Lunchbox VS Airport Security

In this episode special guest Tool Box is in the studio to bring some professionalism to the Sore Losers. Lunchbox had a run in with airport security that resulted in  a showdown for the ages. Also if you have Christian McCaffrey you need to hear the conspiracy theory that Lunchbox has regarding the rest of the season. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't come in here.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh hello, what what was that?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
We got a guest? We got a special guest in
the studio.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Let's roll.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Make sure you get on that mic and you talk like,
oh we gotta, we gotta.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I can't swallow it.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Hey, coachers, please don't forget to do the intro next podcast.
It's annoying when y'all keep forgetting and I don't know
who you are. Thanks, Brendan Rodgers. All right, we'll do
it right away.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Man and a special guest, no less.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hey, you guys want guests, We bring guests. And Ray
was pleasantly they can afford.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Well, I thought he's bringing his kid back in here. Mooby,
my name's not babybox like, so you call him a
fake name and then it all gets brought to the
head right here, and we can no longer call him
his fake name.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, I don't know where he got that. He got
a little latitude. Yeah, I didn't see that coming.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
So I just called him kid for sixty minutes. All right,
we're gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
He was offended. He thought he was a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
A kid, All right, Arnold, say hi to my dad.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
They are two bucks. I'm Arnold. Well that's so funny
with me.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I'd rather Abby say something.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well, she doesn't ever come on here, she's too busy.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh that was creepy. It's just like the guy that
keeps asking me. So it was hot to a girl
taking you to Spenser's. Yet I'm like, oh, like a
tweet or something. No, no, neighbor.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh, I mean it is a storyline. She did say
she's going to take you to Spencer's.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, And then he said he's asked me like three
times if she's taken me to Spencer's.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
And then another day he said, is.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
That code for something?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
No? No, no, it's a store.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
But then I said, he goes, oh, but she did
pretty good signing the podcast deal.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Han.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I was like, yeah, I have no idea what it's
going to be about or if she's any good at
doing a podcast, and he goes, oh, just such a
sweet Southern girl. And I was like, okay, I've got
to excuse myself from this conversation.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Also, are we gonna need to raise that microphone? It's
just it's too low for the many try and jack
it up trying. Yeah, that's probably better that.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Better, ye, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
There we go all right now let's go. All right,
we're gonna do it live.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
How come I can't hear myself?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
You really can't.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Oh, probably your headphones aren't on your ears. Maybe I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Scoot them back now.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Can you hear yourself?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Not really, I can hear you just but I think
I could hear you without that.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Can you hear the music?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, well you.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Can't hear yourself. No, We've had our share of issues
in this studio. This wouldn't be unfounded, folks.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, so I have no idea there. The studio is
not really.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
The Drake London touch dams. That's the new thing. They
all just do flips in the end zone.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
And that was more.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Darnell Mooney or whatever is Mooney whatever. Well, I'm seeing
the highlights for the first time. I guess Cousins has
still got it since the campfire in Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Well, let's say Barkley hurt, h Barkley drop.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
But then playing prevent defense also, that's what blows it.
They start playing prevent and lets them go right down
the field. And anyway, that was on Monday night. It's
already Wednesday. Oh yeah, let's let's let's do the intro
a lot of nights ago, even though it seems like
last night. All right, we're gonna do it live.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Oh the what.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Losers? What up? Everybody?

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
What's up, Y'asarnold on the intern here, I get picked
two hundred dollars a year. I will be at the
convention and I love it.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
What's y'all? It's Sais and I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the North side of
Nashville with baser white picket fence, two point five cats.
I'll die have a heart attack when I'm seventy two.
We do have two point two acres, a lot of
decimal points. But I am a math guy. Let's introduce
the guests. Guys over to you.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's you, that's me, he said, say action. This is toolbox,
and I have one mission here. I was sent by
my son.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Who's your son?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Batter's box? What if everybody, that's Batter's box? And he
would appreciate Ray quit talking about his fantasy team and
the forty nine ers. We the Jinx is real.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
True, that's true. But he does have an awesome fantasy team,
all right, and the fourth that's it. Stop that and
the forty nine ers. Injury wise, Oh, debos out now, CBC.
I mean, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
But Debo's out now, strain CAF. He's gonna be out
for numerous weeks. I mean they're falling like flies over
there in San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Everybody's heard on every team.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Ayuk might as well be injured. He puts up one
catch in four yards a game, right now, that's what
he's average.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Not now, because he's only one there.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
He'll still not even catch any balls. I need to
tell Justin I didn't know about Debo. When did that happen? Yeah, Monday.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
You don't check the waiver wire or whatever the injury reports.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
You want to know. The real reason. Used to be
a website you see called Rodo World and it was
free and I got all my information and you got
exclusives from Field Yates, mel Kipper, Kim Jackson, got Adam
Schefter coming in there. I got the best shif and
then they sold, they absolutely sold their ass and they

(05:41):
became NBC Sports Edge. Now you got to have some
exclusive monthly membership.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Fuck that.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I'm not doing that. And if you go on there,
it's not updated as much as it used to be.
So now I just go on Twitter see what some experts,
some armchair quarterbacks say about a guy, and see if
he's injured or not. I don't know a website to
tell if somebody's injured. I don't either, Okay, no idea.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
I always just google starting lineups and then they say,
like major League Baseball. I'm like, oh, you know who's
playing tonight? Now look and I'm like, let me see
who's starting. Oh no, he's hurt. Okay, cool, questionable expected
lineup maybe all right, cool, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
And then also you go to Twitter and they post
the starting lineups before the game. Let me ask you this.
When you used to go to the ballpark in Arlington
wherever you guys used to go, how did you know
who was starting in the game.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
The newspaper they would list the starting pitchers.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
That's true, but they would list them. I mean, but
information was still not real time, not so a guy
could get injured and you'd go to the game and
be like, hey man, Barry Bonds is starting and then
he would not play.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Back when I went to ballgames, they did not get
injured that often. Pitchers pitched nine innings three hundred and
fifty innings a year. That's how it was. They just
didn't have the injuries like they do. Now.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Why do they have the injuries now?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Is it because they're bigger, stronger, faster?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh you think you think being more out of shape
help them?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, because they weren't as big a collisions. I mean,
now you're running a four to two forty. When you
hit something, it explodes. Back then it was a five
forty and it didn't explode.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Okay, but what are pictures? Did pictures not get hurt
as much? You said they don't get hurt? Well, uh,
pictures pitched back then. Now it's all about velocity back then,
I mean Maddox was a pitcher.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
True, right, agree with that.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I mean, they threw hard when they had to, but
it wasn't maximum velocity every time. Hitters weren't as good
because they couldn't go go up to bat, then strike out,
go back in the dugout and look at a film
of their at bat. I mean it just this wasn't

(08:00):
as specialized. So I don't think the pitchers had to
be as spot on because everybody pitched nine innings eight innings.
Relievers were not a big deal back in the day.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
In my day, now you got the Yankees bullpen looks terrible.
The Red Sox got that lefty that comes in and
just gives up everything to the moonshots.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
I mean, the starting pitching doesn't matter because they go five,
then two, then there's a two inning guy, and then
then there's a one inning two two to one inning guys.
I mean, that's just the way it is. It's hard.
It's harder for me to watch baseball now than it was,
even though I do like the The pitchclock was that
pitchclock was the best thing ever.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Listen, and I liked baseball before, but having the pitchclock
changed everything because on a Thursday night, I can sit
there and watch a two hour and fifteen minute game exactly,
and I know it's gonna be over quickly. Back in
the day, you'd sit there and be like, man, it
could be midnight and it's just a regular season, damn game.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Well, back in my day, they didn't take forever. I mean,
it was your day that they started adjusting their gloves,
their jock everything. I mean, they had to just everything, and.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Jocks are a little bit bigger nowadays, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I wouldn't know. I haven't checked a.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh Man is Batter's box an Astros fan. Well, I
think the Royals are going to do well in the playoffs.
I really do. I think they beat the.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, there it goes there, there you goes. Sorry, Joe
batters Bock.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
They gave me the projected playoff standings and the Royals
will win the first round and they'll play the Yankees
in the second round. And I think they beat the Yankees,
but then they're gonna get both get beat out to
the Astros. I think the Astros make it to the
World Series, and on the other side, it's either Dodgers
or Phillies. I haven't made up my mind one hundred
percent yet on that.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
I will say that at the beginning of the year,
the Astros were so bad and I buried them. I
came on this podcast said, man, the Astros had an
amazing run. It is over, and boy have they righted
the ship. I don't know how they did it, but
they did it, and it's just it's amazing that the
run the Astros and the run that the Dodgers have
had unbelievable. They're both unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Well, the Dodgers are very stacked.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
No, no, I understand that. But they're stacked, but they
give up all their prospects and then they still have
guys that are still really good.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
They're giving up their prospects for soheyo Tani. I mean,
it's not like they're giving their prospects away for players
that aren't good.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Right, But every year, you shouldn't have that many good prospects.
You have to develop them to be that good, to
be able to trade for these stars, you know what
I'm saying. Like, usually when you make a big trade
like that, you're not able to pull another big trade
off like that for a few years because you don't
have enough prospects. The Dodgers just seem to keep bringing
them up, bringing them up, bringing them up, bringing them up.
Doesn't matter. The Astro is the same thing. They just

(10:52):
seem to have a plug of stars.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
The Astros got it because there for about five years.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
They say the worse, but that was ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
You know, well it makes a while for prospects too.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
I'm just super impressed what they've both been able to maintain,
because no other team in Major League Baseball has been
able to maintain that.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Well, everybody's up and forgetting one team.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, the Rockies, Oh good boy, Hey, the White Sox.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
The Oakland A's Oakland. As Dad goes, it's really sad
and it's heartbreaking to see that stadium is gonna get
taken away, a demolishtra Like Dad, that stadium has been
a pile of crap since.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
We say they got poop coming up the drains, don't they.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I mean, there's like two hundred people at those games.
I mean, there can't be any like you go to
a game. I've always said about the Titans. There's no
aura when you enter that stadium. You don't really like.
There's something about Cowboys Stadium. I don't give a crap.
You got a dollar on the game. All of a
sudden you start feeling some football, and there's like there's
an aura. People have an aura. Some don't.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
So well, when you spend five billion dollars, you better
have something, correct. I mean, Cowboys Stadium, it sucks.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I mean, I don't know why I would go to
a stadium and watch it on the big screen up above.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
I've heard you do that. But also in the end zone,
you got about ten girls dancing on poles shaking their ship.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Okay, oh that you go anywhere and watch that game.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
I go down the street. Yeah, I mean deja vu.
They'll have it on the screen and there's chicks dancing
on the po shaking their ship on the pole too.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
My point is this the A stadium, no aura, Titan Stadium,
no aura. Hopefully the new one has something. That's what
there's stadium.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
I want to know what new like the new Titan
Stadium when they finish it, you know, the stadium, citizens
stadium sightings.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
My opinion is the Knoxville when I went there, you
could actually feel it there. It had an aura, but
it was one hundred thousand fans different, right.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
I think all pro football stadiums now are all going
to turn into the same thing because they're all building
a dome. They're all like, you know, look at all
these graphics. They're like Sofi Stadium in LA. Does that
really have an aura to it? Or is it just
I've heard that's pretty nice, but no, it's not. No,
it's no. I get that it's nice. But Wrigley Field
feels different. Yeah, it's one of those in Way Park

(13:05):
feels different. You walk into SOFI and I didn't tell you.
If I if I told you you're just blindfolded you
and you walked into that state, would you be like,
oh man, this is so amazing. I don't feel like
you're gonna get the energy in the vibe. You're gonna
get that. You get it, Lambeau or you get.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
It still is right. I don't know if I've been inside.
I've only done the train by it. It looks like
it's got it all.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
I was right there when I went to Chicago this summer.
I saw it, said Soldier Field this way and Navy
Peer this way, and we went maybe Pier had Aquarium
to the right, and we went to your query.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
I didn't. I haven't been too many. But they used
to play.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
You're going to Titan Stadium this Sunday. Then. Oh I'm kidding.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
No, wait do they play a road game game? Oh yeah,
you can take the boys. He's here to bake because
I'm going to BA because I'm gonna go to the
Raider Stadum. What's the Radio State Raiders Stadium called.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Uh Raider Pound. I don't know, isn't it didn't they
play it the sphere.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
But anyway, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I feel like we played the Packers this Sunday.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Oh yeah, the tickets are gonna be too expensive, so
you play Malik Willis and the Green Bay Packers.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
But they won.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
No, but lambo's something you got the snow coming down?
They lost the Jets.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
No, Okay, I thought they. I thought they.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
My parlay would have been a lot happier if they
had won. I went money line. I got a little greedy.
I needed something for a thousand dollars, so I had
a full slate of games. They screwed me, and then
Cincinnati and the Chiefs went over. But I precked it
everything else. I knew all that gay and but let
me say that O'Malley screwed it the night before the
previous parlay, so two forty dollars parlays were shot for
the weekend. I'll live eighty dollars, Okay, I just won't

(14:42):
eat for the week But lambo, dude, I've been there.
There's no seats. All it is a bench. You're sitting
next to your buddies. They got their handwarmers. You got
your bodies all next to each other. You know, you
probably got some chicks in the group at the time.
We had guys, and it's just you see the snow
coming down. The Patriots are in town. Dude, Lambo, I
mean you're you're talking. It doesn't matter what hap in
that play. You just remember that moment. I had no

(15:02):
money on the game, wasn't even a Packers fan. It's special.
There's an aura. People have auras, hotties have auras. So
there you go.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
It's a great I mean, I agree with you. That's
why I feel like when they're building all these stadiums,
Like when you're building a stadium in Minnesota and you
put a dome, like the whole point is for you
to have the advantage of the outdoors and the cold.
If you're the Minnesota Vikings, if you just have an
indoor stadium, even though I've heard it's rocking over there
in their stadium whatever, it's like, ah, oh, it's just

(15:33):
the same old crap.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Okay. I have a question. So when they built lambeau Field,
is the seating capacity less now than when it was built?

Speaker 1 (15:42):
No, they've added to it, ycause what's going.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
On with bench seats. I'm just thinking people were small
back then. Now we're big.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Oh, now we're fat.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
So with the seating capacity.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
No, I think they still sell a ticket to a
fat person and then you have another person. So you
have two fat people that take up three seats, and
so then someone has to stand in the aisle. Oh okay, yes,
Ashley White could tell us she lives three houses down
from lambeau Field.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
I would love for you. Yes, Oh I can.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Hey, you need to go to that Titans game, man
that you want to take.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Three kids, a six year old to four year old
and a two year old down to Nissan Stadium on
a Sunday.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
They see one of those cheerleaders doing their thing. It'll
change their interpretation of life all at one moment. I'm
telling you that the Titans do a great job. When
it's Halloween, they have them all dress up. When it's
what is it Mexican? Yeah, when it's Heritage Month, they
got them all, you know, dressed like sinkle them out.
They they do costumes, they do everything, and they make

(16:43):
sure that every end ton aura.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
What do you mean there is no aura? I mean
half the time, I'm so pretty excited here.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Because right war ours, I'm like, you know what, for
all the shitty teams that they've had and they haven't
made the playoffs and since they lost to Burrow in
the playoffs round one, I said, they do a great
job with their on field entertainment. And I'll leave it
at that and we'll take a break. Right, what are
those cheerleaders doing?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
No, I want to tell you you really take a break?

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah, didn't you enjoy those commercials?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Okay, well they're pretty good. Are we back?

Speaker 1 (17:17):
We're back? Oh, guys, we're live. What right? You know
how people take their job a little too seriously? Yeah? Uh,
everybody over thirty. The twenty to thirty crowd doesn't care.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
So, you know, Toolbox flying into the National Airport and
so I got to go pick them up. And I
roll in. He calls me, hey, where are you at.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
I'm pulling in.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
I'll be there about four minutes to pull up, Pull up,
four minutes, I'll pull up.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
You would think he'd be there waiting for me now.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Because I didn't want to be there early because I
didn't want to.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Make a lap.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
In his defense, it's a tough airport. Now, talk about
building up that airport's completely different, dude, And.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
There's construction everywhere, so the traffic is backed up a
little bit. They got one lane blocked off when you're
pulling into the airport. It's a little bit of chaos,
controlled chaos.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
It's fine.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I just didn't want to have to make a lap
because then you get stuck in this. They make you
go back out on the highway, come back in, go
through the construction again. No one lap, one time, Get
in the car, let's go.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
And there's no sign for VIP parking for the rich
rich low key flex. There's no sign that says this
is the assisted parking. Yeah, this is.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
There's no there's no sign for valet parking.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
It makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Well, what I want to know is why Southwest Airlines
when you land, they pass all these open gates and
they take you to the very furthest one to get out.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
We have answers for that.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Answer? No, Well, I've been told back in, I've been
told currently they pay for gates, and the cheapest gates
are the ones that are the farthest away, is what
people have said.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Okay, well, as we're taxiing in, there are open gates
for south because there's Southwest planes because.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
They have other planes coming into those gates, and then.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
The one I'm on always is at the farthest one.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
I've never been out front. I've never been up front.
I would love to land one day and get out
and be at C four. I am always at seed
twenty seven, way at the back.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
And there's another reason that people have said this is
all that I've seen. Explain because one guy posted it
and said, why is it always the farthest gait. Apparently
people complained all the time about late luggage, so they said,
f these people, we're gonna put them on the farthest
spot ever, so it takes them forever to walk to
their luggage, then they're not going to do any complaining.
They'll luggage will be waiting for him, and we get
them the hell out.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
That's true. Your luggage will it is just coming out,
even though it's very poorly marked. They need to say,
what is it? The one airline to the left and
Southuthwest to the right. Because when you went to carousels,
when I went, I got in there and I go
to the left because I see some people standing around
a carousel. No wrong, airline, So I got to go

(19:49):
back all the way to the right.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, ask a couple of questions.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Hey, next time you're there, can you please maybe I'll
ask them because I'll be there this week. I would
like to know why they renovated this airport. Super nice.
It looks great, but they have one escalator down.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
We now have flights to Punta Cana and Indianapolis.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
That is incredible. But why do they have in that
whole airport. When you get done with your baggage claim,
you go to the carousel, you get your bag, there
is only one escalator down to like the ride share
and where the bus is like valet or the bus
only has one stop. So if you have all these
car seats and you have all your luggage, you gotta

(20:28):
walk all the way down to carousel one, and then
you gotta walk all the way back carrying car seats
to get on the bus to carousel five. Why don't
they have multiple bus stops. And if you're going to
get a lift, why don't they have a escalator right
there where you can go down at carousel l like
between carousel one and three, instead having to walk all
the way to carousel five. So for that whole airport.

(20:50):
There is one carousel down to the car rental, the shuttle,
the freaking rideshare. It drives me nuts. Anyway, I went
to pick up toolbox.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
I digress personal problems.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
He told me. He says, all right. I came out
the last door, and I said, all right, I'll be
there in a minute. And I come rolling up and
I start pulling up to the curb and I get
up on my window, my passenger windows.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Roll your window down, roll your window down.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Fuck you, get out of the car, get it out. Hey,
I'm not here. I'm not Tyrek. I'm not Tyrek Man relaxed.
I'm not Scheffler relaxed. And he and he just points
like keep going, keep And it's the guy in his
little you know, orange and green vest, and I'm like,

(21:39):
he's like, keep it going, keep it going. I was like, no,
I'm pulling up right here.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Pull up.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
And he goes, no, you're not.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
He's talking to you through your cars.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
I rolled down on the one. I don't Why can
I not pull up and pick someone up. He goes,
this is a no waiting zone. And I said, I know.
I'm just picking him up. And he goes do you
see him right now? I said, yeah, he's right over there.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
And see him at that.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
My dad's over there smoking a cigarette, you know, you know,
hitting the cancer stick.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
You know, probably he's on a heater, you know, there's
a smoking he's smoking a dart.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
And so he sees one guy standing by the curb
and he goes, you're getting in this car and the
guy goes no, and the guy goes, then keep it moving.
You got to keep it moving. I said, he's right
over there, and he goes.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
He just goes, do you know who I am?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
I said, I.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Said, you just pick out a random guy. That's my dad.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
No, No, my dad was like behind that guy across
the other sidewalk, like you know what I mean, like
diagonal from the guy that I pointed that way, and
he just went with the first guy on the curb.
He didn't look behind him where my dad was smoking
the heater and he was like. The guy said, he's
not with you. You keep it moving. There's a no
waiting zone.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
That's my dad.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
I said, he's over there smoking. He goes, he's not
right here. You got to keep going.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
What if he runs?

Speaker 3 (22:53):
And so I'm like, well, this is stupid, So you
have when you walk out, there's a lane for where
the buses go, then there's a median where you stand,
and then the street where the cars pick you up.
So I had to drive up and block the exit
for the buses, and I'm just blocking the lane of
traffic because the guy wouldn't let me pull over. So
my dad has to come walking down the bus lane

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to get in the freaking car. And there's cars behind
me like honking, like all right, move, move, and I'm like, what.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
We pull an eighteen wheeler in here?

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Over zealous Andy back here wouldn't let me pull up.
He wouldn't let me pull up, So you're gonna have
to wait while my dad walks down the bus lane
to get in the car.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Dude. Those people's job, though, is predicated on them being
a dick.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
I understand. But if I point to someone just because
you're just asked the first guy, you didn't ask the
guy over there smoking a cigarette, but he's not waiting
right here. You gotta keep going. So he's ten feet
away so I can't pull up. Why he walks that
ten feet over? My bad didn't know this.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
New strict rule. Yeah, airport's tough.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
It's they're not like that in Austin.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
They're nice, Texas nice.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
They never I never get hassled with hell. They they're
double parked and you're unloading. I mean, I.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Always try to pull over to the far right because
you got the other.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
I hope they are my cars out front there. I
hope it's there when I get bad.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, and you just try. You try to jam in
between some cars and just fake like you're picking somebody up,
and that slows you down. Oh, I don't want to
You don't want to loop again.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
And that's why I was there a little late. I
don't want to be there early because I don't want
to loop. And then when I see my dad over there,
I'm thinking, oh, this is gonna be so easy.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Why didn't you tell him how you exactly felt and
said I don't want to loop? And then he'd be like,
you know what, thank you sir for being honest. No,
there was no need to let him. I didn't need
to loop. Why didn't you tell him you were afraid
of the loop?

Speaker 3 (24:45):
I could have, but he would have said there's a
no waiting zone. He didn't care about my feelings at
that point because my father was sitting right there. I
mean we were, I mean moments away from our reunion.
We haven't seen each other in like months.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
You know how you fix that situation? You hand him
a buck. Change anybody's mind. Hey, how's ten minutes sound?
You slide him a one dollar bill.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
I mean, yeah, I'm sure that'll work.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
The fact that he put himself in harm's way. He
stood between my vehicle and the curb, so I couldn't
get close to the curb.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
That knocking on the window too. I don't even know
if I would have even come near somebody's I'd just
be like, hey, keep going.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
And he's pointing that way, that way, and I'm like, yeah,
I'm pulling up. No, no pulling up. What do you
mean I can't pull up. There's a no waiting zone.
I said, yeah, yeah, I'm getting him in my car.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, my car broke down.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Sorry, I just thought it was a little over zealous
andy action.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Oh my gosh, I just thought of it. Why didn't
you pop the hood and say, hey, my car's malfunction.
I got to check it out. Something's wrong with it.
And then your dad gets near and you're like, oh,
it's all good. Come on, Pops, get in. How can
he tell you don't have a vehicle issue, dude, dude,
you popped the wrong hood. Pop the front, dude, to
the engine.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
That's it, dude.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Oh sorry, trunk side serpentine belts all fucked up? Many, Hey,
you want to give me a hand here? Get your
hand over here? Hey, do you can you tell me
if my carburetors working right? I think his linkoa's up there,
and there's some smoke coming out of there coach. Then
all of a sudden he's like, oh man, that's all
you man, I'll be over here that you're good.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Oh man, this day, Hey, my car smoked. It might
it might explode. I'm sorry. This is an airport, ba
ba and so yeah. So then Pop's got in the
car and we drove off and the traffic was happy,
but it was really annoying.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Uh the new airport. Though it looks like a space ship,
doesn't it's cool?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah it, I mean I don't know about a spaceship.
I didn't see that much of it.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Well, and there's two terminals. I never know which one
to pull up at. Man, you just gotta pull up.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
I will say that my dad has lost his damn
mine though.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I mean I would have imagined that, because when you're retired,
what does he have to worry about besides your ten kids?
You throw at him.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Well, here's the thing. Because of the Vegas weekend, you know,
he I asked him if he would come watch the kids.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Wait, your wife's going with you?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Bullshit? And I don't get to go. Well, I mean,
two thirds of the sore losers is going yeah, wow, Arnold,
are you going? Yeah, you bitch?

Speaker 3 (27:07):
So I call him. I'm like, hey, would you mind
coming and staying the weekend with the boys. He's like, yeah,
that'd be great. And I was like, all right, you know,
we'll figure out a flight da da And he goes, oh, no, no, no,
I'm planning on driving.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Like what I mean, that's the renegade in m man.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
And I said you plan on driving? He goes yeah.
I said, by yourself.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
What are you on a no fly list?

Speaker 3 (27:28):
He goes, yeah, Man, I'll just turn the music up
and I'll just cruise. I'm like, Dad, you don't know
how to go, you don't know how to use GPS,
You're going to be lost in the middle of Texas
and all of a sudden, you're gonna be in an
abledeen when you're supposed to be in Nashville.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Oh, dude, we made that drive. It is brutal. It's
a long drive.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
I said, Yes, all these years we've had since I've
been born, we've had GPS.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
But you usually have someone with you to help you
read the map. You're older now, it's more difficult.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
And I would say, why not an amtrap overdriving, because
then somebody else's driving for you. They go stops where
you can rip it.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
All I rode was Amtrak as a kid.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
That's what I'm saying. My grandparents loved the train, so
the train is always an option. And I would ride
the Greyhound.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Oh my dad worked for the Santa Fe so we
had free trips on the train. That's how we rode.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Don't do the Greyhound.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
The Greyhound's a little shake, dude.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
I did the Greyhound from San Marcus to Dallas and
it stopped because it was a felon on it. They
made everybody get off the bus at Burger King and
they said there was a felon on our bus and
he got arrested.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
That's they gave me crap because I was at the
bus station. Some guy was selling his shoes, so I
gave him money and they when I got home, they said,
you actually took his shoes. I said, well, that's I did.
Wanted to feel bad. That's what he was doing, selling shoes. Wow,
do you remember that?

Speaker 3 (28:52):
No, I don't remember that at all, But damn, that's
a dick move. I mean, he really just wanted money.
Couldn't let him have to keep his shoes, dude.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I got in trouble for the same thing in high school.
This kid was poor, apparently, and he sold me his shoes.
They were dope rebox for twenty dollars and they said
those were his only shoes.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Oh that is my case. These were not dope shoes.
These were I don't think he actually worem. They were
sort of dress shoes and I never wore them.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
So you bought dress shoes at a gas stations. I mean,
I mean that's like back in the day in Austin
when we first started the Big Show. We did a
bit for Marty Grass where I went around handing out
beds for women to flash me. Some home was like
he wanted bes and I.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Man, what a bit.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
We need to bring that back, dude.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
You want to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
It doesn't have to be a bit ray just walk
around with beads.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, but the problem is nowadays a lot of guys
would be the ones flashing us man.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Uh but yes, my cousin Andrew, he came to visit
him and his wife Ellen, and then they were going
to visit his friend Brim, who was living in Knoxville
at the time. And I was like, you want us
to meet Brim halfway? You know what I mean, like
you can get in their car. You can just rent
a car. And he goes, oh no, dude, like this
is a couple years ago. It's like, we'll just take
the Greyhound. And he was like, Greyhound is so cool,
it's so fun. And he called me when he got

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to Knoxville and he goes, I'll never get onto the
Greyhound in my life.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Laugh track?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
They aren't that bad.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
While he the guy behind him touched told the guy
across the aisle, you put your feet on my seat again,
I'm anatab you Yeah, you got any scags? And he said,
all right, I think I'm in a little rougher demographic
than I thought I was ready for.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
On the Greyhound.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
But he said he got to Knoxville safely and he's
not going to go back.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Get this though, Remember we went to Evansville. I told
you guys this before the casino. They have a bus
that picks up in one of the grocery store parking
lots around ten pm. For fifty bucks. Maybe they'll take
you there. You gamble for four hours, they bring you back,
and they leave you in a grocery store parking lot
at like three am. Really, yeah, then you don't have
to drive. It's not a bad idea. I did one time, dude.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
The US to do that in Austin. I went to Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
I think, yes they did.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
But there's a megabus. This is great in theory.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's all great until you lose and then you got
to ride home. Then you gotta wait.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
You're out of money, and you still gotta wait for
the damn bus. Just sit on the curve for two hours, like, man,
when's that bus gonna be?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
You know, at least you know you got to ride back.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Everybody on that bus laws money.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Everybody everybody's miserable. Everybody going there, their our spirits are high.
There's gonna be the time of my damn life. Let's go,
let's go way.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Holme, It's fuck this place. Why'd we go? Damn it?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Hey, angry drunks, angry gamp. That's what I don't like Vegas.
When I this weekend I'm not looking forward to. Is
the angry person that when they lose.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Who you talking about?

Speaker 4 (31:36):
You? No?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
No, I don't get angry anymore. I used to.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
But people that get mad at the dealers like it
ain't the dealer's damn fault. The dealer ain't there to
take your money. They're just doing a job. They have
no win, they are not hoping you lose. But the
people that take it personal and start yelling at the
dealers very often, the hardest thing in gambling is to
walk away.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
And I'll hang up and listen on that.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
No, the hardest thing to do in gambling is split
nces win. That's the hardest thing in gambling.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
No, I would argue, it is harder.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Do you can walk away because you have no money?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I mean how hard is that?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
The one power you have against the dealer, against the aria,
against the entire casino floor is looking in the eyes
and say fuck you, I'm going to my room.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Well, you'll be why why did you go to Vegas
in the first place?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Because, I mean, that's how you change the mojo, and
that's how you don't lose your ass. The ability to
walk away in a relationship or in Vegas is the
most powerful thing you have. You tell them, yeah, I mean,
you'll probably be back in twenty miles.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Gonna say. They don't care the hell you're saying. They're
staying in their hotel.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I was a dealer, I'd be like, cool, I don't care,
get out of it.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Hey, all right, man, man, I'm Gonnactually I'm gonna go
into the room, dude, And they're like, all right, see
in twenty minutes. Man, what I used to do. I
mean I used to take if I was losing, you know,
and I couldn't win, couldn't win, I'd go up, take
a shower, change outfit. I think that changes the go
back down. Guess what work didn't change the damn thing.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
One of my favorite things to do with my wife is, dude,
we'll keep going on that. Tell us what's that system
called that? We just said Amtrak? What's that fucking thing
they got that's a train? Oh yeah, monorail, monorail. Dude,
we do that monorail. We'll hit twenty casinos in a weekend.
If it's cold, cool, bounce the next one, another one.
You're never on the street. You're always in the monorail.
But you can only go to casinos really that are

(33:24):
on the monorail or otherwise it's a decent walk. But
you hit them all.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
So did it work? Are you wealthy?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
She she cleaned up, pretty well. Yeah, that's it was
good for slots with sports betting. It didn't matter. I
can watch them anywhere, you know.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
All I know is those motails all look pretty nice.
I don't think there's all that many winners walking out
of there. There is no.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
No, there's not We're gonna six The reason you go, no,
that's no, that's what That's why you go, like, oh,
you get up three hundred dollars. It's like, oh, I
could have walked away. But it's like, and do what
for the rest of the time? Yeah, Like, are you
gonna sit there and do nothing for the next two days?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
If you go to Vegas with a game plan, a foundation, bet,
a budget, and you have some sort of structure with
spending your money, you can beat Vegas. But I'm telling
you ninety five percent of the people that go to
Vegas have no plan, go willy nilly, lose their ass,
and are fine with losing five hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
That's why you're going. You're going there to gamble. If
you win, great, if you lose whatever. I mean, that's
what you plan on doing.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
But here's my point. I went to Evansville Justin's sister.
There's just a small example, small sample sized, Justin's sister.
It was his birthday. How is she doing good? I
haven't heard from her. She's in Michigan. I have no idea.
But Justin, she had no plan. She lost forty dollars.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
She didn't even bring a bakkroll, so she was done.
Justin not really that he had a little bit of
a foundation, bet no plan. He lost two hundred me.
I had the most strategic plan possible. I knew the
gams that games that I was gonna bet. I went
with a six hundred dollars bankroll and I won four
hundred dollars. So that was it.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
That was it. So do you go every weekend? I mean, why,
what if my wife would like me? Why are you working.
The people that always win, I I don't know the
ones that give out the bets on why are they working?
Why aren't they just betting? That's the question that there's
no rhyme and reason. By the way, your story about

(35:16):
where were you when you went on the ship.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Oh the boat, I mean that was when we went
to the Bahamas, we went to Turks and k Well, anyway,
that two.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Hour thing all I could think of. I was humming
Gilligan's Island song as you were, as we lost a
two hour tour.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
We'll take a break, We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I was laughing. I was That's all I could think of. God, dang,
sounds like Killigan's Island. They're not going to get off?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Is that what it says? Two hour tour? I think
it's a four hour Okay. I was gonna say that'd
be pretty funny if the exact same time.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
And I told Dan, you should have been playing that
as you told me, we can't carry uh.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
I will say that as one Monday Morning confessions, right,
not Monday morning confessions.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
What do we do?

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Monday morning regrets, bonehead, Wednesday morning regrets. I would like
to come to you and say, I am so glad
that I drafted Drake London over Cooper Cup. Last week
I said, Drake London's a bum, Cooper Cup is amazing.
And here we are after week two and Cooper Cup
is gonna miss extended time because of injury. I don't

(36:28):
like to see that. But Drake London on Monday Night
Football actually showed that he has a pulse. He has
a pulse. He caught some passes, Kirk Cousins moved around
a little bit, and Drake London may not be such
a bad draft pick.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
After all.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Cup is hurt too.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yes, Cooper Cup is hurt. There was one guy who
showed his fantasy team and every single player on his
team was hurt. He had Cup something names some of
the other injuries he had, CMC, Pookah pooka running, Oh JACKO.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
I mean wow, right now, I'm just team Hey, are
you in a fantasy league? He's in with chess day
in one of our with Garrett and Greg and Jacob And.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
What's your record?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
You can talk about your record. What are you talking
about your politics?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Go ahead and tell him.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Oh and two.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
That's why I didn't want to talk about it. Hey,
why did you think I didn't want to talk about
it because I thought I thought batters Box came from
the tree of good fantasy owners. He has the most
phenomenal fantasy team I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
I want you to keep saying that.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
No, he put up one hundred and thirty points and
he had thirty points on his bench. He didn't even
start JK. Dobbins, and he would be a star running
back on my team. And I said, from day one
to Justin, my co owner and fantasy I said, blue
justin blueprint, I said, make it. That's right. I said,
make our team exactly a mirror image of Batter's Box.

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And we went in it with a game plan of
that and we ended up maybe getting one player. Now,
we we tried for every damn player the same as
his and we failed. But regardless, here's that's what we needed.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Here's the Bulldogs is their team name in our league.
They have Lamar Jackson at QB, A. J. Brown, DK
metcalf Za, Meir White, Jeff Wilson, Junior, Evan ingram Alan Lazard.
They still have Hollywood Brown.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
On their roster.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Well, they just said he was out forever.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
That was on Friday. That was on Friday.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
They didn't even drop him this weekend before the games.
They kept them on their roster. They could have picked
up anybody, anybody, but they didn't know. You can't on Friday.
You could have Evan Ingram.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
They but we don't have a plan. Raheem Moster Romaduse,
he's terrible. Most is he done for Matthew Stafford, Tyler Locke. No,
I'm just I'm reading your roster and Nakua.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
That's all hurt.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
That's their roster.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
We're hurt.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
They're zero and two.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Why didn't you want to get into the sore losers
Fantasy league? So did my wife. I would have killed her, dude.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
If Andy would have been in the same day division.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
And by wins because she's just no, she really doesn't
understand it. So she's not great.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
It does a little bit.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Do you think you have to be great at it
to win it?

Speaker 4 (39:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:21):
No, But the draft is important.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Well, like.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
McCaffrey went first probably in every draft. And how's he helping?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Well, we weren't going to get him, Justin said from
day one. He said he is an injury risk, we're
not getting him, and we were right.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
What I'm saying is it is a lot of luck.
How much percentage would you say fantasy football is luck.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
It's a lot of luck. But out of all the
five years we've done it, how many years does Batter's
Box have a good team almost every single year? And
he won it one year? That's more than luck. He
has got a lot of skill with picking players.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
I look, there is some skill, but if the wrong
player gets hurt or.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Or they get tackled on the one yard line and
you have Isaiah but Checko and then they give it
to Justin Steele, the running the full.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Back, backup guy that all of a sudden is getting touchdowns.
There's some wide receiver that I've never even heard of
for the Chiefs that's getting touchdowns.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
That's what I mean. That's that's that's the thing. You
don't know who heard of Pukah last year? Well, people
don't think anyone picked him in the not here was
a waiver wire.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
But the people that put him on the first round
are idiots. I would have never done that based off
of one year of work. I need a bigger shample size.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Well, but see I'd rather do that than take the
guy that had the running back that has eight years
because there's a fall off for running backs. You just
have to pick the right year.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
I love some running backs, and so does Batter of
the Box, and that's why he did so well. He
got his Gibbs, he got his Kyron Williams, he got
his Bryce Hall. I don't know if he got Gibbs.
We got Gibbs.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
I will say though, right before the season started, I
told you I've never been this excited, Like in years,
I've not been this excited about Bears football. I was
actually excited to watch Bears football. I actually was like, Okay,
on Sunday, I'm gonna sit down, I'm gonna watch them.
Usually I just watched what I think is going to
be the best game on you know, the ticket. This year,

(41:11):
I was like, oh my god. We got Caleb Williams,
we got Keenan Allen, we got DJ Moore, we got
DeAndre Swift, we got freaking cole Coche Doonsy, and we
got in Doonsay.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
We got it.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
All Our defense came together towards the end of the year.
Last year was sweat. When we got him, all of
a sudden we started getting pressure on the quarterback monsters
of the midway, and I said, oh man, I am
so excited about this season.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Two weeks in and I'm done. Is your a boy
not winning Rookie of the Year. No, No, well then
we need to give it to Marv. No, you just
start betting that.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Malik Neighbors is going to win Rookie of the Year
or Brock Bowers.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Eight times your money, and Brocks and the probably twenty
times your money.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
I am just telling you I watched the Bears and
it's great to have all these cool shiny toys that
you know. Caleb Williams the number one draft pick, and
he might suck, but I have no idea if he
sucks and DeAndre Swift I may have drafted him in
a few fantasy leagus because DeAndre Swift I think is
a good running back. But it doesn't damn matter if
he is getting tackled as the ball is being handed

(42:12):
off to him in the backfield. Our offensive line it
might be the worst offensive line in all of the
National Football League. Caleb Williams is not gonna leave on
a stretcher one of these games. He is going to
leave in a body bag. The dude is getting obliterated
every time he goes to pass the ball. There are
four guys putting their helmets right in his sternum, and

(42:36):
it is hard to watch. We can do nothing on offense.
We don't know what the hell we're doing. Our team
is awful. We should have fired our coach last offseason.
Instead we kept him. So we're gonna have Caleb Williams
in this year, and then we're gonna fire our coach
atin this year, and we're gonna fire the offensive coordinators
start all over and waste a year at Kleb Williams.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
We suck.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Our offensive line is full. Caleb Williams has no time
to throw. So we're gonna find out next year if
he's good or not, because right now they are god
awful and I can't watch him anymore.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Well, the nail polish is on the wall. Man.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
There is a reason you got the number one pick.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, because we've traded with the Carolina Panthers on him.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Well, and the Panthers are, hey, would you rather? I mean,
I don't think the Bears were that far from getting
the number one pick.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah, we're number nine. Okay, so We're almost right that
you were good. We won seven games. I'm not saying
we were good, but I'm saying we still got the
number one pick because we traded with the Panthers. But
our offensive line. You've got to protect your quarterback. If
you can't protect the quarterback, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
You rather be the Panthers. No, Oh my god, I
think they've been outscored sixty to three in two games.
Bryce Jones' career is over. Yeah, he's benched, he's done.
You need to pick up Dalton. It'll be good for
your team.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah, it's gonna matter.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
What do you think Dalton's gonna You're already giving up
on your fantasy team.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
No, no, you start Dalton over Jackson?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah over Lamar. Here's the thing at this point, who knows?
Because there's damn guys in the free agent that are
doing better. Th Lamar lamardly eighteen points.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
I hate to tell you, it's gonna make a little
bit of a difference that Carolina can't be as bad
as they were with uh Bryce Young. Bryce Young is
just bad.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
I don't know. I'm laughing because, uh, I mean, I'm
not a big Dallas fan, but I was listening to
the game, and uh, Dave Lostenburg goes, I don't know,
I was watching tape. Who they had played the Panthers
a week Saints Saints. He goes, they're not gonna win
a game. Wait, he said Panthers aren't gonna win because

(44:46):
he said I was watching tape. They're not gonna win
a game.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Do we need to bet that? Well, if Dave Lessenberger
said it, hey babe, hey bub Bussenberger, he don't lie.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, well, he was a quarterback in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
I don't even know how to find that as a bet.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
I bet you can bet it.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
I bet you can. I bet it's probably only about
eight times your money. Which they're gonna win a game.
They're not the Lions of the Ophers back in they No,
I don't know you can squeak one out in today's league,
especially late in the season. Hell, if they play the Titans, all.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Right, let's go, let's go. I'm gonna look up the
Carolina Panthers schedule because they're they're they're underdogs about like
seven points at the Raiders. Carolina Panthers schedule.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
They play at the Raiders. That's a loss. Right, Okay,
they play the Bengals. That's a loss.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Here, they have a chance the Bears. Yeah, there's no
way they're gonna have that bet up.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I mean because here, here's no they could The Bears
defense is actually legit. Their defense actually looks good. Then
they play the Falcons. They ain't beating the Falcons. They
could beat the Commanders.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Commanders aren't any good. They could beat the Broncos. The
Broncos suck. Then they play the Saints. They ain't beating
the Saints. They could beat the Giants.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Why the hell?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
What the Bears to make the playoffs? No is minus
one sixty five and yes is plus one forty. I'll
put one hundred grand on them not to make the playoffs. Yeah,
that's an easy bet. Wow, they're lucky Vegas.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Oh, here we go, Here we go. Panthers could beat
They play the Chiefs. That'll be fifty to nothing. They
play the Bucks, the Eagles, I mean, they're the Cowboys,
the Cardinals.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
That they could beat the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
No, they're not gonna win a game. All they're gonna win.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
They're gonna beat the Commanders, the Broncos, Giants.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
The only one shot.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
And I don't know why you think the Commanders are good?
Commanders suck.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
They're not that bad.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Why is Jalen Daniel still one of the favorites to
win the Rookie of the Year. Oh, he could win it? Well,
he runs around a lot. He know he can win it.
Marv can win it. And then also neighbors can win it.
Can we narrow something down around?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
I just said neighbors are brock Bowers didn't I.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Why my head? I ad markin Harrison had one game
that was good one quarter. They were giving him the
first game he did nothing.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Dude, he's already the second favorite right now.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
That that's how they do it. And what have you
done for me lately?

Speaker 2 (47:13):
I mean, I know after Week one, the Cowboys with
the Super Bowl, and now it's not so much.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Yeah, yeah, I mean they're really the only teams you
can count on Super Bowl. I mean, Chiefs and forty
nine Ers. Other than that, there's nobody that's consistent. There's
nobody that's predictable. Chiefs, You're only gonna be disappointed in July,
in January because they're gonna make it all the way
the playoffs. They're gonna win their first round, maybe they
lose the conference championship or the Super Bowl. You're gonna
be happy until January twenty first, if you pick the Chiefs,
they're the only team that you'll be happy till then

(47:40):
Niners and the Niners, and both of them are like
six times your money, and both of them odds have
not changed since the beginning of the season. So it's
just they are who we thought they were, and they're
gonna be in the finals. They're gonna be in the
playoffs like that.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
I told batters box.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Go ahead. What if everybody that's a batter's box.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
I'm gonna tell you right out of this break, I
have a conspirac on Christian McCaffrey. Tell you right after this,
I told him, something in my gut tells me Christian
McCaffrey is going to be out for the year.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Something in my gut. Are you drunk that they've.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Been hiding how severe this injury is, because I felt
like at the end of last season, you always saw
him on the sideline, stretching, trying to get it loose,
trying to get that achilles loose. He never got hurt
last year, but he always was on the sideline stretching it.
He missed one game towards the end of the year,
and I don't even know what injury it was. Then
this whole offseason they're like, oh, he's fine, he's fine.

(48:39):
Then trading camp, it's just, oh, just a minor, like
a minor tweak. He'll be fine by opening day. He
doesn't play opening Day, and then they put him on
IR so he's missing it at least five weeks. It
tells me that this is serious, that they think it
is a lot worse than they're letting on. They don't
want to let the cat out of the bag. But
you heard it here first.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Could it be that they're just we don't need them,
we don't want them to get seriously injured. We'll bring
him back the last five games of the year and
for the playoffs, and we're fine. I mean, it's sort
of like the Chiefs and Kelsey last year.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Kelsey was he's done. Thank god I didn't pick him
up as a fantasy. He is terrible. Yeah, he gets
one catch for one yard game.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Well, but they said last year he wasn't that used
in the early year. It was like later in the
year could be the same strategy that's true.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
And I watched the Chiefs game on Sunday, and I'm
gonna tell you what was so annoying is they kept
showing Taylor Damn Swift in every play five yard game
and she would be up there, oh my god, oh
my god, oh my god. Every play was oh my god, right,
jumping up and down, like I don't think she understands

(49:55):
a five yard game ain't a big deal.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Oh you don't think she understands the game of football? No, well, White,
we'll box your take.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Why would she? Most women don't understand the game of football.
I mean, is it's your boyfriend, Yes.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
It's her boyfriend's best friend. And she's also in the
booth with her boyfriend's best friend's wife.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
I mean she knows the camera is gonna go over
to it.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
She's excited. She excited, Yes, And I mean also what
we're our wives excited about the Sore Losers convention? No, yes,
was exciting.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Hey, big way to sell it, way to sell it.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Hey, big meeting today, just so you know, big meeting
about coaches convention four?

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I mean when was it a big meeting? Get to
happen January first? Sorry, that's massive. I thought it would
be canceled.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
No, it's not duding. We're not canceled.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Are we having in Vegas? No, we're having it here Nashville.
That's how we're making the announcement. Well I assume we're
having it in Nashville.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Yeah, that's what the big meetings about.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
I want it in Evansville. It's too hard to get
to and their sket You know what skag is? No heroin?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
I know what a hey, dumb ass, you know what
skag is?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Heroin?

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Like God, it's like I'm talking to my grandkids.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I mean, all the terminology they use, you don't even
know what the.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Hell they're saying out. Okay.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
He looked at you like you were so dumb for
not knowing what skag was. Ray was like it was
a disappointed child right there. Oh my gosh, all right,
you ready to go? You're coming back for Friday?

Speaker 2 (51:44):
SPoD Uh I'm babysitting.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Oh, he said, only one pod.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
It depends how much the payment is.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Wait, so you just you came, Moms didn't come.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Moms didn't come.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
You're gonna handle the three kids on your own.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
I'm a superman.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Shucks, right, I feel bad now right, that is an
undertaking dude. I couldn't handle that one kid running back
through here trying to knock over the cock eye trash can.
Didn't know if he was gonna pull a cord. And
that was one times at by three. Well, he's the
wildest one of the bunch. Probably no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Than that thing that he's the calm one.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
You're telling me. It gets worse than that little torp.
He was insane. He didn't stop for sixty straight minutes.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
I I think, I listen, I have full confidence in
my father.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
And that's why I didn't want him to drive, because
I felt like after watching the kids for a few days,
he was gonna be exhausted and then he was gonna
have to drive home. And I was like, I don't
want you driving.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
You don't understand when I'm driving. If I'm tired, I stop,
get a motel room. I'm not. It's like I have
to be here in a certain time.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Hey, egos getting the way and you think you can
keep going, I can drive that one more hour.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
He's gone and left. It doesn't batter the.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Older generation, and they got something to prove. They got
an axe to grind and so they drive across the country.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
No, I enjoy looking at the cut. I just turned
my music up and it's not country. But I do
turn my music up.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
And that's okay. It doesn't have to be country. Oh,
my dad's coming in a month. Really. Yeah, it's the
older generation. They got something, They got to proved of
the world.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Your dad want to come on the pod.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
No, he's not as outgoing as your father.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
You don't want. He doesn't want to talk about his
days in the minor leagues.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
He would hate the podcast.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
He would literally he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
I want to ask your dad. Hey, you know what
skag is?

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:44):
There you go? Oh man, all right, yeah that was
pretty left wall.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Skag left wall you mean left field?

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Well, wall field. There's a wall out there.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
So we're gonna need to when are we gonna get
uh your like, what you're taking to Vegas? What's your
game plan? Is that tomorrow's earth that's Fridayday, Friday's episode. Yeah, yeah,
because I didn't. I don't want it to be glossed over.
I want to know beforehand what your plan is before
you go there.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Okay, so what kind of plan we always have to have?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
What is our purse. What's your kitty? Are you taking
five hundred, you're taking eight hundred? Are you're taking a thousand?
What games a you're gonna try to play? Are you
gonna try and target some sporting events? We like to
know that going in because otherwise it's a shit show.
Justin goes to Evans gonna lose two hundred dollars in
wonders why not lose two hundred? I don't know, because
you sat and played roulette for two hours? Like, how
is that a game plan? If you don't have a
game plan, you don't win money in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Okay, all right, we'll see off Friday and hopefully Toolbox
comes back on Fridays pod becaust We've got so much
more to talk about, like plans, what's he gonna do
with the kids? How's he gonna keep him entertained? How's
he gonna keep him from jumping off the roof? Who
knows well?

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Who says I'm gonna keep him from jumping off the roof?

Speaker 1 (54:58):
It's a great point that you should have seen it.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
We went to go pick him up and the littlest one,
baby Box three, was on the playground and he walks
on the playground and starts walking up to him, and
Baby Box three gives him the side. I like, what
the hell do you think you're doing?

Speaker 1 (55:15):
He didn't recognize.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
No, he like, he was like, why is he at
my day?

Speaker 2 (55:19):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (55:19):
He couldn't comprehend it.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
So a kid isn't used to being surprised. They don't
know how to react to He had no idea.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
He broke out in the song, Uh, I.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Don't take this personally. Don't take this personally. It's just
a boundary, a boundary.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
What they sing this song. They sing this song, it's like, uh,
please stop, give me my space. I don't don't take
this personally. It's just a boundary. It's just a boundary.
And they have a little hand signals.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
He didn't to me at that.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
I get it, but he was just like he could
not figure out, Like his head couldn't his couldn't move
fast enough to figure out why grandpa was standing on
his playground at his day.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
You know, he was just like, what how did this happen?
Have you heard the gun song? My nephew taught me
that one. No give me that. If you see a gun, stop,
tell a friend, Tell a grown up.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
How old is he?

Speaker 1 (56:17):
He's like your kid's age.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
They teach him that song.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
I think I Chigan. If you see a gun, don't
touch turn around, tell a grown up or does he
live in Memphis, Michigan?

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Oh yeah, well see And when I was in school,
our we had drills for nuclear war. We put our
heads under the desk like that. Wow, that was really
going to help you.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Now we do a drill for if Elon is going
to shoot a rocket to the moon, but tell.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Him might have one manic song the other one. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yeah, Now we do a drill if you're a coworker
talks to you incorrectly and says something sexist, don't touch
me boundary. That's it.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
That's up.