September 1, 2023 • 50 mins
Sore Losers Nation sends us emails and we read them so why not read them on the podcast. Plus we draw the draft order for all four divisions in The Sore Losers Fantasy Football League. Did Lunchbox and Ray really both get the #1 overall pick in their division? One email lets us know about prison life, one person wants a birthday shout out, and other people just want to tell us we suck.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, I don't know what this is. I don't
know what you got on your mind.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Man, No, no, no, dude, I mean listen, it's draft
time and we got to we gotta have the draft order,
and we got to make it official because all these
people that entered the league, Oh my goodness, when it win?
What position do I draft in? Am I the number
one pick?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Am I?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
The number two pick? Am I the number three pick? Well,
guess what you're about to find out. We're gonna put
and we're back to old school where I printed everybody's name,
I cut them. I got twelve slips of paper in
one box, and then I'm gonna put the twelve names
in another box.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
What's in that other box?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, there's nothing in this box.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Dick in a box, got you?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh damn it? All for it every year, right, and
I'm going to have the draft order selected. It's that easy.
It's that simple. And it's just a fun one because maybe.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm making it fun because the people that aren't in
the league, the forty eight of them, this isn't interesting though.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, yeah, Well you gotta start the show first, and
then yeah, I will I will re an email. I
got an email from Cat Dick. That dude's kind of funny.
I still don't get his thing. I'd like to meet
him in person. He needs to come to Nashville. Yeah,
oh man, that's not a good email.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
All right, we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Arnold is along the Amalfi Coast right now, so he
is out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
We oh, the one.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Two street sore losers. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's says and I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I live on the west side of Nashville with baser
white picket fence. The fantasy league is named Division after
that white picket fence. The Dow Jones is down about
a point, and it is eleven forty six am Central
Standard time here in the USA.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Over to you.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Let's go to the email. This from Cat Dick, Hey
fellas and Ray. I guess he's calling me and Arnold
the fellas and then you Ray. Well, I'm sad to
say I have to start this email off with a
bit of a sad news. My second wife finally filed
for divorce and she has left me. But I'm sorry.
(02:17):
But on another note, I would like to tell Ashley
Ruiz that I googled her and I am above the
American average. Football season is so close, guys, I can
almost smell the Dallas Cowboys in the Super Bowl and
the Aggie's holding up that Natty already. It was great
to hear CC three is coming together. I wish that
(02:37):
it was in Austin, though I'm part owner of a
beer a bar near Austin in Kyle, Texas and would
have loved to have the official watch party and pre
party at it. We can hold up to thirteen hundred people,
so it's probably too small for the nation. Anyways, my
four loco is getting warm because this email is so long.
(03:00):
Just call me next time y'all are doing the pod
and I'll go live for y'all losers. My number is
five to one two. I'm not gonna say the rest.
Please bleep the number so Ruiz doesn't get all crazy.
Oh sorry, please bleep the numbers so Ruiz doesn't get
jelly cat dick Cat Dick.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
She's competing with you because she works at a restaurant
in Nashville, reals taking away some of your service. Yes,
she started working at Double Dicks or Dogs or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Coachers, this is a new email. We need some pickleball
talk and what the bleep happened to brother? Sincerely, Craig, Craig.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Pickleball. If it blows up and it's huge, we were
the biggest fans. If it's small, I had a pickle on.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
A sandwich once. I don't know what to address about it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I mean, Craig, I don't know what you want to
talk about. I've played it like twice with my in laws.
We hit the ball back and forth and I was like, cool,
that was fun. And then my kids picked up the
paddles and they broke one of them. Cool. Like, I
don't really know what there is to talk about pickleball.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's a lot. I know. In Austin, I'll tell you
that it's bad ass, Doe.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
They have little arenas that are made out of stone
and people play in the middle couples. It's a great
way to go out there and be active with your chick.
You know, you shed a little bit of pounds.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
She's getting them jiggling, you know, I do know that
a lot of people take over the tennis courts to
play pickleball. If you ever go to the local park
on a Saturday morning or a Sunday morning, there are
people that have brought their own pickleball net and they
are taking up the tennis court, so tennis players cannot play.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
It's good though, because there was a lot of dilapidated,
outdated tennis courts because the game kind of went to
the wayside.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
That that is true. Not a lot of people were
playing tennis, so they sat abandoned. So it is good
to see them revitalizing people using them. But I am
just shocked and how many people are there on a
Saturday morning at eight am playing pickleball near you? Everywhere
any park you go to, really it's the same net though,
well they have it where they have it two games
(05:05):
going on each side of the net, I think, and
so that way they can fit more people in. I
don't know if it's a league or if it's people
in a Facebook group says Hey, we're gonna meet at
this park at eight am on Saturday, and they all
show up. But they are all there. It is crowded
all the time. There's another park that we go to
in afternoons and guess what, there's two courts always full
of pickleballers. One another day, they had a birthday party there.
(05:29):
They had a table set up, they had balloons, they
had cake cupcakes, and it was a bunch of couples
and they would take turns playing and they sang Happy
birthday to whoever the hell's birthday. It was eight cupcakes.
Then they kept playing pickleball.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's fun. I played it with my nephew. It's great.
I don't know if Baser could play it, though, why not?
She has trouble with the hand eye coorination.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Got it. My wife has said, Hey, one of these days,
instead of you going to play golf, how about we
go play pickleball? Dude? We play you guys, But what
couples pickle ball? Oh, dude, a double time.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But I'm telling you it'd be a little brutal.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
But you put that in the atmosphere and now Beazer's
gonna hear this, and she's gonna think that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Well, I told you one time she got hit in
the face of the football dude, and it hasn't been
the same sense.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
She really doesn't want to play sports.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh well, got another email you're ready? Yeah, I hit
it from Will clam Well.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Congrats on d hop. I know you're excited. Anyways, y'all
are awesome. Definitely planning on coming to CC three. Can't
wait to hear what Lunchbox plans and Ray says he
planned Lunchbox. You de man, Ray, You're so damn funny, dude,
I can't wait to meet y'all. By the way, me
and my girlfriend call each other bro brosf bra, dude, homie,
(06:43):
et cetera. Anyways, y'all are awesome. You guys make my day.
Still trying to listen to all the through all the pods.
I'm a pool guy. We need a sound for all
the pool boys out here. Signed Will Clem Jaws. Now
that's a that's a shark.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I was just thinking one that's in the system.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, I'm trying to think a pool sound would just
be diving board and someone's spot.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, speaking of that, shout out to our truckers tug boters.
Know this is a busy time of the year. I
see guys going around the band every damn day at
my apartment and then the lawyers. Thanks guys, for what
you do. Oh, I almost forgot tractors are operating fall harvest.
But I was gonna address that. What the hell did
he say about girls?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
What was the email even about.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I was just saying CC three him and his girl
call each other bro, Bro, homie.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I can't do that anymore. Bezers started calling me sis.
It'll stop the bro real quick.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, I just feel weird. Like I said, I feel
weird calling my wife bro. But my five year old
and three year old are now saying bro all the time.
Someone at school awesome taught them bro, and don't call
me bro.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I'm your dad. Bro.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Bro come here, Bro. Hey hey Bro, I need some
more milk.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Bro. I'm your fucking dad.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I'm not bro. Yeah, bro, Hey BRO read us a story. Bro, Bro,
this is a story. I want bro night, Bro, love you, Bro.
I'm your paup Paul. Everything is BRO and I and
then I ask him, where did you hear that I
just made it up?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
No, there's a lot of other people saying that.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
There's no way you just made that up. Yeah, yeah,
I just made it up, sort of like my kid
the other day he said, Dad, app this is a
sad one though, he goes dad, app when if there's
someone that comes and is trying to make everybody dead.
What he was like, if you're not dead, just pretend dead.
(08:35):
That way, they won't make you dead. I said, that's deep. Boy.
He said, hey man, where where where did you? Where
did you learn that?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I just made it up. I'm like no, no, no, like
did someone at school like say that? Did you guys
talk about it?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, one's in trouble like I'm not, Like, I just
want to know, like, where did you hear that? I
just made it up? And I don't know how he
he didn't just make that up?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Like he's having trouble crediting his sources.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Right, he's plagiarizing without giving credit.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And that's your bibliography.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
And I'm like, dude, you got just tell me it's okay.
But he won't tell me. But everything they say now
is I just made it up.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
There's no way that was a bit I did on
the show. You didn't make that up. Boy. I'm the
one that does drunk trivia.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Bro, Like, where did you hear that? Bro? I just
made it up?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Whatever do they call your wife?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Sis? No? I just say bro? They say bro, Bro, bro.
Everybody you bro, I'm bro. Is your wife bro bro
to them? Yes, she probably doesn't like that. I wouldn't
like when I'm telling you, when we watched the challenge,
when we watch those other ones uh X on the beach,
they say bro all the time, and we just like,
We're like, that is so weird that And we've already
talked about this, but anyway, we're gonna go. Another email
(09:55):
from Keith says I've been to prison twice.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm a little boy.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
No, not that one. I have been to prison twice
for a total of four years. I've been in high
security and low security. I was also a witness to
the deadliest prison riot in Oklahoma history in twenty fifteen.
I can confirm guards do sleep with inmates and it
is somewhat common. Also, guards do bring in a lot
of contrabrand, including phones and drugs. They make very little
(10:22):
money competitive of what their job is, and it is
easy to convince them to bring in a few flip
phones and some things for five hundred at a time.
Just thought you'd like to know and find interesting and
if you want to know more, let me know, Keith.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
So they get it past the scanners obviously in the
metal detectors.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
That's what I don't understand. How would they get it in?
Don't they search their bags? Like when I went into
a bar downtown, I had my backpack on the other
day because for a meeting there was a security guard
that took a flashlight and was looking in it. So
how do.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, I sawry, I'm coming straight from class.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I'm like, sorry, man, I just got off work and
I'm like a kid. I car my computer in a backpack.
So how would they get that into a prison? Do
they keyster it themselves?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
So the guards must know maybe if you get there,
you're the earliest guard. You don't have security. I know
here at the show sometimes go.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Or maybe they know the guard work in the security
right and so they here's one hundred I'm bringing this in.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
All that for one hundred bucks. I mean, if I'm
doing an operation like that, way they.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Get he said for five hundred, they get five hundred.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
How did those guys get five hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Bro? You don't think they have connections to the outside.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So somebody on the outside vin mos them and then
they bring a phone in to the inmate through security
and the metal detector and all that, because.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I would assume that their connection on the outside is
the one get that gets the drugs, gets the phone.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
How do you tell the connection on the outside to
pay that person five hundred when the phone calls are
recorded and listen to.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
They're on another carrier pigeon, right, they're on another flip phone.
I don't know, right, Ah, I am just trying to
go off my limited knowledge from this email.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
We need to ask Jelly Roll. We need to interview
him for the first time.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
For the second time. I mean, it's just that's it's
a great question because I want to know how it
all happens. We air that one, Yeah, okay, we did,
all right, yeah, yeah, okay, but that's very interesting. Thanks
Keith for the email. That's really good. Hy Blue says,
(12:30):
Ray's right, it's cool to call each each other. Bro,
keep up, you old man, all right, just because I
don't call my chick bro whatever. All right, Well, you're
ready to draw.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
We're going to do until she hits you back with
SIS and then that's stops dead in your track.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
We're going to do the white picket fence division. First,
Ray went into the bucket Jamie Oh into the bucket,
Branson Miller into the bucket, Tyler Schneeber into the bucket.
Katie maybe is going into the bucket.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
We'll try to make this interesting for the non forty
eight members of you.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yes, but that's why we're trying to sprinkle in some
emails a little chatter.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, and we're gonna tell secrets throughout this one.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah. Jose Sapata from San Antonio, the two one oh
hat guy almost about a Raiders bomber jacket. Matthew may Berry,
where's the song man?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
You know, the dumbest thing ever? Tell me, guys, Andrew,
I hate to rip. You can just throw them in there.
You gonna keep names, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Actually maybe they like to hear Ricky Whitewall. These people
get off when they hear their name Andrew Clinton. And so, guys,
the mow and Tampa, don't wreck the mail truck here
in your name the website.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I want to be a supportive of this league. I
have every intention to.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, my Fantasy League dot Com get this.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Everybody got their names put in the website, and it
gave everybody the logos that were already in from last year.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yes, because no, no, just because I.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Thought somebody was being funny and there was somebody with
Ashley Ruiz's picture of her inner Lingerie. Yeah, and I
was like, guys, that's funny that you on that and
put that. No, no, no, it's just because it's from last
year's logos. Like how hilarious this this shit?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Because what you don't understand is I just renewed the
league and I just reassigned that franchise to whoever. I
don't have time to go set up a whole new league.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You can't make this up.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Is hilarious, Andrew Narnum, you're in the bucket. I was like, oh, funny,
somebody has a Johnny Manzel picture. That's fine.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I was the same as last year. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
White picket. Oh that's already. That's the name of the division, hopefully.
I called out twelve names.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
The division picks itself, all right. So what we're gonna do?
The division draws ever.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I have two buckets or two boxes. One has the
number and the other one has the name. I will
draw a number.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I'll stir it up with my and then.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I will draw a name. So the first number out
of the the oh my god, number one okay, first person,
I don't want that. Who has the number one pick
and the white picket get pens Henry number one draft
You want to hear your name called, You will be
at the top of the draft board. Come oh, d
(15:07):
hop Tannehill. Oh there it is. We got it. The
person with the number one pick, Jamie. Oh, Jamie, Jamie Oh,
first pick, first pick, Jamie Oh. This is gonna take forever.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah. I was about to say, holy shit, I need
to actually text my chick.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I'm gonna hurry.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
You said it quick one and if at this rate
times forty eight, we're gonna be here forty eight minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
No, no, got it. Number seven, Number seven is gonna
be Matthew Mayberry. Matthew Mayberry is number seven. Matthew Mayberry.
There you go. Dang. I didn't realize it was gonna
take this long. All right, here we go, Here we go.
(15:56):
Bad planning on my part, Here we go. All right,
all right, on stick it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh, I got a text her an hour.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Number eight. Number eight. It's not gonna be an hour.
I promise I'll pick up the pace. I'll figure it out.
Number eight is Branson Miller. Good job, Miller, have yourself
a miller like next one, next one. And if you
(16:26):
guys are listening to this, you've got some boring jobs. Man, No, no, no,
you want to hear you want to hear bull a
ring a piece of paper out of there? Number ten,
number ten, number ten drafts a napkin?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
What the hell's that doing in there?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I don't know. Number ten, Tyler Sheeber. Sheber at ten.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Oh, Sheber at ten.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
There we go. Yeah, maybe I shouldn't read them all
out when I put them in. Yeah, that takes a
long time, and I should just throw them in the
bucket and just know they're in there, all right.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Number three, that's a big number.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Is this what you want?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You like three?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Caffrey?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Okay, I haven't even looked at any my drafts. I
swear to god, I literally have no idea. Who's at
the top.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Andrew Clinton at three.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
That's a big one.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Andrew Clinton at three.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
I promise I did not have sexual relations with my
in turn Monica to wear inst.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Oh do you think Andrew is the son of Monica
and Bill?
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I mean, how prominent is the last name Clinton? Somewhere
down the line they're related.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
I promise that she did not give me sexual gratification
wall at the oral office.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
The only one I know is Clinton Bushing. But he's
not a Clinton. He's his first name Clinton. Number six.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
That's a good spot.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Number six is good as right in the middle.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
That's a good spot.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I'll take six, okay, and we'll give it to you.
Number six is Andrew Leonard. Andrew Leonard at six Kawhi's brother. Yep,
Andrew Leonard.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Man. You didn't hear about Kawhi all last year, and
he's hurt. Man. He did that for Toronto. I mean,
you guys are so lucky. Did that for you?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Number two? Number two? Here we go, number two. Who's
gonna be it?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I gotta turn up our mic because I can't even
fake the excited Katie Mabe.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Katie.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Maybe at number two, turn him back down now after
that fake excitement.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
All right, good job, Katie, Kadie Mabe. Here we go, Mabe, she's.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Gonna win it.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Maybe not number nine. It's not that hot of an
NFL roster. Honestly, you want to kind of float back.
Jose Sapota Hyde.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
How many times do I got to explain a number
and then I not get it.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I'm like trying to justify that it's a good I.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Mean, my question is, what do you do with Jonathan
Taylor Thomas.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
He's not even playing it.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I mean, he wants out of Indie. He may get traded.
He's not been he's not been at training camp. It's
like you.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Should follow what happened last year.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Every magazine said JTT and he was like the worst
in the league.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Okay, number eleven, I want eleven? Why why do you
want eleven?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I really don't care.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Which is I wasn't eve gonna do the damn Fantasy League,
but I got money hungry.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Okay, okay, number eleven. Ricky white Wall, I thought you're
about to say me Nope, number eleven white Wall.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I had a boy, Rick and Bobby.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
All right, if you're named Ricky, you're from West Virginia,
you also own a farm, and you've also.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Banged your sister. Number four.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Four is a good number. I want four.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Do you think fours?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Four?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
You want number four?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I want four.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Let's see here, all right, Aaron Is, let's see what
we got.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Four.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Take it you a great number. No. Lie four was
my high school number. That's from the universe.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
All right, And that means the number twelve pick goes two.
There's two left. There was three left a minute ago.
I thought there was two. Number twelve goes to Mo
in Tampa, Mow and Tampa Nake.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
You're gonna go back to bag Bruh.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah, Mow and Tampa. And that leaves number five.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
I bet Mo gets Patty Mahomes. He's gonna go running
back Patty Mahomes, snake back to back.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I think so, yeah, Patti will go in.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
The second number five is Andrew Narroom. No room at
number five.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Hey, Andrew, no room in this division for you.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Bro. Oh, that's a good one. Let's take we'll take
a break. I'm sorry, I'll I'll and while we're at break,
I'll put everybody's name back in the buck in the bucket.
That way we don't have to hear this. I'm sorry,
We'll take a bag. We'll be right back. All right, Ray,
here we go more upbeat music, please, yeah, please, please,
(20:49):
let's see. Oh we got an email from Booger. Culture
letter from Boger. Not oh Boger, not Boger, damn it
Boomer watching justin Herbert right now.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
When I was what, oh, we need to start pre
reading these.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Watching justin Herbert when he was nineteen Oregon against non
ranked Arizona, and I'm calling it now. He's semi done.
I like his arm, but love or hate him, I
think he's done to bet the under or whatever the
f milk you drink or something future bet ray wants.
Chris Jones will hurt him again this year and then
(21:31):
it's all over. I hate saying that because I don't
want him to get hurt. I like him, but go
Chiefs and Batter's Box, get with the weeping program. When
you call in, you're terrible on the phone. Have something
interesting to say.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Guys, no more than four beers. But if you're gonna
email in.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
In Vegas with Tim and Bob m peace, shout out
and I'll hang up and listen. He's at the slots, bogger, booger.
I don't know, but I don't know what the hell
that email was. That made no sense.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
That's honestly a mix of adderall and zippies and then
also alcohol.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I mean that that's what'll happen.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Kids, if you're out there listening, you're in high school,
middle school. It's fun to have a couple of drinks
with your buddies. But it's not fun to get blackout
and be on a bender. And that is what Booger's on.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh man, okay, should we check another one?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I mean, Booger, if you're there right now, look down
at your drink. Is it in a nice glass from
the casino or is it in a brown paper sack?
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, Tiffany with a movie recommendation. Hey, lunch, my husband
and I watched a movie recently we think you would love.
It's about a couple who figure out how to win
thousands of dollars in a certain lottery game. The True Story.
Brian Cranston is the lead actor. Jerry and Marge go large.
Check it out, Tiffany, I have not checked that one out.
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I'm sorry, Maybe I will. Coco uh much box. When
you go on vacation, take your family to Yellowstone. You
can see lots of wildlife, the Old Faith geyser, hot springs,
and great walking paths, iceland best volcano Interactive Museum. Your
children will experience an eruption from the inside so cool,
(23:11):
plus a glacier, hot springs, and lots of areas for
your children to run around Iceland. Did she really say Iceland? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Thanks for the contiguous United States recommendation there.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I mean, I don't know, that's a long ways away,
but thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Coco, and also Coco the Buffalo. That's gonna be a
different type of slot machine. He likes buffalo slots, not
the actual buffalo.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, Coach, why don't you guys go on a Disney cruise.
We can do a sore losers Disney cruise with our kids. No,
thank you. Okay, now let's get back to the drawing
the names here NASCAR race from Nick Zappi, Coacher's longtime listener.
I remember the original pod when Batter's box was in
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the bathroom stall. I went on a cruise last month
and had to catch up on the pod. Let me
tell you, my NASCAR experience was like no other. My
dad had connections with the high exec of Monster Back
with NASCAR was the inner drink of the series.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Energy.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
We had infield passes to the Kentucky Race and Sparta.
We had unlimited beer. We had unlimited beer food, and
had phones to listen to the drivers talk to their
crew chiefs. It was an amazing experience. Holy shit, it's cool.
The best part was the end of the race, sneaking
out into pit road. The end of the race, when
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you get the fuck out of Talladegon, Hell yeah, when
you can leave. God you Me and lunch peeled out
of that part. Wait, we didn't wait till the end.
I was like, bro, I can't even hear myself think
from those car end. I mean, that's like my wife
and I went here in Nashville, like, oh, this is
gonna be awesome. We were there for about twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
She lets me go, not it when you're head spinning.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, we just maybe we don't do it right. But
they stuck out on the pit road and being face
to face with the drivers in their cars. I've got
of it, but I'll share a few picks because the
videos wouldn't upload into an email. I met Denny Hamlin
as they were pushing his car back to the trailer.
Hands down, one of the coolest things I've ever experienced.
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Right up there was being on the sixteenth hole of
the Waste Management Tour tournament. That's another email to come later.
Coaches Nick ZAPPI lo and behold, you know Nick Zappy
is in the drawing. He is in one of these leaks.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Let's be real.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I mean the chicks that act like they're into that Nascar,
I mean they're just sitting there on they just like
it vibrates the seats.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, this is a Shane Bray's division. And Nick Zappy
is in Depression Den this season. Just so you know, that's.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
When are we on Depressionday? Because IM gonna change up
the music to this.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
That'll be next. We'll do that after Shane Bray. Shane Bray,
number eleven out of the hat. Let's see who gets it.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Come on, Sesameame, come.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
On, here we go. Number eleven and Shane Bray, Peter Castillo,
Peter Castillo, you got the eleventh pick?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Hey, Peter, big as your Peter.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
All right, let's go. I need to hurry up. I
gotta get out of here. Ah, number two pick, this
is a big one.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
You're probably gonna get somebody like, uh a Megatron version
of Megatron two is.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Don't give it to the defending champ. Don't. He's already
lethal as it is. Don't give it to Shane Bray.
Sloppy Joe. Sloppy Joe.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
That's gonna end up being probably a Trevor Lawrence.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
No, she likes the Steelers. I think so. She'll probably
take Ken Pickens. She'll take Picket or George Pickens or
Deontay Johnson, Rotten, Naji Harris, God, I've had him, He's terrible.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I'm picking Traylon Burks in the second number.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I'm a Homer.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Number ten, number ten. Here we go. Zach Woolger, Zach Woolger.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I'm telling you I got a friend named Zach that
might be him.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I mean I had Zach Weird growing up. I told
you that, But I don't know who Zach Wolberker is.
I mean, could you not change your last name? I
guarantee you no one ever says his last name right, Zubker, Zubiker, Wobbacker, Webby, Nubby.
I don't know what the hell says number one, number one.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
This person's getting McCaffrey.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Or Jonathan Taylor, Thomas or Trey Lance. Trey Lance could
be a good one.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I just read on hes been he like dropped or something.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Roy's the worst investment in the history of Niners football.
Rory Squire, Ry Squire, Congratulations, you're picking first in the
Shane Bray Division. You're gonna get d Henry probably oh
Man or d Hop yep, get you a Titan. Number six.
Number six.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Number six is a spot.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
That's where you want.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, that's the honey hole right there, that's the g spot.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
That's Dan Benson.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Good John Benson, good job, Benny.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
All right, Dan Benson, Yeah we go. You go ahead
and get you a couple four local beers for that draft,
and you enjoy it, buddy. Number five, The number five
pick goes to my mom.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
How did you get in?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Martin Moron, Mark Moron.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
John Marty.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
All right, let's go.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
This is your year.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Man.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
You tell your wife you're getting a four thousand dollars
bonus in the form of Fantasy Bucks.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
The twelfth pick, twelfth pick in the draft, Shane Bray Division,
mister irrelevant, Dre from Chicago.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Get him Dre.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Dre from Chicago.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Ain't nothing but a Dre thang. Babe?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Does he have Dre beats?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I'm going there.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
You go, number three, number three.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
This is one of those spots you can make a team. Yeah,
at three, you're probably gonna field the best team.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Three.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Roger a yup, Roger a Hole, Good job, Roding.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Roger a Ohn't got to pick a pick play. Okay,
Shane Bray is still out there on the defending champ,
still waiting to hear his name call.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
You're not gonna get me this time with a deck
in the box.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Nope. What number is this? You can't read my own handwriting?
Number four?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I wrote it in Korean?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Ray this Hey, this is this is the spot. This
is where you want to be.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Number is the honey hole, man, This is the foreplay
right here.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Ben Davis, Ben Baby, bend over and get you that
Ben Davis, bend over, sop it on.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
The ass, and you pick you a football player. Boy,
next one, don't let that pick slip you. By number seven. Oh,
you better lub up before this pick. Otherwise, if you're
gonna raw dog it at seven.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
You're screwed.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Number seven.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Here we go, man, The drawing process is about as
slow as my eighty year old newscast. You're picking the
cash three in Tennessee number seven.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Bernie Hernandez, get him burn Hey, Bernie, Hey, Bernie's a baller, dude.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Bernie, who are you gonna pick? Real talk?
Speaker 3 (30:02):
You're picking Dee Watson, Bernie Hernandez. Somebody's gonna go out
and get se j.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Bernie's Bernie's wife said he's not allowed to support Deshaun Watson,
not in his household.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Hey, number nine, that's the pick. That's the pick, number.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Nine defending champ Shane Bray at nine.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Gotta get Baker Mayfield got.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
To I mean, he's a steal in the first round.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You don't want to let him slip.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
And that means the eighth pick goes to.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
You want to get you a Dalvin Cook around here.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah, there's a good spot for Dalvin. Ed Herrera. Yep,
he's gonna do it. He did, he did it, good job. Ed.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
You're gonna get either Dalvin or Kirk that you want?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Not bad?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Should we take another breakwife? With these in the head?
All right, we'll take a break.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
How any more divisions we got?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
We got two?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Holy?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I know, I know, I said it was gonna be quick.
I lied. God, it's so stupid, it's so stupid. All right,
we'll right back, all right, Rocket Depression den I need
sound music.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
And because this year somebody in the Depression den is
gonna die or you.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Think they're going to prison one of the two Ray.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
We lost a member of the jail system.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Hey, I missed this email before I was going to Boston.
Dylan says, a fat and fate a fantastic I gotta.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Oh my gosh, guys, after seven hours of talking, our
lips have got cement in.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Oh my god. I mean it just added this out.
A fantastic restaurant to check out in Boston is the
Lobster Trap.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
A month late.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
My brother and brother in law's cousins own it and
it's amazing. Tell them, you know the Delancey's. Give them
a shout out. Possible hookup.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, tell them that you get you punched in the
crank on that sceat.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I hate my brother in law, bro.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Coach throws me a crab boat coach.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
My wife's birthday I was an August twenty third, and
we planned a Nashville trip from August twenty fifth to
twenty eighth. I was wondering a gift I could coordinate
with anyone from the show to say Hi, I know
this is a big ask that Ray and you are
super busy, but it would make her weekend. I would
appreciate anything you can do help in any way. Blessings
(32:22):
Huckleberry from DC area.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Also yeah, Huckleberry, I would go ahead and push that
anniversary to the fifteenth weekend in January.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, that's silas. Yeah, I would. I would plan that
for CC three. We can meet you, no problem. We
will be not busy, and we'll be able to We'll
be able to hang out with you and Huckleberry.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
I'm gonna just say, go ahead and get a ball clamp.
Slightly painful, but she'll appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Cultures, Can you let me know what website we're using? Yeah,
Myfantasy League dot com. We've said that, Andrew Leonard, you
declared for the draft and then you quit listening.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Come on, man, every other schmuck is doing Yahoo and ESPN,
and guess what, they're all in middle school.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
This is an adult league.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
This is from Colleen, and this is from months ago
that I just now saw from May eleventh at two
forty two am, obviously having a few drinks. Hey, coachers,
I was listening to the potty the other day and
you guys talking about the cracker barrel rocking chairs and
I was cracking up because who the blank buys those
for two hundred dollars. Well, my aunt is one of
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those people. We are from NorCal, where there aren't many
Cracker barrels. A few years back, during COVID, we went
on a family road trip to Missouri, where my older
brother was living at the time. We stopped at Cracker
Barrel one day and my aunt fell in love with
the rocking chair she was waiting INDs, so she bought it.
The rest of my family and I were laughing so
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much at my crazy aunt for doing it, and we
were like, where in the blank are we going to
get a rocking chair in the car for the rest
of the trip. Well, to our surprise, it came completely
disassembled in a box that was big but reasonable to
keep in the RV we were riding in. Since that trip,
she has bought four more rocking chairs from Cracker Barrel
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on various road trips. She even made it part of
a gift to my brother as a housewarming present. The
pods have been good since that dude quit that We
don't want to say his name sign the papers on
the divorce, but man, do I miss him. I'm sorry.
After finishing the pod today, an old episode started playing
from a few years back, and I got to say
(34:30):
I miss hearing him munch on crazy apples during the show.
I listened to three old podcasts. Hopefully he'll come back.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Holy fuck, what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Thanks coachers, Colleen Clark.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Oh it was a girl. I was envisioning a guy.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
All the time. All right, now we're in the depression, Den,
let's get going.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah, our cracker barrel in West Nashville. You gotta walk
over a couple of corpses.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
The ninth pick, ninth pick and depression. Den, let's go
is Mika Swanson? Get him Swann? Hey draft Michael Parsons
with the nint pick. Mike could go for it.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Stop looking at me, Slan Swanson.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Dude, you at honestly at number nine, you'd be an
idiot not to go with Alex.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Smith number eight.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Number eight, eight is going to be more dangerous.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
That's that's that's Wilson, that's definitely Tim Couch.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Now I'm telling you, if you want to get real dangerous,
JaMarcus Russell, go with this.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Guy Broncos Country. Let's run yep there.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Stacey Rogers at eight. Stacey Rodgers at eight.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
I'm telling you had a girl in high school. Her
name was Stacy and she was a whore.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Oh really, we had Stacy that got around number five,
number five, all right, here we go. It's going to
be Kristen Tedford. Get him, Kristen Tedford. Yep, this is
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going to be a big pick for you.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Are you going to represent the women equality, women's rights,
equal pay?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Number two? Number two, pick number two, pick ghosts two.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Don't ship the bet on this one.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Brian Myrick, Brian Myrak, that's.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Right where you want to be. Brian. That's a hell
of a job.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Brian, great effort, Brian Hey Bill, Bill, what do you
think of the draft position for Brian Myrick? Yeah, honestly,
I don't really have any opinion on that. Okay, thanks,
Number six, number six, let's see. Oh, here it is
Joe Im Joe m Joe at six.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
I'm pretty sure you're gonna be able to get a Packer.
You're gonna you're gonna be able to get Jordan Love.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
All right, this is the next one. Number seven.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Oh ship that running back for the Packers might in
the first round. Eddie Lacy, the backup, the tenth strigger.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
He was the one that ate himself out of the league.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Aaron Jones.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Oh, number seven, Tyler Mussel White.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Muscle White, you're gonna want to go after a tight
end a Kelsey or a Gesseki something like that.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah, and you must maybe weight watchers too. Tyreek Hill, Oh,
Tyreek Hill, that's a good one, Tyreek Kill. Don't go
after Corey Dave. Maybe draft Corey Davis. There, Hey, pick,
did you see Cory Davis retired?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Good job, Titans.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
What number is this? Number four? Money spot?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Don't make a bad pick.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Don't accidentally select Rugs. I bet our website still has
him up.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
No, there's no way, there's no way he's still up. Hey.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
You know what I'm gonna do with my final pick.
I'm picking up DeMar Hamlin. I don't care if he
can't get me any points. I want him on my team.
Oh Morale, Yes, that's the guy you won the law
locker room?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
All right?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Number four? Patrick Farvo, Patrick farvaruva. Good job Patrick, Patrick.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
That is the spot you want to be man, all right,
proud of you, dude.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
This took a lot longer than I thought. Number ten,
Number ten, Here we go. I got a feeling there's
a good spot.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
The way that it wraps around, it's ideal for this
type of a team.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Captain one, Hernandez one, You're gonna love that, Hey, guess
what Trey Lance will be available. He's a forty nine
ers fan. He's won Hernandez forty nine ers is what
his name is. At number ten, you can pick the
first gay NFL didn't one of the guys come out recently.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I could have swore.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Carl Nassab did a couple years ago.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
You saw him in the elevation.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I run an elevator with him. He was very nice
enough to hold in the elevator as well. The pod
number twelve not I didn't get to pick.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah, you're all toughed, not in a sexual way either,
but it's well, get ready for some some some BDM.
You're gonna be in a swing in handcuffs with a
neck grab around you.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Well, I have been told this person does like that.
Who is it batter's box?
Speaker 1 (39:15):
What if everybody that's box?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Hey, batter's box.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
You're number twelve, buddy, Get the handcuffs.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
But not the chip strap. Yeah, let's go get the whips.
Get the whips. You're number twelve, all right, call me kitty,
all right, number oh, number one. We're going from twelve
to one. There's two people left in this box. One
of them is gonna be the number one.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Pick. The other one is my taco bell receipt and
it is.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Tony B. Tony B the number one pick. Congrats Tony B.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
You're gonna love that Tony B.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Oh, there was three people left. Sorry, I'm an idiot.
There's number eleven. Pick eleven.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Go to seven, Eleve Hogan and guys.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Nick Zappy, Zappy, Nick Zappy. This better be your best
life experience over the waste management and the NASCAR.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
You want to get some zaps when you're in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Number three. I wonder if any of these people are
coming to the convention. If you made the league, you
should be here.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Seventy percent will clear their tickets this weekend.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Miguel Salazar at number three, Go save another life, Miguel,
not this one though. You're dead to rights in this division.
All right, Miguel Salazar number three. All right, Now we're
moving on to my division. Lunch is losers, and you'll
have to draw because I don't want people to say
it's rigged.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Oh, I don't even know the process.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
You're gonna draw a number and then a name. Let's
take a break. We'll be right back and we'll get it.
We'll get it.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Going, all right, we're back in action.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Hello, here we go, Here we go. You want to
read an email or you just want to get to it.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
I'm gonna say a couple out so I don't have
to do the song and dance of it taken ten years.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Big Brother is annoying. Af from Jay lunchbox. I heard
you talking a couple pods back about how Big Brother
gets on your nerves with all the wasted time, and
I could not agree more. How about this past Sunday's
episode when the ahoh comp How corny were these special effects?
Oh my god, dude, they were so When they go
into the outer verse and it's like a zombies coming,
(41:23):
it was so stupid. Big Brother needs to stop this
crap and get on Survivor and the Amazing Races level. Also,
please to trying to find a try to find a
way on these shows. Yes, I want to be on Survivor.
Thank you, Jaywick, longtime listener, first time emailer, Jay, you
are one hundred percent correct. When they were hiding behind
cars in crap, it was absolutely stupid and so stupid.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
I don't know if they're coming after me, and.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
It's like, ooh, Luckily I saw a jelly bean on
the porch, so I was able to stay there.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
What I didn't even understand the.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Comp I didn't understand the competition and the fake acting
like they're upset is so or air was so stupid.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
And they had to run through a hole that was
all secret.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
It's so dumb. And then what also is dumb is
they go to the outer verse or whatever and they
really miss nothing. It's like, you're gonna be gone but
for who knows how long, and it's like they're gone
for eight hours and they they literally miss nothing. They
don't miss any competitions, they don't miss anything. So literally
eight hours, and you're just like, all right, cool man,
Like cool, are you been drawing over there? You want
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to start? What do you want to start with? All right?
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Number three? Pick number three?
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Evan Wly, Evan Worley, get a war dog. I went
to school with Evan Epstein. But that's not him. Number
seven seven. Uh, there's bleeped out, Oh says Michael. Oh
it's Michael mcdick. That's his name. That's I mean, I
(42:54):
don't understand, but yes, that's his real last night, that's
what he says. Well, yet, Jay, thanks for the email.
I'll dude, big brother, the corniness is so over the
top it drives me nuts.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Number twelve.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Kyle Doss, Kyle Dass. Number nine, number nine Britney Olivias Brittany.
That is called put a ring on it. She is
in for the second year in a row. Second year
in a row. She's been in the league. Number six
six Mike Neat Oh, Mike Nito Bandido, there we go,
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Mike Ndo.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
All right, now these are live those I kind of
did just so.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Thank you, so we can we can Smith speed it
up that eleven or Hey Sanchez, poor, Hey Sanchez.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
I wonder what the chances are of getting a good pick?
I mean, is it fifty one and twelve?
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Man?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yeah, because it's like there's twelve numbers, there's twelve people,
so you have a one in two I mean.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
But I mean there's good picks. I'd say one through four.
I mean even in in the middle the four to eight.
So you had a thirty three percent.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Chance of getting a good okay, in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
And it depends, and it depends who you're aiming for.
If you're aiming for Patty Mahomes, you better be a
top two pick.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Number eight.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Martez Crawford, Martees Crawford.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Okay, have too many more left?
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Yeah? There that that's you're right.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Ten.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Ten.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
This one's gonna snake quick.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
You know.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
This one tough. This one's tough. I don't want ten.
Vanessa Rosendale, Vanessa Rosendale. Damn we did sticky papers so
they stick.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
That was stupen.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
That was my fault.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Number four.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Four, that's your spot, man, dude.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
I love a good four.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Lee McCarty, Lee McCarty. Okay, there's only a couple left. Yeah,
there's only dude, there might be only one and two left,
all right, there's two.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Oh my god, this is number two. I felt a number.
I hope I only picked one lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Damn it too, damn it, dang it.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
There's numbers left.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Okay, I'm just trying to guess off the top of
my head.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
So one is left unless there's two lunch.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
But now there's five left. One in five, all right,
number five? Five? Damn. You don't want to hear your
name here. You want that number one? Pick?
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, right?
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Five? Oh my god, Mike signs or Mike guess, Mike sears,
all right, and nast one is number one.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Number one was.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
The last and who is it Matt McKenzie, Matt McKenzie
or number one? Congrat Mac McKenzie. Good luck everybody. The
draft will be up, the times will be up. You'll
get an email if you haven't already got an email.
But uh, and I hope other people listen to this,
enjoy the emails I tried to run through trying to
(46:02):
keep it interesting. We're out of here, we gotta go.
I'm so tired.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Those are the highs and lows of doing a radio show.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Ray. Oh yeah, sometimes they're bad. Ray, do you want
to read this one real quick? From Martin Moran? Moran
moron who's in the league coachers. I'm a longtime listener
and wanted to tell you guys have been played a
major part in keep with me saying the last few
years after I joined the Air Force then went through
(46:29):
a brutal last three years of PT school, I look
forward to every pod. It is the only one I
listened to one time speed to get every second out
of it, while I listened to other pods at one
and a half speed to get through them quicker, including
four things with Amy Brown. I wasn't gonna call her out.
Oh God, I just graduated last week with my doctorate
(46:53):
in physical therapy and wanted to assure you that now
at least have one doc listening to the show. Thanks
for the shout out a few weeks back, as I
was the one who messaged on Facebook that I would
be walking the stage at Baylor that race shouted out.
I also made the Fantasy League this year. And despite
you calling me a more on ten times over the
last two episodes last names, last name is pronounced Moran. Oh,
(47:18):
I'll hang up and listen and keep listening. Keep up
the good work, coaches, and I'll see you in Nashville
in a few months for CC three. Soar Losers Nation
for Life, Doctor Moran, first Lieutenant US Air Force PT DBT,
physical Therapist. There we go. We salute you, right Patterson
(47:42):
Air Force Base Martin. We can't wait to see you
in January. My man salute emoji.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, all right, that's it.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Is knowing you get done with work and your dog
ass tired.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Nick Zappi Coachers, Yeah, I hope you'd be doing the
convention in Ruba this year, but I'm glad to hear
it's in. That's a five and a half hour drive
for me, probably closer to six after I make a
pit stop at Bucky's. I plow snow in the winter.
So depending on what a blizzard or no blizzard that weekend,
you can count me in LFG let go.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
I did a tweet. I didn't know if you were
able to see it or not.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Maybe not.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Okay, that was a quick answer.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Sore Losers. I click on our logo.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
It says Sore Losers Show is how you find us
on Twitter or x Yeah, and I put did it
delete my tweet?
Speaker 1 (48:37):
What the hell?
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Oh boy, all right, you don't have the tweet? You
wasted more time than I did?
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Or wait, did I put it under my Oh? I did?
Speaker 2 (48:47):
On Facebook? Okay, guys also find us on Facebook. Just
look up Sore Losers Sore Losers podcast and it says
just hurt.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
No, that's Chris McCabe.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
The tweet says lunch. Please tell me that Team Snacks
is now practicing.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
The answer is no, we do not practice. Five year
olds don't practice.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Found the tweet it says this is what I tweeted out.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
Breaking News Channel five local officials expect the sore Losers
Convention to bring upwards of one hundred and fifty people
to the local economy in January, resulting in seven thousand
to nine thousand in alcohol sales alone. Hey, some of
your fake your Instagram posts are funny. I don't know
(49:36):
how you do it, but you put the little Sore
Losers logo in there. I mean it's pretty funny. Well,
fireworks going on really good. I need an Instagram lesson
because I'm very impressed.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
Guys, And thank you so much for keeping the city secret. Yes,
so they didn't spoil it for others. We do appreciate it.
We'll see you.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
We are out of here.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
It is Ottawa.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
We'll see you next week. We'll be back from vacation.
I mean, we recorded all these in one day, so
hopefully joyd this week. We try to put stuff up
so you aren't left bored at your work and ready
to kill yourself. Got a couple Eskimo brothers in ottam already,
all right, we out, dude, I'm sorry, I thought that
was gonna take twenty minutes. God, I'm an idiot. I
don't even like raw Dog and I'm an idiot.
All right, I don't know what this is. I don't
know what you got on your mind.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Man, No, no, no, dude, I mean listen, it's draft
time and we got to we gotta have the draft order,
and we got to make it official because all these
people that entered the league, Oh my goodness, when it win?
What position do I draft in? Am I the number
one pick?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Am I?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
The number two pick? Am I the number three pick? Well,
guess what you're about to find out. We're gonna put
and we're back to old school where I printed everybody's name,
I cut them. I got twelve slips of paper in
one box, and then I'm gonna put the twelve names
in another box.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
What's in that other box?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, there's nothing in this box.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Dick in a box, got you?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh damn it? All for it every year, right, and
I'm going to have the draft order selected. It's that easy.
It's that simple. And it's just a fun one because maybe.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm making it fun because the people that aren't in
the league, the forty eight of them, this isn't interesting though.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, yeah, Well you gotta start the show first, and
then yeah, I will I will re an email. I
got an email from Cat Dick. That dude's kind of funny.
I still don't get his thing. I'd like to meet
him in person. He needs to come to Nashville. Yeah,
oh man, that's not a good email.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
All right, we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Arnold is along the Amalfi Coast right now, so he
is out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
We oh, the one.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Two street sore losers. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's says and I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I live on the west side of Nashville with baser
white picket fence. The fantasy league is named Division after
that white picket fence. The Dow Jones is down about
a point, and it is eleven forty six am Central
Standard time here in the USA.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Over to you.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Let's go to the email. This from Cat Dick, Hey
fellas and Ray. I guess he's calling me and Arnold
the fellas and then you Ray. Well, I'm sad to
say I have to start this email off with a
bit of a sad news. My second wife finally filed
for divorce and she has left me. But I'm sorry.
(02:17):
But on another note, I would like to tell Ashley
Ruiz that I googled her and I am above the
American average. Football season is so close, guys, I can
almost smell the Dallas Cowboys in the Super Bowl and
the Aggie's holding up that Natty already. It was great
to hear CC three is coming together. I wish that
(02:37):
it was in Austin, though I'm part owner of a
beer a bar near Austin in Kyle, Texas and would
have loved to have the official watch party and pre
party at it. We can hold up to thirteen hundred people,
so it's probably too small for the nation. Anyways, my
four loco is getting warm because this email is so long.
(03:00):
Just call me next time y'all are doing the pod
and I'll go live for y'all losers. My number is
five to one two. I'm not gonna say the rest.
Please bleep the number so Ruiz doesn't get all crazy.
Oh sorry, please bleep the numbers so Ruiz doesn't get
jelly cat dick Cat Dick.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
She's competing with you because she works at a restaurant
in Nashville, reals taking away some of your service. Yes,
she started working at Double Dicks or Dogs or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Coachers, this is a new email. We need some pickleball
talk and what the bleep happened to brother? Sincerely, Craig, Craig.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Pickleball. If it blows up and it's huge, we were
the biggest fans. If it's small, I had a pickle on.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
A sandwich once. I don't know what to address about it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I mean, Craig, I don't know what you want to
talk about. I've played it like twice with my in laws.
We hit the ball back and forth and I was like, cool,
that was fun. And then my kids picked up the
paddles and they broke one of them. Cool. Like, I
don't really know what there is to talk about pickleball.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's a lot. I know. In Austin, I'll tell you
that it's bad ass, Doe.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
They have little arenas that are made out of stone
and people play in the middle couples. It's a great
way to go out there and be active with your chick.
You know, you shed a little bit of pounds.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
She's getting them jiggling, you know, I do know that
a lot of people take over the tennis courts to
play pickleball. If you ever go to the local park
on a Saturday morning or a Sunday morning, there are
people that have brought their own pickleball net and they
are taking up the tennis court, so tennis players cannot play.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
It's good though, because there was a lot of dilapidated,
outdated tennis courts because the game kind of went to
the wayside.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
That that is true. Not a lot of people were
playing tennis, so they sat abandoned. So it is good
to see them revitalizing people using them. But I am
just shocked and how many people are there on a
Saturday morning at eight am playing pickleball near you? Everywhere
any park you go to, really it's the same net though,
well they have it where they have it two games
(05:05):
going on each side of the net, I think, and
so that way they can fit more people in. I
don't know if it's a league or if it's people
in a Facebook group says Hey, we're gonna meet at
this park at eight am on Saturday, and they all
show up. But they are all there. It is crowded
all the time. There's another park that we go to
in afternoons and guess what, there's two courts always full
of pickleballers. One another day, they had a birthday party there.
(05:29):
They had a table set up, they had balloons, they
had cake cupcakes, and it was a bunch of couples
and they would take turns playing and they sang Happy
birthday to whoever the hell's birthday. It was eight cupcakes.
Then they kept playing pickleball.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's fun. I played it with my nephew. It's great.
I don't know if Baser could play it, though, why not?
She has trouble with the hand eye coorination.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Got it. My wife has said, Hey, one of these days,
instead of you going to play golf, how about we
go play pickleball? Dude? We play you guys, But what
couples pickle ball? Oh, dude, a double time.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But I'm telling you it'd be a little brutal.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
But you put that in the atmosphere and now Beazer's
gonna hear this, and she's gonna think that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Well, I told you one time she got hit in
the face of the football dude, and it hasn't been
the same sense.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
She really doesn't want to play sports.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh well, got another email you're ready? Yeah, I hit
it from Will clam Well.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Congrats on d hop. I know you're excited. Anyways, y'all
are awesome. Definitely planning on coming to CC three. Can't
wait to hear what Lunchbox plans and Ray says he
planned Lunchbox. You de man, Ray, You're so damn funny, dude,
I can't wait to meet y'all. By the way, me
and my girlfriend call each other bro brosf bra, dude, homie,
(06:43):
et cetera. Anyways, y'all are awesome. You guys make my day.
Still trying to listen to all the through all the pods.
I'm a pool guy. We need a sound for all
the pool boys out here. Signed Will Clem Jaws. Now
that's a that's a shark.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I was just thinking one that's in the system.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, I'm trying to think a pool sound would just
be diving board and someone's spot.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, speaking of that, shout out to our truckers tug boters.
Know this is a busy time of the year. I
see guys going around the band every damn day at
my apartment and then the lawyers. Thanks guys, for what
you do. Oh, I almost forgot tractors are operating fall harvest.
But I was gonna address that. What the hell did
he say about girls?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
What was the email even about.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I was just saying CC three him and his girl
call each other bro, Bro, homie.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I can't do that anymore. Bezers started calling me sis.
It'll stop the bro real quick.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, I just feel weird. Like I said, I feel
weird calling my wife bro. But my five year old
and three year old are now saying bro all the time.
Someone at school awesome taught them bro, and don't call
me bro.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I'm your dad. Bro.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Bro come here, Bro. Hey hey Bro, I need some
more milk.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Bro. I'm your fucking dad.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I'm not bro. Yeah, bro, Hey BRO read us a story. Bro, Bro,
this is a story. I want bro night, Bro, love you, Bro.
I'm your paup Paul. Everything is BRO and I and
then I ask him, where did you hear that I
just made it up?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
No, there's a lot of other people saying that.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
There's no way you just made that up. Yeah, yeah,
I just made it up, sort of like my kid
the other day he said, Dad, app this is a
sad one though, he goes dad, app when if there's
someone that comes and is trying to make everybody dead.
What he was like, if you're not dead, just pretend dead.
(08:35):
That way, they won't make you dead. I said, that's deep. Boy.
He said, hey man, where where where did you? Where
did you learn that?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I just made it up. I'm like no, no, no, like
did someone at school like say that? Did you guys
talk about it?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, one's in trouble like I'm not, Like, I just
want to know, like, where did you hear that? I
just made it up? And I don't know how he
he didn't just make that up?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Like he's having trouble crediting his sources.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Right, he's plagiarizing without giving credit.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And that's your bibliography.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
And I'm like, dude, you got just tell me it's okay.
But he won't tell me. But everything they say now
is I just made it up.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
There's no way that was a bit I did on
the show. You didn't make that up. Boy. I'm the
one that does drunk trivia.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Bro, Like, where did you hear that? Bro? I just
made it up?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Whatever do they call your wife?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Sis? No? I just say bro? They say bro, Bro, bro.
Everybody you bro, I'm bro. Is your wife bro bro
to them? Yes, she probably doesn't like that. I wouldn't
like when I'm telling you, when we watched the challenge,
when we watch those other ones uh X on the beach,
they say bro all the time, and we just like,
We're like, that is so weird that And we've already
talked about this, but anyway, we're gonna go. Another email
(09:55):
from Keith says I've been to prison twice.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm a little boy.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
No, not that one. I have been to prison twice
for a total of four years. I've been in high
security and low security. I was also a witness to
the deadliest prison riot in Oklahoma history in twenty fifteen.
I can confirm guards do sleep with inmates and it
is somewhat common. Also, guards do bring in a lot
of contrabrand, including phones and drugs. They make very little
(10:22):
money competitive of what their job is, and it is
easy to convince them to bring in a few flip
phones and some things for five hundred at a time.
Just thought you'd like to know and find interesting and
if you want to know more, let me know, Keith.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
So they get it past the scanners obviously in the
metal detectors.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
That's what I don't understand. How would they get it in?
Don't they search their bags? Like when I went into
a bar downtown, I had my backpack on the other
day because for a meeting there was a security guard
that took a flashlight and was looking in it. So
how do.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, I sawry, I'm coming straight from class.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I'm like, sorry, man, I just got off work and
I'm like a kid. I car my computer in a backpack.
So how would they get that into a prison? Do
they keyster it themselves?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
So the guards must know maybe if you get there,
you're the earliest guard. You don't have security. I know
here at the show sometimes go.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Or maybe they know the guard work in the security
right and so they here's one hundred I'm bringing this in.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
All that for one hundred bucks. I mean, if I'm
doing an operation like that, way they.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Get he said for five hundred, they get five hundred.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
How did those guys get five hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Bro? You don't think they have connections to the outside.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So somebody on the outside vin mos them and then
they bring a phone in to the inmate through security
and the metal detector and all that, because.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I would assume that their connection on the outside is
the one get that gets the drugs, gets the phone.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
How do you tell the connection on the outside to
pay that person five hundred when the phone calls are
recorded and listen to.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
They're on another carrier pigeon, right, they're on another flip phone.
I don't know, right, Ah, I am just trying to
go off my limited knowledge from this email.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
We need to ask Jelly Roll. We need to interview
him for the first time.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
For the second time. I mean, it's just that's it's
a great question because I want to know how it
all happens. We air that one, Yeah, okay, we did,
all right, yeah, yeah, okay, but that's very interesting. Thanks
Keith for the email. That's really good. Hy Blue says,
(12:30):
Ray's right, it's cool to call each each other. Bro,
keep up, you old man, all right, just because I
don't call my chick bro whatever. All right, Well, you're
ready to draw.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
We're going to do until she hits you back with
SIS and then that's stops dead in your track.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
We're going to do the white picket fence division. First,
Ray went into the bucket Jamie Oh into the bucket,
Branson Miller into the bucket, Tyler Schneeber into the bucket.
Katie maybe is going into the bucket.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
We'll try to make this interesting for the non forty
eight members of you.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yes, but that's why we're trying to sprinkle in some
emails a little chatter.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, and we're gonna tell secrets throughout this one.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah. Jose Sapata from San Antonio, the two one oh
hat guy almost about a Raiders bomber jacket. Matthew may Berry,
where's the song man?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
You know, the dumbest thing ever? Tell me, guys, Andrew,
I hate to rip. You can just throw them in there.
You gonna keep names, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Actually maybe they like to hear Ricky Whitewall. These people
get off when they hear their name Andrew Clinton. And so, guys,
the mow and Tampa, don't wreck the mail truck here
in your name the website.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I want to be a supportive of this league. I
have every intention to.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, my Fantasy League dot Com get this.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Everybody got their names put in the website, and it
gave everybody the logos that were already in from last year.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yes, because no, no, just because I.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Thought somebody was being funny and there was somebody with
Ashley Ruiz's picture of her inner Lingerie. Yeah, and I
was like, guys, that's funny that you on that and
put that. No, no, no, it's just because it's from last
year's logos. Like how hilarious this this shit?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Because what you don't understand is I just renewed the
league and I just reassigned that franchise to whoever. I
don't have time to go set up a whole new league.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You can't make this up.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Is hilarious, Andrew Narnum, you're in the bucket. I was like, oh, funny,
somebody has a Johnny Manzel picture. That's fine.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I was the same as last year. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
White picket. Oh that's already. That's the name of the division, hopefully.
I called out twelve names.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
The division picks itself, all right. So what we're gonna do?
The division draws ever.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I have two buckets or two boxes. One has the
number and the other one has the name. I will
draw a number.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I'll stir it up with my and then.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I will draw a name. So the first number out
of the the oh my god, number one okay, first person,
I don't want that. Who has the number one pick
and the white picket get pens Henry number one draft
You want to hear your name called, You will be
at the top of the draft board. Come oh, d
(15:07):
hop Tannehill. Oh there it is. We got it. The
person with the number one pick, Jamie. Oh, Jamie, Jamie Oh,
first pick, first pick, Jamie Oh. This is gonna take forever.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah. I was about to say, holy shit, I need
to actually text my chick.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I'm gonna hurry.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
You said it quick one and if at this rate
times forty eight, we're gonna be here forty eight minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
No, no, got it. Number seven, Number seven is gonna
be Matthew Mayberry. Matthew Mayberry is number seven. Matthew Mayberry.
There you go. Dang. I didn't realize it was gonna
take this long. All right, here we go, Here we go.
(15:56):
Bad planning on my part, Here we go. All right,
all right, on stick it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh, I got a text her an hour.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Number eight. Number eight. It's not gonna be an hour.
I promise I'll pick up the pace. I'll figure it out.
Number eight is Branson Miller. Good job, Miller, have yourself
a miller like next one, next one. And if you
(16:26):
guys are listening to this, you've got some boring jobs. Man, No, no, no,
you want to hear you want to hear bull a
ring a piece of paper out of there? Number ten,
number ten, number ten drafts a napkin?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
What the hell's that doing in there?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I don't know. Number ten, Tyler Sheeber. Sheber at ten.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Oh, Sheber at ten.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
There we go. Yeah, maybe I shouldn't read them all
out when I put them in. Yeah, that takes a
long time, and I should just throw them in the
bucket and just know they're in there, all right.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Number three, that's a big number.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Is this what you want?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You like three?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Caffrey?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Okay, I haven't even looked at any my drafts. I
swear to god, I literally have no idea. Who's at
the top.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Andrew Clinton at three.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
That's a big one.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Andrew Clinton at three.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
I promise I did not have sexual relations with my
in turn Monica to wear inst.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Oh do you think Andrew is the son of Monica
and Bill?
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I mean, how prominent is the last name Clinton? Somewhere
down the line they're related.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
I promise that she did not give me sexual gratification
wall at the oral office.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
The only one I know is Clinton Bushing. But he's
not a Clinton. He's his first name Clinton. Number six.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
That's a good spot.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Number six is good as right in the middle.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
That's a good spot.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I'll take six, okay, and we'll give it to you.
Number six is Andrew Leonard. Andrew Leonard at six Kawhi's brother. Yep,
Andrew Leonard.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Man. You didn't hear about Kawhi all last year, and
he's hurt. Man. He did that for Toronto. I mean,
you guys are so lucky. Did that for you?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Number two? Number two? Here we go, number two. Who's
gonna be it?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I gotta turn up our mic because I can't even
fake the excited Katie Mabe.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Katie.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Maybe at number two, turn him back down now after
that fake excitement.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
All right, good job, Katie, Kadie Mabe. Here we go, Mabe, she's.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Gonna win it.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Maybe not number nine. It's not that hot of an
NFL roster. Honestly, you want to kind of float back.
Jose Sapota Hyde.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
How many times do I got to explain a number
and then I not get it.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I'm like trying to justify that it's a good I.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Mean, my question is, what do you do with Jonathan
Taylor Thomas.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
He's not even playing it.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I mean, he wants out of Indie. He may get traded.
He's not been he's not been at training camp. It's
like you.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Should follow what happened last year.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Every magazine said JTT and he was like the worst
in the league.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Okay, number eleven, I want eleven? Why why do you
want eleven?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I really don't care.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Which is I wasn't eve gonna do the damn Fantasy League,
but I got money hungry.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Okay, okay, number eleven. Ricky white Wall, I thought you're
about to say me Nope, number eleven white Wall.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I had a boy, Rick and Bobby.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
All right, if you're named Ricky, you're from West Virginia,
you also own a farm, and you've also.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Banged your sister. Number four.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Four is a good number. I want four.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Do you think fours?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Four?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
You want number four?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I want four.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Let's see here, all right, Aaron Is, let's see what
we got.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Four.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Take it you a great number. No. Lie four was
my high school number. That's from the universe.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
All right, And that means the number twelve pick goes two.
There's two left. There was three left a minute ago.
I thought there was two. Number twelve goes to Mo
in Tampa, Mow and Tampa Nake.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
You're gonna go back to bag Bruh.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah, Mow and Tampa. And that leaves number five.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
I bet Mo gets Patty Mahomes. He's gonna go running
back Patty Mahomes, snake back to back.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I think so, yeah, Patti will go in.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
The second number five is Andrew Narroom. No room at
number five.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Hey, Andrew, no room in this division for you.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Bro. Oh, that's a good one. Let's take we'll take
a break. I'm sorry, I'll I'll and while we're at break,
I'll put everybody's name back in the buck in the bucket.
That way we don't have to hear this. I'm sorry,
We'll take a bag. We'll be right back. All right, Ray,
here we go more upbeat music, please, yeah, please, please,
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let's see. Oh we got an email from Booger. Culture
letter from Boger. Not oh Boger, not Boger, damn it
Boomer watching justin Herbert right now.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
When I was what, oh, we need to start pre
reading these.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Watching justin Herbert when he was nineteen Oregon against non
ranked Arizona, and I'm calling it now. He's semi done.
I like his arm, but love or hate him, I
think he's done to bet the under or whatever the
f milk you drink or something future bet ray wants.
Chris Jones will hurt him again this year and then
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it's all over. I hate saying that because I don't
want him to get hurt. I like him, but go
Chiefs and Batter's Box, get with the weeping program. When
you call in, you're terrible on the phone. Have something
interesting to say.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Guys, no more than four beers. But if you're gonna
email in.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
In Vegas with Tim and Bob m peace, shout out
and I'll hang up and listen. He's at the slots, bogger, booger.
I don't know, but I don't know what the hell
that email was. That made no sense.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
That's honestly a mix of adderall and zippies and then
also alcohol.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I mean that that's what'll happen.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Kids, if you're out there listening, you're in high school,
middle school. It's fun to have a couple of drinks
with your buddies. But it's not fun to get blackout
and be on a bender. And that is what Booger's on.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh man, okay, should we check another one?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I mean, Booger, if you're there right now, look down
at your drink. Is it in a nice glass from
the casino or is it in a brown paper sack?
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, Tiffany with a movie recommendation. Hey, lunch, my husband
and I watched a movie recently we think you would love.
It's about a couple who figure out how to win
thousands of dollars in a certain lottery game. The True Story.
Brian Cranston is the lead actor. Jerry and Marge go large.
Check it out, Tiffany, I have not checked that one out.
(22:48):
I'm sorry, Maybe I will. Coco uh much box. When
you go on vacation, take your family to Yellowstone. You
can see lots of wildlife, the Old Faith geyser, hot springs,
and great walking paths, iceland best volcano Interactive Museum. Your
children will experience an eruption from the inside so cool,
(23:11):
plus a glacier, hot springs, and lots of areas for
your children to run around Iceland. Did she really say Iceland? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Thanks for the contiguous United States recommendation there.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I mean, I don't know, that's a long ways away,
but thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Coco, and also Coco the Buffalo. That's gonna be a
different type of slot machine. He likes buffalo slots, not
the actual buffalo.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, Coach, why don't you guys go on a Disney cruise.
We can do a sore losers Disney cruise with our kids. No,
thank you. Okay, now let's get back to the drawing
the names here NASCAR race from Nick Zappi, Coacher's longtime listener.
I remember the original pod when Batter's box was in
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the bathroom stall. I went on a cruise last month
and had to catch up on the pod. Let me
tell you, my NASCAR experience was like no other. My
dad had connections with the high exec of Monster Back
with NASCAR was the inner drink of the series.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Energy.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
We had infield passes to the Kentucky Race and Sparta.
We had unlimited beer. We had unlimited beer food, and
had phones to listen to the drivers talk to their
crew chiefs. It was an amazing experience. Holy shit, it's cool.
The best part was the end of the race, sneaking
out into pit road. The end of the race, when
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you get the fuck out of Talladegon, Hell yeah, when
you can leave. God you Me and lunch peeled out
of that part. Wait, we didn't wait till the end.
I was like, bro, I can't even hear myself think
from those car end. I mean, that's like my wife
and I went here in Nashville, like, oh, this is
gonna be awesome. We were there for about twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
She lets me go, not it when you're head spinning.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, we just maybe we don't do it right. But
they stuck out on the pit road and being face
to face with the drivers in their cars. I've got
of it, but I'll share a few picks because the
videos wouldn't upload into an email. I met Denny Hamlin
as they were pushing his car back to the trailer.
Hands down, one of the coolest things I've ever experienced.
(25:12):
Right up there was being on the sixteenth hole of
the Waste Management Tour tournament. That's another email to come later.
Coaches Nick ZAPPI lo and behold, you know Nick Zappy
is in the drawing. He is in one of these leaks.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Let's be real.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I mean the chicks that act like they're into that Nascar,
I mean they're just sitting there on they just like
it vibrates the seats.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, this is a Shane Bray's division. And Nick Zappy
is in Depression Den this season. Just so you know, that's.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
When are we on Depressionday? Because IM gonna change up
the music to this.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
That'll be next. We'll do that after Shane Bray. Shane Bray,
number eleven out of the hat. Let's see who gets it.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Come on, Sesameame, come.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
On, here we go. Number eleven and Shane Bray, Peter Castillo,
Peter Castillo, you got the eleventh pick?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Hey, Peter, big as your Peter.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
All right, let's go. I need to hurry up. I
gotta get out of here. Ah, number two pick, this
is a big one.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
You're probably gonna get somebody like, uh a Megatron version
of Megatron two is.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Don't give it to the defending champ. Don't. He's already
lethal as it is. Don't give it to Shane Bray.
Sloppy Joe. Sloppy Joe.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
That's gonna end up being probably a Trevor Lawrence.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
No, she likes the Steelers. I think so. She'll probably
take Ken Pickens. She'll take Picket or George Pickens or
Deontay Johnson, Rotten, Naji Harris, God, I've had him, He's terrible.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I'm picking Traylon Burks in the second number.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I'm a Homer.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Number ten, number ten. Here we go. Zach Woolger, Zach Woolger.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I'm telling you I got a friend named Zach that
might be him.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I mean I had Zach Weird growing up. I told
you that, But I don't know who Zach Wolberker is.
I mean, could you not change your last name? I
guarantee you no one ever says his last name right, Zubker, Zubiker, Wobbacker, Webby, Nubby.
I don't know what the hell says number one, number one.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
This person's getting McCaffrey.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Or Jonathan Taylor, Thomas or Trey Lance. Trey Lance could
be a good one.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I just read on hes been he like dropped or something.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Roy's the worst investment in the history of Niners football.
Rory Squire, Ry Squire, Congratulations, you're picking first in the
Shane Bray Division. You're gonna get d Henry probably oh
Man or d Hop yep, get you a Titan. Number six.
Number six.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Number six is a spot.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
That's where you want.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, that's the honey hole right there, that's the g spot.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
That's Dan Benson.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Good John Benson, good job, Benny.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
All right, Dan Benson, Yeah we go. You go ahead
and get you a couple four local beers for that draft,
and you enjoy it, buddy. Number five, The number five
pick goes to my mom.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
How did you get in?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Martin Moron, Mark Moron.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
John Marty.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
All right, let's go.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
This is your year.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Man.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
You tell your wife you're getting a four thousand dollars
bonus in the form of Fantasy Bucks.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
The twelfth pick, twelfth pick in the draft, Shane Bray Division,
mister irrelevant, Dre from Chicago.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Get him Dre.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Dre from Chicago.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Ain't nothing but a Dre thang. Babe?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Does he have Dre beats?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I'm going there.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
You go, number three, number three.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
This is one of those spots you can make a team. Yeah,
at three, you're probably gonna field the best team.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Three.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Roger a yup, Roger a Hole, Good job, Roding.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Roger a Ohn't got to pick a pick play. Okay,
Shane Bray is still out there on the defending champ,
still waiting to hear his name call.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
You're not gonna get me this time with a deck
in the box.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Nope. What number is this? You can't read my own handwriting?
Number four?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I wrote it in Korean?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Ray this Hey, this is this is the spot. This
is where you want to be.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Number is the honey hole, man, This is the foreplay
right here.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Ben Davis, Ben Baby, bend over and get you that
Ben Davis, bend over, sop it on.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
The ass, and you pick you a football player. Boy,
next one, don't let that pick slip you. By number seven. Oh,
you better lub up before this pick. Otherwise, if you're
gonna raw dog it at seven.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
You're screwed.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Number seven.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Here we go, man, The drawing process is about as
slow as my eighty year old newscast. You're picking the
cash three in Tennessee number seven.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Bernie Hernandez, get him burn Hey, Bernie, Hey, Bernie's a baller, dude.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Bernie, who are you gonna pick? Real talk?
Speaker 3 (30:02):
You're picking Dee Watson, Bernie Hernandez. Somebody's gonna go out
and get se j.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Bernie's Bernie's wife said he's not allowed to support Deshaun Watson,
not in his household.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Hey, number nine, that's the pick. That's the pick, number.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Nine defending champ Shane Bray at nine.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Gotta get Baker Mayfield got.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
To I mean, he's a steal in the first round.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You don't want to let him slip.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
And that means the eighth pick goes to.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
You want to get you a Dalvin Cook around here.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah, there's a good spot for Dalvin. Ed Herrera. Yep,
he's gonna do it. He did, he did it, good job. Ed.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
You're gonna get either Dalvin or Kirk that you want?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Not bad?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Should we take another breakwife? With these in the head?
All right, we'll take a break.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
How any more divisions we got?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
We got two?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Holy?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I know, I know, I said it was gonna be quick.
I lied. God, it's so stupid, it's so stupid. All right,
we'll right back, all right, Rocket Depression den I need
sound music.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
And because this year somebody in the Depression den is
gonna die or you.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Think they're going to prison one of the two Ray.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
We lost a member of the jail system.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Hey, I missed this email before I was going to Boston.
Dylan says, a fat and fate a fantastic I gotta.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Oh my gosh, guys, after seven hours of talking, our
lips have got cement in.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Oh my god. I mean it just added this out.
A fantastic restaurant to check out in Boston is the
Lobster Trap.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
A month late.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
My brother and brother in law's cousins own it and
it's amazing. Tell them, you know the Delancey's. Give them
a shout out. Possible hookup.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, tell them that you get you punched in the
crank on that sceat.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I hate my brother in law, bro.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Coach throws me a crab boat coach.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
My wife's birthday I was an August twenty third, and
we planned a Nashville trip from August twenty fifth to
twenty eighth. I was wondering a gift I could coordinate
with anyone from the show to say Hi, I know
this is a big ask that Ray and you are
super busy, but it would make her weekend. I would
appreciate anything you can do help in any way. Blessings
(32:22):
Huckleberry from DC area.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Also yeah, Huckleberry, I would go ahead and push that
anniversary to the fifteenth weekend in January.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, that's silas. Yeah, I would. I would plan that
for CC three. We can meet you, no problem. We
will be not busy, and we'll be able to We'll
be able to hang out with you and Huckleberry.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
I'm gonna just say, go ahead and get a ball clamp.
Slightly painful, but she'll appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Cultures, Can you let me know what website we're using? Yeah,
Myfantasy League dot com. We've said that, Andrew Leonard, you
declared for the draft and then you quit listening.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Come on, man, every other schmuck is doing Yahoo and ESPN,
and guess what, they're all in middle school.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
This is an adult league.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
This is from Colleen, and this is from months ago
that I just now saw from May eleventh at two
forty two am, obviously having a few drinks. Hey, coachers,
I was listening to the potty the other day and
you guys talking about the cracker barrel rocking chairs and
I was cracking up because who the blank buys those
for two hundred dollars. Well, my aunt is one of
(33:26):
those people. We are from NorCal, where there aren't many
Cracker barrels. A few years back, during COVID, we went
on a family road trip to Missouri, where my older
brother was living at the time. We stopped at Cracker
Barrel one day and my aunt fell in love with
the rocking chair she was waiting INDs, so she bought it.
The rest of my family and I were laughing so
(33:48):
much at my crazy aunt for doing it, and we
were like, where in the blank are we going to
get a rocking chair in the car for the rest
of the trip. Well, to our surprise, it came completely
disassembled in a box that was big but reasonable to
keep in the RV we were riding in. Since that trip,
she has bought four more rocking chairs from Cracker Barrel
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on various road trips. She even made it part of
a gift to my brother as a housewarming present. The
pods have been good since that dude quit that We
don't want to say his name sign the papers on
the divorce, but man, do I miss him. I'm sorry.
After finishing the pod today, an old episode started playing
from a few years back, and I got to say
(34:30):
I miss hearing him munch on crazy apples during the show.
I listened to three old podcasts. Hopefully he'll come back.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Holy fuck, what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Thanks coachers, Colleen Clark.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Oh it was a girl. I was envisioning a guy.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
All the time. All right, now we're in the depression, Den,
let's get going.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah, our cracker barrel in West Nashville. You gotta walk
over a couple of corpses.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
The ninth pick, ninth pick and depression. Den, let's go
is Mika Swanson? Get him Swann? Hey draft Michael Parsons
with the nint pick. Mike could go for it.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Stop looking at me, Slan Swanson.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Dude, you at honestly at number nine, you'd be an
idiot not to go with Alex.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Smith number eight.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Number eight, eight is going to be more dangerous.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
That's that's that's Wilson, that's definitely Tim Couch.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Now I'm telling you, if you want to get real dangerous,
JaMarcus Russell, go with this.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Guy Broncos Country. Let's run yep there.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Stacey Rogers at eight. Stacey Rodgers at eight.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
I'm telling you had a girl in high school. Her
name was Stacy and she was a whore.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Oh really, we had Stacy that got around number five,
number five, all right, here we go. It's going to
be Kristen Tedford. Get him, Kristen Tedford. Yep, this is
(36:00):
going to be a big pick for you.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Are you going to represent the women equality, women's rights,
equal pay?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Number two? Number two, pick number two, pick ghosts two.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Don't ship the bet on this one.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Brian Myrick, Brian Myrak, that's.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Right where you want to be. Brian. That's a hell
of a job.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Brian, great effort, Brian Hey Bill, Bill, what do you
think of the draft position for Brian Myrick? Yeah, honestly,
I don't really have any opinion on that. Okay, thanks,
Number six, number six, let's see. Oh, here it is
Joe Im Joe m Joe at six.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
I'm pretty sure you're gonna be able to get a Packer.
You're gonna you're gonna be able to get Jordan Love.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
All right, this is the next one. Number seven.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Oh ship that running back for the Packers might in
the first round. Eddie Lacy, the backup, the tenth strigger.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
He was the one that ate himself out of the league.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Aaron Jones.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Oh, number seven, Tyler Mussel White.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Muscle White, you're gonna want to go after a tight
end a Kelsey or a Gesseki something like that.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah, and you must maybe weight watchers too. Tyreek Hill, Oh,
Tyreek Hill, that's a good one, Tyreek Kill. Don't go
after Corey Dave. Maybe draft Corey Davis. There, Hey, pick,
did you see Cory Davis retired?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Good job, Titans.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
What number is this? Number four? Money spot?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Don't make a bad pick.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Don't accidentally select Rugs. I bet our website still has
him up.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
No, there's no way, there's no way he's still up. Hey.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
You know what I'm gonna do with my final pick.
I'm picking up DeMar Hamlin. I don't care if he
can't get me any points. I want him on my team.
Oh Morale, Yes, that's the guy you won the law
locker room?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
All right?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Number four? Patrick Farvo, Patrick farvaruva. Good job Patrick, Patrick.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
That is the spot you want to be man, all right,
proud of you, dude.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
This took a lot longer than I thought. Number ten,
Number ten, Here we go. I got a feeling there's
a good spot.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
The way that it wraps around, it's ideal for this
type of a team.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Captain one, Hernandez one, You're gonna love that, Hey, guess
what Trey Lance will be available. He's a forty nine
ers fan. He's won Hernandez forty nine ers is what
his name is. At number ten, you can pick the
first gay NFL didn't one of the guys come out recently.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I could have swore.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Carl Nassab did a couple years ago.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
You saw him in the elevation.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I run an elevator with him. He was very nice
enough to hold in the elevator as well. The pod
number twelve not I didn't get to pick.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah, you're all toughed, not in a sexual way either,
but it's well, get ready for some some some BDM.
You're gonna be in a swing in handcuffs with a
neck grab around you.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Well, I have been told this person does like that.
Who is it batter's box?
Speaker 1 (39:15):
What if everybody that's box?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Hey, batter's box.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
You're number twelve, buddy, Get the handcuffs.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
But not the chip strap. Yeah, let's go get the whips.
Get the whips. You're number twelve, all right, call me kitty,
all right, number oh, number one. We're going from twelve
to one. There's two people left in this box. One
of them is gonna be the number one.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Pick. The other one is my taco bell receipt and
it is.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Tony B. Tony B the number one pick. Congrats Tony B.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
You're gonna love that Tony B.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Oh, there was three people left. Sorry, I'm an idiot.
There's number eleven. Pick eleven.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Go to seven, Eleve Hogan and guys.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Nick Zappy, Zappy, Nick Zappy. This better be your best
life experience over the waste management and the NASCAR.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
You want to get some zaps when you're in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Number three. I wonder if any of these people are
coming to the convention. If you made the league, you
should be here.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Seventy percent will clear their tickets this weekend.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Miguel Salazar at number three, Go save another life, Miguel,
not this one though. You're dead to rights in this division.
All right, Miguel Salazar number three. All right, Now we're
moving on to my division. Lunch is losers, and you'll
have to draw because I don't want people to say
it's rigged.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Oh, I don't even know the process.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
You're gonna draw a number and then a name. Let's
take a break. We'll be right back and we'll get it.
We'll get it.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Going, all right, we're back in action.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Hello, here we go, Here we go. You want to
read an email or you just want to get to it.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
I'm gonna say a couple out so I don't have
to do the song and dance of it taken ten years.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Big Brother is annoying. Af from Jay lunchbox. I heard
you talking a couple pods back about how Big Brother
gets on your nerves with all the wasted time, and
I could not agree more. How about this past Sunday's
episode when the ahoh comp How corny were these special effects?
Oh my god, dude, they were so When they go
into the outer verse and it's like a zombies coming,
(41:23):
it was so stupid. Big Brother needs to stop this
crap and get on Survivor and the Amazing Races level. Also,
please to trying to find a try to find a
way on these shows. Yes, I want to be on Survivor.
Thank you, Jaywick, longtime listener, first time emailer, Jay, you
are one hundred percent correct. When they were hiding behind
cars in crap, it was absolutely stupid and so stupid.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
I don't know if they're coming after me, and.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
It's like, ooh, Luckily I saw a jelly bean on
the porch, so I was able to stay there.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
What I didn't even understand the.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Comp I didn't understand the competition and the fake acting
like they're upset is so or air was so stupid.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
And they had to run through a hole that was
all secret.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
It's so dumb. And then what also is dumb is
they go to the outer verse or whatever and they
really miss nothing. It's like, you're gonna be gone but
for who knows how long, and it's like they're gone
for eight hours and they they literally miss nothing. They
don't miss any competitions, they don't miss anything. So literally
eight hours, and you're just like, all right, cool man,
Like cool, are you been drawing over there? You want
(42:27):
to start? What do you want to start with? All right?
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Number three? Pick number three?
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Evan Wly, Evan Worley, get a war dog. I went
to school with Evan Epstein. But that's not him. Number
seven seven. Uh, there's bleeped out, Oh says Michael. Oh
it's Michael mcdick. That's his name. That's I mean, I
(42:54):
don't understand, but yes, that's his real last night, that's
what he says. Well, yet, Jay, thanks for the email.
I'll dude, big brother, the corniness is so over the
top it drives me nuts.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Number twelve.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Kyle Doss, Kyle Dass. Number nine, number nine Britney Olivias Brittany.
That is called put a ring on it. She is
in for the second year in a row. Second year
in a row. She's been in the league. Number six
six Mike Neat Oh, Mike Nito Bandido, there we go,
(43:32):
Mike Ndo.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
All right, now these are live those I kind of
did just so.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Thank you, so we can we can Smith speed it
up that eleven or Hey Sanchez, poor, Hey Sanchez.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
I wonder what the chances are of getting a good pick?
I mean, is it fifty one and twelve?
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Man?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yeah, because it's like there's twelve numbers, there's twelve people,
so you have a one in two I mean.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
But I mean there's good picks. I'd say one through four.
I mean even in in the middle the four to eight.
So you had a thirty three percent.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Chance of getting a good okay, in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
And it depends, and it depends who you're aiming for.
If you're aiming for Patty Mahomes, you better be a
top two pick.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Number eight.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Martez Crawford, Martees Crawford.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Okay, have too many more left?
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Yeah? There that that's you're right.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Ten.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Ten.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
This one's gonna snake quick.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
You know.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
This one tough. This one's tough. I don't want ten.
Vanessa Rosendale, Vanessa Rosendale. Damn we did sticky papers so
they stick.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
That was stupen.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
That was my fault.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Number four.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Four, that's your spot, man, dude.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
I love a good four.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Lee McCarty, Lee McCarty. Okay, there's only a couple left. Yeah,
there's only dude, there might be only one and two left,
all right, there's two.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Oh my god, this is number two. I felt a number.
I hope I only picked one lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Damn it too, damn it, dang it.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
There's numbers left.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Okay, I'm just trying to guess off the top of
my head.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
So one is left unless there's two lunch.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
But now there's five left. One in five, all right,
number five? Five? Damn. You don't want to hear your
name here. You want that number one? Pick?
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, right?
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Five? Oh my god, Mike signs or Mike guess, Mike sears,
all right, and nast one is number one.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Number one was.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
The last and who is it Matt McKenzie, Matt McKenzie
or number one? Congrat Mac McKenzie. Good luck everybody. The
draft will be up, the times will be up. You'll
get an email if you haven't already got an email.
But uh, and I hope other people listen to this,
enjoy the emails I tried to run through trying to
(46:02):
keep it interesting. We're out of here, we gotta go.
I'm so tired.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Those are the highs and lows of doing a radio show.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Ray. Oh yeah, sometimes they're bad. Ray, do you want
to read this one real quick? From Martin Moran? Moran
moron who's in the league coachers. I'm a longtime listener
and wanted to tell you guys have been played a
major part in keep with me saying the last few
years after I joined the Air Force then went through
(46:29):
a brutal last three years of PT school, I look
forward to every pod. It is the only one I
listened to one time speed to get every second out
of it, while I listened to other pods at one
and a half speed to get through them quicker, including
four things with Amy Brown. I wasn't gonna call her out.
Oh God, I just graduated last week with my doctorate
(46:53):
in physical therapy and wanted to assure you that now
at least have one doc listening to the show. Thanks
for the shout out a few weeks back, as I
was the one who messaged on Facebook that I would
be walking the stage at Baylor that race shouted out.
I also made the Fantasy League this year. And despite
you calling me a more on ten times over the
last two episodes last names, last name is pronounced Moran. Oh,
(47:18):
I'll hang up and listen and keep listening. Keep up
the good work, coaches, and I'll see you in Nashville
in a few months for CC three. Soar Losers Nation
for Life, Doctor Moran, first Lieutenant US Air Force PT DBT,
physical Therapist. There we go. We salute you, right Patterson
(47:42):
Air Force Base Martin. We can't wait to see you
in January. My man salute emoji.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, all right, that's it.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Is knowing you get done with work and your dog
ass tired.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Nick Zappi Coachers, Yeah, I hope you'd be doing the
convention in Ruba this year, but I'm glad to hear
it's in. That's a five and a half hour drive
for me, probably closer to six after I make a
pit stop at Bucky's. I plow snow in the winter.
So depending on what a blizzard or no blizzard that weekend,
you can count me in LFG let go.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
I did a tweet. I didn't know if you were
able to see it or not.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Maybe not.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Okay, that was a quick answer.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Sore Losers. I click on our logo.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
It says Sore Losers Show is how you find us
on Twitter or x Yeah, and I put did it
delete my tweet?
Speaker 1 (48:37):
What the hell?
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Oh boy, all right, you don't have the tweet? You
wasted more time than I did?
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Or wait, did I put it under my Oh? I did?
Speaker 2 (48:47):
On Facebook? Okay, guys also find us on Facebook. Just
look up Sore Losers Sore Losers podcast and it says
just hurt.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
No, that's Chris McCabe.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
The tweet says lunch. Please tell me that Team Snacks
is now practicing.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
The answer is no, we do not practice. Five year
olds don't practice.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Found the tweet it says this is what I tweeted out.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
Breaking News Channel five local officials expect the sore Losers
Convention to bring upwards of one hundred and fifty people
to the local economy in January, resulting in seven thousand
to nine thousand in alcohol sales alone. Hey, some of
your fake your Instagram posts are funny. I don't know
(49:36):
how you do it, but you put the little Sore
Losers logo in there. I mean it's pretty funny. Well,
fireworks going on really good. I need an Instagram lesson
because I'm very impressed.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
Guys, And thank you so much for keeping the city secret. Yes,
so they didn't spoil it for others. We do appreciate it.
We'll see you.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
We are out of here.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
It is Ottawa.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
We'll see you next week. We'll be back from vacation.
I mean, we recorded all these in one day, so
hopefully joyd this week. We try to put stuff up
so you aren't left bored at your work and ready
to kill yourself. Got a couple Eskimo brothers in ottam already,
all right, we out, dude, I'm sorry, I thought that
was gonna take twenty minutes. God, I'm an idiot. I
don't even like raw Dog and I'm an idiot.
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