December 30, 2020 • 49 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh, the one loser? What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox.
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
a sports genus. What's up, everybody? I am Eddie. I
know the least about the sports, but I'm your average
sports fan, your sports watcher. I don't know the who's who's.
(00:30):
I don't know the what's what's. Once upon a time
I had Corona. What up, y'all? It is Sisson. I'm
from the North originally. I now live on the west
side of Nashville with Baser. We're contemplating moving, but we're
still going to reside there for the next six months.
On the weekends, we shotgun bud Light hard Seltzer's. The
best flavor is watermelon. Guys, does your wife shotgun too?
(00:55):
Or just you? I mean, you want to be real,
I don't even think I shot gun. I mean I'm
married now. I think we just sip it. Guys. And
when you're this holiday season hashtag sore losers shotgun, we
want to see you doing some shotguns with grandma, with
grandma grandpa. It would be nice, coach, I mean, the
(01:15):
most popular shotguns have been the ones by females. Am
I not right? All right? Even the kids to all
you kids listening, get your episode of a juice box
that it was the best one we've ever had. Man,
can anyone shotgun like a coke that? I feel like
that would hurt? It will And we don't honestly want
to advise that. No, that's how people get sick. But
(01:36):
alcohol is made because it affects the liver, dot oxidizes
stuff like that. Can you can shotgun booze? But if
you shotgun water pops shotgun water. I'm no, dude, have
you never heard those people hold your wei for a we?
Excuse me? Okay, So there was a radio station I
think maybe in San Diego and they held a contest
(01:58):
back when the Nintendo we was out, and it was
hold your Wei for a week. To hold you you
had to drink a bunch of water, and whoever held
it the longest without peeing won the Wii. Okay, that's dangerous.
Someone died. Okay, that's dangerous. But I mean, okay, so
you know what, they lost their job. You know, when
you fly like an they're plane, they have wat can
of waters. You've seen those? So it's just a it's
(02:22):
just the twelve ounces of water. You can shotgun that
and not die like I would assume something. Listen, I
don't know. I mean doctor Ray back there told you
that alcohol is made because the liver did. Doctor ray
says alcohol is made to shotgun, but not so doesn't
water Because of the way it affects the body. Water
can only be processed at a certain rate. Alcohol ends
up going to the liver doing other stuff. Not a doctor,
(02:45):
but there you go. Okay, Well, guys, listen, we're really
on vacation, but we're gonna just go through the mailback,
so we're not gonna the ghost of lunch box. Do
you have Hawaiian vacation music? Yes, listen, so we're gonna
We're not even here right now. You can email us
week we're on vacation. Well, excuse me, Senorita. Maybe I
(03:07):
shouldn't have said that. Can I have a margarita with
no salt por favre in a little bit alime in that?
And can you have one of the girls in the
hula scoots skirts deliver it to me? I, Pablo, are
you selling any suntan lotion there? Can I get another
one of those Bahama mamas. Maybe I should have said
that it's a beautiful day here on vacation. Maybe I
(03:33):
shouldn't have said that. Look, we're just gonna go through
a bunch of emails like we are the store losers
at gmail dot com. Which it's okay that you said that.
I feel he's about to beat himself up. It's on
the microphone. Well, I mean I was hoping she shouldn't
have said Arnold. Arnold is really taking a life of
his own. Guys, Arnold, Okay, here's the thing, he's kind
of oka. Listen. I like Arnold. No, no, I like Arnold,
(03:56):
and I joined the sore Losers Facebook group. It's cool. No,
it's cool. But here's the problem. What's the problem. I
don't see a problem with it. And this is gonna
sound awful, So why are you gonna say that's gonna
make I shouldn't have said it. So I joined the
sore Losers Facebook. Get the free T shirt? What did
(04:18):
you get the gibbles? They didn't send you a free
T shirt. Oh, you get a free T shirt when
you join. They probably se more T shirts than us.
Shop store losers dot com. Get your one and only
Sore Losers shirt. Now I get in there and I
comment on something. Here's the only problem. Now every single
person from the sore Losers group tries to add me
on Facebook. Good. You can add whoever you want. You
(04:40):
don't have to add anyone, you know. Like that little
icon that says like friend request. I never click on that.
I've never added a friend on Facebook. I think the
last time was ten years ago. I have not added
a single person. Yeah. The thing that I haven't even
done Facebook until that guy, Chris, the Sore Losers Chris
heat told me to be an admin. And that's the
(05:01):
first time I had I guess that's the first time
I clicked anything on Facebook that said I'll join. So
do you guys keep your Facebook's open? Close those puppies? Man,
what do you mean? Ten years ago? I shut her down.
It's really not a great website. Instagram is great for
holding your pictures? What is Facebook good for? To kill
time during the big show? Because I have nothing to
(05:21):
do over here, So so what are you? You're looking
at word puzzles? But isn't that what Instagram is? But
I don't follow anybody on Instagram, so I only look
at Facebook when I'm here at work. When I look
over home, when I look over on lunchbox computer, he's
got Facebook up and he's chatting away. I can't see
who he's talking to you, but I remember you from
(05:42):
seventh grade? How's it going on? Who are you talking
to so much on Facebook? No, I don't chat with Comeda.
Tide it out that I'm married now, he can't do that.
I don't never chat with Comeda. My friend Jenny uh
from the blog. She's from one blog. She's on the
slaughter lane Jenny's ice Cream? How big is she? But yeah,
(06:05):
so I chat with her. I chat But like, what
do you guys talk about? Like? Because? And do you
talk to them every day? Or is it? Oh? I
saw a post. If you don't mind me asking, how's
your sex life? I'll hang up and listen. Are you
still married? No? I know she's still married just by
checking on the mean I know her husband, Like, I
know she's still married. You look at pictures and oh
(06:26):
my gosh, little Chris addressed as a pumpkin was adorable. No,
she doesn't have any kids. Hey about them still married thing?
I'm telling you that's not a great question. Hey, how's married?
Life a decent amount. I'd say definitely, say fifty fifty
of the people I went to college with divorce. It's
just not and you don't think too like if you
reach out to Mary right, just example Mary from high
(06:48):
school and and you just randomly reach out, she automatically
is gonna be like, that's weird that he just reached out.
And we're having a little conversation here and there, and
next thing, you know, you gotta you know, she's got
to be thinking like, why did Ray just randomly reach
out on Facebook. I'll actually get right to the point
with the messages and I'll say, hey, I know you're
posting pictures in London and stuff with a different guy.
(07:10):
He looks like, fabio, what happened? Oh I got a divorce.
Here's what happened. And then it fills me all in.
I'm just curious, really, and she knows. It's not a
hit on type thing. It's a why are you no
longer married to the person I thought you were married to?
Boom boom boom. I always think it's interesting to see
how people look at this age, you know, like some
people haven't seen in high school. And I get on
there and be like, Wow, this person has changed a lot.
(07:33):
That looks like a new balloon. I saw one guy
the other day and he popped up on like friends
you might know or whatever, and I saw his face
and I'm like, this guy looks so familiar. I have
no idea who this is. Clicked on it kept looking
at pages more pictures, pictures, pictures, until finally, deep do
you go? Do you think I went down? Hey, I've
(07:53):
never gotten lost on a page before pictures because I
was thinking, I know that I don't know the name,
and I don't know the face looks familiar, but I
don't know, man, what was it the jawline? Is that
what you like about? Well? He gained them. So I
got down to the time when I we didn't know
(08:14):
each other, and he just looks completely different, and I
was just like, holy crap, I forgot about this dude. Yeah,
and this guy very well. There are some of those
people and I get the friend request and it's like,
you have seventy three mutual friends. I'm like, man, I've
got a good memory, Like I have a really good memory,
so I can't remember these people. So I remember most people,
(08:34):
and I'm like, how do I know you? So I'll
click on it and then if i'll look through a
couple of pictures, Yeah, you gotta go all the way down. No, no,
not all the way down. If I can't, If I
can't recognize you in five pictures five pictures? Are any
of those people? Are their lives more interesting? Years? Are you? Exactly?
But but I got rid of Facebook because it felt like, wow,
(08:56):
this is Boringsville, USA. I'm not interested in their family
life and their job that they hate. That's nine to five.
I'm really not. There were certain people, like especially in college,
where they knew what they were going to do in
life and they were passionate president. I was going to
be this. I was going to be that, I'm the
best at this in college, right, And then you look
at them now and they work in like finance and
(09:18):
that's not what your fashion was. That's crazy how it
all turned out to me. It's weird. Like the people
in high school that got straight a's, never did anything,
studied all the time, and then they're just, uh, this
sounds that sounds too they lost everything, what do you mean?
(09:39):
Tense city? And then they're a fifth grade teacher and
I'm like, so you studied that hard what they liked
the teaching, obviously, but you studied that hard to be
a fifth grade teacher. You could have had all season
been a fifth grade teacher. Coach, I hear you on that.
One doesn't make sense a neighbor, I shouldn't say. Anyways,
(10:00):
he was very smart. I'm talking the smartest coach. You
thought this dude was going to be an astronaut, engineer,
doctor or something. He ended up just being a normal
chef at it. Not even a five star or a
Michelin restaurant. It was a middle of the road restaurant
with you. Dude that that moved across the street from me.
He was moved from Minnesota. Okay, hey, easy on the detail, coach,
(10:22):
Why don't you tell a street hey man, what's your name? Okay,
my name is Gibbels. And he super smart, like his
family moved to Germany. His family moved to Germany when
we were in high school. He's really smart. Comes German,
no dot, and he goes and he goes to Pen
(10:43):
like the Quakers. Pennsylvania. Yeah, like Ivy League crap and
penn State No, no pen Pen University of Pennsylvania. That's it.
Never heard of it. Super super smart dude, genius. And
I'm thinking this dude's gonna go out and change the world.
Like he's gonna change the world. He's so smart. He
(11:07):
was building things. He started building things in fifth grade
and like electricity stuff. And he went out and invented
a chocolate company. That's amazing. That coach is probably amazing.
You know, he's loaded. I don't know if he's It
was called Hershey's or something like that. I don't know
much about chocolate, but it's about something to Reese, he's come.
(11:28):
It's called lock up rock a chocolate. Put it up.
I know. I it's for sale. You can get it.
Um see that here it is. I mean, it's just
please somebody sending some of the studios. I can eat
it in front of lunch's face every day and say, hey,
dumb idea chocolate. No. No, I thought he was going
(11:49):
to change because that is changing the world. He created
a chocolate company. What are you doing? He created it.
You're not doing crap. I understand what's I thought? I
get it. I don't do anything. I thought he was
gonna be like a scientist or an engineer or you
know something. Okay, Okay, Son another one once he's done. Well, well,
(12:10):
it's it's funny to Its funny to me. Every year
at Christmas, Forest always brings over of rocket chocolate to
support our buddy Ryan. That's funny. That's right. I love it.
Chess Day. I like you more now. But I think
it's funny that you like to see these people that
were brilliant in high school and then you thought they
were going to change the world. Turns out they were
(12:32):
They just did mediocrest. No, no, this isn't meet because
at least he's an entrepreneur and he went out and
created something, which is cool. I got really good, I
got a decent one go ahead, and I thought it
was just crazy. I thought it was gonna be something
in the science field because he was really just well,
he created chocolate. I'm sure it takes science. I'm gonna
build this one up, you guys. Then guess what he
is now. So in high school we're talking on no details,
(12:54):
but he was a freshman. He would get pulled up
to varsity in basketball and football. Absolute best athlete maybe
in the history of my town. So he was never
even playing on our teams. He was that good. Oh
he's getting drafted up to the varsity. Okay, cool, nice,
It was nice practicing. He was so far advanced in
all of us. Not only that, dude was smart straight
a's never did homework, knew everything, got all his work
(13:15):
do under never had tutors. Were just so smart. Outside
of that, So he's great athlete, super smart, and what
do you know, he's good looking, got every check he wanted,
dated whoever, whenever, all that we did, go to college.
What does he do now? He's a coach, high school coach,
middle school coach. He's a manager at the mill. He
(13:36):
uh works at the lumber mill? Is he a manager?
I mean, how does that end up equaling lumber mill work?
Because towns, it's lack of direction. You see. See I
grew up in a not a terribly small touch but
but but coach. So right outside our town, my dad
had this little he bought a little piece of property,
(13:57):
turned it into like a little ranch or whatever. But
there was a little hound by it, and my brother
and I were there every weekend. So every weekend we'd
hang out with the people that lived in that town.
There was so many smart kids, so many smart kids,
and at that point I was the big city kid.
Even though my town wasn't a big city. I moved
to this little town on the weekends and they would
hang out with me and be like, dude, you're from
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the city, Like it's so cool. And we started. I
taught him about music and Seinfeld and TV shows and movies,
and they're like, dude, this is amazing. We love it.
We don't get crap out here. It's so cool. Time
to graduate. We're like, where are you going? Where are
you going to college? This one kid, man, I got
a scholarship, Like it's crazy. I just put it out
(14:39):
and a bunch of colleges reached out. I think I'm
gonna try University of Wisconsin too. That's amazing, freaking Badgers.
It's great. He goes one semester two cold. Dude, can't
stand up. Miss my family. I'm going back home, Like
what are you doing? This is an opportunity of lifetime,
full ride to the University of Wisconsin, and you're not
gonna take it. He didn't take it. Another kid went
(15:00):
ute us too much. Man, I can't take it. I
missed my family. My dad wants me to work on
the ranch. Went back. What are you doing? That's how
it were usually small town because they haven't been around
a lot of people in a big city. It can
be overwhelming. My roommate in college was overwhelming. Yes, my
roommate from college was from a small East Texas town
called a Lesion Field. They had they had one stop
(15:22):
sign and okay, and they walked to school barefoot in
the snow. And I'm serious, I'm being serious. They never
it's all one way sign until the city. Guys, you're not,
I've heard it. They had to go to town to
go to and get groceries. They chure in their own
butter like. I went there because I was driving. We
were driving after college. I've never been to his hometown.
(15:45):
I was picking him up on our way to our
other roommates wedding in Oklahoma. And once you get into
the town, there's no cell phone service. Here we go,
there's no cell phone service in that town. And so
I pulled into the one gas station and I'm from Austin. Hey,
I'm looking. You know, this sounds crazy, I know. I said,
(16:08):
I'm looking for pump my own gas. I said, I'm
looking for the Hodges place. Son. You ain't from around here,
are you? And they were able to tell me where
they lived just by stopping at the gas station. Oh yeah,
nor because the Hodges is the only family that lives there.
(16:28):
That's what I'm saying. So he was from this small
town and the only reason he went to college is
because his girlfriend was a year older and she went
to college in San Antonio. So he went to college
in San Antonio or else he would have been stuck
in his dang hometown. Damn, if you don't mind me asking,
where are all the stop signs in this city? Have they? No? No,
his like his family would come to No. No, you
(16:51):
guys don't understand how country these these folks. We get it,
we get it. They would come to visit his family here,
and he had four brothers, and we'd go to the
grocery store and his brothers would wrestle in the middle
of the damn grocery store. Well, but I would like,
I like watching them very entertained. No, I don't think
(17:15):
you understand. Like they were the most like they just
didn't know what social norms were because they lived in
the country and the city was this, did you say,
Lesion Fields? Okay, I'm going there, and I guarantee there's
more in two stops. It's been twenty years. Maybe it's
growing skyscrapers and crab I am his like his dad's
side business was he would sell trees. It was a
(17:38):
log like it was. It was a tree farmer. Organic trees. Well,
I don't know about organic because they're all organic. I
don't know what I was like. I don't know what
the heck you're talking about. Trees like light poles. His
trees would become light poles. Oh, the fake trees to
cover cell phone towers. I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know you're talking over an electric pole, like
(17:59):
the big wooden poles. Yeah, that's that's not a treat.
It has to work electricity. Yes, but wait, wait before
we cut, Before we cut, I want to talking about
rocket chocolate. All our chocolate is vegan, gluten free, soy
(18:20):
and dairy free. Give him a shout out, rocket chocolate.
That's what I'm saying. R A k k A. That's
what my buddy invented. That's what he did with his education.
And just like that, abracadabra, we are back here on
the Sore Losers Show. Our family and our kids are
the sore Losers Nation, guys over to you. Okay, so
I'm gonna go to the mail bag one more time.
(18:44):
We are we are the sore losers at Gmail. Got
a live phone call from Baser. Hello, what up? You're
on speaker phone and we're doing the podcast not just
on speaker cut. Well okay, well I'll text no, no, no,
no no, what what you got Basil? It's a personal
(19:11):
thingy hang up on this. It's not but hey, um Raiders? Wait?
What what did she say about the Raiders? Hey? Bay?
How's marriage going? How's the marriage life? I wonder what
she wanted to say. I mean, I don't know, Coach.
Pretty much nothing can be said across an entire store
(19:32):
Losers Nation. I mean, it's somewhat personal. Coach, and my
wife called him right now. You know what she would say,
can you stop on the stoor in the way back?
We need eggs? What what could she possibly tell you?
I mean, who knows. We're dealing with the honeymoon stuff,
we're dealing with moving somewhere. Maybe it's something top secret.
Hey we put a bit in an on places. That's
a good price. I have no idea, Coach. I mean,
I would hope you would know if you put a
(19:54):
bit on the house, the house by your in laws.
I mean that one't fell through, but says yes, I
was saving it for the Big show. Coach. You know
Christmas time. I think it's perfect to say something like this, Coach.
I think that's a blessing, happy holiday. I think that's
probably the best Christmas. The best present under the tree
(20:17):
is right there on the internet where it said rejected.
Now you want to hear the email? Another one. Coaches
love the show. Listen here in Australia to every episode back.
I'm a big Eddie fan. Cheers right in the actual
Thanks it's gone down there, mate, strip on the Bobby.
(20:41):
It's good Eddie has fans in Australia, not a lot
in America. My question is who I'm just saying from
the Twitter. My question is how did he find us
in Australia. Did he used to listen podcast? People can listen.
That's why I say a hundred and ninety countries because
you're living in the past. It's called the world wide.
You're not understanding. I'm wondering it. He listened to the
(21:01):
Big Show and he just moved Australia and so that's
how you listen. You're not understanding. People can search sports
podcast there are three beautiful faces and say, let me
see what this is about. You know, it would be
a funny fun response is if people said how they
had heard of our show? Because I'm guessing a majority
of it's from the Big Show. That's what I'm That's
(21:22):
what I'm asking. If there are those people that have
just stumbled across our podcast, that's freaking hilarious. You know
there is. If there is, they're probably losing their ask
because they're like, what is this? It's it's it's like
no other sports show they've ever heard. No, not even close,
not even clothes. I bet there are there are those
people that just searched sports, clicked on it and listen
(21:43):
for about ten minutes and said this is so stupid.
I must keeplass. But I wonder if you actually search sports,
will we come up? Yes? We will, yes, because we're
under the sports category. It's a great question. I don't
know what you mean. I'll do it right now. So guys,
here we got one coaches. I've been thinking of applying
for a transfer within my company. Here we go. He
(22:04):
wants to be an intern and I've narrowed it down
to four choices. I would like your opinions on where
I should move interesting Nashville, Austin, Atlanta, and Portland. Thanks
for the feedback. Thanks for the feedback. Atlanta right away, dude,
unless you want to ride the Marta. I mean is
(22:25):
that it's a train system. It's basically like the l
of Chicago. I'm telling you. The traffic in Atlanta is
god awful. Was just there. You have no choice but
to ride the Marta and it is a very rough
transit system. I'm telling you there's better cities. Atlanta is
off the list. We have three left, Portland, Austin, Nashville. Okay, coach, listen,
so to to your prow to your con there's a pro.
(22:48):
The pro is you've got sports teams. That you've got
sports team, it's a good night. Life is really good.
And in Atlanta they got a lot of restaurants, they
have a lot of they have a lot of things
going on. When you're not far away from the beach
and you have good weather. In Atlanta, cut you're two
hours from the beach, and say more than that, two
(23:08):
hours away from Lake A Coney. Okay, I'll hang up
and listen. Okay, fine that there's still two hours in
Lake A Coney that's going one way, two hours of
the ocean, the next one lost lost Portland. You have
sports teams? Do you have an umbrella? Stop it? The police?
I mean they're still is that place still? I thought
(23:30):
they made a zone where they enforced thrown law question.
I think they got rid of that zone. I don't know.
Here's the thing with Portland. Oh, here's the thing with
pand move to that zone. No, it's a hold on.
I've been to Portland. I visited Portland. I really like Portland.
It's a cool city. The only problem is it is
so far away, so whenever you want you can't take
(23:50):
a weekend trip. There is no weekend trips. You're up
in Portland. You're not coming to see your family Seattle.
I mean that's about it. But I'm saying from like
friends coming to visit. It's not easy to get to.
It's a long flight from I don't know. Okay, basically
city you want to move to, and what's the first
news article that comes up. Some neighbors near Portland Red
(24:14):
House say situation is still tense. They've taken over a house.
So so there still has no police in that zone.
So I like Portland as a city. It's a cool weather,
whether it gets a little cold, but you're right by
the ocean. There's lots of mountains and trails. There's a
lot of rainy. It rains a little bit. Big cops
(24:34):
supporters in Portland. But just getting like if you're in
the Trailblazers, not for a long dude, they're moving out.
They're not gonna have a lot of sports teams about
a month. They got the Timbers. That'll be the only
one soccer. Yeah, okay, so that I've never been, so
I can't add to. It's just and they have good food.
(24:55):
I've been this. Yeah, And I will give you props
on knowing that Portland is really a ways up there,
because if you pull up the map of Portland, almost
looking like a northern suburb is Vancouver. Yeah, it's right
right next to Canada. That's like where I grew up
in Mexico, right there. And that's what I'm saying. So
if you're gonna try to take a weekend trip to
(25:16):
which doll, It's gonna take you an entire day to
get there. So you don't have any quick trips. You're
not gonna be able to get places you can't. You're
not gonna just jump over to Atlanta for a weekend.
You're on the opposite end of the country. It's gonna
be hard. Let's be a real flying into which it's
gonna take you all day from anywhere. But yes, so
that's the downstad about Portland. Let's go to Austin, great town,
(25:37):
my family. I was born and raising Austin. I gotta
go to one in a million. It's wonderful. You have
to go to Franklin Barbie never been you ever been
to the Green Town Hall and listen to music. That's
some good music, and all hang up and listen. After
you go to an A c. L show, you go
have lunch at Torchis Tacer No, of course she's talking.
(26:00):
Was overrated, very over They have great You want to
go skinny dipping in a very cool pool. Go to
Barton Springs. Barton Springs is pretty cool. The love Barton's
the park next to Barton Springs awesome. The hike and bite,
oh the hike and by the Lady Bird Lake. You
(26:20):
want to talk about one of the best lay running
My I mean, I guess you could make it longer
than a mile, but there's a maybe less than a
run right around Ladybird Lake is so picturesque. You've got bridges,
you've got pedestrian bridges, you've got a park, you've got
hottie screw screw the scenery. You've got so many hotties
(26:40):
running on that trail, and you are gonna run that
trail and be like, how are there so many beautiful
women in this town? And you're gonna be trying to
run with a The one problem is they now allow
the They don't arrest the homeless for camping, so if
you run around, you can be homeless if you want.
There are a lot of tents is taking away from
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the picturesque downtown lands to the traffic homeless. The traffic
in Austin is is brutal. You see a tent, they're
not camping, all right, don't trying to hang out with
that tent. They're not more crack h black car. That
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really is is becoming a thing down there, definitely becoming
a thing. Very great city. It's I mean, if you
want traffic, if you're gonna if you don't mind traffic,
Austin's your spot. Traffic suck all times of day, every
day of the week. It doesn't matter. It isn't five
o'clock traffic in Austin. So but here's the thing too,
I don't know how old this person is, so we
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knew the last one. If you are single in your
twenties thirties, yes, Austin is your places to be. If
you're forty fifty, you have a family, a bunch of kids,
not a place. If you move there with a chick,
bring some sunglass. If you're to move to Austin, you're
gonna live in the suburbs. Suburbs. If you're gonna live
in the suburbs in Austin, you might as well live
anywhere else not Austin. It's fine. I'm just saying that
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it was a great point. You can live anywhere in
the country. Great point. Last choice Nashville, Well, my guess
is sitting in Nashville, you got okay. When you get
to Nashville, you go to Hattiebe's first eight St Street Bagel,
real good. After that, we're going to go to a
Titans game, right, you cheer on the Titans, They're probably game,
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and then you go the Prands game. They're playing Winnipeg.
Then you hit the Broadway and you hit the bar.
But Nashville is really cool. It's a good city. It's booming.
Give me more. I'm not buying it. Yeah I didn't.
I don't like it as much as Austin. Let me
say this about Nashville, and I'm not going to compare
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it to another city, but I am gonna say, on
the weekends, I know we're in a pandemic. After this
is solved with the vaccine, the downtown area, I'm gonna
have to use a swear word. Is on a Friday, Saturday,
even a Sunday is the absolute shit, Like it does
not get better. But when it comes down to partying,
having fun, people coming into town, it doesn't disagree. I
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think Austin rivals that. No problem. What did I just say.
I'm not going to compare it, but you need to
because you said it's the S but Austin is the
S on steroids. But but but here's the If we're
gonna compare it, it sounds like us, all three of
us are comparing, are narrowing down to Nashville and Austin.
Imagine that the two cities we've lived. You know, I
like Porton a lot. If you don't, you don't mind
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being way up there, then Portland's your spot. Live in
the anonymous zone then, and then we gave Atlanta like
it's fine, like it's a great place, whatever. But we're
not in love with Atlanta. Atlanta we lived three hours
from there, been there once. We know Austin because we've
lived there. We live in Nashville, so we can speak
to those two were narrowed down to Nashville in Austin. Yeah, okay,
I'm come on, and you can't compare the two because
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they are completely different in the sense of sixth Street.
You're not listening to country music everywhere you go in
In on Broadway here in Nashville, majority of the music
you're hearing is country until you go to that second
level deck or whatever, and they're playing all sorts. Of
the people on Broadway are tourists, correct, And Austin six
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st they live there. Let me speak from this angle, guys,
Austin just seemed a little bit more expensive. The drinks,
this is this factual. I don't know. The drinks there
seemed to be eight. The drinks here seemed to be.
I don't know four or five. There are streets in
Nashville where you can still get a beer for four
bucks and said it a good old boys bar. I
just feel Austin, you've got to have a full time job.
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You're not gonna be able to afford the weekends. Girls
are up at it. It's very difficult to hook up
with chicks in Austin. I don't know what you're talking about,
not part of that game, but from when I lived
in Austin and when I live here, I can tell
that it's completely different. I think it's you ain't just
meeting a chick in Austin if you don't know him.
And I disagree the girls, and I think the snooty
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more people are on Broadway because they're tourists. And here's
the deal, though, you're comparing tourists Austin and tourist Nashville,
because yes, the tourism in in Austin is going to
Sixth Street. If you know, I would say, I'm not
saying a hundred percent of the people. I would say
the people that live there. But even if you go,
like on a Thursday or a Wednesday, they're all having
conferences there and there a lot of tourists on Sixth Street,
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a lot of tourists on Broadway. But you gotta get
outside of those two street. But that's what I'm saying.
I think the girl you have a better chance with
the women in Austin. I'm hoping this dude's single and
looking for a new adventure in his life, because I
don't know if that's important to them. So, if I
was gonna pick, the cost got the cost of living
is more in Austin, and everything in Austin's kind of
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moving towards the domain. The downtown, I would say, isn't
even that much. The it spot, Billy said, domains the
new spot. I mean, if you actually he's getting older too, Yes,
but Billy lives young. I know, but he's still older.
He is older age wise, but his weekend scheme is
still much like it was in college. There's just more
options now. A sixte is still booming, the Domain is booming,
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there's South Austin is bo I mean you gotta pick
out of the four, I'm gonna go Portland. You're so stupid.
You're so stupid, coach. I hope you have a gun?
Are you a cop? I'm going to Portland. I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go to Nashville. I loved Austin, had a
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great time in Austin, but in this point in my life,
Nashville is great, a little bit of everything. I'll say this,
it's Nashville just traffic wise. In Austin, I used to
sit in traffic for an hour to get to my
dead end radio job where I made minimum wage. In Nashville,
there's never bad traffic. Other people can speak to it
if they live in different parts on the West Side.
When I'm going to and from work, it is a
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weird hours. But when I do have that noon that
for late hour work day, there's still no traffic. Nashville
so accessible. You can make it from the ass end
of the Tits in a minute, like you do everything
so quick in Nashville. Is when I get it all right.
There's your answers. Also, that's where I met Bay. Good
luck and let us know where you you decide on
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now another email. Long story, short, wife and I always
go for a post Christmas shopping trip. We drive out
of town. I dropped off at the mall and I
have the day to myself. This year, I decided I'm
gonna go to the casino. My wife doesn't know this.
I'm making one bet on roulette. I am by no
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means rich. This took me six months to save squirreling away.
What's he doing squirreling away money to make this one
big bet in the year? With your help, will you
tell me which color to pick? I'm doing double double
or nothing, no numbers, no rows, And I always watched
two spins before betting. If what if one should have
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done that because it doesn't matter. What if those spins
hits green, I walk away and find a different table. Interesting,
So the only way I bet is if it goes
red red, red black black, red black black, obviously, because
all the combinations are red and lat Yes, except if
it hits green. That's fine, I get that. So what
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color should I pick? Question mark? Does the previous two
spins affect your choice? Please give me your opinion. Love
the show? If Eddie is fired, I will never listen again.
You three are awesome? Okay, why don't you date him?
How you're stealing my life? Remember what that's a lot
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first sports? Please? I don't know this is it's a
two ended question here because yes, I know he only
wants us to pick a color, but we cannot go
past the idea that this dude's gonna takes and just
let it ride. And it took him six minudes to
squirrel away this money and his wife doesn't know. He said,
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you guys talking about gambling has inspired me to go
big on this bay, and now it's our fault. Uh.
You obviously can't go green, so we're left with black
or red. Absolutely, I'm telling you, man, you gotta go black.
I've had buddies say no, here we go watch it. You.
We did red when we went out there, we did
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red and we lost hard guys for whatever reason. You
got to go black, and I will hang up and listen.
Uh we lost coach again. Oh man, it makes me
uneasy of it. Stop it. The question about the red
and the black is there's no, there's no, there's no
he's red all the way. You go red, no matter what,
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And the previous two spins doesn't affect your choice at all.
I agree with that. I think all that the two
spins before do is put down in your head. It
just makes you think that. It makes that questioning yourself,
what am I doing? Why am I in this casino.
What however, I do like the green. I do like
the green rule, Like if that's your thing, and you
don't feel comfortable if you see a green land, I
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like that. That's that's something inside of you. Do you think, Okay,
they got the green out of the way. So now
I've seen two greens hit in a row. That's that's crazy.
Seen that crap? So I go red on. I do
not endorse this bet there, dude, here's why. Gosh, I'm
freaking up right. Here's what I want to tell this
guy that you're not proving anything to anybody. I don't
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know if it's a pride thing. You save the money.
I'm proud of you for doing that. But play the odds.
You need to increase your bet to sixty six percent.
So you need to do two columns. I'm suggesting, I'm
suggesting the outside third in the middle column. Then you're
gonna have a sixty six percent chance. You're gonna put
down hundred to win seven hundred and fifty dollars to one.
It's better odds. But if you lose, you're gonna lose
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the whole thing. But yeah, you have better, better odds
increase your odds to sixty six. For the love of God,
leave Vegas with two grand Your wife will never know. Coach,
you do so like you do a hundred on you
do half. So say it's you do half of it
on one column and then the other half on another. Yes,
So the two out of the three you're betting terrible,
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terrible percentage of your money. You increase your percentages, but
your wins. I mean that's like a money line bet
on a twenty point favorite. You're winning like the dollar
two three, three times. It's like you're placing a bet
on nine. It's nine numbers that you're hoping it doesn't
land on and green including grade nine. Is I think
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there's twelve numbers, coach nine right, twelve twelve twelve, coache three.
Have you ever looked at a roulette? Will Yeah? I
think it's three three three, it is twelve twelve twelve.
You're doing Rosey, Yeah, Rose, it's it's the column right,
look at lette, Thank God. And this is the people
I'm betting with in Vegas. No, no, you weren't betting
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with Edie because he wasn't there. Hey, the rich girl.
When I told you guys that story from my bachelor party.
More on each guys, when you're super loaded. She had
a piece of paper out that she was making math
on that had the roulette will. When you're a real
good and rich you get a piece of paper they
hand yet twelve numbers, coach. I don't like it. I mean,
this is I I don't understand the fact that I mean, look,
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if you want to do this bet, you've got to
go red, go red. That Red is my heart. Red
is where I I bet every time on roulette. We
we bet every time we go to Vegas. We put
it all on red as soon as we get there.
That's on tradition. We do it every year and and
and you know what, we don't hit it all the time,
but I would say that the majority of time we
do hit it. Well, I know, I'm telling you, I
know my mental record, and I've hit it more than
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I'm like, your mental record lies to you and tells
you you and it sort of like your mental record
tells you you're up on sports gambling over the dude,
if I can get this check cash with Eddie, I
bet he's up. I am just telling you, go red.
And then when you go and how is he gonna
Here's the thing, You've got to be okay with losing,
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and you have to be able to play it off
when you pick up your wife from the mall. How
are you going to be in a good mood? Because
if I lost fifteen hundred dollars, I'm going to be
wearing that on my face. I am going to be mad.
I'm gonna be in a bad mood. And she's not
gonna understand why you're in a bad mood because she
just gave you a free afternoon to do whatever you
want and you lost fifteen. But you gotta be you
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have to be a good actor because I want to
say this, sorry to interrupt, Eddie, but you saved so long.
You're such a patient man. For months upon months you
had this secret, little slush fund, and for you to
then it all be either happy or sad within a
span of ten seconds, why would you not just hear
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me out, put it on a sporting event and spread
it out over three hours, for the love of God,
have three hours of fun from all that savings. One.
I mean, even if you win it, that high is
only gonna last for so long. Guys. It sounds like
he's made up his mind. I don't think we're going
to change his mind about making the bet. I've given
you some great options, sir. If you are going to
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go with red or black, go black. But I've given
you two other amazing columns or a sporting event that
at least last three hours. He said, don't say my name. Okay,
we don't. Won't say your name, but you know who
you are. Look, it's two. It's two to one Red.
So that's your answer. And when you bet on red, hey,
when when the ball is going around the week? Red
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red Red Red, Red, Red Red Red red Neck watched
the table? Max is a thousand? Oh that would suck god,
I mean, is quite a bit of money. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying. There's these weird table rules you
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realize when you're rich. I've never dealt with it, but
I have buddies that are just load and they're like, yeah,
that that minimum is terrible. That's not a good minimum
or maximum. I'm like, I've never looked at maximums before.
Red Red Red Red Red, Nick, what casino are you
going too? Are we in Vegas? I just assumed I
assume he's in Like I assume it's like one of
those small casinos, even worse coota like in Michigan. Man,
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there's one of the kids called it Jiba. Dude. Nobody
left that place playing roulette with money every time we goss.
I was watching the Ravens game and I don't know,
a few weeks ago whatever, and play Tucker is about
to kick the field goal and all I can see
was the casino ad behind the field goal post. And
I texted just in the suit because I'm like, been there,
done that. He's like, oh yeah, buddy, I'm watching it too.
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We definitely dominated that casino. It was so much fun.
I forgot what it was called, but that night I
will never forget. There's this dude, Hi as a Kite.
I think I told you all this story. Dude with dreadlocks,
Hi as a Kite. I mean, I don't even know
how he was seen out of his eyes because they
were shut all the way and and he was playing
craps and this dude was rolling everything. He probably made
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ten thousand dollars. Are weird there at the table and
We're just like, what is happening right now? And no
expression on his face either, nothing he would hit oh five, nothing,
you just grab the chips put them there. Those people
that don't emote and show expression that it's a job
and it's a business for the highs and the lows,
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like we lose twenty oh we went big ballers. They
just it's sort of like a coach. When you watch
the sideline of an NFL game, I would be terrible
because I'm so emotional roller coaster like Pete Carroll, Like
you lose, like you get down by ten year, dang it?
All that is just cool? Yeah, cool. Or I'm watching
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my fantasy quarterback throwing interception. Dang it? What are you
doing their quarterback? Those interceptions? No, nothing changes. I mean, uh,
Saban reacts a lot. Yeah, he Carroll reacts a lot.
I would love to see him. Now you can't with
the mask, but I would love to see some coaches
say are you f and Kidney every play? Instead they're
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always okay, yeah, they had like they don't give a crap.
They probably because they're thinking three steps ahead. They've been
trained to not expressed emotion, like like imagine if a
camera was on you and you're watching the Spurs. Oh
that was a very good position. Good jobs. First, it's
what drives me nuts about that. Who's the Shanahan San Francisco.
No expression ever, win, lose, good play, bad play, nothing.
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They always go to him and he's just like, send
him in, bring him back, kick the ball. No expression
at all. Drive me nuts. Yeah, I want to see
a little bit on their faces. Alright, one last one
before we go, what's up? Coaches? I want to give
a shout out to my cousin Marcus. We do a
Yahoo uh pick him on Sundays. He's on a three
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week losing streak. His wife has been his wife has
been looking at him funny. The dog has her bags packed. Uh,
they're about ready to leave him. This past weekend, he
finally got the win. The wife unpacked the bags. They're
back together. So Marcus back in bed with the wife
and off the couch. So the wife was going to
divorce him because he wasn't winning. So Marcus is back
in bed with his wife and off the couch. His
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dog unpacked her bags, and the little girl calls him
daddy again instead of a loser. I'll hang up, and
I'll hang up and listen hashtag dollar bet Richard. There
you go. He just want to give a shout out
to his cousin Marcus were finally getting a win call
and getting good graces with his wife. I got an
email from sore loser Chris. Maybe it was a tweet.
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He goes, coaches, what do you think about a thousand
members part of the Sore Losers Facebook page? Will there
be a giveaway? And so he goes a couple of ideas,
A signed shirt, a shout out on the podcast, a
call in during the podcast. So one of those three
things possible for the I guess the effouldant see this sucks.
I have a stocking cap on my headphones. Blow the
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whole board here sucks ass. So I never can hear
myself talk. So coach, coach here the years almost over here.
I would typically say a thousand easily, but because I
can't and hear myself, I say, at that thing, okay,
So for the thousandth person, what's the thing going to be?
Do you want to choose something? I think we can
do better than that. I thought maybe giving away my
dugout mug. There you go. You gotta keep your dug
(45:18):
out mug. I've already drank out of it. No, no,
you can't give away your own dugout mug that they
made that special for you don't give it away? Well
to be and I'm in the loyal listener. I mean
the T shirts. Honestly, my mom has been asking for
one for like, I don't know, a year or two years.
I don't even know how to get her one. So
how are we gonna get Chris one to give away?
Plugged the website shop store losers dot com. Yeah, apparently
(45:41):
you gotta buy these things. That's weird. I can't email
someone and have him send me one. Yeah, the the
factory isn't here, it's in Los Angeles, it is. I
wouldn't argue with you. Yeah, okay, I don't know. We'll
have to talk about it. I haven't really did you
see the video as a few It was a few
days ago, But did you see the video of Tiger
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Wood's sun warming up with Tiger? I mean got a
little choked up watching that. I mean, I mean, first off,
the little the swing is is legit. You know, I
don't know how old he is. He looks like maybe
he's seven eight. Yeah, I don't know how I don't know,
but it's a good swing, is beautiful. He hits the
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ball well, listen, I ain't gonna believe it's Tiger's kid
unless I see him eating off the kid's meal A
menu it Perkins, you know what I'm saying. That's how
we'll really know. Oh man, what's up, guys. My name
is Revas and I'm from Fresno, California. I'm writing y'all
to back up my boy Eddie. If the man wants
to eat, well, then let him eat. If he wants
to cut out the podcast down in to an hour
or so, that's fine too. All those people who say
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fire Eddie and the show we'd be better without him,
can suck it, but not least shout out to my
boy Russ and go dogs. That's from Vas Vus and
Russ from Fresno. What I'm talking about, maybe shout out
you guys live together, you buddies who Revas and rest.
Rest is right next to him. He's like, yeah, I
say that, say that? Yeah, heyy with shout out Rest
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on that one. Okay, okay, okay, dude, Oh wait wait,
oh here's one. Hey coaches, My fourteenth birthday is this Sunday.
Give him the website link, Hey coaches, is my fourteenth
birthday is this Sunday will be awesome if you could
give me a shout out. Thanks Logan, Right, Logan, shout out, dude.
That is a shout out, and also the gift he
(47:26):
keeps on giving Action dot com. I'm man, hey, happy birthday, Logan.
Oh he sent this on Wednesday, November eleven. There a
keyword for that ray one hundred God bless you, so
Logan Timmins. He just turned fourteen in November, So happy birthday, dude,
missed her by a month. You just get that. I
thought you checked that email every day. I do, but
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sometimes the birthday ones, I'm like, Okay, I'll do it
next podcast, and then I forget and then they fall down,
and so you can always email us. We are the
sore losers at gmail dot com. Have a great day.
One shout out, silas Pace shout out, and Mitchell else
in it shout is out. And also, if you guys
are looking for a good cologne, Creed Aventis cologne is
(48:07):
the new cologne. What's the what's the keyword for that? Coach?
No keyword coach Ray smell good. Yeah, my buddy told
me about it and it's the new. It's used to
be Victor and Rolf spice Bomb. Now it's Creed Adventus
all right, And if any of my friends are listening,
I mean, just send me a note or something I
can pitch on the podcast for you, because these dudes
chocolates beating cologne's. I mean, I got nothing. Hey, guys,
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my guy's real unsuccessfully owns a chocolate company. Something about kids.
I come in next week. I'm like, hey, if anybody
everybody lives in the South Texas area, my friend Chewie,
he does lawns and landscape. Man, it's really good, one
of the best out there. Oh boy, all right, that
was a good way to pitch his boys chocolate. I mean, hey,
(48:51):
on the next podcast I need to do. Mom, it's
called Route Chocolate. I really want to try something I
did to go get it. Whole Foods that keyword and gibbles. Man,
it's not cheap. It's not like six bucks a bar
that's more expensive than Goddava. Well, it's because it's gluten
(49:14):
free and soy free and all that. I mean, it's
I guess it takes a lot of money to make
it chocolate free. They're probably chocolate free to alright, Alright,
we're all done, Goodbye everybody,
Oh, the one loser? What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox.
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
a sports genus. What's up, everybody? I am Eddie. I
know the least about the sports, but I'm your average
sports fan, your sports watcher. I don't know the who's who's.
(00:30):
I don't know the what's what's. Once upon a time
I had Corona. What up, y'all? It is Sisson. I'm
from the North originally. I now live on the west
side of Nashville with Baser. We're contemplating moving, but we're
still going to reside there for the next six months.
On the weekends, we shotgun bud Light hard Seltzer's. The
best flavor is watermelon. Guys, does your wife shotgun too?
(00:55):
Or just you? I mean, you want to be real,
I don't even think I shot gun. I mean I'm
married now. I think we just sip it. Guys. And
when you're this holiday season hashtag sore losers shotgun, we
want to see you doing some shotguns with grandma, with
grandma grandpa. It would be nice, coach, I mean, the
(01:15):
most popular shotguns have been the ones by females. Am
I not right? All right? Even the kids to all
you kids listening, get your episode of a juice box
that it was the best one we've ever had. Man,
can anyone shotgun like a coke that? I feel like
that would hurt? It will And we don't honestly want
to advise that. No, that's how people get sick. But
(01:36):
alcohol is made because it affects the liver, dot oxidizes
stuff like that. Can you can shotgun booze? But if
you shotgun water pops shotgun water. I'm no, dude, have
you never heard those people hold your wei for a we?
Excuse me? Okay, So there was a radio station I
think maybe in San Diego and they held a contest
(01:58):
back when the Nintendo we was out, and it was
hold your Wei for a week. To hold you you
had to drink a bunch of water, and whoever held
it the longest without peeing won the Wii. Okay, that's dangerous.
Someone died. Okay, that's dangerous. But I mean, okay, so
you know what, they lost their job. You know, when
you fly like an they're plane, they have wat can
of waters. You've seen those? So it's just a it's
(02:22):
just the twelve ounces of water. You can shotgun that
and not die like I would assume something. Listen, I
don't know. I mean doctor Ray back there told you
that alcohol is made because the liver did. Doctor ray
says alcohol is made to shotgun, but not so doesn't
water Because of the way it affects the body. Water
can only be processed at a certain rate. Alcohol ends
up going to the liver doing other stuff. Not a doctor,
(02:45):
but there you go. Okay, Well, guys, listen, we're really
on vacation, but we're gonna just go through the mailback,
so we're not gonna the ghost of lunch box. Do
you have Hawaiian vacation music? Yes, listen, so we're gonna
We're not even here right now. You can email us
week we're on vacation. Well, excuse me, Senorita. Maybe I
(03:07):
shouldn't have said that. Can I have a margarita with
no salt por favre in a little bit alime in that?
And can you have one of the girls in the
hula scoots skirts deliver it to me? I, Pablo, are
you selling any suntan lotion there? Can I get another
one of those Bahama mamas. Maybe I should have said
that it's a beautiful day here on vacation. Maybe I
(03:33):
shouldn't have said that. Look, we're just gonna go through
a bunch of emails like we are the store losers
at gmail dot com. Which it's okay that you said that.
I feel he's about to beat himself up. It's on
the microphone. Well, I mean I was hoping she shouldn't
have said Arnold. Arnold is really taking a life of
his own. Guys, Arnold, Okay, here's the thing, he's kind
of oka. Listen. I like Arnold. No, no, I like Arnold,
(03:56):
and I joined the sore Losers Facebook group. It's cool. No,
it's cool. But here's the problem. What's the problem. I
don't see a problem with it. And this is gonna
sound awful, So why are you gonna say that's gonna
make I shouldn't have said it. So I joined the
sore Losers Facebook. Get the free T shirt? What did
(04:18):
you get the gibbles? They didn't send you a free
T shirt. Oh, you get a free T shirt when
you join. They probably se more T shirts than us.
Shop store losers dot com. Get your one and only
Sore Losers shirt. Now I get in there and I
comment on something. Here's the only problem. Now every single
person from the sore Losers group tries to add me
on Facebook. Good. You can add whoever you want. You
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don't have to add anyone, you know. Like that little
icon that says like friend request. I never click on that.
I've never added a friend on Facebook. I think the
last time was ten years ago. I have not added
a single person. Yeah. The thing that I haven't even
done Facebook until that guy, Chris, the Sore Losers Chris
heat told me to be an admin. And that's the
(05:01):
first time I had I guess that's the first time
I clicked anything on Facebook that said I'll join. So
do you guys keep your Facebook's open? Close those puppies? Man,
what do you mean? Ten years ago? I shut her down.
It's really not a great website. Instagram is great for
holding your pictures? What is Facebook good for? To kill
time during the big show? Because I have nothing to
(05:21):
do over here, So so what are you? You're looking
at word puzzles? But isn't that what Instagram is? But
I don't follow anybody on Instagram, so I only look
at Facebook when I'm here at work. When I look
over home, when I look over on lunchbox computer, he's
got Facebook up and he's chatting away. I can't see
who he's talking to you, but I remember you from
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seventh grade? How's it going on? Who are you talking
to so much on Facebook? No, I don't chat with Comeda.
Tide it out that I'm married now, he can't do that.
I don't never chat with Comeda. My friend Jenny uh
from the blog. She's from one blog. She's on the
slaughter lane Jenny's ice Cream? How big is she? But yeah,
(06:05):
so I chat with her. I chat But like, what
do you guys talk about? Like? Because? And do you
talk to them every day? Or is it? Oh? I
saw a post. If you don't mind me asking, how's
your sex life? I'll hang up and listen. Are you
still married? No? I know she's still married just by
checking on the mean I know her husband, Like, I
know she's still married. You look at pictures and oh
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my gosh, little Chris addressed as a pumpkin was adorable. No,
she doesn't have any kids. Hey about them still married thing?
I'm telling you that's not a great question. Hey, how's married?
Life a decent amount. I'd say definitely, say fifty fifty
of the people I went to college with divorce. It's
just not and you don't think too like if you
reach out to Mary right, just example Mary from high
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school and and you just randomly reach out, she automatically
is gonna be like, that's weird that he just reached out.
And we're having a little conversation here and there, and
next thing, you know, you gotta you know, she's got
to be thinking like, why did Ray just randomly reach
out on Facebook. I'll actually get right to the point
with the messages and I'll say, hey, I know you're
posting pictures in London and stuff with a different guy.
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He looks like, fabio, what happened? Oh I got a divorce.
Here's what happened. And then it fills me all in.
I'm just curious, really, and she knows. It's not a
hit on type thing. It's a why are you no
longer married to the person I thought you were married to?
Boom boom boom. I always think it's interesting to see
how people look at this age, you know, like some
people haven't seen in high school. And I get on
there and be like, Wow, this person has changed a lot.
(07:33):
That looks like a new balloon. I saw one guy
the other day and he popped up on like friends
you might know or whatever, and I saw his face
and I'm like, this guy looks so familiar. I have
no idea who this is. Clicked on it kept looking
at pages more pictures, pictures, pictures, until finally, deep do
you go? Do you think I went down? Hey, I've
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never gotten lost on a page before pictures because I
was thinking, I know that I don't know the name,
and I don't know the face looks familiar, but I
don't know, man, what was it the jawline? Is that
what you like about? Well? He gained them. So I
got down to the time when I we didn't know
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each other, and he just looks completely different, and I
was just like, holy crap, I forgot about this dude. Yeah,
and this guy very well. There are some of those
people and I get the friend request and it's like,
you have seventy three mutual friends. I'm like, man, I've
got a good memory, Like I have a really good memory,
so I can't remember these people. So I remember most people,
(08:34):
and I'm like, how do I know you? So I'll
click on it and then if i'll look through a
couple of pictures, Yeah, you gotta go all the way down. No, no,
not all the way down. If I can't, If I
can't recognize you in five pictures five pictures? Are any
of those people? Are their lives more interesting? Years? Are you? Exactly?
But but I got rid of Facebook because it felt like, wow,
(08:56):
this is Boringsville, USA. I'm not interested in their family
life and their job that they hate. That's nine to five.
I'm really not. There were certain people, like especially in college,
where they knew what they were going to do in
life and they were passionate president. I was going to
be this. I was going to be that, I'm the
best at this in college, right, And then you look
at them now and they work in like finance and
(09:18):
that's not what your fashion was. That's crazy how it
all turned out to me. It's weird. Like the people
in high school that got straight a's, never did anything,
studied all the time, and then they're just, uh, this
sounds that sounds too they lost everything, what do you mean?
(09:39):
Tense city? And then they're a fifth grade teacher and
I'm like, so you studied that hard what they liked
the teaching, obviously, but you studied that hard to be
a fifth grade teacher. You could have had all season
been a fifth grade teacher. Coach, I hear you on that.
One doesn't make sense a neighbor, I shouldn't say. Anyways,
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he was very smart. I'm talking the smartest coach. You
thought this dude was going to be an astronaut, engineer,
doctor or something. He ended up just being a normal
chef at it. Not even a five star or a
Michelin restaurant. It was a middle of the road restaurant
with you. Dude that that moved across the street from me.
He was moved from Minnesota. Okay, hey, easy on the detail, coach,
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Why don't you tell a street hey man, what's your name? Okay,
my name is Gibbels. And he super smart, like his
family moved to Germany. His family moved to Germany when
we were in high school. He's really smart. Comes German,
no dot, and he goes and he goes to Pen
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like the Quakers. Pennsylvania. Yeah, like Ivy League crap and
penn State No, no pen Pen University of Pennsylvania. That's it.
Never heard of it. Super super smart dude, genius. And
I'm thinking this dude's gonna go out and change the world.
Like he's gonna change the world. He's so smart. He
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was building things. He started building things in fifth grade
and like electricity stuff. And he went out and invented
a chocolate company. That's amazing. That coach is probably amazing.
You know, he's loaded. I don't know if he's It
was called Hershey's or something like that. I don't know
much about chocolate, but it's about something to Reese, he's come.
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It's called lock up rock a chocolate. Put it up.
I know. I it's for sale. You can get it.
Um see that here it is. I mean, it's just
please somebody sending some of the studios. I can eat
it in front of lunch's face every day and say, hey,
dumb idea chocolate. No. No, I thought he was going
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to change because that is changing the world. He created
a chocolate company. What are you doing? He created it.
You're not doing crap. I understand what's I thought? I
get it. I don't do anything. I thought he was
gonna be like a scientist or an engineer or you
know something. Okay, Okay, Son another one once he's done. Well, well,
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it's it's funny to Its funny to me. Every year
at Christmas, Forest always brings over of rocket chocolate to
support our buddy Ryan. That's funny. That's right. I love it.
Chess Day. I like you more now. But I think
it's funny that you like to see these people that
were brilliant in high school and then you thought they
were going to change the world. Turns out they were
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They just did mediocrest. No, no, this isn't meet because
at least he's an entrepreneur and he went out and
created something, which is cool. I got really good, I
got a decent one go ahead, and I thought it
was just crazy. I thought it was gonna be something
in the science field because he was really just well,
he created chocolate. I'm sure it takes science. I'm gonna
build this one up, you guys. Then guess what he
is now. So in high school we're talking on no details,
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but he was a freshman. He would get pulled up
to varsity in basketball and football. Absolute best athlete maybe
in the history of my town. So he was never
even playing on our teams. He was that good. Oh
he's getting drafted up to the varsity. Okay, cool, nice,
It was nice practicing. He was so far advanced in
all of us. Not only that, dude was smart straight
a's never did homework, knew everything, got all his work
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do under never had tutors. Were just so smart. Outside
of that, So he's great athlete, super smart, and what
do you know, he's good looking, got every check he wanted,
dated whoever, whenever, all that we did, go to college.
What does he do now? He's a coach, high school coach,
middle school coach. He's a manager at the mill. He
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uh works at the lumber mill? Is he a manager?
I mean, how does that end up equaling lumber mill work?
Because towns, it's lack of direction. You see. See I
grew up in a not a terribly small touch but
but but coach. So right outside our town, my dad
had this little he bought a little piece of property,
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turned it into like a little ranch or whatever. But
there was a little hound by it, and my brother
and I were there every weekend. So every weekend we'd
hang out with the people that lived in that town.
There was so many smart kids, so many smart kids,
and at that point I was the big city kid.
Even though my town wasn't a big city. I moved
to this little town on the weekends and they would
hang out with me and be like, dude, you're from
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the city, Like it's so cool. And we started. I
taught him about music and Seinfeld and TV shows and movies,
and they're like, dude, this is amazing. We love it.
We don't get crap out here. It's so cool. Time
to graduate. We're like, where are you going? Where are
you going to college? This one kid, man, I got
a scholarship, Like it's crazy. I just put it out
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and a bunch of colleges reached out. I think I'm
gonna try University of Wisconsin too. That's amazing, freaking Badgers.
It's great. He goes one semester two cold. Dude, can't
stand up. Miss my family. I'm going back home, Like
what are you doing? This is an opportunity of lifetime,
full ride to the University of Wisconsin, and you're not
gonna take it. He didn't take it. Another kid went
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ute us too much. Man, I can't take it. I
missed my family. My dad wants me to work on
the ranch. Went back. What are you doing? That's how
it were usually small town because they haven't been around
a lot of people in a big city. It can
be overwhelming. My roommate in college was overwhelming. Yes, my
roommate from college was from a small East Texas town
called a Lesion Field. They had they had one stop
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sign and okay, and they walked to school barefoot in
the snow. And I'm serious, I'm being serious. They never
it's all one way sign until the city. Guys, you're not,
I've heard it. They had to go to town to
go to and get groceries. They chure in their own
butter like. I went there because I was driving. We
were driving after college. I've never been to his hometown.
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I was picking him up on our way to our
other roommates wedding in Oklahoma. And once you get into
the town, there's no cell phone service. Here we go,
there's no cell phone service in that town. And so
I pulled into the one gas station and I'm from Austin. Hey,
I'm looking. You know, this sounds crazy, I know. I said,
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I'm looking for pump my own gas. I said, I'm
looking for the Hodges place. Son. You ain't from around here,
are you? And they were able to tell me where
they lived just by stopping at the gas station. Oh yeah,
nor because the Hodges is the only family that lives there.
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That's what I'm saying. So he was from this small
town and the only reason he went to college is
because his girlfriend was a year older and she went
to college in San Antonio. So he went to college
in San Antonio or else he would have been stuck
in his dang hometown. Damn, if you don't mind me asking,
where are all the stop signs in this city? Have they? No? No,
his like his family would come to No. No, you
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guys don't understand how country these these folks. We get it,
we get it. They would come to visit his family here,
and he had four brothers, and we'd go to the
grocery store and his brothers would wrestle in the middle
of the damn grocery store. Well, but I would like,
I like watching them very entertained. No, I don't think
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you understand. Like they were the most like they just
didn't know what social norms were because they lived in
the country and the city was this, did you say,
Lesion Fields? Okay, I'm going there, and I guarantee there's
more in two stops. It's been twenty years. Maybe it's
growing skyscrapers and crab I am his like his dad's
side business was he would sell trees. It was a
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log like it was. It was a tree farmer. Organic trees. Well,
I don't know about organic because they're all organic. I
don't know what I was like. I don't know what
the heck you're talking about. Trees like light poles. His
trees would become light poles. Oh, the fake trees to
cover cell phone towers. I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know you're talking over an electric pole, like
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the big wooden poles. Yeah, that's that's not a treat.
It has to work electricity. Yes, but wait, wait before
we cut, Before we cut, I want to talking about
rocket chocolate. All our chocolate is vegan, gluten free, soy
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and dairy free. Give him a shout out, rocket chocolate.
That's what I'm saying. R A k k A. That's
what my buddy invented. That's what he did with his education.
And just like that, abracadabra, we are back here on
the Sore Losers Show. Our family and our kids are
the sore Losers Nation, guys over to you. Okay, so
I'm gonna go to the mail bag one more time.
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We are we are the sore losers at Gmail. Got
a live phone call from Baser. Hello, what up? You're
on speaker phone and we're doing the podcast not just
on speaker cut. Well okay, well I'll text no, no, no,
no no, what what you got Basil? It's a personal
(19:11):
thingy hang up on this. It's not but hey, um Raiders? Wait?
What what did she say about the Raiders? Hey? Bay?
How's marriage going? How's the marriage life? I wonder what
she wanted to say. I mean, I don't know, Coach.
Pretty much nothing can be said across an entire store
(19:32):
Losers Nation. I mean, it's somewhat personal. Coach, and my
wife called him right now. You know what she would say,
can you stop on the stoor in the way back?
We need eggs? What what could she possibly tell you?
I mean, who knows. We're dealing with the honeymoon stuff,
we're dealing with moving somewhere. Maybe it's something top secret.
Hey we put a bit in an on places. That's
a good price. I have no idea, Coach. I mean,
I would hope you would know if you put a
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bit on the house, the house by your in laws.
I mean that one't fell through, but says yes, I
was saving it for the Big show. Coach. You know
Christmas time. I think it's perfect to say something like this, Coach.
I think that's a blessing, happy holiday. I think that's
probably the best Christmas. The best present under the tree
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is right there on the internet where it said rejected.
Now you want to hear the email? Another one. Coaches
love the show. Listen here in Australia to every episode back.
I'm a big Eddie fan. Cheers right in the actual
Thanks it's gone down there, mate, strip on the Bobby.
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It's good Eddie has fans in Australia, not a lot
in America. My question is who I'm just saying from
the Twitter. My question is how did he find us
in Australia. Did he used to listen podcast? People can listen.
That's why I say a hundred and ninety countries because
you're living in the past. It's called the world wide.
You're not understanding. I'm wondering it. He listened to the
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Big Show and he just moved Australia and so that's
how you listen. You're not understanding. People can search sports
podcast there are three beautiful faces and say, let me
see what this is about. You know, it would be
a funny fun response is if people said how they
had heard of our show? Because I'm guessing a majority
of it's from the Big Show. That's what I'm That's
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what I'm asking. If there are those people that have
just stumbled across our podcast, that's freaking hilarious. You know
there is. If there is, they're probably losing their ask
because they're like, what is this? It's it's it's like
no other sports show they've ever heard. No, not even close,
not even clothes. I bet there are there are those
people that just searched sports, clicked on it and listen
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for about ten minutes and said this is so stupid.
I must keeplass. But I wonder if you actually search sports,
will we come up? Yes? We will, yes, because we're
under the sports category. It's a great question. I don't
know what you mean. I'll do it right now. So guys,
here we got one coaches. I've been thinking of applying
for a transfer within my company. Here we go. He
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wants to be an intern and I've narrowed it down
to four choices. I would like your opinions on where
I should move interesting Nashville, Austin, Atlanta, and Portland. Thanks
for the feedback. Thanks for the feedback. Atlanta right away, dude,
unless you want to ride the Marta. I mean is
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that it's a train system. It's basically like the l
of Chicago. I'm telling you. The traffic in Atlanta is
god awful. Was just there. You have no choice but
to ride the Marta and it is a very rough
transit system. I'm telling you there's better cities. Atlanta is
off the list. We have three left, Portland, Austin, Nashville. Okay, coach, listen,
so to to your prow to your con there's a pro.
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The pro is you've got sports teams. That you've got
sports team, it's a good night. Life is really good.
And in Atlanta they got a lot of restaurants, they
have a lot of they have a lot of things
going on. When you're not far away from the beach
and you have good weather. In Atlanta, cut you're two
hours from the beach, and say more than that, two
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hours away from Lake A Coney. Okay, I'll hang up
and listen. Okay, fine that there's still two hours in
Lake A Coney that's going one way, two hours of
the ocean, the next one lost lost Portland. You have
sports teams? Do you have an umbrella? Stop it? The police?
I mean they're still is that place still? I thought
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they made a zone where they enforced thrown law question.
I think they got rid of that zone. I don't know.
Here's the thing with Portland. Oh, here's the thing with
pand move to that zone. No, it's a hold on.
I've been to Portland. I visited Portland. I really like Portland.
It's a cool city. The only problem is it is
so far away, so whenever you want you can't take
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a weekend trip. There is no weekend trips. You're up
in Portland. You're not coming to see your family Seattle.
I mean that's about it. But I'm saying from like
friends coming to visit. It's not easy to get to.
It's a long flight from I don't know. Okay, basically
city you want to move to, and what's the first
news article that comes up. Some neighbors near Portland Red
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House say situation is still tense. They've taken over a house.
So so there still has no police in that zone.
So I like Portland as a city. It's a cool weather,
whether it gets a little cold, but you're right by
the ocean. There's lots of mountains and trails. There's a
lot of rainy. It rains a little bit. Big cops
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supporters in Portland. But just getting like if you're in
the Trailblazers, not for a long dude, they're moving out.
They're not gonna have a lot of sports teams about
a month. They got the Timbers. That'll be the only
one soccer. Yeah, okay, so that I've never been, so
I can't add to. It's just and they have good food.
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I've been this. Yeah, And I will give you props
on knowing that Portland is really a ways up there,
because if you pull up the map of Portland, almost
looking like a northern suburb is Vancouver. Yeah, it's right
right next to Canada. That's like where I grew up
in Mexico, right there. And that's what I'm saying. So
if you're gonna try to take a weekend trip to
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which doll, It's gonna take you an entire day to
get there. So you don't have any quick trips. You're
not gonna be able to get places you can't. You're
not gonna just jump over to Atlanta for a weekend.
You're on the opposite end of the country. It's gonna
be hard. Let's be a real flying into which it's
gonna take you all day from anywhere. But yes, so
that's the downstad about Portland. Let's go to Austin, great town,
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my family. I was born and raising Austin. I gotta
go to one in a million. It's wonderful. You have
to go to Franklin Barbie never been you ever been
to the Green Town Hall and listen to music. That's
some good music, and all hang up and listen. After
you go to an A c. L show, you go
have lunch at Torchis Tacer No, of course she's talking.
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Was overrated, very over They have great You want to
go skinny dipping in a very cool pool. Go to
Barton Springs. Barton Springs is pretty cool. The love Barton's
the park next to Barton Springs awesome. The hike and bite,
oh the hike and by the Lady Bird Lake. You
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want to talk about one of the best lay running
My I mean, I guess you could make it longer
than a mile, but there's a maybe less than a
run right around Ladybird Lake is so picturesque. You've got bridges,
you've got pedestrian bridges, you've got a park, you've got
hottie screw screw the scenery. You've got so many hotties
(26:40):
running on that trail, and you are gonna run that
trail and be like, how are there so many beautiful
women in this town? And you're gonna be trying to
run with a The one problem is they now allow
the They don't arrest the homeless for camping, so if
you run around, you can be homeless if you want.
There are a lot of tents is taking away from
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the picturesque downtown lands to the traffic homeless. The traffic
in Austin is is brutal. You see a tent, they're
not camping, all right, don't trying to hang out with
that tent. They're not more crack h black car. That
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really is is becoming a thing down there, definitely becoming
a thing. Very great city. It's I mean, if you
want traffic, if you're gonna if you don't mind traffic,
Austin's your spot. Traffic suck all times of day, every
day of the week. It doesn't matter. It isn't five
o'clock traffic in Austin. So but here's the thing too,
I don't know how old this person is, so we
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knew the last one. If you are single in your
twenties thirties, yes, Austin is your places to be. If
you're forty fifty, you have a family, a bunch of kids,
not a place. If you move there with a chick,
bring some sunglass. If you're to move to Austin, you're
gonna live in the suburbs. Suburbs. If you're gonna live
in the suburbs in Austin, you might as well live
anywhere else not Austin. It's fine. I'm just saying that
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it was a great point. You can live anywhere in
the country. Great point. Last choice Nashville, Well, my guess
is sitting in Nashville, you got okay. When you get
to Nashville, you go to Hattiebe's first eight St Street Bagel,
real good. After that, we're going to go to a
Titans game, right, you cheer on the Titans, They're probably game,
(28:31):
and then you go the Prands game. They're playing Winnipeg.
Then you hit the Broadway and you hit the bar.
But Nashville is really cool. It's a good city. It's booming.
Give me more. I'm not buying it. Yeah I didn't.
I don't like it as much as Austin. Let me
say this about Nashville, and I'm not going to compare
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it to another city, but I am gonna say, on
the weekends, I know we're in a pandemic. After this
is solved with the vaccine, the downtown area, I'm gonna
have to use a swear word. Is on a Friday, Saturday,
even a Sunday is the absolute shit, Like it does
not get better. But when it comes down to partying,
having fun, people coming into town, it doesn't disagree. I
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think Austin rivals that. No problem. What did I just say.
I'm not going to compare it, but you need to
because you said it's the S but Austin is the
S on steroids. But but but here's the If we're
gonna compare it, it sounds like us, all three of
us are comparing, are narrowing down to Nashville and Austin.
Imagine that the two cities we've lived. You know, I
like Porton a lot. If you don't, you don't mind
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being way up there, then Portland's your spot. Live in
the anonymous zone then, and then we gave Atlanta like
it's fine, like it's a great place, whatever. But we're
not in love with Atlanta. Atlanta we lived three hours
from there, been there once. We know Austin because we've
lived there. We live in Nashville, so we can speak
to those two were narrowed down to Nashville in Austin. Yeah, okay,
I'm come on, and you can't compare the two because
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they are completely different in the sense of sixth Street.
You're not listening to country music everywhere you go in
In on Broadway here in Nashville, majority of the music
you're hearing is country until you go to that second
level deck or whatever, and they're playing all sorts. Of
the people on Broadway are tourists, correct, And Austin six
(30:24):
st they live there. Let me speak from this angle, guys,
Austin just seemed a little bit more expensive. The drinks,
this is this factual. I don't know. The drinks there
seemed to be eight. The drinks here seemed to be.
I don't know four or five. There are streets in
Nashville where you can still get a beer for four
bucks and said it a good old boys bar. I
just feel Austin, you've got to have a full time job.
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You're not gonna be able to afford the weekends. Girls
are up at it. It's very difficult to hook up
with chicks in Austin. I don't know what you're talking about,
not part of that game, but from when I lived
in Austin and when I live here, I can tell
that it's completely different. I think it's you ain't just
meeting a chick in Austin if you don't know him.
And I disagree the girls, and I think the snooty
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more people are on Broadway because they're tourists. And here's
the deal, though, you're comparing tourists Austin and tourist Nashville,
because yes, the tourism in in Austin is going to
Sixth Street. If you know, I would say, I'm not
saying a hundred percent of the people. I would say
the people that live there. But even if you go,
like on a Thursday or a Wednesday, they're all having
conferences there and there a lot of tourists on Sixth Street,
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a lot of tourists on Broadway. But you gotta get
outside of those two street. But that's what I'm saying.
I think the girl you have a better chance with
the women in Austin. I'm hoping this dude's single and
looking for a new adventure in his life, because I
don't know if that's important to them. So, if I
was gonna pick, the cost got the cost of living
is more in Austin, and everything in Austin's kind of
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moving towards the domain. The downtown, I would say, isn't
even that much. The it spot, Billy said, domains the
new spot. I mean, if you actually he's getting older too, Yes,
but Billy lives young. I know, but he's still older.
He is older age wise, but his weekend scheme is
still much like it was in college. There's just more
options now. A sixte is still booming, the Domain is booming,
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there's South Austin is bo I mean you gotta pick
out of the four, I'm gonna go Portland. You're so stupid.
You're so stupid, coach. I hope you have a gun?
Are you a cop? I'm going to Portland. I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go to Nashville. I loved Austin, had a
(32:43):
great time in Austin, but in this point in my life,
Nashville is great, a little bit of everything. I'll say this,
it's Nashville just traffic wise. In Austin, I used to
sit in traffic for an hour to get to my
dead end radio job where I made minimum wage. In Nashville,
there's never bad traffic. Other people can speak to it
if they live in different parts on the West Side.
When I'm going to and from work, it is a
(33:04):
weird hours. But when I do have that noon that
for late hour work day, there's still no traffic. Nashville
so accessible. You can make it from the ass end
of the Tits in a minute, like you do everything
so quick in Nashville. Is when I get it all right.
There's your answers. Also, that's where I met Bay. Good
luck and let us know where you you decide on
(33:26):
now another email. Long story, short, wife and I always
go for a post Christmas shopping trip. We drive out
of town. I dropped off at the mall and I
have the day to myself. This year, I decided I'm
gonna go to the casino. My wife doesn't know this.
I'm making one bet on roulette. I am by no
(33:51):
means rich. This took me six months to save squirreling away.
What's he doing squirreling away money to make this one
big bet in the year? With your help, will you
tell me which color to pick? I'm doing double double
or nothing, no numbers, no rows, And I always watched
two spins before betting. If what if one should have
(34:14):
done that because it doesn't matter. What if those spins
hits green, I walk away and find a different table. Interesting,
So the only way I bet is if it goes
red red, red black black, red black black, obviously, because
all the combinations are red and lat Yes, except if
it hits green. That's fine, I get that. So what
(34:35):
color should I pick? Question mark? Does the previous two
spins affect your choice? Please give me your opinion. Love
the show? If Eddie is fired, I will never listen again.
You three are awesome? Okay, why don't you date him?
How you're stealing my life? Remember what that's a lot
(34:55):
first sports? Please? I don't know this is it's a
two ended question here because yes, I know he only
wants us to pick a color, but we cannot go
past the idea that this dude's gonna takes and just
let it ride. And it took him six minudes to
squirrel away this money and his wife doesn't know. He said,
(35:16):
you guys talking about gambling has inspired me to go
big on this bay, and now it's our fault. Uh.
You obviously can't go green, so we're left with black
or red. Absolutely, I'm telling you, man, you gotta go black.
I've had buddies say no, here we go watch it. You.
We did red when we went out there, we did
(35:38):
red and we lost hard guys for whatever reason. You
got to go black, and I will hang up and listen.
Uh we lost coach again. Oh man, it makes me
uneasy of it. Stop it. The question about the red
and the black is there's no, there's no, there's no
he's red all the way. You go red, no matter what,
(36:00):
And the previous two spins doesn't affect your choice at all.
I agree with that. I think all that the two
spins before do is put down in your head. It
just makes you think that. It makes that questioning yourself,
what am I doing? Why am I in this casino.
What however, I do like the green. I do like
the green rule, Like if that's your thing, and you
don't feel comfortable if you see a green land, I
(36:22):
like that. That's that's something inside of you. Do you think, Okay,
they got the green out of the way. So now
I've seen two greens hit in a row. That's that's crazy.
Seen that crap? So I go red on. I do
not endorse this bet there, dude, here's why. Gosh, I'm
freaking up right. Here's what I want to tell this
guy that you're not proving anything to anybody. I don't
(36:42):
know if it's a pride thing. You save the money.
I'm proud of you for doing that. But play the odds.
You need to increase your bet to sixty six percent.
So you need to do two columns. I'm suggesting, I'm
suggesting the outside third in the middle column. Then you're
gonna have a sixty six percent chance. You're gonna put
down hundred to win seven hundred and fifty dollars to one.
It's better odds. But if you lose, you're gonna lose
(37:03):
the whole thing. But yeah, you have better, better odds
increase your odds to sixty six. For the love of God,
leave Vegas with two grand Your wife will never know. Coach,
you do so like you do a hundred on you
do half. So say it's you do half of it
on one column and then the other half on another. Yes,
So the two out of the three you're betting terrible,
(37:23):
terrible percentage of your money. You increase your percentages, but
your wins. I mean that's like a money line bet
on a twenty point favorite. You're winning like the dollar
two three, three times. It's like you're placing a bet
on nine. It's nine numbers that you're hoping it doesn't
land on and green including grade nine. Is I think
(37:43):
there's twelve numbers, coach nine right, twelve twelve twelve, coache three.
Have you ever looked at a roulette? Will Yeah? I
think it's three three three, it is twelve twelve twelve.
You're doing Rosey, Yeah, Rose, it's it's the column right,
look at lette, Thank God. And this is the people
I'm betting with in Vegas. No, no, you weren't betting
(38:04):
with Edie because he wasn't there. Hey, the rich girl.
When I told you guys that story from my bachelor party.
More on each guys, when you're super loaded. She had
a piece of paper out that she was making math
on that had the roulette will. When you're a real
good and rich you get a piece of paper they
hand yet twelve numbers, coach. I don't like it. I mean,
this is I I don't understand the fact that I mean, look,
(38:24):
if you want to do this bet, you've got to
go red, go red. That Red is my heart. Red
is where I I bet every time on roulette. We
we bet every time we go to Vegas. We put
it all on red as soon as we get there.
That's on tradition. We do it every year and and
and you know what, we don't hit it all the time,
but I would say that the majority of time we
do hit it. Well, I know, I'm telling you, I
know my mental record, and I've hit it more than
(38:46):
I'm like, your mental record lies to you and tells
you you and it sort of like your mental record
tells you you're up on sports gambling over the dude,
if I can get this check cash with Eddie, I
bet he's up. I am just telling you, go red.
And then when you go and how is he gonna
Here's the thing, You've got to be okay with losing,
(39:07):
and you have to be able to play it off
when you pick up your wife from the mall. How
are you going to be in a good mood? Because
if I lost fifteen hundred dollars, I'm going to be
wearing that on my face. I am going to be mad.
I'm gonna be in a bad mood. And she's not
gonna understand why you're in a bad mood because she
just gave you a free afternoon to do whatever you
want and you lost fifteen. But you gotta be you
(39:28):
have to be a good actor because I want to
say this, sorry to interrupt, Eddie, but you saved so long.
You're such a patient man. For months upon months you
had this secret, little slush fund, and for you to
then it all be either happy or sad within a
span of ten seconds, why would you not just hear
(39:50):
me out, put it on a sporting event and spread
it out over three hours, for the love of God,
have three hours of fun from all that savings. One.
I mean, even if you win it, that high is
only gonna last for so long. Guys. It sounds like
he's made up his mind. I don't think we're going
to change his mind about making the bet. I've given
you some great options, sir. If you are going to
(40:11):
go with red or black, go black. But I've given
you two other amazing columns or a sporting event that
at least last three hours. He said, don't say my name. Okay,
we don't. Won't say your name, but you know who
you are. Look, it's two. It's two to one Red.
So that's your answer. And when you bet on red, hey,
when when the ball is going around the week? Red
(40:31):
red Red Red, Red, Red Red Red red Neck watched
the table? Max is a thousand? Oh that would suck god,
I mean, is quite a bit of money. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying. There's these weird table rules you
(40:52):
realize when you're rich. I've never dealt with it, but
I have buddies that are just load and they're like, yeah,
that that minimum is terrible. That's not a good minimum
or maximum. I'm like, I've never looked at maximums before.
Red Red Red Red Red, Nick, what casino are you
going too? Are we in Vegas? I just assumed I
assume he's in Like I assume it's like one of
those small casinos, even worse coota like in Michigan. Man,
(41:18):
there's one of the kids called it Jiba. Dude. Nobody
left that place playing roulette with money every time we goss.
I was watching the Ravens game and I don't know,
a few weeks ago whatever, and play Tucker is about
to kick the field goal and all I can see
was the casino ad behind the field goal post. And
I texted just in the suit because I'm like, been there,
done that. He's like, oh yeah, buddy, I'm watching it too.
(41:41):
We definitely dominated that casino. It was so much fun.
I forgot what it was called, but that night I
will never forget. There's this dude, Hi as a Kite.
I think I told you all this story. Dude with dreadlocks,
Hi as a Kite. I mean, I don't even know
how he was seen out of his eyes because they
were shut all the way and and he was playing
craps and this dude was rolling everything. He probably made
(42:02):
ten thousand dollars. Are weird there at the table and
We're just like, what is happening right now? And no
expression on his face either, nothing he would hit oh five, nothing,
you just grab the chips put them there. Those people
that don't emote and show expression that it's a job
and it's a business for the highs and the lows,
(42:23):
like we lose twenty oh we went big ballers. They
just it's sort of like a coach. When you watch
the sideline of an NFL game, I would be terrible
because I'm so emotional roller coaster like Pete Carroll, Like
you lose, like you get down by ten year, dang it?
All that is just cool? Yeah, cool. Or I'm watching
(42:44):
my fantasy quarterback throwing interception. Dang it? What are you
doing their quarterback? Those interceptions? No, nothing changes. I mean, uh,
Saban reacts a lot. Yeah, he Carroll reacts a lot.
I would love to see him. Now you can't with
the mask, but I would love to see some coaches
say are you f and Kidney every play? Instead they're
(43:06):
always okay, yeah, they had like they don't give a crap.
They probably because they're thinking three steps ahead. They've been
trained to not expressed emotion, like like imagine if a
camera was on you and you're watching the Spurs. Oh
that was a very good position. Good jobs. First, it's
what drives me nuts about that. Who's the Shanahan San Francisco.
No expression ever, win, lose, good play, bad play, nothing.
(43:29):
They always go to him and he's just like, send
him in, bring him back, kick the ball. No expression
at all. Drive me nuts. Yeah, I want to see
a little bit on their faces. Alright, one last one
before we go, what's up? Coaches? I want to give
a shout out to my cousin Marcus. We do a
Yahoo uh pick him on Sundays. He's on a three
(43:51):
week losing streak. His wife has been his wife has
been looking at him funny. The dog has her bags packed. Uh,
they're about ready to leave him. This past weekend, he
finally got the win. The wife unpacked the bags. They're
back together. So Marcus back in bed with the wife
and off the couch. So the wife was going to
divorce him because he wasn't winning. So Marcus is back
in bed with his wife and off the couch. His
(44:13):
dog unpacked her bags, and the little girl calls him
daddy again instead of a loser. I'll hang up, and
I'll hang up and listen hashtag dollar bet Richard. There
you go. He just want to give a shout out
to his cousin Marcus were finally getting a win call
and getting good graces with his wife. I got an
email from sore loser Chris. Maybe it was a tweet.
(44:33):
He goes, coaches, what do you think about a thousand
members part of the Sore Losers Facebook page? Will there
be a giveaway? And so he goes a couple of ideas,
A signed shirt, a shout out on the podcast, a
call in during the podcast. So one of those three
things possible for the I guess the effouldant see this sucks.
I have a stocking cap on my headphones. Blow the
(44:56):
whole board here sucks ass. So I never can hear
myself talk. So coach, coach here the years almost over here.
I would typically say a thousand easily, but because I
can't and hear myself, I say, at that thing, okay,
So for the thousandth person, what's the thing going to be?
Do you want to choose something? I think we can
do better than that. I thought maybe giving away my
dugout mug. There you go. You gotta keep your dug
(45:18):
out mug. I've already drank out of it. No, no,
you can't give away your own dugout mug that they
made that special for you don't give it away? Well
to be and I'm in the loyal listener. I mean
the T shirts. Honestly, my mom has been asking for
one for like, I don't know, a year or two years.
I don't even know how to get her one. So
how are we gonna get Chris one to give away?
Plugged the website shop store losers dot com. Yeah, apparently
(45:41):
you gotta buy these things. That's weird. I can't email
someone and have him send me one. Yeah, the the
factory isn't here, it's in Los Angeles, it is. I
wouldn't argue with you. Yeah, okay, I don't know. We'll
have to talk about it. I haven't really did you
see the video as a few It was a few
days ago, But did you see the video of Tiger
(46:04):
Wood's sun warming up with Tiger? I mean got a
little choked up watching that. I mean, I mean, first off,
the little the swing is is legit. You know, I
don't know how old he is. He looks like maybe
he's seven eight. Yeah, I don't know how I don't know,
but it's a good swing, is beautiful. He hits the
(46:25):
ball well, listen, I ain't gonna believe it's Tiger's kid
unless I see him eating off the kid's meal A
menu it Perkins, you know what I'm saying. That's how
we'll really know. Oh man, what's up, guys. My name
is Revas and I'm from Fresno, California. I'm writing y'all
to back up my boy Eddie. If the man wants
to eat, well, then let him eat. If he wants
to cut out the podcast down in to an hour
or so, that's fine too. All those people who say
(46:45):
fire Eddie and the show we'd be better without him,
can suck it, but not least shout out to my
boy Russ and go dogs. That's from Vas Vus and
Russ from Fresno. What I'm talking about, maybe shout out
you guys live together, you buddies who Revas and rest.
Rest is right next to him. He's like, yeah, I
say that, say that? Yeah, heyy with shout out Rest
(47:06):
on that one. Okay, okay, okay, dude, Oh wait wait,
oh here's one. Hey coaches, My fourteenth birthday is this Sunday.
Give him the website link, Hey coaches, is my fourteenth
birthday is this Sunday will be awesome if you could
give me a shout out. Thanks Logan, Right, Logan, shout out, dude.
That is a shout out, and also the gift he
(47:26):
keeps on giving Action dot com. I'm man, hey, happy birthday, Logan.
Oh he sent this on Wednesday, November eleven. There a
keyword for that ray one hundred God bless you, so
Logan Timmins. He just turned fourteen in November, So happy birthday, dude,
missed her by a month. You just get that. I
thought you checked that email every day. I do, but
(47:46):
sometimes the birthday ones, I'm like, Okay, I'll do it
next podcast, and then I forget and then they fall down,
and so you can always email us. We are the
sore losers at gmail dot com. Have a great day.
One shout out, silas Pace shout out, and Mitchell else
in it shout is out. And also, if you guys
are looking for a good cologne, Creed Aventis cologne is
(48:07):
the new cologne. What's the what's the keyword for that? Coach?
No keyword coach Ray smell good. Yeah, my buddy told
me about it and it's the new. It's used to
be Victor and Rolf spice Bomb. Now it's Creed Adventus
all right, And if any of my friends are listening,
I mean, just send me a note or something I
can pitch on the podcast for you, because these dudes
chocolates beating cologne's. I mean, I got nothing. Hey, guys,
(48:31):
my guy's real unsuccessfully owns a chocolate company. Something about kids.
I come in next week. I'm like, hey, if anybody
everybody lives in the South Texas area, my friend Chewie,
he does lawns and landscape. Man, it's really good, one
of the best out there. Oh boy, all right, that
was a good way to pitch his boys chocolate. I mean, hey,
(48:51):
on the next podcast I need to do. Mom, it's
called Route Chocolate. I really want to try something I
did to go get it. Whole Foods that keyword and gibbles. Man,
it's not cheap. It's not like six bucks a bar
that's more expensive than Goddava. Well, it's because it's gluten
(49:14):
free and soy free and all that. I mean, it's
I guess it takes a lot of money to make
it chocolate free. They're probably chocolate free to alright, Alright,
we're all done, Goodbye everybody,
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