R.I.P Eddie

Eddie is officially gone. Burying someone you care about is tough but it has to be done.  Eddie did some great things and some annoying things and now it's time to say goodbye. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I picked all live guys. No Eddie picked live guys.
Have all ever heard of Jonathan made to whom? No?
No Eddie picked live guys. And I told you I'm
not picking live guys for my golf pool because I
have not seen them play in two years. I don't
know how good they are. Have you heard of Luke
Jenner Month, Well, here's the near of that guy. Well,

(00:24):
Ray bets like an idiot, though, he tells me. Yeah, man,
I took Tiger to beat Chafflet and Hovelin, he goes,
I had it was between those three, he goes, I
had to take Tiger because it was plus two seventy five,
he goes. Hoblind was only plus one fifty. I said,
do you understand a win is a win? Like but
you gotta get more money? Yeah, that's how you lose
your money. Who would you have picked Hoveland or Zanderland?

(00:46):
You would have after he just said he's a bad putter,
thinking we would have picked Xander Zander. We said that
Hovelin couldn't win because of his putting. But then here
we go. There he is. Today's your day, j Drain
and punch. Did you pick him in your pool? No? No,
he didn't take it. It's hard. The pool's hard because
it gives you these years. Yes, and I had five

(01:08):
on the first tier. That of course you did. You
know what I mean? Everybody would take five out of
the first tier. I would put Cameron Smith on the
lower tier. Can't He was number what three in the world.
That was two years ago. I understand that we haven't
seen how he played big money pool man, not really
thirty bucks a person. How much is that total? You
think how many people are in? He said, I never

(01:30):
got that invite because you don't never do it, Coach,
I got mine at midnight. Don't worry, Like, what the
I got freaking ten minutes to fill us out. So
it's sixteen players, So it's four hundred and eighty bucks,
three hundred first, one hundred and ten to second, fifty
to third. What I'm like, why are we paying second?
It was my first ever pool when I was in college.

(01:50):
I didn't watch the Masters in high school, but I
learned about it in college and I thought, this is dope.
I freaking didn't ran a pool with my buddies. We
picked maybe forty golfers a guy that nobody picked one.
It was a busted play. I didn't really know. You
got to pick all the guys. Yeah, alright, let's start. Hey,
so I got three golfers plane right now. They're all
overpar that's the Masters for you, August. I'm telling you,

(02:14):
those greens are wicked. You're gonna go out there and
get smoked. Bro. Let me tell you about Shane Lowry though. Bro, yeah,
he's gonna get tired. Exactly. He hadn't seen it, so
he didn't know that Shane Lowry. Watch out every fast
food joint in augusta Burger Kings, Sonic. You guys are
all unnoticed. He's at the Hooters ten right. Look at

(02:36):
Jason Day's already sweating through his pits. He's got water
burger arms. Yeah, norn already plus five thanks, dude, looks
like he's pissing down his legs out. He's got to
change shirts before he teas off. Welcome. This is the
old boys club, Scheffler. I mean, like a badass walking
out in a green shirt. I didn't see him. I

(02:58):
just saw his head floating. That was like, okay, you
don't wear red, you don't wear green, and you know
what you don't wear, you actually do never mind. Oh,
Jason Day doesn't likeke a swing right now he's hooking
coach because he's all sweaty. If you know you're hooking
it on a practice swing, get off the course, man.
Look at that. Oh he's talking. If Lunch ever warm
up practice like that, I would kick him in the nuts. Dude.

(03:20):
Some of the stuff these guys do, we we think
we'd get made fun of. How ridiculous would Lunch be
if he was doing that half fakes? Oh my god,
half baked swing? Coach? Dude, I would beat your ass
with a stick if you were doing that. Would you
pay extra money to go see this from the tea
if in the range? Dude, I haven't seen any of it.
I really would. No, No, yeah, oh I haven't either.

(03:41):
I've never been, But like you would pay money to
go see them warm up at the range. I've never
been to an event. I just want to see some
of it in person. It's pretty cool to see him
warm up. But you you've never been in the Masters.
Never been in the Master? Is that kid? Sergeant? Dude?
He's an amateur. You know who's gonna win this? S
ob an ammy? It's from Vandy. Wow, that's a band.

(04:02):
That's a small that's the trophy he gets through. I
mean that's a little small. He started the tournament two
under really because he hadn't even eat of you? Oh?
Is it is? He on a practice green and they're
showing his tracker? Und oh, you know what I'm confusing?
And I saw him yesterday at the part three. Oh,
I was like, I'm pretty sure he's still on the
practice green. This is the good old boys. Club Boys.

(04:24):
What would you do if you go to the Masters?
Would you pick a whole? I thought you're saying to go. No, No,
it's a five thousand dollar ticket a day. No it's not.
Darren Rovell posted it cost five to ten thousand because
of Easter, so it's called a short squeeze. People don't

(04:44):
want to go on Saturday and Sunday, so for Thursday
and Friday it was between five and ten thousand. Did
you see how many people were there for the practice round.
That's just to see Tiger and get a couple of pictures.
But what I'm saying it looked like it was Sunday
at the gust time. It was cheap and you just
have to do a lottery thing. What's cheap. You can't
get the lottery t it's the secondary market. Ray is
talking about. Oh, coach, well, I'm not buying this thing on.
Oh then you know a good old boy who's gonna

(05:06):
get you in. No, good old boy. You sign up
and you're in a lottery and they call you and
be like, hey, you've gotten picks. You can get your
tickets for I don't know. Is it free? No? I
think it's like fifty fifty bucks. Guess what the packers,
Green Bay Packers, they have a lottery. August has a lottery.
You know who gets called nobody? Good old boys? No, coach,
I'm pretty sure I've known people that got the lottery

(05:27):
and they went I've known people that got the lottery
and went to the practice round. Never been to the
actual Masters. Now, if you do go to the Masters, like,
if you go to the practice round, have you been
to the Masters? Yes? No? I mean I don't know.
I was at Pebble Beach. Did I go to Pebble Beach?
I didn't stay for the tournament. Did I go to

(05:48):
Pebble Beach? I know you went to Pebble Beach the
golf course. Hey, but I went to Pebble Beach. Hey, no,
you didn't pro am you, sons, because Garrett went to
the practice and he texts his picture all time. Remember
when I went to the Masters? Did you did he really?
Did you really go to the Masters before? Father? I
know we're doing it. Would you rather for Eddie's final goodbye?

(06:09):
Probably more than one? Well I have one? Would you
rather play the Masters or watch the Masters play? That's
the dumbests? What the fight? That might have been the
worst what you wrote? Do you ever play the Masters?
Or will you ever watch the Masters? That's more like it.
You'll never play the Masters. You made it better. That's
called creative writing, sons, I think did I say Dodds

(06:32):
played it? Dodd has played it. We got him on
the phone. I didn't play the Masters, he played Augusta played.
He told us there's side courses and stuff. Yes, there's some.
I talked to somebody the other day that said, they're
going to the Master You really you're gonna play? Yeah,
I'm gonna play the course. Well, not the course. I'm
gonna play across the street the fire. Are you doing that?
You're shooting it over raised ponds, so you're not playing
the course. Yeah, it's called the country Club at Augusta.

(06:56):
Well that's not the same thing. Yeah, kind of weird,
but it's right next to it, Sam similar green. And
I think it's so like this weekend. Did you say this?
Somebody told me this weekend to play a course in Augusta,
Georgia is like eight hundred dollars. Thousands of dollars next
week twenty bucks. Pardon my French? Who the is gonna

(07:19):
play a course in Augusta during the Master? What happens
when you watch them? Think about it? What its horny?
What happens when you watch porn off? You want to
play golf? What happens when you watch the Masters? You
want to play? When do you have time to I
guess maybe you only have a ticket for two days.
You've never been watching golf all day and you're down there.

(07:42):
I've never said I can get nine in, Well I have?
You guys have more around six. What what I am
saying is I think people have tickets to maybe Saturday Sunday,
so they get there early on Friday so they can
play a round of golf. That's what Garrett did is
he went to the practice round and then he played
golf a day after. I love what we talked about. Garrett,

(08:02):
like he's a living legend. The guy's stuck in middle
management and no one know he is in middle management
for a major grocery change in Texas region. Well, what
aisle is this? He's middle finger he has been. He
has been working there since he was sixteen years old.
Garrett price tech price chet this you bit? Hey, Garrett?

(08:24):
Where's the best bogo beat? Hey? Garrett? How got my
Coupon's not going your mother? Hey, Garrett? Can I get
a refund on this? Garret? Where's your department? Look at this? Garrett?

(08:45):
You guys got a gun? All right? All right? We
are we done? How's it? Goodbye? Man? All right, dude,
it's been fun. Man's been real. Guys. Let me go
ahead and do the end. Tro We gotta do it
like a tradition. I fell do it the way we
started it. No, Arnold, he's in the bathroom. No, no, Arnold,

(09:08):
he's in a store. No he wasn't even hear you.
When this started, there was a figment of imaginating he
was a fairy dust in the wind. Okay, when we
started we did have this though the dramas right yeah,
we're gonna do it live. Who started the sore losers?
Yell though? Did we just do it? And then people
told us we needed they do that? We oh the

(09:31):
one too, sore losers. That's not good. Okay, all right,
let's intro do it for real. So loser, you're not
doing it? I just I just want to edit and
do it by himself. Man, you can give me a
heads up. No, I wasn't. I was trying to give
you the eyes. Maybe we were looking backward organic just

(09:54):
like breast. You know what, now that I realized this
is my last time, I got to take advantage of everything.
Let's go good, let's do it. Oh, so losing Penis?
What up everybody? I am lunch box Eddie. I know
the most about sports. I'll give you my sports opinions.

(10:15):
I don't know the sports facts, my sports opinions because
i'm pretty much sports penis genius. A put in my mouth.
What's up? Everyone? I'm Eddie. I know the least about
sports fut I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher.
I don't know the who's who's and I don't know
the what's what's y'all, it's sisson I'm from the North.

(10:36):
I'm an alpha male. I live on the West side
of Nashville, and on the weekends I like to go
to the bar with Bazer and shotgun of white Claw
in the corner. Sometimes we do the twisted nipple. Guys.
Over to you, Eddie. It's a sad one happy final
episode lunch. Here's some Kleenex. Hey, come on, for multiple reasons,

(10:56):
hit us with it, man, Listen, I'm to be I'm
gonna try to keep it together because I really am
sad about this. Like, I mean, I'm more sad than
you guys realize. Like I know it's all hokey, joky funny,
but it's like because you pick Norn to win and
he's the last place. No, I don't. That's fine. I
mean you had betting comes out in many different ways.

(11:17):
You had to Cameron Young. I thought it was Cameron Chant.
They are similar names. Okay, there's yeah, there's a lot
of Cameron Smith. Uh yeah, well, nor like you said,
you have four different five different tiers, and so six
tiers because there's six players on our team, right, I
don't understand. Okay, So as soon as you start, you

(11:38):
pick six players. Coach and They're all tiered, right, Like
Tier is your Rory's, your Scheffler's Rammis, your Spees, your romis,
all those guys. Tier two is more middle of the road.
You have your Shane Lowry's, um Will's Alatoris Alatorus Fleetwood
those guys. Then hey, hey, Tier three, Bryson, he started

(12:02):
with a double coach. Tier three, good luck. I don't
know any of those dudes. Tier four, never heard of him.
Four is gonna beat couples, Tier five, fred couples, Tier six,
who knows? I mean, just grab a name and pick it.
A couple of Emmys, is what that is. So as
soon as we picked it, crossed out two. So what
does that mean? Your lowest two scores do not count.

(12:23):
It's only your top four golfers. So why are we
picking six? Why don't we just pick four and omit
the whole scratch out? Oh my god. That way you
can have an error, you can have a golfer or
two that's not very good, and then boom, you don't
have to worry about those scores, so your worst score
doesn't hurt you. It's like a curve on tie Oh
if you will, yeah, yeah, it's more to give us

(12:45):
a less stress more life. Yes, interesting exactly. And then
I think the two that we're scratched out at the
very beginning probably had the latest tea time. So it's
just they're automatically scratched out. Boom. Then once they start playing,
it's just your lowest score, which yours would be. Who
they're all of them? Yeah? You have Kirk and that
are both plus three and strep sep Straka plus Georgia

(13:09):
plus two. He's a Georgia boy. Wush it. He's won
a tournament, Dodd love. Those are my three bad players.
I have three good ones, but you need four. They
haven't off yet because if you won't, if you don't have,
if you have more than two that missed the cut,
you automically get an eighty for that round. And who
do you have? Who do I have? Let me see
my team? You guys. I have Danny willitt Min won

(13:34):
the Masters eighty year. He was fun and two. Yeah, dude,
I remember him. I don't need him to win it,
I need him to make the cut. I have Rory McElroy.
Never heard of him. See Woo Kim. Why Will's allaturus?
He loves Will loves men men woo lee, excuse me

(13:54):
and Alexander Nor there you go. Well Non was holding
up the bottom, bottom feeder. Yeah, I would love to
hear the reason why you picked these golfers other than Rory.
I know why. Okay, Will's al tourist. I just like him.
I mean, that's one of my guys. That's one of
the guys I go to. He's got a cute butts.
It ain't anything about a cute, but it's about who
I picked. It's his face, good legs, jaw bone. I

(14:16):
picked Rory because tier one. I figured most people are
gonna pick Scotty Scheffler, but that didn't happen. Oh yeah,
did more than half. It's good to pick Rory because
he used to hit it in a dryer when he
was a kid. His dad would have him do that,
and that's how he gets good little shots close. Yeah.
Oh that's a soft touch. Yes, thank you for that.
Tidy at home. Ye, him, will not work. You're not
gonna be very good at it. I picked will It

(14:37):
because he's he made the cut last year and I
need people to make the cut. He want him to
take will It, that's it because he won it before
and he made, I will let give you the win.
I don't know. I just I needed him to make
the cut. So I'm praying Danny will it can make
the cut. And then I'm looking at a lot of teams.
I don't see Cheffler in any of these. Yeah, yeah,
they're all he scratched out because he hadn't started yet. Oh,

(14:58):
go to the bottom. Will Tiger wear red? Yeah? If
he makes Sunday, he will, that's the question. Can he
wear it on Wednesday? That's not how Tiger does it? Oh,
Tiger only wears red on Sunday. See if I were him,
I would wear it on Friday, just in case you
don't make the cut, Eddie, would you like to play
the game? American loves what this comes from? Taylor Caraway.

(15:24):
Would you rather be an alcoholic or a drug at it?
That's depressing? Wow, it applies to all our store losers nation. Absolutely.
I mean, I'm sure a lot of losers are asking
this question to themselves daily. They all chose alcoholic. We've
seen it in person. Also, the bus party could have
crossed over to the other answer. So go please, I'm

(15:46):
gonna go with alcoholic because it's easier to get my stuff.
It's part of the comedian store. Give me functioning alcoholic
as well, just because you live longer. The drugs are hard, man,
that they they're gonna eat at your going to see
it in the face. We see those mug shots Google image,
it'll be boom year one on crack, year two, year

(16:06):
three on smack, You're four on black tar, heroine, year
five on buttoole acid. Yeah, I mean it keeps getting worse.
It around, That's right, it gets worse and worse and worse.
Gave me alcoholic. We're living amongst them. Just most won't
admit a year seven. You're messed up. It's gotta be alcoholic.

(16:30):
Gotta be just an easier access. Everything about it you
can do. It's more socially acceptable. You can sit in
a bar and have an alcoholic drink. You can't just
put a needle in your arm in the middle of
the bar. You can't sit in a bar and go
to the ski slope. Although, my uncle, do you had
a rough life? Yeah, well, I'm not saying it would be.
I'm not saying it's easy. It's rough. Like he would
go find bottles of listering. Oh that's okay. Oh, he

(16:52):
wasn't cleaning his mouth? Where was my mouth washed? You
guys seeing the toilet bowl cleaner? That got sad? Pretty
rough man. Okay, here comes from Froggy at X Froggy.
Would you rather adopt Elbie's kids or would you rather
be a sperm donor? Decision? I mean, that's easy. I'll
be a sperm donor. Hey, directly, don't even need to

(17:14):
do in a cup. All right, let's cut out the
middle man, all right? Adopt is that One's not for me,
It's not for you. Obviously he does it every day.
Oh boy, what about you? Well, they're my kids, so
I'd rather adopt my kids. Okay, yeah, good. Would you

(17:35):
rather get hit by a Major League baseball fastball or
an NFL linebacker? No headshots? That's from Matthew Haney. Oh thanks,
take that CT out of it. The baseball will hurt
so bad. I mean, we're talking one hundred mile an
hour fastball. Okay, I'll go, I'll go baseball. I don't

(17:55):
I don't know if I I mean, I can't. Obviously
you can shatter an arm, you can do all that
stuff whatever, But if it hits you in the leg,
I don't think it'll break my leg or anything. One
hit by a linebacker, I can break like twenty bones linebacker.
I believe you can prepare more for a little bit
more unpredictable as the baseball. You don't know what part
of the body. For the most part, the linebacker is
gonna hit you up top. You can brace. You got

(18:16):
helmets now that protect from CT for most people, except
for some. Some don't get protected. We've seen that. I'm
taking them. I'm taking the baseball too. I'm taking the
baseball just because there's too many bones that can be
broken with a line hitting me, falling on top of me.
A baseball, Okay, I can may break a rib or
two may break. I mean, coach, if that baseball hits
your elbow, though, I mean your whole arm shattered. Have

(18:38):
you seen my baseball? That's true? Have you seen my
wiena that's what he said, baseball? I mean yes, but
I definitely I'm taking the base Have you seen my baseball? Hey, Jim,
get over, you gotta see this Frankinbean, he wasn't masturbated.

(18:58):
I've never seen it. I was just talking about I've
always you've never seen this movie about Mary? Yeah, oh,
my gosh, right, I just quote it. Is it the
Frank or the Beans? I don't know. I don't smith
get over here. Is that the franc or is that
the beat? How did you get the beans? About the Frank?

(19:21):
And you've never seen it? No? No, no, no? Should
I watch it masters weekend? Yeah? On Sunday? You know
you should watch that and then watch the Last Dance.
Oh you're at it? Yeah, you might as well get
caught up. Add that to the rolodex. You don't hear
people talking about those movies. It's been three years. The
last Dance have been three years ago. That's all that
everybody talked about. But now everybody's talking about the new

(19:43):
movie Nike Air. So the Last Dance is yesterday. Is
anybody talking about Air? It says one hundred percent round
this week, dude, Rotten Tomatoes on hundred percent, one hundred percent.
They say it's going to be one of the greatest movies,
better than Titanic that we've ever seen. A titan and
Forrest Gump Coach. Air will be People will be talking
about this one for years to come. The dance came

(20:03):
and went, we talked about Lion King to day after
somebody's already done on the Masters. Now that's just a
guy minus five. Oh Stallings is done. Yeah he's done. Wow,
he's start about five am. I'm sorry. Who's type for third?
Who the good old boys don't down in Georgia? How

(20:29):
do we make sure these live boys don't? You live up?
You do understand there's so many people from live that
one of them. The odds are that one of them
is going to compete. Are there more PGA or more live? Well,
there are more pay than the odds, aren't No. When
you have I think there's thirteen or eighteen, I don't
remember what the number one. Teen out of eighty golfers.

(20:50):
That's a good odds that you're gonna have someone. And
then also you gotta look at the people. I mean,
stupid Nick Faldo's still playing in that his name faldod
father was announcing a weekend what's his name? He's done?
Who the guy? Who? The guy? Um? Freddie Couples? I mean,
and you got all these old aspects. Yeah, that's what
I mean. But I meant couples. So you can already

(21:11):
eliminate like eight of the golfers. I think, I think
like j Sing, like he's just there because he's a
previous win. No, no, no, no, um if you, if
you guys ever get a chance YouTube VJ seeing when
he missed all those puts that he missed eight in
a row, and it almost it's cringe. You can feel
it through the computers. It's not good. It's not good.
Ernie Els did the same thing. Let me tell you

(21:33):
Fred Couples made the cut last year? Yea, or was
that like five years No? No No, no, recently? Maybe two
years ago. Okay, it's two years ago. Fred Couples made
the cut and you know they're like, god, damn it
played this Sunday. What if it hits the defibrillator that
they have fallen him around? Is that in play? Yeah?
That man made her Thinking about Fred Couples. He's only

(21:56):
sixty three, I know, but his back is like shot, Hey,
get some Kleenex for nance. It's his final Masters Ramy's
in second. Look at that. Wow, Adam Scott, what has
he got his twenty foot putter? Hear Australia? Okayn't you
looking for Hendrick Stenson? Man? That guy gets you love
he loved damn. He's been playing in the Master since

(22:20):
seventy nine coach, because he all gets invited because he
wants eighty three. Oh, don't look now, Patrick Reid, Brooks Couples,
couples looking Phil. All the live guys are taking the top.
What are you gonna do now, Fred Couples. He tied
for eighteenth. There's a bunch of soddy guys. Hey gallery, now,

(22:42):
oh guys. He tied for eighteenth in two thousand and seventeen.
He tied for thirty eighth in two thousand and eighteen,
two thousand, nineteen, cut, twenty cut, twenty one cut, twenty
two cut. Here's your boy ter? So he has not
made the cut in five years. Yeah, is somebody get
Terrico some coffee? He's falling asleep or already bored of
the masters. Man Lunchbox loves Tariko because he calls it all.

(23:06):
He calls the NBA finals. He can cross over to this.
He's probably done. It's brad Back. I'm wearing a green
tie today, just like Michelobe. But I can't wear a
green jacket because I've never won here before that I
know of, now, Eddie, Yeah, coach, do you want to
give a speech or anything? Won't wait to the end.
But hope, I mean, coach, I just I just thought

(23:29):
we'd kind of get together here and kind of just
relive all memories. Man. And yeah, and you know, someone
wrote a poem for you. I want to hear that
going away. A point from Kelsey Saint Clair. It all
started when a dumbass met another dumbass, and the third
dumbass couldn't take it anymore. It all started when a
dumbass met another dumbass, and they met another dumbass, and

(23:51):
they became the dumbass Tree of the end will sore
losers Nation, Miss Eddie ce Signor. His wife threatened divorce,
so he decides to get up podcasting, not the golf course.
The kids want more time with him, but lately he
spends all his time at the gym. Put a dollar
on hour, the spitting image of a misfit. His cheeky

(24:12):
jokes and banter will fade away, just like his hair
needing a two pain. He still doesn't know the who's who,
who's who's or the what's what. Should have hired Arnold instead,
but bleeping budget cuts. The memories will remain forever. Cheers
Eddie on your next endeavor. My eyes are starting to glisten.
And with that, I'll hang up and listen Kelsey and Kansas.

(24:36):
That is really good. I don't know that was a
good goodbye or like get the out of here letter?
What do you mean? Yeah, yeah, I mean just go
through it. It's a bunch of like backhanded compliments. Coach,
name one backhanded compliment. It said his memories will fade. Yeah, no, no,
pretty much. It says the memories will remain forever. That's

(24:59):
not what you said. That's exactly what do you just
edit that? I said, cheers Eddie on your next vent endeavor.
That I mean that is saying, man, the memories you
made with that you created for a sword loser's nation
are gonna last forever. So thank you. So I thought
it was a great point. I mean that was really good. Yeah.
I mean, okay, all right, you got another one. It
has crossed my mind Eddie to leave as well. Please

(25:21):
tell me Jesus from Fort Worth. From Fort Worth has
not said anything. Watch out for Tiger, coach, Tiger's not
gonna do anything. Lunch a Lunch had the funniest quote.
I go, dude, you never because I bet Tiger plus
two seventy five day one to beat Hobby and Alexander
not happening. Lunch go, I go, do you think he
still has his tiger blood? I said he could still, Man,
we win this because he was about he was he

(25:42):
was lining up a plut and he goes, dude, he goes,
he's not making that, and Ray goes, yes, he has
tiger blood in him. And then Lunch hits with not
after that. Car Right, man, it's a bunch of donors blood.
That's a good one. Coach, that's a real good one.
There he is. Hold on, you're right, he is cute.

(26:04):
Neversay's cute, Carson, good coachers. It is hard to express
how sad the news was to hear that Eddie is
leaving the pod. That being said, one of my favorite
Eddie memories is back around Halloween. He said, likes he
likes makeup, LLL more lifestyle, less sports and now I'll
hang up and listen Love Pod. Carson from Lancaster, Pennsylvania,
Thanks Carson. Hell of the memory, man, and that's a

(26:26):
good one. I don't know, what did you say, like
make I don't know. Maybe you never know. The quotes
that people are gonna remember when they're driving around. You
got your tug boaters who deleted all those? I don't
have Arnold's. I don't have any of them left. What
do you mean the lawyers guys, they're the ones who
thought that was fine. That's the only clip I got left.
I gotta find the rest. Okay, oh horn, here you go,

(26:47):
truck drivers. I guess you guys liked Eddie's jokes. Sub coachers.
My name is Jackie. I'm from Mondesto, California. I wanted
to reach out and suggest some options for Eddie to
stay with the Pod. I know he has a lot
of haters, but I personally love him and think the
pod will suffer without his one liners and perfect imitations
of you lunch. So here are my options. Eddie takes

(27:08):
a hiatus for a few months to get back on
track with his family life, and then returns for football season.
Eddie only participates in one pod per week, or a
few per month if one week is too much, You guys,
create a I don't are you crying? No, I can't.
I don't know what she's saying. You guys, create a
Patreon so we can subscribe to the pod and pay

(27:29):
a monthly fee. That way, you guys, get paid for
all your time spent on the pod. I think most
of us would pay ten dollars a month. I know
I would please read these options Eddie and encourage him
to reconsider. We love you, Eddie and don't want to
lose you forever, So sore losers Nation for life, Jackie.
Thank you, Jackie. That's very sweet, lunch. Thank you for

(27:50):
reading these ahead of time. Coach, No, no, we read
that perfectly. Um. You know, coach that ten dollars a
listeners not bad? Yah, But I saw a pixley set
on the Facebook page's head. Are you guys kidding? So
he doesn't think, oh he doesn't he won't sign off
on that one. Any any applied to that? Um, I'll
consider it. I mean, you know, nothing's off the table.

(28:12):
I'd love to just kind of just take a few,
you know, months off think about things. And you know
who knows, Eddie. We'd love to have actually know that
meeting we had said I couldn't come back. Huh, well
you can get added back if you want. We'd have
to redo the contract. I don't want to do another
one of those phone calls. Hey. That means, oh that
was awkward. Hey, yeah, yeah, I got a question to help.

(28:32):
He promised me this, if there's another call like that,
don't invite me on it. I mean, I mean it
was really cool. It felt like we were really welcome
on that call. Hey, did you look so? Are you
guys gonna bring someone else? Have you made that decision yet?
I'll tell you right after the break, Eddie, did you
accept me and Bayzer's offer? We had asked you if
what was one hundred dollars a week, if you would

(28:55):
consider that. Um, just so we can have it for
the record, UM, I'm gonna decline that one coach, thank you. Though, No,
we haven't decided to bring anybody else in. Have you
been talking to people asked around? There have not been
any asks around. There's been no reach around, there's no
I've talked to Jessica, but on something a different topic,
different issue, different things in life. Your wife knows that

(29:16):
we've been texting back and forth. But it sounds familiar
code and interviewed a lot of guys. No, Ray and
I thought about, oh, should we bring someone in? But
if you bring someone in right away, like it's forcing
someone don't know if they're gonna fit. Maybe in two
months Eddie reconsiders, so we want to see how it
goes with Ray and myself. People may not like it
as much. The podcast may fold because people hate it.

(29:37):
I don't know if it's as awkward as you explain
to it. Please let's do something. Let me tell you
that I already told you this. I'm gonna be pissed
if I leave and then you guys go down to
one podcast a week. I want to be pissed. No, No,
I've thought about it over the last month and a half.
When you said you were leaving, I was like, maybe
we should have gone down to two pods a week.
Maybe that was the problem. Maybe that was the issue.

(29:59):
I don't know. There we were telling you that when
we started at five and we whittled it down, remember that, right, yeah, yeah,
And that was my moss, like at the very beginning,
we're like, we should do five. Well, I have no
control on this podcast. I learned that through lunch and
you're wrong, but and then also talking to people above us,
and so I just have no control and I don't either.

(30:20):
So it just it's a ship that just floats, and
I'm not even a guy on the side of the boat.
They like throw stuff on shore. I'm basically a mopper
on the very bottom of here. Is what I realized
whenever we have a conference call, and I will say,
even though I came up with the idea of the
Sorlers Convention, I mean it shot. I didn't even execute it.
That was in a closed door with Rick Eddie, you
know me, and there no and that I I couldn't

(30:41):
even have a say so in any of it. I
do look back at the beginning and realize how bad
we screwed up by doing five in the beginning, because
my whole thought was, man, if we do five in
the beginning, we'll build an audience and then we can
taper it back. Whereas you should have started slow with
one a week, slow and grow and slow and grow
exactly and take time. The four play could have led

(31:01):
up to getting something bigger. Instead, we came out just
freaking huge in the beginning, and then over time the
viagral wore off and it just went down and down
and down. And I realized it was a huge. And
I think about in the beginning how much we fought.
We fought so much good. That's why that's true. It's

(31:25):
true we would fight we would fight. It was good.
We would fight and then the makeup pods were so good.
I don't remember that. You don't remember the now? Oh yes,
And we would hash it outline on the pod and
I and it made us grow and we fought. I
don't want to We'll be in the In the beginning,

(31:47):
I was like, no one would cuddle afterwards. No, we
didn't do any of that crap. We would go our
separate ways. It was like, that was really good. And
I do miss the lunches after the podcast. Yes, and
we haven't done that a long time. I mean we
at least outlasted Whiskey Kitchen. That place right now is
the low Ground. It's about to be a condominium high rise.
My favorite though of all though, was the one we
went to the barbecue place but pork belly what's it

(32:10):
called porker? And Ray was stressed out of the bargain. Dude,
I was my favorite. That was so funny. I mean
we could literally see the car and then you guys
wouldn't listen to me that I was stressed out about it,
so I wouldn't sat in the car where you guys
finished eating. We weren't done eating they're not gonna tell
you if you're in it, I don't think because they

(32:30):
were't gonna tell you because we were sitting right next
to it. Like literally you could see the guy walking
down the street. It wasn't gonna be there. You weren't.
There wasn't That's what I'm saying. If there was a
meter guy, there was no way. They weren't gonna walk
up to your car first. They were gonna start it
either in and work their way to the middle where
your car was part. And so when you saw him
at the meter's way at the end, guess what, get
up walk over to your car instead. You are, oh

(32:53):
my god, oh my god, there's only six minutes. You
have another quarter. Yeah, and literally you were probably fifty
to twenty steps from your car. I mean it was
right across the street. Yeah, Like we were literally on
the patio and we could throw a rock and hit
your car. Yeah, And he was like six minutes. Guys,
six minutes. Oh my god, I'm gonna I'm gonna go.
Sit in the cars, ready to go. They gotta quota

(33:14):
to meet guys. They're trying to get parking lot of people.
Lunchers is who they love. I turn over and they
always underpay and overstay, and I'll hang up and listen.
That was a good one. And of course whiskey kitchen man,
we walk out there she is. Whatever happened to her, well,
I don't know, And you guys don't understand this very
very awesome girl. She probably could have been doing nights

(33:36):
on a Broadway bar and making so much more money. Sure,
instead she's just working at a normal pizza place that
also does burgers and stuff. And for some reason, she
always knew who we were. Always I don't even know
who she is. We opened the door, there could have
been five other customers, she ignored them and being like,
hey guys, she would give us their prime table in

(33:57):
the middle of the entire rest. She literally someone in
front of us. The weight was thirty minutes us here
follow me literally though, have no idea her name, no,
no click who literally have no idea. And I don't
think we had more conversation than there. There she is.
And even when she'd be seating other people and we'd
be sitting in the restaurant, she'd walk by our table.
There she is, hey, hi, guys. And then once we

(34:20):
got our table, they would be showing the last night's
Preads game and we're yelling at it like it's a
live game. Come on, God, we need two goals. Come on, dude.
I I would always look over at her. She had
the biggest smile on her face. For some reason, she
thought we were hilarious. And maybe that's why people listen

(34:42):
to this pot. We light up their lives. Maybe hell
of an analogy, and maybe we made her job fun,
and we make people's job fun. When they're listening to
this pot, they're obviously not fun enough. Because Eddie said,
I'm out there are good pods that make your workout better,
make your walk better, and job better. May this is
one of them. I don't know. People listen to pods

(35:02):
while they work out. People listen to pods while they
do everything couch while they cook. Now I understand while
they clucky hook. Dude, you ever go to a plan
the firehouse subs next to me. They don't talk to
customers anymore. They have air air pods in and it's
no contract you're supposed to talk to him. There's no conversation.

(35:26):
I mean, you just cut it off. So I go
up to the cash register. There's no communication, just m
but they have their air pods in what are they
listening toast? Yeah, for sure, I get that. I'm just saying,
we know though. My dad he wears his to hear
better because there's like a button you push on it
and it makes things louder. Hearing aid Yeah, dude, if
you need hearing aids and to be able to do

(35:48):
that and then not get looked down upon for having
hearing it, yeah, I felt like a dick because he
was wearing them. I'm like, yo, Dad, He's like, whoa
why are you yelling? Man? I can hear it. I
use these to actually help me here. I'm like, oh,
grab grab dad, Sorry bad. Just don't be like the
guy at the clubhouse, and he's always got that. Now
he works at the front desk. He only can go
single AirPod. What are they called AirPods? AirPods? He used
to go double air pods and he go, man, what dude,

(36:09):
I can't hear you? Man, what are you supposed to
do to that? When the guy's whispering and you can't
hear what he's saying, it's annoying. It is annoying. It's
the air pod culture, and I think usually you're a
little bit louder because you have your air pods in,
so you know he's quieter. He's the opposite of that.
And he goes, He's like, what what bro just take
out an AirPod talk to me, help me, Hey, youth
these days, that's jeez. I just don't understand, now, Hey, Coachures,

(36:33):
it's a sad day and sore losers nation today, But
we know Eddie is in a better place. Michael did
he pass. He lived a life worth living, and we
know that wherever he is, he's putting a dollar on it.
The pod won't be the same without the constant interrupting lunch,
eating into the mic and truly and undeniably not knowing
the who's who's and the what's what's. Rest in peace,

(36:54):
Coach McKenzie and Ohio McKinsey. I'm not dying, although I
did wonder though, am I going to keep putting dollars
on it? Like, if I'm not talking about sports, why
do I have to watch it? And like the only
reason I watched most of these games, these random ass
NBA games on a Tuesday night, was because I've been
on it. That's deep. So I don't know, Coach am

(37:17):
I gonna keep gambling, Well, I don't know, because you're
gonna have nowhere to talk about it. Where there's a
gambling will, there's a gambling way. I was the opposite.
I was making hundreds of dollars worth of bets to
keep my interest in the podcast, and so then I
thought once that I'm saying, when the gambling got removed
from my life, I was a little opposite in that case.
I said, how am I still gonna do the podcast?

(37:39):
I have no interest in sports anymore. The thirty dollars bets,
they still keep your interests, Okay, So just keep doing
thirty dollars a month and I'll hang up at forty
dollars a month, especially when you can win. When if
you just do a guy that's plus one fifty instead,
no I have it's stupid to bet plus one fifty
when I can bet plus two seventy five. That's not
how gambling works. Yeah, now, I understand what you're saying. Money.
I understand what you're saying, but it's better to just win,

(38:02):
yeah something, Yes, you know what I mean. Yes, And
guess we're a more better bet. If everybody had that
person at the casino, there wouldn't be more casinos being built.
And that is why I'm going to be one of
your sports investors. I'm going to be a counselor, a
sports counselor in the future, and I'll hang up and listen.
I will be there every step of the way for gamblers,
explaining to them I'm their conscience. I meant to tell

(38:24):
you this. I got the text late after the last
podcast from my brother in law. Yeah. I did respond
to the text and say, hey, even with surveillance, would
they even try to track the ticket through surveillance? Yeah?
And he never responded. Then finally, when I got home,
he responded, oh boy, possible time on that there's no possible, Coach.

(38:47):
The exact time of his response was one h three
pm Central time. Okay, that checks out, he responded, quote,
I doubt it. Oh my, there's a bunch could add
five thousand dollars. Basically, that's not worth their time. Tommy

(39:09):
Salami was right, Basically not worth guys. There's laws and stuff. Yeah,
laws for ten thousand dollars for like the big fish,
not your measly little ticket that you found. Coach. No,
I'm gonna I'm just gonna because I sent you the picture.
I'm pretty sure, so I want to look it up.
I don't think I got a picture of Coach No,

(39:31):
and I was gonna try to see. Gosh, that's just so,
that's so depressing. Trying to be honest. I mean no,
I was just trying to not get arrested. I wanted
to make sure, aren't we all yeah? Damn right man,
I mean damn. Why didn't coach let it go that
that was so long ago? You're all right, you know,

(39:53):
we live and we learned. Coach No, we don't know.
We don't live and we learned. That's not what it
is about. Out Hey. Here's another one, Keith from Shawnee.
Hey kid, if you ever noticed if you put the
word anal before a lot of car models, it's really funny.
Examples antal ram, anal avalanche, and anal cruise. Just a

(40:14):
thought I had. I thought it was gonna be about Eddie.
Delete that one. Sorry. What are his favorite websites? Anald Ford,
anal hat, anal person, anal computer, anal desk, antal masters.
That's pretty funny, antal lebron This is from this one's

(40:34):
from Blue Freddy. He's gonna play this one before he died.
There once was a guy named Eddie whose sports podcast
was far from hetty. His friends would always say, ed,
you're too sensitive to play. You might as well be
a little girl named Betty. What the so Eddie trying
to ignore their teasing, He couldn't shake the uneasy feeling,

(40:57):
so he quit the show, and his friends said, hey, bro,
looks like Eddie's too fragile to take a beating. Haha.
It took me a day to get that perfect without
being mean, Blue, Blue, it took you a whole day.
That was really good. Blue. That's good. You have a skill.
You know what we should do after that beating? You
just took go on a break. You know what? I

(41:18):
just realized, who you got a career in creative writing. Man.
I wanted to bring an apple for my last day,
and you forgot it. I don't. I don't have an apple.
Not a necessary prop. I mean, people do people do
like it? I mean I didn't want to end the
show with an apple, but oh well, Eddie, would you
please give us our last I mean, hey, what are
you doing with my with the logo? We haven't figured

(41:40):
that out yet. Um. We decided during the podcast, we'd
be scrubbing it, and we'll also please handle over the
password to the Instagram. No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, guys,
don't change the password. I mean, I really was no
longer gonna be cock. I mean, when's the last time
we posted on that damn thing? Hey? Is it still? Yeah?

(42:06):
It is? I I yeah, I we thought about just
putting an X over your face. No, that's disrespectful, but
that's funny. No, but we actually had that call. You
were on it, yead ax, and then Eddie goes, guys,
if I have some input, I would not be possible.
Don't put an X. What have you used? My um likeness?
Now you use the body and everything and you take

(42:27):
the face out and whoever the new person has just
replaced the face. We could do that, you know what
I mean. I mean, I haven't thought about it. And
I mean it's a female body. That's great. That's even funnier.
You just put that, You put their head on the thing,
and it's just it's funny. It's kind of a joke.
Look for a chick that's flat. Well, Jessica be okay
with that. I don't know if Jessica's gonna be on
the point. What have you guys been talking about. Don't

(42:48):
worry about what me and Jessica talk. ABAD know what
it is trying to get tickets. I'm trying to get
the Boston. But Justin hangs out with Jessica all the time.
I know. She told me he goes, Hey, hit me
up with that chick's number. He knows nobody in Boston. Dude,
he's been having fun with her. She said. He works
all the time. Though, No, she's got to do. Dude,
he's been rocking. Hey, ed Vanderbilt. Apparently that was pretty easy.

(43:10):
He moves out there, have been working eighteen hours ships Boston,
mad dude, they don't gosh, you saw the TV show. Well,
I was gonna get er, but dare I didn't prepare
for the show. Idiot, Eddie, what do you reading? Coach?
Someone said, Hey, any chance even though Eddie's quitting, that
he makes a surprise appearance at Sore Losers Coaches Convention three. Yeah,

(43:33):
if it's in Nashville. Oh okay, yeah, I mean it's here,
of course. Why wouldn't I go? I don't know, Vegas, Coach,
Come on, you know how hard that is. It's hard.
I've spent. I've spent a lot of money on flights
over there that I just can't get. Okay, okay, what
I'm saying shut Like, I mean, oh what, No, Edie,

(43:55):
remember the first time in two thousand and eight, like,
did you think we would ever make our podcast last
this long? Is what I still don't We started a
good question because no, I mean, remember we started, we
were like, no one's listening to this crap, Like, no
one's gonna like this crap. All we did was argue,
That's all we did. All we did was argue for
like years. And what people don't know is before the

(44:16):
podcast even started, for six months, we didn't come on
a with a title. At one point, We're gonna be
the White Undis or something. There were weird names. I said,
the jock Itch and then no, no, no, no no no,
I said no, no, wrong, wrong. My suggestion was the
cure for jock Itch. This podcast would be the cure

(44:37):
for Jocket. Yeah, dude. We went over the title of
the podcast and the format and how long it was
gonna be for six months and then to the point
Bones goes, hey, are you guys ever gonna start the podcast? Yeah?
And then we just started it. Yeah, right, And it
took a while to do thing. And I don't like
the fact that you guys don't think you have a
say in the podcast. That's not accurate. Gas Lady D.

(45:00):
In that phone call, I realized, wow, I have no power.
What did you talk during that phone No? No, even
when I tried to get talked, I was that's when
you realize, Oh, I get the hierarchy. Now that's okay,
it's at the bottom. It's your baby. I mean, this
is what you truly love doing this. They're gonna tell him,
Paul you Eddie, because if you didn't do this podcast
talking about sports, you would just call your dad every

(45:21):
day and tell him what you say on here and
batters box. Yes, but it's more about And in the
beginning I was like, oh, we need to talk sports.
And then the more we did it, I realized the
less sports we do, the more people enjoy it. Less sports,
more lifestyle. Yes, yeah, And so I think it turned
into something that was more fun just hanging out with
you guys, because I like you guys, and it's fun

(45:43):
to just shoot the shit and I'm like idiots, And yes,
there's days I would leave here frustrating because I would
think something was so interesting and you guys would na
na boo, you balls call boobs. I want to ride
my bike into a median. I just don't get it.
That's my favorite. I don't get it. The biggest argument

(46:04):
was there, A massive one that stands out. Oh, I
mean I remember Kaepernick and Pitts and lunch got pretty
intent that brother was talking about kneeling and early oh
my god, early Early You and Pitt's arguments were a brutal, Like, dude,
those were bad. I think we left the room unlisten

(46:26):
the room at one point. I mean there was times
when you guys wanted to eat first, or you want
to do this first, or you want to and I
was like, I gotta be somewhere and I'd leave, and
then I came back and did one by myself. I'll
be completely honest. I loved eating, interrupting you, arguing with you,
just to see your reaction, like your reactions of when

(46:49):
you're trying to say something serious that you've probably thought
of for like twenty four hours and here's your chance
to say your point, which is probably right, and us
interrupt you and watching you get pissed. Was priceless. Give
me one more, one more for the gipper interrupt me
son him a bitch, It was priceless. Dude, Hello, I'm

(47:10):
gonna miss that. My boyfriend Joe could quite possibly be
your guys's biggest fans. Every time we drive together, we
listen to the newest podcast or relisten to the past ones.
In fact, we are driving to Alabama in a month
to visit my parents for Christmas, and there will be
no silence because he's excited to play all the podcasts
back from the beginning. However, I have a problem. This

(47:32):
man works so much to try and ready a house
for May that we are buying, and we get him
whatever he needs, so I don't have anything for Christmas,
and he has never been really good at accepting gifts.
So I was wondering if you guys could maybe send
some signed merchandise or a signed photo or something to
make the Christmas for him magical. If by some freak chance,

(47:53):
you guys are free, we could drive by and meet
you guys, Or maybe you could send him a video
When was this written November? Or if you could maybe
send him a video to say Merry Christmas. This is
just a shot in the dark and may or may
not work out, but I wanted to try. I really
want to surprise him with something he doesn't see coming.
I hope to hear from y'all soon and thank you

(48:14):
for your time. Sydney one two three sore Loser. The
video possibly the drive by, definitely not. We have security.
She wrote that on November twenty first. The merch definitely not.
I don't know where that is. I tried to give
one to our friend Amy's ex husband. I go, hey, man,

(48:35):
I'll give you a hat. Dude, I go into our box.
We have no hats or anything. No, there's nothing here. Nothing.
Where's our merch's in Callie? I emailed our merch people.
Did you get a response? No response. I'm powerless. I
don't have anything. Oh yeah, okay, no, go ahead? What no, No,

(48:55):
I'm just wondering. I was gonna ask you to, um,
what's the ping pong noise or the pinball? Like, why
do you play that pinball noise? For the emails, we
just decided letters from the losers. But what it's like,
keys kind of I don't know, Like he's all I've
always wondered that he's looking in the box of letters.
But it's a pinball machine. I don't know, dude, it's

(49:17):
we just realized that we needed segments. We haven't had
segments in five years. The show is deteriorating. It's not
getting better, it's getting worse. And it's all because we
never created segments. We never let each other talk. There's
all these reasons. There's a power shows getting worse. Well,
I mean, with you leaving, well, I mean, I mean
you're leaving, it's gonna be it's gonna be really weird.

(49:38):
I'm not saying, but I mean, we're we're losing. We're losing.
Thank you, guys, thank you. Yeah, Hey, we're not losing
to We're not losing Parker, Jenoble or Duncan. We're losing
Bruce Bowen. Yeah, we're Malik Rose Rodman late in his career. Yeah,

(50:00):
like a circus act. Sometimes you know if he's gonna
be here, if he's not gonna be here, But when
you do show up, you're actually pretty solid and you
contribute to the team. Blessbrook. We're missing Westbrook man, Okay,
I mean we're missing Alvin Harper. Alvin Harper was legit though,
like he won the number one wide receiver doesn't matter though.
If you go back look at Nightties Cowboys highlights, that

(50:20):
dude was better than Irvin. He was so freaking good
and then he was good. Then he got big money
to go for the to the Bucks or something that
you never heard from him again. Like, dude, he was
so good with the Cowboys Alvin freaking Harper. Yeah, and
then he would slam dunk on the field goal. Blast
from the past. That's what this podcast is gonna be

(50:41):
a lot and people more. Some of the bits that
we did do We tried you doing the whole where
are they now? Coach? That was that lasted? Two people
we would We did the most recent one where we
called to see if a player was injured? Was it
a football player? Did we call parlor? Yeah? Yeah, we

(51:03):
called the Robert We tried to call the Robert Kraft one.
Did they answer? I don't remember that. I remember that definitely.
Tickets We tried to ask me to buy an organization. Sure, yeah, Command.
We had like four interviews in five years, I mean,
one hell of a track record. Did you ever try
to get interviews? I don't know. Here, here's the thing,
I have no idea how to get an interview, no

(51:25):
idea because no one is going to take as serious, no,
like how do you email anyone though you? I mean,
what about someone that doesn't take people serious? Man, I
don't know. And then also I don't know if people
find interviews interesting, like the Caller Daddy people, why didn't
we call them and do like a what do you
call it? A brother's brothers sister brother sisters incest incests? Yes,

(51:51):
caller Daddy. I mean we had Taylor Lawan that was
pretty big, that was pretty good, and that was a
good interview about that jelly roll? What about uh Kevin
uh part by um Kevin By. I think that's when
Steve was helping us a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, And

(52:13):
I think I don't know if people enjoy interviews. I
have no idea how to get interviews. I would love
to have interviews, but it's just like people don't enjoy interviews.
It's cool to have a promo that says tomorrow we
got tannehill on, but the actual content that's gonna happen
probably isn't that interest. But I disagree. I think our
interviews were great. Ours are because the norm it's not

(52:33):
the normal one. But you got After the interview was over,
the guests would be like, what the was that and
why did you book that? Right? And then what we did, dude,
We did try to but after we'd interview someone, we'd
send him a shirt. Never saw any other people wear
the shirt. Yeah, and then we had a big waste,
the biggest moment in sore Losers history. We had the

(52:54):
convention at cmafest. We had Brooklyn Decker, dang it, Eric
Decker and j see James Decker and guess what lunch
called day of with Coavid Coach. It was the biggest half.
No, no no, no, he didn't have COVID. And then we
showed him on the screen. He looked dead, dude. He

(53:14):
looked like he'd either been on drugs or he had
a very serious illness. Coach, looking back now, it did
look like he had a drunk problem. Dude. He was
washed out. It honestly seemed like he was coming off
of drugs a little bit. And and my wife and
her friend I go, hey, come to our podcast. We're
trying to get bigger. We have a table at cmafest.
They go, that's awesome. I get to the front door.

(53:35):
Rick and somebody else goes no tickets only I got
to come through my wife and the Heather, her best friend,
and their kids had to go. I think they had
to buy their own tickets. That's when I knew standing
at the sore loser dang guys. Yeah, and then after
Mule was on our podcast, he lost the starting job. Yeah,
and I think he milked a cow with me at

(53:55):
the Nashville County Fair am a month later. Hey, and
you didn't remember him. It was a different guy. Actually,
to see what I'm taking off, right, I mean, you're
there's times to jump from stock. No, it's not that coach.
I think we could do this for the rest of
our lives, honestly, So then why are we not? Because
it just lives gotten a little busy? Like Friends? Why

(54:15):
did Friends not going forever? That's right, because they got
too big. All good things must They were making a
million dollars an episode. They didn't need any Maybe that's
our problem. Maybe there's your answer. Maybe we're making too
much money. Yeah, with that, I don't need this money.
I'm out take a break. Wait you're leaving. That guy
looks like he just jacked off. That's Scott Scowings. Oh
he finished early. He adin't no boll He didn't wait

(54:39):
for anyone. He just kept going. He just went fast,
a record two hour round. You passed up our groundskeepers. Hey,
the first time in Master's history people are letting him
play the doo. What time did you start at? Oh?
They had to be out there at four am? What
There wasn't even a flag on number sixteen. I just
pudding kind of this too. No, you gotta wait at McCay.
You can't go out early. They gotta wait till the

(55:00):
sun's up. All the dudes melted off and every golfers
out there been whacking it for another thirty minutes before
they let you on the course. Hey, I will say, though,
one of our best last minute what inventions whatever of
you will, was the coin flip challenge. That was good.

(55:21):
That was in the heart of the pandemic, was it not? Yeah? Yeah,
I mean that was in the heart of my heavy gambling.
So if you guys want to look back at those videos,
when I do it, dude, it reminds me of thousand
dollars bet the videos that we did for every game.
Coach look back at those because I was excited about
the coins flipping, but I was more excited about a
thousand dollars bet that was flipping as well. Tell you what, man,

(55:42):
the first round of sixty four whatever was so much fun.
Thirty two kind of sucked. Sweet sixteen I wanted to
kill myself. Elite eight I was like, this place and
it should have died. But then Lunch said we had
to keep going right with the videos. And in the
final four, coach, I mean, it was the dumbest we'd
ever done. Yeah, that's my fault. I mean that was
a bust. It was realized we're gonna be flipping that

(56:05):
many coins. Yeah, sixty four. But when you tweeted the
team that won, which is some dog, ask Robert Morris,
oh god, And we tweeted them and didn't even tweet us.
I mean, they did not even want to accept the trophy.
And then we thought Sports Center was gonna pick it
up because there wasn't an actual march madness. Letch goes

(56:26):
guys this. I'm not the only one that said that. Scuba,
who the producer of the Big Show, was like, dude,
you guys, if you guys make videos of this, like
sports shows are looking for stuff to talk about, this
might get picked up, and so we start thinking getting
wind in our sales, going, holy crap, we're gonna be
on all these shows they're gonna And so when we're

(56:48):
posting the damn videos, we're tagging all these shows, and
not a damn person cared about stupid coin flip madness?
Were those wins we heard about? Good sales? Are limp
our ship? Isn't Sally anymore? Oh man? That was brutal.
But that's when there was no sports, right, nothing going on.

(57:10):
It was simulated. Hey, nothing going on except everyone was
in front of the computers. Can I tell you the
best part of is when you would do live damn
dog races? Hey, should we do one? Well? I mean
that account for me is closed because there's no way.
There's no way we can do. I mean it. I
don't even know what the website is. No, you want

(57:32):
to know what the site is? I mean, big trouble
listening my enemies. Hey, hey, do you think when he
recorded that he knew what Blevada was? No? He just
recorded that for our two hundred bucks. You don't think
tender Swindler knows Blevada? No chance? No, huh? I know,
like a Blevada kind of guy. What I realized is
those websites a lot of people just did the Buckie thing.

(57:54):
There's a lot of people that do Buckie. All right,
I'm getting the blevada se pulls up one. Guys, we
have a new person on the website. Guys, we got
the new login. Interesting after sports Bookie, Let's see if
the pass code still, the passwords still. It is from
Christian Pike Coachers Christian from steven Zille, Montana. When I

(58:15):
first heard the news Eddie was bailing on the Losers,
I was bummed. Then I realized Eddie was trying to
get us. I'm writing to inform Eddie that he got
got nice tribe, Bra, Happy April fools Day, Christian. Come on, Bra, Sorry,
Greyhounds live, Greyhounds. Here we go. You can still do
it without having an account them there off all right.

(58:39):
Next one starts in Trap one is leading. Did you
guys see where they have online? If you're watching this,
there's Ai commentating one minute lunch. Did you see that?
What ais commentating the masters? If you watch it online? No, coach,
can you pick the winner by the odds? Yes? Telling me?

(59:01):
Trap one, I'll tell you right now. Um it looks
like the winner is going to be number one. Shelby.
How many minutes? We got? One minute? Okay, fifty seconds? Sheby, Hello, coachers.
My name is Channing Schwartz, and I'm ready to propose
to my girlfriend of three years. I live in Toledo, Ohio,
and Parker McCollum will be playing in Toledo the Toledo

(59:24):
Zoo May eighteenth. Is there any absolute way you guys
can get me in contact with him so he can
help with the proposal. That would be awesome, Thanks losers, Channing, No, Channing,
we can't, Sorry, man Eddie. One four six that's gonna
be our order. Trap one. The horses are racing one

(59:45):
four six. You guys raight for this? Is it storry
or can I play this? AI? Go ahead? It's seventeen seconds.
Substrucker twenty eight years old from aust Year is going
to hit from the pine straw on whole one. He
took choke two and the blow traveled one hundred and
sixty two yards into the green side bunker. That's hey,

(01:00:08):
it's pretty good, dude. That's pretty crazy. One four six,
turn it up. Oh my gosh, look look look watch
it though. One four six. That's the order you said
it's gonna be. That's what I said, just based on
the odd Trap one. The horses are racing. Well, who's
in the league. You can't even see the middle six.
Oh he didn't win. Look at one, look at one.

(01:00:31):
The volume isn't working. Trap coming around the final curve. One,
it's coming up on the inside. Six is in the
league final on the league furlong. Oh six, it's gonna
take it. Boys. Here comes one, but six, it's gonna
take it. Three one and it was way off. Simulated
dogs race is over trap one, Trap two. God, hey, dude,

(01:00:53):
this reminds me a good time, dude. And then we
would do actual horses on the TV, the real That
one got a little depressing. It digs. We lost. Yeah,
and then and then and then you said you had
figured it out, and you came in, You're like, there's
no lose thing. I figured out exact this the greyhound. Yeah,
and then it just no. And then they kind of
change it on me. But for one hundred percent, and

(01:01:15):
those are recorded videos, not live. Yeah, they know the outcome. Yeah. Cultures.
As a student, Iowa stated, it was great to hear
you speak the truth about IOWA always losing early in
the tournament. Also, I'm glad Eddie had a fun time
in Des Moines. The arena is awesome, except the reception. Lastly,
I'd like to apologize to Ray for my team laying
an A. I hope they didn't ruin a parlay for him,
but I have a good feeling it did. If it's

(01:01:37):
any consolation. We had a starter get dismissed from the
team two weeks ago, but I'm sure we already knew
that from the in depth research we always do before
we bet on the sore losers the best nick That
was funny. I did want to say that Caitlin Clark
is awesome. Dude. You had to get that out there. Guy. Yeah,

(01:01:57):
did you see the ratings for that game? Yes, you
watched it, so I'm sure it's like, yeah, dude, it
was crazy. What it beat. Let's see it beat more
than the Sugar Orange and Cotton Bulls, the Big twelve
Pack twelve, then AC title ACC title games. Notre Dame
versus USC got higher rating. They got lower ratings than

(01:02:18):
Caitlin Clark. Hey, what is what is? Don't look at
the TV lunch? What is? What is? Rory chasing lunch.
What's he chasing? If you're the sports gmail, what is
he chasing? Oh, he's chasing the all the mass, the majors,
triple crown. What's it called, right, I mean what career slam?
Grand Slam? That's pretty good, whatever you want to call it. Yeah,

(01:02:38):
all right, Eddie, it's time to say goodbye. Man. Guys,
I'm gonna hit it one last time. Let's get down.
Let's get down business guys. I'm playing in my phone
to act like I'm not gonna cry. I mean this,
it sucks, Eddie. You shake a real man by the
size of it. There, No, that's not what I was

(01:03:01):
gonna say. I want to give you one final handshake, Eddie.
I'll see you. Not hey, Eddie, it's not good bye.
It's good I'll see you later. No, no, Eddie, I
don't want to confess ing. I th that's the story.

(01:03:23):
Now he's into the bastards. Are you leaving? No, I'm
just I had a speech for it. It's good thought.
Did you do a poem too? Fudge? What happened my golfer?
Zalaturus withdrawals? What is it to sleep with him? Did
he break his dick. What happened to him? What happened

(01:03:45):
to him? Hey, you want to know where what's worse
than a plus five w D coach? What the hell happened? Dude?
You get opened up at Augusta last night? God almighty,
what happened? It says injury before the first round. Oh no,
it's it was on the it was on here on
the practice range. Coach. That's terrible. I'm sorry. Man slipped

(01:04:10):
in the shower, picked a real golfer. There it goes mine,
freaking No, you're done. But he could be one of
your trash g No, you have three of those, guys.
I just going to going through the page some clips.
I'm deleting. Um. No, you can't delete them. I'm not No, No,
there's been your head. It's just hey, radio's theater of
the mind, guys. I'm deleting some clips. I will play

(01:04:33):
them for the last time. I put a dollar on it.
The Julio welcome to that one doesn't get deleted. That's long.
Oh my bad. Um I culture here, Simon Leviabo, Simon
stan he didn't leave us, he's still with us. Uh.
That one's my clip. Oh we can delete this? What

(01:04:55):
if everybody. Oh, that's my brother. You can't delete that.
He's still with us, right brother, Hey kid, this is Keith.
Call it in and I've been a miss you. And
remember if you ever in La, you see La the sunset,
I'll be eating orange chicken rash. You guys see those

(01:05:17):
horns in the tournament, man, Keith coach. I really thought
you're gonna have all them call in. No, man, they
don't want to give a damn by you what it
don't batter bus doesn't I guess who also doesn't give
a damn. Yeah, honestly, I don't really have anything, not
because like fantasy football doesn't mean anything to me. I

(01:05:41):
was gonna play. I did write a little something, did you.
I mean, I was gonna give a speech. But then
I'm just like and everybody's like, oh, you're gonna see
him at work. But it's not the same. It's not
the same. It's not the same. When we walk into
this room, it's a whole different dynamic, whole different dynamic.
Everything changes, And I just want to say thank you Eddie,

(01:06:02):
Like I think you know, in the beginning it was rough. No,
I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna look at you,
so I don't cry because it took a lot of
effort to put everything looking at me that we did
to build the podcast to what it is today. And
without you, I don't think we get to where we
are today. So from the Soil Losers Nations for me,
I don't know about Ray if he's gonna say anything,

(01:06:23):
but I want to say thank you dude, like it's
been a blast, Like you're still my friend. It still
sucks you're leaving, but it was awesome. It's been awesome,
it's been incredible. It's been a great run. And seriously,
if you take a couple months off and you want
to talk about coming back, I would love it. I
would be so open to that. And maybe you're just
blowing wind up our skirts right now saying oh I

(01:06:45):
think about it, and you really have no plans ever
coming back or even thinking about it, but if you do,
that would be amazing. Wow, thank you, coach. I appreciate that. Right, Yeah,
this is just something small and then maybe I have
something else. How many years were you with us? How
many years this has been five? Was it too that?
When did when Bazer got cancer in twenty eighteen, did

(01:07:06):
we have the podcast. Yes, yes, so five years? Five years? Right?
All right? Did you have I don't know. I would
like it's been five years. I would like to do
the five guns salute. He won more for Arnold Ard.

(01:07:32):
I killed Arnold Arnold? You got anything to say? Coach?
Did you give your speech? Check? Uh? No, coach. I
just want to say, look throughout the years. Wait, wait,
you're gonna give a speech? Five wait? Wait, wait, you're
gonna give a speech. I'm gonna be for you. Do it? Should?

(01:07:53):
I wait? Yeah? Until after the break. It's my best
teams yet, that's for you. All right, Eddie guys, I'm
gonna miss a lot of things. Is this the start
of your speed him? We're gonna go inside, I'm gonna
go outside him and they're not gonna lick us. And

(01:08:15):
we're gonna run, run, run, boys, did we get across
that goal line? You know? This team? Man? They say
it's better than us, but I don't think. So, how's
it go? I want I'm waiting for your speech. Okay,
here's my speed from the hard Eddie guys, sore loses Nation.
I just want to say, throughout the years, we've had

(01:08:36):
some great conversations on this podcast. I'm gonna miss Ray's
random ass stories like showering with his dad. I wanna
miss arguing with LB about the dumbest shit ever and
giving him crap every time the sports penis gets something wrong.

(01:08:58):
I'm gonna miss bitching about the length of this podcast,
God's too long. Sore Losers Nation, you are amazing. You
are some of the most know it all, opinionated, argumentative, caring, hilarious, drunken,

(01:09:18):
loyal bunch of losers I've ever met. I'm gonna miss
every single one of you. Even that dude from Fort
Worth I don't remember his name, Taylor dial Mo, Chris Brady,
be Hands. They no longer listening Backer Girl, Slido, They've

(01:09:40):
all left us. Oh you guys, Miguel, I hope he's good.
Every time I didn't eat an apple. Guys, I'm gonna
think of you. Do one thing for me. You're watching sports,
You get a hunch, put a dollar on it, take

(01:10:03):
him to a ruba and bleep that ship. Coach All right, lunch,
for the last time, I want you to buzz me out.
I put a dollar on it. Coaching by buzz I mean,
take your pants off, guys. I will remain at half
mass and honor. Eddie. I'm already halfway there. Hey, what

(01:10:28):
are you looking at? Man? I'm just looking at my phone.
Are you sad? Yeah? Sucks. It's an end of an era.
It is. I typed up a couple of things, but
save them somewhere, and I lost it. We got the password.
So I'll speak from the heart, Eddie, I was actually lunch.
I honestly have nothing to say. I felt like the
whole thing all along was a Ponzi scheme. Is he

(01:10:50):
coming back? I don't think so. It sucks that we
start the music back on it off his five episodes.
That's really what wore you hard and dry and hung
up wet. It should have been one or two episodes.
Things should have been discussed more, and now we're seeing
the corollary effect of top down management. It needs to

(01:11:10):
be more sit down in a circle, have a pow wow,
come up with a decision. So this is what happens
because it is what it is. There's no reason for it.
People get too busy, your parents get divorced. You can't
keep them together. You can make every analogy in the book,
but the bottom line is we have other jobs. Eddie's

(01:11:32):
a dad, Lunch is a dad. We both all three
work for the Bobby Bone Show. This is our side project.
Not saying we work sixty hours a week, but damn it,
we don't work twenty. We don't work three. The podcast
isn't our job. It was a side thing. We've risked
our marriages, our lives, our sex, our livelihood for this

(01:11:57):
podcast nor in plus six. Oh god, And so that's
why I'm not mad at Eddie. Well thanks, because it's
not just the podcast, it's the Bobby Bone Show. Were there?
It were's there? Others? Are there other reasons Eddie's not
telling us about whines leaving the podcast? Maybe, and that's
called conspiracy theories. Let them breed, let them You're you're

(01:12:24):
asking the nation to just come up conspiracy. But I'm saying, Eddie,
maybe he jumps in and does a podcast here and there.
It'll be fine. Maybe we get a check on here,
it'll still be funny. We won't talk over each other.
You're not gonna get annoyed that way. But Eddie, it
was an awesome job hanging with you. This could get emotional,
but but there's no reason to allow it to get emotional.

(01:12:47):
E charged, and with that I bid the Sore Losers
Nation a fawn farewell for Eddie jim Nance my final
final four final Masters, and what a beautiful woman. Look
at her chests, Sir ed with that speech, Eddie, I

(01:13:11):
will hang up and listen. Wow, Ray hung up? Yeah,
don't time. I think Ray should have gone before you.
No, no no, no, he closed it out. That would have
been closed it out with a hang up. That would
have been the right way to do it. But of
course no. Hey, that's what happens when you have no

(01:13:32):
meetings and we don't talk about things and we just
go It's okay, touch that up right. I love you too.
But you know what, why you guys were doing your speeches.
I thought of something. Since I'm no longer part of
the show, I might start a Facebook group Sore Losers fans,
Oh my god, and you might actually comment on it. Yeah,

(01:13:54):
and then when the conventions come in, you may post
it on your socials. Hey, I'll go live. I'm right,
I'm even some pick ums. Let's get down. Let down
an idiot, all right. And then Kevin nah Well coach
because he was like eight eight over. Yeah, he's like,
I need to go back to live. It's a lot
easier over there. Can we get a couple of your

(01:14:16):
voice clips to save that we can use of course?
All right, we need you to say, put a dollar
on it. Put a dollar on it. Cowboys lost a
Cowboys lost. No, I'll do it for really cowboys. Dang,
the Cowboys lost again. That's all we need. My uh

(01:14:36):
coaching was something what dan coaching's tough? Man coaching is tough?
What coach you're gonna fire him too? You cheated? Cheated? Hey,
you're firing another coach? Will you please say? Take him
to a Ruba coach. We'll take him to a Ruba then, geez,

(01:14:56):
we still use his voice to the podcast. Hey, you
you make all these Hey, I ded it pretty good,
all right? And Hovelin minus six through twelve, I know,
I mean that's your winner. Hey, Ray, that's your winner, dude,
the guy had picked to beat Hovelin. Put it on

(01:15:16):
there right now, that's your winner. Now. It's way too early,
and there's gonna be rain. Some days they're gonna end
up playing double holes. Do you know who plays well
in the rain? Who? Jordan? Really? Yeah? Yeah, Ray, it's
not rain, it's my tears. Yeah, Oh damn, Louie ended

(01:15:36):
in a bogie, Eddie. I'm not saying goodbye in the podcast.
I'll say my goodbye is in the shower. Oh man,
I love you guys. Yeah, Hey, Kirk is back to
one under is he really don't care anymore? I already
have two people out. I'm actually not bad. Louie's the worst.

(01:15:58):
I think I actually been on Louis to actually in
the whole thing. I mean Shane Lowry, your boy minus three?
Does he live Shane Lowry? No, I saw him in
a tournament. Okay, so he's not but he's minus three.
He doesn't play any of these hovel and minus seven Now, Eddie,

(01:16:19):
me and my lunch pulled some money together for your
final episode. Yeah, you guys want to go to lunch
enjoy these fireworks? Are y'all can give you beers? Remember
we're a sponsored by a Tulane Lang Dude, Tulane beer

(01:16:42):
and Seltzer's. Yeah, damn, those are the days, those word
of the days. We had planned to play this when
Texas cut down the nets, but we will go ahead
and retire this clip because leave that one well, Archie
Manny may win it for him. Oh I didn't think

(01:17:03):
about that, so we'll kind of save it on the page.
You guys got a lot of good things to look
forward to, Archie, the spring, summer fall. Heye, Aaron Rodgers
is a jet. Oh god, I hate that guy. You're
gonna miss talking about him. I don't wanna miss all
that I'm gonna miss. Hey, you know what I'm really
gonna miss offseason chat? Yeah, you're gonna miss talking about

(01:17:25):
pro Day. Oh my gosh, pro Day? All right? And wait,
Marvin and Mitchell, all right, hey guy, Marvin and Mitchell. Hey,
I love you guys. Lunchbox Ray, Yeah, I love you man.
It's been real, it's been real, been real, real, all right,
go ahead, Oh you rich rich smoking a cigarette or

(01:17:46):
a stogy. Let's just a lot of joint medicals about
to be legal. You guys want to line you did?
Used to do that? You did? Hey? You did? All right, guys,
we gotta get out of here. We're going camping. Hold
on haunt hey, hey, hey, filibuster for sent dude. This

(01:18:11):
is gonna be bad. If he got us a present
and we didn't know. He just walked out. He just
walked out, He walked out. He just ended the podcast
by walking out. I was crapping here, he said, Hold
on a second, is he's gonna go get food from
the snack thing he has to do? No way, that's
how you know. Hey, no no present, nothing, Hey, you
all suck man. No goodbye gift. But if you did

(01:18:35):
leave the podcast, that was how you did it, that'd
be worse season involved what walked down? You thought you
were just walking out the right coach. I wouldn't leave
you guys without me eating during the podcast. Oh boy,
I was hungry. So you guys don't buy anything for real,
nothing bottle, tequila, nothing, nothing. Man. We that's the trouble

(01:19:00):
with pre recording. Seriously, you know we're gonna record it.
If it would have given me one more day, I
really would have got you a present. I can't do
a three episode. I can't think coming for two months.
But I can't. We did interviews today. I can't. I
went three months ago and told you today was my
last day. And so you're telling me that you couldn't

(01:19:21):
have got a president that three months. Shut up? You
need it one more day? Shut up? No man, No,
I am still trying to get over the hurt of
you leaving, so I'm not getting you a present your
mom shot I don't know. I bet she is. Yeah,
all right, we're gonna go eat. Let's go. Where should

(01:19:44):
we go? I don't know. Okay, I was supposed to
meet your wife, but I'm like, it's not true. Yeah,
not true. No, you probably got somewhere to be. You
always do. Hey, something funny. I can't hit this one
last time today? I'm good. Oh great, the one day today?

(01:20:05):
We can get two hours? Oh boy? All right, all right, guys,
last time you're ready? Hey? Should we do it all together? No?
You doing your dumbass? Whoa you? Oh? One more thing
I gotta play for the last time, lunch. Don't get emotional.
It all started when a dumbass met another dumbass, and

(01:20:28):
they met another dumbass, and they became the dumbass tree
of the end. All right, that's one ray that was
pretty day. Up deep man, this is for the boys
back home. Stop the recording ray. I don't want him
to hear me cry. I'm not gonna cry. Yes, stop

(01:20:49):
it ray right, for the love of God, stop up.
I don't know why you guys think I'm gonna cry.
Stop the recording, right, just stop it. I'm more mad
about my damn master's picks eliminated. You suck. You're done,
all right? What's that? Man? Are we done? You're officially done? Man?

(01:21:10):
You guys want to play golf. Final piece of audio
is my tier on the microphone. Ray. I don't want
them to hear me like this. Ray, turn it down,
Please turn Danny? Will it plus one? I'm unable right now, Ray,
I'm done last. I put a dollar on it million,

(01:21:33):
just like this. So let's get down. Let's get down,
all right. I canna get out of here. I'm like