Milestone Moment In Lunchbox's Life

In this episode Lunchbox celebrates a huge milestone moment in his life and also BabyBox's life that happened over the weekend. Ray and Lunchbox take a trip down memory lane to sleeping over at friends house when we were kids. Plus Lunchbox tried to play golf the other day but a huge mistake made him miss his name being called but he is upset with the golf course. Also Ray has a huge update on Justin and events going on in his life. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
No, I don't hear anything. Yo, there I am.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, wayneiel D turns all those buttons off, so none
of them were selected.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah, it's really weird how they turn off every button.
But that's okay, hey man, as long as we get
a minute in our studio that we haven't seen in
like six weeks. And there's food napkins, there's coke cans
stains all over here. I mean it's you're not supposed
to eat in here. It's not your personal house. But hey,
this is the house that built me. What am I
gonna say? I can't complain. I didn't build it, I

(00:33):
don't own it. But they obviously don't clean these studios
because there's just food markings and spillings everywhere. So maybe
the staff that cleans the bathroom six times a day
in the middle of the work day does not even
come in these studios.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Are you noticing what I'm noticing? Remember how we used
to have our logos on the screens.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
They don't work anymore.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
There is now one working screen out of three. It's
not bad man, and it's the Eric iHeart Great logo.
It'd have been better though, if we could do the
sore Loser stuff put on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, and if you'll notice, I don't have my computer.
I thought i'd been charging my computer, but I was not.
It's dead, so it's put away. So I was gonna
read some emails, but I can't read emails because I
can't get them on my computer.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, and honestly, the thing is we should. It's almost
when you're going home, guys. I love a commute a
good forty five minutes. And there's reason I'm saying this,
because you have forty five minutes to go through your thoughts,
not get mad about stuff. Being a good mood when
you go home. We really should vent on the patio
for forty five minutes then do the podcast. Otherwise we

(01:39):
just come home mad.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
That's a great point. And people don't want to hear
us mad. They want to be enjoying this podcast. They
don't want to feel the anger that we are feeling,
the frustrations that we are feeling. But I keep looking
at the clock, going, oh my gosh, what time are
they going to peak their head in here and be like, hey,
oh we need that studio now. They keep changing the time.
I don't know how you need the studio for nine
hours a day. That is just unbelievable to me.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
And if I can just say this one more time,
go ahead the engineer, I will grab his arm the
next time I see him, because they send him all
over the country so he's never here. I have a list.
The YouTube live doesn't work, there's no audio, The screens
need to be sore losers. The lighting isn't good. The
cameras are not good for YouTube. It's actually better to
just film it on my phone. How can we make
our YouTube better when actually the technology that we thought

(02:23):
it was built up to be bigger, better than badder
than ever, it's actually worse.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Also, you need to grab his arm and say, hey man,
you promised me a year ago that we would have
the technology where when we spoke, the camera would switch
to each person who was speaking. We still don't have that.
And I understand that you're the engineer, but you're never here.
So what's the point of being here if you're never here?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
And when you get to the bottom of this for me, yeah,
have you seen the other podcast Feeling Yourself for whatever
Amy's is called?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
And then great cross promotion with Amy Brown and Kat something.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
And then how are they doing their videos they're all
edited and they have words on the bottom.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
How they I think they pay people or they have
someone within the organization helping them, and we don't have that.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, if you guys would pay me, I'd start doing them.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Arnold, shut up. I pay you enough. You're you're here
like one day a week. If that, you're traveling all
these things. You make enough money where you're going to
the Masters, You're going to the super Bowl. So I
don't want to hear any of your crap.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
You went to Coachella, So you're telling me they haven't
out they outsource.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
It, I would hope.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
So, like I mean, is Amy going home from the
Big Show and chopping up these edit videos? No, no, Rady,
did you almost say eddios?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I mean getting personal with Morgan Huesman. She has some
video edited. I don't know. I think she just uploads
it into a program and it decides what videos.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Then we need that program. That's what I was getting at.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Okay, well we could do that. I just don't know
how you're gonna upload an hour video every couple days.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I should actually just instead of asking the truck drivers,
I should just go straight to Morgan. That does she
the cameras that she has. Does she buy those?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
It's a great question.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Man, sit next to her, and you've never said, Hey,
those cameras that use your podcast. We've had a podcast
now for five years, you've had yours for five minutes,
and yours is already better on the internet than ours.
You haven't asked her once, how do you film it? No?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I assumed it was her iPhone that she just sets
up in her light, ring light, and then she just
does that. But maybe I don't ever look at her video.
So does it like go back and forth between two people? Also,
the setup is so dope like because people that do
it from their house it looks a lot nicer because
it looks like they're sitting on couches in their chill

(04:49):
where us we do it from a studio, And so
there's no really aesthetically pleasing way to do it.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
And when was the last time we had a guest
the Clinton administration?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Probably I was gonna get a w NBA player and
I totally forgot to hit her up. And now the
season started, she's out.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh she's got a couple of things going on.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, she's shooting hoops now, And so I didn't never
get her. But I'm gonna work on someone.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
We'll tell you. The WNBA Caitlyn Clark hurt for two weeks,
but she was actually healthy this past weekend. Went to
Green Hills Sports and Social. It's in the mall. You shop,
you have a drink, you do some emotion.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Saw Caitlin Clark.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
There, No, she's on the TV. Oh and they had
it on and everybody was watching. There's eyes on these TVs.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
No, there's eyes. No, there are eyes on Caitlyn Clark.
There's no doubt about it. I just I don't even
know when they play two.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Games a week?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh they do.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I was wondering, can she still win MVP being hurt.
She's gonna miss about four games?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Definitely not.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
The answer is yes, you minimum you want to get it,
to be a league leader and stuff, you have to
have twenty eight games in the WNBA. She'll get she'll
get forty.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
How many did the WNBA play forty four? Oh? Okay,
so about half of what the NBA played.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
But she was she was three times your money before
the season. Then she was even money the minute the
season started. Now she's three times your money. And Nefasia
Collier is the favorite.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Who does she play for?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
I want to see the liberty or the one that
has a lynx on it. So maybe it's the lynx
or a coyote, one of those logos that narrows it down.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
No, it doesn't narrow it down. Thanks for that was
a good update on the WNBA. I know Angel Reese
people were yelling at me online saying she's not good,
she can't shoot. I'm just telling you when I watch
her play, she gets every rebound. And maybe she's rebounding
her own missus, but she seems to get every single rebound.
So to me, she's Dennis Rodman and Dennis Rodman went
to the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
What is she the league leader in?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I would say, air balls, rebounds, See, we're gonna do
it live. I mean Rodman turned a living I mean
Ben Wallace, they they they're living with rebounds. You don't
have to be a prolific shooter if you can rebound.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Maybe not w NBA, but the game has changed. Oh yeah,
I don't know if you saw that Pacers game the
other night, which one the night last night that that
this is a new NBA. Did you see how fast
the Pacers go down? The court.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Did they just run you? They try to wear you out.
That is their strategy is just run, run, run, run, run, run,
and you're gonna get tired.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
They might be the most well conditioned team have to be.
They cook and then kick the three.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Watch it. They're I mean, they're fun to watch. I'm
gonna tell you what. Those Thunder they are so good.
They are so good.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
But do you think the Pacers can outrun them? Can
you think in an NBA game we're gonna see a
team run to death?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I don't know. I feel like the Thunder are so deep.
They have so they can go to the bench and
just bring guys in and bring guys in, so they
shouldn't get tired.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
The problem what the running is you can be up
fifteen and then five seconds you're up six, which happened
with the Pacers dad.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
And that's what happened in Game three. They were up
twenty and then a little run happened, and then all
of a sudden, the Nicks are winning and it's like,
oh my gosh, the sky is falling. But did you
see the Pacers fan that got harassed in New York
that the trash thrown at him and everything. Did you
see the heroes welcome he got in Indianapolis.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Halliburton's dad he was back. No, that's him, he got
the heroes welcome. He was the guy that got hit
in New York. No, Halliburton's dad, he wasn't. It was
Halliburton's dad.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
It wasn't. Haliburton's dad is the one that went on
the court and yelled at Yannis and they said he's
not gonna come to any more games. But then he
came to a game last night.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
See I thought Haliburton's dad was then the one that
was hit in New York. No, and that's how he
got access back to the stadium.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
No, this was some firefighter from New York. But is
a Pacers fan and he was walking around after a
Knicks win. Maybe he went to the Goden in a
PACER's jersey last series when they weren't even playing the Pacers,
and then mob of Nick fan started chasing him and
throwing bags of garbage at him on the street, and
Halliburton and the Pacers saw it and they said, we're

(09:12):
gonna bring you to Game four of the Eastern Conference Finals,
so they flew him to Indy. Dude, he gets off
the plane to a hero's welcome, everybody in the airport clapping,
fire truck waiting for him out front. They drive him
home to the hotel where they have other fire trucks
lined up, and the crowds are going crazy for this dude.
He got a hero's welcome.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
See, I didn't understand that. Why would you fly Halliburton's
dad back to Indianapolis when that's where he's from. He
didn't have a return flay exactly.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
It wasn't Halliburton's dad. That's why you were very confused.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Halliburton, dude, he's so good. You're a kid right now.
We have heard the likes of Musburgers say, if you
are a kid in South Alabama, they're all football, you're
gonna date a supermodel Someday. Kids pick up a basketball
shoot in the hoop. It doesn't matter what form you have.
If it goes in the hoop, you could be in
the NBA. He has the worst form I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Have Sean Marian did you ever watch him shoot?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
That was bad?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
That was so bad to watch. But it goes in.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I mean he's so quick Haliburton and creates so much distance.
He's able to just tear drop it from his nutsack,
is the way it looks to me.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, he's fun. I mean, listen, Ray, sometimes he dips
farther in that. If you know what I'm putting down
the depth, they don't. The coach doesn't trust the bench.
He doesn't ever play his bench. Those guys play so
many minutes they're tired. It's hard to win that way,
to only play five or six guys. It's hard to
win that way.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
It's hard when another team's trying to run you to death.
You know what, It's.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Hard, Doris, it's hard out here, Doris Burke.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Is he back? Is Brady gonna be back? Announcing?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, he'll be back? Where wouldn't he be back?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
It's hard being an owner in a broadcaster. I played
golf with Morgan Wallen. It's hard.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Played golf with Wallen.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, it was all over socials.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Wow, who knew Brady's a Walling fan? Didn't know or
as Walling a Brady fan. But Brady has to be
his fan to play with. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
And now I was thinking, how edited are those little
YouTube videos we see? How nervous are you going to
be golfing next to Brady? Oh, you'd be crapping your
pants water hazard, Oh in your pants?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, yeah, I agree with that.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
They would have to. Can you imagine how ruined that
footage would But you can't show you and me chili
dipping it with Brady and say, golfing with Brady Wallin's
video perfectly polished. Look like the guys just went out
there and shot at sixty eight each. Guys. I mean,
how many of those shots were slice and dice and.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Ninety percent of them especially, you know, maybe the first
two holes and then maybe you settle in.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Dude, I double choke it with the father in law.
Imagine Brady's right next to you, breathing down your throat.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
I double choke it. When a group lets me play through,
it's like, oh my gosh, I'm guaranteed to hit a
bad shot.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Dude. What do you think that was me with the
millet do his three men from our armed services, the
three branches, And I'm saying they said, you can play
through a Memorial Day weekend, no less, maybe a week before,
and I have to hit in front of the Army,
the military, the Navy, the Marines, the water rescue.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Don't forget about the coastguard.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I am married front of all of them, perfectly straight
shot whoa one hundred yards short on a part three?
So I hit it about half the distance.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
That's pretty good because when I played the other day
and he's got I thought, no way, I'm about the
sinking shot in front of these guys, and.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Then it went in the middle of fairway out to
part three.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's pretty good though, because the other day when I
played and I told you that, I mean, I went
and these guys aren't they I get to them at
the tea box and they tee off and they drive
up and then they realize I wish I let this
guy play, so they waved me through. So they're to
the left by the trees, like hiding. You know, where's
my ball?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Go No, to the left by the trees, right where
they're at or where they're at, And I drive up
to my guys.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I'm sorry about that. I couldn't do that again if
I tried, and they're like, oh no, man, no big deal.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Or the time me and Justin are playing with this
girl and dude randomly from Indiana. Every time the rocket
lines up to the right of our shots. Where do
you think we shoot it every time we slice it
to the right, and she's right there next to the
women's teas. Uh, sweetie, you might want to go behind
the outous the trees, the golf cart. Maybe try some
sort of barricade because Justin slices it, it's gonna go right

(13:33):
through the head.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, I mean, and then I get up. I'm like,
sorry about that. I'll just get your way real quick.
I'm like, all right, I got one hundred and sixty
yards of green. Let me boom fifty yards. All right, Sorry, guys,
I will really get out of your way after this.
I will really get out of your way after this
next one. Man, I'll be out of my way. Man,
don't worry about it. And I put it right on
the green top. It in for par Okay, that's good.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
And you got one of these right right over there
and this one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Now let's start the show.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, we're gonna do it live. We are the one, two,
three sore losers. You're gonna say it losers.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
We're gonna get the music.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yep. You know, I don't worry condom when I do
this anymore.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
What's up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports. So I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Sports genius, y'all. It's sis and I'm from the North.
I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the north side
of Nashville with Baser, my wife, in the country, two
point two acres, two point two kids of vannerbel Clinic,
and I have a heart attack when I'm seventy two.
This is foreshadowing major update on Justin. Massive. We'll do
that later in the show.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Over to you, man, now, I'm very intrigued, massive update
on Justin. The only thing I can think about is
he's moving out of the apartment. That's the only that's
my only guest. Don't tell me, don't ruin the tas.
I don't want to know, but you you have to speculate,
and that's what I'm doing. I'm speculating. We'll take a
break and we'll be right back. Dude. I went and

(15:11):
played golf. What was it Friday?

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Jealous?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, Well, this is a great story, and I'm not
gonna go hole by hole and tell you the whole
dramatic thing. But I drive to a golf course.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Way to keep a generic man and I roll up there.
Apparently you never got it free.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
And there's no one in there. It looks empty out
there on the course. And I'm like, dude, I'm about
to walk on this course and I'm gonna play eighteen
holes of amazing golf and it's going to be fantastic
and it's not gonna take too long. They're like, oh, yeah, sorry,
but the back nine is closed today. We're working on

(15:52):
the cart pass works for me. And I was like,
and they said, but you're happy to play nine? I said,
do I look like ray? Do I look like I
want to play? I don't see any issues so far.
Do I want to play nine? He goes, and, by
the way, it's about an hour wait to play nine?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Tell you said nobody was on the course.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Guess there's a bunch of people sitting in their cars
that I didn't see because it's all backed up because
they're only letting you play nine holes. So I said, ah, man,
I think I'm gonna have to pass on that, but thanks,
I appreciated, appreciate you. Yeah, I have a great day,
and let me know when those cart pass are done
so I can come on back. He goes, Oh, we
won't give you a call, but you can just call us.

(16:33):
And I was like, it was a joke. I didn't
really think you were going to call me and let
me know when the cart pass were done. But that's cool,
all right. So then I'm like, am I going to
just give up on golf for the day now? So
I call another course? Hey, man, I just wanted to
call see if I can get a tea time twelve thirty.
You know it's like eleven thirty right now. I could
be there. Oh no, sorry, man, we got a tournament
out here today. We're closed.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, the tournament's on Tuesday and Wednesdays. Guy's gotta stop.
Let's do one tournament a year. I get you got
to make your money, American Legion. You got beer and stuff.
You don't need it every Tuesday and Wednesday for every
Tom Dick in high school. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
So I'm like, all right, so I call another course. Yeah,
hey man, I'm just calling to see if you got
any tea times for two at like twelve thirty one.
Let me look man. Ah, sorry, buddy, looks like our
t sheet's full. But if you want to come out,
we'll try to squeeze you in. Mike, all right, bye.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
So instead of hole by hole, you're gonna go call
by call.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
And I'm like, oh, man, I look at the dude
I'm gonna play with. And I said, hey man, you
want to drive over there. It's a thirty three minute
drive from right here, and we can just get on
the t sheet. And he says, yeah, let's go ahead
and try it. Who are you talking about a guy
that used to sit in a chair right here? Okay, yeah,
he used to sit next to my to my right
or to my left, depending on where we were sitting
in what studio.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
You talked about it like I talk about a dead
family member.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Well, it pretty much is like a dead family member
until a lot of sore losers nation the person is dead.
And so we drive over there and I get there
and I'm run in the clubhouse trying to beat people,
you know, because people are pulling in the parking lot.
I want to get my name on that list, and
I tell them box party of two. All right, let
me add you to the list. We'll see if we

(18:12):
can get you out. Man. So we go out, go
to the putting green, good little putting putting put For
like twenty five minutes. I'm like I'm pretty warmed. Dudes
like I'm pretty warm. He's like, you want to grab
some lunch. I'm like yes. We go in the clubhouse
and I'm telling you, beautiful clubhouse brand, Like they redid it, remodeled.
It's so nice.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
I don't know if it's the one we're talking about
the same one. We go to one of the clubhouses
just for brunch, not even the golf. It's that great
of a clubhouse.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, And I'm like, this is nice. They got new chairs,
new everything, nine holes.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I don't even leave the clubhouse.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Well no, yeah. We go in, we order some food
and we're eating and I want a grilled chicken sandwich.
Oh they're out of grilled chicken. Okay cool, I'll just
take a cheeseburger, then take a missile. Okay cool, eat
my cheeseburger. And I'm sitting there and I'm like some
guys up at the register paying and I'm like, man,
that's weird.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
That dude.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
He came after me, like he got his name on
the wait list after I did good observation. And this
dude's like that means they already called our name. I'm
like no, because we're sitting right here. There's no way
we'd have miss them call our name. We're sitting right here, like,
we haven't left. It's not like we went to you know,
the Wendy's down the street and got something eat and
came back. We've been here the whole time.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Oh it's near Wendy's.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
And so we're sitting there and we finish our food.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Were you at Country Cahills again?

Speaker 1 (19:33):
And he goes dry, He goes up, He goes up
to the club front desk. It's like, hey man, last
name box and he's like, oh, yeah, I called your name. Guys.
You guys must have missed.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
It, would you whisper it?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
And I'm like, what do you mean you called our name?
He goes, yeah, I called it about fifteen minutes ago.
So looks like we get maybe another thirty minutes, we'll
be able to get you out.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh get ready, I have ice cream now.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
And I'm like, well, we were sitting right over there eating.
I didn't hear it, Like I mean, we did putting,
and then we came in here and ate we haven't left.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Did he have a soft voice?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
And he goes, oh, there's no speakers in the clubhouse. Wait.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
So there's a boombox outside, but in here you can
hear a pin drop.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
So you're telling me that when I'm waiting for my
tea time for you to call me, I must be
standing outside. I can't be indoors eating something. I can't
be in like in the bathroom. I have to be
outside in order to hear my name being called so
I can get a tea time. I didn't realize if

(20:40):
I don't have a tea time, I'm not supposed to
be in the building. That is unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
What a hilarious caveat Wow, this brand new, beautiful clubhouse,
But you have to stand outside of the door of
the clubhouse to be able to hear the aue like
of the system who designed this brand new clubhouse, a

(21:06):
million dollar clubhouse, and you don't put any audio in
the clubhouse for people that probably are gonna be in
here before their tea time.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
So if I'm getting something to drink at the snack bar, oh, sorry,
miss your time, you didn't hear your name calls.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
So if I'm in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
No, no, not gonna hear it because there's no speakers
in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
But if I'm randomly driving by in a car along
the highway. I'll hear it because the speakers are outside. Okay, thanks.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
If I go outside and climb trees, no problem, you'll
hear it. Like you come in here to spend your
money to buy a new shirt, not gonna hear your
name being called unbelievable. Unbelievable. You realize there's a faw
in that, right, that's that huge fall, huge flaw.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Like I was just like, I do not understand. So
how does he tell you that with a straight face?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Excuse me? You said, you said what? Okay, I said,
how did you call it? He goes, oh, right here
this walking talking, it goes over the speakers. I said,
I said, we were sitting right there having two cheeseburgers
and two bags of chips. And he goes, oh, yeah, yeah,
it doesn't. It only says it outside. There's no speakers
in here.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
I've never heard of a JBL that does that, Sir.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
My whole thing is like, once you call it over
that and no one comes in and you see two
dudes sitting over there eating cheeseburgers, don't you say, hey, guys,
what's your last name? Or hey, do you guys have
a tee time. You guys all checked in, you just
move on to the next person.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, and I'll tell you what man. Being an audio guy,
all you need is a little dub wire JBL. It's
gonna it's your reverse output is outside inside the JBL
can connect is necessary the talk you getting connected to
the JBL. I don't necessarily know, but the JBL. All
you need is a JBL handheld inside there next to
the eating area as well as the clubhouse. People can
purchase stuff. You're gonna get it with a JBL as
an audio guy.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
So I had to wait another thirty minutes rocket to
you off. But they did get us out and we
played with these two older gentlemen and they were the
great dudes. Usually get paired up with some random weird freaks.
These dudes were awesome. That's good they are creating and
that they are here from Florida because they invented a

(23:32):
new golf game and it opens in September.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
OnlyFans golf No.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Eighteen hole, par seventy two indoor putting. But it's not
putt putt. What is he?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Tiger Woods? That tgl shit.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
It's kind of like that he patented this technology back
in ninety three, and he's been waiting to build it
since then.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Well, hell, you waited thirty two years for this moment, dude.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Man, is it ever gonna get off the ground?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
They were so good, they were so fun to play with,
they were so nice.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
So the big inventor of this patent is playing our
local muni very telling, well, hew of a patent man,
that thing must be mushro of me. Every person I
know in the normal job's a member of a country
club except for this guy that's making a patent that's
gonna revolutionize the golf industry. But he's playing at the

(24:30):
local muni.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
I've heard it all, But maybe he's a member down
somewhere in Florida where he's from. He's just here. Why
they build it? So why would you become a member
here when you're not gonna be here?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
So they freaking bones member, my buddy, the car guy member, random,
I mean just member, the Nick, Nick and Karen member.
Everybody's a member except for us and the patent guy
that's gonna take over TGL.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I didn't say he was gonna take over TGL.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
You said it's the most genius eighteen holes. It isn't
put putt. That's seventy two.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
No, I didn't say it was the most genius nineteen
ninety three. I said he patented in ninety three. It's
fourteen holes, Florida only putting and it's par seventy two.
That tells you how hard it has to be. And
there's like, I don't even know how it works really
because he didn't. I couldn't see it. It's not built yet.
He was just telling me they're building it. Has he patented, yeah,

(25:25):
in ninety three the technology.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Do we need to heist the idea?

Speaker 1 (25:30):
We can't hoist it because he patented the technology.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Would you mind drawing on this score sheet a couple
of the pictures.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Of the holes and can you can you kind of
break down exactly how it works?

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Man? Like, I've got investors. We could get this thing
off the ground and running quicker in thirty two years.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Oh, I'm kolbe White dude, He'll definitely invest in that sucker.
The nation don't have this thing up and running in
a year. The gair Away will supervise it. Callaway, he'll
he'll he'll drink all the beer at your course.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Ray In boxes eighteen holes of fun brought to you
by Callaway. Wait for the nineteenth ray. That's where the
real fun begins.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Dude, it sounds like it's gonna be a great place. Dope,
gonna have bars, gonna have a cart girl. They had
me a cartgirl because exist I'll say it, this is
an indoor thing, and they're gonna have a cart girl. Really,
she's gonna be stationed between a couple holes, like she's
not gonna really have but she's gonna have a little
cart like that's her little cart girl. She's not gonna
drive a golf cart, but she can have a little

(26:35):
cart with liquor and beer.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
And we talk about Blockbuster going away, how much it sucked, Kmart, Sears, Walmart,
whatever other ones went away? Can we talk about golf
cart girl? Might be the that going a stinked is massive?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Well, I think only at the munies. I think only
at the munities.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
So the rich people still have them.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, because when I went to Austin and I played
at Highatt Lost Pines.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
She couldn't find any of this stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
I mean, she had nothing on her cart because she
forgot it. All sausage wraps. Oh my god, sausage wraps.
I'll bring them right to you on ten. We didn't
get him to a whole fifteen. I mean she still
went and drove her backwards like and was like, hey,
shouldn't you start with us? But that's okay whatever. It
was interesting to see a cartgirl. But that's one of
those nice places.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Hi there, what are you? Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
A cargirl And I looked at it, and I'm like,
you're hot, but you have no idea how to do
your job, and it doesn't matter. You don't have to
be good at your job when you're a cartgirl. As
long as you look good. The guys don't care.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Well, I've told you gotta be careful. They're filming, now what.
They all have a camera on them. And then they
posted on tic tac see the one girl and she'll
if a guy's creepy, she posts it. But there are
the good, heartwarming ones where it's a sweet old man, well,
thank you very much, you have a good day. Now
here's a tip. And then you got the guys that
make the creepy comments. That's the ones they post. So

(27:55):
now trust me. Cargirl rolls up, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
I'd like eyes covered. I mean they're all filming.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
That's they're filming without my consent.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Hit them with that. When they got you with the
two water blue water hazards in a cup with double
vodka ry, that sounds like, Justin, do they have our content?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Okay, Justin, Justin, you're not a lawyer. Do you have
no idea what you're talking about. We're gonna take a
break and we're gonna Hey. But but I did play
golf man and it was a great day. It was beautiful,
seventy five degrees. It was awesome. The course was great,
in great shape, so much fun. But it was a
disaster at the beginning, the absolute disaster. Put the speakers
in the clubhouse. We'll take a break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Give it to me, Jay, big update on Justin so
Sore Losers Nation and again I'm trying to make that
the new name of the show.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Oh do you like it? Why you want to get
rid of Sore Losers podcast.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
We're stealing the idea from Colin Cowherd and Michelle Beatle
used to have a show called Sports Nation.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Oh I've heard of it.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
It went extinct. What if we steal the Nation and
make it sore Losers Nation.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Did Michelle Beatle go extinct too?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
I think she's on the internet or she does a
champ Van Duel or something that's not widely known, just
too talented to just be extinct.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, she was really good and she went to UTSA.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
She's great.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, she was really good. I just I mean, she's gone,
just disappeared.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
It was so weird. Colin took him years to finally
come up with this show, found an A plus host
in her, and he was co hosting, and then they
just let the show go to waste, and then I
think it's done though, now it's actually a really good show. Yeah,
because I had a bunch of graphics on the screen
that didn't and they'd put integrate Instagram and Tiktac. It
was just it seemed, you know. And now that I

(29:43):
see shows go away like around the Horn.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
I'm like, man, they signed off last week, Like is
that Should we have let that one go?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Should we have let Sports Nation go? Guys, some of
these can stick around for one hundred years. It's okay.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Now they just have crap. I mean, you got Kendrick
Perkins on there talking about I mean, god, it is
it's unwatchable. It is absolutely unwatch Joey Taylor.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
I heard her on there the other day yelling. She
was saying Pacers, Nick Oh, Aaron Rodgers. She goes, do
you even know the streets how to get to Pittsburgh?
You need to be at OTA's. Why would you not
be there that you're a teammate? Just yelled for two
straight minutes. It's actually actually a pretty good rant.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
It's a terrible rant because he's not even on the.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Team, right, but she was saying that you know.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
He's gonna sign with Pittsburgh and he's just doing it
so he doesn't have to go to OTA's. If you're
the Steelers, you can't sign I mean, God, you can't
sign this dude. This is what I mean. If you
want to really, if he's really gonna sign with Pittsburgh,
then he should have signed so he can be at OTA's.
The fact that he's not signing yet just so he
doesn't have to go to OTA's. Good God. Guys, if

(30:52):
you are a Steelers fan, I mean, why would you
want this dude in your building? I would rather go
with Mason Rudolph And if we suck, we suck. But
why Why would you want to bring this idiot into
your locker room? It just dry. It's crazy to me.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
He's been off shooting T shirt guns with Mike Studd
on tour the last month.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
That's what I mean, Like, what are we doing? Because
do you do you think he's gonna I still think
he's gonna sign with the Steelers, and I think it's
like Mike Tomlin will want to rip Aaron Rodgers head
off after about a week of dealing with him.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
We've seen it all, I mean, the cautionary tales, Brett
Farre's final year, Aaron Rodgers about to see that final
year here in Tennessee. We saw DeMarco Murray's final year.
We saw your boy, Jake Locker, we saw the receiver Julio.
We've seen all these guys final years. This is the
final one for Rodgers and it never ends. Well, it's
not a Brady. Nobody's a Brady.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Well Brady's last year, didn't.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
I mean they were before members the last year, the year.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Before they won the Super Bowl. Unbelievable, they were so
good guys about justin Oh yeah, back to that is
this breaking news man?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, I don't have any sound effects for that though,
except for this one. I can't hear it. I don't
have a condom on, but sounds good. So you guys know,
beat the streak, right, Yeah, so you have to beat
fifty six, which was Roger Morris or Stan Musual or
Joe DiMaggio go ahead, one of their hit records. Fifty

(32:22):
six in a row. If you can pick a player
every day, you can take a day off. You can
pick two a day, fifty six times in a row.
Fifty seven you win five point five million. It's on
MLB dot com. We've played it every year.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Ot me. I gave up after about three weeks.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Robert Moseley hit fifty one. He is the highest to
ever get.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
When did he hit fifty one?

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Ten years ago?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Five years ago?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Person this year was in the upper forties? Suck yeah,
somebody last night? Was it forty? The last couple of
people have been in the forties? Picked? Bobby Wit screwed him?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Was another one?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Another guy picked? Might had been Bobby Wit. Yeah, the
guy doubled down. Bobby Witt screwed him. The next night,
Bobby Witt screwed him. Bobby Witt hasn't got a.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Hit in like three nights.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
So Justin plays beat the streak. My number isn't even
worth mentioning two Justin. Justin is at fourteen. Whoa, he's
almost there and he is sweating bullets. I've already been

(33:29):
hitting him up, dicking around with him. I'm like, hey, dude, seriously,
just not being funny, but you need to get your
affairs in order, Like, and you need a money guy.
He's like forty away from it. He's like, shut up.
Last night he makes a colossal mistake.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
He picks two guys, which you can do.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
I already know what's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Only one of them need to get a hit between
between ten and fifteen. You can. You have one a
in the hole. You have one idol survivor idol that
you can use community idol. Yes, so if you could
play two people, if both of them don't get a hit,
you're done. So he picks two people. He got greedy. Okay,

(34:15):
so remember ten to fifteen. You're allowed one mistake and
you'll be able to stay at your number. You don't
go back to zero you miss a hitter, he goes
back to zero. For those of you that haven't played
the game, Justin as Otani. Do you know how he
did well?

Speaker 1 (34:29):
They scored nine runs. I think they won nine to
five or not, but so I'd say he did all right.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Otani started out oh for one. Oh, then they intentionally
walked him later in the game. Oh, didn't get a
home run. Oh, that counts as a hit, Justin. That's
how he got to fourteen. What was his other hitter?
He picked Kendall Marte and he wasn't even starting.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh, he got one in bat.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Luckily he didn't get in it bad. He walked. He
didn't even play. He stayed on the bench.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
So Justin keeps his immunity idol, which he can use
all the way up to fifteen.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
So now he's at fifteen.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
He's at fourteen. Oh, he got to play. He got
to fourteen, and so he still has the immunity idol.
But he made the biggest cautionary tale. Guys, check the
starting lineups. Justin gets to fourteen and does that. I go, hey,
are you sure Kendall Marte is starting? Because I'm pretty sure.
When I was picking my players, I saw that he
wasn't in the lineup.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Justin.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah, I just looked, Oh, he's not even starting. Yeah,
and it was locked in.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Dude, you can't do that because they get one at bat,
they come in as a pinch hitter in the eighth inning,
and your whole history relies on that one at bat.
What an absolute amateur mistake, Justin. You literally need to
get your affairs in order, because if you're gonna win
this five point five million dollars, you can't make mistakes
like that. You got away with it once, you won't

(35:57):
get away with it again. I hope you learned your Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
He remains at fourteen. It is one hell of a
streak right now, he's top two thousand in the entire world.
All eyes on Justin. I've already said stuff like, man,
keep your on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.
And then I'll text him and I'll say, hey, you
still have your golden condom. You can use that whenever
you want. But after that, it's raw dog and all
the way to fifty seven. So we'll keep our eyes

(36:25):
on that. That's the update.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, we'll take a break and we'll be right back.
Should we keep.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Going, Well, there is another host that does have this room,
and he has now passed by multiple times. But we
still have the room for seventeen more seconds.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Like, I don't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
But he wasn't nine and then he moved it up,
or he was at a certain time and he moved
it up thirty minutes and then now he I believe
he was trying to get in here even fifteen minutes earlier,
but it wasn't scheduled. We're not at fall. I mean,
it's just like making a tea time.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
You're right, But I'm saying, like, do we go into
a story right now or do we just respectfully get out?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I think we're fine for another minute, because I believe
he randomly came in with the coffee cup the other
day and screwed us out of thirty minutes at two
brute Hey, ray fair all fair in love and war. Okay,
revenge is best served hot.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Then I got you can't think of it anymore? Oh yeah,
we're in trouble.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
I'm just gonna stop it. We'll do another one later, yo.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Literally have no ideas. It is everything else?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
What have you been doing? Copy and pasting the bottom
channel to the.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Top two like the register check check check yours?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Does actually it does, I'll just copy and paste it.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Literally, I don't know could this? And I was even
is it for anything?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Oh my gosh, what a nightmare. All right, we'll just
copy and paste because we gotta get it done because
he's camped out until like four p m.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
So I literally walked in.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Over. I've been blaming you. Yeah, there you go. Hey,
I should have kept that audio. I was blaming him
for the best dead minutes. I was like, fucking he Beza,
that's what That's what I'm saying. I don't either, does
my mark? And I even stopped, let me.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
See, let me see if I can hear myself. Check
check I hear myself? Am I recording?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
I even tried to stop and go to another one.
It's still in stereo.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
It's like mono, but only one ear. So you got
to copy and paste it, okay?

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Literally don't all right?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Thank you? You gotta love Visa.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Dude. It wasn't me.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
It wasn't Zach. I repeat, it wasn't Zach.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Like when you select record into.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
I have record hit, you're talking to an audio guy,
not a two year old.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
No, But I'm saying, does it give you an option?

Speaker 2 (39:22):
In the something is seriously messed up with it. If
you had Zach in here from the Pop station, me
from the Big Show, and we all say there's something
messed up with it. It's maybe a defunct Adobe and
we need to just trash the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
I don't know, do you are we keeping this in
or are we gonna just keep it all in? Okay,
well you're gonna have to edit out the curse words.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
No I deleted all that?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Oh you did? Yeah? Anyway, So I want to tell
you about my weekend. Man. So we had our first sleepover.
First sleepover. No, no, no, you were snoring. I wasn't snoring.
Here's the thing. We kind of got roped in. We
did not do the inviting for a sleepover. We did

(40:04):
not say, hey, baby box, do you have one want
to have one of your friends spend the night. We're
sitting on the front porch and joining the beautiful weather on.
I'm gonna say Saturday, maybe, yeah, I had to be Saturday.
And we had some fan the friends over, like a
couple of families that live down the street. There there,
the kids are running around playing grab ass, doing whatever

(40:26):
they doing, and my wife's phone rings bling, and I
look at her and she says, oh, yeah, we saw
your your husband and kids last night. We missed you,
and I might go ahead and invite them over. Tell
them they can come over too, And she gives me
the hand signal like stop stop. I'm like all right.
She gets off the phone and she goes, well, I

(40:47):
guess Sean's spending the night.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
I said what? She goes, Yeah, that was Sean's mom
and apparently her other two kids are going to spend
the night somewhere tonight at different friend's house, and so
she feels bad that her one son there alone, so
she wanted to know if he could spend the night
at our house.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Squeeze.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
So I'm like, wait, so we didn't invite the kid over.
We just got told hey, he's gonna come over and
spend the night because she feels bad. She's like, yeah,
it's their anniversary, so she's looking for somewhere for the
kid to spend the night. What hundred percent that's what
they want to do. But I just thought it was

(41:25):
weird that she called and invited the kid over to
our house. So we're welcome, you know, he's welcome to
come come over and have some fun. Cool and we're like,
what kind of things does this kid like to eat?
And she says, oh, he'll eat anything. He loves all
kinds of food. Cave r octopus. Let me tell you
that couldn't have been a bigger lie if I've ever

(41:47):
been told one. Because we cooked a nice dinner. My
wife cooked some what is it called pork tenderloin, pork missiles,
and you know, put it on a plate, and he's like, oh,
I don't really eat that.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Okay, that's the finest we've ever eaten.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
We put some green beans down. Oh I don't like
green beans. Well, your mom said you'll eat anything, so
I don't know what you were supposed to do here.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
She looks like she's pretty thick.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
So we gave him bananas. He ain't half a banana.
Congratulations for dinner. That's what he had.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Maybe they're vegan, maybe they are man Also plantains, a
lot of that Costa Rican culture. You got your plantains, tortillas,
maybe a little chicken, not necessarily meat and pork and
all that. But you're gonna have a lot of your fruits,
a lot of fruits out there.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah, I mean they're just running around and riding scooters
and bikes and just being crazy doing all sorts of stuff,
playing games. And so finally it's like seven point thirty
and my son, baby Box had said when we told
him Sean was going to spend the night. He goes, Dad,
we have to stay up till ten o'clock.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
That's late. That's pushing it. I would have been in
bed by four hours.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I'm like, wow, that's what comes to your mind as
a six year old, is you got to stay up
till ten o'clock.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Okay, so that's the bar.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
So Nashville Soccer is playing that night, and so we're
trying to calm him down, and I'm like, all right, guys,
let's do some popcorn on the couch and we can
watch Nashville sc play.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Let Dad put in a little popper and.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Baby Box starts going crazy. Yes, Yes, let's go. I
gotta find my jersey, Sean. I don't want to. I
don't really want to watch Nashville Soccer NBA guy, Okay, cool,
all right, Well let's watch a movie. What movie would
you like to watch? I don't really like movies.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
What about a television show?

Speaker 1 (43:40):
I said, Well, don't you guys have movie nights at
your house. Your mama said, yeah, we do, but I
don't really like it very much. Okay, cool, So you
just want to go back in the backyard. Yeah, let's
just go back in the backyard. We're trying to catch
lightning bugs running around, and finally we bring them back in.
We start a movie and we're like, all right, let's
do some popcorn.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Guess what I have no idea?

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Sean doesn't like popcorn?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
What about the ice cream in the future Dippin' dots?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
So we have gone through point tenderline, We've gone through
green beans, we have corn, gone through popcorn, We've gone
through n SC. He doesn't like any of it. After
his culture, after his mom sold me on, he'll eat anything.
He doesn't like popcorn, he doesn't like movie night. He
doesn't want to watch n SC. Baby Box about have
a meltdown because he can't watch n SC. So I'm

(44:30):
just like, I don't know what to do. So finally
we put on what did we Oh? We put on
Kung Fu Panda one and he's like, I've already seen
this one. I'm like sorry, and he just starts watching it.
And then I got him. I said, how about some
ice cream? What kind of ice cream? And I said
cookies and cream. He said, I like that.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
I found something that he liked and I let him
eat it on the couch and they sat there and
they watched a little about Kung Food Panda. Then about
forty five minutes in the movie, he's like, gets up
and he just starts throwing balls around the house.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Kid's gonna work at Sonic someday. Baskin Robbins if you will.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
He was done with the movie, so we went back
outside to catch some lightning bugs and came back inside
finished the movie, and we finally got him in bed
at nine thirty and they both look at me and
they say, it's not ten o'clock yet. I said, yeah,
but guys, we read two stories.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
We're good. It's time to go to bed. And I
leave the room smacking time.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Babybox three out in about three minutes. The other three,
Baby Box two, baby Box one, and Sean just jabbering, jabbern.
Hear them. Finally, at ten forty five, I'm like, I'm
going to bed. And I walk in there and I said,
all right, guys, I think the cops called I'm going
to bed.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Looking for two kids escape from a Nashville jail.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
And if I get woken up, guess what you get?
Thrown in the garbage can. That's for real, Clark and
baby Box goes, Sean, that's not true. That's not true, Sean.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
You don't want to see me do it.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
And so I got in bed at ten forty five.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
You're half cocked from a margarita. You'll put him in
the can. And they didn't make another peep the rest.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Of the night.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Yes, he must have scared the kid.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Must have scared the kid. And then they woke up
at seven am ready to go riding bikes, scooters, running around.
Parents didn't come to eleven am to get a bull.
I'd have been on the horn about eight a. Anytime
we have de nise and nephew love him to death.
Same boomer goes seven eight am, rolls around the next day.
What times your brother coming times? Bro coming by? Yeah,

(46:38):
And we were just sitting there so we had entertained
for now. Oh they got they're hot.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Okay, I'm driving to Brentwood. I'm in the car at
seven thirty dumping them off. Run inside. It's one game.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Say up, Yeah, we just We hung out for another
four hours with him. He just ran around and we
had some breakfast. We gave him some muffins, another bowl
of ice cream, now in a banana, and he ate
a muffin. He ate a banana, so that was good.
He had plenty of energy. And then the mom texted.
My wife said, hey, you know, husband's gonna come get him,
and like, all right, cool, we'll get this stuff together.

(47:08):
She goes, well, it's gonna be about forty five minutes,
but he'll be coming to get them.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
That was an official dump off, zero dollar charge for
the free day care.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
That's exactly what happened. And I felt used and abused.
At about ten am, Baby Box looks at me and goes, dad, Dad,
can Sean spend the night again tonight? Hell no, I'm like,
whoa son, You've gone from your first sleepover someone spend
the night. Do you want him have him back to
back nights? This is not home run, dovery We're not
going back to back Jacks. No, he cannot spend the night. Yeah,

(47:36):
that's a big ass. My mom would allow it with
some of my friends, but then my dad would put
him to work. They'd have to plant trees. And they'd
never stay over again. Dude, it was the best when
you had back to back nights, when you would convince
your parents and their parents. I mean, Josh, Dick Penn
would spend the night two three nights in a row,
a j Russell, I mean, it was phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
My favorite yet, Josh. He was able. Maybe middle school
because that's when I lived in Wyoming. My mom. Because this,
I don't think his parents really cared about him too much.
His mom would let him stay on weak nights, so
we'd go to school together, we'd go to we'd go
to basketball practice, and then he would stay over Monday. Sometimes.
I believe we set the record and went three nights
in a row, that's legit. We would watch the NAT.

(48:18):
I remember us watching the NIT championship. Dick and around.
His life was great, and then I think he moved,
moved away, his parents rekindled or something.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
I do remember the coolest feeling, and you may never
had this feeling. You didn't ride a bus? Did you
ride a bus?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
You know what? I think I heard he works at
Taco Bell.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Now that's great, that's good.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
He yes, we rode the bus. It was an hour
long bus ride. On dirt roads with no air conditioning,
and they made us crack the windows and the dust
from the road would start to come in and you'd
have a headache by the time he got home.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
I do I do remember stories like that, but I'm
gonna say it when you would tell your parents, hey,
is it okay if AJ comes over after school on Friday? Okay?
And then you ask AJ's parents it's yeah, and the
AJ's parents would have to send a note that hey,
AJ's gonna ride the bus home with lunchbox, good time,
handed to the teacher, and then he got the get

(49:10):
on your bus, and it was like such a special
occasion riding the bus home with your buddy that didn't
live in the neighborhood, and it was just like, oh
my gosh, this is so cool.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Even better, you rode the bus, but you're gonna stay
over the night, and the kid lives in town, so
you walk there. It's as close as school. That's legit.
Wait what we don't get on the bus and you're
just hitting the streets. Dude, Then you're looking I mean,
we were like six, you know, I mean, we're seven
years old, but you're looking for chicks. You're already looking
for a gas station. Where can we spend some money,

(49:42):
get some pop. You know, not necessarily into cigarettes yet
at that age. But dude, when we hit the streets,
nothing like it, Dude, it was.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
It was just such a cool feeling to hand the
note and know that your buddy's coming home with you
that afternoon, getting on the bus, spending the night about
to have an epic freaking night.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
The best was the divorces, sadly because the one parent
would try to show off, time to show out. Oh yeah,
you're getting you're getting pizza, pop, you're staying up all night.
Usually she's trying to chain I remember the one mom,
Britney's mom and Kyle couldn't tell you the name, but
Brittany and Kyle their mom divorce. Remember as a kid,

(50:21):
she did not wear a lot and she was back
on the market trying to meet a man who so, yeah,
we're going gassed. I mean we were living it up
and she was half dressed the majority of the time.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Man, I don't remember. Here's what's crazy.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
That's the first time I realized I like women.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Whoa oh man, that's our late I me, that's a
little late.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Man.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
When you're in eighth grade.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
It's a little late, gotcha, I'll got this out defect.
It's a little late man. Man, that's not a good song.
That's what I said. Hey, we're staying over at Kyle's again.
When's next Friday? Can come soon enough? That tube top
was unreal, And I have no idea about the movie. Mom.
Mom was around us. It was great.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
We watched Hooters. I mean, we watched Happy Days. I mean,
I don't know, mom. Yeah, I never spent the night
of someone the divorced dude.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
It was all that. And I remember another one. One
kid would get the Xbox and then the other parent
tried to show off, so they'd get the PlayStation and
they're letting. We were burning holes in papers and they're
trying to make treasure maps, starting fires, smoking cigarettes. Never
had a bedtime because the other parents trying to be like, hey,
it's good over here. Yeah, you have fune with dad.
I mean there were no I mean we were out

(51:31):
all night, hitting the streets. Dude. We'd roll in at
like eight years old, roll in at like two am.
Don't even I mean what were we doing nothing? We
were literally just walking the streets. Yeah, I mean those
were like middle school days. But literally I never like,
let me think Russell parents still together, aj parents still together,
thick Pin parents together, Reggie parents together, Wayne parents got

(51:56):
clearly parents together. Mazzetti, Oh, Mazzetti. They they were still together.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Then, man, That's what I'm saying. Like Claus Knitz are
still like there was no divorces that.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Kyle and Brittany divorcee, Josh Miller divorcee, John Keith, not divorce,
but they should have been. They hated each other. You
had Derek Lohman divorcee, you had John Keith. I just said,
Jeremy Smith divorcee, Cody Shirley divorce. It was there. I'm
telling you, I don't know if anybody in Wyoming was
still married except for mine. They came over to my

(52:29):
place that you had dishes do you had to do?
You had to plant trees, parents, man, and go to
church on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
I'm not spending it on Saturday. If I gotta go
to church, it's a Friday night only on that, I'm
a pass. I'm on pass. I will say that I
would not no no no, no.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
No no no, might have not been that fun stand
at other place.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Man. I did go on spring break one time with
Reggie to his grandparents' house in Beaumont, Like near Beaumont.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
That's next level a spring break or a vacation stay over.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Yeah, and it was.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
It was.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
It was really crazy because I went to a black
church for the first time of my life. I had
never seen so much fun in my life. I mean,
I told my mom at to where I was like, Mom,
it was awesome. And I'm the white guy there, right,
And they say to beginning, any guests today, they stand up,

(53:21):
Hi guys.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
But I mean I.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Told my mom afterwards, Mom, you can just yell whenever
you want. Yeah, hey, man, stand up. It was so
freaking fun. But I told my mom, I was like, mom,
and they get so dressed up. But the only problem
is it's three hours long. Mom. It was a long time,
but it was so freaking awesome. But yes, no divorce a.
The only divorce a that I can remember. Spend the

(53:44):
night out was later in life, like in middle school,
Lauren Meltz or her parents were divorced, we'd spend the
night in her mom's house.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
You got John, No, not John, I already said John, Keith,
Joe Peterson. Oh, they were actually together. You had Joe
Fisher divorcee. Back to it all the girls, the girls
Amanda divorcee, Amber Dalkey together but should have been divorcee.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
I mean, here's here's the craziest one. You want to
hear the craziest one in high school. I believe it
was our senior year. Rob's parents, his dad got a
job in a different city and they didn't want to
make him move his senior year, so they he stayed
in the house by himself his senior year. Oh, dude,

(54:32):
early early middle school. Josh Miller parents went to school
at Laramie University of Wyoming.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Nobody was ever at the house. Oh, his mom and
dad are there. There was no cell phones, there was
no keeping track of anybody. Same thing. I mean, we
basically paid rent. Fifth grader.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Unbelievable. Senior year Rob's house was.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Just his You sneaking wine coolers? What is that?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
That is? Wild man? This wild times, wild times.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Running in the sage brush, dude, running in the prairie.
We were going nowhere. We were just hitting the streets though,
just looking for chicks.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
It was awesome. Just spend the night was so fun.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Sneaking some beer mixing it with milk. It was like, oho,
oh is that milk? Yeah, till he first started.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
That sounds weird, That sounds really terrible. Who had that idea?

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Cody Shirley divorce.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Of course Cody would, but I'm just telling you, man,
those were the times. But we had our first sleepover
and it just brought back so many memories for me,
and I can't wait for him to actually ask someone
and not just them be dumped on us. That's what
I'm looking forward to the most. I cannot wait for
him to be like, dad, can you call so and
So's dad and see if they can spend the night.
And I'll be like, dude, absolutely alright, the note I'll

(55:38):
have AI right, I mean, always a low box baby,
I would pretty much. I'd let someone spend the night
every weekend if my kid wanted it, because I remember
how fun it was. But maybe then it may maybe
it loses its luster, But I remember it as a
kid being the coolest thing ever when mom.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
And Dad said, yes it is, because that's when you
get to experience how the other half lips? How do
these kids that you get to see their home life?
And it is wild? Yeah, go over there Brittany and
Kyle's mom's wearing nothing. I'm like, whoa, this is what
stay in the night is. You just became my new
best friend. We'd go to the gas station, get big Red, go,

(56:14):
get as many pizzas as we wanted. We were watching
like our movies, Oh I Love Britandan and Kyle's place Dude.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
At my parents house when people would spend the night,
we'd go up to TechCo at like one two in
the morning. Let me tell you, my parents were such
hard sleepers that we just walked out the front door.
There was no sneaking out. There wasn't any you'd have
to worry about them getting mad. We just walk out
the door and we'd go to TechCo. And TechCo locked
the doors at midnight, so you had to go to
the little drawer at the front and you'd have to

(56:41):
tell them what you want and they would go get
it for you. Gotcha, And we'd get a thirty two
ounce fountain drink, some beef jerky, some candy and slide
the money in the whole thing and they pour the
drawer back put the change in there. It was those
were the days, man, the absolute coolest day.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
We were the New Orleans jail break before it was popular.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Yeah, and did you see the one New Orleans guy
he's taughting them on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Well, I thought everybody's been captured except for one dude.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Oh oh really, I thought it was only two maybe
two and one guy was like Memorial Day weekend. He
was on there on Instagram talking about or TikTok. Maybe
I've missed fourteen summers. Fourteen summers. I haven't swam in
fourteen summers. And it shows them doing a cannon ball
into the pool. Saw that one did not know it.
Didn't hear the audio. I'm like, dude, like, why are

(57:29):
you letty it? Like they caught him though they did.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Yeah, he was the one I saw in there.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Yeah, because they knew whose TikTok it was, they just
go to him. They find him.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
So far. The farthest that somebody traveled Baton Rouge hour
and a half drive, that's the farthest. Any of them
made it, most of them two miles away, that's French
quarter made it to a hotel Altavanessa, and one of
them made it ten miles a little bit a couple.
The two point two miles was a Superdome near it.
It's all in the French quarter down there. But the

(57:59):
one a couple of guys made it ten miles close
to an interstate trying to get trying to get up there.
But then the one to Baton Rouge. Dang, somebody was
captured in Texas. I thought I saw, really, man, I
might be farther in Baton Rouge.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Then there's another jail break. Do something like dude in Arkansas.
He used to be a cop. I used to be
a head cop in some city. He's serving like fifteen
twenty years. He broke out of jail.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
You gotta go to Mexico. What's keeping you from going
across the Rio Grande.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
I think they keep better tabs now. It's hard, but
you gotta go. You gotta can't be on Instagram and
TikTok man, Like, what do you that means? You just
want to get caught.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
First thing I'm doing? Find you a rolldog?

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Well, you probably Here's the thing. When you break out
and you don't have someone waiting for you, that's the problem. Well,
the problem is a lot of those people that were
helping him out, they're all in jail now. They're sending
the money they were calling. If you did any phone
calls or anything, it's called aiding and abiding or something.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
They're in jail now. Ye have caught every person except
for one or two that is wild crazy in all
of the world. They've caught you. I mean, you couldn't
find a bus, a train, just running, dude, I'd be
running marathon after marathon, trying to get to the golf.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Try out to the golf. I like, he said, to golf,
and I'm like, right, they don't want to play golf.
Who cares about golf at a time like this. I
ain't going back to jail. I'm finding a waterway and
I'm gone. I'm going to Mexico. I'm going to Honduras.
I'm going to Costa Rica. I'm paying a boat guy. Hey,
I'll pay you for the next year. Man, just get
me there. I don't care, I'll work for you. Just

(59:36):
get me to Costa Rica. Yeah, maybe Costa Rica. No, man,
we got a double header tonight, dude, I gotta get home.
Got a double header. If we win, we move on
in the playoffs. Hopefully we win that first game, but yeah,
we got it. We gotta go