Ray The Camp Counselor

Ray revealed the best job he had in his life and we were shocked to learn he was a camp counselor. Aaron Rodgers is back from the darkness to make us a promise but he then immediately breaks that promise. One of the top NFL draft prospects is in trouble with the law but will that hurt his draft stock? LeBron is hurt so what does that mean for the Lakers the rest of the season and the LIV Tour sucks worse than we thought.  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
They come up with some drink or drink a drink,
their buddy makes a drink or something. So they get
on their social media platforms and talk about how awesome
their product is, and dude, it's sold out everywhere you go.
Really Yeah, Like at my kids basketball game. Uh, you

(00:21):
walk around and every kid has a Prime in their hand,
and the concession guy like, hey, you get any primes.
They're like, dude, we sold out. I don't know what
this stuff is, but one mom told us to go
get it over at Costco. We bought five cases. They
were gone in like thirty minutes. And their marketing falls
right into their own laps that a monkey. They were
what were they at? They were at a national zoo
or something. Maybe maybe they're in Indonesia. Stop, how come

(00:45):
when I'm telling this story, you're acting like I don't
know what I'm talking about. But now, all of a sudden,
you know about a monkey selling prime drink. It just
jogged my memory. So a monkey, So Logan Paul, let's
just say they're one and the same. Logan and Jake
are the same person. The Paul boy comes and grabs
the prime and runs off of it while they're recording
that's in real life. Yeah, there's a video online about it.

(01:07):
And so the drink blew up through the roof when
that happened, because hey, the monkey wants to drink it,
so it must be good. That's amazing. Yeah, I'm telling
you every kid knows about Prime and they want it,
and they want it now the store doesn't have it.
You have to order it online. Now. The videos so perfect.
You think it's fake, but it's real. What are you
ordering Prime? No, I'm just looking up the video. I've
never even seen. What if my dog was able to

(01:30):
grab one of a drink that we're promoting. No, I
just really grabbed my monkey all the time, rifle coffee.
That's really funny if it would play the video. He's
not right with all the murders in our country about what? Hey,
did you see the coach Alabama said, it's not they
were patting down the Alabama player. It was that. It
was you're now free to fly like air, Jordan, you're

(01:52):
flying through the air. It wasn't a gun thing. Coach
came out and said that the pregame pat down Anthony
Richardson what's the kid's name? Anthony richards came out, defamation
lawsuits left it right, guys, I'm gonna do it live.
Arnold's still recovering from COVID, the coronavirus, the novel Corona

(02:16):
eighteen virus. Good God, I hope he's okay. Apparently got
in his buttole it goes right through the body and
he is still recovering. Hasn't been able to smell his
own piss for a week. Do a lit? Two fruits
are losers? What up, everybody? I'm Lunchbox. I know the

(02:41):
most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
What's up, everyone, I'm Eddie and I know the least
about sports, but I'm your average sports fan. You're a
sports watcher. I don't know the who's who's, and I
don't know the what's what's. It all started when a
dumbass not another on that what's up? Y'all? It is

(03:02):
Sison only had to stop the clip there after the
two because we no longer have three in the coming months.
I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male. I live
with Bezer on the west side. The lease is up
in the air right now we're still looking at land houses.
You know the cost A particle board guys over to
you got the video. They're not at a zoo. It

(03:22):
looks like they're in the wilderness at a just a
park in South Africa, and the monkeys or baboons are
grab grab his bag and then they almost start attacking
him on top of the car. Look at him. Oh
and they got the prime, the prime. The guy he's
coming after him. That's crazy. What if we had an

(03:45):
animal grab ready, he grabs the prime and he's out here.
You're right, coach, that's the best promotion ever. The monkey
wants the prime. Imagine if we could have got a
monkey to sell the convention tickets. A monkey comes and
grabs the ticket, then maybe anybody quit and maybe we
would have made a little bit of money. But back

(04:07):
to the pat down, there's no way that is what
it was. Here, Ray come and pat me down. He
puts his arms out and the guy pats him like
he's checking for a gun. In their defense. There's video
footage of them doing it months ago before the shooting,
right right, But that still is him getting a pat
down by an officer. But they say it's a tsa
pat down. You're now free to move without the country.

(04:28):
Where was it the Alabama milk the guy that was
involved with the Brandon Miller he was involved with every
when he gets announced as a starter, he comes down
and a walk on pats him down like checking for
a gun. Oh, that's just weird. And they've been doing it?
Are they still doing it? They were still doing it
even after they have to stop stop. As funny as

(04:51):
that was, which I don't even understand how that was
funny in the first place. After the investigation and the
gun stop it. You had to stop it immediately, but
they still did it for like a week and a
half after all this news came out about him being
the one that had the gun and he drove the
car down there, all that and they were still doing it.
And the coach said, I'm sorry, I don't pay attention
to the pregame. I'm drawing up plays and coach, and

(05:12):
I'm like, shut up, coach, you're telling me you don't
watch that that you've never seen it happen. The way
to find out if I can see my nine year
olds tickling each other and giving each other a little
wet willie, trust me, he's seen what his kids are doing. Yes,
and maybe it is a TSA pat down. But from
the optics of it, you don't know it's a TSA
pat down. It looks like, hey, it doesn't matter what

(05:35):
is TSA patting you down for? I get it optics
Wayne University. But what does what does t say? That's
what I was about to get to. What do you
mean what do they take? You need to ask TA
make sure you don't have a weapon. They tell me
it's random. Guys. You need to go to TSA and say,
why do you pat people down? Is it for a gun?
Because if it's not, coach is right and I'll hang
up and let's for a gun. Need to ask a

(05:56):
TSA guy a gun or a knife? Let me tell
you guys, though, Brandon Miller needs to get drafted number
one overall. He needs to go. He's not gonna be
number one, beyond is gonna be number one, and hopefully
hopefulease lottery gods give him to the Spurs. We need
him because no free agents are coming to San Antonio.

(06:17):
But we get this guy. It's gonna turn the franchise
around and maybe maybe that'll say, hey, you know what
I want to go play in San Antonio. You don't
want you heard you want Brandon Miller. Let me tell
you why you never heard of Zion. I had instruct
you about Zion. You've introduced me to Derrick Henry, Zion

(06:37):
noticed ZIONI everybody knew about Zion Eddie, No, no no, no,
I didn't. I told him about the Dunks on the podcast.
Ray told me about Yannis Antokopo before they were famous.
He didn't, Yes, he didn't. And do you know Lebron James. Hey,
but let me tell you about Brandon Miller. You want
someone who his entire personal life is crumble, but it

(07:01):
doesn't affect his presence on the court. Like it's unbelievable.
It's almost like he needed to get in trouble or
even like some kind of investigation for him to play
even better. But he is putting up amazing points while
the rest of his world around him is in distress.
That's crazy. It really wasn't there the firm man. It's

(07:23):
almost like the low country. Are you talking about Alabama? Alabama?
He barely got touched you. Thank you, the media, the
hoop law. Everybody is talking about it. Everybody is yelling
the opposing crowd is yelling lock him up, lock him up,

(07:43):
and he's like, gope yourself, and you know what he
does yourself, I'm gonna drop forty one on your ass
like that, Like I'm not gonna let the outside noise
affect me. If anything, it's gonna make me focus even more.
And you know he's not going to do that crap.
He took eight steps in the final possession. I'm just saying,
but I'm not saying, but I'm saying, I'll hang up
and listening. Guys, they all take eight steps. They all

(08:05):
carry the ball when he all carry the ball. But
when he sent it to overtime in that game, we're
talking about this from a week ago. They showed a video. Coach, dude,
he started walking and didn't stop for about five coaches
that euro step when I mean, coach, they take eight steps. No,
but I'm saying, when he was in the three point stance,
you should know you're a coach. Yeah. Yeah, he went
to the right, two steps, went to the left, two steps,

(08:26):
went a couple forward too. No, he did. He did
the Cupid shuffle. Yeah, to the left, to the left,
to the left, to the right, to the right, should
have had that clips. I don't know now I was
trying to but yeah, I mean he's great, but he's
not going number one. He was gonna He'll be saying, yes,

(08:47):
are there better players than him? Yes, But the way
that he can kind of isolate everything and focus on
basketball while everything's happening is unbelievable. So he wasn't going
as high as he was. He gun stuff, he was. No,
he he never stopped as well because Anthony Richards and
the football guy. He used to be eighty to one
odds to go number one. Now he's eight to one.
Oh is that why you brought him up randomly? No,

(09:08):
I'm just saying draft stuff. These guys know what they're
talking about because it's the Combine week next week? Yeah?
This Where are you going this week? You're gonna go
up there? Is it Combine? Yes? Well, I don't know.
We don't go to Radio Road for the super Bowl.
Why would we go to Radio Road for the Combine?
Which I bet you if you put on some NFL
like polo shirt with a clipboard, they'll let you in.
Where's it at? Nice? We don't even know the city.

(09:29):
I don't know. It's usually an Indie, but they took
it on the road. They talked about they were gonna
take it on the road. Now. I think it was
in La last year, but maybe that was COVID stuff.
I don't know where's the combine this year NFL Combine
twenty twenty three, noo watch, it's in Nashville that we
had no idea, could have had all the access in
the world. It is back in India at Lucas Oil State.

(09:50):
It's in India, Indie and nah Indiana. Yeah, but I
don't think that's a big deal. I don't need to
know where the city where they're gonna show these guys
in tight shirt and they're gonna run the forty and
they're gonna jump, and they're gonna throw. Some of them
are gonna throw the football. A lot of them are
not gonna work out. They're just gonna be there and talk.
I don't know. Let's be really guys that go there.
Zach Wilson's supposed to be amazing. Flop. See, that is

(10:13):
what desperation, that's just their um potential and that's what's
what and that's what a lot of these are. Will Levis.
Desperation makes you make crazy decisions. Zach Wilson played at
b YU, there was no hype about him, and then
all of a sudden, leading up to the draft, it's like,
this dude is amazing, he's so unbelievable and his mom's friend. Yeah,

(10:39):
and he gets drafted like number two overall. It's like,
where did that come from? They do this because they're
desperate quarter You are desperate for a quarterback, so you
make these crazy decisions. Like now, all of a sudden,
the Bears are making a crazy decision. They're gonna get
rid of fields. They're not. They're not gonna get rid
of fields. And they're gonna get CJ. Strouds They're not.
They're not gonna get CJ. Stroud. They're not gonna draft

(10:59):
a orderback there, Like, there is no surefire quarterback in
this draft. If there was a Caleb Williams, if there
was a Andrew Luck, if there was a Peyton Man,
Bryce Young, Bryce Son, it just came out, Dick ain't
as big as we thought it was. He's five nine
and a half. Oh, I'll hang up and listen. I
would have thought it was a big all the while
they said he was six foot. He's clinging to life

(11:20):
at five nine and a half, I believe, so that's
a lot of it. It was a massive article. They
got a lot of traction guys. I may have got
the numbers mixed up, but he was not as tall
as nine and a half. Bama. They do a little
bit of a funky numbering in Bama, I think they do.
They do a funky numbering at every university. They make

(11:40):
every athlete a little bit taller to make them a
little bit more impressive for the draft boards, for the scouts.
Everybody tries to make the numbers more impressive. And then
oh that's it. What does the what does the college
get out of their player going to the to whatever team.
Because you're a coach and you don't know this, please
explain to him. It's easy. Nick Saban goes into your houses. Hey,

(12:00):
you want me to get you drafted. Look what I
got this guy drafted. I got that guy drafted. I
got that guy drafted. When you don't have people getting drafted,
it's hard to say, hey, I'm gonna turn you in
an NFL prospect. Yeah, but they've already got a lot
of people like you think you think that Saban is
gonna talk about Bryce Young, I mean, he's got to
just be like Derrick Henry. He's got to go down
the list. Najie Harris He's got I mean, he's got

(12:22):
like thirty people. He doesn't need Bryce Young on the list.
Do you think it helps when you look at a
quarterback if they say, hey man, that mar Jones. That
quarterback is six three or would you rather have them say, oh,
that quarterback's five ten and a half. That's different than
what you were saying to begin with, though, But you're saying,
why do they lie? It improves their draft appearance. It looks,
hey man, I'm getting this guy drafted in the top ten.

(12:43):
You come here. I think they get a cut. I
think that the university gets a little bit of money
from that well. And I think that once the player
tah goes to Miami, Hey, coach, my first contract, I'm
gonna give you ten percent of it. You think they
fudge the numbers for that reason why? I think they're
not strict about it. And wrestling is the only one
where you have to be to the pound. Basketball, they

(13:05):
would just ask us how tall we were, And I'm
thinking in college it's a lot more impressive when you
see the opposing team six foot six six six nine,
Holy crap, seven six. They're fudging the numbers by thine interestive.
You know what I tell my kids, it's not about
the heights. It's not about the size of Guess what
that rim is still ten feet tall from them and us? Yeah,
I love it. God, get the measure, you get to

(13:27):
you go to the top measure. Yeah, what is that?
Ten feet is the one at home? Hoosiers? Good job, right,
hang up and listen, all right, after the break, we're
not going to break. But they say that Bryce Young
is five ten and a half. That worries you short quarterbacks.
It's tough, I said Drew Brees. I said Kyler Murray.

(13:51):
I said Kyle Murray, And I said, finally, and finally,
does Young all short, all suck? Give me a left
handed two. They they don't suck. They're not great. Joe
Breede wasn't great. He was good. He was good, but
he always am looking at lineman in front of him.
That's true. But it's very rare for the shorter quarterbacks.
I mean, it's more they're more able to do it

(14:13):
now in today's game where they tall. Dude, he's probably
I don't know, he's probably he's probably my height. Here's
a great piece of advice. If you're a kid right
now playing football, throwing the football in your backyard and
Alabama alaback at that pig skin out and say, dad,
I want to be the quarterback at Alabama. Wah is
that a beautiful woman? Jalen Hurst six one, the tallest

(14:36):
sixth one? Look at that? You know what that is?
That's an inch. That's he's one inch taller than me.
That's small. There's just not a tall dude here here.
Compare this. What's his size? Here's mine? No, no, no,
we're not. And if if you're a wide receiver and
the and you can't see the quarterback, quarterback can't see you,

(14:56):
hang up and listen. How tall was Wes Welker. He
wasn't tall, but he played wide receiver, wide receiver slot.
You're talking about Vegas, he said, receiver. You don't have
to be tall to be a receiver. He don't. Heah Megatron.
I think he has an advantage where's depending on what
route he's running. I think DK Metcalf has an advantage.
Who would you rather have DK Metcalf or Westwalker who's

(15:17):
better metcalf Brady says, hold my beer, I'll show you
what I can do exactly exactly what I'm saying. It's
all depends on what you're looking for. If you're looking
for a down the fact, I want a big man tall,
I want a tall big man. You know what I'm saying,

(15:37):
long arms, I understand. Weenspan. Now do you want to
talk about draft status? What about Jalen Carter? We'll talk
about the alleged number one overall pick is now charged
with street racing that killed his teammate. Yeah, see coach,
let's read more about this. Okay, So they were leaving

(16:00):
this Georgia. It was two thirty am and they were
leaving a parade or whatever, and they're racing one hundred
miles an hour. It's red lining down the street. That
you ever done that when I had a fast car,
Now I got the SUV. You don't do it. Yeah,
And the other car lost control, hit a pole. The
two occupants died, which was an assistant or whatever, a

(16:21):
manager of the team and one player. And now it
is revealed that Jalen Carter was racing them. They were
going in and out of traffic. Their friends, their friends,
their teammates, and they're racing down the road. Part of
my friend were talking basketball or football football. Jalen Carter's
supposed to be he's rated the number one prospect. I
don't have it. You've heard of him. I know you
have your draft board, Keith does. Kid. I made poster boards,

(16:43):
and if your I post through boards, you're ready for
March madness. I've got sixty four of them. Kid. My
guess is Chris Carter's gonna go to the Vikings. Kid,
get over here. I bought post their boards. Kid, Hey,
kid at number two, I have Bo Jackson. I bet
he goes to the Raider kid out of Texas. He's

(17:05):
gonna be the best sense spiller. His name Earl Campbell.
Ah No, but he was supposed to talk to the
media today at the Combine. Guess what he is no
longer going to talk to the media this week? Why
not because his because his do not talk. Do not talk,

(17:26):
don't talk because there's no reason to talk. Lawyers say,
you don't got to talk. You don't have to talk, Like,
what is the point of you talking to the media.
You want to get your side of the story. There
is no your side of the story. I think everything
you told me explains what happened. It's called plead the
tenth mothercker. Here's the deal. What's his charge? Reckless driving?

(17:46):
Let me see. Hold on, I'll tell you every the
exact charge. Thank you. He has a warrant out for
his arrest for a charge that's a misdemeanor. This is
a misdemeanor charge. Did your friend die? Did the car
you're racing have a car accident? Yes, they crashed. That's sad,
it's unfortunate. He's probably going through a lot of pain.
But it's a misdemeanor charge. He's not gonna serve any

(18:09):
times investigation. Reckless driving and racing. Okay, I get it.
It's a big deal, but it's not a deal where
you're like, it's gonna affect your draft pick. It's not
gonna affect your future. How are you gonna take this
future away from this young man because he decided to race.
It's a here's the what they look at it. I

(18:30):
think NFL teams maturity. What is your decision? You know
what the maturity level is? All these kids getting drafted,
I don't know, out of ten four some of them
are better than others, And you have to look at
it and say, listen, I'm gonna give this guy millions
of dollars? Am I gonna give money? Are you giving
them millions of dollars four? For his future or for

(18:51):
him to play football for you the best that he can? Man? Right?
But if he is making bad decisions off the field,
can I trust him? Is he gonna be here for team?
Is he gonna be mature enough that I give him
this million dollars? He's still gonna be dedicated to football
and play football and make good decisions with these millions
of dollars. It's called the wonderlick mother. That's that's why

(19:12):
when they have bad character issues, a lot of the
times they drop in the drip because it's like, man,
can I trust that guy? Am I gonna use a
top five pick on someone that has been arrested three
times or done heads arrested. I'm not saying him, I'm
saying anybody. You're saying it in the same sense. It
sounds like you're talking. I said that has been arrested
three times, has been done this been uh is suspended
from the team for something. Those character issues are what

(19:35):
people look at and that's a sign of immaturity. Racing
in one hundred and something miles an hour is a
sign of immaturity. So defensive line. Look, you need a
guy that's crazy to be your defensive You're right, you
need him. He is crazy. You want someone to be
a little crazy, right, I don't see any but there's

(19:56):
a line between crazy and rugs. Crazy. Coach are racing
one hundred miles per hour, and my buddy Isaiah did
that like five years ago. Like it's just like, okay, cool, Isaiah,
you shouldn't be at your job anymore because you went
one hundred miles per hour. But it's not fair, guys.
I know we don't have any of the facts, like
he murdered someone. When is the draft? Let me just say,

(20:17):
for instance, because I know we don't know any details.
We do no prep. Say the draft is in April,
right around the eighth. Okay, today is the beginning of March.
March he needed a month. I know, we don't know
when this drag racing was. Was it a week ago?
It was January fifteenth when the guy died. He said that,
and we're just finding out about it. We're just finding

(20:39):
out that he has a warrant for his arrest. Yes,
so January fifteenth to February fifteenth. Light, Hold on a second,
Are you telling me that Alex Murdoch maybe a part
of this? No, I'm saying he was. He needed two months,
this defensive end who did this? He needed to buy
two more months to get past the draft, make all

(21:02):
that money, then all this skeletons can come out. He
needed somebody to hush this up for two months. He
just didn't have the right legal team. But they finally
put the pieces together with video evidence and all that,
and so they do the charges. I don't think the
police department is like, you know what, We're gonna wait
two months of press charges until the draft is over
to make you a good point. So and so did

(21:24):
he get busted because of video camera? So he didn't
come out from the beginning. Now he said I wasn't
racing at first. He said he heard it from a
few blocks away. He heard the and then he just
changes the story and he left the scene, came back
two hours later, so he when the wreck happened, he
left before the police arrived. This is a hell of

(21:45):
an investigation. We should have opened up instead. We weren't.
We're fiddly fucking around that we should have been and
you play this music and bleep at the two time.
If we would have started doing the crime podcast Sports edition,
we have investigated this and had it solved for him.
There's a podcast out of Nashville. It seems to have
broke some news here. Maybe that's our transition. We go in, Yes,

(22:07):
we go and pull the camera footage. Who are you guys?
We're with the Sore Losers podcast. Are you authoritarian? Shut up?
No questions, Give me the tape. Can anybody request tapes?
Or you gotta be cops? Public information man. Here's a
statement from Jalen Carter. This morning, I received a telephone
call from the Athens, Georgia Police Department informing me that
two misdemeanor warrants have been issued against me for reckless

(22:30):
driving and racing. Numerous media reports also have circulated this
morning containing inaccurate information concerning the tragic events of January fifteenth,
twenty twenty three. It is my intention to return to
Athens to answer the misdemeanor chargers against me and make
certain that the complete and accurate truth is presented. There
is no question in my mind that when all the
facts are known, that I will be fully exonerated of

(22:51):
any criminal wrongdoing. Eddie, please go, and I have something
even more blockbuster. There is zero percent chance that he
wrote that statement. Well, a lawyer probably wrote it for him,
or his representatives, his his agent, I don't know who,
but that's what he released. So, uh, timeline the most

(23:11):
important thing in any case. Where was he that day?
What school did he go to? Georgia? What date did
you give me? January fifteen, twenty twenty three. What's important?
That happens right around January first, New Year's Eve? What
happens even more important a couple of days after that
the National Championship? So outside a week after the Natty

(23:36):
he was doing this. You're missing the big question. Where
was Wartson Bennett? He was in Dallas. Where did you
get arrested? Stetson Ben did get arrested. So every Georgia
player was intoxication on that same road though in George,
every Georgia player was going buck wild after the National Championship.

(24:01):
And I rest my case, your honor. That's the gavel.
We need to get a gavel. We don't need a gabble.
We don't need a gavel because Edie's leaving, so he
doesn't need a damn gavel. Oh I got it, love it.
That's it. You can't play two audio clips together. So
what do you think, coach. I think it's gonna hurt
his draft stock. I mean that's just they sure go

(24:23):
ahead write that print that publish it. Well, they cost
him hundreds of thousands of dollars, if not millions. Well, yeah,
of course, that's why he needs to stay number one.
But he's not gonna go number one because the Bear's
gonna trade out a quarterback's gonna go number one. Okay,
number two, he won't go because unless the Texans decide
that he get fine a first round or anywhere, he's
gonna be a first round. Here, he's gonna race up
the draft board, okay said, okay, but here's it. Hey,

(24:47):
you'll get there first fast, coach. So then doesn't matter
if he's gonna go number one overall number one, regardless,
it's a lot different if he goes number four compared
to num or twenty what money wise? Yes, millions of dollars.
That's why they guys are puckered when they drop and
the camera zooms in when they When Aaron Rodgers sits

(25:09):
in that green room and sits millions ticking away, I
mean he made up for it, Aaron Rodgers did. But
do you ever make up for it? Do you ever
make up for that twenty million dollars you lost? Yeah? No,
because you can never get that twenty million dollars. You
can get three hundred and fifty million, but you'd have
three hundred and seventy if you had that twenty million.

(25:31):
Crap I've ever heard in my life. If you're guaranteed
forty eight million if you're drafted, I don't know what
it is, but let's say you're forty eight million. I'm
writing down the math on this. If if you're guaranteed
forty eight million dollars if you're drafted number one overall,
but if you go number twenty five overall, you're only
guaranteed twenty two million. Okay, that's twenty six million difference, okay,

(25:55):
which you can make up. No, you can't. You can
never make that twenty six million up over a successful career.
You can unsuccessful. Give me the numbers again. You start out,
if you're number one overall, you can get forty eight million, guaranteed.
If you're number twenty five, you get twenty two million guaranteed. Okay,
twenty six million dollars difference. You can never make that up. Yeah,

(26:18):
you're right, you can never make it up. You can
get three hundred fifty million, but you would have three
hundred and seventy six million if you got if you
were number one overall. And it will affect some people
if you compare your grass to some of your neighbor's
grass or correct, let's say he doesn't get you always
look at your neighbor's grass. It sounds like you do.
But the sad thing is we say, oh, they're all
getting millions, it doesn't matter. They compare themselves to each other,

(26:41):
just like we compare ourselves to each and we look
at it. Can't there's no way. But there's no way
that the three of us can compare ourselves. The saddest
thing is people, I hope you guys compare yourself at
entry level, compare themselves job ways. We compare ourselves job
waise the next level, everybody compares theirselves, and jealousy is
the number one uh anversary of a doomed It's the

(27:05):
root of us and that's what happened. That's what happened
to us. I mean, that's what happened. I didn't know
we were reopening this investigation. But we're not going to
dive into it. We're gonna leave it alone. Get my
gun and when we come back. Aaron Rodgers has emerged

(27:25):
from the dark a coach that was like two weeks ago.
They read the tape. He's out of the dark, folks, hey,
and he has made a statement. He snapped one off
about four times. He made a statement about what happened
in the dark and we'll tell you right after this.
And I heard we got a report from the cleaning
crew exactly what they stumbled upon when they went in

(27:47):
his dark er. Fine, it was. It was sticky and
it smell like bleach. Aaron Rodgers said he's still missed,
he's still losing his wallet. His Darkness retreat, it was
difficult at times. He struggled with insecurities and fear. My
question is what insecurities. There's no one there to judge you,

(28:08):
So what are you insecure about yourself? Himself? I don't
think he knows himself as well as he thinks he does.
They slide him a piece of cheese. He's like, mother,
trying not to think of the packers. It's all He's like,
this taste like Wisconsin cheese. Is that a cheese curd? Mother? Hey,

(28:32):
he's insecure with himself. But he did say retiring is
really beautiful. It's an option that no longer scares him.
I love that well because and he used to scare him.
He wasn't sure. But after five six hours of going
through that, I found I found a really nice sweetness
in comfort with what I was sitting with that day,

(28:55):
and what retirement would be looked looked like, and what
would nourish my soul best? Like this dude is such like,
what in the hell is he talking about? Bro? He
did the Alahutia, He would go to volcanoes and waterfalls
in Hawaii. He has been trying to find a deeper
meaning to life for years and this darkness retreat is

(29:17):
just another one along the lines of what he's been doing. Yes,
he's trying to find the meaning in life. Do you
think a little bit He's trying to figure out what
his life means because he has no friends, he has
no family. HiT's only him, and he only has cared
about him for so long that he doesn't know what
the hell is going on and what is like once
he retires, no one's gonna care about him, and he's
just gonna be like, well, damn, I kicked my family

(29:38):
out of my life or nothing. I got no one else,
I got no friends. Do you think he has a
little bit of that? Like is that what you're talking about? Insecurity?
And he's dating a lot of women, right, lots of women.
He's skied behind a lot of yachts, if you know
what I'm saying, Yes, eventually you take your last lake
ski you say, skiing behind yachts. I've seen the yachts.

(30:00):
I've seen there all that they're that four and I've
seen the best yachts. But he knows, he knows. I
don't know if he had any bad yatsably he had
dirty yachts. He probably had some dirty yachts. So and
so he's got to figure that out. Deep tease, I
have a neighbor that could make this episode one of
the best episodes of all time. Ruies for for this episode,

(30:24):
please make a note, Please make it well, why why
do we need to deep tease? It is it? It
does had to do with Rogers. No, it has to
do with women, Ruis, I don't. I'm sorry, I just
thought of it. Okay, Justin and Ruis. I'll add it
to the schedule. Yes, but it's just funny. Listen. And
he said, for years, for years, you know, you become
a slave to the football. And when you do that,

(30:48):
you think your whole life revolves around football. Did you
play NFL football? No, No, no time about Rodgers. Okay,
for us, it's different things. Ray, Yours might beat the microphone, lunchbox,
Yours might be soccer. I can never give up soccer.
Whatever it is, you revolve yourself. Everything is about that,
you know. So after so many years, Rogers is like,

(31:10):
what is my life about? Is it just about football?
Is it just about where I'm gonna play next? No,
there's more to this than that. I'm set at it.
And he felt that in the dark He said, all
the answers are right inside of me, and I touched
on many of them, and definitely the feelings on both
sides during the darkness, and I'm thankful for that time.

(31:31):
There's a finality to the decision, and I don't take
it lightly. I don't want to drag it out and
make anybody look around. I'm answering these questions about it,
and it's gonna come out soon only and on the
Pat McAfee podcast. I don't want to drag it out,
but that's all you're doing, right, Like, so you made
a decision in the darkness, you knew, you came to
a resolution of what you want to tell us. But

(31:51):
he's not ready to tell us. But he doesn't want
to drag it out. But I'm gonna drag it out
for at least a few freaking days. Like I could
have announced that the day I got on the darkness.
It's called not dragging it out, he said. He said
he learned a lot about uh Shaniqua. I mean, he
had a chick in there. Come on, he obviously was
not there four days without a woman. No, he was.

(32:12):
He said, he was sitting over said he reached him
inside himself. He found all the answers inside, and he's
at peace with him. Right. But here's the thing. You
can just as easily text your chick, hey, I'm in
the mountains in Montana. Love to have you out here
for a couple of days. You can't. No, that's against
the rule. And you wouldn't be able. She wouldn't be
able to find him because it's so dark. But you
can find this place. You can have some visitor. You guys,

(32:35):
remember you remember camp when you thought it was just
you and the guys and you'd sneak a chick in. No,
you went to camp. You're rich, rich, You're rich girl.
It was when I was a counselor and the guys
always tried to sneak a camp counselor. Yeah, when the
lumbermill wouldn't hire us. When you imagine Ray being the

(32:59):
leader of a bunch of kid Dude, did you bring
him beer? It was the best job I ever had.
We went to bed at seven, woke up at seven.
I slept twelve hours every night. You did the three
best meals I've ever eaten in the mess hall. Dude,
it was greatness. Worked out slep all day. What kind
of camp was this? Christian camp? But kids, you could
play sports, You learn about God, you go out on

(33:20):
the lake. That was on a lake. So what was
the name of it, lake Winnipego Camp on a wanna
Oh No, But that's because we hold you in our hearts.
When we think about Jim makes me wanna fart, it's
never parked, Get it right, donkey lips? The hell are
you talking about? Movie? Quote? That's a TV show which
one camp on a wanna I've never seen it. I'm Nickelodeon. No,

(33:42):
it had to be something with Lake Superior, something to
do with Superior camp. Did you? Would you fish? You
could do whatever you want. You could fish, you could sail,
you there were you could go on the beach ball.
I didn't do. I worked it, but it was because
the lumber mill didn't hire us. So would be you
were like the dude for dirty dancing. Sure he worked

(34:02):
the camp. Yeah, but we didn't really work. You just
kind of called boys, guys, chicks all ages. I mean
there'd be kids at COMPARI how old were you when
you worked there? First year out of college or in
first year of college? So nineteen UNDERAGEE okay, but yeah,
you just why was it so fun? Just sleeping in
twelve hours? It was? There was nothing. You know how

(34:24):
many requirements we have every day there? All you had
to do is koral kids. That was your only joke.
You were twenty years old. We were adult men here
with real jobs. Yeah, you were an idiot. Then I
just stinctly remember feeling. When I was twenty, I worked
with Sam. Do you know how many freaking responsibilities I had? One?
I had get the damn cards out of the parking too,
that's it. Basically camp counselor there was a lifeguard, you

(34:46):
know what I I mean, dudies, I had none unless someone's dying,
that's it. Like my responsibility was get the cards out
of the parking lot. Oh someone needs help loading? Were
you helping load their groceries in their car? That was it.
I was not supposed to go inside the store I was.
I stay outside the entire day and just got card.
This is amazing. So that's how you want your life
to be for the rest of your life. No, I
just think back to the fun times and just how

(35:08):
chill it was now. I remember the sneaking girls in
because I always said, Hey, I'm gonna get busted if
you guys sneak girls and they can't you girls into
here for them? No, they were asking me because they're
like cool with me. They go, hey, do you care
if the girls come over and I go the one way,
I get in troubles if they do that. Why don't
you guys meet in the middle mess hall. I go
go party all night there. I don't care, just make
sure you're back here in the morning. And they did

(35:28):
so all the whole camp. But don't come to where
you're at because then you'd get because then it looked like,
oh they snuck out. I don't know. And it was
genius because I never got in trouble. They did and
they had fun. Did you ever party with them? Yeah, coach. No.
The best thing is I was like it comes out
and says, oh, yeah, it's like there's this one girl. No,
right right, right right? Was that before you're married. No,
we don't want to talk about that. There was such
an age difference that we just said cool, I don't

(35:50):
care what you guys, and we would just go to bed,
all of us counsel. How old were they fifteen? Not? No,
It wasn't no high school, dude, No, it's sixteen losers
are gonna go to that. It was young kids trying
to learn about God and about middle school. Yeah, or younger.
They were elementary school, dude. They were young because we
were elementary and they were sneaking. It was middle It

(36:11):
was so it started at kids that could barely walk
and it would go away. You took care of babies.
There was babies in this game. Who the hell has
no Edie? Eddie? Let me picture this. So there's toddlers
walking around the damn camp, newborns at the kid kids
that couldn't even talks their parents said in the camp
was the best time of his life. Though, to watch

(36:34):
the four year old Eddie. At what age did you think?
You know, I think my two year olds ready for
overnight camp. Never not once, Bro, I'd say first grade
to probably six away, first grade so then second okay,
first grade. I could see you'd send your kid off
first grade camp because they're six or seven years old.
Then you do slummer parties at six or seven six, Yeah,

(36:56):
you do slummer parties at six years old. So I
could see you going to a weeklong camp and it
was a week and then it would be a different group,
so every week it was a different group of people
you get to learn about. But greatness amazing, I could
see that. No, I just went to one camp and
that was like, uh, I don't know, it was like
a detention camp or something about that. Yeah, my buddy Peppe,

(37:20):
he invited me to come. But I think it was
like juvenile delinquents that went. He didn't tell me this crap,
but it was in San Antonio, Texas. We drove from
in a bus. It was like a school bus, not
a Greyhound bus, a school bus. We took from McCallan,
South Texas all the way to San Antonio, four or
five hour drive. We get there, they're all dudes, but

(37:41):
everyone's like a little like troubled. Well then it's obvious
what oh dude. We slept in these like like the
where we slept was just like a like I guess,
a prison, almost like the military, where they're just beds,
just beds all in rows, and the showers all like
a just one big room that almost feels like jail.
It felt like jail. And I was like, what the

(38:04):
am I doing here? It was crazy, dude. I got
back and I told my my mom and dad. I
was like, did you know this, Like, no, we had
no idea. Peppa invited you. I said, yeah, go ahead.
It was crazy, dude. But I wonder how he got
invited or do you have to go to it. I
think Pepa's dad was just like ship Pepper out, like
he needs to go to this thing. My wife went
to camp and she started at age ten, so I

(38:24):
was just trying to go with age groups there. But
did you pay for the camp? My parents did? Yeah. Actually, dude,
my first day there, some gangbanger stole my hat and
they're like, you're not getting the hat back. Just don't
don't mess with him. But was it a what did
you say? Originally it was it at a lake? Was there? No,
it was the amenities. No, it was like on a
church campus. It was like it was almost like, uh,

(38:47):
like say you like, there's a church, like a university,
like a small university with dorm rooms, with a chapel
and four or five school buildings. I let me tell you,
I never saw the outside, like outside of those walls.
I never saw you stayed inside the entire week inside
the campus. Yeah, oh okay, like I thought you meant

(39:08):
inside one building. It was like like, oh my god.
I remember in the bus we drove to San Antoni,
I'm like, wow, look at the skyscrapers. This is so cool.
The window hey, and then we went through these gates.
I never saw the outside again. It was like, shosh
ain't it's crazy? What were you straightened and buttoned up?
After dude. And it's so weird when you when you
go in there big showers, Like some people are so

(39:30):
like cool with showering in a big open room. Me,
I'm like, I'm like trying to cover myself every where
I can. But some people would just let it like
hang out. Hey, look at this, start swinging it and
I'm like, what is happening right now? Like that's crazy, dude,
I never seen that my life. Would you send your
kids to it? Hell? No, dude, my kids would cry.

(39:50):
But what were the activities? Yeah? Like what did you do?
Like what did you guys do during the day? Flag? Football, swimming, swimming?
We would do swimming stuff. Yeah they I thought it
was like just shovel dirt and I was like what Yeah,
if you were work yeah, rock, it could have been
Habitat for Humanity or something if you build houses. But
then we'd have to do classes of like you know,

(40:11):
character classes, like that's detention camp, just like that weird
crap like that weird. That's funny. But when we come
back Neighbor, We're gonna talk about Ray's neighbor and why
this is gonna be the best podcast ever because Ray
has the greatest story ever after the break, Guys, did

(40:35):
your neighbor get murdered? This isn't to do with the murder,
but I'm trying to solve something. He's trying to figure
it out. So I feel like the music goes with it.
Give it to me. So yesterday, Uh, there's four floors
in my apartment. Everybody there's twelve different buildings, but in
my building there's four floors. So I mean there could
be one hundred people that live in fifty people that
live there could be one hundred. Yeah, there's probably one

(40:56):
hundred units Okay in my individual area. Right. So anyways,
I see people all the time I've never seen before. Well,
I'm walking in my building, which I kind of feel
like I know a majority of the people. I see
a woman never seen before, and she had a sent
to her heavy, heavy perfume. Let's say she was in

(41:23):
floss pajamas. What time of day did you see her? Glad,
you asked, two pm? So pajamas, heavy perfume, say, spice bomb, makeup,
makeup done, hair a mess, hair kind of done. I didn't.

(41:43):
It wasn't noticeably bad or noticeably good. Okay, this is
the kicker. We walk right by each other very nice.
I said, hey, how's it going her? Oh? Hi? And
her car was parked right next to the apartment, so
I saw her drive off. But what she was carrying

(42:03):
set the whole scene and threw my thoughts into a tailspin.
And I can't wait till I see her again to
solve this. A dead baby, she was carrying a skull,
she was carrying a decapitated wolf. Oh heels, she was

(42:23):
carrying glass nine inch heels. So she's a stripka coach.
She went home with a dude. No, she's a stripper.
She's headed to work now, and all and all her
lingeries at this like you leave it there and you
just put it back on. So she goes in her pajamas,
then gets in her little outfits and those heels are
her stage. It's floss. Yeah no, but that's what I'm saying.

(42:45):
It's all there back in their dressing room. They have
a suitcase full of it. You live with a stripper.
So either that was easy, this woman is doing the
walk of shame or Lunchbox solved the crime in less
than one minute. For it's a stripper, you'll never find out.
You're not gonna ask her this you're talking all big

(43:06):
shot right now. But there's no way if you saw
her again today at two o'clock, no, you kild Hey, Yeah, Hi,
good to see you again. Are you a stripper? No,
that's not how you do it. Oh? Hi, are you
new to the building. Oh, I'm right, blah blah blah.
I'll be her, I'll be her. Goody good. Are you
new to the building height? No, I've been here for
a couple of years. Oh, I've never really seen you. Yeah,

(43:26):
I'm right. I work at night. Oh what do you do?
Oh damn, you got me. I'm a stripper, wow, performer? Yeah,
I'm a dancer. I dance like That's what I'm saying.
It's an easy conversation. Boys, I'm a thirty seven year
old man. It's still kind of gets me kitty excited.
There's a stripper in my apartments. You need to go

(43:47):
to her work, coach, just for research purpose. Baser has
never opposed to strip clubs. Love it. Yes, say hey,
we should go visit our neighbor. We go visit Ruis
at work. We should go visit r work. You all
visit Ruis at work. I don't know. She used to
work at the bar. Yeah, does Ruise have a job?
She works from home? Did that guy ever come visit?
Did you ever find out? Yeah? Did that guy didn't

(44:08):
come visit? I know that, but I don't know if
they're dating or online zooming. I would assume they're not
doing anything. But yeah, boys, I'll try and follow up
a little bit of a cliffhanger, but I'll have a story.
I mean, holy crap for that is there? You know what? Though,
I will say, though I did see did he oversell that? Listen? No, No,
I liked it. We're in the business of overselling. I

(44:28):
could see a mom I would say in her thirties
maybe early forties, but she was with her family, my husband, kids,
and she had glass heels too, so I wouldn't jump
on quickly. The glass heels are a dead giveaway. No,
I'm telling you right now that I saw a mom

(44:49):
in her late thirties with glass heels at the where
were we shoot? I think it was like a school function.
They no, so she got on. She got confused on
where she was going at that moment. She thought she
was going to but she was going to school. She's like,
these only shoes I got I gotta wear them might
have been church. See, honestly, when when your kids are
going to basketball practice, do they wear their basketball shoes

(45:11):
outside or do they put them on when they get
in the gym. They wear slippers, and then they are sandals.
They always carry their shoes in, right, because you don't
wear your work shoes outside. Those were her work shoes.
They were not her shoes she wears around town just
being around. She hot. He don't, don't, don't. Don't answer that.

(45:35):
The truthful answer is not really because immediately if you
would have said, she's oh god, yes she is. It's
not stripper, but no, no, most strippers aren't that hot. Right,
That's what I'm saying. But that's how you know it's okay,
then she probably is because if she was smoking hot,
and when you said is she hot, he would have
been like, oh yeah, you ever? And instead you said

(45:56):
is she hot? That's because he's scared. Well no, no no, no,
it's not. As I'm trying to bodyguard. I can say
she's my wife. Doesn't care. She says, guys, your neighbor,
what your neighbor that you're gonna see again? Her looks
didn't stand out to me. But what did was how
nice she was? Oh, hey, how's he going? Very friendly?
She didn't ask me for changing or anything. Did they

(46:18):
call you, sweetie? Say hey, do you have a Can
I get to twenty for all these ones? Hey? Ray says, hey,
how's it going? She goes, hey, honey, Okay, I should
have got the name. Hey, haven't seen you around it? Sisson?
What's your name? Cinnamon? No? No, my name Sisson? Is
your name cinnamon? Sapphire? Diamond? Guys, there'll be a part

(46:39):
two to this. I'll keep my eyes. I love it.
Coach man, I think she's stripper. Yeah, I think you're right.
Probably what floor did she live on? She was either
on the first or second? What does that matter? Well?
Where were you? Well? I go to the I on
her floor? Sharts music again, coach Oh, we were walking
out of the same doorway and what we're are you doing? There?

(47:01):
Are you doing? Wait a second, that's how you bust me?
Uh in the doorway? I saw? Oh man? And right? God?
Could you have been more wrong? Oh? Could you been
more wrong about your damn live golf? Did you see
the ratings? Well, I mean I've admitted to it. I
I like having hot takes, but it just pisses me

(47:24):
off now that I can't bet on it with the
other players. Before you say this, pull up the PGA
Tour Honda Classic, got it? I haven't. The Classic actually did.
Saturday Sunday, the CWS l IV Golf League drew an
average of two hundred and eighty nine thousand viewers. Okay, okay,

(47:45):
PGA Honda Classic on Saturday and Sunday they averaged uh
two million. On NBC. When it was on the Golf Channel,
they averaged five hundred ninety three thousand. There we go,
Golf Channel. I think that's better comparison. So so the
PGA Tour, listen to me. The PGA Tour has been
broadcasting every single tournament on the Golf Channel since the

(48:09):
existence of the Golf Channel. Right, yes, this is the
first time live golf has ever ever broadcasted on a
network that nobody even knows. If you told me CW
right now on this TV, I wouldn't know how to
get Okay, So three hundred thousand people googled and tried
to find CW to watch the live tour on the

(48:30):
first time it's ever broadcasted. Pretty amazing, and please talk
in TV terms. Three hundred thousand viewers is point three.
Three million viewers is a three. That's the number they get,
thank you. Yeah, no, they got it. So they got
a point one eight for the first time they've ever
point one broadcasting. Well, I hope they have another one

(48:50):
this weekend so I can bet it because there's nothing.
I don't know if you can bet. And here's the thing.
The Honda Classic wasn't even a big tournament. I don't
think there was a big one, no name, big name
on That's what I'm saying. And they still got two million. Yeah,
there was a guy by the name of co coach
on CBS. Yeah yeah, CBS on NBC, but NBC. But

(49:10):
the golf channel is not even the final two rounds.
That's the first two rounds. Golf does all of them.
Golf goes up until one forty five and then they
switch over to NBC on. And you cannot compare CW
to a major network. You can't because every sports bar
and grill, every restaurant, every whatever that has random TV's on,
has major networks on that c WS major ready my

(49:33):
heart stuff on it. It's actually one of my favorite networks.
I watch that c W. I'll tell you, I don't
watch any other channels. See you guys at the WA.
You know what I'm saying. You can't compare ABC, NBC, CBS.
But that's what I'm saying. Live is gonna make it.

(49:55):
They gotta get on a network. They gotta get them someone,
They gotta get people to care. You listen, you missed
the first part. This is the first time they've ever
broadcasted a tournament. The PGA Tour is broadcasted for what
eighty years. I did look at it a second to
see the standings, and that cam guys still hot what
was his name, Mullet boy, looks like he's still doing well.

(50:16):
Yeah he was. He was still fifth some CJ. Howel
the tenth one and you're literally got second. I mean
who the Gala, No, not the Galatia. It was like
you literally you grant dude. Basically the Gala. Theologian is

(50:37):
still one of it is now one of the top
dogs in the PGA. Yeah, since all those guys, all
the big guys left, YEP. I love it. I honestly
love to live because you get all these no namers
a chance to win. I love that. For the normal tournament,
the normal tournament you got. I mean you look at
the top five, Honda Classic, Christian Kirk and Freaking Build,
Dying dynam whatever like randoms in the top five. I'm like,

(51:01):
I don't know how to bet this. I don't know
these dudes. Maybe there is a way to bet it,
because it seems if a guy starts out leading on Sunday,
he's gonna win it. Kirk was leading, he won it,
he was even money. He ended up being you always
say that. Maybe he said, whoever's winning on Sunday, I
always wins. Now it's I tried to take a flyer
with Lowry. He was minus nine, so he needed to
make up a couple Kyle Lowry. Sure, Mike Loudy. Mike Loudy, Lowy,

(51:27):
that son of a bitch didn't move one. You don't
stayed at minus nine the whole damn day. You don't know,
Mike Lowry. I'm Mike Loudry. White man can't jump. No
good guess, Mike Loudy, Coach Carter, No, come on, I'm
Mike Loudry. I still know what you did last summer. No, no,

(51:47):
oh the step brothers, oh close, Mike Loudry on my
sheep I don't know what Tommy boy, No, Mike, I'm Mike.
Laugh lambs Eddie, That's okay. I'll just give up. It's
Bad Boys. I'm never gonna get that. I under that movie.

(52:08):
It's Bad Boys too. You've never seen Bad Boys. I
need to watch it. This Will Smith, Martin Lawrence. It's
a slap of comedy that it was good back in
the day. Yeah, coach is twenty twenty three. There's a
lot of stuff on TV. Yeah, we'll be right back now.
I saw this. This is something maybe you should have
tried for your little basketball team. I guess that's top three,

(52:33):
but this is a difference. That was number two. There
was a high school team. They have suspended the season
because they busted their coach dressing up and playing in
the JB game. Hilarious. How old is he though it's
a women's it's a girl's basketball. Is the coach like

(52:56):
twenty four? So she can pass as as a yes,
you can ask nowadays. But my question is, I don't
know what it is. Who gives a damn about winning
JAV games? She does, You're gonna, dude, to put that
on and for one game put up thirty how much fund.
How much fun would that be? Though? So much I

(53:17):
can I'll tell you right now. I could put up
I could put up forty j J. No, you couldn't
know middle school school you could. I could put up forty,
and dude, that would be bad. I'll get in trouble after,
but that would be I bet you that week and
dress ray up and sneak them into a high school
game and they play them, but I'd get blocked. I

(53:38):
need to go where you could crush people. So I'm
talking sixth grade. Let me play one game. I could
put up forty. Height Wise, I might be as tall
about as the center, and I'm bouncing around in there.
I'll put some goggles on to really make it look
like age wise, you can't tell, dude, that would be dope.
That's funny, dude. She probably got away with it and

(53:59):
that one game. But my whole thing is maybe she
just wanted to keep playing. How do you convince your
team that, hey, guys got around got around here? How
do they not once laugh? But how do they not
looking at a coach? Coach? All right, so we're gonna
get together, all right, guys, coach, why aren't you in?
Coach why are you in the coach of the JV

(54:20):
team or she the coach of the high school team varsity?
And also because like they didn't realize there's no coach
on the bench, you know how Eddie's a coach, ye,
and we're all coaches. We're part of the Sore Losers
Nation Coach Coaches Convention, coach coach. Eddie's a coach in Nashville,
in one part of Nashville, for one age group of Nashville.

(54:42):
You know how many coaches and teams and sports there
are in America, and you think everyone is just going
to uniformly follow the rules a good point. There has
to be handfuls of outliers that try to play their coach,
that try to do drugs, that try to do something
outside of the rule book. This is one of the cases.

(55:03):
She is the assistant coach. Ah, so the head coach
was still there. So the head coach had to be like, hey, listen, yes,
it's her idea. I need you to dress up and
play in the JV game because we really need to
win this JV game. No. No, if you're gonna dress
up and try to win something, you can't win state
titles on JV and here's the deal to you can't
play too good, then you'll get caught. She was dominating,

(55:25):
so they were like, whoa, who is this chick. I've
never seen her before, and they don't do tape at
that level. You see a name, everyone does tape. Oh,
this one girl by the name of Walker had a
really good game last game. Wow, she put up thirty.
We should look at her. You don't really know what
she looks like. You know a name, so maybe she
just used a name of another player. She was able
to pull it off. You don't necessarily women's basketball. You're

(55:46):
getting tape on the game. I just can't understand why
you would do it on the JV level, you don't
win anything. For JV. To win one game, you know that,
I had to play my son, who's younger than everyone
else on our team. Younger. It's different, right, hasn't I
know younger? Older? We didn't have enough players, so if

(56:08):
he didn't come in to help us out, we wouldn't
have been able to play the game. Maybe they were short,
maybe they only had four players. Hey Martha, we need
you in here. And how many times do teams say, oh,
your cousin he's a couple of years older. Hey dress
him up. We need one more player to play baseball.
And people try to fudget like that. Well, what's the
difference between a cousin who's a year older and a
coach that's six years Coach, you can't do five on four,

(56:31):
you have you forfeit the game. It may have been
something like that, Hey, girls, everybody just play along with
This is the only way we can play this out.
We don't want to do this, but this is the
only way we can actually play. So it's on her
after this game. But let's go. But just forfeit that
one game. No way, dude, not JV. I just I can't.

(56:52):
That's funny. Is there footage of it? I wonder there's pictures.
Let me see here, sir, she's not. It's bigger than
everyone else. There you go, that's how you pull it off.
I love it. She dressed as a thirteen year old
when Churchill Hydruckers played the names Wood River. She got
caught as she wore number one jersey of a thirteen
year old student. What do they say? I know, we

(57:15):
don't do any prep mid game. When did when exactly
did this happen? A couple weeks ago, but could she
put did she pull off? The full game? The coaches,
the players, the whole article. The parents of the teenage
year olds were left disgusted with such behavior and expected
an apology. Coaches always preach to the kids about integrity
and these types of things, So I was just shocked.

(57:35):
I just need an apology, you know, because I haven't
yet received one from the overseer of the program. Said
the father of the thirteen year old girl, that she
wore her jersey, so she took the jersey from one
of the players. I got a question, has nothing to
do with this. If he reads that story verbatim word
for word and doesn't quote, just does he like is

(57:58):
that plagiarism? Probably no libel, Eddie, I worked for a dude.
They got fired for plagiarism. But then they had to cancel.
They have to say who said that? Sportsmanner dot com? Wow,
there we go. According to it's just like in school,
you had to have your sort finally understanding how podcasting works.
Another reason why I'm leaving. But what I'm saying is

(58:21):
so then they had to cancel. The varsity season got canceled,
Like those girls can't play anymore. You don't always know
the ramification. Why do they cancel the season? Why do
they punish the girls for the coaches move, like, why
are you canceling their season because you're coach winning the games?
Maybe the girls were like, hey, why don't I have

(58:41):
an idea? Yeah? What is it, little little Tanya? Yeah,
why don't we get coach to dress up as a
thirteen year old and great idea. The person that's making
those decisions is overwhelmed with their job, and they said, oh,
the coach played on the team. Cool canceler season. Well
has there ever been a case of this before? No,
but just go ahead and do that. I have other
things to worry about. I just can't. I feel bad
for the girls who were no part of this and
their seasons canceled. They don't get to play basketball anymore.

(59:04):
But whatever, Who cares? Yeah? Who cares? Pretty funny though,
I like it. I mean, just think, if you're sitting
thedn't that didn't that coach? I wouldn't know if you
went to a random game. No, No, I'm saying if
you're kids on the team and you're watching and you're like, wait,
didn't that coach Samantha's coach Samantha in the game. Why

(59:24):
does coach Samantha playing? I don't know. Coaches, you don't
if your son is on the team, you don't know
who the coach is. Right the parents, you're hoping they
don't narc or dime out. But I'm saying the opposing dude,
how many times does it happen? What does that mean?
I guess right out? So the same with with coaches,
or how many times do you say, man, that kid
looks a little older. Everybody's always saying, hey, here's the

(59:48):
here's the running joke. Yeah, hey, check that kid's idea.
I mean, this crap could be happening all the time.
Check that kid's ID, or hey, does you have car
keys on? Did he drive here? Get no teeth? Kid?
You think he's a little bit older. I saw him
smoking with some tewing tobaccy playing baseball. March madness is

(01:00:09):
around the corner. Guy, you guys ready, everybody get your
brackets in am I ready? I mean, listen, guys. I
just want to say congratulations the Kansas Jayhawks. What they
did again this year? What did they do? They have clinched,
They didn't pay adidace. No, they have clinched at least
a share of the Big twelve title for the seventheenth

(01:00:30):
time in the last nineteen seasons. Hey, that's Bill self.
That's cool that you went there. Tell me, yeah, dude,
what's it like? You know, having the school that you
you went and you know, you like freaking spend four
years of your life there, gotta degree from there? What's
it like to see them just like be so successful? No?
I didn't go there? Oh oh shocker, adult because oh

(01:00:54):
so when you're on your other do other do you
cheer for teams that you didn't go to their school? You?
You don't cheer for Michigan State. Michigan State. My sister
and Boomer lived in East Lancing. My dad went to
school there. There you go, Okay, his dad, my grandpa
went there. Had season tickets to the Kansas basketball program
for forty years. Wow, that's cool. So am I allowed

(01:01:15):
to cheer for him? My dad had season tickets and
spurs I drove up thirty five before. I'm a fan
of ut But that's what I'm saying. It doesn't matter.
A lot of people that didn't go to schools cheer
for that team. You don't even get into a brother
in the Chiefs in Kansas. He was he was raised
in Kansas. Dude, that's what they have in common. They

(01:01:37):
were both born in Kansas. Yeah, in Lawrence. No, okay,
but if you're in Kansas, isn't very big. Actually makes
more sense than you're No, he was born in Kansas.
I was born in Kansas, but he moved when he
was one. Oh yeah. They were just there for the
weekend and that went. Now we're there there, we're they're
visiting grandma and grandpa, and my mom went into labor.
And I was born in Topeka. Well, you're right, I

(01:01:59):
was born in you. I can be a jazz fan.
You can by you, baby, Let's go bog he's a you.
Who do they even have Andrew Bogus. They don't got Calmly,
they don't have the tall dude, John Stockton. No, they
have all rookies, Mitchell, they got Kessler, Rocker Kessler. He's good.
Oh yeah, he's the Auburn guy. Yeah, it's good. I mean,

(01:02:22):
but what do you think of college basketball? It's great.
I think it's great. It's wide open. I mean, dude, honestly,
I get that game we played what do you played?
Like two months ago? When I could tell you who's
gonna be in the or Elite. I gave you five
teams and you picked the you gave me. You got
to pick five teams that we're gonna win it all.
I think all teams will be in the tournament. But dude,
I have no idea is gonna win this thing. It's great.

(01:02:44):
I heard a guy on TV said that Indiana, even
though they got they have two dynamic players who are
NBA caliber, so they can make a run in the turn.
They can Indiana. Then they also then get dominant. That's
the problem with Indiana is they look great and then
they get they dominate against Purdue, and then they get
blown out their next game. I don't understand how that happens.

(01:03:05):
Please hold my nuts if I'm in correct. Yeah, Iowa
over the weekend put up one hundred with Michigan State
like it was an NBA game, and then the other
night beat Indiana by a hundred. Well, Murray was just
so can Iowa three? No? Ilah sucks. I don't even
if they'll be in the tournament, um the conference tournament. No, No,
I don't know if they'll be in the NCAA tournament.
They're that bad. But I'm gonna tell you who's hot.

(01:03:26):
Duke is freaking hot. They're good. Duke is hot. They
got one, dude, they just throw up Valley. Yeah. The
big white guy, The big white guy is Unbelief Philippowski.
And he's not only tall, but he's like a big country. Yeah,
he's like big. He's not like Seanny. That's not how
coach Kay recruited though, but that's a different type of recruitering. Dude,
he's so good and they're hot. They're on fire. Did

(01:03:48):
you watch him last night? Yes? So if they with
Zion and they almost lost because the guy from NC
State started draining threes. NC State is the team to watch.
You said that like a week and since then, I
think they lost three in a row. Yeah, but that's okay.
Big guy got tired. They guy got tired. What do
you think about big guy? I love the fat guys.
I love him Rumland stumbling around out there. It's pretty

(01:04:10):
funny to watch. And that and your boy was just
like dreaming threes. That was crazy, dude, fadeal a threes
like from the half court, lit everywhere. He was on fire.
And Kansas is one of the top three teams in
the country. Right, Yeah, But here's my question. They're gonna
be a weird number of so many par lays this
year by losing. I think they're four losses. I bet
on every one of those and lost them all. They're
gonna win the championship. I'm telling you right now, a

(01:04:32):
number one will not win the tournament. Here's my thing
with Kansas. I think they usually don't and that's factually correct,
but they did last year. I think the Kansas might
have peaked too early. I think Kansas was playing their
best basketball about two and a half weeks ago. Shit, coach,
We're a little too late for that. And now they
look like against West Virginia they struggled. They struggled. Against
Tech guys, they struggled. But I think the rent they

(01:04:56):
look tired. They've won a lot of games in a row.
They've been playing, they've been hot, so they need the rest.
They're gonna play at Texas Saturday. Texas has to win
tonight or else that game means nothing because Texas could
play for a share of the Big Twelve title. If
they lose the night to TCU, then it doesn't even matter.
Kansas has it the sole Big Twelve championship. We can
win that game, we can lose that game, doesn't matter.

(01:05:16):
But that rest leading into the Big Twelve tournament. Kansas
needs it. They look exhausted. It's all about the road
to the final four. Boys, once all the seats are established,
look at the roads. It's all about matchups these teams. Yes,
they win, they lose. No One is hot, No one.

(01:05:37):
Houston's hot, Anzas is hot. Yes, but have you watched Yeah,
I've watched Houston. They're not but they're not. They're not.
I mean, they're not getting Kim Palm has them right
to number one? Okay, you know m Yeah. Analysts, Yeah,
some analytics. Some analytics crap. But did you take bracketology
in college, Jacquelin, No, I didn't his name? Joe Lnar

(01:06:00):
have that in Kansas? Shut up? Yes? Also like Tennessee,
I don't there. Dude got hurt last night? How bad?
It was terrible? It was terrible. Point guard Yeah with
the braids. Yeah, I don't know what his name is.
But then they're definitely screwed me screwed. No, No, no,
they're not. How are they not? How are they screwed.

(01:06:20):
They've murdered Arkansas. Did they just get hot, because, dude,
I tell you what, I bet Tennessee when they're at
home they lose by twenty to Kentucky and then last
night or two nights ago, they beat Arkansas by twenty.
College basketball makes no sense this year. It really doesn't.
Very weird. I just don't think Arkansas is very good.

(01:06:42):
Watch them, yes, I watch them, and there's defensively they're awesome.
They're they they commit stupid fouls, They're undisciplined, and I think, well,
they are freshmen. They play a lot of one on one.
They don't have there's not the ball movement like last year.
I felt like Arkansas looks athletic and they Williams who

(01:07:04):
can shoot three. But that's what I'm saying. It looked
like they moved the ball. But last year it would
they would move him, have her. They don't have that
big guy right now. And that one dude was a
coldhearted killer. Dude Mobley. I don't know his name, but
he was their point guard man. He would shoot up three.
Little one. I don't know his name, dude, he was
damn good. A right is he in the league? What happened.
I think he got drafted by the Golden State, but

(01:07:24):
I don't know the league. Um who Mobile Jay will
actually plays with okay okay um. And then Lebron's hurt,
I mean Lebron's hearts heard is back. He's dominating, but
Lebron curry Lebron. They said they will reevaluate in two weeks.
I mean the Lakers, these next twenty three games are

(01:07:45):
the most important in my career. Played one of them.
Now he's out. I mean, good God, the Lakers are
such an Anthony Davis ain't great. I liked Russ Anthony Davis.
He's gonna sit out tonight. That dude is hurt more
than anybody ever. I mean, get rid of him. He's terrible.
He's not terrible, but yeah, but yeah. So the college
basketball I can't wait. Wait when do the conference tournament start? Now? Well,

(01:08:07):
the smaller started and then the big boys, the big
conferences back. They start next week next Wednesday. We have
in the Nashville. Yes, the SEC is in Nashville. The
last time. In the last time it was in Nashville. Cody,
are we going to um hop Smith? We need to

(01:08:29):
Eddie sneaks in what does he do? I say, Eddie,
just play it cool. Eddie gets a conversation with the
door guy about Georgia State. Hey, and the guy goes,
I'm a fan of Georgia State. Here we go. Eddie's
about to shoot from the hip about a team he
has no idea about. Didn't it's easy you give it like, yep, yep, yep.
Oh I know it. You you just about costs being
a big mount dude, and like, I don't smoke, dude,
I bummed a cigarette. I'm there like smoking. Yeah, man,

(01:08:53):
you're the you're the fan. Ahead, y is how you
do it? The door guy? Yeah, yeah, go ahead. What's up?
Guys up many attorney? Hell yeah, man, it's a big one. Man.
Who you guys got? Oh dude, who was in there? What?
Georgia State? Georgia State, man, dude, they're freaking awesome state. Well,
it was he was a fan of No, it was
part of the actual tournament. So that's why we had Texas.

(01:09:14):
We had Georgia's first round Eddie Eddie picks the most
random school Georgia's statement, and the guy goes, I love
Georgia's s Oh yeah, hell yeah, dude, he's like that
coach through the chair. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah dude, that
was and that was crazy. Eddie picked the most obscure team.

(01:09:35):
The guy was a fan of them, Ahead keep and
and so yeah. I mean they're quick, they get they
could win, or they could just be out. Dude, it's
like that, right, It's like, what do you do? Man?
It's crazy. Well, you guys have fun, man, you guys.
Thanks dude, thanks man. Let me just finish a cigarette quick,
please stomp it out all right, then we'll see later.
No tickets, nothing, Although half the conversation I was like,

(01:09:56):
is Eddie getting serious right now? Hey? Hey, is that
entrance still billable? I don't know, haven't tested it a while,
try it out. It's so freaking there's a TV out there.
I grabbed a beer. I act like I'm checking out
the games all excited. I'm trying to they're showing highlights.
I'm trying to learn about Georgia's state as much as like,
I just don't know how he got in, Like it
was so freaking easy. It was crazy. I still don't

(01:10:17):
know how he discovered that spot and Ray, no, I know,
but how did you discover it? A dude told like
some random homeless guy. I was trying to scalp tickets
with him for a Predators game. It was a random
Saturday night. And he goes, I don't have tickets, but
I can show you how to get in the stadium
for twenty bucks. And so I go, Baz or, hey,
will you stay at Tutsie's. I'm gonna This guy says
he can show me how to get in the stadium
for twenty bucks, and she goes, do you think it's
a good idea? And I said, it's only twenty dollars.

(01:10:38):
If he screws me, he screws me. I walk with
this dude. He led me all the way to you
promised lam. When you're in, you feel the air hit
your face and he's like, wow, we're in. You smell
the freaking concession scam. It's amazing. Some guys run when
they get in. Some people pucker. You gotta just stay calmed.
Whatever you want to, don't you get you guys stay calmed.
It in the world. If you run, they can't. I mean,

(01:10:59):
you've blinded in with the crowd. There's no does. When
you go in the elevator and the late there's a
lady sitting in there, you know, pushing the buttons. I'm like, damn,
why I can push my own buttons? Why is she here?
And she's like what what you? That's good? Well it's
a good mezzanine, you know, one of the orchestra box.
What there's no orchestra level. I just say, you got it,

(01:11:22):
you got it? All right? Well, hey, guys, have a
good weekend to coach. Listen, We're not gonna do a
podcast on Friday because we're gonna go play golf. We're
actually gonna go play golf. That's three. Oh, are gonna
hit the links? And so then I'm done. I'm done done.
This is my last this is my last podcast. What
oh no, I'm sorry. We're still in march my bed
all of a way for you to tell it's like,

(01:11:42):
what are you talking about? All right? So yeah, don't
expect the podcast on Friday because we're not gonna do them.
We're gonna go play golfer once and enjoy a nice day.
Hopefully no race is gonna rain. See why does he
stress like, well, I'm not about the rain during it.
If it rains the night before, you guys know, that's
what what what track? It's chilia dip chilia, dip country.

(01:12:02):
Your clubs are made to have a good solid base
underneath them. You want your clubs to sound like this
when it hits the ball. But with that, with with
the wet ground, you hear that's what you're here. You
don't want to hear that. That's I mean, I haven't
played in three months. I'm not my brother coming too,
because then when he's reading the greens, all you hear
is I think it's us three and Kevin. Okay, I

(01:12:29):
think that's the foursome. Where are we playing? Two rivers?
What time? Twelve thirty? All right? So yeah, we can
grab some lunch, get there, play some golf. I hope
you guys understand. You know, we need a break. We
need a golf break. We haven't golfed in so I'm
golfed in three months. Eddie, I got some stuff I
need to talk to you about. No, I don't. I
don't need to talk to nybody. I didn't talk to
you about. Shut up. You owe me money. I don't

(01:12:51):
owe you anything. Huh goodbye, goodness? Oh there you go, Eddie.
I need you to sign this napkin, just that you
can find this Oh yeah, I gotta go. I need
you just sign away your steak in the company. But
he has no steak. You don't have steak in anything.
I'd like a steak. No, you wouldn't, and your steak
would be zero percent, Eddie. I need you to sign

(01:13:13):
that we can take your face off the logo. I
did have that conversation another day with people that made
the logo. Said hey, we're gonna need a new logo
Nada And they said, okay, we'll just turn off the
printing in one corner of the T shirt. You talk
to Nada, I don't say that name.