October 31, 2025 • 54 mins
In this episode Ray is going to dress up as something very controversial to hand out Halloween candy and Lunchbox was the victim of a second hand awkward invite to a Halloween party. Ray is devastated by YouTube TV losing ESPN and ABC so he's worried about how to watch Vanderbilt vs Texas this weekend. Messi is coming to Nashville and BabyBox has the perfect plan to get Messi off his game and have Messi hate him. Happy Halloween.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Ooh, it's spary scary. Okay, I know you're a ghost.
I get it. Before we get into the bad news
and how sad you are. I know you said you
had you know. Let's start the show. Let's just start
(00:25):
it before you go on your rant about how upset
you are and tired you are and angry you are.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Can you hear that?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yes, I hear it. See if you had headphones on,
you would hear it too. The fact you don't wear
headphones drives me nut.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, unless this show pays the bills. I wear the
headphones for the Monday through Friday. Not that side quest.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh, side quest. It's like, ah, I can't even hear it.
Don't worry about it. Who cares about the audio?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's like guys that cheat on their wives. This side
chick doesn't get birthday gifts, she doesn't get recognized it Christmas,
she doesn't get proper hellos and goodbyes. I kind of
just treat this little side podcast like that.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But not the listeners, man, I love our listeners.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm pretty sure some of those side chicks are getting
presents on their birthday on Christmas?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
How they give you get a side chick a gift
if you have the same account. They literally don't get gifts.
The thing nobody talks about is the Coldplay concert couple
that was cheating. They've been cheating and never getting each
other gifts. The affair person never gets presents.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
When you're that rich. He you know, he's the CEO
of some They don't look at their credit card statement.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Then not him, Joe at the bank that's cheating with
his secretary. He can never get his secretary a Christmas gift.
How rude is that? And he's banging her.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I disagree. I think some of them.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay, say you and Abby were hooking up.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
WHOA I would never do that to Arnold.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
So yeah, who you need to talk to you in
the meeting. It's not about the ten o'clock coffee. It's
above my wife. Listen. If you and Abby were hooking up,
you can't get her gifts. Your wife would find out
you can only get her free gifts. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I think you could take a little bit of cash
out of the ATM every now and then, like put
twenty bucks here, twenty dollars there.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's still not a good gift.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You're not listening subscription. You're not listening to Jelly of
the Month. You're not listening. If you start at the
beginning of October. Taking twenty bucks out a week up
until Christmas not a bad gift.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Some people don't even plan for their retirement, much less
an entire year to get your partner a gift.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's a great point. Some people don't plan. But I
do believe more times than not, the side chick is
at least no, maybe they don't. Maybe that's why they
get upset, is because they you don't treat me like
a real woman. You don't. I bet it's fifty to fifty.
Fifty percent of them get presents and gifts, fifty percent
(03:18):
do not.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
If you engage in that, you're gonna get the short
end of the stick when it comes to Birthday's, Christmas, Thanksgiving,
in the office, being courteous to them, proper texts, a
lot of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, maybe you're right. I don't know. I've never had
a side chick, so I'm not sure how it works
with Christmas. But everybody a sore losers nation, and everybody
that's had a side chick, or if you've been a
side chick, email us. We are the sore losers at
gmail dot com. So we know how it works.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And then you sure as crap can't get them a card.
I understand.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Those are the Oh that's that's that's evidence. Then it's written, Yeah,
you don't ever get him a birthday card. That's like
writing a ledger and keeping it. You know, like, this
is how I'm cheating on my taxes and you have
it all listed. It's like a playbook for the FBI.
That is a playbook for your wife. If you give
him a card, oh boy, because then they just take
(04:18):
a picture and put it on Instagram. Oh look at
the card he got me. Nope, a present. I didn't
get her that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
In court they pull up a five ninety nine Hallmark
card and that breaks the case because one person will
get more of the stuff in the divorce if they
were cheating.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I think, so infidelity is a big deal. Yeah, And
then you have to do that that discovery. They'll have
to search that lady's apartment. They'll find the card and
have Mickey Mouse on the front, and hey men, you
are like Mickey and mini.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Discovery. That's when they have access to your funds and
they can see everything Murdoch didn't want to do that,
and that's how it all fell.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh, that's how the Murdoch guy went.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, he was able to avoid discovery for months, months
and months, and then the guy just kept saying he's
a rich lawyer. I just didn't understand why he didn't
want to show his finances. Well, it's because he's doing
a bunch of secret stuff and he had been keeping
all the money from those people's car accidents and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
There's settlements, yep. And he's still in prison.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh, he'll be in prison for life because then his
son and wife ended up getting killed.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh gosh, that's that's the ikes. We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh the one, two, three sore losers.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What's up, everybody. I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Y'all. It is Sison. I'm from the North. I'm in
Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville
with Baser, my wife. We live in the country. We
have two point three three acres and we have two
kids at Vanderbilt. Justin is gonna check on them. In
the electrophysiology unit. He does work today, he won't work
on the weekend, so hopefully they'll be okay. And then
(06:08):
I'm probably gonna die of a heart attack when I'm
seventy two point five over to you. Man.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, you told me you had the lead, you had
something you needed to rant about, and I don't ask questions.
I just handed over to you.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, I said, we have stuff to talk about, and
you go, I know we do. So I just figured
it was a big enough story that we're both gonna
come with the same lead. Go ahead, man, let's say
it the one word at the same time. One two
three YouTube. You're an idiot, I know when we have
the same lead.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I mean, that wasn't gonna be my lead until I
realized how upset you are about it. Batter's Box. His
life has been changed, turned flipped upside down. Austin Taveraz.
His life has been changed, flip turned upside down. In
the minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh, I forgot about that dude in Saint Louis. I
used to borrow his YouTube TV. He's probably all messed
up about it too.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
He is upset about it. His life has been screwed,
turned flipped upside down in a matter of moments. It's
crazy how quick life can change.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I hate to talk in analogies, but they make life
so easy. It's like mom and dad. They always say
they're gonna get a divorce, and they never get a divorce. Well,
YouTube and ESPN and ABC they got a divorce.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
They weren't kidding, they weren't messing around. They kept saying, hey,
we might get divorced. Oh my gosh, like, guys, we're
on Our relationship is rocky. You know, we're going through
the tough times. But they finally hit rock bottom and
they couldn't they couldn't stand each other anymore, and they're out,
So good luck watching football.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Baser sends me an email. So I discovered this morning
and the email was four paragraphs and I didn't see
any channels listed. It just said something about a twenty
dollars credit from YouTube, and I thought, oh, they're probably
saying that they're negotiating like they always do. They never
cut channels. And then Baser goes, there's no ESPN and
there's no ABC, and I go what? And then I
(08:03):
read the fine print and it says those channels have
been terminated. College football. Dude.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh, I understand because Battles.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Game, Saturday night, Texas game, Saturday morning World Series.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's I'm fun Fox, so you'll be okay.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
But yeah, games, there's General Hospital ABC.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh no, Batter's Box been talking to me for months,
maybe years. You gotta get YouTube TV. Why don't you
have YouTube TV? Oh my gosh, YouTube TV? Well, how
do you like YouTube TV? Now McAfee's show is on ESPN.
That's gone.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Just thought of that.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I mean, it is going to be a rough weekend
for a lot of people with YouTube If you are
a college football fan, you get none of it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And Baser goes, well, hey, we'll be at the bars
on Saturday, so no worries, we'll have it covered. I
go the bars.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Won't have it either. Why the bar didn't have YouTube TV?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
H So it's not just in general. ABC disappeared off
the planet.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
No, no, idiot. ABC and ESPN didn't just fold up shop
and go home. They didn't just say, oh, no one
in the world is gonna be able to watch ESPN
or ABC. What would be the point of that? How
would that work? They would have all these football games
airing to US outer space. The aliens from above or saying, ah, man,
(09:28):
get us a mapp Texas Vandy game please. No, it's
just that they wanted YouTube TV to pay a little
bit more for ABC and ESPN, and YouTube TV said no,
that's too expensive. You're holding us hostage. We're not going
to pay that. ESPN said, all right, our contract runs,
it ends at midnight. We are gonna take it from
(09:49):
you to all your customers are gonna be left without
these channels. And YouTube TV's like, no, you're not you
won't do that, and boom, smash cut. Guess what ESPN did,
pulled those channels from YouTube TV.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
They sold the plug.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
They pulled the plug.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
What if we threaten the podcast, we pull the plug.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, oh man, it's gonna start being a little bit
more expensive to listen to this pod. Uh. Do you
think people would pay a penny per episode?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
No, but our forty listeners. But when they would wake up,
just like we woke up with ESPN, the plug got pulled.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I mean, how crazy. I'm not pulled. I still have ESPN, ABC.
So if you need to come out because I have
this thing called cable, geezesh, Yes, I understand. I live
in the archaic days, Batter's Box lets me know how
stupid and how old and how ridiculous it is that
I still play for cable. But the fact is this
(10:45):
cable that I pay for still has ABC and ESPN.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
So here's the thing. Can you get ABC for the
Balls game on Hulu and baser because we have Hulu? Ooh?
She said, no, you have to have Hulu Live.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That's a good point. You do have to have Hulu Live.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I go, we don't have Hulu Live. She goes, no,
we have Hulu.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
So when did it get cut? Did it get cut
last night?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I was watching it yesterday? I watched PTI and Sports Center.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh so last night you got to watch UTSA dominate
Tulane or was it cut off by them?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Hold on, I watched it at her parents' house, who
have cable.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
That's how you know? So I able.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I don't even know if ESPN was available yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So there you go. That's the big news. Heading into
the weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
We both had the same lead.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I mean, pretty crazy. I thought about it. I was like, oh,
I can't wait to call a Batter's Box and be like, hey,
how's that YouTube TV treating you?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Man?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You're loving that I'll turn on the game. Oh sorry,
let me give you an update. This is what's going
on in the game, Just.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
So it don't sound so stupid. There's got to be
some bars that have YouTube TV. If there is a
bar that has YouTube TV, they're gonna play no college
football on Saturday. Yeah, they're screwed, so they're freaking out.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I would most of them have like dish or tin roof.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
They probably have cable because they're older. John Daly's. I
would imagine they have YouTube TV because it's new or
why would you open a new bar and go back
to an archaic service provider. Hey, I'm gonna go with
dial up now.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I'm not sure how the bars work, but I do
know that John Daies is where our open bar happy
hour will be. UH Coach's Convention. That's where we're gonna
be having the happy hour that Friday night. Sh check
in is gonna be right there at John Daly's. Gonna
have the table setup. That's where people are gonna come
and check in, get their you know, badges and everything.
Then that night at John Daly's that's where the open
(12:39):
bar will be held.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Not to do false advertising, you know what John Daies
does have. What I told I was told from m
Kitty Kid down the street in this building, the local guy. Yeah,
that they have bottle service girls and they start working
at ten am. He said he walked by John Daly's
and there was girls out there clad and they were
(13:03):
trying to sell bottle service at ten thirty am on
a Saturday.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Smart gotta get them early.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I mean, hey, if you're gonna try and one up
the next part, why not have the girls out dancing it.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Hey, if you're not gonna start bottle service at ten am,
if you don't start at toena am, you can't do
it all day. It's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You drink in the morning, you can't drink all day.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
That's right. But if you're if you're gonna come to
Coaches Convention, just put that down on your drop your
pin at John Daly's because that's where Friday night is
going down.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
That's a good get. Yeah, and maybe people get a
little liquored up end up wandering over to Music Row
and they can go see history.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
They could they could go see the recording studio, they
could see the Old Sore Losers podcast room. But yeah,
for the most part, there's nothing there anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I got a fan encounter.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Oh tell me after the break. Oh you want to
go to break, right, We'll go to break. We'll be
right back.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
So in the country, I told you the one dude
came to our house with the Christmas lights. You made
fun of me for having somebody else do it. I said,
we have vaulted ceilings. I'm not trying to I like
to drink.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
You already have Christmas lights up.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I think they're coming, Okay the next couple of days.
Oh my gosh, we have the Christmas tree up.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's so stupid.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It's life, dude. He loves Christmas.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No, no, but Halloween hasn't even happened yet, Like, you
haven't even handed out trigger treating candy.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Hey, there's two things that don't go together, and it's
drinking and ladders. Therefore, I ain't putting the Christmas lights up.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Do you guys hand out candy?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I mean because it is spooky season.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I already have a plan. I'm doing a TV I'm
wheeling out one of our TVs into the garage, putting
the garage up. World Series is gonna be blasting. I'm
gonna be dressed up. I'm either gonna do uh uh,
I say it a pedophile but that's not funny. No, no, no, no,
I'm gonna be dressed up as a.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
No no, don't say no. That's all you have the
pe on your mouth. I can see you starting to
develop the p you don't want to say. I'm gonna
dress up as a pedophile like that is not.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
The one costume you can't be.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
No, that's the one costume you cannot be.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I'm gonna address him as a porn.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Star maybe the second one you can't be when kids
are coming around. There, you go, If you're going to
an adult party, fine, be a porn star, that's fine.
But I don't think kids coming to your door. I
mean it's better than being a pedophile.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh my gosh, dude, Oh my god. The dad goes, hey,
what are you dressed.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Up as pedophile pedal?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Oh my gosh. I put up a sign in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, red shirt.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Just their sex offender. Is that not funny for trigger treaty? No?
Just because kids are coming over. I get if it
was an adult trigger treat that would be hilarious.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
It was an adult trigger treat adult party, adults coming
over to your house.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You put that sign up. Sorry, my light has to
be off because I could convicted. That's funny. But when
kids are coming not funny, because it's a parent not funny.
I see that. Not laughing. But I will say one
thing I hate is trunk or treats. Right, I hate
trunker treats. They're the stupidest things in the world. I
(16:32):
get it if you live in a neighborhood that is unsafe.
It was, it's a great idea for trunk or treat.
Now we have blown this out of proportion and we
have trunk or treats at every business, every school, every church,
every neighbor everybody has a trunk or treat.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well in white watch out. You know what Halloween means
means office Christmas or office Halloween party. It gives every
person in the office the permission to wear a skirt, which.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I'm not I'm not mad about. I'm okay with that. Well,
I'm just saying, yeah, but we went to trunk or
treat last night at the kid's school.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You didn't even let me finish my thing with the
a fan in her.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Actually, I know I'm just you. You started talking about
dressing up as Halloween. Oh, and I got to say,
I saw the coolest costume.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yes, I'm doing trigger treating. Yes, I'll be in the garage.
Haven't decided on my costume yet.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Thank god, you haven't decided with the pedophile. That was
a bad idea. But I saw the coolest costume last night.
And I don't know why kids love this so much,
but it must be a kid thing. But there was
a kid dressed as a cyber truck and he had
made it out of cardboard. He had the lights on
(17:46):
the you know, and my kids every time we see
a cyber truck freak out. They think it's the coolest
thing ever. And I saw this kid walking around as
a cyber truck and I said, that's a cool costume
that wins.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
That's a good day.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yes, that's a good dad that built that out of cardboard,
taped it together. And I don't know how they got
the lights to work if they got a little battery
pack in there, obviously, but it was pretty cool saw
a cyber truck. So far, that is the costume of
the year for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Now, Starlink, who's that it's the internet service for people
after their Internet and if there's a humanitarian aid needed
than starlink where we beam the Internet off the moon.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
That's the new thing. It's like, do you have starlink.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Who dresses up as starlink?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
That's what I'm saying. It's like a next level thinking costume.
So if you're stranded in the appellations, you would Starlink
would connect you.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Nobody would know what that is. You look like a
tile from the ceiling of an office building.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Nobody would have known what cyber truck was.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
No, you do you know what a cyber truck is.
You see those driving around a year ago?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You years ago?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
You see him driving around on the road. You know
what a cyber truck is. Nobody knows what starlink looks like. Oh,
that's like putting a white car, white box on me.
What are you a modem? What stupid?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
But does what's dumb? Oh I'm dressed as a car. No,
it's cool because it's the new version of a car
cyber truck, because it's very distinct. What's the new version
of a modem? Starling?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Okay, and whatever you want to be man dressed up
as Starlink. Dude, I've never heard of it. I'm my
name is Bennett. I'm not in it. I don't know, yeah, Bennett.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
So we had the Christmas Lights guy come over. Am
I back on my story?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, you're back on your story. I just wanted to
tell you. You started talking about dressing up as Halloween
and it made me think of the cyber truck last night,
how cool it was. And I thought it was the
costume of the year.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
And this may be a country thing because that guy goes, hey,
you look familiar, and Bazer thought he was talking to her,
and she goes, oh, I'm from here. We know our
whole family is from here. Everybody knows either a cousin
or somebody that I'm really in to, and he goes, no, him,
he knew me from the podcast Big Fan.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Right, your wife thought she was famous and you were like, no,
you're not. Step aside, honey.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
So I'm walking into the Mexican place. We got Mexican
to go, got it? Mexican?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
So you got a casadia?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Of course I did.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Of course you did.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Ca Sadilla, and I may have found the best casadia
in Nashville, not naming the place. I don't need people there.
And so I walked. As I'm walking in the door,
I get, hey, you look familiar. Turn around none other
than a good old truck driver.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Oh call me white.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
He had a beard, he had big, old kicking boots,
he had a country grin. Hey you look familiar, big
fan of the potty.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
What was his name?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I didn't ask it? Man, what didn't ask it? It
was in the entrance of the door, kind of an
awkward exchange, but shake hands, m pat on the shoulder.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
He patted you on the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Like, oh yeah, what's up, dude. How's it going?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Man?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
It was so brief and quick. It wasn't the most
opportune place to come into contact with a fan, because
it's like you had you're coming and going, entering and exiting.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
He was entering, you were exiting, or you.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Was exiting hard and I was entering hard. So there's
no going back from that. So why didn't you exit
hard with him? Take a step out on the sidewalk.
And it's not that kind of place. Once you enter,
you're in. And so I caught him in between doors,
gave a little shoulder pat beser Goes. I saw that
guy grab you in the entrance, had a brief interaction.
(21:47):
Huge fan of the potty. You look familiar.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Great, Hey, great shout out, Hey, you look familiar. So
the guy that told Ray you look familiar, it was
nice meeting you. Man the trucker in Springfold, thanks for
being a fan of the pot He'll know exactly who
I'm talking about right now. Now, are you talking like
semi truck or like a pickup truck?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I would imagine he it's a semi, but he definitely
drives a truck, a big old country boy truck. Now
you're not wearing in boots and driving a BMW.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
You're not wearingkin boots and driving Uh, Lexus, it's a
good point. So it's a duly, it's a ranch truck,
it's a semi. It's a massive truck. He was driving.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
And did he get Mexican too?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
He had to have, so he knows about the spot.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
So was he getting it to go or did he
eat there? Did he have a bag in his hand?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
He ate there, so he must have rocked it with
his family they had already gotten to the car or something.
He might have been in the bathroom taken a from
the Mexican good point. So he was lingering and then
think he was a marguerita deep doesn't sell him what
it's not one of those.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It's like wait, wait, wait, it's a Mexican restaurant, but
it doesn't sell those.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Well, I'm not gonna blow up me in this trucker spot.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Okay, got it? I know, I don't. I didn't say
tell me the name of this place.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
But it's a fast food Mexican place.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Well, now you just blew up the spot.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
No I didn't. I still don't know what it is.
I still have no idea. I don't know what I mean.
I just was very confused on how a Mexican food
restaurant doesn't sell margarita's. But now you say it's fast food,
it makes more sense. Thank you for clarifying.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
But I needed that you look familiar. It's a new
way of a good old country boy way of saying hey,
big fan. So to that guy, hey you look familiar
right back there, cowboy. Good seeing you, good talking to you. Man.
I hope the Mexican was real good?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah? We uh we that trunk or treat last night.
Let me tell you, I saw some people I recognize. Say,
how you doing, man? How you doing? You look familiar?
You look familiar? Yeah. Well, right before we left for
Trunk or treat, Baby two is gonna be uh Steve
from Minecraft from Halloween.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
You ain't got a trunk? You got a bike?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
No, no, no, we're not. We're not decorating our car. We weren't.
We were just showing up and we were walking the
parking lot and doing it.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I thought everybody had to bring a trunk.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
No, no, no, that would get too crowded. This was
a little spread out. There wasn't that many cars. It
was perfect, a lot of kids running around. But anyway,
Baby Box two, right before we leave, he's like, actually,
no one's gonna know who I am. I don't want
to be Steve from Minecraft.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
The old one.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
At the last second, I'm like, what here, you put
on a towel? Be a ghost.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'm like, we literally bought this like two days ago,
because this is what you've wanted to be. He's like, yeah,
I don't want to and he starts crying and I'm like,
what are we doing? No one's gonna know who it is?
No one does Minecraft. I said, there's a Minecraft movie
that means tons of people watch Minecraft. Point he's like,
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they're not gonna know who I am. So he looked
like one of those two teenagers that are too cool
for school to dress up for Halloween and they still
want candy.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Last second costume, be a streaker.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Uh. He went in the costume box and found some
lady bug wings and stuck him on with his regular clothes.
I'm a Ladybug. He looked like a bad attitude teenager
walking around there getting candy. He was the least dressed
up kid and the entire place.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
But he still has the opportunity to do the costume
tonight correct.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
And then Baby Box one he wanted to be a
dog for Halloween, so we're thinking dog, dog dog, And
then we're at the costume store and he buys a
Power Ranger outfit and so he's a Power Ranger. And
then three minutes in Last Night he's like, Dad, this mask.
I don't like the mask. Well, what's the point of
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being a power Ranger if you're not gonna have the
mask on?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
He then, yeah, you really don't look like it.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
You just have the cot. You just have a red
outfit and then your face like you don't look like
a power ranger. So let's just say Trunk or Treat
was not the smoothest of operations. It was not the
most fun thing. Like I said, they're annoying. It takes
away from Halloween. But Halloween tonight, I can't freaking wait.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
What was your wife dressed as my wife? Oh? A homemaker? Yeah?
What were you dressed as poop? You do have that costume.
You also have the penguin boom.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
And last night trying to cheer Baby Box two up
because he was so upset about no one's gonna know
who Steve was, He's crying. I said, hey, Bud, why
don't you come pick out my costume? And we had
all the adult costumes hanging up in the closet. Whoa,
and he picked Poop yanky, No, nothing to do with Kiki,
just the Halloween.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
You said, adult costumes yay from.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Oh man, oh Man, oh Man. Yeah all right, And
so yeah that was that. But today today's the day. Yes,
and I mean we if we could ever have good
weather on Halloween, it would be amazing.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I think Baser spend one hundred dollars in candy whoa,
she got four jumbo bags of candy.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That's incredible. Yeah, we bought one small bag to leaving
a bowl on our front porch because we ain't gonna
be there, We're gonna be out doing the trick or treating.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Ours is big. We got tipped off from some of
our neighbors. I guess hundreds of kids. I would never
go to your house if I was a kid. I'm
gonna light it up though.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
No, no, I would never go to your house if
I was a kid trick or treating.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
No, I'm not doing the pedophile costume.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
No no, it's because your driveway is one mile long.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I'm gonna light it up. I'm gonna put lights so
that it looks more inviting.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
No no, no. The fact it would take too much time.
I could hit three more houses by the time I
can finish your house. Like, it's all about opportunity and
time management. When you're trick or treating as a kid,
and when you have a mile long driveway, you skip
that house and you go to the next one.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
But also the parents are nosy. They probably want to
get a little peaksy.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Now that's true.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Should I sit at the end of the driveway next
to the mailbox and bring in the iPad to watch
the World series.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
That's a little bit better creepier, No, not creepier, it's better,
time more time efficient for the kids. Hello, kids, because
talking to creepy. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't
do that.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Come over here and have some of my candy.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
You want to know what toolbox is gonna be tonight? Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
The stuff he has already sitting around a carpenter. Good
guess he's got hambers and screwdrivers and painter's clothes at
peter buckets.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Good guess he's gonna be half man half woman. Shouldn't
be hard, So he's gonna shave half his mustache, half
his beard. He's gonna put an earring on one side.
I mean half man, half woman.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
The earring that ain't gonna necessarily mean woman.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I'll take a break, we'll write back.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
What's he doing for the boobs?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I don't know. Don't ask me.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
What about the bottom part?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Oh he chopped half off.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Half man and half woman. Yeah, that might beat pedophile.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
No, no, no, no no, no. Pedophile is the worst.
Pedophile is the worst, And there's nothing that beats that, right.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
But also, don't you kind of dresses something you enjoy?
Why would your dad enjoy being a half? Like, never
would I think I want to dress as a woman. Bro,
he did half, so he's half okay, but the other
half of his brain wanted to be a woman.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Interesting, it's called a costume. Dude, you said you wanted
to be a pedophile, so what does your brain say?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
True? So that probably isn't gonna work with my argument
on that. But the thing is, if you got to
check the dress like a prostitute, let's be real. Back
in her head, she probably kind of wants to. That's
good though, you know what I mean. Yeah, it's like,
you know, you got the girl, Oh I'm dressed up
as a vampire. Well, let's be real, she likes to
get bitten. You know.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I don't think that's how it works.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I imagine it's kind of like your alter ego. It's
like the person you can't show the rest of the world.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I guess. I mean, no, no, no, it does. Like
if you go out back in the younger days, when
you go to Sixth Street, it was the girls that
wanted to be a little slutty. It gave hi an
excuse to be slutty. Was Halloween. They were dress in
these skimpy outfits and it was so amazing. It was
so awesome to see these girls let loose. Hey, kids
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want to swing down Broadway? Yeah, that's where it's at.
That's what's fun. Oh, Broadway is gonna be unbelievable tonight
because Halloween on a Friday, adults get to go buck
wild and they get to dress up in their costs.
Oh my god, it's gonna be amazing. And who's call
me from Bella Glade, Florida. You want to answer it?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Hello? Hello? Yeah, we want our ESPN back?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Hello, Hello, give us ABC back?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Or well?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Riot? Is this YouTube TV? Al Right? I don't know
where they were. The new scam is not talk Yeah,
call and not answered. That's really cool. But anyway, besides Halloween,
we got a big weekend. You know why we got
a big weekend. Yeah, Messi's coming to town.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Freaking bandy Texas. No MESSI is coming to town. I
saw a Saturday Night it said get your glove sticks
and get your popcorn. I'm like, guys, how about we
just get some goals?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Like what how about we get some guys that can
mark Messi and stop him from scoring so many freaking goals.
But baby Box has never been more excited about a
soccer game. You guys are going, yes, we have season tickets.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
So you then had to pay for the playoff ones
or they give you a discount on them.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
You still gotta pay for him. But they were thirty
five bucks a ticket. That's good, really good. Yeah, that's
gonna be crazy. It's gonna be great. And when baby
Box found out that Messi was coming to Nashville, he
was over the moon.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Why would they not dress as a soccer player for Halloween?
They love soccer. That's such an easy costume. Why would
they not want to dress? Is Messi?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Great question? Because baby Box's first reaction when he said
Messi's coming down town, he goes, Dad, I can't wait
to boo him.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
You gotta love it, man, And this is natural territory.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
He goes, Dad, we are going to boo Messi and
this he said, Dad, I can't. I'm gonna boom Messi
so much, and he's gonna hate me. He's gonna hear
me booing him, and he's gonna be like, I hate
that kid. That's funny in his head. He thinks MESSI
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is gonna be able to hear him booing and is
gonna relate it to him and be like, why is
that kid booing me?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
If there's ever a moment where the crowd is completely silent,
he should yell, and there is a small chance MESSI
could hear him.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Now he has a little voice like this. I don't
think Messi's gonna hear.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Him because at the Titans games it goes quite a lot.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Oh, and you hear some guys yell.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
But you can always hear a yell. I would always
try to have the funny yells, like God's got COVID,
that's funny? How stuff like that, And I'd be like,
you know, you know, it's like squirrel his ass yelled
at at the UFC. There are moments where you can
get your voice heard.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
You gotta be strategic, and it has to be perfect timing.
Let's be honest. At seven years old, I don't think
he's gonna have that perfect timing.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
But I love though that he has that idea.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh, he has that idea, and he's he's been counting
down every day. He's like Dad, three days till we boom.
MESSI two until we boom messy. He was like, Dad,
I told all my friends at school that I was
gonna boom messy.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Miami hits you guys with load management.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Well, now it's the playoffs. There is no load management.
They're gonna win and move on.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yes, So with the playoffs is it round? What? How
many games?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
It's best out of three?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
So there would be another game Monday, Well.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
That would be back in Miami. Oh okay, and they
already whooped our butt in Miami last weekend three to one.
So if we lose this game, our season's over.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Wait, but there's still another game though. No.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Oh, if we lose this game, it's over.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
What about if Miami loses.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Then then we go one more game. It'll be tied
one to one. It's best out of three. Oh, so
we're already we're already down one?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
We are?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah, we lost in Miami, dude, Okay was that the six?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
No, that was like a week after the six, not
that we played them again. They beat us three to one. Okay,
and so now we got to come here and win.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
That's stupid. What do you mean it's stupid? Mean? I
guess they do that in baseball and basketball just not
football is the one done.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, football and the NCAA tournament are one and done. Uh,
this is best out three. And last year Miami dominated
the regular season and they lost in the first round
of the playoffs. This year they kind of coasted in
the regular season. Now they're gonna dominate the playoffs and
they're gonna win the MLS Cup. But we are going
to MESSI. We are gonna boom messy And I can't
freaking wait.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
That is gonna be pretty crazy because we got Titans
haven't been good in about three years. Pred's have kind
of sucked ever since the Stanley Cup. So that's actually
a big sports moment for Nashville.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yes, but you said they're not good, but they're not
gonna win. Oh that's the problem. We started out the
season good and now we're We fell all the way
to sixth place. The one team we didn't want to
play in the first round Miami. Who do we play
in the first round? Miami? So we're gonna get eliminated,
but we're gonna get to boom Messi.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
They were the best and we were the worst.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
No, they were they were the three seed, were the
sixth seed, but they're still the best.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
And I do gotta say Nashville as see, we're not
We have been maybe partnered with them in the past.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, we are partnered with them fully party. Yeah, we're partner.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I've got to say marketing team. They're doing a good
job because the billboards whenever I drive in and out
commute always says if we want or lost, see it'll say, uh,
get them next game. No, actually it doesn't say if
we lose it. If we win, it goes Nashville win
and it shows like a highlight from the game.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
That's pretty good. Yeah, But then here's the problem. I
looked at the radar this morning tomorrow, seventy five percent
chance of rain.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
It's probably the remnants of that hurricane.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Right, But am I gonna go sit in the rain
so my son can boom? Messy?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Like?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
What do I do? How do I handle this?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
We would go as a family and sit through rainouts
at Coors Field for an entire weekend.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
How are you gonna handle it? We would be in
ponchos for seventy two hours to watch three games. You
gotta love the.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Sport, No, No, I love the sport.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
My dad would never do. If a game was getting
rain delighted, he would never leave it. So we would
say sometimes eight hours in trash bags underneath the bleachers
waiting for the Rockies to resume the game. My dad
would never leave a game.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yeah, that's but the problem is to borrow the highest
fifty eight.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
My dad, you go to six Flags and you get
a pat. When you go to six Flags, you can
actually leave and come back. Really, yeah, I didn't know
that we went. We'd go in the morning. My dad
be like, hey, guys, make sure you get a stamp
of cause you want to come back. We're all like
sick and not feeling good. We've been going on rides
for like eight hours. Like, what do you mean he
goes all day pass Why wouln't you guys come back
tonight and do it again. Dad, we're a little roller
coaster out.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
That's kind of smart though, I like your dad. Like
the strategy I think is you go early in the
morning when you have younger kids, when you're like a teenager,
you just go all day no matter what. But you
get there right wind and opens go for like four hours,
five hours, leave, go take a nap, and then come back.
For the last five hours of the day. That is
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a strategy that can work.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I've never done it. If we go to a park,
we are there all day. Dollywood, we get there boom,
and we don't leave till it closes.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Dollywood's pretty dope because not a lot of lines in
and out.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Let me tell you, Dollywood is such a hidden gem.
I thought when people told me about Dollywood when we
moved here, I was like, this a little rinky dink town.
There's no way there's gonna be a nice amusement park.
It has to be run down and a piece of crap.
I was absolutely wrong. It's beautiful. It's got a lot
of shade, and it's got some dope rides, some dope
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roller coasters, little hilly, little hilly when you're pushing a stroller.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Oh, that would be even worse. Also, I heard I
definitely didn't do this. But you can get VIP and
you park right next to the entrance. I'm talking ten
feet away from where you get your ticket checked. I
didn't do it. Friend of mine did.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Oh, all right, well we'll take a break, we'll right back.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
It was me. I actually we did it.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
We knew you didn't tell us like we knew you're
we know you're rich rich beer.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
It was like ten dollars more. I was like, Baezer,
of all the things you've ever done for me, this
was beautiful at the end of a long roller coaster
day to walk right to your vehicle, not take a tram,
not have to go up and down and around you.
Our car was parked so close, dude. Basically the guy
checking tickets was like leaned up against it was can
you move back? I gotta get to my car.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yeah, I mean the tram takes you right to your
car too.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I'm not getting on the trolley with Marco who's had
seven pork missiles and a bucket of popcorn next to me.
Like I'm not doing that, Okay, I want to get
in my car and get home.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
I understand that. I understand that thought.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Hey you guys, like this roller goes right, I ain't
my weight and hot dogs? Cool man? What are you
doing Monday? I would suggest getting your stomach pumped. You
look like.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
I mean, And then you got the people in the
trolley the way, like six stuffed animals they won from
the game that they got had to carry around all day.
I mean you want to look like talk about miserable
is having to carry that crap all day around that park.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
And throw in rednecks and no air conditioning on that trolley.
No thank you, I'll pay ten dollars for VIP, like please.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Speaking of rednecks, man, my neighbor. You know, I don't
understand why people feel like they it's like an uncomfortable
situation where they feel like they had to invite you
to something.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
So ran into the neighbors and it was two different
families one time, and we're kind of we're friends with
the one family. The other family we just kind of
talked to and they always have a Halloween like they
have people over on Halloween. Adult I guess adult in
kids I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
And I mean big difference. But continue, well, it was
the adult we were talking to, right, But usually if
it's an adult party, there's some booze.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Oh, there's booze, no matter, even if it's a kid's
birthday party.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Right, But if it's an adult Halloween party, there's more
booze then booooo.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
You know what I mean. There's a big difference, understand tooche.
So anyway, they're like talking. Those two families are closer
and they're talking blah blah blah blah blah. Oh yeah,
I can't wait for your party. It's gonna be so fun.
Are you doing this this year? Are you gonna have
the punch bowl? Blah blah blah, and the family's having
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the party looks at my wife and awkwardly it was like, oh,
we know you usually have people over at your house
on Halloween, but if you're got, if your people leave
early and you want to come over, feel free to
come over. We've never had people over on Halloween. Never
in our life have we had a party on Halloween.
So this lady is trying to make like it make
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it feel comfortable for us to kind of get the
sympathy invite. So we're not really invited, but it's like, hey,
if your people leave, and my wife hits her with
we don't have people over on Halloween.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Why would she say that? Whom?
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I wife?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Oh, the original?
Speaker 1 (42:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
You're like, we've never thrown a Halloween party. Such a
random comment. Maybe she had a memory problem.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
I think, well, it's either she's uncomfortable, like, oh man,
I've never invited them to my party, and she just
went with the oh, I know, you guys have people over,
so she's hoping that we had people over and that's
you know, so she doesn't feel as bad about never
inviting us to her party, or it was just a
crutch of man, if I throw this out there, maybe
they do have people over and they won't come to
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my party. I don't know what it was, but it
was so awkward and for my wife to go, oh,
we never have people over on Halloween, I'm like.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
You couldn't pay me to be part of that awkward conversation.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
So now it is do we stop buy that party
after we go trick or treating.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
That's in media, you guys want to know, it's called
wild lines. When they have you read something that they
need posts, you know, to add into a TV show
or something that's called a wild line. That lady throwing
out you guys always have people over for Halloween. That
was a wild line.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I mean it was so wild, it was so uncomfortable,
it was so awkward.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Uh, well, we don't have people over for Halloween. Interesting
recollection of events.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, I mean, I know, you live like four houses
down and you peek down there and you see a
lot of people in our front yard. Those are called
trick or treaters. They're not people at our house to party.
So thanks. I know you don't really like us, so
no need to give us a sympathy invite to your
stupid Halloween party.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
But maybe it is gonna be fun.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
No, it might be. They said they were gonna have
a tarrot card reader.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Well, uh, that sounds rich rich. Anytime you bring in
a tarot card reader, massus, somebody who makes jewelry, any
of those type of things, that's a rich, rich party.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Yeah. Well the tarot card readers are mom, oh it
looks like you've got a lot of sex in your future.
What and that's why I go, Wow, you're gonna have
a tarot card readers? Goes, well, it's my mom. She
likes to do it. I was like, okay, the way
you sold it is like you have a professional tarot
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card reader.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah, like the people that do hibachi. Yeah rich rich,
Oh you're going to haibachi. No, they're gonna be in
our backyard.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
What the dude? Hibachi is so cool.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
My buddy at the car dealership he had people and
actually it is affordable. I think everybody just does one
hundred dollars, But you have an actual hibachi person in
your backyard with the saki stop with the onion ring tower,
throwing shrimp all over your backyard. One hundred dollars a couple.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Okay, I'm gonna look into that. Yeah, that's pretty cool that.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Maybe we will throw a Halloween party.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
That's the kind of party I want to go to.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yeah, we always have abaki in the backyard. Glad you remembered.
You should have played along with it and just made
up some wild thing. Yeah, last year we had a
guy breathing fire. In the year before that, a dragon
and a live tiger. Like, what the you just make up?
You're right, you're right. Every year we're doing crazy stuff.
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The lady that cut herself in half three years ago?
Speaker 1 (45:32):
What the.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Man? All right, before we go, you wanted to give
some money makers, Man, that's just great.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
TV is not evenna be on. There's no sports on
with ABC and ESPN gone.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
So no, no, you have Fox and CBS. You can
watch football, you can watch NFL football.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Better be giving somebody a world series lock.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
No, no, let me tell you this is amazing. If
the Blue Jays can pull this off.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
They have to or Baseball's done.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
It is gonna be the most amazing thing ever if
they pull this off.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
If they don't, you can buy wins and there needs
to be a salary cap. And Dodgers are gonna get
the next big thing over in Japan and bring him
right on over to the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Not just Japan, they'll get them over in the US.
I mean they got Blake Snell. They went and got
Mookie Betts.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
I mean, Chris, they got a Tawny let's go, They
got Lena. You like Freddy Freeman. Cool, we'll cherry pick him.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Yeah, we'll take him. Okay, cool. But you know what
they forgot to do.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Yeah, they're gonna have skins next year. They're gonna have
Scoo Ball.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
That's That's what I'm worried about. But you know what
they need to they worried about. They forgot is they
get to have a bullpen because those guys, if they
get knocked out of the game, you gotta have someone
to pitch after them. Their bullpen is trash and the
bottom of their lineup is trash. Brojas and Uga Pagaz
just tink you guys.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
For beat the streak.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Down, Like what in the world, Like, who are these.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Guys justin every night? Weeknight? Hey, pick Pagas tonight. I
think he's the guy to get a hit. Wake up?
He goes over five?
Speaker 1 (47:04):
I guess. I mean.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Come. Austin's thing was you can't pick the Freeman's and
the Bets because everybody picks them, So then you want
to root against those guys and pick the guy that
nobody pigs to get a hit.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
That's a good point. That was his Yeah, how did
it work out for him?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
He ended biggest streak was fourteen sixteen.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Okay, and that's impressive. I've never gotten over five, so
I have no idea how to do it, and I
gave up after like a week. But anyway, yeah, please
Blue Jays, I mean just please, for the love of
baseball in America and everything that is right in this world,
please win tonight. Oh I don't know. Game seven would
be pretty awesome because I'm not gonna be able to
(47:42):
watch night because i'mna be trick or treating. But anyway,
we're gonna go to Sunday. We're gonna go to Sunday,
and I'm gonna tell you what, guys, you can get
mad at me for picking favorites. But there's a team
that never covers the spread. Never. I think they've covered
the spread like once in the last twenty six years,
and that's when they beat Arizona Cardinals and it knocked
me out of the eliminator. But there is a dumpster
(48:05):
fire one mile from our podcast studio, and they are
the Tennessee Titans, and the send Los Angeles Chargers with
Justin Herbert and Vidal are gonna come to Music City.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Did you just name a backup running back?
Speaker 1 (48:22):
I did, Ed Haskids. They're gonna come to Music City
and cam Ward is getting his small, little dainty hands.
He's gonna drop the ball again randomly, randomly, fumble, fumble, fumble.
I mean, I don't know how they're gonna stay with
the Los Angeles Chargers. The Chargers are gonna run it
down their throat and next thing you know, it's gonna
(48:44):
be the third quartern. It's gonna be twenty eight to six,
two field goals for the Titans. You're gonna take the
Los Angeles Chargers minus nine and a half and take
it to the bank. And then another one. Guys, Oh
my gosh, We're gonna go out to Los Angeles. We're
gonna go to Los Angeles and the Los Angeles Rams
(49:06):
coming off of bye, Pooka Nakua is gonna be back Pooka,
Devonte Adams, Kyron Williams, and they're getting a rookie quarterback,
Tyler Coleslaw starting his first game ever. And not only
is he starting his first game ever, the Saints Slaw kid. Yes,
(49:27):
Coleslaw is starting his first game. No, and not only
do the Chargers not the Chargers, the Saints expect him
to suck. They telling you they expect him to suck
because they don't want you saying, oh wait, put Rattler
back in. So they're getting ahead of the everybody say hey,
(49:48):
he's gonna be our starter the rest of the season.
No matter what happens, He's gonna start the rest of
the season. That is them telling you, hey, this weekend,
we expect Coleslaw to suck, and don't get mad that
we're gonna leave him in there. We're gonna leave him
in there to make mistakes. So you got the terrible
Saints going to Los Angeles fresh off of bye, that
(50:10):
hungry defense and that poted offense, and they're only giving
up fourteen points. Give me the Rams minus fourteen. Take
it to the bank. I got two more for you,
and they're gonna be two favorites. Joe Flaco Flaco Flame
hurt the ac joint in his throwing shoulder.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yep, he firmed.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
He's already one hundred and fifty years old and his
throwing shoulder is compromised. And you're playing the Bears. One
hit on that shoulder and you're going back to Jake
Turnover Browning. Give me the Bears minus two and a half.
Take it to the bank one more. And this is
my favorite play of the weekend. The Seattle Seahawks coming
(50:55):
off a bye. Did you see that defense? That defense
is un freaking believable and injured hobble Jaden Daniels, the
Commander suck no scary terry. So you're relying on eighty
year old Deebo Samuel and some other wide receivers and
you're gonna play the Seattle defense. They're gonna eat you alive.
(51:20):
Seattle minus three. Take it to the bank. That's it,
that's it. Those are your moneymakers this weekend. Thank me
on Monday when you are rich, Thank me I can't
wait to watch Vandy Texas. Man.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Well, if Vandy does win, it's already written, Pobby is
your heisman. And I told Billy, I said, if he
is the heisman, it is all on Texas. They're the
ones that gave him the heisman because he's beat like
five top twenty five teams.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
What happens if Texas's backup quarterback comes in and just
balls out?
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Billy said, Arch is good.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
What I'm thought he a concussion.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
No, Billy said, he'll play.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Oh well, okay, then that takes away my point.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
And the backup did ball out and overtime he threw
that touchdown.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
No, no, I know that's what I'm saying. But what
if he comes in and dominates? Is it like?
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Uh, Billy knows the training staff. He said, he's good,
he's been clear. He was cleared on Tuesday. Allegedly. Oh,
they're just not bringing it to the media yet. Okay, Well,
then allegedly I have heard this. Allegedly, it's been told
to me from.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Billy, who is a medical professional.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
He knows medical professionals. Yeah, all right, and then Justin
also said the concussion isn't very serious.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Oh yeah, he did he returned to practice on Wednesday. Wow, okay,
but I can't wait. Man, that's gonna be the good game,
good game of the weekend. Anything else that's gonna be good?
Oh you Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
I think he got the biggest cocktail fest Georgia, Florida
all the day at hocktail Party, blackout balls Saturday night.
Gotta find a TV. Well, I mean you guys have
people over Halloween.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
Yeah, wow, that was very awkward. So I don't know,
Happy Halloween. Everybody. Enjoy your candy, enjoy the trigger treating. Uh,
just whatever you do, don't dress up as a pedophile.
Please don't don't do that, dude, it'd be.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Bad for the pod I put no thought into that. Yeah,
that would have been funny. If you're going out on Broadway,
that the joke just isn't funny. If you're dressing up
for kids to come over, that's the one place that
joke doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
If you're going to the Dodds, it's hilarious. What are
you dressed up as pedophile? That's funny. It's Halloween. You're
supposed to be funny like that.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
I don't know I'm getting right, but I saw someone
dressed as Mark Sanchez. See they had a Sanchez jersey
and it was all bloody.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
Yeah, a
Ooh, it's spary scary. Okay, I know you're a ghost.
I get it. Before we get into the bad news
and how sad you are. I know you said you
had you know. Let's start the show. Let's just start
(00:25):
it before you go on your rant about how upset
you are and tired you are and angry you are.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Can you hear that?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yes, I hear it. See if you had headphones on,
you would hear it too. The fact you don't wear
headphones drives me nut.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, unless this show pays the bills. I wear the
headphones for the Monday through Friday. Not that side quest.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh, side quest. It's like, ah, I can't even hear it.
Don't worry about it. Who cares about the audio?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's like guys that cheat on their wives. This side
chick doesn't get birthday gifts, she doesn't get recognized it Christmas,
she doesn't get proper hellos and goodbyes. I kind of
just treat this little side podcast like that.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But not the listeners, man, I love our listeners.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm pretty sure some of those side chicks are getting
presents on their birthday on Christmas?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
How they give you get a side chick a gift
if you have the same account. They literally don't get gifts.
The thing nobody talks about is the Coldplay concert couple
that was cheating. They've been cheating and never getting each
other gifts. The affair person never gets presents.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
When you're that rich. He you know, he's the CEO
of some They don't look at their credit card statement.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Then not him, Joe at the bank that's cheating with
his secretary. He can never get his secretary a Christmas gift.
How rude is that? And he's banging her.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I disagree. I think some of them.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay, say you and Abby were hooking up.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
WHOA I would never do that to Arnold.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
So yeah, who you need to talk to you in
the meeting. It's not about the ten o'clock coffee. It's
above my wife. Listen. If you and Abby were hooking up,
you can't get her gifts. Your wife would find out
you can only get her free gifts. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I think you could take a little bit of cash
out of the ATM every now and then, like put
twenty bucks here, twenty dollars there.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's still not a good gift.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You're not listening subscription. You're not listening to Jelly of
the Month. You're not listening. If you start at the
beginning of October. Taking twenty bucks out a week up
until Christmas not a bad gift.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Some people don't even plan for their retirement, much less
an entire year to get your partner a gift.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's a great point. Some people don't plan. But I
do believe more times than not, the side chick is
at least no, maybe they don't. Maybe that's why they
get upset, is because they you don't treat me like
a real woman. You don't. I bet it's fifty to fifty.
Fifty percent of them get presents and gifts, fifty percent
(03:18):
do not.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
If you engage in that, you're gonna get the short
end of the stick when it comes to Birthday's, Christmas, Thanksgiving,
in the office, being courteous to them, proper texts, a
lot of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, maybe you're right. I don't know. I've never had
a side chick, so I'm not sure how it works
with Christmas. But everybody a sore losers nation, and everybody
that's had a side chick, or if you've been a
side chick, email us. We are the sore losers at
gmail dot com. So we know how it works.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And then you sure as crap can't get them a card.
I understand.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Those are the Oh that's that's that's evidence. Then it's written, Yeah,
you don't ever get him a birthday card. That's like
writing a ledger and keeping it. You know, like, this
is how I'm cheating on my taxes and you have
it all listed. It's like a playbook for the FBI.
That is a playbook for your wife. If you give
him a card, oh boy, because then they just take
(04:18):
a picture and put it on Instagram. Oh look at
the card he got me. Nope, a present. I didn't
get her that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
In court they pull up a five ninety nine Hallmark
card and that breaks the case because one person will
get more of the stuff in the divorce if they
were cheating.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I think, so infidelity is a big deal. Yeah, And
then you have to do that that discovery. They'll have
to search that lady's apartment. They'll find the card and
have Mickey Mouse on the front, and hey men, you
are like Mickey and mini.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Discovery. That's when they have access to your funds and
they can see everything Murdoch didn't want to do that,
and that's how it all fell.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh, that's how the Murdoch guy went.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, he was able to avoid discovery for months, months
and months, and then the guy just kept saying he's
a rich lawyer. I just didn't understand why he didn't
want to show his finances. Well, it's because he's doing
a bunch of secret stuff and he had been keeping
all the money from those people's car accidents and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
There's settlements, yep. And he's still in prison.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh, he'll be in prison for life because then his
son and wife ended up getting killed.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh gosh, that's that's the ikes. We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh the one, two, three sore losers.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What's up, everybody. I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Y'all. It is Sison. I'm from the North. I'm in
Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville
with Baser, my wife. We live in the country. We
have two point three three acres and we have two
kids at Vanderbilt. Justin is gonna check on them. In
the electrophysiology unit. He does work today, he won't work
on the weekend, so hopefully they'll be okay. And then
(06:08):
I'm probably gonna die of a heart attack when I'm
seventy two point five over to you. Man.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, you told me you had the lead, you had
something you needed to rant about, and I don't ask questions.
I just handed over to you.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, I said, we have stuff to talk about, and
you go, I know we do. So I just figured
it was a big enough story that we're both gonna
come with the same lead. Go ahead, man, let's say
it the one word at the same time. One two
three YouTube. You're an idiot, I know when we have
the same lead.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I mean, that wasn't gonna be my lead until I
realized how upset you are about it. Batter's Box. His
life has been changed, turned flipped upside down. Austin Taveraz.
His life has been changed, flip turned upside down. In
the minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh, I forgot about that dude in Saint Louis. I
used to borrow his YouTube TV. He's probably all messed
up about it too.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
He is upset about it. His life has been screwed,
turned flipped upside down in a matter of moments. It's
crazy how quick life can change.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I hate to talk in analogies, but they make life
so easy. It's like mom and dad. They always say
they're gonna get a divorce, and they never get a divorce. Well,
YouTube and ESPN and ABC they got a divorce.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
They weren't kidding, they weren't messing around. They kept saying, hey,
we might get divorced. Oh my gosh, like, guys, we're
on Our relationship is rocky. You know, we're going through
the tough times. But they finally hit rock bottom and
they couldn't they couldn't stand each other anymore, and they're out,
So good luck watching football.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Baser sends me an email. So I discovered this morning
and the email was four paragraphs and I didn't see
any channels listed. It just said something about a twenty
dollars credit from YouTube, and I thought, oh, they're probably
saying that they're negotiating like they always do. They never
cut channels. And then Baser goes, there's no ESPN and
there's no ABC, and I go what? And then I
(08:03):
read the fine print and it says those channels have
been terminated. College football. Dude.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh, I understand because Battles.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Game, Saturday night, Texas game, Saturday morning World Series.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's I'm fun Fox, so you'll be okay.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
But yeah, games, there's General Hospital ABC.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh no, Batter's Box been talking to me for months,
maybe years. You gotta get YouTube TV. Why don't you
have YouTube TV? Oh my gosh, YouTube TV? Well, how
do you like YouTube TV? Now McAfee's show is on ESPN.
That's gone.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Just thought of that.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I mean, it is going to be a rough weekend
for a lot of people with YouTube If you are
a college football fan, you get none of it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And Baser goes, well, hey, we'll be at the bars
on Saturday, so no worries, we'll have it covered. I
go the bars.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Won't have it either. Why the bar didn't have YouTube TV?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
H So it's not just in general. ABC disappeared off
the planet.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
No, no, idiot. ABC and ESPN didn't just fold up shop
and go home. They didn't just say, oh, no one
in the world is gonna be able to watch ESPN
or ABC. What would be the point of that? How
would that work? They would have all these football games
airing to US outer space. The aliens from above or saying, ah, man,
(09:28):
get us a mapp Texas Vandy game please. No, it's
just that they wanted YouTube TV to pay a little
bit more for ABC and ESPN, and YouTube TV said no,
that's too expensive. You're holding us hostage. We're not going
to pay that. ESPN said, all right, our contract runs,
it ends at midnight. We are gonna take it from
(09:49):
you to all your customers are gonna be left without
these channels. And YouTube TV's like, no, you're not you
won't do that, and boom, smash cut. Guess what ESPN did,
pulled those channels from YouTube TV.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
They sold the plug.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
They pulled the plug.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
What if we threaten the podcast, we pull the plug.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, oh man, it's gonna start being a little bit
more expensive to listen to this pod. Uh. Do you
think people would pay a penny per episode?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
No, but our forty listeners. But when they would wake up,
just like we woke up with ESPN, the plug got pulled.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I mean, how crazy. I'm not pulled. I still have ESPN, ABC.
So if you need to come out because I have
this thing called cable, geezesh, Yes, I understand. I live
in the archaic days, Batter's Box lets me know how
stupid and how old and how ridiculous it is that
I still play for cable. But the fact is this
(10:45):
cable that I pay for still has ABC and ESPN.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
So here's the thing. Can you get ABC for the
Balls game on Hulu and baser because we have Hulu? Ooh?
She said, no, you have to have Hulu Live.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That's a good point. You do have to have Hulu Live.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I go, we don't have Hulu Live. She goes, no,
we have Hulu.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
So when did it get cut? Did it get cut
last night?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I was watching it yesterday? I watched PTI and Sports Center.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh so last night you got to watch UTSA dominate
Tulane or was it cut off by them?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Hold on, I watched it at her parents' house, who
have cable.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
That's how you know? So I able.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I don't even know if ESPN was available yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So there you go. That's the big news. Heading into
the weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
We both had the same lead.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I mean, pretty crazy. I thought about it. I was like, oh,
I can't wait to call a Batter's Box and be like, hey,
how's that YouTube TV treating you?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Man?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You're loving that I'll turn on the game. Oh sorry,
let me give you an update. This is what's going
on in the game, Just.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
So it don't sound so stupid. There's got to be
some bars that have YouTube TV. If there is a
bar that has YouTube TV, they're gonna play no college
football on Saturday. Yeah, they're screwed, so they're freaking out.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I would most of them have like dish or tin roof.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
They probably have cable because they're older. John Daly's. I
would imagine they have YouTube TV because it's new or
why would you open a new bar and go back
to an archaic service provider. Hey, I'm gonna go with
dial up now.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I'm not sure how the bars work, but I do
know that John Daies is where our open bar happy
hour will be. UH Coach's Convention. That's where we're gonna
be having the happy hour that Friday night. Sh check
in is gonna be right there at John Daly's. Gonna
have the table setup. That's where people are gonna come
and check in, get their you know, badges and everything.
Then that night at John Daly's that's where the open
(12:39):
bar will be held.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Not to do false advertising, you know what John Daies
does have. What I told I was told from m
Kitty Kid down the street in this building, the local guy. Yeah,
that they have bottle service girls and they start working
at ten am. He said he walked by John Daly's
and there was girls out there clad and they were
(13:03):
trying to sell bottle service at ten thirty am on
a Saturday.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Smart gotta get them early.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I mean, hey, if you're gonna try and one up
the next part, why not have the girls out dancing it.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Hey, if you're not gonna start bottle service at ten am,
if you don't start at toena am, you can't do
it all day. It's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You drink in the morning, you can't drink all day.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
That's right. But if you're if you're gonna come to
Coaches Convention, just put that down on your drop your
pin at John Daly's because that's where Friday night is
going down.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
That's a good get. Yeah, and maybe people get a
little liquored up end up wandering over to Music Row
and they can go see history.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
They could they could go see the recording studio, they
could see the Old Sore Losers podcast room. But yeah,
for the most part, there's nothing there anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I got a fan encounter.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Oh tell me after the break. Oh you want to
go to break, right, We'll go to break. We'll be
right back.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
So in the country, I told you the one dude
came to our house with the Christmas lights. You made
fun of me for having somebody else do it. I said,
we have vaulted ceilings. I'm not trying to I like
to drink.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
You already have Christmas lights up.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I think they're coming, Okay the next couple of days.
Oh my gosh, we have the Christmas tree up.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's so stupid.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It's life, dude. He loves Christmas.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No, no, but Halloween hasn't even happened yet, Like, you
haven't even handed out trigger treating candy.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Hey, there's two things that don't go together, and it's
drinking and ladders. Therefore, I ain't putting the Christmas lights up.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Do you guys hand out candy?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I mean because it is spooky season.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I already have a plan. I'm doing a TV I'm
wheeling out one of our TVs into the garage, putting
the garage up. World Series is gonna be blasting. I'm
gonna be dressed up. I'm either gonna do uh uh,
I say it a pedophile but that's not funny. No, no, no, no,
I'm gonna be dressed up as a.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
No no, don't say no. That's all you have the
pe on your mouth. I can see you starting to
develop the p you don't want to say. I'm gonna
dress up as a pedophile like that is not.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
The one costume you can't be.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
No, that's the one costume you cannot be.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I'm gonna address him as a porn.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Star maybe the second one you can't be when kids
are coming around. There, you go, If you're going to
an adult party, fine, be a porn star, that's fine.
But I don't think kids coming to your door. I
mean it's better than being a pedophile.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh my gosh, dude, Oh my god. The dad goes, hey,
what are you dressed.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Up as pedophile pedal?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Oh my gosh. I put up a sign in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, red shirt.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Just their sex offender. Is that not funny for trigger treaty? No?
Just because kids are coming over. I get if it
was an adult trigger treat that would be hilarious.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
It was an adult trigger treat adult party, adults coming
over to your house.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You put that sign up. Sorry, my light has to
be off because I could convicted. That's funny. But when
kids are coming not funny, because it's a parent not funny.
I see that. Not laughing. But I will say one
thing I hate is trunk or treats. Right, I hate
trunker treats. They're the stupidest things in the world. I
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get it if you live in a neighborhood that is unsafe.
It was, it's a great idea for trunk or treat.
Now we have blown this out of proportion and we
have trunk or treats at every business, every school, every church,
every neighbor everybody has a trunk or treat.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well in white watch out. You know what Halloween means
means office Christmas or office Halloween party. It gives every
person in the office the permission to wear a skirt, which.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I'm not I'm not mad about. I'm okay with that. Well,
I'm just saying, yeah, but we went to trunk or
treat last night at the kid's school.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You didn't even let me finish my thing with the
a fan in her.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Actually, I know I'm just you. You started talking about
dressing up as Halloween. Oh, and I got to say,
I saw the coolest costume.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yes, I'm doing trigger treating. Yes, I'll be in the garage.
Haven't decided on my costume yet.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Thank god, you haven't decided with the pedophile. That was
a bad idea. But I saw the coolest costume last night.
And I don't know why kids love this so much,
but it must be a kid thing. But there was
a kid dressed as a cyber truck and he had
made it out of cardboard. He had the lights on
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the you know, and my kids every time we see
a cyber truck freak out. They think it's the coolest
thing ever. And I saw this kid walking around as
a cyber truck and I said, that's a cool costume
that wins.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
That's a good day.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yes, that's a good dad that built that out of cardboard,
taped it together. And I don't know how they got
the lights to work if they got a little battery
pack in there, obviously, but it was pretty cool saw
a cyber truck. So far, that is the costume of
the year for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Now, Starlink, who's that it's the internet service for people
after their Internet and if there's a humanitarian aid needed
than starlink where we beam the Internet off the moon.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
That's the new thing. It's like, do you have starlink.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Who dresses up as starlink?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
That's what I'm saying. It's like a next level thinking costume.
So if you're stranded in the appellations, you would Starlink
would connect you.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Nobody would know what that is. You look like a
tile from the ceiling of an office building.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Nobody would have known what cyber truck was.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
No, you do you know what a cyber truck is.
You see those driving around a year ago?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You years ago?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
You see him driving around on the road. You know
what a cyber truck is. Nobody knows what starlink looks like. Oh,
that's like putting a white car, white box on me.
What are you a modem? What stupid?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
But does what's dumb? Oh I'm dressed as a car. No,
it's cool because it's the new version of a car
cyber truck, because it's very distinct. What's the new version
of a modem? Starling?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Okay, and whatever you want to be man dressed up
as Starlink. Dude, I've never heard of it. I'm my
name is Bennett. I'm not in it. I don't know, yeah, Bennett.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
So we had the Christmas Lights guy come over. Am
I back on my story?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, you're back on your story. I just wanted to
tell you. You started talking about dressing up as Halloween
and it made me think of the cyber truck last night,
how cool it was. And I thought it was the
costume of the year.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
And this may be a country thing because that guy goes, hey,
you look familiar, and Bazer thought he was talking to her,
and she goes, oh, I'm from here. We know our
whole family is from here. Everybody knows either a cousin
or somebody that I'm really in to, and he goes, no, him,
he knew me from the podcast Big Fan.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Right, your wife thought she was famous and you were like, no,
you're not. Step aside, honey.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
So I'm walking into the Mexican place. We got Mexican
to go, got it? Mexican?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
So you got a casadia?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Of course I did.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Of course you did.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Ca Sadilla, and I may have found the best casadia
in Nashville, not naming the place. I don't need people there.
And so I walked. As I'm walking in the door,
I get, hey, you look familiar. Turn around none other
than a good old truck driver.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Oh call me white.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
He had a beard, he had big, old kicking boots,
he had a country grin. Hey you look familiar, big
fan of the potty.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
What was his name?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I didn't ask it? Man, what didn't ask it? It
was in the entrance of the door, kind of an
awkward exchange, but shake hands, m pat on the shoulder.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
He patted you on the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Like, oh yeah, what's up, dude. How's it going?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Man?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
It was so brief and quick. It wasn't the most
opportune place to come into contact with a fan, because
it's like you had you're coming and going, entering and exiting.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
He was entering, you were exiting, or you.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Was exiting hard and I was entering hard. So there's
no going back from that. So why didn't you exit
hard with him? Take a step out on the sidewalk.
And it's not that kind of place. Once you enter,
you're in. And so I caught him in between doors,
gave a little shoulder pat beser Goes. I saw that
guy grab you in the entrance, had a brief interaction.
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Huge fan of the potty. You look familiar.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Great, Hey, great shout out, Hey, you look familiar. So
the guy that told Ray you look familiar, it was
nice meeting you. Man the trucker in Springfold, thanks for
being a fan of the pot He'll know exactly who
I'm talking about right now. Now, are you talking like
semi truck or like a pickup truck?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I would imagine he it's a semi, but he definitely
drives a truck, a big old country boy truck. Now
you're not wearing in boots and driving a BMW.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
You're not wearingkin boots and driving Uh, Lexus, it's a
good point. So it's a duly, it's a ranch truck,
it's a semi. It's a massive truck. He was driving.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
And did he get Mexican too?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
He had to have, so he knows about the spot.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
So was he getting it to go or did he
eat there? Did he have a bag in his hand?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
He ate there, so he must have rocked it with
his family they had already gotten to the car or something.
He might have been in the bathroom taken a from
the Mexican good point. So he was lingering and then
think he was a marguerita deep doesn't sell him what
it's not one of those.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It's like wait, wait, wait, it's a Mexican restaurant, but
it doesn't sell those.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Well, I'm not gonna blow up me in this trucker spot.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Okay, got it? I know, I don't. I didn't say
tell me the name of this place.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
But it's a fast food Mexican place.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Well, now you just blew up the spot.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
No I didn't. I still don't know what it is.
I still have no idea. I don't know what I mean.
I just was very confused on how a Mexican food
restaurant doesn't sell margarita's. But now you say it's fast food,
it makes more sense. Thank you for clarifying.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
But I needed that you look familiar. It's a new
way of a good old country boy way of saying hey,
big fan. So to that guy, hey you look familiar
right back there, cowboy. Good seeing you, good talking to you. Man.
I hope the Mexican was real good?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah? We uh we that trunk or treat last night.
Let me tell you, I saw some people I recognize. Say,
how you doing, man? How you doing? You look familiar?
You look familiar? Yeah. Well, right before we left for
Trunk or treat, Baby two is gonna be uh Steve
from Minecraft from Halloween.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
You ain't got a trunk? You got a bike?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
No, no, no, we're not. We're not decorating our car. We weren't.
We were just showing up and we were walking the
parking lot and doing it.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I thought everybody had to bring a trunk.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
No, no, no, that would get too crowded. This was
a little spread out. There wasn't that many cars. It
was perfect, a lot of kids running around. But anyway,
Baby Box two, right before we leave, he's like, actually,
no one's gonna know who I am. I don't want
to be Steve from Minecraft.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
The old one.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
At the last second, I'm like, what here, you put
on a towel? Be a ghost.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'm like, we literally bought this like two days ago,
because this is what you've wanted to be. He's like, yeah,
I don't want to and he starts crying and I'm like,
what are we doing? No one's gonna know who it is?
No one does Minecraft. I said, there's a Minecraft movie
that means tons of people watch Minecraft. Point he's like,
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they're not gonna know who I am. So he looked
like one of those two teenagers that are too cool
for school to dress up for Halloween and they still
want candy.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Last second costume, be a streaker.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Uh. He went in the costume box and found some
lady bug wings and stuck him on with his regular clothes.
I'm a Ladybug. He looked like a bad attitude teenager
walking around there getting candy. He was the least dressed
up kid and the entire place.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
But he still has the opportunity to do the costume
tonight correct.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
And then Baby Box one he wanted to be a
dog for Halloween, so we're thinking dog, dog dog, And
then we're at the costume store and he buys a
Power Ranger outfit and so he's a Power Ranger. And
then three minutes in Last Night he's like, Dad, this mask.
I don't like the mask. Well, what's the point of
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being a power Ranger if you're not gonna have the
mask on?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
He then, yeah, you really don't look like it.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
You just have the cot. You just have a red
outfit and then your face like you don't look like
a power ranger. So let's just say Trunk or Treat
was not the smoothest of operations. It was not the
most fun thing. Like I said, they're annoying. It takes
away from Halloween. But Halloween tonight, I can't freaking wait.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
What was your wife dressed as my wife? Oh? A homemaker? Yeah?
What were you dressed as poop? You do have that costume.
You also have the penguin boom.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
And last night trying to cheer Baby Box two up
because he was so upset about no one's gonna know
who Steve was, He's crying. I said, hey, Bud, why
don't you come pick out my costume? And we had
all the adult costumes hanging up in the closet. Whoa,
and he picked Poop yanky, No, nothing to do with Kiki,
just the Halloween.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
You said, adult costumes yay from.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Oh man, oh Man, oh Man. Yeah all right, And
so yeah that was that. But today today's the day. Yes,
and I mean we if we could ever have good
weather on Halloween, it would be amazing.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I think Baser spend one hundred dollars in candy whoa,
she got four jumbo bags of candy.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That's incredible. Yeah, we bought one small bag to leaving
a bowl on our front porch because we ain't gonna
be there, We're gonna be out doing the trick or treating.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Ours is big. We got tipped off from some of
our neighbors. I guess hundreds of kids. I would never
go to your house if I was a kid. I'm
gonna light it up though.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
No, no, I would never go to your house if
I was a kid trick or treating.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
No, I'm not doing the pedophile costume.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
No no, it's because your driveway is one mile long.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I'm gonna light it up. I'm gonna put lights so
that it looks more inviting.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
No no, no. The fact it would take too much time.
I could hit three more houses by the time I
can finish your house. Like, it's all about opportunity and
time management. When you're trick or treating as a kid,
and when you have a mile long driveway, you skip
that house and you go to the next one.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
But also the parents are nosy. They probably want to
get a little peaksy.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Now that's true.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Should I sit at the end of the driveway next
to the mailbox and bring in the iPad to watch
the World series.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
That's a little bit better creepier, No, not creepier, it's better,
time more time efficient for the kids. Hello, kids, because
talking to creepy. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't
do that.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Come over here and have some of my candy.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
You want to know what toolbox is gonna be tonight? Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
The stuff he has already sitting around a carpenter. Good
guess he's got hambers and screwdrivers and painter's clothes at
peter buckets.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Good guess he's gonna be half man half woman. Shouldn't
be hard, So he's gonna shave half his mustache, half
his beard. He's gonna put an earring on one side.
I mean half man, half woman.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
The earring that ain't gonna necessarily mean woman.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I'll take a break, we'll write back.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
What's he doing for the boobs?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I don't know. Don't ask me.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
What about the bottom part?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Oh he chopped half off.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Half man and half woman. Yeah, that might beat pedophile.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
No, no, no, no no, no. Pedophile is the worst.
Pedophile is the worst, And there's nothing that beats that, right.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
But also, don't you kind of dresses something you enjoy?
Why would your dad enjoy being a half? Like, never
would I think I want to dress as a woman. Bro,
he did half, so he's half okay, but the other
half of his brain wanted to be a woman.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Interesting, it's called a costume. Dude, you said you wanted
to be a pedophile, so what does your brain say?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
True? So that probably isn't gonna work with my argument
on that. But the thing is, if you got to
check the dress like a prostitute, let's be real. Back
in her head, she probably kind of wants to. That's
good though, you know what I mean. Yeah, it's like,
you know, you got the girl, Oh I'm dressed up
as a vampire. Well, let's be real, she likes to
get bitten. You know.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I don't think that's how it works.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I imagine it's kind of like your alter ego. It's
like the person you can't show the rest of the world.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I guess. I mean, no, no, no, it does. Like
if you go out back in the younger days, when
you go to Sixth Street, it was the girls that
wanted to be a little slutty. It gave hi an
excuse to be slutty. Was Halloween. They were dress in
these skimpy outfits and it was so amazing. It was
so awesome to see these girls let loose. Hey, kids
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want to swing down Broadway? Yeah, that's where it's at.
That's what's fun. Oh, Broadway is gonna be unbelievable tonight
because Halloween on a Friday, adults get to go buck
wild and they get to dress up in their costs.
Oh my god, it's gonna be amazing. And who's call
me from Bella Glade, Florida. You want to answer it?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Hello? Hello? Yeah, we want our ESPN back?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Hello, Hello, give us ABC back?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Or well?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Riot? Is this YouTube TV? Al Right? I don't know
where they were. The new scam is not talk Yeah,
call and not answered. That's really cool. But anyway, besides Halloween,
we got a big weekend. You know why we got
a big weekend. Yeah, Messi's coming to town.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Freaking bandy Texas. No MESSI is coming to town. I
saw a Saturday Night it said get your glove sticks
and get your popcorn. I'm like, guys, how about we
just get some goals?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Like what how about we get some guys that can
mark Messi and stop him from scoring so many freaking goals.
But baby Box has never been more excited about a
soccer game. You guys are going, yes, we have season tickets.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
So you then had to pay for the playoff ones
or they give you a discount on them.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
You still gotta pay for him. But they were thirty
five bucks a ticket. That's good, really good. Yeah, that's
gonna be crazy. It's gonna be great. And when baby
Box found out that Messi was coming to Nashville, he
was over the moon.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Why would they not dress as a soccer player for Halloween?
They love soccer. That's such an easy costume. Why would
they not want to dress? Is Messi?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Great question? Because baby Box's first reaction when he said
Messi's coming down town, he goes, Dad, I can't wait
to boo him.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
You gotta love it, man, And this is natural territory.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
He goes, Dad, we are going to boo Messi and
this he said, Dad, I can't. I'm gonna boom Messi
so much, and he's gonna hate me. He's gonna hear
me booing him, and he's gonna be like, I hate
that kid. That's funny in his head. He thinks MESSI
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is gonna be able to hear him booing and is
gonna relate it to him and be like, why is
that kid booing me?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
If there's ever a moment where the crowd is completely silent,
he should yell, and there is a small chance MESSI
could hear him.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Now he has a little voice like this. I don't
think Messi's gonna hear.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Him because at the Titans games it goes quite a lot.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Oh, and you hear some guys yell.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
But you can always hear a yell. I would always
try to have the funny yells, like God's got COVID,
that's funny? How stuff like that, And I'd be like,
you know, you know, it's like squirrel his ass yelled
at at the UFC. There are moments where you can
get your voice heard.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
You gotta be strategic, and it has to be perfect timing.
Let's be honest. At seven years old, I don't think
he's gonna have that perfect timing.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
But I love though that he has that idea.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh, he has that idea, and he's he's been counting
down every day. He's like Dad, three days till we boom.
MESSI two until we boom messy. He was like, Dad,
I told all my friends at school that I was
gonna boom messy.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Miami hits you guys with load management.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Well, now it's the playoffs. There is no load management.
They're gonna win and move on.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yes, So with the playoffs is it round? What? How
many games?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
It's best out of three?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
So there would be another game Monday, Well.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
That would be back in Miami. Oh okay, and they
already whooped our butt in Miami last weekend three to one.
So if we lose this game, our season's over.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Wait, but there's still another game though. No.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Oh, if we lose this game, it's over.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
What about if Miami loses.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Then then we go one more game. It'll be tied
one to one. It's best out of three. Oh, so
we're already we're already down one?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
We are?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah, we lost in Miami, dude, Okay was that the six?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
No, that was like a week after the six, not
that we played them again. They beat us three to one. Okay,
and so now we got to come here and win.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
That's stupid. What do you mean it's stupid? Mean? I
guess they do that in baseball and basketball just not
football is the one done.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, football and the NCAA tournament are one and done. Uh,
this is best out three. And last year Miami dominated
the regular season and they lost in the first round
of the playoffs. This year they kind of coasted in
the regular season. Now they're gonna dominate the playoffs and
they're gonna win the MLS Cup. But we are going
to MESSI. We are gonna boom messy And I can't
freaking wait.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
That is gonna be pretty crazy because we got Titans
haven't been good in about three years. Pred's have kind
of sucked ever since the Stanley Cup. So that's actually
a big sports moment for Nashville.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yes, but you said they're not good, but they're not
gonna win. Oh that's the problem. We started out the
season good and now we're We fell all the way
to sixth place. The one team we didn't want to
play in the first round Miami. Who do we play
in the first round? Miami? So we're gonna get eliminated,
but we're gonna get to boom Messi.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
They were the best and we were the worst.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
No, they were they were the three seed, were the
sixth seed, but they're still the best.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
And I do gotta say Nashville as see, we're not
We have been maybe partnered with them in the past.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, we are partnered with them fully party. Yeah, we're partner.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I've got to say marketing team. They're doing a good
job because the billboards whenever I drive in and out
commute always says if we want or lost, see it'll say, uh,
get them next game. No, actually it doesn't say if
we lose it. If we win, it goes Nashville win
and it shows like a highlight from the game.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
That's pretty good. Yeah, But then here's the problem. I
looked at the radar this morning tomorrow, seventy five percent
chance of rain.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
It's probably the remnants of that hurricane.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Right, But am I gonna go sit in the rain
so my son can boom? Messy?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Like?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
What do I do? How do I handle this?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
We would go as a family and sit through rainouts
at Coors Field for an entire weekend.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
How are you gonna handle it? We would be in
ponchos for seventy two hours to watch three games. You
gotta love the.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Sport, No, No, I love the sport.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
My dad would never do. If a game was getting
rain delighted, he would never leave it. So we would
say sometimes eight hours in trash bags underneath the bleachers
waiting for the Rockies to resume the game. My dad
would never leave a game.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yeah, that's but the problem is to borrow the highest
fifty eight.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
My dad, you go to six Flags and you get
a pat. When you go to six Flags, you can
actually leave and come back. Really, yeah, I didn't know
that we went. We'd go in the morning. My dad
be like, hey, guys, make sure you get a stamp
of cause you want to come back. We're all like
sick and not feeling good. We've been going on rides
for like eight hours. Like, what do you mean he
goes all day pass Why wouln't you guys come back
tonight and do it again. Dad, we're a little roller
coaster out.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
That's kind of smart though, I like your dad. Like
the strategy I think is you go early in the
morning when you have younger kids, when you're like a teenager,
you just go all day no matter what. But you
get there right wind and opens go for like four hours,
five hours, leave, go take a nap, and then come back.
For the last five hours of the day. That is
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a strategy that can work.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I've never done it. If we go to a park,
we are there all day. Dollywood, we get there boom,
and we don't leave till it closes.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Dollywood's pretty dope because not a lot of lines in
and out.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Let me tell you, Dollywood is such a hidden gem.
I thought when people told me about Dollywood when we
moved here, I was like, this a little rinky dink town.
There's no way there's gonna be a nice amusement park.
It has to be run down and a piece of crap.
I was absolutely wrong. It's beautiful. It's got a lot
of shade, and it's got some dope rides, some dope
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roller coasters, little hilly, little hilly when you're pushing a stroller.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Oh, that would be even worse. Also, I heard I
definitely didn't do this. But you can get VIP and
you park right next to the entrance. I'm talking ten
feet away from where you get your ticket checked. I
didn't do it. Friend of mine did.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Oh, all right, well we'll take a break, we'll right back.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
It was me. I actually we did it.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
We knew you didn't tell us like we knew you're
we know you're rich rich beer.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
It was like ten dollars more. I was like, Baezer,
of all the things you've ever done for me, this
was beautiful at the end of a long roller coaster
day to walk right to your vehicle, not take a tram,
not have to go up and down and around you.
Our car was parked so close, dude. Basically the guy
checking tickets was like leaned up against it was can
you move back? I gotta get to my car.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yeah, I mean the tram takes you right to your
car too.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I'm not getting on the trolley with Marco who's had
seven pork missiles and a bucket of popcorn next to me.
Like I'm not doing that, Okay, I want to get
in my car and get home.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
I understand that. I understand that thought.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Hey you guys, like this roller goes right, I ain't
my weight and hot dogs? Cool man? What are you
doing Monday? I would suggest getting your stomach pumped. You
look like.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
I mean, And then you got the people in the
trolley the way, like six stuffed animals they won from
the game that they got had to carry around all day.
I mean you want to look like talk about miserable
is having to carry that crap all day around that park.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
And throw in rednecks and no air conditioning on that trolley.
No thank you, I'll pay ten dollars for VIP, like please.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Speaking of rednecks, man, my neighbor. You know, I don't
understand why people feel like they it's like an uncomfortable
situation where they feel like they had to invite you
to something.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
So ran into the neighbors and it was two different
families one time, and we're kind of we're friends with
the one family. The other family we just kind of
talked to and they always have a Halloween like they
have people over on Halloween. Adult I guess adult in
kids I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
And I mean big difference. But continue, well, it was
the adult we were talking to, right, But usually if
it's an adult party, there's some booze.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Oh, there's booze, no matter, even if it's a kid's
birthday party.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Right, But if it's an adult Halloween party, there's more
booze then booooo.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
You know what I mean. There's a big difference, understand tooche.
So anyway, they're like talking. Those two families are closer
and they're talking blah blah blah blah blah. Oh yeah,
I can't wait for your party. It's gonna be so fun.
Are you doing this this year? Are you gonna have
the punch bowl? Blah blah blah, and the family's having
(41:38):
the party looks at my wife and awkwardly it was like, oh,
we know you usually have people over at your house
on Halloween, but if you're got, if your people leave
early and you want to come over, feel free to
come over. We've never had people over on Halloween. Never
in our life have we had a party on Halloween.
So this lady is trying to make like it make
(42:02):
it feel comfortable for us to kind of get the
sympathy invite. So we're not really invited, but it's like, hey,
if your people leave, and my wife hits her with
we don't have people over on Halloween.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Why would she say that? Whom?
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I wife?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Oh, the original?
Speaker 1 (42:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
You're like, we've never thrown a Halloween party. Such a
random comment. Maybe she had a memory problem.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
I think, well, it's either she's uncomfortable, like, oh man,
I've never invited them to my party, and she just
went with the oh, I know, you guys have people over,
so she's hoping that we had people over and that's
you know, so she doesn't feel as bad about never
inviting us to her party, or it was just a
crutch of man, if I throw this out there, maybe
they do have people over and they won't come to
(42:51):
my party. I don't know what it was, but it
was so awkward and for my wife to go, oh,
we never have people over on Halloween, I'm like.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
You couldn't pay me to be part of that awkward conversation.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
So now it is do we stop buy that party
after we go trick or treating.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
That's in media, you guys want to know, it's called
wild lines. When they have you read something that they
need posts, you know, to add into a TV show
or something that's called a wild line. That lady throwing
out you guys always have people over for Halloween. That
was a wild line.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I mean it was so wild, it was so uncomfortable,
it was so awkward.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Uh, well, we don't have people over for Halloween. Interesting
recollection of events.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, I mean, I know, you live like four houses
down and you peek down there and you see a
lot of people in our front yard. Those are called
trick or treaters. They're not people at our house to party.
So thanks. I know you don't really like us, so
no need to give us a sympathy invite to your
stupid Halloween party.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
But maybe it is gonna be fun.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
No, it might be. They said they were gonna have
a tarrot card reader.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Well, uh, that sounds rich rich. Anytime you bring in
a tarot card reader, massus, somebody who makes jewelry, any
of those type of things, that's a rich, rich party.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Yeah. Well the tarot card readers are mom, oh it
looks like you've got a lot of sex in your future.
What and that's why I go, Wow, you're gonna have
a tarot card readers? Goes, well, it's my mom. She
likes to do it. I was like, okay, the way
you sold it is like you have a professional tarot
(44:31):
card reader.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah, like the people that do hibachi. Yeah rich rich,
Oh you're going to haibachi. No, they're gonna be in
our backyard.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
What the dude? Hibachi is so cool.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
My buddy at the car dealership he had people and
actually it is affordable. I think everybody just does one
hundred dollars, But you have an actual hibachi person in
your backyard with the saki stop with the onion ring tower,
throwing shrimp all over your backyard. One hundred dollars a couple.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Okay, I'm gonna look into that. Yeah, that's pretty cool that.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Maybe we will throw a Halloween party.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
That's the kind of party I want to go to.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yeah, we always have abaki in the backyard. Glad you remembered.
You should have played along with it and just made
up some wild thing. Yeah, last year we had a
guy breathing fire. In the year before that, a dragon
and a live tiger. Like, what the you just make up?
You're right, you're right. Every year we're doing crazy stuff.
(45:29):
The lady that cut herself in half three years ago?
Speaker 1 (45:32):
What the.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Man? All right, before we go, you wanted to give
some money makers, Man, that's just great.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
TV is not evenna be on. There's no sports on
with ABC and ESPN gone.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
So no, no, you have Fox and CBS. You can
watch football, you can watch NFL football.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Better be giving somebody a world series lock.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
No, no, let me tell you this is amazing. If
the Blue Jays can pull this off.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
They have to or Baseball's done.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
It is gonna be the most amazing thing ever if
they pull this off.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
If they don't, you can buy wins and there needs
to be a salary cap. And Dodgers are gonna get
the next big thing over in Japan and bring him
right on over to the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Not just Japan, they'll get them over in the US.
I mean they got Blake Snell. They went and got
Mookie Betts.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
I mean, Chris, they got a Tawny let's go, They
got Lena. You like Freddy Freeman. Cool, we'll cherry pick him.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Yeah, we'll take him. Okay, cool. But you know what
they forgot to do.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Yeah, they're gonna have skins next year. They're gonna have
Scoo Ball.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
That's That's what I'm worried about. But you know what
they need to they worried about. They forgot is they
get to have a bullpen because those guys, if they
get knocked out of the game, you gotta have someone
to pitch after them. Their bullpen is trash and the
bottom of their lineup is trash. Brojas and Uga Pagaz
just tink you guys.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
For beat the streak.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Down, Like what in the world, Like, who are these.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Guys justin every night? Weeknight? Hey, pick Pagas tonight. I
think he's the guy to get a hit. Wake up?
He goes over five?
Speaker 1 (47:04):
I guess. I mean.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Come. Austin's thing was you can't pick the Freeman's and
the Bets because everybody picks them, So then you want
to root against those guys and pick the guy that
nobody pigs to get a hit.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
That's a good point. That was his Yeah, how did
it work out for him?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
He ended biggest streak was fourteen sixteen.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Okay, and that's impressive. I've never gotten over five, so
I have no idea how to do it, and I
gave up after like a week. But anyway, yeah, please
Blue Jays, I mean just please, for the love of
baseball in America and everything that is right in this world,
please win tonight. Oh I don't know. Game seven would
be pretty awesome because I'm not gonna be able to
(47:42):
watch night because i'mna be trick or treating. But anyway,
we're gonna go to Sunday. We're gonna go to Sunday,
and I'm gonna tell you what, guys, you can get
mad at me for picking favorites. But there's a team
that never covers the spread. Never. I think they've covered
the spread like once in the last twenty six years,
and that's when they beat Arizona Cardinals and it knocked
me out of the eliminator. But there is a dumpster
(48:05):
fire one mile from our podcast studio, and they are
the Tennessee Titans, and the send Los Angeles Chargers with
Justin Herbert and Vidal are gonna come to Music City.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Did you just name a backup running back?
Speaker 1 (48:22):
I did, Ed Haskids. They're gonna come to Music City
and cam Ward is getting his small, little dainty hands.
He's gonna drop the ball again randomly, randomly, fumble, fumble, fumble.
I mean, I don't know how they're gonna stay with
the Los Angeles Chargers. The Chargers are gonna run it
down their throat and next thing you know, it's gonna
(48:44):
be the third quartern. It's gonna be twenty eight to six,
two field goals for the Titans. You're gonna take the
Los Angeles Chargers minus nine and a half and take
it to the bank. And then another one. Guys, Oh
my gosh, We're gonna go out to Los Angeles. We're
gonna go to Los Angeles and the Los Angeles Rams
(49:06):
coming off of bye, Pooka Nakua is gonna be back Pooka,
Devonte Adams, Kyron Williams, and they're getting a rookie quarterback,
Tyler Coleslaw starting his first game ever. And not only
is he starting his first game ever, the Saints Slaw kid. Yes,
(49:27):
Coleslaw is starting his first game. No, and not only
do the Chargers not the Chargers, the Saints expect him
to suck. They telling you they expect him to suck
because they don't want you saying, oh wait, put Rattler
back in. So they're getting ahead of the everybody say hey,
(49:48):
he's gonna be our starter the rest of the season.
No matter what happens, He's gonna start the rest of
the season. That is them telling you, hey, this weekend,
we expect Coleslaw to suck, and don't get mad that
we're gonna leave him in there. We're gonna leave him
in there to make mistakes. So you got the terrible
Saints going to Los Angeles fresh off of bye, that
(50:10):
hungry defense and that poted offense, and they're only giving
up fourteen points. Give me the Rams minus fourteen. Take
it to the bank. I got two more for you,
and they're gonna be two favorites. Joe Flaco Flaco Flame
hurt the ac joint in his throwing shoulder.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yep, he firmed.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
He's already one hundred and fifty years old and his
throwing shoulder is compromised. And you're playing the Bears. One
hit on that shoulder and you're going back to Jake
Turnover Browning. Give me the Bears minus two and a half.
Take it to the bank one more. And this is
my favorite play of the weekend. The Seattle Seahawks coming
(50:55):
off a bye. Did you see that defense? That defense
is un freaking believable and injured hobble Jaden Daniels, the
Commander suck no scary terry. So you're relying on eighty
year old Deebo Samuel and some other wide receivers and
you're gonna play the Seattle defense. They're gonna eat you alive.
(51:20):
Seattle minus three. Take it to the bank. That's it,
that's it. Those are your moneymakers this weekend. Thank me
on Monday when you are rich, Thank me I can't
wait to watch Vandy Texas. Man.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Well, if Vandy does win, it's already written, Pobby is
your heisman. And I told Billy, I said, if he
is the heisman, it is all on Texas. They're the
ones that gave him the heisman because he's beat like
five top twenty five teams.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
What happens if Texas's backup quarterback comes in and just
balls out?
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Billy said, Arch is good.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
What I'm thought he a concussion.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
No, Billy said, he'll play.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Oh well, okay, then that takes away my point.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
And the backup did ball out and overtime he threw
that touchdown.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
No, no, I know that's what I'm saying. But what
if he comes in and dominates? Is it like?
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Uh, Billy knows the training staff. He said, he's good,
he's been clear. He was cleared on Tuesday. Allegedly. Oh,
they're just not bringing it to the media yet. Okay, Well,
then allegedly I have heard this. Allegedly, it's been told
to me from.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Billy, who is a medical professional.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
He knows medical professionals. Yeah, all right, and then Justin
also said the concussion isn't very serious.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Oh yeah, he did he returned to practice on Wednesday. Wow, okay,
but I can't wait. Man, that's gonna be the good game,
good game of the weekend. Anything else that's gonna be good?
Oh you Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
I think he got the biggest cocktail fest Georgia, Florida
all the day at hocktail Party, blackout balls Saturday night.
Gotta find a TV. Well, I mean you guys have
people over Halloween.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
Yeah, wow, that was very awkward. So I don't know,
Happy Halloween. Everybody. Enjoy your candy, enjoy the trigger treating. Uh,
just whatever you do, don't dress up as a pedophile.
Please don't don't do that, dude, it'd be.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Bad for the pod I put no thought into that. Yeah,
that would have been funny. If you're going out on Broadway,
that the joke just isn't funny. If you're dressing up
for kids to come over, that's the one place that
joke doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
If you're going to the Dodds, it's hilarious. What are
you dressed up as pedophile? That's funny. It's Halloween. You're
supposed to be funny like that.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
I don't know I'm getting right, but I saw someone
dressed as Mark Sanchez. See they had a Sanchez jersey
and it was all bloody.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
Yeah, a
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