Maybe This Is Only Funny To Us

Arnold has been firing off tweets on X and we take a look back at his trolling efforts which we find hilarious. AI is ruining life at the checkout at the grocery store and Ray keeps saying once you take the toothpaste out of the tube you can't put it back in. Also Lunchbox has an update on his soccer season and one teammate is ready to walk away. 

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Huh, all right, they ask us, Oh, where's my fucking headphone?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hey, you don't have to curse like that, can you be?
I still only have one ear? Still one ear? How
in the world do we work in a building.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
My head votes are and.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Like, oh, it is so frustrating that everything was perfect
in this room and all of a sudden, now I
can only hear out of the left ear. It is
so annoying.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Your voice is also fucked up, Yeah, because.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
We did some stupid scream and also my headphones.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I told you everything is always messed up. Now, why
are you better? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm better?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
But I am jealous though, of people so I hear
my buddy was at a Dolphins game and just screaming
his ass off. But he only he's a manager at Costcos,
so so it doesn't matter. You can be horse the
next day. I'm jealous of people that can just go
yell their asses off at stuff and then not have
to record a podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, I agree with you, Like you can go to
Vegas and just get was wasted, just three sheets to
the wind, But then you gotta go to work on
Monday and you can't talk and it's not good.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
And also, my headphones are making your voice weird as hell.
Either your voice is jacked up or my headphones are
jacked up.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
How bad does my voice dound here?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I don't know that microphone sucks? Ass, it sucks now,
like it's always been what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh, I thought it was. I thought it was a
pretty good mic.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
But you don't realize. So I listen to you guys
voices for five hours and every morning. So when I
hear you guys voice in there, and then I hear
in there, this sounds like shit. Yours sounds terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Can you do yes?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Oh, yes, yes, right, thank you? What are we talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I got you?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I got you?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Well, just you're gonna start it because then I gotta
go down sad. I mean just I don't know what
to do.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Dude, These headphones sucks so bad right now?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
No, I can only hear you in my left ear.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
We talked upper management, the brass, the suits and mustaches
and the dresses, and she said that our podcast is
actually funny. She said the first ten minutes of us
complaining was interesting.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Good. Maybe they can get it fixed because we were
complaining to be funny, but we really want it fixed.
Take that number management mother.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Three engineers and one headphone is still jacked up.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, it's really weird.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
We may have to have that conversation with him again.
All right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold. Are you here?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yes, right, I'm here, rebuty for duddy.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Sir.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
You are not in the military, Sir, you are an understudy.
You are not my equal. Stand down, Okay, I submit
to you. No you don't get back. I'm gonna get
hang with Abby in the bathroom. No you won't. Not
in the girl's bathroom. You're a girl. Now get over there.

(02:52):
I'm dulling him. Dude. We're gonna do it live. Oh
the one, dude, dude, sore loser.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
What up, everybody, I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Y'all. It is Sison. I'm from the North. I'm in
Alpha Male. I live on the West side of Nashville
with Baser, my wife, and is beautiful on the west side.
Seeing that sunset, I have decided the winter sunsets are
better than the summer and spring, and on that I'll
hang up and listen. Ray over to me.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Every Wednesday night, I play co ed soccer. Oh not wrong, Bet,
I love the game of soccer. It's a lot of fun.
You go out, you have some competition, you run around,
you sweat, you compete against the other team. It's a
way to get out and get your competitive energy out.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Ray. You guys leave me on the ground. I'm gonna
be here for a couple of minutes.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Well, Ray, our soccer team came out first game of
the season and we got that w.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Messy.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, we won nine to seven, and then the next
five weeks we have proceeded to lose, lose, lose by
a lot, lose by a lot, and lose by a little.
So Wednesday night we're one in five humpday.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Man.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I look at the schedule and we are playing the
other one in five team. So I'm like, Okay, this
is our time to get back on track. This is
when we nail it down, figure it out. And I
show up and I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
And how's it going, Jason gibbles.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
You know, a couple of minutes before game time or not?
I guess A couple hours ups text and he says, oh, man, sorry,
it's been super busy at the post office today. I'm
not gonna make it. I've been unloading packages all day.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
And that makes that's Christmas, and yeah, Christmases and means
it's super busy at the post office.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I get it. So I'm scrambling. Gotta find a goalie.
You gotta find a goalie. Got to play goalie. Cool?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Can't Amazon one.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Of those, No, can't do that, But we found one.
It was Amazon Prime Special. Boom boom boom.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Went on Vanderbilt's campus.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Ray, we just started ying, we need a goalie, we
need a goalie. They're like, yeah, they're at the store.
They're called condoms. Hi, how are you?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh, we call them gloves. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
So we get there, we show up, We're ready, We're
all there. Here we go and one of the girls
got a pub or brewery to sponsor us, so we
now have jerseys.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I was thinking the other direction. Free alcohol.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Well that also if we go there, we can get
some free beers.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh two for one, like every bar.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
No, no, no, no no. They were like, they'll definitely give
you some beers. Just tell them you're on the team.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, either I'll take a pint ay ay maybe.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
So we get out there and we fall down to nothing.
I'm like, you've got to be kidding me. I don't
know what the problem is. Then we get one back,
two to one. Here we go tied up two to two.
Come on, new goalie. Then they score again. I mean
literally thirty seconds after we score they score. So it's

(06:23):
three to two.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
What's your problem, new goalie.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
So we go to the half three to two down,
and I'm.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Like, guys, listen, all right, guys a shower together. No,
I didn't say anything about hit the showers. I said, hey, guys,
we got to do a better job of marking up.
They got any showers at this park.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
We're all chasing the ball. We're all chasing the ball
like whenever they pass it, three of you guys are
running to the ball.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
You're coaching their asses.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
I'm trying, man, It is awkward. It is awkward because weird.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I mean, we're at the age yet you're not an
elder to give them that kind of advice.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
You're right, You're right, Maybe that's maybe that's annoying.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
It'd be like be coaching you on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Well, what would you like to see me do different?
Get a new mic, get a new voice, yes, get
new headphones. But all right, it's okay, it's okay. Come out.
Second half we score three three. Whoa, here we go.
Didn't see that one on Sports Center? No, immediately they
score four to three. Then on a corner kick, we

(07:27):
don't mark up. They score again five to three.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Come on, mark up, you little up. Okay?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Then they score again six ' three. All right, coming
back from here we go. Then I get a corner
kick and I point like I'm gonna pass it back.
They go, watch drop, watch drop, and I kick it
right across the goal. Our girl boom. Audrey kicks it in.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's a vet move. The trickeration, Yeah, six ' four.
You used to do it all the time about Cony.
Hey kid, point left, go right right me, I hit
you with me.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Then Audre she hits it again. Ninety six ' five.
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Upper ninety messy kick bucket. Beckett bend it like.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah, where the two poles meet right there in that
corners put it right.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
There right and I'm two sangle.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Then James puts it in. It's six six holy, here
we go.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yes, I'm on the edge of my seat. Why have
the whole seat when you only need the edge.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
I don't know why that saying is, and I don't
understand it every time you say it. But anyway, then
James again, seven six us.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh, that's said back in, son of a bitch.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
We got this, Oh, come on team.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Forty five seconds later they score seven to seven.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
We're leaking.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
A minute later they score eight to seven.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
You guys leak like a bad roof.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
And then we decided to not mark and give him
a two on one with the goalie, and they score
again nine to seven.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
So we went two on one. After the game, Come on, Sarah.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
So we lost nine to seven.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Man, that's high scoring, new goalie. It's on him.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
But it's indoor. It's real quick, small field. The goalies
can even shoot because they're close enough. Like it's not
that far. That is close.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, because then hockey, i'll see a goalie score and
it's rare.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Ye right then, but this Yeah. And so after the game,
I say, I tell James, hey, man, don't worry about
smiling him. He goes, I smile when we win.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, I'm hanging up my jockstrap, guys, And I said,
it's all right, dude, and it's one game and he goes,
I'm tired of losing you tired of the bond we started, James.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
I said, James, it's all right, dude, it's all right.
He goes, I don't. I said, don't you quit on me.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
And he goes, We'll see come on, squeeze my cheek.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
So I have a feeling James is not going to
sign up again. I feel like this is James's last
season with the team.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
James, don't kiss it tell And I.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Was like, dang man, like James, it's we're having a
bad season. We've had like three bad seasons in a row.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Was it me or you, James?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Because losing does get old. And I'm like, hey, man,
don't where. He goes, I'll see you guys later. And
I was like all right. And then some girl asked
Audrey ask him, hey, so, what's the wedding date. I'm like,
wait a minute, you got engaged. He's like, oh yeah,
Black Friday dude in front of Gioda's Park got down

(10:25):
on one knee and proposed. I'm like, well, congratulations. And
that was the first I'd seen James smile all night.
And then later, I was like, congrats, dude. He's like
thanks man. He goes, yeah, I'm really excited about the wedding.
But you know what I'm not excited about. I'm like
what he goes losing every week. I'm like, okay, I
get it. So our team is in shambles.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Dude. Sorry if I droke text you later, James.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
No, I did I tell you.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
You did a group text all shit face?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
No, no, no, no, no. I love you guys. I
didn't group text, showers war. I individual text James. See,
and maybe this is where I'm too much.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
How have I met this Never met this m effort?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I don't know. He works at U Dix.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Dude. I always introduce you guys to my friends. Never
met James. Never met ups box guy.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Well ups guy. He he works, He lives like forty
five minutes away. He drives like forty five minutes to
play soccer.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Sounds like me in the country.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
So maybe I should just let James be, let him
go home, let him be sad about the loss. But
me trying to be the rallier, the guy that brings
us together. Right I get home, it's like ten thirty, right, honey,
and I'm getting ready for bed. I'm like, you know what,

(11:58):
I should probably send, like encouragement text but.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
On that white thing with a lot of lace.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
No, no, I didn't say that. I didn't say that,
So I texted James.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Again, dude, let it be. I'm trying to sound like
a lover, not a scorned lover. But you sound like
you're still trying. He's playing hard to get her. He's
done and you're still going after it, right, Yeah, you
sound desperate. Well, hey man, here's a soccer ball gift.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I texted him and I said, dude, congrats again on
the engagement.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
If you would have texted me that, I'd have deleted it.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
You delete all text, so it doesn't mean anything to me. Yeah,
but I said, dude, congrats on the engagement. I know
it sucks to losing every week. Tonight was at least competitive.
We'll get it back next week. Don't give up on us.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
No laugh track needed on that.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Ten thirty two pm. Oh timeline, James still henr.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Replo, don't give up on a kizzy face.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I don't know if he's done. If he's just hadn't
seen the text.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
It could be a justin thing. Sometimes he gets in
a hospital shift. Dude, I don't see him. He doesn't
break cover for twelve hours.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
I mean, is Christmas isn't at Dix. So maybe he's
not able to respond, but I would assume he would
have seen it last night, responded real quick. Or he's
just like, why doesn't this leave me alone? Am I
too overbearing?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Does he really work at dis Yeah, dude, you gotta
be careful you do an actual spelling error. How's dick?
That was my How's dick? It's like it wasn't funny.
I don't know you tried. I will give you an
E for effort, dude. The new iPhone or I don't
know what it is. I spelled you all the time.

(14:08):
I gotta look over messages three times now. It just
puts the F word. It doesn't say duck anymore.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Oh really, because it always says duck when you try
to type a out F.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
I can never spell anything right.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, but yeah, that's the thing. That's an update on
the soccer team, dude, it's been a wow. It's a
down season and I am uh. It was like Wednesday
night we were allergic to covering people like we we
decided we were just not gonna mark up all of
a sudden.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
That's a lazy team.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Oh, it was a lazy performance.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
See, I'm not a fan of that. If I don't
see a kid hustling, I've been watching Boomers teams. Dude,
I'm threatened to turn off the game.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, like Chucky, it's supposed to be our goal scorer.
He didn't give two shits Wednesday night.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Chucky, you don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
No. Chucky's effort level would I would say, was ah
between zero and ten. He was probably a two.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Did he come drunk maybe?

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Or high? I don't know. He comes high a lot.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
You're yelling at a high guy.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, yeah, Chucky. You know, he gets in his head space,
so he smokes a little bit, and then he comes
and plays, and then he just doesn't really do much.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
While you're straight edge giving him speeches.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
I'm trying to give halftime speeches like hey, hey, good
job out there, good defense, you know what I mean.
Like and maybe they don't like my speeches.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Hey, how are you guys on gatorade? What's your supply?
I don't know what you got a guinness?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
And last night we did take a team photo.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh please post this looks like a prison photo, and it.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Says because we got green jerseys now, and the goaliees
wearing red. And someone said, we're so festive. Next person,
so festive. Then she said, oh, I didn't see that,
you'd already said that. Ha ha ha wow.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Great girl for inner squad.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Then another girl goes, I thought you were just agreeing
and I and she said I totally was, and then
I said so festive, kinky, and then ha ha ha ha.
James didn't reply of those texts either.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
So the joke is, you guys just repeat the same
thing five times.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Well I did it because they did it an accident.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
What office humor?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
But ups he responded, and he said, hell, yeah, look
at that awesome team. I'm aren't you, Joe? But still
nothing from James.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Was he kidding though, because you guys aren't an awesome team.
He was like being sarcastic, a dick.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
He was taking a dig. He probably saw the score
from you know, Wednesday night and was like, damn they
lost again, dude.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
This could be a documentary, not testing because it's so shitty.
It's such bad soccer, but there needs to be some
sort like there needs to be it might end with
your retirement.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Though, No, no, no, And here's the thing, it's not like
we're terrible.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
You are.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Though we lost by two goals.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
You got you hanging on for dear life. A guy
drives four five minutes to play soccer. Dude, if there
was a soccer game playing at my apartment complex, I
wouldn't even go watch it, much less drive forty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Okay, do you want to bash on anybody else on
my team?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
I don't even know them. I'm bashing on people I've
never met because you hide some of your friends from us. James.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
You want to talk about James how he doesn't even
want to play anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
One time you randomly met introduced us to your soccer
friends at Chewy's.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, and we're like, who the fuck are these people?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
And then I met the one dude that gets drunk
on broad Sean and walks to your house.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Sean likes a party.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
But no, there's ups guy, there's Sarah, there's James, yeah, all.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
These But yeah, that's that's the If anybody's wondering what's
going on in soccer world, that's it.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Have I introduced you to my people? Muffy? Uh?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yes, boomer, I don't want to well yes, uh Justin? Yes,
Well now okay, did I introduce you to hold On?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Hold On? Hold on?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Justin was an accidental introduction.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
He came to the muni no you.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
We were playing golf and you were like, I'm done,
I'm only playing nine. And I was like, well, I
was gonna play eighteen. You're like, I'm done at nine.
I'm not gonna play anymore. Then you get this call
on your phone and you're like, Justin, where are you?
And he goes, dude, I just pulled up to the
local muni. Where are you? And he goes, I'm here

(18:21):
up and you said you're here, Justine, and he goes, yeah,
I'm gonna play nine. And you go, I'm gonna play
nine with you, and I'm like, wait a minute, yeah,
Like literally, I just said I'm gonna play another nine
and you said you were done, and you're like, well,
I guess you're gonna meet Justin so here. And then

(18:42):
here's the best part of the whole story. I don't
know if I ever told this part is me and
Ray were sharing a cart when Justin walked up. Ray
jumped out of his cart and got Justin's you guys.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Want to triple up in a car?

Speaker 2 (18:56):
No, you're gonna roll with me.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
We gotta go to commercially by this story.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, so that's how I met justice.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Respectful story to Justin.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, but the soccer team weren't shambles and we'll be
right back.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Ray. We can read them until they're not funny anymore.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
I still do. I don't know if anybody else found
them funny. Ray, I found them funny. So that's all
that matters. All right, Go to the Twitter, Ray, who
did you respond to?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
I got them all right here. So this is people that,
for whatever reason, it just shows up in our sore
loser's feet. I don't follow any of these people, but
X makes me see them. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
And the fact that you call it X, I'm so impressed.
I still say Twitter when I'm saying things, and I'm like,
it's not Twitter.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
So THEO video editor says, how do you deal with
self doubt? And we said, Arnold doubts his career path
as an intern Daily. Hey, Hey, the guy's name is
Faluso Ali tips on becoming more confident question Mark. He replied,

(20:00):
Arnold is a Rosie palm guy. Flossy Filet replied, Hunh
Barrick on X goes fools talk, cowards are silent, but
wise men question Mark listen, and we responded Arnold is
a silent assassin, except that one time he had the hiccups.

(20:20):
Sore loser show is be yourself good advice, Sobin Samuel
asked all his followers, and we go Arnold's mantras, beat yourself. Hey,
these guys are great.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Brandon Lobo mf's on Twitter, be like, are you breathing?
Arnold is not?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Spit it out.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
I'm trying it is too funny, he says. Brandon Lomo says,
m f's on Twitter, be like, are you breathing? You replied,
Arnold is not.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I haven't even finished it though.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Okay, I'm gonna try it when we're dying from the top.
Brandon Lomo says, yeah. Mv's on Twitter be like, are
you breathing?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
You?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Put Arnold is not. He has passed, Thanks, and Brandon
Lobo went.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
What shift shift me? A con goes money can solve
any problem? Do you agree with me? And we go yep.
One time Arnold robbed our program director for twenty dollars
at Sorelars your show. Oh my god, some of these

(21:53):
aren't hilarious. You just take him or leave it. Ancient
Mastery goes cold. Take winner is the best season? We
Arnold Blake Summer Solstice at Sore Losers Show.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Mel med Bell, If you had the power to change
one thing about the world, what would it be, replied
get Arnold to marry himself? Med Bell replied, bro three
laughing emojis.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I got a couple more. Why are they so damn funny?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Oh my god, I'm loving so hard.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Kate, this is Kate, Nicole, no idea? Why it shows
up in our feet again? She goes, something I realized today.
You can't speed run success. We go correct, that's why
Arnold still isn't successful. In an intern at Sore Losers show.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Hey Filosco filet again. Tips for eating more healthy food?
Reply small bites, and he replied. He relied nice because
I always tell my kids take small bites because I
don't want him to choke on food. So I'm like

(23:04):
small bites, small bites.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
So there you go.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Oh my god, you got more. This is too fun.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Colin Ribby cold showers or ice bats? We go Arnold
takes hot showers and bathes in a swimsuit. Thanks at
sore losers show? Why are they?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I mean this.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Uh talk to underscore communications. No idea who this is?
But he shows up in our feed? Where do you
use X web or app? And we go on the
toilet Mark, Mark Wadsley. If I gave you a million dollars,

(23:44):
how much of it would you give away? We go
a million on a tim game parlay. Dude, Hey, X
keep putting them in our feed. We're gonna keep blasting
these fuls.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
I mean, I don't know why I think that is
so funny.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Well, now that I saw that, you started doing them,
and yours are just as funny to me, So it's
motivated me.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Every morning now I punch in ten before the big
show starts.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Big so like us reading them back? Like are people
in their car? Are they sitting at their desk laughing
with us? Are we the only ones that find this funny?

Speaker 1 (24:19):
I don't know. I think you have to do what
you find funny. We're not gonna make every truck driver
laugh and the tugboaters.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
I mean, I don't even know if lawyers have sense
of humors.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
They no they don't. But the tugboaters, dude, honestly, what
are they I just saw one driving down the river
the other day. They're on only fans, dude. Those ships
are simple. There's no boats right now in the river.
It's cold as balls out. Yeah, so they don't have
to do anything. It's just on an autopilot. Oh make
a left turn. Oh here's a straight neck. And they
go so slow they probably end up still going fast.

(24:51):
But dude, that job is cake. Let us know, tugboaters.
If it is hard, sorry, if it.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Is got to worry about, like where it gets shallow deep?
Is there like a piece of wood in the water
that you gotta avoid. I don't know how that works.
If that boat can run it over.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
You know what's bad asses When they're coming down the
river at night and they got the big ut lights on. Dude,
they come right through my apartment. That's cool, dude, it's
bad ass. So, I mean, I don't know. If they
got binoculars on it, they can see right into my apartment.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Otherwise they'll run over shit.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I didn't even think about that. Yeah, I didn't think
about the nighttime driving.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Dude. That's why I always talk about tugboats. They're a
daily part of my life. I see them every damn day.
There's at least five that go up and down the Cumberland,
one going one way, one carrying cole, one carrying wood doors,
one carrying probably dead bodies.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Well, I found it funny. I find the segment funny.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
And I don't know she made it, just create her
own first segment and we might have text from Arnold,
tweets from from Arnold, tweets from Arnold's EP for it's
X right, Well, yeah, exactly what do you say? X?

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Is from Arnold? Like, That's what I'm saying, Like, do
you tweet or do you X?

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (26:03):
That's why do you send an X?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Don't get me started out how dumb our society is.
But yes, the microcosm of it is the Twitter app
and how it switched names and now we're supposed to
just call it X.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Well, tell me about how society is stupid. I was
going to go into some else, but I want to
hear this.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
The stuff we're going with AI. Now there's AI on
that are doing the TV news. There's AI pictures, dude.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
There's AI models.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
I get the AI at a fast food or the
AI checking you out of the groce store. That stuff
makes sense, No, I hate taking it to a place
where you can't put the toothpaste back in the toothpaste tube.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
I hate the AI at checkout. I hate the self
checkout because ninety people don't know how to check out groceries,
and so the line is super long, and you still
have to have a cat. Someone come over and be like, oh, here,
let me help you with that. So why not just
have them behind a damn register and let me check
out my groceries at the register. I f and hate
the self checkout.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
The AI at Walmart, Dude, even work so there wasn't
a limit, didn't say hey, only fifteen things here. People
just get in with full cart. Dane, Dan, Dan, So
we get in with a full cart. Well, guess what
when you scan it, it has to check the weight.
There's not enough space to put all your groceries on
the thing. So I'm sitting there holding it. It's falling over.
Bay's putting stuff through it. Dude. Me and Bay were
working a till for twenty minutes, scanning all our shit.

(27:21):
The other line was very long. This would have still
been the best option. But dude, I'm keeping it on
there so it doesn't start making up. Eh. An item
has been removed, please place it back. You should put
a sign that says max fifteen items. Guys, if you
have a full shopping cart, you cannot go through self checkout.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
It is so annoying when you put stuff in the
bagging area and then okay, I need to move something
else over there. I got all this stuff, but now
I have a gallon of milk. I need to put
the gallon of milk somewhere, so I moved the bag.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Item has been removed from the bagging area. Item has
been removed from the bagging area. Well, ges, no crap,
because usually when the bag is full, you know what
you do. You put it in your shopping cart. It's
not that hard. But no, they because there's no one
there to watch, you have to leave it all on
the thing. And you're right, it's so annoying.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
And then non ai though, is actually equally as bad.
I go, so I go into the publics and I
guess they want you to purchase stuff in bulk. A
twenty pack of water, slam it, take it, thanks, twenty
pack of beer take it racket, you slam it. I'll
go down the aisle where they only sell individuals, so
I'll get four t's, four aquafinas for sni's.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
That seems like a stupid waste of time.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
It I don't know. I just pick them one by one,
four of the there's all these different flavors of liquid water,
so it's like of liquid death boom, the peach ones
for those for the Arnold Palmers, armless Palmers. So, dude,
I have a cart of thirty drinks that are all
individual I go up to the dude doing the till
and every he starts doing one, two, three. By the

(28:50):
time he's at ten, dude, he was ready to cut
my head off. Well, hey, put a sign that says
don't get these individually or don't sell them individually. If
it's an option, and I chose that option. I don't
need your till guy groaning every dude and he's throwing
them through. Thanks buddy, I appreciate the non carbonation in

(29:14):
the pop. And then he's got a bag each one
individually because it's not in a pack. Oh yeah, and
I hate when they're uh so what sirt? Your ile
allowed it? So at the checkout. I'm not allowed to
get individual drinks, so you're just gonna keep huffing and
puffing everyone that you scan. Cool. Great, thanks, I'm gonna
tell your manager thanks.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
It is kind of annoying when you had to sit there.
I don't know why they don't just me like, all right,
those are four t's type in the number four skin
at once and it couts four times. That's an AI thing.
That would speed it up. Well, you can do that
as a cashier, like when I worked at Sam's. If
they I when I did work the cashier, you would
have the little gun and they would pull up with

(29:54):
a flatbed full of stuff, and realistically we were supposed
to pull another flatbed and touch them face to face
like junk to junk, you know, and we were supposed
to say every single thing off the flatbed, scan it,
and move it to the other flatbed. It takes a
long time, and so when you got long lines sometimes
you're just like all right, and they'll tell you, oh,

(30:15):
we got four gatorades, so you scan it once type.
The number four room moves a lot quicker. I don't
know why we.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Don't do that. That would speed it up. Yeah, the
number of it.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
But then the problem is sometimes you miss it, like
you don't count right, and you just send them on
their way and they get free. That's why you have
to transfer every single one. I understand that.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
But the business model it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Actually, no, it actually does.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Ask Garrett he'll know.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, Garrett has a lot. I mean they lose like
a million dollars in merchandise every year.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Does he work at a TV Yeah? I tell Beazer
how amazing it wasn't sorcery store ever, It really was
just because it was what I mean. So you'd have
a nut aisle, you'd had every sort of nut you
could ever imagine.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Yeah, arnold nut, ray nut, lunch box nut.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Then they have the meat aisle, all come meat, sausage,
port missiles, all that Locer meat, yeah, Sodo meat. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
They were slapping meats together at the Cowboys game last weekend.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
It was pretty ugly the Facebook.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, I saw him post video and Locer and Soda
hammered cheering on the Cowboys thinking they're the greatest team
in the world, and.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
It's like we united you guys, thanks for the shout outs.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, I mean it's pretty cool to see it, is
I do. Let me tell you, it is pretty cool
to see people that have met at convention one and
two doing stuff together throughout the year, traveling to each
other's states and having parties.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
It did suck, even though I had alcohol poisoning and
almost couldn't fly back to Nashville when the weekend ended,
because I mean, you started those connections where we almost
started to have inside jokes where we already kind of
knew how the other person bet we knew kind of
had to rib each other a little bit. Remember that
one time I went and with that Roulette kid and
he was an expert, and then he ended up losing
like six hundred.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah, he told you I have a system, and you
were like, oh, I love systems. If you have a
system that can't lose on really let me go.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
He told me it was a ninety seven percent success rate.
No dude loss six. The only thing I couldn't hit
was a twelve and a two. Let's say dude lost
six hundred dollars about ten minutes and he goes, dude,
I've never seen it hit twelve as many times.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
And you come back and you go you came back,
and you're like, well, the system was down six hundred.
The systems down six.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Hundred, But I would have loved to have tested that
system at another casino the next day. So that's good
that these people continue their relationships other cities states.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
It is nice to see. Now I wonder, tall guy
is he coming.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
So we've seen him actually evolve. So at first he
was like, hey, man, voice is gone.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah, boys, put you on my shoulders.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
You don't pay you twenty dollars to put rack you
up here? Man, No, bro, you're not gonna carry me in.
You're man, You're short. Did I rack you? We saw
him go from that too. We met his kids.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
He met his kids, which was.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
And he was he I think he was obviously still drinking,
but he was at a more controlled rate. He was
more enjoyable to be around.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
No, no, he was enjoyed. I thought he was enjoyed
every time, like the first time dude died. They I
thought he was so awesome. Both he brought the party.
He came with energy. He brought energy to the convention.
And then the next year he was like, hey, you
want to do a shot? He was like, actually, I
gotta go take my kid to the pool. I'll be
back in an hour and I'm like, you brought your kid? Hilarious.

(33:21):
So he was partying hard, sneaking up onto the roof
of Resorts World with Miguel, and then an hour later
he's down at the pool with this kid here, you
want your floaties?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Who is the kid that was so drunk? Didn't he say?
He like went home on the train tracks and then
ended up getting an uber because he thought it was
a closer walk.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
That was That was That was Buddy Glass.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
That was a great story, dude.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
He tried to walk from the casino because he was like,
he was worried about getting in the uber because he
thought he was gonna throw up.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
So he thought, hey, I'm gonna walk back to Resorts
World and he started walking.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Was this convention CC won or CC This.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Was convention too, Coaches Convention two.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
And we're on that. We're about to have CC three.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
We're about to have Coaches Convention three, Nashville edition. Yeah,
sore Losers dot com. So he was so drunk, shameless plug.
I saw him walking down the street. Damn, you drove
buying an uber? Yes, And my wife was like, wasn't
that dude At the convention, and I'm like, there goes buddy.
I mean, he's sad about the Bills losing the Chiefs again.

(34:24):
But I didn't know he'd just walk off and then
I see him later and it's ends up. He was
trying to walk back and then he got to a
railroad track and took a right and went down the
railroad track some and was completely lost and had to
call an uber.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I told you South Beach he would punish himself. So
if he lost his bets, he would go until he
didn't have any money. Some people always say, oh, I've
got a limit. I only lose two hundred. Oh I
only lose five hundred. South Beach's limit is where he
didn't have any more money in his pockets. And then
his punishment was he would walk to the airport from
Caesar's Blaggio Aria. What dude, He did it multiple times.

(35:00):
That's like how.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
He would punish himself.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, for losing bets. Dude is the greatest when it
comes to gambling. The multiple occasions. I never did it
with him, but he did say it was pretty brutal.
It's had to be hours, right.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Oh, it had to be at least an hour can
you imagine, Like, Okay, I understand losing money and being pissed,
like it has to be annoying and frustrating. You lose money,
you're not a good mood. But compound that with walking
to the damn airport. How pissed you're gonna be. You're
gonna be so sweaty and disgusting.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah. Well, he looked at it as that's how he's
gonna learn from his mistakes. And then the next time,
I'm not gonna bet like that. I'm not gonna do
a random roulette table where the minimums are one hundred dollars.
So he would take that from it and apply it
to his next trip.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah. One of the first times Baser met him, he
rode a bus from San Diego at the time, I
want to say to Vegas. And then on Sunday we're
all catching a flight. Hey, man, you want to roll?
I didn't tell Bay we rolled the bus. Hey, babe, Southeast,
you roll with us too. Let's hit their hit the airport? Man,
what times your flight? We can do the same cap
I took a bus Basis, Hey, Bazil goes. Was he

(36:14):
being funny or did he really take a bus from
San Diego. No, no, that's what he does for twenty dollars.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Hey, I don't hate it.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Let's be fun.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
It's pretty funny. It's in it's genius. Like it's like
Forrest the one time he wanted to go to Woodstock.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Right, these are random stories, but I like him.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
He wanted to go to Woodstock ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Bro Right, Hey, kid, I'll go with you.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
We graduated hight you know what, We're gonna take a
break and I'm gonna tell you the story because this
story's gonna be long and it's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Kid, Do you care if I roll with?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Hey? He was on the trip Stock Keith was there,
and we'll tell you all about him right after this.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
It's me and one girl in three cups.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
No, so, Forest and I graduated class in ninety nine
Anderson High School, Austin, Texas, and we decided to go
on a baseball trip. It was me Forrest, Robin, who's Forest,
little brother Forrest dad and no teeth.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Keith. Kid, Let's go to Chicago. There's two teams there,
one city.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
And he was like, okay, I want to go to
Woodstock ninety nine. So he had made plans with these
other group of people to go to Woodstock in New York,
and so he was going to go after our trip
was over. The baseball trip, and we drove to Houston
to Arlington to Saint Louis to Cincinnati to Chicago to Milwaukee,

(37:50):
back to Chicago, and watched seven baseball games in seven days.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Had the same plan in high school, never did it.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
It was our second trip of such an adventure.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Kid lets him bark.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
And so he was like, I want to go to Woodstock,
and everybody starts canceling on him because no one's gonna know.
No parent is letting their kid go to Woodstock. Ninety nine.
So we were at my grandma's house in Chicago, my
mom's mom, and when Forrest's mom is on the phone

(38:27):
and says, I'm not going to let you go. You're
not going to Woodstock, Forrest loses his shit.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Calm down, kid.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
And Keith is kid, it's okay, you know, kid, I
know you really want to go.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
But you'll always remember your first But.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Your mom, you know your mom doesn't want you to go,
and you know, sometimes you just have to. And he's
like no, f this storms out of grandma's house in
Chicago suburb of it's called Markham, not the nicest therey
of Illinois. It's the south side of Chicago, okay, south side.

(39:04):
And he just storms off, dude.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Out gone get back here.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Kid, he's never been to grandma's house.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Never back here, you motherucker.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
And he decides this walk and walk and he's gone
for an hour. He's gone for two hours, and we're like, okay.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Kid, I'll stare at you all the playgrounds.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
All of a sudden we get a call at my
grandma's it's Forrest's mom. Forrest is lost. He went walking
out of the house in Markham and walked for two hours.
But he had no idea how to get back. So
he had to use this is back in the day.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Kid, what kind of landmarks are you seeing?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
So he had to use a payphone to call his
mom in a His mom and Austin had to write
down some stuff he was by. She had to call
my grandma's house. We had to go find Forrest.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Do you see the green river? Swee wow?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
And we get him back to the house and his
dad's like, you really want to go to Woodstock? He goes, yes,
I want to go to Woodstock.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Get in the car, kid, if you've been shot.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
So the next morning we drove to the Greyhound station
in Chicago and we dropped Forest off and he went
to Woodstock ninety nine in New York.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Pluss is heading out.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Hurry and get over there.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Kid. Here, take this grilled cheese sandwich I made for
you this morning. Remember righty, lucy lucy tidy kid. If
they see a tent, pitch it. Kid, always stay till
the closer. One time I sell the Beatles, have fun

(41:03):
it would he stocked.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
He went.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
He went to Woodstock. No, no, he had nothing. Man,
he had clothes and a bag and some money. He's
still alive, and that is it. Bro. Everybody else canceled him.
So he went by himself.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Sometimes you want to do stuff that bad.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Hey. He went to Woodstock ninety nine. Two days in.
He was out of money. Bro was out of money
in two days. Coachure like he's in New York without
any money. And he said it was miserable. He said
it was awesome for the first two days, and then
it was miserable because he had no trying to get home,

(41:49):
trying to get home, trying to eat, trying to survive.
But he did it. Man, that dude went to Woodstock.
Buy him damnself on a Greyhounds.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Find a prairie dog hole and shit in it. Get
yourself a gunny sack. Here's one quarter. Buy yourself a
Coca Cola.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Kid, that's a hell of a story. Solo mission sometimes
I did solo mission at Tunica. I'm about to do
a solo mission in Costa Rica. If Bazer turns me
down one more time, what do you mean she doesn't
want to go?

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Why didn't you want to go?

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Just because she's more of an all inclusive resort. You
go to a place where they have their food there,
their security. Costa Rica is kind of a wild West.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Is it safe to go right now?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah, it's always safe. But there's the all inclusive resorts
in Costa Rica are really expensive. They're not your Bahamas
or your Turks Aruba. Aruba is expensive. Uh, that's another
one oh coast to my Dominican Republic. You can get
some really good deals on those Costa Rica. You pretty

(42:58):
much got to go live in a hostile or a
nicer hotel, and then you gotta get your food on
your own. Baser's not down with that because I told
her we had to speak a little Spanish. You gotta
pay with colonees, you got to ride the local bus, oh,
which is what I loved when I lived there for
a summer. But she's not down with that. So I
told her, maybe I go solo mission like Woodstock in
ninety nine. Kid, Forest did it.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Sometimes you have that sense of adventure and hats off
to Forest. And I would have gone with him. I
would have left the baseball trip to go with him.
But I didn't give a cram about music, so I
didn't care.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
You've never heard the Great Pearls.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
I was like, that doesn't sound fun to me, and
it sounds like it was miserable.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Can't wait?

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Do you hear him tickle the ivories? It'll be a
life changing experience.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
No, but you don't know what he did say, kid,
that's just beautiful. He followed his soul, his soul, he kid,
he wanted to go so bad that he was willing
to go by himself. Now that that is doing something,
because you really that you love it?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Now, where where is your soul taking you? Lunchbot?

Speaker 2 (44:02):
And he was like, that's just beautiful, kid. I love
a kid with passion like that. I just love that.
I love the passion. And you could tell, kid, he
was passionate.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
He's gonna be somebody someday. Kid, what is he?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
He's Forrest, he's working man.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Chess Day's Forest, the dude that lifts.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I was this many days old when I realized Forest
was chess Day.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Wow, that's all your mind.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah, he's the one that wouldn't get on the mic.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Yeah, yeah, he yeah, he was. He was excited. He
already hit me up and he's like, dude, Christmas, we
doing a pod And I was like, bro, we are
not coming to Austin for the holidays. And he was
like respect.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
He's been working on it all along.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
He's been he's been practicing. He probably got a mic
for his house and he's been like practicing getting upon
and he's been writing his takes out from all year.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
He calls people and make sure that his mouse is
right on the phone. For the last year. I've been practicing.
And hey, when we come back, it's bull season. It's
bulle is in.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
I mean's a bunch of shitty bowl.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Here.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Man passes over.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
What are you doing? I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I've heard the sounds from the movies.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Tickets to break?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
What just happened? Dude? Listen? Oh, great Bazer asked to
start paying insurance for a company. And it's two hundred
a month. Where the hell is that gonna come from?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Oh, she gotta pay for health insurance?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
I guess. Back to bowls. The only ones that matter
the ones on January first, January eighth, December twenty ninth,
December thirtieth, and January first, go over. I don't understand
the new year six Ohio State, MISSOI, Penn State, Ole,
Miss Georgia, Fas State, Liberty, Oregon, Alabama, Michigan, Texas, Washington,

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and it all culminates Monday, January eighth, the College Football
National Championship presented by AT and T TBD V TBD
in Houston. Other than that, what games are you gonna
break down over to you?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Dude? I don't know. There's games tomorrow that I'm like,
I don't even know what these bulls are. Let's just
go over the bowl names. Okay, you got Georgia Southern
versus Ohio, and the Murder Beach Bowl.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
See that one would be good to go to you
can get some fun in the sun.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Right, that's a good location.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Yeah, some bruising babes.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Legit bowl.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
See Little December.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Jacksonville State versus Louisiana in the New Orleans Bowl. That one.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Also, you got Beale Street. You're rocking there. Maybe you
can squeeze in a little Zion Williamson.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Good point. Miami of Ohio versus app State, the Avocados
from Mexico Cure Bowl.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Did we get a state or city? It's in oh
It's in Orlando.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
That's legit.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Go to Disney Man here there you go. So that
are are we realizing they're kind of playing in these
bowls around cool cities. You don't see one in Detroit.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
There is the Motor City Bowl.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
I'm sorry guys. Yeah, people are going to that.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Uh New Mexico State versus Fresno State.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
In the in Mexico City.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
No, it's the is A Letta is a is Letta
is a Letta is Aletta New Mexico Bowl. So they're
playing that in Albuquerque. We got some friends from Albuquerque.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
We got listeners.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah, I don't know if that's the most exciting one.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
That's Bones's favorite breakfast He had in Albuquerque.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Then it's uh, Ucla Boise State in the Stark Go
Brands LA Bowl.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
It's in Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Yeah, no shit, yeah, Sofi Stadium. So Ucla don't even
get to go anywhere for their bowl. They just drive
down the street.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
I'm notating that one. I actually may watch that one. Uh.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
And then California versus Tech in the Raid Aunts Technologies
Independence Bowl in Shreveport, Louisiana. Oh god, that sounds terrible.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
And are those all this weekend? Yeah, it's all Saturday, man,
So we're loaded on Saturday with games. Yeah, and you
got NFL tomorrow, man, I got NFL on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Yeah. Now that the regular season of college is.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Over, the coaches weekend this weekend.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
No, this is regular season, man.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
That's usually when they start having games on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
No.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
No, no, they do it when college season ends because
it is bad. I mean, I don't know, but yeah,
both says and Bud.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
I like that we have NFL Saturday and Sunday. It's bet.
I loved the Army Navy. It really did.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
It's really cool, really cool.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
It was cool. But it was the only game on
I needed a little bit more football. That's why Jay
ended up betting a six and a half line, hanging
it on balls, losing it during a tornado none less
a nat or no no.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
If it was six and a half, they covered.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Man.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Then he had the other one. He had six and
a half. The score was seven. So whichever one he had,
he lost. Oh so that he had Kentucky lost whichever
one it was by point five. I's so say, we
all just did shots, and no less than ten seconds
after that. I've already told this. The shots hit us,
the cable went blacked out and went tornado coverage, and

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he looks at his phone and saw he lost by
a hook oh ten seconds after the greed shot.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Damn man, And then.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
He starts feeling like shit, that's terrible. Then the shot
hits you and you're start to flout it. Poor dude,
that was back at work.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Oh yeah, damn.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
But yeah, we got a Christmas party already, this Sunday
family Christmas party. Who's never met her? It's Beazer's cousins.
But they live a mile from us.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Wait, so they live a mile from me, and you
don't introduce me to your people I've never met.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
It's introduced you to a lot of family. Have you
met her dad?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah, at your wedding, okay, the one time? Yeah, I
think maybe once or twice. Yeah, So that's about it.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
It's family, little party there and then hopefully easy work
a week at work.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yeah, but what about your What about the games on
Sunday where they have them on at the cousins house,
Because you're gonna fall into the trap that I fell
into where I go to people's house and they don't
have the damn game on.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
No, that they'll trust me. None of them have cable,
So I would hope for a streaming service. But the
thing is, I'm wanting to go to that Titans game
Titans Texans at noon. I'm hoping some tickets come through
or I can get great more shit. I lowered my
four to oh one k. Great, Well, there goes the
retirement fund.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
What are you getting texted?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
I don't all day I get texts. Either they evolve
a house, life insurance, me getting a physical, or if
I'm gonna die of a heart attack when I'm seventy two.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Well, my wife texts me and she said, hey, do
you have any lunch plans?

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
To eat?

Speaker 2 (51:32):
And I said yes. She goes, what are you gonna want.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
To eat something close to a porka.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Missile And I said, tits ah And she said, well,
I'm starving. We need to get some food. That was it.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Yeah, coach, the daily struggle of what to eat.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Yeah, and now here you go. Ray, Yes, this holy
He's gonna make a lot of people happy. Build up
for culmination, Go into the NFL. Ray, NFL. This is
what people have been calling for. Batter's Box has been
yelling about this for years.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
From the mountain top.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
If everybody, Box said it is the dumbest rule and
sport kickoffs. When you fumble out of the back of.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
The end zone, the other team gets the ball at
to twenty.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
The NFL is going to review the touchback rule regarding
fumbling through the end zone after the season.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Huge for betters because it usually goes the wrong way.
On this one, your team had possession of the ball,
got to the one lost the ball. Then the other
team gets the ball, and they also get twenty yards
because you lost the ball and it went a certain direction.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
If it bounces to the left, you keep it. It bounces
to the right, they get it.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Okay, the other team says you have to touch it.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
They don't have to touch it. They get nothing.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Okay, guys, the one rule.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Okay, so that rule, great, change it the rule they
need to change. Every play is reviewable. That's it, football Dot.
Every play is reviewable. I don't understand why.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
It's not, because there's always that. There's Tim's out, He's out,
Heylarin Tim, he is out, heyliyn A lot going on
in this building. The rules.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Everything should be reviewed. Yes, everything should be able to
be reviewed.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Because they always say, you got Dean Blandino, Oh, it
can't review pass interference launch.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
They called that incomplete. There's one other night it was
like they said it was a incomplete it was a fumble.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
I'm so you now can't call it a catch or something.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Yeah, it was like what it was like, wait a minute,
So it's either you can't call it intentional grounding because
or they they can't call it a fumble because they
called it an I don't know. It was some damn way.
I was like, no, either it's that or it's not.
Like it doesn't matter what you called it on the field.
If you go review it and it is something, you
call it.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
And if there is a fumble, always run it to
the end zone. I hate when it always stops it
and then they go, oh he could, he would have
ran it. It was their ball every.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Time, just picking them all and run it. And every
time the ball is on the ground, you should someone
should pick it up no matter what.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Dude, that's my boy.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Leave us.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
When I went to the game, Yeah, he fucking ran
it from the fifty. Yeah, it ended up not working,
but he thought it was a fumble. Then they slow
mowed it and his knee was you know, when he
was down, the guys put their fingers on him, but
he didn't feel it. Yeah, dude, he ran it in
from the fifth got him do said, the fans are
going crazy. Didn't count preaty thing. But it's so cool.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
It fu cool, it feels cool. I mean then he's
out of breath for the next play and he's like, hey,
call run, call run. I don't have the energy to
throw it. I'm too tired.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
I think about this stuff after the fact, all the
badass stuff he did during the game.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
What else do you do?

Speaker 1 (54:44):
I mean, like when de Hop would yell at him
like it was ten feet over my head, he'd be
like f off and like get to the sidelines. He
did the thing where he flipped, did an entire flip,
and then everybody thought he died, and he signaled for
a first down, the crowd going crazy, and then we
didn't see it from up there. But he does the
muscle flex, vain and steroids all over.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
I mean he does. Listen, we missed that from my advantage,
but he does like deflex, and he's got he looks jacked. Yeah,
like he looks like he works out. He's on a die.
He's got quite the chef. Yeah, probably probably not the
same chefs that we have.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Huh, we don't have one.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
No, you're right, but we got a lot of backup
quarterbacks again in the NFL this weekend.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
I can't wait. I mean, but remember, I'm not saying
but I'm not saying, but I'm saying, there's still a
lot that can happen. That AFC South Jacksonville isn't the lead.
Lawrence is fine. Yeah, what about C. J.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Stroud. I don't know if he's playing or not.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Because the Texans are one game back and Titans play
the Texans, Titans can win out. They still have a
mathematical chance to make the playoffs. If something shook up
in that division. That would be fascinating if the Texans
were in the playoffs or if the Titans made a
miracle run. And then for the Coaches Convention, we're watching
the Titans at flaw Jaws.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Okay, I like how you dream big. It's the end
of the years. You have these aspirations to dream big.
But really what we need to be talking about is
the fantasy football playoffs. Man, if you guys could all
keep me in your thoughts and prayers this weekend, as
I have somehow made it to the sore Losers fantasy
football playoffs, I am battling the hottest team, one of

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the hottest teams in the league. Whiskey makes me a
wooz a. His team is loaded. Oh that was in
my division. Yes, welcome to my division. I play him
this week. He's got Tyreek, He's got Dak Oh.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
I think I kind of want to root for my division.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
He's got the Niners. D I mean he has everything
locked and loaded. His team is amazing.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Yeah, thanks to your schedule creation with Battle of the Box,
I played the Dude's like seven times this year.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
No, you couldn't have. You only played one team twice
or the you played like three teams twice.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
I played him at least three times.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
No, impossible. Yeah, I'll pass. Okay. Uh so, yeah, there's
some great matchups. Batter's box. He got in, he got in,
he's snuck in. He's got a tough battle. I don't
know Mister Ed he would. Mister Ed won his division
and he was like the fifth highest point so he

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didn't score a lot of points, but he won games. Alright,
it's gonna be a dogfight. It is gonna be not
a legal dog fight, not like Michael Vick. We're not
doing that.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Ray. Sorry for the twenty twelve references. Yeah, that's my bad,
but yes, it is gonna be. It is nerve racking weekend.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Ashley Ruiz, whoever took over her roster, hurt franchise and
they made the playoffs. Put a ring on it versus
the Pittsburgh Feelers. That's from your division, Ashley. Two teams
make it from every day.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Yeah, Ashley Ruiz, Guys, she's doing well in the north
side of town. She has her own house. She was
not affected by the tornadoes. She is working from home,
and she is on Ozembic.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
The British British Invasion versus Mister Ed. Right now, the
British Invasion is favored to win. They have fields Najie Harris, McCaffrey,
Brandon Ayuk, DeAndre Hopkins, Puka Rashi Rice against Russell Wilson,
James Cook, Kyn Williams, Devonte tyreek Ill. I mean that's

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just a squad. They're all, They're both squads. Batter's Box
is taken on TD Muscle White, and let me tell you,
Muscle White, the.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Favorite winner runs away with three k.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Yeah, like almost three k yeah, TD Muscle White versus
Batter's Box. And then those are that those are the playoffs.
That's the matchups. Man, come on.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Couple's account. Have we talked? Oh yeah, so I've got
a yeah. So I've got one hundred dollars bet on
the Cowboys. Eddie gifted it to me on oh man,
So yeah, so I have that in the couple's account.
Locked up. We had five dollars left. Uh oh, we
didn't even have five dollars. We had a five dollars

(58:54):
bonus bet. It took a flyer tennis bet plus three fifty.
I took another tennis bet minus one thousand, and then
I took an even money overseas women's basketball game under
one fifty seven. Oh my god, I kind of forgot
I even did it and checked the next day. We
miraculously have thirty nine in the account. It gets better.

(59:18):
I then did another fifteen the next day dollar parlay
won that it was heavy favorites. The account is blossoming
and busting with money at fifty four dollars out of
thin air.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
I'm gonna continue to build it until the convention. I
love it. And then we're just gonna bet that whole weekend.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Oh, we are gonna bet big on the preds that night.
Sorelosers dot com guys, the perfect Christmas gift is a
ticket to the convention. Sorelosers dot Com. Listen, we talk
about it every year. You don't want to miss out,
and you hear all the stories and you're like, oh
my god, I should have gone. I should have gone
what it could have should have You don't buy it now,

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it's gonna be too late. Hey, the future is now.
When it becomes the future, you already missed the convention.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Baser, So what should we fund the four oh one
k with me? Don't worry. Bet MGM's got that under control.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Yeah like that a lot, like that a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Hey, we just need a pipeline directly from the betting
site to the flooid. Don't worry, I got it under control. Mabe.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Oh boy. All right, everybody, have a good weekend. Have
a good weekend. We're out here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Happy Christmas and Mary Holidays.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Man, bull season, Bull Season. We'll see you Monday. We're
out here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Arnold will keep tweeting. Step to the Twitter Sore Loser show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Yeah, all right, we out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Hey, stop using my image and likeness. I didn't tweet that,
Yes you did. It's a good bitch. Shut the hell up.
Shut up. You're a bitch. No, you're an idiot. You're
a you're a bitch. What the cut the audio? Okay, Sirie,
oh munch oh here hebby, Mary kismas, hebby.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
I'm gonna propose this one, hey, Arnold on Monday Show,
do you think you could give us your top five
sports moments.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Of the year. Can one of them be in of course.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
No, that's not a sports moment. I want you to
look at it and remember the top five highlights of
the year, Arnold. Okay, one of them was no no
Arnold save it for Monday. The top five sports moments
from twenty twenty three.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
None of them was on The Out Show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Okay, Arnold, just bring it in a Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Do you guys count the hot dog eating contest?

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Whatever you want, Arnold, I'm gonna suck

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Down a Prognosile today, a lunch fifty B