May 2, 2025 • 52 mins
In this episode Lunchbox talks about night his Dad got arrested when they were out celebrating Lunchbox's birthday! Lunchbox is headed to Austin for the IHeartCountry Festival and Chest Day is ready to act like they're 21 again. Plus we discuss our mating calls with our wives when we lose them when we're in public.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is that the start of it or are you doing
that just annoy me? Because that's definitely annoying. I do
that in the hallway all the time because it's our
little inside joke, me and MCKITTI where I do that,
and nobody else knows where the noise is coming from,
but he knows. I'm able to make the hum with
the whistle. It's very interesting, and I'll do it in
the office and sometimes it gets like loud, like a
(00:22):
dog whistle, and people look around wonder if it's some
sort of carbon monoxide detector or something. Do you have
something with your wife? Let's say you're somewhere, like at
a store or something, and you're trying to find her. Cuckold, Yeah,
bird call what's yours? Ha ha Okay, I go co.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
We you have to because if you just yell a name,
it's hard what it's easier just to hear.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
And they know. My wife knows, oh okay, that's him,
that's him, and she looks around. She does the same thing.
It works in a girl store, but sometimes I'll catch
myself doing it at a nice upscale spot and that
probably shouldn't have done it there. Why it's not the classiest.
You're kind of yelling at your wife in a way
I would say your mating call, like, hey, I'm over here.
(01:15):
You're lost, you can't find me. Just look this direction.
That sound is so distinct, so that you know you're
only talking to her, and she knows she's only talking
to me. It's pretty simple. I actually did now I
remember where. It was really rude. I did it in
my house. It was Jessica r neighbor and baser having
a heart heart conversation that went on and on and on.
(01:37):
And I walked in. Nobody said anything to me. I
took my shoes off, Nobody said anything to me. I
walked to the couch for a second. Nobody said anything
to me. I walked towards our bedroom. Still not one
person even acknowledged my existence, and I go, ah, hello,
I'm here. Well, no, no, no, that's not the reason
you do it to get their attention. Sheh, you're there.
(02:01):
The only reason I do it is if I can't
find her in a store, right, I couldn't find No,
you could find her because you could see her. That
was me saying I need your attention, and guess what
snapped right to it? Oh, hey, how are you doing good?
I've been here for five minutes. How are y'all? Yeah? Uh, dude,
you realize you are a little right, Ah, you realize that. Right.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Just because she didn't acknowledge you when you walked in
like that doesn't mean you need to go ah, like, hey, pay.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Me some attention. You're like a little kid, right. But
that's when it was rude. So it can be used
in a rude way, but usually it's pretty beneficial because
you find the person right.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Away, like you're very disappointed that all of a sudden, Oh,
I'm not getting acknowledged in the first five minutes I
walk in the house. Oh my gosh, I'm gonna make
this noise and interrupt my wife and this Jessca chick
having a conversation football stadium.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Can you do it? Or is it too loud? Might
be too now, you can still do it. They'll get it. Yeah.
At the entry store, it is perfect. At a department store,
h Ross Marshalls where other places that we go to,
Cole's always ah boom, they pull off. Oh you're in
(03:16):
the aisle, Hey over here, great dude.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Prime example. We're at the playground the other day at
the Zoo. The zoo has a phenomenal playground in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Went there boos at the zoo's Oh did you how
was it? It wasn't booze it They have some event
like that. It was good it. We went with the Dodds,
their kid. It rained tad miserable. What we made it through.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Ours was a beautiful day, looked awesome. We were just going.
We wanted to get out of the house, so we
want to go. We have a season pass and.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What's it called. What's it called. It's called the Zoo Ray.
It's called the Zebra Pass. I don't know what it's called. Man,
how's it going? I got the Zebra Pass.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'm here again.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, I know, I'm rich.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Rich.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I have a pass to the zoo. Anyway, we don't
know what it's called. And we're like, oh, let's just
go to the zoo. Well, check out the playground. Let
them run around for a little bit. And the playground
is massive, and I'm walking around. I can't find my
wife anywhere because I was over in the castle with
the two older boys, baby Box one, baby Box two,
and she was with baby Box three on the other side.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
And then I'm walking around. I'm like, well, they're not
here anymore. And I'm looking around all of a sudden here,
oh honey, oh there you are. Got it so easy,
And no one on the play Everyone on the playground
is just sitting there playing.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
They don't think I see yere Jason, Jason. There's probably
other Jason's. Or you're like, they're not talking to me.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Other Lauras. You go buy Starbucks. Oh, I've had that
order ten times today. Yeah, I tell her she should
go with a code name. Yeah, thanks exactly. So you
go easy.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
But I'm gonna tell you about the zoo while we're there.
Baby Box is like, hey, can we go see the
Komodo Dragon?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
We had nanom Escape.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Have you ever seen the Komodo dragon?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Ha?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Does the hold neck?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Does it?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
So you walk to the Komodo Dragon. It is at
the very farthest point.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Of the zoo. Okay, Hey Sea World, Hey Chicago Zoo.
It's Nashville. It's a pretty doable zoo. Okay, am I
getting it mixed up with another zoo? No, it's small.
It's small. That's a small zoo. Here's the problem this.
I'm just gonna tell you. We walk all the way
back there, past the rhinos, past the giraffes, past the rhinos,
(05:33):
past the giraffe, past the birds, past the carousel, past
the zipline thing. Oh, that line is miserable, and you
go down a field and stop. I've seen ones in
Costa Rica. Guys, don't ever do the zipline at the zoo.
It doesn't mount up, gotta level up.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Ray the one at the Zoo. The ride lasts forty
two seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That is the most boring zipline, and the line is
always wrapped around it. Wife and I were sitting there
and we were looking at it as we were waiting
to go into the bird enclosure, and she was like,
I was like, look at that line. That's probably an
hour long line. She goes, no, way, that's an hour.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
People wait in line for an hour for that, and
I was like, yeah, in the ride, I mean, how long.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Can that last?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Thirty seconds? So I did it when they got strapped in.
I timed it forty two point seven seconds from boom
to boom statistical season and they were already done, and
I was like, is that worth waiting in that line?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Nope?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And what also isn't worth it is right across from it.
Four D exhibit. You just watch a movie for twenty
minutes and some tongue tickles your leg and some mistit.
You don't do it, go see the animals. No idea
why we got roped into it. Huh never saw the
four D one. I didn't. Well, you don't see it.
The tongue just comes up and gets you from behind.
And Bazer loved it. I'm like, wow, don't go there. Ow.
(06:52):
So the tongue came up like Shannon sharp, honey, that
wasn't the exhibit. That was Oh, I was really loud.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
They were laughing a little bit.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
So we walk all the way to the Kimodo dragon
and there's one in the glass enclosure and there's one outside.
And my six year old baby Box was so excited
to see the Komodo dragon. And I've never seen something
so boring in my life. The damn thing didn't move.
A lot of them are going to the bears.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
What do they do? They go sit in the cave.
You rarely see them. They're hibernating. Literally just sat there,
and the Kimodo dragon just sat there and sat there
and sat there. We stared at the damn thing in
the glass for ten minutes. It never moves, Like, all right,
let's go check and see if we can see the
outdoor one. So we walk up the hill a little
bit and we see the outdoor one and it doesn't move.
(07:49):
It doesn't move. Sit there for ten minutes. It doesn't move.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
So let's go, Hey, let's see if the we go around,
if we get a better view of it, or if
there's another komodo dragon up there. So we walked around
where like the vets offices, like the new building.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Seeing it. Kimodo Dragon's still in the same spot. Apparently
all they do is sun themselves a lot. Like some
of the other animals. Kangaroos don't really move a lot.
They are fascinating the sea up close. The rhinos can't jump,
so they don't even have a fence at their exhibit.
All they have is a trough that's like two feet
of a drop. Yeah, because they're not able to jump. Correct,
(08:24):
that's pretty crazy. Nuts, These huge azz things can't jump,
so all they had to do was put a little
pothole and they keeps them in an enclosure. I think
about that all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I'm like how does that little thing keep those big
monsters from wrecking.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Shop over here? Yeah? I love the zoo, but it's
definitely a challenge for the staff. I agree. But a
lot of these animals hiding. Yeah, where's the drafts? Oh
they sleep apparently, the rhinos. Oh, they all just either
lay in the mud or eat out of a trough. Oh,
they're hiding behind those rocks way over there that you
can't see behind. Awesome, man, glad I came to the zoo. Dude,
(08:58):
go find the bear because every time we go there.
Hey quick, zoo staff. Yeah, man, Hey, how's it going.
I work here for the zoo. Awesome the bear, I'm
not really seeing it in this entire area. Oh, it'd
probably just crawled in the cave. That's how they like
to do it during the middle of the day. Well,
then why do you have a cave. I can't I
can't even see the bear.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Well, we have a cave because we want to make
it like their natural environment. We don't want to deprive
them of some you know, living situations, so they're comfortable.
We want to make sure all animals here are very
comfortable and they have plenty of space, and it feels
like home.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah. Also, it's good to play tricks on the kids.
You always say it. You talk a little too loud
to the person next to you and you go, yeah,
I haven't seen the bear for a second. Do you
think we need to notify the zoo officials? You know,
you play stuff like that, or that's funny. Hey, I
was here last week and there were two bears. There's
only one in there right now. Oh my gosh, I
(09:55):
mean you just messed with them a little bit. That's funny.
Do you think one of them escape? Oh my gosh,
Now that is hilarious. It's a walkable zoo, I'll give
you that. It's a dude, it's a fun It's not
like I remember Denver Zoo. You only see like a
quarter of it in an entire day. The Denver Zoo
is huge, massive, huge. Gotta have a stroller for that one.
We did the stroller.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
We did that, and one day that's where I did
call the water buffaloes and they did come to me.
It felt like I was one of them. But we
get to the Komodo dragon and we're sitting there just
watching it and nothing happens. So then we go back around.
Nothing happens. And then after about thirty minutes of looking
at this Komodo dragon, guess.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
What he did?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Uh went the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Nope, his tongue went out ray.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
He came up to me and urinated on me.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
His tongue came out. The tongue was long, it was
kind of like a neon green like lines on it.
It was cool to see, but not worth the walk.
And here's the problem with the walk. It's not a loop,
so you have to walk back down the exact same
way you came, so you're passing the same exact exhibits
on the way back down. They should make a loop
(11:04):
where you don't have to repeat your steps. Yes, so
it's just so far. And then it did pick its
head up at one point and we all, oh.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Then I laid it back down. Yeah, I never it
was all I got to see this amazing Komodo dragon.
But did they build it up? Did the kids want
to go see it? Why all of a sudden do
you want to see kimodo? Baby Box has been talking
about the Komodo dragon. Okay, I don't know how he
knew that the Komodo dragon was at the zoo, but
he's been talking about it. Yeah. See as a I
(11:35):
did not even a parent, but I realized the point
of a zoo is you try to act like stuff
isn't that entertaining, so you can get out of there
as quickly as possible. Baser would have been there all
damn day. So I play the role of oh, the
snake thing to do much. You don't even got to
go in there. And I'm scared of them too, so
I'm like playing it like they're not that interesting. The
flamingos you see those all the time. Yeah, they just
stand on one foot, they're pink. They you don't even
(11:57):
got to go see that exhibit. Half of the exhibits
you're trying to convinced the person you're with aren't that interesting. Well,
I really just want to get back down to the playground.
I really just want to see the giraffe, the lion,
the bear, tigers, lions, tigers and bears, the big guys.
The giraffe is pretty cool, the rhinos pretty cool. But
do they even have girafts at the nashuy Okay? Maybe
(12:18):
it was closed or something.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
They may have been at the vet one time we
went and we watched all no no animal swear we
did the when you came in. We went to the
left first and did the whole loops, all the lions
and the flamingos all that, and.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
They're like, all right, let's go up there. And we
walked all the way up to the giraffes. Says sorry,
I'm at the vet.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Like you should.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
The giraffe said that it had a sign and his
enclosure said sorry, ray et ceta, Oh they're at the vet.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Come on kids.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I was like, why did they not tell you that
in the beginning when you get there at the front,
they could have said, hey, just so you know the
giraffes are out today, they're at the vet. Instead of
me walking the extra half a mile three quarters of
a mile all the way out to the giraffic exhibit
and oh that's one of those ones.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
It's not a loop. You turn around, had to walk
to three quarters of a mile back the same way
you came.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
So frustrating. But the life Komodo Dragon the biggest letdown
in zoo history. Yeah, another good zoo, San Diego Zoo,
San Diego Zoo.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I'm guessing a lot of marine life, but that's the
different one. That's the Sea World. That's the one they
try to shut down all the time. Ray Shamoo doesn't
deserve that. So yeah, yeah, sorry, my wife was texting me.
I didn't know what she was texting me about. Ray.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
She said she's not happy in our marriage.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
No, no, she did.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
She was just fond of that.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
She just said she was at Goodwill. Do I need anything?
There's actually great stuff there. I got a club, my
five iron I got from Goodwill.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, and I'm like, oh, yeah, that's my I know,
I don't even know. How would I know what's at Goodwill? Like,
what what could you What could you get me?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You got picture frames, you got polos. They actually have
a lot of great golf shirts because all the rich
golf guys. Oh dude, and I heard this is going
to be a little regional. But go to the Brentwood Goodwill.
All the rich people just take their clothes and they're
really nice clothes and give them a good Will because
they get a tax break. You say, oh, I donated
two thousand dollars in clothes. You can then claim that
(14:19):
on your taxes. Who knows what you get back, but
it's something. Damn. That's a good call. Yeah, that's why
they always asked me when I delivered stuff. I didn't
know that and they go, do you want a paper?
And I'm like, or do you want a receipt?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Now?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
What do you mean I received?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
And they go, oh, you just tell us the value
of everything, and we write on this receipt. I'm like, oh,
thousand dollars. Those shoes are highly expensive in New York. Yeah,
they're like, okay, cool, thousand dollars. So you're telling me
they're like New Balance.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You're telling me that the Goodwill in Brentwood is sort
of like the Academy on William Cannon and I thirty
five in Austin, because that's where I would go for
my golf stuff. Because William Cannon I thirty five, no
one was playing golf, and so all the golf stuff
was always on sale, the shorts, the shirts always on sale.
At William Cannon and I thirty five. You go to
(15:05):
the Brody location. Oh no, oh no, you are paying
way too much for the golf stuff over there on
Brody William Cannon, I thirty five. Boom, Like when I
get into town and I'm gonna have Garrett, like when
he picks me up from the airport. I think we'll
stop by that academy and maybe look at some golf gear.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, speaking of golf, I heard this is this is
random random thought. I heard that we're just doing golf
all wrong. Like your clubs, did you ever get them
fitted for you? No, Apparently you're supposed to get like
the perfect your you're the handle on it. It's supposed
to be almost fit molded to your hands like that's vital.
(15:45):
And the length of your club they don't alter that much.
But I'm shorter than you, so that actually would matter
when with golf clubs. Apparently you're supposed to get these
things perfected, and nobody does and it makes all the
difference in the world. Huh. So you're telling me the
guys on the peach have someone that puts them at
the proper length. Yeah. I believe it was John Daly.
There's some clip around the internet. He goes, people are idiots,
(16:07):
they're always going for the right clubs and stuff. He goes,
the grip is ninety nine percent of the game. You
have to get a fat grip. It has to be
perfectly fit to your hands. When you hold it up.
You don't want any part of your hand showing it's
just like a glove. I mean, it's just like molded
your hands. He's like ninety nine percent of the golfers
to go out there and I have no idea about that,
and it makes all the difference when you're playing the game.
And I was like, Oh, that's interesting. I bet that's
(16:29):
pretty cheap to do too. Huh well probably not, No,
it's not. But I'm saying you can go get new
handles on it, which is like twenty a piece probably,
and they'll do it it dicks for you. They'll mold
it to my hands. No, but they'll get you a
fat one, a skinny one, you know you can. That's
better than what you're dealing with. So the clubs are
(16:50):
just massively important, like with anything.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Oh, I agree, Like I mean Bison d Chambeau, though
he has them all the same length, I know different
players have them differently for different clubs, And I will
agree because if you go to the store, me and
you are buying the same length club, which is really weird.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
And we have completely different swings and we have different heights.
That's what I'm saying. Our drivers are different sizes. Yeah, yeah,
but we all just throw on the clubs. All right, man,
let's go play it and we use different balls, right,
and we put it in different holes. Right, But do
you have a ball that you prefer the color? I've
been going with color now, the greens, the pinks, and
(17:29):
Baser loved it on the course, she was those are
fun to find. I'm like, I know, I went green
for a while for a few years. I went green,
and then I came back to white. I got green,
I got pink. They're kind of just easier to find, too.
I agree with it's easier to see in the air.
I like them, especially during the winter months when there's
no grass on the fairway. You can't see that white
(17:50):
ball like you hit it and you lose it because
it white blends in with white. Right, you need that neon, pink, green, yellow,
whatever it is. Boom, drive right to it. Should we
start the show?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Man?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
We didn't start it, No, I don't think we did.
I thought we were gonna start it and I had,
you know, I don't even know what the how we
got on the topic.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
We're gonna do it live. Arnold is off today. He
is at the zoo.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I thought he's head at Austin for the iHeart Festival.
I believe he may do that later on in the day,
but he is starting his internship as a zoo keeper.
Whoa yep. He informed me that his job is to
clean up rhino. Oh man, that's a lot of crap.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
So you got to get a big shovel for that. Yep.
So he's the trough Guy's got a shovel bucket.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
All that. He said.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
It's pretty busy, time consuming, but it's better than this
internship in comparison. I don't know. You learn a lot
more here and you don't have to work as hard.
And I said, how was it first day? And he goes, shit,
oh that makes sense. He did smell different. He smelled
a little foul. He smelled a little foul. I'll be
honest with you.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
We gotta take a break.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
No, we gotta do it live. We're gonna do it live.
We oh the one two three sore loser? What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, So
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all. It says that
I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male. I live
(19:22):
on the north side of Nashville with Baser, my wife.
She was a Broadway girl. We have two point two acres.
We have two point two kids of Vanderbilt Clinic. Justin
checks on them. And we also have a heart attack.
That's gonna happen to me when I'm seventy two. Over
to you, man, Over to me.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Man, I'm you know, Austin's gonna be a great time.
But before I get to Austin, I probably need to
take a break.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
We'll be right back ray.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
We need to see the ratings.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
No, we got an email. Man, Well, somebody stole my
sound effect. No, you lost it? What was it? Titled
email sound effect typing? See, we got an email? Uh?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Was a typewriter. It kind of sounds old school typewriter
and it kind of sounded like the the iPhone going off.
I have no idea. Dude, that's it. That's the old one.
But we just gotta go with it. Dude, that's it.
You sound drunk? Go you ready?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Well, you gotta play the clip, dude, all right. They
save this clip for when the show went downhill. No, no,
when we get nominated for awards. These are the kind
of things why we get nominated for the Big Awards. Baby,
that's why we go to the Podcast Awards in La Dude.
Here's the sad thing. We don't remember when we do
the intro anymore. We don't remember what the clips are
(20:51):
titled anymore. We're two old men trying to play a
young kid's game. I mean we really are.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
It's really hard sometimes, like people think, oh my god,
how can you be so stupid and not realize it.
It's like telling like I tell a story to my
wife and then I talked to my dad or my mom.
I'm like, I already told you that. They're like, no,
you didn't. Or I told the story to my mom
and dad and then my wife's like, you never said
that to me, And I'm like, I can't remember who
I told what Okay, let's put it that way.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
And also, yes, we were gonna make kick big. Yes
we were gonna make YouTube big. Guys, they won't buy
the products in this room to make our YouTube big.
What do you want me to do? My hands are tied.
I mean it's really hard for Ray to run the board,
hit those buttons, to hit, drink his coffee and move
(21:38):
the cameras. They were gonna put in a system where
the voice activation would move the cameras, but we don't
have it, so it's so hard. Ray doesn't have twelve hands,
and Arnold is useless. Abby doesn't come in here, the
president of the podcast network. We ain't seen that one
in about twelve months. But what did I tell you
I was going to do. I was gonna do live comments?
(21:59):
Are you too on these computers? Doesn't work?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, we don't know how to go live on these computers.
I know how to go live. The audio doesn't work
with it. Have we asked somebody to show us how
to use it? Tell me where the guy is. I
already hit him up with five things for the big
show that haven't been addressed. I've been manually changing the
board over oh every day. Oh, nobody will respond to
my text or emails.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, he may be on vacation or something. I have
no idea where he is. He could be in another city.
Care if he's in turks and Kekos, tell me what
button to Turk?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Doesn't he have email wherever he's at? Maybe he turned
to Did you get an out of office reply?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Dude? I've had so many issues. The engineers don't even
text me back anymore because they don't want to deal
with it, right, but I think they have to. I go, hey,
the board doesn't switch anymore. I'm manually happening to hit
five buttons. I don't know if this may go out
over live air. It could be a problem. No response.
Luckily it all worked. We've had so many problems. They're like, listen, man,
(22:57):
they see your email come in. They're like, I'm not.
I'm ask like I didn't see it, but that is
going on the big ignore button.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
No, dude.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I texted both of them. Neither one responded, and the
board is still in manual. So to say that I'm
worried about this YouTube or I'm worried about this program
switching over cameras automatically, the Big Show has already got
a host of issues. Yeah, so I don't think they're
gonna worry about this one little podcast studio to fix
the cameras. I think you make a valid point. What
(23:27):
about t Babe the other day when they said the
program costs one hundred dollars apparently, I said, like one bitcoin,
because nobody can afford it.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I said, I will give you the one hundred dollars
bill out of my wallet to pay for that. If
you will put it in this studio. I don't care
about the other studios. I want it in this studio
and I will pay for it. I don't give a crap.
I mean, Sore Loser's Nation. If they all donated one penny,
we would be able to get that program in there.
(23:55):
With all thousand of our listeners, we would figure it out.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I'll buy it. But who do I give the dollar two?
Great question? I don't know, and no one will answer
that question. No one has any answers. And I always say, oh,
ask this guy, asked that guy, ask her, ask her,
ask him.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
It's always pass the buck. That is exactly how this
world works. I mean, I think that is every job is.
Everybody's like, Oh, you got to ask him to do that. Oh,
you're gonna have to go to her. She's the one
that has to approve that. Oh you're gonna have to
email him out in Wisconsin, he has approval on that.
No one has the right to give approval. It's amazing
(24:35):
how nothing gets done because it gets passed over here
there there back around circle up between the legs punch
you in the nuts.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
And do you remember when we first brought it up,
that program being one hundred dollars. When was it, Uh,
probably October of twenty twenty four, that's already six months
have passed. Yeah, that's crazy. Six freaking months.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
And I said then, and I would pay for it,
And he said, oh yeah, I'll get back to you.
Guess how many times I've heard from him since? Zero times.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
He walks by me in the hall. He puts his
head down, he's got his earbuds in and doesn't even.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Look at me.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Don't you read an email? I do have an email.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Hey, hey, but you know what, I've never emailed the guy.
Maybe I should email the guy. That's a good call.
Is that what you're saying, is I should email them?
Speaker 4 (25:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I texted him. No responses from either guy. All right,
you ready here the email?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yes, we are the sore losers at gmail dot com.
You can always email us. We'd love to hear from you, guys.
I mean, the more you guys email us, the better
it is. We can hear what you're feeling. If you
got questions and we got answers. Coaches, it's been a
while I've finally gotten back into the pot about a
month ago. School basketball and just life has been crazy.
(25:51):
Thanks for all you do. I want to leave you
all with a flash from the past. Would you rather
poop out your nose or pee out your ears? I've
got some highlights for y'all's favorite one star high school
basketball prospect.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Enjoy the videos. Maddox from Mississippi p out of the
ears a lot more sanitary.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I mean it's obviously p out the ears, and you
got it wrong on Maddox's Would you rather pee out
your nose or poop out your ear? And the answer
then would be poop out your ears? Absolutely, I mean
that's simple. But hey, man, your highlights you look like
a baller dude. You ride that bench very well.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Does he show you them?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah, he said us two videos? Man, you want to
see him? Oh, couldn't view profile. There was a problem
playing this profile. I'm not downloading this. No, I'm not
downloading a high school video.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I don't know what is on it. I can't do it.
I will say the Facebook page keeps you pretty in
tune with what's going on. The emails is the stuff
that I'm not seeing the flow of.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, That's why I always check the email. I'm looking
for people with good topics and I don't know that.
That's great Maddix, Welcome back. Hopefully the basketball season went well.
Don't know if you guys want a state title or
what if you're in on the transfer a portal or not.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
But yeah, but I will tell you I am excited
this week to see the quarter ratings because if they're bad,
I'm out. What do you mean? It's just not worth it? God, no,
it is worse than that, dude. But you realize, guys,
for years we did five episodes a week. Now, Okay,
how crazy were we?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
How crazy?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Because I just heard a guy in the hallway say
that he's been building this podcast for years of his Guys,
if you've been building some for years and you still
haven't gotten dividends, it's time to bail, head out, head
on on the street this thing. But thank god we
decided to tone it down from five. We're doing more
audio than a regular sports show in town. And we
had a morning show. I hate to tell you that
(27:43):
way why we built our base. No, no, we were
so stupid. We were so stupid. You thought we were
going to become millionaires. No, no, it didn't equate to
more money. I wasn't very smart. I'll admit it right now.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
On you know, whatever may, second, may first, whatever today is,
I was an idiot, and I'll tell you why I
was an idiot. I was an idiot because I thought
we would start out with five and you know, get
people excited, and then we dwindle it down to three.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
That's not the or dwindle it down to two. That's
not the way you do it. You slow roll it
and then if the.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Demand is there, you give them more episodes instead of
giving them so many freaking episodes and then taking some back.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
That doesn't make people happy. But five episodes, it was
so stupid. That's a massive amount of audience. It was
so stupid. But you know, I've heard some of the
other shows are going from one to three. What dude,
We made the backbone in blueprint for the entire podcast network.
Hold on, let's let's take a break real quick. I
would like to know which ones are going from one
(28:46):
to three? Okay, can you give me some hand signals?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Really? No? Crap? Yeah, So I mean I'm saying there's
no you are stupid. There's no way you were stupid
at five. Four was completely as and nine three is
almost the porridge is just right. No, but what I'm
telling you is people are copying your blueprint.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Three might be too much because we have a regular job.
The people that are doing three, they don't have regular
They don't have a regular.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Job, right, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
But we're able to work it in now. Sometimes when
they're doing other interviews, we come in here and do
it inside.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
It was perfect for us.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
It's pretty nice. But listen, but I love sore losers nations.
So I'm not saying it's because of you, guys. I
just I realized in the beginning I screwed up by
saying let's do five a week. That was so dumb.
I was young, I was dumb, and we fought a
lot because everybody was tired and we had to go
in and do I mean, it was stupid. We it
gave us no time for life, liberty or happiness.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Well, and I would have appointments and you guys would
never listen to me for my appointments. You're right, I
was trying to regrow my hair, but you didn't tell us.
Just freaking like walking out on you guys. You would
still be talking and I would just walk guy to
go to my appointment. You did. It was like an
endorsement deal. I know.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
And that's what I'm saying. We weren't sensitive to everybody's
issues and time, and I think we're much happier with
only three.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Three is good. Three is a good amount. And honestly,
it could have been trouble because we were a tripod
for so long. I thought it was gonna be issues
with just two. Two's fine too, is fine because you
get time to say your own point, tell your stories.
Everything's good. I mean, we could bring Zach in here
every once in a while. He has. He's been missing
in action since he went to Barcelona. He doesn't want
to tell us what happened over there. I don't know,
but I know that I'm getting on a plane to
(30:35):
Austin and it's gonna be amazing. Like it is gonna
be amazing. And I mean, you want to talk about
Jack du I thought you're from taking a commercial break
and I tell you the show that's gonna do three episodes.
Oh yeah, we'll take a break. We'll be right back, eh.
Are you gonna tell me start the break? We're live Yeah,
(30:59):
it's the dog Show. Yeah I knew that. Yeah, I
saw you do your hand motion. So they went from
one to three and apparently everybody said that we did.
We were so successful with it, and it created a base,
it created fans, generated revenue. They're going with that format.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Good.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I'm just worried about the weekend I'm in store for
because chess Day has been texting me. Is he going
to the shows in Austin or is he just about
the golf with you? Now, chess Day doesn't golf. He
doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
His dad golfs and is a phenomenal golfer. His dad golfs,
I think every day, every day, and chess A doesn't golf.
Chess Day does not golf. He may have started golfing
a little bit just so he could go with his dad,
but I mean, for years he never golfed. My bachelor party,
he just basically swolln the club a couple times, but
he rode in the cart. He just went yeah, but no,
(31:51):
but he drank and he lost a fat kid. He
needed a collar shirt and fat kid had an extra one.
So chess Day borrowed it and and he's like, I'm
gonna buy my own. He's stuck Fat Kid's shirt in
the bag. He threw the bag away. Who's fat kid
Ey's buddy? We grew up with and and Batter's Box.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
You know who that is?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
This guy?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
What if everybody it's a Batter's box, he'd.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Call him fat Kid and so then we just called
him fat Kid forever. I do like the chest day
still came around for the golfing even though he wasn't
there to do it.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Dude, he was there, but he had some he had drinks.
I mean he was there to party. He was there
and have a great time.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
He crushed it at the bachelor party. Not to take
away from your Austin trip, Baser did the same thing
with Angeline and Justin and she made it work. You
really don't have to play golf with the people. You
can hang do some drinks, laugh, take a couple of
celeb shots. Dude, there's a way to do it. And
you know what, Props to Basier and props to Chesstey.
I'm gonna hang up and listen. Yeah, and I just
like Chesstey texted me earlier this week, he goes, Hey,
(32:50):
by the way, are we still on for this weekend?
I know this is a yearly tradition. I don't want to,
you know, put the cart in front of the horse.
But are we still going? It's still going down this weekend.
I said, it's a go if you want to go,
and he said, in all caps, I'm completely in same crew,
same time, Grassia, sir, let's get this s done. And
(33:13):
I'm like, uh, let's get this done?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Like he's ready to go hard? Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
And I said, you know, Friday night there's some parties.
You know, I'm trying to get you into if you
want to go, but I'm hoping to you know, not
stay out too late.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
And he goes, oh, don't worry. Two am is a
late let's party. Let's get this done.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
And I said, no, no, no, let's like, let's think
like midnight because I gotta work on Saturday. He goes,
all right, we'll pretend we're gonna go back to the
You're gonna go in at midnight and we can know
we know when it gets real that you're not going
home early. I'm like, okay, cool, this dude is ready
to tie one on.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Perfect because also, what do you do one stage announcement?
You got a film, some video and a parking lot
for a cell phone company.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I mean, come on, you're right, I understand that, but
I mean, and then I was looking. This is where
I had a conundrum. I thought about Sunday morning, trying
to book it, like an eight am T time, You're
gonna go golf twice?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Well, this is what I was thinking, because Batter's.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Box, you know what I mean, Like, what if everybody
that's a Batter's Box here with a special Happy Birthday
edition of would you rather Happy Birthday? Little Bro? Would
you rather hit a walk off Grand Slam in the
World Series, drain a buzzerbeting three pointer to win the
NBA Finals, or score the winning touchdown and ot of
(34:33):
the Super Bowl? I think you know my answer based
on my name. And in closing, I just want to
tell my brother since he won't tell me that I love.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
You, glad we played the whole thing for good, how
ridiculous it was.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Forgot all about it. But I'm not gonna get to
play with him. So I thought, oh, eight AMT time.
And then I'm like, that's just stupid, that's just that's
forcing it me getting done on Saturday night, probably two
three in the morning, you know, after going out with everybody, Garrett,
Greg Jacob, Brian, Jenny, Andy, you.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Know, I mean all them, Jenny, Jenny Taft, the All
American girl, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Taff No Jenny a friend of mine. And I think
then I'd get four hours of sleep. Then had to
be at the golf course. And then I thought about
inviting my dad because but my dad doesn't want to
play golf, he wants to probably just hang out with
us riding the cart. I was like, that's forcing it.
So I didn't even bring it up to batter's box.
I just I was looking at tea times and I
was like, oh, there's a tea time here, there's a
tea time there.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
And I was like, you know what, this is crazy.
This is adding too much stress and too much pressure.
Don't try to get happier than happy, and you're putting
way too much in a weekend. You realize a week
you're putting a week's worth of golf in a weekend.
That's what I kind of do.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I kind of feel the pressure to try to hang
out with everybody in that forty eight hours that I'm there.
I try to see as many people as possible.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Let this be a lesson Mike D's wedding. Again, it
was supposed to be a four day trip. It turned
into a three because Bones made us all take late flights.
So guys, not on me, Me, Baser, Billy Greg. What
did we all try to do? We tried to squeeze yeah.
Oh and that's also Billy. He he was married, yep, okay,
so it was his other. Okay, So we all tried
(36:21):
to hang out. We did tried to do brunch, We
tried to do domain, we tried to do the punch bowl,
we did this other it was like the playbar or something.
We tried to do Sixth Street round and there every
we wanted to live four days, the trip was shortened
to three. Couldn't get it in. Had to basically get
party balls the same day as Mike D's wedding. That's
(36:44):
how I got hammered. That's how it all went south.
You heard it all about it on the Big Show.
Because we tried to squeeze in too much partying into
essentially forty eight hours. That's the issue is I tell
everybody's like, oh, dude, you're coming for our art.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
We should get together. Hey dude, see you're gonna be
in town for I Ho, are you gonna have any time?
And I'm like, I'm always like, yeah, dude, we can
grab lunch on this day. Hey, if you want to
meet me, we can go get breakfast tacos on Saturday
morning before I had to be anywhere.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Hi, there, What am I meeting you for? Oh? Yeah,
gas station snack? Come on, how you've been Jeremy.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Hey, Jeremy, Let's get a little DeBie cake. All right,
cheers man, Hey man, I'll help you pump your guests.
Hey man, good to see man. All right, I gotta
go to my next spot.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Where you going next?
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
We're doing bagels by the bay? All right, so we're
walking down like, hey man, good to see a Texico.
How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Brother, I just need a dollar. Oh I don't know you.
You're homeless? Yeah, hey brother, if you could give me
a dollar? Brother?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
And I realized that I forced myself and I'm so
exhausted out to the weekend, like I should take advantage
of it with no kids and sleep in instead of
scheduling an eight am breakfast on Saturday and eight am
golf tea time on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
That is ludicrous So are you doing the Sunday? No,
but you're doing the Friday. Doing the Friday and the
Saturday is the show? Saturday is the show? Are they
doing after parties? Yes? Can you hook that up for
your boy? No, we'll just go to a normal bar.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Okay, we need we need a good outdoor patio so
we can chill and sit and talk and chat. It
was great last year. We went somewhere on the east
side of thirty five rainy. No, no, east side of
thirty five not rainy. I don't even know what it's called.
Great little spot man it was, but it was jam packed,
jam packed getting a table we wanted a picnic table.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
It was.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
It was a rough one. University of Texas fifty thousand students,
Texas State forty five thousand students, and that's why there's
so many people. And then Austin is just growing like
a mushroom, you know, mushrooming population even more than Nashville.
Oh yeah, wow, I mean you wouldn't even reckon. There's
buildings like. I ain't been back. I've been back I
(38:43):
think once. I've been back maybe twice since we moved.
Once was for an iheartfest, and once was Mike D's wedding. Yeah,
like Morgan.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Morgan asked me, Hey, and one of our listeners they're
heading to Austin with their twenty two year old son.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Where do you recommend they go? They've all changed toots,
I said Morgan. I haven't lived there since twenty thirteen,
so I'll be honest with you. I don't know what's
still there. Wes six give them dogwood. I might the
number one the number one thing to do if you're
staying downtown. Quaw vici quah got shut down, live shots
(39:22):
in the floor.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
God my my advice there, I said Esther. Folly's great
place for the acting, dude. You want absolute humor and
funny and greatness. It's like an hour and a half.
It's right there on sixth Street. You buy your tickets
at advance, go to that, and then hit the bars afterwards.
It's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Never been.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Do they still have dogwood in the ranch? I have
no idea. I assume they do. I wouldn't even know
what recommendations to give, That's what I'm saying. Then she's like, well,
what about food places? I was like, Morgan, I don't
know what's still around Morgan. When I ate there was
a flapjack place and a burger joint called McDonald's. That's
about it. I'm like, when I was there, Ze Tejas
(40:04):
was still around Morgan. Guess what, Ze Tayas ain't there anymore.
I have no idea, dude, they have. Pet Harry's has
got a hell of a breakfast there every day, every
single day. It is the best best banana bread. Guys.
I don't know if it exists still, but if you
can go to Pee Terry Cherry are still there, Okay,
(40:26):
go to Pee Terry's. This is my recommendation for all
our listeners. Get you an egg and ham sandwich, melt
in your mouth, and then also get the pumpkin bread,
banana bread, banana nut bread. And then if it's a
late night, go to what's the taco place? Not want
in a million, what's the one that's uh cado, uh
(40:48):
taco cabana, Taco cabana ideas you'll ever have? You gotta
go there.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
That is a musta, that's a mustap And that's why
I told her, I said, I think moonshine.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
I mean it was good back in the day from
what I remember. I think it's still downtown. I said,
if they want to drive a little, go to the
salt lick. But besides that, I don't know, Morgan, a
salt lick that's offered by this baseball stadium.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
No, well that's still that's North I'm talking about. So
gave them a place in not Driftwood is the original.
It's still like forty minutes from Austin. Like it's it's
out there, go to be caves. Well, that's what I'm saying.
I'm like, I don't really know Morgan. I'm sorry, like
it's been a while, and she's like, oh geez, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
And also, I mean you were there just to drink.
I guess you're a foodie though you would know the restaurants.
But Dave, I mean, dude, there are so many new restaurants.
I mean the way it's changed. When I lived there,
downtown living was just becoming a thing in Austin. There
was starting to be there used to be no restaurants
down to Grey Point, like there was nothing to eat downtown,
like no one, And then all of a sudden, the
(41:55):
last three or four years I lived there, they started
doing it. Then when we left, it's just there's restaurants there,
and there's all these high rises, so I don't know
what the restaurants are.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
You'd have to hit up Ryan, my buddy Ryan, he
knows everything. He eats at all the nice restaurants. Ask him,
he'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
The domain used to be me and South Beach and
a parking lot, right, but it used to be IBM.
But now it's a whole party zone. People go there
and'll party all day. There was one bar when we
went there, That's what I mean. And I think it
was called the Pub.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Dude. Times have changed, and me and South Beach used
to go to a restaurant there and watch PTI. PTI
got canceled. Now, no it did not, the TV show. No,
Around the Horn got canceled. Around the Horn. Don't ever
say that PTI got canceled, don't you do it? All
there was was an Apple store, Gucci store. The place
we lived at a parking lot, and we'd go watch
(42:45):
Around the Horn at the pub.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Dide you want to hear a funny story about Esther follies. Yeah,
all right, We'll take a break and I'll tell you
all about.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
It right after this. Ray So I got a girl
pregnant there, no man, it was.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
My birthday, my birthday, and we were going to We
went to eat dinner, and then we were going to
Estra Follies. Right, I wish I knew what it was.
Is it slapstick comedy?
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, dude, it's comedy. Okay, it's hilarious, so funny. They
got a magician. I don't know if he's still there.
They had a magician.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
They have all sorts of cool stuff.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Do we need to do something like this in Nashville?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Dude, it would crush it. But you need actors and
people that write skits and stuff, so probably not many. Okay, Yeah,
just like we write this show, we do a hell
of a job. Hey did we do the end?
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Drug?
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Tell some jokes? Dude.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
So we're going to Estras Follies. We eat dinner and
then we drive to the Estra's Follies. Everybody's parking and.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
My dad is with my mom and my aunt and
my uncle. They're all in the same car. My dad's driving.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Not a good starts to be day.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
And they get pulled up, get pulled over. I don't
know if it was expired registration. The license plate was
out of date, or they made an illegal U turn.
I don't know what happened, but all of a sudden,
they're taking.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
My dad out of the car. He's going to Big Alice.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
And they're putting his hands behind his back. I mean,
this might have been my twenty eight, twenty ninth birthday. Okay,
so I'm an.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Adult guy and your pops is getting cuffed and they're
taking him downtown. So he had to leave the car. Well, no,
because my mom's there, and my uncle's there and my
aunt's there, so they can take the car. But apparently
he had some unpaid tickets. What turns into I guess
(44:57):
I warrant. And when you get pulled over and you
have a warrant, guess what they do to you. They
take you down to the old jail. Did he not
have twenty dollars for an unpaid ticket? I don't know.
Next time he's in here, I'm gonna give him twenty
and say it's for the unpaid ticket in Austin. Didn't know,
And they all his ass downtown and I'm sitting there
(45:21):
in front of my friends.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
My dad's getting.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Friend scuffed and stuff. Man Pop's got popped. I mean
Pop's got popped right there, Pop's got pop? Is he
fighting it? No, he's not trying to resist or anything.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Hey, they got him on the ground real good.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
They put him in the patrol car and there he
goes whoo, and then here goes my I see it
all happening, and I'm like, what the what?
Speaker 3 (45:47):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (45:48):
This is my birthday? This is so awkward. And my
mom and aunt come after they go park the car,
they come walking in. I'm like, well, what happened. Oh,
it's not a big deal. Don't worry about it. I'm like,
don't worry about it. Dad's going to the big house.
Dad's going to the big house. What do you mean,
don't worry about it. Dad's doing five to live. I'm like,
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are we ever gonna see him again? Like? When's the trial? What? Guy?
But my uncle kid? He took the car and he
drove down to the jail and he paid the money.
Oh and my dad was out in about thirty minutes
and they made the second half of the show.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
He got ar.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Resident, he got cup and stuff. Did he think he
could get away with not paying him? Man, my dad
lives differently. I don't know if he's at a like
he was going to his high school reunion. It was
like his fiftieth high school reunion. Dude, he didn't have
a driver's license.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
He used his high school id at the airport to
get on the freaking plane shoes. So to ask me,
if my dad thought he could get away with he
didn't care he didn't carry a driver's license.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
He didn't, I mean, he would unbelievable. That's just how
he lives.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Man.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Did he apologize for getting arrested? Well, apologize there's nothing
to apologize for.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
He's got it.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
It's your birthday, man. It was just I mean, he
didn't do any I mean, it's an accident.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
But when he came in, we all and the performer
thought we were clapping for them, but we were clapping
for the jailbird. Can I posted bail for you, kid?
Yowe me back though, five hundred dollars? Yeah. So that's
Aster follies, man, I'll never forget that one. That's a
core memory right there. He came in, he'd just been cuffed,
he had marks on his rend, he had bruises on
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his arms. Dude, Like he was like, oh man, that's
where that dug into my skin. They roughed him up
downtown and I'm like, Dad, you forgot to change out
of your shirt. Your your jail shirt had an orange
shirt on number six eight two four five three two.
And I'm like, oh my gosh, Dad, Like what are
you doing? They're like, oh, sir, are you in the plight? No? No,
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this's just my never mind. Just let me get kid
have a water. You must be dying, a thirsty kid.
He was in there for thirty minutes, He's good, Ore,
Are you hungry? Did they feed you in there?
Speaker 4 (48:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
I was just in there for thirty minutes. Man, that
was real quick. In and out, in and out, like like, oh,
did you have to wear the plastic sandals? No? I
was in there for thirty minutes. They just they processed
my paperwork. That was it, No big deal.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Do you remember that memory though?
Speaker 4 (48:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (48:33):
I remember, of course you do.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
How do you? How would you forget that?
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Right?
Speaker 1 (48:36):
That's what I'm saying. You remember those You're not gonna
remember your other twenty birthday parties? No, You're not really
gonna remember the other birthday parties. I mean I remember
we went to Hula Hut one when I was older
that's a good spot. Did you tell Morgan that?
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Now?
Speaker 1 (48:48):
I don't even know if it's still there. Carlos and
Charlie's that's gone. It is, dude, that got wiped out. Shit,
you know, I got wiped out because there was a
drought and town Lake or Lake Austin had no or
Lake Travis had no more water so boats couldn't get
up to it. A drought came through since we've been there,
so dude, Lake Travis was empty, so they could no
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boats could get to Carlos and Charlie's, so they had
to shut her. Shut her. Dude, that's crazy. It's been
a flood in a drought since we've been back. Think
how crazy that is. That ra was a forty year
flood that cleared out most of the city.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
That place was so awesome and what a great business idea.
You never think the lake is gonna dry up where
boats can't get to it.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
So it just had to close because of that, I guess.
But cars would go No. No.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Nine of their business was boats, got it boats, boats
and hose man boats and hose.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
All right, let's get out of here, man, you guys
have a great weekend. I'm heading Austin. I gotta swing
the sticks. If you see Billy, tell him high for
me or Greg Stansglowski says, last is gonna go.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
No, they ain't. None of them are going.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
But they'll be in Austin. I know what it is
Tomorrow at twelve o'clock. You'll text Rod and be like, hey, man,
can Billy get two tickets? Billy doesn't need two anymore.
You can bring a friend. Got divorce finalized, Yeah, Billy
only needs one ticket. Oh, lots happened since we were
in town, man, Yeah, things have fallen apart. Things are
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just not the same. Ray the lake dried up, Billy
got a divorce, and a forty year flood happened, and
my dad got out of prison. Don't go near town Lake. Oh,
I'm not going to Rainy Street. Not going to Rainy Street, dude.
They have not figured out what's been going on over there.
We don't want to talk about it now. Do they
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still have the houses that are bars? Yeah, but there's
there's been a lot of them are going by by man.
There's a lot of hotels over there and got to
sell out, man, gotta make that money. I don't blame them.
I don't blame them at all. Do you know who's
playing the concert tomornight?
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Sam Hunt?
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Is he?
Speaker 3 (51:01):
Yeah? Other than that, I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
It's a good lineup. Yeah, I know it's good. I
think Brooks and Done. Yeah, I know what I saw.
I thought pretty good. They lined up some decent ones. Yeah,
can't wait, man, can't wait to see Greg Garrett, Jacob
chess Day. It's gonna be a good one. Man. Cousin Andrew,
he bailed on the concert tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
He's just gonna go to Bars.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
I know he goes every year, and this year he's
going to watch an Ultimate Frisbee game.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
His friend's wife plays on an ultimate Frisbee team and
they're in town to play the Austin team. Hmm. Yeah,
so he has to go watch the ultimate Frisbee matchup
to try and split on that one. Yeah, he can't
leave at halftime, man, Like, I don't know. Hopefully got
good seats. I don't know how packed it, you know,
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hopefully he's able to you know, get in. He's not
in the nosebleeds. Did you get all them tickets? Yeah?
Through Rod. Yeah, I'll hit him up for Billy
Is that the start of it or are you doing
that just annoy me? Because that's definitely annoying. I do
that in the hallway all the time because it's our
little inside joke, me and MCKITTI where I do that,
and nobody else knows where the noise is coming from,
but he knows. I'm able to make the hum with
the whistle. It's very interesting, and I'll do it in
the office and sometimes it gets like loud, like a
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dog whistle, and people look around wonder if it's some
sort of carbon monoxide detector or something. Do you have
something with your wife? Let's say you're somewhere, like at
a store or something, and you're trying to find her. Cuckold, Yeah,
bird call what's yours? Ha ha Okay, I go co.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
We you have to because if you just yell a name,
it's hard what it's easier just to hear.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
And they know. My wife knows, oh okay, that's him,
that's him, and she looks around. She does the same thing.
It works in a girl store, but sometimes I'll catch
myself doing it at a nice upscale spot and that
probably shouldn't have done it there. Why it's not the classiest.
You're kind of yelling at your wife in a way
I would say your mating call, like, hey, I'm over here.
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You're lost, you can't find me. Just look this direction.
That sound is so distinct, so that you know you're
only talking to her, and she knows she's only talking
to me. It's pretty simple. I actually did now I
remember where. It was really rude. I did it in
my house. It was Jessica r neighbor and baser having
a heart heart conversation that went on and on and on.
(01:37):
And I walked in. Nobody said anything to me. I
took my shoes off, Nobody said anything to me. I
walked to the couch for a second. Nobody said anything
to me. I walked towards our bedroom. Still not one
person even acknowledged my existence, and I go, ah, hello,
I'm here. Well, no, no, no, that's not the reason
you do it to get their attention. Sheh, you're there.
(02:01):
The only reason I do it is if I can't
find her in a store, right, I couldn't find No,
you could find her because you could see her. That
was me saying I need your attention, and guess what
snapped right to it? Oh, hey, how are you doing good?
I've been here for five minutes. How are y'all? Yeah? Uh, dude,
you realize you are a little right, Ah, you realize that. Right.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Just because she didn't acknowledge you when you walked in
like that doesn't mean you need to go ah, like, hey, pay.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Me some attention. You're like a little kid, right. But
that's when it was rude. So it can be used
in a rude way, but usually it's pretty beneficial because
you find the person right.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Away, like you're very disappointed that all of a sudden, Oh,
I'm not getting acknowledged in the first five minutes I
walk in the house. Oh my gosh, I'm gonna make
this noise and interrupt my wife and this Jessca chick
having a conversation football stadium.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Can you do it? Or is it too loud? Might
be too now, you can still do it. They'll get it. Yeah.
At the entry store, it is perfect. At a department store,
h Ross Marshalls where other places that we go to,
Cole's always ah boom, they pull off. Oh you're in
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the aisle, Hey over here, great dude.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Prime example. We're at the playground the other day at
the Zoo. The zoo has a phenomenal playground in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Went there boos at the zoo's Oh did you how
was it? It wasn't booze it They have some event
like that. It was good it. We went with the Dodds,
their kid. It rained tad miserable. What we made it through.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Ours was a beautiful day, looked awesome. We were just going.
We wanted to get out of the house, so we
want to go. We have a season pass and.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What's it called. What's it called. It's called the Zoo Ray.
It's called the Zebra Pass. I don't know what it's called. Man,
how's it going? I got the Zebra Pass.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'm here again.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, I know, I'm rich.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Rich.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I have a pass to the zoo. Anyway, we don't
know what it's called. And we're like, oh, let's just
go to the zoo. Well, check out the playground. Let
them run around for a little bit. And the playground
is massive, and I'm walking around. I can't find my
wife anywhere because I was over in the castle with
the two older boys, baby Box one, baby Box two,
and she was with baby Box three on the other side.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
And then I'm walking around. I'm like, well, they're not
here anymore. And I'm looking around all of a sudden here,
oh honey, oh there you are. Got it so easy,
And no one on the play Everyone on the playground
is just sitting there playing.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
They don't think I see yere Jason, Jason. There's probably
other Jason's. Or you're like, they're not talking to me.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Other Lauras. You go buy Starbucks. Oh, I've had that
order ten times today. Yeah, I tell her she should
go with a code name. Yeah, thanks exactly. So you
go easy.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
But I'm gonna tell you about the zoo while we're there.
Baby Box is like, hey, can we go see the
Komodo Dragon?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
We had nanom Escape.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Have you ever seen the Komodo dragon?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Ha?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Does the hold neck?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Does it?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
So you walk to the Komodo Dragon. It is at
the very farthest point.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Of the zoo. Okay, Hey Sea World, Hey Chicago Zoo.
It's Nashville. It's a pretty doable zoo. Okay, am I
getting it mixed up with another zoo? No, it's small.
It's small. That's a small zoo. Here's the problem this.
I'm just gonna tell you. We walk all the way
back there, past the rhinos, past the giraffes, past the rhinos,
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past the giraffe, past the birds, past the carousel, past
the zipline thing. Oh, that line is miserable, and you
go down a field and stop. I've seen ones in
Costa Rica. Guys, don't ever do the zipline at the zoo.
It doesn't mount up, gotta level up.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Ray the one at the Zoo. The ride lasts forty
two seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That is the most boring zipline, and the line is
always wrapped around it. Wife and I were sitting there
and we were looking at it as we were waiting
to go into the bird enclosure, and she was like,
I was like, look at that line. That's probably an
hour long line. She goes, no, way, that's an hour.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
People wait in line for an hour for that, and
I was like, yeah, in the ride, I mean, how long.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Can that last?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Thirty seconds? So I did it when they got strapped in.
I timed it forty two point seven seconds from boom
to boom statistical season and they were already done, and
I was like, is that worth waiting in that line?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Nope?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And what also isn't worth it is right across from it.
Four D exhibit. You just watch a movie for twenty
minutes and some tongue tickles your leg and some mistit.
You don't do it, go see the animals. No idea
why we got roped into it. Huh never saw the
four D one. I didn't. Well, you don't see it.
The tongue just comes up and gets you from behind.
And Bazer loved it. I'm like, wow, don't go there. Ow.
(06:52):
So the tongue came up like Shannon sharp, honey, that
wasn't the exhibit. That was Oh, I was really loud.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
They were laughing a little bit.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
So we walk all the way to the Kimodo dragon
and there's one in the glass enclosure and there's one outside.
And my six year old baby Box was so excited
to see the Komodo dragon. And I've never seen something
so boring in my life. The damn thing didn't move.
A lot of them are going to the bears.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
What do they do? They go sit in the cave.
You rarely see them. They're hibernating. Literally just sat there,
and the Kimodo dragon just sat there and sat there
and sat there. We stared at the damn thing in
the glass for ten minutes. It never moves, Like, all right,
let's go check and see if we can see the
outdoor one. So we walk up the hill a little
bit and we see the outdoor one and it doesn't move.
(07:49):
It doesn't move. Sit there for ten minutes. It doesn't move.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
So let's go, Hey, let's see if the we go around,
if we get a better view of it, or if
there's another komodo dragon up there. So we walked around
where like the vets offices, like the new building.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Seeing it. Kimodo Dragon's still in the same spot. Apparently
all they do is sun themselves a lot. Like some
of the other animals. Kangaroos don't really move a lot.
They are fascinating the sea up close. The rhinos can't jump,
so they don't even have a fence at their exhibit.
All they have is a trough that's like two feet
of a drop. Yeah, because they're not able to jump. Correct,
(08:24):
that's pretty crazy. Nuts, These huge azz things can't jump,
so all they had to do was put a little
pothole and they keeps them in an enclosure. I think
about that all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I'm like how does that little thing keep those big
monsters from wrecking.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Shop over here? Yeah? I love the zoo, but it's
definitely a challenge for the staff. I agree. But a
lot of these animals hiding. Yeah, where's the drafts? Oh
they sleep apparently, the rhinos. Oh, they all just either
lay in the mud or eat out of a trough. Oh,
they're hiding behind those rocks way over there that you
can't see behind. Awesome, man, glad I came to the zoo. Dude,
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go find the bear because every time we go there.
Hey quick, zoo staff. Yeah, man, Hey, how's it going.
I work here for the zoo. Awesome the bear, I'm
not really seeing it in this entire area. Oh, it'd
probably just crawled in the cave. That's how they like
to do it during the middle of the day. Well,
then why do you have a cave. I can't I
can't even see the bear.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Well, we have a cave because we want to make
it like their natural environment. We don't want to deprive
them of some you know, living situations, so they're comfortable.
We want to make sure all animals here are very
comfortable and they have plenty of space, and it feels
like home.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah. Also, it's good to play tricks on the kids.
You always say it. You talk a little too loud
to the person next to you and you go, yeah,
I haven't seen the bear for a second. Do you
think we need to notify the zoo officials? You know,
you play stuff like that, or that's funny. Hey, I
was here last week and there were two bears. There's
only one in there right now. Oh my gosh, I
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mean you just messed with them a little bit. That's funny.
Do you think one of them escape? Oh my gosh,
Now that is hilarious. It's a walkable zoo, I'll give
you that. It's a dude, it's a fun It's not
like I remember Denver Zoo. You only see like a
quarter of it in an entire day. The Denver Zoo
is huge, massive, huge. Gotta have a stroller for that one.
We did the stroller.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
We did that, and one day that's where I did
call the water buffaloes and they did come to me.
It felt like I was one of them. But we
get to the Komodo dragon and we're sitting there just
watching it and nothing happens. So then we go back around.
Nothing happens. And then after about thirty minutes of looking
at this Komodo dragon, guess.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
What he did?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Uh went the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Nope, his tongue went out ray.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
He came up to me and urinated on me.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
His tongue came out. The tongue was long, it was
kind of like a neon green like lines on it.
It was cool to see, but not worth the walk.
And here's the problem with the walk. It's not a loop,
so you have to walk back down the exact same
way you came, so you're passing the same exact exhibits
on the way back down. They should make a loop
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where you don't have to repeat your steps. Yes, so
it's just so far. And then it did pick its
head up at one point and we all, oh.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Then I laid it back down. Yeah, I never it
was all I got to see this amazing Komodo dragon.
But did they build it up? Did the kids want
to go see it? Why all of a sudden do
you want to see kimodo? Baby Box has been talking
about the Komodo dragon. Okay, I don't know how he
knew that the Komodo dragon was at the zoo, but
he's been talking about it. Yeah. See as a I
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did not even a parent, but I realized the point
of a zoo is you try to act like stuff
isn't that entertaining, so you can get out of there
as quickly as possible. Baser would have been there all
damn day. So I play the role of oh, the
snake thing to do much. You don't even got to
go in there. And I'm scared of them too, so
I'm like playing it like they're not that interesting. The
flamingos you see those all the time. Yeah, they just
stand on one foot, they're pink. They you don't even
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got to go see that exhibit. Half of the exhibits
you're trying to convinced the person you're with aren't that interesting. Well,
I really just want to get back down to the playground.
I really just want to see the giraffe, the lion,
the bear, tigers, lions, tigers and bears, the big guys.
The giraffe is pretty cool, the rhinos pretty cool. But
do they even have girafts at the nashuy Okay? Maybe
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it was closed or something.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
They may have been at the vet one time we
went and we watched all no no animal swear we
did the when you came in. We went to the
left first and did the whole loops, all the lions
and the flamingos all that, and.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
They're like, all right, let's go up there. And we
walked all the way up to the giraffes. Says sorry,
I'm at the vet.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Like you should.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
The giraffe said that it had a sign and his
enclosure said sorry, ray et ceta, Oh they're at the vet.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Come on kids.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I was like, why did they not tell you that
in the beginning when you get there at the front,
they could have said, hey, just so you know the
giraffes are out today, they're at the vet. Instead of
me walking the extra half a mile three quarters of
a mile all the way out to the giraffic exhibit
and oh that's one of those ones.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
It's not a loop. You turn around, had to walk
to three quarters of a mile back the same way
you came.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
So frustrating. But the life Komodo Dragon the biggest letdown
in zoo history. Yeah, another good zoo, San Diego Zoo,
San Diego Zoo.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I'm guessing a lot of marine life, but that's the
different one. That's the Sea World. That's the one they
try to shut down all the time. Ray Shamoo doesn't
deserve that. So yeah, yeah, sorry, my wife was texting me.
I didn't know what she was texting me about. Ray.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
She said she's not happy in our marriage.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
No, no, she did.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
She was just fond of that.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
She just said she was at Goodwill. Do I need anything?
There's actually great stuff there. I got a club, my
five iron I got from Goodwill.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, and I'm like, oh, yeah, that's my I know,
I don't even know. How would I know what's at Goodwill? Like,
what what could you What could you get me?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You got picture frames, you got polos. They actually have
a lot of great golf shirts because all the rich
golf guys. Oh dude, and I heard this is going
to be a little regional. But go to the Brentwood Goodwill.
All the rich people just take their clothes and they're
really nice clothes and give them a good Will because
they get a tax break. You say, oh, I donated
two thousand dollars in clothes. You can then claim that
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on your taxes. Who knows what you get back, but
it's something. Damn. That's a good call. Yeah, that's why
they always asked me when I delivered stuff. I didn't
know that and they go, do you want a paper?
And I'm like, or do you want a receipt?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Now?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
What do you mean I received?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
And they go, oh, you just tell us the value
of everything, and we write on this receipt. I'm like, oh,
thousand dollars. Those shoes are highly expensive in New York. Yeah,
they're like, okay, cool, thousand dollars. So you're telling me
they're like New Balance.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You're telling me that the Goodwill in Brentwood is sort
of like the Academy on William Cannon and I thirty
five in Austin, because that's where I would go for
my golf stuff. Because William Cannon I thirty five, no
one was playing golf, and so all the golf stuff
was always on sale, the shorts, the shirts always on sale.
At William Cannon and I thirty five. You go to
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the Brody location. Oh no, oh no, you are paying
way too much for the golf stuff over there on
Brody William Cannon, I thirty five. Boom, Like when I
get into town and I'm gonna have Garrett, like when
he picks me up from the airport. I think we'll
stop by that academy and maybe look at some golf gear.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, speaking of golf, I heard this is this is
random random thought. I heard that we're just doing golf
all wrong. Like your clubs, did you ever get them
fitted for you? No, Apparently you're supposed to get like
the perfect your you're the handle on it. It's supposed
to be almost fit molded to your hands like that's vital.
(15:45):
And the length of your club they don't alter that much.
But I'm shorter than you, so that actually would matter
when with golf clubs. Apparently you're supposed to get these
things perfected, and nobody does and it makes all the
difference in the world. Huh. So you're telling me the
guys on the peach have someone that puts them at
the proper length. Yeah. I believe it was John Daly.
There's some clip around the internet. He goes, people are idiots,
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they're always going for the right clubs and stuff. He goes,
the grip is ninety nine percent of the game. You
have to get a fat grip. It has to be
perfectly fit to your hands. When you hold it up.
You don't want any part of your hand showing it's
just like a glove. I mean, it's just like molded
your hands. He's like ninety nine percent of the golfers
to go out there and I have no idea about that,
and it makes all the difference when you're playing the game.
And I was like, Oh, that's interesting. I bet that's
(16:29):
pretty cheap to do too. Huh well probably not, No,
it's not. But I'm saying you can go get new
handles on it, which is like twenty a piece probably,
and they'll do it it dicks for you. They'll mold
it to my hands. No, but they'll get you a
fat one, a skinny one, you know you can. That's
better than what you're dealing with. So the clubs are
(16:50):
just massively important, like with anything.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Oh, I agree, Like I mean Bison d Chambeau, though
he has them all the same length, I know different
players have them differently for different clubs, And I will
agree because if you go to the store, me and
you are buying the same length club, which is really weird.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
And we have completely different swings and we have different heights.
That's what I'm saying. Our drivers are different sizes. Yeah, yeah,
but we all just throw on the clubs. All right, man,
let's go play it and we use different balls, right,
and we put it in different holes. Right, But do
you have a ball that you prefer the color? I've
been going with color now, the greens, the pinks, and
(17:29):
Baser loved it on the course, she was those are
fun to find. I'm like, I know, I went green
for a while for a few years. I went green,
and then I came back to white. I got green,
I got pink. They're kind of just easier to find, too.
I agree with it's easier to see in the air.
I like them, especially during the winter months when there's
no grass on the fairway. You can't see that white
(17:50):
ball like you hit it and you lose it because
it white blends in with white. Right, you need that neon, pink, green, yellow,
whatever it is. Boom, drive right to it. Should we
start the show?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Man?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
We didn't start it, No, I don't think we did.
I thought we were gonna start it and I had,
you know, I don't even know what the how we
got on the topic.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
We're gonna do it live. Arnold is off today. He
is at the zoo.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I thought he's head at Austin for the iHeart Festival.
I believe he may do that later on in the day,
but he is starting his internship as a zoo keeper.
Whoa yep. He informed me that his job is to
clean up rhino. Oh man, that's a lot of crap.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
So you got to get a big shovel for that. Yep.
So he's the trough Guy's got a shovel bucket.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
All that. He said.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
It's pretty busy, time consuming, but it's better than this
internship in comparison. I don't know. You learn a lot
more here and you don't have to work as hard.
And I said, how was it first day? And he goes, shit,
oh that makes sense. He did smell different. He smelled
a little foul. He smelled a little foul. I'll be
honest with you.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
We gotta take a break.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
No, we gotta do it live. We're gonna do it live.
We oh the one two three sore loser? What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, So
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all. It says that
I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male. I live
(19:22):
on the north side of Nashville with Baser, my wife.
She was a Broadway girl. We have two point two acres.
We have two point two kids of Vanderbilt Clinic. Justin
checks on them. And we also have a heart attack.
That's gonna happen to me when I'm seventy two. Over
to you, man, Over to me.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Man, I'm you know, Austin's gonna be a great time.
But before I get to Austin, I probably need to
take a break.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
We'll be right back ray.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
We need to see the ratings.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
No, we got an email. Man, Well, somebody stole my
sound effect. No, you lost it? What was it? Titled
email sound effect typing? See, we got an email? Uh?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Was a typewriter. It kind of sounds old school typewriter
and it kind of sounded like the the iPhone going off.
I have no idea. Dude, that's it. That's the old one.
But we just gotta go with it. Dude, that's it.
You sound drunk? Go you ready?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Well, you gotta play the clip, dude, all right. They
save this clip for when the show went downhill. No, no,
when we get nominated for awards. These are the kind
of things why we get nominated for the Big Awards. Baby,
that's why we go to the Podcast Awards in La Dude.
Here's the sad thing. We don't remember when we do
the intro anymore. We don't remember what the clips are
(20:51):
titled anymore. We're two old men trying to play a
young kid's game. I mean we really are.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
It's really hard sometimes, like people think, oh my god,
how can you be so stupid and not realize it.
It's like telling like I tell a story to my
wife and then I talked to my dad or my mom.
I'm like, I already told you that. They're like, no,
you didn't. Or I told the story to my mom
and dad and then my wife's like, you never said
that to me, And I'm like, I can't remember who
I told what Okay, let's put it that way.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
And also, yes, we were gonna make kick big. Yes
we were gonna make YouTube big. Guys, they won't buy
the products in this room to make our YouTube big.
What do you want me to do? My hands are tied.
I mean it's really hard for Ray to run the board,
hit those buttons, to hit, drink his coffee and move
(21:38):
the cameras. They were gonna put in a system where
the voice activation would move the cameras, but we don't
have it, so it's so hard. Ray doesn't have twelve hands,
and Arnold is useless. Abby doesn't come in here, the
president of the podcast network. We ain't seen that one
in about twelve months. But what did I tell you
I was going to do. I was gonna do live comments?
(21:59):
Are you too on these computers? Doesn't work?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, we don't know how to go live on these computers.
I know how to go live. The audio doesn't work
with it. Have we asked somebody to show us how
to use it? Tell me where the guy is. I
already hit him up with five things for the big
show that haven't been addressed. I've been manually changing the
board over oh every day. Oh, nobody will respond to
my text or emails.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, he may be on vacation or something. I have
no idea where he is. He could be in another city.
Care if he's in turks and Kekos, tell me what
button to Turk?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Doesn't he have email wherever he's at? Maybe he turned
to Did you get an out of office reply?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Dude? I've had so many issues. The engineers don't even
text me back anymore because they don't want to deal
with it, right, but I think they have to. I go, hey,
the board doesn't switch anymore. I'm manually happening to hit
five buttons. I don't know if this may go out
over live air. It could be a problem. No response.
Luckily it all worked. We've had so many problems. They're like, listen, man,
(22:57):
they see your email come in. They're like, I'm not.
I'm ask like I didn't see it, but that is
going on the big ignore button.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
No, dude.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I texted both of them. Neither one responded, and the
board is still in manual. So to say that I'm
worried about this YouTube or I'm worried about this program
switching over cameras automatically, the Big Show has already got
a host of issues. Yeah, so I don't think they're
gonna worry about this one little podcast studio to fix
the cameras. I think you make a valid point. What
(23:27):
about t Babe the other day when they said the
program costs one hundred dollars apparently, I said, like one bitcoin,
because nobody can afford it.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I said, I will give you the one hundred dollars
bill out of my wallet to pay for that. If
you will put it in this studio. I don't care
about the other studios. I want it in this studio
and I will pay for it. I don't give a crap.
I mean, Sore Loser's Nation. If they all donated one penny,
we would be able to get that program in there.
(23:55):
With all thousand of our listeners, we would figure it out.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I'll buy it. But who do I give the dollar two?
Great question? I don't know, and no one will answer
that question. No one has any answers. And I always say, oh,
ask this guy, asked that guy, ask her, ask her,
ask him.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
It's always pass the buck. That is exactly how this
world works. I mean, I think that is every job is.
Everybody's like, Oh, you got to ask him to do that. Oh,
you're gonna have to go to her. She's the one
that has to approve that. Oh you're gonna have to
email him out in Wisconsin, he has approval on that.
No one has the right to give approval. It's amazing
(24:35):
how nothing gets done because it gets passed over here
there there back around circle up between the legs punch
you in the nuts.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
And do you remember when we first brought it up,
that program being one hundred dollars. When was it, Uh,
probably October of twenty twenty four, that's already six months
have passed. Yeah, that's crazy. Six freaking months.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
And I said then, and I would pay for it,
And he said, oh yeah, I'll get back to you.
Guess how many times I've heard from him since? Zero times.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
He walks by me in the hall. He puts his
head down, he's got his earbuds in and doesn't even.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Look at me.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Don't you read an email? I do have an email.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Hey, hey, but you know what, I've never emailed the guy.
Maybe I should email the guy. That's a good call.
Is that what you're saying, is I should email them?
Speaker 4 (25:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I texted him. No responses from either guy. All right,
you ready here the email?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yes, we are the sore losers at gmail dot com.
You can always email us. We'd love to hear from you, guys.
I mean, the more you guys email us, the better
it is. We can hear what you're feeling. If you
got questions and we got answers. Coaches, it's been a
while I've finally gotten back into the pot about a
month ago. School basketball and just life has been crazy.
(25:51):
Thanks for all you do. I want to leave you
all with a flash from the past. Would you rather
poop out your nose or pee out your ears? I've
got some highlights for y'all's favorite one star high school
basketball prospect.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Enjoy the videos. Maddox from Mississippi p out of the
ears a lot more sanitary.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I mean it's obviously p out the ears, and you
got it wrong on Maddox's Would you rather pee out
your nose or poop out your ear? And the answer
then would be poop out your ears? Absolutely, I mean
that's simple. But hey, man, your highlights you look like
a baller dude. You ride that bench very well.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Does he show you them?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah, he said us two videos? Man, you want to
see him? Oh, couldn't view profile. There was a problem
playing this profile. I'm not downloading this. No, I'm not
downloading a high school video.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I don't know what is on it. I can't do it.
I will say the Facebook page keeps you pretty in
tune with what's going on. The emails is the stuff
that I'm not seeing the flow of.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, That's why I always check the email. I'm looking
for people with good topics and I don't know that.
That's great Maddix, Welcome back. Hopefully the basketball season went well.
Don't know if you guys want a state title or
what if you're in on the transfer a portal or not.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
But yeah, but I will tell you I am excited
this week to see the quarter ratings because if they're bad,
I'm out. What do you mean? It's just not worth it? God, no,
it is worse than that, dude. But you realize, guys,
for years we did five episodes a week. Now, Okay,
how crazy were we?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
How crazy?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Because I just heard a guy in the hallway say
that he's been building this podcast for years of his Guys,
if you've been building some for years and you still
haven't gotten dividends, it's time to bail, head out, head
on on the street this thing. But thank god we
decided to tone it down from five. We're doing more
audio than a regular sports show in town. And we
had a morning show. I hate to tell you that
(27:43):
way why we built our base. No, no, we were
so stupid. We were so stupid. You thought we were
going to become millionaires. No, no, it didn't equate to
more money. I wasn't very smart. I'll admit it right now.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
On you know, whatever may, second, may first, whatever today is,
I was an idiot, and I'll tell you why I
was an idiot. I was an idiot because I thought
we would start out with five and you know, get
people excited, and then we dwindle it down to three.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
That's not the or dwindle it down to two. That's
not the way you do it. You slow roll it
and then if the.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Demand is there, you give them more episodes instead of
giving them so many freaking episodes and then taking some back.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
That doesn't make people happy. But five episodes, it was
so stupid. That's a massive amount of audience. It was
so stupid. But you know, I've heard some of the
other shows are going from one to three. What dude,
We made the backbone in blueprint for the entire podcast network.
Hold on, let's let's take a break real quick. I
would like to know which ones are going from one
(28:46):
to three? Okay, can you give me some hand signals?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Really? No? Crap? Yeah, So I mean I'm saying there's
no you are stupid. There's no way you were stupid
at five. Four was completely as and nine three is
almost the porridge is just right. No, but what I'm
telling you is people are copying your blueprint.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Three might be too much because we have a regular job.
The people that are doing three, they don't have regular
They don't have a regular.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Job, right, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
But we're able to work it in now. Sometimes when
they're doing other interviews, we come in here and do
it inside.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
It was perfect for us.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
It's pretty nice. But listen, but I love sore losers nations.
So I'm not saying it's because of you, guys. I
just I realized in the beginning I screwed up by
saying let's do five a week. That was so dumb.
I was young, I was dumb, and we fought a
lot because everybody was tired and we had to go
in and do I mean, it was stupid. We it
gave us no time for life, liberty or happiness.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Well, and I would have appointments and you guys would
never listen to me for my appointments. You're right, I
was trying to regrow my hair, but you didn't tell us.
Just freaking like walking out on you guys. You would
still be talking and I would just walk guy to
go to my appointment. You did. It was like an
endorsement deal. I know.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
And that's what I'm saying. We weren't sensitive to everybody's
issues and time, and I think we're much happier with
only three.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Three is good. Three is a good amount. And honestly,
it could have been trouble because we were a tripod
for so long. I thought it was gonna be issues
with just two. Two's fine too, is fine because you
get time to say your own point, tell your stories.
Everything's good. I mean, we could bring Zach in here
every once in a while. He has. He's been missing
in action since he went to Barcelona. He doesn't want
to tell us what happened over there. I don't know,
but I know that I'm getting on a plane to
(30:35):
Austin and it's gonna be amazing. Like it is gonna
be amazing. And I mean, you want to talk about
Jack du I thought you're from taking a commercial break
and I tell you the show that's gonna do three episodes.
Oh yeah, we'll take a break. We'll be right back, eh.
Are you gonna tell me start the break? We're live Yeah,
(30:59):
it's the dog Show. Yeah I knew that. Yeah, I
saw you do your hand motion. So they went from
one to three and apparently everybody said that we did.
We were so successful with it, and it created a base,
it created fans, generated revenue. They're going with that format.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Good.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I'm just worried about the weekend I'm in store for
because chess Day has been texting me. Is he going
to the shows in Austin or is he just about
the golf with you? Now, chess Day doesn't golf. He
doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
His dad golfs and is a phenomenal golfer. His dad golfs,
I think every day, every day, and chess A doesn't golf.
Chess Day does not golf. He may have started golfing
a little bit just so he could go with his dad,
but I mean, for years he never golfed. My bachelor party,
he just basically swolln the club a couple times, but
he rode in the cart. He just went yeah, but no,
(31:51):
but he drank and he lost a fat kid. He
needed a collar shirt and fat kid had an extra one.
So chess Day borrowed it and and he's like, I'm
gonna buy my own. He's stuck Fat Kid's shirt in
the bag. He threw the bag away. Who's fat kid
Ey's buddy? We grew up with and and Batter's Box.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
You know who that is?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
This guy?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
What if everybody it's a Batter's box, he'd.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Call him fat Kid and so then we just called
him fat Kid forever. I do like the chest day
still came around for the golfing even though he wasn't
there to do it.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Dude, he was there, but he had some he had drinks.
I mean he was there to party. He was there
and have a great time.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
He crushed it at the bachelor party. Not to take
away from your Austin trip, Baser did the same thing
with Angeline and Justin and she made it work. You
really don't have to play golf with the people. You
can hang do some drinks, laugh, take a couple of
celeb shots. Dude, there's a way to do it. And
you know what, Props to Basier and props to Chesstey.
I'm gonna hang up and listen. Yeah, and I just
like Chesstey texted me earlier this week, he goes, Hey,
(32:50):
by the way, are we still on for this weekend?
I know this is a yearly tradition. I don't want to,
you know, put the cart in front of the horse.
But are we still going? It's still going down this weekend.
I said, it's a go if you want to go,
and he said, in all caps, I'm completely in same crew,
same time, Grassia, sir, let's get this s done. And
(33:13):
I'm like, uh, let's get this done?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Like he's ready to go hard? Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
And I said, you know, Friday night there's some parties.
You know, I'm trying to get you into if you
want to go, but I'm hoping to you know, not
stay out too late.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
And he goes, oh, don't worry. Two am is a
late let's party. Let's get this done.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
And I said, no, no, no, let's like, let's think
like midnight because I gotta work on Saturday. He goes,
all right, we'll pretend we're gonna go back to the
You're gonna go in at midnight and we can know
we know when it gets real that you're not going
home early. I'm like, okay, cool, this dude is ready
to tie one on.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Perfect because also, what do you do one stage announcement?
You got a film, some video and a parking lot
for a cell phone company.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I mean, come on, you're right, I understand that, but
I mean, and then I was looking. This is where
I had a conundrum. I thought about Sunday morning, trying
to book it, like an eight am T time, You're
gonna go golf twice?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Well, this is what I was thinking, because Batter's.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Box, you know what I mean, Like, what if everybody
that's a Batter's Box here with a special Happy Birthday
edition of would you rather Happy Birthday? Little Bro? Would
you rather hit a walk off Grand Slam in the
World Series, drain a buzzerbeting three pointer to win the
NBA Finals, or score the winning touchdown and ot of
(34:33):
the Super Bowl? I think you know my answer based
on my name. And in closing, I just want to
tell my brother since he won't tell me that I love.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
You, glad we played the whole thing for good, how
ridiculous it was.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Forgot all about it. But I'm not gonna get to
play with him. So I thought, oh, eight AMT time.
And then I'm like, that's just stupid, that's just that's
forcing it me getting done on Saturday night, probably two
three in the morning, you know, after going out with everybody, Garrett,
Greg Jacob, Brian, Jenny, Andy, you.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Know, I mean all them, Jenny, Jenny Taft, the All
American girl, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Taff No Jenny a friend of mine. And I think
then I'd get four hours of sleep. Then had to
be at the golf course. And then I thought about
inviting my dad because but my dad doesn't want to
play golf, he wants to probably just hang out with
us riding the cart. I was like, that's forcing it.
So I didn't even bring it up to batter's box.
I just I was looking at tea times and I
was like, oh, there's a tea time here, there's a
tea time there.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
And I was like, you know what, this is crazy.
This is adding too much stress and too much pressure.
Don't try to get happier than happy, and you're putting
way too much in a weekend. You realize a week
you're putting a week's worth of golf in a weekend.
That's what I kind of do.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I kind of feel the pressure to try to hang
out with everybody in that forty eight hours that I'm there.
I try to see as many people as possible.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Let this be a lesson Mike D's wedding. Again, it
was supposed to be a four day trip. It turned
into a three because Bones made us all take late flights.
So guys, not on me, Me, Baser, Billy Greg. What
did we all try to do? We tried to squeeze yeah.
Oh and that's also Billy. He he was married, yep, okay,
so it was his other. Okay, So we all tried
(36:21):
to hang out. We did tried to do brunch, We
tried to do domain, we tried to do the punch bowl,
we did this other it was like the playbar or something.
We tried to do Sixth Street round and there every
we wanted to live four days, the trip was shortened
to three. Couldn't get it in. Had to basically get
party balls the same day as Mike D's wedding. That's
(36:44):
how I got hammered. That's how it all went south.
You heard it all about it on the Big Show.
Because we tried to squeeze in too much partying into
essentially forty eight hours. That's the issue is I tell
everybody's like, oh, dude, you're coming for our art.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
We should get together. Hey dude, see you're gonna be
in town for I Ho, are you gonna have any time?
And I'm like, I'm always like, yeah, dude, we can
grab lunch on this day. Hey, if you want to
meet me, we can go get breakfast tacos on Saturday
morning before I had to be anywhere.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Hi, there, What am I meeting you for? Oh? Yeah,
gas station snack? Come on, how you've been Jeremy.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Hey, Jeremy, Let's get a little DeBie cake. All right,
cheers man, Hey man, I'll help you pump your guests.
Hey man, good to see man. All right, I gotta
go to my next spot.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Where you going next?
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
We're doing bagels by the bay? All right, so we're
walking down like, hey man, good to see a Texico.
How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Brother, I just need a dollar. Oh I don't know you.
You're homeless? Yeah, hey brother, if you could give me
a dollar? Brother?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
And I realized that I forced myself and I'm so
exhausted out to the weekend, like I should take advantage
of it with no kids and sleep in instead of
scheduling an eight am breakfast on Saturday and eight am
golf tea time on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
That is ludicrous So are you doing the Sunday? No,
but you're doing the Friday. Doing the Friday and the
Saturday is the show? Saturday is the show? Are they
doing after parties? Yes? Can you hook that up for
your boy? No, we'll just go to a normal bar.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Okay, we need we need a good outdoor patio so
we can chill and sit and talk and chat. It
was great last year. We went somewhere on the east
side of thirty five rainy. No, no, east side of
thirty five not rainy. I don't even know what it's called.
Great little spot man it was, but it was jam packed,
jam packed getting a table we wanted a picnic table.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
It was.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
It was a rough one. University of Texas fifty thousand students,
Texas State forty five thousand students, and that's why there's
so many people. And then Austin is just growing like
a mushroom, you know, mushrooming population even more than Nashville.
Oh yeah, wow, I mean you wouldn't even reckon. There's
buildings like. I ain't been back. I've been back I
(38:43):
think once. I've been back maybe twice since we moved.
Once was for an iheartfest, and once was Mike D's wedding. Yeah,
like Morgan.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Morgan asked me, Hey, and one of our listeners they're
heading to Austin with their twenty two year old son.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Where do you recommend they go? They've all changed toots,
I said Morgan. I haven't lived there since twenty thirteen,
so I'll be honest with you. I don't know what's
still there. Wes six give them dogwood. I might the
number one the number one thing to do if you're
staying downtown. Quaw vici quah got shut down, live shots
(39:22):
in the floor.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
God my my advice there, I said Esther. Folly's great
place for the acting, dude. You want absolute humor and
funny and greatness. It's like an hour and a half.
It's right there on sixth Street. You buy your tickets
at advance, go to that, and then hit the bars afterwards.
It's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Never been.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Do they still have dogwood in the ranch? I have
no idea. I assume they do. I wouldn't even know
what recommendations to give, That's what I'm saying. Then she's like, well,
what about food places? I was like, Morgan, I don't
know what's still around Morgan. When I ate there was
a flapjack place and a burger joint called McDonald's. That's
about it. I'm like, when I was there, Ze Tejas
(40:04):
was still around Morgan. Guess what, Ze Tayas ain't there anymore.
I have no idea, dude, they have. Pet Harry's has
got a hell of a breakfast there every day, every
single day. It is the best best banana bread. Guys.
I don't know if it exists still, but if you
can go to Pee Terry Cherry are still there, Okay,
(40:26):
go to Pee Terry's. This is my recommendation for all
our listeners. Get you an egg and ham sandwich, melt
in your mouth, and then also get the pumpkin bread,
banana bread, banana nut bread. And then if it's a
late night, go to what's the taco place? Not want
in a million, what's the one that's uh cado, uh
(40:48):
taco cabana, Taco cabana ideas you'll ever have? You gotta
go there.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
That is a musta, that's a mustap And that's why
I told her, I said, I think moonshine.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
I mean it was good back in the day from
what I remember. I think it's still downtown. I said,
if they want to drive a little, go to the
salt lick. But besides that, I don't know, Morgan, a
salt lick that's offered by this baseball stadium.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
No, well that's still that's North I'm talking about. So
gave them a place in not Driftwood is the original.
It's still like forty minutes from Austin. Like it's it's
out there, go to be caves. Well, that's what I'm saying.
I'm like, I don't really know Morgan. I'm sorry, like
it's been a while, and she's like, oh geez, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
And also, I mean you were there just to drink.
I guess you're a foodie though you would know the restaurants.
But Dave, I mean, dude, there are so many new restaurants.
I mean the way it's changed. When I lived there,
downtown living was just becoming a thing in Austin. There
was starting to be there used to be no restaurants
down to Grey Point, like there was nothing to eat downtown,
like no one, And then all of a sudden, the
(41:55):
last three or four years I lived there, they started
doing it. Then when we left, it's just there's restaurants there,
and there's all these high rises, so I don't know
what the restaurants are.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
You'd have to hit up Ryan, my buddy Ryan, he
knows everything. He eats at all the nice restaurants. Ask him,
he'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
The domain used to be me and South Beach and
a parking lot, right, but it used to be IBM.
But now it's a whole party zone. People go there
and'll party all day. There was one bar when we
went there, That's what I mean. And I think it
was called the Pub.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Dude. Times have changed, and me and South Beach used
to go to a restaurant there and watch PTI. PTI
got canceled. Now, no it did not, the TV show. No,
Around the Horn got canceled. Around the Horn. Don't ever
say that PTI got canceled, don't you do it? All
there was was an Apple store, Gucci store. The place
we lived at a parking lot, and we'd go watch
(42:45):
Around the Horn at the pub.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Dide you want to hear a funny story about Esther follies. Yeah,
all right, We'll take a break and I'll tell you
all about.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
It right after this. Ray So I got a girl
pregnant there, no man, it was.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
My birthday, my birthday, and we were going to We
went to eat dinner, and then we were going to
Estra Follies. Right, I wish I knew what it was.
Is it slapstick comedy?
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, dude, it's comedy. Okay, it's hilarious, so funny. They
got a magician. I don't know if he's still there.
They had a magician.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
They have all sorts of cool stuff.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Do we need to do something like this in Nashville?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Dude, it would crush it. But you need actors and
people that write skits and stuff, so probably not many. Okay, Yeah,
just like we write this show, we do a hell
of a job. Hey did we do the end?
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Drug?
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Tell some jokes? Dude.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
So we're going to Estras Follies. We eat dinner and
then we drive to the Estra's Follies. Everybody's parking and.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
My dad is with my mom and my aunt and
my uncle. They're all in the same car. My dad's driving.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Not a good starts to be day.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
And they get pulled up, get pulled over. I don't
know if it was expired registration. The license plate was
out of date, or they made an illegal U turn.
I don't know what happened, but all of a sudden,
they're taking.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
My dad out of the car. He's going to Big Alice.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
And they're putting his hands behind his back. I mean,
this might have been my twenty eight, twenty ninth birthday. Okay,
so I'm an.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Adult guy and your pops is getting cuffed and they're
taking him downtown. So he had to leave the car. Well, no,
because my mom's there, and my uncle's there and my
aunt's there, so they can take the car. But apparently
he had some unpaid tickets. What turns into I guess
(44:57):
I warrant. And when you get pulled over and you
have a warrant, guess what they do to you. They
take you down to the old jail. Did he not
have twenty dollars for an unpaid ticket? I don't know.
Next time he's in here, I'm gonna give him twenty
and say it's for the unpaid ticket in Austin. Didn't know,
And they all his ass downtown and I'm sitting there
(45:21):
in front of my friends.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
My dad's getting.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Friend scuffed and stuff. Man Pop's got popped. I mean
Pop's got popped right there, Pop's got pop? Is he
fighting it? No, he's not trying to resist or anything.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Hey, they got him on the ground real good.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
They put him in the patrol car and there he
goes whoo, and then here goes my I see it
all happening, and I'm like, what the what?
Speaker 3 (45:47):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (45:48):
This is my birthday? This is so awkward. And my
mom and aunt come after they go park the car,
they come walking in. I'm like, well, what happened. Oh,
it's not a big deal. Don't worry about it. I'm like,
don't worry about it. Dad's going to the big house.
Dad's going to the big house. What do you mean,
don't worry about it. Dad's doing five to live. I'm like,
(46:09):
are we ever gonna see him again? Like? When's the trial? What? Guy?
But my uncle kid? He took the car and he
drove down to the jail and he paid the money.
Oh and my dad was out in about thirty minutes
and they made the second half of the show.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
He got ar.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Resident, he got cup and stuff. Did he think he
could get away with not paying him? Man, my dad
lives differently. I don't know if he's at a like
he was going to his high school reunion. It was
like his fiftieth high school reunion. Dude, he didn't have
a driver's license.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
He used his high school id at the airport to
get on the freaking plane shoes. So to ask me,
if my dad thought he could get away with he
didn't care he didn't carry a driver's license.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
He didn't, I mean, he would unbelievable. That's just how
he lives.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Man.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Did he apologize for getting arrested? Well, apologize there's nothing
to apologize for.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
He's got it.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
It's your birthday, man. It was just I mean, he
didn't do any I mean, it's an accident.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
But when he came in, we all and the performer
thought we were clapping for them, but we were clapping
for the jailbird. Can I posted bail for you, kid?
Yowe me back though, five hundred dollars? Yeah. So that's
Aster follies, man, I'll never forget that one. That's a
core memory right there. He came in, he'd just been cuffed,
he had marks on his rend, he had bruises on
(47:49):
his arms. Dude, Like he was like, oh man, that's
where that dug into my skin. They roughed him up
downtown and I'm like, Dad, you forgot to change out
of your shirt. Your your jail shirt had an orange
shirt on number six eight two four five three two.
And I'm like, oh my gosh, Dad, Like what are
you doing? They're like, oh, sir, are you in the plight? No? No,
(48:09):
this's just my never mind. Just let me get kid
have a water. You must be dying, a thirsty kid.
He was in there for thirty minutes, He's good, Ore,
Are you hungry? Did they feed you in there?
Speaker 4 (48:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
I was just in there for thirty minutes. Man, that
was real quick. In and out, in and out, like like, oh,
did you have to wear the plastic sandals? No? I
was in there for thirty minutes. They just they processed
my paperwork. That was it, No big deal.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Do you remember that memory though?
Speaker 4 (48:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (48:33):
I remember, of course you do.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
How do you? How would you forget that?
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Right?
Speaker 1 (48:36):
That's what I'm saying. You remember those You're not gonna
remember your other twenty birthday parties? No, You're not really
gonna remember the other birthday parties. I mean I remember
we went to Hula Hut one when I was older
that's a good spot. Did you tell Morgan that?
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Now?
Speaker 1 (48:48):
I don't even know if it's still there. Carlos and
Charlie's that's gone. It is, dude, that got wiped out. Shit,
you know, I got wiped out because there was a
drought and town Lake or Lake Austin had no or
Lake Travis had no more water so boats couldn't get
up to it. A drought came through since we've been there,
so dude, Lake Travis was empty, so they could no
(49:09):
boats could get to Carlos and Charlie's, so they had
to shut her. Shut her. Dude, that's crazy. It's been
a flood in a drought since we've been back. Think
how crazy that is. That ra was a forty year
flood that cleared out most of the city.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
That place was so awesome and what a great business idea.
You never think the lake is gonna dry up where
boats can't get to it.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
So it just had to close because of that, I guess.
But cars would go No. No.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Nine of their business was boats, got it boats, boats
and hose man boats and hose.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
All right, let's get out of here, man, you guys
have a great weekend. I'm heading Austin. I gotta swing
the sticks. If you see Billy, tell him high for
me or Greg Stansglowski says, last is gonna go.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
No, they ain't. None of them are going.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
But they'll be in Austin. I know what it is
Tomorrow at twelve o'clock. You'll text Rod and be like, hey, man,
can Billy get two tickets? Billy doesn't need two anymore.
You can bring a friend. Got divorce finalized, Yeah, Billy
only needs one ticket. Oh, lots happened since we were
in town, man, Yeah, things have fallen apart. Things are
(50:20):
just not the same. Ray the lake dried up, Billy
got a divorce, and a forty year flood happened, and
my dad got out of prison. Don't go near town Lake. Oh,
I'm not going to Rainy Street. Not going to Rainy Street, dude.
They have not figured out what's been going on over there.
We don't want to talk about it now. Do they
(50:42):
still have the houses that are bars? Yeah, but there's
there's been a lot of them are going by by man.
There's a lot of hotels over there and got to
sell out, man, gotta make that money. I don't blame them.
I don't blame them at all. Do you know who's
playing the concert tomornight?
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Sam Hunt?
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Is he?
Speaker 3 (51:01):
Yeah? Other than that, I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
It's a good lineup. Yeah, I know it's good. I
think Brooks and Done. Yeah, I know what I saw.
I thought pretty good. They lined up some decent ones. Yeah,
can't wait, man, can't wait to see Greg Garrett, Jacob
chess Day. It's gonna be a good one. Man. Cousin Andrew,
he bailed on the concert tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
He's just gonna go to Bars.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
I know he goes every year, and this year he's
going to watch an Ultimate Frisbee game.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
His friend's wife plays on an ultimate Frisbee team and
they're in town to play the Austin team. Hmm. Yeah,
so he has to go watch the ultimate Frisbee matchup
to try and split on that one. Yeah, he can't
leave at halftime, man, Like, I don't know. Hopefully got
good seats. I don't know how packed it, you know,
(51:52):
hopefully he's able to you know, get in. He's not
in the nosebleeds. Did you get all them tickets? Yeah?
Through Rod. Yeah, I'll hit him up for Billy
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