And now I'm gonna be late. I'm supposed to be
there two forty five. It is already two forty one.
Running an option. No, it's about twelve miles. What's an option?
Take me all day? Yeah, take me all day. So
I'm like, damn, all right, let me call another one.
Now I'm gonna run a half ray. And it says
four minutes. So we wait about four minutes. Then it
switches to nine minutes, then it switches to eleven minutes.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Remind me never to go to essay.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
And I'm like, San Antonio, how do your lifts in
ubers not work right in the middle of the city.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Maybe they'll take scooters.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
So I'm like, all right, cool man, I don't know
what I'm gonna do. He goes, hey, man, you want
me to give you a ride?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Here we go. It's by my house.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
And he was like, I don't mind driving you. I
was like, dude, well that's planning. That is financili good.
That is awesome, man. He was like, you know, I'm
supposed to, you know, be meeting with my aunt to
set up her financial future. But I'll just tell her
we're gonna do it later.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I got a couple questions for you.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Hey, I got twenty dollars.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
I got a sort losers fund to nine thousand from
the fantasy account.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
And so he was so nice and drove me down
to Cowboys Dance Hall and we talked about in a
couple of weeks he is going on a epic trip.
He is going to see the Chiefs Broncos.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
I'll pass then the next day rather see Titans Jags.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Okay, next day he's flying to Vegas. Now we're talking
to see the Raiders and somebody on Monday night football.
Then he has to take the midnight flight out of
Vegas back to San Antonio and drive to Houston where

(12:53):
he's on some committee and they're having a retreat. So
he is going crazy for about three or four days
back to back football games. Pretty epic adventure.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Financial advisor is going to different cities and blowing money
at sporting events. When you watch it on TV, that's
not very wise.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I did say, man, you're a financial advisor and you're
going to Vegas. Goes oh, no, no, I'm not going for
the gameboy, going for the game, going for the women.
He did say National is a good city for women
when you're single. He did like it here when he
visited a few times.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
And what do you guys trading locker room store?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I mean we're trading everything, dude, We're trading everything. And
he drops me off at the back of cowboys and
I was like, hey, dude, thanks man, Man, you coming
tonight And he's like, no, man, I ain't got tickets.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
There we go. You're gonna grease his pig. He's gonna
grease your monkey.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
And I'm like, man, let me get you some tickets.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Your business man making business deals, trying to get that
financial future.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I'm like, that's the least I could do. Man, get
this guy some ticket. You guys got grease all over yourself.
I mean, we are greasing each other up. It is
grease central, dude.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
He gives you a ride you got in the ticks.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
But then he says, oh, man, I got something at
church and I can't come to the show.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
He low Keith Flex's church.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, hey, man, he has obligations. He wasn't gonna bail
on his obligations. I was trying to give him last
minute tickets, So really he just gave me a ride
out of the kindness of his heart. One UTSA roadrunner
helping another UTSA roadrunner.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Out, got it.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
So then I get there and I interview the band,
and we're all sitting around backstage, and everybody's going this
way and that way, and they're ordering ubers and vans,
and the band's going one place, the crew is going
another place. This guy's to wait three minutes, and I'm
sitting here waiting like, oh man, it's only three o'clock
that they don't start till sevens I gotta be here
for another four hours. Huh, What am I gonna do?

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Shave again on the patio outside.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
So we're just sitting there, sitting there. After about forty
five minutes, everybody starts standing up to leave, and I'm like,
I'm just gonna be here by myself at the venue.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
That's not played financially well.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
And that's when they looked at me, you like, we eat, hey,
you want to get high out back man?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Well, I was wondering what I was gonna do for
these four hours.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
And I was like, oh man. And then Gizelle looks
at me and she goes, hey, you want to go eat?
I was like, yeah, I want to go eat. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Who's the Gizelle girl?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
She's promotions got ahead of promotions.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Usually they known the good restaurants still get you some
good dude, two for one bogos.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
I was like, oh my gosh, are we going to
get Mexican food? And she goes, we happen to be
going to a Mexican food restaurant.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
I want some Mexican.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
And I'm like, hell, yeah, I want me some Mexican.
And on the drive we drove part of San Antonio
and I looked and one restaurant that I used to
go to. It was a hit with the chicks if
you took them to this back in the day. Church
is Chicken, No magic Time machine. You can eat inside
a TP. You can eat over here in this different

(16:09):
themed area.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
They heck, no, they don't got a TP anymore. That
has been changed since the Red Kittens became the commanders.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I have been told that nothing has changed, that it
could use some updating inside, but it is still there.
The Magic Time Machine. Dude. It was a dude. The
women loved that freaking place. Good food are also the
It's more the ambiance. It's more the cool you sit.
Where are you gonna get put? Are you gonna get
put over here? You're gonna get put over there? Oh
my gosh, we're in the TP.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
So cool. No pictures were taken hopefully Now this back
in the day man four camera phones. I was gonna say,
you're trying to get the podcast canceled.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
No, No, we didn't go there. That's not where we went.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Chief running Bowl. No, would you mind picturing us here
in this TP.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
No, there was no pictures. It was all on the
up and up. It was up on up. No, we
went to Solana. Solana is what it's called.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Is it is that Japanese? No, it's Mexican Solara. That's
that new app ai app don't.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Know what that is. But what happened at the restaurant,
Oh dude, it is the craziest. Maybe not the it's
the craziest story. And I'll tell you right after this
this break.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Are we going to start the podcast?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Oh crap, we haven't even started it.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, if you're just tuning in We're the Sore Losers.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
I'm going to do the intro, and also we got
to say thank you to Sore Losers Nation from the
bottom of our heart.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
From quarter two we went from twenty five listeners to
quarter three thirty one listeners consecutively.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
We had the most downloads this last quarter in the
as in the history of our podcast, which means not
very many downloads, but it means it is growing slowly,
and we owe that to you. We want to say
thank you, We appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Every device in your house, please subscribe to the podcast. Pat,
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
And it was a second we were number one download
and it was coming in. Second was the time you
accidentally hit record and you didn't have the microphone on
and you had the microphone in the reverse direction and
you farted for an hour straight. That was our number
two download.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
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families downloaded on your friend's phone without them knowing. Like
if you're at work, going to a coworker's office, grab
their phone hit subscribe Sore Losers podcast. That way we
get more downloads.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
The fourth quarter, no joke, this is dead serious. Every
little bit helps in the morning. Remember what was my
saying when I would see a homeless person at the
gas station that bothered me from money, drugs and food.
What would I say?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I feel bad for that guy.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
No, I would say, I'm going to my job. And
immediately when you mentioned work, they never ask you a question. Again.
Now I've started to say, no, lie, I'm going to
work at my podcast, the Sore Losers Podcast, and they
still immediately leave you alone. But it's also advertising the podcast.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
That's cool because you know what's also awesome is on
the alumni podcast the UTSA one. The guy had all
the information and he even said and you can also
check him out on the podcast The Sword Losers Podcast
with uh Cison Raymundo, and I was like, wow, dude,
he did his research very good. He gave us a
shout out. So maybe we will get three UTSA alumni

(19:35):
listening to our pod.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
All right, we are gonna do it live. We are
the one, two, three Sore Losers.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Y'all.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Has Sison I'm from the north. I'm an outfa male.
I live on the north side of Nashville with Baser
my wife. We live in the country. Just found out
we don't have two point two acres because we've been
talking to our mortgage guy. New rates are coming in January.
Guys might want to REFI we don't have two point
two acres. We have two point three three acres.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Oh, moving on up and now I have decided we
also have a two point three three eggs at Vanderbilt,
and Justin is gonna check on them and make sure
that that is the exact count at the electrophysiology unit.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
That is all I've got to say on that over
to you, coacher.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
So we go to Solano or Solana, I don't know.
It's a restaurant. They got these choopbus chokepas. They're drinks chopas.
Not sure what they're called. I can give you the
spelling if you need it. Uh, Oh, my goshh.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Sure it isn't choked.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
It's called chiss bus chi sbas. They're drinks.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, absolutely delicious. Oh you're talking about general.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, no, chispas, chis pas. I don't know. But anyway,
So We're walking in the door, and you got to
understand it's four o'clock on a freaking Monday, and how
to look at the bar and there's two medical professionals
having some drinks and I'm like, wow, nurses getting smashed

(21:22):
on a Monday could be done. I mean, in the scrubs,
fully had an empty drink there, so I'm like, man,
waiting on a refill. It's four o'clock. Must have had
a hard day at the hospital.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Everybody has a different day off.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
And I was like, man, well no they weren't. I mean,
how could they have a day off. They were in scrubs,
so they obviously went to work that day. Maybe the
next day was a day.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Off Halloween earlier. We drinking on the.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Job, and this is where it gets crazy. So we
turned left to go sit down, and I hear LB,
and I'm like, who in our group said my name?
And I keep walking now here LB turn around and
the two chicks at the bar. Here we go, the

(22:09):
Tiers sisters body count, Tammy and Tracy sitting at the
bar on a freaking Monday. Bro, these chicks. We used
to play co ed softball together, dodgeball. I mean we
did every we partied on Sixth Street together. Their sister
used to work at the radio station in Austin, and

(22:31):
so when Tammy was in college at Saint Ed's, we'd
go out and get hammered, and her sister, Tracy would
go out and get hammered. And out of all the
places in the world, I walk into this restaurant and
they're sitting at the freaking bar.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
How you girls been doing well for the weary?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I mean, you want to talk about a crazy story.
That's like the world is so huge, but it is
so small.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
It was wild. I knew, I mean they were They're
from San Antonio. So they have moved back obviously, since
we lived in Austin, they've moved back to San Antonio.
I had no idea where they lived in San Antonio.
I didn't say, hey, guys, meet me at this restaurant.
I'm gonna be in San Antonio. They just happened to
be sitting at the bar of the one restaurant off
a Broadway that I went to while I was in

(23:25):
San Antonio. I mean, if you came to Austin, I
still lived in Austin.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
On a Thursday, at five pm, the odds of you
seeing me and Billy at Baby Acapoco is probably pretty good.
Maybe it's their favorite spot. They live in San Antonio.
They know a good Mexican spot. The other girl said, Hey,
I know a good Mexican spot. So you ended up
going to this spot?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yes, but I found it absolutely mind blowing because I
probably haven't seen Tracy, the one sister that recognized me,
because Tammy had her back to me. I haven't seen Tracy.
We determined, and probably sixteen years. Two sixteen freaking years.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Consider me blown, ladies, And.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
I was like, this is unbelievable. It was bananas.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Glad you guys had time to catch up four hours.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Oh no, we sat there and chatted for a while
and everybody else sat down. They were ordering drinks and stuff,
and they were nice enough to order me a drink
without me even being at the table.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Dude, you're gonna be slaughtered by the time you go
to the event.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Well, yeah, these chispas cheesepas, they're supposed to get you slaughtered.
And then then there was alcohol in them. Oh yeah,
they're alcoholic cheesepas.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Oh I thought they were frescas or something.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
No, No, they're like alcoholic drinks. I don't really understand
what they are, but they're really good. And the food
there at this restaurant was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
So I've been telling bays right, they don't start with
the Mexican here in Texas. It's unreal. I'll go to
Taco Cabana and it would top anything here. And Tacobana
was fast food.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I agree with you one percent. And one of the
girls she just ordered for the table, so we had
a bunch of everything.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Taco Cabana. They don't let you take drinks on the
way out. Dude, I'm freaking just grabbing run, not drinking
and driving. But you're going to a hot tub, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Dude, you don't think we had the Corona tables from
you know how they had different beers on the tables,
Like yeah, uh, you don't think those were in our
apartments in college. We definitely drove up in a pickup
truck and stole them from the patio at Taco Cabana
in San Antonio right there.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I mean, you can't take our drinks to go up up?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
No, they ain't Okay, I can't take your drink? Can
we take your table put in the truck. Let's go, go,
go go. So we catch up. No, that's not what
we're saying. Uh. And so that was awesome. So I
talked to them for like thirty minutes, like just chatting
it up. And I was like, this is crazy. That's
a European. That's that they say in Europe. Chatted her up? Oh,

(25:43):
I chatted them up. Man, we were And I just
stood there the whole time. You want to sit down
and say, no, no, I'm gonna sit down for in a minute.
And I just kept talking, just talking about memories and
life and how life is and what they're doing nowadays.
And then we go to the eat and then we're like,
all we got to go, and then waiter comes. You
guys want another round?

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Right? No?

Speaker 1 (25:59):
No, no, we're leaving. And then someone goes, well we'll take
a round to go. In Texas you can still do
rounds to go.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
So when we got back to the venue, we had
another cheese all ready to be opened. That's smart, so smart.
They don't do that in Nashville anymore. Now that COVID's over,
you're not allowed to buy drinks to go.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Mohut, San Marcus. They did too, goes.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
It makes no sense, like if you can do it
during COVID, we figured it worked. We figured out you
put tape over it, it works. You get pulled over
that tapes not on it, We mean you.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Were drinking and drive, And tapes on it means you
weren't drinking and drive.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
But why did we If we were okay with it
during COVID, now we're not okay with it. Really stupid.
But I was shocked that we could take them. So
we got back to the venue, hung out, you know
what I mean, drinking the cheesepas, talking to people out
in the crowd, saying Hi, kissing babies, blessing people.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Pod fans. No, all right, downloads are a little down
in San Antonio. No big deal. Mustn't mean we need
to advertise there.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Uh yeah, we need to shout out the sored losers
more in San Antonio. We need to get more listeners
at the UTSA area, the Callahan Broadway, Worsboch Worsbock Parkway, yep,
sixteen oh four. That's more.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Tart distribution center.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Fiesta, Texas. That's new bron Fels. Also Chucky's and Chewy's,
Cha Choses Bucky's never been to one of those, and
so then we just go to the venue, man, and
it was it was kind of intense in the venue.
Backstage was a little tense.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Makes sense.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I don't know what what the position of the guy was.
But he had three computers set up. He was working.
He was part of it with the band.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
He was making power moves.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, he had a lot of screens, a lot of
action going on and streaming porn.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
All right, man, just kidding, jeez.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah. And then what was crazy. It was crazy that
once it got nighttime, the concert's about to start, he
had one screen that he was working on. He put
the Dodgers game on the left hand screen, clutch, and
the Chiefs game on the right hand screen.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
That sounds like he's dabbled in DraftKings.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
And so a couple of us are kind of gathering
behind him. You know, we start watching the games back
and forth with TVs flipping, you know, looking left, looking right,
and that's when he yelled at us.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
You're the intro guy.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
That's when Hey, I need this area clear. You can't
stand back there. You gotta keep this area clear. There's
a work zone.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
But you were watching the games too.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I was like, oh, I thought the TVs were for everybody.
I guess we'll go sit over here at this table.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
No, they're my laptops.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah, so we we couldn't watch the game.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
So he was just watching him and he doesn't want
people surrounding him.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
I don't know. I guess that's his work zone. Got
keep this area clear, keep it clear.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
I do film on that one man. I get too
many people around my computer. Then looks like I'm goofing off.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, so that was that, you know. I was like,
all right, cool, and then I go out and I
bother you for the score. Vaughan and her husband Are
you know they're at the concert the ones I did
the podcast with.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Oh, of course, how can I forget? So I go
out and see them and I grease them up.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
No, no, they already had bought a table. They're big, big.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
You definitely greased him a couple chairs pull ups.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
No, no, no, I didn't grease them. They were already greased.
They were already in they we already coming to the show.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Well, why wun't you double grease and put extra grease?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I didn't feel like I needed to.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Y'all want to drink in my chist.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
But yeah, I did ask them if they wanted to
sit and they're like, oh, those are so good, and
I was like, it is. And so I'm sitting there
talking to them. Then two of their friends walk up
and I say hi to them, and their friends walk off,
and then like three minutes later, the friends walk back
and the girl goes podcast fans. Oh my gosh. She goes, Jason,

(29:39):
how are you what? And I'm like, what, my alias
and she goes, I'm Lazette's sister, and I'm like, what,
holy crap, and who's Jason Lizette is who? I was
an orientation leader with Lizette and her little sister. We

(30:03):
had gone to their house. They lived in Poteit, Texas
now Houston. They have the Poteit Strawberry Festival, and we
had gone down there one time for the strawberry festival
and had a grand old time, and we couldn't drive
back to San Antonio after the good time. We had
a Poteet Strawberry Festival. So I we slept at Lizette's parents'
house and her little little sister still lived there. I

(30:24):
had to sleep in the little sister's room because I
was a male, and so I slept in that room
while they all slept in the Lizette's room. And she
was like, this is so crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
I slept in your little sister's room now with her.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
How y'all doing? And it was just crazy to see
Lizette's sister grown up and married, and I mean unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
But when I lived here, y'all didn't have value.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
No, no, no, it wasn't that. It was just so
we started talking about Lazette having her too. Lyzette has
a sixteen year old and a fourteen year old, and
I was just in Lizette's sister has like a eight
year old and eleven year old.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Oh they pop them out down there. It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
It was like the second huge world small world event
of the weekend and it was only on Monday.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
You went it with some people in Texas.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Man, man, I know people, man, And it was just crazy.
And she's like, we gotta take a bit of you.
Better send that to Lazette and tell her. I said, hello,
you better tell Uzette what I'm married. Now. Well, Lizette's Mary,
I think just two kids.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
But I mean, we can't have these pictures flying.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
All nice, No big deal. It's no big deal. Not
a big deal. If you have pictures flying everywhere.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
At bedside table, trying to sleep and all of a
sudden it pops up on your phone. You Lazette at
a Halloween party and she's dressed as a topless nun.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
It wasn't a Halloween party, Tarzan, and it was Lazette's
sister that I saw. I didn't even see Lazette well.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
And I mean, also, it is wild seeing people grown
up with families.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
It's crazy too.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
You saw them with their family. They didn't see your family.
They would have been equally as blown away with four
years running around.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Right, And it was crazy that I probably haven't seen
Lazete's sister in twenty years.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Who thought that's when you moved bah Nana.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Teddies, we'll take a break, we'll right back. So then
you know, the concert happens whatever. I go back to
the hotel, go to bed, wake up for the show
on you know Tuesday, go to the station and it
was great, man do that. And then they catered lunch.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
That's dope.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
They were like, what do you want? I was like, Mexican.
I want Mexican skin. So they brought in beef enchiladas,
chicken enchiladas, cheese enchiladas. They brought chips, they brought salsa,
they brought queso, and I was just like, man, this
is this is the thing of Royalty.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Brought the Rio grand to you.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
I did, man, I was. I mean, listen, when you
get to Texas, you gotta get your Mexican fix in
it is. It is so good. And these I don't
know where they got them from, but they were so good,
so freaking good.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
We order those in for the convention.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I would love to have them flown in. Maybe a
loker can drive down to San Antonio pick him up
on his way back up here for the convention.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Gold Belly what's that? Some expensive? Oh yeah, thing that
Jason Alden does whenever the friends others have a birthday
or something. Gold Belly. Oh yeah, you just get them
gold Belly. Yeah, we just go on there, order them
from Paris some breulais. Yeah, it's like five hundred dollars,
but from gold Belly brew Lay Chocolate. Okay, Jason, that's

(33:34):
a great gift idea.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Not not not dont not not. So then you know
we're hanging out, we're eating, we hang out for like
an hour. My flight's like at three fifty five. Yeah,
and it's like twelve forty five, and then everybody's like, well,
we better get back to work. I'm like, oh, I
thought we were all going to just hang out all day,

(33:56):
and so then I'm just like all right, cool.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
But the sales and everybody he was there.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
It was just you, s sales and everybody. By this time,
it's already now.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Well, the guy there that I was talking to, he
was hilarious. He goes, he shows up and he goes, hey,
who's here to board? Operate? The guy on the phone
because I was connecting the line to talk to you,
And we go, Me and Steve go, well, you dude,
I mean there's who do you think is going to
be there? I mean you're the man. He goes, oh yeah, okay, okay.
We're like, well, yeah, Lunch doesn't want to just turn
on the entire board and run the thing front by himself. Like,

(34:26):
Lunch doesn't run a board. Somebody needs to show him
that you're just gonna walk into a warehouse with a
couple of computer screens and want to log in and
produce an entire show. Well, like I don't know. Guy
on the phone, you, yeah, Hey, do you guys know
who's gonna handle this wild guess you geez?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
And so I was like okay, and like, oh, he
wants to call you an uber to the airport. I'm like,
I guess I'll go to the airport three hours early.
That sounds like fun.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
So you think they should have a better plan post lunch. No,
I was just like I don't know what to do, man.
So I'm sitting out in front, you know what I mean.
The uber pulls up and he and he says, oh,
for Brittany, And I'm like, well, I'm not Brittany, but yes,
they called me the uber, you know. So I get
in the uber and we drive like ten feet in
the parking lot and he goes, oh, the ride disappeared.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Man, Well I'm still here, Mike. What do you mean?
I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, yeah, I
can't get it to pull up on my phone. You're
gona have to get out.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Maybe you needed her phone, Britney. I'm gonna need to
borrow your phone for this uber.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
I'm like what and he goes, yeah, yeah, see I
can't get to pull up anymore. So the ride's over.
I'm like, okay, let me get out of the Uber.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
So you're in the parking lot with two suitcases.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
In the middle of it, and so I get out
of the I get out of the Uber in the
middle of the parking lot and I have to Britney
and I have to turn back around and walk back
to the front of the building.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Did anybody there think that you're just the dub at Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
I think a lot of people did, cause there's people
walking in and out and I'm just sitting there like, okay,
now what do I do?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
So I know I say goodbye already.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, I know is that I'm leaving and everything. I'm
getting the Zuber to the airport. But the uber kicked
me out like five feet down the road, you know,
like didn't even make it out of the parking lot
and he told me the ride was over. So never
had that happen before. This is interesting.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Yeah. I've ubered keys before and they never got kicked out.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I've ubered my suitcase one time. Will Uber, like in
Austin when I was playing golf with Garrett, greg and
Jacob and they called me and said, hey, we need
you at the the Irwin Center or the Moody Center,
and I'm like, what my suitcase is at Garrett's. I'm
still playing golf, And so I had to have Ryan
go to Garrett's house, get my suitcase, put it in

(36:41):
an uber, send it to the hotel. Scuba met the
uber down at the front, so when I got from golf,
I could go and do this thing.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
This one dumb that I know whose name starts with
us and his last name starts with it. We were
partying downtown and then we were at my place when
I lived downtown on First Avenue and Broadway. And he
goes and gets an uber and goes home and he goes, oh, hey,
I don't have my keys. And I said, well, I'm
not going to bring you my key your keys, I've

(37:09):
been drinking. How else are you going to get your keys?
And so I called an uber, put his keys in
the passenger seat, buckled him up back. Yeah, the uber
took the keys all the way to his house. You
can get a delivery.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
It's amazing. It is absolutely amazing. You can do that.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
The look on the uber's face though, when you will
it uber something is pretty funny. That actually maybe what
gave us the idea for will it uber, I'm not
taking credit.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
But okay, good, don't take credit. And so I'm just
sitting there and I'm like, I already gave him back
my pass, so I can't get in past security because
they have security there. So what am I going to do?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
They said security was gonna be waiting for you.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
They told us that, yeah they were. They were when
I got there in the morning, but it was a
new person when I left, and I'd given my badge
back to Zap back in.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
The lady there was funny. She talked to us like
it was British, and she goes, the security guard will
be awaiting his arrival. It's just lunchbox, it doesn't matter.
Just open the door for him.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
So then I'm sitting there, I'm like, you know what,
I wonder where Andrea lives. I call of Andrea, who
I lived with in the door. She lived like like
two doors down. I called her, Hey, where you live at?
She gives me I'll be there in ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Oh no, she never made it out of the campus.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
No, no, she still lives in San Antonio. Okay, She's like,
what what do you mean You're gonna be in I said,
don't you work from home? She goes, yeah. I said,
all right, I'll be there in ten minutes. So I
just showed up at her door. Man, I called myself
an uber, and I showed up at Andrea's door because
you had so much time, had so much time, So
why would I go to the airport? And my uber
sent me a message from above that I'm not supposed

(38:48):
to be at the airport. He kicked me out of
the uber that was going to the airport. And so
I was like, you know what, I'm gonna go to
Andrea's house. I just showed up on our door and
she s goes, what are you doing here?

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Friends and friends were lying.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
She was like what, Like, what what's going on? I
was like, oh, man, I flew in yesterday about to
fly out. I got tied to go up here. Come
by and see you and you all over your chest.
She was like, is that suce on your shirt? I'm like,
oh yeah, sorry about that. I'm like, oh, my man,
eating Mexican all weekend. I've been eating Mexican. And then
here her husband comes out of the bedroom like whoa, Oh, sorry, guys,

(39:20):
didn't mean in the rub anything. He's like, oh, no, man,
I was just working on something on my computer.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Are you working on the drill? Holy hell?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
I was like, I didn't know you guys were doing construction,
you know what I mean. There was a lot of
pounding going on, and they're like, He's like, no, man,
I worked from home soon, and I'm like, oh okay.
So then we sat around the kitchen table for an
hour and a half and just caught up on life. Gez,
I did the old drop by from another city.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
That's tough, especially with the new dude.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Well, I know the dude. I went to their wedding.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Oh well, then we're good.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I know the dude. I just I didn't realize he
worked from home too. I had no idea, but I
just knew she worked from home, and and it happened
to be like fifteen minutes from the radio station. When
she gave me the address, I was like, I'll be
there in fifteen and she was like huh, very confused,
but sure enough I showed up with my bags on
her front porch. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Whenever you go back to an old place, she always
wonder things around you is it still there? And you're like, Andrea,
is it still there?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah? Are you still around here?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Like?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Do you still live right by? You?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Do?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
I'll be right over.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Billy moved a little bit, he wouldn't have been still there.
Radio station isn't even in the same building.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
No, it's not, it's moved.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Is that McDonald's still there?

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I went to San Antonio. I didn't go to Austin,
I know, but I.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Was thinking, if I landed in a city, that McDonald's
has to be there. Okay, So that's the only thing
I know that was still there.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Hey, Terry's, probably that was your faith. And so I
went over to Andrea's and I just chatted her up,
you know what I mean. She had got the three dogs,
got the two daughters, but they were at school. Talked
about all that, and then I was like, oh, I
better get going. I got fifty five minutes till my flight.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
They haven't heard from you on Facebook anything in twenty years.
Then you showed up at their doors, right, not only
when people hit you up? Do you let them come
over to your house? Or not? Why not? I love it.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
I mean I went to I went to their wedding
sixteen years ago. That's probably the last time I've been.
I've been at their like in their presence.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
That's all I'm saying. Billy's dad came to town, and
he was kind of hitting that he wanted to see
the country, and I never did because we were kind
of busy at work. But I was like, do I
just invite in my house?

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Why Billy?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
That's why I said, why, Hey, Billy's dad come to
my house.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
So then I was like, all right, I got to
call an ubers. I call an uber and it says
three minutes away.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Thirteen minutes later. Guess what three minutes away? And she goes,
he might be just stuck in that sixteen oh four traffic.
You don't never want to go on sixteen and four.
She goes, I can drive if you want.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Not another ride from a friend online to the same place.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
I'm like, oh my gosh, would you really Yeah, no problem.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
It's a bunch of terrible uber drivers and great Americans.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
And I'm like, all right, she just won't just go
right up through the garage. And so we went out
of the garage, got in her.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Car see her later, Gary, and she.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Drove me the back roads to the airport, dropped me off,
and I'm like, girl, it was great to see you.
Thanks for having me over to your house.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
You know, the entire drive home. She was like, awesome
seeing him, but what a random day.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
She's like, I said, thanks for having me over to
my house, and she goes, well you came over to
my house. I didn't have you over and I'm like, yeah, twoche.
She gives me a big hug. I was driving to
kill some time, and I go in the airport and
I check my boarding pass. I'm like, all right, B seventeen.
So I go through security and I walk all the
way to gate B seventeen and I'm looking. I'm like, well,

(42:37):
that's not Southwest. That says it's going to Atlanta. What
the hell? Oh, I'm boarding group B seventeen. My gate
is A twenty five. So I had to go back
out through security and across the airport through security again.
I texted Andrew. I was like, hey, I went to

(42:58):
the wrong gate. Wasn't panting time, so I may miss
my flight. I may need to spend the night at
your house. She didn't respond.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
So you got confused with the ABC boarding group and
the ABC airport for your flight.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
The gate. Yeah, I wasn't even I wasn't even paying
attention to because I never look at the big board,
never look at that big Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
But no, when you're going into the airport, she should
have been like, hey, what flight airline is yours?

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Well she did. She dropped me off at Southwest, But
it said.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Did you screw it up? How'd you have to go
back through security?

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Because A gates and B gates are separated. You can't
they don't. You can't go through You have to go
through separate security.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
You got to pick which one you go to before
you go in the TSA line.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yeah. No, it says that on your boarding pass. I
was just an idiot. And so I text her, Hey,
I man have to spend the night at your house.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
No response, She's like, great, catch it up with him,
but clingy.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah. And so then I go back through security and
I have to stop at the bathroom. And while I'm
in the middle of the bathroom, they say, uh, this
is the last call for all passengers heading to Nashville
out of Gate A fourteen or whatever. And I'm like,
that's me. And I get to the gate and I
get on the plane. I text her, I said, hey,

(44:11):
made the plane. You can breathe again. I don't need
to spend the night at your house. She hearted that.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
One and for the next four hours, and then.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I did fall asleep. We'll take a break, We'll be
right back.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
We knew you from this.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah, that was my trip, man, that was my trip
to Santone.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
How do I say this?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Was that not interesting at all?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
That was very interesting? But how do I say this?
Not jealous at all? Dude, I would take my life.
I didn't have to leave my house. It was the
most comfortable thing. We had pretty easy days on the
Bobby Bone Show. I did have to connect your line
for like two hours a couple of days. It was
so annoying because they're a little antiquated there, and so
we were like kind of teaching them how to connect
an ID in line. I do it in one second,
they do it in like one day. Totally different. But

(44:58):
guess what. I'm patient great at my job, so I
made it happen. But holy crap, I'm glad I didn't
leave the city. People that travel for a job, good
luck you, Iceland. That San Antonio, Las Vegas, Los Angeles,
San Antonio. Again, I'm out. My name's been and mine
is Paul. It's up to y'all, I ain't traveling. I
wasn't jealous of you at all.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Your name's Scout and you're out.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
There was an NBA player or an NFL guy the
other day that said, uh ceedee lamb. So they're talking
to him about something. He goes my name Ben and
I ain't in it pasted on our Facebook page because
he was tired to love contracts or something.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I love it. I love it, dude. Hey, I mean
it was just crazy how in a forty twenty four
hour period, I had two huge world, small world experiences.
I did the drop by. I mean I saw, I
had lunch with a friend. All in twenty four hours.
I knocked out so much.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Yeah, the catching up is good, but I mean that's
what it is, those memories talking to people, That's what
you're happy.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, And she was like, why didn't you give me
a heads up you're coming to town. I'm I didn't
even think about it, you know. I'm just like, I
didn't know what what my time frame was gonna be,
how much free time I was gonna have. I was like,
I'd rather just drop by your house.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
I know how I'd put it. You squeezed the most
you could out of that orange.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
That's what I do, and I and I. What's funny
is before I left, Uh, before I went to San Antonio,
I had texted Batter's Box. What if everybody that's box?

Speaker 2 (46:26):
I'm neck.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
He got mad at me because when I went for
iHeart Austin, I went golfing with Greg, Jacob and Garrett
and didn't invite him because we already had our foursome.
So I hit him up and I said, hey, man,
on Monday, any chance you want to drive down to
San Antonio pick me up from the airport. We play
around to golf before I have to be at the venue.
And he said no, said okay cool. So then I

(46:51):
hit up Garrett. I'm like, hey, Garrett, dude, I'm gonna
be in San Antonio. We can squeeze around to golf
in He goes, man, i'd have to take a vacation day.
My name's Trout. I'm out.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Did you think he's on the plane.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
I just thought of it right now, and I was like, oh, okay,
So two dudes rejected me from golf Like I thought
I was gonna get there and play around the golf
with one of my boys, my brother or Garrett, nobody.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
No.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Everybody said no. So that's how I ended up doing
all that. And it was a great trip.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Man, Hey, man, you want to play, No, my name
is Bucky. You ain't so lucky.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
No, But I'm gonna say, man, it was a great trip.
And you know what made it even better?

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Get your plug in man is.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Sunday Night Fantasy Football Sore Losers Podcast Freaking. I decided
to start an incomplete lineup because so many people were
on by I would have had to drop in Jigba
armand Saint Brown Charbonnet or uh one other running back

(47:53):
my studs to fill out a complete lineup. And I said,
you know what, I'll just take the loss. This week
I had to pick up Fly I go Flaco Flame
as my quarterback.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
You had a good week.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
And your boy won the game. I won my matchup
without dropping someone with deciding, you know what, I'm gonna
risk it for the biscuit and I'm going to try
and win without compromising my future. And I did it.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
It was by mcgeddon. The teams were ravaged by Byes ravaged.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
It was. It was amazing, dude. It was great. And
the World Series, guys has been phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
The nineteen eighteen inning game ended at two am that
one morning. I was watching it here at work. It
finally the World Series actually catered to my schedule, and
I appreciate that. Major League Baseball.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Well, I mean that game. I went to bed, I
got back from the concert on Monday night, turned it
on and I stayed with it till the thirteenth inning,
and I was like, I'm too tired, man.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
You gave up around midnight.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yeah. I was like, my name is Saul, this is up, y'all.
And I went to bed and I said, I'll just
catch it on the flip and I'm glad I went
to bed because it lasted another hour and a half,
another five innings.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
My name's Johnny. I'll leave it up to Otani.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Oh man, hey, my name is Freddy. My name ain't Freddy,
So I'm going to Betty. Hey, my name's Betty. I'll
leave it up to Freddy. He's the one that hit
the ball. And then Otani gets beat last night. I mean,
professional athletes are the most unbelievable humans I've ever met.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Well, Otani's not getting any more pitches. It was nice
seeing him bat.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
But how did the Blue Jays lose in such devastating
fashion and then win, and then win. It's like I'm like,
oh my god, it's over. It's over. No, They're like, no,
worry about it. We'll just come back and win the
next day. Beat Otani, who's been flights out pitching. I mean, unbelievable,
great series. We thought he was gonna be Dodger Steamroll.
Now we have Best the Three and we are saying,

(49:56):
let's go. Blue Jays looking good, Blue Jay, he's looking good.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
It's basically justin Bieber versus Magic Johnson.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah. Yeah, I saw him at the game and Mary
or Kate and William were there and they had front
row seats. They were they had better seats than Sandy Kofax.
You asked me that's a little crazy, but.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Yeah, sore Losers Nation. Props to getting that sign on
game day?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Is that real?

Speaker 2 (50:22):
It made it down there. I don't know if it
was necessarily on TV.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
That was a real sign. Yeah, I didn't know if
that was. Did you give her a shout out?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Who was We put it on the Instagram.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
What was her name?

Speaker 2 (50:30):
It was like a fake AI bought name. The name
was Abby Arnold.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Oh that's right, that's right.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
I was actually trying to look for it.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
That's why I thought that it was not a real sign.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Hey I ain't that good?

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Maybe it is, but either way, welcome back. I don't
know anything else you want to talk about. Are you
ready to go? No, that's it, man, Yeah, you got
an appointment. Man.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
You took me all through Texas.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I hope it was a good trip.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Did you see Billy while you were there?

Speaker 1 (50:56):
I didn't see Billy. I didn't see Mark.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
What about stan Klowski?

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Didn't see Stanslawski, didn't see Miller.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Millers lives in Colorado.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Didn't see Chess Day Wemby. I didn't see Wemby either.
But they are. They're having a big deal down there.
That's a big debate right now. Prop one, I think
it's Prop one. They're they're voting drain the river walk.
They're voting about draining the riverwalk. Are they I literally
just made that up, Yes, they are. They are having
Prop one is to drain the river walk, right.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Prop twos drain the Rio and.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
They want to build a new Spurs Stadium downtown.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
They need to. It's way too far out. It's way
too far out.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
That frost Bank's building tower, whatever you call it, arena.
It's out in the middle of nowhere. There's nothing around it.
It sucks. They are trying to build a big entertainment
complex the Spurs Stadium with a bunch of like restaurants
and bars. That's what they need. But I'm not telling
you how to vote, but just go out and vote.

(51:54):
Not getting political, but yeah, I mean everybody I talked to,
every Uber driver talked about it. Everybody in the town
was talking about it.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
The one Uber guy talked about it in the parking
line before he dropped.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
No, not that guy, but the lady that drove me
that did pick me up after that and drove me
to Andrea's house. She talked about it. She's like, maybe
I should do my research, but I know that's what's
going on.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Way to stay informed.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Yeah, and then someone at the venue the night before
was talking about it, how the Spurs were trying to
move their building and all that. I mean, it was crazy.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Guys. When you come for the convention, ubers are way
better here. You wait less than three minutes and they
don't drop you off in a parking lot and tell
you that the app disappeared.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Oh that dude. I mean it was like once I
wasn't Brittany, he wasn't gonna get me a ride. He
was like gotta get out.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
You're like, did I disappear too.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
It's like, you're gonna get out? And I was like
what and he showed me. He just holds up his phone,
which is like he had turned the app off and
there was just like a home screen. He was like,
see it's not there. I was like, okay, we're just
going to the airport and he goes, nope, you have
to get out.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Were you like, okay, bye robot?

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I was like, whoops, all right, well that was thanks
for the riding, man, I leave you a tip.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
On the Big Show. Whenever Bones plays his phone when
he talks to that robot, we all say in the
back room, by robot. And then whenever a real caller
calls on the phone and says goodbye, we go bye human. Okay, so,
but the driver him, that's just such a robot move.
So that would have been by robot. By sore losers

(53:25):
Nation man, I hope they enjoyed that trip to San Antonio.
Man a hell of a night, hell of twenty four hours.
I think I'm good man, I ain't need to go there.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yeah, I got your Mexican food for you, dude, it's good.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Yeah, that would have been cherry on the top of
you to have brought a little Mexican here.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Sometimes people when they go to Chicago bring the deep
dish back.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Oh yeah, I see those people on the plane that
carry it.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
There's no way it takes.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
It doesn't taste that good. There's no way, no way,
no way, no way.