Ray Suffers A Death In The Family

In this episode we talk about Ray having a death in his family and what he did to honor them. Plus we talk about things they don't teach you in school that will shock you later in life and there is no reason it has to happen this way. Did the NBA do the right thing by disqualifying Chris Paul and Victor Wembanyama during the NBA Skills Competition? Lunchbox lead the Nets into battle again this weekend and we find out if they got their 2nd win of the season. Plus Ray spent the weekend with Justin playing drinking games. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
I started rolling. Actually good, that's good. I'm glad you
started rolling. Man. Oh, I just got a good laugh.
But we we got to take a ten minute break
so we can do some comedy before we get back
to the basketball.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
What they do a live concert?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
I heard that. I guess the All Star Game they
had thirty seven minutes of playing in an hour of
Kevin Hart really like in between something like that. I
saw something on Twitter that broke it down. There was
only thirty seven minutes of action and the thing lasted
three hours.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, that would all the All Star games really kind
of got to find their nuts a little bit.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I don't know, it's over.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
The NHL might be doing the best thing with having
countries compete against each other.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
But I don't know why. What were they fighting over?
Was this a pre arranged fight because the Canadians are
booing our national anthem? I have no idea. I just
saw the Oh there were three fights in the first
whatever three minutes, and I'm like, was that that has
to be planned? And also what if you're a team,
Like do you fight your own teammate? Like if you
are on the Colorado Avalanche but you're on Team USA,

(01:00):
Team Canada, Do you fight each other?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
So you're saying, if we did basketball game, if we
did hockey games, we would fight the River Station. No,
the Rock would fight.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
No. No, That's like if me and you were on
opposite hockey teams it was Michigan versus Texas, and we
fought each other.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Because you're on Texas and I'm fighting you.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
That seems weird, but I don't know. I don't know
if that was the case. I remember this.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
The All Star Games just masquerade around for the guys
to have a break. It sucks if you're an All
Star then you don't get a break.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
That's what I laugh about. Okay, can I tell you
this is what I find funny. This is what I
thought of. That is they take rest days on back
to backs. They oh, they can't play this many games
because oh, I gotta maintain my health. But they travel
to the All Star Game and do all this shit.
But they're not really trying. Now like the All Star Game,

(01:50):
they don't try now. Like back in the day, they
actually played defense. They locked them down and tried to
win the damn game. Now, it doesn't matter what year.
Back in the day nineties with Jordans and Bart.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I've been watching him since two thousand and five, and
they've always played hanky panky.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
And that's what Barkley said. He told Draymond Green, this
generation has ruined it. You guys have ruined the All
Star Game. He straight up told him, you guys don't
take it. It's just stupid now. And I don't even
everybody was complaining because it was just like, oh, here's
ten minutes of Kevin Hard. All right, back to the action.
They play five minutes. Kevin Hart's gonna do some more comedy.
That's weird. A good thing. I was in bed, A

(02:28):
good thing. I didn't turn on a damn thing all weekend.
I didn't see any I just saw highlights on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, it's nothing impressive for you to say it. It
started at seven and was done on ten on Saturday,
and then whatever crap was yesterday was what was on
Saturday three point the skills thing where your boy women
where they did the thing where they don't shoot the baskets.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Can I say the NBA is full is bullshit? No?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
They Wemby from France thought of found out a loophole
in the skills competition and they evicted him for knowing
that loophole. No, no, you don't have to shoot the baskets.
It's quicker to just throw him from the rack. And
that's what him and Chris Paul devised.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I watched the thing on Twitter. I saw it saying, hey,
they got disqualified. I'm like, oh, let me look this up.
And I watched the video. Absolutely genius, so smart, And
then I watched somebody I don't it may have been
Draymond Green or someone else that said Wimby went and
asked five or six different people with the NBA are

(03:24):
we allowed to do this? Are we allowed to do this?
Are we? So he did ask people is this legal?
And they said yes, And then they showed how mad
the NBA was about it. Did you see him scolding? Yes?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
And so the one little blondie goes over to interview. Yes, okay, guys,
I got Wimby and Chris about the dq and they're
like booing in the background.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
The NBA guy sets her to side and says, we're
explaining this right now. Did you see it? He stopped
the interview because it was that serious of an issue
that they got dq'ed and the skills, why is.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
That big a deal. It's supposed to be fun. But
you tell me, nobody's ever thought of that before. Exactly
was there? That's the thing it's not good to ask
ask you because you don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Was there a score? If you made a busket a basket?
Then why it was about time?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
If you're telling about all these idiots would do perfect
form shots if it was a time and follow through
and follow through. Wemby dude revolutionary. That is why I
says chuck the balls off the rack. It's like a
reality show. People do different things every season because they
reinvent the wheel. You can't come in and do the

(04:26):
same thing and win Survivor. You can't come in and
play the same game as what's your Guy? Will the
Doctor h and win Big Brother. You have to change
it up. Wimby looked at the rules, saw a loophole,
and he exploited the rules. They shouldn't be disqualified. They
should win the competition. And next year you change the rules.

(04:48):
How do you disqualify them for not breaking the rules?
They didn't break any rule, And explain to me the DQ.
Did you see the skills competition? The layout?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
You know, the mouse track, it's.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Like a bounce pass, bounce pass, bounce pass, your dick.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
You don't remember mouse trap?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I do. I remember this great game.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
It would come down the thing, it would trap the mouse,
it would hit this. It was all this levee system,
a pulley.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
This that dude.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
The skills competition is they do two bounce passes.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
And then they run the one end and run into.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
The other like whre's some stuff where they're diving in.
They're going through hoops like a mouse trap. Dude Wemby
through two bounce passes and won the skills competition.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I think it was three bounce passes. They shot a
trick shot. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
You put your take your pants off, put them back on.
Go run something.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
You gotta do it quick, go go go go to
the score stable, rip off your warm ups, check into
the game. Do something like that. Just bounce pass, bounce pass. Three.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Dude through designed it, mister bean. There's no real thought
that went into it. You're just walking onto the.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Court and it only takes what thirty seconds? Forty four? Oh?
Is that the winner? DQ? That was their time was
forty four seconds combined.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Mm hmm. That's And here's the thing. This is what
told me about trust. Wemby went first, and then Chris
Paul went second. For Wimby and Chris Paul to say, Hey,
this is gonna be crazy, but I'm not gonna shoot
these balls.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
I'm just gonna throw them off the rack. So Wimby
they had to trust. Wait, damn, they had trust that
each other was gonna do it, and it was a
little bit more trust.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Wimby goes, hey, I'm gonna look like a dumb ass
if I'm the only one that does this. So Wimby's like, hey,
Chris Paul, We're for sure gonna do this right, and
Chris's like, dude, you gotta trust me. Just like the
Convention when you showed up the Convention, we just had
to trust the nation was gonna be there.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Okay. Wemby he goes and does it, and Chris Paul
then all right. It's more awkward for Wimby because he
went first, but then Chris Paul he goes, hey, I
believe in this vision. I'm gonna go ahead and do this,
and then they both go do it by themselves.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
They throw ten balls off.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
The rack and the crowd booing shut the fuck up,
like shut up, like, you dumb ass crown, why are
you booing? It's hilarious. It is. It's a fun little
thing and I understand people can gamble on it, but
they did not break the rules. It's like when you
go to tribal council and you are going against the vote.
If someone says, hey, I'm going to play an immunity

(07:08):
idle for you, let's vote this person off the island,
you have to blind trust that that is what they
are gonna do. And that's what Wimby and Chris Paul
had to do. They had to trust each other. They
built an alliance. They came up with a plan to
out smart, outwit an outlast, and that is exactly what

(07:29):
they did. They should have been Crown Champion. And I
understand there's gambling on the line, but guess what they
whoever picked Wimby and Chris Paul to win on DraftKings,
they should have been awarded their damn money because they
didn't break the rules. The NBA sucks. The NBA can
kiss my ass. The NBA is stupid, now that I care,

(07:50):
Like Chris Paul and Wimby don't really care if they
won the skills competition, It's not like they're gonna go
home and be depressed. But they won that competition.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
And the jump shots that they would you're telling me
this competition was you just do these jump shots and
they don't have any plus or minus pros or concert
making the jump shots right.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
This is what we're playing. If you make it, it
should be minus one second off your time. Right.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
That's why I never understood the DQ.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
And then what was the windmill thing? That? Dude?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
The winds to go up to like Arnold's dick, and
all you have to do is just throw it over
the windmill. Why not make the windmill fifteen feet high?
Why is it three feet like Chris Paul just barely
threw it over and it went over.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
It so funny, so funny, I'm flinging the balls. Let
me tell you, dude, who designed that?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Who designed the skills competition? A freaking homeless person on crack?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I don't know, but I loved. I laughed out loud
when I watched Whimmy just flaying the balls. The moniest
one is Windy dude, because he does it so quickly.
He goes up to the rack and just throws them
all all.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Dude, he said, Chris Paul, I'm in this with you, brother,
and I'm gonna launch him off the rack faster than
you've ever seen it before.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
And I guess what I think it was. Dray Mud
said that it was Wimby's idea. It wasn't Chris Baul,
but Wimby is the one that came up with the idea,
and I love it. I love that Wimby was thinking
and had the balls to do it. They made a
mockery of the NBA, and the NBA does not want
to be made fun of. They are trying to protect
their brand. But look, man, what you do? You have
a circus show of an All star game. They had

(09:20):
a circus show of a performance. But you get pissed
at them. It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
And I'm with you on somebody else's survivor game, big
brother game, who wants to be a millionaire? That's all
pretty cut and dried. Who's gonna win it's the smartest,
But you can't use somebody else's game plan right never
and even Big Will Will's known and Big Brother for
winning it because he never won any competitions. The only
reason he can get away with that is because he's
the best communicator in the entire world. The dude behind

(09:46):
the scenes talk to every single person different conversations, but
they don't show They can't show that all on Big Brother. Right,
But yeah, he threw all the competitions. You can't just
go and throw every competition now and think that's gonna
win Big Brother.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
It's catered to your own personals. You have to make
the communicator that will the doctor was or doctor will.
You can't you don't have the same skill set as him,
so you have to adjust your game. Wimby and Chris
Paul found a loophole. Guess what people do, They find
a loopholes. My roommate from college, he found a loophole
to get out of the military. He was a jag

(10:18):
in the military, right, and there was ten requirements, uh,
that you had to accomplish so you could move up
in rank or whatever. But if there was two cycles
that went by and they didn't move you up in rank,
you could get out of the military. So he only
completed nine of the tasks. Shit, And he's like, well

(10:39):
that's two cycles, man, I didn't get promoted, but he
didn't complete all ten things. All right, all right, you're
out of the military man. Congratulations, what is that loophole
still existing? I don't know, but he called me. This
is what he said to me. He said, hey, man,
it looks like I'm getting out of the Marines.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
I'm gonna get dishonorably discharged.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
I probably shouldn't be saying this, but he was like,
what did lawyers do? And I was like, Uh, the
lawyer up, they go to court. He goes, No, being
a lawyer is finding a loophole. That's what being a
lawyer is is finding a loophole to get your client off,
or get your client not convicted, or to win your
client some money if they're the one suing. He goes,

(11:17):
I found a loophole. That's it. You find loopholes. They
found a loophole.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Sorry, we got to find a loophole.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, let's start the show man for this show to
get started. What's a loophole of that? Well started? Yeah.
And then like two weeks ago, my roommate from college
he was in He texted me, Hey, any chance you're
in Vegas this weekend? Like what He's like, Oh, I'm
here on a guy strip. My father in law, his brother,
and my brother in law. They all want to do

(11:44):
a guy strip. So we're in Vegas. I'm like, after
a couple of drinks he thought of you. I'm like,
you couldn't give me a heads up, like a month
in advance. I mean, it's not like you just playing
this this week. He was like, Yeah, We've been planning
for a couple months. I just thought about it when
we got here, that maybe you're here.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
That really happened to you this weekend.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
My aunt hit us up at ten am on Saturday
and said, Hey, what are you doing around three o'clock
on a Saturday.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
In the middle of the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
And we said, but we have justin coming over, We
have Alli coming over, we have friends coming over. And
she goes, do you care if I come.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Over to your house? What?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
And we go where drinking buddies are coming over? It
doesn't work. Next time, maybe a week heads up.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Your aunt was just in town. She was visiting with
cousin who lives an hour from here. Oh, do you
ever go see her cousin?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
I've seen him before? The hell does he live out
in Smyrna?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Seen him before? Dude. People get busy with their lives.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
The crazy thing that they're not gonna tell you about
in school is you're gonna go visit your cousins for Christmas,
for thanksgimm and it's gonna be amazing. You're sharing stories.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
You're all in high school, middle school, you're the best
of friends. You play all these sports. You're all gonna
grow up, get kids. My cousin lived forty five minutes
with me. I've seen him once in five years. Dude,
they don't tell you that in school. They don't tell
you that. Like random kid, Cody and I text probably
once a week at least, text like, hey, what's up,
Oh to see that game this bah? Hey, we need
to get together, need to get the kids together, need

(13:06):
to get the kids together. We do it at least
once a week where we talk about getting together. All right. Yeah.
His wife's name is Sarah. Sarah tells me I'm responsible for,
you know, making sure we get this meet up plan.
And we were texting last week, like last Wednesday. He's like, well,
I'm busy on the weekend of the twenty second. I
don't have anything on the weekend of the you know,
the the first, And I'm like, yeah, well, we got

(13:26):
a birthday party on the first, and it's just like
it's been a year and we haven't been able to
plan a meetup because everyone is so busy.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
This calendar meetup stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
I don't do that.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
The only people I've calendared over a week in advances
the Dodds, and that's because they have two kids and.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
They live an hour away from what I have three kids.
He has two kids, so we had to do it overnight.
That's what we have to do, right, But.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
We've done it with the Dodds, and it's only because
I love them.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
I don't do that.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
If you cancel one weekend, I'm like, I'm out, Dude,
I can't do this thing. Like, hey, we'll see the
second week in March. I don't fill my calendar up
like that. It's wide open.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Either I'm going the Dominican Republic Vegas or I'm sending home.
I'm not filling up my calendar, especially on the weekends. Dude.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Thank god, my wife's the same boat.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Dude. If I'd have filled up calendar on the weekends,
I it'd end it. Ray.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I can't do that. I can't. Okay, in three weeks,
I'll see you on that Saturday, dude.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
See for that.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
I respect my aunt that she hit us up day of,
but for that maybe week of.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
I'm okay, but dude, you was trying to schedule something
with me two weeks in advance and says in Vegas
or Dominican Republic. I'm out. I understand. And that's the
hard part. That's why Cody and I have not gotten together,
our kids have not gotten together. And it is just ridiculous,
Like it's crazy how hard it is to get together,
and and you're limited in time because you can't do it. Like, hey,
you want to come over Saturday night? Guys want to
come over? Like six ah, kid goes to bed at

(14:41):
seven thirty. Okay, well there he goes that. Sorry, we
got stuff all day during the day Saturday. How about Sunday?
Actually Sunday? You know, Sarah's got a bridal shower, She's
got all right, cool, all right, well next weekend?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
No, what if you just show up at their house.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
I don't know where they live. He don't know where
I live. They're not gonna teach you that in school.
No friends, two friends, have no idea what they live.
Just move. This is the ship.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
They don't teach you in schools. You know you're gonna
not talk to your cousins anymore for no reason. You're
just not And Lunch doesn't even know the address of
his so called friend that he's been talking to every
week for the past year. You couldn't find his house
in a haystack. How crazy is They don't teach you
that in school.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
You don't talk to your cousins. I do you do
talk to your cousins? Yeah, the one cousin lived with
us for a month.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
One but the other house cousins do you have handful?
And then Baser's cousins. I kind of consider my cousins Beazers.
Brian I hang out with all the time, we play golf.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
But that's Baser's cousin.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Baezer's cousin. My cousin though, that lives an hour from here.
He's got like five kids. He works at a factory,
so he works weird hours. I work weird hours. He's
got like ten kids. They live in Smyrna. I went
over there once. That's all I got for you.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
And you talk to him like once every six don't
even text exactly. You don't talk to your cousins.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
That's but that's the crap.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
They're not gonna teach you in I have. Let me
talk comes at you, Jack. Let me count my cousins.
I got three six. I got six cousins on my
mom's side, No eight cousins on my mom's side. I
text with one of them every once in a while.
He lives in Atlanta. On my dad's side, I have

(16:20):
two four six cousins on my dad's side. I text
with one of them, cousin Andrew. That's the only one
I really text with. You guys have heard about it.
And his sister, I mean, she lived in Austin. We
just don't talk. It's crazy. Didn't get too hot in here.
It did get pretty hot. It was at sixty four,
but now it's up to sixty seven. You gotta go
over here to the left down. You gotta hit the

(16:42):
therm down. So, yeah, it is weird how you just
stopped talking to your cousins. But there's no reason. There's
no reason that you should stop talking to your cousins
and everything.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
When I went and saw him, everything was great. His
kids are involved in sports. We were playing some sports.
It's just the same thing you just said, was Cody,
I don't feel like scheduling. Hey, man, I love to
see your family. The third Saturday in March. You know
what sorry, the third Saturday in March is Alabama and Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
And I'll hang up and listen. Like, we were going
to Chicago a couple of years ago. My cousin Andrew
and I cousin Andrew and our cousin Pam lives in Chicago,
and we had seen her at a family wedding, you know,
a couple of months before. She's like, Oh, hit me
up when you're coming to shot Cago. We'd love to,
you know, come down to Wrigleyville and party with you guys.
And we're like, all right, And so we hit her up, like, hey,

(17:27):
we're coming to Chicago this weekend, and she goes, all right, great,
can't wait. You know, me and my boyfriend we got
it on the schedule. And the day we're there, we're like, hey,
we're going to Wrigley today, you know, and she's like, oh, actually,
we're working around the house today. Not gonna make it.
What reg Kaville, Waveland, cool Ry Carey's Bar. We told
you like two months ago we were coming. You said,
hit us up. We hit you up. At the beginning

(17:47):
of the week, he said, I got it on the schedule.
And then now we're here, you say you're gonna work
around the house cheflin Avenue. Okay, all right, cool, I
guess we won't go well. Text us tomorrow the L
train and I didn't text her the next day, United Center, Jordanstown. Yeah,
let's start the show man Cargo Aquarium. Man, it's weird.
I mean, I was just texting with cousin Andrew yesterday. Man,
pretty wild.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
But I text with my cousins. Actually, on my dad's side,
I don't text with any of them. And one of
my cousins, one of my cousins wives, messages Laura all
the time.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Maser.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
But dude, my cousins are all older than me, so
they're cool, so that that would never happen. How old
they're all like forty.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
They're all you guys age like five years older, right,
and you guys all think you're cooler than us.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
But so they don't. They set the standard on texting,
so they're too cool, so they don't text. But their
mom my aunt, I text her every day. The uncle,
nothing wrong, we're best friends. I haven't texted. I've never
texted him, but I text my aunt every day.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Interesting because I text one of my aunts, my mom's sister.
I text her all the time. And Judy we texted.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I text my dad's sister every day. I get a
text from her.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Uncle Kim, we text every once in a while. That's
Andrew's dads, my dad's brother.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Uncle Steve. I've never texted him since texting was invented.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Oh yeah, Aunt Mary, I don't ever text her. Dude.
They don't teach you that in the school books. It's wild,
but there's nothing wrong with those people. That's just how
the card fall. That's how the world works. Man. It's
a strange, strange world out there. Man. We gotta start
the show. We gotta get a kicking. Yeah, let's go
about to pull up. Hey, Happy President's Day. All right,
we're gonna do it live, Hey, coming up out. How

(19:21):
do we do this? We're gonna do our favorite president.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
And then we're gonna tell you the most powerful in
command and go all the way down to the fifth
It starts with president, vice president, Secretary of State, Chairman
of the House, Senate, attorney general, mayor's your local city council, oh,
the chamber?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Wait? Wait, wait, is mayor bigger than governor. The seventh
in power is the chamber of commerce. Guys, when you
pass those buildings in your cities that you don't understand
the power they hold. Yeah, you look at them like, huh,
you're just a chamber of commerce. But little as you know,
there's seven steps away from being president. We're gonna do
it live. Oh the one, two, three, sore losers? What up, everybody?

(20:06):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all. We're not a
weather channel. More to that in a minute. It is sissing.
I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male. I live
on the North Side with Bazers. We have two point
two acres. I think it's actually getting less than that.
There's a rosion. With all this rain that's been coming in,
I have less land.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
A lot of it went into the little riverbed that
just created by my property. And that is not against
the that's nothing but erosion. That is a man made,
God given fact.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Jack.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
And there's snow coming on Tuesday. But we're not a
weather station over to you.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah, I mean rest in peace. Pitt's lost the Super Bowl.
Then he lost his tree in his yard. Man, rough
weekend for him. That's your teas into the break. Now
after the break, we're going to talk about presidents, man,
and that one we're gonna talk about. That's why we're
here to thank our presidents, and we got to give respect.
We're respected to do. Like Garfield, Dude, what an amazing
job he did in office. I'll tell you all about it.

(21:01):
Hoover a vacuum and a powerful man. Yeah, that's just crazy.
Ronald Reagan actor and president. What I mean, we got
so many presidents. We'll be right back. We'll start at
number one and go all the way to forty seven.
Are you ready? So yeah, can you talk more on brother?
He lost his tree, his fence, part of his yard. Yeah,

(21:22):
and he loves his yard. He takes a lot of
care and time to cultivate that yard to be a
happy place. And he looked at me and goes, guess
Scott put in a swim pool? Brother, Wow? Does equal
B plus C? Well, because the tree's gone now man, like,
what else are you gonna do? Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Because he has no shade.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
He has no shade like it was a big tree
in the middle of his yard that provided shade for
the whole thing. So I'm worried. I don't know how
he's gonna keep his grass now that there's no shade.
It's gonna burn up. He's gonna have to come up
with some new plan. Dude.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
You know how I go to bed so early? How
well I do go to better?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
I know how? I just do. You said, do you
know how? And I said, how are you away?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Did I go to bed early? I'm aware, dude, And
I wake up in the morning. There's a new national champion,
there's a new president. I've up to so many different things.
There was trees all over the roadways on Sunday. Really
what kind of storm came through it? And it's the
same one that knock pits crap out.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, it was a big storm. My wife was freaking out.
She has PTSD from a tornado hitting the house, you know,
a few years back, exactly about five years ago to
be exact, and so she has a little PTSD. So
she was had her weather radio up and on, and
she was on the couch and she's like, I can't
go to sleep yet, can't go to sleep yet, And
I look over, she's a sleep on the couch. She
fell asleep about thirty minutes before the storm rolled in.

(22:36):
I'll take watch. As I watched the Kansas Jayhawks, terrible, terrible,
terrible basketball team. Hushingson. I mean, god, no, Dickerson, Dickinson,
whatever the hell his name is, Dickerson, dick it out. Whatever,
We're just terrible. Anyway, as I was watching him, that
storm rolled in and it was My wife slept right

(23:00):
through it. And I was like, all right, maybe you're
ready to go to bed. She goes, I got to
awake for the storm. I'm like, you slept right through it,
and she goes, Dude, I really, dude, I really you're safe.
Let's go. I was like, and she goes, oh, I'm
so glad. I'm so glad, she goes. I was just
getting nervous, but I couldn't keep my eyes open. I
guess was there a threat for a tornado? Yeah, it
was a tornado. I don't know if it was a
watch or threat or warning. I don't know. There's all

(23:22):
different levels, and I'm not sure which is the more severe.
Watch is less severe. Warning means that there's been touchdown.
There's debris in the air. Okay, I think we're under
a watch. And she kept saying, Oh, it's gonna be
here in twenty minutes, it's gonna be here in thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, so's my uber eats ord And.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Then she fell asleep and we didn't have to worry
about it. But we watched Kansas basketball get their ass
kicked by Utah, and I've decided we have just we've
got to reevaluate how we had discover talent, Like we
are just picking the wrong players. Like it's not that nil,
I mean nil has leveled out the playing field because
a lot more schools are paying I mean everybody was
paying players before. But we are just doing a bad

(23:59):
job of value waiting talent. Here's your problem. March madness
is what determines everything. It's fine to understand your team
a little bit. At this time of the year. You
realize your team just needs to get hot for six games.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
And two of those games, since you're a better team,
are probably gonna be easier.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
No, No, they're not gonna be easier. Ray, you're not making
the tournament. Ray, Oh my gosh, you're not making the tournament.
We're making the tournament. But we aren't gonna have easy games. Okay,
then you'll one of them. The first game will be easy. No, Ray,
do you understand who are you playing one? Duke? Ray?
Who are you playing one? Alabama? Do you understand we
are at like number twenty three roberd No, No, Oh,

(24:36):
I hope not. God boomies bres. We are at like
number twenty three in the nation. Dude, we are so bad.
I've never seen Kansas not be in the top twenty five.
When we lose a game this week, we are gonna
fall out of the top twenty five. Oh I don't
remember Anti's in the top twenty. That's what I'm saying. Ray.
So you saying, oh, you're gonna have easy games, there's
gonna be no easy games. So you'll have six games

(24:58):
you have to win more and zero are gonna be
easy for Kansas.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Have you guys had a six game winning streak this season?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Well, then that's a problem. No.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Did you watch any of that Alabama Auburn game? No,
Me and Justin watched the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
It was fantastic. That is college basketball. They put up
two hundred points. They shot the lights out of like
an NBA All Star Game and the crowd was going crunk.
Fans getting in fights with the players. Some old Alabama
lady got in a fight with Broomies. Really yea was
yelling at him.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
She looked like an old Homer Alabama person. Don't know
what she was yelling at him, but it looked like
she was standing at her ground stand, at her territory.
She thought he came a little bit into much into
her lap. Broomies is in her face. She's yelling her
ass off. Her husband's sitting down. I guess not doing
shit because he sees how big Broomy is. He's like,
I ain't messing with that. Dude, I have to screw
that lady. You're on your own.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
It was great college basket. He got me ready for Mark.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Can I say that I had that circled on the
calendar and just Saturday, I was just busy three pm, dude,
it was the person, understand. It was just busy, Like
my household is busy. I have three kids. I don't
know what I was doing at three pm. The kids
must have been what. I don't know. But the prop,
the perfect fluffer for that was Vandy Tennessee. That game
was great.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Heard it beating the rast and Tennessee just beat the
doors off in the second half.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Oh yeah, they came back in the second half. They
were up by like sixteen. Tennessee won. Yeah, dude, I
mean yeah. The college basketball is so fun to watch.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
And the end it's not. I guess last year is
when we really did know that you could. We we
came to a conclusion that Yukon was probably gonna win
it back to back, and they did. Three years ago
was Kansas, four years ago as Baylor. Twenty twenty, there
was no winner.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Guys, there was Cochdo that was Kansas. That was Dehon
Dotson and Devon Dotson and uh it was a bouquet.
Oh whoa that took away that change where we were
gonna go. We had, like, dude, we had like three
losses on the year. Dude, we were going to steam
roll the tournament. That's a brutal bea duka as Abukie.

(26:56):
That's who we had, dude and von Dotson. I mean,
we were so damned so good. It's heartbreaking. But we
don't talk about that. We're not gonna talk about it.
We're gonna move on. But the final four is already set. Man.
What the number one teams are saying? It's Auburn, Alabama,
It's Alabama, Florida. Now it's gonna be Texas Tech and

(27:21):
Clemson those that's your final four. What about Duke, No,
they're not getting out of there. They're gonna They're gonna
some way to screw it up.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
What about your guy, your expert, Tom Palm or.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
What is ken Palm? Yeah, I don't know what he has.
I haven't looked, but that is Maya. I gotta see
what my guy has. I mean, even Maya loves Florida
because they've been playing injured and they've been winning injured. Yeah,
did they win this weekend against South Carolina?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
They had to have.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
All I saw on the screen. The whole weekend was Florida, Alabama, Auburn,
and Duke to all the number one dude, dude, Evan
Maya loves the Gators. They got that big tall guy
that's like eight feet tall. Yeah, and then they got
they got they don't got brew me, but they got
some jack dudes. Maybe they're not the best dribblers, but
they got jacked guys on that team. Well, I'm glad Jack,
I mean that doesn't equate to that. Jack dudes don't

(28:06):
really equate to anything but Auburn. I don't know how
they lose. They are so good every time I watch it.
Don't know how to lose. Bama came storming, backing was
and then what happened? Then they got cold and then
what did Auburn do? Put their foot on their throats
and beat them by like twelve.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Right, So I think style of basketball wise, it's an
Auburn Alabama world.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
It's one of them too. It's fun to Alabama was
fun to watch too. I watched them last week. I
don't know who they were playing, maybe Texas, and they
just dribbled. I mean, they are so fast.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
They got that lefty It looks exactly like Jalen Brunson. Yes,
the way his shot is because it's a beautiful lefty shot.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Sears Spears, whatever the hell of the name is, that's
who Michigan State has.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
They're both named Sears.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
I don't know if that's his name.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh, Michigan State's guy's fears.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
See, there you go. That's what I mean. Oh, there
has to be a Big Ten school in there. Maybe
maybe take Clemson.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
There's not dude, I keep making fun of justin Ohio
State's not going to the championship. Michigan State's lost. They
randomly beat the Alni, but Michigan State's lost ten in
a row.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Did you see the Illini the funniest thing on the weekend?
I think somebody texted to me, what was it, dude?
Tarren Shannon Junior, who was there for I guess a
couple of years. He played a tech. Then he went
to Illinois and they were retiring his jersey. I saw it.
Oh my god, they were retiring his jersey. At halftime
of the game. The guy had to come out and
apologize for He comes out there and they're like three

(29:26):
two and Terren Shannon pulls the freaking chord and the
damn jerseys upside down on the rafters, Like, hell, the
hell does that happen? Well, I'll tell you how it happens.
Tell me how that happened.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
I worked facilities. It's a rope on a little Pulley
system and he must have thought that the jersey was
gonna flip around and it just never flipped.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
And it's so funny because Tarren Shannon is just standing
there and it sucks the.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
So the ad had to come out and apologize, But dude,
it's not It's obviously dude, it was a facilities guy. Like, dude,
it would have been me and Adam Alonzo who rigged
the pulley system to lift that thing up. It would
have been I was like six dollars an hour. I'm
telling you, the facilities guy, who doesn't give a rip
is the one who put that on there.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I mean, the guy probably had a little bit too
much to drink on a Friday night.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
He's probably a college student, he's an intern, and he
was out drinking. Because it's actually they have those programs
were able to work through the college. You get hired
right work study. That's the beauty of it. You don't
have to worry about getting employment. If you go to
that school, they'll guarantee you're gonna find work. And one
of the jobs is facilities. I guarantee you. The kids
nineteen years old, twenty one, he's twenty one years old,

(30:44):
had a little bit too much to drink on a
Friday he thought. The facilities head said, hey, this jersey's
gonna flip around, and then that's how it's gonna lock
into place, and so he thought he had to put
it upside down. It never flipped around, so it just
goes straight up upside down.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
And Terren Shannon, I mean, he wants to be all
excited and he just kind of looked at it and
he's like, that's so damn funny. It's so funny.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
But the way to handle it is to laugh at it.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yeah, like that's great, Like who cares? You know they're
gonna fix it, or you think, oh, they're they're messing
with me, they're screwing with me. Like maybe he's friends
with the guy that did you know what I mean,
you have no idea, but he just gotta love the
eight egos eight egos.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Hey, anything that happens in this department, I got to
take responsibility for it. It's on me, buddy, that's not
on you. That was a facilities worker. They just threw
that on the pulley.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, you know that guy you called in your office.
We saw him, you know, cleaning out his locker. It
was on him. We know he's not working here anymore.
We got it. You fired him. It's not a big deal.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
You got a couple of carabiners on it. Sticking on
that lifted up. I mean, dude, the damn guy that
did it probably also put out two hundred booster chairs.
He mopped part of the court, He made sure the
baskets were ten feet tall. He had a laundry list
of crap. The easiest thing was put Jersey on Pulley
system to lift halftime. And then for whatever reason, there

(32:02):
was a miscommunication where he at the very end there's
not a loop around and it was just a straight
Pulley system.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Speaking of the baskets and not being the same height.
I got an update about the new Jersey Nets, right
he's the basketball team. I'll tell you all about it
right after.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
This, dude, and the thing that's pissing me off, Can
we stop with rumors and crap?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
What do you mean? Who plays for the Nets? Is it? Uh?
Who played? Who's a Paul George Brown? Paul George plays
for the seventy six ers. That's why did you see
him licking the nipple of his wife? That's what I'm saying.
So some of the guys were able to take a break.
Not a bad picture. Man. I don't know why he's
posting that, but hey man, all right, I'm all here
for it.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
And then that was a real story. But then Boomer
told me Dak Prescott to the Titans.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
No, but he told me it was real, And I said, Boomer,
at least get me two sources. Never he sent no,
it wasn't It was from ESPN, And I go, Boomer,
I get it's a credible source. But unless you have
two sources, don't come to with Prescott. I'm gonna google
that because I'm not hurt though.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Sing I think they were doing something. What if he
did go to them? Okay, but that's why I told Boomer.
I said, hey, you're learning school now. You always need
to have your search history. So at least give me
three different sites that say Dak to the Titans. Otherwise,
don't send me a story.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Yeah, hunt Away, why do I have to find three sources?
You just gotta find them. Those are your big bliography
in school that you put at the last page is
Titans urged to make insane draft trade with Cowboys. This
is from si dot Com. The Tennessee Titans have a
very a bevy of directions to turn with their first
overall pick in the offseasons draft. Blah blah blah blah blah.

(33:38):
The latest trade proposal for the Titans top spot in
the draft comes from FanDuel Sportsbook, where Tennessee would make
a deal for the Dallas Cowboys add Dak Prescott in
return for pick one along with a fourth and third
rounder to sweeten the pot.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
You can ask me if I'd be excited, why would
you Damn right, I'd be excited.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
No, you wouldn't he Why would you trade? Did you
see him a Mississippi state? Uh? When when like ten
years ago he was cooking. Great, he was cooking, and
his salary this year takes up eighty million dollars on
the cap. There is no way. Who says no is
the The tweet from FanDuel Sportsbook Titans get Dak Prescott.

(34:15):
Cowboys received number one overall pick, fourth round pick, and
a third round pick in twenty twenty five, twenty twenty six.
Get the hell out of here. We would have Titans
would hang up on you immediately. Dak Prescott is not
worth that much. With Pollard, we just have the Cowboys
of the North. We have the Sitis, and you'd have

(34:35):
the Cowboys back together again. Holy shit, they didn't work
in Dallas. But if we moved Dag and Tony Poulard
up here to Nashville. That's the combo. We need get
the hell out of here. That is the dumbest trade.
So that's what Vandal does is they send out these
Oh who says no? Everybody says no. On the Titan side,

(34:56):
What were you gonna say before I interrupted you, I
was gonna say about you know, you said something about
ten feet the goals being ten feet? Right? Do you
remember that. I know what you were saying. I just
said the facilities guy was working on that, and then
he also missed he was making sure the baskets were
ten feet. Missy miss levied the Jersey Well, the New

(35:17):
Jersey Nets had a game Saturday morning, and we show
up to the gym and we were playing the Philadelphia
seventy six ers a team, and I am ready to go.
We have two games remaining on the schedule. We've only
won one game. I was going to say it was
the All Star break. Yeah, but we did not pause
for All Star festivities. We did not get the skills competition,
we did not do any of that. They decided to

(35:38):
forego that this season. You played the Kevin Hart of
the Kids leader. Hey, you guys want some stand up.
What do you call two.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Milkers at a game?

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Your mom's tents and we'd get there and then is exciting.
The crowd is going crazy. The game before us has
taken longer than expected. So we're just sitting there on
the side lines, waiting and waiting, and we get going.
Here we go, and here's the problem. We're warming up,
warming up, and the rev just blows the whistle and

(36:09):
the team's already coming down the court with the ball.
He didn't even say, hey, we're starting or anything. He
just the other team's already coming towards us. I'm like,
ohh mark, oh, guys can find somebody. Rev doesn't say
a damn warning. Shotgun start, shotguns start like hey have
you ready? You're ready? Hey, if you ain't ready, you
better get ready. I'll miss some communication. Sorry. And so
one minute into the first quarter, we foul them and

(36:30):
they're six minute quarters and they go to the free
throw line. Well, unbeknownst to me, we don't stop the
clock during free throws. It took three and a half
minutes for them to shoot two free throws.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Well, there's your first quarter.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
There was your first quarter, dude. We stood on the
free throw line while the guy shot two free throws.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
You never realized that the last games.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
No, I think the game before us that I was watching,
I could have sworn they were stopping the clock during
free throws because the fourth quarter took forever.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
You're having problems with basic things in the game starts
and if the clock runs during free throws.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yeah, so they're up one nothing, No, he missed both.
He missed both his zero zero. At the end of
the first quarter, we're tied two to two. Who scored
the two? Kelly on our team. He had never scored
a basket before he got it, And I told him, listen,
this is what I told Kelly, because he's always aggressed,
like he's aggressive when I watch him warming up. Hell yeah,
Bob night. And then in the game he's kind of timid.

(37:23):
And I saw him the other day at practice, like
you know, before we started practice, he was playing against
his sister, sister's older and he wasn't He was getting
in there, getting the rebound, not backing down, throwing up shots.
And I went up, do sat Kelly, Listen, man, you
see how you're playing with your sister right now. You
think you could be that aggressive when you play with us.
Oh yeah, Bill self. I was like, dude, act like

(37:46):
the other team is your sister and she's trying to
take your ball. What are you, tom Izzo? And he
was like, okay, okay, And he came out firing on
Saturday and he got that ball. That's coaching right there,
sorry Colby. He dribbled down the court, he threw it
up there and it goes in, and I mean he

(38:07):
had the biggest oh my gosh. Look his parents were
sitting right under the basket where he made the hoop.
They still together, They're still together. He came running down
and I picked them up and I was like, what
did I tell you.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
During the game.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
During the game, dude, dude, this is the house party. Yeah.
And I'm like, oh wait, you gotta go Mark, Go Mark,
go Mark your guy because they were already coming down
the court. We were too busy celebrating. And at the
half it was two to two. That was it. That
was all the scoring for the first half. But they
celebrate the small things, what they say. But here's the
problem with this ref Dude. He would blow the whistle
and they would just stand there on the sideline with

(38:44):
the ball. He would not tell you which direction, whose
ball it was? He would not say a word. So
he whose ball is it? Is it a kid doing
it or an older person? Older person hates their life.
You gotta be more interactive, friendly, smiling, Talk to the kid,
talk to us, let us know what's going on. Point
of direction. He would just sit there and hold the ball,

(39:04):
and who's ball? Who's We go over there and he
just go hand it toever what did he think he
was refing Alabama Auburn on Saturday? I was like, this
is crazy, man, Like, what are we doing here? And
so it was a weird game on that front. And
I will say that it got good. It got really
action packed. In the second half. They scored a basket

(39:27):
to go up four to two. Then they score another
basket to go up six to two, and then it's
time to turn it on. Baby Box gets the rebound.
He goes down the right side, shoot, holds up at
the free throw line. Nothing button that. Wow, do you
teach him that? Pop six four? Here we go, okay,
Pete Maravich, here we go. Dribble, dribble, dribb He gets someone,

(39:49):
he gets it, someone dribbles it down, shoots. Baby Box
gets the rebound, takes it back up six six.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
What the zion?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Six and six? He's cleaning the glass, Baby is rebound?
What is the uh? Walt Ben Wallace? Then and dude,
I'm gonna tell you what. We actually pulled off a
couple of passes this game, like we were actually passing
the ball. I'll look out NBA skills challenge is I
mean we were starting to put it together. This was
our best game by far throwing it around, passing it

(40:21):
and Jennifer shoots it, she misses, rebound off her hand,
Baby Box gets it, puts it up. Whoa eighteen to
six at another one. We take the lead with about
three minutes to go in the game.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
What is he gig o groungus?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
And I gotta call it time out. I gotta to
call it time out, time out because I got a sub.
It's halfway through the quarters. I gotta take people out
and put him back in. What are you guys in nets? Right? Yeah,
we're the net Trust the process, Trust the process, guys,
trust the process. And we take three people out and
we put three people in and they go on a
six to zero run and win twelve eight.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
That that's a game, though, a great game.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
I mean, it was such an entertaining game, and we're
doing high fives in the line, and some of these
kids I'd never seen before, don't even think they played.
I think half their roster just at the bench the
whole time. And I was like, if I if I
was a parent, I would be furious, because you play
all your guys, play all my guys. Everybody plays, everybody
dribbles the ball at the court, I mean, baby box.
The last three minutes a game, he sat on the bench. Sorry,

(41:24):
you made three baskets in a row. I know you
were heating up. He was pretty much as NBA Jam said,
he's on fire. But hey, it's your turn to sub
it's your turn to sub man. You gotta go sit down.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
You guys got a deep bench, and we do. Kansas
have a deep bench.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
We should, but no one can make a shot. AJ
Store used to shoot forty percent from three at Wisconsin.
He comes to Kansas, he's shooting twenty two percent from three.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Statistically, that's not good.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
No, that's that's why I don never get in the game.
And he can't play a lick of defense. And anyway,
so we're we're we good game. Good game, good game,
good game, good game. And I tell everybody, Hey, that's
how because at the being of the game, I told him, listen,
you guys like that all time's day. Yeah. You guys
like your chocolate. Yeah, act like your brother or sister
is trying to steal your chocolate. That basketball is your chocolate.
I want you to get it. And I told him

(42:10):
after the game, I was like, wait to defend your chocolate.
Way to get your chocolate back to Sarah Sani And
then I was like, all right, everybody on three nets
on three one two, three nets and everybody disperses their
parents and baby Box and I are walking to the
car and he's like, Dad, I'm proud of you kid.
He got no. I'm prady. Once we leave the gym,

(42:31):
we don't talk about basketball. We talk about life because
I'm a parent, you know what I mean. You don't
want to just talk basketball all the time. He's like, Dad,
don leave your shoes on the court, not literally go
get them. He's like, Dad, just so you know, I
didn't tell him good game. I was shaking hands and
I'm like, got a little Kobe in him. I was like,
excuse me. He goes no, Dad. I told him great game. Wow,

(42:53):
great is better than good? And he goes Dad, that
was a great game. They were like the same as us.
He goes Dad, that was such even game, Dad. They
were equally shitty.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
It sounds like it was competitive, though, that's what you want.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
It was very competitive.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Sparked the fire inside.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
It was great. Man. Did you do the coffee can?
Like I told you? Were lighted on fire? I didn't
do it that, okay?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Did you do the dog barking in the middle of
the lane to distract For the week.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Last game, I'm pulling out to all the tricks because
I don't want to. I didn't want to give scouting
ahead of time. And I'm gonna tell them, hey, you
need to go over in the corner because the game
before us, the coach caught us time out of four
seconds left to draw up a play. I'm like, I'm
not that doesn't happen. I'm my guys, what are we doing? Like?
It doesn't matter? Hey Bill self, good call on the timeout.
Hey coach man, coach k I know you, I know

(43:44):
you know what. You have a time out. You can't
take it home with you. But this is freaking four
to six years basketball. You can take that ship with you, man, Like,
we just want to play our game. There's you're down
twenty to nothing. There's no need to call a timeout. Hey,
Andy Reid, any more timeouts? Oh? Man? I mean but yeah,
it was. It was a fantastic game, dude. It was
very exciting, very back and forth, and I mean we

(44:06):
it was fun. It was a charge for parents to
come watch. That's free man, free admission. And we had skycam.
Didn't even know it. Later one of the parents texted
the group thread and had videos and pictures from above,
like there's a cause, it's like a it's like a YMCA.
So they have a track you can run around inside.
So they were upstairs taking pictures from the skyview s.

(44:29):
So we are now one and five. One game to go, man,
one game to go.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
One and five. The equivalent, let's see, if we were
going to compare it to NBA season is seventy two
and ten eighty two games. So one and five, let's
say you win the next one, you're two and five.
Seven goes into that ten ten times that.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
So you're gonna have let's say you have twenty wins,
you'll be your twenty and you're a twenty and fifty team.
You're like comparable to the Detroit Pistons, the worst team
in NBIA history. Yeah, man, so that's it. That was
our that was our basketball weekend.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
But you gotta win the next one or you are
the worst team in NBA history.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
But we'll be better than the Lions. Will actually win
a game, and we'll be right back. Man. I remember
that one, right, did on the schedule every day L
L L for sixteen or Oh, that's when I decided
to stop putting papers on my wall with this record
of teams. What'd you do all weekend? Man? How was Justin?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Justin was great? We got him and Ali to come over,
played beer Olympics, played beer pong.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
I still have never lost at beer pong at my house.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Hundreds of games, maybe not probably like dozens, probably like five.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
It is kind of crazy. And I was even, I
was beat and we went to overtime and then crushed it.
I have never pairs duels, solos. I've never lost a
beer pong and I'm not even I want to lose.
Just hit the pressure of being undefeated is it weighs on? Dude?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
We've lived there for a year. And I am undefeated
for an entire year. I mean I beat Beazer every time,
like twelve to nothing.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
But when we bring people over, yeah, but yeah, we
had beer. Olympics ordered food. The night before we did
the whole heart pizza. I had the bottle of champagne.
Now we did the heart pizza because the kids saw
it on a cupeon. Dude, that heart pizza brutal. That's terrible.
So the obviously pizza.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I don't know where we got it from, but obviously
they just know they can put any ship together and
you'll buy it. Like, I don't even think they have
the cutter for the heart. No, I think they just
remove a square at the top and give you less
pizza because it's a heart.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
A square actually makes up more space. Dude, we ate
it in like two bites, like four pizzas. I'm like, oh,
the five starving. Yeah. We So then you finish off
the bottle of champs and you're drunk. You're like, well,
I had nothing to sop it up with. Yeah, we
ordered it. We ordered it, and it just I mean,
we didn't order it from the same place you did.
We ordered from a different place. And let's just say

(46:46):
they go really fast. Some would say even the jet. Yeah,
and it was not good.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
They get away.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
It's the one day of the year they can be
super lazy and you can't complain, right because you're just hey,
you save me on that one. I didn't have an extra.
I feel like they make a lot of just heart
pizzas in advance and just stick them like in the
little like they make them all day because they know
that's what a lot of people are gonna order. I
don't think they can make it fresh every time, is
what I'm saying. I get you on that one, but

(47:16):
I will tell you the heart, I really do think
it's just a square at the top they remove. Maybe,
but I mean, America, that's how dumb we are. Hey,
we'll get flowers that are three times the price. We'll
do all that. I we'll pay extra for a heart
pizza when it's half the size of a regular pizza,
but I'll pay double for it, no problem, Like, let's
do it. But yeah, that was great, man.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Bazer got me this. You put it in your yard.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
But it also is marketed as indoor, so it's indoor
golf holes, but it's mark it says indoor outdoor. What's
it called dick ball? All right, let me check that out.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
And so you because it, dude, it was twenty degrees out,
I can't play outside. So I said, hey, it says
on here you're supposed to play in. How are you
supposed to play it inside with your own golf clubs?
You're gonna be scraping up your floor.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
You're playing with your own golf club. Yeah, So then
I had to bring in like a mat that I
could hit off of. But like the whiffle balls are
hitting the walls. I'm like, I don't really know. I
think that maybe some false advertising. It's probably just something
you can play in your yard. It'll be a blast
when it's ever seventy out. We got two more weeks
of twenty degree weather. But yet, guys, maybe change the
packaging on that one. Is it called do you hit

(48:21):
it into a net?

Speaker 2 (48:22):
No, it's an oversized hole because there's only one shot.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Everything's a drive because if you don't hit it into
the three by three hole, you don't get any points.
There's not chips. It's all just like a drive big holes.
I'm not very good at Google, but I'm trying. I
think it's from play Sports or something place sports. But
I'll give you an update mid June when I play
it for the first time. Well, it's funny because we
haven't played golf in the backyard in a while, and

(48:46):
all of a sudden, when it was twenty degrees this weekend,
the three year old baby box three, He's like, can
I play golf? Can we go outside and play golf.
I'm like, dude, it is freezy ass cold, but okay,
And we'd go out there and he whack and put
some holes in the ground. Dad, I want to go
inside more up, Dad, I want to go inside more month.
We'd go inside, warm up for five minutes, go back out,

(49:06):
take four swings Dad that I'm called them call, I'm
gonna go warm up, go warm up. So we go
back inside for five minutes, warm up, go back outside.
Did that for about an hour. I mean he was like,
nose was freaking frozen, his face was frozen, but he
kept doing it. Dude, that's golf. We keep going back
like zombies to the course. Yeah. And there's a bunch
of divots in my backyard. He forgot to replace his divot.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Dude, it was pouring on Saturday. Yeah, and so then
father in law says, hey, you need to check under
your house.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Dude, I went under there.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
You want to know a more terrifying experience in any
time you go into your house that is a haunted house.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Bro, there were spider webs. There were spiders.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Oh shit, I mean there could have been a dead
body for all I know. I mean, I got flashlights on,
just trying to see if there's water. You didn't weather
proof it. Well, we're in luck. There was no water,
so I do just survey it. I'd go to all
four corners and make sure there was no water. But dude,
I ran immediately into the shower in case I had
a spider on me. You get a brown recluse. Dude,
you're dead. Guys, nobody tells you. This is what they

(50:06):
don't tell you the Hey, this is not what you're
such a bit guys, this is not what they're not
gonna tell you this in school. Here's the deal. They're
gonna say, Hey, you're gonna have a fairytale wedding and
you're gonna have a fairy tale house. They're not gonna
tell you have to crawl underneath your thirty thousand square
foot house. On your hands and knees like you're in
noam and fighting webs. And dude, if there was a

(50:28):
snake down there, I was dead. There wasn't. But and
then my father in law tells me, we gotta do
that every four months. I'm like, dude, it's gonna take
me four months to muster up the courage to do
that again. And then the ferns cold snap. It keeps
going from seventy to zero degrees. I had three ferns,
killed them all.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
I was like, f it.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
I went through them in the freakin' eavestrof the uh
drainage ditch, the colvert. Yeah, I'm like, screw it, they'll
blow out to see. I don't give a shit those
things are done though. Dude, Dude, I don't know where
this stuff ends up. But I swear you know, if
you have plants, it doesn't matter. You can just throw
them by it.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
But dude, with all that rain, there were rivers going
by the sides of roads. It's just washing rocks because
I put it.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
I built it up.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I want the plants even though they're dead. I still
put all my bad plants in the by the road.
It's like the drainage. But dude, the.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Water was going so hard. I'm like, oh shit, I
kind of feel bad.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Now, dude. These plants are blowing down the river. I'm like,
those are going to end up in somebody else's front yard. Dude.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
There was stuff getting carried from all over the place.
Oh yeah, it's the first time on along the road
there's that little drainage ditch. Dude, I had a whole
river and a creek behind my house.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
I was like, well, this is nice. No, but I
could have and I was like, great, I just lost.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Now I'm now at two point eighth acres because the
whole front side boom collapsed.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
It was like a sinkhole.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
We lost two feet.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
I mean, it's not that serious people are going through
in California.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Dude, we lost two feet of property in the front
of our house. Oh damn, well, I mean what, but like,
what am I like the sticks where the property line is,
it's gone gone.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
So I'm like, so I don't own that land anymore. No, man,
I just lost two point two. I'm down to two
point one. That sucks. So but yeah, if rain finally stopped,
he was kind of getting serious. It was raining a
lot dude, there was mulch going down the street. I
mean there was ever. I mean, you know neighbors up
on top of the hill, you know what I mean.
There mulch is just coming right in front of our
house going down. Luckily, we're kind of midhill. I wouldn't

(52:25):
say we're top of the hill, but we're midhill. Yeah,
so we shouldn't be that. We weren't that worried. But
you just see stuff. There's like tree branches and sticks
and just flowing.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
And I said, I go, baser, there's so much rain.
Eventually there is gonna be some floods and stuff. Sure enough,
dumb asses getting trapped in the waters. I don't think
any of them died though, But good.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Dude, that water will carry you. Uh dude, no teeth.
Keith Kid one time he was headed to his grandmother's
off an old man shack of road in Austin, Texas,
and he came to the road and there was the
water was going over it, and he parked his car
on the downhill and he wanted to get out and
just look at it. Well, the car started sliding down

(53:07):
the hill, Kid, and he was trying to hold it
and hold it and hold it, don't go car, and
the water took the car down the creek. Kid it yeah, kid,
So I had to walk two miles around the creek
and then another mile to Grandma's house. I showed up

(53:30):
soaking wet, and she said, what happened to you? Kid?
And I told her that water it's pretty strong. It
took my car and two days later they found it
down the creek, all smashed up, but I lived. It
was pretty It was pretty crazy how strong that water was. Kid,
But it took my car. I didn't realize it would

(53:52):
do it like that. Glad I wasn't in it, But
I'm safe, kid. That was the end of that car.
The blue it's gone. Yeah, man? Who sorry dude? Hey?
And then brother with his tree. Yeah, but that the
blue bomber. That was years ago, man, it wasn't. It
wasn't recently. I was like, brother, let me know, I'll
bring the husk of arn over and I'll get rid

(54:13):
of that tree for you. I've got a drainage ditch.
I can store it right in it. But I think
when I said that, I think he shed it a tier.
Oh not a laughing matter, all right, Well, Happy Monday, guys,
make sure you're out there honoring your presidents. Whichever I want.
It may be if it was Arnold Garfield taft, who else?

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Guys, this is the best podcast in the Clinton administration.
You're really gonna like it, Herbert Hoover.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Yeah, alright, man, Happy Monday. Kids are out of school.
I gotta get home. Yeah, gotta get home, and I'll
tell you all about the birthday party on Wednesday. Man,
this a great birthday party. Oh. I'll be on the
edge of my seat. Why have the whole thing when
I'm on the edge. Is there any sports tonight, dude?
With hockey and basketball and break there's nothing for a month.

(54:56):
I mean, I guess there's college basketball. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
I'll watch something, but then we ramp up up MLB
and March baby, Oh.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Yeah they were the end of March. End of March. Yeah.
Cousin Andrew is gonna be heading an opening day in Cincinnati.
They say no,