January 8, 2026 • 43 mins
In this episode Ray gives the most important life advice you will ever receive, never get old! Ray went out to eat where he was surrounded by old people where and what he saw made him terrified to get old. Plus Lunchbox had the idea for Uber Eats and Door Dash sitting in his lap years ago and he absolutely dropped the ball. Also Ray gives his review about the Box Family Podcast and how we could have improved the episode.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Go ahead, man, I got breaking news. Do you have
a breaking news clip? Oh my god, that was so loud.
Now that's not breaking news. Do you have the dundum?
You know what I'm talking about? Breaking news? I guess
(00:20):
that'll work. Uh Sean Morse, Sean Morse. He put in
for PTO that's called personal time off for the convention,
and he got the email, time off request has been approved.
Time off request has been approved. Your time off request
(00:42):
has been approved. And I don't know if that is
four separate emails because he took four days off, so
I don't know what he does or if that's just
them like making sure he sees the email that he
has that Friday off.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Props to that girl because that's cool. Uh Sewn.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Definitely a dude, got it, I would assume.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
And the what was the reasoning? Debauchery Broadway, Nashville, Tennessee
with a bunch of people. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No, he put in the request, he said, I have
a convention to attend in Nashville, and they said, go,
my friend go.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
They're like, uh, they said, mon mon. Our company doesn't
have any convention scheduled this year. Are you trying out
for another job?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
What industry exactly is this convention in. Don't worry about that.
That's up between me and my coaches.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You tell bones, we got a convention we're going to.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh that would not be good, right because.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
He knows all the conventions associated with iHeartRadio and the podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Great point, But mon, I want to say I apologize
for yesterday. We were gonna hear all about Jamaica. Is
that where you went and you were going to talk about. Oh,
you know why you don't want to get old. You
had an example, maybe two examples, and I just woke
up and I had no voice. Guys, it happens twice
a year where I just wake up and I have
(02:00):
no voice. I don't know what it is. It's a
lot of drainage. And then I run to the CVS.
I mean I've been to the CVS Urgent Care Minute
Clinic whatever it's called, about twelve times in the last
two weeks.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
These Z packs you're taking steroid packs. Yes, it's just a.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Pill, right, Yeah, it's a bunch of pills.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
And it's Z pack is a street name for it.
It's really marzipa note you know.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, I don't. I have no idea what it's called.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Can't you get these pills ahead of times you come
to work? You sound like s pop a pill? You
don't need to then go to the clinic. No, I
act if not reacting.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, I literally don't know when it's gonna come. And
they're not gonna subscribe or prescribe you a pill pack
until you have the symptoms. And here's the thing, they
don't just work instantly. So I woke up and I
was like I couldn't talk. So I was like, crap.
So I went and made the appointment for nine to
(02:57):
forty five. That was the first available up appointment at
the Urgent Care Minute Clinic whatever it's called.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
But they weren't open.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No at nine forty five.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Right, is it another bit where they're not open?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
No? No? And I went and there was someone already
there waiting her and her son, and they called me
back first. So I feel like that lady was probably
really upset, like, wait, we were here first, but lady,
I had an appointment checked in online my spot. I
was in and out six minutes, and I said, you
can just six seven, six or seven minutes. Should have
(03:30):
thought of that, And I was like, you can just
send it to the pharmacy right here, you know, no problem.
So I go check in at the pharmacy and they're like,
all right, did you just go to the minute clinic. Yeah,
we'll work on that. So I sat down and I
sit there and I mean, it's just in a box.
It's literally a box they just put in a bag.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's not over the counter. Yeah, you can get street
crack a block away, and you can't get metrol promethezone
for your Z pack.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I don't even know what if it's a Z pack, dude,
It's like you take seven pills the first day, six,
the second, five, four three two one.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yes, that's what it is. Got it?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
And so I sit there and I mean, I don't
know how hard it is to go and get a
box of pills and put it in a bag and
be done. I sit there for twenty minutes, and the
lady finally goes, hey, sir, it looks like your your
prescriptions waiting for you at a Walgreens across town. So
the lady sent it to a different pharmacy.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
YEP.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So I gotta get in the car and drive across
town get the medicine. Went home, and I didn't talk
the rest of the day, I was on vocal rest.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's got to be a blessing to your wife.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And it's kind of hard because she'll ask me a
question and I'll just like start typing. She's like, oh
my god, you can't talk.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Do the dry erase board like Billy did for two summers.
I know, but I don't have it. I wasn't prepared
to have a dry erase board.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I didn't know this. But here's the thing. I should
be prepared because I know it's going to happen twice
a year. I don't know about four times, and you.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Said twice at the beginning of the show, I twice
a year. We're all ready for it, which is what
led me to say, get four Primitha Pethlea's own packs
and have them ready.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
So then the kids get home from school. That's when
it gets difficult because they want to talk Dad, and
I start using my hands. Dad, Why can't just say
hi so we can see how your voice sounds? No,
shake my head, no, no. So then the cool part
(05:31):
is my seven year old baby Box. He can kind
of read, so I start typing messages on my phone
and having a conversation with him.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Dude, you worry you in another country. No, you're in
your own house.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
It was pretty neat. I'd be like, because they had
to send in one picture from their Christmas break, and
then they got to talk about the Christmas break and
I said, I put it on my phone. I said,
did you get to share your picture today? And he
said no. I said, oh, I'm sorry, and then he
goes psych or trick you. I did get to share it,
(06:05):
and I'm like, what did you say? I don't remember. Cool.
Then he started talking about something else and I'd have
to ask him a question, but he could read it all.
It was so fun.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So they can read at seven. Yeah, okay, I'll tell
bones that in seven years.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's pretty wild. But yeah, So that was my whole day.
I didn't talk all day. And then when they got
off the bus, two of the kids that live around
the corner, they were like, my youngest like, Dad, can
we go over to their house? I was like, shook
my head yes. So they went over there for like
five minutes. Then they ended up in our backyard five minutes.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Wow, what a stay over?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Well no, no, Then the two kids came back to
our house. They decided our backyard was more fun than
their backyard.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Come across the moat. Make sure you have something that's waterproof,
watch out for the gators.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And so they were in the backyard. And then there
was another family that they have a first grader, a
five year old and a newborn. They were on a walk,
saw the bikes.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
The newborn was walking.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
No, they were he was in the stroller, and so
they popped into the backyard. So the newborn just pulled up,
pulled up, got out of the hey, got out of
the the stroller and was just crawling around in the backyard.
And I went outside and I'm like waving, and she's like, so,
how's it going. I'm like, thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Get I'm getting you a dry erase board and.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
She goes vocal rest and I said.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So they even know about it. Sounds like more than
twice a year.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's happened. It's happened in the neighborhood. The word has spread.
She was like, we were just on a walk and
we saw the bike, so we just came on in.
So they were just in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Our idiot neighbor. Yeah, like four or five times a year,
six or seven times a year, he'll lose his voice,
and so he does his dumb song and dance where
he can't talk and he just motions. It's the most
annoying thing ever. Yeah, it happened yesterday. So annoying. But
he's supposedly better. I heard him on the radio.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, I'm back. I'm back man. So yeah, so instead
of having a Wednesday pod, we had to have a
Thursday pod. So here we are.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It's not good. People are gonna think that that.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
We're slacking, but they go, we're leading up to the convention.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Now is when we need to be our strongest, our best, bigger, stronger,
faster leading up to the convention. And we dip on
a day.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
But hopefully I got the sickness, the losing the voice,
the hanging banging out of the way.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's no big deal. Me and the other guy. We
had to hold up the convention in Vegas. You had
a hanging banging issue.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I brought it. I went and got a shot.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I will never forget. I brought it at top Golf
for two straight hours. Yeah, Justin gave me a lock
of Michigan State and Illinois, don't remember which one, winning
and lost seven hundred dollars and all the while you're
eating jerk chicken behind me and resting your voice must
have been nice.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
No, no, no, they didn't have jerk chicken. You just discovered
jerk chicken in Jamaica month. I mean it was wild.
It was just it's a weird day when you cannot speak, but.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You're supposed to tell you you're supposed to listen more.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, but then when someone asked you a question one
thing you're gonna learn with kids. They ask on average,
seven thousand questions an hour.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But you became a better listener. Finally your wife was
able to tell a story. Finally you were able to
let her finish a sentence where she said, hey, i've
been thinking. Usually would cut her off, and then she
said I want a divorce. You finally got to hear this.
That was just an example. You finally got to hear
the ends of sentences.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That is correct. I do interrupt a lot, Like my
kid is always like something something something, and I'm like,
oh you want to do this that I'm not finished yet.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Oh WHOA boy talks back to you, I'm like, well, no, no,
he's right to say that, because I know I try
to anticipate what someone is going to say, and some
people did say I interrupted a toolbox a couple of
times on the family pod.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Probably probably I just get excited and.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
They're not rad condition to where they You know the timing,
you know the direction we're going. You know how you
can't be boring and stuff. But I gotta listen to
that one because I do need to give a grade
on it.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, because you drive back and forth. It's like six
hours of your house and back, so I don't know
why you're not listening to it on your commute. It's
a fantastic episode.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I'm behind McAfee's pumping out three hours a day.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh god, don Yeah. So man, that's where it is.
I'm back happy Thursday. We have college football tonight, the playoff.
I mean, but we got it. I need to hear
your stories now. I said March eighth, but you said
to something about getting old. Duh.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
That's that one's gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It is gonna be good. And another night, let me
tell you I got it.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Beezer's not gonna be happy because she told me don't
talk about it.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Well, these guys are never gonna hear it.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Probably not hearing's going. Dude, it's it's she because uh
I think one of them was our teacher, or actually
I didn't say that, but anyways, so she just said
it's because they're getting older. It's just it's it's agist,
but it's funny and I think it'll actually tell people
(11:09):
and teach people. Hey, let's talk to the older people.
They ain't got nobody out.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
There, they really don't. That is one thing you will find.
Like when I used to do meals on wheels and
you'd go to these people's houses taking them food. They
are in their house by themselves, with no one to
talk to.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
How are you going, sonny? I haven't seen a strapping
young boy in some time. Would you mind helping me change?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Well? They would ask, you know, you would sit down
and talk to him for a while. There was one
guy that he had back surgery or something and sometimes
he'd answer the door with just a shirt on.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Okay, that was awkward. Do you think he was into you?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
No? No, I don't even think he realized it. I
think he just was. He was on the pain meds
from the back surgery and he was like, Hey, how's
it going. You want to come in? I'm like, oh, oh,
how you been?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh good? You would just deliver them food? Yeah, man,
I can't wait to get old free Uber delivery uber Eat.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
It was a warm meal.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Oh dude, you were.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I was before.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Holy you were unpaid Uber to eats.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I really was. They could sign up and you would.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
The idea was right in front of you, and you're
giving it for free. Dang, you freaking idiot.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You're right, you were.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
What are the other one? Door Dash, Uber Eats. What's
another big one? Roba Douche, RoboCop.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I don't know. Roba Douche is not coming this year. Uh,
it's her son's birthday. She can't miss it. She misses
her son's birthday every year for the convention.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
But yes, you're right, I did. God that sucks that
I would do.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Business model was in your lap and you you were
too tired of worried about a dude not having pants on.
The business model was in your frecking hands.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
How did we know?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
An idiot?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Oh I agree?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
How did we never think of this?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
How stupid are we as Americans that not one person said, Hey,
the taxis are price gouging us. What if I just
drove my car around and paid people up. Then then
there wasn't that guy. Then where's the other person that said, Hey,
all the restaurants I like to get food from don't
have a delivery service. What if I just went got
the food and delivered it to people? Guys, the business model.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Was right in our hands. I mean there was a
couple times that I didn't have a car, car broken down,
stuck in my apartment and no food, and I never thought, hey, man,
you know what would be greate is if there was
a delivery service for any restaurant. I wanted unfreaking believable
(13:58):
how stupid we were.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
But instead, we're big dumb Americans, which is what we
said all the time in Jamaica. I'm on, we made
fun of ourselves. We would just say, oh, there's an issue.
The food I love doesn't have a delivery service. Oh
that sucks. I don't know what's the what's the means
to fix that? To create a car service and goes
and gets it. But instead Americans was like, oh, yeah,
(14:21):
that one Italian place, it sucks, they don't deliver. You
want to go to the worst Italian place though, because
they'll deliver.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
You wanted to say, you know that great Mexican food
we had last weekend, and yet oh they don't have delivery. Yeah,
let's let let's settle for that crappy one over there.
And speaking of crappy, dude, I forgot to tell you this.
You know, we talk about Taco Cabana. I went on
the way to the golf course on Sunday when I
was going to golf with Garrett, Greg and Jacob, and
(14:48):
I was like, oh my gosh, there's a Taco Sea
one exit up. Let me get taco see before I
hit the golf course.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Good fine, And I was like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
God, I haven't had I haven't had a Taco Sea
in a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Hey, that's great, sir. Thanks. Next, I thought that's what
you were telling the lady.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
And I go through the drive through and I get
it and I unwrapped that taco. It's terrible what I
realized that I don't think I've really eaten Taco Cabana
unless I've been drunk.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Eat those words, because that's not true. I haven't been
there in fifteen years, and it is amazing exactly how
I remember it now.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
It's terrible, even the case, though not good. Not good.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
See I'm against that because I would go on the
way to work when I was not drunk.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh, and it was good, no, no.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
So good, a little bit charred so good.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
The case Ada's well, case of Dias is just chicken
and cheese.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Still some of the best in town.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
But the chicken just wasn't good. I mean, I don't know.
I just think we fell in love with it because
it was open twenty four hours a day and you
could get it anytime you want it. Drunk, you'd go
through the drive through in a cab and you would
get Taco Cabana. It's not good.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I miss that place so bad.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Being sober, it opened up my eyes and I saw
the sign, like as of bass once said. I saw
the sign and it wasn't good. And I got to
the golf course and I got in the golf cart
with Garrett and he was like, oh, taco see haw
And I said, yeah, it's not very good. He goes, no,
it's not very good, dude. If you're sober, it's not good.
And I was like, you're right.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I would kill the Taco Cabana over state lines. Oh man.
I wish they had a company that would do that.
They do gold belly.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, well it's not worth it. That's not worth it.
I'm just saying it was. It wasn't what I remembered.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Man, I wish I could play golf with you virtually. Oh,
you can't mediquest oca or.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
What it can? What are those things called hitting things?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah? Yeah, obviously we don't have them.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Simulator, simulator. I assume if someone has a simulator in
their house and you have one in your house, you
can meet at the same course.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
No, but we may have to take a break in
a second. I haven't seen anybody yet. Yeah, Scuba told
me about this thing called hoopy Hoopy. You can play
basketball with somebody in another country and challenge their score.
You could play a game, you can play just shots.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Whoa, that sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
So back in the day when we said, man, I
wish I could play with my friends in another state, dude, Oh,
create the hoop that can play with different people in
different states.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
You know what we have not even talked about. It's
now at almost Friday when we do the live pod,
people have a chance to win Super Bowl tickets.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I would have liked to have known that.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
No, we did. Papa shot They're going to be having
a Papa Shot competition during the live pod and the
watch party at almost Friday, where you can win tickets
to the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Oh, you could see Broncos and Rams.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
There you go. You have it, Broncos Rams race prediction.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Well I can break it down how I got to that.
But wow, it's going to be your super Bowl Rams win.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I can't believe we didn't tell our listeners. Saw our
losers convention, you have a chance to win super Bowl tickets.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
This is the biggest convention we've ever had.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Wow, we've never given away super Bowl tickets.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
The other guy would never understand this.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
They are bringing in a pop pop shot machine for
the competition right there at almost Friday.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
The bad part of this is what if I win it,
none of our listeners win, and I win it, and
your brother wins Fantasy.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
He didn't win Fantasy.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yes, yes, we did not need that.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Let me take you Batter's box.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
We did not need that.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
He had a rough, rough championship weekend. He was in
three different fantasy football championships. He went on three Oh
my gosh, what if everybody that's a batter's box here?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Hey, guys, I lost on my championships. You know who
did win?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Prime Time?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Bega and Beezer won in office pool.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yes, Bayzer, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
She won two d dollars. Her team name music City's
next miracle A chick one Fantasy football.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
That's what I'm talking about. House, Hey, Ashley White won
our league twice. It's not it's not bash on the women,
but Prime Tag Bega is your new champion of the
Fantasy football League. Bea batter's box. He had he had
a rough day. He had a rough day. Man. He
he didn't talk to me for two days, and he's
I can't believe it. I went on three, I went
(19:35):
on three man.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
All right, well he's not on this party anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
We'll take a moment of silence. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I thought we were taking a moment of silence.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh did I make them noise? Silence?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I got so much?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Please tell me so much.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
No, not even I can't even get to Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
No, no, we don't have to go to Jamaica. Bond we
can go. I need to know about the old people.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Okay, so I have the old people. Okay, I want
to review podcast you did with your family?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Oh you watched you watched it.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Listen, man, I listened to it. So there's two, and
then number three is Penn's Mechanical three, and then number
four is Pat McFee show.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Okay, so Pin's mechanical for the convention. Guys, it's free
food and drink. We are having it catered. It is
a brunch amongst brunch. And I don't know if you've
ever done, but duck pin bowling.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It is so much better than bowling.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I've been there with Random, Ky Cody, my family, Boomer Henny,
kids can go. We don't want kids going.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
No, it's like a shot put in your hand and
you can sling that sucker, suck it on a mimosa.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Well, we can never get in. Oh no, no, we're
getting in. You're sure we haven't reserved. I don't know
about that. I have never been able to get in.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
No, no, no. Sam's Place already confirmed they will be
delivering the food. And they said, do you want us
to leave one of the Sam's employees there to serve
you food or do you think sore Losers Nation can
serve them food themselves. I said, Sam's Place, we appreciate
you catering We do not need you to stay. Drop
off is fine, set it up and go on your
(21:09):
merry day.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Sam's Place I go every Friday with my car dealership guy.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
That's my favorite restaurant. Dude, you just told me this.
That's why I got them on board. You told me
you go to Sam's and I was like, that's a
great place.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
It really is. I don't know the specific food we're
getting pizza, it's catered brunch. I name the thing that
we're not getting.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yes, So I hit up Doreen, who is a saleslady
here in the building. Shout out Doreen. She put us
in contact with Sam's Place, and they said, eh, cater it.
We are there as long as that idiot twin doesn't
wears cowboys hat. We are happy to cater it.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Can I transition?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yes, please transition.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Sore Losers dot Com. Tickets still available for still available
Momosa Madness, Momosa Madness. I also post that on the
Facebook and the Instagram and also posted about it. Guys,
we're trying to market one week out. What a better
time than now? Why wait until the last minute? If
you could wait until the last minute the podcast the okay,
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are we gonna do the old people first. I gotta
say this real quick, housekeeping go ahead. We recorded it
four days ago. Pat McAfee did a segment on door
dashing and how how has this not been invented before?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
So it would have sounded like we ripped off their show,
But I swear on everything we recorded that segment way
before Lunch was sick, way before Pat McAfee.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
We're just not that. We're not that kind of a show.
We're not stealing ideas. We're creative enough, guys. We do
brain storm sessions every day, Mud on the wall, see
what sticks. I would have never copied McAfee, but dang,
did that segment sound pretty similar to though.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Dude, it's because it was organic. You know it was
organic because I started talking about meals on wheels, and
that's what made you think about, oh my gosh, I
was already doing door dash. You didn't just go oh
my gosh.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
So I had to say it.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
We looked like copycats because I.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Listened to McAfee on a day delay, or you.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Could have just literally never said anything, and our people
don't listen to McAfee.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I don't ever want to get busted for that because
I don't plage your eyes. I have a bibliography. I
would never do something like that. But good gosh, if
you listen to both of them, it sounds like we're
stealing from them. Oh Man, show the timestamp.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
That sucks. Okay, Now can.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I review your brother Dad?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I would love to hear your review of the Box
Family podcast plus chest Day.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
It's all about caffeine and cocaine, or what he said
about creatine and coke, cafe, caffeine and creatine.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I mean, he came out of the gate hammer it.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I gotta tell you this. It was phenomenal who it
really was, just because you guys have chemistry already and
Chesstey was great. The only thing I've ever ripped on
the guy for his opinions are fine, his takes are fine.
He just didn't do the microphone in the mouth. But
this time he did. He was great. I actually wish
I could have gotten more from him. At times he
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sounded not the reason I can tell the difference between
Batter's Box and Chestey's. Batter's Box has a little bit
of a lisp, which is fine. It's what makes him great.
Batter's Box was phenomenal. Of the four of you and
five if you want to include the kids banging on
the door every two seconds?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
How funny? Was that?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Not funny? But your dad nobody appreciates his humor. He goes, oh,
we're in batter's boxes room, Oh what's sticky? And then
he goes, oh, those books over there, you wouldn't know,
you never read them. Your dad's one liners were great.
Your dad was good. I would almost you're the you're
the regular. You work on a syndicated show, so I'm
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not even raiding you, but I would say it went
your dad, your brother, and then Chess Day. But Chestdey
was real close to your brother because he actually gave input.
And I feel like when you guys are all chilling
Chesstey is probably the funniest guy. It's just a different
dynamic getting on the mic and what he also entered
your family. You had your whole family around chest Day.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah. Chestay lives six houses from me growing up, so
he is like part of the family. And that's what's great.
He came over, was hanging out with the family for
like a couple hours and then we're like, well, we
got to do the pod And here's the thing. Chest
Day was definitely most improved. Wait, it was all about
the mic being at his mouth. Here's what's crazy is
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in years past we've gone to the studio and had
mics that sit in front of your face, so it's
hard not to be on the mic. This time, we
had handheld mics where you had to hold the mic
up to your mouth, and they all did it.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
It was a couple of times you had to tell Pops, hey,
mike mouth right.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Well, he does get a little tried to start talking
and looking around the room, stuck to the seat. Funny.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
And then I didn't love the A block segment you
went in with cross country.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Hold on, no, no, we could have.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Addressed anything, and you go, guys, how cool is cross street?
And they raged you they brought it.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I didn't bring up cross country. How did we get
on cross country? Is my question? Did my dad bring
it up? I don't know what we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Growing up and stuff. They'd go to supporting your kids.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Maybe yeah, maybe, And you know we never talked about
is my dad referenced playoff softball? Oh? Chessty did you
see playoff softball?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Never went back to it, and we never went back
to it. I just remember that right now? Is your
dad and Chesty? Are they good friends in real life? Okay,
so they're all, y'all are friends. Okay, it showed it
was good.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Also, Chesstday and my dad talk a lot now because
I don't know why, and this is weird. Maybe this
is on me. I just realized how bad this looks
on me and my brother Batter's Box. But we play
in a couple of fantasy football leagues with like people
in the neighborhood and people from high school, and chess
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Day and my dad manage a team together, and so
they talk about their transactions, so then they talk about
life also. But my thing is, why do me or
my brother not allow my dad to manage with us?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah? What pop should be in you guy? You secretly
brought him in the back door one year, but why
not at the front door?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
No, no, no, But I'm saying, why wouldn't we Why don't
we co manage with my dad? Why does he co
manage with chess Day? That seems like a mess up
on our part.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Well, Beazer won her Fantasy Football Music City's Next Miracle
first place. She wins the whole thing. He needs to
be in our league, justin can be out. Tristan Boomer
needs to be brought back in our league. Your dad
needs to be back in our league. Chess day in
our league, this time the front door.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Then we're down to twenty five teams. That's the only problem.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Bring everybody, we need the whole group.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Man.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
You know how many random women, sexists and men were
in our league this year. I say even Justin is
as poor as he has played as a manager. As
one trade, Scattaboy ends up getting hurt. Courtland Sutton had
a good year.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
He was alright, he didn't do amazing things.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
So what I'm saying is even Justin maybe returns as
a coach and he's not fired. Man, Maybe he's not
a give me a coach. He got fired Mike McDaniel
or Josh McDaniel.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
What EXAC guy's name down?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Maybe he's not a Stefanski. Tampa guy got.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Fired, Not Tampa, the guy in Miami. Oh yeah, man,
Daniels got fired. Yeah he's gone. That means they want hardball, dude.
They think they're getting harball, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
They can have Brian Callahan.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
He's free for Callahan parts.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
You know who the Titans need to actually get.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Tell me, Saban, Oh, no, he did bad in the NFL.
Well quit in the middle of the season.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Saban said, he doesn't want to coach.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, so I don't know. I understand. So you're like
batter's Box. You ripped the A segment. But I didn't
even mean to go there. We didn't even rego address
the chest Day story. But I'm impressed you liked it.
I'm glad you enjoyed the banter.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Well, I did enjoyed the banter, but I was really
from an audio standpoint, it was phenomenal. I couldn't have
been more proud of you in your bedroom hooking all
of this up. I bet you did it in one minute.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I did. I was shocked.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
It took The download took a while.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
The download I didn't really understand how to get it
off the card to my computer. That took me an
hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Wow, that's brutal holidays. The kids are bagging on the door, dude,
I was like, oh my god. I could not figure
it out. I was stressed, like, how do I get
this uploaded? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I didn't care about the kids banging on the door because,
like Chessday said, that's exactly what we would do. That's
exactly what we would do.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
I didn't think it was funny. You can't tell them
don't do this for an hour and a half.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
You can tell kids whatever the hell you want to
tell them. They're not gonna listen if you say don't
do something. If you go to a park and you say, well,
if you have kids and you go to a park
and there's a big rock, you don't want them to climb,
you know what, you don't tell them don't climb on
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that rock, because then that's all they can think about,
is that freaking rock. It's like last year Baby Box
was in kindergarten and they went on a field trip
and I went as a parent chaperone on this field
trip and it was at some old historic home of
someone in Nashville. Don't even know who these people are.
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And we walk into this one room.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
We talked about it.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I know, and I'm gonna revisit it. And the guy said,
don't jump up and look what's on top of the dresser.
That was stupid because immediately half the class jumping up
to look at the dresser, and he goes, what did
I just say? I said, don't jump.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Kids aren't gonna listen.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I'm like, dude, you say, don't do something. That's all
they can think about. Don't, don't, don't. Oh, I gotta
do it. I gotta do it. I gotta do it. Hey,
don't touch the food until we're ready to eat. They
can't help themselves, and they think it's funny and they
were having a good time, hilarious.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
For kids that.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I kind of laughed.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Ray speaking old house, Why don't you talk about your
old people.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
No, I'm gonna read you. An email from the Fantasy
Football Chip champion Steven Bega. I because Bijon Robinson went
off for like forty points for him to win the championship.
He was down by thirty five points going into Monday
night football.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
What if everybody that's.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
And I sent him an email said congrats. You better
get a Bijon tattoo or something, because that's unbelievable. He replied,
thank you so much for the quick payment, because I
pay quickly.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Wait, I never got high point.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
High point is least important. My venmo gets shut down
because I've paid so much money in the past week
and a half. Told you this, so he said, yes.
The first words out of my mouth last night were
I'm going to store and buy a bijon Jersey Tomorrow.
I officially accept my automatic bid into next year's Sore
Losers Fantasy Football League and look forward to leading my
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own division. I hope that is still an additional perk
to winning the league. I also hope that if I
have ever traveled to Nashville, I've earned the right to
sit on the podcast to talk about my title. I
had to endure weeks of Arnold's army running his mouth
while I sat back silently and patiently waiting for my
time to shine. I ended the season winning eight in
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a row. The turning point was a gift from the
scheduling gods and playing Haley Wiggs two weeks in a row.
Until then, she was dominating our division. Beat her twice
to get to a tie with her, and I and
I never looked back. If I am allowed the honor
of being a guest on the show, we can also
talk about our common experiences, with me living in Austin,
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running cross country and high school, growing up in Elgin,
and also getting dunked on by Chris Klack and William
Stringfellow in high school. Regardless I love the show. I've
been a Day one listener and no joke, have heard
every episode of the pod. Thank you to you and
Ray for entertaining us and coordinating this league with the
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respect Steven Prime Time Bega.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Fellow cross dresser or what he's.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Say cross country runner. And he played basketball and that
means he played Anderson when we won back to back
state runner up. We didn't win the title. We lost
in the championship because he played against Clack and Stringfellow
and that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Do not put my name on the fantasy league that
is run by Bat, earth Box and Lunch.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
But oh you're part of it, now, part of it. Now,
we're gonna take a break. See everybody wants to talk
about cross country. Cross country is a big deal. We'll
take a break and we'll come back and we're gonna
go old old people, not old school. We'll be right back.
Everay you talking about us.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
We go to O'Reilly's and we've never been there. We've
ordered their food phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Their chicken tenders are really good.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Baser does get the tendees.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I get.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
We do the dessert. It's usually a Friday and we
it's brownies. Chocolate caramel, not even ice cream.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Is there an o'riley's by you?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yeah? Well, and it's there lickety split in about thirty minutes.
We love O'Reilly's, so you door dash this or whatever,
so you don't go. It's our one splurge of the week,
got it? And so this time we go on a Sunday,
youngest people there. But first let me jump to before
we even got into the restaurant, thank you. We're in
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the parking and there's a guy e middle of the
parking lot and he's got double crutch canes. When my
dad had a bad hip, he was slow. My dad
was probably turtle. This guy was a snail with ten
roadblocks in front of the snail from the middle of
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the parking lot to the door that bazer looked at
me and then she opened, and then I had to
open the second door. It was three to five minutes.
It was a little bit of a draft coming in,
so I actually it took so long. I closed the
second door so that the hostess didn't get cold.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Question, is his walker like the one that's connected all
the way around? You know what I mean? Like the
walker that has a bar in front and two. You
know what I mean? Now, I did you have a
full blown walker or were they two canes?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I almost want two cane slash leg helpers. Okay, And
we were trying to figure out he may have gotten
in a car accident because Baser knew him. Oh, so
maybe it was just old age, you never know, deteriorating.
It's not like it's ACL MCL stuff like that, NFL injuries.
So we're just I said, maybe you know, just old bones.
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Who knows oscioporosis.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I've heard of that.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Finally gets to the door and that's when Bezer starts
talking to him about life because she knows him. Ugh,
and we are just chilling. Now it's ten fifteen minutes.
We have been in this parking lot and still not
gotten into the restaurant, and there's no line. It's just
us being polite people. I finally open the other door.
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We get in there, the cold air drills the hostess
and she's like, good God, thought you were here twenty
minutes ago, said me too.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Did she say welcome?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
No, Riley's welcome, No Riley's They seed us as they
are seating us. These things happened right next to each other,
which is just sad because folks don't ever get old.
We just get this guy Bias. Thank you sir.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
There, Top Baser, talk to you later.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Finally, we have done it, our good deed to the
nursing home community. And we hear Grandpa, Grandpa and then Dad, Dad, Dad, Grandpa.
This old man, I think. So his vision was going
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out and so he missed the exit by about two feet,
and so he started walking on the platform where they
take the to go orders that they usually deliver to
me and Baser in the country, and he was running
into the wall. Oh, because it did. The wall is
just like blocked off, and so he hit the wall.
And then there's like, let's just say, a bookshelf that
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divides the to go orders from the people that walk
through the restaurant. So he's grabbing this divider and shaking it,
trying to break through to get to the expit. Grandpa, Grandpa,
Dad Dad yelling at this dude, and he goes, hey, well.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
How hell do you get out of here?
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Poor bro missed the exit vision was off a little bit,
so they Dad Dad he goes and grabs him, brings
him around from the to go orders to the exit,
and we get the man out the door. I shouldn't
laugh all that to tell y'all don't get old. And
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then at the other story, it was just kind of
more depressing. We got finally sat down. Yeah, I go, man,
it seems like there's some guy staring at me. I
look over at me. It's an eighty five year old
dude just staring at beazer.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
I think he's undressing her with his eyes.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
That's try, that's probably accurate.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
That's fine, Probably not gonna be any more old people stories.
And then I look caddy corner to me and there's
an eighty eight year old lady doing a crossword by herself,
and the host comes over. Hi, there, would you like
a Diet coke? Oh yes, my usual order. Twenty minutes later,
still doing the crossword. Would you like another Dike coke?
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Oh yes, my usual order. Twenty five minutes later. Oh
you you finally finished the crossword? Oh no, but I
see you're pretty busy today. Yeah, we've had to order
a lot of stuff because of the holidays, so we're
all backed up. But really appreciate you being a loyal customer.
Can't wait to see you next Sunday. This place was
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littered with the elderly. All that to say, guys, don't
get old, do not Grandpapa, Dad, Dad. He was going
into the co orders, man, he was about to get that,
ran right into it, realized he wasn't going anywhere, and
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then just started shaking that divide or trying to break through,
and the hostess all the while didn't move. Apparently she
sees that stuff all the time. But we're just door
dashing from here on out. We're never going to that
place again until we do Dad, Dad, Grampa Grappa.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
At first, you know what I thought you were gonna say,
the dude fell over or already sat at the wrong table.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah, we're running in that look on his face he
didn't know where the he was glasses are all messed up. Well,
where's the exit at? Like I feel you, dude, they shouldn't.
They should make a definitive area where you supposed to exit.
I'm with you, bro. Let me imagine having twelve drinks
and trying to exit a place.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Or dude, Man, hey, it's gonna be us if we're
gonna be sober, And that's gonna be the coachers at
the convention next week and when they're hammered, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Did you say they said they're trying to out drink
each other. Guys, Come on, it's try January.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah, it's try January.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Man.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
We're just having a relaxing weekend in Nashville where we're
gonna talk sports.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
But I did say at Opryland there is an IVY
place there. There's multiple ivy places. There's some in Midtown
and we're doing stuff at Daily's right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
John, Daily's almost Friday. We I mean, god, it's gonna
be amazing, dude, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
There's iv places if you're really desperate and you need
a little bit reviving. Yeah, they got the ones that'll
come to you. There's one in Midtown and then there's
one opry Land.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah. Soword loosers dot com, get your tickets for next weekend. Man,
I'm gonna go home and take some anti aging pills.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
March eighth, that's when I'll bring the Jamaica story.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah, Jamaica March eighth. And don't forget college football playoff
is tonight, Indiana, no Ole, Miss Miami. Yeah, let me
tell you, I don't I understand Miami's got a good
defensive offensive line. If you're not cheering for Old Miss,
I get Miami fan or not. But if you have
no interest, like if you don't have a team and
the dog in the fight, you have to be cheering
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for Old Miss, right, you have to be cheering for
them to win the national title. So Lane Kivin looks
even dumber for leaving because he has to. He's going
to LSU because he was a chance to win a
national title and they're sitting in the semi finals and
he's probably sitting there going, damn, I could have got
my ring this year. I could have got a nash huh.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Hilarious uphill battle though against the U.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
I understand. I'm not saying they're the favorite. I'm not,
but deep down I want them to win tonight. I
want them to win to Shay, Hey, Lane, you dumb ass.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
September eighteenth, I was up in Detroit Birthday weekend, Yeah,
and I watched the entire Miami U game in the
hotel because family all left, they went home. There was
no Slater Family podcast. So I watched the whole game
and I said, that's the best team in college football.
Team is awesome.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
No, I told you months ago it was Indiana. You
laughed at me, and here we are Indiana still rolling.
But come on, old Miss, let's go. I mean, even Callaway,
who's a diehard Mississississippi State fan. He's been wearing an
Old Miss shirt supporting Old Miss.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
But I'm saying it's my fault. All I had to
do is talk about it on a microphone. I knew
that you was this good September eighteenth, and I just
never told you. I never told anybody in the back.
I kept it to myself for the reason. I don't
know why.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
You know what I mean, when a good time to
tell us that was in the past, because you can't
bet the future in the future. Gosh Sorelosers dot com
Go ahead, man, I got breaking news. Do you have
a breaking news clip? Oh my god, that was so loud.
Now that's not breaking news. Do you have the dundum?
You know what I'm talking about? Breaking news? I guess
(00:20):
that'll work. Uh Sean Morse, Sean Morse. He put in
for PTO that's called personal time off for the convention,
and he got the email, time off request has been approved.
Time off request has been approved. Your time off request
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has been approved. And I don't know if that is
four separate emails because he took four days off, so
I don't know what he does or if that's just
them like making sure he sees the email that he
has that Friday off.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Props to that girl because that's cool. Uh Sewn.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Definitely a dude, got it, I would assume.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
And the what was the reasoning? Debauchery Broadway, Nashville, Tennessee
with a bunch of people. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No, he put in the request, he said, I have
a convention to attend in Nashville, and they said, go,
my friend go.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
They're like, uh, they said, mon mon. Our company doesn't
have any convention scheduled this year. Are you trying out
for another job?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
What industry exactly is this convention in. Don't worry about that.
That's up between me and my coaches.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You tell bones, we got a convention we're going to.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh that would not be good, right because.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
He knows all the conventions associated with iHeartRadio and the podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Great point, But mon, I want to say I apologize
for yesterday. We were gonna hear all about Jamaica. Is
that where you went and you were going to talk about. Oh,
you know why you don't want to get old. You
had an example, maybe two examples, and I just woke
up and I had no voice. Guys, it happens twice
a year where I just wake up and I have
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no voice. I don't know what it is. It's a
lot of drainage. And then I run to the CVS.
I mean I've been to the CVS Urgent Care Minute
Clinic whatever it's called, about twelve times in the last
two weeks.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
These Z packs you're taking steroid packs. Yes, it's just a.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Pill, right, Yeah, it's a bunch of pills.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
And it's Z pack is a street name for it.
It's really marzipa note you know.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, I don't. I have no idea what it's called.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Can't you get these pills ahead of times you come
to work? You sound like s pop a pill? You
don't need to then go to the clinic. No, I
act if not reacting.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, I literally don't know when it's gonna come. And
they're not gonna subscribe or prescribe you a pill pack
until you have the symptoms. And here's the thing, they
don't just work instantly. So I woke up and I
was like I couldn't talk. So I was like, crap.
So I went and made the appointment for nine to
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forty five. That was the first available up appointment at
the Urgent Care Minute Clinic whatever it's called.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
But they weren't open.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No at nine forty five.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Right, is it another bit where they're not open?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
No? No? And I went and there was someone already
there waiting her and her son, and they called me
back first. So I feel like that lady was probably
really upset, like, wait, we were here first, but lady,
I had an appointment checked in online my spot. I
was in and out six minutes, and I said, you
can just six seven, six or seven minutes. Should have
(03:30):
thought of that, And I was like, you can just
send it to the pharmacy right here, you know, no problem.
So I go check in at the pharmacy and they're like,
all right, did you just go to the minute clinic. Yeah,
we'll work on that. So I sat down and I
sit there and I mean, it's just in a box.
It's literally a box they just put in a bag.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's not over the counter. Yeah, you can get street
crack a block away, and you can't get metrol promethezone
for your Z pack.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I don't even know what if it's a Z pack, dude,
It's like you take seven pills the first day, six,
the second, five, four three two one.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yes, that's what it is. Got it?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
And so I sit there and I mean, I don't
know how hard it is to go and get a
box of pills and put it in a bag and
be done. I sit there for twenty minutes, and the
lady finally goes, hey, sir, it looks like your your
prescriptions waiting for you at a Walgreens across town. So
the lady sent it to a different pharmacy.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
YEP.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So I gotta get in the car and drive across
town get the medicine. Went home, and I didn't talk
the rest of the day, I was on vocal rest.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's got to be a blessing to your wife.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And it's kind of hard because she'll ask me a
question and I'll just like start typing. She's like, oh
my god, you can't talk.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Do the dry erase board like Billy did for two summers.
I know, but I don't have it. I wasn't prepared
to have a dry erase board.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I didn't know this. But here's the thing. I should
be prepared because I know it's going to happen twice
a year. I don't know about four times, and you.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Said twice at the beginning of the show, I twice
a year. We're all ready for it, which is what
led me to say, get four Primitha Pethlea's own packs
and have them ready.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
So then the kids get home from school. That's when
it gets difficult because they want to talk Dad, and
I start using my hands. Dad, Why can't just say
hi so we can see how your voice sounds? No,
shake my head, no, no. So then the cool part
(05:31):
is my seven year old baby Box. He can kind
of read, so I start typing messages on my phone
and having a conversation with him.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Dude, you worry you in another country. No, you're in
your own house.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
It was pretty neat. I'd be like, because they had
to send in one picture from their Christmas break, and
then they got to talk about the Christmas break and
I said, I put it on my phone. I said,
did you get to share your picture today? And he
said no. I said, oh, I'm sorry, and then he
goes psych or trick you. I did get to share it,
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and I'm like, what did you say? I don't remember. Cool.
Then he started talking about something else and I'd have
to ask him a question, but he could read it all.
It was so fun.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So they can read at seven. Yeah, okay, I'll tell
bones that in seven years.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's pretty wild. But yeah, So that was my whole day.
I didn't talk all day. And then when they got
off the bus, two of the kids that live around
the corner, they were like, my youngest like, Dad, can
we go over to their house? I was like, shook
my head yes. So they went over there for like
five minutes. Then they ended up in our backyard five minutes.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Wow, what a stay over?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Well no, no, Then the two kids came back to
our house. They decided our backyard was more fun than
their backyard.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Come across the moat. Make sure you have something that's waterproof,
watch out for the gators.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And so they were in the backyard. And then there
was another family that they have a first grader, a
five year old and a newborn. They were on a walk,
saw the bikes.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
The newborn was walking.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
No, they were he was in the stroller, and so
they popped into the backyard. So the newborn just pulled up,
pulled up, got out of the hey, got out of
the the stroller and was just crawling around in the backyard.
And I went outside and I'm like waving, and she's like, so,
how's it going. I'm like, thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Get I'm getting you a dry erase board and.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
She goes vocal rest and I said.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So they even know about it. Sounds like more than
twice a year.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's happened. It's happened in the neighborhood. The word has spread.
She was like, we were just on a walk and
we saw the bike, so we just came on in.
So they were just in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Our idiot neighbor. Yeah, like four or five times a year,
six or seven times a year, he'll lose his voice,
and so he does his dumb song and dance where
he can't talk and he just motions. It's the most
annoying thing ever. Yeah, it happened yesterday. So annoying. But
he's supposedly better. I heard him on the radio.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, I'm back. I'm back man. So yeah, so instead
of having a Wednesday pod, we had to have a
Thursday pod. So here we are.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It's not good. People are gonna think that that.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
We're slacking, but they go, we're leading up to the convention.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Now is when we need to be our strongest, our best, bigger, stronger,
faster leading up to the convention. And we dip on
a day.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
But hopefully I got the sickness, the losing the voice,
the hanging banging out of the way.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's no big deal. Me and the other guy. We
had to hold up the convention in Vegas. You had
a hanging banging issue.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I brought it. I went and got a shot.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I will never forget. I brought it at top Golf
for two straight hours. Yeah, Justin gave me a lock
of Michigan State and Illinois, don't remember which one, winning
and lost seven hundred dollars and all the while you're
eating jerk chicken behind me and resting your voice must
have been nice.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
No, no, no, they didn't have jerk chicken. You just discovered
jerk chicken in Jamaica month. I mean it was wild.
It was just it's a weird day when you cannot speak, but.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You're supposed to tell you you're supposed to listen more.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, but then when someone asked you a question one
thing you're gonna learn with kids. They ask on average,
seven thousand questions an hour.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But you became a better listener. Finally your wife was
able to tell a story. Finally you were able to
let her finish a sentence where she said, hey, i've
been thinking. Usually would cut her off, and then she
said I want a divorce. You finally got to hear this.
That was just an example. You finally got to hear
the ends of sentences.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That is correct. I do interrupt a lot, Like my
kid is always like something something something, and I'm like,
oh you want to do this that I'm not finished yet.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Oh WHOA boy talks back to you, I'm like, well, no, no,
he's right to say that, because I know I try
to anticipate what someone is going to say, and some
people did say I interrupted a toolbox a couple of
times on the family pod.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Probably probably I just get excited and.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
They're not rad condition to where they You know the timing,
you know the direction we're going. You know how you
can't be boring and stuff. But I gotta listen to
that one because I do need to give a grade
on it.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, because you drive back and forth. It's like six
hours of your house and back, so I don't know
why you're not listening to it on your commute. It's
a fantastic episode.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I'm behind McAfee's pumping out three hours a day.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh god, don Yeah. So man, that's where it is.
I'm back happy Thursday. We have college football tonight, the playoff.
I mean, but we got it. I need to hear
your stories now. I said March eighth, but you said
to something about getting old. Duh.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
That's that one's gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It is gonna be good. And another night, let me
tell you I got it.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Beezer's not gonna be happy because she told me don't
talk about it.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Well, these guys are never gonna hear it.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Probably not hearing's going. Dude, it's it's she because uh
I think one of them was our teacher, or actually
I didn't say that, but anyways, so she just said
it's because they're getting older. It's just it's it's agist,
but it's funny and I think it'll actually tell people
(11:09):
and teach people. Hey, let's talk to the older people.
They ain't got nobody out.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
There, they really don't. That is one thing you will find.
Like when I used to do meals on wheels and
you'd go to these people's houses taking them food. They
are in their house by themselves, with no one to
talk to.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
How are you going, sonny? I haven't seen a strapping
young boy in some time. Would you mind helping me change?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Well? They would ask, you know, you would sit down
and talk to him for a while. There was one
guy that he had back surgery or something and sometimes
he'd answer the door with just a shirt on.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Okay, that was awkward. Do you think he was into you?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
No? No, I don't even think he realized it. I
think he just was. He was on the pain meds
from the back surgery and he was like, Hey, how's
it going. You want to come in? I'm like, oh, oh,
how you been?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh good? You would just deliver them food? Yeah, man,
I can't wait to get old free Uber delivery uber Eat.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
It was a warm meal.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Oh dude, you were.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I was before.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Holy you were unpaid Uber to eats.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I really was. They could sign up and you would.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
The idea was right in front of you, and you're
giving it for free. Dang, you freaking idiot.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You're right, you were.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
What are the other one? Door Dash, Uber Eats. What's
another big one? Roba Douche, RoboCop.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I don't know. Roba Douche is not coming this year. Uh,
it's her son's birthday. She can't miss it. She misses
her son's birthday every year for the convention.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
But yes, you're right, I did. God that sucks that
I would do.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Business model was in your lap and you you were
too tired of worried about a dude not having pants on.
The business model was in your frecking hands.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
How did we know?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
An idiot?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Oh I agree?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
How did we never think of this?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
How stupid are we as Americans that not one person said, Hey,
the taxis are price gouging us. What if I just
drove my car around and paid people up. Then then
there wasn't that guy. Then where's the other person that said, Hey,
all the restaurants I like to get food from don't
have a delivery service. What if I just went got
the food and delivered it to people? Guys, the business model.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Was right in our hands. I mean there was a
couple times that I didn't have a car, car broken down,
stuck in my apartment and no food, and I never thought, hey, man,
you know what would be greate is if there was
a delivery service for any restaurant. I wanted unfreaking believable
(13:58):
how stupid we were.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
But instead, we're big dumb Americans, which is what we
said all the time in Jamaica. I'm on, we made
fun of ourselves. We would just say, oh, there's an issue.
The food I love doesn't have a delivery service. Oh
that sucks. I don't know what's the what's the means
to fix that? To create a car service and goes
and gets it. But instead Americans was like, oh, yeah,
(14:21):
that one Italian place, it sucks, they don't deliver. You
want to go to the worst Italian place though, because
they'll deliver.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
You wanted to say, you know that great Mexican food
we had last weekend, and yet oh they don't have delivery. Yeah,
let's let let's settle for that crappy one over there.
And speaking of crappy, dude, I forgot to tell you this.
You know, we talk about Taco Cabana. I went on
the way to the golf course on Sunday when I
was going to golf with Garrett, Greg and Jacob, and
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I was like, oh my gosh, there's a Taco Sea
one exit up. Let me get taco see before I
hit the golf course.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Good fine, And I was like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
God, I haven't had I haven't had a Taco Sea
in a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Hey, that's great, sir. Thanks. Next, I thought that's what
you were telling the lady.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
And I go through the drive through and I get
it and I unwrapped that taco. It's terrible what I
realized that I don't think I've really eaten Taco Cabana
unless I've been drunk.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Eat those words, because that's not true. I haven't been
there in fifteen years, and it is amazing exactly how
I remember it now.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
It's terrible, even the case, though not good. Not good.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
See I'm against that because I would go on the
way to work when I was not drunk.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh, and it was good, no, no.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
So good, a little bit charred so good.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
The case Ada's well, case of Dias is just chicken
and cheese.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Still some of the best in town.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
But the chicken just wasn't good. I mean, I don't know.
I just think we fell in love with it because
it was open twenty four hours a day and you
could get it anytime you want it. Drunk, you'd go
through the drive through in a cab and you would
get Taco Cabana. It's not good.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I miss that place so bad.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Being sober, it opened up my eyes and I saw
the sign, like as of bass once said. I saw
the sign and it wasn't good. And I got to
the golf course and I got in the golf cart
with Garrett and he was like, oh, taco see haw
And I said, yeah, it's not very good. He goes, no,
it's not very good, dude. If you're sober, it's not good.
And I was like, you're right.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I would kill the Taco Cabana over state lines. Oh man.
I wish they had a company that would do that.
They do gold belly.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, well it's not worth it. That's not worth it.
I'm just saying it was. It wasn't what I remembered.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Man, I wish I could play golf with you virtually. Oh,
you can't mediquest oca or.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
What it can? What are those things called hitting things?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah? Yeah, obviously we don't have them.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Simulator, simulator. I assume if someone has a simulator in
their house and you have one in your house, you
can meet at the same course.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
No, but we may have to take a break in
a second. I haven't seen anybody yet. Yeah, Scuba told
me about this thing called hoopy Hoopy. You can play
basketball with somebody in another country and challenge their score.
You could play a game, you can play just shots.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Whoa, that sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
So back in the day when we said, man, I
wish I could play with my friends in another state, dude, Oh,
create the hoop that can play with different people in
different states.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
You know what we have not even talked about. It's
now at almost Friday when we do the live pod,
people have a chance to win Super Bowl tickets.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I would have liked to have known that.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
No, we did. Papa shot They're going to be having
a Papa Shot competition during the live pod and the
watch party at almost Friday, where you can win tickets
to the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Oh, you could see Broncos and Rams.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
There you go. You have it, Broncos Rams race prediction.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Well I can break it down how I got to that.
But wow, it's going to be your super Bowl Rams win.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I can't believe we didn't tell our listeners. Saw our
losers convention, you have a chance to win super Bowl tickets.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
This is the biggest convention we've ever had.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Wow, we've never given away super Bowl tickets.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
The other guy would never understand this.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
They are bringing in a pop pop shot machine for
the competition right there at almost Friday.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
The bad part of this is what if I win it,
none of our listeners win, and I win it, and
your brother wins Fantasy.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
He didn't win Fantasy.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yes, yes, we did not need that.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Let me take you Batter's box.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
We did not need that.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
He had a rough, rough championship weekend. He was in
three different fantasy football championships. He went on three Oh
my gosh, what if everybody that's a batter's box here?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Hey, guys, I lost on my championships. You know who
did win?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Prime Time?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Bega and Beezer won in office pool.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yes, Bayzer, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
She won two d dollars. Her team name music City's
next miracle A chick one Fantasy football.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
That's what I'm talking about. House, Hey, Ashley White won
our league twice. It's not it's not bash on the women,
but Prime Tag Bega is your new champion of the
Fantasy football League. Bea batter's box. He had he had
a rough day. He had a rough day. Man. He
he didn't talk to me for two days, and he's
I can't believe it. I went on three, I went
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on three man.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
All right, well he's not on this party anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
We'll take a moment of silence. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I thought we were taking a moment of silence.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh did I make them noise? Silence?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I got so much?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Please tell me so much.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
No, not even I can't even get to Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
No, no, we don't have to go to Jamaica. Bond we
can go. I need to know about the old people.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Okay, so I have the old people. Okay, I want
to review podcast you did with your family?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Oh you watched you watched it.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Listen, man, I listened to it. So there's two, and
then number three is Penn's Mechanical three, and then number
four is Pat McFee show.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Okay, so Pin's mechanical for the convention. Guys, it's free
food and drink. We are having it catered. It is
a brunch amongst brunch. And I don't know if you've
ever done, but duck pin bowling.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It is so much better than bowling.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I've been there with Random, Ky Cody, my family, Boomer Henny,
kids can go. We don't want kids going.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
No, it's like a shot put in your hand and
you can sling that sucker, suck it on a mimosa.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Well, we can never get in. Oh no, no, we're
getting in. You're sure we haven't reserved. I don't know
about that. I have never been able to get in.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
No, no, no. Sam's Place already confirmed they will be
delivering the food. And they said, do you want us
to leave one of the Sam's employees there to serve
you food or do you think sore Losers Nation can
serve them food themselves. I said, Sam's Place, we appreciate
you catering We do not need you to stay. Drop
off is fine, set it up and go on your
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merry day.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Sam's Place I go every Friday with my car dealership guy.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
That's my favorite restaurant. Dude, you just told me this.
That's why I got them on board. You told me
you go to Sam's and I was like, that's a
great place.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
It really is. I don't know the specific food we're
getting pizza, it's catered brunch. I name the thing that
we're not getting.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yes, So I hit up Doreen, who is a saleslady
here in the building. Shout out Doreen. She put us
in contact with Sam's Place, and they said, eh, cater it.
We are there as long as that idiot twin doesn't
wears cowboys hat. We are happy to cater it.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Can I transition?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yes, please transition.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Sore Losers dot Com. Tickets still available for still available
Momosa Madness, Momosa Madness. I also post that on the
Facebook and the Instagram and also posted about it. Guys,
we're trying to market one week out. What a better
time than now? Why wait until the last minute? If
you could wait until the last minute the podcast the okay,
(22:13):
are we gonna do the old people first. I gotta
say this real quick, housekeeping go ahead. We recorded it
four days ago. Pat McAfee did a segment on door
dashing and how how has this not been invented before?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
So it would have sounded like we ripped off their show,
But I swear on everything we recorded that segment way
before Lunch was sick, way before Pat McAfee.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
We're just not that. We're not that kind of a show.
We're not stealing ideas. We're creative enough, guys. We do
brain storm sessions every day, Mud on the wall, see
what sticks. I would have never copied McAfee, but dang,
did that segment sound pretty similar to though.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Dude, it's because it was organic. You know it was
organic because I started talking about meals on wheels, and
that's what made you think about, oh my gosh, I
was already doing door dash. You didn't just go oh
my gosh.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
So I had to say it.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
We looked like copycats because I.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Listened to McAfee on a day delay, or you.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Could have just literally never said anything, and our people
don't listen to McAfee.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I don't ever want to get busted for that because
I don't plage your eyes. I have a bibliography. I
would never do something like that. But good gosh, if
you listen to both of them, it sounds like we're
stealing from them. Oh Man, show the timestamp.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
That sucks. Okay, Now can.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I review your brother Dad?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I would love to hear your review of the Box
Family podcast plus chest Day.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
It's all about caffeine and cocaine, or what he said
about creatine and coke, cafe, caffeine and creatine.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I mean, he came out of the gate hammer it.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I gotta tell you this. It was phenomenal who it
really was, just because you guys have chemistry already and
Chesstey was great. The only thing I've ever ripped on
the guy for his opinions are fine, his takes are fine.
He just didn't do the microphone in the mouth. But
this time he did. He was great. I actually wish
I could have gotten more from him. At times he
(24:21):
sounded not the reason I can tell the difference between
Batter's Box and Chestey's. Batter's Box has a little bit
of a lisp, which is fine. It's what makes him great.
Batter's Box was phenomenal. Of the four of you and
five if you want to include the kids banging on
the door every two seconds?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
How funny? Was that?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Not funny? But your dad nobody appreciates his humor. He goes, oh,
we're in batter's boxes room, Oh what's sticky? And then
he goes, oh, those books over there, you wouldn't know,
you never read them. Your dad's one liners were great.
Your dad was good. I would almost you're the you're
the regular. You work on a syndicated show, so I'm
(24:59):
not even raiding you, but I would say it went
your dad, your brother, and then Chess Day. But Chestdey
was real close to your brother because he actually gave input.
And I feel like when you guys are all chilling
Chesstey is probably the funniest guy. It's just a different
dynamic getting on the mic and what he also entered
your family. You had your whole family around chest Day.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah. Chestay lives six houses from me growing up, so
he is like part of the family. And that's what's great.
He came over, was hanging out with the family for
like a couple hours and then we're like, well, we
got to do the pod And here's the thing. Chest
Day was definitely most improved. Wait, it was all about
the mic being at his mouth. Here's what's crazy is
(25:41):
in years past we've gone to the studio and had
mics that sit in front of your face, so it's
hard not to be on the mic. This time, we
had handheld mics where you had to hold the mic
up to your mouth, and they all did it.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
It was a couple of times you had to tell Pops, hey,
mike mouth right.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Well, he does get a little tried to start talking
and looking around the room, stuck to the seat. Funny.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
And then I didn't love the A block segment you
went in with cross country.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Hold on, no, no, we could have.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Addressed anything, and you go, guys, how cool is cross street?
And they raged you they brought it.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I didn't bring up cross country. How did we get
on cross country? Is my question? Did my dad bring
it up? I don't know what we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Growing up and stuff. They'd go to supporting your kids.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Maybe yeah, maybe, And you know we never talked about
is my dad referenced playoff softball? Oh? Chessty did you
see playoff softball?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Never went back to it, and we never went back
to it. I just remember that right now? Is your
dad and Chesty? Are they good friends in real life? Okay,
so they're all, y'all are friends. Okay, it showed it
was good.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Also, Chesstday and my dad talk a lot now because
I don't know why, and this is weird. Maybe this
is on me. I just realized how bad this looks
on me and my brother Batter's Box. But we play
in a couple of fantasy football leagues with like people
in the neighborhood and people from high school, and chess
(27:15):
Day and my dad manage a team together, and so
they talk about their transactions, so then they talk about
life also. But my thing is, why do me or
my brother not allow my dad to manage with us?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah? What pop should be in you guy? You secretly
brought him in the back door one year, but why
not at the front door?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
No, no, no, But I'm saying, why wouldn't we Why don't
we co manage with my dad? Why does he co
manage with chess Day? That seems like a mess up
on our part.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Well, Beazer won her Fantasy Football Music City's Next Miracle
first place. She wins the whole thing. He needs to
be in our league, justin can be out. Tristan Boomer
needs to be brought back in our league. Your dad
needs to be back in our league. Chess day in
our league, this time the front door.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Then we're down to twenty five teams. That's the only problem.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Bring everybody, we need the whole group.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Man.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
You know how many random women, sexists and men were
in our league this year. I say even Justin is
as poor as he has played as a manager. As
one trade, Scattaboy ends up getting hurt. Courtland Sutton had
a good year.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
He was alright, he didn't do amazing things.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
So what I'm saying is even Justin maybe returns as
a coach and he's not fired. Man, Maybe he's not
a give me a coach. He got fired Mike McDaniel
or Josh McDaniel.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
What EXAC guy's name down?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Maybe he's not a Stefanski. Tampa guy got.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Fired, Not Tampa, the guy in Miami. Oh yeah, man,
Daniels got fired. Yeah he's gone. That means they want hardball, dude.
They think they're getting harball, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
They can have Brian Callahan.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
He's free for Callahan parts.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
You know who the Titans need to actually get.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Tell me, Saban, Oh, no, he did bad in the NFL.
Well quit in the middle of the season.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Saban said, he doesn't want to coach.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, so I don't know. I understand. So you're like
batter's Box. You ripped the A segment. But I didn't
even mean to go there. We didn't even rego address
the chest Day story. But I'm impressed you liked it.
I'm glad you enjoyed the banter.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Well, I did enjoyed the banter, but I was really
from an audio standpoint, it was phenomenal. I couldn't have
been more proud of you in your bedroom hooking all
of this up. I bet you did it in one minute.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I did. I was shocked.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
It took The download took a while.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
The download I didn't really understand how to get it
off the card to my computer. That took me an
hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Wow, that's brutal holidays. The kids are bagging on the door, dude,
I was like, oh my god. I could not figure
it out. I was stressed, like, how do I get
this uploaded? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I didn't care about the kids banging on the door because,
like Chessday said, that's exactly what we would do. That's
exactly what we would do.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
I didn't think it was funny. You can't tell them
don't do this for an hour and a half.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
You can tell kids whatever the hell you want to
tell them. They're not gonna listen if you say don't
do something. If you go to a park and you say, well,
if you have kids and you go to a park
and there's a big rock, you don't want them to climb,
you know what, you don't tell them don't climb on
(30:21):
that rock, because then that's all they can think about,
is that freaking rock. It's like last year Baby Box
was in kindergarten and they went on a field trip
and I went as a parent chaperone on this field
trip and it was at some old historic home of
someone in Nashville. Don't even know who these people are.
(30:42):
And we walk into this one room.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
We talked about it.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I know, and I'm gonna revisit it. And the guy said,
don't jump up and look what's on top of the dresser.
That was stupid because immediately half the class jumping up
to look at the dresser, and he goes, what did
I just say? I said, don't jump.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Kids aren't gonna listen.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I'm like, dude, you say, don't do something. That's all
they can think about. Don't, don't, don't. Oh, I gotta
do it. I gotta do it. I gotta do it. Hey,
don't touch the food until we're ready to eat. They
can't help themselves, and they think it's funny and they
were having a good time, hilarious.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
For kids that.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I kind of laughed.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Ray speaking old house, Why don't you talk about your
old people.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
No, I'm gonna read you. An email from the Fantasy
Football Chip champion Steven Bega. I because Bijon Robinson went
off for like forty points for him to win the championship.
He was down by thirty five points going into Monday
night football.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
What if everybody that's.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
And I sent him an email said congrats. You better
get a Bijon tattoo or something, because that's unbelievable. He replied,
thank you so much for the quick payment, because I
pay quickly.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Wait, I never got high point.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
High point is least important. My venmo gets shut down
because I've paid so much money in the past week
and a half. Told you this, so he said, yes.
The first words out of my mouth last night were
I'm going to store and buy a bijon Jersey Tomorrow.
I officially accept my automatic bid into next year's Sore
Losers Fantasy Football League and look forward to leading my
(32:27):
own division. I hope that is still an additional perk
to winning the league. I also hope that if I
have ever traveled to Nashville, I've earned the right to
sit on the podcast to talk about my title. I
had to endure weeks of Arnold's army running his mouth
while I sat back silently and patiently waiting for my
time to shine. I ended the season winning eight in
(32:49):
a row. The turning point was a gift from the
scheduling gods and playing Haley Wiggs two weeks in a row.
Until then, she was dominating our division. Beat her twice
to get to a tie with her, and I and
I never looked back. If I am allowed the honor
of being a guest on the show, we can also
talk about our common experiences, with me living in Austin,
(33:12):
running cross country and high school, growing up in Elgin,
and also getting dunked on by Chris Klack and William
Stringfellow in high school. Regardless I love the show. I've
been a Day one listener and no joke, have heard
every episode of the pod. Thank you to you and
Ray for entertaining us and coordinating this league with the
(33:33):
respect Steven Prime Time Bega.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Fellow cross dresser or what he's.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Say cross country runner. And he played basketball and that
means he played Anderson when we won back to back
state runner up. We didn't win the title. We lost
in the championship because he played against Clack and Stringfellow
and that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Do not put my name on the fantasy league that
is run by Bat, earth Box and Lunch.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
But oh you're part of it, now, part of it. Now,
we're gonna take a break. See everybody wants to talk
about cross country. Cross country is a big deal. We'll
take a break and we'll come back and we're gonna
go old old people, not old school. We'll be right back.
Everay you talking about us.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
We go to O'Reilly's and we've never been there. We've
ordered their food phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Their chicken tenders are really good.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Baser does get the tendees.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I get.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
We do the dessert. It's usually a Friday and we
it's brownies. Chocolate caramel, not even ice cream.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Is there an o'riley's by you?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yeah? Well, and it's there lickety split in about thirty minutes.
We love O'Reilly's, so you door dash this or whatever,
so you don't go. It's our one splurge of the week,
got it? And so this time we go on a Sunday,
youngest people there. But first let me jump to before
we even got into the restaurant, thank you. We're in
(34:59):
the parking and there's a guy e middle of the
parking lot and he's got double crutch canes. When my
dad had a bad hip, he was slow. My dad
was probably turtle. This guy was a snail with ten
roadblocks in front of the snail from the middle of
(35:19):
the parking lot to the door that bazer looked at
me and then she opened, and then I had to
open the second door. It was three to five minutes.
It was a little bit of a draft coming in,
so I actually it took so long. I closed the
second door so that the hostess didn't get cold.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Question, is his walker like the one that's connected all
the way around? You know what I mean? Like the
walker that has a bar in front and two. You
know what I mean? Now, I did you have a
full blown walker or were they two canes?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I almost want two cane slash leg helpers. Okay, And
we were trying to figure out he may have gotten
in a car accident because Baser knew him. Oh, so
maybe it was just old age, you never know, deteriorating.
It's not like it's ACL MCL stuff like that, NFL injuries.
So we're just I said, maybe you know, just old bones.
(36:09):
Who knows oscioporosis.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I've heard of that.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Finally gets to the door and that's when Bezer starts
talking to him about life because she knows him. Ugh,
and we are just chilling. Now it's ten fifteen minutes.
We have been in this parking lot and still not
gotten into the restaurant, and there's no line. It's just
us being polite people. I finally open the other door.
(36:33):
We get in there, the cold air drills the hostess
and she's like, good God, thought you were here twenty
minutes ago, said me too.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Did she say welcome?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
No, Riley's welcome, No Riley's They seed us as they
are seating us. These things happened right next to each other,
which is just sad because folks don't ever get old.
We just get this guy Bias. Thank you sir.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
There, Top Baser, talk to you later.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Finally, we have done it, our good deed to the
nursing home community. And we hear Grandpa, Grandpa and then Dad, Dad, Dad, Grandpa.
This old man, I think. So his vision was going
(37:23):
out and so he missed the exit by about two feet,
and so he started walking on the platform where they
take the to go orders that they usually deliver to
me and Baser in the country, and he was running
into the wall. Oh, because it did. The wall is
just like blocked off, and so he hit the wall.
And then there's like, let's just say, a bookshelf that
(37:45):
divides the to go orders from the people that walk
through the restaurant. So he's grabbing this divider and shaking it,
trying to break through to get to the expit. Grandpa, Grandpa,
Dad Dad yelling at this dude, and he goes, hey, well.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
How hell do you get out of here?
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Poor bro missed the exit vision was off a little bit,
so they Dad Dad he goes and grabs him, brings
him around from the to go orders to the exit,
and we get the man out the door. I shouldn't
laugh all that to tell y'all don't get old. And
(38:29):
then at the other story, it was just kind of
more depressing. We got finally sat down. Yeah, I go, man,
it seems like there's some guy staring at me. I
look over at me. It's an eighty five year old
dude just staring at beazer.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
I think he's undressing her with his eyes.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
That's try, that's probably accurate.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
That's fine, Probably not gonna be any more old people stories.
And then I look caddy corner to me and there's
an eighty eight year old lady doing a crossword by herself,
and the host comes over. Hi, there, would you like
a Diet coke? Oh yes, my usual order. Twenty minutes later,
still doing the crossword. Would you like another Dike coke?
(39:09):
Oh yes, my usual order. Twenty five minutes later. Oh
you you finally finished the crossword? Oh no, but I
see you're pretty busy today. Yeah, we've had to order
a lot of stuff because of the holidays, so we're
all backed up. But really appreciate you being a loyal customer.
Can't wait to see you next Sunday. This place was
(39:30):
littered with the elderly. All that to say, guys, don't
get old, do not Grandpapa, Dad, Dad. He was going
into the co orders, man, he was about to get that,
ran right into it, realized he wasn't going anywhere, and
(39:53):
then just started shaking that divide or trying to break through,
and the hostess all the while didn't move. Apparently she
sees that stuff all the time. But we're just door
dashing from here on out. We're never going to that
place again until we do Dad, Dad, Grampa Grappa.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
At first, you know what I thought you were gonna say,
the dude fell over or already sat at the wrong table.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah, we're running in that look on his face he
didn't know where the he was glasses are all messed up. Well,
where's the exit at? Like I feel you, dude, they shouldn't.
They should make a definitive area where you supposed to exit.
I'm with you, bro. Let me imagine having twelve drinks
and trying to exit a place.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Or dude, Man, hey, it's gonna be us if we're
gonna be sober, And that's gonna be the coachers at
the convention next week and when they're hammered, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Did you say they said they're trying to out drink
each other. Guys, Come on, it's try January.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah, it's try January.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Man.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
We're just having a relaxing weekend in Nashville where we're
gonna talk sports.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
But I did say at Opryland there is an IVY
place there. There's multiple ivy places. There's some in Midtown
and we're doing stuff at Daily's right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
John, Daily's almost Friday. We I mean, god, it's gonna
be amazing, dude, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
There's iv places if you're really desperate and you need
a little bit reviving. Yeah, they got the ones that'll
come to you. There's one in Midtown and then there's
one opry Land.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah. Soword loosers dot com, get your tickets for next weekend. Man,
I'm gonna go home and take some anti aging pills.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
March eighth, that's when I'll bring the Jamaica story.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah, Jamaica March eighth. And don't forget college football playoff
is tonight, Indiana, no Ole, Miss Miami. Yeah, let me
tell you, I don't I understand Miami's got a good
defensive offensive line. If you're not cheering for Old Miss,
I get Miami fan or not. But if you have
no interest, like if you don't have a team and
the dog in the fight, you have to be cheering
(42:05):
for Old Miss, right, you have to be cheering for
them to win the national title. So Lane Kivin looks
even dumber for leaving because he has to. He's going
to LSU because he was a chance to win a
national title and they're sitting in the semi finals and
he's probably sitting there going, damn, I could have got
my ring this year. I could have got a nash huh.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Hilarious uphill battle though against the U.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
I understand. I'm not saying they're the favorite. I'm not,
but deep down I want them to win tonight. I
want them to win to Shay, Hey, Lane, you dumb ass.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
September eighteenth, I was up in Detroit Birthday weekend, Yeah,
and I watched the entire Miami U game in the
hotel because family all left, they went home. There was
no Slater Family podcast. So I watched the whole game
and I said, that's the best team in college football.
Team is awesome.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
No, I told you months ago it was Indiana. You
laughed at me, and here we are Indiana still rolling.
But come on, old Miss, let's go. I mean, even Callaway,
who's a diehard Mississississippi State fan. He's been wearing an
Old Miss shirt supporting Old Miss.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
But I'm saying it's my fault. All I had to
do is talk about it on a microphone. I knew
that you was this good September eighteenth, and I just
never told you. I never told anybody in the back.
I kept it to myself for the reason. I don't
know why.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
You know what I mean, when a good time to
tell us that was in the past, because you can't
bet the future in the future. Gosh Sorelosers dot com
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