October 8, 2025 • 45 mins
In this episode Lunchbox somehow ended up in a fantasy basketball league with a bunch of 12 year olds and has no idea how to get out. Ray is has some fascinating gambling stories from Shohei Ohtani's bookie including him losing $12 million in one year at a Vegas casino. Plus Ray wants to grocery store to stop trying to save the planet and leave the lights on.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
There we go, Man, There we go? How are you today? Man?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Doing good? I always love at work when people awkwardly
ask you how you're doing. I don't know, Mark, I'm
doing great. What do you want to know? Man? Just
such an open ended question, and it's obviously pointless.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
They really don't care how you're doing exactly. They really
just have something. They need something to say. When you're
in the hallway and they see you walking down the hallway,
they have to come up with something. How are you
doing good? Good? That's it. They don't care, they don't
want to stop and talk. They're going to where they're going.
You're going to where you're going. It's just something so
there's not awkward silence in the hallway.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
That's it. And it's become such a common saying now
I feel thirty years ago. Do people ask each other
that all the time?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's how you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Do?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
They genuinely want to know how you're doing?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
No? And I want to know how it started. It's
sort of like you go to the cash register at
the grocery store, how's it going today? Fine? Cool? Like
I asked same different day, Or they say do you
find everything okay? No? Actually, I didn't. I couldn't find
the you know, pumpkin spice bread. Oh well, I can
(01:11):
have someone go look for you. No, you think I'm
gonna hold up the whole line. No, it's cool, don't
worry about it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No, I couldn't find the chocolates because actually, you guys
now have it set out, especially in the halloween section
instead of in the aisle that it usually is. So
I just circled the place about a hundred times, couldn't
find it, gave up, and then now I'm realizing it's
probably over there in the halloween candy. You guys just
randomly move the chocolates over there, got it? Maybe think
about not doing that. Talk to your manager.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, I didn't see the ice outside like I was
looking for an ice container. Oh no, that's on the
frozen aisle. What who keeps the ice inside the grocery store?
Thought you just had those big old things out front. Sorry,
my bat.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
And also I love saying electricity. If you guys could
do away with those lights that turn off in the
freezer section because you can't see any of the freezer
stuff unless you walk directly past it and then it
finally lights up. How much electricity do we need to save?
Let our kids fix this earth.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I think that's actually a good invention. I kind of
like it. I think it's kind of cool. It's fun.
When you walk up to it, it lights up. You're like, oh,
that's so fun.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It's good, unless you go to a bad one. There's
a proger in my area. You're past it for three
seconds and it's still dark.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That's unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh cool, I didn't even get to see any of
it because you're trying to save electricity. Oh great, I
just got to open the door, get froze to death
or rock hard and the tatas before I can see
what kind of pizza flavor? This is cool.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I did hit the gas station the other day that
doesn't have the light up ones, but they have like
an actual picture of what's behind it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Stop and that is terrible. It has to be.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It's so hot because you're like, what that's the gate?
Is that gatorade? I think that's good? No, I'm not gatorade.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
My fault.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Let me go to this. It is the dumbest thing.
It is like a It's like you wrap your car,
you know what I mean, But they wrap the freaking window.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Of the cooler. I know I'm gonna this isn't maybe's.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
The one where you used to get the pizza when
we lived over there. I'm aware you know what place
I'm talking about, Yes, and that's the gas station.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I don't want to it's probably a great charity. Have
you seen the now of the purple pumps?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, so there's it. What is a green pump diesel? Correct?
What is the other pump?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Uhighlighted, regular, unleaded, super, unleaded.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
There's now a purple pump. No, and it's for some charity.
But you look at the thing for about four minutes
and you're thinking, I'm gonna ruin my entire car if
this isn't unleaded gas. But I'm reading through it and
it says that it's a giving pump.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
No, no, I never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So there is now the green pump, the purple pump,
and the regular pump. So do not be me and
totally confused for five minutes. Purple pumps. Good, guys, you
can use that in your car. But for the love
of gosh, man, make it a little bit more obvious.
Put hey, you can still use this car in your car.
This isn't a different form of diesel. Bro I almost
(03:59):
use green diesel because I thought purple was now diesel
and green was then the normal one. The other way
I knew is that there was a bunch of black
tar hair one around the diesel pump. And I said, okay,
well that's obviously not what I'm putting in my vehicle, dude,
but maybe you want to switch to diesel because it's cheaper.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Hold on, the purple pump is actually the regular gas
that you put in your car. It just means that
a portion of your purchase will go to a local charity.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I thought it was just gonna be like, oh, you
get the purple pump, someone can pull up and they
can pump gas because you put some credit on that pump.
And I'm like, no, I'm not about to pay for
someone to pull up and get free gas. That pull
up I'm about to pull up. That is not gonna
happen on my dime.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Hey, dude, I left you five dollars at the purple
pump on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
All right, dude, I'm in there now on my head
up there GA's some free gas and pull up. But
my old question is does that mean the gas is
more expensive at the purple pump or are they just
taking their loss?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I believe that's the only one that the gas station
will donate yet.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
No, I understand that, but I'm saying to if you
use the purple pump as a gallon of gas five
cents more expensive, so you're able to donate to charity
or are they just like, oh, you'll just they'll just
take the loss on their end and donate that money
to charity.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
They'll they'll take a loss, man, just like we do
with the conventions.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh yeah, we do have a convention coming up, right, Yes,
but I do want to say that I did get
an email yesterday. It's very awkward.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Sore Losers Convention in Nashville. Get your tickets at Sorelosers
dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yes, I got an email saying I have two days
to review a trade offer. And I'm like, oh boy,
let's do some trading. And I go click on my
fantasy team and there's no trade and I'm like what.
So I go back to the email and I'm like,
(05:48):
what does it say? It says you have been offered
a trade in your fantasy basketball league. What I'm not
in a fantasy basketball league. Some keeper no turns out.
I pocket joined a Yahoo Fantasy basketball league.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
There's worse things, and there's no way to get out
of it. So it's you and a bunch of twelve
year olds playing a free league.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I have no idea who these people are. The draft
already happened. I have a team, and I can't just
leave the league. I don't know how I got in it.
I must have put my phone in my pocket and
hit it and it said join and whatever. When I
was pulling out my phone back out of the pocket,
I must have hit join. And now I'm in a
fantasy basketball league and I've already had a trade offer.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, it's from a kid and his parents' basement. Small story, Yeah,
am I allowed go ahead before you were allowed to gamble,
and it had to be offshore, and I wasn't all
in on that offshore in college yet that you could
sign up for fantasy and so I played fantasy football
with my buddies. But none of my buddies really wanted
to do basketball. So I just get into it. And
(06:56):
then there were options and it said you could pay
do free. You could do it twenty five dollars one
or you could pay one hundred dollars and if you
win the league, you get one thousand dollars. But this
is how dumb I was. Gambling wasn't legal, so they
technically couldn't send you one thousand dollars from CBS Sports,
so you would get a thousand dollars credit at cbssports
(07:18):
dot com. So my dumba, I thought it was a
good idea. I thought, oh, there's some way you can
spend that money. And maybe sure I could have got
something from the website and sold it on eBay, But
I paid one hundred dollars to not even have the
chance to win that thousand dollars and put it in
real money that I was just gonna win money to
the merch store, talk about stupid. Thank god, we have
(07:40):
come a long way as in America. Yeah, now you
can pull up and bet in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Well, now you can bet in Nashville, and you want
to hear my team? I got Caid Cunningham, Devin Booker,
h Jalen Johnson, Jalen Brown, d Idvidia uh Jay Butler
the Third as Jim Butler, Paul George uh Annobi, Anthony Simmons,
(08:06):
and Yukup Poodle and that's my team.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Thank you. Because that same year I drafted Lebron. I
had the first pick out of the ten random people
across America, and I made my logo his lion logo
that he used to go by. I don't know if
he still goes by it. So I had Lebron and
every night I would watch the Cleveland Cavaliers and Lebron
for this one hundred dollars investment that I did. Never
even made the playoffs, never even came close, but it
(08:30):
was pretty cool getting to watch Cleveland. I had some
boolet website I went on watched the games for free,
and I would sit there at the bottom of my bed.
I had like a stand that I put my laptop on,
and I watched every Cleveland Cavaliers game. And my girlfriend
at the time would be like, what are you doing.
Oh yeah, it's a big league I'm in wine thousand
dollars the little did you know? I was only gonna
win a hoodie?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
And then you, uh, six months laid Ray, why are
you wearing those CBS sports shirts man, Dude, like CBS
sports underwear. That doesn't really make sense. Why did you
get that oh honeywoll you know I won this fantasy
league and I got one thousand dollars to the gift shop.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It was cool, though, memorizing all the Cleveland starting five
and Lebron always played. He never sat. Back then, there
was no load management. That was back in the day.
Dude games after Texas State classes, seven o'clock hiads boom
Cleveland Cavaliers basketball every night for like two months. It
was awesome.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Well, here's my problem is it's gonna ruin my stats
now because I'm never gonna check this. I'm never gonna
change guys out. Whoever's in the lineups, in the lineup.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
All that to say, maybe you can get some Yahoo merchandise,
that's the win.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I don't think they have it. It's just a free league,
and I mean my team. Let me see who I'm
playing this week. I'm gonna be playing Scott's splendid team.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And that leads me to my bigger point. In a
world now where you can play fantasy sports and win
actual money, who is signing up for a free league
at Yahoo dot eight year olds.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I'm playing. Let me tell you the teams in my league.
We got LB's legit team, Scott's splendid team the Bosocks.
So someone went in and actually chang their team name
to bo Sox, so they're taking this seriously. I have
Emerson's Expert Team, Brett's Best Team, Garfield Razorbacks, Legendary team.
(10:12):
Oh here's a good one team four Scott's Excellent Team,
and mythical monster that is who is in my league?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Baby dude, Me and Justin would join that and we
still wouldn't be able to win. No, you won, you won?
Who won by point fifteen? And what I actually like
fantasy basketball a little bit better than fantasy football because
it's every night.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
It's awesome. You have to pay attention every day to
who's getting in and out and who's not starting in
load management. But not when you sign up for some
stupid free league that you didn't mean to you pocket
sign up, and now your Yahoo's stats, when they keep
like your overall record and your badges, you're gonna get
a bunch of losses on your records. I'm not gonna
change this team.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Well, and speaking of trades, on mine, it was Tony Pollard.
I just got offered a trade. It was Tony Pollard
for running back. Now we need a running back. So
is Tony Pollard for was it Tetroya? Yeah, tech Shara, Yeah,
Tony Pollard for to Shara? Who would you pick? I'd
take to Shara? Yeah, we have to Shara. And then
I realized Justin offered the trade, and so I declined
(11:20):
a trade offered by my co manager. He was gonna
give up to Shara for freaking Tony Pollard, who we
get to see in our backyard, who probably will never
score more than eight points, never gets touchdowns, and they're
always losing, so probably never runs the ball. I'm canceling
trades from in house.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
That's weird, man, that's weird. That's a weird strategy to
have one manager offer trade and you go in and
reject it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Our managerial team right now can't even get trades out
of house yet.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I do like the fact that you guys don't even
discuss the trade. That just whatever managers on board right
then and can go online and send a trade without
the other manager knowing. That is such a bold strategy.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Well, what you realize is you do you and your
wife disagree about a lot?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, me and Justin disagree about everything. Every pick, every
juices saw us during the draft. There wasn't one thing
we agreed on every week. Who to start we disagree
about he makes He still thinks that you can trade
a quarterback for a star running back. I'm not even
gonna argue that anymore. We're five weeks into the season.
I'm done. Sometimes you gotta cut your losses. Keep trying it, man,
(12:23):
And he learned last week not one person accepted.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
So yeah, we haven't had any trade offers in my league.
I just told you that one that the guy tried
to offer me something crazy for Arman Saint Brown and
freaking et TN. He wanted to give me like poop
on stick and bow Nicks. I'm like, no, dude, I'm good,
Thanks for coming.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
We did Skataboo for Courtland Sutton kind of like it.
It was just an all around fair, fine trade. It's
been pretty even, man, until Tyrone Tracy comes back and
Scataboo's in the back scattered.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I don't know Scataboo's going to the back. Man.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
He's crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
He is crazy. He runs mad, he runs angry. He's
a bad mother. He's a big boy. He's a big boy.
He runs anger. Boom boom b I wouldn't want to
try to tackle.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And you gotta love what we hear about Did you
hear about Skataboo at all? When he played for Arizona
State the entire year?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I watched him a couple of times. I was like,
they can't tackle that guy, did you really?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah? Never learned about him until the college football playoff?
And I said, thanks, Sports Center, you really let us
know about this Skataboo guy. Now he's a star in
the NFL, and we didn't for an entire year hear
about him in college. Good good journalism there, Sports Center.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, we have a podcast and we didn't talk about
him at all. Never never great journalism. Sore losers. Should
we start the show? What are you drinking over? You
got some blue liquid?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Man? Yeah? Man, it just adds it a little pep
to some of this water. It tastes so terrible, and
you never know if there's some of those plastic chemicals
floating around in it, so it kills the taste. It
zap's it good, but it doesn't kill the plastic. Well,
you got a hope that it's been transported in a
cool area, but if any of this water sits with
the plastic in sun direct sunlight. They say, all those
(13:57):
cancer causing chemicals.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Just I mean, I don't know if you remember this,
but we a couple of years ago, we had this
thing called a coaches Convention. Yeah, and we gave away
water bottles. Steal water bottles. You could bring your water
in that steel water bottle and not worry about those plastics.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Like, use your own merchandise to get through life.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Save the totals. We're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Live, Save the totles. Oh, the one too sore losers?
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports. I'll give you this sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
What up, y'all? It is Scisson. I'm from the North.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
now of Nashville. Actually ironic, how that is north North North?
We the North. Me and Baser got two point two acres,
two point two kids at Vanderbilt, and I'll die have
a heart attack when I'm seventy two and a half.
That's all I got. Lunch over to you. Happy spooky Sison.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah, spooky Sison.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
My question is should I just accept any NBA trade
that comes my way because I'm not going to change
my lineup. So whoever wants my players, if they offered
me a trade, I should accept it.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
And you'll make their day. A lot of these kids
are probably in fourth grade and they're getting their first
shot at fantasy and gambling. It is going to be
a thirty year battle.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, let's see. Here we go. Let me, let's look
at my team. What is the trade? Oh, here we go. Uh,
they want to give me Maxi and Jokic and I
would give up Daniels, Miles Turner and Austin Reeves. I
don't even think that's on my team. What. Oh, maybe
(15:36):
it wasn't even to me. Maybe they canceled that trade
and that's just a trade that's going down in the league. Yeah, yeah,
all right, we'll take a break. We'll come back and
uh yeah, I got listen. You think I'm over that
Cardinals loss? Oh no, oh no?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
And I learned something. Do you remember the guy that
Otani's interpreter gambled with the bookmaker. There's some wild stories
coming out from that guy because he has a podcast now.
Really well, apparently he just did a thing with the
government so he doesn't go to jail. No, so he
did this agreement where they came and took a million
dollars from him in his house or that he knew
(16:12):
they were going to take it, specifically a million dollars,
and then they just give up all rights where they
can't arrest him and then no questions asked. But he
had to give up a million dollars. And so that's
why the but.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
But show Hayes interpreter goes to prison.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, he was just a bookie. And so they said, hey,
if you give us some information, and.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Well, why do they go to prison for gambling because
gambling was illegal? Well, so as being a bookie, maybe.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
They they weren't ever after him, They were after these guys.
He all a majority of his gambling was in Vegas,
which was legal. Being a bookie is illegal, correct, But
apparently in the government's eyes, the massive bets that were
being placed are by the person placing them, not the
person taking them. Who cares. I'm not the government, but
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apparently he's like, yeah, there's this thing in our government.
You just give up one hundred dollars a million dollars,
you you sign away all rights they get asked for
some information on you. They can never ask about any
of this. You don't go to jail and they ask
for information. That's a rap.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
But he's been on this podcast coming out with a
lot of crazy stuff. You been listening, Yeah, all day yesterday,
You'll never believe it.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Well, take a break. You'll tell me all about it
right after this. Tell me about the potty man.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
So I don't want to say the wrong name, will
you philibuster?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Philibuster for you man? And I'm gonna just say Lebron
Like I listen, he tried to do some cute thing.
Oh it's an announcement too, Can I say? I forgot all
about it? Like I saw the post and I was like, oh,
he must be saying he's gonna this is his last year.
Everybody bow down to me as I make my way
around the world and the arenas and oh here you
know it's your last chance to see me play live.
(17:59):
Did he do it live on TV or Instagram or
Twitch or something? I have no idea when the announcement
came out? What what do you know?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
All I saw on X was the Decisions coming and
it was part two the decision. What was it possibly
gonna be he's retiring. Cool, he's been playing for fifty years.
I literally that is the other thing he's gonna play
with Brownie Junior. Cool.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Nepotism, He's already done that.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
What's number three? He's gonna open another barbershop and do
a TV show? Cool, Just do the crap and we'll
see if it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Does he still do the barber shop show?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I don't know. But I'm all about put up or
shut up. I'm all about walk the walk, talk to talk,
dog eat dog World or uh better. But your bite
better be bigger than your chew. When he when he,
When the announcement comes, do it. You don't need to
announce the announcement, which kind of annoys me that we
announced the convention, but we didn't announce it.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
What do you mean we didn't We didn't announce the stuff. Yeah,
you're right right, we're Lebron. No, no, no, we're not Lebron.
We we haven't. We told you exactly what's going to
happen at the convention.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
We Oh, was his announcement.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Something with Hennessy? Okay, I don't know the brand. I
have no idea, I don't know any it is it
his brand? Is he partner with someone else that already
makes it. I don't know what is going on.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
So I don't I don't even want the build up,
if you will, I don't want the for play. I
want his Hennessy in my in my cup, right here,
and I want to drink it and tell you if
it's good or not. I don't care about the decision
to sell Hennessy. I don't care about the decision for
you to decide to be uh a heterosexual male. I
just want to see you as your friend.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
It wasn't a decision to be a heterosexual male. Oh,
I was born that way. Man, Okay, Well, I just
want to see the end result. I want to see
the sore Losers convention. I want to see the Balls
win a championship. I want to see the Cubs win
a World Series. I don't want to talk about it.
I want to see it. Well, I want to talk
about the cousin winning the World Series. That'd be awesome, though,
build up to that would be incredible. I mean, they're
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not going to win the World Series. They're not good
enough to win the World Series. But that's okay. They
made the playoffs, they beat the Padres who went all in,
gave up their whole farm system and got bounced in
the first round once again. But yeah, I don't know
the lebron thing. I was just like, dude, I forgot
all about it. I know people started speculating on the
Facebook page, and then I forgot all about it. And
(20:27):
I don't even know when even made the announcement. Was
it last night, was it yesterday? Was it today? I
have no idea when the announcement was made.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Do you like when people make an announcement, like, Hey, guys,
here's my announcement. I'm tharting a new show. Cool, where's
your show? I want to listen to it. I want
to hear it in my hand and then I'll tell
you if I like it or not.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I don't know. Like these kids that oh, I'm gonna
announce the college, I'm like, oh, that's interesting. They're down
to four schools, Kansas, Texas, Louisville, and North Carolina. I'm like, oh, man,
that'd be cool if I and then I forget all
about it, and then I see it a couple days later,
I'm like, oh, they picked this school. I don't know.
I forgot to look you know what I mean. Like
when I'm scrolling through Twitter and they say, all, this
(21:08):
guy's gonna announce what college you know, basketball he's picking,
I'm like, oh man, it could be Kansas. That's really cool.
I'm gonna tune in for that. Do I ever tune in?
I've ever tuned in for an announcement, never in my
life because I forget about it about three seconds later.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
And also, videos that progressed now in social media and everything,
you really don't got to do the announcement thing. I mean,
people are only interested in the video. Now, that's a
good video. So it's like, you guys wouldn't be that
totally defeats our podcast. I was gonna say, they're not
gonna be in an interested in the video of our podcast.
(21:43):
Would you guys be interested in a video of our
last year's convention?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yes, okay, because it shows you what you can look
forward to, the atmosphere that you get to be a
part of.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
But I'm saying we've can increase technologically, so much of
the videos of Lebron deciding something. No, I want to
see the video of Lebron chugging Hennessy. That's an interesting video.
I think we've moved past where the decision was such
a big deal. There was no social media. Holy crap,
this guy's getting on TV. He a video. Now what
(22:16):
I've seen somebody sit in a chair before and say
their decision. Now, it's oh, how are you gonna market this?
I'm gonna pour it all over my son. He's gonna
drink his first Hennessy or something. The videos of got
to keep moving. I get its decision too. You don't
have to use the same video format you did twenty
five years ago.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
And you don't have to use that because everybody hated it.
That's just pretty bad ass. I loved it when he
did it. That's pretty bad ass.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Because Steven A. Smith called it before he goes, hey,
he's heading to Miami. I got some inside sources, and
nobody was saying that. Steven A. Smith was the first
person looking up online that said Lebron was going to
South Beach and everybody goes what he is? He is?
I believe there was a betting market on it. I
did not get in on it, but watching in that moment,
you had no idea where Lebron was gonna go, and
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he goes, I'm taking my talents to South Beach and
every person was like, South Beach, is that even a team?
Oh maam, he's going to Miro.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That was crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
It was crazy. So but your tongue when you're talking
about the decision.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
You're right. My apologies. Now, would you like to talk
about your story?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah? So my guy's Matthew Boyer. He was the bookie
for shohe Atani's interpreter who was betting three million, ten million,
millions and millions of dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
And so this Boyer guy's now out on podcasts and
stuff because he can just talk about it. Like I
said before, he did a deal with the government, so
he's cool to just talk about this stuff. And he's
really I guess talking about his casino losses, which was
totally illegal. A couple of his stories. He goes, yeah
one time, Resorts World, Yeah, oh we were there, thank you.
(23:48):
That's where we had convention two. He said in a
thirteen month time period, he lost thirteen million dollars at
Resorts World.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
He said it was his unluckiest casino. Every other place
he goes. He said in his twenties he sucked at
gambling he lost a lot of money, but from his
thirties into his forties, he said, he kept it, fueling it.
He's not saying nobody's good at gambling. I'll tell you
that right now. There are sharks, sharps, whatever you want
to call them. Whales few and far between.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I see some whales in Vegas. Dude, they are ooh,
and they wear very little clothing. I might put something over.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
That nobody's good at gambling, and so he goes, yeah,
I just kept it. I was able to sustain it
and keep fueling it and stuff because he had businesses.
So he's like, I kept going thirties and forties betting,
bet and betting. But resorts were like, he'd go to
Venetian It do fine. You know, he'd go to Caesars
do fine, Bellagio do fine. But Resorts World, he said,
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I freaking could not win there thirteen months, thirteen million dollars.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
If you can't win there, why do you keep going
back to the same damn place? If that place took
a million years and you're winning over at MGM Grand
or the Wind, why would you not go over to
the Grand the Wind? Is it because you have a
been deada like, oh I got to get that million back.
Who cares where you get the million back from. Just
go get your million.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
He was also getting free stuff, and Resorts World was
giving him free stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
He said, I hate to tell you, anywhere you gamble
thirteen million dollars, they're going to give you free stuff.
It doesn't matter. Resorts World El Cortez binions the win,
it does not matter. They will give you free stuff
for thirteen million dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
He said. The palms, their villas were the nicest on
the strip. Oh and you it was a waterfall, there
was a huge pool, the garage doors whatever they were
opened up.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Well, that definitely sounds worth thirteen million, now that you
say that.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
But he said some of the other places weren't really
giving him the free stuff anymore. Then you get a
free steak dinner. He wants a free mansion, is what
they'd call it. He wanted a free penhouse. He wanted
a free villa. Okay, he wanted a free they called
a palace. He wanted a free palace, and they weren't
given it to him. So that's why he went to
Resorts World, got it, earn his lesson there. That was
one of the interesting ones. Another interesting one. He said
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when he was going he would go to was it
a Dominican Republic? Huh, Dominican Republic? He had a three
million dollar credit line. God, two million dollar credit line.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Okay, not as impressive as three.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Two million dollar. I almost screwed up my punchline. Two
million dollar credit line. And he went down there and
he lost one point six million, and he only had
eighty thousand, So we actually lost one point nine two hundred,
if that makes sense. One point nine two zero.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
No, if he had eighty thousand, he.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Y had no, no, no, yes, so he had he
had two million, and he only had eighty thousand.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Dollars left, Okay, got it.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
So he'd lost everything. And he goes, what's the worst
thing about Dominican Republican is the credit lines? So he
was able to InCred reseit and get that up more so,
I guess he only had So he had lost one
point nine to eight zero, He had lost almost two million.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Your your math is way off, but go ahead, statistical season.
And so he got an OTO which is only today
only OTO on today only you can get a credit line.
So they gave him the two million. That wasn't enough.
He blew through that playing black jack. He said, he
played backer at sports betting at home, so it wasn't
sports betting in the Dominican Republic. But he'd lost it all,
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and so he got an only today only credit line
of eighty thousand dollars, and he knew with eighty thousand
he could do something with it. Twenty thousand, he goes,
there's no way you can win the money back. It's
just like dust is exactly how he explained it. So
he goes, but with eighty thousand, he'd really rarely played craps.
He knew that he could get it going a little bit.
So credit lines blow through. His family's gonna be there
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for a whole week. Sits down at craps, and in
a three hour time period he turned eighty thousand into
three point six million dollars in three hours. Oh, he
was betting numbers, he said, pass line. He would bet
behind his bet. Yeah, you know about that. And he said,
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at first, because of his he was betting let's say
forty thousand on the comeout. He goes, you can't really
with he was already betting so much, so then he
was getting them to increase the limits. He's like, because
you could really couldn't win that money back unless you
start getting the limits increased. So he's able to do that,
able to do that to the point that he's bet
hundreds and two hundreds of thousands of dollars a hand
on craps. He said, he rolled for forty five minutes,
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it was the luckiest he's ever been at craps and
won three point six million dollars, so that meant he
was up one point six and he said, I'm never
at this. Matthew boyer Otani's bookie Sports Better. He goes
Interpreter's Bookies Sports Better, and he goes, I wasn't gonna
give it back, he goes. The hardest as a gambler,
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he goes, for those five days of my family was
in vacation in the Dominican Republic. What's even harder than
going on chasing, he goes, is not being able to
bet for five days. He said, but I refused to
give back any of that money. And even my wife,
she would you know there'd be one hundred dollars, Why
don't you just play one hundred, he goes, because she
knew same thing. I knew wo'd blow through that three
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point six million, so he couldn't touch it, he goes.
I went home on top, he goes, But those five
days I'll never forget because as a gambler, when you're hot,
not going back to those tables. He said it was.
It was one of the biggest weights ever as a gambler.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
How do they pay you for three point six million
dollars because there is no damn million dollar chip that
I know of. Do they just sit there and write
it on a piece of paper and you take it
to the cashier and be like, hey, it's an iou
from the guy over there. You owe me three point
six million dollars.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
And I believe he said that he was playing with
limits that nobody else played with, so there weren't even
chips for how he was betting. I'm sure it was
a lot of notating. They were just writing it down.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Well, It's like when I was at the wind one time,
I came out of dinner and the wife and I
were going to play craps and we walk up to
the craps table and they're like, oh no, no, this
is reserved, Mike reserved, And they're like yeah, reserved, and
there's this one guy playing, and I'm like, so I
stand there and watch, and he was doing one hundred
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and fifty thousand dollars a roll.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
That's similar to Matthew Boyer.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
He had the whole craps table reserved for himself, which
I don't understand how that's fun. I don't get how
having the craps table for just you, but no friends, nobody,
anybody there cheering for you. You have three pit bosses,
all these workers surrounding the table, and they're just putting
bets out for him. I don't even know that he
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told them what bets to place. He was just put
They were putting money. Boom boom, boom, boom, boom boom,
and he would roll and he would roll six, and
he'd say six, baby me, my friend, baby, Oh no, baby, okay, okay.
Didn't even know how to play craps and he's playing
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars a roll. I cannot
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even understand it. I can't understand playing by yourself. But damn,
maybe he turned it into three point six million dollars.
I didn't stay around to find out, because you know what,
I didn't want to do stay around and find out
because I had a table to find Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
And the reason that guy rented out a table is
because he didn't want a drunk Vegas girl rolling the dice.
He wanted to see his own rolls.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yes, and then you don't want those people at the
other end, like when the dice are out sticking their
hands down the chance of hitting the I mean when
I was in Vegas this last time at New York,
New York, god Ginny was rolling and she was hot,
and she was hot and she was hot, and the
damn people at the other end are all drunk, kept
putting their hands down there, dice out, move your heads.
I mean there was three instances where it almost hit
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their freaking hands, and I was like, guys, for the
love of God, stop.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
But is there that moment where the dice roller kind
of looks at the table. We all good, there's a pause.
If you don't get that pause, it is damn annoying
because I'm trying to put down numbers and this guy's
throwing the dice like we're on some shot clock.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Let's let's act like, let's not act like they're throwing
him out real fast. They put the stick across the
table for like five minutes, so you can place more beds,
get paid, get laid, get do whatever you need to do.
And then they move the stick.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Get your hands back. It's that easy. It could be
then the pit boss. Because they're shooting the dice over
to the guy too quickly. Maybe we need to just
all just take a breath, give it a beat so
you can play those numbers.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
You're right anymore?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
From the podcast there was it was kind of the
depressing stuff. He you know, is like I told you
the other parts before, and he said that now he
kind of what is he a he's a consultant, or
he's a counselor so people. He had some guy in Dallas,
just another one of the stories. He said, some guy
in Dallas, he was at it. He's not really get
betting anymore. And he was in Dallas and he had
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his daughter doing a volleyball tournament and he met up
with an Instagram follower. Guy goes, hey, man, I'm in
a lot of trouble. I got I'm down. He say
two hundred thousand. I'm down two hundred thousand. Guy in
Dallas is down two hundred thousand, and he goes, Matthew Boyer,
you'll meet up with me, just give me some consulting help,
some help. The met at a restaurant coffee shop. They're
over coffee and he's just like, yeah, I need some help.
He's trying to give him good advice, trying to give
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him good advice, and he goes, I knew the guy
was addicted when at the very end of the coffee session,
the guy said, but what if I just what if
I just got out alone for ten thousand and did
a sixteen parlay. He goes, the guy was that dark
in a hole and he still wanted to see the
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light and thought he could get out of it. And
he goes, that's when I told the guy, you got
a real problem, bigger than this, bigger than me. You
got to check yourself in.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Man, that sounds like copy at the convention. Man, Guys,
if we just do a ten gamer right here, we
can get it all back. He scratching his head. Oh,
very weird.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
And Boyer also saying because he's been such a gambler,
He goes, it's the crazy that the world's wild, because
when you're gambling, if you're hot and you're playing with
house money. He said, that's when you want to bet.
That's when you're the most free and you're good. He goes,
when you're in the hole and the bet has to hit,
he says, I'll tell you right now, when the bet
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has to hit nine times out of ten, it never hits. Never, never,
He goes, when you're hot, those are the moments you
live for. If you're not, get the hell out because
when you get to that point where I got to
get this one for Rent, I'm telling you the experiences
I've had. It doesn't hit for Rent, is what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
It's a great point. Listen to that, sore losers. It
doesn't hit if you got to pay Rent. We'll take
a break. We'll be right back, dude. I thought I
was over the Arizona loss, and I told you I'm
eliminated survivor all that crap and no big deal, right Like, Okay,
they screwed up and I came on here and I
ripped them and I may have cursed once or twice,
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and I talked about it. But then I'm on Twitter
and I complained about the play calling, about how they
had the ball up to and ran into the butt.
They ran into the butt three times in a row.
And then I'm on freaking Twitter and the head coach,
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the head coach is on there and he is talking
about how, yeah, we didn't really like that play either,
and I do not understand what listen to that. This
is the offensive coordinator.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I mean, at the end of the day, anytime I
make a call, I'm trying to go win again, you know,
whether I'm putting the ball in Kylo's hands, whether I'm
putting ball in the back's hands and trusting the old line.
You know, I think just based on the situation where
we were on a distance, I didn't love the call.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Felt like I put our guys in a tough.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Spot and not have so he didn't love the call.
And the head coach even said, oh, I didn't really
love the call either, Like I didn't love the call.
But and they're like, why didn't you call it time out?
He goes, ah, you know, you know the clock's ticking down.
I decided let's just roll with it. If you hear
the call, come in and you're the head freaking coach
and you don't like the call, and he said, you
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can override the dolphinsive coordinator, and he goes, oh, I don't
do that. He's the dophinsive coordinator for a reason. You're
the head coach for a reason. If you both didn't
like the call, why did we make the call? Why
did we call that play? If we didn't like the play?
How stupid are we? If I hear that as an owner,
get your ass out of town, clear out your office.
(36:49):
You are you both admitted when the call went into
Kyler Murray, you both are like, I don't really like
that call. Jim, well, Jim much, just go ahead even
though the we got timeouts and everything, but yeah, the
plate clocks clicking down, but let's just go ahead and
run that play.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
How stupid are we?
Speaker 1 (37:05):
And then Kyler Murray, hey man, when that play comes
in your headset, have you ever thought about like audible, hey, hey,
hey blue blue, we're going blue? Oh ma oh ma,
We're not gonna run that stupid play. Your coaches said
it was a dumb play. Did you not know it
was a dumb play?
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Too? Goodness gracious, they may not might not have veteran
leadership on that team. I heard AJ Hawk say that
it is amazing to have veteran leadership, which Kyler Murray's
pretty new relatively, and he said, because then they can
audible out of stuff on defense on offense, because it's
really just the coordinator play play call in something. They're
not on the field. They're not bird's eye view down
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there what you're seeing. So if you see something different,
like if you're a J Hawk, this is his example,
he gave, like, wow, I shouldn't be running the running this.
If we're in a certain cover and OBJ breaks across
the middle, I probably shouldn't be covering him. So then
he's like, hey man, you dip in, I'm gonna dip out.
So if you have veteran leadership, you're able to audible
out of that stuff. I would say the Cardinals maybe
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don't have the veteran leadership, Thank you, AJ Hawk.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Then the guy that dropped the football, the coach goes
in there and yells at him one hundred thousand dollars
and the team finds him one hundred thousand dollars, Like,
excuse me. I thought the point of the head coach
was to hold the players responsible for their actions. The
dude literally dropped the ball on the half yard line
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and cost your team a touchdown and you're gonna find
the coach for going over and yelling at the player.
I thought that is why you brought in a head
coach to hold the players responsible, to yell at them
when they mess up. They need to be disciplined. Instead
you tell the players, hey man, sorry he yelled at you.
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For that. We're gonna find him one hundred thousand dollars.
The players are sitting there going, we can do whatever
we want. If coach yells at us, he'll get in trouble.
How stupid are the Arizona Cardinals? You guy, If you're
an Arizona Cardinals fan, you're an idiot. That team is.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
They're as bad as Dallas.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
How stupid of an organization?
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Did you see Mark Sanchez stuff. Casey Anthony's old lawyer
was talking about it and he was saying it rubs
him the wrong way, just because it's so one sided
right now. The important thing to come out is gonna
be the drug test, which it will come out and
that'll be pretty telling. But what the BAIAZ guy who
used to represent Casey Anthony, he said, it's so one
sided right now because you had the truck driver the
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seventy year old guy, which doesn't really help there. But
he's the one with the two weapons, and Mark Sanchez
didn't have anything, but everybody's piling onto him, he says.
So as an attorney, that's it's an amazing case to
take on because your guy was weaponless and this other
guy was wielding all kinds of stuff hidden under the vest,
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he says, So, which got me to thinking Mark Sanchez
a mate. They I saw reports he could do sixteen years,
never gonna happen. He could do six years, never gonna happen.
I think Mark Sanchez could get off Scott Free gets
his job back again. Two weapons versus zero.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
It's called self defense.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
It's called pepper spray knife.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
You're allowed to have pepper spray on you anywhere you go.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Well, I'll put give you pepper spray me and knife
in a bear den. See who wins?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Well, yes, but he had a He has to go
in alleys in weird places. He's probably had these confrontations before,
so he keeps something on him just in case something.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
No, South, dude, and I've seen these. I don't know
why I didn't bring this up. I see this every
night when I walk to the gym. This alley in
between her. All night long, there's a cardboard truck that
comes in. There's a trash truck that comes in. There's
because it is a hotel. It isn't a hotel, it's
an apartment complex. What is that truck. It's like a
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delivery vehicle. There's there's three loading docks in this alley,
so through out the night is when the trucks come in,
which is exactly when Mark Sanchez was running it. Dude,
there's always a bum yelling at one of them, or
a loading truck yelling at somebody. There's always yells. It's
never peaceful at two am with drunk people and loading
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doc people who are trying to rim rod. Get this
truck in here. That's hard to see. You got nobody
directing you, nobody. It's a recipe for disaster.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
That's why I had a knife, man, So I get that. Yeah,
so bias man, I appreciate your opinion, but no one
asked you. So all right, guys, have a great Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Dude, I didn't what brought it all to light as
I had a crackhead the other night.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
What you had a crackhead at your house?
Speaker 2 (41:41):
I was sitting there lifting and the windows face the
alleys slash street. Oh, crackhead starts knocking on the window
and goes, I need something to drink. I need something
to drink. Was it Mark Sanchez? No, No, this guy
strung out on skag and I'm doing back. I'm doing
back and I just a head nod to him, like
go up around, like you gotta go up around. He goes,
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I can't hear you. Just like that. This is almost
a similar instance.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, so you open the window.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
You can't open those doors, And so I told him,
I go, they're locked. I did the lock motion and pushed.
I was like, I can't open it, and he goes,
I can't hear you. And I go, I can't hear you.
I'm yelling at a crackhead through the window. And so
then the crackhead goes in from the construction site, gets
a bush and puts it in the handles of the door.
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So there's this big ass bush at the gym in
the handles, and so this girl complains to the gym
guy up front. She says, hey, there's a crackhead outside.
He tried accosting me trying to get water or something
and he's let in here and I didn't know she
told on him. And then I go, hey, I got
the gym guy go hey, man, he like put a
bush in the door right there. That wasn't me, even
though I was working out here. I don't want you
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guys to think I did it. Clear my name. And
I'm like, but this crackhead like keeps knocking on the
windows and he needs something to drink. And the guy goes, oh,
we've gotten reports. Just be careful. But it was me
versus crackhead dude. Thank god I was safe.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Did you have a knife?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Well, then I go out, you gotta go upstairs and
then to exit. I had no knife, no pepper spray.
I already done my workout, and I already told you
I freaking go around. He never went around trying to
yell at some lady. And so then I go to
the gym worker. I was like, hey, are you guys
doing anything about it? And he goes, well, unless he
enters here, there's really nothing we can do about it.
So he walked into your car, no, and he goes,
just be safe out there, man, and I'm like, I'm
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just supposed to hit the streets like this sixty nine
year old man, and I ain't got pepper spray or
a knife. Be careful unless they the crackhead crosses the
gym threshold. I can't get any help, man. But I
mean I did just work out, so he probably thought
I was okay compared to the woman. They got her
inside safely. But I don't know where that crackhead went.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Never saw him again, Hut.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
I never saw him because he was just downstairs and
he acts like he needed water. Went and got the
bush through it, wrapped it around the handles of the door,
so it looked just like a crackhead decoration at a
homeless shelter, and then it was never to be seen again.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
No, I think I got him. I see him. He's
in a jail selling Indy.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Mark Sanchez. Yeah, dude, dude, what I call it is
I call nightcrawlers. There's some people that come out when
that sun's up. You didn't see me. You don't see
any of my people. I claim some of them us nightcrawlers. Dude.
It's a completely different world out there, and that's what
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Mark Sanchez and the sixty nine year old saw.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yeah, the sixty nine year old is used to the nightcrawlers.
He's not used to the and then Mark Sanchez, I
don't know what he he's not used to Mark Sanchez
because he's not usually a nightcrawler.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
I would assume That's what I'm saying. So it's like
Mark Sanchez came into our territory. We're the night crawlers.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Huh, yeah, you are the nightcrawler. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
But see, I would have felt bad if something happened
to that girl. What was I supposed to do? Go
knock the crackhead out? No, you can't because he didn't
do it. All he did was want water, dude. He
didn't do anything too, but he was cracking out. We're
freaking out knocking I was lifting out. You could hear
him banging at the door. And I didn't do anything.
Right then, that's when the girl had the interaction with him,
when he went around the corner. And then I told
on him like ten minutes later. Yeah, you had to
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finish your set. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But like,
what if something would have happened to her, I would
have felt responsible.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
But it's not your responsibility. You don't own the gym.
You don't own the streets. You can't do everything you
I understand you're a paranoid person, but you can't do everything.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
I heard her upstairs. She was like that, freaked out.
I could hear her from the second deck when I
was downstairs telling the gym worker they got music going out,
and there they got music going too. But I could
hear her voice like he must have. She had panic
in a void. He must have went at her.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
That's not good, man. Maybe you need to find a
new gym.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
No, I need pepper spraying a knife
There we go, Man, There we go? How are you today? Man?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Doing good? I always love at work when people awkwardly
ask you how you're doing. I don't know, Mark, I'm
doing great. What do you want to know? Man? Just
such an open ended question, and it's obviously pointless.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
They really don't care how you're doing exactly. They really
just have something. They need something to say. When you're
in the hallway and they see you walking down the hallway,
they have to come up with something. How are you
doing good? Good? That's it. They don't care, they don't
want to stop and talk. They're going to where they're going.
You're going to where you're going. It's just something so
there's not awkward silence in the hallway.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
That's it. And it's become such a common saying now
I feel thirty years ago. Do people ask each other
that all the time?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's how you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Do?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
They genuinely want to know how you're doing?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
No? And I want to know how it started. It's
sort of like you go to the cash register at
the grocery store, how's it going today? Fine? Cool? Like
I asked same different day, Or they say do you
find everything okay? No? Actually, I didn't. I couldn't find
the you know, pumpkin spice bread. Oh well, I can
(01:11):
have someone go look for you. No, you think I'm
gonna hold up the whole line. No, it's cool, don't
worry about it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No, I couldn't find the chocolates because actually, you guys
now have it set out, especially in the halloween section
instead of in the aisle that it usually is. So
I just circled the place about a hundred times, couldn't
find it, gave up, and then now I'm realizing it's
probably over there in the halloween candy. You guys just
randomly move the chocolates over there, got it? Maybe think
about not doing that. Talk to your manager.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, I didn't see the ice outside like I was
looking for an ice container. Oh no, that's on the
frozen aisle. What who keeps the ice inside the grocery store?
Thought you just had those big old things out front. Sorry,
my bat.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
And also I love saying electricity. If you guys could
do away with those lights that turn off in the
freezer section because you can't see any of the freezer
stuff unless you walk directly past it and then it
finally lights up. How much electricity do we need to save?
Let our kids fix this earth.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I think that's actually a good invention. I kind of
like it. I think it's kind of cool. It's fun.
When you walk up to it, it lights up. You're like, oh,
that's so fun.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It's good, unless you go to a bad one. There's
a proger in my area. You're past it for three
seconds and it's still dark.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That's unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh cool, I didn't even get to see any of
it because you're trying to save electricity. Oh great, I
just got to open the door, get froze to death
or rock hard and the tatas before I can see
what kind of pizza flavor? This is cool.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I did hit the gas station the other day that
doesn't have the light up ones, but they have like
an actual picture of what's behind it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Stop and that is terrible. It has to be.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It's so hot because you're like, what that's the gate?
Is that gatorade? I think that's good? No, I'm not gatorade.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
My fault.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Let me go to this. It is the dumbest thing.
It is like a It's like you wrap your car,
you know what I mean, But they wrap the freaking window.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Of the cooler. I know I'm gonna this isn't maybe's.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
The one where you used to get the pizza when
we lived over there. I'm aware you know what place
I'm talking about, Yes, and that's the gas station.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I don't want to it's probably a great charity. Have
you seen the now of the purple pumps?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, so there's it. What is a green pump diesel? Correct?
What is the other pump?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Uhighlighted, regular, unleaded, super, unleaded.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
There's now a purple pump. No, and it's for some charity.
But you look at the thing for about four minutes
and you're thinking, I'm gonna ruin my entire car if
this isn't unleaded gas. But I'm reading through it and
it says that it's a giving pump.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
No, no, I never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So there is now the green pump, the purple pump,
and the regular pump. So do not be me and
totally confused for five minutes. Purple pumps. Good, guys, you
can use that in your car. But for the love
of gosh, man, make it a little bit more obvious.
Put hey, you can still use this car in your car.
This isn't a different form of diesel. Bro I almost
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use green diesel because I thought purple was now diesel
and green was then the normal one. The other way
I knew is that there was a bunch of black
tar hair one around the diesel pump. And I said, okay,
well that's obviously not what I'm putting in my vehicle, dude,
but maybe you want to switch to diesel because it's cheaper.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Hold on, the purple pump is actually the regular gas
that you put in your car. It just means that
a portion of your purchase will go to a local charity.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I thought it was just gonna be like, oh, you
get the purple pump, someone can pull up and they
can pump gas because you put some credit on that pump.
And I'm like, no, I'm not about to pay for
someone to pull up and get free gas. That pull
up I'm about to pull up. That is not gonna
happen on my dime.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Hey, dude, I left you five dollars at the purple
pump on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
All right, dude, I'm in there now on my head
up there GA's some free gas and pull up. But
my old question is does that mean the gas is
more expensive at the purple pump or are they just
taking their loss?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I believe that's the only one that the gas station
will donate yet.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
No, I understand that, but I'm saying to if you
use the purple pump as a gallon of gas five
cents more expensive, so you're able to donate to charity
or are they just like, oh, you'll just they'll just
take the loss on their end and donate that money
to charity.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
They'll they'll take a loss, man, just like we do
with the conventions.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh yeah, we do have a convention coming up, right, Yes,
but I do want to say that I did get
an email yesterday. It's very awkward.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Sore Losers Convention in Nashville. Get your tickets at Sorelosers
dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yes, I got an email saying I have two days
to review a trade offer. And I'm like, oh boy,
let's do some trading. And I go click on my
fantasy team and there's no trade and I'm like what.
So I go back to the email and I'm like,
(05:48):
what does it say? It says you have been offered
a trade in your fantasy basketball league. What I'm not
in a fantasy basketball league. Some keeper no turns out.
I pocket joined a Yahoo Fantasy basketball league.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
There's worse things, and there's no way to get out
of it. So it's you and a bunch of twelve
year olds playing a free league.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I have no idea who these people are. The draft
already happened. I have a team, and I can't just
leave the league. I don't know how I got in it.
I must have put my phone in my pocket and
hit it and it said join and whatever. When I
was pulling out my phone back out of the pocket,
I must have hit join. And now I'm in a
fantasy basketball league and I've already had a trade offer.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, it's from a kid and his parents' basement. Small story, Yeah,
am I allowed go ahead before you were allowed to gamble,
and it had to be offshore, and I wasn't all
in on that offshore in college yet that you could
sign up for fantasy and so I played fantasy football
with my buddies. But none of my buddies really wanted
to do basketball. So I just get into it. And
(06:56):
then there were options and it said you could pay
do free. You could do it twenty five dollars one
or you could pay one hundred dollars and if you
win the league, you get one thousand dollars. But this
is how dumb I was. Gambling wasn't legal, so they
technically couldn't send you one thousand dollars from CBS Sports,
so you would get a thousand dollars credit at cbssports
(07:18):
dot com. So my dumba, I thought it was a
good idea. I thought, oh, there's some way you can
spend that money. And maybe sure I could have got
something from the website and sold it on eBay, But
I paid one hundred dollars to not even have the
chance to win that thousand dollars and put it in
real money that I was just gonna win money to
the merch store, talk about stupid. Thank god, we have
(07:40):
come a long way as in America. Yeah, now you
can pull up and bet in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Well, now you can bet in Nashville, and you want
to hear my team? I got Caid Cunningham, Devin Booker,
h Jalen Johnson, Jalen Brown, d Idvidia uh Jay Butler
the Third as Jim Butler, Paul George uh Annobi, Anthony Simmons,
(08:06):
and Yukup Poodle and that's my team.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Thank you. Because that same year I drafted Lebron. I
had the first pick out of the ten random people
across America, and I made my logo his lion logo
that he used to go by. I don't know if
he still goes by it. So I had Lebron and
every night I would watch the Cleveland Cavaliers and Lebron
for this one hundred dollars investment that I did. Never
even made the playoffs, never even came close, but it
(08:30):
was pretty cool getting to watch Cleveland. I had some
boolet website I went on watched the games for free,
and I would sit there at the bottom of my bed.
I had like a stand that I put my laptop on,
and I watched every Cleveland Cavaliers game. And my girlfriend
at the time would be like, what are you doing.
Oh yeah, it's a big league I'm in wine thousand
dollars the little did you know? I was only gonna
win a hoodie?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
And then you, uh, six months laid Ray, why are
you wearing those CBS sports shirts man, Dude, like CBS
sports underwear. That doesn't really make sense. Why did you
get that oh honeywoll you know I won this fantasy
league and I got one thousand dollars to the gift shop.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It was cool, though, memorizing all the Cleveland starting five
and Lebron always played. He never sat. Back then, there
was no load management. That was back in the day.
Dude games after Texas State classes, seven o'clock hiads boom
Cleveland Cavaliers basketball every night for like two months. It
was awesome.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Well, here's my problem is it's gonna ruin my stats
now because I'm never gonna check this. I'm never gonna
change guys out. Whoever's in the lineups, in the lineup.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
All that to say, maybe you can get some Yahoo merchandise,
that's the win.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I don't think they have it. It's just a free league,
and I mean my team. Let me see who I'm
playing this week. I'm gonna be playing Scott's splendid team.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And that leads me to my bigger point. In a
world now where you can play fantasy sports and win
actual money, who is signing up for a free league
at Yahoo dot eight year olds.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I'm playing. Let me tell you the teams in my league.
We got LB's legit team, Scott's splendid team the Bosocks.
So someone went in and actually chang their team name
to bo Sox, so they're taking this seriously. I have
Emerson's Expert Team, Brett's Best Team, Garfield Razorbacks, Legendary team.
(10:12):
Oh here's a good one team four Scott's Excellent Team,
and mythical monster that is who is in my league?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Baby dude, Me and Justin would join that and we
still wouldn't be able to win. No, you won, you won?
Who won by point fifteen? And what I actually like
fantasy basketball a little bit better than fantasy football because
it's every night.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
It's awesome. You have to pay attention every day to
who's getting in and out and who's not starting in
load management. But not when you sign up for some
stupid free league that you didn't mean to you pocket
sign up, and now your Yahoo's stats, when they keep
like your overall record and your badges, you're gonna get
a bunch of losses on your records. I'm not gonna
change this team.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Well, and speaking of trades, on mine, it was Tony Pollard.
I just got offered a trade. It was Tony Pollard
for running back. Now we need a running back. So
is Tony Pollard for was it Tetroya? Yeah, tech Shara, Yeah,
Tony Pollard for to Shara? Who would you pick? I'd
take to Shara? Yeah, we have to Shara. And then
I realized Justin offered the trade, and so I declined
(11:20):
a trade offered by my co manager. He was gonna
give up to Shara for freaking Tony Pollard, who we
get to see in our backyard, who probably will never
score more than eight points, never gets touchdowns, and they're
always losing, so probably never runs the ball. I'm canceling
trades from in house.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
That's weird, man, that's weird. That's a weird strategy to
have one manager offer trade and you go in and
reject it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Our managerial team right now can't even get trades out
of house yet.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I do like the fact that you guys don't even
discuss the trade. That just whatever managers on board right
then and can go online and send a trade without
the other manager knowing. That is such a bold strategy.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Well, what you realize is you do you and your
wife disagree about a lot?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, me and Justin disagree about everything. Every pick, every
juices saw us during the draft. There wasn't one thing
we agreed on every week. Who to start we disagree
about he makes He still thinks that you can trade
a quarterback for a star running back. I'm not even
gonna argue that anymore. We're five weeks into the season.
I'm done. Sometimes you gotta cut your losses. Keep trying it, man,
(12:23):
And he learned last week not one person accepted.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
So yeah, we haven't had any trade offers in my league.
I just told you that one that the guy tried
to offer me something crazy for Arman Saint Brown and
freaking et TN. He wanted to give me like poop
on stick and bow Nicks. I'm like, no, dude, I'm good,
Thanks for coming.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
We did Skataboo for Courtland Sutton kind of like it.
It was just an all around fair, fine trade. It's
been pretty even, man, until Tyrone Tracy comes back and
Scataboo's in the back scattered.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I don't know Scataboo's going to the back. Man.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
He's crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
He is crazy. He runs mad, he runs angry. He's
a bad mother. He's a big boy. He's a big boy.
He runs anger. Boom boom b I wouldn't want to
try to tackle.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And you gotta love what we hear about Did you
hear about Skataboo at all? When he played for Arizona
State the entire year?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I watched him a couple of times. I was like,
they can't tackle that guy, did you really?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah? Never learned about him until the college football playoff?
And I said, thanks, Sports Center, you really let us
know about this Skataboo guy. Now he's a star in
the NFL, and we didn't for an entire year hear
about him in college. Good good journalism there, Sports Center.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, we have a podcast and we didn't talk about
him at all. Never never great journalism. Sore losers. Should
we start the show? What are you drinking over? You
got some blue liquid?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Man? Yeah? Man, it just adds it a little pep
to some of this water. It tastes so terrible, and
you never know if there's some of those plastic chemicals
floating around in it, so it kills the taste. It
zap's it good, but it doesn't kill the plastic. Well,
you got a hope that it's been transported in a
cool area, but if any of this water sits with
the plastic in sun direct sunlight. They say, all those
(13:57):
cancer causing chemicals.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Just I mean, I don't know if you remember this,
but we a couple of years ago, we had this
thing called a coaches Convention. Yeah, and we gave away
water bottles. Steal water bottles. You could bring your water
in that steel water bottle and not worry about those plastics.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Like, use your own merchandise to get through life.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Save the totals. We're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Live, Save the totles. Oh, the one too sore losers?
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports. I'll give you this sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
What up, y'all? It is Scisson. I'm from the North.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
now of Nashville. Actually ironic, how that is north North North?
We the North. Me and Baser got two point two acres,
two point two kids at Vanderbilt, and I'll die have
a heart attack when I'm seventy two and a half.
That's all I got. Lunch over to you. Happy spooky Sison.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah, spooky Sison.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
My question is should I just accept any NBA trade
that comes my way because I'm not going to change
my lineup. So whoever wants my players, if they offered
me a trade, I should accept it.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
And you'll make their day. A lot of these kids
are probably in fourth grade and they're getting their first
shot at fantasy and gambling. It is going to be
a thirty year battle.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, let's see. Here we go. Let me, let's look
at my team. What is the trade? Oh, here we go. Uh,
they want to give me Maxi and Jokic and I
would give up Daniels, Miles Turner and Austin Reeves. I
don't even think that's on my team. What. Oh, maybe
(15:36):
it wasn't even to me. Maybe they canceled that trade
and that's just a trade that's going down in the league. Yeah, yeah,
all right, we'll take a break. We'll come back and
uh yeah, I got listen. You think I'm over that
Cardinals loss? Oh no, oh no?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
And I learned something. Do you remember the guy that
Otani's interpreter gambled with the bookmaker. There's some wild stories
coming out from that guy because he has a podcast now.
Really well, apparently he just did a thing with the
government so he doesn't go to jail. No, so he
did this agreement where they came and took a million
dollars from him in his house or that he knew
(16:12):
they were going to take it, specifically a million dollars,
and then they just give up all rights where they
can't arrest him and then no questions asked. But he
had to give up a million dollars. And so that's
why the but.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
But show Hayes interpreter goes to prison.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, he was just a bookie. And so they said, hey,
if you give us some information, and.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Well, why do they go to prison for gambling because
gambling was illegal? Well, so as being a bookie, maybe.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
They they weren't ever after him, They were after these guys.
He all a majority of his gambling was in Vegas,
which was legal. Being a bookie is illegal, correct, But
apparently in the government's eyes, the massive bets that were
being placed are by the person placing them, not the
person taking them. Who cares. I'm not the government, but
(16:57):
apparently he's like, yeah, there's this thing in our government.
You just give up one hundred dollars a million dollars,
you you sign away all rights they get asked for
some information on you. They can never ask about any
of this. You don't go to jail and they ask
for information. That's a rap.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
But he's been on this podcast coming out with a
lot of crazy stuff. You been listening, Yeah, all day yesterday,
You'll never believe it.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Well, take a break. You'll tell me all about it
right after this. Tell me about the potty man.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
So I don't want to say the wrong name, will
you philibuster?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Philibuster for you man? And I'm gonna just say Lebron
Like I listen, he tried to do some cute thing.
Oh it's an announcement too, Can I say? I forgot all
about it? Like I saw the post and I was like, oh,
he must be saying he's gonna this is his last year.
Everybody bow down to me as I make my way
around the world and the arenas and oh here you
know it's your last chance to see me play live.
(17:59):
Did he do it live on TV or Instagram or
Twitch or something? I have no idea when the announcement
came out? What what do you know?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
All I saw on X was the Decisions coming and
it was part two the decision. What was it possibly
gonna be he's retiring. Cool, he's been playing for fifty years.
I literally that is the other thing he's gonna play
with Brownie Junior. Cool.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Nepotism, He's already done that.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
What's number three? He's gonna open another barbershop and do
a TV show? Cool, Just do the crap and we'll
see if it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Does he still do the barber shop show?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I don't know. But I'm all about put up or
shut up. I'm all about walk the walk, talk to talk,
dog eat dog World or uh better. But your bite
better be bigger than your chew. When he when he,
When the announcement comes, do it. You don't need to
announce the announcement, which kind of annoys me that we
announced the convention, but we didn't announce it.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
What do you mean we didn't We didn't announce the stuff. Yeah,
you're right right, we're Lebron. No, no, no, we're not Lebron.
We we haven't. We told you exactly what's going to
happen at the convention.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
We Oh, was his announcement.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Something with Hennessy? Okay, I don't know the brand. I
have no idea, I don't know any it is it
his brand? Is he partner with someone else that already
makes it. I don't know what is going on.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
So I don't I don't even want the build up,
if you will, I don't want the for play. I
want his Hennessy in my in my cup, right here,
and I want to drink it and tell you if
it's good or not. I don't care about the decision
to sell Hennessy. I don't care about the decision for
you to decide to be uh a heterosexual male. I
just want to see you as your friend.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
It wasn't a decision to be a heterosexual male. Oh,
I was born that way. Man, Okay, Well, I just
want to see the end result. I want to see
the sore Losers convention. I want to see the Balls
win a championship. I want to see the Cubs win
a World Series. I don't want to talk about it.
I want to see it. Well, I want to talk
about the cousin winning the World Series. That'd be awesome, though,
build up to that would be incredible. I mean, they're
(20:05):
not going to win the World Series. They're not good
enough to win the World Series. But that's okay. They
made the playoffs, they beat the Padres who went all in,
gave up their whole farm system and got bounced in
the first round once again. But yeah, I don't know
the lebron thing. I was just like, dude, I forgot
all about it. I know people started speculating on the
Facebook page, and then I forgot all about it. And
(20:27):
I don't even know when even made the announcement. Was
it last night, was it yesterday? Was it today? I
have no idea when the announcement was made.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Do you like when people make an announcement, like, Hey, guys,
here's my announcement. I'm tharting a new show. Cool, where's
your show? I want to listen to it. I want
to hear it in my hand and then I'll tell
you if I like it or not.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I don't know. Like these kids that oh, I'm gonna
announce the college, I'm like, oh, that's interesting. They're down
to four schools, Kansas, Texas, Louisville, and North Carolina. I'm like, oh, man,
that'd be cool if I and then I forget all
about it, and then I see it a couple days later,
I'm like, oh, they picked this school. I don't know.
I forgot to look you know what I mean. Like
when I'm scrolling through Twitter and they say, all, this
(21:08):
guy's gonna announce what college you know, basketball he's picking,
I'm like, oh man, it could be Kansas. That's really cool.
I'm gonna tune in for that. Do I ever tune in?
I've ever tuned in for an announcement, never in my
life because I forget about it about three seconds later.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
And also, videos that progressed now in social media and everything,
you really don't got to do the announcement thing. I mean,
people are only interested in the video. Now, that's a
good video. So it's like, you guys wouldn't be that
totally defeats our podcast. I was gonna say, they're not
gonna be in an interested in the video of our podcast.
(21:43):
Would you guys be interested in a video of our
last year's convention?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yes, okay, because it shows you what you can look
forward to, the atmosphere that you get to be a
part of.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
But I'm saying we've can increase technologically, so much of
the videos of Lebron deciding something. No, I want to
see the video of Lebron chugging Hennessy. That's an interesting video.
I think we've moved past where the decision was such
a big deal. There was no social media. Holy crap,
this guy's getting on TV. He a video. Now what
(22:16):
I've seen somebody sit in a chair before and say
their decision. Now, it's oh, how are you gonna market this?
I'm gonna pour it all over my son. He's gonna
drink his first Hennessy or something. The videos of got
to keep moving. I get its decision too. You don't
have to use the same video format you did twenty
five years ago.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
And you don't have to use that because everybody hated it.
That's just pretty bad ass. I loved it when he
did it. That's pretty bad ass.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Because Steven A. Smith called it before he goes, hey,
he's heading to Miami. I got some inside sources, and
nobody was saying that. Steven A. Smith was the first
person looking up online that said Lebron was going to
South Beach and everybody goes what he is? He is?
I believe there was a betting market on it. I
did not get in on it, but watching in that moment,
you had no idea where Lebron was gonna go, and
(22:59):
he goes, I'm taking my talents to South Beach and
every person was like, South Beach, is that even a team?
Oh maam, he's going to Miro.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That was crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
It was crazy. So but your tongue when you're talking
about the decision.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
You're right. My apologies. Now, would you like to talk
about your story?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah? So my guy's Matthew Boyer. He was the bookie
for shohe Atani's interpreter who was betting three million, ten million,
millions and millions of dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
And so this Boyer guy's now out on podcasts and
stuff because he can just talk about it. Like I
said before, he did a deal with the government, so
he's cool to just talk about this stuff. And he's
really I guess talking about his casino losses, which was
totally illegal. A couple of his stories. He goes, yeah
one time, Resorts World, Yeah, oh we were there, thank you.
(23:48):
That's where we had convention two. He said in a
thirteen month time period, he lost thirteen million dollars at
Resorts World.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
He said it was his unluckiest casino. Every other place
he goes. He said in his twenties he sucked at
gambling he lost a lot of money, but from his
thirties into his forties, he said, he kept it, fueling it.
He's not saying nobody's good at gambling. I'll tell you
that right now. There are sharks, sharps, whatever you want
to call them. Whales few and far between.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I see some whales in Vegas. Dude, they are ooh,
and they wear very little clothing. I might put something over.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
That nobody's good at gambling, and so he goes, yeah,
I just kept it. I was able to sustain it
and keep fueling it and stuff because he had businesses.
So he's like, I kept going thirties and forties betting,
bet and betting. But resorts were like, he'd go to
Venetian It do fine. You know, he'd go to Caesars
do fine, Bellagio do fine. But Resorts World, he said,
(24:45):
I freaking could not win there thirteen months, thirteen million dollars.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
If you can't win there, why do you keep going
back to the same damn place? If that place took
a million years and you're winning over at MGM Grand
or the Wind, why would you not go over to
the Grand the Wind? Is it because you have a
been deada like, oh I got to get that million back.
Who cares where you get the million back from. Just
go get your million.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
He was also getting free stuff, and Resorts World was
giving him free stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
He said, I hate to tell you, anywhere you gamble
thirteen million dollars, they're going to give you free stuff.
It doesn't matter. Resorts World El Cortez binions the win,
it does not matter. They will give you free stuff
for thirteen million dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
He said. The palms, their villas were the nicest on
the strip. Oh and you it was a waterfall, there
was a huge pool, the garage doors whatever they were
opened up.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Well, that definitely sounds worth thirteen million, now that you
say that.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
But he said some of the other places weren't really
giving him the free stuff anymore. Then you get a
free steak dinner. He wants a free mansion, is what
they'd call it. He wanted a free penhouse. He wanted
a free villa. Okay, he wanted a free they called
a palace. He wanted a free palace, and they weren't
given it to him. So that's why he went to
Resorts World, got it, earn his lesson there. That was
one of the interesting ones. Another interesting one. He said
(26:04):
when he was going he would go to was it
a Dominican Republic? Huh, Dominican Republic? He had a three
million dollar credit line. God, two million dollar credit line.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Okay, not as impressive as three.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Two million dollar. I almost screwed up my punchline. Two
million dollar credit line. And he went down there and
he lost one point six million, and he only had
eighty thousand, So we actually lost one point nine two hundred,
if that makes sense. One point nine two zero.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
No, if he had eighty thousand, he.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Y had no, no, no, yes, so he had he
had two million, and he only had eighty thousand.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Dollars left, Okay, got it.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
So he'd lost everything. And he goes, what's the worst
thing about Dominican Republican is the credit lines? So he
was able to InCred reseit and get that up more so,
I guess he only had So he had lost one
point nine to eight zero, He had lost almost two million.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Your your math is way off, but go ahead, statistical season.
And so he got an OTO which is only today
only OTO on today only you can get a credit line.
So they gave him the two million. That wasn't enough.
He blew through that playing black jack. He said, he
played backer at sports betting at home, so it wasn't
sports betting in the Dominican Republic. But he'd lost it all,
(27:34):
and so he got an only today only credit line
of eighty thousand dollars, and he knew with eighty thousand
he could do something with it. Twenty thousand, he goes,
there's no way you can win the money back. It's
just like dust is exactly how he explained it. So
he goes, but with eighty thousand, he'd really rarely played craps.
He knew that he could get it going a little bit.
So credit lines blow through. His family's gonna be there
(27:57):
for a whole week. Sits down at craps, and in
a three hour time period he turned eighty thousand into
three point six million dollars in three hours. Oh, he
was betting numbers, he said, pass line. He would bet
behind his bet. Yeah, you know about that. And he said,
(28:19):
at first, because of his he was betting let's say
forty thousand on the comeout. He goes, you can't really
with he was already betting so much, so then he
was getting them to increase the limits. He's like, because
you could really couldn't win that money back unless you
start getting the limits increased. So he's able to do that,
able to do that to the point that he's bet
hundreds and two hundreds of thousands of dollars a hand
on craps. He said, he rolled for forty five minutes,
(28:41):
it was the luckiest he's ever been at craps and
won three point six million dollars, so that meant he
was up one point six and he said, I'm never
at this. Matthew boyer Otani's bookie Sports Better. He goes
Interpreter's Bookies Sports Better, and he goes, I wasn't gonna
give it back, he goes. The hardest as a gambler,
(29:04):
he goes, for those five days of my family was
in vacation in the Dominican Republic. What's even harder than
going on chasing, he goes, is not being able to
bet for five days. He said, but I refused to
give back any of that money. And even my wife,
she would you know there'd be one hundred dollars, Why
don't you just play one hundred, he goes, because she
knew same thing. I knew wo'd blow through that three
(29:26):
point six million, so he couldn't touch it, he goes.
I went home on top, he goes, But those five
days I'll never forget because as a gambler, when you're hot,
not going back to those tables. He said it was.
It was one of the biggest weights ever as a gambler.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
How do they pay you for three point six million
dollars because there is no damn million dollar chip that
I know of. Do they just sit there and write
it on a piece of paper and you take it
to the cashier and be like, hey, it's an iou
from the guy over there. You owe me three point
six million dollars.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
And I believe he said that he was playing with
limits that nobody else played with, so there weren't even
chips for how he was betting. I'm sure it was
a lot of notating. They were just writing it down.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Well, It's like when I was at the wind one time,
I came out of dinner and the wife and I
were going to play craps and we walk up to
the craps table and they're like, oh no, no, this
is reserved, Mike reserved, And they're like yeah, reserved, and
there's this one guy playing, and I'm like, so I
stand there and watch, and he was doing one hundred
(30:28):
and fifty thousand dollars a roll.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
That's similar to Matthew Boyer.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
He had the whole craps table reserved for himself, which
I don't understand how that's fun. I don't get how
having the craps table for just you, but no friends, nobody,
anybody there cheering for you. You have three pit bosses,
all these workers surrounding the table, and they're just putting
bets out for him. I don't even know that he
(30:53):
told them what bets to place. He was just put
They were putting money. Boom boom, boom, boom, boom boom,
and he would roll and he would roll six, and
he'd say six, baby me, my friend, baby, Oh no, baby, okay, okay.
Didn't even know how to play craps and he's playing
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars a roll. I cannot
(31:13):
even understand it. I can't understand playing by yourself. But damn,
maybe he turned it into three point six million dollars.
I didn't stay around to find out, because you know what,
I didn't want to do stay around and find out
because I had a table to find Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
And the reason that guy rented out a table is
because he didn't want a drunk Vegas girl rolling the dice.
He wanted to see his own rolls.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yes, and then you don't want those people at the
other end, like when the dice are out sticking their
hands down the chance of hitting the I mean when
I was in Vegas this last time at New York,
New York, god Ginny was rolling and she was hot,
and she was hot and she was hot, and the
damn people at the other end are all drunk, kept
putting their hands down there, dice out, move your heads.
I mean there was three instances where it almost hit
(31:56):
their freaking hands, and I was like, guys, for the
love of God, stop.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
But is there that moment where the dice roller kind
of looks at the table. We all good, there's a pause.
If you don't get that pause, it is damn annoying
because I'm trying to put down numbers and this guy's
throwing the dice like we're on some shot clock.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Let's let's act like, let's not act like they're throwing
him out real fast. They put the stick across the
table for like five minutes, so you can place more beds,
get paid, get laid, get do whatever you need to do.
And then they move the stick.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Get your hands back. It's that easy. It could be
then the pit boss. Because they're shooting the dice over
to the guy too quickly. Maybe we need to just
all just take a breath, give it a beat so
you can play those numbers.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
You're right anymore?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
From the podcast there was it was kind of the
depressing stuff. He you know, is like I told you
the other parts before, and he said that now he
kind of what is he a he's a consultant, or
he's a counselor so people. He had some guy in Dallas,
just another one of the stories. He said, some guy
in Dallas, he was at it. He's not really get
betting anymore. And he was in Dallas and he had
(33:05):
his daughter doing a volleyball tournament and he met up
with an Instagram follower. Guy goes, hey, man, I'm in
a lot of trouble. I got I'm down. He say
two hundred thousand. I'm down two hundred thousand. Guy in
Dallas is down two hundred thousand, and he goes, Matthew Boyer,
you'll meet up with me, just give me some consulting help,
some help. The met at a restaurant coffee shop. They're
over coffee and he's just like, yeah, I need some help.
He's trying to give him good advice, trying to give
(33:26):
him good advice, and he goes, I knew the guy
was addicted when at the very end of the coffee session,
the guy said, but what if I just what if
I just got out alone for ten thousand and did
a sixteen parlay. He goes, the guy was that dark
in a hole and he still wanted to see the
(33:48):
light and thought he could get out of it. And
he goes, that's when I told the guy, you got
a real problem, bigger than this, bigger than me. You
got to check yourself in.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Man, that sounds like copy at the convention. Man, Guys,
if we just do a ten gamer right here, we
can get it all back. He scratching his head. Oh,
very weird.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
And Boyer also saying because he's been such a gambler,
He goes, it's the crazy that the world's wild, because
when you're gambling, if you're hot and you're playing with
house money. He said, that's when you want to bet.
That's when you're the most free and you're good. He goes,
when you're in the hole and the bet has to hit,
he says, I'll tell you right now, when the bet
(34:26):
has to hit nine times out of ten, it never hits. Never, never,
He goes, when you're hot, those are the moments you
live for. If you're not, get the hell out because
when you get to that point where I got to
get this one for Rent, I'm telling you the experiences
I've had. It doesn't hit for Rent, is what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
It's a great point. Listen to that, sore losers. It
doesn't hit if you got to pay Rent. We'll take
a break. We'll be right back, dude. I thought I
was over the Arizona loss, and I told you I'm
eliminated survivor all that crap and no big deal, right Like, Okay,
they screwed up and I came on here and I
ripped them and I may have cursed once or twice,
(35:10):
and I talked about it. But then I'm on Twitter
and I complained about the play calling, about how they
had the ball up to and ran into the butt.
They ran into the butt three times in a row.
And then I'm on freaking Twitter and the head coach,
(35:31):
the head coach is on there and he is talking
about how, yeah, we didn't really like that play either,
and I do not understand what listen to that. This
is the offensive coordinator.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I mean, at the end of the day, anytime I
make a call, I'm trying to go win again, you know,
whether I'm putting the ball in Kylo's hands, whether I'm
putting ball in the back's hands and trusting the old line.
You know, I think just based on the situation where
we were on a distance, I didn't love the call.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Felt like I put our guys in a tough.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Spot and not have so he didn't love the call.
And the head coach even said, oh, I didn't really
love the call either, Like I didn't love the call.
But and they're like, why didn't you call it time out?
He goes, ah, you know, you know the clock's ticking down.
I decided let's just roll with it. If you hear
the call, come in and you're the head freaking coach
and you don't like the call, and he said, you
(36:25):
can override the dolphinsive coordinator, and he goes, oh, I don't
do that. He's the dophinsive coordinator for a reason. You're
the head coach for a reason. If you both didn't
like the call, why did we make the call? Why
did we call that play? If we didn't like the play?
How stupid are we? If I hear that as an owner,
get your ass out of town, clear out your office.
(36:49):
You are you both admitted when the call went into
Kyler Murray, you both are like, I don't really like
that call. Jim, well, Jim much, just go ahead even
though the we got timeouts and everything, but yeah, the
plate clocks clicking down, but let's just go ahead and
run that play.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
How stupid are we?
Speaker 1 (37:05):
And then Kyler Murray, hey man, when that play comes
in your headset, have you ever thought about like audible, hey, hey,
hey blue blue, we're going blue? Oh ma oh ma,
We're not gonna run that stupid play. Your coaches said
it was a dumb play. Did you not know it
was a dumb play?
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Too? Goodness gracious, they may not might not have veteran
leadership on that team. I heard AJ Hawk say that
it is amazing to have veteran leadership, which Kyler Murray's
pretty new relatively, and he said, because then they can
audible out of stuff on defense on offense, because it's
really just the coordinator play play call in something. They're
not on the field. They're not bird's eye view down
(37:44):
there what you're seeing. So if you see something different,
like if you're a J Hawk, this is his example,
he gave, like, wow, I shouldn't be running the running this.
If we're in a certain cover and OBJ breaks across
the middle, I probably shouldn't be covering him. So then
he's like, hey man, you dip in, I'm gonna dip out.
So if you have veteran leadership, you're able to audible
out of that stuff. I would say the Cardinals maybe
(38:04):
don't have the veteran leadership, Thank you, AJ Hawk.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Then the guy that dropped the football, the coach goes
in there and yells at him one hundred thousand dollars
and the team finds him one hundred thousand dollars, Like,
excuse me. I thought the point of the head coach
was to hold the players responsible for their actions. The
dude literally dropped the ball on the half yard line
(38:29):
and cost your team a touchdown and you're gonna find
the coach for going over and yelling at the player.
I thought that is why you brought in a head
coach to hold the players responsible, to yell at them
when they mess up. They need to be disciplined. Instead
you tell the players, hey man, sorry he yelled at you.
(38:49):
For that. We're gonna find him one hundred thousand dollars.
The players are sitting there going, we can do whatever
we want. If coach yells at us, he'll get in trouble.
How stupid are the Arizona Cardinals? You guy, If you're
an Arizona Cardinals fan, you're an idiot. That team is.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
They're as bad as Dallas.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
How stupid of an organization?
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Did you see Mark Sanchez stuff. Casey Anthony's old lawyer
was talking about it and he was saying it rubs
him the wrong way, just because it's so one sided
right now. The important thing to come out is gonna
be the drug test, which it will come out and
that'll be pretty telling. But what the BAIAZ guy who
used to represent Casey Anthony, he said, it's so one
sided right now because you had the truck driver the
(39:33):
seventy year old guy, which doesn't really help there. But
he's the one with the two weapons, and Mark Sanchez
didn't have anything, but everybody's piling onto him, he says.
So as an attorney, that's it's an amazing case to
take on because your guy was weaponless and this other
guy was wielding all kinds of stuff hidden under the vest,
(39:56):
he says, So, which got me to thinking Mark Sanchez
a mate. They I saw reports he could do sixteen years,
never gonna happen. He could do six years, never gonna happen.
I think Mark Sanchez could get off Scott Free gets
his job back again. Two weapons versus zero.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
It's called self defense.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
It's called pepper spray knife.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
You're allowed to have pepper spray on you anywhere you go.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Well, I'll put give you pepper spray me and knife
in a bear den. See who wins?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Well, yes, but he had a He has to go
in alleys in weird places. He's probably had these confrontations before,
so he keeps something on him just in case something.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
No, South, dude, and I've seen these. I don't know
why I didn't bring this up. I see this every
night when I walk to the gym. This alley in
between her. All night long, there's a cardboard truck that
comes in. There's a trash truck that comes in. There's
because it is a hotel. It isn't a hotel, it's
an apartment complex. What is that truck. It's like a
(40:51):
delivery vehicle. There's there's three loading docks in this alley,
so through out the night is when the trucks come in,
which is exactly when Mark Sanchez was running it. Dude,
there's always a bum yelling at one of them, or
a loading truck yelling at somebody. There's always yells. It's
never peaceful at two am with drunk people and loading
(41:15):
doc people who are trying to rim rod. Get this
truck in here. That's hard to see. You got nobody
directing you, nobody. It's a recipe for disaster.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
That's why I had a knife, man, So I get that. Yeah,
so bias man, I appreciate your opinion, but no one
asked you. So all right, guys, have a great Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Dude, I didn't what brought it all to light as
I had a crackhead the other night.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
What you had a crackhead at your house?
Speaker 2 (41:41):
I was sitting there lifting and the windows face the
alleys slash street. Oh, crackhead starts knocking on the window
and goes, I need something to drink. I need something
to drink. Was it Mark Sanchez? No, No, this guy
strung out on skag and I'm doing back. I'm doing
back and I just a head nod to him, like
go up around, like you gotta go up around. He goes,
(42:03):
I can't hear you. Just like that. This is almost
a similar instance.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, so you open the window.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
You can't open those doors, And so I told him,
I go, they're locked. I did the lock motion and pushed.
I was like, I can't open it, and he goes,
I can't hear you. And I go, I can't hear you.
I'm yelling at a crackhead through the window. And so
then the crackhead goes in from the construction site, gets
a bush and puts it in the handles of the door.
(42:30):
So there's this big ass bush at the gym in
the handles, and so this girl complains to the gym
guy up front. She says, hey, there's a crackhead outside.
He tried accosting me trying to get water or something
and he's let in here and I didn't know she
told on him. And then I go, hey, I got
the gym guy go hey, man, he like put a
bush in the door right there. That wasn't me, even
though I was working out here. I don't want you
(42:50):
guys to think I did it. Clear my name. And
I'm like, but this crackhead like keeps knocking on the
windows and he needs something to drink. And the guy goes, oh,
we've gotten reports. Just be careful. But it was me
versus crackhead dude. Thank god I was safe.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Did you have a knife?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Well, then I go out, you gotta go upstairs and
then to exit. I had no knife, no pepper spray.
I already done my workout, and I already told you
I freaking go around. He never went around trying to
yell at some lady. And so then I go to
the gym worker. I was like, hey, are you guys
doing anything about it? And he goes, well, unless he
enters here, there's really nothing we can do about it.
So he walked into your car, no, and he goes,
just be safe out there, man, and I'm like, I'm
(43:27):
just supposed to hit the streets like this sixty nine
year old man, and I ain't got pepper spray or
a knife. Be careful unless they the crackhead crosses the
gym threshold. I can't get any help, man. But I
mean I did just work out, so he probably thought
I was okay compared to the woman. They got her
inside safely. But I don't know where that crackhead went.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Never saw him again, Hut.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
I never saw him because he was just downstairs and
he acts like he needed water. Went and got the
bush through it, wrapped it around the handles of the door,
so it looked just like a crackhead decoration at a
homeless shelter, and then it was never to be seen again.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
No, I think I got him. I see him. He's
in a jail selling Indy.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Mark Sanchez. Yeah, dude, dude, what I call it is
I call nightcrawlers. There's some people that come out when
that sun's up. You didn't see me. You don't see
any of my people. I claim some of them us nightcrawlers. Dude.
It's a completely different world out there, and that's what
(44:30):
Mark Sanchez and the sixty nine year old saw.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yeah, the sixty nine year old is used to the nightcrawlers.
He's not used to the and then Mark Sanchez, I
don't know what he he's not used to Mark Sanchez
because he's not usually a nightcrawler.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
I would assume That's what I'm saying. So it's like
Mark Sanchez came into our territory. We're the night crawlers.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Huh, yeah, you are the nightcrawler. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
But see, I would have felt bad if something happened
to that girl. What was I supposed to do? Go
knock the crackhead out? No, you can't because he didn't
do it. All he did was want water, dude. He
didn't do anything too, but he was cracking out. We're
freaking out knocking I was lifting out. You could hear
him banging at the door. And I didn't do anything.
Right then, that's when the girl had the interaction with him,
when he went around the corner. And then I told
on him like ten minutes later. Yeah, you had to
(45:16):
finish your set. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But like,
what if something would have happened to her, I would
have felt responsible.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
But it's not your responsibility. You don't own the gym.
You don't own the streets. You can't do everything you
I understand you're a paranoid person, but you can't do everything.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
I heard her upstairs. She was like that, freaked out.
I could hear her from the second deck when I
was downstairs telling the gym worker they got music going out,
and there they got music going too. But I could
hear her voice like he must have. She had panic
in a void. He must have went at her.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
That's not good, man. Maybe you need to find a
new gym.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
No, I need pepper spraying a knife
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