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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're live.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
No, I'm not. Oh I am damn. I wasn't even ready.
All right, put your hat on or take your head off.
Let's go. Well you took it on. I thought you're
putting it on. I don't know. Shut up.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Morgan says, we're not supposed to talk at the beginning
about our headphones and getting ready.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, no, I know you said that the last time,
but listen, we're not talking about our headphones. I just
wasn't ready. I was like pulling up stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Said I sound like a broken record.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, you sound like you're saying the same thing that
you said like two podcasts ago, so that people are
going to tune in and think I've already heard this podcast.
I think they uploaded the wrong audio, which would not
be above.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Us broken record? You like that?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I did like that? Where'd you get that?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Just always had it in the system, dude. We got
a database here over ten thousand sounds. I can search
in the moments.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Okay, tell me if you can search this A car horn?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Let me see.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Can you fire truck drivers out there? God bless you
driving across America's highways and byway?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What about a tractor can I attractor moment.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Notice it's tough right now, not a lot of rain.
Lord knows they need it for the crops.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh dude, let me tell you, I got grocery stories.
Grocery stories, grocery stories. I was at the grocery. Oh,
I was at the grocery store. And I'm sitting there
in line and waiting to check out, and the lady
in front of me is doing her groceries. And the
lady Cashier's like, oh, how's it going today, ma'am. She goes, oh,
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I don't know. It looked kind of like it was
gonna rain this morning. And Cashier's like, whoa, that would
be really a blessing if it rained.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Chef crops, And the lady checked.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You know. That's the customers like, yeah, I know. I mean,
I'm gonna tell you what. Those trees and those plants
out there, they really need that water. And I'm like,
this is exactly the kind of conversation I expect to
see from two people that have nothing to talk about
at a grocery store, because it is the go to
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for everybody. Man's hot out there. Yeah, we could really
use some rain. Oh yeah, those plants, those flowers. They
need them, she's talking about. Yeah, I planted. I planted
all these plants like three weeks ago, and it hasn't
rained since I planted them, so I've been watering them.
But man, it's they're having a tough time hanging on.
So we could really use the rain cashier. Yeah, I
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don't really plant plants anymore. I have ones that hang
on my porch and so I just kind of water
those every day. But my grass is starting to look yellow,
and I'm like, oh my gosh, can you guys just
check out the grocery so I can get out.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Of here the grass at your mansion.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I would always tell my great grocery store lady on
the west side, Hey, storm's coming. It's I rushed in
here to get pizza and bread and milk. Storms coming.
They're always oblivious because the west side is usually where
the storms start.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You can see it coming in, so you knew.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
And it happened.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
The other night storm came up to me in the
north dissipated, went out to Kentucky. So I don't even
see the same storms you guys do. But I swear
once a week there was a storm coming in on
the west side. I'm running in all right, I need
to beat So where's that milk still in the front?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Good?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Storm's coming? Oh? Is there really?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You don't check your phone? Yeah, there's a massive thunderhead.
You're in a pretty solid building. They really don't got
to care.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I mean they should care, but if it's a big deal,
I think they would be notified. And I don't ever
know when the storm is coming. The only way I
find out is my frantic wife freaking out about a
storm coming because she has six different alarms set like,
she has a weather alarm. She has some app on
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her phone that notifies her, dude, we were in Atlanta.
I don't know how long ago was that two months ago?
And her phone starts going off storm, storm, storm, and
she's like, oh my gosh, we got a storm coming.
And then she's like, oh wait a minute. Got to
figure out is this in Atlanta or is this back
in Nashville. Oh, I think it's back in Nashville. I
think we're okay, And I'm like, okay, cool, can you
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turn it off? She says, no, no, no, no, I got
to make sure it doesn't hit our house. I'm like,
what differs does it make we're not there. If it
hits our house, we'll find out in the morning.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I always know when every broom and mop and bucket
is out of the mop closet because Baser goes in
there and hides. I'm like, awesome, why is the vacuum
and the swiffer and the dust bucket?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Oh, storm's coming.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'm always like, hey, where's baby box's three's mattress and
I'm in the pantry gard Honey, I thought I bought
some snacks at the store the other day. Oh, they're
down in the closet. I've got to set up. There
must be a storm coming.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
There are some storms there you don't get in Texas
or Michigan.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
You're right. And when she's on YouTube, my up, I
know what she's doing watching the weather guys.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Here, we gotta do the intro. You're talking about severe weather.
It's a hell of a broadcast.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, they're really good. My wife loves them. I don't
even know how they make money. Well, i'll tell you
how they make money. They sell merch and I bought it.
And I'll tell you who bought some merch, my wife.
My wife definitely has a long sleeve black T shirt.
With the yellow lightning bolt in the middle. Ah from
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the Nash Severe Weather guys. Because she thinks it's the
least I can do because they provide such a great
real time service that saves a lot of lives.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
True dad, And she.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Goes, would you like one? And I said, let me
think about that. No, you wanna buy me a cup shirt?
Cool Nash Severe Weather shirt? No, thank you. She rocks
that shirt all the time and they are like her
best friends when there's bad weather.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
All right, let's do the intro. Arnold is on vacation.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
He actually went out to vail whoa, Yeah, chateau at
Beaver Creek. He's there with Abby right now. And he
told me that they are plucking whoa. And I made
that PC politically correct for you guys.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
He used a different words, he said clucking.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
So I don't know why he kisses and tells. It's
not classy. It's not the style of our show. But
that's what he told me in the hallway in the
locker room.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Wait wait, were you guys clothed in the locker room
or naked?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
No, it's a figure of speech.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Locker room talk when guy's talking about grabbing him by then.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
That one that was bus talk. That was more like
bus talk.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
All right, we're doing it live.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh the woad, dude, great loser? What up, everybody? I
am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
It's Sis and I'm from the North. I'm an alpha.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I live on the North Side in Nashville. Funny how
that works out with baser. My wife, she's a Broadway girl.
Took her there.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
She loves it. I love it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
A lot of farmers and ranchers around us. They purchase
around one to two hundred acres of crops and they
grow everything pumpkins in the fall, blueberries and strawberries. This
time of the year, wheat's already been cut. They're growing
the corn. I need to do a crop report. I'm
actually gonna pitch that for the big show over to you.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You know what you haven't done in a while is
stadium sightings update, dude, and I have them, Dude. I
saw it when I meant to do this the other day,
but when I went to the CMA Fest dude, there
is a ton of dirt.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I can add to this. Tell me when you're done
with your st I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
It was like huge cranes, huge excavators. They have fence
all around it and there is no parking lot. You're right,
I don't know where people are parking this Titans football season,
but man, it looked like we are making moves in Nashville, Tennessee.
I can't wait for this stadium to look like every
other stadium they're building right now. It's gonna look like
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Raiders Stadium, Rams Stadium. They're all gonna be the same.
But hey, it's gonna be cool, nice, flashy cool, but
there's gonna have no personality thing over to you.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That was depressing.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Also at Sisens Stadium sightings, not lunchboxes stadium sightings, I
talked to a guy who actually takes dirt from the
stadium and he said, sometimes they got twenty trucks backed
up dump trucks.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Where does he take the dirt?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
So they reuse a lot of this stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Right now, they're gonna do it for the motocross, And
I thought, isn't motocross once a year, But he said
they put it in some pile over there near twelve South.
It's just some big ass Mount Kilmajaro dirt pile that
they're gonna use for motocross.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
So you're telling me when what is it called gravedigger?
Munster truck jam was here a couple of weeks ago.
They might have used some of that dirt for munster jam.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
No, because that's the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
No, No, but they could have taken that dirt from
the parking lot and put it inside Nissan Stadium.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yes, essentially, that's the idea. I don't know if it's
the exact grains of dirt. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Because Bigfoot, grave digger. They were all in town and
one of my kids friend's dad was taking his son
and he was like, dude, it's gonna be one hundred degrees.
We're in the upper deck and we're on the east
side of the stadium, right in the sun. He goes,
I am not looking forward to this. He goes, When
I bought the tickets for Christmas for my son, thought
he was going to be a good idea. Then now
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I realize I bought tickets for June. Terrible idea.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, don't have weddings in the summer and don't have
grave digger in the summer. So the guy I talked
to and he said that the stadium, the current one,
has a basement. This new one doesn't even have a basement.
They've dug a little bit and they got the dozer
out there just pushing around dirt. He said, for the
most part, the stadium is going to be built on
top of the ground.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
So I don't know how factual that is.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh so this players usually they drive down underneath the stadium,
and they will not be doing that now.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
No, he said, they're already doing footers and stuff and
it's basically ground level. Another fun fact is seating wise, Man,
super Bowls are gonna be here. We're gonna host the
World Series, you know. Seating wise, it's the exact same
amount of seats as their current stadium, he said, maybe
even less.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
That's okay. We what they need is a nice stadium,
though it has to be a dome for Super Bowl.
It wasn't about the amount of seats, it was about
being a dome.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I didn't know that, but he told me they can't
be during traffic because it's so miserable and Nashville. You
just sit on thirty five sixty five and it's bottlenecked,
so they have to go in the middle of the night.
He said he could work every day of the week,
but he takes a day off to not dumb truck,
to just sit and drink some beers. And otherwise they
have them running from ten pm till six am.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Where did you meet dump trug Dave?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I mean also my mechanic. Okay, I don't know why stuttered,
that's right, but yeah, so he gave me a lot
of good information. He said that they've given given him
a lot of good work. But and then after that,
once they fill that one pile dirt, then where'd he
tell me? Oh, there's another thing of dirt. Now they're
taken out by where I live.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Really, yeah, can you purchase dirt from the stadium? Like
this is the new stadium dirt? I don't even know
what this new stadium's called.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
But I go, man, you'd think to be a better
place for him to put dirt, and you know, just
throw it in the damn river. I don't know, And
he goes, well, I don't care, he said, as long
as I'm in my truck, I'm getting paid. So he
doesn't care if he's sitting on sixty five or driving
down It still money.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I mean, I want you to see how big those
dirt piles they are over fenced. They're at least twelve
feet tall.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, And he said that little area where I have
to work around. He said, it's one of the tightest
ones he's ever had to deal with because there's also
the other stadium.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
There's the current new.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Stadium, and then there's the gas station, there's the scrap yard,
and then there's everyday traffic and also events that they're
trying to host. He said, it's there's twenty dump trucks
and it's tough to maneuver at times.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Some things I learned about this new Stadium site while
I was there. It is a this was a construction
entrance and you had to have your heart on, hard
hat on at all time.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Sorry, yes, I've got my heart on.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Do you know what the speed limit is at the.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
No? Do you know what the speed limit is at
the new stadium? Sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Five miles an hour?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
And then also if you're wondering about the construction zone,
it is a drug and alcohol free zone, so no
sipping on a Corona on break.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Oh, I was thinking about doing an amphetamine.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
That is everything I learned about the new stadium in
my brief tenure over there, looking around and seeing all
the dirt and stuff being dug up.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
But we've addressed this already, and I don't think anybody
else is talking about there's no parking. I mean, Titans
games are gonna be a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
This season is going to be bad because people that
have season tickets, that usually have parking passes, there's nowhere
to park. They're not gonna be able to park them there.
They're gonna have to park them somewhere else and bust
them in. Are the players going to be able to
park there? D Hop Tannehill, you got Ridley, you got
Levis Calvin Ridley, there's another receiver we got Ridley, d
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Hop Westbrook and Keene Westbrookie Keene.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I thought we got another guy in a trade from.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Oh tight Tyler Boyd. Tyler Boyd, that's it.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
And then a tight end I thought we got No,
I think you got Kelsey Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
No, No, think you got Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
That's what it was, Boyd. So those are our three receivers. Yeah,
they gonna park.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I don't know, but I did when I was playing
in that golf tournament last week, the walker hayes Uh
the boss was like, hey man, you know Titan lives
in that house right there? I said, which Titan? Oh?
I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, well that would be important information. Hey, a Pittsburgh
Steeler where it lives there? Who Dick buckis?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Big I knew Big Ben lived on Lakercony and I
gave that to the sore Losers Nation.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, and I'm like, well, how do you know that?
He goes?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Last time I played here with my buddy, he told me.
But I don't remember. I don't really follow football.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Hey man, a person lives in that house, no shit.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Would have never guessed. Man. So I sat there as
we were on the t box because there was two
groups in front of his waiting to tee off. Drove
like an avalanche, black avalanche truck and like a white SUV.
Couldn't tell if it was a Yukon or if it
was you know, I couldn't tell what it was but
an expedition.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
But I sat there and waited to see some movement.
No movement off season, not a lot going on PTOs.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, but there was the pool in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
PTA's had a r.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
They did have a basketball hoop in the pool, but
no one was in the pool.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Sad thing is all these rich people got the best
house's best yards.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
And they never get to experience them.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
They just sit inside.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
At Joe Hansen, dude had a golf course in his backyard.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
And what yeah, I mean the hockey player.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, not eight.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
They love hockey players, love them some golf. But he
had chipping putting.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
He was never out there.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You know who loves golf pitchers. Pitchers love golf. You
know why because they only pitch every fifth day. What
are they gonna do the rest of the time. Let's
go golf, man.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
They said.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Puige used to love golf, so I hurt his back
and he would go play golf on the same day
as games.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, and I don't think they liked that.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
My dad told me you never can play golf in baseball.
He said it screws up your swing. I don't know
if that's factual, though.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That's why pitchers liked golf because they didn't have to.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Worry about their swing, and they have so much time off.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
They have so much time off the other guys, the
regular guys. I mean Tatis, Well, he's got to do
steroids and then he has to get to the stadium,
and I mean, you don't have time to go play golf.
If you're Mike Trout, you're there at eleven am.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, it's always interesting.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
The people that can play golf a lot, and people
that can't play sneak away. Some of our bosses they
can play three times a week. Well, yeah, you're good
at golf. You play every day. I would love to
play nine holes Tuesday and Thursday.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah. One of the bosses I played with the other day,
he said, we're driving in the cart. Well, he's driving
the cart, checking his emails, talking to me, and he's like, yeah, man,
I'm gonna have to go home tonight. I'll be working late,
but it's worth it so I could play around of golf.
I'm like, dude, he goes, I'll be working late into
the night.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
There is no way the music industry sleeps.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Trust you are going home and pounding the pavement. There
is no way your work schedule is you go play
golf during the day and then you work at night.
Your wife would never go for that because then we
start talking about it. I was like, man, you do
play a lot? And he goes, well, I mean, I
live where there's a golf course. All I have to
do is go on the app and I hit tea time,
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or I'll text the clubhouse say hey, I'm gonna start
on number eight today, and I just drive out to
number eight and I start. He goes, absolutely a play
a lot of golf, but he goes. But then when
I get down with golf and I'm up late working,
I'm like, so you answer your emails at ten o'clock
at night.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
There's no way, there's no way you're gonna do that
just to have a little fun on the golf course.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Why not just answer the emails and say screw golf.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Is golf that much fun that you would stay up
till midnight doing emails because you haven't that much of
a heart on you don't going on number eight?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I mean, it is pretty fun, it is, and it
is pretty relaxing, and it's cool to be outside and
not have people chirping at you and sitting indoors and
being stuffy. You're out there enjoying it and you can hey, buddy,
you wanna come play golf? Oh what time? What doesn't
matter to me. I don't have to work. I'll work tonight.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Songwriters can do it. Songwriters can do it, and artists
can do it. Yeah, stay at home. But also the
golf thing. If you live next to a course, there
you go. It's convenient, then you can squeeze it in.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
When you have to drive twenty minutes to a course,
it gets a lot more difficult.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
That's what I'm saying. I had I to accommodate justin
I had to go play with. But also what I'm
more impressed with with golf is myself when I when
I don't play, and I just I chipped three times
in a week because I lived at near a course. Yeah,
and then played South Beach and beat his ass eleven
to three. Again, we screwed up the skins. It should
have been a different type.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Schol Yeah, I don't understand that.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, we messed that up.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
But what I'm saying, dude, I was so impressed with myself,
I self, great job, you rarely played and you still
beat his as I mean, that's more impressive than the
guy that can play three times a week. Of course
he's good at golf.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
If you better be good if you're playing that much, Yeah,
you better be a lot better than me if you
were playing three times a week. I hadn't played in
like two and a half three weeks when I played
in that tournament, and I was fairly shocked at how
well I hit the ball.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
See that's impressive.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I was like, damn, dude, I am doing all right.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
And also what we learn in these celebrity things is
when we were playing in the softball game, those guys
were getting there two hours early, doing home run derby.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Hitting matting practice. Must be nice.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I haven't swung this stick in my hand other than
the other one that I do in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I mean. One of my guys on my team this year,
he said, man, I've been hitting the cage for two weeks.
I'm like hitting the cage for what I mean. I
may not hit it as far as you I may.
I mean, I may not hit very well, and I
didn't hit well this year, but I ain't spending two
weeks in a batting cage just to get ready for
a softball game. One softball game for two hours in
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front of five thousand people. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
And also it's in the legs Let's be real.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
If you haven't been building up the legs for a month,
two weeks of batting practice, you're gonna hit it what
five feet farther?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
He ain't hitting home runs. It's not making that type
of a difference.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
It's all in the core. Man. You gotta gotta turn
those hips, gotta bring those hips through.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Golf's in the core too. All of those sports are core. Baseball, golf, basketball.
I don't know who knows about that, but all of it.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah. Yeah, My golf swing used to be all arms,
and that's why I mean, I was terrible. I was
all arms.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
I've learned to kind of do my hips a little bit. Yeah,
And what I learned is it's not even about the backswing.
When I first started playing golf, I used to fire
back to backswing. Oh no, it's all about the follow
through swing. It's the coming now and you don't even
have to do a full swing. So like sometimes when
you're chipping, you can just dick it and like half swing.
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It's a beautiful game, and a half swing sometimes is
more powerful than a full swing that you don't hit
as well. It's an unbelievable sport.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
It's a weird sport. It makes no sense. It makes
no sense that you just have to hit that ball
and it'll lift it in the air because your mental
your mental part is, man, I gotta lift that ball,
so I gotta lift this club up. I gotta get
that ball off the ground. It is fascinating that you
just hit it right and that club makes it go
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in the damn air.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
And what I learned is it's a beautiful sport, beautiful game.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
With the chipping aspect of it. Dude, I don't even
actually aim for the ball anymore. I'm one step ahead.
I maybe even PGA level. Bo I now aim at
the grass behind the ball. I'm more about cutting that
blade at the end of a chipping session. I know
it's good.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
If my chipper looks like it's just been a weed whacker,
it's green because I've been whacking so much grass. Man,
I've been out there whacking it for thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Dude, that's a great point. Yeah, you want to hit
that grass. You don't want to hit the ball. You
got to hit behind the ball. Whack that grass, whack
that ball, and we'll be right whacking back. Now. Ray,
I got an email and it's from this guy and
he's like, hey, man, I sent some gear up to
(21:34):
the studio because you guys were talking about, Hey, you
need some ideas for new merch. Well, I made some
new merch. I sent it to Ray and I guess
he never gave it back to you. Day once and
I'm like, yeah, I never saw it. So is this
the box that we've been you been holding hostage for
like a month.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I haven't. I had it in the side room. I
wanted to do a video of it.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Ryan. Yeah. Ryan, from day one, he was like, dude,
I put together some merch ideas, send them to Ray,
and I've never heard you guys talk about it. So
I guess we'll open it. Do you have scissors? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Do that with the clothes hanger.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I got a hanger.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
I have an Alan wrench.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I got it, man. That hanger worked great.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Dude, Dude, on the outside of the box, he almost
has it where it's coach type pattern. Yeah, Ray, the
designer one that gets robbed in la oh.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
And what I told you is the box is going
to take at least fifteen minutes to open, so we
had to be able to get that time slot available.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
There we go, Oh, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
And also, I have an office. You act like I
that's my office. I put crap in there.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Oh yeah, oh dang, that's nice. Ah.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I got about five other boxes in there that we
could do big reveals. One of them is a jelly
roll album signed ah. The other one's Booze.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, it's that beat box beverages or from all Yeah,
they were on a shark tank. All right. Oh dang,
all right, day ones. I don't know what this is. Okay,
it's like a folder or something. I don't know. It's nice.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
It's a Manila envelope ray.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
All right, here we go. Here's a great T shirt.
What's it say?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Coach the Sore Losers Podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Not ben.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I'm gonna wear that to the beach.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Not terrible.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I'm looking for something I can take to Charleston.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Let's see.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Not terrible. The guy just put all his effort into it,
and you give him a not terrible rating.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Losers Nations. Okay, that's pretty sick, that's pretty legit.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Yeah, dude, you wear that on the Big Show, you're
gonna get some questions.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
But that looks like the red and white, like the Cardinals.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, we're gonna partner with him.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah, but I do like it. I do like it.
Pay dude, he did a lot okay, okay blue shirt
see coach, Dude, that's sexy.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
It had just in the middle square and it's got
uh like a line design.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I think look sexy, had a woman. I am just
not I don't know design. Hey, where's the lingerie?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Literally, I have no idea design wise, So I'm always like, oh,
we need to call on new merch, new merch, but
I don't even know how to sit down and design
like anything.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Ryan, my dude, thank you for doing this. Oh we
still got more. We got a lot Sore Losers coach.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
It's in blue and red sore Losers cursive and then
coach in the middle.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, not my favorite, but I mean white. That's a
beach shirt.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I understand. I'm just going over. Oh got collared shirts
in here, dude.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
That's Vall's colors.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
It says sore losers golf.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Give me that.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
That's legit.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Give me that you're not wearing balls colors.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
That's you. There you go. And then man, he's got
hoodies Sore Losers Nation like different colors. We're gonn to
put some of this online.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Dude, did we partner with Adidas?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I mean we might have. And then Sore Losers podcast.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
What is that hoodie?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, hoodie or just sweatshirt or hoodie. I can't tell
hoodie hoodie.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah, depending on size. You may need to throw that
thing over here.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Not bad, not bad. We appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Was any of it. It was. Do we do any
kids stuff or we're not really a kid's podcast?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I think we should. I think we have ry.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
I've been looking at diaper.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
No because you remember, we had Grace Diaz who'd been
listening since you know, whatever school. She just graduated high school.
So there are obviously kids that listene Maddix pots. It's
like a twelve year old from Memphis who's in high
and he listens. Yeah, emails all the time.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, I mean, dude, you can always. It's all marketing, branding, promotions, strategy,
uh brands, advertising over to you, man, dude, that's cool shit,
thank you Ryan for doing that.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Dude, bleep it.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, but yeah, I love this stuff. We're gonna take pictures,
put some stuff up, get some feedback. I think it
looks really good and I like his stuff to.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
The best would be where that Cardinals one and Bones goes,
oh dude, what is that? Say Thois Cardinals and you go,
no man, so podcast freaking national.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Mention, and he'll be like, I think you're gonna get sued.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the exact same place that
we went to.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I mean, but that's okay. Uh. Anyway, now I want
to talk about some emails. Right well, oh you see, brother.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
He just gave us the high side by Wait, no,
brother will be in here for forty five.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Let me call for the next pod. Let let's see
if Pitts is gonna be around. We haven't talked to
Pitts in so long. I mean, the Kansasity Chiefs have
had a great offseason.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Mercole Hardman.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Uh, they cut that guy that got animal cruelty charges
all that. Let's see, let's see where Pitts is at.
Let's see Pitts.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Oh, they got that Xavier Worthy guy.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, and they got Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
He might have about sixty They got Holly one thousand yards.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Let's see your brother, brother, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh? Brother, we're gonna see if you want to check
in on the pot. We hadn't heard from your brother. Brother,
if I wouldn't head it over to the gym, what
what are you gonna do with?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
You going to Pilate's brother?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
You know, give the ladies book?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
What is he going to? Bar class?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Now he goes to?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Is it wet yoga?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
No? No, wet yoga, wet yoga. It's hilarious. Uh no,
just coming that forty forty five? Okay, you're not You're
not going to uh bar Ra?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
What is it called bar class? You know?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I'm yeah, okay, all right, all right brother?
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Oh those chicks go to that cycle bar.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Oh you going to cycle bar Then? Bike's hurt my butt?
I don't know how people do that. Well, you gotta
you got to toughen your butt up because as a
kid you used to ride bikes all the time, so
it didn't hurt your butt. But as an adult you're
not used to it, so your butt hurt.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Brother. You going to Barry's boot camp?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Uh no, I've heard good things about Barry though.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah right, I need brother. It is overpriced. They'll take
you about forty dollars a class.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Ohikes, No, me and Barry don't need to meet them.
That's at a round of golf. I beat and play golf.
Hey brother, brother, how's your golf game looking? Brother?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Next subject?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
All right? Brother?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Hey, hey brother, how how those Chiefs looking? How do
OTAs go? Everything? Good? Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah, but we're looking to go back to back to back.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
It's like a yoga class. Everybody's on their back back back.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
We're gonna get the we don't get it.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
By the team looks good. We weren't. We were supposed
to suck last year.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
We didn't, so bring it twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
We're going.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Where's the super Bowl this year?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
New Orleans?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Hey, that's drivable.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
We might need to go.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
He's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
A Chiefs and I'm gonna Chiefs the Niners again. Good
a chance?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Well, your Chiefs are gonna have to get through the Titans.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I don't I don't know. I don't know about this year.
They lost, see Henry, but we got already build the Ravens.
It could be the tough one, dude.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
The Titans over unders at five? How do you bet
on a team that got rid of Brown and uh
Derrick Henry?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, I don't worry about don't about the don't worry
about the ravens Lamar Jackson still can't throw the ball.
You're okay, brother, all right? Brother, w hey, go get hey, go,
get your weights on. You know what I mean? Forty five?
Whatever you're doing up on sixty five?
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Fat yoga got me good, I said, wet yoga, wet yoga.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Well, I think fans is hilarious. They're all hot, wet,
fat yo hot.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
It's all funny.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
All right, brother, have a great day, brother.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Dude, what's that one class of dudes always used to do?
Or you gotta do a bunch you can get rab
though a bunch of different nights. You're climbing ship and
uh parkour. Maybe no, that ain't a class you do?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
What do? Remember?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
It was huge at one point where everybody's doing your
carrying tires and stuff. That's kind of a CrossFit CrossFit,
that's kind of what he does. It is F forty five.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
I was, here's what's funny?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
We were but heyed his F forty five.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I think I know.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
My brother goes Oh yeah, Kevin showed me a picture
one time.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I mean, the dudes are pretty much outnumbered by chicks.
I'm like, guys, what are we lifting ten pounds?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I don't know what f forty five? I don't know
what that means.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
It's just a class. It's just branding.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Oh, it's just like a yeah, they.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Don't know what we are. They're doing better branding than us,
because Pitch just mentioned it ten times on our show.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
You named about three boot camps on our show.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Because it was by chicks. Drugged me too, and they're
all expensive and they're all ridiculous. Just reminded me of
another one that we just went to. What is it's
around orange theory?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Oh, I've heard of that.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
We just rattled off ten different classes.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
What did you like orange theory?
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Orange theory was good?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
It was it showed you can win and I want it,
so that was the only thing that motivated me.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
That's fun.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
But they told me it wasn't even healthy.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
They said, the way you did this, I guess you're
not supposed to win orange theory. You're actually supposed to
be in the middle. And that just showed you have
good heart rate, good pace and all that. Dude, I
just tried to go with balls the wall orange theory.
You're apparently not supposed to like burn too many calories.
You just want to remain in that middle part. It's
really odd. But so I got first, but the lady
said I didn't do good. It made no sense. It
(31:14):
was it was pricey, though it definitely was. And Barry's
boot camp is some dude that hasn't eaten in two weeks,
totally jacked.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
What's up? Ladies?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Act like I wasn't even there beas are sitting there
right and we do You do a running thing, then
you do lifting. It's so dark the music you can't
even hear yourself thinking.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Like bays out, how are you doing?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I can't even hear the person next to you. What's up, guys,
Let's go. Let's go ahead and get it, get it,
get it, get it, get.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
It, dude.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
By the time you get out of there, I thought
I was leaving like Fountain Blue in Vegas. I was
freaking exhausted. I felt like I'd been drinking for two hours.
It didn't feel like a workout. It fell like a nightclub.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I I don't know if that's fun. That sound fun?
I did. I did do one cycle class. We'll take
a break and I'll tell you all about it. I
did one cycle class back in Austin because my buddy
David uh he would he does cycling and he and
it's just like you said, dude, it is like a club.
(32:16):
He is pumping music and like in the beginning it's
kind of soft music. You know, you're getting into it,
and by the middle of the class it was just
what you said, Oh, dude, dude, dude to dude to
dudeta and it's just bouncing off the walls and he's
got the lights.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Going sh yeah, that's Lance Armstrong types.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
And I'm like, okay, man, this is not for me.
And he's like, you're coming back. I'm like, nah, David,
I did this because we played soccer together and you
do iron Man's and you're amazing, But I am not
coming back.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
They say some of those things, don't do it with
the strobes. If you're prone to seizures, don't do it.
They have to warn you.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
It has to be bad, I'm saying, because of all
the flashing lightsn But.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
I think about him doing that like five times a
day or how many classes do you teach today, two
three a day and he's just in there with the lights,
the music, and is it the same playlist or does
he switch it up for every class? Oh my gosh,
so he's a teacher. Yes, I missed that. I wasn't
actively listening.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
So what I've always thought about the teachers is I
get you get into a running phase, man, I get
into a working out face.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
What if you want to take a day.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
If you can't, No, there is no dumb like, oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Dude, what if you eat a bowl a pile of
ice cream the night before, you still gotta go work
out at six am?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Like if you're hungover, Like, if you're hungover, you can
go to your cubicle, you can go to your tractor,
you can go to your farm, and you can just
kind of bed out, be by yourself and not wear anything.
If you're running, if you're doing the freaking yoga class,
if you're up there doing ah, do your tree pos.
(33:45):
You can't be hungover because you're gonna be feeling Oh
my guys, just do tree pos. Just do whatever you want. Man,
I don't know, Like, whatever you feel, there's no And
if you're gonna call him sick, usually like they can
find someone to cover for you. There ain't no one
to cover for you. There's only like two employees. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
To answer all your questions in one little small story,
Beazer was best friends with Marie. She was best friends
with a guy that was a teacher at Barry's boot camp. God,
so I think we got a discount. That's why we
went a couple of times. He went to He went
to Bar Louie after Barries, a lot of bees, a
lot of alliteration, bar Louis Berry's. He didn't drink. We
ordered appetizers, he didn't eat. He that's the diether on,
(34:26):
That's what I'm saying. So it's a lifestyle pretty much
if you're one of their teachers.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
We were driving by. We went to a brewery.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Is this guy kind of can eat? You want someone
that's let us? Dude?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I just downed an entire burger. I mean the guy,
I don't think he ate more than a p salad. Dude,
in the four hours we hung out.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
We went to a brewery on Friday night and we
were leaving, it was like nine thirty. Kids are exhausted.
They'd been running around for a couple hours with other kids,
you know, and we're driving by and there's these like
this building. It's kind of dark. It's right by a cemetery.
There's these three dudes standing in the parking they're just
talking to my wife and it's nine thirty pm Friday night.
(35:04):
My wife goes, what is that. She goes, I bet
it's a CrossFit. And then we get to the end
of the parking lot. It says, so it's a CrossFit
and I'm like, oh my god. And I was like, yeap,
she goes, you can just tell three broski's standing in
a parking lot at nine thirty at night on a
Friday with shirts with no sleeves definitely gonna be CrossFit.
(35:27):
And she nailed it.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
And some of the.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Classes they have you go do street workout, so you'll
see somebody running down the street. So I see it
all the time, right, But why are you paying You
can run down the street on your own. You're paying
a class.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Hey, get out of my gym and go around the block.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Leave the gym you're paying a membership for and run
around the block. We almost get hit by a car.
I can do that all by myself without the membership.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Speaking of man, I gotta I gotta get. I got
a CrossFit in ten minutes. Man ah you guys have
a great Monday. Happy Monday. We're out of here.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I'm going to title boxing.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I went there with Morgan. I've never had Moore sore knuckles. Dude.
Apparently you're supposed to put tape on your knuckles before
you put on the box.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
You're supposed to put those little wraps.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Dude, My my knuckle's dead serious, worked up for weeks.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
I mean Mike Tyson, Oh wait, we're not getting that
fight because it's postponed.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Right.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Uh Connor McGregor, Oh, not getting that one.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Oh, not getting that one. Oh he has a broken
toe quote unquote, Come on, now, do you really believe
he has a broken toe?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
O'Malley and uh mareb that one was supposed to be on,
but now they're saying it's off. Then they're saying it's
at the sphere.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Oh with the spear, dude, did you see Dana White
saying that's going to be the greatest fight ever.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
They're saying September fifteenth, Mirab and O'Malley, But O'Malley said,
I wasn't contractually binded to the spear, and Marib said, oh,
it's supposed to be the spear, and I said, I.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Got futures money on both of it. When you got fighting,
I would love He said, it's going to be the
greatest sporting event you've ever seen. Dana White said he's
already putt millions of dollars into this. Can't wait. Mark
me down as sold.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I'd rather see Zach Brown be at the spear toes.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
In the sand. All right, we're out. Can you put
that on the pod? That was music? I don't know
if you can do that. Are you sure you can
put that on there? I gotta take this call.