November 11, 2024 • 51 mins
In this episode we remember Ray and Justin as we pay tribute to them as people and more importantly to them as a fantasy managers. Lionel Messi screwed all of Ray's future plans when Miami for upset in the first round of the MLS playoffs. Plus Ray is battling something he calls allergies and we recap his weekend in Lexington. The we hear about Lunchbox is so upset with the Eagles and Saquon Barkley.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Live man going, yeah, you're live.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh, happy Monday man. Let's get a started. He And
I'm just gonna tell you right now, it's hot in here.
If you guys are wondering, the heat is still on
in this freaking room, and it is still one hundred
and fifty two degrees. But we're not gonna spend any
more time on it. We're just gonna start the show.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Well, I got the chills. It feels good to me.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh I don't, dude, No, you sound like shit.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You sound sick. This is the good side.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You've got Kleenex box. I'm gonna get sick.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm not sick. It's my allergies, not your allergies. Yeah, right,
not sick. I would have told you that, Okay, Yeah,
I think dude. I sneezed between two hundred and five
hundred times in the past two days. I've went through
ten boxes of Kleenex. Appetite. I've never eaten more food.
(00:57):
I've slept like forty eight hours. I'm on afron, I'm
on the pills. There's as the one you wipe in
your nostrils, zycam. They make this one now where you
split it in half and rub it on the inside
of your nostril, and then you kind of put it
up the nostril a little bit, almost like you're doing cocaine,
and so whow I would hit that a little bit.
(01:21):
I'm on it all man, But this is the good
side of it. You're dealing with the best part of me.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
That's weird because I've never heard someone say, oh, my
allergies caused me to sleep for forty eight hours. Never
heard that in my life. You know what makes me
sleep for like forty eight hours. A thing called the flu,
a thing called covid, a thing called uh sickness. Never
heard of allergies making someone sleep for forty eight hours
(01:45):
because they feel like dog crap.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It may not have been forty eight hours, but we
went to Lexington.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
And let's start the show, and I want to hear
all about it.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I already started it. Go oh all right, Arnold is off, guys,
he has COVID.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Okay, see it is all I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That's all I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That is exactly what I'm talking about right here. God
bless America, guys. I mean, happy Veteransday, but this is
a disaster. So when I'm not here on Wednesday when
there's no pod Wednesday because I'm sleeping for forty eight
hours and I got some no swipe.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Because of allergies. You can all kiss raise ad. I
mean good. We're gonna do it live. Oh the one, two, three,
sol losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
A sports genius, y'all. It's Sisson. I'm from the North.
I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the North side
of Nashville with my Broadway girl. I'm originally from the North,
then moved around Texas, Wyoming, Chicago to name a few,
San Marcus, Austin. Those are cities, and then now I'm
in Nashville. Over to you, coach. I lost my train
(03:05):
of thought with my intro. Oh yeah, it's probably the
allergies causing that. Again. I want to know about Lexington. Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You were going on Friday. You were driving to Lexington.
You were in a hurry. You were running out of
this station. You had places to be, people to see.
You were going to see John Calipari at the university.
Oh wait, no, he's not there anymore. Did you see Mark?
Did you see Mark Pope?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No saw Rup though this place? Did you see Stoops?
No man, just a lot of rednecks. I thought we
were redneck here they are there? Okay, coach got there
just in time. We ran into the Airbnb. A couple
bad directions. I was stuck in an alley with about
one inch of leeway on each side. Ashley wouldn't let
me turn around. She said, go down this alley. That's
(03:47):
the correct direction. It was not the correct direction. Cost
us ten minutes, ended up getting to the airbnb. Did
not shower, did not change clothes. All I did was
put on a coke, was colder and shit out, and
Amber is a bartender, made us drink. We shot gunned
them and we walked to Rup and we made it
with about and then we stopped at a bar because
they knew somebody, and then we said, okay, we gotta
(04:07):
leave because we're going to see Ali. So we left
Amber and her husband and Ashley at the bar, I believe,
and we went immediately to the arena and were there
in time for Ali's show because she was the opener.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So my question is it was that Rupp arena Yeah,
Oh that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
So did not know that little twist? Yeah, it's a
legendary basketball arena, so that was equally as cool as
seeing Ali clean player first big show a jelly roll.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And did you get to see her before the show
or did you just not even go backstage?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Don't bother her, she's in the zone. How does it work?
It was one of those where we bought the tickets,
so I just don't think she had that kind of
connections where she could bring people behind. You can vip,
do you guys want to come see the band? Go
to the bathroom? It wasn't that. It was we bought
our own tickets. We were kind of high up, they
were expensive and went there supported her, snuck down during
her show, so we were able to get good video
(04:56):
right next to her and wave at her because we
were up top. Dude at Rup got it Rup a
beautiful spot though, I mean you got Predatorsville. I mean
you got the statue out front, you got Peckerina looking
like a little pecker, and you go into Predator's arena.
It's not great for basketball. I don't love it for
a concert, but dude, Rup good for concert and I
(05:16):
can only imagine that next day basketball phenomenal as long
as they cleared off the fire off the stage from
jelly Rolls pyrotechniques. How was the show? It was good.
Ali was awesome. I didn't want to review jelly Roll
on the big show because we bounced around. We had
to go. We went and saw Ali. We wanted to
wait in her line and say what up to her
because she was like signing stuff, she had a merch table.
(05:39):
We wanted to go celebrate her. That was the line.
Were there people there to say hi, do crapload to people?
We to wait in line to see our own friend.
And so that was cool. So yeah, so I didn't
necessarily see every song that jelly roll played. Saw all
a Shaboozi set phenomenal. He's got a better song than
bar song. There's another one. Look it up. It is
very very good.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I will look it up. I'll type in better than
bar song.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yes, got it? Okay, Shabboozi starts his set. Dude, he goes,
all right, I'm gonna play you guys a song. This
isn't bar song. I'll play that one later. I guess
people last for it all the time. Dude was great
and I think he told some story about being homeless,
very emotional, and then Ernest came on cut his hair.
Didn't look like Ernest didn't know who the guy was.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I see a picture of him with no hair, and
I was like, WHOA, that's weird, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I was like, who's stuck on stage? And what happened
to Ernest?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
He got nominated for a Grammy or something. He was like,
got my first Grammy nomination and I had some help
and it was post malone and has a picture.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
He has multiple songs with Wallen. Didn't play him with Wallen,
so I said, I'm out. My name is Ben and
I and in it my name is Paul. It's up
to y'all. If you're not gonna bring out Morgan Wallan,
I'm not watching Ernest. But then I saw Jellyroll. Dude,
man is that guy cover stage? Kidding? Doesn't move a lot,
but it was a phenomenal show. His songs, I am
not okay you talk about you about to call that
(06:58):
hotline number. You don't you know what I'm saying. You
hear that song and you say there is a reason
to be on this planet. He starts his show with
the whole house on fire. I mean there's a literally,
the cops need to be called because there's a five
alarm fire to start the show.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Weird because I thought the fire department came, not the
cops when there's a fire. They all do, but it
is I'm not okay, tell me that one.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm not okay. I'm barely hanging in. I've heard it right,
it's right before you're about to call that number.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
No, no, I've heard it now that you say it okay.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
And then he does the one with Jesse Murph, which
is wild Things, and Ali came out and performed it,
and Ali had a Kentucky had the checker coat on.
It was it was her moment. That was it was cool.
Ali was in our living room ten years ago performing
her first song ever. Baser said, hey, do you care
if one of my friends comes over and plays in
our living room? I said, sure, I like music, And
(07:51):
she came into our living room and played her first
ever song. Ten years later, she's at Reparina opening for
Jelly Roll. That's so Jim, that's a come up because
see me, I was in on the Bobby Bone Show
ten years ago. I'm still on the Bobby Bone show.
Really haven't made any career moves.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh yeah, sore losers, you started us a podcast, that's
what you did.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Good point, good point. But Ali living room to erupt, Man,
it's a tale as old as time. Did she know
you were coming to the concert? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay, I was wondering if it was like a surprise
when you're there In the line, she's, oh my gosh,
I didn't know you guys were coming.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Well, it was cool is when we were down there,
we were like, she did some songs where she got
only in Oklahoma and people are doing their lights, and
then we did our lights and then that's when she
realized it was us standing down there saying what up
to her? And I think she cried on stage. It's
pretty cool, special moment, but yeah, it's it was her.
It's her heartfelt song where it's like only in Oklahoma
you can get friends, and then her friends were there,
(08:44):
but we're not from Oklahoma. But but yeah, so dude,
great show, Lexington Butt on the way up down whichever
way you're looking geographically. That's when I realized I was
starting to get the Book of Sugar and I had
something in my nose, and so what did I do.
I pressed on and I said, you know what, You're
gonna drink this little allergy out of my nose. And
(09:07):
so I did. I found the cure to that allergies
at the bottom of the bottle Friday night, and we
stopped no less than fifty times on the way home,
stopped at every gas station from Lexington to Nashville. I
would just walk around. I would get Kleenex looking for
any sort of nasal spray. I would sneeze, I would
blow my nose. I would just spit on the ground
(09:28):
because there was a flower, a bush, a tree, some
sort of herb something crawled up my asshole and ended
up in my nose in the form of allergies. And
I have been battling it through all the college football battles,
through the NFL battles, through NBA, NHL hockey games on TV.
It's been forty eight hours of TV and forty eight
(09:51):
hours of sleep. But you know what I learned, It
doesn't matter how many of those allergy commercials that are
on the TV. You got to f find out for yourself,
how can you kill that allergy bug? And I did.
I did with zertech snapped it off with a Zycam
cleanex Lotion edition and Baser gave me some pill. I
(10:12):
stick up my ass.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So at what point, what what point did you get
a fever?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Never a fever, allergy never a fever. I've been eating
like a horse, dude, I've.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Never read about the shakes the chills.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That was because bones keeps the studio fifty degrees. I was.
That was being funny earlier. I'm not sick. I had
the same thing Baser had. She had it two days
before and we got it out of her system.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Oh so she passed the allergy thing on it to you.
So it went from one person in your household to
the next. Even though allergies aren't contagious, they.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Are contagious to a degree. Oh to a degree.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
So if I, if I, if I have hay fever,
I can pass that hay fever to my wife.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
In a sense, the same symptoms, same everything Baser had
with the sneezing, the snuffles, the she had a cold.
There's no cold. It's not a cold. I'm telling you
right now, it's not a cold. And the weird thing
is my voice was perfect and then the balls drop
and all of a sudden, I got a couple octaves
deep around my voice. It's not sickness. I feel great,
I told texted Baser best I felt all weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So I mean, so you just lay on the counch.
What did you guys party without Colleen?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Afterwards? They we were right next to Rup. Got to
give props to Baser and the team getting us as
close as possible to. Didn't go to the concert. She
was the concert we did. Then they met us back
up at the concert and then afterwards. Dude, it was
house party. We had. All her bandmates were there. I
think the guitar guy was there, drummer was there. Uh,
(11:37):
I don't know, man, it was all kinds of people.
He wasn't, but we did, dude. We met all kinds
of Kentucky brothers. Man. We met the military, every single person.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Man, hey did jump Thank you Veterans Day.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I was like, thank you guys for your service. I
voted for Kamala. Dude. They were like red butted Americans.
They all had these shirts on its Army military. I
think the bar was literally for the Armed services. And
I was like, hey man, I was about fifty deep.
I was like, hey man, I gotta tell you I'm sorry,
I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Though I voted for Camal, they get all mad their
diet left their diet.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Least thank you for serving for our country. You know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Betternsday on Monday, and I won't see on Monday, but
I want to tell you thank you on this Friday.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
All right, you tell me what you think these guys did.
When I walked into the bathroom at Rapparena, there was
about ten dudes. It was pretty silent. It was a
jelly roll show. So I feel like people are in
their emotions a little bit. So it's not like a game.
It's not a basketball game where people are screaming. Is
there a lot of Kentucky gear at this Everybody wears
flannel and and uh loves their country music. Man. Okay,
(12:45):
so I got a Camo a lot of Camo flannel. Okay,
so I fit in. I had my flannel and I
walk into the bathroom. There's about ten dudes all going
in the bathroom and it's just stacked. You can't get
in dead pretty dead silence. So you could get liminals
or troughs. No Jeurnals can get away with saying something
funny and everybody would hear it, and I walk in,
I go, hey, boys, Uh, any of you guys cool
(13:06):
with doubling up coach? I've ever seen ten Kentucky brothers
laugh their asses off. Can you imagine that some dude
comes up to the side of you, it doubles up
on the hurdle with you. I guess man, you gave
(13:27):
me the coach. You can only do it though, with
the guys that are the most serious and the most redeck.
That's the only way it works.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You have given me the best. I'm gonna start doing
that every bathroom.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Because I hate when it's just awkward and everybody's just
randomly like looking around and just so silent.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I want to look like you just gotta put your
hands at your side and you're like, can I look
it right?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Like, bros, let's loosen it up a little bit. We're
here to concerts Friday night. Let's get a little wild
with our ladies. Let's have some fun in the bathroom.
You don't have to be d silent when you walk
in the bathroom. It's just like everybody's like covering their
junk like quietly. I'm like, guys, come on, let's let lose.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
You send it up, man, and it's and it's so
awkward because like there's two different lines maybe coming from
two different directions, and there's one urinal that opens. You
look at each other and you point, oh, you go.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Ahead or me go ahead?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
You know, oh yeah, Like it's not that big a deal.
And we do take it very serious when we go
to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Like, guys, if there's a bathroom, if there's one of
the sit down ones, go in there. You go to
the bathroom, in there, you're not washing your hands, get
at it, let's go, it's just you. At some point, guys,
you got to make the joke because guys get weird
when it comes to a bathroom and a bunch of
dudes in their dongs. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Well, hey man, you want to know about my weekend.
So you get back from Lexington, you just sit on
the couch the rest of the weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well, no, I knew it was bad that morning, and
so yes, so then we got in. We were we
were home before football, were home at ten fifty seven,
right before Miami. The hell time did you leave six am?
It's Eastern time? But bro I was up at five
am ready to roll, and I was waiting for Amber
and her husband to move their vehicle. They had a
wedding to get to, so they actually did get up
pretty quickly. And then before we left, And can I
(15:11):
tell you something that's getting ridiculous at these airbnbs. I
gotta tell you after the break.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You want to tell me after the break, we gotta
take a break. You tell me something ridiculous, and I'm
gonna tell you something ridiculous. I remember about Knoxville that
went down that I found the to be absolutely stupid.
Tell me right after this, go okay.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
So we left, made it in time for college football,
even though I slept for the first half of Miami
only to see him get sodomized at the end. Cam
Ward probably loses Heisman presidency, most likely will now go
to al Sean Gentry Travis Hunter. I still think he's
overrated the guy. He's got like two interceptions, and they're
gonna lose. They got hell of a schedule. They got Kansas,
(15:52):
they got Utah, they got Oklahoma State. They may lose
all three of those. Uh, those all three suck. Utah
just played by you beat the breaks off their ass
and their coach even said they got fucked by the refs.
Yeah they lost. I know they got a hell of
a schedule. But here's the thing about Utah.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Their their problem is that was their world's that was
their in NCAA championship, that was everything. They're gonna go
to Colorado this week and get housed.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Well that's not good because I don't have any money
on Travis Hunter. Go ahead, let's go back to the Airbnb.
So we're just leaving, and that they always have these booklets.
Now at the airbnb's where you won't get your security
deposit back if you don't do all. Look through the
book club, man, there's booklet's got five pages of rules.
So we just made a skit out of it, me
and my cousin Dave, because it was so ridiculous. Dude,
(16:40):
it said, what the hell, who's Dave? No one even knew.
Dave was there. Amber's husband, He was at the wedding.
He was the military guy. Got it. You gotta salute
him every time you walk into.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Heah, Dave, thank you, man, We appreciate you. Happy Veterans Day, John,
thank you. Happy Veterans Day, b Hands, Happy Veterans Day.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
So we look at the book. It says strip the beds,
it says do the dishwasher, it says the towels. You
gotta throw them all in the bathroom. There was clean
off the counters. Lock this door, lock that door. Uh oh,
your trash. You gotta take the damn trash out. I
go outside. There's three different trash cans, ones for leaves,
ones for trash, ones for recycling. Did I need to
(17:16):
rake the leaves too? Dude? So we just started joking.
We were like, at what point are these places, these
Airbnb's just gonna stop with these lists. I was like, hey, Dave,
were you able to fix the air conditioner? It was
on the list? And Dave goes, hey, man, did you
end up doing the leaves in the backyard because it
said on the list you got to rake the leaves?
And they were all like, hey, worst Dave. Oh he's
in the backyard. He's pressure washing the cement driveway. They
(17:39):
said to do it. It was on the list. Guys, At
what point are we gonna stop these fucking Airbnb list
for me to get my deposit? I don't even do
the dishes at my house. And they wanted basers on
her hands and knees guys trying to figure out where
she needs to put the the extra clear and crystal
clear whatever it's called. What is it? The damn dishwasher?
(18:02):
So no, if there's your there's one even brighter and cleaner.
There's an actually there's a special Loxi clean. Yes, so
Baser had the uh, she has the stuff you put
in the dishwasher, and then she's like, where do you
put the oxy clean? Baser, I don't know. I haven't
done the damn dishes at my own house, much less
at in Airbnb. They gotta stop with the lists. What's
(18:24):
hilario enough.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
What's hilarious is you have to pay a certain amount
of money because they have a cleaning crew that comes.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
In after you.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
So why am I doing all the cleaning when you're
gonna have a crew come in here and clean after me.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Don't they do the dishes? Don't they do the sheets,
Don't they do the towels? Why do I have to
do it all?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
If you have a cleaning service that comes after I leave,
why do I need.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
To do it? Dude? When Baser is on her hands
and knees again and she's stripping the beds because it
was on the list. Guys, enough is enough?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Check The email says you did not get your deposit back.
You forgot to clean the blinds. Oh yeah, you didn't
dust the hutch.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Dude. Me and Dave went on for about twenty minutes
doing that crap because it was so ridiculous. I was like, hey, Dave, guys,
Dave's out front. They're like, why's he out front? The
cars are out back. I said, apparently he had to
fix the door before we laugh. Hey do you guys
hear that? Yeah? Yeah, it's just Dave up on the roof.
He had to redo the shingles. I got him. Ayon's like.
(19:33):
Amy was saying something about a drink the haty like
a power aide or something like that, and she's like, oh, nice,
you found you a power RD. I was like, that's
not a power rade. Dave was pouring free on in
the air conditioner. It was on the last Dude. We
never stopped. We're like, they've just got to stop with
this crap. Or people are not gonna do airbnbs, get
me back to a hotel. Way too many rules, way
(19:55):
too many do this, do that, do this, do that?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Or Hey, if you ever stayed in airbnb that doesn't
have an damn dishwasher. You want to talk about annoying
as they don't have a dishwasher, so every time you eat,
you gonna wash every single item by hand. It's like,
oh my god, I don't even do that at my house. Like,
and I know some people don't have a dishwasher, and
I'm sorry for sounding out of touch, but ninety I
(20:19):
feel like ninety nine percent have a dishwasher. So if
you're gonna have an Airbnb, have a damn dishwasher. I
spend half my weekend washing dishes because you.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Don't have a damn dishwasher. Dude, That's what happened when
I went to Chattanooga.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
They didn't have a freaking dishwasher in the airbnb, and
you just brought back bad memories.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Do the same thing with me. In Knoxville. It said,
if you don't have a full load, please hand wash
the dishes. Excuse me, I'm gonna revert back to the
nineteen sixties and get dish soap and drying towels and
stuff because I have to run the dishwasher to get
my deposit back.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh, we saw that you ran the dishwasher twice. That's
it a twenty dollars fine because that makes our water
bill go up.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Get out of here. But you know what we got
the last laugh? Oh? I guess uh. The house party
went until like two am. I was embedd at eleven PM.
I hadn't slept since Bobby Big Show twenty four hours earlier.
So I go to bed. Okay, I get up in
the morning. I guess they found there's a basement to
the place. Oh, so they went and got pop. They
found there was waters. I was like, we're all this
popping water come from. And then to top it all off,
(21:24):
they found popcorn.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Oh now, now was it a bucket of popcorn? Is
a popcorn you had to pop?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
No, they had to pop it, and so they got
one of the pans out that I had to hand water.
We guess what we got the last laugh because the
girls are up pop and popcorn like two aa, dude,
we found the stash.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
That's what I'm talking about. I like that a lot,
and I've stayed at Airbnb's where they have locked closets,
and I'm like, what could be so important in that
closet that it is locked? Like, what could be in
there that is like, oh, do not touch.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
This, well, probably the food. And also now they're kind
of making these airbnbs, it's like they say that they're
for a certain amount of people. I mean the way
they did the very upstairs. Dude, they just threw two
of the smallest kids beds up there and said it
would sleep two more people. Come on, guys, come on,
nobody's sleeping on the bean bag. That doesn't count as
a bed. That's not a bed. And also just because
(22:16):
it's an attic not an attic loft, and you throw
two kids, you're the kid that was on this podcast,
he could have maybe slept in this bed two miniature
beds and then say it sleeps two more. I don't
know about that stretching it a little bit, ye a
little bit. Now, let me talk about Knoxville, man.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I mean, I know Knoxville was last weekend, but I
was talking to my wife about it over the weekend
and I forgot about a whole hilarious thing that I saw.
So your friend Ainslie that came with you and your wife,
she works with Baezer. She comes walking in and she
has a purse, brown purse, and they say, oh, sorry,
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clear bag policy, can't bring the person. So she went
and got one of those your plastic bags that you
know you get at the shopping marts. I don't know
where the hell you get them. They were giving away
at the lgtailgate shot out and so she gets the
purse and she sticks it in the clear bag and
they say, okay, now come on in.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
My coach. Let me get the lab track right.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
So she can't bring the person because it's not clear.
But if she sticks the same damn purse.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
In a clinic bag, come on through, dude, that is
the definition of this planet that we call hers.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
This is called the definition no common sense in the world,
and no damn sense that she she.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Took her purse that wasn't see through and put it
in a sea through bag and it was considered see
through and allowed into the game.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Gud she's carrying. I said, why is your purse in
that plastic bag? She goes, Oh, they told me I
couldn't bring the person because they have a clear bag policy,
and they so I went over and got a clear
bag and I put the person and they told me,
now you're good to come on in.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
And he still taste insane.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I'm just sitting there going So I thought about that
for an entire week, and I was sorting to my
wife about it, and I was like, how did I
forget about that? That may have been the highlight of
my weekend is the fact that she was able to
just stick it in a bag.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
And bring it into the damn state. Well, I want
to know, did Baser think about it, did her coworker
think about it, or did the people instruct her that
that's how she had to get in with her purse?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
A great question. I have no idea, but Baser wouldn't wizard.
It had to be the people.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
No, it was because Baser. We all went to the
shop before, and Basier did the same thing. She had
to go get a clear bag. And I was like,
why are you get in that doesn't have vols or
anything on it? And she goes, I have to get
it so I can take my person. Explain it to me.
Please explain to me how that works. It doesn't work right, Like,
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it makes no sense. They said it has to be
a clear bag. Air go. They went and got a
clear bag, and even though it's a purse, it's something
inside of that bag.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I'm being hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I mean that made me laugh so much. I thought
about it again this weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I'm sitting there watching the tight the Tennessee game a
little bit, and I thought about it again.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm like, that is hilarious. I mean, the guy before goes, no, absolutely, no, nope,
it has to be a clear bag. I'm sorry, ma'am,
I'm sorry not bring it in. Two minutes later, she
goes to a gift stop, gift store. She comes back.
She's got a clear plastic purse up, ma'am, your next
come on in, enjoy the game. Go volse ma'am. Oh,
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that's a clear bag. You come on in.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
It is so good to see. And welcome to Niland Stadium.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Are you cheer him? Are you a big balls fan? All? Well,
welcome your first timer. Hey, everybody, we got a first
timer here go ball man. The purse pack bag policy, baby.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I mean greatness, And hey, mag your balls man. I
don't know Nko's dead.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
He's alive, he's playing, he's playing. Yeah, he didn't come back.
Coach said he'd be good to go for Georgia. Good.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
And then I talked to Pitt's. He went to Neeland
stadium this weekend.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I saw the picture's surface.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
He said it was an absolutely terrible experience. He said
it was the worst time he's had at a football
game in his life. What he said, he went, and
he went with eleven other people. Saw that they had
twelve seats together or eleven seats together.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Were good for another twenty And he.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Said, they got there, they did the tailgate, then they
saw the band that watched them march in. Then they
went to their seats and their seats were twelve inches
wide because it's bench seating. No, these were upper upper,
like up high, and they were twelve inches. He said
(27:09):
him kick off, Kevin Uh another dude with him. He said,
they couldn't even fit in the seat. And he said
it was like when people had to get up to
go to the bathroom or get food.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Everybody stepping on everybody. He said, there was nowhere there.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
They had twelve eleven people and then one person couldn't
even fit because everybody was spilling over into the next seat.
He said they didn't get to sit the whole time
because it was so crowded, so up in everybody everybody's like.
Kevin said, he had a bag of peanuts. He was
sitting down on the edge of the seat. He said
he couldn't even eat the peanuts because he couldn't like
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he didn't have arm room to move the peanuts up
to his mouth.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
He couldn't go bird wing to get the pen and
then when he would, you know, shuck the peanuts whatever
you call it, deshell them. He had nowhere to throw
the shelves because it.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Was it would just be throwing on people laps, he goes,
So I bought Penda's and I couldn't even eat the
damn things because there was nowhere to put them. Like literally,
our knees were touching each other.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Why did we not experience that because we were down
in a lower section, I think, and we had bench
seats so it was a little bit more room.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Dude, I should have known that because I told my sister,
I go. I sent her some pictures and I said,
they had crammed so many people in there. We were
able to lift that duck that was it inflatable and
somebody was riding the duck on the inflatable. Yeah, because
there was that many people scrunched in there, we go
makes sense. They said they left at halftime.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Really, he said it was so uncomfortable and miserable that
they left at halftime because it just wasn't going to
be conducive. And he said the first quarter took like
an hour and a half. He was like, why does
one quarter take an hour and a half? And I said,
That's exactly what I said. When we were there over
the weekend before. I felt like the first half was
over two hours long. It and I don't know, maybe
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it's all college football games when you go to it
in person, it's that long, dude.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
It is because the Miami U game, it was halftime.
It had been two hours. It was one pm. It
had been on for two hours, and it was at halftime.
It's unacceptable. I was like, am I seen that wrong?
Is my phone not updating?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I literally thought them changing the clocks would make it longer.
But yeah, so they had They had about it as
bad as experience as I did at Neiland Stadium.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Man, dude, poor brother.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
He was so he was just like, dude, we paid
for eleven tickets, two thousand dollars and we stayed till
halftime because you couldn't even fit in the damn seats.
He goes and it's not like we're like overweight, like
five hundred pound people, Like we are normal sized humans.
But we couldn't even sit in the damn seats.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Dude. I mean, maybe they're where they were. It was
student section, because that's where it looked like it was
the tightest.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, maybe because the students haven't gained the freshman fifteen
so they can fit in the smaller seats.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I don't know. We were good. You mean, we had
those broads behind us. I got a broads behind us.
They couldn't stand up because she wrote with the leg
though she was laid up. She looked like she was
scrunched a little bit.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, she was a little tight, but she was a
little wide too, so I mean.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Her friend behind us was bouncing all over the place.
She looked like she had all kinds of room.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, I mean she had all kinds of alcohol. She
was good, and we had to make a window for her.
But we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Ray. She was getting really friendly with me, was she
She was nice? Oh, she was real nice because I
kept being like, hey, sorry, my buddies just keeping blocking
you guys view and they thought that was hilarious. I know,
We didn't even say anything funny. But I was drop
so I didn't get that her friend hurt her ankles.
I just thought she would like didn't like to stand up. Oh,
I thought, But now I get it. So she had
broken ankles or something.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
She said she rolled both her ankles that day.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Dude, I gotta be real. The whole time, I thought
it was because she was a lazy ass.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
No, and I told her, I said, it's maybe because
you're wearing those big ass boots.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
She goes, Oh, no, I rolled them before I put
the boots on. We weren't too dumb to understand the
concept that she actually had broke both her ankle Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I mean I thought the crutches laying there would give
it away, right, But no, you didn't catch up on that.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
All right, we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
And why we're taking this or he can go to
sore loosers dot com get your tickets at the convention.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
We'll be right back sorelosers dot com. Dude, we can
roll the whole thing. Ray, you know what I did
to this week? Can roll the whole son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
My baby box is buddies, Dad texts me. He goes, hey, guys,
want to have a playdate this weekend.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
You said it like baby box, like eighteen.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Ice six, and I was like, god, dude, we want
to play date. Let's do the playdate. He goes, how
does Saturday one thirty sound? And he hits me with
the park and I was like, ah, man, Vandy plays
at three. Do we really want to go over there
by Vandy? Because they got a cool Dragon park over
by Vandy. It's right across from the hospital. It's really cool,
great park.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Uh. Kids love it has a rock wall.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
You can climbing up on top of a mountain and
has a tunnel underneath the rocks.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
It's a great park.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Uh. So we were like, all right, well we'll switch
it up and we pick a different park. Uh more
central Town. I guess south of Town is what it
would be. And I walk outside at like one.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Point fifteen and it's starting to drizzle, like, ah, this
isn't good. This is not good.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
And we're gonna go, hey, we'll meet you. There's raining
at our house, so I don't know if it's gonna
be raining at that park. Well, we'll drive down there
and we'll check it out. And we get to the
park and Rage just unzipped his three quarters zip, trying
to look like Peyton Manning.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Uh. And we roll to the park and it's raining
all day, all day, man all day. And I'm like, damn,
my kids are all I got the two oldest kids
in the car. They're sad and upset. What are we
gonna do?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Let's just play in the rain. I'm like, I ain't
standing out in the rain, so you guys can run around.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
What what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
And I'm like, we'll figure it out. And the other
dad looks at me and goes, hey, I got one idea.
It's indoors. He said, all right, what is it? He goes,
have you ever been to that put shack place?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
He said, no, man, never been. He goes, I want
to give it a try.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
He's like yeah, and this is at one thirty. Goes, well,
the next appointment they have is, uh, two forty five.
I was like, book it, dude, we'll just drive there
and we'll be there early and we'll do something whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
So we try, We get to put shack and we'll
go to my work. Thought about it. I knew you'd
come around Dude, I knew you'd be.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Back, thought about thought about coming and showing them the
new studios.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Dude, the first second, I'm gonna be on Broadway. I'm
not going out for another two months. After Lexington and Knoxville,
I'm going I'm showing this off. This is amazing. Continue.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yeah, I was thinking about showing them the new studio,
but then I realized we didn't have the key. I
didn't have the key, didn't have the key to get
in the building or the parking garage.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
It's on your phone.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Not the parking so I can't get in.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
So I'm all right.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
So we go to put shack and you got a register,
blah blah, all right, cool, and we're there, I mean
our appointments at two forty five.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I'm with you. I've been there before, so I know
exactly what you're going through. It's kind of confusing in chaos.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
It's very chaotic. It's like you got to put the
names in on this screen.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
And isn't it like almost like Top Golf at the beginning,
where there's like thirty people in one girl helping thirty people.
There was no one at the kiosks helping. There was
some lady at a desk.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Are you here to dine, play or do both? And
I'm like, we're here to play. She goes, go to
that computer over there. Why do I have to go
to the computer? What is your job?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Then?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
What is your job if you're not going to do
it for me?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
When we were there, the computers were so damn confusing.
They had people going around explaining the computers because it guys,
it was Ai from twenty fifty.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'm glad you said that, Ray, Because we go to
the computers, please be my next story, and we scan
our little reservation and goes, all right, register next golfer,
I type in my name inner, well, let me register enter.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
You got to enter like all three people or something.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
I'm like, okay, let me go back. Try it again.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Nope, madam.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
So the other dad tries and he said, I can't
get to work.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
College grad.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
He looks at you, Oh yeah, he's a college grad.
He's a smart dude, works for the you know, school
school or the school board. And he looks at the
people nicelys and they're looking confused. He goes, you guys
have in trouble. Go They go, we can't figure it out.
He goes, oh, we're having the same trouble. And then
we looked at our left and they're like, do you
guys know how to do this? And they're like, no,
we don't know how to do it either. And they're
like they go we've been trying for ten minutes. We
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can't figure it out. And so finally I go get
the lady at the desk. I'm like, hey, can you
help us? She goes here, I'll.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Radio for someone.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Can we get a help to the golf sign up?
Help to the golf sign up? Thank you customer having
trouble with the computer. And this lady comes over and
she does it like it's so easy. She's like all
you got to do is this, this, this, And I'm like, well, yeah,
that easy.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Because you've done it one hundred times.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Okay, all three groups here couldn't figure it out, so
don't tell me that it's so easy.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Cool. But now it's two ten.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
We got thirty five minutes to our reservation, right, what
are we gonna do? And the kids just go running
up and they start running on the course.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah. I was gonna say, there's not any area really
for the kids to play.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
No, I didn't realize that it's more of like a
drink's like a top golf. You have some alcoholic beverages
and you wait, and so the kids are climbing over
the railings and are going out.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
On the court. Guys get over here.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
And then I look at the other day and I'm like, yo,
should we just try to go? I mean, I have
reservation is not for another thirty five minutes, but there
doesn't seem to be anybody in there, like check in.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Good call.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
And so we walk up and there's a line. There's
a line to start, and so we just stat in
the line and two twenty we get to the front
and the guy goes, oh, here, just hit this button.
Let me scan your reservation. Cool, here's your clubs go golf.
So the reservations meant absolutely nothing. Pro tip, absolutely nothing.
You can go at any time you want. Just go
up to the computer type it boom they And what's
(36:29):
cool though, is they format every golf ball with technology,
so when you put it down on the course, it
knows who's putting and it.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Keeps your scores.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
As baby Box is turned because he puts his ball
down baby Box two.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Really cool.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yes, they let two many damn people in at one time.
I mean every hole you wait fifteen minutes because there
are twenty people at every hole.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Oh, they still haven't figured that out. I think it
was like that a year ago.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Like, dude, we are sitting there at the first hole
and the line is just like, so we got our
balls at two twenty five. I bet you we got done.
I mean, it took us an hour and a half
to do nine holes.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
It's worse than the local muni.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
You can go to the local muni.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
You should have teed it up. Maybe you could go
to the local muni and play a nine hole real
golf in the time it took us to do nine holes.
A pupp but oh brutal. But the kids loved it.
They did so cool.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
They thought it was so cool the graphics, the the
ramps and the tricks and the you know, the score
popping up, and they really enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
It is cool that you don't have to worry about
scoring at all. So hones, even though it was a
little you know, I would like to challenge one of
the scores. I think they did mess it up, but
that's just me who cares a couple points here and there.
When you're drinking, having fun. There's different courses, so I
don't even know if you went on ours, did you
get the trivia thing for one of the holes. We
did not a big fan of that. It keep it.
(37:59):
I liked trivia. I like pupp putt, Keep them separate.
I don't need to answer a trivia question to play
a little put putt and then it affects your score.
I'm not about that. Yeah, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
And it's like, it's really weird because my kids, I mean,
my kids don't know the damn answers.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
It was like, when does Britney Spears shave her head?
Does anybody know when Britney shaved her head? And then
like some lady's like, hey, you're making fun of me,
fuck you, and I'm like, no, it's the trivia question.
It's asking does anybody know?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Please, people move on, move on. I'm like, Baser, Baser,
look at it. Google it, and we're like wait, anyway, oh,
there we go. And so then we all just googled
the trivia questions. It shouldn't be based on the winner
of the game, shouldn't be based off of trivia. It's
called put whack. It's not trivia whack, and I'll hang
up and listen on that.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Poor baby box. I mean, his trivia question pops up
and goes, Dad, what's it saying? Dad, what's you saying?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Read it?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
And I'm like, it says what TV family has the kids,
Sonny and Charles. And Dad goes and he goes that,
I don't know, no ship, no crap, dude, either do I.
I'm like, just guess the blue one. He hits in
the blue wrong, and he goes, Dad, you told me wrong.
I'm like, I didn't know the damn answer. So he
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was so stupid, damn.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Man about getting the question wrong.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
I'm like, I didn't know either. You understand I didn't know.
I just said pick one? What about the.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Uh principal or whoever? You said? How did he do
on his question? Got it wrong? So over two?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah, I got mine right because it was like, what's
the longest running cartoon? It was Simpson Garfield. Yeah, I'm
Primetime TV. It was it was either Simpsons or south Park,
and so mine was Simpsons. It was pretty it was
a simple question.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yes, I've been watching it every day since it's Simpson's here. Yeah,
all right, We're gonna take a break, yeah, and won't
be right back. We got another ten if you want
to r I know we're rocking down.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
I mean, I'm sweating, but rocking and Ray, let me
tell you, I told you I joined that Guillotine League
and the computer drafted Isaiah Pacheco and Rashie Rice for me.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Right you that already okay?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
So then they also drafted so I'm I'm already against
the A ball.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
I'm not gonna survive. There's no way.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
And then come Sunday or Saturday, I don't even know
what day it was. Saturday, they announced Michael Pittman out.
Oh guess whose team he was on ray for the
mid season guillotine yours mine. So if you have the
lowest score in this Guillotine League, you are kicked out
of the league. You lose, like you pay your entry fee.
Your team is wiped off. They go to free agency.
So I'm like, all right, cool, cool, I still got
(40:40):
key on Coleman for the Bills, like I'll play him.
Guess what Ray he was ruled out?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I don't even know how it is. Well, he running back.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
No, he's a wide receiver. He went to Michigan State
and then he went to Florida State. So I lost
Isaiah Pacheco, Rashie Rice, whoever? I just said, Michael, Kean Coleman,
and Keon Coleman.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I have nobody.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
So I have some guy named Jalen Polk from the Patriots.
I'm like, this dude has like three catches all year.
Drop his ass, pick up a different wide receiver and
what is Jaalen Pol?
Speaker 1 (41:14):
I was gonna say that they won big and.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Jalen Polk touchdown, touchdown.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Touchdown, So don't worry. I picked up Trey Palmer, Trey
Palmer from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. You want to know
what he got me? Ray? Just guess if you had.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
To guess a number that Trey Palmer is gonna contribute
to my team.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I would have bet decent because Mike Evans wasn't playing correct.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
So how many points did he get me?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Probably two zero? Not a damn catch all. Right, are
you doing your fantasy talk?
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Because I have my team scored sixty three point three points.
Two lowest scoring teams are eliminated, Ray.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Are the lowest. I made it true out in somebody
have a worst team. I do not know that takes ski, dude.
I was.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
I had Dalton Schultz versus Tankdale last night and Tank
Dale starts the game catch catch, catch, catch, and I'm like,
he is going to kill me by a thousand stabs,
like a little cuts, little cuts, little cuts. Dalton Schultz
didn't have a catch till the second half, and I
held on and I'm moving on with this terrible Lass team.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
All right, tell me who wins tonight. If me and
Justin lose were out, we won't make the playoffs. Our
season is over. We're like six and three. We're in
the toughest division we have tonight, John new Smith, the
guy we're playing, has a chain. We're up ten. Who wins?
And that's what I told Justin. I was. We kept
texting back and forth. I said, we have been laid
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to rest, and he goes, it is well, it is
well with my soul. And I said, we're on the
defibrillator and they have decided to pull the plug. We
are no longer alive. The family and next to Ken
had been notified Ripper Magoo team has passed.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Man that sucks.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
I mean, if John who gets a touchdown, maybe we
have a miracle. Here's what.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
I'm in a dogfight, man, I'm in a dogfight with
a guy that didn't even his tight end was on by.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
It was Nico Collins. He fucked us, oh too. All
day day. They wouldn't tell us, They wouldn't tell us
if he was playing. We really didn't have an option.
The waiver ware was gonna be shut. We didn't want
to take a risk for guys's gonna get two points.
We had to go in Nico all day and guess what,
five minutes before the fucking game, Nico Collins it activated
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but inactive. Fuck you Texans, fuck you and fuck Arnold. Dude,
just so dirty. Justin text me, I think Batter's box
has the same city. Dude. Justin text me, he's like,
fuck you, fuck me, fuck the Houston, Texas. Dude, that's
so dirty. It's bullshit. Man, suck. They were a night game,
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but they say it earlier. They got to tell you this.
They waited the whole damn day. It wouldn't have made
Maybe we could have got a guy that get us
two points, but how many you lose. But if you
get someone that has five points, that's huge. So I'm saying, dude,
five points anything to at least give yourself a shot.
The memes were pretty hilarious on Twitter when when people
would find out that Nico wasn't playing. Oh that is
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that is so dirty? Yeah that sucks. So we've passed
a Hane gets twenty. You passed.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
The Bears have passed, the Titans have passed. We have
nothing to look forward to. I have nothing to look
forward to. Every Sunday, South.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Beach hit me up and goes, do you want to
go to Titans Vikings next Sunday? Is that a joke?
That's a joke, right, Like I didn't go, and I
live right next to the stadium. The team was never
that great. God, the worst team in the NFL right now. No,
the Bears are now, They're both there. I mean the
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Bears are so I mean we he played two of
the worst teams in the league the last two weeks
and we have scored a damn touchdown. Dude, you got
to watch Levis though I watched him. He's like a
hard ass dude. He just tries to get his ass
beat everybody.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
But he does not know what sliding means.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
He won't slide, He'll go take attack, take a hit,
and just jam himself into.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
The ground extra throw his shoulder and there I'm like, bro.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
This guy isn't gonna last. What is happening?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
But he did have a couple of bombs to Calvin.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Ridley to start the game. They didn't do anything when
they scored one at the very end, like in the
corner of the end zone. A couple of nice throws.
But god, they suck the Bears. He sucked inner Miami
was the favorite. God fuck you Messy and all you
people from Belinciaga. Dude, how did they get upset? There
were the odds on the list to the nine seed Atlanta.
(45:47):
Unbelieve everything you got on f C. One of them's Galaxy,
one of them's La Dude. You bet the l A teams.
Guys are putting on like five goals a game. FC Galaxy.
That's your winner. I mean what a Tergas doesn't know?
Shiit Miami like even money. They were plus one forty
to win the whole thing. Guys. They finished sixteenth place
out of sixteen teams. Vegas didn't know shit about soccer.
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Find a sport Vegas has no idea about, and it's soccer. Geez,
I just go with the favorite. Oh they got messy.
Of course, every two days.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
They set every they scoring records this year, dude, every
parlay shot.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
I looked at their schedule. They won every game, every game.
Welcome to the playoffs. That's what I'm saying. It was
so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I didn't even watch it. I woke up and it said, man,
Miami eliminated, And I'm like, what, I just assumed I
was gonna watch them in the semi finals.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
In the finals. I didn't even need to tune into
the first round. Dude, I knew it when it went.
They won the first game, then they lose the second game.
I'm like, are you kidding me? It's gonna come down
to one game and they could be out. I wake
up Sunday morning, I was like, I just know it.
I know. They lost three to two. Like, of course
they lost like every parlay shot, every parlay everything. We
got cleaned out, every parlay shot, inner Miami. Never just
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go with the favorite if you don't know the sport.
I don't know a damn thing about soccer. Never just
go with the favorite. God that has a.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Rough we I mean was watching those Bears. I mean,
Caleb Williams looks like he has no idea what he's doing. Dude,
what you guys may't know if it's his fault.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
What were you? It was it like twenty four to say,
it was like nineteen to three. Hey, I had a
little chuckle to myself. Hey to the Patriots, I mean
the Patriots so rough, they're running rough shots in your
guys as the Patriots sun? Dude? Were they the Patriots?
Old Dad fucking Drew Bledsoe in there. I mean, Drake
may went ham on our ass. I mean, we couldn't
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do a damn thing. Hey, what about the NFL? Sends
over the the Panthers and the Giants, says he, Hey, Germany,
you like this shit? If you like that, we could
sell anything over there. Hey, if you'll buy this, pilot
teurs and you'll buy anything. I mean, dude, that thing
was so unwatchable. I had a first touchdown, bet, I
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had a second touchdown, bet, it was still I couldn't
even watch the fucking thing. It was that terrible of football.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Well, you want to know what's terrible is the Cowboys.
They're terrible too, But no, the Eagles sat one Barkley
the damn ball.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Give him the ball. He got it down to the
one yard line. They do that stupid ass tush push.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Stupid ass tush push, So dumb Barkley gets to the
five yard line. He goes, sud me out, sud me out,
give me Kenneth Gainwell in here. Then he comes back
in and they do the Reid option and Jalen Hurst
wants to keep it for himself from the four yard
line and he goes left side for a touchdown. They
don't even play Barkley in the fourth quarter because let
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me tell you what I had. Ray, I had a
TD parlay going. I had Tyrone Tracy Junior for the New.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
York Giants touchdown the second hand Jay, Ray, I had
a parlay going. I had George Kittle, what do he do? Touchdown?
I saw it because I was rooting for the guy
that got shot. He got one. Piarsaw pearsall had one.
He was out of that slot like a shotgun. Oh. Ray.
I had James Cook on that parlay touchdown, touchdown. Ray.
(48:59):
I had David Montgomery on there for that parlay. Guess
what he did last night? Touchdown?
Speaker 2 (49:09):
The easygges out of the day, the easiest We're gonna
do it.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
Barkley gets a touchdown every week. No damn touchdown. He
didn't get one. No, he got a lot of yards,
didn't he.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Dude, they didn't even play him in the fourth quarter. Yeah,
when I understand that, But reward the man. Reward the man.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
And also I did this thing. I was like, you
know what, why not hyper generate a parlay where you
pick the guy that gets the most rushing yards of
the day, and then all the other things will fall
into place, like Celtics to win the championship, Chiefs just
to win the AFC like stuff like that. So I go, hey,
I'm gonna do Bijon Robinson, Baby, dude, Bijean puts up
one hundred and sixteen. Taylor had like one hundred and fourteen.
I'm like, dude, most rushing yards of the day, right,
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didn't get it? Who got it? I didn't fucking check it.
I thought I won the bet. I look back, shubb
a Hubbard in Germany got one hundred and fifty. Fuck him.
I didn't even know he got that many. That's how boring, dude.
I watched it. I watched but Jean Robinson and thought
I won the bet because he eat Jonathan Taylor Thomas
by two yards. Little did I know the game that
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was so fucking boring they couldn't even watch. He got
one hundred and fifty yards. Unwatchable, unwatchable.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
You forgot to bleep a bunch, but that's unwatchable.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Here's another one. I'm not watching Chubb A. Hubbard in
Germany to see that he got one hundred and fifty
five yards.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
I had Daniel Jones over two hundred yards passing, No way,
do you get it? Oh no, no, he had one hundred
and ninety and they went to overtime. They got the
ball first, they fumbled the first nap.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Hey, hey, I had, I had, uh I had? I
had Alvin.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Kamara over one hundred and twelve yard total yards under
he had one hundred and nine and they do a
play action on third down. I mean he is wide
open on the sideline. I mean they're in anybody within
fifty yards of him. It's a walk in touchdown from
the fifty yard line.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
He dropped it. Ah, coach, you can't make this garbage out.
You wanna know what you can't make? They can't say chiefs.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
I mean, I don't know if you believe in luck
but good god, luck is shining on their ass, dude,
shining on their.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Ass, dude, exact same moment. I'm watching that game. They
ended the exact same time, forty nine Ers in Chiefs.
I said, Chiefs are gonna lose Boomer. This is awesome.
Broncos are gonna beat him. Niners win in that moment
because they gave him thirty seconds lefter. They march down
the field and the Chiefs get a miracle block field,
go and win the game at the exact same moment,
forty nine Ers and Chiefs win. They may go to
the super Bowl. It's so unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
If you don't believe in luck, I don't know what
you believe them because that I mean it, This doesn't happen,
and you're lucky we're here. It's so damn hot. We'll
see at the convention. Have a good Monday, Sore Losers
dot Com.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Yeah,
Live man going, yeah, you're live.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh, happy Monday man. Let's get a started. He And
I'm just gonna tell you right now, it's hot in here.
If you guys are wondering, the heat is still on
in this freaking room, and it is still one hundred
and fifty two degrees. But we're not gonna spend any
more time on it. We're just gonna start the show.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Well, I got the chills. It feels good to me.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh I don't, dude, No, you sound like shit.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You sound sick. This is the good side.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You've got Kleenex box. I'm gonna get sick.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm not sick. It's my allergies, not your allergies. Yeah, right,
not sick. I would have told you that, Okay, Yeah,
I think dude. I sneezed between two hundred and five
hundred times in the past two days. I've went through
ten boxes of Kleenex. Appetite. I've never eaten more food.
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I've slept like forty eight hours. I'm on afron, I'm
on the pills. There's as the one you wipe in
your nostrils, zycam. They make this one now where you
split it in half and rub it on the inside
of your nostril, and then you kind of put it
up the nostril a little bit, almost like you're doing cocaine,
and so whow I would hit that a little bit.
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I'm on it all man, But this is the good
side of it. You're dealing with the best part of me.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
That's weird because I've never heard someone say, oh, my
allergies caused me to sleep for forty eight hours. Never
heard that in my life. You know what makes me
sleep for like forty eight hours. A thing called the flu,
a thing called covid, a thing called uh sickness. Never
heard of allergies making someone sleep for forty eight hours
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because they feel like dog crap.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It may not have been forty eight hours, but we
went to Lexington.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
And let's start the show, and I want to hear
all about it.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I already started it. Go oh all right, Arnold is off, guys,
he has COVID.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Okay, see it is all I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That's all I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That is exactly what I'm talking about right here. God
bless America, guys. I mean, happy Veteransday, but this is
a disaster. So when I'm not here on Wednesday when
there's no pod Wednesday because I'm sleeping for forty eight
hours and I got some no swipe.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Because of allergies. You can all kiss raise ad. I
mean good. We're gonna do it live. Oh the one, two, three,
sol losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
A sports genius, y'all. It's Sisson. I'm from the North.
I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the North side
of Nashville with my Broadway girl. I'm originally from the North,
then moved around Texas, Wyoming, Chicago to name a few,
San Marcus, Austin. Those are cities, and then now I'm
in Nashville. Over to you, coach. I lost my train
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of thought with my intro. Oh yeah, it's probably the
allergies causing that. Again. I want to know about Lexington. Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You were going on Friday. You were driving to Lexington.
You were in a hurry. You were running out of
this station. You had places to be, people to see.
You were going to see John Calipari at the university.
Oh wait, no, he's not there anymore. Did you see Mark?
Did you see Mark Pope?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No saw Rup though this place? Did you see Stoops?
No man, just a lot of rednecks. I thought we
were redneck here they are there? Okay, coach got there
just in time. We ran into the Airbnb. A couple
bad directions. I was stuck in an alley with about
one inch of leeway on each side. Ashley wouldn't let
me turn around. She said, go down this alley. That's
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the correct direction. It was not the correct direction. Cost
us ten minutes, ended up getting to the airbnb. Did
not shower, did not change clothes. All I did was
put on a coke, was colder and shit out, and
Amber is a bartender, made us drink. We shot gunned
them and we walked to Rup and we made it
with about and then we stopped at a bar because
they knew somebody, and then we said, okay, we gotta
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leave because we're going to see Ali. So we left
Amber and her husband and Ashley at the bar, I believe,
and we went immediately to the arena and were there
in time for Ali's show because she was the opener.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So my question is it was that Rupp arena Yeah,
Oh that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
So did not know that little twist? Yeah, it's a
legendary basketball arena, so that was equally as cool as
seeing Ali clean player first big show a jelly roll.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And did you get to see her before the show
or did you just not even go backstage?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Don't bother her, she's in the zone. How does it work?
It was one of those where we bought the tickets,
so I just don't think she had that kind of
connections where she could bring people behind. You can vip,
do you guys want to come see the band? Go
to the bathroom? It wasn't that. It was we bought
our own tickets. We were kind of high up, they
were expensive and went there supported her, snuck down during
her show, so we were able to get good video
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right next to her and wave at her because we
were up top. Dude at Rup got it Rup a
beautiful spot though, I mean you got Predatorsville. I mean
you got the statue out front, you got Peckerina looking
like a little pecker, and you go into Predator's arena.
It's not great for basketball. I don't love it for
a concert, but dude, Rup good for concert and I
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can only imagine that next day basketball phenomenal as long
as they cleared off the fire off the stage from
jelly Rolls pyrotechniques. How was the show? It was good.
Ali was awesome. I didn't want to review jelly Roll
on the big show because we bounced around. We had
to go. We went and saw Ali. We wanted to
wait in her line and say what up to her
because she was like signing stuff, she had a merch table.
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We wanted to go celebrate her. That was the line.
Were there people there to say hi, do crapload to people?
We to wait in line to see our own friend.
And so that was cool. So yeah, so I didn't
necessarily see every song that jelly roll played. Saw all
a Shaboozi set phenomenal. He's got a better song than
bar song. There's another one. Look it up. It is
very very good.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I will look it up. I'll type in better than
bar song.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yes, got it? Okay, Shabboozi starts his set. Dude, he goes,
all right, I'm gonna play you guys a song. This
isn't bar song. I'll play that one later. I guess
people last for it all the time. Dude was great
and I think he told some story about being homeless,
very emotional, and then Ernest came on cut his hair.
Didn't look like Ernest didn't know who the guy was.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I see a picture of him with no hair, and
I was like, WHOA, that's weird, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I was like, who's stuck on stage? And what happened
to Ernest?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
He got nominated for a Grammy or something. He was like,
got my first Grammy nomination and I had some help
and it was post malone and has a picture.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
He has multiple songs with Wallen. Didn't play him with Wallen,
so I said, I'm out. My name is Ben and
I and in it my name is Paul. It's up
to y'all. If you're not gonna bring out Morgan Wallan,
I'm not watching Ernest. But then I saw Jellyroll. Dude,
man is that guy cover stage? Kidding? Doesn't move a lot,
but it was a phenomenal show. His songs, I am
not okay you talk about you about to call that
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hotline number. You don't you know what I'm saying. You
hear that song and you say there is a reason
to be on this planet. He starts his show with
the whole house on fire. I mean there's a literally,
the cops need to be called because there's a five
alarm fire to start the show.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Weird because I thought the fire department came, not the
cops when there's a fire. They all do, but it
is I'm not okay, tell me that one.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm not okay. I'm barely hanging in. I've heard it right,
it's right before you're about to call that number.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
No, no, I've heard it now that you say it okay.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
And then he does the one with Jesse Murph, which
is wild Things, and Ali came out and performed it,
and Ali had a Kentucky had the checker coat on.
It was it was her moment. That was it was cool.
Ali was in our living room ten years ago performing
her first song ever. Baser said, hey, do you care
if one of my friends comes over and plays in
our living room? I said, sure, I like music, And
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she came into our living room and played her first
ever song. Ten years later, she's at Reparina opening for
Jelly Roll. That's so Jim, that's a come up because
see me, I was in on the Bobby Bone Show
ten years ago. I'm still on the Bobby Bone show.
Really haven't made any career moves.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh yeah, sore losers, you started us a podcast, that's
what you did.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Good point, good point. But Ali living room to erupt, Man,
it's a tale as old as time. Did she know
you were coming to the concert? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay, I was wondering if it was like a surprise
when you're there In the line, she's, oh my gosh,
I didn't know you guys were coming.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Well, it was cool is when we were down there,
we were like, she did some songs where she got
only in Oklahoma and people are doing their lights, and
then we did our lights and then that's when she
realized it was us standing down there saying what up
to her? And I think she cried on stage. It's
pretty cool, special moment, but yeah, it's it was her.
It's her heartfelt song where it's like only in Oklahoma
you can get friends, and then her friends were there,
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but we're not from Oklahoma. But but yeah, so dude,
great show, Lexington Butt on the way up down whichever
way you're looking geographically. That's when I realized I was
starting to get the Book of Sugar and I had
something in my nose, and so what did I do.
I pressed on and I said, you know what, You're
gonna drink this little allergy out of my nose. And
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so I did. I found the cure to that allergies
at the bottom of the bottle Friday night, and we
stopped no less than fifty times on the way home,
stopped at every gas station from Lexington to Nashville. I
would just walk around. I would get Kleenex looking for
any sort of nasal spray. I would sneeze, I would
blow my nose. I would just spit on the ground
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because there was a flower, a bush, a tree, some
sort of herb something crawled up my asshole and ended
up in my nose in the form of allergies. And
I have been battling it through all the college football battles,
through the NFL battles, through NBA, NHL hockey games on TV.
It's been forty eight hours of TV and forty eight
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hours of sleep. But you know what I learned, It
doesn't matter how many of those allergy commercials that are
on the TV. You got to f find out for yourself,
how can you kill that allergy bug? And I did.
I did with zertech snapped it off with a Zycam
cleanex Lotion edition and Baser gave me some pill. I
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stick up my ass.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So at what point, what what point did you get
a fever?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Never a fever, allergy never a fever. I've been eating
like a horse, dude, I've.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Never read about the shakes the chills.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That was because bones keeps the studio fifty degrees. I was.
That was being funny earlier. I'm not sick. I had
the same thing Baser had. She had it two days
before and we got it out of her system.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Oh so she passed the allergy thing on it to you.
So it went from one person in your household to
the next. Even though allergies aren't contagious, they.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Are contagious to a degree. Oh to a degree.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
So if I, if I, if I have hay fever,
I can pass that hay fever to my wife.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
In a sense, the same symptoms, same everything Baser had
with the sneezing, the snuffles, the she had a cold.
There's no cold. It's not a cold. I'm telling you
right now, it's not a cold. And the weird thing
is my voice was perfect and then the balls drop
and all of a sudden, I got a couple octaves
deep around my voice. It's not sickness. I feel great,
I told texted Baser best I felt all weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So I mean, so you just lay on the counch.
What did you guys party without Colleen?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Afterwards? They we were right next to Rup. Got to
give props to Baser and the team getting us as
close as possible to. Didn't go to the concert. She
was the concert we did. Then they met us back
up at the concert and then afterwards. Dude, it was
house party. We had. All her bandmates were there. I
think the guitar guy was there, drummer was there. Uh,
(11:37):
I don't know, man, it was all kinds of people.
He wasn't, but we did, dude. We met all kinds
of Kentucky brothers. Man. We met the military, every single person.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Man, hey did jump Thank you Veterans Day.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I was like, thank you guys for your service. I
voted for Kamala. Dude. They were like red butted Americans.
They all had these shirts on its Army military. I
think the bar was literally for the Armed services. And
I was like, hey man, I was about fifty deep.
I was like, hey man, I gotta tell you I'm sorry,
I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Though I voted for Camal, they get all mad their
diet left their diet.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Least thank you for serving for our country. You know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Betternsday on Monday, and I won't see on Monday, but
I want to tell you thank you on this Friday.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
All right, you tell me what you think these guys did.
When I walked into the bathroom at Rapparena, there was
about ten dudes. It was pretty silent. It was a
jelly roll show. So I feel like people are in
their emotions a little bit. So it's not like a game.
It's not a basketball game where people are screaming. Is
there a lot of Kentucky gear at this Everybody wears
flannel and and uh loves their country music. Man. Okay,
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so I got a Camo a lot of Camo flannel. Okay,
so I fit in. I had my flannel and I
walk into the bathroom. There's about ten dudes all going
in the bathroom and it's just stacked. You can't get
in dead pretty dead silence. So you could get liminals
or troughs. No Jeurnals can get away with saying something
funny and everybody would hear it, and I walk in,
I go, hey, boys, Uh, any of you guys cool
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with doubling up coach? I've ever seen ten Kentucky brothers
laugh their asses off. Can you imagine that some dude
comes up to the side of you, it doubles up
on the hurdle with you. I guess man, you gave
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me the coach. You can only do it though, with
the guys that are the most serious and the most redeck.
That's the only way it works.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You have given me the best. I'm gonna start doing
that every bathroom.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Because I hate when it's just awkward and everybody's just
randomly like looking around and just so silent.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I want to look like you just gotta put your
hands at your side and you're like, can I look
it right?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Like, bros, let's loosen it up a little bit. We're
here to concerts Friday night. Let's get a little wild
with our ladies. Let's have some fun in the bathroom.
You don't have to be d silent when you walk
in the bathroom. It's just like everybody's like covering their
junk like quietly. I'm like, guys, come on, let's let lose.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
You send it up, man, and it's and it's so
awkward because like there's two different lines maybe coming from
two different directions, and there's one urinal that opens. You
look at each other and you point, oh, you go.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Ahead or me go ahead?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
You know, oh yeah, Like it's not that big a deal.
And we do take it very serious when we go
to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Like, guys, if there's a bathroom, if there's one of
the sit down ones, go in there. You go to
the bathroom, in there, you're not washing your hands, get
at it, let's go, it's just you. At some point, guys,
you got to make the joke because guys get weird
when it comes to a bathroom and a bunch of
dudes in their dongs. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Well, hey man, you want to know about my weekend.
So you get back from Lexington, you just sit on
the couch the rest of the weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well, no, I knew it was bad that morning, and
so yes, so then we got in. We were we
were home before football, were home at ten fifty seven,
right before Miami. The hell time did you leave six am?
It's Eastern time? But bro I was up at five
am ready to roll, and I was waiting for Amber
and her husband to move their vehicle. They had a
wedding to get to, so they actually did get up
pretty quickly. And then before we left, And can I
(15:11):
tell you something that's getting ridiculous at these airbnbs. I
gotta tell you after the break.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You want to tell me after the break, we gotta
take a break. You tell me something ridiculous, and I'm
gonna tell you something ridiculous. I remember about Knoxville that
went down that I found the to be absolutely stupid.
Tell me right after this, go okay.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
So we left, made it in time for college football,
even though I slept for the first half of Miami
only to see him get sodomized at the end. Cam
Ward probably loses Heisman presidency, most likely will now go
to al Sean Gentry Travis Hunter. I still think he's
overrated the guy. He's got like two interceptions, and they're
gonna lose. They got hell of a schedule. They got Kansas,
(15:52):
they got Utah, they got Oklahoma State. They may lose
all three of those. Uh, those all three suck. Utah
just played by you beat the breaks off their ass
and their coach even said they got fucked by the refs.
Yeah they lost. I know they got a hell of
a schedule. But here's the thing about Utah.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Their their problem is that was their world's that was
their in NCAA championship, that was everything. They're gonna go
to Colorado this week and get housed.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Well that's not good because I don't have any money
on Travis Hunter. Go ahead, let's go back to the Airbnb.
So we're just leaving, and that they always have these booklets.
Now at the airbnb's where you won't get your security
deposit back if you don't do all. Look through the
book club, man, there's booklet's got five pages of rules.
So we just made a skit out of it, me
and my cousin Dave, because it was so ridiculous. Dude,
(16:40):
it said, what the hell, who's Dave? No one even knew.
Dave was there. Amber's husband, He was at the wedding.
He was the military guy. Got it. You gotta salute
him every time you walk into.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Heah, Dave, thank you, man, We appreciate you. Happy Veterans Day, John,
thank you. Happy Veterans Day, b Hands, Happy Veterans Day.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
So we look at the book. It says strip the beds,
it says do the dishwasher, it says the towels. You
gotta throw them all in the bathroom. There was clean
off the counters. Lock this door, lock that door. Uh oh,
your trash. You gotta take the damn trash out. I
go outside. There's three different trash cans, ones for leaves,
ones for trash, ones for recycling. Did I need to
(17:16):
rake the leaves too? Dude? So we just started joking.
We were like, at what point are these places, these
Airbnb's just gonna stop with these lists. I was like, hey, Dave,
were you able to fix the air conditioner? It was
on the list? And Dave goes, hey, man, did you
end up doing the leaves in the backyard because it
said on the list you got to rake the leaves?
And they were all like, hey, worst Dave. Oh he's
in the backyard. He's pressure washing the cement driveway. They
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said to do it. It was on the list. Guys, At
what point are we gonna stop these fucking Airbnb list
for me to get my deposit? I don't even do
the dishes at my house. And they wanted basers on
her hands and knees guys trying to figure out where
she needs to put the the extra clear and crystal
clear whatever it's called. What is it? The damn dishwasher?
(18:02):
So no, if there's your there's one even brighter and cleaner.
There's an actually there's a special Loxi clean. Yes, so
Baser had the uh, she has the stuff you put
in the dishwasher, and then she's like, where do you
put the oxy clean? Baser, I don't know. I haven't
done the damn dishes at my own house, much less
at in Airbnb. They gotta stop with the lists. What's
(18:24):
hilario enough.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
What's hilarious is you have to pay a certain amount
of money because they have a cleaning crew that comes.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
In after you.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
So why am I doing all the cleaning when you're
gonna have a crew come in here and clean after me.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Don't they do the dishes? Don't they do the sheets,
Don't they do the towels? Why do I have to
do it all?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
If you have a cleaning service that comes after I leave,
why do I need.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
To do it? Dude? When Baser is on her hands
and knees again and she's stripping the beds because it
was on the list. Guys, enough is enough?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Check The email says you did not get your deposit back.
You forgot to clean the blinds. Oh yeah, you didn't
dust the hutch.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Dude. Me and Dave went on for about twenty minutes
doing that crap because it was so ridiculous. I was like, hey, Dave, guys,
Dave's out front. They're like, why's he out front? The
cars are out back. I said, apparently he had to
fix the door before we laugh. Hey do you guys
hear that? Yeah? Yeah, it's just Dave up on the roof.
He had to redo the shingles. I got him. Ayon's like.
(19:33):
Amy was saying something about a drink the haty like
a power aide or something like that, and she's like, oh, nice,
you found you a power RD. I was like, that's
not a power rade. Dave was pouring free on in
the air conditioner. It was on the last Dude. We
never stopped. We're like, they've just got to stop with
this crap. Or people are not gonna do airbnbs, get
me back to a hotel. Way too many rules, way
(19:55):
too many do this, do that, do this, do that?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Or Hey, if you ever stayed in airbnb that doesn't
have an damn dishwasher. You want to talk about annoying
as they don't have a dishwasher, so every time you eat,
you gonna wash every single item by hand. It's like,
oh my god, I don't even do that at my house. Like,
and I know some people don't have a dishwasher, and
I'm sorry for sounding out of touch, but ninety I
(20:19):
feel like ninety nine percent have a dishwasher. So if
you're gonna have an Airbnb, have a damn dishwasher. I
spend half my weekend washing dishes because you.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Don't have a damn dishwasher. Dude, That's what happened when
I went to Chattanooga.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
They didn't have a freaking dishwasher in the airbnb, and
you just brought back bad memories.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Do the same thing with me. In Knoxville. It said,
if you don't have a full load, please hand wash
the dishes. Excuse me, I'm gonna revert back to the
nineteen sixties and get dish soap and drying towels and
stuff because I have to run the dishwasher to get
my deposit back.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh, we saw that you ran the dishwasher twice. That's
it a twenty dollars fine because that makes our water
bill go up.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Get out of here. But you know what we got
the last laugh? Oh? I guess uh. The house party
went until like two am. I was embedd at eleven PM.
I hadn't slept since Bobby Big Show twenty four hours earlier.
So I go to bed. Okay, I get up in
the morning. I guess they found there's a basement to
the place. Oh, so they went and got pop. They
found there was waters. I was like, we're all this
popping water come from. And then to top it all off,
(21:24):
they found popcorn.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Oh now, now was it a bucket of popcorn? Is
a popcorn you had to pop?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
No, they had to pop it, and so they got
one of the pans out that I had to hand water.
We guess what we got the last laugh because the
girls are up pop and popcorn like two aa, dude,
we found the stash.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
That's what I'm talking about. I like that a lot,
and I've stayed at Airbnb's where they have locked closets,
and I'm like, what could be so important in that
closet that it is locked? Like, what could be in
there that is like, oh, do not touch.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
This, well, probably the food. And also now they're kind
of making these airbnbs, it's like they say that they're
for a certain amount of people. I mean the way
they did the very upstairs. Dude, they just threw two
of the smallest kids beds up there and said it
would sleep two more people. Come on, guys, come on,
nobody's sleeping on the bean bag. That doesn't count as
a bed. That's not a bed. And also just because
(22:16):
it's an attic not an attic loft, and you throw
two kids, you're the kid that was on this podcast,
he could have maybe slept in this bed two miniature
beds and then say it sleeps two more. I don't
know about that stretching it a little bit, ye a
little bit. Now, let me talk about Knoxville, man.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I mean, I know Knoxville was last weekend, but I
was talking to my wife about it over the weekend
and I forgot about a whole hilarious thing that I saw.
So your friend Ainslie that came with you and your wife,
she works with Baezer. She comes walking in and she
has a purse, brown purse, and they say, oh, sorry,
(22:54):
clear bag policy, can't bring the person. So she went
and got one of those your plastic bags that you
know you get at the shopping marts. I don't know
where the hell you get them. They were giving away
at the lgtailgate shot out and so she gets the
purse and she sticks it in the clear bag and
they say, okay, now come on in.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
My coach. Let me get the lab track right.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
So she can't bring the person because it's not clear.
But if she sticks the same damn purse.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
In a clinic bag, come on through, dude, that is
the definition of this planet that we call hers.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
This is called the definition no common sense in the world,
and no damn sense that she she.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Took her purse that wasn't see through and put it
in a sea through bag and it was considered see
through and allowed into the game.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Gud she's carrying. I said, why is your purse in
that plastic bag? She goes, Oh, they told me I
couldn't bring the person because they have a clear bag policy,
and they so I went over and got a clear
bag and I put the person and they told me,
now you're good to come on in.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
And he still taste insane.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I'm just sitting there going So I thought about that
for an entire week, and I was sorting to my
wife about it, and I was like, how did I
forget about that? That may have been the highlight of
my weekend is the fact that she was able to
just stick it in a bag.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
And bring it into the damn state. Well, I want
to know, did Baser think about it, did her coworker
think about it, or did the people instruct her that
that's how she had to get in with her purse?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
A great question. I have no idea, but Baser wouldn't wizard.
It had to be the people.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
No, it was because Baser. We all went to the
shop before, and Basier did the same thing. She had
to go get a clear bag. And I was like,
why are you get in that doesn't have vols or
anything on it? And she goes, I have to get
it so I can take my person. Explain it to me.
Please explain to me how that works. It doesn't work right, Like,
(25:15):
it makes no sense. They said it has to be
a clear bag. Air go. They went and got a
clear bag, and even though it's a purse, it's something
inside of that bag.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I'm being hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I mean that made me laugh so much. I thought
about it again this weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I'm sitting there watching the tight the Tennessee game a
little bit, and I thought about it again.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm like, that is hilarious. I mean, the guy before goes, no, absolutely, no, nope,
it has to be a clear bag. I'm sorry, ma'am,
I'm sorry not bring it in. Two minutes later, she
goes to a gift stop, gift store. She comes back.
She's got a clear plastic purse up, ma'am, your next
come on in, enjoy the game. Go volse ma'am. Oh,
(25:55):
that's a clear bag. You come on in.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
It is so good to see. And welcome to Niland Stadium.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Are you cheer him? Are you a big balls fan? All? Well,
welcome your first timer. Hey, everybody, we got a first
timer here go ball man. The purse pack bag policy, baby.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I mean greatness, And hey, mag your balls man. I
don't know Nko's dead.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
He's alive, he's playing, he's playing. Yeah, he didn't come back.
Coach said he'd be good to go for Georgia. Good.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
And then I talked to Pitt's. He went to Neeland
stadium this weekend.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I saw the picture's surface.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
He said it was an absolutely terrible experience. He said
it was the worst time he's had at a football
game in his life. What he said, he went, and
he went with eleven other people. Saw that they had
twelve seats together or eleven seats together.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Were good for another twenty And he.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Said, they got there, they did the tailgate, then they
saw the band that watched them march in. Then they
went to their seats and their seats were twelve inches
wide because it's bench seating. No, these were upper upper,
like up high, and they were twelve inches. He said
(27:09):
him kick off, Kevin Uh another dude with him. He said,
they couldn't even fit in the seat. And he said
it was like when people had to get up to
go to the bathroom or get food.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Everybody stepping on everybody. He said, there was nowhere there.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
They had twelve eleven people and then one person couldn't
even fit because everybody was spilling over into the next seat.
He said they didn't get to sit the whole time
because it was so crowded, so up in everybody everybody's like.
Kevin said, he had a bag of peanuts. He was
sitting down on the edge of the seat. He said
he couldn't even eat the peanuts because he couldn't like
(27:44):
he didn't have arm room to move the peanuts up
to his mouth.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
He couldn't go bird wing to get the pen and
then when he would, you know, shuck the peanuts whatever
you call it, deshell them. He had nowhere to throw
the shelves because it.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Was it would just be throwing on people laps, he goes,
So I bought Penda's and I couldn't even eat the
damn things because there was nowhere to put them. Like literally,
our knees were touching each other.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Why did we not experience that because we were down
in a lower section, I think, and we had bench
seats so it was a little bit more room.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Dude, I should have known that because I told my sister,
I go. I sent her some pictures and I said,
they had crammed so many people in there. We were
able to lift that duck that was it inflatable and
somebody was riding the duck on the inflatable. Yeah, because
there was that many people scrunched in there, we go
makes sense. They said they left at halftime.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Really, he said it was so uncomfortable and miserable that
they left at halftime because it just wasn't going to
be conducive. And he said the first quarter took like
an hour and a half. He was like, why does
one quarter take an hour and a half? And I said,
That's exactly what I said. When we were there over
the weekend before. I felt like the first half was
over two hours long. It and I don't know, maybe
(28:53):
it's all college football games when you go to it
in person, it's that long, dude.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
It is because the Miami U game, it was halftime.
It had been two hours. It was one pm. It
had been on for two hours, and it was at halftime.
It's unacceptable. I was like, am I seen that wrong?
Is my phone not updating?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I literally thought them changing the clocks would make it longer.
But yeah, so they had They had about it as
bad as experience as I did at Neiland Stadium.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Man, dude, poor brother.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
He was so he was just like, dude, we paid
for eleven tickets, two thousand dollars and we stayed till
halftime because you couldn't even fit in the damn seats.
He goes and it's not like we're like overweight, like
five hundred pound people, Like we are normal sized humans.
But we couldn't even sit in the damn seats.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Dude. I mean, maybe they're where they were. It was
student section, because that's where it looked like it was
the tightest.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, maybe because the students haven't gained the freshman fifteen
so they can fit in the smaller seats.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I don't know. We were good. You mean, we had
those broads behind us. I got a broads behind us.
They couldn't stand up because she wrote with the leg
though she was laid up. She looked like she was
scrunched a little bit.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, she was a little tight, but she was a
little wide too, so I mean.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Her friend behind us was bouncing all over the place.
She looked like she had all kinds of room.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, I mean she had all kinds of alcohol. She
was good, and we had to make a window for her.
But we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Ray. She was getting really friendly with me, was she
She was nice? Oh, she was real nice because I
kept being like, hey, sorry, my buddies just keeping blocking
you guys view and they thought that was hilarious. I know,
We didn't even say anything funny. But I was drop
so I didn't get that her friend hurt her ankles.
I just thought she would like didn't like to stand up. Oh,
I thought, But now I get it. So she had
broken ankles or something.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
She said she rolled both her ankles that day.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Dude, I gotta be real. The whole time, I thought
it was because she was a lazy ass.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
No, and I told her, I said, it's maybe because
you're wearing those big ass boots.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
She goes, Oh, no, I rolled them before I put
the boots on. We weren't too dumb to understand the
concept that she actually had broke both her ankle Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I mean I thought the crutches laying there would give
it away, right, But no, you didn't catch up on that.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
All right, we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
And why we're taking this or he can go to
sore loosers dot com get your tickets at the convention.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
We'll be right back sorelosers dot com. Dude, we can
roll the whole thing. Ray, you know what I did
to this week? Can roll the whole son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
My baby box is buddies, Dad texts me. He goes, hey, guys,
want to have a playdate this weekend.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
You said it like baby box, like eighteen.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Ice six, and I was like, god, dude, we want
to play date. Let's do the playdate. He goes, how
does Saturday one thirty sound? And he hits me with
the park and I was like, ah, man, Vandy plays
at three. Do we really want to go over there
by Vandy? Because they got a cool Dragon park over
by Vandy. It's right across from the hospital. It's really cool,
great park.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Uh. Kids love it has a rock wall.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
You can climbing up on top of a mountain and
has a tunnel underneath the rocks.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
It's a great park.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Uh. So we were like, all right, well we'll switch
it up and we pick a different park. Uh more
central Town. I guess south of Town is what it
would be. And I walk outside at like one.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Point fifteen and it's starting to drizzle, like, ah, this
isn't good. This is not good.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
And we're gonna go, hey, we'll meet you. There's raining
at our house, so I don't know if it's gonna
be raining at that park. Well, we'll drive down there
and we'll check it out. And we get to the
park and Rage just unzipped his three quarters zip, trying
to look like Peyton Manning.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Uh. And we roll to the park and it's raining
all day, all day, man all day. And I'm like, damn,
my kids are all I got the two oldest kids
in the car. They're sad and upset. What are we
gonna do?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Let's just play in the rain. I'm like, I ain't
standing out in the rain, so you guys can run around.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
What what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
And I'm like, we'll figure it out. And the other
dad looks at me and goes, hey, I got one idea.
It's indoors. He said, all right, what is it? He goes,
have you ever been to that put shack place?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
He said, no, man, never been. He goes, I want
to give it a try.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
He's like yeah, and this is at one thirty. Goes, well,
the next appointment they have is, uh, two forty five.
I was like, book it, dude, we'll just drive there
and we'll be there early and we'll do something whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
So we try, We get to put shack and we'll
go to my work. Thought about it. I knew you'd
come around Dude, I knew you'd be.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Back, thought about thought about coming and showing them the
new studios.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Dude, the first second, I'm gonna be on Broadway. I'm
not going out for another two months. After Lexington and Knoxville,
I'm going I'm showing this off. This is amazing. Continue.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yeah, I was thinking about showing them the new studio,
but then I realized we didn't have the key. I
didn't have the key, didn't have the key to get
in the building or the parking garage.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
It's on your phone.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Not the parking so I can't get in.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
So I'm all right.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
So we go to put shack and you got a register,
blah blah, all right, cool, and we're there, I mean
our appointments at two forty five.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I'm with you. I've been there before, so I know
exactly what you're going through. It's kind of confusing in chaos.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
It's very chaotic. It's like you got to put the
names in on this screen.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
And isn't it like almost like Top Golf at the beginning,
where there's like thirty people in one girl helping thirty people.
There was no one at the kiosks helping. There was
some lady at a desk.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Are you here to dine, play or do both? And
I'm like, we're here to play. She goes, go to
that computer over there. Why do I have to go
to the computer? What is your job?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Then?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
What is your job if you're not going to do
it for me?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
When we were there, the computers were so damn confusing.
They had people going around explaining the computers because it guys,
it was Ai from twenty fifty.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'm glad you said that, Ray, Because we go to
the computers, please be my next story, and we scan
our little reservation and goes, all right, register next golfer,
I type in my name inner, well, let me register enter.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
You got to enter like all three people or something.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
I'm like, okay, let me go back. Try it again.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Nope, madam.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
So the other dad tries and he said, I can't
get to work.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
College grad.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
He looks at you, Oh yeah, he's a college grad.
He's a smart dude, works for the you know, school
school or the school board. And he looks at the
people nicelys and they're looking confused. He goes, you guys
have in trouble. Go They go, we can't figure it out.
He goes, oh, we're having the same trouble. And then
we looked at our left and they're like, do you
guys know how to do this? And they're like, no,
we don't know how to do it either. And they're
like they go we've been trying for ten minutes. We
(35:06):
can't figure it out. And so finally I go get
the lady at the desk. I'm like, hey, can you
help us? She goes here, I'll.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Radio for someone.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Can we get a help to the golf sign up?
Help to the golf sign up? Thank you customer having
trouble with the computer. And this lady comes over and
she does it like it's so easy. She's like all
you got to do is this, this, this, And I'm like, well, yeah,
that easy.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Because you've done it one hundred times.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Okay, all three groups here couldn't figure it out, so
don't tell me that it's so easy.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Cool. But now it's two ten.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
We got thirty five minutes to our reservation, right, what
are we gonna do? And the kids just go running
up and they start running on the course.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah. I was gonna say, there's not any area really
for the kids to play.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
No, I didn't realize that it's more of like a
drink's like a top golf. You have some alcoholic beverages
and you wait, and so the kids are climbing over
the railings and are going out.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
On the court. Guys get over here.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
And then I look at the other day and I'm like, yo,
should we just try to go? I mean, I have
reservation is not for another thirty five minutes, but there
doesn't seem to be anybody in there, like check in.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Good call.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
And so we walk up and there's a line. There's
a line to start, and so we just stat in
the line and two twenty we get to the front
and the guy goes, oh, here, just hit this button.
Let me scan your reservation. Cool, here's your clubs go golf.
So the reservations meant absolutely nothing. Pro tip, absolutely nothing.
You can go at any time you want. Just go
up to the computer type it boom they And what's
(36:29):
cool though, is they format every golf ball with technology,
so when you put it down on the course, it
knows who's putting and it.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Keeps your scores.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
As baby Box is turned because he puts his ball
down baby Box two.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Really cool.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yes, they let two many damn people in at one time.
I mean every hole you wait fifteen minutes because there
are twenty people at every hole.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Oh, they still haven't figured that out. I think it
was like that a year ago.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Like, dude, we are sitting there at the first hole
and the line is just like, so we got our
balls at two twenty five. I bet you we got done.
I mean, it took us an hour and a half
to do nine holes.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
It's worse than the local muni.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
You can go to the local muni.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
You should have teed it up. Maybe you could go
to the local muni and play a nine hole real
golf in the time it took us to do nine holes.
A pupp but oh brutal. But the kids loved it.
They did so cool.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
They thought it was so cool the graphics, the the
ramps and the tricks and the you know, the score
popping up, and they really enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
It is cool that you don't have to worry about
scoring at all. So hones, even though it was a
little you know, I would like to challenge one of
the scores. I think they did mess it up, but
that's just me who cares a couple points here and there.
When you're drinking, having fun. There's different courses, so I
don't even know if you went on ours, did you
get the trivia thing for one of the holes. We
did not a big fan of that. It keep it.
(37:59):
I liked trivia. I like pupp putt, Keep them separate.
I don't need to answer a trivia question to play
a little put putt and then it affects your score.
I'm not about that. Yeah, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
And it's like, it's really weird because my kids, I mean,
my kids don't know the damn answers.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
It was like, when does Britney Spears shave her head?
Does anybody know when Britney shaved her head? And then
like some lady's like, hey, you're making fun of me,
fuck you, and I'm like, no, it's the trivia question.
It's asking does anybody know?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Please, people move on, move on. I'm like, Baser, Baser,
look at it. Google it, and we're like wait, anyway, oh,
there we go. And so then we all just googled
the trivia questions. It shouldn't be based on the winner
of the game, shouldn't be based off of trivia. It's
called put whack. It's not trivia whack, and I'll hang
up and listen on that.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Poor baby box. I mean, his trivia question pops up
and goes, Dad, what's it saying? Dad, what's you saying?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Read it?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
And I'm like, it says what TV family has the kids,
Sonny and Charles. And Dad goes and he goes that,
I don't know, no ship, no crap, dude, either do I.
I'm like, just guess the blue one. He hits in
the blue wrong, and he goes, Dad, you told me wrong.
I'm like, I didn't know the damn answer. So he
(39:17):
was so stupid, damn.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Man about getting the question wrong.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
I'm like, I didn't know either. You understand I didn't know.
I just said pick one? What about the.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Uh principal or whoever? You said? How did he do
on his question? Got it wrong? So over two?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah, I got mine right because it was like, what's
the longest running cartoon? It was Simpson Garfield. Yeah, I'm
Primetime TV. It was it was either Simpsons or south Park,
and so mine was Simpsons. It was pretty it was
a simple question.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yes, I've been watching it every day since it's Simpson's here. Yeah,
all right, We're gonna take a break, yeah, and won't
be right back. We got another ten if you want
to r I know we're rocking down.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
I mean, I'm sweating, but rocking and Ray, let me
tell you, I told you I joined that Guillotine League
and the computer drafted Isaiah Pacheco and Rashie Rice for me.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Right you that already okay?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
So then they also drafted so I'm I'm already against
the A ball.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
I'm not gonna survive. There's no way.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
And then come Sunday or Saturday, I don't even know
what day it was. Saturday, they announced Michael Pittman out.
Oh guess whose team he was on ray for the
mid season guillotine yours mine. So if you have the
lowest score in this Guillotine League, you are kicked out
of the league. You lose, like you pay your entry fee.
Your team is wiped off. They go to free agency.
So I'm like, all right, cool, cool, I still got
(40:40):
key on Coleman for the Bills, like I'll play him.
Guess what Ray he was ruled out?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I don't even know how it is. Well, he running back.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
No, he's a wide receiver. He went to Michigan State
and then he went to Florida State. So I lost
Isaiah Pacheco, Rashie Rice, whoever? I just said, Michael, Kean Coleman,
and Keon Coleman.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I have nobody.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
So I have some guy named Jalen Polk from the Patriots.
I'm like, this dude has like three catches all year.
Drop his ass, pick up a different wide receiver and
what is Jaalen Pol?
Speaker 1 (41:14):
I was gonna say that they won big and.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Jalen Polk touchdown, touchdown.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Touchdown, So don't worry. I picked up Trey Palmer, Trey
Palmer from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. You want to know
what he got me? Ray? Just guess if you had.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
To guess a number that Trey Palmer is gonna contribute
to my team.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I would have bet decent because Mike Evans wasn't playing correct.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
So how many points did he get me?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Probably two zero? Not a damn catch all. Right, are
you doing your fantasy talk?
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Because I have my team scored sixty three point three points.
Two lowest scoring teams are eliminated, Ray.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Are the lowest. I made it true out in somebody
have a worst team. I do not know that takes ski, dude.
I was.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
I had Dalton Schultz versus Tankdale last night and Tank
Dale starts the game catch catch, catch, catch, and I'm like,
he is going to kill me by a thousand stabs,
like a little cuts, little cuts, little cuts. Dalton Schultz
didn't have a catch till the second half, and I
held on and I'm moving on with this terrible Lass team.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
All right, tell me who wins tonight. If me and
Justin lose were out, we won't make the playoffs. Our
season is over. We're like six and three. We're in
the toughest division we have tonight, John new Smith, the
guy we're playing, has a chain. We're up ten. Who wins?
And that's what I told Justin. I was. We kept
texting back and forth. I said, we have been laid
(42:50):
to rest, and he goes, it is well, it is
well with my soul. And I said, we're on the
defibrillator and they have decided to pull the plug. We
are no longer alive. The family and next to Ken
had been notified Ripper Magoo team has passed.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Man that sucks.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
I mean, if John who gets a touchdown, maybe we
have a miracle. Here's what.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
I'm in a dogfight, man, I'm in a dogfight with
a guy that didn't even his tight end was on by.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
It was Nico Collins. He fucked us, oh too. All
day day. They wouldn't tell us, They wouldn't tell us
if he was playing. We really didn't have an option.
The waiver ware was gonna be shut. We didn't want
to take a risk for guys's gonna get two points.
We had to go in Nico all day and guess what,
five minutes before the fucking game, Nico Collins it activated
(43:38):
but inactive. Fuck you Texans, fuck you and fuck Arnold. Dude,
just so dirty. Justin text me, I think Batter's box
has the same city. Dude. Justin text me, he's like,
fuck you, fuck me, fuck the Houston, Texas. Dude, that's
so dirty. It's bullshit. Man, suck. They were a night game,
(44:00):
but they say it earlier. They got to tell you this.
They waited the whole damn day. It wouldn't have made
Maybe we could have got a guy that get us
two points, but how many you lose. But if you
get someone that has five points, that's huge. So I'm saying, dude,
five points anything to at least give yourself a shot.
The memes were pretty hilarious on Twitter when when people
would find out that Nico wasn't playing. Oh that is
(44:23):
that is so dirty? Yeah that sucks. So we've passed
a Hane gets twenty. You passed.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
The Bears have passed, the Titans have passed. We have
nothing to look forward to. I have nothing to look
forward to. Every Sunday, South.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Beach hit me up and goes, do you want to
go to Titans Vikings next Sunday? Is that a joke?
That's a joke, right, Like I didn't go, and I
live right next to the stadium. The team was never
that great. God, the worst team in the NFL right now. No,
the Bears are now, They're both there. I mean the
(44:58):
Bears are so I mean we he played two of
the worst teams in the league the last two weeks
and we have scored a damn touchdown. Dude, you got
to watch Levis though I watched him. He's like a
hard ass dude. He just tries to get his ass
beat everybody.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
But he does not know what sliding means.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
He won't slide, He'll go take attack, take a hit,
and just jam himself into.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
The ground extra throw his shoulder and there I'm like, bro.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
This guy isn't gonna last. What is happening?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
But he did have a couple of bombs to Calvin.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Ridley to start the game. They didn't do anything when
they scored one at the very end, like in the
corner of the end zone. A couple of nice throws.
But god, they suck the Bears. He sucked inner Miami
was the favorite. God fuck you Messy and all you
people from Belinciaga. Dude, how did they get upset? There
were the odds on the list to the nine seed Atlanta.
(45:47):
Unbelieve everything you got on f C. One of them's Galaxy,
one of them's La Dude. You bet the l A teams.
Guys are putting on like five goals a game. FC Galaxy.
That's your winner. I mean what a Tergas doesn't know?
Shiit Miami like even money. They were plus one forty
to win the whole thing. Guys. They finished sixteenth place
out of sixteen teams. Vegas didn't know shit about soccer.
(46:07):
Find a sport Vegas has no idea about, and it's soccer. Geez,
I just go with the favorite. Oh they got messy.
Of course, every two days.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
They set every they scoring records this year, dude, every
parlay shot.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
I looked at their schedule. They won every game, every game.
Welcome to the playoffs. That's what I'm saying. It was
so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I didn't even watch it. I woke up and it said, man,
Miami eliminated, And I'm like, what, I just assumed I
was gonna watch them in the semi finals.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
In the finals. I didn't even need to tune into
the first round. Dude, I knew it when it went.
They won the first game, then they lose the second game.
I'm like, are you kidding me? It's gonna come down
to one game and they could be out. I wake
up Sunday morning, I was like, I just know it.
I know. They lost three to two. Like, of course
they lost like every parlay shot, every parlay everything. We
got cleaned out, every parlay shot, inner Miami. Never just
(46:55):
go with the favorite if you don't know the sport.
I don't know a damn thing about soccer. Never just
go with the favorite. God that has a.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Rough we I mean was watching those Bears. I mean,
Caleb Williams looks like he has no idea what he's doing. Dude,
what you guys may't know if it's his fault.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
What were you? It was it like twenty four to say,
it was like nineteen to three. Hey, I had a
little chuckle to myself. Hey to the Patriots, I mean
the Patriots so rough, they're running rough shots in your
guys as the Patriots sun? Dude? Were they the Patriots?
Old Dad fucking Drew Bledsoe in there. I mean, Drake
may went ham on our ass. I mean, we couldn't
(47:27):
do a damn thing. Hey, what about the NFL? Sends
over the the Panthers and the Giants, says he, Hey, Germany,
you like this shit? If you like that, we could
sell anything over there. Hey, if you'll buy this, pilot
teurs and you'll buy anything. I mean, dude, that thing
was so unwatchable. I had a first touchdown, bet, I
(47:49):
had a second touchdown, bet, it was still I couldn't
even watch the fucking thing. It was that terrible of football.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Well, you want to know what's terrible is the Cowboys.
They're terrible too, But no, the Eagles sat one Barkley
the damn ball.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Give him the ball. He got it down to the
one yard line. They do that stupid ass tush push.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Stupid ass tush push, So dumb Barkley gets to the
five yard line. He goes, sud me out, sud me out,
give me Kenneth Gainwell in here. Then he comes back
in and they do the Reid option and Jalen Hurst
wants to keep it for himself from the four yard
line and he goes left side for a touchdown. They
don't even play Barkley in the fourth quarter because let
(48:28):
me tell you what I had. Ray, I had a
TD parlay going. I had Tyrone Tracy Junior for the New.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
York Giants touchdown the second hand Jay, Ray, I had
a parlay going. I had George Kittle, what do he do? Touchdown?
I saw it because I was rooting for the guy
that got shot. He got one. Piarsaw pearsall had one.
He was out of that slot like a shotgun. Oh. Ray.
I had James Cook on that parlay touchdown, touchdown. Ray.
(48:59):
I had David Montgomery on there for that parlay. Guess
what he did last night? Touchdown?
Speaker 2 (49:09):
The easygges out of the day, the easiest We're gonna
do it.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
Barkley gets a touchdown every week. No damn touchdown. He
didn't get one. No, he got a lot of yards,
didn't he.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Dude, they didn't even play him in the fourth quarter. Yeah,
when I understand that, But reward the man. Reward the man.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
And also I did this thing. I was like, you
know what, why not hyper generate a parlay where you
pick the guy that gets the most rushing yards of
the day, and then all the other things will fall
into place, like Celtics to win the championship, Chiefs just
to win the AFC like stuff like that. So I go, hey,
I'm gonna do Bijon Robinson, Baby, dude, Bijean puts up
one hundred and sixteen. Taylor had like one hundred and fourteen.
I'm like, dude, most rushing yards of the day, right,
(49:50):
didn't get it? Who got it? I didn't fucking check it.
I thought I won the bet. I look back, shubb
a Hubbard in Germany got one hundred and fifty. Fuck him.
I didn't even know he got that many. That's how boring, dude.
I watched it. I watched but Jean Robinson and thought
I won the bet because he eat Jonathan Taylor Thomas
by two yards. Little did I know the game that
(50:10):
was so fucking boring they couldn't even watch. He got
one hundred and fifty yards. Unwatchable, unwatchable.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
You forgot to bleep a bunch, but that's unwatchable.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Here's another one. I'm not watching Chubb A. Hubbard in
Germany to see that he got one hundred and fifty
five yards.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
I had Daniel Jones over two hundred yards passing, No way,
do you get it? Oh no, no, he had one hundred
and ninety and they went to overtime. They got the
ball first, they fumbled the first nap.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Hey, hey, I had, I had, uh I had? I
had Alvin.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Kamara over one hundred and twelve yard total yards under
he had one hundred and nine and they do a
play action on third down. I mean he is wide
open on the sideline. I mean they're in anybody within
fifty yards of him. It's a walk in touchdown from
the fifty yard line.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
He dropped it. Ah, coach, you can't make this garbage out.
You wanna know what you can't make? They can't say chiefs.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
I mean, I don't know if you believe in luck
but good god, luck is shining on their ass, dude,
shining on their.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Ass, dude, exact same moment. I'm watching that game. They
ended the exact same time, forty nine Ers in Chiefs.
I said, Chiefs are gonna lose Boomer. This is awesome.
Broncos are gonna beat him. Niners win in that moment
because they gave him thirty seconds lefter. They march down
the field and the Chiefs get a miracle block field,
go and win the game at the exact same moment,
forty nine Ers and Chiefs win. They may go to
the super Bowl. It's so unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
If you don't believe in luck, I don't know what
you believe them because that I mean it, This doesn't happen,
and you're lucky we're here. It's so damn hot. We'll
see at the convention. Have a good Monday, Sore Losers
dot Com.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Yeah,
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