Ray's Lives Like a Billionaire for CMA Fest

In this episode Ray talks about his wild weekend around CMA Fest and how he got to see the underbelly of Nashville that most people never knew existed. From Broadway to Midtown to the W Ray and his crew took over with shots, drinks and VIP access most people only dream of. Plus Ray was accused of changing since the last time that Alex saw him and we inform people that change happens which you need to be okay with. Also college baseball sucks and nobody cares about it after this past weekend. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
I started it, Oh you did. We're now doing talk radio.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
All right, We're going, man, how are you man?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Talk to a guy this weekend? Billy's buddy, and he said, yeah, Alex,
he said, I listened to the podcast. I go, oh, dude,
thanks for supporting the Big Show. And he goes, no,
I listened to sore Losers. Dude. He's like, we're driving around.
He's like, I'll throw it on every once in a while.
I'm like, thanks, man, where's Alex live at X? Huh, well,
thank you, Alex. How's Billy? No, they work together, so

(00:29):
they're boys. And Alex knows me from Austin, but I
don't know him. He knew of me, but now he's
friends with Billy and then we all hang out. But yeah,
he always because his favorite quote this weekend, Man, you're
not the old Ray. And I go Alex the tenth
time he said it, I go, Alex, if you're listening,
I said that old Ray was eighteen years old. I'm forty.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Now, you're not the old Alex. You're not the old Billy.
We all change over time. No one is the same
person they were ten years ago. You change, you of all,
you go down bad road. You take left, there's forks
in the road. Got to come back and go down
the other fork because you've made the wrong turn. If
you're the same person you were ten years ago, then yeah,

(01:13):
that there's something wrong with you. It's sort of like
last year twenty twenty four, Brave, my body count was No,
it's not about a body count. And I was in
Austin for the iHeart Festival and I met up with
a buddy that I hadn't seen in probably seven eight years, Carlos. No,
not Carlos, and we all met up after the concert

(01:37):
on Saturday night. We went to a bar. I'd been
working my ass off all day long in the heat.
I was tired. I just wanted a few drinks. I
wasn't there to get smashed.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Why do you think I told my story? I teed
this up for you perfectly. You did.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
And the buddy that I hadn't seen in like eight years,
he's like, oh, dude, I'll order you a vodka soda
and we'll do a well tequila shot. And I'm like, no,
I'm not I don't really want to do a shot.
He's like, what do you mean? We're all doing shots?
We're all doing tequila.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, I hope you don't mind. I don't do wells.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
And I said, no, man, I'm you know, I'm just
gonna have a few drinks. I'm not here to And
he's like, who even are you? This is in the lunchbox.
I know, I said, dude, I haven't seen you in
eight years. He goes, why are you not going to
take a tequila shot? We always do a tequila shot.
I'm like, yeah, when we were in our early or

(02:32):
late twenties and we had nothing to do and we
hadn't been working all day, Yeah, you want to have
a tequila shot, I'll have five of them. But tonight
I don't feel like having a tequila shot. He's like,
I almost still order you one. You're gonna do it.
I'm like, no, no, no, I'm really not gonna do it,
like I don't want to do it. Like maybe when
I was twenty five, you could have said you're not
gonna do it. Oh, I'm gonna order you on anyway,

(02:53):
and I would.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Do it outside of the thirsty Pickle. I would have
done it correct, thirsty Nickel, thirsty nick Wooden Nickel, thirsty Nickel. Okay,
And now I'm just gonna tell you no. And so
if you order it, you're wasting your money because I.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Don't want to do it. You're just not the same dude.
You've changed.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Man, this must be a pattern.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
And I was just like, yeah, bro, like, I mean,
I don't mind going hard sometimes, but tonight I'm just
here to have a few drinks from my boys, chat,
catch up on life. And that's it.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Justin calls it going hard in the paint. He'll say, Hey,
tonight I'm gonna go hard in the paint, or tonight
I'm just gonna have a couple. There you go.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm gonna stand outside and shoot some threes. I'm not
really trying to. I'm not really trying to bang down low.
I'm not trying to, you know, take it hard. I'm
just gonna have a nice, relaxed evening, throw up a
couple of threes. They go in great. If they don't,
guess what, I'm going home early. Not a big deal.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's NBA basketball.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
It's one percent. But yes, we all change. So don't
tell me, oh, you're not the same, no crap. But
these Austin kids, I'm saying, must not be changing. And
we're getting outside of that bubble and we're changing and
they can see it. You're right, You're right. I think
you're right because Chess Day, iHeartRadio weekend when we go.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
You changed again, he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Say you've changed, but he's just like, man, I look
forward to that weekend. I'm ready to go, and he's
ready to go hard on the paint starting on Friday
night all weekend. He's ready to go. Like the minute
I get off the plane and me, I'm like, ah, man,
I gotta pick which night because I gotta work all weekend.
People think it's just Oh, you just show up and
you do nothing. No, you gotta talk to people. It's exhausting.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I gotta go live on Hulu.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's got to be exhausting. It's exhausting the entire time.
But yes, we changed. We can't do it, can't go
hard on the paint every single night.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
After he said it a couple of times, Baser gets
on the text thread we were honest, all on the
same one. Probably not the best idea, hope. Baser goes, yeah,
he's changed, he's a different person now. And then that's
when I go, yeah, I was eighteen, borderline nineteen. Then
I'm almost forty. I'm talking about retirement. Like, what are
you talking about. You're talking about the single kid that

(05:01):
didn't know his left leg from his man. I was
a boy then I'm a man now. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
And I mean like leading into your weekend, I mean,
on Friday, I have to say, you are the weirdest
human I've ever met.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh, this was funny.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
You are the weirdest human.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Hey, great memory, because first memory of the weekend was
the almost of the bomb kidd, and it was an
amazing weekend. But this was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Because Ray came on this podcast and said that he
was having a fight with Bay about what to do
with the bags. Do I walk him to the hotel?
Do I leave him here? And then we come over
here in the middle of the night Friday and get
them and take them to the hotel, and so we
get done with work on Friday. It's like, hey, man,
you want me to just drop you at the hotel
with your bags? No? No, man, I'll just walk in.

(05:50):
It's only like two and a half three blocks. I'll
just walk I'm like, all right, man, I mean I'm
just going that way if you want me to drop
you off. No, no, I mean I got a like
a I got to change into shorts and everything. So
you don't want to wait that long?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
What?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well, why would you have to change into shorts If
I'm just gonna drive you the hotel, you can probably
change at your hotel. Oh man, No, I mean no,
I mean it's just it's too much of a hassle.
It's so much easier if I just lug these things
three and a half blocks in the one hundred percent
humidity and eighty five degrees outside. I mean, I'm sweating
like a horn church. But hey, no big deal. I
don't need you to do that, okay, man, all right,

(06:29):
suit yourself. And then he ten seconds later, well what
floor you parked on? I said, I'm on floor three?
He goes, you know what, I think I can change
into my shorts a lot quicker than I thought I could.
And if you don't mind, I could run up and
get the bags out of my car and I'll meet
you down at your car, and could you drive me
off at the hotel? And I said, yeah, man, no problem,

(06:55):
we can do that.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
No.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I don't want to be a bother man. I don't
want to be a bother You know what, it's only
two bags. It's one suitcase in a bag, so it's
not really in that many bags. It'll be easier if
I just carry it. And we have this back and
forth for like ten minutes, we could have been at
the hotel. And the amount of time and debating that
Ray did with himself about is it easier to lug

(07:18):
a bag and a suitcase three and a half blocks
or throw them in the back of the car and
me drop them off and be done in thirty seconds? Unbelievable.
Why are you so weird? You get a lot of regirts?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Man, my bad?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Why are you so freaking weird?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
But I'm happy I did the ride because actually the
next day I did a gatorade run. The next morning, dude,
I broke a sweat, so I can only imagine what
I would have done with luggage bags and a long
sleeved shirt. That two blocks in the city isn't what
it used to be. Holy crap, man, when you got
a sore back and plan her fascy eye is it
took me about thirty.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Minutes and your your walk would have been uphill.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
And I asked the lady at the gas station, I go, hey,
we work next door you guys used to always be
open twenty four hours. She goes, yeah, we got robbed.
They stole our ATM machine. Now we close from midnight
to five am because of crime. I was like, oh,
what time is It's like five o five. Oh I
missed the window.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Wow, I'm glad you weren't there at five o'clock. Man,
you'd have been you'd got raw and there would have
been no gatoray because they wouldn't have.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Been opened yet. I don't worry. There was a line
ten deep, me and nine other construction workers. Hey, guys,
anybody else hungover? Why is this line not moving?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah? And then I got a text right after I
dropped you off at the hotel, and it was from
Justin and he said, breaking news there will be fireworks
this weekend. Thanks Justin, I mean, I said thanks. What
did I tell him back? I said, thanks for letting

(08:46):
me know, because I don't know what that has to
do with me, but cool. And he says, now you're
in the know.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
He must have been a couple deep. He took a
sixty uber. No, yeah, that was the most expensive one
of the weekend. Oh, but not the highest charge of
the entire weekend.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Crash at the hotel he.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Did the first night, and then Ubert again in the morning.
He just Ubert the whole time. He never drove interesting.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
All right, well, we better start the show. But that
was That was the start of the weekend. I can't
wait to hear about how the weekend went. There's got
to be stories upon stories upon stories.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
There is. But I don't want to get to the
point where I am bragging because I just learned this
weekend that Billy's a billionaire. Good God. Bones may have
more money than him, but Billy spends more.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Good God, So you're telling me Billy knows how to
live like he lives life.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I'm telling you right now, there is an underbelly of
this city you and me have never been purviewed to,
and I found it out this weekend. No crap, Ray,
you met to take me on a ride because, let
me tell you, I went on an underbelly of this
city that you have never been a part of. This weekend,
the teenage men and Ninja hurt. So I mean we've
both we're living the life of luxury in different ways.

(10:03):
Go ahead, I mean, start the show, man. I gotta
hearing it, all right, Arnold will be in on Wednesday. Guys.
He's doing c as afst cleanup for extra money. Very nice.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
He's cleaning nervous. He's cleaning the throw up off Broadway.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Oh god, I can't imagine how much throw was on Broadway.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, he called me and left a voicemailing this. I'll
play it for you, hey, cleaning up some of this puky,
I'll miss tomorrow's shoe. Whoa, it smells bad? Oh is
that a red bull shot? What? There's a fireboat populator?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Man? It sounds like he's having a rough time.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
So he is out today. He will be back on Wednesday.
We're gonna do it live. We oh the one, two three?
So losers?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Genius, y'all. Sison from the North, Alpha Male, live on
the North side of Nashville with Baser, my wife, two
point two acres, two point two kids at vanderb Well.
Justin checks on him typically every weekend. Wasn't able to
this weekend, he was slaughtered and sauteed otherwise we're good man,
over to you.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
It's not about me today, today's about you living the
billionaire lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
It was, it was, it was the silver spoon.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I mean, it's pretty amazing that we were able to
get done in time on Friday, that your group was
still running late for brunch, so you didn't even miss.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Brunch, which would have been to keep up with this group,
you had to go start at the starting line. You
couldn't do a pace card delay with these guys.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
I was a little disappointed that not a single one
of them when I dropped you off at the hotel. Finally,
when you finally decided to get in the vehicle, then
not a single one of them met you at the curb.
Not one person was out there to say, ray, let's
get this weekend started right.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
And I had my best friend up there, another best friend,
I had my own wife, I had a girl now
that is becoming fast quickly becoming our best friend, and Angelina,
and not one person met me with a little welcome
party to the party.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah. That's why I was really like, man, this is
not off to a good start. I was really shocked
by that. There was no.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Gotta be real, thought there was gonna be a whole
welcome party, like I just got back from war.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yep, I did too. I thought you were gonna be
standing outside lobby cheering like yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
But nothing, Ray, you put in a good shift at work,
so let's hear it. So do we need to take
a break.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Do we need to take a break? No, we don't know, man. No,
So would you like to take a break? Is your
stories long?

Speaker 1 (12:26):
No? No, I don't tell stories like you. I'm just
giving you highlights. Okay, okay, and you ask your questions
that need you see fit. But it started with billion them.
Did I already say it on Friday's Pod? Dell missed
their flights and everything.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Didn't hear about that?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
So, I mean they were out all night. They said
screw it. They didn't get a text or something that
their gate changed, and they just totally missed a flight.
They were at the airport and they said, apparently you
can order bottles at the airport. They got a bottle
of nineteen forty two and missed a flight. Oh and
after that hit the strip club. They stayed up all
night until seven am and took a flight in the morning. Wow, work,

(13:05):
that is how I was welcome to him.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Coming to day night they were supposed to be here.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Hmm. I come in fresh off of a shift with
the big show and a small shift with a little show.
Did we do a shift? We did?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
We did do a shift, and that was when we
heard about the bags and they came in hot man,
they had already taken a hot lap all around America.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
And when Billie's hammered, he's very touchy because he we're
best friends. I mean he was in he was one
inch away from my face.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
He's a close talker when there's alcohol involved, and just
touch my best friend.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
I don't care what he does, but this is what
I had to deal with twelve hours of the Bone Show.
And then I walk into hey man, how you bet?
How you bet me? I mean him and Alex were
mauling me and we looked at there was like ten
other girls in the hotel room, and Bazer's like, we've
already We've already been here for ten minutes. These guys
are crazy. I look over at Angelina, She's like, who
are these people? We look over these ten New York

(14:02):
girls and they go, what is with your friends? And
I go, since the divorce. He's been going a little crazy.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
It's okay, understandable.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
More on that later. Advice from his therapist. We're not
touching on it right now. Advice from his therapist. So
at that point, Billy thinks that we're going to the pool.
He's got his he's got like camouflage swim trunks on
in a baseball jersey. Oh.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
He thinks you're going to Dustin lynchpool party at three o'clock.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Marriitaville, and I go, cut, Billy, what do you weary like?
Dude throws something else. Alex has cowboy boots and bathing
suit on and a button down shirt that was ripped
in half. I'm like, guys, it kind of could work
for cmafest. But throw something else on and the girls
are going to the pool. Billy was confused. He thought
we were going to the pool, and Baser goes, we've
been texting all week about going to brunch. And so

(14:49):
then the girls from New York Stand Up Class Act,
they said, go to brunch. Y'all are all friends from college.
Y'all go do your brunch. So we split up New
York girls, ten of them went up top. How did
we get these New York Girls, New York Girls. Randomly enough,
we're at cmafes last year, and we all met and
they came back the exact same week. Me and Bezier
were gonna always do cmafes. Billy hit us up two

(15:09):
weeks ago and said, I'm coming.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
So the New York Girls became friends with you guys
last year, and you guys planned it all together.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
The New York Girls became friends with Billy. They hit
Billy up and said, hey, we're coming to again this year,
are you? He hit up Baser and said, hey, I'm coming.
Then Baser randomly falls one of the girls on Instagram
and she goes, hey, are you doing cmafes. We're doing it,
We're doing it. We're staying at the W. We're all
stayed at the W.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Beautiful love, the planning, love, the spur of the moment.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
So organic. And so then we go to brunch and
I had maybe one small conversation with Billy until the
shots started. We did, and I memory was on point
because I had won trulees. We did no less than
four shots of nineteen forty two before eleven thirty, damn,
And every time the waiter would come over Alex. What's

(15:56):
his line? Not Ray, You've changed? His line was? What
time is it? I don't know, man, lunchtime? Shot time?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Oh god? He sounds like Martinez. Man, I mean that's
like him and coaches convention. Hey, man, you want a shot? No,
it's been ten seconds. You want a shot?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Martinez like, stop, I don't know how your wife puts
up with you.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
By the second, one girl bartender comes over. Guys, is
everything good? You guys have been in a great group.
You're spending a ton of Money's everything good? Yeah? I
got one question for you. You know what time it is?
She pauses, waits for it. We all go short time.
There's people just eating their morning brunch, trying to gear
up for CMA Fest, and we're yelling shot time.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Okay, I like this.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
And at this point, I mean, there's been three or
four bartenders all over coming over. Hey, you guys are great. Hey.
They knew we were a problem. Then they needed to
keep Billy controlled a little bit. But they also knew
we were spending money.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
They love that. They like money being spent.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Smash cut to check comes out. It's five hundred dollars bill.
He says, I'm paying for it, and I go, Billy,
I actually work a job.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Hold on, would you say five hundred dollars for brunt? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
And rich rich, And I said, beser works a job.
I work a job. We're proud to have jobs and
make money. Then we can afford the food that we eat.
I don't need you buying on this weekend. Pardon and
seventeen forty three, nineteen forty two, And he goes none
on paying for it, and then he gives her like
one hundred dollars tip on that. Yes, that was twenty percent. Yeah,

(17:23):
that was a good tip. But so six hundred dollars
for brunch, okay. And we probably need to take the
break because that's gonna be the break in the bars
that we go to. Yeah, we take a break, and
it stopped. The break stops at alex middle of the road.
There's a cop directing traffic. He goes up to the
cop after four shots of nineteen forty two, puts his
arm around the cop and wants a picture. Cop smiled,
I got that picture. We'll put it on the Instagram

(17:45):
and we'll be right back. Start the cry music. Guys,
Justin is not with us at this point.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
I mean that is balls er. That is like going
up to the CoP's.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
That's risk Ae, it's Angelina Bays, They're me Alex, Billy
got it, and New Yorkers are at the pool. New York's,
youre at the pool. And so then we go to barstool. Okay,
good spot. Billy apparently never been to barstool.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
And so is this his choice? Are you recommending you
go to barstool?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
We're trying to think of some good spots and it's
always a great go to, and so I go, let's
do barstool, Billy, Gee, let's go to barstool like we're
going to chuck e cheeses.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
It's eleven thirty in the morning, dude. Yeah, starting early,
there was basically nobody there, but we roll up and
instantly buckets a high noon, Buckets a high noon White Walkers,
buckets a high nuon red Bull Vodkauz. There was definitely
another round in nineteen forty two, and at that point
I hit up Kitty. Kitty goes, hey, what are you
guys doing? And I go, dude, get here because there's

(18:45):
alcohol that's just not even gonna get drink when Billy's
having fun, he'll buy let's just put a number on it,
seventy five drinks and we drink fifteen of them.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
That's smart, that's good math. I mean, that's really a
good use of your money to just have a bunch
of wasted alcohols. So Kitty the afternoon guy, or is
the evening guy? I don't even know what he is.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
He comes, Yeah, he met up with us and hey,
coached you. Are you sure I can have one of
these hig nuons? McKitty Billy has bought no less than
fifty five high noons. We're not drinking anywhere close to
all of them. Have as many as you want. So
we're taking pictures. The band was good. Billy's talking to
every wagers in the entire bar, literally the life of
the party. Love it like he's the biggest connector. He

(19:28):
met all of Nashville in forty eight hours.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
That's how he does it.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
And so we're doing the nooners, still doing pictures. There
was no games or anything good on. But at that part,
I feel like the groups were starting to split. So
then well, no, they wanted to go. They're gonna go
chill with all the New York girls, and we kind
of wanted to get away from the crowd who was
going to show.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
In New York girls Alex and Billy.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Billy got it. But McKitty goes, hey, Gabby Barrett's going
on at four. If you guys haven't enjoyed the story,
get ready gets a little bit more interesting. McKitty goes, hey,
at four, we're getting Gabby Barrett and I go cool,
let's just go to Gabby bart I'm not thinking McKitty
has connections, right, yeah, dude. So we go to the
Costalla Rosa and there's a line wrapped around Costela Rosa,
the entire side. You can't even move, I mean it's gridlocked.

(20:10):
We go around, we're cutting through people, security guards. No,
you can't do this. McKitty. Oh, they're with the radio station.
I know him. Some people saying stop. We just kept going.
Velvet rope move, velvet rope moved. We cut an entire
line and go up these stairs to the private area.
Every zeca iHeart is up in this private VIP area
and we're going up there. After seven shots in nineteen

(20:30):
forty two.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
In the Costa l Rosa, it's you, baser Angelina, Justin
meets up at this time. Justin shows up Alex Billy
corralled them. They wanted to go bounce around, but we said, hey,
let's at least see one country show. So they were
gonna go pool, but once they heard about Gabby Barrett,
they joined you.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yes. And so what's the one thing I told Billy?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Don't talk to the execs.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I go, dude, I get you're a businessman making business
deals and you got that money. But dude, here's the deal.
Keep it cool with the business guys. They're literally the
presidents of our company. And he goes, no problem, not
a problem at all. So I'm talking to Gator, I'm
talking to Rod, there's label people. I'm trying to keep
it together. Baser's doing a great job. Massage conversation, Angelina

(21:11):
just killing it. Everybody's like, who are these girls? Well
that's my wife. That's Angelina just having a blast, having
a blast. Everybody's lost sight of Billy. Last thing I
told him, mind your p's and q's is the executives
about the brass and nuts of iHeart. Oh boy, we
look over at the bar. He has bought one hundred
shots of vodka for the entire room that had about

(21:33):
twenty people in it. Dude, you couldn't even see the
bar there were that many shots of vodka on it,
And so it starts circulating. People are like, what shot
is it? What is that tequila? Billy got one hundred
shots of Well vodka. Oh my Ris, let me tell you,
the richest man became the poorest man and cut to

(21:54):
porest shot you could ever have got.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
I will never forget. I was an Element down in
San Antonio nightclub and my buddy Joel ordered Well Vodka
shots and he saw me walking up the stairs.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Like, oh, dude, here's a shot.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Here's a shot. It was Well vodka and I took
it as I was walking up the stairs to the
second floor of Element. No, it wasn't Element. Oh my god,
that's an Austin. No, No, no, no, Level. Level was
the dang club. And I took it and I immediately

(22:30):
regurgitated that thing in Level.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
It's the worst shot you can have. And I had
to put my hand over my mouth because it was
warm and it was straight just vodka. Well do you
think they have do you think they can chill one
hundred vodkas?

Speaker 2 (22:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Jay, it was warm as pissed.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
So when you say well and that was the last
time I ever believe I took a straight vodka shot
because I was like, that was so got awful that
I had a little bit of throw up on my hand.
I swallowed it back down, but I was like, I
will never do that again. Even in how inebriated I
was at level and I was like, oh, so you

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saying he ordered one hundred shots of vodka took me
back to San Antonio circa twenty twenty two.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
And so two two thousand and two people smash cut
back to cmafest this weekend after we just took a
trip twenty years ago to level guys, Billy is now
realizing that we can't do that. Nobody wants this shot.
So what does Billy do? He's a pleaser. He then
gets one hundred orange juice things that we can shoot
it with with an orange so that we won't taste

(23:37):
the vodka. This bar is the dude, the bartender for
twenty minutes was making these shots. It is stacked with
so many shots. I'm telling exacts, guys, you gotta comebat
label people. Ah, I'm not trying to drink it's well
it was actually four at that point. I'm trying to
take it slow, you know, asking gator, I don't drink it.
I mean, of the one hundred, it was about eight

(23:58):
of us. Took this warm to keep the vodka shot
and put it down and we left littered on the
counter eighty shots that went on drink. Don't even know
the price tag on this.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
So so how do they did? They did the bar
s energers wipe them wire. They just sat there, don't know.
This was the story of the weekend. Guys here out there,
truck drivers, you don't want to know what this is.
It's wastefulness, it's opulence, and it was disgusting. But you
know what, I enjoyed it for forty eight hours. So
we just left all these bars. There was a menu
of drinks you could get for free, and we went.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
And bought the shots when we could get anything we
wanted for free. Man, but at this moment is when
we split up.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
This when we go our separate ways. You say, Billy,
you need a break.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Bill, Well, he was on another level and wanted to
meet up with the New York girls because they were
doing pool. Yeah, we had the pool at the w
and he needed that, and we went Odie's Midtown they
went pool. The group split up for the night. Justin
we ended up back at our place. They were playing cards,
Baser and him until one thirty in the morning. I
went in and out of arrest, woke up Justin. He
was sleeping on a love seat that was maybe three

(25:06):
feet three feet of his legs were hanging off on
the ground. That's not comfortable. And that's how we went
to bed Friday night.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
That okay, because I got a text from Justin on
Friday at three point thirty eight pm. It's like trying
to track down six homeless people. No no context, no anything.

(25:32):
It's like trying to track down six homeless people. That
was all he said.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
He was probably having trouble finding guys.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
And I was like, I don't know what you mean.
I don't know what you're talking about. I have no idea,
I have no frame of reference for what is going
on in your life right now. And so I just
ignored it and I didn't respond. And that was the
last text I received from Justin this weekend.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
And I did know that they were alive though that
night Friday night, because there was at Jelly Rolls. They
dropped another twenty shots. In nineteen forty two, and they
came out with the sign and Alex thought he'd give
a shout out to the show, but they didn't have
enough SS's, so it said Bobby Bone Show.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Okay, good at done, Sore Losers podcast. But that's okay,
a little Lesses's.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
But that was it even there.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
That's really funny. That's good.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
We gotta take a break.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
We got to go to SAP can Can I tell
you what I did Friday?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Go, Because I told the kids on Thursday, Hey, we're
gonna go to the pool all day Friday, guys all day.
And then I looked at the radar and there were thunderstorms.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Rolling in, in and out, and I was.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Like, guys, we're not gonna go to the pool. You
probably we got got to the pool. You probably we
got got to the pool. So your boy had to pivot.
He had to think of something fast. I was like, boys,
put your shoes on w.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Pool party billions, some New York chicks.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
We are heading to.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
The w wish. That was the that would be awesome.
Did we show up me and my three kids at
your damn w hotel? Yeah? Lunch has changed apparently he
has three kids now guys.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Since awesome then, and I said, boys, put your shoes on,
we're going to the trampoline park. And so me and
the three boys we headed out in the suburbs and
we went to the trampoline park for two and a
half hours and let them jump and jump and jump
and have a grand old time.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
That's a good pivot.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Good pivot. And then the and the wife stayed home.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Pivot.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
And as we're leaving, I was like, boys, you want
to go eat dinner? Yeah, yeah, Dad, let's.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Go eat dinner.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Dad. And the boys went to dinner by themselves, us
four guys night, and we had no shots, We had
no VIP bottle service.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
We had Orange es ray, but it was for the
little one.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Uh no. And we had to wait twenty minutes for
a table. So we had none of the service that
you did. We didn't get to cut the line. We
did to do any of that.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Make sure you drink all your waters. I paid for those, man.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
It was an amazing, amazing Friday night. I mean I
didn't do anything that you did. And I knew they
were alive in the morning when I woke up and
they were still alive. We'll take a break we'll be
right back you ready Saturday.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Two quick things to address. This is where we get
to the underbelly of this city that I never knew existed.
And let me say this. So the reason Billy I've
just learned through the night why he goes hard? Now?
This hard? Why his therapist?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Oh, this is the advice from the therapist that we
teased earlier.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
The therapist gave him the advice that after his divorce
he should go as hard as he possibly can for
a year. And I said to Beazer and Angelina and Justin,
I said, seriously, who is the agency that you contact
to complain? The Better Business Bureau? Because that therapist needs

(28:49):
to get their license revoked. That is the worst advice
I've ever heard of from a licensed and tray, I
mean professional in the therapy realm. Why And then we
started to break it down. We're like, well, Billy cmafest
was last year and you were divorced. Then it's been
a year. When did this year start?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Why did the therapist say this? Did Billy expand on it?
Is it more to just like cleanse your soul to
live and just like be free? What is the reasoning
behind it?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
That's it? So that he would be able to just
get over what had happened. And so and because of that,
now we order eighty shots at every bar and leave
seventy of them. Thanks therapist. We're the recipients of this
amazing therapy advice. It's not better help. Better help would
have given him better advice than that.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
I think it's an interesting concept because then Billy goes
to the therapist like, hey, I need another session. Like hey man,
your credit card was declined. And Billy's like, yeah, well
you told me to go as hard as I could
for a year. Sorry, I can't talk to you man,
I don't have you don't have any more money you,
we can no longer service you.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
I want the number of the board on that one
Saturday morning was boring. I sent went and got the gatorades,
and Baser informs me that we double locked our house
and we had house sitters throughout the weekend, so they
couldn't get into our house. So we had so we
drove all the way home and let Piper out. Petter
gave her food, and then since we're already driving, we

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went and picked up Justin we're already driving, went and
picked up Angelina We were driving on Saturday morning from
six am until nine thirty am. Dude, we covered half
a Tennessee. We gave everybody rides. Oh my god, I'm
glad we did. Though Agelina lives in a beautiful spot
in Germantown. Justin got to see the old place.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
The fact, the fact that you spent three and a
half hours of your city weekend driving around, picking people
up and letting cats out is.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I loved it, dude, Compared to my nine to five,
I loved it. We were just driving half at our
back to the.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Fact that you were up at six am, five am
on a Saturday after going balls to the wall for
a few hours with Gabby Barrett and playing cards and
the barstool and brunch. That you're up that early and
you have time to go drive to the countryside hilarious.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
And the gates didn't work at the old apartment complex,
so Justin had to walk a quarter of a mile.
He brought two beers with him, one for me, one
for him. He drank them both before he even got
to the car. It was that long of a walk.
He was sweating his ass off because we couldn't get
past them. Dude, so there's nothing we could have done.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Hey, welcome to Saturday, man.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
We tried the code. I love it. But so then
then we're doing brunch for meeting up with everybody.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
So you didn't see Billy again the Friday night. Did
he spend the night in the same room as you guys.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Are We're on a floor away, but we were in
different rooms? Okay, yeah, but we did brunch. Then then
we did Hampton's social and it was ninety nine percent women.
There was not one guy up there but me and Justin.
It was chill lobster. There was no billion Alex. I
guess weren't eating or they ate at the hotel one
of the two. Oh before we got in the car
to go to see the cat, we run into one

(32:07):
of the New York girls and she said, yeah, Alex
had been out all night, didn't even go to bed,
and she was going to meet him down to the
lobby to give him the key card at six am.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Okay, so where is this Alex dude? This is insane,
I mean, this is unbelievable. It's Alex dude is out
of control. So it's not the same Alex I remember exactly.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
And so she goes, this is when the New York
girl just she had the best quote. She goes, where
do y'all know him from? And like, how does this
friendship start? And we go college best man in my wedding?
And he wasn't always as crazy. Fanka's therapist like, good god,
Like what are we doing? She's like, is he always

(32:46):
this aggressive when he talks to you and looks like
he's full send? No, he's not. Back in the day,
we went to Hawaii together. It's celebrating Basers one year
cancer free, and we would have a drink together and
watch the ocean. It was crazy. There was times like that,
no idea, what this whirlwind is that you that we're
all involved in right now? All right? She had the
best line there. She got just like seriously, just how

(33:07):
does a friendship like that develop? Because this dude's crazy?
Good guy thought, we got more stuff going on? What
are we doing? What are we doing? Keep going? Okay?
So Billy us I was trying to think of. There
was music. We just went to Hampton and then we
went Midday and then we went barstool because that's when
Billy was recovering and Alex was recovering.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Yeah, Alex needed.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
So we're at barstool and we had two couches and
the waitress goes, you guys are so cool. You guys
can sit in all these couch all you want. She
was coming over. It was just me, justin Baser and
Angelina and had no idea we had this kind of aura.
She goes, you guys are so cool. She was bringing
the shots for free.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Or she was bringing you the leftover shots from yesterday
when Billy had ordered them and just decided not to
drink them. They had put them in the fridge in
the back. It's sort of like when our buddy Steve,
we were in Las Vegas and he was playing craps
and a couple thousand dollars in the little thing, and
he went into the bathroom and was so drunk that
he was like, oh, I guess I lost all my

(34:07):
money and went to bed. And he woke up, you
know a few hours later, and went back to the
craps table, and they said Steve, welcome back, and they
pulled all his money out and put it back out
there for him. That's exactly what you guys experience. I mean,
still one of the most unbelievable stories ever, is that
he was in the middle of rolling and he decided, no, man,

(34:27):
I gotta go piss, and he goes and he's so drunk,
and he'd stayed up all night. It was six thirty
in the morning, and he thought, oh, I lost all
my money in that thirty seconds that he took a pee.
He lost memory of having money at the table and
went to bed. That is, and the fact that they
still had his money the next day is mind blowing.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
And I think I was there that weekend. Yes, yeah,
just crazy because he was drinking those fishnet beers at
six am or something. Yes, But okay, So any who,
back to Nashville got circa twenty twenty five CMA Fest
Country Music Association Festival, and we were at barstool. We
rocked it. But then we tell the girl, Hey, just
so you know what we paid it. I mean, those

(35:11):
buckets were one hundred bucks apiece. I don't even want
to text Baser how much we spent. But so we
did that. But I kept telling the Wagers, Hey, there's
gonna be a guy that comes through that is like
Elon Musk, who's like a super wealthy guy that just
takes the entire Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, there's gonna be a
Tom Brady. There's gonna be a Tom Cruise that comes

(35:31):
through here, and I'm Tonia. You're gonna get the biggest
tip you've ever got in your life. You're gonna get
the most shots. You're gonna have to pour it in
your entire life. Just so you know. There's a hurricane
of coming. I wasn't talking about the storms. There were
storms in and out of Nashville all weekend. Now a
lot of them never hit, No, they a lot of
them went around, went down.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
It was pretty much a nice weekend. After being categorized
as a terrible weekend, terrible weather, I actually turned out
pretty nice.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
So Billy wrote, this is sick, guys, This is the
underbelly of the city. I didn't know exist. Billy hired
a personal on site assistant. So this guy rolls up
with him, hadn't seen him all weekend, but today he's
gonna take care of Billy ever, so that Billy doesn't
have to worry about getting the bottles, paying for the stuff,

(36:16):
getting the signs, the wording on the signs. This guy
takes care of all of it. What So this guy Wills.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Where where do you find this guy?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
It's the underbelly. Poor people don't know about rich people do.
So he just shows up and Billy goes, hey, this
is my best friend. Take care of him. I'm like, Billy,
who is this man? I've never met this guy before.
Who is this Billy goes, best friend right here? Anything
he wants let him know. And the guys, hey, man,
what do you need anything? And I was like, uh,
phone charger, I've been on like two percent of all day.

(36:44):
Give it to me, man, I know. The bartender goes back,
takes my phone, charges it. Two seconds later. All right,
we're gonna get this roped off. Let's get some stanches.
You guys don't need to be associated with any of
those people. We don't want any of these people coming
near you. Get it back, Get it back. He knew
all the bouncers, he knew all the bartenders. They dance
and off the entire corner. At rush hour at Barstool,
you could not get onto the second floor of Barstool

(37:05):
because we had the whole thing rented out.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
And Billy just trusted this dude with all his credit
cards and everything.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
He took care of it all hey, hey, first and
any bar we went to, it was multiple ones. First
thing he'd say, I'm gonna get this stang in yep. Yeah,
can we get that stanching all the way across. Yeah, yeah,
we gotta get that done. Okay, Yeah, y'all are good.
Y'all are good? Do you all know these girls? Okay? Yeah,
y'all ladies, ladies up. Sorry, this is all closed off.
And so then he's just a bouncer, security handling all that.

(37:34):
So then we leave barstool, we did shots and where
was it? We were gonna meet up at we Gars.
We're gonna go to Gars. Got it? Okay? And so
but we need a car because he's got a personal assistant.
Personal assistant said, you're not walking, billy, You're gonna get
a car, dude.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
It's like a block and a half.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
It's a block and a half, and it's in rush
hour at CMA Fest. The other group, Beazer, they're in
a good mood. It was like, so Baser and Lean
and justin walk Okay. So there we're gone, and Baser goes, yeah,
you just go with them, go with them. That's funny.
Black Car rolls up. I I got the car for
you see. Uber's an easy app. This guy got up

(38:10):
had some underbelly car service that he called up. The
guy comes up in a pimped out escalade. Alright, y'all
are good, y'all getting here, and he's like slapping the doors.
All right, you're good, you're good, billy. Get in the
front seat, you're good. Hey, Alex here over there, Hey,
you're right here here as this is happening, dude, I
couldn't have written a better script. A listener on the
Bobby Bone Show sees me, and she tries to come

(38:32):
up to get a picture. Hey, get back, get back,
get back. Oh no, no, no, it's okay. It's like, I'm
just gonna take a picture real quick. Okay, you're good,
take a picture. We're in the middle of traffic, in
the middle of the street right now. This girl takes
a picture. I gotta find the picture. She's been asking
for me on an instagra. We take the picture with
somebody's phone. It might have been that private security guy.
I you're good, okay, yep, that's it. Guy, that's it.
Get in the car, Get in the car. Slaps the door.

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That's when the guy knows the drive and then We're
sitting in gridlock traffic for like thirty minutes. It's minty
quicker to walk. Hey, I'll see you guys at go.
So I'm gonna go out there and get it all
set up. Every you guys are all good. And he's gone.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
You didn't get in the car.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
No assistant's going to do assistant work. And so he
hits the street. Hey, we could go to gars. What's
the first thing that happens at cars?

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Stanchions?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Hey, we gotta get stanchions up here, man, you gotta
get these stanchions up. He closed off the entire top
floor guards and then, oh my gosh, we gotta take
another break. Yaky, we're stanching off that section. Hey, we
gotta stanching this off. Betch I just got here, like

(39:34):
I'm just sitting here.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Hey, I think it's good time to take a break, guys,
because I got more stories. We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
This is the grand finale, this is the underbelly, and
I should just make up a guy. There was a
Titans player up. There had to have been a defensive guy.
Wasn't any of the starters or any or the face guys,
big guy, huge guy, and so there. He was up there.
The owner of a roll like store was up there.
The owner of Jenness's Diamonds was up there. His son,
the guy I bought Baser's wedding ring, yeah from his son,

(40:04):
was there. Legit, it's his underbelly. Billy's then getting introduced
by this personal assistant. Personal assistant just introduced Billy to
the biggest connectors in the entire city in a span
of like thirty minutes. At a stanching off areat Garspar
stanching off basers, coworkers are coming up to meet us. Hey,
you guys, get back, you guys, get back. They just
came from like a classy dinner and they're in like

(40:25):
three piece suits. They're all dressed up. They went to
like bourbon and steak. Hey, you guys get back. No, no, no,
we know those. We know that. There's Basil. There's yeah, yeah,
she that's her boss. Actually, oh yeah, y'all are good.
Then y'all are good, And they're like what the Baser's
cords are? Like who are you guys? And why do
you have his stanton off? And why is there a
security guard? But Billy's just due. There's connecting at Boom

(40:46):
shaking hands, meeting people. Uh, one lady was like the
she looked like Von Dutch. She looked like you know,
Jesse James. Yeah, she looked like a chick, one of
those chicks just tattooed up, which she was like some
huge famous person. I was busy with a lot of
other stuff, so I don't I couldn't figure out who
she was or the Titans player got it. But and
then it's just a bunch of YouTubers. All these kids

(41:07):
are in their twenties, crypto guys. You two all meet
up there. How did they all know to come up
there and meet It's the underbelly, that's what we don't
know about. Hey, we're gonna get this stanch it off. Yeah,
y'all are good. We're going to get this stanchion off.
And he would find a bouncer stanching it off. Nobody
could even come anywhere near us. They're bringing over shot table,
it says. I think the one thing said be money,

(41:30):
the other one said kings in Nashville. I mean, we
had so many shots coming. They weren't even getting any
creative with the signs anymore. It was just like at
one point was just saying like shots location Nashville. I'm like, guys,
that's not even that catchy of a little thing to
put on a sign.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Da, we don't need a sign for Nashville, Like you
don't have to put Nashville on. They're like, just don't
even bring a sign next time.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Everywhere you looked, one of those trays could probably hold
thirty shots nineteen forty two, just sitting all over the table,
nobody drinking it. Nineteen forty two. Girl, they bro they're
double stacking it and they didn't know where to put it.
I was just trying to find a water. Oh, it's
my guy. I go because Billy said, ask him whatever
I wanted. He got the phone charged. I was like,
hey man, you got any gum? Dude? Yeah, dog, I

(42:11):
got you. Boom comes back with him. Tried it minute later.
Hey man, so my wife she doesn't want to drink
the nineteen forty two is there any way and get
a mixed drink? Yeah, I got you. Two minutes later,
comes back like the most perfect mixed drink I've ever seen.
Didn't even have to wait in line, Like he literally
must have jumped behind the bar and made it. Hey dog,
your wife here, you go, here's a drink, all right, Yeah,
y'all are good. Y'all, y'all stay back here a little bit.

(42:32):
These people are getting a little touchy. I'm gonna keep
I'm gona see if I can move this stand it
back fire dude. This guy loved his stanchions. Hey, hey,
I'm gonna see if I get to move this stanchent
back another five feet. Bro, we're good. If a guy
bumps into me a little bit, like, I don't need
people twenty feet back.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Dude, he didn't want.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
People touching us still.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
I mean, did y'all get his name?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
No, it's the underbelly. I'm not just gonna get the
dang guy's name. So then we go. Oh, we went
to bed at eight, So after Gars we went home
and went to bed.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
So this whole weekend you saw one concert, yes, okay,
in bed by eight. Hell o, stat up later than
you did CMA Fest and you saw one musical act.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
It's very interesting my mic on. Yeah, it'd been terrible
if it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
I got a question, did New York girls come to
any of this?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
New York Girls? So a couple of the non mentionables.
So after did they just kind of they know we
went and they met Mexican. So right after Gars, we
went to Nate at Bakersfield for two hours and had
Mexican martinis and Laura made like the best friends of
the New York Girls. The New York Girls have been
here all week though they came on like Tuesday, so
they've been and the w has a pool. You almost

(43:49):
don't even want to leave that thing. They said service
lickety split. They're bringing you drinks. They would did that
if they did shows. Maybe they did some on Thursday.
Because once Billy came to town and need Luke holmbs.
Billy was the hurricane. He didn't need Miley Cyrus. Billy
was the wrecking ball, but the stanchion boy. Then he

(44:10):
went out with Billy and them not last is this last? No?
Because Sunday, Yeah, Sunday, Sunday night, and then Saturday night
they did limos. At one point I got a picture
of I mean, some of these are not even safe
for work. We're in a group thread with my wife
and they're sending pictures of a strip club and I'm like, okay,

(44:32):
all right, here's Billy. He says did justin. He says
he was performing at ODI's last night. They let him
sing on stage. Here's a picture. Where is this card? Justin?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
What did Justin go to bed at eight o'clock on Saturday?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Did he go out with Billy and they got a Lamborghini?
That guy hooked up a lambo? Oh no, Justin was
cashed out. He and Angelina and me and Bezer we
all split our win our own subways. Justin said bye
to us like eight. He was in bed by nine,
so were we got it? But they did? They did limos.

(45:05):
I mean, all right, I don't even know what this is.
Here's just the taste of it. I think this is clean.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Who's the king of the city, big money.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Let's go, come on, let's go. We're going to Sands Club,
but we got costco memberships. Dude, they're rolling with the
rolex owner. They're in limos. That Stanchon boy hooked all
this up. They don't. That girl did the shot time

(45:39):
because she got because he was saying it all weekend.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Thank you for making sure that shot time was in
the video, because that was great.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
She's in her little hands in her chinger. Guys shot time.
But yeah, we chilled with them at the hotel a
little bit. They were mainly just lounging, so the boys
would go meet him up there.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
It's a question, does Billy any of these New York
girls and Billy that they got anything now?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
I don't know. I just think they're they're all just
because Billy and Alex stay in the same room.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Huh so very interesting.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I think it's just.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
People that love to party together. Like it was a
good looking at the group. The girls looked fun, they
looked great.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
I mean, oh, don't Baezer's meeting up with I mean
they're all best friends. Now. The girl goes, I'd see
your cat on Instagram. I love you. Guys, we didn't
even know her, were like, what were you what? But
she loved Baser. What is you guys? Story? So many
times she's like, so, how do.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
You know, Billy man? You had a hell of weekend.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Man, Bro, they're not done yet. They're here till seven
o'clock tonight.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Oh my god, you need to send text me like
what are you currently doing?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
I said, so hotel, you're gonna get booted out at noon,
and I go, where are you guys going to get
booted out? Billy? That's a good question, probably pool or
something after we get kicked out at one. Any ideas,
I'm done with drinking, Billy, probably take the month off off.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
That's it, okay, man, because let me tell you what
I did Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Man.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
We went to the pool. We got there about four
forty five. It was like we had a private pool
the community. Yeah, dude, it was like no one was
there on a Saturday. And I do not understand why.
The rain had come through a little bit. Saturday afternoon
there was a little bit of rain and we had
the pool. There was very few people there. It was fantastic.

(47:26):
We ordered some food to the pool.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
They do, Oh dude, you.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Order Uber eats whatever, bring it to the pool. We
ate right there, kids ate go swim some more. And
the pool stayed open until eight. But about seven we
were like, we gotta go. We're tired, we're done.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
We left.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
We went home and we were there was another family
that lives down the street from us. They were there
and they're like, hey, pools open at ten o'clock. To boy,
you guys want to be there at ten o'clock. I
was like, we will be there at ten o'clock. Let's go.
And I wake up on Sunday morning, They're like, hey,
that four year old birthday party we all have to
go to. That's it at noon, so let's go to
the pool after that. And I'm like, yeah, so what

(48:02):
are we gonna do for two hours? Dude? I got
two hours to kill. And I told the boys, put
your shoes on, We're going to the trampoline park again again,
because when I went the first time, I paid for
them three to jump, and you get a month long
membership for the same price as you get for one
time visiting the place. So we bought a month long membership.

(48:23):
You went to the trampoline park twice. We went to
barstool twice exactly. And I went to the pool three times.
I didn't go to the pool once. I went to
the pool twice Saturday and Sunday, and so dude, so
I went. We went to the trampoline park, and when
you go it, when it opens, there's no one there.
My kids had a private trampoline park. So you were

(48:45):
having like VIP stanchions. We had VIP trampoline park, dude.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
We got to get these stanchions up.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
You didn't have to worry about anything. There wasn't enough
kids to lose your kids. It was so easy. Then
we go home and we go to the four year
old birthday party that's at the name house and they
have some water blow ups in the backyard and they're
just running around doing all that crap for a couple
hours and talking to another family, I'm like, hey, you're
thinking four thirty five again for the pool, Like, yeah,

(49:11):
four thirty five. I was like, my kids have got
a nap. We went trampoline park before this, took them home,
and you think they're gonna fight us on nap and
I say, hey, guys, you gotta lay down. They were
out asleep. Before I could even finish my sentence, they
were asleep. And then I laid down on the couch.
Next thing I knew, it was the sixth inning, and
I was like, whoa, the game was just starting when
I was laying down here.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
All right, cool of what team?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
I'll tell you that in a minute. And then I
was like all right, And the two older boys got up.
The baby box three was still sleeping, so me and
other boys we got on our bikes. We rode it
to the pool.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Man, oh you left the other one with your wife.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Yeah. We were like we gotta go, and we rode
to the pool, met the other family there. It was
jam packed. Pool was crowded. Six o'clock rolls around. It
was empty, seven o'clock rolls around. It's my family, our
neighbor's family, and the guy I coached baseball with, like
we coached the padres. Again, there was only three families

(50:10):
at the entire pool. We had the entire pool for
our kids. It was amazing.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Private pool, freeer community, community, free, free. You don't have
to pay anything.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
No shoes, and they were just gone. Everybody was gone.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Is you're a membership?

Speaker 2 (50:29):
No? Everybody left country club No, no.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
No ray A couple of bums out front.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
They got like teenagers being the lifeguards. I mean, it's great.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Did anybody like get in y'all's way?

Speaker 2 (50:43):
There was no one there to get in our way.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Y'all got to get these stensions up.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
There was no stages needed, dude. Literally, we were the
only three families at the pool. That was it. You
were the only ones.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
The T shirt, dude, gotta get these thand and that
was my weekend. What's the foreshadowing? Where's the baseball game? Now?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
No one cares about baseball? Man College Baseball is so dumb.
No one cares about it. It's the stupidest sport in the world.
Like no one watches that crap. Don't even care about it.
Like I mean, I'm not even going to Omaha.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
USA.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Utsa got beat. They got beat. And let me tell you,
I watched the game on Saturday and there was two
nothing or it was we were only down two and
they're they're pitching. It was just dirty. We jumped out
to a two nothing lead on them, and then we
just couldn't score. We couldn't hit. They were breaking off
some splitters like it looked like it's in the is
it was going to be a striking it would just

(51:37):
fall out of the zone. We were swinging at everything.
We just can never get hits. And then the game
on Sunday, we had runners on every inning and we
couldn't get the hit. We never scored a run. It
was only two nothing. Like in the seventh I want
to say seventh or eighth, and they had a guy
on second and this dude hit a piss rod back

(51:59):
and drilled our picture right in the elbow and it
hits off his elbow and bounces, it goes into the
foul ground right there by first First Bason runs over
and picks it up, and he should have just held it.
He tries to fling it to the pitcher, who I
don't know how after he got drilled with the ball
that hard it was one hundred and six exit velocity
hit off. His arm still went to cover first but

(52:20):
he couldn't catch it. And then he tried to pick
the ball up and his arm wasn't work and the
guy scores. Then that's kind of when the floodgates opened
and we lost seven to nothing. But it was an
amazing season. But I mean college baseball, who cares? It's stupid.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
The balls got touched in appropriately.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
All they got absolutely sodomized.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
The balls game had it on at barstool on Saturday
and they lost. They saw a guy with the ball shirt.
I go up to him. I'm all in hype mode.
I'm like, dude, tough loss we got tomorrow. What do
you mean when you're talking about baseball? Team play today? Oh?
I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
All right, man, there's some sec bro the North Carolina.
I watched him play Arizona. I think it was on Thursday,
and they won like eighteen to two, eighteen to five,
and I was like, that is a team that can
win the national title. Then they scored three runs the
rest of the weekend and are going home Arizona the
College World Series. I was like, oh my god, I
thought they were amazing because they scored so many runs
in one game. They sucked it, but yeah, college baseball, stupid, man,

(53:16):
that was my weekend. Your weekends sound a lot more fun.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Yeah right. I just told the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
It was amazing.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
It was started to be me and Beazer. She wanted
to do CMA Fest and then Billy tailed, and Billy
tailed in a big way.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Then Angelina, then Justin, then Alex.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
I just don't drink like that anymore. With the shots
and the safe changed. Man, dude, I like buying my drink,
enjoying my drink, knowing that I bought that drink, disposing
it in the trash can, fully empty, and knowing I
was able to afford a drink, drink that drink, finish
the whole thing, and then head to my next spot
in life. I don't leave crap, dude. It killed me

(53:57):
walking away five cans. Ever drank two red Bull Vodkas,
never touched two trays of nineteen forty two. I would
I don't even the bill. The personal assistant had to
have been two K. The hotel had to have been
two K. He had. The limos had to have been
a thousand, The shots had to be he had. It
had to have been a twenty thousand dollars weekend. It

(54:19):
had to have been. I was talking to Kevin. I
was like, how much do you think that is? And
we agreed it had to have been a ten thousand
dollars weekend. Justin did say Billy was just carrying around
one hundreds, and he goes, hey, man, that money clip
keeps getting smaller and smaller and smaller. He's like, by
the time, if it just becomes like pencil thin, it's
time for us to split Bill. The old miller, the

(54:40):
the Billy money clip was going down all weekend. It
wasn't getting replenished. Hey man, keep an eye on it.
If it gets paper thin, it's time for us to
get the hell out of here. He's a good kid, though,
he's a good kid. That's good, But I need to
talk to that therapist. Man.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Yeah, we need to get a session. We need to
get him on the air. We need to get talk
to him, and I mean, I got a and after
watching college baseball so much the last two weekends, I
don't know if there's a bigger group of douchebags than
college baseball players.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I thought you're gonna say the fans.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
No, college baseball players are huge douchebags, dude.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
The fans were wearing corn on their head. They had
like palm trees, like they put together a little plastic
floaty arrangements in the outfield. Dude, the fans are a
weird breed. It is.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
I mean, those guys, those college baseball players, my god,
they are. They are the frats of sports. They are
the frat daddies of sports.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
We weren't allowed to talk back when I played. Now
they do.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Oh they strike out one batter and they are yelling
at them and they are It's like, guys, you guys
are a bunch of idiots. And they had the pitch
clock very confusing. They don't there There was a few
times the college baseball games do take a long damn time,
but the umpire would get out from behind home plate
and then point at the picture with his like eyes

(56:03):
and like, I don't know what you're doing. Can you
explain to me why you're pointing your eyes?

Speaker 1 (56:07):
The announcers should have filled us in.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Yeah it was rough, but yeah, college baseball players a
bunch of douchebags, most of them. And who cares about
college baseball? What a weekend? What? What a freaking weekend?
You had a good weekend. I had a good weekend.
You've changed, I've changed. This show's changed. We used to
have three and now we are two.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Eh, you've changed since Austin, Texas.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Man, yeah, man, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Hey, I'm gonna get these stanchions out. I get it, Man,
I get it. You've reached under my armpit to put
this stancheon out like five times. I'm okay. If a
girl's ass rubs up against me, Man, I don't need it.
I'm gonna get these stands back another twenty feet. Man,
get these people back. Bro, If you get them back anymore,
they're gonna be on Broadway. You're about to launch him
out of the bar. We don't need a whole floor.

(56:50):
All I need is a chair. These girls have been
standing for an hour because you stanchioned them.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Hey, I did like that video? Hey, who runs Nashville?
Who runs Bunny? Be money Bee, you call them money.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Be Oh my gosh, man.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Oh I'm tired.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Hey, we got to get these standds up for this podcast.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
How you think he can come to coach convention, Dude.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
He would be epic. The first step you take it
into an establishment. He looks at the bouncer, Hey, we
got to get these standards up, and they're up.