Sharon McMahon or College Football Is The Question

In this episode we discuss the reason Lunchbox talks about the reason he had to miss the Ohio State vs Oregon game and Ray warns people not to waste their life doing boring things. Ray thinks Tom Brady is starting to round into form as a broadcaster even though it's HARD being in the booth. Plus we have an update on Fantasy Football and how this week went for The Sore Losers Fantasy Football league! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Goat your.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Live.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Yeah, you're live.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
You're live.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Man.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
If we could get done this early every day, I'd
have the greatest life in the world.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
I agree. I think you already have a great life.
I mean, you can do less stress more life. So
I don't know what you're complaining about. I haven't played
golf though in forever. I would love to play some.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Golf, dude. I got a chipping green on the back patio.
I play every day. I do two hundred shots a day.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
That's pretty nice. I haven't touched the golf club except
for picking up the kids golf clubs out of the
backyard yesterday. That's it.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Will it translate, no idea. I'm using these little whiffleballs.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It still translates, man. It's the swing pattern in the
swing path. That's what matters.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
M M. Dude. If it's windy, though, I can't play.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh, because it just blows it right back in your face.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, hey, carry, you'll get probably ten more yards of carry.
Screws up all my calculations.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, we were shooting the rocket off in the backyard
yesterday and it was it kept blowing over the fence
into the neighbor's yard.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
You know why. That's funny. We had the exact same
wind problem. I was the same thing. I said, I'm
going to just watch football. It's too windy.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, and they they've shot it off one time without
me in the backyard. They're like, oh, Dad, it's over
at the neighbor's house. I was like, yeah, we'll go
get it. And I just now realized we never went
and got it, so it's still in the backyard of
the neighbors. So I have to go over there today.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
False promises.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, that's what I'm full of. Let's do it, man.
I promise you this show it's gonna be great. This
is gonna be a great pot.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Well, I mean you and kickoff. Kevin just had a
podcast off the air. I mean, why not hit record?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
How you feeling? How you feeling?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I mean I thought it was Scott Van Pelton, Stuart
Scott going at it in here? Good gosh, fucking rich Eien.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Dude, he was on the London game.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Fucking Tom Brady in here. Kevin Earhart.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Now, I am not like ay Bro, but my name
is Tom Brady.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
He's getting better.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I didn't watch him.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Kevin Gearhart, Hey, Tom, what do you think about that.
You know what. Yeah, I don't like what he did.
Tommy's gonna be a little bit quicker with those sentences.
And I figured out what Tom is.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Tom Brady, yeah, or Tom Gearhart.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I don't even know if that's his last name, but
Tom Brady. I figured out what he is. Tell me,
and he's got to get off of that. I'll tell
you after we do our intro. Okay, we're gonna do
it live. Arnold is out today. Got way too drunk
on Broadway with Abbey this weekend. He will be gone
today back on Wednesday. Do it live? We oh the
one two three? So loser?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
What up, everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports, sucking,
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius, y'all.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's Sison from the North, Alpha male. I live on
the North Side of Nashville with Baser. Broadway girl took
her to the North Side. We love it there. White
picket fans, two point five kids, one cat. I have
a heart attack when I'm seventy two. There's still pumpkins
in that field, man. They need to get them all
picked and sent to market.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I didn't realize how many farmers we had listen to
this damn show. Dude.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
We got responses like crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
We got responses out the wazoo.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I mean it was like, hey, I used to do this,
Oh I have this here, let me talk about soybeans.
Let me a lot of emails.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Man. Well, and it was all It started as a joke. Guys.
I just said farmers listen because maybe one person said
they were a farmer. And guess what, a lot of
farmers listen. I just said truck drivers because one time
we met a truck driver and so I said, oh,
a truckers listened. Apparently a lot of truckers, do you.
That's just a small sample size and it ends up
being correct. Let me say this about Brady. Everything's hard

(03:33):
with Brady when he gets on that mic and he
talks about football, everything's hard. He's gonna be great. I
really do think he's gonna be a solid announcer. He's
getting way better that which tells me they didn't practice
at all. Because he's now been in it five weeks.
He's getting real good.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
You know what's really weird, though, is that he's about
to be a minority owner of the Raiders. So how
is he gonna call, Like, just explain it to me.
How he's gonna have interviews with these teams because he
gets inside access these coaches, but he's a part owner
of a different team. So you're telling me all these
pregame like pre match meetings, pre game like leading up

(04:09):
to the game, they have these interview with the coaches players,
they go to some of the practices, and that's okay.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh, conflict of interest. You're like, hey, old.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Man, hey, let me hold on Antonio Antonio Peers. Yeah, yeah,
hey man, this is Brady. We just got done interview
in dak and he said their favorite play to run
on third and short is this. So when you guys
play him in two weeks, just be on lookout for that.
All right, man, I gotta get up in the booth
by Yeah, that's a good point. So is he not
gonna be able to do these pregame interviews?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
He's that's your non lawyer degree coming into play right there.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
And then Kevin Berghart or whatever the guy's name is
is with him. He can't be like, hey, Tom, I
know you weren't in the meeting, but what they said
is they like to run this play on third down.
They can't have any inside information. It seems really weird
that he's allowed to own a team and still be
a commentator. And is he allowed to call Raider?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah he can. And so, guys, here's the thing with
Tom Brady. Everything's hard with him. So anytime Gearhart goes,
you know what, Kevin, it's just hard, I'm sounding like Romo.
It's just hard out here playing football. It's it's a
tough two yards. All these hard nos, guys. I mean,
I said, the guy's gonna play defense on him. It's

(05:22):
it's just hard to play. Football's a hard sport. I
said it was easy, but it wasn't easy. It was
hard what he did. Everything's hard. As long as he
gets off that, Tom, we get it, man, Football is
the toughest job on the planet. Like there's other people
got it tougher doctors, nurses. That's probably tougher in football.

(05:42):
But to Tom do football was hard to him. He
had to study it. He's not as strong, he probably
didn't have the best arm. Football was hard for him,
and you can tell now when he announces it was hard. Gearhart, Hey, man, Tom,
what is that that ten yard pass? Is pretty easy, right,
I don't know, Kevin. I said it was easy, but
I think it's hard for him to get that open.

(06:03):
It's hard. He did everything right and it was still hard.
It's a hard sport, Kevin. Do you know how hard
ten yards is? It's hard to get ten yards, Kevin.
As long as he gets off that, Brady will be great.
He really is moving in the right direction, which tells
me they just threw him to the fire and said, hey,
Brady announce Man, you should be good at this. And

(06:25):
now we're seeing that because he's finally starting to he's
getting his sea legs.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
I'm be honest. I didn't watch much of the game
on sound because you got three kids running around. We're
in and out. We were playing soccer, we were shooting
the rocket, we were oh, I got a poop. We
were doing all sorts of things, and so I was
watching the game and passing it. I mean, the game
was over within the first half a quarter. It was
like seventeen to three. Right away. It was over. There

(06:49):
was nothing the Cowboys could do. So I didn't really
see Brady. I don't know what he had to say,
so I can't commentate on his commentating. But I can
tell you this, My Brady theory lives on. If Brady
is calling the game, it's a blowout.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, that one that fell into that as well.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
And again every time he is on and a lot
of teams it's the road team blowing out the home
team when Brady is on the call. I don't know
what it is. I don't call it weird, call it coincidence,
but something's going on.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
It is unfair, though, But he has his seven rings
or however many has, guys. I don't know Everyboddy's ring count.
I don't know their body count, but what's Brady's body count?
Ring count?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Seven?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
So his noise of his voice is a little annoying, but.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
A little bit. But and he's way too like Tan.
I mean, he looks Tan.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Tan, and he seems still like he's using cliches and
stuff to explain stuff. Well, he just gotta one foot
in front of the other. Kevin. It's hard to play football, Kevin.
It's hard out there, Kevin. As long as he gets
off that, he'll be finding great. But the reason he
can have an annoying voice is because he's got the
seven rings. Because just when he talks you're like, day,

(08:00):
this dude won that many super Bowls. I'm gonna just
tune in.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
No matter what, do you know, no matter if even
if he said like a little mouse, you have to
respect him because you're like, damn, this dude was the
best to.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Ever do it. I'm back to listening to him. Though
I took I mean kind of maybe this show you
take it off a couple of months. I don't know. Uh.
Calin Cowherd, I would take a month off listen to
him again. Pat McVie, I would take a month off
listen to him again. I took a couple of weeks
off from Brady. I'm back listening. He's great.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I can't wait to get home today because my wife's
gonna be like, oh, how was the pod? And I'm like, well, honey,
it was hard. It's hard to do a pod. It's
hard to talk about you know, what we did this week.
It's hard to talk about what I saw on TV
this week.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's hard. It finally dawned on me. I was like,
what what is it? What is his niche he's the guy?
There is what is his angle? It said? He everything's hard,
you know, it's just just the guy at the lumber mill.
I don't know, man, I got the kids, I got
the bosses up my ass. You know, it's just another
lumber mill shift. If you think that it's hard, that's his.

(08:57):
That guy's angle in life was always our job's hard.
The lumber mill sucks. Then there was us, the summer
students come there and we have bright new perspectives. And
then we were always creative and positive and we are ambitious.
Brady's got to get out of that it's a hard
game angle, and then he'll be fine. Now you gotta, Brady,

(09:18):
you gotta branch out. You've already certain stuff. If a
guy does an amazing play, oh, I don't know who's
their quarterback, golf, Yeah, golf, GoF that's the way he's
able to thirty yards downfield. That's a hard pass. That
is a hard pass. But then when Goff's wide open,
I mean you and me could probably hit a receiver
and Brady goes. I don't know, Kevin, even though he's open,

(09:41):
that's a hard throw, Kevin, I mean, cut Brady. I
can throw that throw in the park with my kid.
I mean, come on, dude, Like that's not a hard throw.
He's right in front of you. You just throw the damn thing,
oh across the middle, ceed Lamb, that's a hard catch.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Oh noy Cedy Lamb in.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Gotch Kevin didn't.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
He didn't hit Ceedee Lamb over the middle. He was
throwing it behind him short over his head. And I mean,
nothing gets me makes me laugh more than seeing every
single week Ceedee Lamb and Dak Prescott hating each other.
They hate each other.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
They kept showing shots. I guess I had the other one.
I had the iPad, guy's low key flex rich rich.
I had the iPad with four games and they had
the TV on just on the Cowboys game, so I
was watching that listening to that one. Then had the
four in front of me, but the shots of Micah Parsons.
Then he would go to the sideline with the iPad
and he's trying to explain to the defense. I don't know, man,

(10:36):
fucking try this.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Hey, man, guys, you guys, you have no shot. Now
you see how they've they just keep scoring, like this
guy's open here, So if you move over here, this
guy's gonna be open. They're whooping our ass up and
down the field, and we really suck. Man, Uh, but
we do have Dak. We signed him for sixty something
million dollars. And yeah, are running backs. One of them

(10:59):
is name is Rico Biddle and the other one is
Ezekiel Elliott. And don't worry, guys, I know you think
our running game is bad now. But I heard the owner,
Jerry Jones. He came out in the press like earlier
this week and he said, hey, don't worry guys. We're
saving Zeke for later in the season. For what that's
the game plan, That's what he said. He said, we're

(11:20):
you you know, we're slowly using Zeke because we want
him to last whole season. We're saving him for later
in the year. Excuse me, why not use what he has?
Because you ain't got that's the problem. The Cowboys have
no offensive line. No one worries about them running the ball.
They're not like, oh man, we gotta worry about we
gotta worry about that run game. And they only have
Cede Lamb. That's the only weapon they have. So they

(11:40):
just put two or three guys on Ceedee Lamb and say, now,
how are you gonna beat us?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
But if you're a Cowboys fan, I never take this side.
But guys. You all you gotta do is make the playoffs.
In sports, look at the Guardians. Who the hell are
the Guardians?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Well, they won their division.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
At least got guys, the two natter guys, a guy
named Kwan and Beatie. Who the fuck is this guy?
The Guardians? Who's ever talked about the Guardians all year?
They're gonna dominate the Yanks. They're head into the World Series.
I mean, let's hope, so it's gonna be Guardians Dodgers.
But just get in. The Cowboys probably get into the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I don't know if the Cowboys get in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
It's hard get to the playoffs. Watch to get in
the NFL. To get to the playoffs, it's hod the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
You think you just show up and you make the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
It's hard to get in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
I mean, winning an NFL game it looks easy on TV,
but it is hard.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Game. Kevin, it's hodn dude. Kevin would say the most
simplest thing. He'd be like, what are you like right there?
I mean it was hard. That's they're getting blown out
at halftime? Tom, Tom, what do you tell the team?
I don't know, Kevin, it's hard being down at halftime, Kevin,

(12:59):
god d, did you know Dak he's playing from behind.
You know, Kevin, it's hard to play from in front,
from behind a coach. Everything is hard in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
BA, I mean, I'm gonna telling you Ceedee. Lamb hates Dak,
Dak hates CD. They bitch each other. They're both signed
for a lot of money. The Cowboys aren't like they
they are trending that. I don't know if they're this
bad towards Brown's territory.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
No, Brown's got one win, but fourteen teams make the
playoffs in NFL. Cowboys are in dude, fourteen.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Seven from conference. Yeah, you're right, but no, no, there's no way.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
If you look at it, there's an s load of
teams that make the playoffs. Hey, guys, you're fine. The
only people that aren't Caroline Panthers, sorry, Titans, Yeah, oh, Browns, Patriots.
Other than that, team's got a pretty damn good shot
at making the players. Jaguars at they'll do better than Titans,
Raiders at they.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Are, I mean, damn are the Cowboys. Let's see one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
There's like nine teams eight teams ahead of the Cowboys
right now. That's tough, man. They are so bad. They
look so bad. And here's the thing. They have a
bye week, great, but then you know who their game

(14:19):
is out of the bye week, the Ninas. They got
to go out to San Francisco and play Sam the
freaking Niners. That's not a good way to come back
from a bye week.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, but they can win the division just because the
Eagles are kind of strugging.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, the Eagles look like crap, but hey, those Commanders,
they don't look like crap. The guy that got shot
didn't play though, Brian Robinson. Yeah, he's out hurt. He's hurt.
But they still played well against the Ravens.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I just love to see them fighting amongst each other.
They're so terrible. Jerry Jones saying he's not firing the coach.
It's not a coaching problem. It's a GM problem. It's
a Jerry Jones is the problem. He said we're going
all in this offseason, and they they're all in. Is
they went and signed Ezekiel Elliott. Give me a break.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Somebody said for eight million they could add Henry. Yes,
they should have done that. No, shit, Henry's about to
be ap Player of the Year.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Offensive he is about to be the MVP of the
league if the Ravens get the number one seed. I
mean he is, and then and then the Eagles coach.
I'm gonna tell you this, I've changed my tune. Dude's
a clown, cause du he's doing the fans like what,
I can't hear you. We beat the Browns and you
were booing me what about that win? They looked like trash.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
He shaves his head. Guys, people usually go crazy when
they either grow a beard or shave their head.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Look at Brittany when she shaved her head, that was
a sign that, like, oh my god, her life has
gone downhill. This dude shaves his head is taunting his
own fans. Dude's a clown. I used to kind of
like him. I think he's a clown.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
You do you You almost got to just act like
the fans don't exist. You can't even acknowledge them, those
people that could throw beer bottles at you or batteries.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
You are letting them know. By by doing that, you
are letting them know that, like, hey, you guys are
getting under my skin. You guys are starting to bother me.
You're starting to affect me. You're starting to mess with me,
and I don't like it. And I'm gonna show you
what what We beat the Browns, So how about give
me some respect.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
We all know if you go off the deep end,
Antonio Brown, what it looks like when you go when
you take your shirt off, you're then signaling to the fans,
what's up? What's up? That's not a good look. So
we've seen that you want to go the far opposite
of that. You just got to act like they're not there.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Just ray like.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
We do a lot of hatering.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
No, we definitely acknowledge our fans, man, but when when
they bow us, we don't sit there and go what
we beat the brown dude?

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Speaking of fans that you see the sore Loser's nation
for life was strong at the bars this weekend. I
ran into one dude. He had the He sent us
a logo of Arnold. I took a picture of video
of it. I did a whole video. Dude, he ran
into me at the bar.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I didn't even get there's the video on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
It's all over the Instagram. I didn't even get a
big show people recognizes us from the potty dude that's legit,
the little show man that feels good. They went up
to Justin he got recognized for the first time.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
I mean, I want to hear about your day with
Justin after this, but first we're gonna say happy birthday
to Lily. Saw it on Instagram. Could I get a
birthday shout out on the podcast tomorrow? My birthday is today.
My name is Lily from San Antonio. So Lily from
San Antonio. We just saw your message happy birthday on
the pod. Now we're gonna take a break because I
am so intrigued about a day in the life with

(17:32):
Ray and Justin when Ohio State is traveling to Oregon.
We'll find out right after this. I didn't even watch
the game with him. You teased it and I wasn't
even there. Hold on, you, guys, he was in Ohio
State Jersey. You guys were drinking and you didn't You
weren't together for the game.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
No, the plan was never to stick around until nine
thirty at night. We just wanted to do brunch, do
first half of the Red River Rivalry, and then head
home be home by dusk, which we were so he
was at with Ashley. They went to this under it's
called Underground and it's the Ohio State Bar.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Got it.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
We walk in, there was not a seat to be had.
Laura was wearing Beazer was wearing boots. She goes, I'm
not standing for three hours. And we didn't even really
want to stay for the night game. We wanted to
go sit home at home and do nothing.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Well, I mean the Ohios or the Texas game was
an absolute blood bath. It was I mean, Oklahoma sucks.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
It was kind of close, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Here's the thing. I thought Texas looked like garbage, Like
I didn't think they looked good. Quinn Ewers looked terrible.
He can't win the Heisman. The Heisman's done. He's out then,
I know of because he didn't play very well.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Thanks for that advice you gave it.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
But they still dominated the game. I didn't see I
mean I watched some of it, but I was just like,
this is Oklahoma has no shot at winning this game,
no shot like it. It was so bad from the
beginning Texas. I don't know if Texas defense is that good.
I think it is good, but I just think, oh,
you sucks. That quarterback didn't had to throw the ball.
He was scared to throw the ball. He just wanted

(19:02):
to run every damn play.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
He was a backup, wasn't he.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Well he you know, he was the backup, but he
got named the starter, like against Auburn and they barely
beat Auburn, and Auburn sucks, so you knew it wasn't
gonna be good against Texas. But that game is usually
a little weird and kookie, not this time, Texas that
you guys suck. Get the hell out of here. But
now they got Georgia. Now it gets interesting.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Oh is that the next one?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
This next weekend in Austin, Georgia, Texas game Day will
be there.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
We should go to that.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Get tickets. How much are they gonna be?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Billy's probably going, He's probably going.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
I could probably hit up sutball, Ricky. You want to
get on plane and go.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
No, Actually, Billy was supposed to go to the Rivalry,
but he never went. Dude, you got to check in
on your friends. Man. Billy said he was going the Rivalry.
I don't even think he went.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I feel like I'm gonna tell you what the Rivalry.
I've never been to Dallas for the Rivalry.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
I dude, I told you, sororities and frats take buses
up the party the whole time, all hooking up body
counts through the roof.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I bet it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
They all make coolers for each other and give it
to them.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
But is it so simple to get tickets? Because I
feel like everybody I know was at the rivalry. I
feel like, I mean, pictures galore were coming in from
people at the Rivalry, and I'm like, is this not
the hottest ticket in town? How are so many people
able to get tickets?

Speaker 2 (20:16):
You got the Stars ticket, you got the Cowboys ticket,
you got the Dallas Mavericks preseason, there's other stuff. You
got Billy Bob's and Fort Worth.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
But all the people that went to the University of Texas,
I mean there are millions of people that have graduated
from the University of Texas, I would assume, And you're
telling me that it's not the hottest ticket and it's
just not so hard to get tickets, But how does
everybody have them?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
I would say other years, yes, it's tougher. This year.
Oklahoma's bad that Delan Gabriel left their spirits and souls left, man.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, so Ray, we'll take a break.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
No, No, I want to hear about the Ohio State day
because I'm gonna be honest with you. I didn't see
the only part of the game I saw was the
last two minutes. I saw the last two minutes of
Ohio State Oregon.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
The one guy spitting another guy the to it in
his face. No, yeah, what Yeah, and he got kicked
out of the game. The Star for Oregon. He spit
in his face.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Stop it like wide receiver running back?

Speaker 2 (21:09):
What Star Wide receiver spat in his face? WHOA?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I had no idea his first up hearing of it.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Man, That's why I texted Justed. I woke up to
my text and I go, hey, he just spat it
on him, and so then he got booted out. It
was a great game, though.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
But what was Justin like all like in the morning
was he.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
He was chilling because the game wasn't for seven hours.
So Justin started drinking Friday night. I think he woke
up drunk. Uber Downtown. We went to a brunch spot
Neighbors in the Gulch. Then we went to Midtown, and
then we went to Broadway for one bar and we
were out, but he was just NonStop. Alcohol was flowing in,
so he probably wasn't that nervous. And then the game

(21:47):
was going on. He was watching with Ashley. They were reunited.
I don't know if they hooked up, kissed, hugged. I
don't know because we left, but it was just them
and a bunch of job You just left them two together. Yeah,
imised to ourselves. We're like, we're not going home in
the dark. There's no reason to stay out drinking for
twelve hours. Let's get back to our house. And so
then yeah, we had we irish goodbye, went onto the floor.

(22:09):
It's only one floor at the Ohio State Bar, and
we've pieced out. Dude, there was so many buck eye
people in there it was making me nauseous.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
And so have you heard from Justin? Was he texting
you throughout the game? Like what happened?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah? He was no, no text He wouldn't text any
He was probably so puckered. There was nothing during the game.
Because I was trying to get something from him. I
took a picture of my TV and was like, watching
the game. Nothing. The next day he said it was something.
He's a cold day ray today he just became the
worst day of my life. Ray, I don't know. I

(22:42):
deleted them all. Where are they?

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Why would you delete them? You know? Oh my god,
the biggest game of the year so far in college football.
Maybe not, I don't know. Yeah, probably, and you are that.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
But he wasn't texting during the game, but after the game,
I'd like to know his emotional state. He said it.
He's like, it was just terrible. And then we were
texting about fantasy all the next day. It was Terry.
This is the last one we got from him, A
picture of himself a selfie and his Ohio state jersey
and I said, go duck eyes. I didn't like that,
and I said, ah, yes, whose jersey is that? Quinn

(23:12):
Chandra Judkins. But I guess it was Fields or something.
But yeah, so he was pissed off. I'm sure it
was a Sunday Scaries all day.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah. I missed the game because I went to be
a governor. And that is My wife follows this lady
on Instagram called Sharon McMahon and she's called America's government teacher.
So during the pandemic she taught government I guess in
high school. I don't know. Continue and she would explain

(23:43):
everything that was going on in the political world in
common people terms, just.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Say, I want to be an informed voter. I will
not hereby give my vote until I.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Know no, no, no. But it's just like I don't
understand what she talks about because I don't follow her,
so I don't really know. And it's like she gets Okay,
the Supreme Court ruled on this, and she's like, this
is what that means, and she tells the men. Apparently
people fell in love with this lady, like people love
her and she got a huge following. So then she
started doing book clubs where every fall and spring she

(24:12):
would have a book club and there's three books, you
read them and at the end of the book they
have the author on and people get in on this.
And then she quit her job teaching, like once the
pandemic was over and she was going back to the classroom.
She's like, no, I'm just going to do this Instagram thing.
Then she wrote a book.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Guys, this Instagram thing, trust me. Eventually it ends they
got so she wrote a book and now she's on
a book tour and so she was having a book
tour thing here in Nashville at Belmont, and my wife
really wanted to go. You took the kids.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
No, So we got a babysitter and we went to
see Sharon McMahon and the governords, all the other governords
watch her speak and she talked a little bit about
her life, and then she sat up there and talked
about some people in history that had a huge impact
on society that you don't You've never even heard of them.
The little things they did.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Oh my gosh, you guys, you only have so many
days on this planet. You can spend them anyway you
want to. Just don't be a loser. And you only
got one shot at it. Holy shit, that's how you
spent your Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
So well, first we went to dinner. We went to
dinner at five o'clock.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
See that makes me feel better.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, we went to dinner at five, actually five point fifteen,
and the event started at seven. And I mean we
are sitting there and our food. Nope, and it is
six twenty okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Wait the food's at the same thing as the event.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
No. No, we were at a restaurant and we had to
be there. They said it starts at seven.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I was gonna say that's how you sell a ticket.
Just add food to it. It doesn't matter how shitty
your lecture is.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
And it was like, okay, cool, cool, We're saying. We
order a couple appetizers and order some drinks and we're
sitting there and then we order our entree. We're just
waiting six twenty still not out, and I mean it's
like a fifteen minute drive from where we're at the
restaurant to the to the governors or Sharon McMahon, whatever
you call them. And I'm like, all right, six twenty five,

(26:03):
Oh my god, we're gonna be late. Six thirty. We're
looking like, where is our food? And my wife's like,
it's all right, we can eat it in twelve minutes.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
That is primetime.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
We can eat it in twelve minutes. And it comes
at six thirty five, and I'm like, we got ten
minutes to eat this food and get out of here.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Sounds like a hell of a night man.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
So we're eating now. She got some risotto and I
got scallops. Scallops are awesome, Oh my god, so good.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Guys. Go to Moby Dickey's in Hendersonville. Some of the
best seafood I've ever had not rich rich good prices.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, and so we eat and then we got a
jet like we and my wife's looking at the parking
garage situation. She's like, I think I found the closer.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
One hold on what the scallops? Was it enough for you?
Do you need something else?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Well?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I hit that filling.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I eat the scallops with some arugula, with some carrots. Yeah,
and some honey drizzled on top.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah. Listen, truckers, guys, I know all you get is
burgers and beer and pizza, you know, just to expand
your horizons for a second.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yes, And so then I ate half of my wife's
risotto that had uh uh salmon, scallops, lobster and shrimp.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Geez you guys afford rent the next.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Day it was a special night out. It was like
it was a it was not a cheap meal, but
it wasn't expensive. Okay, So I ate half of that
of hers. I was ah scarfing it and we're my wife.
I found the parking garage. I found the parking garage.
We pull in, get out, and we're on level five
and I'm like, well, what level do we go to?
She's like, obviously level one go down to level one. Nope,

(27:44):
no exit, and it is now six fifty five. All right,
let's try and level two. Nope, nowhere to get out
of the garage.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Level three nope, good signed Sharon. Level four nope, well,
let's we were on level five, so we know, let's
try level six. Level six is it?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
That's where we wanted to get out in the parking garage,
there was one closer to the venue. That's where they
had the people guiding traffic. And I'm like, obviously we
weren't supposed to park in this garage because they actually
have people over there, so we know that's what we're
supposed to be. So we're like on the back side
of the building.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Ray parking garage. Hell.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
And so we get in the venue and then we're like,
we gotta get a drink and there's like a ten
deep line and my voice like, we can't get a drink.
We don't want to miss the start. And we walk
in there and there's a DJ playing the music.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Rock to Vote, Rock the Vote, if you want to vote,
let's go. You got Camolage, we got trunk, we got
These people are falling out, they're trying to get the vote.
Rock the vote. Rock the vote. If you're a trucker,
if you're a pharmer, I don't care. Rock the vote,
Rock the vote. If you're a housewife, if you're a mom,
if you're a mill, if you're a dad, if you're
a drunk, rock the vote, Rock the vote, Rock the vote.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
And people are dancing there freaking brings out. These governors
are out of their seats. They are hyped for her
to come out.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, so she is a bit, She's a big damn deal.
She must have a podcast.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
She does have a podcast.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Also, Yeah, I see he developed his cult following Ray
similar to how we're doing.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
I hate to tell you. I looked at my wife Grassroots,
and I looked at her and I said, you see
all these people dancing like this, excited for this lady
to come out. I said, this is how cults are started.
That was my exact line. Ray.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
It was like the wave in high school. That book,
I don't know what that is, And so all these
people read a book in some history class and it
was about a cult.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Oh so anyway, so then Sharon McMahon comes out and
she does storytelling, and she was fantastic. She hot that
we were so far up there, I couldn't even see her. Okay,
she's really tall. I could tell she was really tall.
She said her husband is like six ' five sixty six.
Her son is six ' seven, So she's a tall woman,

(29:58):
good body. I couldn't ray. I was way up there.
And I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
He's doing it for the truckers.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Don't give a damn about Sharon McMahon.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
No, no, no, and all the people. And she was like,
we're governors and everybody's like, whoa.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
You know any chicks flashing?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
No, no, no chicks were flying, and it was it's
a it's like and she even said it. She was like,
any guys, canna sider yourself's cool and I'm raising my
hand and she was like, yeah, I was probably only
about eighty. You guys, all of other other people are.
I mean, you guys spend a lot of time in
the library as a kid. All these people are raising
their hands.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Dude, they say, nerd in the streets, freaking the sheets, man.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
That's what they say. And so we watched Sharon McMahon,
and I'm gonna be honest with you. There was a
guy next to me he was there by himself.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Ray he was a trumper.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
I have no idea what he was. And he was
a dude. And so he's listening to Sharon McMahon speak,
and then he had a football game on his phone
at the same time.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Ah, YouTube TV.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Not sure what game he was watching because he kept
kind of turning his back to me, like had his
left shoulder. I couldn't really see the phone, so I
don't know what game he was watching. And I was
out into shearer McMahon. I'm gonnaell you what. It lasted
about an hour and a half, maybe two hours. She
was phenomenal. It was very entertaining.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Uh so, yeah, I mean I and then the line
for merch was freaking fifty people long.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Dude, you confused it there? Why people go to that?
Is similar to when we were at those restaurants for
the Sore Loser's convention and random people come in and
they wonder why people were there listening to us.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
No, No, I understand why people were there. She's entertaining,
She's very knowledgeable. She like what is good with her hands?
What's her thing? Man? She was just very articulate. She
was good speaker, she had good stories the people she
was talking about. It was interesting, like I learned some
things about some of the people on the screen.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Did she give you her body count?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
No, but she did say she was dating someone else
and her husband was dating someone else when they met,
and they were friends for a few years, and she
used to cat sit for him when he'd go out
of town. And then they were both not in a relationship.
And that's when he finally leaned across the table to
bar said, when you're gonna give someone else.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
A chance, you use that line on your wife. So hey,
we role played that night.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
So then we got home and I look at my
phone and I'm like, oh my god, Oregon, Ohio State,
two minutes left. It's freaking I got to turn it on.
So I watched the last two minutes.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, and see what you missed on that game though,
the very last whatever minutes. It was the Oregon coach
put a twelfth man on the field. I watched that
part so that four seconds could go off the clock
and he would only give up five yards.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
My question is, why don't teams not only just twelve
players on the field. But let's say there's four seconds left, right,
and the quarterback drop back, drops back to pass and
they're on like the forty yard line or maybe there's
six seconds left whatever, and they got to get a
touchdown to win, right, they got to get a touchdown
to tie. You should tackle every single one of their

(32:49):
wide receivers.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
I just remembered what justin Texan.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
I can't say it, Like, why would you not just
tackle all their wide receivers because four seconds is gonna
run off the clock. Then they have one play from
the freaking forty line to throw a touchdown. I mean,
tackle every single damn player.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Instead of these last second ones right where you got
Milroe was able to throw one a year ago. Stuff
like just tackle them and then it's like, oh my god,
now they have one place so they can't get just
things I think about, like why not just tackle them
because then they only have one untimed down. Let's say
they even need a field goal, but they just need
a field goal and they're at the you know fifty.

(33:25):
If you tackle them, it's a five yard penalty. That's it. Yeah, Oh,
because NFL it's spot foul. You know, it'd be all
the pass interference. But if you're holding or I mean
I just think there's other ways you can do it.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Why not do that? It was smart, it was a
good game. And then Oregon rushed the field. I'm like,
what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (33:43):
That was weird. At first you thought it was just
the coaches and the players, and then you looked and
you there was definitely fans that started rushing the field.
There was a three verse two.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, but someone said, oh, it's the biggest winn in
Oregon's football history at that stadium. And then Batter's box
is like, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
What if everybody that's better's box here?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
He's like, oh, man, are you kidding me? You gotta
let the college kids, I mean they're only their four years.
Let him experience a court, you know, a field storm.
And I'm like, I guess I can't. I mean, Alabama
did never storm the field.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Well, and also, what was the quarterback doing? Why did
he just down it?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Well, he was trying to get down with one second left, okay,
and then he was gonna call the time out.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
He was gonna be that exact with it. Yeah to
the second, dude, I can't even get the microwave. To
the second he was going to carry a football across
the stadium and kneel it all within one second.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah. I don't know, man, that was tough. Ray.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
It's better in theory sometimes you get down to it.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
But it's a good game. Great job, congratulations.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah, who's winning it all? After all the football you've watched.
I still think Texas bo Wait, like it's a clear
cut favorite.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
I still think Texas it.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I need you to say not why, because that's why
we have the twelve team playoff. Maybe that's gonna solve
it because I'd say there's about eight teams that could
win it right now.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I mean, the fact that I'll hire that a Big
twelve team is gonna be in the playoff is depressed.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Big twelve Mountain West, Boise State, they keep winning, they'll
be in.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Oh god, they're terrible. I watched because I was watching
the k State Colorado game and so Boise State was
on at the same time. So whenever it was a
commercial on flip over there that was terrible.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
The boys up till midnight.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
I was twelve thirty. To be exact that the Boise
State quarterback is God. I mean, he's awful.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Okay, this is good information because I need Gen Tree
not to win the Heisman because the money's there. Vegas guys,
Here's here's the discrepancy. Vegas thinks Jean Tree is gonna
win the Heisman. He's like plus one fit. I mean,
he's basically, let's just say even money for easy explanation reasons,
Jean Trees even money. You can go Dylan Gabriel, you
can go Jalen Milroe, you can go cam Ward and

(35:53):
you're gonna make five, six, seven times your money. Jean
Tree's not gonna win it. He has twelve hundred rushing
yards right now. Derrick Henry when he won it in
twenty fifteen, had two thousand, so he needs eight hundred
more to really get to that. Two more kansas he
has six, but four of the teams are damn good
against his boss, against this Boise State team, two of
them are weak as shit, and they're gonna give up

(36:14):
a ton of rushing yards. He's gonna have two more
games of one hundred and fifty rushing yards, but those
four hard games, he loses two Heisman's out. He gets
under one hundred and a couple of them Heisman's out,
and Vegas has him as the favorite. Jean Tree on
this day at this hour, at this minute, and this time,
I am using your trucker time. Wisely write this down

(36:37):
as a note in your phone, right next to text
the lot Lizard. Gen Tree is not winning the Heisman.
Gen Tree is not winning the Heisman. It's gonna be
cam Ward, it's gonna be Dylan Gabriel. It's not Jean Tree,
and he's the favorite.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
And we'll take a break.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Ray hit the top of the hour stinger.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
No, man, the fantasy football didn't go well this week, Ray,
I don't know how you did.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yeah, we lost. I don't actually see us winning for
another month. Probably you lost two in a row. Now, Yeah,
I think we got sodomized by fifty.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
I knew, I knew I was in trouble when I
had I mean I had to start Jerome Ford and
Amari Cooper, who are both just dog shit.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Does he even get the ball for the Brownies?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
No, because Deshaun Watson can't throw the damn ball.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
All I see him doing is running and getting tackled.
Every time I look over to the Browns game.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Oh, I see him running, not getting the ball. I
see Deshaun Watson trying to scramble. I see him sucking.
I see the Browns being terrible and I finally get
a Marii Cooper on my team, and this is the
year he's absolutely atrocious. So anyway, I knew I was
in trouble. And when Deebo Samuel, who I'm playing against,
went off on Thursday night, I was like, this is
gonna be a long week. And it was. I mean

(38:04):
my team tried to battle, but I mean I had
to start Jerome Ford and Roshan Johnson, I mean the
backup bear, the backup running back for the Bears. I
had to start his ass.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Desperate times.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Desperate times call for desperate measures. And I mean other
team I played against, they had Baker Going Cooking throwing
the ball together this I mean he had like three
interceptions to the Saints, but he still scored thirty three points.
He had Derek Henry, he had aj Brown, he had
Tank Dell, he had Debo. Dude was rolling. I mean
it was tough, but my team battled. I mean, Bajeon

(38:38):
finally had a good game. I saw him scoring, Yeah,
and then Deonday Johnson is still amazing Drake London. But
besides that, my team sucked. I lost. There goes first place.
Thanks for playing, dude.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
It was a beautiful start to the Sunday. I will
tell you that the guy we're playing was starting three Bears.
The Bears put up thirty five points, five touchdowns. Dude,
his guys didn't have one touchdown from the Bears. All
his guys, all the touchdowns went to combat, went to uh.
It was the running at the star running. Oh DJ Swift,
Oh yeah, dude, Swift. Not one of his guys got

(39:12):
a touchdown. I thought we had a chance. We still
got beat by fifty.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah, I mean I got crushed.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Man.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
It was sad. It was a sad day.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
But here's the deal. Guys in fantasy you need to
understand this. Just make the playoffs. It's just like the NFL.
Make the playoffs. It's just like Major League Baseball. Make
the playoffs. The Guardians are probably going to the World Series.
And they sucked ass. Not one person said the word
Guardian all year, and they're about to be one of
the two best teams in baseball. Nobody's gonna talk about
the Cowboys because they sucked ass so much. Guys are
getting in the playoffs and all you gotta do is

(39:38):
get in and then with fantasy ours is set up.
All you gotta do is make the playoffs. It doesn't
matter if you undefeated. I've tried. I tell this to
Justin every week. Sure we were four and oh we
were about to do one of the most unprecedented things
in fantasy football history. Guys, all you gotta do is
make the playoffs. You get five hundred dollars and then
you start winning a couple, there's another thousand. Make the playoffs.
That's all you gotta do. You're not trying to be perfect.
You're just trying to get your kid to school, feed them.

(40:00):
They don't need to end up in foster care. That's
all you gotta do. Just enough. You're not trying to
be Dad of the year. Hey son, I three one
thousand dollars birthday, play at party, do it for the gram,
do it just good enough. At work, Just do it
good enough, you know. I mean, if you're at a
service industry job, then do a little bit more above
and beyond. But dude, just do just enough. That's all

(40:20):
you gotta do, just to get in the playoffs, just
to be considered a good husband, just to be considered
like you car at your job. Just enough of an
oil change every five thousand miles. Just enough, Justin, Why
do you think Justin got his name? Just enough? Over
to you, man, I'll hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Well, Batter's Box got just enough. He scored eighty one
points in one.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Justin was talking about he said his team, Batter's Box sucks.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Now, Hey, the guy he played, he played Gus Edwards.
He's on IR Jonathan Taylor out, but the guy had
him in his starting lineup instead, he put on his
bench Agrow, Deebo, Samuel. I guess he didn't want in
George Kittle, all three on his bench. He I guess
I'm not gonna play those guys. I'll play people that
are on the IR.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
And I made a last second coach, guys that you
need to hear this. I made a last second coaching blunder.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Oh please tell me. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
But I decided to start the backup running back for
uh McNichols for it because Britt, the guy that got
shot Brian Robinson got shot again, so i'd put McNichols in.
He got like zero points, and I replaced our guy
Downs who got a touchdown against the Titans. So that
cost us seventeen fantasy points. But good thing we lost
by fifty, so I wasn't the reason.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Hey hey, hey, hey, no harm, no foul. There, no harm,
no foul.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Me and justin do it. Towards the end of the night,
we were actually looking at the positives in life, which
sometimes you guys need to do if you're driving your truck,
think pop. I said, honestly, dude, at least we don't
have to care about Tonight's Bengals Giants game because we
lost by fixed.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Oh that game was I didn't watch that, but what cool?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
And then we don't have to worry about Monday night's game.
I mean, we can start looking forward to the next week.
We got beat so bad we can actually stop caring
around three pm on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, you're like the Cowboys fans. It's like after the
first quarter, it's like, hey man, you know what we're
on the next week. Let's just move on. There's no
chances game's over. Hey, you take Sometimes you just get
your ass hit, And we got our ass kick this
week and it happened.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
And I say that because I just reached my limit
with football. I had watched football from Friday night, was
watching it Saturday all day Sunday. I woke up at
seven thirty and god knows why there's football on. I
watched that till all the way ut till six pm
at night. I mean, I think I'm good on football.
I needed four days off. I need four Oh. I

(42:31):
watched a lot of football.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, I mean I watched a little bit some yesterday.
I watched the Saturday and a little bit Friday night,
a little bit Thursday night. That's it. I mean, I
like Saturday. We had stuff going on, so I wasn't
there in front of the TV all day.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
But and the couple's account deposited one hundred dollars. We
got one hundred and fifteen. So it was a weekend
of fifty me. You talk about Rob and Peter to
pay Paul fifteen dollars here losing thirty, winning forty, losing
winning thirty. We ended up, dude, we placed a million bets.

(43:05):
We ended up up fifteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
That's how you do it, man, that's how you do it.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
I mean, it's so stupid. It was so stupid. We
got one hundred and fifteen bucks. And it was a
hail Mary. Before I went to bed, I went Dodgers
minus two woke up and they sodomized him by that,
I mean, well, I knew Kendra sucked Meheda the dude
for the Mets whatever he is, whoever they played. Yeah,
that guy sucks. He's pitched like twice all year.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Sanga, Yeah they house. I mean I was, I was watching. Okay,
it's three nothing, then it was six nothing. Didn't turn
it back. Then there was nine nothing. When I saw
the final score, whoo oh, exciting man, exciting nail biers.
We had nail biders in all the other series, but
that was not a nail bider.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
I did think I was rooting for the Tigers because
I'm from Michigan, but I was never a fan of
My family is, but I'm not. But when Cleveland hit
that Grand Slam at the bar oh on Saturday, unreal,
bar went crazy.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
I was unreal.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Nobody wanted the Tigers. Everybody's going to Guardians or they
just wanted to see a Grand Slam and the fans
go crazy. That's right. There were some Ohio state people there.
Ohio state. Cleveland is in Ohio, Cleveland in Ohio.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Ohio State's in Ohio.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
So that's why they guys went a little crazy. Oh
and we dude, we said it at the bar. Man.
Some of these kids rolling in, Dude, I mean these
kids are looking like seventeen nowadays. That means you're right,
That's what I'm saying. So we're chilling in the corner booth.
Everything's good. And then the frat daddies came in. Dude,
they all look sixteen. The girls, they didn't have anywhere

(44:31):
to see them. So Justin had like four girls asses
right in front of his face, like he couldn't even
see the games, but.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
He wasn't looking to that.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Well, it was four gen Z's asses right in front
of Justin's face. And Justin's like, I can't look. These
girls look like they're twelve. I was like, dude, they
could press charges if you actually look to your left.
I mean, dude, since when did these kids get all young?
Get them the hell out of the bar, Get out
of our bars. These kids all got fake IDs.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Oh man, Yeah, all right, man, I have a good monday.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Oh and I missed. I totally blew through the lead.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Oh we'll take a break. I'll hear all about it
right after this. What's the lead? Man?

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, so we don't even need music. On the intro, Ashley,
there's a guy at the bar on a Saturday, big dude,
six six in shape. Got it at the bar on
a Saturday. She says, brunch or this after brunch, this
is still brunch. It went for four hours. She thinks
he's hot. Okay, but what I notice is he didn't

(45:31):
have a girl with him and he's drinking water. What
six ' six built dude do you know on a
Saturday that drinks h two? Oh no, buddy, Well at
a bar? What dude would do that? You're missing context clues?

(45:52):
Got water? Got it bar Saturday?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Got it? Go Will Levis.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
So, I said, Ashley, I'm not like checking this dude out,
but he looks he looks like an NFL football player.
And I said, just just I get a lot of
people in recovery right now. We've lost a lot, not lost.
We have a lot of country stars in recovery. God
bless him forgetting the help that they needed.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Damn it.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
They weren't gonna go another life. Letting now call control
them because they're not gonna end up at the bottom
of the bottle another night. I said, either the guy's
in recovery water at a big sports tight buttons off
to not drinking those places and to go there by
yourself just to drink water. He was sitting with a
couple of friends now that, and so I said, I'm

(46:38):
just I don't he's got to be an NFL football player.
So we got to look and we got to research it.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Joe Flacco because the Colts were in town to whoop
the Titans. Ass, I'm done picking the Titans. I picked
the damn Titans every week in my pick'ems, and they
just will Levis sucks. Man, That's just just no other
way to do it.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
There you go, here's the picture.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
He sucks. Oh wow, who is he? Defensive guy for
the Titans?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah? So but Ashley one of our.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
How he looks like he's ready to kill you?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yeah? I mean, hey, he had a solid four four
glass of water. He was ready for that game.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Not ready enough, man, not ready enough?

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Should we put his name out there or no? So,
I actually don't even know it. Ashley showed me, but
it was he was like a I think he's maybe
he's a special teens guy, but I knew he's an
NFL guy. Actually was trying to get our friend to
go talk to him for not that he wasn't interested
at all. He goes, our friend goes, hey, that girl
over there, is it not justin? It was other buddy, Hey,
that girl's interested in you. Fy. I think he maybe said,

(47:48):
do you want to here's her number or something. The guy,
not interested whatsoever, actually gets shut down by an NFL dude. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Probably he's thinking, man, she's not gonna come over here
and talk to her, my me, myself. Or he's thinking,
I got a game to worry about. I'm thinking about
the playbook right now. I don't have time to think
about chicks. I'm a one track mine. I got a
football game tomorrow. We're gonna lose because Will Levis can't
throw the ball more than three yards, and if he does,
he throws it to the other damn team. Dude, is
god awful. He threw for ninety six yards.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
If you're an NFL coach, you carry your players at
a bar the night before the game.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Not not if he's drinking water.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Okay, just checking.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
That's a great question.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
I'm just I mean, does that sap you? Is it
the alcohol that really gets you not as ambitious and
lousy the next day, or is the atmosphere you're telling
me he didn't lose any energy in that bar with
that kind of noise and that kind of just a
bunch of hyphi is what it's called.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
You telling me he didn't look like he was gonna
stay out late.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
You're telling me his tank was completely full and ready
for the game on Sunday. By going to a bar
on a Saturday, regardless of the alcoholic consumption. I don't know.
I don't know if I want my player bet You
don't want your players going to a swimming pool the
day before. I don't know if you want him going
to a bar the day before.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
It's a great question. I do, but I mean majorly.
I mean Major League Baseball is a little different. They
have beers the night before a game. I don't think
having a beer or two is that bad.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
But he didn't.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
He just had why I know, But like sitting in
your hotel room, do you think they have beers because
they all stay at a hotel the night before, you
think they have beers in their hotel room.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Who's more energized the next day the guy that's in
his hotel room a couple of beers or the guy
that goes to a bar and has a couple of waters.
I don't know if I want my players at a
bar the day before a game. You only get one
a week. You only get sixteen a season, because some
guys only have a couple of seasons, and one of
those you choose to go to a bar the day before.

(49:43):
Maybe that's one of the teams won and five. And
I'll hang up and listen, and I'm not gonna put
his picture and name out there, but I just want
to show you it so you know it's legit.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
You don't want to get him in trouble.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Yeah, I know what if they have rules against that,
you can't go skydiving? Can you go to a bar
the day before?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Let me google Titans rules?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Can you?

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Says Titans coach has no problem with players going to
the bar and day before game.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Dude, we should hit up Overton. He would know the
real answer. He'd be like, what are you bothering me
with this one?

Speaker 1 (50:10):
He'd be like, Dude, I'm out here working out and
getting ready, like teams need a long snapper and I'm
gonna be ready to go.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Dude, Titans, man, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
I know.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
I don't want to. I don't. I didn't know Dodd
was as big a fan as he is. Dude. He
was texting me. He's like, what the fuck man, He's like, Dude,
this season, man, what I was like, I predicted it.
I told family they're gonna be terrible. Nobody believed me.
They're pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Calvin Ridley's pissed he can't get the ball.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
At one point, it was late in the fourth I
was gonna do a funny bit where I was gonna
read you the yardage. I mean, de Hop had zero yards. Uh,
Ridley had eight. Who's another big one, Tyler Boyd had eighteen.
But then they got crapp yardage at the very end though,
this big receiving cord dude had no more than like
fifty yards of real estate.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
It's because your quarterback is through for ninety five yards and.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Then it's like, all right, here we go leave this dude.
He I just saw the No Bull commercial. You just
see that fucking thing where he's doing this splits no Bull. Dude.
Look at this, all his commercials he's got going down. Dude,
he's got the man. He's got the big billboard in
Nashville that rotates through. This guy's got commercials. Here we go,
first pass pick, I mean do He couldn't even initiate

(51:14):
a drive, much less finish one off. So it's just
like you just left there. I mean everybody was like
just left on your couches, like ugh.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
It was just like this is awkward.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Colts fucking Joe Flacco so weird. He beats us, So
I mean, yeah, they didn't even have their starting running back.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Then, never starting running back, they're starting quarterback.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
All they had was Moali Cox Mohack Cox, a former
basketball player, to just running rough shot on our asses.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Moiley Cox had three catches on the whole year. He
comes into freaking Titan Stadium and acts like he's the
damn best tight end they've ever seen in the world.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
You know how many chances it would leave us at
at the end like five to try and take the lead. Dude,
he sucks and he kept intercepting.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
He sucks, Like I really believe he sucks, and I
believe this is what the Titans are doing. They know
Mason Rudolph is not a franchise quarterback and that's who
your backup is, and so they're like you know what,
We're gonna give Will Levis every game this year and
try to win. Let him see if we can develop
in into something. And if not, okay, we lose all
our games, then we have the number one pick next

(52:17):
year and we can pick the quarterback we want. But
there's no point in winning games because you ain't going
to the playoffs. Mason Rudolph is not your long term answer,
so you might as well just try Will Levis see
if something clicks at some point. If not, you're gonna
get Shader Sanders.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
And guys, that's why you do futures betting. The Texans
at one point were plus one ten to win the division.
They've already won it and we're in the October fifteenth.
Another one, Jalen Daniels was plus eight times your money.
He's already won the Rookie of the Year. All he
has to do is just not get hurt. I mean, guys,
that's why futures betting is genius if you place it correctly,

(52:52):
which I don't have a correctly placed Heisman bet. I
do have a correctly placed World Series bet, and we
move forward. I do have a correctly placed NCAA Football bet.
All signs are pointing to a successful futures campaign. But
I really wish I jumped on the Jad and Daniels
because we knew it was there for the taking, and
I at one point had Texans bets. But that's the thing.

(53:16):
That's the thing. Some of the other parlays fell through on.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
All right, I have a good Monday. We're out of here.
I'm gonna take a nap. I didn't sleep well last night,
but that's here in normal there.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Freaking Baser had a great pick. She did was at
Penn State minus three and a half. They lose by
win by three. That one sucked. Justin wasn't even close
on his family betting picks. I had Guardians, Mouney line,
grand Slam. Knew I hit it. I was pretty spot on.
But it sucks when your teammates let you down on
a friend's parlay. That does so yeah, but we've started

(53:50):
doing that. It's the friends bet where we all pull
everybody picks one team and then you single out who
was wrong. Justin Bazer, Oh that's cool, man.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
I never got a text about that.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Who are you gonna give us?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
I'd have given you the Lions or the or the Buccaneers.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Thanks man, the Lions to they were only three minus
three and a half.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Yeah, and what about the Buccaneers who they played the
Saints with? Yeah, I mean that was the I mean
I was like taking candy from baby, No problem.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
I buried the lead again. Billy goes for two grand tonight.
If the Bills, uh, they'll probably bend him over.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
They need him to win.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Yeah, for two grand. He hit like a ten team parlay.
He nailed them all. Oh man, all right, ups and
downs and gambling.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Man, it is ups and downs, ups and down, Bay,
you'r ranting, guys,