June 10, 2024 • 48 mins
Ray went hard all weekend celebrating CMA fest so he recaps the good the bad and the ugly from the weekend! Lunchbox got dominated by another man in his own front yard and Lunchbox didn't even realize what was happening. The Celtics told the Mavericks thanks for coming to Boston but you don't belong on our level and Ray is set to make a lot of money.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, Arnold's off today.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, cma fest got him. I'm I'm shocked how good
you are doing today? Why you read an airbnb? You
were going ham It.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Was an airbnb, But it's like the placemaker. It's almost
as if it's not it's almost a condo. I guess
that's still constitute as an airbnb.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, it's somewhere where you stay this night yours.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Dude, they do it up like it's a hotel. Man,
I guess they do that at airbnbs. You're right, it is.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I just saw that you were airbnbn for the weekend,
so I figured you went pretty hard.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
That wasn't my call. We just had so many people
coming into town there was no choice.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Who I mean, did you hang out with your sister
at all?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Mike was with her the whole weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
You were with the bachelorette party.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
They come and met up with us because we had it.
We were right on Broadway, got it. So hung out
with my sister. Friends from twenty five years ago, justin
Bill Billy Billy's friend Alex Wait, Billy Billy flew in.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Okay, did Billy bring the wife?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
They're getting a divorce.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh oh oh oh man, Oh that took a.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Turn that and I was wearing a wristband that I
got in Mexico. Oh man, Hey at their wedding and
Billy goes, dude, that's awesome, man, where'd you get that?
I was like, oh, I got it in Mexico. At
you're wet, and then Justin comes, Justin comes, and he goes, uh, Billy, man,
it's been awesome. Last time I saw you as your
(01:28):
that's her a bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh man? So how long they were they married?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Two years?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh man, I guess.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Sorry to started on that.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
We should have read the script. You want a little
off script there.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh man, So was this like the first weekend? He's yeah,
oh man, so it just happened.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, so he flew in.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I was it a good weekend?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Like, dude? Did see?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Was there any emotional?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Like sometimes when you start, when you start drinking though,
the motions come out.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
They do. But dude, when you it was so much fun,
you know that you really we couldn't go down the
emotional roller coaster ride. Nobody wanted to go down that route.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, no one wants to go there. It just happens sometimes.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh you're saying just because of the alcohol induced.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, alcohol induce all of a sudden your feelings like oh,
things like that. It's I've been there. That's right, man.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Arnold is off today.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Man, so did Billy state there, b and b.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He they were at the same place, but two floors down.
Who's they Billy and Alex? Oh well they had their
own rooms. But then we were all in the same condo.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Alex, dude, Oh see, I was like, whoa already.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No, so dude, they kind of flew in last second.
We were like, let's drop a hotel. We got no choice.
We can't be going ubers back and forth dropping out.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You needed to be there for Billy. You made the
right decision. You put him under your wing. You showed
him a good time. I can't wait to hear all
about it. Hopefully you have some stories because I need them. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, wow, since there were no stories out of Boston.
There wasn't an NBA Finals last night or anything.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I mean there was, but I told you when when
was game one Thursday night? So Friday, I told you
it's over. The series is over. We'll talk about it.
Let's just start it.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, Vegas thinks it's over too. It's minus one thousand
right now to bet it. You put down one thousand
dollars on Boston to win the World Championship of the
World and you get one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
That means not very good. Serious, it's not even it's sad.
It was the eight day layoffs, seven day layoff whatever.
You're so excited and then you realize that Dallas has
no shot and they just have no shot. I mean,
but start the pod man. If I can't do my intro,
then I feel lost.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Probably have Billy's filling right now.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh the one two sore losers?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Genius, y'all. It's Sis, and I'm from the North. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville,
but this weekend I lived downtown Nashville, which is where
I used to live for about six years. A lot
of reminiscing. You look over to your left and there
was our apartment complex that got demolished, and now it's
a four seasons high rise looks a lot nicer. You
look out the front door. There's my sister from my family.
(04:24):
Oh there's my best friends from Wyoming from twenty five
years ago. They still remembered my birthday. Crazy how people
used to be made back in the day. Now these
millennials don't even know what their middle name is, much
less somebody else's birthday. All over to you, man, I
don't want to take a trip down negative lane.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, so I mean, do you want to talk about
your experience this weekend or do you want to talk
about NBA because.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yode, we can talk about whatever. But yeah, I mean
it was almost last second, so that's why I didn't
really get to talk about it on the podcast. But
Baser said, Hey, I want to do coma fest. My
sister needed a little bit of help with getting into
places and it would only work if I was down there,
trust me. I tried to do the thing our local guy,
but kiddie calling him and yelling through a phone, and
the tough thing was getting eight people on a guest list.
(05:07):
You just don't do it. I can't get the whole
bachelorette party in. I could get myself in one name
one bar my sister went to and used my name
and the one guy letter, and then the other security
person said no, no, no, you got to be this guy's
name to get into this private event. So we tried that.
It's very difficult, though, if you have a bachelorette party.
Bless you booking dinner reservations and brunches and trying to
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get into events. It's impossible.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Bless you for doing it on CMA weekend. Probably may
have wanted to do some research on that and maybe
check into big events going on in Nashville, like, hey,
busiest weekend Nashville, Let's go ahead and book my bachelorette party.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
The way it was explained to me was they're gonna
do the bachelorette party. I think they kind of realized
after the fact do a cmafest. But then they're also
country music fans, so they figured it would work. But
I said, yeah, for the cabs, ubers no longer cabs,
they have rest in peace, but it's gonna be impossible
booking this stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I do have bad news for our business plan of
petty cabs. Spotted them this weekend. I saw one as well,
and I was like, well, there goes that.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
But he wasn't as popular as they are in Austin.
It makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Now. I was leaving the stadium and I saw them
all waiting for people, and I was like, wow, So
they don't go down to Broadway. They just come to
the stadium, and that's where the petty cabs are.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Maybe I saw mine in Midtown, so yeah, I didn't
even see one on Broadway. They may not be allowed
on it, that might be it.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
But yeah, they were over there on the north side
of the stadium, and I was like, that makes sense.
Petty cabs are in Nashville. Scratch that from the agenda
of starting a business.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
CMA Fest was a blast, but numbers were down. Abby
went Thursday night Arnold's wife girlfriend, and she said there
were a lot of empty seats. So maybe it was
a week lineup. Maybe there was some other event going
on at this time, the Paris Olympics qualifiers. I have
no idea, but and I was walking around Broadway. Usually
your elbow to elbow, now you were almost you could
(06:51):
actually stretch your arms out and you're not gonna hit
a woman's boosom, you know, so you had room to maneuver.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, I was at Nissan on Thursday night and I
don't know. I don't remember there being a lot of
empty seats, but it seemed like it's pretty crowded. Seemed
like a good lineup to me. I don't know what
they consider a good lineup and a bad lineup.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
There was t rahtt that you you missed out. So
this year there's no Walling obviously did his own shows.
There's no Jason Aldan, there's.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No Jelly Roll was there like Saturday.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
There's no Carrie, there's no Miranda.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, Ashley McBride was there on Thursday.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You're missing a lot of the big players. Luke Combs,
Yeah he wasn't there. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I don't know, but yeah, did you But did your
sister go to any free shows? Like?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Did they? They got into Shaboozie. They were front row
to Shaboozie okay, and it was the theme of the
Bachelorette trip, their Barish tipsy song whatever it is, we
can't play it, but yeah, they wanted to go into
that got him into that Melissa local girl, bless her,
bless McKitty. We got him in. So they went to
a show. Great, they tried to go to Dustin Lynch's
Margaritaville pool party.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
How'd that go?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Shut down?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
They went?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
They went one minute before it started. I was like,
y'all didn't realize it's a built in thing to drive
an hour early.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Hey, guys, you want to get into these things, you
got to get there early. And I know, with eight
girls in town for a bachelor party, it's hard to
get anywhere early. It's difficult. I have three kids. We
can't get anywhere early. It's impossible.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
They still Baser gone On booked them in an open
table at Hampton Social, one of the prime spots for
a brunch. Baser got them in. Oh you know where
I went to brunch guessing broken egg? No, not broken egg,
another broken egg. Ray if you guys come to Nashville.
It's an inside joke. There's about twenty different egg places.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, it's a biscuit. It's like, yeah, got fancy pastries.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Love biscuit. No damn waffle house.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No cheddar bay bit.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
No, I ain't a pancake pantry.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
No twelve South. You probably don't know it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Gravy biscuit, No damn biscuit love. No, that's is that's
not biscuit love man one of them. It's like, uh,
buttermilk biscuit. Okay, that's where I.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Went for a brunch yesterday.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I've heard good things.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I's good, good food.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
So when you do a brunch with the family or adults.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Well, adults and my three kids, because my cousin was
in town from Illinois and her and her husband, I
guess her husband's brother lives here. Had no idea. I
guess he's lived here for two years and they were
doing his side of the family reunion in Nashville, and
so she went to the stadium on Thursday night, hooked
through up with some tickets, and then she hit me
(09:21):
up on Saturday. I was like, hey, can you do
brunch tomorrow? And I was like yeah. She's like, well,
where do you suggest. I was like, I'm out of
the brunch game. You can do your research and let
me know.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's what I told you stateside, right, But we.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Were taking the kids. I didn't think the kids wanted
to go djcmafes downtown. So she picked the whatever I
just told you, buttermilk Biscuit place and we went. It
was a little bit of a weight, but food was phenomenal.
My two year old proceeded to seeing the national anthem
over and over and over again out loud. Sitting at
(09:53):
the table, let me take a knee. He kept saying, Oh, say,
can you s.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
By the dawns ly like.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You can't stop him, No you can't. You can't tell
him to stop because it's the national anthem, and he does.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
There's a sixty year old war vet. He gets up
and starts saluting.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Dude, there was a bachelorette party, I sure to god,
next table and they start turning around looking at it,
and they're like pointing at him like he's singing the
national anthem, and they're kind of giggling or whatever, and
they go back to their conversation. And then about fifteen
seconds later, he starts up again, and he doesn't say
it as clearly as I do, so it's like, eh,
why why we and the next cable they're laughing, you know,
(10:40):
I mean he did it probably ten times. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
If I'm a waiter waitress, I'm annoyed family members. It's
funny bachelorette party. They're already two mimosas deep locals and
also wait staff pissed off. Yeah, uh, bless is American
to go Olympic team, but guys, please, we're trying to
run a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
My cousin texted me yesterday afternoon, maybe evening, and she
was like, I just got to say breakfast. It was
so nice to meet your kids. And she goes, the
national anthem probably made my entire weekend. He goes, She goes,
I've never seen a two year old scream the national
anthem out loud in a restaurant, over and over and
over and over again. She goes, my hangover didn't appreciate it,
but my heart appreciated it.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So they were sucking them back at the shows.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh, they were sucking them back all over. They went
to the listening room Saturday night. So the cousin's husband,
he had two big old bloody Mary's last yesterday at breakfast.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
That's about forty apiece.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
And then she had some like a pineapple spicy margarita
mimosa something at breakfast. So they were sucking them down,
and their playing for yesterday was just to chill. They
were gonna go back to her his brother's house, have
a barbecue in the backyard, and then they were driving
back to Illinois today and.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
The dude, our brunch. Billy goes, hey, these they brought
out what were they nineteen forty two? What are those
tequila shots? Yeah, Billy, they brought them all out. Billy said, hey,
I'll give you one hundred dollars. I'm gonna need these
all chilled. So the chake takes them back in there
chills them all. She comes back out. Let's say she's
our age. Okay, it's one in the afternoon. H And
Billy goes, hey, I'll give you another hundred if you
do one with us. And she's like, are you serious,
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And Billy goes, yeah, here's the one hundred dollars. Billy,
you got to do one with us, though, And so
she did the shot with us, and I go, Billy,
you're the only dude I know they can get a
chick to do a shot on her weight staff day
at one o'clock in the afternoon on a Saturday.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I'm worried about Billy.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
She's gonna full. I'm worried about him too. That wasn't
even the biggest Worrysome thing.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh his room flooded, Oh no, how did.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
It flood he was It was like some back pipe
spout or something. Like that, and he had six inches
of water in his room. So it was like, we're
up at our room partying and everybody goes So it
started like trickling. Not the water, no pun intended, guys. Now,
the words started trickling that Billy's room was flooded, and
people go, ah, that's funny, that's funny. So then one
person would go down and they'd come up and they go,
(12:52):
oh my gosh, yeah it's flooded. Baser would go down there.
It is flooded, guys, you're not understanding this. It is flooded.
Ali cleeen. She goes down, she goes, guys' I haven't
been drinking. I can judge if it's flood or not.
She comes up, she's like, holy shit, it's flooded, dude.
You couldn't even walk in it. Six inches of water.
His whole toilet thing was busted open, called the front desk,
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got the valve shut off, and they gave him a
new room. Something about oh dude, it must have been
something in Nashville because we went to barstool, same thing.
The bathroom was flooded. They said, so many dudes were
pissing on Broadway. The sewage was flooded. You had to
go the bathroom at barstool. Your shoes were gonna be wet.
It was about three inches deep at barstool.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh no, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
And so all they did is it was cmafester. You're
not gonna shut down a whole bathroom, No you're not.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
You justa let him go.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
They just put up signs. So dudes are wading through water,
and all the women's side was good. They could go
in theirs. And then guys were just fine getting their
feet wet as long as they could drain their lizard.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Well, what they should have done is put canoes outside
and then when you come out, you give someone the canoe.
They go in the canoe out of the bathroom. And
then that's how you know you had to wait for
your canoe before you can go in.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Do you know the guy that sells mints and candy
and oh man, he was he was wearing galoshes.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I thought you say he was standing on the counter.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Save me, guys, save me. It was a flooded weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Is that suck.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Got to give Billy props though he acted fast because
he had to rip the top off of it try
and shut it off. They said, sir, thank you so
much for your fast action, or it would have been
a whole floor and below all drained and stuff. We
got the news out within whatever thirty minutes, and forty
five minutes had it all cleared up, and they got
it all squeegee. Oh man, But I mean his fast
acting drunk is props to Billy. I've never seen a
(14:41):
man go in there. He would have thought he was
part of the fire department. Was he was sopping wet dude?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Oh no, oh no, his luggage was probably wet.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It was good.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
His clothes were probably wet. I mean his wife, I mean,
I mean, oh not why his life.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Is so I mean, it's just all he's good though,
he's good though, he texted. He goes guys, blast of
a weekend. They're still sorting out the toilet thing.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
He goes. But yeah, no, it's got to be free.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Your kids singing in the national anthem, Billy's toilet blowing
up while he's in there. You can't script this stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
No, it was very entertaining. And then we went walking
down the street and there's a white buffalo in front
of a coffee shop, and my kids decided to pick
up rocks that are throwing rocks at the buffalo. My guys,
we can't do that. There's people around.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
You can't It's a statue.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah. I was like, no, no, no, No.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Kids aren't gonna be able to go back to twelve
souths anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
No. They have their pictures up. And then they started
there was they're building like new apartments. They started climbing
the scaffolding and I'm like, no, guys, and they're like, look,
we're a kuala and they're trying to hang upside down.
I'm like, guys, no, you guys are not the ones
doing the bloody Mary's and mimosas. We were like. It
was rough. It was an out of control like moment.
(15:53):
But they had a blast.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
So did you guys venture to see Hima Fester? You
stayed on the skirts?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
No, we stayed on the skirts. Man. We We did
have CMA Fest Thursday night. That's the only thing I did.
I didn't do anything else with the kids. There's free
shows and everything.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
But they were saying the Nissan, you can get in
it one day, fifty bucks get in ticket. Really usually
it's hundreds.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Usually it's very expensive.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I was trying to convince the group the entire night
Friday night, because we had Luke Brian, we had John Party,
we had Kelsey Ballerini, we had Cody Johnson. Couldn't get
one person to go.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, that lineup doesn't do it for me.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Well. And also people just didn't want to walk all
the way.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
That's a long way.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
If you're happy in a bar, They're like, yeah, I'm
not gonna try and get all sweaty trying to go
listen to Cody Johnson rodeo.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You know, it was pretty human. The sweat factor was
a big deal. So now with Billy Man, I hate
to go back to Billy.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, it's tough. I can't say too much about it,
even though I already have. With all that being said,
I can't say too much about it.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, so where did you go to the What did
you do the rest of the day? Did you day
drink and then stay out at night or do you
day drink, go to bed? I mean, what was the
We can tell on the way back. What would be
right back? Right after this?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, Ray start talking?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
No, no, no, let's move on. I feel like we've
heard enough sad. Let's talk about the Dallas Mavericks and
their season ending like it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
They're season flooded.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Dude, I get flooded like it's it was cool and
everybody's like, oh my god, Luca's doing it by himself,
whereas Kyrie, Kyrie needs to step up. Guys, let me
tell you something. The Boston Celtics play great defense.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
They're deep.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Drew Holiday and Derek White matching up with Kyrie, he
can't do what he wants to do. Jalen Brown, they're
playing lights out, And can you explain to me why
Jason Tatum is still the favorite to be the MVP
of the Finals.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
So I'm talking about why he has the best plus minus.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Jayalen Brown or Drew Holliday are the MVP.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Drew Holidays plus five thousand, you could put down one
one hundred dollars and make five grand if he wins it.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I realistically think Jalen Brown's going to win it. He's
going to be the MVP. And it's cute Like the Mavericks.
They can say, oh, we're gonna make some adjustments. It
doesn't matter what they do. They're just not deep enough.
When you're bringing Dante Exum off the bench, it really
doesn't move the needle. He's not gonna outscore the freaking
(18:24):
Boston Celtics. The Boston Celtics have depth everywhere. Everybody even
on their bench that comes in can play. And it's
just evident when you watched last night, Dallas hung around,
Dallas hung around. Dallas had a little bit of a lead.
But man, the Celtics didn't even play that great offensively.
They missed so many three pointers and they still won
the game. It is a rap.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Tatum on it. Tatum Datum didn't do shit and they
still won. One for seven. I saw that stat line.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
He didn't do any He had some assists, he had
a lot of assists, but basically he didn't score the
ball and they still dominate. They still won the game.
They didn't dominate. I would say, from about halftime on,
I never thought Dallas was gonna win the game. Leading
up to halftime, it was like back and forth. Dallas
was winning at the end of the first quarter, okay,
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and then Pritchard hits that three going into halftime, Oh,
we got us a game. And then the second half
there was never a doubt. I was never like, Ah, Dallas,
I'm nervous I'm a Celtics fan. It was over.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, NBA is interesting. Props to Vegas, props to us.
Celtics were the favorite all year and they're the favorite
now and they're the favorite. They're gonna win it.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
The different I mean, when they got porzingis huge deal.
Then when they got Drew Holliday, that was we should
We should have started betting then back when they made
that trade before the season started, we should have started
betting on the Celtics at that moment.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
But the best you could have ever done was about
plus two point fifty. I mean, sure, if you would
have predicted it before the trade, then yes, you'd got
better odds. But I mean, the most you're gonna get
the Celtics, they were that much of a favorite, is
two times your money the whole year.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Now, hear me out, Is there any chance, any chance
they get of Luca the MVP even though the Mavericks
don't win the series, because he is by far unbelievable,
He's amazing.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
It's just one of those words given to the winning team.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I know, Yeah, I agree. I don't think you can
be the MVP if you lose, and it.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Almost should be the MVP of the playoffs. And I
wouldn't even talk about this, but I have money on it.
It should be the NBA of the playoffs. I mean
it's just over four games. Who has been the most
beneficial to the Celtics this playoff run?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Jalen Brown, you think, yeah, yeah, I think he's been
playing great defensively, offensively. I think everything about him has
been fantastic.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
He was nine times your money starting the series, maybe
a series before this, to be the MVP.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
But they still have Jason Tatum Lee as the favorite. Yeah,
that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Well, he's a slight favorite, he's even money, and then
Jalen Brown's plus one sixty eight.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I just I can't wait for the moment when the
Celtics win the title. I don't know if it's gonna
be in four, if it's gonna be in five. I
don't think the Mavericks can get two games, but I
want Al Horford to lift up that trophy and be like,
oh my gosh, I finally won a championship. Anything it's
possible and I'm retiring. You think so, oh man, dude,
(21:10):
I want listen. Al Horford seems like one of those
nice guys I hated him when he was at Chomp
Chomp Chomp, Florida, because not only did they win the
national title, they all came back to school, which is
very rare, and they ran it back. They beat Kansas
in the national championship. They won two national titles, and
then he went to the NBA and he just seems
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like a nice dude.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Dude was that in college when that happened. So Al
Horford is US, but he's on the court. Yeah, he's
the court version of our US. Dude, he looks ninety
he does. Oh my gosh, that's US.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
But he's gonna win a championship and that's pretty cool.
He's going to have persevere that whole time. He's gonna
win a title, and he will retire after the series,
which is great.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
What what would What is obvious is I watched about
an eight minute span where Dallas didn't score against the Clippers,
and right then I knew they can't win at all
because they go so cold and they just don't have
the scoring right now, Tatum as cold as he was,
I mean, Boston should have dominated that game.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They have other people that
can score. Drew Holliday scored twenty something points, Jalen Brown,
Derek White a couple threes. That Sam Houser guy comes
off the bench, he's draining a couple of shit. I mean,
it's they are just loaded everywhere, and the Mavericks aren't.
I'm sorry, Derek Jones is wide open for three and
he's air balling it. They just don't have it. I
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think they have another guy that they used to Dante
Exem Jaden Ivy or something not Jaden Ivy. I don't
even know his name, Roy l Ivy. Now he went
to ut I don't know. But the Mavericks aren't it.
And Derek Lively isn't even a factor in this series
because Horford stays out at the three point line and Lively,
I guess, can't guard the three point line. So they
bring in Max Kleeber, who doesn't do a damn thing.
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The Mavericks can't win, and it's it's sad. I wanted
it to be a law series. It's a short series.
It's over. It is over. It's a wash. The NBA
Great season Celtics roster is too deep.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Dude, we're seeing it now where you can really predict
the champion. At the beginning of the year, Ish Celtics.
You knew they were gonna win it all year, Chiefs,
I mean knew they were gonna be up there at
the top, might win it all year. MLB. It's not
gonna be the Braves. It's either gonna be what Dodgers,
Yankees or Phillillies.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Phillies are really good.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Phillies last year. I was a year ahead of time
when I told South Beachy.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
But the Phillies were good last year. Didn't they go
to the No.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
They got upset by the d Backs like a lot
heard of. They should have made the World Series.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
It's just it's sad to see it.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Also, Schreber as It hit a home run about a
month the very odd. I put him money as just
a floater. I mean that he had eleven home runs.
I think in May. I have no idea what's happened
to him?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I mean him contact something.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
John ran away with the home run Chase. Well, he's
four up, is he really he can get dude? He
had three homers this weekend. He can get hurt for
a month and I'll probably still win that bet.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Damn I didn't use He's four up.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, we need Tatum or Brown to win the MVP.
Judge just wins the home run chase I had. Alcatraz
won the French Open this weekend. I mean, I'm in
line for like half a million.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
The French Open happen. I didn't watch that.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, Alcaraz ran away. Joker like got hurt and.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
He hurt his knee, got moniscus. I saw that.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
So Alcaraz just ran with it. I mean it was
buzzy even close.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
So yeah, I mean I watched the game on tape
delay last night. I had to put the kids to bed,
and I was like, I'm gonna catch up. I never
caught up. The game was over before a time I
caught up. So uh yeah, good game. It was fun
to watch. I didn't watch the hockey. No idea Panther's roll.
Billy puts seven hundred on it on Saturday night. Oh
my god, I'm worried about him.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I mean, that's just normal for him.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
But does he even watch hockey or do you just
pick anybody.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
In and out of the drinks. We watched a little
bit of it. We had it on at the crib.
But yeah, dude, I mean between the bouncing around the bars.
We were seeing pieces of it. It was really nothing on.
It was college baseball or hockey at seven pack.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Did you watch the I didn't watch the college baseball.
I was busy all weekend.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
The one that yesterday was a Florida Clemson. Don't know
who won. It went to trinnings.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I'm Florida one.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Did you see, dude in Florida? The guys pushed each other.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
They did a thirty minute review, but I guess the
guy that got ejected was the one that touched the umpire.
The two players, it was considered a baseball play where
they kind of pushed each other. They were running in
the same direction, which was smarter of their arms. You
can't like get a guy out of the game. Then
the coach got thrown out as a baseball move. I
didn't see that.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, the Clemson coach gone out of here. I wonder
who won, because I told you Florida won in the thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
By gosh, because Florida was ahead. Clemson had the crazy
home field advantage. I think it was in downtown Clemson.
They had the whole crowd in their favorite dude. It
was back and forth.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Did you see the catch that dude in the center field.
No like, Oh, Willie May's dude over the show like
whoa like in the basket catch over his shoulder. Whoo.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
And then you got Coglioni on the mound, No idea, dude,
the lefty, the guy that can pitch and hit. He
hits home runs too well.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, usually in college if you're a pitcher, you can.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Still hit, but he crushes them.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Like you remember, do you? You may not remember this
name Brooks for ut he made the Cubs later on. Dude,
he could pitch and he could hit. Yeah, that was
a game, dude, that was a good one. But the
Tennessee win still didn't peaue my interest.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
There's only so many things you can follow. I had
zero money on the Memorial Tournament. Play watched it the
whole day. I might be really into golf if I'm
watching it when I don't even bet on it.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
No, it was it turned out to be good, didn't I.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
But I had any money on it. It's just it
doesn't really peak.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Let me tell you how much I watched zero because
I had a garage sale on Saturday and so We
had people over on Friday night to get ready for
the garage sale, because we invited a bunch of families
over to bring their crap and so like. It was
five different families selling crap out of my front yard
and so we were all there Friday night and then Saturday,
they were back there for the garage sale. Man. After
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the garage sale, I was I was wiped, dude. First
customer pulled up at six forty am.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Was that part of the timeframe?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Uh? No, it was supposed to start a date.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, people liked their garage show. Dude, in the country,
there's one every weekend.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
So well, they were there and our last customer pulled
away at two o'clock.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I got to give my two minute recap of the
bars in the weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Okay for this in a second, and then so I napped.
I took a two and a half hour nap. Out
of that, I was done. I was like, I'm exhausted.
And then Sunday went to brunch with the cousin, walked
around over in the twelfth South area looking at stuff
in them Nope, then went home, took another nap. I
was exhausted, man, And then we got up and we
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just hung out kind of a little bit, watched a
little bit of TV, but that was really it, So
I didn't watch much of anything.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
So what'd you say? They're in town? Who are they
staying with?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
My cousin's husband's brother. Oh yeah, he's been living here
for two years from they moved here from Maryland, is
what I found out. So let's see NCAA baseball.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Hi, they're nice to meet you. I'm related to you.
What's your name?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
No, No, I'm not related.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Well, cousin, you're not. It's already been explained to me
that Bey's cousins are not my cousins. But you know what,
I'm gonna call him my cousins because I don't give
a rip. Okay, I'd like you to meet Brian. He's
Bays my wife's the dad's or my wife's mom's, my
wife's mom's sister's son. No, no, no, it's my cousin.
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I mean, guys, let's go. Let's just go with the
easier option.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, we're gonna go to the college baseball scoreboard to
see who if Tennessee advanced to Omaha. Tennessee advanced to Omaha.
They beat Evansville twelve to one. Kentucky is going to Omaha.
Florida is going to Omaha. The Aggies are going to Omaha.
And Georgia and NC State will play a rubber match
today to see who's going to Omaha.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Who won the Florida game again? Florida.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Florida did in thirteen innings, eleven to ten. Now we'll
take a break and we're gonna come back and get
a recap of the bars right after this. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Man, the updates are endless, but I can put a
nice little bow on it. Headed downtown, Baser convinced me
of the hotel. Billy came in. We all got together
around five with Alex and all them. Billy went hard
with his outfit. He had cowboy boots on, wranglers. He
had everything but the bolo tie and the cowboy hat.
I said, Billy, good God, it's called cmafes. You don't
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have to dress like a rodeo clown. Take the boots off.
But he stuck with it. I had a coat, he dude.
I think he was out of town. Baser usually communicates
with everybody. God, I just party. I'm not trying. If
you texted me, I would have saw it. Three days later.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Okay, so this is five pm on Friday night.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Five pm on Friday night. So immediately we're bouncing around,
we're bar hopping, and Barstool I believe was the spot
because I remember Ashley saying, you can't have a cutoff
at barstool. You have to have sleeves. And I said, oh, really,
a woman can have a tube top with her hangers
hanging out and I gotta wear sleeves.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
That's the way of the world.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah, exactly. So then we went to the barstool. I
told you about the flood from about seven o'clock until nine,
my shoes were drenched because if you had to take
a piss, you had to go through the sandbags and
the co complete flooding situation that was happening at Lake
Ponta train.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Were they yelling, Hey, it's Katrina in here.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Dude. It was bad. I mean, at some point I
looked around and I said, hey, does anybody have any sandbags?
But there we made friends immediately on Ashley's friends. We
were talking to her a couple other dudes, and we
went over to Morgan Wallen's bar for the first time.
I was it.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Did they have a sign?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Couldn't tell you because there was.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
A big, big hub ub here in Nashville where the
city council was not going to prove them to have
a sign because of Morgan Wallen's antics. And I'm like,
you realize he doesn't need a sign. People know it's
Morganwallen's bar. They're going there.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I will tell you this about it. It's a tall
and skinny Oh really. You look at the bar and
you look and it goes straight up and you can
maybe touch both walls with your hands.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Really yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Mean it's weird. It's the dance floor and you look
up and there's four floors packed. I mean, oh, definitely packed.
We got a drink pretty quick there. We ran into
a couple of Ashley's friends. They're really nice. I believe
they live in the country. We made new friends and
they're gonna come over and hang out. I think interest
Baser made best friends with him. But then that's when
I turned in. Apparently at one point during the night,
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Baser said, my legs stopped working. Oh no, So then
we went back to the house.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
We went we were alcohol paralysis. I've heard of that.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
We were in bed by ten pm on Friday, night.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
You and Baser, but everybody else continued.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Billy was continued. Apparently he went to Gars and shut
it down. They had ordered at least four different bottle services.
One of the signs said Bugatti or Ferrari, another one
said Rolex or ap two types of watches.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I mean they dropped so much money. And the pictures
that surfaced it was Billy and Alex at an entire
booth by themselves, didn't have one person. They didn't have
one person.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
With the there's a bad sign, you know, you know
that that screams hurt, heart man, hurt.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
But they had fun. Dude, I've never seen him laugh
so hard. Next day, Billy text me and I think
eleven am, and he goes, hey, are we meeting up
before we rally? And I need to level out. And
so then they came down and I said, Billy, we
have one hundred and fifty dollars worth of alcohol and
we've drank two high noons. I said, please, for the
love of God, come down here before we go the diner,
and let's get drinks and drinks. So people are chugging,
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we're drinking champagne. I had a bloody and a can.
Apparently it has a ten point alcohol that's double a beer.
Oh can they warn you on the can?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah? Maybe write that bigger, bigger letters, bigger letters.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I took that thing down and started zeeing double before
I even got on the elevator. But then I think
my sister swung by, we said, because then I was
trying to get her into shaboozi at like Wanish. So yeah,
she may have swung by. She swung by the night before,
got it the night before? Is my sister. It was
all my friends from Wyoming and we all caught up
at our condo and then we split up. Yeah, that
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was it that Nick and Karen.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Did I mention them?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
No, they were out too.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Gosh, you gotta how can you forget Nick and Karen.
They were a big piece of this puzzle.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
So Billy the whole night thought he was Bones.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Nick thought Nick was boned.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah or something like. Or he thought it was Bone's
executive assistant or something. He goes, Billy goes, I established
dominance all night, and I go what, And he goes,
isn't that the executive producer of your show? And I go, dude, No,
that's Nick, my friend. Dude. He goes, don't worry. A
stout dominance was established all night. I was Billy, that
(33:20):
was my friend. You didn't have to shot.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Billy was showing a big cocking yes for no reason.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
That's interesting, no reason at all. Billy, what are you doing?
I go, no, that's my friend.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
That's terrible.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
So but next day we hit the diner and that's
when the shots started. About one the girl, the waitress
is taking a shot down so she may can make
one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
That's smart by that waitress.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Uh. Then we went to Garson. We were at Gars
all day bottle service. At one point there was a sign.
Did you ever see the sign? I had him put
on at the Bobby Bone Show? And then Bobby Bone
show account retweeted it and I jagged.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I don't have X man. Oh man, I oh sorry,
I haven't looked at insta. I was busy, man, I'm
telling you, garage sale keeps you super busy. You're wheeling
and dealing and people like haggling and baggling. And they
asked me, oh, how much for this? And I'm like,
oh ten dollars? Uh no, okay, lead, I'm not gonna
do it.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Take it for four.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Well, I mean she didn't even offer me a counter offer.
I was just trying to start high. We meet in
the middle, because if I start at one price, she's
gonna go lower, and then I'm not gonna get as
much money. Like we had a rug I did negotiate
against myself. Nasty rug ray nasty used to be under
our bed, and so half of it is faded because
where the sunlight would hit it, and my dog lays
on it smells like dog reeks. I rolled it up
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put in a closet a year ago, and I forgot
about it, saw it and I was like, man, we
got to get this out. Twenty minutes left in the
garage sale. We roll it out and some lady comes
up and goes how much for the rug? And I
said it has asbestos, and I mean that hits two
different colors.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
And I'm pretty new, like new.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
And I'm like, man, this is gonna go straight to
the dumpster. We're gonna to find a dumpster. And I
go ten dollars and she goes, oh ten, I go
all right, five. She didn't even say no, I won't
pay ten bad. I felt so bad that she goes
ten and I was like, oh, she's hesitating five and
she bought that rug and I threw it back. I
rolled that thing up, threw it in the back of
her expedition before she could even smell it.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Was that homeless edition of a shark tank.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah, and my wife gets pished. She goes, what are
you doing? She didn't say no to ten. You just
negotiated us out of five dollars. I said, yeah, but
guess what, we don't have a damn rug. I said,
I was giving her no chance to change her mind
on that nasty ass rug. And I threw it in
the back of that expedition and let's get out of here.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Uh segway. So we got out of the dying sorry,
and I said, guys, we haven't seen any music yet.
I said, we have to go experience cmafest because nobody
would go to shows with me. Justin had pants on
and it was eighty five degree, so he was hot outside.
Billy all of a sudden doesn't like country music once
he starts drinking. Bayzer just wants to go see nineties
country music. So I say, guys, can we go see
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George Burge at the Riverfront? We go, we see George Burge.
Holy crap. We actually listened to some country music at
CMA Fest and then from there to Gar's Bottle service
had the sign Bobby Bone show tag Bones. He probably
saw it was like, what the f? It was great?
We shut the place down. It was Billy made twenty
new friends. At one point there was a We had
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a section of about forty people. I knew four of
them Bayser, Billy, and Justin. Other than that, nobody else
I knew.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Did Justin have the time of his life with Billy?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Dude? They talked a little bit. Billy was on another level.
So Billy's Billy was trying to like schmooze. He's trying
to handle the bottle service. So like every five minutes,
they're coming over to sign the credit card. I said, guys,
for the love of guy, can I pay for something? Billy?
Your money didn't exist around Billy. They were offended if
you tried to pay. So they would bring us high
noons and lunch pals. That's Gars dial. We had lunch
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pail after lunch pail of high noon. Billy's buying drinks,
Justin's chilling, and then after that, Justin never tried to
buy drinks no, justin lace back.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
How smart? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I think he actually played it even smarter than me,
because there was a couple of times I'd say, hey,
let me pay No, man, you're good, all right, seriously,
I can pay. No, you're good. Okay. I only tried twice.
All right, thanks guys. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
It's like brunch man. We had my my wife, me
and my three kids, and then it was my cousin
Michelle and her husband Todd, and the lady goes, oh,
you know, and we're like, oh, we'll take our check
and Todd goes, now, we'll get it all.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
And I'm like, what he's establishing? Doc.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I'm like, okay, and I don't worry about Todd, and
he goes, no, I got it. I was like, cool,
you got.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
It this dude. Dudes are just trying to establish dominant.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
You ain't got a buck up on me, Todd. Hey, Todd,
you you want that bill? Take that damn pill?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Todd?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
You know what I mean. I just tried to fake
the oh no not and he goes, no, I get
I said, Todd, you can have it. I don't know
if he was thinking I was gonna call his bluff
one more time. Bright.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
It was a double bluff check.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
And he was trying to look good in front of
my cousin Michelle, like, hey, I'll take care of your cousin,
you know what I mean, Like this is the second
time I've ever met him in my life. Yeah, I'll
go ahead, and I'll like, I'm ready to pay for
that bill. And so he paid for that damn bill. Geez.
But back to the bars, that's but.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
No, so that and then we uh, I mean there
could have been a couple other spots that we just
hit up real quick, but then it was uh, then
it was back to the condo because we had paid
like five hundred dollars. We said, hey, we want to
experience the condo. So we're back there. Music Ali came
and met up with us. Ashley's back there, justin Billy Alex.
We're all drinking and Ashley no, no hooking up. I believe.
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I posted a picture on our Instagram and said that
they have uh kissed and made up, not literally kissed,
but made up. And then at that similar in that
time is when Billy's place flooded and we were down
there investigating it, trying to get the word out that
they needed to shut that water off. Man, you want
to know something that sobers you up quick as if
a room fluff flood. All of a sudden, people are
pull out their phones, phone numbers. Most people are in
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a daze. The entire day when that happened. We had
people down their towels. Boom, Hey, Ali's like, up, you guys,
need to get up here. Flooded room, flooded room. We're
making phone calls.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Knocket on the neighbor's door. Get out, get out, due, get.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Out, get out. It's the opposite of a fire.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Everybody's like, let's go swim and get your swimsuits, get
your swimsuits, let's go.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
At one point, I think Billy thought it was a pool.
He was like in his boxer swimming in it. That's
a good call on your part. But uh, did they
go out to another bar? I know we turned in
about noon or midnight, the opposite of noon, and then
next day they went out again. But we went home
to the country. I texted them a picture of my
cat and I said, I'm back home with my cat.
Leave me alone. No more text for at least four days.
(39:33):
I need one day of darkness. Good night, goodbye, and
I think Billy made his flight. His flight was at
like seven pm, and he goes, are you guys coming
out Billy? God's Green Earth? Are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Any chance Billy's gonna move to Nashville.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
He had a lot of fun, but their companies in Austin,
so I mean, you can always move the head quarters, dude.
They had They had a ton of fun though, I
mean our locates. Alex work with him, yeah, oh, never
hung out with him the entire weekend.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Never really established their relationship.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
So no, I know, they're friends, worked together, but still
have no idea what Alex does. But he knew us
from the old days in Austin. Ah. Yeah, he was
a fan of the show. He's like, dude, you used
to be crazier in Austin. Like, yeah, man, I'm old now.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, dude, we've gotten married and well some of us,
you know, we're still married. So yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
But they did make their flight. Man, they made it
back to Austin.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Oh good, yeah, hung his ball. I mean today it worked.
They're gonna be unproductive.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
We took Justin back to the West side, dropped him off.
Then we went to the north side of justin and ride. Yeah,
and then we said, guys, none of us are coming
back downtown at least for another month. I'm smart.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Sounds like you got a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Man or it was one of those two good it
was too good.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, we're me. We had pizza and beer on Friday
night setting up for a garage sale Saturday. Garage sale.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
The neighbors though, so they're all involved in it, obviously
because it was the whole neighborhood garage sale.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
My wife invited anybody and everybody should talk to Oh, hey, well,
we're gonna have a garage You want to bring your
stuff over?
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Yeah, bring my shit and I.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Will tell you something awkward that happened that I'm still
not sure exactly how this went down, but uh yeah,
I'll tell you about it right after the break.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Rao's proposition.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
No, So we're setting up for the garage sale and
this neighbor rolls by with his two daughters. They were
going to dinner, and he's like, you guys have a
garage ow tomorrow. And I'm like, no, we're just putting
all this shit in the front yard for nothing, like
guess and he's like, hey, when I put the girls down.
I may have a few things I need to sell.
I'll bring it by and I'm like, okay, cool. And
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so about nine pm he rolls back over and he
has like a trunk full of stuff and I'm like
cool man, and he's like yeah. He starts slapping price
tags on it. You know what I mean, how much
he wants for it. I'm like, all right, cool and
he throws it in the yard.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Great, get out of my yard.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
And I said, yeah, man, we're probably gonna start about
seven am tomorrow because people start coming early. He goes, oh, no, no, no,
I'm going to cruise the neighborhood and shop because I
gotta find my daughter bike.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
You guys just handle this for me.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
He goes, you just clugged the money hit me when
I get when I sell something?
Speaker 1 (42:05):
What in my eBay? And I'm like really, like, he's genius.
He showed you dominance.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
And I'm like, so you want me to sell your
stuff while you go shopping? Dude? He his nuts in
your face. So, dude, around seven forty five, he rolls by,
Hey man, I sold anything yet?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
No, man, you're not getting real time updates.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Thanks, And I'm like, no, nothing yet. He goes, man,
I can't believe that strider bike hasn't sold yet. And
I'm like yeah. He goes all r well, I got it.
We gotta go circle the neighborhood. I son found my
daughter a bike. Leaves. Twenty minutes later, the strider bike
sells and I text him. I was like, hey, strider
bike sold, and he goes, all right, I'll be buying five.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
To grab the money, dude, he used you like your
ship Shauana Michigan reference.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
He grabs them, he grabs the money. He goes all right, man,
we're gonna head on over here and look on the
backside the neighborhood so you can find a bike. I'm
like all right. And then like ten minutes later, he's
like he had some like led mask that you put
on like for Halloween. I was like, hey, I don't
know how much what you want for this mask. It
says thirty, but I'm taking fifteen for it. He goes
all right, I'll come by and get the money. He
is there within five minutes. I'm like, I thought you
were out shopping, dude.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
He just gets coming back to get the money. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
And then he's like, hey, man, we're about to head
to play it against sports, So if we can find
a bike, let me know if those other you know,
those other items sell.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
It was he hard? Did he need money? I don't know,
but I'm like he had a guy's that they pay
money to.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I'm like, uh, bro, Like, it wasn't dump your stuff
in my front yard and let me run the garage
cell for you. That's not what I was saying.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Hey, man, make sure you get money for me, cold
hard cash man. I'll be back in five minutes.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
But we had I mean, we had kids running all
over the place. We had freaking Mimosa's flowing. I mean,
it was just pure chaos. And my wife, my two
year old, like, I don't even know where he was
the whole time, but he's just riding up and down
the street. Like the one couple was selling to Thomas
the train electric little train. They could never sell it
because the damned kids wouldn't get off of it. Nobody
knew it was for sale, but I might. And my
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wife's like, do you see him? I think they're down
the street a little bit. I mean two year old.
I'm just like, I have no idea, too busy making deals.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
So was there a total amount of how much was
made because it sounds.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Oh, there was a lot of money. There was a
lot of money being made, dude. My family made like
six fifty.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Don't you about to say six figures?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Uh? The other family they made seven hundred. Insane. It
was all shit, all shit, dude, all shit. I mean,
just dude.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
People will buy shit.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
They buy anything, man, they buy anything.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
The garage sale is the best. They do it all
the time in the country.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Why don't we do more of them.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
You can just throw anything out there and someone will
buy it.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
You got like a beer that's half drank.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
A fifty cents, fine deal. Unbelievable, dude. So it was
a good weekend. It was a very profitable weekend. But
I got kind of duped into selling that guy's stuff,
and so then he sold a couple more things. I
was like, hey, man, like he stopped by the end.
He was like, I sell anything else. I was like, yeah,
you did. But I'll be honest, man, I don't remember
how much I sold it for, so I'm just gonna
go ahead and keep that money. He's like, all right,
(44:58):
sounds good, man.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Hey, I think you need to pay a visit to
his house. Hey, man, can we talk about how you
established dominance on me? And I feel like he used me.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Hey, you know how you came and put your nuts
in my front yard and you were like, hey man,
sell my shit. I'm gonna go. I'm not gonna be
out here hustling. I'm gonna go hang out with my daughters.
Yeah about that. Let's not do that next year, dude.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
This weekend was all about establishing dominance. That guy got
you to sell all of his shit. You worked for him?
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah, right, you're right, You're right. I did work for it, dude.
I didn't realize that I was the hired help to
run his genius. I got hired to sell his crap
and it wasn't even out partners. I didn't even realize
what he was doing. I thought, man, he's coming over
in the morning. No, he's going bike shopping for his daughter.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
I love that he kept coming back though, to collect
the money because he knew if it built up that
some of it might fall to the way. So he
wanted everything that.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
He everything, and within five minutes he was there every time,
every time like, oh no, I'm busy right now, can't
come out and hang out like, I'm like, your kids
don't want to, Like his kids had never played with
my kids before.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Because you ask him if he was hard up for money.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
No, I didn't, but there was. Hey, you want to
know the deal the weekend. This one family two years ago, though,
they bought this outdoor furniture and it came with an ottoman,
and they bought it for fifty bucks. They used it
for two years, sat on their back porch, patio, whatever
you call it, and they the ottoman. Their kid jumped
(46:23):
on it and went right through it, and they're like,
all right, I think it's falling apart. Time to sell it.
Put in the garage sale for seventy five dollars without
the ottoman sold. They used it for two years and
made twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Dude, you guys were pushing around shit for forty eight hours. Dude,
it was you guys. Her shit salesman.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Unliev I mean, he was like, as long as they
don't look up at it close, he goes the plastic
is cracking, Like if you pick up the cushions, you
can see like where the's coming apart.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Dude. The second that dude left after the chick after
buying the rug, how were you not like, oh my gosh,
somebody just bought the rug.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Oh my gosh, the rug sold. Was like, oh my god,
that rug sold. It was like I couldn't believe it.
My wife was like, she's gonna have to go in
the dutchot. We're never gonna sell it. And this lady
buys it and we are just I'm like dancing, like,
oh my god. We sold the rug. And one lady
that was in the house comes out and I was like,
guess what we sold the rug. She goes, no way,
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no way.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
She's like it was off colored with asbestos.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
It was off color with a nasty stinch, and we
sold it.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
And it is we're COVID originated.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
They might still have COVID up in that rug, man,
it might. Oh boy, what a weekend. It was a
good weekend. I'm glad you had a good weekend. The
Celtics had a good weekend. Mavericks fans not such a
good weekend. I have not heard my buddy John, who's
a huge Mavericks fan, haven't heard a pepe from him.
I have not heard from Mike Harris, he is a
big Mavericks fan, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
I predicted a lot of those futures, and I haven't
heard one person thank me for those futures picks.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, so all right, everybody, have a good Monday. We'll
see a Wednesday. I mean I got some Yeah, Yeah,
that was good.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Here.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Your weekends sound a lot more fun than mine.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
I didn't want it, though I was against it. Billy
booked on like Thursday. I told Bay, I want to
go down and see my sister come home instead. We're
there for fifty six hours, but you definitely it's worth it,
no less than fifty six alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Hey, give Billy my condolences. Man. Yeah, that couldn't have
been more awkward. That couldn't have been more awkward. Damn
hate that I did that.
Yeah, Arnold's off today.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, cma fest got him. I'm I'm shocked how good
you are doing today? Why you read an airbnb? You
were going ham It.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Was an airbnb, But it's like the placemaker. It's almost
as if it's not it's almost a condo. I guess
that's still constitute as an airbnb.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, it's somewhere where you stay this night yours.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Dude, they do it up like it's a hotel. Man,
I guess they do that at airbnbs. You're right, it is.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I just saw that you were airbnbn for the weekend,
so I figured you went pretty hard.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
That wasn't my call. We just had so many people
coming into town there was no choice.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Who I mean, did you hang out with your sister
at all?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Mike was with her the whole weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
You were with the bachelorette party.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
They come and met up with us because we had it.
We were right on Broadway, got it. So hung out
with my sister. Friends from twenty five years ago, justin
Bill Billy Billy's friend Alex Wait, Billy Billy flew in.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Okay, did Billy bring the wife?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
They're getting a divorce.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh oh oh oh man, Oh that took a.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Turn that and I was wearing a wristband that I
got in Mexico. Oh man, Hey at their wedding and
Billy goes, dude, that's awesome, man, where'd you get that?
I was like, oh, I got it in Mexico. At
you're wet, and then Justin comes, Justin comes, and he goes, uh, Billy, man,
it's been awesome. Last time I saw you as your
(01:28):
that's her a bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh man? So how long they were they married?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Two years?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh man, I guess.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Sorry to started on that.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
We should have read the script. You want a little
off script there.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh man, So was this like the first weekend? He's yeah,
oh man, so it just happened.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, so he flew in.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I was it a good weekend?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Like, dude? Did see?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Was there any emotional?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Like sometimes when you start, when you start drinking though,
the motions come out.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
They do. But dude, when you it was so much fun,
you know that you really we couldn't go down the
emotional roller coaster ride. Nobody wanted to go down that route.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, no one wants to go there. It just happens sometimes.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh you're saying just because of the alcohol induced.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, alcohol induce all of a sudden your feelings like oh,
things like that. It's I've been there. That's right, man.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Arnold is off today.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Man, so did Billy state there, b and b.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He they were at the same place, but two floors down.
Who's they Billy and Alex? Oh well they had their
own rooms. But then we were all in the same condo.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Alex, dude, Oh see, I was like, whoa already.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No, so dude, they kind of flew in last second.
We were like, let's drop a hotel. We got no choice.
We can't be going ubers back and forth dropping out.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You needed to be there for Billy. You made the
right decision. You put him under your wing. You showed
him a good time. I can't wait to hear all
about it. Hopefully you have some stories because I need them. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, wow, since there were no stories out of Boston.
There wasn't an NBA Finals last night or anything.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I mean there was, but I told you when when
was game one Thursday night? So Friday, I told you
it's over. The series is over. We'll talk about it.
Let's just start it.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, Vegas thinks it's over too. It's minus one thousand
right now to bet it. You put down one thousand
dollars on Boston to win the World Championship of the
World and you get one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
That means not very good. Serious, it's not even it's sad.
It was the eight day layoffs, seven day layoff whatever.
You're so excited and then you realize that Dallas has
no shot and they just have no shot. I mean,
but start the pod man. If I can't do my intro,
then I feel lost.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Probably have Billy's filling right now.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh the one two sore losers?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Genius, y'all. It's Sis, and I'm from the North. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville,
but this weekend I lived downtown Nashville, which is where
I used to live for about six years. A lot
of reminiscing. You look over to your left and there
was our apartment complex that got demolished, and now it's
a four seasons high rise looks a lot nicer. You
look out the front door. There's my sister from my family.
(04:24):
Oh there's my best friends from Wyoming from twenty five
years ago. They still remembered my birthday. Crazy how people
used to be made back in the day. Now these
millennials don't even know what their middle name is, much
less somebody else's birthday. All over to you, man, I
don't want to take a trip down negative lane.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, so I mean, do you want to talk about
your experience this weekend or do you want to talk
about NBA because.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yode, we can talk about whatever. But yeah, I mean
it was almost last second, so that's why I didn't
really get to talk about it on the podcast. But
Baser said, Hey, I want to do coma fest. My
sister needed a little bit of help with getting into
places and it would only work if I was down there,
trust me. I tried to do the thing our local guy,
but kiddie calling him and yelling through a phone, and
the tough thing was getting eight people on a guest list.
(05:07):
You just don't do it. I can't get the whole
bachelorette party in. I could get myself in one name
one bar my sister went to and used my name
and the one guy letter, and then the other security
person said no, no, no, you got to be this guy's
name to get into this private event. So we tried that.
It's very difficult, though, if you have a bachelorette party.
Bless you booking dinner reservations and brunches and trying to
(05:28):
get into events. It's impossible.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Bless you for doing it on CMA weekend. Probably may
have wanted to do some research on that and maybe
check into big events going on in Nashville, like, hey,
busiest weekend Nashville, Let's go ahead and book my bachelorette party.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
The way it was explained to me was they're gonna
do the bachelorette party. I think they kind of realized
after the fact do a cmafest. But then they're also
country music fans, so they figured it would work. But
I said, yeah, for the cabs, ubers no longer cabs,
they have rest in peace, but it's gonna be impossible
booking this stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I do have bad news for our business plan of
petty cabs. Spotted them this weekend. I saw one as well,
and I was like, well, there goes that.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
But he wasn't as popular as they are in Austin.
It makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Now. I was leaving the stadium and I saw them
all waiting for people, and I was like, wow, So
they don't go down to Broadway. They just come to
the stadium, and that's where the petty cabs are.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Maybe I saw mine in Midtown, so yeah, I didn't
even see one on Broadway. They may not be allowed
on it, that might be it.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
But yeah, they were over there on the north side
of the stadium, and I was like, that makes sense.
Petty cabs are in Nashville. Scratch that from the agenda
of starting a business.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
CMA Fest was a blast, but numbers were down. Abby
went Thursday night Arnold's wife girlfriend, and she said there
were a lot of empty seats. So maybe it was
a week lineup. Maybe there was some other event going
on at this time, the Paris Olympics qualifiers. I have
no idea, but and I was walking around Broadway. Usually
your elbow to elbow, now you were almost you could
(06:51):
actually stretch your arms out and you're not gonna hit
a woman's boosom, you know, so you had room to maneuver.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, I was at Nissan on Thursday night and I
don't know. I don't remember there being a lot of
empty seats, but it seemed like it's pretty crowded. Seemed
like a good lineup to me. I don't know what
they consider a good lineup and a bad lineup.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
There was t rahtt that you you missed out. So
this year there's no Walling obviously did his own shows.
There's no Jason Aldan, there's.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No Jelly Roll was there like Saturday.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
There's no Carrie, there's no Miranda.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, Ashley McBride was there on Thursday.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You're missing a lot of the big players. Luke Combs,
Yeah he wasn't there. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I don't know, but yeah, did you But did your
sister go to any free shows? Like?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Did they? They got into Shaboozie. They were front row
to Shaboozie okay, and it was the theme of the
Bachelorette trip, their Barish tipsy song whatever it is, we
can't play it, but yeah, they wanted to go into
that got him into that Melissa local girl, bless her,
bless McKitty. We got him in. So they went to
a show. Great, they tried to go to Dustin Lynch's
Margaritaville pool party.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
How'd that go?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Shut down?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
They went?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
They went one minute before it started. I was like,
y'all didn't realize it's a built in thing to drive
an hour early.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Hey, guys, you want to get into these things, you
got to get there early. And I know, with eight
girls in town for a bachelor party, it's hard to
get anywhere early. It's difficult. I have three kids. We
can't get anywhere early. It's impossible.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
They still Baser gone On booked them in an open
table at Hampton Social, one of the prime spots for
a brunch. Baser got them in. Oh you know where
I went to brunch guessing broken egg? No, not broken egg,
another broken egg. Ray if you guys come to Nashville.
It's an inside joke. There's about twenty different egg places.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, it's a biscuit. It's like, yeah, got fancy pastries.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Love biscuit. No damn waffle house.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No cheddar bay bit.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
No, I ain't a pancake pantry.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
No twelve South. You probably don't know it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Gravy biscuit, No damn biscuit love. No, that's is that's
not biscuit love man one of them. It's like, uh,
buttermilk biscuit. Okay, that's where I.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Went for a brunch yesterday.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I've heard good things.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I's good, good food.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
So when you do a brunch with the family or adults.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Well, adults and my three kids, because my cousin was
in town from Illinois and her and her husband, I
guess her husband's brother lives here. Had no idea. I
guess he's lived here for two years and they were
doing his side of the family reunion in Nashville, and
so she went to the stadium on Thursday night, hooked
through up with some tickets, and then she hit me
(09:21):
up on Saturday. I was like, hey, can you do
brunch tomorrow? And I was like yeah. She's like, well,
where do you suggest. I was like, I'm out of
the brunch game. You can do your research and let
me know.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's what I told you stateside, right, But we.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Were taking the kids. I didn't think the kids wanted
to go djcmafes downtown. So she picked the whatever I
just told you, buttermilk Biscuit place and we went. It
was a little bit of a weight, but food was phenomenal.
My two year old proceeded to seeing the national anthem
over and over and over again out loud. Sitting at
(09:53):
the table, let me take a knee. He kept saying, Oh, say,
can you s.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
By the dawns ly like.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You can't stop him, No you can't. You can't tell
him to stop because it's the national anthem, and he does.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
There's a sixty year old war vet. He gets up
and starts saluting.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Dude, there was a bachelorette party, I sure to god,
next table and they start turning around looking at it,
and they're like pointing at him like he's singing the
national anthem, and they're kind of giggling or whatever, and
they go back to their conversation. And then about fifteen
seconds later, he starts up again, and he doesn't say
it as clearly as I do, so it's like, eh,
why why we and the next cable they're laughing, you know,
(10:40):
I mean he did it probably ten times. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
If I'm a waiter waitress, I'm annoyed family members. It's
funny bachelorette party. They're already two mimosas deep locals and
also wait staff pissed off. Yeah, uh, bless is American
to go Olympic team, but guys, please, we're trying to
run a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
My cousin texted me yesterday afternoon, maybe evening, and she
was like, I just got to say breakfast. It was
so nice to meet your kids. And she goes, the
national anthem probably made my entire weekend. He goes, She goes,
I've never seen a two year old scream the national
anthem out loud in a restaurant, over and over and
over and over again. She goes, my hangover didn't appreciate it,
but my heart appreciated it.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So they were sucking them back at the shows.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh, they were sucking them back all over. They went
to the listening room Saturday night. So the cousin's husband,
he had two big old bloody Mary's last yesterday at breakfast.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
That's about forty apiece.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
And then she had some like a pineapple spicy margarita
mimosa something at breakfast. So they were sucking them down,
and their playing for yesterday was just to chill. They
were gonna go back to her his brother's house, have
a barbecue in the backyard, and then they were driving
back to Illinois today and.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
The dude, our brunch. Billy goes, hey, these they brought
out what were they nineteen forty two? What are those
tequila shots? Yeah, Billy, they brought them all out. Billy said, hey,
I'll give you one hundred dollars. I'm gonna need these
all chilled. So the chake takes them back in there
chills them all. She comes back out. Let's say she's
our age. Okay, it's one in the afternoon. H And
Billy goes, hey, I'll give you another hundred if you
do one with us. And she's like, are you serious,
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And Billy goes, yeah, here's the one hundred dollars. Billy,
you got to do one with us, though, And so
she did the shot with us, and I go, Billy,
you're the only dude I know they can get a
chick to do a shot on her weight staff day
at one o'clock in the afternoon on a Saturday.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I'm worried about Billy.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
She's gonna full. I'm worried about him too. That wasn't
even the biggest Worrysome thing.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh his room flooded, Oh no, how did.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
It flood he was It was like some back pipe
spout or something. Like that, and he had six inches
of water in his room. So it was like, we're
up at our room partying and everybody goes So it
started like trickling. Not the water, no pun intended, guys. Now,
the words started trickling that Billy's room was flooded, and
people go, ah, that's funny, that's funny. So then one
person would go down and they'd come up and they go,
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oh my gosh, yeah it's flooded. Baser would go down there.
It is flooded, guys, you're not understanding this. It is flooded.
Ali cleeen. She goes down, she goes, guys' I haven't
been drinking. I can judge if it's flood or not.
She comes up, she's like, holy shit, it's flooded, dude.
You couldn't even walk in it. Six inches of water.
His whole toilet thing was busted open, called the front desk,
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got the valve shut off, and they gave him a
new room. Something about oh dude, it must have been
something in Nashville because we went to barstool, same thing.
The bathroom was flooded. They said, so many dudes were
pissing on Broadway. The sewage was flooded. You had to
go the bathroom at barstool. Your shoes were gonna be wet.
It was about three inches deep at barstool.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh no, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
And so all they did is it was cmafester. You're
not gonna shut down a whole bathroom, No you're not.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
You justa let him go.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
They just put up signs. So dudes are wading through water,
and all the women's side was good. They could go
in theirs. And then guys were just fine getting their
feet wet as long as they could drain their lizard.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Well, what they should have done is put canoes outside
and then when you come out, you give someone the canoe.
They go in the canoe out of the bathroom. And
then that's how you know you had to wait for
your canoe before you can go in.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Do you know the guy that sells mints and candy
and oh man, he was he was wearing galoshes.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I thought you say he was standing on the counter.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Save me, guys, save me. It was a flooded weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Is that suck.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Got to give Billy props though he acted fast because
he had to rip the top off of it try
and shut it off. They said, sir, thank you so
much for your fast action, or it would have been
a whole floor and below all drained and stuff. We
got the news out within whatever thirty minutes, and forty
five minutes had it all cleared up, and they got
it all squeegee. Oh man, But I mean his fast
acting drunk is props to Billy. I've never seen a
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man go in there. He would have thought he was
part of the fire department. Was he was sopping wet dude?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Oh no, oh no, his luggage was probably wet.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It was good.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
His clothes were probably wet. I mean his wife, I mean,
I mean, oh not why his life.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Is so I mean, it's just all he's good though,
he's good though, he texted. He goes guys, blast of
a weekend. They're still sorting out the toilet thing.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
He goes. But yeah, no, it's got to be free.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Your kids singing in the national anthem, Billy's toilet blowing
up while he's in there. You can't script this stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
No, it was very entertaining. And then we went walking
down the street and there's a white buffalo in front
of a coffee shop, and my kids decided to pick
up rocks that are throwing rocks at the buffalo. My guys,
we can't do that. There's people around.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
You can't It's a statue.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah. I was like, no, no, no, No.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Kids aren't gonna be able to go back to twelve
souths anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
No. They have their pictures up. And then they started
there was they're building like new apartments. They started climbing
the scaffolding and I'm like, no, guys, and they're like, look,
we're a kuala and they're trying to hang upside down.
I'm like, guys, no, you guys are not the ones
doing the bloody Mary's and mimosas. We were like. It
was rough. It was an out of control like moment.
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But they had a blast.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
So did you guys venture to see Hima Fester? You
stayed on the skirts?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
No, we stayed on the skirts. Man. We We did
have CMA Fest Thursday night. That's the only thing I did.
I didn't do anything else with the kids. There's free
shows and everything.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
But they were saying the Nissan, you can get in
it one day, fifty bucks get in ticket. Really usually
it's hundreds.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Usually it's very expensive.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I was trying to convince the group the entire night
Friday night, because we had Luke Brian, we had John Party,
we had Kelsey Ballerini, we had Cody Johnson. Couldn't get
one person to go.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, that lineup doesn't do it for me.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Well. And also people just didn't want to walk all
the way.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
That's a long way.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
If you're happy in a bar, They're like, yeah, I'm
not gonna try and get all sweaty trying to go
listen to Cody Johnson rodeo.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You know, it was pretty human. The sweat factor was
a big deal. So now with Billy Man, I hate
to go back to Billy.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, it's tough. I can't say too much about it,
even though I already have. With all that being said,
I can't say too much about it.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, so where did you go to the What did
you do the rest of the day? Did you day
drink and then stay out at night or do you
day drink, go to bed? I mean, what was the
We can tell on the way back. What would be
right back? Right after this?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, Ray start talking?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
No, no, no, let's move on. I feel like we've
heard enough sad. Let's talk about the Dallas Mavericks and
their season ending like it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
They're season flooded.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Dude, I get flooded like it's it was cool and
everybody's like, oh my god, Luca's doing it by himself,
whereas Kyrie, Kyrie needs to step up. Guys, let me
tell you something. The Boston Celtics play great defense.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
They're deep.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Drew Holiday and Derek White matching up with Kyrie, he
can't do what he wants to do. Jalen Brown, they're
playing lights out, And can you explain to me why
Jason Tatum is still the favorite to be the MVP
of the Finals.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
So I'm talking about why he has the best plus minus.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Jayalen Brown or Drew Holliday are the MVP.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Drew Holidays plus five thousand, you could put down one
one hundred dollars and make five grand if he wins it.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I realistically think Jalen Brown's going to win it. He's
going to be the MVP. And it's cute Like the Mavericks.
They can say, oh, we're gonna make some adjustments. It
doesn't matter what they do. They're just not deep enough.
When you're bringing Dante Exum off the bench, it really
doesn't move the needle. He's not gonna outscore the freaking
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Boston Celtics. The Boston Celtics have depth everywhere. Everybody even
on their bench that comes in can play. And it's
just evident when you watched last night, Dallas hung around,
Dallas hung around. Dallas had a little bit of a lead.
But man, the Celtics didn't even play that great offensively.
They missed so many three pointers and they still won
the game. It is a rap.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Tatum on it. Tatum Datum didn't do shit and they
still won. One for seven. I saw that stat line.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
He didn't do any He had some assists, he had
a lot of assists, but basically he didn't score the
ball and they still dominate. They still won the game.
They didn't dominate. I would say, from about halftime on,
I never thought Dallas was gonna win the game. Leading
up to halftime, it was like back and forth. Dallas
was winning at the end of the first quarter, okay,
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and then Pritchard hits that three going into halftime, Oh,
we got us a game. And then the second half
there was never a doubt. I was never like, Ah, Dallas,
I'm nervous I'm a Celtics fan. It was over.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, NBA is interesting. Props to Vegas, props to us.
Celtics were the favorite all year and they're the favorite
now and they're the favorite. They're gonna win it.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
The different I mean, when they got porzingis huge deal.
Then when they got Drew Holliday, that was we should
We should have started betting then back when they made
that trade before the season started, we should have started
betting on the Celtics at that moment.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
But the best you could have ever done was about
plus two point fifty. I mean, sure, if you would
have predicted it before the trade, then yes, you'd got
better odds. But I mean, the most you're gonna get
the Celtics, they were that much of a favorite, is
two times your money the whole year.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Now, hear me out, Is there any chance, any chance
they get of Luca the MVP even though the Mavericks
don't win the series, because he is by far unbelievable,
He's amazing.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
It's just one of those words given to the winning team.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I know, Yeah, I agree. I don't think you can
be the MVP if you lose, and it.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Almost should be the MVP of the playoffs. And I
wouldn't even talk about this, but I have money on it.
It should be the NBA of the playoffs. I mean
it's just over four games. Who has been the most
beneficial to the Celtics this playoff run?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Jalen Brown, you think, yeah, yeah, I think he's been
playing great defensively, offensively. I think everything about him has
been fantastic.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
He was nine times your money starting the series, maybe
a series before this, to be the MVP.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
But they still have Jason Tatum Lee as the favorite. Yeah,
that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Well, he's a slight favorite, he's even money, and then
Jalen Brown's plus one sixty eight.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I just I can't wait for the moment when the
Celtics win the title. I don't know if it's gonna
be in four, if it's gonna be in five. I
don't think the Mavericks can get two games, but I
want Al Horford to lift up that trophy and be like,
oh my gosh, I finally won a championship. Anything it's
possible and I'm retiring. You think so, oh man, dude,
(21:10):
I want listen. Al Horford seems like one of those
nice guys I hated him when he was at Chomp
Chomp Chomp, Florida, because not only did they win the
national title, they all came back to school, which is
very rare, and they ran it back. They beat Kansas
in the national championship. They won two national titles, and
then he went to the NBA and he just seems
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like a nice dude.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Dude was that in college when that happened. So Al
Horford is US, but he's on the court. Yeah, he's
the court version of our US. Dude, he looks ninety
he does. Oh my gosh, that's US.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
But he's gonna win a championship and that's pretty cool.
He's going to have persevere that whole time. He's gonna
win a title, and he will retire after the series,
which is great.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
What what would What is obvious is I watched about
an eight minute span where Dallas didn't score against the Clippers,
and right then I knew they can't win at all
because they go so cold and they just don't have
the scoring right now, Tatum as cold as he was,
I mean, Boston should have dominated that game.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They have other people that
can score. Drew Holliday scored twenty something points, Jalen Brown,
Derek White a couple threes. That Sam Houser guy comes
off the bench, he's draining a couple of shit. I mean,
it's they are just loaded everywhere, and the Mavericks aren't.
I'm sorry, Derek Jones is wide open for three and
he's air balling it. They just don't have it. I
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think they have another guy that they used to Dante
Exem Jaden Ivy or something not Jaden Ivy. I don't
even know his name, Roy l Ivy. Now he went
to ut I don't know. But the Mavericks aren't it.
And Derek Lively isn't even a factor in this series
because Horford stays out at the three point line and Lively,
I guess, can't guard the three point line. So they
bring in Max Kleeber, who doesn't do a damn thing.
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The Mavericks can't win, and it's it's sad. I wanted
it to be a law series. It's a short series.
It's over. It is over. It's a wash. The NBA
Great season Celtics roster is too deep.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Dude, we're seeing it now where you can really predict
the champion. At the beginning of the year, Ish Celtics.
You knew they were gonna win it all year, Chiefs,
I mean knew they were gonna be up there at
the top, might win it all year. MLB. It's not
gonna be the Braves. It's either gonna be what Dodgers,
Yankees or Phillillies.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Phillies are really good.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Phillies last year. I was a year ahead of time
when I told South Beachy.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
But the Phillies were good last year. Didn't they go
to the No.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
They got upset by the d Backs like a lot
heard of. They should have made the World Series.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
It's just it's sad to see it.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Also, Schreber as It hit a home run about a
month the very odd. I put him money as just
a floater. I mean that he had eleven home runs.
I think in May. I have no idea what's happened
to him?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I mean him contact something.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
John ran away with the home run Chase. Well, he's
four up, is he really he can get dude? He
had three homers this weekend. He can get hurt for
a month and I'll probably still win that bet.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Damn I didn't use He's four up.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, we need Tatum or Brown to win the MVP.
Judge just wins the home run chase I had. Alcatraz
won the French Open this weekend. I mean, I'm in
line for like half a million.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
The French Open happen. I didn't watch that.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, Alcaraz ran away. Joker like got hurt and.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
He hurt his knee, got moniscus. I saw that.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
So Alcaraz just ran with it. I mean it was
buzzy even close.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
So yeah, I mean I watched the game on tape
delay last night. I had to put the kids to bed,
and I was like, I'm gonna catch up. I never
caught up. The game was over before a time I
caught up. So uh yeah, good game. It was fun
to watch. I didn't watch the hockey. No idea Panther's roll.
Billy puts seven hundred on it on Saturday night. Oh
my god, I'm worried about him.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I mean, that's just normal for him.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
But does he even watch hockey or do you just
pick anybody.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
In and out of the drinks. We watched a little
bit of it. We had it on at the crib.
But yeah, dude, I mean between the bouncing around the bars.
We were seeing pieces of it. It was really nothing on.
It was college baseball or hockey at seven pack.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Did you watch the I didn't watch the college baseball.
I was busy all weekend.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
The one that yesterday was a Florida Clemson. Don't know
who won. It went to trinnings.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I'm Florida one.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Did you see, dude in Florida? The guys pushed each other.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
They did a thirty minute review, but I guess the
guy that got ejected was the one that touched the umpire.
The two players, it was considered a baseball play where
they kind of pushed each other. They were running in
the same direction, which was smarter of their arms. You
can't like get a guy out of the game. Then
the coach got thrown out as a baseball move. I
didn't see that.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, the Clemson coach gone out of here. I wonder
who won, because I told you Florida won in the thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
By gosh, because Florida was ahead. Clemson had the crazy
home field advantage. I think it was in downtown Clemson.
They had the whole crowd in their favorite dude. It
was back and forth.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Did you see the catch that dude in the center field.
No like, Oh, Willie May's dude over the show like
whoa like in the basket catch over his shoulder. Whoo.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
And then you got Coglioni on the mound, No idea, dude,
the lefty, the guy that can pitch and hit. He
hits home runs too well.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, usually in college if you're a pitcher, you can.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Still hit, but he crushes them.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Like you remember, do you? You may not remember this
name Brooks for ut he made the Cubs later on. Dude,
he could pitch and he could hit. Yeah, that was
a game, dude, that was a good one. But the
Tennessee win still didn't peaue my interest.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
There's only so many things you can follow. I had
zero money on the Memorial Tournament. Play watched it the
whole day. I might be really into golf if I'm
watching it when I don't even bet on it.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
No, it was it turned out to be good, didn't I.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
But I had any money on it. It's just it
doesn't really peak.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Let me tell you how much I watched zero because
I had a garage sale on Saturday and so We
had people over on Friday night to get ready for
the garage sale, because we invited a bunch of families
over to bring their crap and so like. It was
five different families selling crap out of my front yard
and so we were all there Friday night and then Saturday,
they were back there for the garage sale. Man. After
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the garage sale, I was I was wiped, dude. First
customer pulled up at six forty am.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Was that part of the timeframe?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Uh? No, it was supposed to start a date.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, people liked their garage show. Dude, in the country,
there's one every weekend.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
So well, they were there and our last customer pulled
away at two o'clock.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I got to give my two minute recap of the
bars in the weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Okay for this in a second, and then so I napped.
I took a two and a half hour nap. Out
of that, I was done. I was like, I'm exhausted.
And then Sunday went to brunch with the cousin, walked
around over in the twelfth South area looking at stuff
in them Nope, then went home, took another nap. I
was exhausted, man, And then we got up and we
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just hung out kind of a little bit, watched a
little bit of TV, but that was really it, So
I didn't watch much of anything.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
So what'd you say? They're in town? Who are they
staying with?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
My cousin's husband's brother. Oh yeah, he's been living here
for two years from they moved here from Maryland, is
what I found out. So let's see NCAA baseball.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Hi, they're nice to meet you. I'm related to you.
What's your name?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
No, No, I'm not related.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Well, cousin, you're not. It's already been explained to me
that Bey's cousins are not my cousins. But you know what,
I'm gonna call him my cousins because I don't give
a rip. Okay, I'd like you to meet Brian. He's
Bays my wife's the dad's or my wife's mom's, my
wife's mom's sister's son. No, no, no, it's my cousin.
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I mean, guys, let's go. Let's just go with the
easier option.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, we're gonna go to the college baseball scoreboard to
see who if Tennessee advanced to Omaha. Tennessee advanced to Omaha.
They beat Evansville twelve to one. Kentucky is going to Omaha.
Florida is going to Omaha. The Aggies are going to Omaha.
And Georgia and NC State will play a rubber match
today to see who's going to Omaha.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Who won the Florida game again? Florida.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Florida did in thirteen innings, eleven to ten. Now we'll
take a break and we're gonna come back and get
a recap of the bars right after this. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Man, the updates are endless, but I can put a
nice little bow on it. Headed downtown, Baser convinced me
of the hotel. Billy came in. We all got together
around five with Alex and all them. Billy went hard
with his outfit. He had cowboy boots on, wranglers. He
had everything but the bolo tie and the cowboy hat.
I said, Billy, good God, it's called cmafes. You don't
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have to dress like a rodeo clown. Take the boots off.
But he stuck with it. I had a coat, he dude.
I think he was out of town. Baser usually communicates
with everybody. God, I just party. I'm not trying. If
you texted me, I would have saw it. Three days later.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Okay, so this is five pm on Friday night.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Five pm on Friday night. So immediately we're bouncing around,
we're bar hopping, and Barstool I believe was the spot
because I remember Ashley saying, you can't have a cutoff
at barstool. You have to have sleeves. And I said, oh, really,
a woman can have a tube top with her hangers
hanging out and I gotta wear sleeves.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
That's the way of the world.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah, exactly. So then we went to the barstool. I
told you about the flood from about seven o'clock until nine,
my shoes were drenched because if you had to take
a piss, you had to go through the sandbags and
the co complete flooding situation that was happening at Lake
Ponta train.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Were they yelling, Hey, it's Katrina in here.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Dude. It was bad. I mean, at some point I
looked around and I said, hey, does anybody have any sandbags?
But there we made friends immediately on Ashley's friends. We
were talking to her a couple other dudes, and we
went over to Morgan Wallen's bar for the first time.
I was it.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Did they have a sign?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Couldn't tell you because there was.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
A big, big hub ub here in Nashville where the
city council was not going to prove them to have
a sign because of Morgan Wallen's antics. And I'm like,
you realize he doesn't need a sign. People know it's
Morganwallen's bar. They're going there.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I will tell you this about it. It's a tall
and skinny Oh really. You look at the bar and
you look and it goes straight up and you can
maybe touch both walls with your hands.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Really yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Mean it's weird. It's the dance floor and you look
up and there's four floors packed. I mean, oh, definitely packed.
We got a drink pretty quick there. We ran into
a couple of Ashley's friends. They're really nice. I believe
they live in the country. We made new friends and
they're gonna come over and hang out. I think interest
Baser made best friends with him. But then that's when
I turned in. Apparently at one point during the night,
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Baser said, my legs stopped working. Oh no, So then
we went back to the house.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
We went we were alcohol paralysis. I've heard of that.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
We were in bed by ten pm on Friday, night.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
You and Baser, but everybody else continued.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Billy was continued. Apparently he went to Gars and shut
it down. They had ordered at least four different bottle services.
One of the signs said Bugatti or Ferrari, another one
said Rolex or ap two types of watches.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I mean they dropped so much money. And the pictures
that surfaced it was Billy and Alex at an entire
booth by themselves, didn't have one person. They didn't have
one person.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
With the there's a bad sign, you know, you know
that that screams hurt, heart man, hurt.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
But they had fun. Dude, I've never seen him laugh
so hard. Next day, Billy text me and I think
eleven am, and he goes, hey, are we meeting up
before we rally? And I need to level out. And
so then they came down and I said, Billy, we
have one hundred and fifty dollars worth of alcohol and
we've drank two high noons. I said, please, for the
love of God, come down here before we go the diner,
and let's get drinks and drinks. So people are chugging,
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we're drinking champagne. I had a bloody and a can.
Apparently it has a ten point alcohol that's double a beer.
Oh can they warn you on the can?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah? Maybe write that bigger, bigger letters, bigger letters.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I took that thing down and started zeeing double before
I even got on the elevator. But then I think
my sister swung by, we said, because then I was
trying to get her into shaboozi at like Wanish. So yeah,
she may have swung by. She swung by the night before,
got it the night before? Is my sister. It was
all my friends from Wyoming and we all caught up
at our condo and then we split up. Yeah, that
(32:45):
was it that Nick and Karen.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Did I mention them?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
No, they were out too.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Gosh, you gotta how can you forget Nick and Karen.
They were a big piece of this puzzle.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
So Billy the whole night thought he was Bones.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Nick thought Nick was boned.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah or something like. Or he thought it was Bone's
executive assistant or something. He goes, Billy goes, I established
dominance all night, and I go what, And he goes,
isn't that the executive producer of your show? And I go, dude, No,
that's Nick, my friend. Dude. He goes, don't worry. A
stout dominance was established all night. I was Billy, that
(33:20):
was my friend. You didn't have to shot.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Billy was showing a big cocking yes for no reason.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
That's interesting, no reason at all. Billy, what are you doing?
I go, no, that's my friend.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
That's terrible.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
So but next day we hit the diner and that's
when the shots started. About one the girl, the waitress
is taking a shot down so she may can make
one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
That's smart by that waitress.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Uh. Then we went to Garson. We were at Gars
all day bottle service. At one point there was a sign.
Did you ever see the sign? I had him put
on at the Bobby Bone Show? And then Bobby Bone
show account retweeted it and I jagged.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I don't have X man. Oh man, I oh sorry,
I haven't looked at insta. I was busy, man, I'm
telling you, garage sale keeps you super busy. You're wheeling
and dealing and people like haggling and baggling. And they
asked me, oh, how much for this? And I'm like,
oh ten dollars? Uh no, okay, lead, I'm not gonna
do it.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Take it for four.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Well, I mean she didn't even offer me a counter offer.
I was just trying to start high. We meet in
the middle, because if I start at one price, she's
gonna go lower, and then I'm not gonna get as
much money. Like we had a rug I did negotiate
against myself. Nasty rug ray nasty used to be under
our bed, and so half of it is faded because
where the sunlight would hit it, and my dog lays
on it smells like dog reeks. I rolled it up
(34:41):
put in a closet a year ago, and I forgot
about it, saw it and I was like, man, we
got to get this out. Twenty minutes left in the
garage sale. We roll it out and some lady comes
up and goes how much for the rug? And I
said it has asbestos, and I mean that hits two
different colors.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
And I'm pretty new, like new.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
And I'm like, man, this is gonna go straight to
the dumpster. We're gonna to find a dumpster. And I
go ten dollars and she goes, oh ten, I go
all right, five. She didn't even say no, I won't
pay ten bad. I felt so bad that she goes
ten and I was like, oh, she's hesitating five and
she bought that rug and I threw it back. I
rolled that thing up, threw it in the back of
her expedition before she could even smell it.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Was that homeless edition of a shark tank.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah, and my wife gets pished. She goes, what are
you doing? She didn't say no to ten. You just
negotiated us out of five dollars. I said, yeah, but
guess what, we don't have a damn rug. I said,
I was giving her no chance to change her mind
on that nasty ass rug. And I threw it in
the back of that expedition and let's get out of here.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Uh segway. So we got out of the dying sorry,
and I said, guys, we haven't seen any music yet.
I said, we have to go experience cmafest because nobody
would go to shows with me. Justin had pants on
and it was eighty five degree, so he was hot outside.
Billy all of a sudden doesn't like country music once
he starts drinking. Bayzer just wants to go see nineties
country music. So I say, guys, can we go see
(36:08):
George Burge at the Riverfront? We go, we see George Burge.
Holy crap. We actually listened to some country music at
CMA Fest and then from there to Gar's Bottle service
had the sign Bobby Bone show tag Bones. He probably
saw it was like, what the f? It was great?
We shut the place down. It was Billy made twenty
new friends. At one point there was a We had
(36:29):
a section of about forty people. I knew four of
them Bayser, Billy, and Justin. Other than that, nobody else
I knew.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Did Justin have the time of his life with Billy?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Dude? They talked a little bit. Billy was on another level.
So Billy's Billy was trying to like schmooze. He's trying
to handle the bottle service. So like every five minutes,
they're coming over to sign the credit card. I said, guys,
for the love of guy, can I pay for something? Billy?
Your money didn't exist around Billy. They were offended if
you tried to pay. So they would bring us high
noons and lunch pals. That's Gars dial. We had lunch
(37:01):
pail after lunch pail of high noon. Billy's buying drinks,
Justin's chilling, and then after that, Justin never tried to
buy drinks no, justin lace back.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
How smart? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I think he actually played it even smarter than me,
because there was a couple of times I'd say, hey,
let me pay No, man, you're good, all right, seriously,
I can pay. No, you're good. Okay. I only tried twice.
All right, thanks guys. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
It's like brunch man. We had my my wife, me
and my three kids, and then it was my cousin
Michelle and her husband Todd, and the lady goes, oh,
you know, and we're like, oh, we'll take our check
and Todd goes, now, we'll get it all.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
And I'm like, what he's establishing? Doc.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I'm like, okay, and I don't worry about Todd, and
he goes, no, I got it. I was like, cool,
you got.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
It this dude. Dudes are just trying to establish dominant.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
You ain't got a buck up on me, Todd. Hey, Todd,
you you want that bill? Take that damn pill?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Todd?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
You know what I mean. I just tried to fake
the oh no not and he goes, no, I get
I said, Todd, you can have it. I don't know
if he was thinking I was gonna call his bluff
one more time. Bright.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
It was a double bluff check.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
And he was trying to look good in front of
my cousin Michelle, like, hey, I'll take care of your cousin,
you know what I mean, Like this is the second
time I've ever met him in my life. Yeah, I'll
go ahead, and I'll like, I'm ready to pay for
that bill. And so he paid for that damn bill. Geez.
But back to the bars, that's but.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
No, so that and then we uh, I mean there
could have been a couple other spots that we just
hit up real quick, but then it was uh, then
it was back to the condo because we had paid
like five hundred dollars. We said, hey, we want to
experience the condo. So we're back there. Music Ali came
and met up with us. Ashley's back there, justin Billy Alex.
We're all drinking and Ashley no, no hooking up. I believe.
(38:32):
I posted a picture on our Instagram and said that
they have uh kissed and made up, not literally kissed,
but made up. And then at that similar in that
time is when Billy's place flooded and we were down
there investigating it, trying to get the word out that
they needed to shut that water off. Man, you want
to know something that sobers you up quick as if
a room fluff flood. All of a sudden, people are
pull out their phones, phone numbers. Most people are in
(38:55):
a daze. The entire day when that happened. We had
people down their towels. Boom, Hey, Ali's like, up, you guys,
need to get up here. Flooded room, flooded room. We're
making phone calls.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Knocket on the neighbor's door. Get out, get out, due, get.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Out, get out. It's the opposite of a fire.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Everybody's like, let's go swim and get your swimsuits, get
your swimsuits, let's go.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
At one point, I think Billy thought it was a pool.
He was like in his boxer swimming in it. That's
a good call on your part. But uh, did they
go out to another bar? I know we turned in
about noon or midnight, the opposite of noon, and then
next day they went out again. But we went home
to the country. I texted them a picture of my
cat and I said, I'm back home with my cat.
Leave me alone. No more text for at least four days.
(39:33):
I need one day of darkness. Good night, goodbye, and
I think Billy made his flight. His flight was at
like seven pm, and he goes, are you guys coming
out Billy? God's Green Earth? Are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Any chance Billy's gonna move to Nashville.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
He had a lot of fun, but their companies in Austin,
so I mean, you can always move the head quarters, dude.
They had They had a ton of fun though, I
mean our locates. Alex work with him, yeah, oh, never
hung out with him the entire weekend.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Never really established their relationship.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
So no, I know, they're friends, worked together, but still
have no idea what Alex does. But he knew us
from the old days in Austin. Ah. Yeah, he was
a fan of the show. He's like, dude, you used
to be crazier in Austin. Like, yeah, man, I'm old now.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, dude, we've gotten married and well some of us,
you know, we're still married. So yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
But they did make their flight. Man, they made it
back to Austin.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Oh good, yeah, hung his ball. I mean today it worked.
They're gonna be unproductive.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
We took Justin back to the West side, dropped him off.
Then we went to the north side of justin and ride. Yeah,
and then we said, guys, none of us are coming
back downtown at least for another month. I'm smart.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Sounds like you got a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Man or it was one of those two good it
was too good.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, we're me. We had pizza and beer on Friday
night setting up for a garage sale Saturday. Garage sale.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
The neighbors though, so they're all involved in it, obviously
because it was the whole neighborhood garage sale.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
My wife invited anybody and everybody should talk to Oh, hey, well,
we're gonna have a garage You want to bring your
stuff over?
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Yeah, bring my shit and I.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Will tell you something awkward that happened that I'm still
not sure exactly how this went down, but uh yeah,
I'll tell you about it right after the break.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Rao's proposition.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
No, So we're setting up for the garage sale and
this neighbor rolls by with his two daughters. They were
going to dinner, and he's like, you guys have a
garage ow tomorrow. And I'm like, no, we're just putting
all this shit in the front yard for nothing, like
guess and he's like, hey, when I put the girls down.
I may have a few things I need to sell.
I'll bring it by and I'm like, okay, cool. And
(41:35):
so about nine pm he rolls back over and he
has like a trunk full of stuff and I'm like
cool man, and he's like yeah. He starts slapping price
tags on it. You know what I mean, how much
he wants for it. I'm like, all right, cool and
he throws it in the yard.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Great, get out of my yard.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
And I said, yeah, man, we're probably gonna start about
seven am tomorrow because people start coming early. He goes, oh, no, no, no,
I'm going to cruise the neighborhood and shop because I
gotta find my daughter bike.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
You guys just handle this for me.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
He goes, you just clugged the money hit me when
I get when I sell something?
Speaker 1 (42:05):
What in my eBay? And I'm like really, like, he's genius.
He showed you dominance.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
And I'm like, so you want me to sell your
stuff while you go shopping? Dude? He his nuts in
your face. So, dude, around seven forty five, he rolls by,
Hey man, I sold anything yet?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
No, man, you're not getting real time updates.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Thanks, And I'm like, no, nothing yet. He goes, man,
I can't believe that strider bike hasn't sold yet. And
I'm like yeah. He goes all r well, I got it.
We gotta go circle the neighborhood. I son found my
daughter a bike. Leaves. Twenty minutes later, the strider bike
sells and I text him. I was like, hey, strider
bike sold, and he goes, all right, I'll be buying five.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
To grab the money, dude, he used you like your
ship Shauana Michigan reference.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
He grabs them, he grabs the money. He goes all right, man,
we're gonna head on over here and look on the
backside the neighborhood so you can find a bike. I'm
like all right. And then like ten minutes later, he's
like he had some like led mask that you put
on like for Halloween. I was like, hey, I don't
know how much what you want for this mask. It
says thirty, but I'm taking fifteen for it. He goes
all right, I'll come by and get the money. He
is there within five minutes. I'm like, I thought you
were out shopping, dude.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
He just gets coming back to get the money. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
And then he's like, hey, man, we're about to head
to play it against sports, So if we can find
a bike, let me know if those other you know,
those other items sell.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
It was he hard? Did he need money? I don't know,
but I'm like he had a guy's that they pay
money to.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I'm like, uh, bro, Like, it wasn't dump your stuff
in my front yard and let me run the garage
cell for you. That's not what I was saying.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Hey, man, make sure you get money for me, cold
hard cash man. I'll be back in five minutes.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
But we had I mean, we had kids running all
over the place. We had freaking Mimosa's flowing. I mean,
it was just pure chaos. And my wife, my two
year old, like, I don't even know where he was
the whole time, but he's just riding up and down
the street. Like the one couple was selling to Thomas
the train electric little train. They could never sell it
because the damned kids wouldn't get off of it. Nobody
knew it was for sale, but I might. And my
(43:55):
wife's like, do you see him? I think they're down
the street a little bit. I mean two year old.
I'm just like, I have no idea, too busy making deals.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
So was there a total amount of how much was
made because it sounds.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Oh, there was a lot of money. There was a
lot of money being made, dude. My family made like
six fifty.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Don't you about to say six figures?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Uh? The other family they made seven hundred. Insane. It
was all shit, all shit, dude, all shit. I mean,
just dude.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
People will buy shit.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
They buy anything, man, they buy anything.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
The garage sale is the best. They do it all
the time in the country.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Why don't we do more of them.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
You can just throw anything out there and someone will
buy it.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
You got like a beer that's half drank.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
A fifty cents, fine deal. Unbelievable, dude. So it was
a good weekend. It was a very profitable weekend. But
I got kind of duped into selling that guy's stuff,
and so then he sold a couple more things. I
was like, hey, man, like he stopped by the end.
He was like, I sell anything else. I was like, yeah,
you did. But I'll be honest, man, I don't remember
how much I sold it for, so I'm just gonna
go ahead and keep that money. He's like, all right,
(44:58):
sounds good, man.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Hey, I think you need to pay a visit to
his house. Hey, man, can we talk about how you
established dominance on me? And I feel like he used me.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Hey, you know how you came and put your nuts
in my front yard and you were like, hey man,
sell my shit. I'm gonna go. I'm not gonna be
out here hustling. I'm gonna go hang out with my daughters.
Yeah about that. Let's not do that next year, dude.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
This weekend was all about establishing dominance. That guy got
you to sell all of his shit. You worked for him?
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah, right, you're right, You're right. I did work for it, dude.
I didn't realize that I was the hired help to
run his genius. I got hired to sell his crap
and it wasn't even out partners. I didn't even realize
what he was doing. I thought, man, he's coming over
in the morning. No, he's going bike shopping for his daughter.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
I love that he kept coming back though, to collect
the money because he knew if it built up that
some of it might fall to the way. So he
wanted everything that.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
He everything, and within five minutes he was there every time,
every time like, oh no, I'm busy right now, can't
come out and hang out like, I'm like, your kids
don't want to, Like his kids had never played with
my kids before.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Because you ask him if he was hard up for money.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
No, I didn't, but there was. Hey, you want to
know the deal the weekend. This one family two years ago, though,
they bought this outdoor furniture and it came with an ottoman,
and they bought it for fifty bucks. They used it
for two years, sat on their back porch, patio, whatever
you call it, and they the ottoman. Their kid jumped
(46:23):
on it and went right through it, and they're like,
all right, I think it's falling apart. Time to sell it.
Put in the garage sale for seventy five dollars without
the ottoman sold. They used it for two years and
made twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Dude, you guys were pushing around shit for forty eight hours. Dude,
it was you guys. Her shit salesman.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Unliev I mean, he was like, as long as they
don't look up at it close, he goes the plastic
is cracking, Like if you pick up the cushions, you
can see like where the's coming apart.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Dude. The second that dude left after the chick after
buying the rug, how were you not like, oh my gosh,
somebody just bought the rug.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Oh my gosh, the rug sold. Was like, oh my god,
that rug sold. It was like I couldn't believe it.
My wife was like, she's gonna have to go in
the dutchot. We're never gonna sell it. And this lady
buys it and we are just I'm like dancing, like,
oh my god. We sold the rug. And one lady
that was in the house comes out and I was like,
guess what we sold the rug. She goes, no way,
(47:29):
no way.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
She's like it was off colored with asbestos.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
It was off color with a nasty stinch, and we
sold it.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
And it is we're COVID originated.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
They might still have COVID up in that rug, man,
it might. Oh boy, what a weekend. It was a
good weekend. I'm glad you had a good weekend. The
Celtics had a good weekend. Mavericks fans not such a
good weekend. I have not heard my buddy John, who's
a huge Mavericks fan, haven't heard a pepe from him.
I have not heard from Mike Harris, he is a
big Mavericks fan, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
I predicted a lot of those futures, and I haven't
heard one person thank me for those futures picks.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, so all right, everybody, have a good Monday. We'll
see a Wednesday. I mean I got some Yeah, Yeah,
that was good.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Here.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Your weekends sound a lot more fun than mine.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
I didn't want it, though I was against it. Billy
booked on like Thursday. I told Bay, I want to
go down and see my sister come home instead. We're
there for fifty six hours, but you definitely it's worth it,
no less than fifty six alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Hey, give Billy my condolences. Man. Yeah, that couldn't have
been more awkward. That couldn't have been more awkward. Damn
hate that I did that.
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