March Sadness Leaves Lunchbox Heartbroken

In this episode Lunchbox talks about all the emotions he felt watching Kansas lose to Arkansas in Round 1 of the NCAA tournament. Did Lunchbox continue to watch March Madness? Plus we try to figure out if we are the idiots or the people who listen to the podcast or if it's a combination of the two. Lunchbox recaps his first field trip with Babybox's Kindergarten class and the drama with the historical tour guide! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Live Man, welcome back, welcome back, And I don't know, like,
do we have idiots that listen to this podcast? I
just have a question. Are they idiots or are we idiots? Yes?
Which one?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Both of them? What are you talking about? In sports
or in life? They're truck drivers, dude, we've went over this.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
That doesn't mean they're if they're truck drivers. I just
saw a post on the Facebook page all up in
arms and frustrated and mad. Where is the podcast? Where
is the podcast? And listen? I'm glad you love the
podcast and you want a podcast. But we said on

(00:45):
Wednesday we weren't doing a Friday podcast. We literally said
there will be no Friday podcast. And then the person
comments back, well, why didn't they do one for the weekend? Then,
when have we ever said on satur Way we're gonna
come up here on a Saturday and do a podcast

(01:08):
during March Madness? We never did that? Hey, Ray, did
those wards ever leave your mouth?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I was actually up here over the weekend with Boomer Okay,
Henny de Baby.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
And Muffy and Bazer. We could have done a podcast.
Well why didn't you? Well?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I tried to show off some of our equipment clicked
on one of our programs and I said, hey, let
me show you. We can put our graphics up on
these three TV screens. This is really cool. It's a
new feature. Clicked once, click, click, click twice, clicked again,
click three times.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, guys, the new feature doesn't work. Add that to
the list. We also can't go live on YouTube because
the audio doesn't work. Yo. I've had that problem before
when I tried to take the Box family up there
to do some podcasting in Austin and the equipment doesn't
work or I don't know how to operate a system,
and I look like an idiot and it's so embarrassing,
and then it's frustrating, and they're all sitting there just
looking at you, going you've been doing this? How long?

(02:00):
But yeah, but forever, however long I've been doing this.
I don't think ever in my life have I said,
don't worry, We're coming up on Saturday to do a podcast.
So I don't know where what podcast. If you could
send me a clip whoever you are on Facebook, Alex
Heat or something like that, let me know where. We said, oh,
on Saturday, there will be a podcast. Because that never

(02:21):
left bad dang mouth. People think they're entitled.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Alex Earl does one podcast a week, She's Hot, Call
her Daddy does one podcast a week? Is Earl still
with Barrios? Earl McAfee, Pat McAfee. That just five week
bad example. But what I'm saying here is, guys, we
do way more podcasts in the average person, more than
we should. Earl is with Barrios. Barrios is now with
the Houston Texans. Earl has a place in Miami South Beach.

(02:47):
Is she now going to get a place in the metroplex?
If Houston, we'll find out. Let's start the show.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I mean, hey, and then Carson Beck and his chick
broke up. I mean that was drama. Did you see?
Dial doesn't work? Mean I tried to play the music,
try to gain he just had the wrong one of them, dude,
because I saw that. You know what, Hailey Kavender is
he the one that he dates her? One of the two.
There's the two they are so they're hot. They're Miami
basketball chicks. And he signed an nil deal with Miami

(03:14):
to go there, and he got paid like eight million dollars.
And I mean he's been there what two months? And
he's already cheating on her. Man, they broke up, wiped
that Instagram clean. Not a good look for Carson Beck
and I want to They showed the pictures of the
chick that supposedly he was cheating with. I hate to
tell you that Cavender chick is one hundred times hotter.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yo, and she with a lesser learned that with Rocket
allegedly allegedly and also Boomer the entire weekend. Roger Clemens,
he cheated, allegedly Google the guys truck drivers when you
got downtime in a lot.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
And I believe she was unattractive. I know Tiger cheated
with some lesser.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
And we were playing two K me and Boomer all
weekend and he had some guy for the Nuggets and
he kept saying, I got one of the cat her
twins on my team. So I guess that means they
suck at basketball and the girls really aren't even that good.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I got what you're saying about. Yeah, yeah, Ray, have
you seen their tic TACs? I haven't seen their TikTok,
but the.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Well, she just did a recent one where she does
like a gun and her sister's being her hype man
because she's saying, like Carson Beck gun. Oh, but it's
a new hot dance, I think. But it also looked
like she had a semi automatic gun.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah. I'm not sure exactly what I was. I just
read the story about how someone of the sisters posted
on Instagram or TikTok. I don't know. Uh. You always
listen to your sister when she has your back, your
mom and sister sometimes they just know. I don't know.
It was on the New York Post. I have no idea,
but just Carson Beck. Hey, man, good luck out there.
You're rich, but man, you lost Hoti Hoti.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Hey, bro, come on down, play some football, but just
stay out of the news. Day one gets robbed, Lambeau
goes on the market, and Day two he breaks up
with Cavender or Day one was actually signs the biggest
nil deal in the history of nil. Day two is
Lambo gets stolen from his garage because he left it
open pretty much. Day three, cavin Er dumps him and
he's with a lesser than I.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Mean good start to his Miami career. Hey, that tells
you how Miami football is gonna be bet the under
this season. Guys. Let's get it started. We gotta do
it live. Arnold is off today.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
He will be back on Wednesday, and like we always do,
we'll do a Wednesday podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yes, Wednesday, we will do a podcast Wednesday. So marketing
your calendars, read my lips. There will be a Wednesday podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Guys, if you want a weekend podcast, listen to first Take,
listen to get up. I'm sure they got weekend podcasts.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Hey, if you want to come up here on a
Saturday and do a weekend podcast, do it your day himself.
We're gonna do it live. We oh the one two
durdy sore loser. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I
know the most about So I'll give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

(06:06):
It says that I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the North side of Nashville with a
Broadway girl baser. We do have two point two acres.
We have two point two kids at a clinic at Vanderbilt,
and I will.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Die of a heart attack when I'm seventy two. Over
to you, coach Godjare I got a question. I'm gonna
I'm gonna play a would you rather? Would you rather
start the show with the lunchbox chaperones, a field trip
or March mad March Sadness?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Which one would you like to hear first?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Man March Sadness? And if you need a breakdown statistically
of any game, let me know.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Here's the deal. Man. I said, Arkansas undeserved to be
in the tournament because they had an under five hundred
record in their conference. They are now in the sweet sixteen.
But guess what. I stand by what I said. If
you can't be five hundred in your conference, you shouldn't
be in the tournament. It doesn't mean you can't win
games in the tournament. It just means you didn't earn

(07:03):
your way there, in my opinion. Now let's go back,
because here's the true story. The first round of March
Madness sucked like. There was no drama. There wasn't a
buzzer beat there until the eleventh hour on Sunday night.
There was no excitement. Every game was just a butt
whooping and there was a couple upsets, but even the

(07:25):
upsets weren't nail binders. They were kicking the team's But
I mean Clemson got by forty. It felt like the
first two days were nothing but snooze fast and maybe
the most exciting game was Kansas versus Arkansas. It was
back and forth the entire game. Maybe we need to

(07:45):
remove the name madness. It wasn't that wacky. No, it
wasn't whacky at all.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
It was more like, Hey, come to you know, daven Busters,
or come to Chuck E Cheese and it's day old
pizza and you got a guy in a costume that's
a pet, you know.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
A pet. Yeah, and uh, it was just weird, Like
the games weren't good. But anyway, so yeah, I am
very like were you saddled in? Oh? I was saddled in?
I mean after the field trip, after the field trip.
But we didn't choose that one, y, Yeah, we didn't
choose field trip. I'll tell you all about that later. Ray,
that'll be an option in the eleventh hour. But I
got home and watched the games and I was dialed

(08:20):
in all the rest of the day Thursday, I was
dialed in. I went to a bar on Friday, watched
the morning games at a bar on Friday, and they
were all just boring. There was no excitement. It wasn't
like the place was going crazy because there's a lot
of exciting shots and high edge drama. It was just
kind of like, man, the atmosphere kind of sucks because
no one is excited because it's a fifteen point game.

(08:41):
Oh that game's twenty point game. Oh that one's a third.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
All right, Anyway, little Chalky, you still got all your ones,
a lot of your twos, some of your threes, all
your fours, two of your four.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
I will just say this about Kansas our season. If
you watched that game, was exactly how our season played out.
And yes, I was pissed when they lost, because you
never want to lose. And I was so pissed because yes,
they lost to Arkansas, but also because the way they

(09:10):
lost it was that damn guy Hunter freakin' Dickinson blows
it again. Was Kansas up at halftime? No, we were
down at half down, but then you guys came back
and it was almost tied. We were down at half
by like four, maybe maybe five, I don't.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Know all and it was I took justin home on Thursday.
All day we watched March Madness. It was epic. We
took notes. It was statistical scison. I was notating everything.
I was explaining to him to make me state game.
How that was gonna go. We were breaking down everything, guys.
It was statistical, and when I got to his apartment,
it was Kansas down three. When I got home, Kansas

(09:51):
got beat by thirty. What happened with those twenty seven points,
some of them might be made believe, however much they
lost by ten.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
What happened is we were we were down we second half.
I was like, all right, we're gonna go on a run.
They came out, Arkansas went on a run. They were
up by eleven. But then you guys made it tight
and then we took the lead. Oh wow, that's when
I was dropping him off. Bill self went zone on
Arkansas and they couldn't figure out the zone. They couldn't
he John cal Parry got out coached circles, I mean

(10:20):
Bill self. But the problem was we blew it. We
took Hunter Dickinson out and it was amazing. We started
rolling our offenses rolling, We're popping threes, we're playing defense.
Arkansas couldn't do a darn thing. And here's the crazy part.
This is how bad Hunter Dickinson is. Uh, the dude
for Arkansas, do I do ad he's one of their

(10:40):
best players. He only averages twelve points a game on
the season.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Efficiency wise, he's one of their top two guys, the
other one Brazil Braille, one of the two.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
He goes off for twenty two freaking points against Kansas.
If you haven't been setting his efficiency, he is one
of the top efficiency players on Arkansas. He shoots sixty
percent from the line right and with two minutes ago
he stepped the line drains both of them. Nothing but
net so stupid, so annoying, because Hunter Dickinson can't guard anybody.

(11:10):
Dickinson didn't play terribly, No, no, he was a main
part of that game. Way How many points did he
have in the second half? All I know is he
hovered around an amazing did his zero I believe the
second over his pants? Zero points in the second half,
Hunter Dickinson, all American? Oh my gosh, zero in the

(11:32):
second Halre's what I watched that whole first half. He
was a well rounded young man. It wasn't the Hunter
Dickinson you've been telling us about, screaming from the rooftops.
He was a round mound of rebound in the first
half when we took him off the floor in the
second half is when we started flowing. And your guard

(11:53):
Harris sucks. Why is he on the team? He can't score?
You're guy. Mayo is good. That's a boy. Here's the
thing with Banks, See, I learned about your team, not
from you. I to see it with my own two
eyes and statistical analysis. Mayo is good. Mayo is amazing.
He was the best player on your team. Mayo is

(12:14):
amazing when hey, Mayo me with some buns. Mayo is
amazing when he can spot up from three. When he
tries to take people off the dribble, it's like he's
back in pee wee basketball and doesn't know how to dribble.
He dribbles it off his legas foot. But I'm not
gonna Mayo played great. Mayo played great. kJ Adams always

(12:35):
plays with heart. Ray, he was a great condiment. But anyway,
we're up three and we bring Hunter Dickenson back into
the game and the team just falls apart. Was his
his turnovers? Ray, What do I tell you about Hunter Dickinson?
I say, with five minutes to go, Kansas has been
in a lot of games and the last five minutes

(12:57):
execution is absolutely terrible. So we bring hundred Dickinson back
in the game. Right, We're up by three at this point, right,
and I'm gonna just play you. I'm gonna show you
the video of the Hunter Dickinson pass, and this sums
up his idiotic two years at Kansas and how he
plays basketball. This type of pass is what my Brooklyn

(13:20):
Nets youth basketball team ages four to six. These are
the type of passes they made. And Hunter Dickinson is
doing this in the NCAA tournament. The dude does not
even look. He just knows what play is called and
where he's supposed to throw the ball. He didn't look
to see if someone's there, if they're open, he just
throws it automatically. All right, let me pull it up.

(13:41):
Come on, click on it. Here it goes ray. Here's
hundred Dickinson. We're up by three. Right, This changes the
entire game. Get off the Wi Fi. Come on, here
we go. Look at hundred Dickinson. Put it in the mic.
Play it. Look look at Hunter Dickinson. Who is he

(14:07):
throwing the box logo? I mean, he just throws it
out to the logo. There's not even anybody with his
head feet of that ball. Did you see the Auburn
guy threw it to Bruce Pearl. I did see that.
He sent over to you, coach, What the hell, Pargo?
I'm bad, my bad. I mean he didn't even look.
So that's one turnover. The next time down, guess what

(14:28):
he does, kJ Adams underneath, he throws it over his
head out of bounds. Two turnovers in a row by
hundred Dickens. Is kJ Adams your guy? That's jacked? Yes, okay? Yeah?
And then he blew his achilles that game at the
very end, he got a rebound and he started the
fast break and boom, there goes the achilles. Was he
gonna play next year? Why are you worried? No? But

(14:49):
that's where we fell apart is the turnovers. KG Adams
goes out and we just fell apart the last two
and a half minutes of the game. It was our
last five possessions, five turnovers, I mean one harrisdwe Harris
made a terrible pass after Dickinson had his two turnovers.
It was so frustrating. Dwan Harris puts up two points

(15:09):
a game. Now he put up more than that. Well,
then that was the one. Here here is Hunter Dickinson's
you know, legacy game is what this guy called it.
Ryan McIntyre on Twitter, Hunter Dickinson legacy game, scoreless in
the second half, back to back turnovers with a three
point lead to shift momentum with under five minutes to go,

(15:31):
exactly what I said. Gave up five straight offensive rebounds
when he is the middle man in the two three zone,
so he's the one under the like right in front
of the basket in the zone, and he gave up
five straight offensive rebounds because he doesn't know how to
block out. Unbelievable, and gave up twenty two points to

(15:55):
Jonas Adou.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
And I'll say this a dudes are one of their
top players. The games are in possible to find on
the radio sometime some I think ESPN is in bed
with WNBA and women's basketball because you can only find that.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Well, they're only on the women's is on ESPN and
ESPN two. The other ones are TN T, TBS. I
don't know if they have a radio broadcast. I don't
know how you find telling you I'm driving in the car,
I had to play YouTube TV on my phone, hide
the phone because you're not X the text and then
hear the audio from the TV. Because you can't find
a game on the radio. That's something that we need

(16:30):
to start. Here's the thing. I let the kids stay
up late. I was gonna put them to bed at halftime,
pray get iHeart Country to broadcast the game. But they
were jumping up and down on the couch screaming at
the TV. And I was like, you know what, this
is something I enjoy I'm gonna enjoy this with my kids. Yes,
because it's madness. So I let the three boys stay up.
And when Hunter Dickinson threw that stupid pass that I

(16:52):
just showed you, I had to walk out of the room.
Was it over and back? No? The argument he threw
it out there in argans, A guy just says, oh,
thank you, Ram got it and dunk you very much.
He did, yes, because you know, Hunter Dickinson is so
slow he can't get back. I mean he gave him
five straight offensive rebounds because I'm pretty sure baby Box,

(17:12):
baby Box two, and baby Box three have more hops
than him, because he can't get more than an inch
off the truck.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I didn't look up the exact stats because I don't
want to sound like a nerd. When you're in your
parking lot tonight looking for a lizard, look up Hunter
Dickinson stats from that game. Because I don't think he
was that bad. I think he was very well round.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh he is fine until the last five minutes and
then he has he he has a stre His stats
don't reflect how bad he say, let me tell you stats. Lie.
Is he staying with them or is he go in
the league? What league? He's going to the Chinese Basketball Association.
He is never going to step foot in an NBA

(17:52):
locker room ever, there is no way. Maybe the scouts
like his status can't move. No stats, lie, That's what
I'm saying. You can look at stats and say, oh,
he played great. He just wasn't as bad as you
would he is. He gave up five straight rebounds. But dude,
he's god awful. He's terrible. You've never told me about Mayo,
and you acted like he was the worst thing. Never

(18:13):
come to earth. He played fine. I never said, never said,
He's never mentioned him. He was good. He's phenomenal. He's good.
But when he has to dribble, he's not good. I
learned about Kansas through my own eyes, not through your voice.
I am telling you Hunter Dickinson. His stats make it
look like he played well, but when you watch it,
he gave up twenty He couldn't guard twenty two points,

(18:34):
five straight offensive rebounds, two stupid idiotic turnovers. He is
so dum you know, I'm terrible. You know what he's
doing today. He's at some high school in Kansas teaching
the next generation of Kansas athletes how to rebound. And
so I had to leave the room when he threw

(18:54):
that pass. That's one of those where you're just going
through the motions. Guy wasn't there. He wasn't there. He
just threw it out there and there was no one
even there. And I was so bad and I wanted
to cuss, Oh that's brutal, and I couldn't because the
kids are in there. And so I walk in the
other room. I walk in the little office with a
leather little chair and I do two fists and I

(19:17):
boom and I hit the chair. But you weren't winning.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
The next game, Arkansas beats the Johnnies because Arkansas is good,
I do.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
And Brazil they're bit there, they're good. Here's the thing,
and that boogie who Then I walked back into the
living room. Hey, kids, and baby Box starts pounding on
the wall. He heard Dad, and I said, what are
you doing. He goes, you were hitting the wall, So
I'm hitting the wall. I said, I didn't hit the wall.
Dad's going to the next room. I said, I hit
the chair.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Back in the day, the dads used to go out
to the tool shed. Yes, and your father's gonna go
find a ranch.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
You may hear some banging with a hammer. Honey, I'm
gonna do that project. So yes, Honey, and George. It
was the I mean it was to a tea exactly
how Kansas has played all year. We played well. It's
not like we played a bad game. It was a
great game. First half again, driving stuck a little bit. No,

(20:15):
it was a fantastic game all the way into the lot.
You wanted. I wanted us to not have five turnovers
our last five possessions. I think I didn't want Hunter
Dickinson to give up five straight offensive rebounds. I am
telling you. Once we brought him into the back into
the game, we were winning. Our offense grind into a halt.
Our defense couldn't stop anybody. It was unbelievable. In Arkansas,

(20:40):
they I said, whoever wins that game is gonna beat
Saint John's. St. John's. Saint John's can't shoot, guys, listen
to the experts. Guess what. I just picked the wrong team.
I thought Kansas could get it done, and I was
I told you last week I was worried about playing
Arkansas because they're so athletic. I played golf. Here's the thing.
I played golf last week with a guy that cheers

(21:03):
for Arkansas. His son cheers for Arkansas. I played with
Bobby No. I didn't. He doesn't have a son. And
they're just I'm like, look, you guys are so athletic,
but we're not very good. And I said, well, you
haven't watched Kansas basketball. And we go in at the
turn and I'm getting something to eat at the little
snack shop and there's a guy sitting there and he's like, oh,

(21:25):
he sees the guy in the Arkansas shirt and he's like, oh, yeah,
go Hogs. And I was like, uh, you mean rock
chalk right. He goes, no, I think the Hogs are
a better team this year. And I'm like, well, I'm
not arguing with you, but you don't have to be
rude about it and golf course humor. Yeah. And then
I'm walking out and he goes go hogs and I'm like,
really hitting me on the way out. Huh, okay, you're

(21:46):
a real nice guy. No what you're eating by yourself?
Oh that's old man. And I mean, listen. I was
still mad that Kansas lost, but at the same time,
I'm like, that is exactly how we played all year
and I never I never have to see Hunter Dickinson
play basketball again. And that is one thing I am
thankful for. One thing that I am just like, Oh,

(22:09):
thank you basketball gods for getting him out of my life.
Would I love to win that first round game because
without kJ Adams, I don't know how we would have won.
We could have won the second game when he blows
his achilles, but we would have found a way.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
And check me on this, guys, is that the first
time in our lifetime they've been knocked out in the
first round.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Seventeen years in a row we've won the first round game. Shit,
we used to be known for losing the Bucknell Bradley
and a terrible games, and we haven't had that happen
in a while. And it was it was it was
just it was a good game. Arkansas beat us. They
were more athletic. Hunter Dickinson was the reason we lost
that game. That's it plaining and simple. Oh my gosh,

(22:47):
I watched.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
This Sunday morning conversation with Cal Party. He loves to
hear himself talk.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Oh my god. He thinks he is the greatest things
in sliced bread. He is so annoying. Like if there's
one person that you don't like is John col Party.
And another person I don't I think I might hate
is the U c l A coach Mitch Cronin the
little short dude Lee, I might hate him. Mara is
their guy. He plays very well. He's a good and
then right, he's good at home. They asked him about,

(23:14):
you know, different things next season. He was like, you
know what I'm worried about is our flight. We gotta
fly Allegiant tomorrow and oh my gosh, you want to
talk about terrible airplay? And I'm like this dude, is he? I? Well?
What about Dan Hurley Yukon?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
He goes from yelling f wards at the refs to
a fan said something maybe it was a lipt up,
maybe I got ball sacked. But he yelled something at
a fan like, yeah, good luck. Their refs are gonna
f you too. He did say that he did, and
then he gets.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
In the locker room and starts crying. Dude, he went bipolar.
He was like so he was so he so mad,
and then he was like.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Loyalty, love these guys, and we grew a lot.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
He's a pretty intense dude. But he's crying a lot
on Sports Center. Yeah, that's why they aired it. You're
only gonna get w NBA or a coach crying right
now if you turn on. But man, that Kansas our
season is over. We've got to do a better job
in the portal. And then everybody's like, oh my gosh,
Bill Self's gonna go to Texas. I have my Texas
friends texting me, Oh I hear that Bill. I'm like, Bill,
somep would never go to Texas, Like, why would he

(24:14):
ever go to Texas? Texas spends all their money on football.
I mean they're getting Miller from Xavier, but I don't
understand why they want. All they are is a football.
They want to spend all their money on football. Basketball
is secondary. If you really thought Bill Self was going there,
I was like shut up and stop it. We will
be back. Bill self will figure it out. He is
a freaking fantastic coach. And god, I hated losing Arkansas.

(24:37):
I hated losing period. But Hunter Dickinson is out of
my life. And you say, Dewan Harris sucks. Dewan Harris
led us to a national title.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
And guys, get away from Pitts right now, Ice cold
Chiefs and now Kansas.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Well, I mean the Chiefs have to lose. They made
it to the super Bowl. Oh but Kansas bounced out
of the first round. But I mean, what's next Bubbs closes?
Oh no, Bubb's barbecue is going nowhere. We gotta take
a break. So that was my listen. Man, that was rough.
It was a rough. I should have picked a field trip.
That was a lot of Kansas Sports Radio. We'll be back,
good morning, Kansas City. But that's how I felt, man,

(25:12):
That's how I felt. That's how my my Thursday went.
It was very frustrating. It sucked. I was depressed. I
sat there and looked at all the hundred Dickens and
hate on Twitter and made myself feel better because I
know I'm right. That dude is terrible at basketball. Absolutely terrible,
and we'll take a break. All right, you're live, dude,

(25:36):
you're right. Did you want to go on the field
trip with me? Let me hit the music March Madness? No, no, no,
do you have any field trip music? Yeah? A crime? No, no,
not really a crime. I was thinking more like and
the bus and the wheels go round and round and round.

(25:56):
The wheels on the bus go round and round all
through the town. I want to hear this because I
will never go on a field trip.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
And a lot of our truck drivers are bad, delinquent dads.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Do you think we have any female truck drivers? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
I don't want to be sexist there because I never
see I never see them, like when I still be
sexist because I go by seven to eleven every day.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Never have I seen a female truck driver. I've been
to rust stops all over America, never seeing a female
truck driver.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
I know they exist, but a lot of the time
it's the truckers. You know, they're getting their fountain drinks.
Then you get the lot lizards. Those are the females,
But those are the ones that want to hook up
with the truck drivers. They're not necessarily the drivers of
the truck.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Correct did you have Did you ride the bus when
you were a kid? Yeah, it was an hour bus ride.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
We lived in the country and my dad always saved
on gas, so we would have to ride it.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
We would.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
It was before we were in sports. When we would
get out at three, we'd get home at four fifteen.
It was an hour. Bro, Well, I don't want to
hear anybody's bus ride stories.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Wow, okay, did you show me now? What did you
guys do on the bus? Everything?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
You talked to chicks. But it was one of those
where it's a bumpy ride. It wasn't paved roads. Your
head would be splitting by the end of it. It's
sometimes they it wasn't good airflow, so you'd crack your window.
Dust would come in from the dirt road, so it'd
be all dusty, feeling grimy, the sun's beating in.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
We did it.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Never had sunglasses, absolute migrain, splitting headaches, an hour longer
than you get home, and you got chores to do.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Kill me now, female or male bus driver? Always dudes? Okay?
Interesting anyway, that had nothing to do with the story.
But ray sexas ran over. No, so the we were
going to some historic house. I don't even know what
it's called. Fat now No, not fot No, it's something
I don't know. John Overton, whoever. That is Thatt's grandpa.

(27:51):
That's what I thought. I thought it was this great grandpa.
And so it says, you know, hey, field trop field
trip starts at noon, be there be square, kids will
be coming. You go in, you pay your ten dollars.
And I'm like, all right, you know what I mean.
I volunteered before I knew his march madness. But I said, hey,
I'm going to provide my duty of being a chaperone

(28:12):
for this field trip. And I got four kids in
my group that I am responsible for. Got the kid count?
What's the milf count? At the milf count was at
ninety nine point nine percent. I was only dad. I
was the only dad. I rolled into the little shop
and I the little customer plays the gift shop, and

(28:35):
I pay my ten dollars. They're like, all right, you're
all sick. You'll just go go out this door, take
a write in that room right down there. And I
go in there and I look around. I'm like, one mom,
two moms, three moms, how's it going? Hangars? Pannah. Four moms,
five moms, how's it going? Back? Mom? How's it going? Body?

(28:57):
Seven moms and me, how's it going my tent? Tammy?
Uh So there was seven moms in me for two
different classes. Whatever. I don't know. I didn't know. I
knew one mom and I'm talking to her, how's it going? Oh,
you know, chatting up? Another mom comes over. I've seen

(29:18):
her at a lot of events. Don't know her name.
Talk to her a little bit, and then they're like, Okay,
the buses are pulling up, if you guys want to
go out there. And we go out there and here
comes baby Box running up to me, gives me a
big hug. These are my boys. And then you know,
the three other kids are in my group. I'm in
your group. I'm like, yeah, you're in my group. You're
in my group. But I didn't really have a group

(29:39):
because literally, they all stayed in the line the whole
time they stayed. We stayed with the entire class the
entire time. So it wasn't like I had to take
them in separate groups and walk them places.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
It was well, I think sometimes the teachers put them
in groups. Let's figure out later if maybe you don't
need the groups. I think that's just how they do business.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah. I think I was just responsible to make sure
when they getting back on the bus that my four
kids were getting back on the bus.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Love to be in your group, Sarah. So we started
off in they're own mind to be chaperone. We're gonna
go down this gravel path and we're gonna go. We
go in this building and all right, there's all these
little pamphlets at the tables. Everybody's stand at a pamphlet.
Everybody's stand at a pamphlet.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
That's there. And that was awesome. This girl was up there.
She was funny, she was phenomenal, She was great with
the kids. She was speaking, giving all these toss and
she taught them how to write with a quill like
the No, they're learning about the olden days. Man, Wow,
we just went back fifty years. How about learning AI,

(30:40):
I guess you could do that. But they were teaching
them about the past, about John Overton.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
That's actually smart. You learn from the past. That perfects
your future. You don't always got to be in the future.
Gen Z correct jen X And it's like, oh, on
your iPads, playing on your tic tac.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
If you wanted to write something down right now, what
would you use? And oh kid, ooh me me me pencil?
Good job, good job. Text them next verson ooh me
me me me me pen good good And they guess
marker and then another kid raised him like yeah, marker
and she's like, oh, so like the marker's ad that
kid guessed and yeah, yeah he goes but a blue marker. Okay? Cool.

(31:20):
So they do all that and then she teaches them
to write with a quill. All right, who wrote pen fifteen?
And it was pretty funny, Sarah. It was so fun
like it was great. It was so cool. The kids
loved it. They wrote their names, they wrote, you know,
like I love my mom, I love my dad, or

(31:40):
Hot to Go was a big one that one kid
wrote hot to Go the song what Yeah, you could
write whatever you wanted in this book. Yeah that makes
no sense, Sarah. What is hot to Go mean? And
then they trace it with their little quill and you
got to have it up and the ink you know,
leaks out and you do it really cool. Kids loved
it and the girl was great with kids, like she

(32:02):
was fun.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Are the are the moms more useful? Because your personality
you fit in well?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Oh, I think I fit in just fine.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
If a dad was a tool kind of not hands
on with his kids, is he going to be an outcast?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah? Ray, he would have been an outlier. Yeah. And
then at this time, you know, my brother is texting
me like, hey, uh uh, my wife's having a hard time.
Batter's box. What everybody's box here? He's like calling me
and texting me and going, hey, man, is it too
late for her to get in the bracket? Bracket? I'm

(32:37):
on a bus. I'm like, bro, I'm at a field trip.
I don't have time to answer your questions. Right, sixty
eight teens? I got sixty eight kids. And he's like, oh,
it looks like she joined on Yahoo, but she didn't
get in the group. Can you add her to the
group now? And I'm Taiale as old as time. Every
year it hits my parents, and no, the the tournament
already started. The group is locked. That is it. My

(32:58):
whole thing is we have how many days to get in? Kid,
you don't get in by game time, you're gonna face
a game. Fine. And then my question is how do
you click? I mean the link is in the email,
so how do you click on the link and it
doesn't take you straight to the group. Obviously you joined
another group, like maybe your work group, and then wanted
to add your bracket to our group, and you never

(33:18):
clicked the link. I don't know, but I couldn't figure
it out. I'm on a field trip. I ain't got
time to answer the phone. I'm not pulling my phone
out of the pocket. My attention, even though the games
were going on, were to those kids and learning how
to write with the quill had because.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Your ass was on the line. But also every family
has that. My sister goes, hey me, boomer, and you
are in the group.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
What if Henley the little baby wants to get in, Sure,
here you go, here's the link.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Send it to him, get him all signed up. Thursday
coming and goes, where's Henley? I thought he's gonna sign Oh,
we couldn't figure it out. Always that one that never
gets in, the baby, the six year old couldn't figure
out how to get in the league.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh there was someone that used to work on this podcast.
He wanted to get in. I'd send him the link.
He's like, all right, I'm gonna get a couple of
my boys in. Then he hits me up, Hey, my boy,
he forgot to hit save on his bracket. Bracket anyway,
you can enter his picks manually. I'm like, enter this
in manually. It's the middle finger. He was like, we

(34:13):
go to look and there's no other picks are safe,
so he must have not hit save bracket. I'm like, well,
what do you want me to do? Same thing happened
to Bazer, But then she goes, oh it did save.
It was back and forth. Maybe it was ESPN a
little flaky finicky. I don't know. We're on Yahoo over there,
yeah who dot com? Yeah yeah. Town trip is going great.
I got one one girl in my group that doesn't

(34:34):
know how to listen. She won't stand still. She mom, nah, daughter,
She's into everything. Teacher keeps having to tell her to
not do this, not do that, And I don't know
how to discipline Ray. Her hands were all over me.
The mom, I'm gonna put you into attention. I didn't
know if chaperone and moms one. Mom's there. She's got
a torn a cl she's limping around a lot of help.

(34:55):
She's like, let me chase those kiddos around. She can't
really she's moving but not moving. What do they call that?
Becky ath Leisure love the look. And so then we
go to the old schoolhouse.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Did they have the dress code that we have here
with bones, where you gotta wear cargoes or you gotta
wear jeans or could kids wear relaxed clothing pajamas?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
It was actually pajama day, so they all had pajamas off.
I am glad you nailed. Oh my gosh, God, our
earth is going to Helena basket. You absolutely nailed. The
guys Americans dressed like trash. I mean, I do not
know how you know it was pajama day, but it
was absolutely pajama day. Did you ask one of the
moms why they weren't in lingerie? I won you wear

(35:39):
the bed, Beckley. I did tell her. I'm a little
disappointed you didn't participate in pajama Day. You want to
see what I wear, Teresa. I love to have you here, Mom. Thanks.
I mean kids were in train outfit, you know, matching
train tops. You had dinosaurs, you had rainbows, you had
all different pajamas. Kid had them on. It was awesome.

(36:01):
So then we go to the old schoolhouse. Lady was
not into it. The teacher, the teacher, the instruct the
lady giving the tour, like you had a different lady
from the lady that did the quills, did the quills.
Then you leave and there's someone else waiting for you
in the schoolhouse. Do you have dry eyes? I'm ben Stein,
clear eyes, kind of like that older lady.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Well it was her final tour, guys. She was fired
later on collect your medicare.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Like, kids, don't don't get the chalkboards out yet. We'll
get those out later. Excuse me a little more inflection
with your voice. What do you guys notice that's different
about this school than your school. This one's boring. My
teacher is not the one teaching it. It's a little
bit smaller. Very good, Yeah, very good. And then she

(36:50):
talks about like, so how do you think they got
to school back in the day, And they're like, uh,
rode the bush Like there wasn't busses back then. I
didn't know that. They're like, oh, so the family horse
and they go no, because the horses are new and
needed for the farms. They had to walk. Oh and yeah,
they had to pay this to go to school, and
not everybody got to go to school. It's very boring.
And then she gave him some word problem and she

(37:11):
was gonna use the abacus that she had up there
at the front, but she didn't explain what the abocus was.
She just started moving dots over and the kids are
just like what they were very bored. And then they
had them like the chalkboard. She little chalkboard at their desk.
I'll pull those out, and I'm thinking they're about to
use them for something. They're like, all right, write your
name on it, and wrote their name. She goes, all right,

(37:32):
thanks for coming, guys. This is and I'm like, all
that for them just to write their name, why were
hands on? Shouldn't have got the chalkboards out. So then
we go out in front of the little old schoolhouse
and they take a picture and we got like four minutes.
That'll be in some crime documentary. But yeah, and kills
himself before we're going to the Overton house, the main house.

(37:53):
So we were there, No, we were at the land.
We went to the I don't know what house, but
then we went to the schoolhouse. Now we're gonna go
to his househouse that where the dude died. Crime music.
Not sure if he died there. He had to of them.
This is where the field trip went to die. It
didn't already at the chalkboard. Lesson, We go into this room,

(38:15):
this house, and I mean, you want to talk about
a dude. That a is exactly what you picture working
in a place like this. Nerd all about history, no
social skills, hates children, absolutely hates children. Well that's why

(38:41):
you parents need to mount up, make them love them.
He wanted nothing to do with those kids. Hey, don't
talk to my kid like that. My mom sounds like Arnold.
I don't know who else goes to this place. It
has to only be field trips. There is no way
that people just come to this thing and like want
to learn, Like there's why didn't you get one of

(39:03):
the moms to make the tour a little bit? I
don't know, perk ear. So we're sitting there, we're standing
in the entrance way where the door is, you know
right there, right you walk in the door, close the door,
and we're standing there. Well, are you parents being attentive?
You guys all playing grab ass with all the chaperones. Well,
I mean two of the moms had their hands in
there each other's back, pockets. I was like, what was

(39:23):
going on? I don't know what's going on. I guess
you guys are good friends. Well, my hands are cold
where I gotta put them. It was kind of cold
out there, and now there was a first day of
spring and it wasn't cold, it was not warm. It
was chili willies. Dude, hey buck nails up by ten, ladies. No,
we didn't check the school. That's right by bad We're

(39:44):
gonna take a break. Ladies. You know that Kansas score,
gotcha they played tonight. I was just seeing if you're
on your phones, won't take a break, And I'm gonna
tell you about how the field trip died. Right here.
We'll be right back. So he's in there and he's like, oh,
you know what's what's uh? There's something in this room, Nashville.

(40:05):
There's something in this room that is that you are
that has not been changed since this house was built,
the foundation Bella Hall. And he is like, you have
any guesses? Kid raises it that's on. Yeah, the stairs, No,
those are new. Okay, next kid, Oh me me me
the paint. Now we've repainted your attitude and well, Sarah

(40:35):
got a reasonly perform boom job. You know that things change, right?
Those are new good shop. Mom sounded like arnold. And
then he's like, I'll give you a hint. You're touching it?
What the creepy? The floor? The floor? My hands were

(40:58):
in my pants. He's like, how do you how do
you build? How do you build something? They're like, oh,
with nails. He's like, have you guys ever seen a
nail before? They're all like yeah, And he goes, what
shape is the top of it? And they're like circle.
And he goes, look at these nails. They weren't circle
back then. Fascinating. So he passes around the nails and
all the kids are looking at him. After about thirty seconds,
he goes, can I get my nails back? Whoa? He

(41:19):
passed around a bucket and nails, just two nails, two nails,
dangerous and he's like, can I get my nails back?
It's like whoa? Man. They're like, you just handed them out.
Kids want to look at him and touch him and
they're like yeah, yeah, here you go. He's like, all right,
now we're gonna go in this next room. And you
go in the bedroom. Oh no, not a kid tour. Yeah,
you look at the bedroom. He's got his little desk

(41:40):
there with his little glasses on everything, and the girl
in my group is walking around everywhere. She's missing, she's nosy,
nancy checking everything. Yeah, and which is great. I think
it's great. You want to look at everything. Cool, and
we keep it on her. Hey, come back over here,
come back over here. Is she part of your group?
She's part of my group to demerit, So I'm kind
of responsible for her. Please, I want to get another gig.

(42:01):
So we're in this room and he's like talking about it.
This is where you know, this is where he lived.
This is his room, and he's like, take a look around, right,
So what are the kids gonna do? Look around? And
when you say take a look around, what does that
mean to you? Walking ding? So the kids start walking around,

(42:24):
they're looking at this desk, they're looking under the bed,
they're looking over He goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I
didn't say walk around. I said look around. I'm not
gonna just look. I'm gonna walk teacher. He was like,
get back over here and just turn around and look.
Did he hit any of them? No? But I was
like it was just like whoa okay, man, like what
are parents dicking around a little bit? We're starting to laugh.

(42:46):
The parents are starting to laugh like oh my gosh, Like,
oh my gosh, hey, box one, box two, box four,
get over here. And he was like, does anybody have
any you know, I'm gonna take two questions. Can you
open it up to the media questions about this President Trump?
Is there anything in here? You guys notice that you
guys won't have a question about One kid raises his

(43:08):
hand and goes, there's a lady bug up there and
he and the guy just goes, that's not a question.
He gave him a statement. He should have said, kamma,
and what is that lady bug doing there, teach? Or
how did it get in? No, just say comma, just

(43:29):
say comed literally and goes, that's not a question. It
had to be in the form of a question. What
is his jeopardy? And I mean, I mean the parents
and the teacher. We're God is like chuckling, like, oh
my gosh, this dude is bananas right, like he is
his life and he hates these kids. Man, teacher of

(43:52):
the year. What is he called? He's a I'm sure
I don't know what his job and was gonna win
an Emmy, and so then the Humanitarian Award. Is that
the original bed? He goes, great, question, that bed is
the original bed. It's very interesting. Wait he said the
floor was the only original. Well that was another room.

(44:12):
And he goes, guys, look underneath the bed and tell
me if you notice something different about your bed. So
the kids are all starting and he goes, I didn't
say climb underneath. I said, just looksh and it's something
that they were held together by ropes. The mattresses were
held up by ropes. He goes, yeah, you have a
a mattress under there, a box spring. They held ropes.

(44:33):
He goes, all, right, next room. Wow, cool. All the
kids are gonna go check that when they get home.
Not next room. And we're like, that was we only
did one question. I thought we got two, but we
weren't gonna argue we skipped the second second. Skip the
second question, and we go into the other room. Hey, mom,
Sarah still got a question? What's your boobs? And we
go into the wife's room. The wife's room, and there's

(44:56):
a mirror on top of way. The wife has a
severn room than the guy. I guess, so bad should
have been addressed. I understand that's what we did. We
addressed it because he had this was so and so
Overton's room the wife and he goes, do you notice
He goes, you see that mirror on the top of
the dresser. He goes, can you see that mirror? But

(45:18):
if you can't see it, don't jump? What do you
not tell? Kids? Don't even say that? Right, so immediately, immediately,
howmedy kids do you think? Jumped? Right? All of them,
about half of them jump trying to see the mirror
on top of the chester drawers, and he goes, I said,

(45:41):
don't jump. At this point, he's yelling this is a
comedy show, and I mean, we're over here just like, oh,
we're just dying, like we're turning our backs. So they jump,
and we're like, man, can you tell that he loves

(46:01):
the kids? He should have been a kindergarten teacher. And wow,
there's a ruggie and someone steps out. He goes, you're
not supposed to touch the rug. Stay off of the ruck, dude.
Maybe we don't take the kids to places that could
break and a really delicate and antique and he starts
talking about how this woman she had three kids from
a previous marriage. And then her husband died Jack and
then she or she had five children from a previous marriage,

(46:24):
and then she had three with Overton. And she was
like six foot two and Overton was five six. Whoa
what was she in? And that's a lizard And we
were like, wow, that wouldn't hold up in today's society. Us,
the parents and the teacher. The kindergarten teacher gets then goes, well,
she had five kids. She was just looking for anyone
to marry lizard. So then we go up the stairs

(46:50):
and as we're going upstairs, don't touch the railing. Okay,
all right, whatever, man, But he's so mad about the jumping, right, okay.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
He's also mad about the kids because he said they
went were they not supposed to go into the bed or.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
They they weren't. They were just looked. They were jumped.
They looked around, they touched things, Yes, look around, walk
give me my nails. So we go upstairs and then
one kid raises it, I gotta go to the bathroom.
He goes, there's no bathroom in this house. That's gonna
be a problem. And the kid points and he goes

(47:19):
and there's a chair with a like a bucket underneath it.
And he goes and the guy goes, No, that's what
they use when they lived here. They don't use that anymore.
We sounds like it works for me. He goes, you're
gonna have to go back to the visitor center. Why
can't we do an example of me go in the
bathroom like they used to. This hasn't changed, this little thing.
My aunt eater. So I'm like, all right, Johnny, let's go.
I take him down. We go down the stairs, we

(47:40):
go to the bathroom, and we come back and we're
now in the kitchen. We're about to walk into the kitchen.
The house was big, Yeah, it was a big house.
And we're about to walk into the kitchen. He's like,
all right, we're gonna go in here. And we go
in there. And on the other side of the window
is another class. And what happens when kindergarteners see other
kind gardener's through the window? They put their old ring

(48:02):
on the window. Well, no, they just waving everything and hi,
and they think it's the coolest thing in the world.
And this dude, he's about to lose it, goes, is
this our first time seeing a window? Dude, he is mad. Oh,

(48:25):
he didn't expect this day to go so bad. And
so we're sitting in the kitchen where the kitchen table is,
and there's this like glass thing on the table, and
he says, oh, we got a couple of minutes. Does
anybody know this is original from back then? However many
years ago? I don't know how many years ago. This
was two hundred years, one hundred year, I don't know
how long the Overtons lived this house. He goes, anybody

(48:47):
guess what this was used for? I would say seventeen hundreds. Yeah,
pouring water. This kid raises his hand drinking water out
of it. Billy, yeah, is it for? It was a
jew bottle? He goes, what has a hole in it?
So it wouldn't have been hold been able to hold
very much juice, would it? I didn't know that, mister.
And he's like, he goes, you see the hole in

(49:07):
the bottom with that held very much juice? Okay? Cool?
So then Samantha raised, Samantha raises her hand, Samantha, Uh,
I'm gonna say a water like a water pourer. And
once again, the hole in the bottom, do you think
it would hold water? Okay. So then baby Box raised
his hand. Oh this is a proud moment for pops. Yep,

(49:29):
and he goes a candle holder, smart Terrible Guests. Baby
Box finally spoke up and got shut down. But dude
toeld them Terrible Guests was no he goes, because then
he goes, then wax would have got all on the inside.

(49:51):
I didn't know that. Just a baby, and everybody's just
I mean, we're all just like, oh my dying, dying, right.
We were on the floor, right, And so then what
do your parents have got again? So then he goes,
any adults, that's time you gotta step up. You've got
to save the day. So none of the parents raise
their hands. So I said, I got it, Come on dad,

(50:14):
and he goes, yeah, I go a hunchbox big ninety eight,
I said, I said, soil Loers podcast, and I said
a hookah. He's gonna lose it. Oh my gosh. He
goes another terrible guess. You and the kid both got

(50:36):
terrible guess.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
You hit it with the nineteen eighty hookah.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
I don't know, Adam, who should have iceed? I thought
I was. I thought it was so funny. I thought
I was being hilarious. Cure for COVID. I thought I
was being hilarious. It's what is that ibervecting the horse tranquilizer?
I don't know, tell us. It turns out it was
a bug catcher. They would fill it with honey and
they would fly in the bottom, and they had a

(51:04):
cork in the top and they would forget that they
came in the bottom, so they'd fill up on honey
and then keep trying to fly up and they would die. Yeah,
you know what the windows, mister, I'd put my hand
and catch it. That's the new bug catcher, catching it
with your hand. And he goes, all right, well, you
guys can go outside now, and that was the end
of this guy. Finally they can touch something. And that's
when they went and played with all the toys that

(51:25):
they had back in the day. And this guy was great, fantastic,
showed us how to use all the toys. And kids
are running around how with the time of their life,
and that was the end of the field tit. They
finally got out.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Of that flooring house of horrors. Dude, dude, that house
of boredom literallyd me never to go there with any
of the eggs that are in the Vanderbilt clinic.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
So then Saturday we go to a birthday party, right,
and there's one mom talking to another mom and we
come walking up. She goes, oh, he was on my
field trip. He's my field trip buddy. And she goes,
I was just telling her. She goes, I feel like
I missed out on the greatest field trip of all time.
She was telling me about grumpy Andy, and I was like,
would come, buddies, It was my field buddy. He was

(52:09):
definitely grumpy. And she was like, man, and I was like, yeah,
how about terrible guess.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
She goes, Oh, I forgot all about terrible guess cause
you were ahead.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Of the trip. Man. It was. It was the best
field trip ever. We get any parent numbers for the kids,
of course, no, no, I didn't even get any names. Man, Hey,
that was a great time, Mary Beth. Let me get
your number for the kids. For the kids. Yeah, yeah,
play dates, they play date and we play date. Just
don't add to your husband in the group days. Yeah,
we don't want him on there, you know, I mean,

(52:39):
we don't think that's weird. We're gonna take a break, Oh, man,
field trips dude, it was it was. It was one
I will never forget in my life. Man, We'll be
right back. That was good stuff. You gotta close it down.
I gotta close it down. But I just want to say,
can can you explain to me why we do something

(53:00):
with March madness? Like why Thursday and Friday do we
have games all day and then Saturday we have one game,
one game, one game and then we cram four games
at night. Explain it to me. Why why don't they
have double games like throughout the day like they do?
Like why do we only do one one, one, four?

(53:21):
And then it's like at night we cram them all together.
We don't need to stay up till eleven o'clock at night.
We could have the one late game, but it's like
they have four going on real late when they only
have one going on early. It makes no sense. Spot on.
We were able to watch Alabama and Florida, I mean
the Florida game, just you got to see the whole game.
You'd get an hour in between, then another game would start,
right Why did they between up in the morning six

(53:42):
games happened last night exactly. Yeah, And we finally got
a buzzer Beater. I didn't even eat dinner with my
kids last night because I was watching the buzzer Beater
going back and forth like, oh my gosh, Colorado's date,
Oh my gosh, Maryland. Yeah, it fantastic.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Boomer texted me said, we finally got a boater. We
finally got a beater.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
It was unbelievable. I mean, it was such an exciting
I mean, it was so exciting. And then what was
late last night? I didn't even get to see the
Florida Yukon game. I guess that was a good one.
That was middle of the day. If Florida was dominant,
Yukon made it cute, but then Florida just flexed their nuts.
The kid, the kid, Clayton is very very good. He
went from some Ionia school or something. He did well.

(54:24):
He did well. Yukon. Yeah, they're the homeless Man's team
that was in this. You can't allow them in the
Sweet sixteen. They won it two in a year a row.
That was cute. They just didn't have it. Solomon was
good other than that week team yeah, I mean I
didn't get to watch it because I was headed to
a birthday party and we're about ten minutes out from
the birthday party, when baby Box two was like, I

(54:46):
just threw up, Like what, I just threw up in
your seat? Yeah, he ain't even make a noise. Spin
it around. I'm going back home, and so we pulled over,
cleaned them up. Then we drove to the birthday party,
dropped out the president, and then we were like. I
was like, hey, Babybox, you want to stay. You don't
even know these kids, but you want to stay. It

(55:08):
was a Scuba's son who hadn't seen like a year
and a half, and I was like, you want to stay.
He's like, yeah, I'm gonna stay. I was like, I'll
come back and get you, and he goes all right.
So he goes out and plays for two minutes and
as I'm walking to the car, he comes running, Dad,
I don't want to stay. I don't want to stay.
I'm gonna go with you. And I'm like no, no, no, dude,
Like you can stay, man, I'm and he was like,
how about you just stay with me? Yeah. Other parents

(55:29):
weren't staying. No, there were, but I had to take
sick boy sick one home. Oh I didn't know the
numbers man, and he was like, I was like, I can't.
He goes, how about mom just comes back and gets
us when we're ready. I was like, well, then that
means your brother has to get back in the car
when he's sick. And so why don't you just stay
and I will drop mom off and I will come
right back. And I'm proud of him, dude, he stayed. Wow,

(55:51):
he stayed with the kids. He doesn't even like he
didn't know any other kids besides Scuba's son there, and
he stayed. He played, they played basketball, soccer, and he
had a blast. I was so proud of them. But
that's why I missed the Yukon Florida game. And what
other games were going on, I don't really know, but
I mean, whoo. But yeah, I was so mad that
they do the one one and then eight at night.
It makes no sense. Yeah, I don't think there are

(56:12):
any good ones. I mean, it seemed like it was
all spread. It was all that's all it was. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,
And then also, what's dumb Major League Baseball? Please explain
this to me? Yeah? Opening Days Thursday? No, No, the Cubs
went overseas right that Opening Day already started. Yeah, the
American Opening Days a right no, no, just just hear me out.
They played two games, they're zero to two on the season. Yep,

(56:35):
they came back and now they're playing spring training games again.
What Yeah, so you played two games that count for
the standings, then you have to go back to playing
spring training games and then you start It makes no sense.
It's so stupid. Coach and beat the Meat, Beat Back Streak.
It's back, it's back, it's back. You're an idiot.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
No, not, guys, we pre recorded and then the next day, well,
in pre record world, sure, the next.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Day it literally breaks on the site. Beat the Streak
is back for twenty twenty five. I went to the
damn website a week ago and it said it ends.
At the end of twenty twenty four. The whole thing
had been pulled, it had ghosted, it was off of
the internet, and then it was back. Made me look stupid.
That's what happens when you pre record. You have our word,
we will never pre record a podcast ever again. I

(57:22):
do not second that motion. I will not agree to that,
just like I'm not gonna say we're gonna be here
on Saturday and do you a pod and do one
on Sunday. Whenever Kansas loses, I'm not gonna get right
on and do a pod. When a pod is scheduled,
I'll do a pod. Yes, Kansas lost. I wasn't gonna
not talk about it, are you guys? Idiots? It bro
it's my life. I'm gonna talk about it like I'm
gonna avoid the fact that Kansas lost. How stupid would

(57:44):
that be? What good would that be? What good would
be for our pod to come on here and just
be like, yeah, so march madness, all right, and not
even talk about Kansas losing. I mean, duh, of course
I'm gonna talk about him losing.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
And guys, we watched so much college basketball it literally
is just a wash. Every single game blends together until
you pull up your notes. There it is, who's your
best team in the country?

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Who wins it? All right? Now? Gun to your head?
Oh ray, are you gonna shoot me? Oh gosh, there's two.
Duke Houston and Duke Cooper flag proctologist Dude Houston. They
said to Boomer Houston, Houston is a homeless man's homeless friend.

(58:25):
That team sucks. That team sucks. They won't they'll make
it a final four. What what do you mean? They suck.
What what they don't have a standout shooting? What part
of uh? There is greatzy l L J Cryer great
and Uzzy Robert's down low great. That's just a cold dude. Dude,

(58:46):
a team looks at a team that stands out. Duke
proctologist flag. They got some other guy flying his ass around. Oh,
Duke guy down low, he's like twelve feet tall. I
didn't rize he was so tall. Duke is a bad,
bad team, and they beat Taylor.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Baylor's got Edgecomb, who's going to the league, Who's a
standout guy. They made Edgecomb look like a little kid
on the playground at that field trip you were on.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Dude, Duke does look awesome. But I'm gonna tell you
who else I'm just so proud of. And it's BYU.
Because when I watched them play Kansas, and I watched
them a couple of times other games BYU this season,
I was like, that team is Final four good. They
looked awesome, And I was like, maybe it's just me
being a big twelve, Like I watched a lot of

(59:28):
Big twelve basketball because of Kansas. I mean, maybe I'm
a homer and I just think they're good because I'm
watching Big twelve, but they look phenomenal. BYU is awesome
to watch. And not only that, dude, you better get
ready because BYU is gonna be maybe the preseason number
one team going into next year. They got the number
one recruit in the nation and a top fifty recruit

(59:51):
with all these studs that they got. Now BYU's coming, Boydett,
he's a ghost Fordet was watching show. Yeah, he's their
gm Q.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
But also they think I was gonna say, brackets all busted? Yeah,
they are, every single brackets busted. What no brackets survived?

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
No, no, they're not perfect, but busted means you have
no final four teams left. Like, no, it's pretty chalky.
All the number ones are left. It's been very chalky. Yeah,
very chalky.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
As predicted, I predicted that Auburn, Auburn's gonna they guys.
They got Michigan, Michigan somehow, and m Payne is a
beast of the East to the meast, and Michigan got
by them. Michigan is gonna get housed by Auburn.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
And then whoa, whoa, hey, what's his name? Took a
knee to the hit for Auburn, though the dude with
the cool hair had maserati, maserati mazarati. He reminds me
of have you ever watched coach Carter No, the troublemaker
that quits the team then comes back and has to
do all the suicides and push ups. That's who that
guy reminds me of. I don't know his name, but
someone tell me. But crank and then he couldn't even play. Dude,

(01:00:55):
he got out to what cappens when you get hit
in the crank he got he got hit and he
goes he the free throws and he's kind of going
backwards on defense. He's like, nah, man, I can't move,
get me out of here. It is Auburn. They are
on thin ice. Michigan they're not. They'll house. Michigan should
have beat you see. San Diego should have won. You see.
San Diego was getting their butts whooped, I mean just clabbered,

(01:01:18):
and they wouldn't call a foul to save their lives.
Michigan State should have been out. New Mexico was getting
punched in the gut, the face, the eye. They were
ripping their freaking hair out. They wouldn't call a foul.
To save their lives. They want Michigan versus Michigan State.
And here's Michigan State. Hey, man, give me this story
about Jason Richardson's son. Here James Richardson goes one for twenty,

(01:01:39):
but Michigan State is still won. But that's just how
bad that quadron is. That's why I think Auburn rolls
to the final four. Well they win it all, probably not.
Here's pretty cool. Auburn's old point guard is now the
point guard for Michigan. Auburn got beat by Yale last
year in the first round. Guess who plays where Michigan
now the Yale big man. I mean, all the storylines
are adding up. Man. Who's that kid's name? What is

(01:02:01):
his name? Wolf wolf Man? Wolf Man wolf Man. Isn't
that the bigger guy? Or isn't he's the big guy? Okay? Donaldson?
I think is Donaldson's Yeppie? Yeah? Sears was terrible for Bama.
Now they I mean, I didn't see him yesterday. Was
they horribly inefficient? But I'm telling you b Yu boys,
you better want Bama better be on notice. BYU's coming.

(01:02:23):
BYU is coming. All the experts said Yale and b
Yu got the b YU right, Yale was dead wrong.
That team is bad. I mean b YU being a
six seed, way underseeded, way way and they're so good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
And guys, we predicted the Arkansas on the on the Instagram.
We predicted Arkansas for the Johnnies. It was predict We
we told you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
I told Arkansas is a bad team. They're not in
a good way. They're athletic. Who the hell do they
play Texas Tech? Yeah, they have no idea about Texas Tech.
They have those two Texas Tech. They got Culver, they shoot.
I don't know who they got Patrick Mahomes. Dude, I
haven't seen, honestly, of all the games, I haven't watched
them yet. They've been late. They throw, they shoot about

(01:03:05):
five hundred threesh they a lot of threes, a lot
of them. But they're good. They're physical, du their coach
is really good. But yeah, it's wild. It is. It
is so wild. And congratulations to Iowa. Finally you fired
that Fran McCaffrey guy who was just sitting there stealing
a paycheck. He'd been there for like eighteen years and

(01:03:25):
never been to a Sweet sixteen. How do you have
a coach at a major university that you let stay
there for eighteen years and you never made a Sweet sixteen.
Unbelievable collecting that much money. But yeah, a tournament many
the second round was phenomenal, a lot more intensity, a
lot more great games. But you say in Houston's Homeless,
you ought to be a shamed. They are so good.

(01:03:46):
I'm curious is Bones going on Saturday? Thursday? Thursday? San Francisco?
Oh gosh, he's got to be going. If he goes
to San Francisco, that's crazy. You're gonna have to fly
out there to do the show. Yeah, yeah, we'll do
it out by the bay Man. Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, man,
you guys have a great Monday. Sorry that we didn't
do a pot on Saturday like we promised, idiots, Blame

(01:04:11):
me having to take justin home on Thursday. You guys
were winning at my house, got in the car, went
to Bell's Bluff, West Side in Nashville, back north side
in Nashville. You guys lost by ten. What happened while
I was in the car, Well, I mean getting beat
by ten, I mean it was really like a three
point game. Then you got a foul with them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
You know what happened while I was on the interstate,
is what I want to know. And I want to
know because no radio station has March Madness on it.
It's all sold to Women's WNBA.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
And it's confirmed. kJ Adams did. Terror's Achilles. Who's your
guard that sucks? You? Don't? You don't like Dwan Harris,
He's terrible. He's not really a good She's a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Homeless man's point guard. I love Mayo on a sandwich.
Mayo was damn good to watch. He's your best player.
It's be all season to learn your best player, and
it's Mayo.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
I'm gonna tell you what a He came to play
the last few games. That's what we needed all season.
I don't know if he's gonna hit the portal, but
I would love to have him back if he can
come with the attitude and the shooting that he did
at these last few games. I'm all for aj Store
coming back because he was fantastic. That's what we wanted
all season. And Ryland Griffin, that dude sucked. I mean,

(01:05:22):
he came from Alabama where he was draining threes. He
didn't drain crap for us. He did. He added nothing
to Kansas basketball. So I don't know if he'll hit
the portal, but if he does, I don't want to
give a crap. Bye Seya, Bye Felicia. Bye. We gotta go,
We gotta go.