New Studio And Podcast Still Sucks

In this episode we are live from our new studios and it turns out new equipment doesn't make the podcast any better. The Texas Longhorns had a rough weekend when the Bulldogs came to town so we will figure out where Texas goes from here. Lunchbox was completely wrong and owes Russell Wilson an apology after this weekend. Aaron Rodgers got his best friend but he still sucks as the JETS season was all but ended on Sunday Night Football and Fantasy Football Frustrations from Sunday. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hello, Hello, I hear you. Do you hear me? No?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Check Hello, you gotta push hello. Try the other one.
Maybe I'm the third one. There you go.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
You got me? Yo yo check check check check. Hold
on yo yo yo yo yo.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Dude, why would it okay? So your check check? I
must go around like that. Yeah, I must go one two,
I'm three, dude. Good job landing, dude, Stop telling you what.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
That's actually the most surprising thing you've maybe done in
the ten years I knew you. Hey, I was coming
out of the studio the Big Show, Big Show, thinking,
here we go. We're gonna pin the tail on the
donkey for the next three hours.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, I'm here. But now you're gonna have to when
I say take a break, you're gonna have to write
down the numbers. You got to tell them, or you're
gonna say it out loud and I'll have to write
it down. I'll do that because I can't see your screen,
and if you sit down, I won't be able to
see you. Yeah, you don't have to stand up, but
I can see. I just want to sit down. Well,
do you have a chair, Yeah, you do have a chair. Guys,

(01:14):
this is first day New Studios. This is awesome. Hey,
can I just tell you how awesome our company is? Like?
Is this is it doing in the thing? You can
email me? Is it in cool edit or whatever the hell?
Or how are you recording it? Oh you're talking about
next Gen? Yeah, there ain't no way I'm pulling up
next gen? So how are you gonna send that to me?

(01:36):
I'm recording it in Adobe? Oh you are good? Yeah, okay, cool?
But I can't hit clips. Hey, Hey, what's up? Do
you need something? Check? I think there's a podcast? This
is the Awareness Studio. Is there a way? Have we
figured out a way to like reserve, like to fight times?

(01:57):
Put it in the calendar or a sliders sheet of
paper underneath gators. Dad, Okay, that's it. That's how you
do it, all right? Are you scheduled for a time.
We can put our graphics and then you can stream
share and put like a video up here or something.
Oh that's legit, yeah, Arnold, Yeah, we'll work on that. Arnold.
He's still waiting on his key card to get in
the building, so he actually, Hey, it's going this awesome day.

(02:22):
You guys, you guys recording you guys. Yeah, we're live
we are live. You're looking live. Do you have the buttons?
I'm trying to find him. This is the hot set.
I'm closing closed door, closed door. I think Zach's trying
to come in. He's using that word, Oh my gosh,
Zach drunk. I don't know. He's walking in drunk, Zach

(02:49):
saying you didn't reserve this room, but he did. I
know you did. I saw the email go through. One
is gonna be a fight. He naked, need that blanket? Yeah,
this is it? Come on in Morgan. No, no, yes, yes, yes,

(03:12):
it is my studio. No, it's not. This is at dude.
Is he mad or not mad? I don't know. I
don't know what's going on. Well, his bag was in here.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
It was, Yeah, I was sitting right here. That's why
I kind of thought somebody was in the middle of something. Oh,
this is just what I was told was the studio
is kiddy dicking with this?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I don't think I have next gen though, so I'm
not gonna be able to do our sounds. Really yeah,
I can't find it anywhere.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, well we'll have to do it next time, right
or we can we like we're gonna take a break
in a little bit and we'll try to figure it out.
But this is just the start. But can I just
tell you how funny our company is. I don't know
if you've seen the wall over there. They have a
bunch of murals. I've seen them. Okay, did you notice
a football player they painted this new building? They have

(04:08):
all these murals of all Nashville things. It's like downtown, Broadway,
the River, every TIBs, whatever, I don't even know, Vanderbilt.
They have all of it. And then they have one
of a football player and he has a Texans helmet on.
Like someone clicked on it and went like, probably put Tennessee.
And when they were going down, going down, went one

(04:30):
too far and clicked on Texans for the logo. Yes,
because it is literally the helmet with the skull, it's
a Texans logo. How do you not double triple check it?
That is not It's not a Titans logo, it's not.
So I was then thinking, is it an alternate logo?
Why would it? Why would their alternate logo be the

(04:50):
same as the Texans?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Because I thought somebody can't be that dumb that they
would put a Texans on the helmet in a Nashville
City studio.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I mean I was looking at him like, oh, that's
really cool, broad Texans. Why do you have a Texans
and no one has noticed? Or are we just gonna
leave it and act like it's no big deal? Dude,
I don't know. There's new rules also in this building.
What is that? Oh you haven't heard it? You told me?
Oh yeah, yeah, there is new rules. I've been told
that we are not allowed to talk, Like we're not

(05:19):
allowed to stop by the salespeople's desks and talk. If
you want to do social hour, you have to come
before nine am. But but after that, it's all work,
all the time. There's no chit chat. I mean, that's
that's an odd culture. And it's what radio all about.
Just Gabin. I thought it was about Gabbin and making
relationships and making some deals. Here, you shake my back,
I'll shake your back. You scratch my back, I'll scratch

(05:40):
your back. It's all about clocking and yap. Yeah you
said unless you come in early, the salespeople aren't allowed
to talk. Yeah, Like if they want to talk football,
it's before nine am. Like if they want to talk
about this piss past weekend's Tennessee game. If they want
to talk about the Georgia game, it has to be
done before nine am. I'm at nine am. It's time

(06:01):
to get selling. Dude.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I made the worst first impression you could possibly make.
Hell freaking bones' noses bleeding. Yeah, And so he goes,
go get me Kleenex, get me something, and so I
went running. I actually had to go to the bathroom,
so I didn't even really care about his cleaning.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
First of all, the bathroom is too far. There's not
a bathroom closer, Like, we have to walk like a
mile to find the bathroom. I couldn't figure it out.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
That's gonna be a problem. So then I go to
the bathroom. And then I needed to get him some
sort of cleenex. So I go in the kitchen. There's
six salespeople. They all probably wanted. Oh, the Bobby Bone
shows here, Nice to meet you. I go, have you
guys seen any Kleenex, any napkins? And the one girl goes,
I don't know, it might be here. I don't know,
and then I just ran out of the room. Dude,
So that was our first impression. The Bobby Bone trie.

(06:42):
I came in like a Tasmanian devil and then ran out.
I was like, I probably should have introduced myself and said.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
So, where did you get the kleenex from someone's desk?
Abby had already gotten something.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Oh, I had a couple at my desk that I
was just gonna grab and throw in there real quick.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
But oh, you have a desk. Barely my feet arrested
on it. It's just right in front of me. This
glassroom a lot smaller. Oh, I thought you're talking about
like outside there somewhere.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
No, but there's a ton of available space. It's all
the people that don't come to work.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, I mean half of the building is. I just
saw a bunch of boxes stood stacked up over there.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
There's hundreds of computers unused because everybody decided to work.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
From home, which is nice. I think we can take
one of those. I think we can. I don't really
need a desk, and I don't want a desk because
it's awkward. Then people can find you and you have
to sit there and you're not allowed to talk. So yeah,
but it's also a storage spot you can throw your crap.
This is true. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I didn't even know really where to put myself. So
I just threw my backpack in the hallway. I mean
people probably tripped over it all morning. Riley Green comes in,
trips over it. I don't I don't have a bag
place to put it.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh, you don't have a place underneath your desk. Yeah,
so I just threw it in the hallway. I don't know. Yeah,
I have mine under my desk, which makes my feet
really crowded, like it's cramped.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I heard Morgan or maybe Amy goes. Somebody move lunches backpacked.
People are going to trip over.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
That, Yeah, well because I did. I did put it.
I used to put it against the wall behind me,
but now i'm the door, the seat right by the door,
so people coming in could trip on it when they're
going in and out. Dude, that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Man, it's new, Dude, everything people aren't good with new,
and especially radio. You're like, I don't like a right microphone.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Well now I've changed. I've switched. It's just whatever. I
don't care. Because Scuba wanted me to switch it. I
switched it. Fine, whatever, I'll put the mic over there.
If that's what you want, I'll do it. And also,
these it's taking me a little getting used to. But
you guys sound weird in my headphone. Oh I think
the head sound it sounds real weird.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Because dude, I was so used to how you guys
it probably is the exact same and it's just a
different plug in ox court. I don't know you guys
sounded It's sounding more and more normal. It took a minute, dude.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, but hey, how do we sound on the pod? Dude?
We sound good? How long's it been?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I don't know, but you didn't. It's been eight minutes.
But on the Big Show, your microphone at one point
was on the side. It's better now, but you.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Do I sound good? Here? You sound good?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Here voice dude, on the Big Show, for a second,
you were like sidecocking it. You need to go right
on the mic.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Okay, since I mean we're not going to do an intro,
where where do you want to start? What do you
want to talk about first? Why don't we do an intro?
You just have no music? Okay.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Arnold is off today. He is he partied all on
Broadway and he does not have a key cover yet.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
So we'll never be able to get the clips on here.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
We will because this mouse says next gin, but I
just don't know how to find.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
It, Okay, all right, I just meant like for the
rest of the pod, like the history of the podcast,
I was worried we weren't going able to get it. No,
we just got to meet with somebody, and I actually
have a meeting instead just run around places and expect
stuff to work. And what about someone walking in and
get mad at us?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Dude, I'm still blown away that you found us a
podcast room. I thought we were gonna be sol today
and I thought that was the start of our tenure.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
But yes, that was hilarious. Zach a good guy.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
But also I didn't know if he was slightly under
the weather, slightly under the influence, if he was actually mad,
if he wasn't mad, or if we actually took his studio.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Well, there's no way he gets his own individual, nice
studio like this. They said, all the stations get their
own studio. Yeah, big ninety eights right next door. Uh
mixes over here or whatever they're called. Okay, so I
thought maybe it was I didn't actually think it was
for the radio show, but I think thought it was
for Well then why was he in here? But it's
just a podcast studio. He thinks it's his studio. That's

(10:08):
how it's gonna be. I mean, let's be real. I
don't think you're getting your own studio. This is nice.
And we got cameras here too. Yeah. I see the
camera that I can be live. If we could figure
out how to work those, we're gonna have some awesome
YouTube clips. Oh dude, that means we we'll go live
every time. That's all I was gonna say, we go
live every day. All right, let's do the intro. Okay,

(10:30):
we're gonna do it live. We oh the one, two, three?
Sore losers? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Y'all.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
It is Scissa ray Mundo. I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the North side of
Nashville with Baser, my wife. She was a Broadway girl.
We do have a white picket fence. One cat. It's
weird without music. I'll die of a heart attack when
I'm seventy two. You man, I got stage fraight. I
think we need to start in Austin, Texas. I think
we need to start in the game of the weekend

(11:07):
that I circled on the calendar. I scheduled my whole
weekend around it because I was ready to see it.
I mean I didn't the kids did not nap on Saturday.
That way, I could put them to bed at six
fifteen pm so I could watch the Texas Georgia game
and see what it's all about. Number one verse, number five, Georgia,

(11:28):
the big bad Wolf going to Austin to take up
the take on the Longhorns. Ray, I don't know what
you thought of the game. I watched that game.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
It was a blowout. It was an utter domination, and
I don't want to say that. Oh if one thing
would have gone this way, one thing would have gone
that way, Texas could have won. They could not block Georgia.
That offensive line got beat and beat the hell they
got used, abused. It reminded me the way the offensive

(12:03):
line for Texas played. It looked like the Bulldogs back
in like nineteen ninety three, when we went to El Paso,
Texas for the state tournament. We had won CASA, we
had won Balconies, Little League. We went, we went went
to the regional tournament. We won that, and now it's
on to state and we think we are some bad asses.

(12:24):
And we go to El Paso and we play, and
we make it all the way to the state championship
and we like we are about to be the state
champions of Texas. And then in what sport soccer, the
Balconies Bulldogs we were forced to be reckon with. We

(12:45):
get to l Paso. We marched through that tournament to
the finals. We beat a team from New Bronfles in
the semi finals. Then the Chivas take the field. They
were from El Paso, maybe Mexico, not sure, but they
were grown men and they whooped us up and down

(13:06):
the field. We had no shot at beating them. It
didn't matter what we did. They were so much bigger, faster, stronger,
and better. We got our asses whooped. And when I
was sitting there watching that Texas game, that is exactly
what it reminded me of the little Chivas. The Chievas
went to Austin and beat the shit out of Texas.

(13:30):
They couldn't I mean, they couldn't stop them. Well, they
switched quarterbacks. They went from the boy to the arch
manning and guess what, arch Banning did, same damn thing.
He couldn't do anything. And I don't know if Georgia's
defense just decided to finally play or what. That was unbelievable.
That Walker guy, he was in yours's face all night. Dude.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
The game I adjusted over for it. So the pregame
that was the Voles in Bama. So I got all
geared up and cock for that one. But yeah, the
beers were flowing. It was a blowout. But Georgia had
to win that because Texas can now they can all
make the top twelve. They're all gonna make the tournament.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I understand they're gonna make the tournament.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Right, But if Georgia lost that after already losing to Obama,
I don't think Georgia gets in because an M is
undefeated and LSU's undefeated. Who are two surprising teams in
the conference doing well?

Speaker 1 (14:23):
If you watched that game and then this also, I thought,
I watch as I'm watching that game, and i'm, you know,
as an NFL GM because I'm you know, so smart,
and teams asked me for my advice. I watched quinn
Ewers and I watched Carson Beck and all I could
think in my head was these guys are supposed to
be top ten picks in the NFL draft next year.

(14:45):
They fucking suck. Carson Beck is they dude? They're like
then it's like Shador Sanders, Quinn Ewers, cam Ward Carson Beck.
Those are like the top. I wouldn't draft Quinn Ewers
or Carson Beck in the first round for nothing. They suck, dude.
It was. It was a blowout, and then they even
had that call that was turned around where it was

(15:06):
pass interference. Texas intercepted it. They called pass interference. Then
they threw the flag away and said there was no flag.
It was an interception. They had that blessing or it
would have been. The score wasn't indicative of how bad
the game was. I agree with you. Yeah, it wasn't
close at halftime. I think it went to bed. And
that's what I'm saying, Carson Beck. I feel like they
should have blown them out. I understand in Texas game
the ball in the thirty, but you can't say, oh,

(15:27):
if we don't do that, but Georgia caused that. But
their pressure caused you to keep turning the ball over
and Quinn Ewers. Is he the most unathletic guy I've
ever seen in my life, because if he has to
move one step, he can't throw the ball. He can't run,
he has no speed, he has nothing. So I don't
know how they think, Okay, he can throw the ball
a long way maybe, But if they think he's an

(15:48):
NFL quarterback, I mean, hole the ass because Carson Beck
you can't throw worse shit either.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah, hold on to your jockstrap for a second. Quinn
Ewers not great.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
The other kid he sucked to Jalen Milroll. I think
the guys sucks too.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
There's injuries or something that we're not learned about. Jalen
Milroll doesn't run anymore, which is odd, and then Quinn
yours he can't run. Sarks said he had to pull him.
He said he had to pull the quarterback like he's
his buddy. Used to have to pull the drinks away
from him when he had a problem. But sark Is
cleaned up and he said he's switched quarterbacks. He said
it was we weren't feeling ourselves. He needed him to

(16:27):
calm down.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, so then he went to arch Archs did the
same you know crap, And then they come out in
the second half. All right, they score a couple points,
but Texas never had a shot. Uh. Kirby said, what
did Kirby say? What's a respect on her name?

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Kirby said, nobody on ESPN cared about us. And all
the hoopla dude. Game day was there. They shot off
a million fireworks. The tower was burnt orange and white fireworks.
They did a flag the size of Texas and then
they got beat by one hundred.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Every one of my friends with my family, huge game,
and then all the all their Facebook ended with well
it didn't turn out how we wanted to, but what
a special day in Texas history. I loved it. Every
every post before it's like, oh my god, Texas whoo undefeated?
Were not? And then it's like and then I see
the posts can't win them all. Hey, rough game, but

(17:14):
guess what, We're still in the playoffs, still national title contenders.
It's like, no, no, no. Before the game you were hooting
and hollering how you're the best and you're gonna stomp everybody,
And afterwards like, h no, big deal, just one loss,
you know what I mean? That was a glaring loss.
It wasn't like you barely lost. Oh one. You know
you came up a couple of yards short. You got
obliterated all over the field.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
And I know you guys don't care about our gambling,
but I had a fifteen hundred dollars parlay all resting
on the Texas game. I picked Texas in minutes before
it was dealer, no deal with the banker, and I
said deal. I took three hundred dollars and I ran,
and Texas lost by fifty. I wouldn't even have been
close to that fifteen hundred. So when given the option

(17:56):
with the banker, always take the money and cash out.
I sat the whole time and I said, man, I'm
a genius. Not originally because I picked Texas, but I said, man,
the fact that I had the balls to just cash
that out. I was, Man, I'm proud the whole game,
That's all I thought to myself, So proud of what
I did.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Dude, the whole game. I'm there going. If you are
a Texas fan and you you camped out all day,
you tailgated all day, like you're in that stadium just going,
what the is going on? What is like? You had
to be like this is miserable.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
I mean at one point, was it twenty three to nothing?
At halftime it might have been, and then it was
closer than the score when you wake up in the morning,
you know, I had the Sunday hang you know what,
I didn't know the game was that close, but it
was just now the score laid out.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
My wife graduated from the University of Texas, and so
she doesn't really care. She was there when Vince Young,
you know, won the championship, like exciting cool. I don't know.
I didn't know your wife. Then, well, I'm just telling you.
And she was like, oh, we're number one. Oh, okay, okay,
let's watch this. And then after the first quarter she
looks at me and she goes, I thought you said
we were the best team in the country. I said, no, no,

(19:01):
you're rated number one, right, Nash goes, well, I think
I'm gonna go to bed. She gave up. Yeah, she
gave up. And then hey, not classy throwing the water
bottles on. Oh shut up, there's a bunch of drunk
eighteen and nineteen twenty twenty one year olds. Get over yourself.
It was a terrible call. They I don't understand how
they reversed it, but I am glad. I will say
I'm glad Georgia won because well, what do you care about,

(19:25):
doesn't matter. The game's gonna happen as No, no, no, I'm saying
after the water bottle incident, because then it would have
been a lot. But I'm also glad they overturned the
call because Texas fans can't say, oh, you know what
I mean. If they wouldn't have made that one pass
interference call, we would have won the game. We would
have won the game. Kirby goes.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Now, they've laid the precedent where if you throw bottles
on the field, they'll overturn a call for you.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
And the SEC comes out with a statement going, hey,
Texas is gonna be fine, like two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars nothing to Texas, and they're gonna use video
evidence and they're gonna pinpoint every single person that threw
a b and they are not allowed to go to
another Texas event in the year twenty twenty four twenty
twenty five school year. So the rest of this year,
you're not missing much basketball team in the meeting. Again,

(20:10):
I'm not sure. It's probably only two or three home
games right in the football game. Football season. It's almost over,
And are they really going to go through and find
every single person through a bottle? Do you think they're
gonna waste their resources to do that? No? How much
money does Kirby smart mate? Probably eight million.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Thirteen million? How much how much money does start He's
the most highest paid in ten Yeah, like nine or ten.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
That's unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
They put the top ten coaches. Yeah, that was interesting.
But yeah, the bottle throwing. I just remember when I
went to a Cubs Cardinals game and I saw fans
throw brooms on the field.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
I was in college. I thought it was the coolest
thing ever. Cool. No, no, it's guys, it's not that cool.
Now that I'm.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Forty ish, you're well into your forties. Guys, it's not
cool to litter. Let's not let's not litter.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I did like how the cheerleaders and everybody was picking
it up, like, I got to give props to that.
Cheerleaders usually a Texas. They still are probably they're the
most attractive girls. They're all pressy.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
They seem like it unattainable. Nobody can date the textas cheerleaders. Dude,
they threw those bottles on the ground. All the shielders
ran out. They're gonna picking it up.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Oh, I had a night with a Texas cheerleader. It
was great. I think Burge is married to a check
Texas cheerleader. I wouldn't be surprised he might be. I
don't know anything about him. Yeah, our timing, I don't
it's just weird. I can't see the screen. I don't
know if we need to take a break. Take a break, dude,
I'm just saying it was an absolute bud bat. It's
a break. We're gonna take a break and we'll come

(21:32):
right back. Yeah, you don't know how to add. No,
you don't have me on again? Yeah, I don't hear anything. Yo,
try again. There, I am try it there, I am
my headphones with there. Guys, this is like, this is
really weird. We're just we're trying to get used to
new things. I'm sorry it sounds a little discombobulated. We're

(21:54):
like Texas when a real opponent comes to town. You
know what I mean, we get all flustered and we
can't get our ship together. Got you got the sounds? Well,
why would oh my gosh? What? Oh there you go? Yeah,
but a lot of my sounds didn't transfer over. Really, yeah,

(22:20):
like what we have this bed, we have that one,
but our our new sports beds that we got those
are gone. Maybe you just got to find them in
the system and reput them up. Simon made it. Colchurch here,
Simon Levi, I, I hope you're doing well. What about Batter's Box?
What if everybody that's a Batter's Box here with a

(22:40):
special Happy Birthday edition. I don't know what it must
feel like to have such an amazing team that, no
matter what, they're unfreaking believable. What are you talking about
the Kansas City Chiefs. I don't injuries, No, No, it is

(23:03):
amazing what they are able to do. Well. Then make
them your favorite team. No, but I want to ride
their nuts because we thought the Patriots. When the Patriots
dynasty ended, we said, oh that's it. The dynasties are
over in football, Like it's just not going to be
done what they were able to maintain that man, that
not only did it not take very long, this is

(23:26):
unbelievable what they do week in and week out, year
after year. They lose all their playmakers and they get
cast offs. McCole Hardman, ju Ju Smith, Schuster, sky Moore,
sky Moore, Carson, Steele, Gray and Noah. Who are these

(23:48):
people and they just dominate? They are unfreaking believable. Did
you watch the game? No? I didn't. Even Brady was
on the call, and I had every time that he
said football is so hard, I documented it and now

(24:12):
I will recreate everyone that he said. Thank you one
minute end of the game. Ah, Kevin, it's tough to
overcome a holding penalty in the NFL. In the NFL,
everything so.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Another one. Tom Brady points are gonna be hard to
come by, Kevin. Everything in the NFL is hard.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
I almost got audio on this one. It's so hard
in the NFL to reverse field, Kevin. Everything in the
NFL is so hard, dude. That's his thing.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
I I mean I I I've got to be considered
a producer, sir, an audio guy. I figured out his
his angle every game. It's hard, dude, everything that's it,
that's his thing.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Overcoming injuries is hard, hey, To reverse field, Kevin, that's
hard to do in the NFL. Guys are just so fast, man,
They're just flying everywhere, and once you reverse course, there's
someone there waiting for you, man, Kevin, When when Patty
Mahomes is able to throw crossbody to Patrick Kelsey, that's
just or whatever his.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Name is, that's just so hard in the NFL. I
could never do it. I mean, dude, it was everything
that was the Oh if you get.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
A penalty man trying to trying to get to get
a first down after a holding penalty, that's hard in
the NFL. Kevin, dude, he was at it again. Was
the game good? Uh? Or was it domination Chiefs? Because
by looking at the scoreboard the Chiefs dominated. Then I
look at the stats. Patrick Mahomes didn't play good.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, and I was we were following a fantasy guy.
We were following Eye you can. I think he died.
So to tell you the quality of the game. I
had no money on it.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
And are we needed our guy to get some receptions
and he passed away? Yeah, no longer with us batter's box.
He had his son's soccer game at three o'clock, so
he turned off his phone and was not taking text
or calls and he was talking to no one at
the game because he didn't want to find out what
was going on. Me. Oh, we were we were going

(26:24):
to a fall picnic in the neighborhood. They were having
a fall picnic where they had some food and a
couple of bouncy houses and it was at the local park.
Like all right, yeah, this sounds like fun, but I mean.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Dim the lights a little bit. Can you try to
put him down and just bright at ship in here?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Dude? That word? Yeah, that's putting them down a little bit. Yes,
there you go. Much better, damn hot and much better,
much better. I can see your eyes. I gotta bit.
I gotta take a picture of our first show. Hey,
much better. I mean it was hurting my eyes, like
I was squinting looking at you. That's great. They do

(27:06):
a little selfie action. I'll get in it. Here we are.
I wish you ever logo up. Dang it. Uh. Anyway,
so we had a fall picnic or whatever in the
neighborhood and my wife's like, we gotta go, and I'm
like really During the Chiefs Niners game, but it doesn't matter.
The Chiefs just find ways to win. They are so
freaking good. They're so well coached. Though they're so well run.

(27:28):
It is it must be the greatest feeling to know
every Sunday or every you know Monday every Tuesday. That
damn my team is unbelievable. Did you watch the game?
I watched, like the first half of the first quarter.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Purdy was bad, Ayuk was dropping balls, Deebo Samuel passed away.
In pregame they had him on an oxygen mask.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
There there was there was nothing good for San Francisco.
The Chiefs just.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Came in to sodomize and then they left town. What
was the final score?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
It was in the twenties, the twenty eight's, twelve, fifteen, sixteen, nineteen.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Patty was doing what Patty does. He was running a
little bit. I think he got a rushing touchdown for
the first time in forever. It was one of those
man But.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
There was one play when he was going to the
sideline and it's all over social media and I one
hundred percent agree with this is the Niners kind of
let up because they're scared to get a penalty for
hitting him, and once they let up, he turns it
up the sideline and gets an extra twenty yards. There
you go, and it's like, okay, this that's taking advantage
of the rule.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
It's the same guy that fake kneels and then continues
running right the.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Fake slide and they had to change the rule because
it was like wow, okay, but anyway, and.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
The fans, Batter's Box, this goes out to you as
well as hey kid, always the forty nine or the
sun sets UCLA, the fan base wherever the sun was
shining in the seats. There was no fans there, so
they may have had twenty five thousand people. There not
a great showing from San Francisco. And I'm gonna hang
up and listen.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
I got a text. You want text from Batter's Box. Well, yeah,
why did Also did Batter's Box text me this weekend?
I don't know. He texted me about the Longhorns game. No,
he texted me about the Tennessee game. That's what he did.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
And I go, thanks for the jinx and he goes,
I didn't yink to you the long Horns one or
the balls won And I said, well, I was reverse
jinxing actually by saying that you were jinxing.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
In the middle of the game. He texted me, goes,
I need raised number. But and I'm like, why it's
worthy of a text? And I said, what do you
need to tell him? And I said, I need to
send him good mojo for Tennessee. I'm like, what, what? How? What?
Why are you so invested in the Tennessee game? Like
what what does that happen? Any like outcome on your life?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
But box? Were you dipping into the brown? And I said,
here you go, like, I'll give you his number. I said,
did you text him? And he goes, yeah, and he
told me I jinxed him? And also what does he
have an android? Dude? The message came in green. He
has some weird phone.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
I thought I was getting spammed or something. But then
I said, who's gonna not to say that they're Batter's Box.
It's got to be Batter's box.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
So uh, he must have finished the game last night
at eight oh eight pm, the Niners game, because I
got a text at eight oh eight pm Sunday night
and he left off the four. He just put Niners
season over. They don't make the playoffs. And I said why.
He said, ike ACL Debo needs oxygen. He said, I

(30:22):
uke ACL too many injuries or special teams in the league.
I said, oh, I didn't know that about Ayuk didn't
see the game. He goes, case is the old pats
but better. I said, it's amazing. And then he said,
plus they do not even get holding calls against them.
It's amazing. Makes it easy when they do that. He goes,
they will threepeat. Trent Williams gets punched and he's the

(30:45):
one that gets ejected. Hilarious. So we may need to
do a futures bet on Chiefs. I said, it's just wild.
They lose all their playmakers and they look better. He goes, Oh,
Then he goes, it's so sad. He goes, But I'm
gonna tell you what we need to do. He goes,
I want the forty nine ers to tank, trade off

(31:07):
all their assets, stock picks and build around cemce purdy
and Bosa Warner and everyone else is available for trade.
I know we won't do it, but we've reached our ceiling.
It's time to rebuild. Okay, thanks for the glass ceiling, batters,
and then he said, can you get me two pink tickets? Uh?
When she's coming to Austin?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah, party was missing every pass. He was five ten
yards away from these guys you just throw. I mean
they were playing football that I would see on the
second yard grade playground. Dude, it was Perdy doesn't throw
the deep ball. The one time he did, Iuk tripped
over his own dick Ayuk is not who we thought
they were.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Well he's done for the season.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
And Deebo, what did he get hung over the night before?
He had the oxygen tank on? And I mean it,
it's just not a good look for the tough forty
nine ers team we saw when you got you got debo. Man,
he's offfing to what's he sucking on?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Dude, I don't know. I didn't see it. Ray, he
was sucking on some of those things that they pump
into oxygen tank. So we know the Chiefs are winning
the Super Bowl like it's over. Well, they're amazing.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
The odds are pretty much still the same at four
times your money. The Lions are the one who improved
a lot. They went from ten times your money to
seven times your money.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I mean they Hey, let me tell you, they looked good.
I mean, Ray, they him looked good. We got to
take a break.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
You're thirty two minutes in okay, and I can tell
you the time because you're not gonna have it.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
No I do. We'll take a break. We'll be right
back after this. Ray, This could go down as the
worst show in the history of our shows. No, I
want to talk about the fall picnic man. So I
go to these little neighborhood things and I always talk
to the same people, same women with hangars, same people,
same family, same conversations, over and over, small talk. And

(33:00):
my wife's like, you should really talk to other people.
We can make more family friends. Which you want me
to take the woman or the man. I said, okay,
you know, I'll talk to someone new today. I'll talk
to someone new. Hey, John, we're looking for a third
So I see this family sitting on a blanket and
they got like four or five kids, and we're standing
in our circle and I'm talking to people. I'm like, man,

(33:20):
there's no way all these people live in our neighborhood. There.
I've never seen these people, never half these people here.
I'm out in the neighborhood walking, running and playing with kids,
riding bikes, kicking around, and I never see any of
these people. There's no way. And they're like, yeah, obviously,
all these people they just don't They stay in their backyard,
they don't go in the front yard.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
I'm gonna put you on a pause for a second.
I'm the exact same way, dude. I'm always out in
my yard. I play golf all the time, I'm running,
i'm driving. If something happens in my neighborhood, it's mysteria, lane,
I know about it.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Over to you so and it's called whissterea. So I'm like,
there's whatever, all right? Cool? So these this family is
packing up, they're fixing a leap, and they got five
kids and four or five kids. I'm like, you know what,
this is my chance. I'm gonna I'm gonna branch out.
Let me help you with your picnic bass. So I
leave the circle and I go through them. I said, man,

(34:11):
you got a lot of I see, you got a
lot of kids. All of us we got kids. And
we're having a you know, a Halloween party next weekend
if you guys want to come. I said, there's gonna
be a bunch of kids, you know, And he goes,
we don't live in the neighborhood. Oh oh, so you
got to it's the write of passage. So I'm like,
exactly what I said, is I guarantee you not all

(34:32):
these people live in the neighborhood. There's no chance. And
then be the one person I go talk to new
because my wife says, oh, meet new people in the neighborhood.
Doesn't live in the damn neighborhood. Well, it's fine, would
you mind bringing your wife? So I said, Oh, you
don't live in the neighborhood. Huh, how'd you know? Oh?
My in laws live in the neighborhood. So they just
invited us to this little, you know party, and I'm like, oh, cool,

(34:53):
all right, man, So I guess we won't see you
next weekend at the party, I'm like, this is why
I don't talk to new people.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Same thing happened in my neighborhood. I go to those
a food truck every other week. Sometimes it'll be Mexican
they've had They'll usually do desserts, ice cream cake. What
did they do the one time when I went?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Got it? Yeah? Those the chips for Baser. Did we
get burgers? There was a burger one? Did I also get?
Was it Chinese?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
There's all kinds of food trucks in the neighborhood. So
I go to one and I'm like, oh, whatever, I'll
be social. So I start talking to people.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
The one lady, Oh my gosh, are you from the show. Yeah.
She sounded like Arnold, I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
And I was like, yeah, yeah, how's it going Scissor
Ray Mundo from the show, And I said, that's awesome
that these food trucks come into the neighborhood and everybody
there's a neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
It's a thing. You've got to be in the neighborhood.
It's not illegal. You could probably get away with it. Yeah.
But the lady goes, I said, oh, it's so fun, man.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
So you're we're right here in this driveway, and so
she goes, yeah, I live right there. And I'm like,
that's weird, though I've seen the lady and the man
that lived there, they got all the kids.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
And she goes, actually, I.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Don't live there. I'm a friend of hers. And she
tells me when the food food trucks come. And I'm like,
what is this thing where people just come to other
people's neighborhoods and then play the role like they live
in it until push comes to shove. I actually don't
live in the neighborhood. My friend tells me when the
food trucks come. Okay, lady, okay.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Dude, get out of here. The picnic They even had
a station for name tags, so you would know people's
names that way. Hey, you know, oh Jim, where do
you live? The freaking people that don't even live in
the neighborhood put a name tag on what did you
put lunchbox? Note. By the time I got there, the
name tags were gone. They weren't enough name tags lunchbox

(36:34):
mansion on that corner. But these people don't even live
in the hood. And then they want to blend in
so much. They went to the name tag station, filled
it out like they lived in the neighborhood, slapped it
on their old chest, and walked around like they were
part of us.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Well, here's the deal. I've also heard if you move
from the neighborhood, it's still guys.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
I'm sorry. These headphones.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
I feel like I'm looking at myself in three D
bird's eye view from a place it above ours. These
are weird at shit. We're gonna have to figure this out.
I may go without a condom. Actually, I don't even
know why I'm wearing headphones. Good God, that was annoying
as hell.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Wasn't annoying about it?

Speaker 3 (37:09):
It throws me off one millisecond. It'll totally throw me off.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
You you were you had headphones in the old studient.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
I listened to you dumb asses for three hours, five hours, dude,
and it was fucked up in my ears. I come
in here, I'm far thee in my ears. So I
need to say this. People from that used to live
in a neighborhood will still go back to that neighborhood.
I I agree with that. That's okay. They made the friends.
So I've actually run into a couple of those. I
don't call him out, but I'm just like, oh, you
used to live here. It was such a fun neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
I get it. So there's that as well. Then mind
you leave? Yeah, I mean you go for the bigger house.
You get divorced. Did he cheat? It's usually that.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
It's usually the guy, you know, he's at work, he
got a little loose with his pants. Secretary, she's wearing
a skirt bing bang, thank you, ma'am. Next thing, you know, affair.
Somebody's got to leave the house. It's too big of
a house. So then they both end up leaving. One
of them comes back to a food truck and I'm
talking to her on a Tuesday night.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
It's something like that you got it, Ray, what kind
of food do you like it? If no, no is that
was the end of your story. Yeah, that was it? Okay,
So yeah, that was how I missed the gate.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Yeah, my story had a beginning, a middle, and an end.
I'll hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
That was well done. You did like the introduction, the
body and the conclusion. I mean, that's amazing. I took
a picture and put it on our podcast or on
our Instagram. You've got to see the studio.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
We have it pitched art because it's so damn hot
in here, and we're thrown off a little bit, but
I'm actually starting to get cozy. But we also behind
the scenes worked on putting our logo up on the
TVs for about twenty minutes until I finally spoke up
and said, guys, we're not recording this. Why do we
give a shit if we could look at ourselves in
a logo for an hour?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Now? There are video cameras in here, and there is
a system that we can use it to record it,
but I don't know how to edit it. I don't
know how to get it off that thing, and I
don't know if it's worth.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
It, if it takes more than one minute. I ain't
doing it, but if it gets his YouTube hits.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Uh oh do you hear that? Yeah, here sounds like
a vibration btill it sounds like someone's drilling something. Anyway, Ah,
what was I saying? God, dang this, Hey, this studios
thrown me off. I just got to be honest with you.
It is I'm actually too close to you. Yes, you're
like like six inches from me.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
So I how to figure out a way to sit
down because I'm not well sit down? No, no, because
the Zach's blanket is still in here.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
There's a chair over here I can put it in.
I I boosted up my chair. I'm fine.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
We're only gonna be here one more segment. I don't
feel like sitting on another man's blanket. And in case
he comes in the room, he already was in here
early on. You guys heard him. He was not happy
and unhinged. We did meet him in the hallway. And
I guess this is a multipurpose room, so a lot
of people are going to be using it, and it's
just gonna take some communication. Hey, we're in the radio industry.

(39:57):
Imagine that we're gonna have to communicate guy. Wow, But
they did tell us there's like a sign up sheet
or something.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, it's gonna be on the door, and you're gonna
write your name on it. That's gonna go well and
smooth's perfect. I'll do it every morning at two am. Perfect.
I'll block out from ten to one sore losers or genius.
Nobody will beat us here to it. That's right. And
then if we're not gonna be here, we'll just go
and scratch it out. Not a problem. Zach comes at
what day of one day to get his name on
I told you I was gonna get my name on that.

(40:25):
I told you I was gonna get there. You try
and take my studio, Nah, not today. But speaking of
people being mad, hey listen, Cleveland Browns, I know you
want to be mad, Jamis Winston, Miles Garrett. You want
to get up there in front of the press and
the media and say how dare you? How dare you
cheer or boo him when he gets hurt looking DeShawn.

(40:48):
I don't like when people get hurt. I hate it.
I gotta feel bad for him. I go to massage
parlors myself. But here's the thing, Deshaun Watson is a
piece of shit. And I mean the thing is, guys
that he wanted to get rubbed out for four straight years.
You know, the fallout still continues. There was over thirty

(41:11):
women and men that just rubbed him raw. And he
could just settled another lawsuit like two weeks ago because
he wanted a rubbing tug. So he wanted to do
what he wanted to do. So when he gets hurt,
we're not allowed to still get We're not allowed to
be oh so sad, Oh such a good guy. Bullshit, bullshit,
that's what it is. It wasn't the fans, it wasn't

(41:33):
the players, it wasn't us. It's to every masseuse in
the country. You stand up in boo when.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
That man was on the ground and he was raw,
and he was hurt, and for that moment, it's not
good to cheer when somebody gets hurt for that moment though,
and he needed a massage, those massuses weren't there for him,
and nobles SEUs will ever be there for him. Because
he's to have to get over this injury by himself.

(42:03):
He's gonna have to rub one out the old fashioned way,
and I'll hang up and I'll listen.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
So, when he's getting loaded on that cart and he's
got the towel over his head and tears are coming
out of his eyes, do you think I felt bad
for him for one second? You weren't watching that game, no, Ray,
I was watching the Brownies game. Go Brownies. Hell. No,
I didn't feel bad for him. And did I feel bad?

(42:28):
And I feel like it was wrong for the fans
to boo his ass? No? I didn't. I didn't feel
bad at all. That's like if Aaron Hernandez got hurt
on the field after murdering a couple of people and
people boot him, would you feel bad for Aaron Hernandez. No,
what he did was unbelievably despicable, So screw that dude.

(42:48):
If I want to boo his ass because he's hurt
and he sucks and he did that to so many
freaking women, go have at it. Boo his ass. Hey, guys, Paul,
did he just slipped on the ice? Ha? You laugh
at him? You deserve that moment to laugh. That's right.
RC Kelly gets hit by a bus and breaks his leg.

(43:11):
Are you gonna laugh the boo theo Epstein just got
hit by jaywalking. You laugh. It's okay. Yeah, they're terrible humans.
It's okay to boo him and laugh at him and
be happy they got hurt. It's terrible, but what he
did to those women is much worse than him blowing

(43:31):
his achilles and getting two hundred and fifty million dollars guaranteed. Listen,
he'll be just fine, but ep him. See you letter
to shock.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
When Arnold comes to work on Wednesday hungover because he
was partying all weekend and he makes a mistake with
the audio, you laugh.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
And listen. I know, blowing out your achilles. Coming back
from that is hard, har and it's gonna bed when
he's really rehabbing and he's like, oh man, I got
some sore muscles. I need a massage, and all the
masseuses are like nope, and he has to just use
a thera gun. Sorry, Deshaun, Life is hard comes at

(44:16):
you fast. Hey see a letterer, DeShawn, We won't miss you.
You suck. Brown's bands are happy also because maybe Jamis
Winston will come in at QB and they'll actually win
some freaking games.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Hey, we got to see some backup quarterbacks though. Did
you know the commander's backup is Marie's.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Hey is this guy? Oh? Trust me, I found out
who it is because guess what, Oh they still cook. Oh,
your boys got Jaydon Daniels. Your boys got Jaydon Daniels.
Oh what was the energy? Blah blah blah blah blah,
because he came out chilling. He was in his windsuit.
Jason Williams is fine. No, he ain't fined John Daniels.
He tried to throw the ball and ah, he like, no,

(44:57):
that ain't gonna work, and he slammed his helmet down.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
I went on sports centers thing. People kept speculating what
it was. I said, guys, it's just a little bit
of gas.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Stomach. I couldn't tell what it was unless it was
a quinn yours abdominal. Oh, because trust me, I think
that's what it is. Because oh, don't worry. I had
this huge lead, huge lead in fantasy and Naji Harris
Garrett Wilson going last night and went off. Nah, Naji
Harris didn't do much. Yeah, he had no hold on.
He only had like eighty or ninety yards, which is fine.

(45:29):
Garrett Wilson, Garrett Wilson didn't do much. Thirty seconds to
go fourth and two. All you had to do is
take a knee. Who cares kick a field? Go it
doesn't matter, or get the first down and fall down.
Kaepernick was nowhere. Nase Harris wants to break it for
a fucking touchdown. And now I'm only up twenty and

(45:51):
he's got Isaiah Likely and Zay Flowers. Tonight, your boy's
about to get cooked because Jaydon Daniels only got him
five freaking fantasy point.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Coach, don't punch the table in this new studio, and
I need your expert opinion for me and Justin. Yeah,
we are down by thirty five points.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Oh you're done. Hold on, who do you got? We
have Lamar Jackson, we have Zay Flowers. Oh, you're gonna win.
And we have Bateman and he has Likely. You'll win barely,
you'll win. Guys, can we stop with the drill? I mean,
because Lamar and Zay we'll get them. We'll get thirty
between them.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Well, me and Justin started out four and oh, and
I guess we're projected now to be five and two,
but good god, we are almost four and three.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah, I am projected to lose. Thanks, I mean, just
rough and I mean, oh, don't worry. Amari Cooper goes
to the Bills and guess what he does, touchdown, touchdown
sixty yards. But I thought you had him. Yeah, but
did I play him? Why would you not play against
the games? It's his first game? I texted Billy, Hey,
I taxed Billy. I said, Titans. Why the nine and

(46:58):
a half? Baby? Stop that Drawlly. The Titans didn't even
come close to come. They were winning seven nothing. Maybe
they were until they were went in tend nothing. They
were losing thirty to ten. God, they suck. They're so
they suck so freaking bad. They suck so bad. But no, oh,
I played, don't worry coming off of bye week. Mike McDaniels,

(47:21):
he's some offensive genius. I'm putting Tyreek Hill in that
damn lineup the first half. Guess how many targets that
Tyreek Hill had. Well, I'm guessing he was getting thrown
to by who the ghost of tuy at Tulios. No,
Tyler Huntley. Guess how many he's out No in the
first half, though, Guess how many catches Tyreek Hill had
in the first half. I don't know, thirty zero? Hey,

(47:42):
guess how many targets he had in the first half
one zero? How the fuck? How the fuck tell me? How?
How do you how do you have a whole bye week?
How do you have week? How do you have a
bye week? I don't have my headphones on? Is this believing? No?
We had a gun shot? How? How that's a bleak?

(48:02):
How Mike McDaniels, are you supposed to be some offensive genius.
You have a bye week, so you have two weeks
to come up with a game plan, and you don't
get the bowl in Tyreek Hill's hands at all in
the first half. The dude is super lightning fast, maybe
the fastest dude in the NFL, and you can't figure
out the way to run a screen for his ass.

(48:23):
Get the out of aird. God, I'm so pissed.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
This is the most we've ever yelled. And Mike McDaniels,
did you see what he was wearing?

Speaker 1 (48:30):
What was he wearing? Dude?

Speaker 3 (48:31):
He had off whites with the tags on him, and
then he was wearing Caprice sweatpants. He had him like
pulled up to his knees. Bro, He's got the swagger
of a ten and O team. But I think they're
like and they suck like two and five. They suck
the worst teams in the NFL. Go ahead, the Browns,
the Titans, Carolina and the Patriots.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
I'll tell you another one. Right out of the break.
We'll be right back. God, so annoying. I'm so frustrated.
Get Tyreek the Hill, the ball, Jackson Smith and Jigba
three freaking points. I should have played a Mary Cooper.
I should have played a Mariy Cooper. We'll take a break,
We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Gosh, forty nine thirteen. Okay, dude, I am way better
without the condom. I am able to flow. I'm in
my fluid state right now. I may have to do
this always condomless. The sounds are gonna be fed up.
But I can't do it with a condom. This headphone
is screwing me up. But here's the thing. I own

(49:32):
a huge apology. I was dead ass wrong, Deshaun Watson.
I was dead ass wrong.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
What you said about Aaron Hernandez the Ghost, what I
said about Russell Wilson last week? I was dead ass wrong.
Where's the clip hold on? You need to this. He
needs to hear it. Played Broncos Country, Let's run who
Pittsburgh Country, Broncos Country, Let's ride, Let's run. Well, I
was dead ass wrong. I talked about how stupid they

(50:00):
are to bench justin fields, that Russell Wilson has been
washed for the last two or three years, that he
has no business taking over a four and two team.
I was dead ass room. The Pittsburgh Steelers are so
much better with Russell Wilson at quarterback. Tomlin said, that's
why I get compensated, well compensated. I mean, that was

(50:23):
a great line.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
That's why Arnold gets well compensated. Well, bitch, you're not
even in the building.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
How'd you chucke? When he told me, I said, I
was gonna say that over the weekend. Oh. I don't
understand how he does it. But Mike Tomlin, no one, guys.
We don't give him enough flowers. Well did we give him?
As jase A flowers in a second? But he has
the ghost of TJ. Watt. It doesn't matter even when TJ.
Wat's hurt, they win game.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
He's the best defensive player in America.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Because eighten hundreds is dead. Aiden Hutchins, I thought that
was a tight end. Uh, dude, he's the one on
the Lions. Wait the Lions. I thought the Lions lost
a tight end. No, that was his name is Laporta, right,
the Lions. Hutchinson's a defensive guy. Yeah, I always thought
he was a tight end. That's so funny. I had

(51:15):
I thought they had Laporta and Hutchinson. Oh my god.
So they've been making a big deal about a defensive guy.
Defensive guy, dude, he's the most disruptive dude in the world.
Didn't need him against Skull can No, they sure did.
They sculled their ass right, They sure did scull their
ass right in the butt. I mean, go back to
your Minnesota jobs, guys. Skull is undefeated, no more, no more.

(51:36):
Oh have you bet the Kanzae Chiefs to be the
last team undefeated? You win, congratulations, because that's what the
Chiefs just do. They just win, win, win, no matter what.
She's got recy Rice out, they got freaking they got
everybody tacko Kelsey, I mean has been just I don't
even know if he did anything. I don't know if
Kelsey did anything caught like a side armed four yard pass.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Other than that, all he did was get Taylor Flowers
and go to a concert and fall asleep at show.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
All I'm gonna say is I watched that Steelers game,
and the Steelers are so much more dangerous with Russell
Wilson at quarterback. Justin Fields may have been able to
run the ball, but he can't. I knew he can
couldn't throw it because I watched him with the Bears
for a few years and he was god awful. Russell
Wilson makes you respect the deep ball they throw. The
wide receivers are actually dangerous. Russell Wilson was phenomenal last night.

(52:23):
The Steelers are legit. They are absolutely legit. Right with
Russell Wilson at quarterback, they'll make the playoffs. Not even
just make the playoffs. They're not gonna have the offense
to compete with the Chiefs with the Ravens. Really they can't.
Why not. We've seen dangerous dude. They beat the Ravens
when they have Mason Rudolph at quarterback, where they have
Duck Hodges at quarterback, they compete with the Ravens. Dude,

(52:44):
have you watched danger Russ? Who's that dangerous Russ Wilson? Yeah,
I watched him last night. Listen he looked great. Listen
this Whiston guy you're talking about. He was with the
Broncos and they never scored. I don't know if that
was his fault. Okay, they're chair I mean he's had

(53:05):
a good game. You guys keep jumping from one to
the other, to the other to the other. Well, I
watched the game last I was telling you he sucked
and he shouldn't be the quarterback. And I went back
and forth with as a dude on Facebook and he's
yelling at me about how Russell Wilson's a good runner.
He wasn't a good runner, but he's right. Russell Wilson
needs to be the quarterback. He is so much more versatile,
He's so much more accurate throwing the ball. I mean,

(53:28):
the Steeler guess what Steeler's gonna They play the Giants
this weekend. Oh did you see the Eagles defensive line
against the freaking Giants thirty to two. They sacked Daniel
Jones about six hundred times, Saquon two hundred yards, probably
three touchdowns. So get ready because the Steelers, if you
couldn't block the Eagles defensive line, you got TJ what

(53:48):
what and high Smith or whatever? That guy's on another end.
They are about to kill Daniel Jones this weekend. But
we are seeing there are about five teams that can
win it. Chiefs, Lionons, Ravens. No, yes, Ravens can win
it with they're a legit force. With Derrick Henry, you

(54:09):
got it. I still just don't think Lamar Jackson could
throw the ball well enough. Minnesota No, yes, no, that's
fools goal. Oh my god, they lose one game by
two points. Relax, they are pretty good. R e Lax, Relax.
You know who can't win it? But New York freaking Jets.
Their season is God over them, dumbasses. Aaron Rodgers blaming

(54:33):
the coach get his asspire, blaming this person, blaming Mike Williams.
Guess what you still suck? Did you have the same
record as the Jacksonville Jaguars. Hey, did you see the
video of Defonte Adams teaching Garrett Wilson running routs?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
People were saying, what's he teaching him? How to leave
a team high and dry? What's he teaching him how to.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Leave how to get in a fight with Aaron Rodgers? Hey,
how to have a bad attitude? Because I've heard if
you watched that Wide Receiver show on Netflix, it'll leave
you hating Devonte Adams.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
People were like, what route is he teaching him? Okay,
you're gonna stay on that side of the field. I'm
gonna be all the way over here, so don't get
in my way when.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
I try to get these pass Hey, yeah, just stay
over there, because you know Aaron Rodgers is gonna throw
it to me over and over and over and over again,
and you're gonna be irrelevant. It doesn't it doesn't matter
how good their offense is, and it's not very good,
and it's not it's the offensive lines fault, and it's
Aaron Rodgers's fault. Guys. The gosh darn Jets are cooked.
Last week, I'll tell you, you bet them to make the playoffs.
They can't make the playoffs. There's no they had to win.

(55:31):
They're two and five. They have to go. They're not
making the playoffs. Two and five, you're so far. I mean,
they gotta go seven and two, maybe eight and one.
The rest of the.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Way, guys, fantasy matches up with the NFL perfectly. The
same teams record in the NFL that are making the
playoffs is the exact same in your fantasy leagues. A
two and five team in fantasy, I'm sorry, you're not
making the playoffs. And the same goes for the NFL.
So the Jets are out.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
The Jets are out. Jaguars. I mean they have the
same records the Jaguars, And we were talking about Doug
Peterson being terrible. The Jacks suck. I mean they have
the same record, they have one more win than the Titans.
That's unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Do more teams make the playoffs in the NFL or
in our fantasy league? In the NFL, it's fourteen for
thirty l the NFL fifty Percy have his oars would
be twenty four teams would make it. That's how many
teams make the NFL.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
That's wild. Twenty four teams made in our fantasy league.
But yeah, the Jets, I mean they went all I
mean they went and trade it for Devontae Adams because
that was the missing piece. I think it's a guy
under center. Man, he's too old, he can't do it. Hey,
speaking of center, Matt Overton, the journeyman is now with

(56:43):
the Dolphins. Twelve year vet. I believe I put more
targets than Tyreek Hill. I put on his TI when
he touched the ball more than Tyreek Hill did in
the first half. That's unbelievable. He was the starting long snapper.
He picked him up from the practice squad.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
He had a Dolphins jersey on and he did picture
in front of Lucas Oil Stadium, his wife, kid's daughters.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
I said, this Overton guy. Kid does not quit the
dudes in the NFL again, amazing, bro, amazing, And they
got to pay him millions.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Because he's a VET. You can't pick him up at
our entry level contract.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
That's true, but half the season is over, so you
gotta those. Yeah. I don't know what the salary is,
but I mean, amazing. Congrats for him. Anything else that
stuck out to you wanted to talk about from this weekend?

Speaker 3 (57:26):
It was interesting your brother texting me. I deleted the
text hopefully he texted me again. I need another so
I can have his number. Justin claims that he told
me to start the backup Mike Ray Ray Davis for Buffalo,
but he didn't, but he claims he told me to
do that when we were drunk.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Also, these Paris games, what did he do? We wouldn't
be sweating our dicks often, so he claims he told
me to start him over downs and downs.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
The guy's in the Indianapolis Colts. Don't throw to the receivers,
don't ever pick up a receiver.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Quinton Richardson Quentin ar fifteen, he's awful, does not get
in Flaco Flaco Flame, flat go Flaco Flame needs to
be the quarterback of the Indianapolis Colts if they want
to win games. Flat go, flat go Flame is it?
And listen, I understand they drafted Anthony Richardson high. They thought, Okay,
you know he's good, but guess what he ain't it?
And also he ain't it. I think it's in your

(58:21):
division or batter's box. Somebody started Flacco at quarterback. Guys,
he's the backup quarterback. He got zero points, so he
started the backup. That's not good.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Yeah, I thought, this fantasy league, we come all upon
the promise that everybody's gonna put forth their best foot
and they're gonna study a little bit. Guys, you can't
start a backup quarterback. That's an immediate zero points.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
I am just en. I want Anthony Richardson is awful.
Like I put a lot of stock in him. I
drafted him, and then I late rounds. Is when I
got Jaydon Daniels, like, oh, we all have two quarterbacks,
both studs. I'll have trade bait. Good. God, if I
didn't draft Jayden Daniels late just because I never draft
two quarterbacks. I always only draft one some reason my gut,
I was like, I need to draft two. And Anthony

(59:03):
Richards sucks like he is so bad He's not it
like Jayden Daniels is it? Caleb Williams might be it.
Drake May I'm gonna tell you what, dude, looks good
he did. They got house though, right, they got house.
But I when I watched the game, he was calm.
He was called, what the.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Hell were you doing up at seven thirty in the
morning watching a game in Paris? Let me tell you
it's the EPL.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
I love Europeans. Let me check, dude. I got three kids.
They get up at six fifteen. They need to stop
with those damn games.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
They need this stupid so they hate the fans cheering
for every play, every play.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
I mean, there's every jersey in the audience, in the stands.
It's so terrible.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Hey, guys, that's the reason I don't watch European soccer.
It's at a weird time, and the fans are weird.
I don't want to see fans just cheering because the
guy caught a ball that does not deserve a clap.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
I still don't think those are all dedicated real fans.
I think they are handed jerseys as they and like
hats and stuff when they walk in. The damn State
Stadium was in full guys, take note. Even the Europeans
boring live.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
They're not trying to go see the Jaguars and Patriots
both at one and five.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Oh, don't worry. I think there's another one this weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Drake May goes, Yeah, I think the fans over there
will like us because our name's New England.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
And I mean that is like England over there. He goes,
we have their name in our day. Oh boy, great one,
good one, Drake. I mean it's how much we care
about England. Yeah. But I'm telling you, hey, Drake may
look good, but Anthony and Richmond, it's it's not it.
Pull the plug on that experiment. Move on to a
new quarterback, play Flaco Flaco flame and draft someone next year. No, no, don't,

(01:00:32):
because you gotta get Carson Becker. Quinn. You wers huck
good luck. They suck, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
We had a lot of sports to get through and
we just hammered you with so much. We missed one though.
W NBA congrats to the Liberty.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Oh no, no, bullshit, they stole They stole it. It
was handed to him. The Links got screwed, did they?
Is that who they played? Yeah? I saw the coach
of the Link saying, that's bullshit that we got. It
was just stolen from us. The rest were terrible. I
don't know. I didn't watch the game. I didn't see it,
but the Vegas Knights won it. Forever in a row. Yeah,
but did you did you see the dude on our

(01:01:05):
Facebook page? No? His big hit? No, Oh my gosh, Ray,
this is a parlay of your dreams. How much I
will tell you one second? He bet twenty dollars? Okay,
and where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
Where is it? Here it is? He bet twenty dollars

(01:01:27):
yesterday and he had Brian Thomas Junior, Jacksonville Jaguars anytime
TD check yep, Jamar Chase anytime TD. Chase got one, yep,
aj Brown, he got one, got one deep ball right
down the sideline Boom, Drake London got one, didn't Justin

(01:01:48):
Jefferson anytime TD Boom got it. So going into the
afternoon games, he needed Brian Robinson Junior anytime TD got
it and Kyron Williams anytime TD. I don't know about Karen.
Karen got like two touchdowns. Dude, bet twenty dollars. He
went a couple grand two thousand, five hundred and eighty

(01:02:10):
dollars on a little bet. That's legit. Pretty damn good.
Next time, give us those picks before the game. Yeah,
pretty nice. Ray, my accounts at zero. Would you like
to hear my hit over under two hundred? If not,
don't share it. Okay, I will give you my hit
real quick. It was one of those fifty dollars, like

(01:02:30):
it was like a bonus like increased odds or whatever. Yeah, beware,
and so it's like, oh, you get to increase it
by whatever, but minimum max bet fifty dollars. So I
was like, all right, let me take a stab at this,
let me go a little crazy like Ray does. Okay,
let's see where is it? Hold on? Hold on. That's

(01:02:52):
why we need a producer. Here we go. First one,
Justin Jefferson anytime TD score Boom, Saquon Barkley heading back
to New York to play his former team, got to
put him on the list. Boom, Saquon Barkley anytime, TD Boom, Boom,
Brian Robinson anytime, CD Boom boom.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
And all these guys are even money, So don't act
like buff him paying together impressive then by themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Not all paired together. This is a parlay, I know,
but individually they were all even money. Yeah, Buffalo Bill's
money line, James Cook. Oh, no, I did do one
with James Cook, but I needed Jordan Addison to get one.
He didn't get it. I had James Cook and someone
Injon Robinson and Addison, Brian Robinson Junior, TD Boom, Washington

(01:03:37):
Commander's money line. Oh that was Bjon Robinson up there,
Washingt Commander's money line Boom. Next one needed the Rams
money line Boom and Kyron Williams anytime TD Boom bet
fifty dollars win one thousand, eighty three. You hit for
a thousand. Yeah. Way to steal the thunder from one

(01:03:58):
of our listeners. No, I couldn't. He he made more.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Yeah, but still you want it. You tried to attempt
it. It was at an attempted one up.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
No, I wasn't attempted. I just saw his and I
was like, damn, mine doesn't sound as cool anymore. It
was an attempted one up murder. All right, we gotta
get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
I got three hundred from an early cash out of mind.
Doesn't sound cool at all anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
That's why I separated. I went at the beginning with
yours and then ours at the end.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
But players Westbrook of Kenney, he was like, almost twenty
times your money to score a touchdown, and I was like, damn.
They sometimes randomly throwed him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
I didn't bet it. He got a touchdown. Yeah, yeah,
that's hard. There was a lot of betting going on
this weekend. We gotta go. You guys gotta get back
to your job. It is hot as hell. I'm sweating,
great job. First studio game, I don't know whatever whatever
we're out, I don't know. That was all over the place. Yeah,

(01:04:54):
I can't get Tyreek Hill the ball. Hey, do you
guys want to do video, Let's get you logo. We're
not even doing video. Yeah, well we'll do our video
some other time. I don't know how to figure. We
just want to see how the buttons work. Dude, I
got to go back to how impressed I am that
you landed this podcast room when I thought it was
gonna be an unmitigated shit show. Yeah. I just went
in here in flexible muscles, slapped my whip my and

(01:05:16):
put it right on the tables. And we're using the studio.
And you heard the commotion in the beginning when he
came in. He was like, Ah, that's my studio.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
And also I love how everybody just thinks you're gonna
know how to do everything, Like get we learned the audio.
Next tomorrow, we learn the video the next day. We
put a logo up like you don't have to learn
everything instantly, Like we're not all gen zers.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Yeah,