Ray Proves He is RICH RICH by Paying For Something Crazy

In this episode Lunchbox has plans to watch football all weekend with so many games on the schedule but Lunchbox''s wife had different plans. Between soccer, brewery time, and hanging out with friends there was zero college football watched in the Box household this weekend. Ray has a spot on imitation of the radio guy for the Titans and Lunchbox hit a nice touchdown parlay on Sunday. Also Lunchbox made huge mistakes in Fantasy Football and Ray decides he's RICH so he is going to pay for this Christmas service. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yep, welcome back. It is Monday, and I'm gonna tell
you what. It was a bad day. The Cubs are eliminated.
My baseball team is out. Your baseball team is out.
I don't even know what night that fifteen inning marathon went. Friday.
It was Friday night. I stayed up for all fifteen innings.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
So did I. I was in and out, but I
was up. This is the text I woke up to
from my dad. Please share two to two, two to two,
two to two, two to two. Still two to two

(00:40):
continues to be two to two. Mariners win three to
two and fifteen innings. Quite the battle. Tonight Tigers head
to the house and the Mariners fly to Toronto for
early morning breakfast. He sent me the same text every
inning that had ended in two to two. I thought
you don't have access the sports center or anything. Appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I thought you were reading the same text, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Look I didn't really every text dude. Well, it says
is tuned too.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
That's funny because I texted cousin Andrew Friday ten forty
four pm. You stuck with this game, he said, I'm
falling asleep over here, but I'm at my sister's house,
watching her son and watching baseball, also watching on a
potential baby text as my sister went into the hospital
to day to give birth but staying awake but fading.

(01:31):
I said, that's a lot on the plate, trying to
stay up but losing strength. And then there was a bund.
He goes, that's why you never bunt. Idiots don't get
the butt down, is what I said. It's so frustrating. Also,
I thought it was an absolute hit by pitch when
it hit him in the hand, and there was an
argument about it hitting in the bat, and I was like,

(01:52):
I don't know why those announcers say it. So I
thought it obviously hit him in the hand, made.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
It faded out during that I love the tag at second. Oh,
the tag was that was the best throw in the
history major right at it by big dumper. I mean,
just didn't even have to move the glove. That's going
to get him a million dollar bonus.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
That was really cool. And then he said, my wife says,
you're crazy. That was obviously off the bat and I said,
my wife has no comment. She's been asleep for the
last two and a half hours. And he said, hopefully
on the couch next to you. At least, I said, nope,
she's been better about just going to bed. I said, Roebus,
looks like he's still in pain out there in the outfield.

(02:30):
Then he says, dump it out of here, let's go
so we can go to bed. I said, please, my
eyes are starting to burn, my lord, and then he texted.
At eleven thirty two pm, he said, let's take a break.
We'll pick up the conversation tomorrow. Aka, he was going
to bed because it was after midnight. Yeah, he was done.

(02:51):
He was done at eleven thirty two. I said, perfect,
And then eleven thirty six pm he was still up.
Fifteen minutes later or four minutes later. I'm still waiting
on the text for my sister. She was ready to
start pushing the baby out at ten pm. I don't
love bringing in a starter mid inning. Not my favorite play.
This is an eleven forty after already he said, let's

(03:12):
pick it up tomorrow. He continues on. I said, such
a different and difficult thing for a starting pitcher to
come in and relief. And he said, but don't have
much of a choice here this late in the game.
But it's tricky at eleven forty one. That's the last
I heard from him until three point fifteen pm on Saturday,

(03:32):
when he texted me a picture of the newborn baby.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
It was his or his sisters, his sisters. Great, we're
only four times removed from that. It's not yours, it's
not your brothers. It's your cousin, Andrew's sister's kid.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, you're not even related to No, I am. She's
my cousin.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's your third cousin.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
No, she is my literal cousin. She is Andrew's sister.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Baby. He's gonna be once removed.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yes, but he was over there watching her other kid
try and he'd been with the kid all day, and
then he's trying to stay up and watch baseball. So
he doesn't have kids, so he doesn't. He's not used
to managing a kid all day and then trying to
exert the energy it takes to stay up and watch
a sporting event late into the night.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
What I learned with taking care of kids is at
first you care, and then they piss you off so bad.
By the fourth hour hanging I'm like, boom or do
whatever you want, just shut up, just stop. Then you're done.
Putting on the pretty face and they're like, oh, let's
take a picture and send it to the brother and sister.
I'm mad right now, I'm Boomer's annoying me and Henny's

(04:32):
running all over the place.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, that was kind of what I had yesterday. Is
like my kids were bugging the crap out of me,
and it's Sunday morning and I'm like, guys, we just
chill and they're like, Dad, I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm like,
how can you be bored? There is outside, there are games,
there are board games. There's so much to do. You
look at all these toys you have. You have bicycles.
Go do something. Go in the backyard and kick the

(04:56):
soccer ball, throw the baseball, throw the frisbee, chase your dog.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I don't care. Go do something. So they could go
ride their bikes without you, yes, or they need you.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
They don't need me. They have a certain parameter that
they can ride their bikes without me.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Four blocks left, four blocks right right, and that's a
safe street. I got to come back over by your house, dude.
I remember it being busier. I mean it's busy. That's
what I thought. I almost got hitting them in a car.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
But when you come to the end of a street,
there is a stop sign. You know what you do
when you're on your bike. Stop stop, look boat directions
and go. But that one street they're cooking, Well.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
We don't go on that one street. We keep it
in the hood, okay.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
And then they ride around they have a little block
rate a couple block radius that they're allowed to go
by themselves. No big deal, let's go go.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Because when I went to get the you were giving
me the luggage carrier for the golf clubs. Yeah, there
was some guy.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Right up my ass.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
They do kind of room zoom through there, right, but
like it's like it drop down to thirty or twenty
five respectfully, let's all go that.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
But do people do that. They they don't respect the
speed limit. They don't respect the speed limit, which is
a problem. But at the same time, the kids have
to learn that, hey, some of these cars are not
respecting the speed limit. You need to watch where you're going,
pay attention and stop, obey the laws.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
But the main road, I would keep the kids away
from that one.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, yeah, we don't go out to the main road. Okay,
keep it off in the neighborhood rows and they're absolutely fine.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
I got to drive by again today because see, I'm
having trouble envisioning your neighborhood. It's been about two years now. Now.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
You're probably not gonna drive by today. I mean, I like,
I like the thought of it. I like that you're
in that mode, but I know you're not swinging by today.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
You're not going by. You're not gonna pull up. I
want to see it also, because don't you have a
bunch of construction going on.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Well, it's kind of okay, we don't have a we
don't have like the kid's bedroom has been Yeah, we're
under repair and it is on hold. It's been on
hold for a few months. Now.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Do you need me to do neighborhood watch while you're
in La?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
No, I don't think I need neighborhood watch. My neighborhoods
pretty good. We got we got people that watch for us.
We got people over here this and that, doing this,
doing that. So yeah, I don't need you to do
neighborhood watch. I mean, if you and Baze are want
to come over and hang out for a day, you
know you're you're welcome to come use the house. We
got a house. Okay, yeah, okay, yeah. My wife, you know,
she freaked out.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
That would be a heck of an offer if we
were still in the apartment, because when people would say, hey,
come wait for the cable person, or there was stay
the night at her parents place. We loved it. When
you don't have a house, it's pretty cool. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
When we were driving on Saturday and we were over
by your old apartment, my wife goes, Oh my gosh,
she goes, I can't believe Ray and Bay are moving.
I'm like what, She goes, Yeah, after Bay's dad just
built that house. Women, they're already moving. Why so, what
are you talking about? She was, well, I know they
used to live in the apartments right here, and then

(07:57):
they moved out of the country, and now they're moving again.
I don't under stand why, I said, what are you
talking about? Why why would they be moving that they've
been in the house for like a year, year and
a half. They're not moving. They just built that house.
They have their two acres. They love it. She goes, Oh,
my god, that means I had a dream that Ray
and Bay were moving.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh my, your wife's dreaming about me.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
She goes, I just now realized it must be convention time.
It must be convention time. She literally was like, I
literally she goes. It just now hit me that it
was a dream. But I had a dream that Ray
and Bay were fed up with country life and that
they were moving back to the city.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Bro, I will never leave that house. You're gonna have
to come dig me out of that thing. We're gonna
see if you can lose your job and your house
can foreclose. How long until somebody comes and kicks you
out of your house? Quite a while, we'll figure it out.
You stop making it out, you stop making payments. It
takes six months really probably. See that's what I told Baser.
It's like, you know, there's always the concerns the mortgage rates,

(09:01):
the housing rates. But let's be real, say we both
lose our jobs. When do this government come and actually say, hey,
this house is no longer yours.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I feel like you'll get notices for months, for months,
So it's not for month. We have six months to
rebuild easily, six months easily, six months before they even
I wonder, okay, one payment, you miss two payments, they
start sending notifications. Maybe the government doesn't come out for
a year. I'm not sure because just think about how
many people there are in the United States that own houses,

(09:35):
and I bet you every month there are so many
people that default on their payments.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Right well, and I mean I defaulted on tons of
payments that weren't mortgages. But they they never come for
their money. So you realize that, right like there's company.
They never came for their money. That amount would always
just sit there. They I never in ten years had
an actual credit card come knock on my door.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
That's interesting.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
So that's what I'm saying. Is there an actual mortgage person,
some hit man from the bank that comes to your
house and then can't you give him a sob story?
So let's be real. If you lose your job, so
why are we stressing over this? You could probably make
it a year without getting booted out of your house.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
That's what I would assume, Thank you. I'm gonna assume
that you could go a year without paying and still
living your house.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's a great country. It's a great place we live.
With that said, I will never be leaving the country man.
It's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
So yeah, so my wife must have had this dream.
I don't know what night Saturday, Friday night or early
a couple of days before that. But she literally she
never brought it up to me, but we were happening
to be driving by your old apartment and she just
casually said, I can't believe Rayan Bay are moving again.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Baser, want to hear a funny story. Yeah, speaking of
the house. Baser's getting Christmas light quotes.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. What Okay, go ahead, But.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
She goes, hey, you and Justin could go go do it?
Put them up and we could save some money. And
I go, no, it's not worth it to break my
neck because you know we're gonna be drinking. And so
she's got these quotes. She had a couple of different
companies come out. They're gonna hang it. They gave us
a beautiful apparently there's this background white that goes on
and then there's the colored lights. I mean, it looks

(11:19):
like straight out of a Christmas movie.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
This is disgusted.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
He sent out three mock up drafts and they're all beautiful.
Pick which one of the most perfect pictures you've ever picked.
That's the one we'll go with. But I mean he
did a great job. That's not even the point of
the story. The story is we're out there in the
front and he's like envisioning how exactly he's gonna do
the lights, and he goes, your voice is familiar, and
Baser goes, oh my gosh, I know. I'm I'm from

(11:44):
around here. This is this is my hometown. I used
to just go to school over there. She goes, I
know it's a country voice, and he goes, no, no, no,
his I'm like, Baser, come on, you think you're more
pamous than me. Girl. He wasn't talking about you.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Girl, go Baser, bless her heart, bless bays heart. Man,
let me tell you that's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
And then I was like, but buddy, I don't really
I'm just a producer. I don't even talk much on there.
He goes, listen, I've been listening for years. He's like,
I know all you guys voices. Good guy.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Though, that's the end of the story.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
The story was Baser thought she was the famous one,
and I was like, Baser, you're gonna have to wake
up pretty early in the morning if you want to
become more famous than me.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, that's really weird. And also, I mean, I thought
the point of The story was to tell us how
rich rich you are.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Now the point of that story is father in law said,
not doing it again. He's like seventy years old, so
I could do it. I am not as tall as
father in law, so I would need Justin's help. No.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
No, All you do is get a ladder, dude, and
you climb up this ladder and you put them on
the roof. You hang them from the gutters, You hang
them from whatever you have. I don't know if you
have gutters or no gutters. You string them along, you
do some of the bushes, you do the porch or whatever.
The fact that this this, this, this is one thing
that I do not understand. I don't understand paying someone

(13:04):
to put your Christmas lights up. The whole joy and
festive part of it is putting the Christmas lights up.
If you're just paying someone, it takes it all away. Like, hey, man,
isn't the holiday spirit to get out there and hang
them up and laugh and joke and sit around. And
I mean, I do not understand people that pay someone

(13:26):
to put their damn decorations up. It's absolutely I mean,
that is a rich rich in this economy to pay
someone to put up your lights is an embarrassment.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Well, let me say this. The father in law did
pull me aside last sison when he put them up,
and he goes couple times, got a little dicey up there,
which tells me we're one slip away from a broken
neck and leg. Why would I risk my life for
a festive seison. It's just too steep vaulted ceilings. Yeah,

(14:01):
I'm not messing with that.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
You're not going to the tip top of your roof,
dumb ass. You're going to the lowest point and hanging
them along the.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
You've got to hit the vaulted parts that the guy's
mock up has the vaulted done as well.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Why who goes all the way to the top of
the roof the freaking reindeer idiot? Dude, Yes, I get it.
If you're putting reindeer on top of your roof, Okay,
maybe a little dangerous, but I'm talking about stringing lights
off the edge of your freaking roof. There is no

(14:34):
point to go to the vaulted top of a steep roof.
That makes no sense to me. Paying someone. I see
all these advertisements now of people, Hey get a quote
about your Christmas light installation. I'm like, get these What
a smart business because people will pay, and people obviously
do pay, and they are making a bootkoo amount of

(14:56):
money by hanging Christmas lights? Is it fun? Is it
the most fun activity to ever do? No? Does it
usually happen the day that we're going to decorate. It's
freaking freezing cold outside and my hand's hurt. Absolutely, But
do the kids and does it make this spirit so
much more fun to do it together?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yes? This dude said he has twenty people booked out. See,
I mean he's gonna clear several thousand in one season.
They make quite a bit of money. I get it.
And then he's gonna charge thirty dollars extra because he can.
He gives you the lights then, so he can then
store them and it's only thirty dollars for a year.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, and then he comes back the next year and
charges you to put him back.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Up right, or you can do a three year plan
with him and you'll save one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Wow, that's really impressive. So then you have the exact
same display every year, over and over and over again.
You don't want to switch it up a little bit. No,
can we get some creativity? Hey, man, I paid you
three years ago. That design is out. Give me something new, dude.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
He was doing mockups all weekend and gave us a
bunch of different options, different colors, the classic look, the
festive look, the Griswold look. Okay, I'm just tony. It's advanced.
Then this isn't your dad's Christmas lights? Oh, don't.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Don't knock my dad's Christmas lights like mind our parents' era? No, no,
my parents. My parents love to decorate. Do your parents
still put up the Christmas Yes? Do they pay somebody
to do well? We're gonna pay this year. We're not
having your dad break his neck. Now. I am saying
that he is getting at older and he maybe needs
to slow out what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
What they or the father in law grabs your shoulder
and says a couple close calls up there, Hell no,
I ain't never putting those lights up.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Then you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
When Baser was out of earshot, he said, I got
a little risky at some parts when it goes like that,
when it's pointed to a t, He's like, those weren't
the easiest ones.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
My parents decorations are incredible. They mismatched so many different things.
They get things, they have creative minds. Batter's Box was
over there yesterday helping my dad put up the scary
witch for Halloween. It's a two person job because it's
like a ten foot witch that they got at a
garage sale or mercer may have given it to him,

(17:11):
and he needs help putting it up because it's so heavy.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Your brother's gonna move farther away from.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Home, so they have this big ass witch sitting in
their front yard.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Geez, pretty legit. Go over to help Pops with it. Yeah, dude,
get that thing out of the storage closet. Your dad
leaves that thing in the ad in the attic for
an entire year, just to put up one time for
two weeks.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Heck, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I'll get a
picture of it. I'm gonna have them.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
That reminds me. I got a big pumpkin we gotta
put up that we put up last year. I can
do that one.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
That's another thing that I don't like. I don't like
the inflatables. I feel like it's cheap, it's non artistic,
it's not creative.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
It's boring, it's bland.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Everybody can just throw four inflatables up and be like, hey,
look at me. I'm gonna anti inflatable.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Guy Arnold's always been in inflatables.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
But yeah, it's just me. That's my personal opinion. Everybody
else may like them, but I don't like inflatables and
I don't like pains. I'm gonna put up my decorations.
That's just me.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Can we start the show? Yeah, all right, we're gonna
do it live. We ah the one, two three, sore loser?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
It's Sison. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the north side of Ashwald Baser two
acres pre Christmas lights. We do have the Halloween decorations up,
but yeah, those two acres are gonna be covered in lights.
Not because of me, but because we hire that and
two kids at Vanderbilt. Justinal check on him and I
have a heart attack when I'm seventy two, not because

(18:54):
I died from hanging Christmas lights at forty two.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Over to you, man, We're gonna take a break. I'll
come back. Just tell you all about the weekend.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Man.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
I hope you got some good stories, because I got
no stories. So we'll be right back. So Friday night, man,
kids go over to the neighbors to play, and then
my wife's over there and I'm like, all right, I'm
headed over there, and she was actually, what are we
gonna do for dinner? I was like, I don't know.
She goes, I didn't have a plan for dinner, and

(19:23):
the neighbors are talking about going to some spaghetti dinner
at the local high school. They're doing a fundraiser ten
dollars a plate, and what are you carving up for? Well,
not carving up for eaything, just trying to get the
kids something to eat, you know. And I'm like, I
guess we could do that if you want. All right,
that sounds good, So I said, I'll come over and
pick you up. So I'll drive over there, get the

(19:44):
kids in the car, and the other families going, so
we follow each other. We park up on the grass
because there's no parking spots. Now, I've never been to
this high school in my life. Ray was in a
bad part of town and we pull in and I
have never seen something so nice in my life.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
The school.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
It was nicer than the University of Texas at San Antonio.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Jeeesh.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
It was a beautiful campus with these buildings that are massive,
indoor football field for a high school practice, the gym,
the weight room is nicer than your house, nicer than
my house. And I am just like, what are we
doing here.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
I'm sure bones unborn child goes there.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Uh they have the gym is big enough for six
basketball courts.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
See that high school is going to be nicer than
most of the kids' colleges that they go to.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
I agree with you.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
So what I'm saying is it's all downhill from there
because they're not even gonna think it's cool going to
college because their high school was such a college.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Such a coll I mean, it's like, I don't know
if they go I don't know what grades they go through.
I assume they go K through twelve there. I don't know,
But I am just like, if you grew up going
to this, every college you go, look at you, I'm like,
that's not very nice. That sucks.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
And at the same angle as me.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
No, no, I did, and I as I'm walking up,
I look at my wife. I said, why the hell
does this place need a fundraiser?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Good point?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
What what do they need a fundraiser for? This is unbelievable,
unbelievable nice.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
But is it one of those where it is it
a Was it private?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Oh yeah? I was like, dang, where is all that
money coming from you? Because we passed this one school
that bays are always No, she does it, that's not
the bad one. She says, Hunter's Lane was bad. I
always get that confused with Beach. Beach High School is
actually pretty bad ass. They call it Shackle Island and
there's like a pirate ship and there's like a bridge
you cross in this pirate ship.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
It looks phenomenal. Yeah, so that's what i'm But that's
a public school.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Oh well, this wasn't public.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
But then also I've heard that Shackle Island you know,
never mind, Ma'm yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
So we went and I was just like, man, this
is bananas, Like this is crazy how nice this place
is and how big it is and how many freaking
people are there?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
So is it by where you live? Or these kids
pay extra?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
No? It's a private school, so you got to pay
to go there.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, these kids are paying. Yeah, they're paying a boukoo's
amount of money to go here. They're paying twenty thousand
a year more than that, Okay, try to triple that.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Okay from what I from the intel I gathered.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
So parents are voluntarily paying that when it could be free.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, got it?

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I just like, I better hope your kid ha't going
to be up Cup.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
I mean to pay sixty k'd for your kid to
go to kindergarten? Like, what the wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
If you guys for high school are paying a quarter
of a million, your kid better not be up Cup? Yeah,
all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
And what Okay, they your college? What'd they get to college?
You're gonna get a discount because it's you've already paid
so much for high school and middle school and elementary
school that it's going to be cheaper to go to college.
Got it, all right? Cool?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Your kid better be marrying the most beautiful person ever. Yes,
it better just be a relationship founded on perfectness.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
They better not just go to the University of Tennessee.
Let's put it that way. What a waste of that.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
They end up dating some girl that smokes and got tattoos.
It's like, how did you meet her at that nice
of a school because obviously all these parents are doctors, lawyers,
oh something and prep presidents something CEOs. I don't know
what they do. I just it was very weird.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
And the students that were not playing the game, they
were the ones picking up like the dirty plates and
everything they had to They were in shirt and ties.
They I mean they were these are like I think
the middle schoolers. I don't know, that's where went. And
I was just like, wow, this is weird. So we
watch it, do the spaghetti dinner, go home, watch the
baseball game, stay up till midnight. And the next day

(23:54):
is college football Saturday. And I'm like hell yes, hell yeah, yes,
I cannot wait. I'm not gonna be able to watch
the morning games. I know I'm not going to watch
the morning games.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Didn't miss much.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Ohio State. Is that when they played and Bama and Bama.
Then that was a good game, right Ohio State? Yeah? No, Bama, Bama.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Bama was threw that on a little bit late. Ohio
State was just so boring it. The score ended up
being thirty four to sixteen. It's just I don't think
there was a playover twenty yards that's exciting. It wasn't.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
No, No, I was a joke.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Oh, I joke, And I told Jess, I said, for
love of God, like, once you guys put up forty
on him, can we change it to another game. He
came over and took over my TV for Ohio State
in Illinois, two ranked teams. Yeah, but it was never close.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Okay, So I had baby Box three had a game
as soccer from nine to nine forty. So you go
to that and they do some drills or whatever, practice
drill on the ball, and then they play a game
for like twenty five minutes, and he's on the He's
on the blue team and it's five to one Blue team,
so they put him in an orange penny put him

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on the orange team, and then the orange team wins
seven to five.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
So he won.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, he was up five to one, so they switched
him on another team to help the other team out.
Then the other team wins seven to five.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
So you're saying he's the Dentnis Pagaga. Well, I think
Sam Surage he is Lionel Messi of his of that group.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yes, because I think playing with his brothers in the backyard,
these other kids, I don't think they've ever touched the
soccer ball, so they're just kind of wo and he's
like running them over, trying to play cool. And so
then baby Box two has his game.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
At noon soccer soccer. What I was hoping it was
football or basketball or something. Now I told you, we
just have in trouble falling the soccer.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
No, it's not really hard. They go out, they get
the ball, they drible, they shoot, they score.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Someday Premier League. Right now, we're in the heart of
the Premier League season.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yes, we are in the well, we got like two
games left.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Premier League.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, their Premier League, yes, yes, baby Boxes. So we
go out there and we play, and baby Box only
had two has three players because one kid was out
of town. For whatever reason, you land four on the roster.
So of course baby Box three is gonna play with
the five year olds, even though he just turned four, right,
and he plays and he just out there. They dominate,

(26:18):
They win. Other kid on the other team, let me
tell you, he gets really mad. He does not like
to lose boy or girl.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
He starts, he fouls, everybody like he likes to just
run people over. Originally originally run people over, Yes, very angry,
throws fits. His dad's the coach. He yells at the
dead dad, you leave me alone. I'm not you don't
talk to me like that, dad, And he's like, you're
gonna go sit with your mom. I'm not gonna go
sit with my bob. Get away from me, get away

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from me.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
It's awesome.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
I left so hard, not not so much. And then
he threw a flying backfist that hit Baby Box three
in the mouth.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
All right, sounds like Smith Schuster in Barrage.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah. And then some one of the ladies that runs
at these goes, do I need to say something like, Oh,
there's not really anything to say. He does that every game.
I mean, that kid's just that how that is. File,
It's just how he is. It's not really going to
do anything. If you say anything, it's cool. I don't
worry about it. So we get done, we win, cool, awesome, dominated,
And then baby Box one has to play, and he

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plays at one o'clock and he only has three players.
The other team has four, and so we're like, all right,
whatever doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I mean, you can get better numbers in your backyard.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
And we play and they win fifteen to nothing.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Down two men. You got a red card to start
the game.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
No, baby Box one fifteen to nothing.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Oh wow, dude, you need to be raising this kid
in England.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
No, no, no, it's just it just tells you the
state of the league we're in.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
But what I'm saying is he needs to grow up
in an arsenal. He needs to grow up in Liverpool,
he needs to grow up in a man city.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
I'm not even saying they're that good. It's just these
kids we're playing obviously have no idea. I mean whatever
three on four and they I don't know if they
got a shot on goal, but they're not. He's not
getting better, I agree, But no, I will say that
baby Box's team, that him and the two guys that
were there, they were passing the ball. Well, they actually
did some passing that led to some wide open goals,
which was beautiful. Kid to kid on the pitch, and

(28:16):
every once like a scoring is just like it's gotta
feel good, though, gotta feel good. So then we get
done with that game and I'm like, great, it is
now two o'clock because one to two. I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna be home for the two thirty games. I'm
gonna get to watch Texas.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Oh u, that's a big one.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
I believe Tennessee, Arkansas was two thirty.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Oregon sprinkled in there.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Oregon, Indiana. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna go home and
I'm gonna watch this. So then the second and third
graders are about to play, and one team has five
players and another team only has one, and one of
the dads of the kid that played with Baby Box goes, hey,
do you want our kids to play with you guys? Uh,

(28:58):
that way you have a team to play. They're like, sure,
if you want to. So Baby Box and his classmate Terry,
they jump out there. They're both you know, they're both
in first grade. Baby Box two, who's in kindergarten, gets
out there. Oh yeah. Baby Box three, who just turned
four one week ago, gets out there with the second

(29:20):
and third grader.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Lebron Bronnie and Bronni James Junior all played on the
same team together. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
And baby Box three is like, I want to play goalie,
all right, play goalie, And this kid, third grader comes
one on one with him, definitely gonna score. Right, baby
Box goes out and stuffs the out of him. I mean,
this dude rockets it, a booby blocks it, and the

(29:51):
whole crowd, I mean everybody that was watching. Oh, because
this dude was probably two feet taller than Baby Box three.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Two feet taller. Man, we got us a squad, and
our squad of a four year old.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
For one week, a five year old and two first
graders beat the second and third graders five to three.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Really they won five two three. That's gotta feel good.
Say what college football? There's a new sport in town,
and it's socker youth socker.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
And I'm not even saying my kids are that good.
I Am just telling you this tells you what league
we are playing in. How does that happen? How does
my four year old get out there and steal the
ball from some of those second and third graders. I'm
coming to the next game. I just do not understand it.
But they were so happy, and so then okay, it's

(30:53):
three o'clock. We'll get home, and we'll get home for
the you know, second, third, fourth quarter. It's gonna be great.
And that's when the dad of the other first brother,
Terry's dad was like, well, you guys want to go
eat somewhere.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
I do. All you guys do is eat spaghetti, won meal.
What's next chicken dinner?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
And he's like, my wife really wants to go, you know,
like to a brewery or something.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Oh. Where do you get food there?

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Oh? They got fruit food to breweries. And we're like
all right, yeah, And he was like, all right, we'll
see you there. What's about the kids, Well, they.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Can run around.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh, And I'm like, and my wife lives to he goes.
I know you want to go home and watch the
college football. But I just felt like it was an
opportunity they wanted us to go, so I had to
say yes.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
And these breweries now trust me and got a lot
of TV options they got. They're more worried about having
their menu of beers. Hi, I'm just worried about an
inch ultra or a forty. I don't care about the
twenty beers that are brewed here. Can we instead of
sacrificing TV space for your brewery beer menu, why don't
we put five flat screens right there? This one by me.

(31:57):
I'll never go again. There's one TV in the entire thing,
and thirty menus and a bunch of huge ass brewmakers
tubs at this bar, and not one Ultra or one
White Claw. And they don't have their liquor license, so
all you can buy is motor oil to drink. I'll pass, thanks,
never going back. Haven't been been two years ago.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Sweet, they're not getting your money.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
But that's where you went.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Well, I went to one, and I'm like, all right,
here we go. Let's go and maybe they'll have TVs,
you know. And out on the way, three of three
kids fall asleep in the car. They're exhausted. Baby baby
Box three has played three soccer games. Baby Box two
and baby Box one have played two soccer games. They
had stayed up late the night before at the football game.

(32:42):
They're exhausted, fall asleep in the car. Well, this is
gonna go great. So we get there. Two of the
three wake up. Baby Box three does not wake up,
so I just sit in the car with him.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I was gonna say, is that not the option right there?
To have the phone on and you're chilling in the car.
That kids are the perfect excuse.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
And I'll be honest with you, though I don't know
how to watch TV on my phone, like, I honestly don't.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Literally click one dang for it YouTube TV.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I don't have YouTube TV's.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
It's streaming, bro. We got everything on right now. We
got Fox to new is Pat McAfee he's live, Yeah, bro,
So I get it.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I was on ESPN dot com and I could watch
the little line go back and forth on some of
the games, and I sat in the car for about
twenty five minutes. I was like, I'm tired of sitting
in the car. So then I woke the kid up
and I'm like, hey, you ready go inside and goes
I'm not getting out of the.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Car where you are, your little goal scorer.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I was like, I'll just carry you. So we go
and I'm like I walk in. I'm like, oh, they
got like five TVs in You're great. And I text
my wife. I'm like, hey, where are you sitting? And
she's like, oh, we're out back on the you know,
on the outside, there.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Ain't a TV out there. If it is a brewery
that I know, there is not one thing streaming cable
on it.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
And I'm like, all right, cool, cool, let me come
out there.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
There's a peg on the wall where you throw a
ring into.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
It and they have one big screen, balls game balls,
game balls game Sorry, I'm not a redneck, and I mean,
there are so many Tennessee fans there and it's one screen,
and I'm just like, cool, So we don't have like
multiple screens. I can see what's going on in these
other games.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Brutals, So you gotta have the option to have multiple TVs.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I agree, And so we sit there and we hang
out for about three and a half four hours at
this brewery. By this time, the Cubs game is starting.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I was gonna say it was starting around six to seven,
and we all have that thing. Those kids are saying,
we are heading.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Dude, they do talk about that, because.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
That's why he said it. Idiot.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Terry's jersey number is six and baby Box one is seven,
and I don't even know what they're referencing. But in
the middle of the game, he goes, hey, Terry, look
you're six, I'm seven, And I'm like, what the hell
is that? What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
With some rap song and then all the kids sing
it's cool and funny.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Now, yes they said it, and I was like, I
don't know what they're referencing, but they were so they
were like, oh my god' school.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
You're six. I'm seven.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
And I was like, I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
I mean, if you go to any sporting event, every
kid of the k America, every time they went to
a kid, he goes and there's this motion with this hands.
That's what six seven means. I don't know, but every
kid in the crowd at k America that showed me
like this six seven. Wow, that's what our society is. Bro.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Well, we're sitting there and we've been there for about
three hours, and all of a sudden, the kid's coming home.
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Steve is here. Steve is here. I'm like, what, Steve's here,
Steve's here.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Another kid from their class happens will be at the brewery.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Well, apparently every parents just bringing their kids to the bar.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
It was the kid that uh babybox spent the night
and walked home from his house.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
They're there, Oh, hey, how you been? And any kids
escape your house?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
So they sat down.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I talked to you for a second.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
They sat down, hung out with us for like forty
five minutes, and we were finally we gotta go, we
gotta go, and we get in the car and the
Cubs game has already won nothing. I'm like, we gotta
get home, I gotta watch the cub.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
At what point can you not just make up a
random excuse? I sorry, relative died, We'll see you later.
Just get out of there, bro, it's not your team.
They're watching one game that you don't even want to watch.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, so my Saturday, I literally saw a little bit
of the balls college football, and that is it. I
didn't see a I didn't see a single play of
Oklahoma Texas. I didn't see a single play of Oregon
or Indiana. I didn't see a single play of Ohio
State Illinois. I didn't see a single play of Alabama Missouri.

(36:41):
I didn't see any.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Bit Alabama house the ass you knew that was gonna happen.
Ty Sampson still one of the Heisman favorites. The other one,
Illinois and or Ohio State was not good. We're talking
nothing more than ten yards.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Texas, A and M. Didn't see a single play of
them beating Florida. I have no idea Notre Dame Penn State.
I didn't see them lose the Northwestern Yeah, that one
looked pretty low, but I didn't see that one eat.
They fired their coach man, he's a get out of
here forty nine million dollars, we'll pay you to sit
at home.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
And who's the guy for Indiana Rickanowski?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
I don't know right now. I like their coach though,
but it tells me Riga Mortis there isn't a dominant
college football team, and I have no idea who's good
and who's bad. Indiana going to Oregon and winning. I
didn't get to see any of it, so I didn't
get to enjoy the college football games I wanted to.
I had a fun time at the brewery. The couple

(37:33):
we went with, they were super nice. First time I've
spent extended time with them. They were nice, they were funny,
they were enjoyable. But I got home in the Cubs game.
It was one to one. When I got home, and
the kids, I mean, they were so dirty, filthy. They played.
One of them played three soccer games, the other two
had played two. And then at the brewery they'd been
playing in the woods. And I looked at my wife,

(37:56):
I said, they're not taking bass. They are going straight
to bet Where was the rwery in Knoxville, Yeah, basically geez.
And she was like, but they're so dirty. I said,
I don't care. They are tired and I need to
watch the Cubs game. And baby Box two in the cargoes. Dad,
I don't even want.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
To brush my teeth baseball before bath.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
It's like, can you just carry me? And I'm like,
I can carry you. And I picked him up, scooped
him up, took him to the room, let him pee,
put him in his bed. They were out in ten seconds.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Here pee the rest in my hand.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
And so they were dirty and filthy and tired, and
I got to sit down and watch Cubs lose. How's
my Saturday?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Man? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Sorry, man, Yeah, we'll take a break. We'll go back.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Listen. You guys never had a chance. And they brought
out that psychopath Megil and he's screaming in the first
inning whenever they bring in the bullpen to start the game,
and you got the crowd buck wile they ain't got
anything else to do.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
In Milwaukee, they were going crazy.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, in that stadium, they'd been drinking all day. And yeah,
you thought you see the highlight from that at the
beginning of it, I'd put the house on.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
The Brewers yeah, it was unfortunate.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
All right, we got see Gill and or you guys
got Suzuki and the Bush and I did.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
And I watched Andrew Vaughan hit that home run, and
I'm just like dang man and the Cubs really, I
felt like they didn't ever really threaten. It was never like,
oh my gosh, we're gonna make a comeback. It was
just like, all right, well this is a slow, painful
death by a thousand cuts. It was just like, well, popfly,
ground ball out. Like there was no like, oh my gosh,
tense moments. I didn't feel like I never felt like

(39:40):
the Cubs were making a comeback.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
But right, but remember baseball is going to be watched
like football. It's more of a romantic game that Friday
night till midnight. Nobody can take that from you.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
It was awesome.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
That was a romantic night. It was me, my couch,
a cocktail, and I watched that game for four hours.
Baser went to beddle like seven. Yeah, it's just such
a romantic sport. Whereas football, you're hanging and banging, you know,
justin he's punching stuff, punching the air, he's banging all
Saturday Friday was all about being romantic. Man. It was
just me and watching the game. Man, that's the stuff

(40:12):
you remember the Cubs game. I hope you were able
to have a little bit of No.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I wasn't mad. It was romantic. It was sad that
we lost.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
But then you're thinking back, Oh, the year they won it,
You know you're thinking back.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
I also thought, man, when I watched him this year,
the Brewers are much better baseball team.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Welling over on the American League side. Nobody's getting past
any of those boys.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Uh have you seen the Brewers play?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Have you seen that Kirby guy? He hasn't given up
a hit since the Clinton administration. And they got a
guy named Big Dumper who just takes dumps and hits
the ball far.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Well, did you see the guy last night in Toronto?
He had a butt plug picture a shirt and he
was sitting in the front row behind home play and
it was like a butt plug and it had the
guy's number on it. So he was blocking the dump
and then he hit a home run.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Big Dumper hit one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the did you
see that? Maybe why the Tigers didn't win on Friday night?
Do you see when Scoo Ball does the handshake line
with one of his teammates. Instead of hitting hands, they
hit they hit their Oh I didn't see that. Yeah,
so that's weird.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
And then you said at another game there was a
butt plug. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
The Blue Jays Mariners last night. The guys sitting in
the front row.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Well, they're playing again today.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
They're gonna four o'clive before they're gonna Hey, they're gonna
get it going.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Well, and you gotta here's the thing. Guys keep checking
the websites. The game was at five, and they moved
it up.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Well, yeah, oh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
And then with one of the Tigers games, Boomer goes, hey,
turn it on there. They moved it up an hour
because the Yankees had lost or something.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
So then the.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Tigers very fluid situation, That's what I'm saying. They keep
moving them around.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
You know what they don't move around the NFL games
is at a certain time.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Well, that Europe game was not watching my my name
Ben and I and in at my name Paul. It's
up to y'all.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
No, I wasn't worth watching, let me tell you. And
I made a great mistake. And Saturday Sunday. I was like,
we're just having a chill day, right, We've been going
hard all weekend. We went to the football game, and
we had the soccer games and we went to the brewery. Sunday,
We're just gonna chill. We're just gonna chill. And I'm
thinking the kids are gonna sleep in because they've been
up and they've been going hard the whole time.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Honey, will you make me some tea? I'm watching the
game in London.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
No. Six fifteen kids up and awake.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Well, they were almost ready for the pregame for the football.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Okay, guys, so much for sleeping in. All right, here
we go and I get up and I start dicking
around the house and then I'm like, man, fantasy wise,
I don't I'm already I've already lost. Like I've already lost.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Remember it's fifty fifty five to nothing up on you.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
When I got Justin Fields as my quarterback, and I'm like,
that's just such a terrible matchup against the Broncos. But
since he's my quarterback, I'm gonna watch it anyway.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Oh my gosh, I would go to the waiver wire
over that guy. And You're right, if I would have
he had forty four yards.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I know he had four points.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Somebody posted on Twitter they go justin fields over unders
at one hundred and eight. I mean, that's just so
low you have to take it. I looked at the statlite.
It's at forty five yards. He didn't even come close.
The lowest over under I've ever seen is Vince Young
back in the day. He would have like one hundred
and fifteen one hundred and eight. I mean, next week
they have to put his over under above or below

(43:15):
one hundred yards.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
I understand what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
And here starting GiB, I did start it four voinds.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I could have picked up anybody got one touchdown. I
could have picked up anybody, and I would have a
miraculous shot of winning this week if I started any
other quarterback, because the rest of my team kind of performed,
kind of came out of nowhere and did stuff, and
it just it's not gonna happen. I'm up by like twelve,
and he has Crochet tonight, and he has DJ Moore.

(43:44):
It is curtains for me. And when I need armand's
I am Ron Saint Brown to do something. He has
eight catches for thirty eight yards. Gibbs didn't do anything, like,
what are we doing? Man? Like, what are we doing? So?
I sat there and I watched justin Fields play after play,
get sacked, get sacked, get sacked again, get sacked again,

(44:06):
get sacked again. Hey, justin Fields, what happened to you running?
Don't you run? Don't you have legs? Aren't you fast?
You can't outrun some of these guys, Like what are
you doing?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
He does?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Sometimes he didn't.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Yesterday Boomers like you watching the game? I'm like, yeah,
three to six you watching the game? Yeah, nine to
three you watching the games too? Twelve to two, Yeah,
still watching it? Final score thirteen eleven. I didn't watch
a minute of it. Man, Thank god I got rid
of Courtland so and I knew that guy sucked.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
It was so exciting to watch, man, It was so
exciting to watch.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Lundonon said, uh, we'll pass. We're gonna stick with our
tea and crumpets.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Oh yeah, my tight end, Mason Taylor. Let me tell you, wait.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
What the hell is this on the TV? It looks
a lot like soccer. Hey, two guys banging each other.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Hey, Red, let me tell you how do you think
my tight end did. If Justin Bields had forty four yards,
what do you think my Jets tight end had.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
I mean he had to have been Ferguson, the guy
for the Bronx is the only one that scored a touchdown.
I mean there, I don't think there was a guy
over forty yards for receiver. So he's in the twenties
probably right.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
He had point seven points, so he had one catch.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Hey, this is gonna be good family gathering. I got
Justin Fields and the tight end. You guys didn't leave
London with two.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Points, so I had two players go and I got
four point seven points. Man, that's not how you come
back to being fifty five down. Okay, kids, turn.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
On the game. They're in London. This is gonna be
a blast.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
It's not how you're gonna make a fifty five point
comeback when you get four point seven from your two players.
Sunday morning and something. I'm just sitting there and I'm
I'm a noon game start, and my kids are bugging me, Dad, Dad,
I'm bored.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
I'm hungry. I'm bored.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
I'm hungry. I'm bored, I'm hungry. I'm like, well, then
get something to eat. Man, like, grab something out of
the cabinet, Like, what do you want.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Me to do.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
We're relaxing today, Go outside, do something.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
I got somebody helping with the Christmas lights. You gotta
have somebody help with the feeding the kids.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
I agree, like my wife maybe, oh yeah, that'd have
been good. But no, I don't know where she was.
And I'm like, just go outside, go do some Go
ride your bike. And they're like, okay, we'll go ride
our bike. And they're like, Dad, our bikes aren't here.
I'm like, where are your bikes? I forgot On Friday
they had ridden them to the neighbor's house. Then I'd

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picked him up and we had driven to the football game.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
You need a truck, So.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
They're at the freaking neighbor's house. I said, well, just
go get your bikes. Just go get them.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
The kids running an iron man in the morning.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
And they're like, ride swim all right, we'll go get them.
They get their shoes on and they leave. They're gone,
and then about ten minutes later, Babybox shows back up.
Hey Dad, can we stay over there and play a
little bit. I'm like, yeah, that's fine. So he gets
back on his bike and rides back over there. Fifteen
minutes later, he's back. Like, what the hell you doing?

(46:54):
He goes, I got a poop? Yeah, I'm all right,
goes in there poops. He goes, all right, dad, can
you drive me back?

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Now? Like? Drive you back? What are you an unpaid
uber driver?

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Like what do you mean? He goes, I'm right, I said,
ride your bike, goes, So I didn't ride it home.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
I walked. Dude, you guys are the most confusing, amazing
raates I've ever heard of them.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Why would you go all the way from there to
get your bike and then walk back without your bike?
You rode your bike the last time when you came
back to see if you could stay over there and play.
Why would you come back without your bike to poop?
I was like, I'm not driving you all right? Bye? Gone,
He's out of there.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
All right, You're good.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Oh man, I'm just relaxing. So then at the beginning
of the twelve o'clock games, I was like, you know what,
I'm just gonna throw a little random parlay in there.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
There we go some action.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I'm just gonna throw a parlay in there. I'm gonna
throw I'm gonna do it. I'm falling in love with these,
these these touchdown parlays because they're pretty fun to cheer for.
Everybody to score a touchdown.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
I believe Justin did one, and he was close.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
And so I was like, let me just look through this,
all right, let me go all right, well, all right, I'm
gonna go Tyler Warren.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Touchdown, he got one. He's on our team.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
All right, I'm gonna go Tyler Warren. I'm gonna go
George Pickens.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Oh, he definitely did. He had a huge one.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Man, I'm gonna go George Pickens. Okay, who else is playing?
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Take Shara to Shara got two.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
I'm gonna go tick Shara. Who else am I gonna go?

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Who?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I mean? I need? I need a four.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
I hope he didn't do a Titan.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
No, I don't do anything. You don't you don't do
anything with the Titans.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
That's three hours of my life. Will never get back.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
They're so bad, dude.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Before the end of the show, can I do my
impression of Titans play by play broadcaster? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
And so then I was like, well, I mean, Quinton
Johnson is out, So I mean this guy sucked all year.
If he's gonna be good, it has to be this
week without Quentin Johnson. Give me Lad McConkey to get
a touchdown. And so first drive of the game, Colts
touchdown Tyler Warren, Okay, all right, and then touchdown Tex

(48:56):
Shara yep. I'm like all right. And then they cut
to the Miami game. They're like, oh, you know, Herbert
rolls out to his right, Oh who's coming across mccagie
touchdown And I'm like, oh my god. And so I
text batter's box and I'm like, oh my god, can
we please get a Picking's touchdown? Can we please get

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a Picking? Touchdowns?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
One?

Speaker 1 (49:19):
And they hit him across the middle and he goes
scampering for forty five yards, avoids a tackle. Touchdown, Joe Pickings,
and I hit my touchdown parlay.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Sound happy about those? Those are how you make some money.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Those are so freaking fun.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
I think the guy in London was thirty three times
your money.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
It was so that guy whoever, whoever scored, I don't
even who scored, long Atkins biggest, pretty freaking fun. So
I hit the parlay and I'm just watching the games,
having a great time, beautiful afternoon. Then here come the
kids back. Here they come, Here comes my three, then
the neighbor's kid.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Oh yeah, added a couple.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
I just won. Oh it's a son and daughter. But
only the daughter came. The son wanted to stay home.
He kind of gets antisocial after while. He's like he
wants his space. And then here come the parents with him.
Oh no, I'm like, what brewery? And now you're hosting.
I'm like, man, I'm supposed to be relaxing Sunday.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Sorry, I'm still in my pajamas.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
I'm like, oh, you know, I can bring them back
whenever I'm done, you know. And they're like, okay, okay, Yeah,
we just wanted to make sure they made it over here, okay.
And so they left, oh smart, And uh then I
just chilled to about five point thirty and then had
to take the daughter back and my kids came with me,
and then they picked up a bunch of eighthorns and
we're feeding it to a pumpkin. Talked to the neighbors
for a little bit, and I was like, all right, guys,

(50:48):
see guys later, boom boom, hug it out. And so
what I didn't get to watch on Saturday. I watched football.
Oh day Sunday, the relaxing day that I was promised
was actually a relaxing day.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Yeah, we didn't leave the couch all day Sunday.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
It's freaking amazing. And then nighttime comes on, kids go
to bed. I watched me some Mariners Blue Jays, and
I was flipping back to the Kansas City and the
Detroit game. And guys, I'm gonna tell you right now,
I'm gonna give you the bet of the century, the
bet of the century that if you want to make money,
this is it.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
You got about three minutes Beau Lady would test this thing.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
The Kansas City Chiefs are plus one fifty to win
their division. They are going to win the AFC West.
Rashie Rice comes back next week. They are about to
start rolling people. They looked great last night, and with
Rashie Rice, their best wide receiver, coming back, they're gonna
be even better. Plus one fifty to win the AFC West.

(51:47):
The Chargers don't have an offensive line, the Raiders suck,
and the freaking Denver Broncos. Give me a break. Kansas
City plus one fifty, make that money. Now, we'll take
a break. And now I get to hear rays impression
right after this.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Guys, if you get a chance, I got that chance
on Sunday for thirty minutes, I get a honeydew in
the fourth quarter of the Titans game. No idea.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Why Well, because the Titans were losing so bad, there's
no need to get in the car.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
So I'm driving in there and I got the Titans
game on. In this play by play announcer, do yourself
a favor. You're gonna need to listen to him.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
He's great.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
I don't know if he has many years left.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
He's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
He goes first of all, every reference he makes is
to an animal, and his voice is going sore. The
goes the Titians.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
There's Titan's ball.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
He ended up roping him like a calf right there.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
He got him down. Pretty good man. That's a good horse.
We got a good horse with him. You're gonna keep running, Pollard,
he's a good horse. Every reference is in an animal.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
In the stable, we got another one, Spears, but this
has been our horse so far.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
He ended up getting him down. He tackled him down.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
He just rip ted him and got him right down
to the ground there, Titans twenty to three, losing, But boy,
they gotta fighting chance.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
We're gonna give it to our horse. Pallard.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Dude, right back there.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
He loves his farm animals, and boy is his voice gone.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
It's all the excitement, all the exciting plays the Titans
have every week.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Well, the my most exciting play.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Was Cam Newton back to pass. He's on the ground,
He's searching through the.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Mud, in the muck.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
It's like he's in a pig pen right now, looking
for that ball. Hap Titans gave it up. They coughed
it up, Trader's ballers ball. I tell you what, Cam Newton,
he's a good young fawn, that's a good young Deer's
just gotta let him run, Gotta let him get older.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Titans team's young and right, young and wise. We'll get better.
Titans lose twenty three. Back after this seven fifty Titans radio,
your voice is gone. He doesn't have many. I laugh
for thirty straight minutes, dude, when I'm in the when
I'm in the car and I get to hear him.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Titans, every freaking play is like the Super Bowl, which
is freaking hilarious. And I mean it has to be
so hard to call a game when a team is
so bad, like when your team is so bad, like
to have excitement has to be so difficult, the frustration.
I think it's great when they're and they coughed it up.

(54:31):
I can't afford fumbled four times.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
They were never in that game, never from the I
think Calvin Ridley died.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
So he died.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
They were like thrown to this oconquo guy the entire day,
Like we don't even have a receiver that we throw to,
Like never never commit to watching a Titans game. It
was just brutal. I was doing red zone. But at
the same time, I'm like, I want to some I
kind of want to understand the Titans. Okay, they're not good.
Cam Wod's actually kind of bad.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Would you brother have Jackson Darter?

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Cam Ward, Well, I feel like Jackson Dart has his
moxy because he's in New York. I don't think he's
gonna have that same swagger here in Nashville. Cam Ward
at first got he was he dude. He might have
fumbled seven times, but he recovered three of his own fumbles.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
They're so bad, dude, They're so bad. I'm gonna say
what the Niners in Buccaneers game was awesome to watch.
That was great football, two really good teams. Baker Mayfield
is so badass, and I don't know if you saw
Tess Johnson. This is the funniest thing I saw all week.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
And then he thought they were saying MVP, but he
was saying it for Baker. He goes and man, I
heard him saying MVP, and I checked with my other
guy said, hey, are they chanting MVP for me? And
the guy and his teammate goes, no, Man, it's for Bakery, idiot,
and he goes.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
He goes, that makes more sense because I was thinking
I haven't done anything all year, but they were chatting
MVP MVP, and he goes, I had to ask ship Ship,
why are they cheering MVP for me? And he goes,
that's for Baker. Ah, that makes more sense because Baker
is the MVP and this vaunted Packers defense Micah Parsons,
does he do anything?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Well, I saw he really doesn't have any sacks.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
He don't have any sacks, he doesn't have any tackles.
He doesn't really do anything.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
But it's the threat of him being there really because
Joe Flacco got to Cincinnati bike thirty minutes ago, and
they were going up and down the field on this
vaunted Packers defense.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
The Bengals are so bad. Everybody's beating him by fifty
and sacking the quarterback every play, and you couldn't get
to Joe Flacco at all. I mean, this vaunted Packers defense,
I'm not buying it a little overrated, but yeah, enjoy
the Bears tonight. We're going to Washington, and listen. You
may have beat us on a Hail Mary last year.
It ain't happening again. Boys and girls. We're coming off

(56:37):
a bye. When you come off a bye and you
go on the road, you win the game. You win
the freaking game. Let's go Bears. Let's go Bears.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
I like the Bears. They got guys out, McLaurin out.
You got the other guys playing bos out. Let's go Bears.
I told Danny's got a seven hundred dollars bet. I said,
cash it out for four. Cut your losses, take the four.
Bears may win this thing. He's got the commanders. Oh yeah,
said cash it out.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Oh and then I mean, why why are we doing
two Monday night games again? The bills falcons, like, what
are we doing?

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Can we stop with the London Games? Oh God, I
don't want to wake up. And it's in the second
quarter and the scores four to two, and I'm like,
do I have fantasy guys going? Did we start all
of our starters? What is happening? Like? I don't like
any of the London games. Bring them back to America.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
It's annoying. Have a great Monday. Oh and by the way,
I know that we were not supposed to talk about
gambling with that, So I put fifty dollars on my
touchdown parlay. I won twelve hundred, just so people don't say, oh,
you didn't say how much?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (57:42):
But that is my new favorite thing is throw ten
fifteen dollars on a touchdown parlay. It's the it's the
most fun in the world. You can do five of them.
It's only fifty dollars, and it's like you have a
chance to win thousands. It is freaking fantastic.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
I told Abby that, well, why don't you, No, you
don't do that. I don't do that, but I told
her pick random people. It's great, dude, and have yourself
a day.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
It's so fun. And it's just I mean, that's what
you're You're like when they when you cut the red zone,
they're like, oh, someone's scoring touchdown? Is say my guy?

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
My guy?

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
My guy?

Speaker 2 (58:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (58:10):
No? Oh dang.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
You pair that with red zone and a dirty thirty.
You're gonna have yourself a hell of a Sunday.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Yeah. Yeah, And Batter's Box he's he's very depressed. He said,
seasons over, Fred Warner, their best defensive player, out for
the year, Bosa out for the year.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
What was it? I thought he saw that he broke.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
His Yeah, I think he did. And so yeah, I
tried to talk to him last night and he's like,
I'm just so. I was like, well, sub Daby, He's like,
what's going on, man, what's wrong? Just Niners?

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Man.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
I'm like, it was a great game. You didn't expect
to really win. He's like, season's over, man, season's over.
So there you go. Thanks, batters Box.