Snow Day Extravaganza

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Nope. Yeah, let's go. It's convention week. I heard an echo.
That's not good. I did not hear an that go.
It's convention week, dude, we got team. Mine is four
days till these losers get to Nashville and it and
all hell breaks loose. Man, all hell breaks loose.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I think all your calculations are off too. So we're
getting here on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
There's three days until all these some of these losers
get here and all hell breaks loose.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
What do you mean hell breaks loose? Like they they're
gonna do bad stuff.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I mean, it's gonna get crazy, that's all.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
It's just because it's a lot of people that kind
of know each other. Good group of people.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Great group of people. And I wonder if there's any newbies.
You think there's some new people coming that I've never
been If there are.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
The first couple of minutes is that look around the bar, Wow,
what is this? What What did I just what did
I just do? And then after that it's this is
very fun. Am I staying the night in somebody else's
room tonight?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh? I have friends? Now?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Now we're meeting up the next day. Oh, we're doing
this event together.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh, we're going to a wedding. I mean, Buddy Glass
is getting married, all right, Yeah, we're going. Uh Martinez
is having a birth Eric Martinez having a birthday. We'll
all fly down and surprise him. Caraway has a house. Wow,
that's just shocking to hear. Callaway, yeah, Callaway. But the
good news is we have the Chiefs Texans for the

(01:18):
Saturday watch party that's been announced. That's been announced Chiefs
Texans Watch Party. We get to see Patty Mahomes versus c. J. Stroud.
I like it. I don't hate it. I don't hate it.
Could be worse, could have been could have been a
cowboy or should have been a cowboy? Never mind, I

(01:39):
don't know. I'm lacking sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
The two things about this convention drinking moderation, Yeah, where's
the bleep button?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
And I got to learn these in people's names. I
can't go another convention. This is the fourth year and
I don't know these people's names.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
That's tough. Don't know their names. I know Callaway, Okay,
who else you know? Miguel? You know, Danny Mario, Eric Martinez,
his wife, Aaron, and Mike Bang mcmabee. Justin my one
name mckibbon.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Laura, I know bj my buddy may come.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
All right, Uh, Buddy Glass, you know him at his
wife Rosanna.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I meant, there's people that have come to these for
four years and you don't know their name.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I'll be honest. Like mckivn. Emily McKinnon's brother. I don't
know his name because I always just talked to Emily
and he's so quiet. He sits there, and his name
might be Robert, might be Robert. Who were?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
The question really is who were the Who is the
one guy that said you could kiss his wife?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
The horse trainer. No, I wasn't a horse trainer. Ye
what No? No, the horse trainer was the one that
was in a thropple. It was him, his buddy and
his wife. They were from like Ohio. The Jesse called
the erone was the big dude from Kentucky. Maybe him
and his wife drove down. I believe he might be
a truck driver. And then the couple from Marble Falls

(03:20):
was there, but I don't remember their names. They were
that was last year, was their first year, but they
were from Marble Falls. See. I remember things about people.
I just don't have everybody's name down. Pat Lourie.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I don't know if she's coming, right, but I know
her name, yea, I know Sam Twin.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I don't know if he's coming. I haven't heard from him.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Baser took Laurie back to our hotel room last time.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
That's right, step and Sam got off the party bus
because he was freaking out because he couldn't find her.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Uh So, what I wanted all that to say this,
I didn't think conventions. I thought we were just doing
that one in Vegas, and I thought he'd fail, and.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Then he thought he'd be over.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
No, so I was like, I don't really need to
learn these people's names. And so then we ended up
doing another one. I was like, well, you got to
think these are eventually gonna fiil miserably and nobody shows up.
Oh no, No, it was successful. So then we had
one in Nashville, and I said, okay, and this is
this is this will be the end of the conventions.
Bro is our biggest one yet. So now that's what
I'm saying, I need to learn these people's names. I
thought I was gonna be good to go in twenty

(04:16):
twenty one. That was it one and done in Vegas
at Westgate.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
But it's not. It's twenty twenty five and we're doing
it again. I'll start the show.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
It's like, you know, you're dating a chick, you're dating
a dude. You know, do you learn their friends' names?
Are you that serious?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Do you learn their family's names? You're like, oh, this
is just hogwash? And then six months later you're like, oh, crap,
maybe I should really learn their roommate's name.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Who the best thing about me? I would dated for
six years. I knew all her family, first, secondary family.
I knew every tree in that family tree. Bro, We've
been dating for so long.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Every branch, every leave, every route.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
So some of these people get meet quick, Get Mary quick.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
You got to learn all those family names like that, Bro.
I've been learning them since two thousand and sixteen.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Dude, it's pretty impressive. It does. It's tough, man, because
you're talking to so many people, and then you get
so I try to remember things about certain you know,
if they walk up to me, I'll remember who they are,
but uh, sometimes I don't remember their names.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Well, that's why I'm throwing the alcohol in moderation, because
when you're pounding drinks, where are you.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Guys, Bromo, Oh you're from Florida. Go what'd you guys say?
You guys said vacation in Florida. No, we said we
lived there. Oh okay. When you're drinking, it's all blur.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
You don't try to memorize anything, and people will say stuff, Oh, hey, man, hey, man,
I'm from Michigan too.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh, Mishi dud I mean Rob Douche. I know Rob
Douche's number, her number name, her number is two.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
But that's also why we have the happy hour. Yeah,
it's just like a social hour, that social.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Hour to get together, get to know each other.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yes, things like that, like do you know guys? If
this is terribly boring, I'm sorry, but it's fascinating to me.
I bet you don't know the names of all those
people in the pop shows, zach N and Ricky. What's
the other guy? I don't know the that Mono bro.
I had no idea his name, and I've seen him
in the hallway ten times.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Mano or Manu. Now it can't be Manu because that's
Manu Genobo. I saw him at a bar one time.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Didn't say hi because I didn't know if he knew
me or anything, then saw him in the hallway ten
straight times and then finally said Hi, But I don't
know his name, Manu.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
That made me mono. We were round.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Maybe they don't know their names. Bro, there's a guy
from the rock not No, no, no, the news talk station.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Him met him. But have you seen him before? Bro?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I talked to him every damn morning for the past.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
How long we've been here? Three months? Four months, two months,
two and a half.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
My parents came in octobert of October, in November, December,
two months, No idea what his name is?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Dude? I talked to him every morning at coffee dude,
Chicken the dorm, okay, chicking the dorm. She lived like
probably five doors down for me in the dorm. We
had two classes together that first semester, and there are
days that I mean we'd sit by each other in
one of the classes. And one of the classes was

(07:14):
a nine am or it was a first class on
Tuesday morning, and we'd walk to class. And one day
I was running late, and so I'm walking to class
and she's walking back and she's like, oh, class is canceled,
and we're just sitting there talking. I'm like, oh, you
don't know my name? Do you This is a month
into school, dude, and I'm like, no, I don't know

(07:35):
your name. She straight called me out. I mean it
was just like we spent so much time together and
I had no idea her name. You know, sit in
this office.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I'm terrified that they're gonna say, you don't know my name?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Do you you ready? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Who's the girl that has a corner office next to
m Kitty.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Kate? Kate? Yeah, all right? Didn't know her name?

Speaker 2 (08:01):
And I every time I had a big, big backside,
haven't noticed it?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Man? Okay? Every time I talk.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
She known for her boute, I believe so, yes, every
time I talk to her, I think she's gonna call
me out and say you don't know my name because
I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Kate, Yeah, no idea what her name was. Yeah. I
me and her have laughed. We've had great conversations.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
And I think our show's known enough that where she
does know my name, but she doesn't she's not on
a big show, is she no? Okay, so I don't
That's how I.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Didn't know her name. Un the girl that wears in
front desk, Rachel talked to her all the time. Rachel,
that's Rachel. Some of the salespeople talk to them all
the time, don't know their names.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, we played that game the other day and got
on Instagram and learned them really quick.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah yeah, all right, man, that's fascinating. Let's start. I
mean we are eight forty five in the show and
we were naming names of people that no one knows about.
That nobody damn knows.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Thank you for Kate, because it was a matter of
one or two days before she called me out.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Let's start the damn show. We're gonna you alive. We
oh the one two three sort loser? What up? Everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all. It's says and
I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I live on the North side of Ashville with my
Broadway girl Baser. We do have two point two acres
was snow covered. It's all melted now white picket fans
haven't built that yet. Probably build that in about ten
to twenty years. And then I will also die of
a heart attack when I'm seventy two and we got
twenty three kids in a freezer at Vanderbilt coach over
to you.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
It's convention week. It's called snowmagain and recap. This is
all we're gonna talk about. I mean, listen, my family,
we absolutely dominated the snow this weekend. And I'm gonna
tell you I've never been more proud of my boys
than I was this weekend on how much they loved
playing outside in the snow and their refusal to come

(09:57):
inside and get warm. Boys come in si, no, no, no,
we don't have snow clothes. We have some jackets and
some pants and some gloves, and but none of them
are waterproof. So the more they play, the more they're
just getting soaking wet. But let me tell you Friday, Boom,
we go outside, we play in the front yard. The

(10:19):
two girls from across the street they come over and
they're playing, and we build this little ass snowman. I mean,
little snowman took us an hour?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Is it the one I put on? You put on
the instant?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, they look pretty big, it's tiny. And then this
girl that I don't even know who she is, Like
after we're playing throwing snowball. She lives, I guess across
the street and down a ways. She comes walking up
and she's like, do you mind if I play with you? Guys? Dude,
you got people just come into your house.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
You don't even know in the yard, no idea who
this girl is free baby care.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
And I'm like, yeah, go ahead. She goes, you guys
want me to show you how to make a snowman?
And I'm like yeah. She goes, I go to Utah
with my mom ever and to go skiing every year,
so I know how to make a real snowman because
ours is like up to my knee, maybe a foot tall.
And she goes, you got to start with a small
ball and you just keep rolling it and rolling it.
And she rolled it all over the yard and we

(11:11):
made a gargantuan snowman. Is that the one you posted? No?
Because this, I mean I posted that one. And then
this girl came by, so our week ass snowman. And
I have this eleven year old girl telling me how
to make a snowman. Gotta be really, I've never made one.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I'm permission, And I was like, this is so freaking
cool not to be sexist. I think it's a woman thing.
I'm not in I'm not into snowman.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
And so we put a scarf around it. We put
some carrot eyeballs asparagus for the nose. I didn't have carrots.
Put some raisins on there, trying to make a mouth fantastic.
And then some of the other neighbors are like, hey,
we're going to the park to go sledden and anyone want
to go. They come your snowman, and we're like, yeah,
let's go. We haven't even had lunch, do we. We

(11:56):
didn't even lunch. We ate a couple of snacks. That's
the beauty of a snow day. Nobody eats. You just
drink hot shit. You just eat. You do eat nothing,
You drink barely anything because you're just having so much
damp fun. My kids eat the snow like it is
freaking cam I mean, just kept eating it and eating it.
I don't think that's good.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
They've done reports where you probably shouldn't eat the snow
unless you're dying in the Joshua tree.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Really, yeah, snow isn't good to eat. Didn't know that.
Uh So we're like, we're heading to the park, and
so my wife invites this eleven year old girl, Hey,
do you want to go to the park with us?
She's like, yeah, sure, sounds fun.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
This she's not even your kids's age, she's not your age,
but she just thought you guys looked so fun.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
She wanted to hang out with you. Yeah, And my
wife's like, well, here, let me get your mom's number
and we'll text her until you're coming with us. So
my wife gets the number and texts her and he's like, Okay,
this eleven year old girl gets in our car and.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
We boys like her. Yeah, they think she's fun.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, she's real nice. And she's you know, pushing, like
pulling around on a like a sled in the front
yard and throwing snowballs, helping them build a snowman. She
was great.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
I mean, she's pretty old at eleven compared to them.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
She's old. She's very old there, she's double their age. Dude.
Guys must have been like a blast, dude. So then
we go to the park and it's got a nice
hill and the snow is just still coming down in
huge flakes.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Is it the one we went to Sydney?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Different one, different one?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Why wouldn't you go to that one?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
It's farther away. Really, This one's two blocks where we
went got it, and that we meet the neighbors there,
you know, two other families, and we were just sledding, snowballing.
People are I mean I saw one snowman. It was
probably fifteen feet tall. Shit, it was so impressive, all
the people there, and we were there for at least

(13:44):
an hour and a half, it just going at it,
just going at it, sleding, snowballs, wrestling in the snow.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Question are the parents sledding or is that frowned upon? Oh,
parents are sledding. Kids are sledging.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
You take out a kid, you could kill them percent
one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
If there's a kid coming up the hill, you take
a wrong turn cte to the head. I mean, we're
seeing grown adults getting stretchered off all over the NFL.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, we're losing acls, MCLs on the snow banks. But
I mean, here's the thing. I don't know about sledding.
But it was still a little bit that. The hill
wasn't great, but it was good enough. The kids loved it.
It wasn't fast. It took a little bit of pushing.
I was getting tired pushing the damn kids. Uh, because
it takes a lot ever run push right there? You go,
wou And then another one, Oh will you push me?

(14:31):
Will you push me? Will you push me? Then some
guy sets up his easel and starts doing a painting
in the middle of the snow. Was he a little
weird or was he one of your neighbors? No? I
didn't know, okay, And I was like, oh, man, is
this gonna work? Is I never tried it, never painted
in the snow, And I'm like, oh, okay. He's like,

(14:51):
I literally just bought this easel off of Facebook marketplace
twenty minutes ago. Did you ask him if he was
on crack? I said, oh, okay, cool. And so then
he he went and got an umbrella and put the
umbrella over the canton so that way he could paint
and not get it all wet. And like the other
two families are leaving, They're like, all right, we've had enough.
It's been an hour and a half. The kids are
getting tired and grouchy, and so we're still there. And

(15:15):
then my kids want to paint. They want to watch
the guy paint. They're like, oh, can we do something.
He's like sure, so he gives them their paint brush
and they're painting on his canvas at the park. And
then the eleven year old girl, she's still with us
and we're taking neighborhood photos with all the kids. We've
never met this girl. She's in the photo with the kids.
You got a foster kid, and she has her little

(15:38):
thing of pringles that she's snacking on. She brought a
snack with her, and it's time to go. All right, guys,
you've all painted, and we're like, hey, man, where can
we see your finished product? You know, what's your Instagram? Like,
we'd love to check it out. He goes, I don't
have social media.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
He just lives in the woods and only comes out
when it snows.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
And I'm like, well, how are we going to see
the painting? He goes, Oh, I'm just kind of doing
it for myself. He's like, I don't care about other people.
It's like, all right, cool man, because if it was
really cool, I'd like to maybe kind of like get
it from you so that way it can be like
our memory, like, well, was he painting your kids? He
was painting the ambiance look good. He hadn't started the
one he started, the kids took over, and so he
was going to start a new one.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
So you were so fascinated by this guy's thing. You
wanted to see his Instagram. We didn't even see a product, right.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
I wanted to see how good he was. That's why
I wanted to see his product.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
If he was good, he would be at a paint
shop and own his own studio, and he'd be the
next Picassa.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
He'd be the next Caitlyn Snelling. That's what I was
going for. Pitts his girl that painted all the Chiefs players.
I've seen those in person. She's really good.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
He's got one too many.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
And anyway, so then we go back home and the
eleven year old girls like, all right, guys, I'm gonna
go home. She gets out of the car and she
walks home.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Thank god, Okay, it's not free babysitting. Next thing, you know,
she's living with you. So she hung out with us
for three hours. I'd never met her before, I had
never seen her in my life. I thought she was
coming to the convention for a second.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
So then we go inside. Kids, we gotta dry off,
we gotta calm down, and we put all the clothes
in the dryer, we sit watch some TV. Next thing,
you know, it's dark outside, and my wife starts making dinner.
And what are the boys complaining about it? It's already
four thirty.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, you guys were outside in the snow the whole day.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, and my kids all right, h right, we're gonna
have dinner and we're gonna and then we're gonna go
to bed. And what do they starting. We never had lunch.
We didn't eat lunch, so this has to be lunch.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
I can explain it to him when I see him
at the convention. That's the beauty of a snow day.
All that stuff blurs together.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I said, yeah, I understand you wanted to be lunch,
but it's just gonna be it's gonna be dinner. Well, mom, dad,
we never ate lunch, so how can this be dinner?
And my wife finally lost them, goes call it whatever
you want, but we're gonna eat this, then we're gonna
go to bed. You said we could go back in
the snow. You said, Bud, the snow's gonna be there
in the morning. We'll just go back in the morning.

(17:54):
I mean, you guys been playing in it all day.
You need to get some rest and recover. It all melts. No,
it wasn't gonna melt. It's gonna be cold, it was
gonna be ice. It was gonna be great. And so
they eat, go to bed, and let me tell you,
they fell asleep in zero point two seconds, exhausted. That's
the beauty of a snow day. Uh So, then I
sit down and watched the Texas game like my Friday

(18:17):
night Friday night, because I'm like, my goal was to
get them in bed before the Texas game started. Didn't happen.
They stayed up till the end of the first quarter.
And I'm gonna tell you what, man, what a damn game.
It was good. What do you mean? It was good?
It was fantastic. It was edge of your seat that
the two semi final games were actually entertaining.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
It was good because then Texas came back at the end.
There was chances where it could have been two touchdowns.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
What do you mean they came back at the end.
They were tied the entire damn.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Game, right, but then at the very end they were
down seven and names was trying to go for the tie.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Then oh my, exactly. That's why everybody's like Oh my god.
Here's the thing Texas was they were in that they
were it was low scoring, very low scoring. The defenses
were bad.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Because I remember justin text me, he goes, how in
the actual are we only up seven to nothing?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
That did feel like because Texas felt like they were
doing nothing on offense and it was only seven nothing.
They tied up seven to seven, and I don't know
what they were doing at the end of the first half.
I don't know what the hell they were doing. When
they blitzed and that screen goes for seventy five yards touchdown,
I was.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Like, oh my god, dude, I think we just saw
the reincarnation of the bus.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Oh my god. No, he didn't even get touched. There
was no bus. Dude didn't even get touched.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Bro, if you are if you're Texas, that was bad that.
I mean, that's that's ear at the bar to just
mix up the juju. You might want to leave that bar.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
My wife goes, man, that guy's fast. I was like, yeah,
that's not good. What were they doing. They're playing soft
D and then they blitzing everybody out. I mean, it
was so weird.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I don't know it was They're like, oh, we'll just
play soft on this well, a little too soft. He
just went ninety seven yards Trevan Henderson to the house.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
And then the second half was fantastic. Texas scores ties
it up. It's fourteen fourteen, back and forth. It's like
edge of your seat drama. And then Ohio State scores
twenty one to fourteen, and Texas, I mean, Quinn you weers.
Let me tell you, as much as I think Quinn
you were sucks. He played so good, he played.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
So good except for that blind side.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
No stop, that's not his fault. You gotta see that. No, no, no,
His offensive line got obliterated. He had no time to
throw the football. It wasn't his fault that the offensive
line couldn't block anybody. All night he was pulling place
out of his ass because no one could block Ohio
State's defensive line. And Sark, what the hell are you doing?

(20:50):
He's back to drinking. I mean, you had to be
on the sauce second and goal from the one yard
line and you do some crazy the ass pitch five
yards backwards. That was the game.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
That was it, because they had it a to one
and they had in the yardage and they kept lose.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
They lost five yards and then quinn Ewers, he gets
the right tackle, gets blown by. On that final play,
quinn Ewers had no tide even throw the ball, so
they were one play away from tying it up with
ninety seconds to go. So everybody adding like it was
a blowout. Ohio State dominated. It was such a good
game and quinn Ewers. Everybody blaming quin Youwers, You've got

(21:32):
to stop they he he kind of sucks, But I
think he's kind of good. Okay, At the same time,
ill of a breakdown, Like I think, I don't think
he's as bad as we think.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Every year he's in the front runner to be the Heisman,
and it always never comes close.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
But they where did they lose last year? How far
did they make it red River?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Where did they make it in the college football playoffs?
Somewhere semi finals? Where did they make it this year?

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Semi finals?

Speaker 1 (21:59):
So I would say Quinnewers is not that bad of
as he's not great, he leaves a lot to be desired.
Well not to day.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Man, Hey, you don't really got to play anybody all season.
You'll get in as a non conference team.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
What do you mean they beat who? They beat him,
They beat Penn State. Right in the playoffs, they beat
usc but during the regular season that might have been
one of the easiest schedules. They played like the Little
Sisters School of the Poor Northern Illinois. They lost to them.
Navy Army. Let's call that a season. Baby. We're in

(22:32):
the playoffs and they're a raked team with home field.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
I mean they, I mean that this could be an
absolute sodomization in the final.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Oh my god, we're not even We're not We're not
even there yet. We're still talking about I want to
talk about Texas. You just broke it down. Quinn Ewers
is good but kind of bad, but kind of good.
He leaves a lot to I mean, I don't think
he's amazing, but I thought he played pretty well and
everybody hating on him.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I would have loved that game a little bit early
on on a Friday, but that's when primetime is.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
I get it a.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Nice four o'clock start time. It was no day, dude,
we didn't have time to watch it on Friday night. Dude,
justin he couldn't get the TVs figured out in the clubhouse.
He was calling me and I was going in my
head from a year ago when I lived at the apartment.
The special trick I would do where I'd stick my
finger underneath the TV.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Oh yeah, the paper trick.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
And you try to get it to turn on. And
he had a party there and they had no TVs
that worked for the game.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
That's I thought he was going to go to the
bar they ended up going. They did.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
It was just a side TV by the poker table
that wasn't that big that everybody was watching on And
I said, this is depressing. You're a Buckeyes fan. You
need to go to a bar and celebrate and cheer
the right way.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, I mean I felt bad for Texas. It sucked.
It was it was a really good game.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Uh the response on Justin we didn't hear from him
for two days. It was a two day hangover. He
didn't even drink on Saturday. He was that hungover. Really
he had it from whatever happened on Friday night. I
don't know all the details. Two day hangover.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
God cool. I mean, I mean, I just don't understand
what Sark was doing.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
That was frustrating because I mean, why not push push
it like four plays in a row.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
I was a neutral party.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I wanted it to be tied and get crazy there
at the end of the day, and then you get
the strip sack and the game's over. You're like, damn,
that's how it ends.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
That was pretty crazy. Yeah, I mean, I mean when
he stripsacked, it was like, oh man.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I was like, oh, oh, replay, replay, maybe he's thrown. No,
it wasn't even closer to throwing. It bounced right into
his hands and he ran it all the way. Okay,
got it. Replay not necessary?

Speaker 1 (24:26):
And I mean, Quinn, you weres. I mean that didn't
I mean, does he show any emotion, like he licked
his fingers. Yeah, that licking of the fingers was driving
me nuts every time. But I mean he pulled the
players out of his ass. He was the only reason
Texas was in the game and their defense. But Quinn,
you were making plays left and right. I don't know.
You gotta go to break. Yeah, we're gonna go to

(24:48):
break and we're gonna come back. I'm not telling you
about I mean I went to bed and then Saturday
we really hit the snow. We'll be right back. Let
me tell you, yeah, back live. I'm not on Yeah
you are. I'm not on. Oh my headphones aren't plugged in.
Are you on acid? No shrooms, dude. I was just
doing a I was doing a taste tests. I could

(25:09):
tell the people coming to the convention which ones are
the good ones.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
It is great start man, You do that at the
live podcasts were fucked.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Anyway. I went to the bathroom during that break, dude,
and I just want to give you an update. The
cleaning lady was in the bathroom and I went pee,
So you're one for one.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
She was washing the mirrors, and I was like, I
don't care. I got to urinate, and so I went
in anyway, and I peed while she was sitting there
doing the mirrors.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Right, But did you ask her do you care if
I come in here because it's sexual harassment? No?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
I just went in and peed and then I washed.
I walked by her and I said morning. I said morning.
That's it. I mean, I was like, whatever, don't care.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
So I believe the culture before we got here was
people peeded while she was cleaning, and then the culture
changed a little bit. She started putting up that yellow
tape across the entrance, and now I think she's getting
back to where she just doesn't care, and we don't care.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Well, the yellow tape was there, but it was just
flopping in the wind like it was just it was.
It was supposed to be connected, but I guess it
fell down. And the door was kinna propped open, so
I knew she was in there, but my bowels movements
were not gonna wait, and I had to urinate.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
My thing is, we're do morning radio. We get breaks
that bones gives us, sometimes at eight twenty, sometimes at
ten twenty. When we get those breaks, we go piss
our brains off.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, we don't have time. You got to drain a lizard.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
And I always make eye contact with her, like, honey,
this piece coming out, whether you get out of my
way or not. And she knows that, so she lets
me come in. She lets me drain my lizard, and
then I'm on my way.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
I didn't even make eye contact with her. I saw
her cleaning the mirror, and I just kept walking. Didn't
even give her a chance to say, oh no, no,
no no. I didn't want her to say no no, no,
no no, because I was yes, yes, yes, yes yes,
because I already in my mind made it up that
I was going to pee during that break, and there
was gonna be no stopping it. You can't reverse course,
you can't be like, oh, let me hold it in
after I've already told my body it's gonna come out.

(26:59):
Because once you tell your body you're about to go
the increased like oh my gosh, like the urge to
pee is one hundred times born. But I love that
we're all in this. She's in it, We're in it.
We're all fine with it.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
She, because of company policy, Harris Meant, has to throw
up the yellow tape.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
She doesn't give a shit. I agree. Now, let's talk
about Saturday morning. We wake up, you know what I mean,
because we're gonna go sledding at the local muni. Oh,
the convention. Uh No, snow weekend, dude, I'm talking about
my weekend with the kids. We're gonna go snow at
the local muni. The eleven year old came back. No,
eleven year old did not come back. We haven't seen
her since, don't know. I mean she made it home safely,

(27:41):
I assume, but I did not see her back out
in the snow the rest of the weekend. That in
a nutshell is life. Random Yeah, random girl shows up
the house. We end up calling her mother seeing if
she can go to the park with us. Her mom says, yes,
trust us. Even though I don't know the mom. She
spent four hours of her day on Friday with us
with not even knowing her, and apparently I was calling

(28:02):
her the wrong name the whole day. But I found
that out on Saturday. That's a good tie in. Uh
So we wake up and all the neighbors aretecting, Hey,
let's go to the local munity. Let's go to the
local munity. They got some good hills, They got some
good hills. Her name wasn't Shanika. Well, let me tell
you about the local munity. They have now built a
fence around the entire place trying to keep people out.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Hold on, Now, we got so many damn local munis.
Is it the one the one that east No, no, no, okay,
it's was it the one that I like?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, the one you like? Okay, they have a fence.
They have a fence around it. Now, the whole thing,
the whole thing. Man, I ain't been there in a
minute exactly. So you're everybody's walking trying to find an
entrance where there's a little gap between the fence and
the forest, and that's where everybody's walking in. You see
the path, you see the path, and people are just
sledding a million and my kids. I'm thinking, okay, are

(28:55):
these kids gonna love it? They were doing smaller hill yesterday.
This one's a little steeper, a little faster. Which hole
we are talking number let's see one, two, three, three, four,
h five, five, five on then on then d on

(29:16):
the end. Yeah, five on the curve over there and
sliding right off that green. Isn't there a creek down there? No,
that's uh, that's number one on one then you're on one.
But that's a great hill too. Usually we go to
the kids are going into the creek. Well, that's we
didn't go that far. We used to go to that

(29:37):
one because we'd park over by the driving range and
it was a short walk, but since they put the
fence around, you'd have to walk all the way from
the front of the driving range all the way over
and that's a long walk for the kids through the snow.
So we just went to this one and we're just
right off the green, sliding down, sliding down. Everybody's out
there and I'm like, all right, here, we go. We
show up, and I'm like, how's it gonna go? Right,

(29:58):
how's it gonna go? And my baby by jumps on
that little disc right down that sucker National Lampoons, and
I'm like, all right, three year old he's like gets
on the sled and I'm like, are you ready. He's
like yeah, send him. Six year oldest standing up down there,
getting off his sled. Three year old.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Boom takes him out on the first sled, the first
sled down, Down goes baby box, down goes baby box.
And I was like, it almost looked like how when
yours got hit right there on that last play, that
second you.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Know, scooping scorer And I'm like, oh no, I ruined it.
And he gets up and he's all good, and I'm like,
my bad, my bad. I should have waited. He got
out of the way, dude, And there's kids just going
all directions, so it's just pure chaos.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Kids bounce right back, then, kids bounce back just every
which way, sleds coming from this way, that way.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
And I want to take you back to Thursday afternoon.
I forgot about this part of the whole story. We
didn't have sleds and the report are the snow's coming in?
Snow's coming in? And my wife's like, hey, I saw
someone post on the mom's page that the Ace Hardware
has tons of sleds. But that was four hours ago,
and I was like, why the would Ace Hardware in

(31:18):
Nashville have sleds. They knew the snow was coming. Probably
probably put it in an order because.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I was gonna say that aisles never getting visited coratulations,
and she goes, that.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Was four hours ago. I don't know if they're still
going to have them. I'm like, all right, let me
get in the car and go. So I get there
and I pull up in the parking lot's packed. You
can tell people are coming just for the sleds because
there's people coming in and out so fast. No parking spots.
I find a parking spot the only time people go
to A's. And in the parking lot there's a palette
with the sleds on it, and there's three people sitting

(31:50):
there around the pallette just kind of looking at the
sleds like their hands on their chin, like huh, are
these sleds good enough? Huh? I don't know. And there's
like six sleds left and I'm like, what is the contemplation, Like,
what are you guys thinking about. It's plastic, it slides,
It'll go down a hill. Thanks. Yeah, they were. And
these were the circle discs. They got handles on each side.
You hold on and you sit on it like a

(32:11):
trash can lid. And I mean, as they're contemplating debate
and like, ah, I just jump out of the car,
walk up, snatch three, highway robbery, and right out of
underneath their noses. Dude, I'm not waiting in line. I'm
not gonna let you guys decide if the circumference of
this freaking disc is good enough for your kid's ass.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Those are the worst ones.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Oh hell no, these things are the ones you can
lean I know, but listen, these were these. I get it.
I'm just a Northern guy. And then one guy grabs one,
and then they's just sitting there and there's like three
left now, and another guy grabs one, and the lady
that was there before I was there, still contemplating, and
then I see her grab two, so there's one left.

(32:53):
I go in the store to pay. By the time
I come out, sleds are gone. It was empty.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
So they were bringing palettes. They didn't even make it
inside the store and were already claiming them.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
And I got one of the last ones, dude, because
I but I don't understand what the thought process was
of everybody's standing around looking at them. If they would
have just grabbed right when they got there, I may
have been sledless. Fight or flight. You just gotta grab
and go.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
It's like at the convention, like are you gonna sit
around and wait for what you're gonna drink? You're looking
at the menu, or you're just gonna get you.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
A long neck. That's a great point. And so this
tall alcohol goes down the same tube. So Saturday, we
meet up with the neighbors. Two other families, three other
families show up. You know, everybody's there, like everybody everybody
from the neighborhood's there, and we are just sledden are
some of the dads throwing back some frosties. A lot

(33:41):
of people had their cups of coffee in their hand.
I don't know if they had Bailey's in there with
their hot chocolate.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
The neighbor that I know in Brentwood, Dude, those moms
were taking bottles of champagne.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Ladies. I don't know if you want to go in
the slammer. Well, then I did see a couple of
Mick Ultra's empty cans, and I don't know if that
was from the night before, though that may have been
the night before, because this is at nine o'clock in
the morning. Oh it's too early. Yeah, nine o'clock in
the morning. And then at like ten thirty, we've been
out there for like a little over an hour. The
neighbors are like, are you guys want to go eat
lunch at the convention?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
We don't support drinking before noon. This policy has been
approved and permissioned by the Lukecomb's and Eric Church Foundation.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
The Chiefs Bar and Category ten and the Nashville Predators
wish you to come to the game, enjoy it, be loud,
get crazy, and throw a catfish on the ice. Thank moderation.
Now back to your regular SketchUp program. So we're like, well,
we don't really want to leave yet. And then Baby
Box two, his little best friend is on the way,
like they woke up, they played in the stow and
now they're driving over from their hood, like they go

(34:44):
to pre k together, and she wants to come sledding
Oh it's a girl. Yeah, he's a pimp dude. And uh,
I'm like, okay, But my wife's like, what the neighbors
want to go eat? I'm like, but our kids are
still sledding. Like their kids were done sledding after thirty minutes,
they lost interest in it.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
When you guys go eat? What is it a table
of twenty? I would kill myself if I was a waitress.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
The two families that went without us, it was a
table for thirteen. You can't be serious. I feel guilty
when it's me, Baser, Justin and another one. Let me see. Yeah,
they have four, and they have four, that's eight, so
then another family must have gone with them. I'm cool
with three people.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
When we start going four and five, I'm always like concerned,
All are we overcrowding the table?

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah? And they got to the restaurant, whatever restaurant they
went to, twenty minutes before it opened. They were there
at ten forty. Restaurant didn't open to eleven. We're still
sledding because their kids were done. They were throwing snowballs,
whining and complaining. My kids, including the three year old.
I mean, they are going down the hill, hiking back
up that hill with the sled, jumping on the sled
going down. They are not caring.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Well, are you having to push them on this hill?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Sometimes? But sometimes they're doing it on their own.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Well, that's what I'm saying. It's probably a more chill experience.
The other one it seemed like you were doing all
all in the friday.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
It's all physics, man.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
It's a height of the hill, momentum, velocity distance. Whereas
the other one you just didn't.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Have the height. You're right. This one more had a
straight down so they could just kind of scoot and
go that up the hill.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Gives you the time to talk to the other parents
and wear them out. Oh, because if you think about it,
some of these hills in Michigan you do maybe three runs. Bro.
The climb is so long, it's just not worth it.
As a kid, it's so fun, man, Johnny, do you
really want to have to do that climb again? A
lot of people give up on the climb, you know,

(36:31):
I mean, why not be a school teacher?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
You know, why not give up on the climb. Yeah,
there's a song that I knock on teachers.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
I listened to. It's called Miley Cyrus the climb. Is
it really worth it? Some can't do. Some teach and
it's just pretty funny to watch my three year old.
This disc is three times the size of him, him
dragging it up the hill coming back up, and he
did it, no complaints. He did it over and over
and over and over. Are you having to focus on

(37:00):
your kids, dude, I'm not focused on anything. They are
having so much fun they can take care of themselves.
They're dodging sleds.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Listen, the dodge were because when kids go into woods
and stuff, that's when kids start dying.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Well, there's no we're not close enough to a creek
where they're gonna die.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
I think you had told that to your wife as well.
Your life was concerned.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Oh my gosh. So it was great. And then it's
like eleven thirty, twelve o'clock, so we've been out there
for two and a half hours and my wife's like,
all right, we should probably go eat because the other
couple that came that met us with the best friend,
they have a new born that's like eight months old,
so they brought it. Yeah, well, what are they gonna
do to leave it at the house? Night? Nurse good point. Uh,

(37:42):
that baby was getting cold. So we're like, all right,
let's go eat. You think it's eight months old. It
was freezing its ass off, and so we had brought
dry clothes, and so we put the we changed the
dry clothes in the car, and we go to eat
some barbecue and the place is packed, I mean line
out the f and door. Only restaurant that seemed to

(38:03):
be open in the area was that all the other
ones were closed. And then a family does the cardinal sin.
They're in line behind us, but they go sit at
a table before they even order. So when we get
done ordering, there's no table available because they have already
sat down when they haven't even ordered. I don't understand.
When you go to a restaurant and you go to

(38:24):
the counter and you order, and they give you a
little number and they put it on your table and
they bring it out to you, you're not supposed to
claim a table until you eat or until you order.
Do you understand what I'm saying now? I am with you. Yes,
they did the exact opposite they claim in here. Dude,
why does everybody want to be on our nuts so bad?
What what it's up? I wanted to see if I

(38:46):
fulfilled my Instagram story requirement for your convention. Yet that's
what I can do. I don't know. I don't know
if we saw it when you're heading to Kansas, okay,
Friday night? Cool? Did you post? I did?

Speaker 2 (39:02):
But now I don't know if it's like we're filled
the requirement.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
That's what I'm gonna be. You post, that's all you needed.
I don't I don't know. I saw six people said
they booked because you post on your Instagram and they're
all truck drivers, and that's because they all want to
date you. Ding ding ding. That's true. Yeah, but thank
you for posting. We appreciate it just in case because listen, Ray,
me and me signed something, and when you sign something,
it kind of scares me. So I'm gonna take a

(39:25):
picture of you guys. I'm gonna post it one more time.
That's good.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
But I think this is the final push. I mean,
I don't see somebody knocking a flight or.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
A train ride in Nashville and they come right. That's true.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
We have a city here, yeah, you do live in
like a major city.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
And Alabama's just right there, and Kentucky's right there, and
from Atlanta, something like that. But anyway, okay, uh so
we ate, you know what I mean. And then the
other neighbors that left earlier, they're like, oh, the kids
are wanting to, you know, go back out in the snow.
You know, we should probably get together this afternoon. Addicted, addicted,
And so my wife throws out there, all right, one

(39:59):
of you guys come to our place. They're like, all right, yeah,
about thirty minutes. Well your house yeah hell no shit.
So we're like, I ain't happening to with twenty kids,
all of them wet, not coming to my house. So
we're like, yeah, that's fine, let's let's do it. Thirty
minutes our house. Well, you know, do a quick clean,
real quick, you guys, come on over. I click clean,

(40:19):
and by that I mean do the dishes, because dishes
are piled all over the counterbait like, there's no you're
not gonna clean anything else up.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
You're going running through every house room trying to change
the channel.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Not on ESPN and sports. No dude, football on Saturday.
I didn't even watch the games, dude, this is how
packed I was.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
I'll clean the litter out of the moat, like the
Steeler who is the first game they all sucked ass?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Who was the first game?

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Texans? Chargers? Didn't even see the game? Blue literally didn't
see one play of that game.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
I had a tough first touchdown. You had to wait
the whole first half to see a touchdown. Good gosh,
anything knows gonna have to wait that long for a bet. Yeah,
So bang Schultz, suck my dick.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
WHOA. Okay, It's like, well, should we just invite some
other neighbors too, since that we were only inviting two
families and they have a total of two six kids. Shit,
And I was like, well, yeah, you buys well. Text.
You know the people across the street with the two girls,
you might as well invite Mary and Josh. You might
as well eleven year old. You might as well invite

(41:17):
Ben and Beth. You might as well invite Beth and Jesse.
They got a couple kids, you might as well do
them that. So she starts inviting all these people and
everybody's like a coupleople are like, oh, we're in. One
person gave it a like don't know what that means
because they never showed up, but they gave it a
like thanks for the like, you know, what I mean.
And we knew that my middle child, baby Box two's

(41:38):
best friend was coming over. They were gonna go home
and put the baby, the one that was cold, was
going to take a nap. I think the dad was
going to stay home with the baby and they were
gonna come back over. So they show up. All right, cool,
that's cool. It's just me and two women. Next family
is in, just the mom and three kids because the
dad's out of town. All right, cool, cool, so me
and three women. Then the neighbors, the one that started

(42:01):
this whole thing was like, actually, I don't think we're
gonna make it. We got a birthday party to go
to and the other kids are playing in the backyard.
I'm like all right. And then the other neighbors that
is part of that group was like, yeah, Sarah's taking
a nap and uh, I'm cleaning out the basement. I
don't think we're gonna make it either. So this whole
get together that we were doing because of y'all, uh,

(42:25):
you guys aren't coming, so we're just gonna have some
other random families. So it ended up being six families
come over. Ray.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
It's like the slopes and Aspen dude, you guys had
a freaking.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Soare zero dads who cares? Milf City No. So then
I'm outside.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
People go to park City, Milf City brew your backyard
population barbecue.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Hey one mom, I didn't even know she was there
until I saw her leave the front door because I
was outside with the kids for two hours. Hey, I
didn't even know you're there with your hangars, I mean
your kids. How's it going? We are throwing snowballs, were
around in the yard, mom and the tit I did
one mom did Hey, one mom did come out and
I did hit her in the tit. I was getting pizza.
Did a little ship through a snowball at me, like, hey,

(43:10):
I don't know you, you little ship. You'll find your parents.
The mom that did come out, she was throwing snowballs
and she hit me in the dick. And she's like
the adults are aiming at each other's privates. It was
very awkward. There's another mom in the and she was
she was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I mean,
were you down? No, no, it is you know, it's
just a snowball. It wasn't like a it wasn't an

(43:32):
ice ball. It was it can still hurt. It was
a puff, it was a yeah, okay, and so we're
out there forever. And then all of a sudden, ray
I was hanging right. It went left. A couple of
the dads start showing up late, like, oh, here comes
one dad. He gets done cleaning out his garage or
basement or wherever the I don't know, the guest room.
I don't know what he's cleaning out. Love these dads uninvolved.

(43:55):
Another mom, I'm like, hey, where's your husband. She's like, oh,
he was taking a nap. I'm like, well, they're headed
for divorce. I'm like, wait, so he was taking a nap,
not the kids. She's like no, no, she's you know,
we came over. He'll be over in a little bit.
The whole night goes by. He never showed up this joint.
Everybody's about to leave, and I was like, wait, wait, guys,
everybody wait, Tom's about to be here, Like be enough, Dick.

(44:19):
I don't know if it was funny, but I thought
it was funny. And she was like, no, he's not coming.
I was like, well, I know, because the party's over.
I get that, but coach, you just knocked your marriage dude.
By the end of it, there was probably twenty kids
at the house running around the yards, and I don't
know how many adults. Some of the dads showed up,
and I was finally like, should we just order pizza?

(44:40):
Should we just have a party like I have dinner
at pizza party? Dude, you had a freaking slopes partying Aspen.
It was like, I've never been to the slopes and asmen,
but this is what it felt like that everybody just
comes together over the snow. You guys are like all.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Raising up snowboards and ski poles. Yeah, dude, me all
the and all the cougars and mills. They dropped the
suspenders from the no pants and then they'll just have
the bikini or like the top, the white top. That's
how they do it at the slopes and the aspens.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Is that really? I mean?

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Because they'll be inside because you're when you're snowboarding, you're cold.
Then you come inside and you still keep the snow
pants on, and they'll have their white T shirts. They'll
have like a sports bra, and then they do a
stocking cap. So I'm just visioning your house like that.
Kids are running the back they're five milts up top
snow pants half down, white tops, tube tops, milf in it,
and then stocking caps.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Yes, I don't want to ruin your image or anything,
but none of the women had snow clothes on because
they stayed inside the whole damn time. And it's a
freaking slope party. And hey, anybody's seen Mark What? No,
he's napping, man, He'll be here in a little bit.
And then the mom that went to the birthday party

(45:47):
that this whole thing was originated around, she shows up
late with the bait. I mean it was. It was pandemonium.
So they were like, all right, let's order pizza. So
we order six pizzas. Say what is this count? And
so we are sitting there it's like an hour no
pizza hour and fifteen no pizza any all good to
drive and so we call them like, oh yeah, it's ready.

(46:08):
We're just waiting on a delivery driver. We don't have
a driver right now. They're out on their run. We're like,
you know what, pizza plays only six minutes from the house.
We'll just come pick it up. Oh, here we go,
Davy Crockett, So me and will we get in the
true we get in this truck and we drive up
there and listen, is he good to drive? He's good
to drive. Man. And the kids are still outside, dude.
It is now seven fifteen. My kids are the only

(46:29):
ones still outside, dude. They're going to sleep until noon
the next day. I agree with you. They are the
only two. The two older ones are the baby box
and baby Box two are still outside. They will not
come inside. One girl from across the street, she has
come over the eleven year old again. No, no, no
different girl. She's U five kid life. She is out
there with them, and I'm like, wow, I'm very impressed.

(46:50):
She's out there get these kids to bed. And I
have so I take off my you know, I all
had it as a raincoat on because I don't have
snow clothes. That was my waterproof layer was a rain
jack smart. And I have a nice orange, bright orange hoodie.
It's very insulated. I got it from Sam's Club sixty
four sixteen, back in the day, probably oh one is
when I got it. When I worked there. And so

(47:11):
I go into the pizza shop and the guy's like,
hey man, how can I help you? And I was like, yeah,
last name Gibbel. We got like six pizzas. They said
it's ready, but you didn't have a driver, so we're
just here to pick it up. He's like, let me
check on that for you. That's gonna be a problem.
Oh you had the Is this your order right here? Yeah?

(47:32):
That looks like you man, Yeah, that's about to go
in the oven right now. Man, you're the next one up.
I'm like, well, we just called and you guys said
it was ready. Yeah, he didn't talk to me, I guess,
but that's going in the oven right now, all right,
cool man. So we take a step back and another
guy comes in. He helps that guy's oh, man, yeah,

(47:54):
let me let me go check on that order for
He goes, oh, yeah, here it is right here. Hands
with that guy and then looks at me and he goes,
you guys and helped youet. Man, he was having a
hell of a snow day. And man, I'm like, yeah, man,
I'm one in the orange jacket, Like it's hard to forget.
I just talked to you before you talked to that guy.
I'm like, we had the six pizzas and he go like, oh,

(48:18):
what's the last name on that? And I'm like gibble
And he goes, let me check on that types in
the computer again. He's like, yeah, we just put that
in the other man, you know, it'll be right out.
And I'm like all right, cool, cool, all right yeah,
and he was like, it says here for delivery. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
but we were told it was gonna be pick up,
like it was gonna like the delivery driver. You didn't

(48:40):
he was out on a run and it was so
we're here and he was like, all right, cool, cool,
You're just gonna deliver it into my hands. I'm like,
I'll just take it, you know what I mean, like,
whenever it's done, I take a car. And so he's like,
all right, cool man, cool shit there for a minute,
this is Walter and we watched him. We watch him
box up six p Well, they got sports on, I

(49:01):
mean there were games going on. Yeah, that was when
the Steelers game. I fell asleep. It was a blowout.
I didn't even know what the score was when we
were at the pizza place. I did see the George
Pickings touchdown when we were at the pizza place. So
if you can tell me what time that was, I
think that's when we were at the pizza place, or
did I see that at the end of the game. No,
I turned it on after everybody left, so I didn't

(49:22):
see that part. Darry Henry ran rough shot. He did
run rough shot all over their ass. He still drive
them into the ground. And so I see them packing
up the six pizzas, right, see him packing it up.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Wait, so you guys were there this whole time waiting.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
It was only like eight minutes. They did only take
like eight minutes for to go through that little oven.
And then I see the delivery driver show up. Lady, dude,
I don't own a pizza oven, lady with glasses. And
I'm like, huh okay, And I'm watching my dude, and
he's packing the pizzas up and he takes it to
the back of the store and starts putting it in

(49:56):
delivery bags. No, he is on one hell of a bender.
And I'm like, hey, hey, hey, what's up, Hey man,
what's up? Pappy?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Heyday?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
And I'm like, whoa, whoa, I think those are our pizzas.
And he comes back and goes, you need to be helped. Yeah,
I said, yeah, last name gibbel Man, I think those
are my six pizzas, And he goes, yeah, they're they're
getting packed up for delivery right now. Dude, this guy's
on another planet. And I said, yeah, but I'm right here.

(50:33):
I would like to take the pizzas with me. I
don't need you to deliver them. I'm here, dude.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
We can't have stuff like this going wrong during the convention.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
And the other worker comes up.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
The company is this, we're not ordering these pizza with.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Him comes up and goes, I told you, you told
me he was already here. He goes, oh, I thought
you wanted delivered.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Man, yeah, I marked it deliver into the man's hands and.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
I'm like and I was like, yeah. He goes, let
me go get those pizzas for you. So he goes
and stops the delivery driver from leaving the middle of
the road. She's walking out the back door, and so
I think I'm gonna have go Acosta in the park, like, oh,
those are my pizzas. You know she's getting She thinks
she's getting bogged touching the pizzas. She tases my ass.
You know what I mean. I could see it all

(51:14):
over the news already. Walter, take these pizzas and run.
So he finally brings the pizzas to me and I'm
like thanks, man. He's like, all right, you guys have
a good night. And that's when I looked at Will
right there and I said, Will, my kids are never
allowed to work at a pizza shop.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Man.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
It was a hell of a night, a couple upset customers,
overall success. And I said, you want to know why
they're never allowed to work at a pizza shop, because
if they work at a pizza shop, I know they're
a pothead. I know they're a podhead, like they are
smoking weed. And we were just laughing about it the
rest of the night, because you have to be hungry
for pizza. Yeah. And so then we went home. We
had a party, the kids ate, They ran around the house,

(51:52):
was an absolute disaster. Finally pulled my kids in off
the slopes and said, guys, get in here. Yeah, the
chair lifts closed. And then we went to bed, and
I'll tell you about what happened the next day. Right
after this, dude, Ray, So I woke up. No, we
we were sitting there and Will was like, man, he

(52:14):
stayed the night. No, No, he was there like that
night the night before. He was like heky, He was like,
you guys know my backyard is straight downhill. I can't
believe no one's wanted to come sled in my backyard.
Will the fuck? Why wouldn't you tell us that two
days ago? Will? Where have you been? Like? Where have
you been with this information?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
You gotta hit Will with a the fuck? And he's
like yeah, And so he went home that night, Saturday night,
and he made two sled tracks. He made sure he
packed down two different tracks in his backyard.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Neighbors or neighbors of the year in your community, Dude.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
He was ready. He was like that way when it
refreezes the night, this will be straight ice and we'll
have one last day of sledding in before it melts,
because he was supposed to get to forty five on Sunday.
And his pregnant wife, who is like eight months pregnant,
is like, yeah, i'll cook a breakfast cast role if
you guys want to come over in the morning. And
we're like, all right, they're just being nice. They're not

(53:12):
really gonna do that shit. I wake up Sunday morning,
Dude seven thirty in the text like hey, and it's
a picture of his backyard. He's like, sled tracks, ready
to go, and She's like, I'm already cooking the breakfast.
I'm in my pajamas, but I'll come on over. And
I'm like, alright, boys, let's round it up. I got
I got a small case of morning would but I'll
be right over. I told the boys, I said, you

(53:33):
boys riding your round, you boys riding And they're like what, Dad, what?
And I'm like, you guys want to go sledding one
last day? And they're like, yeah, but when are we
gonna eat breakfast? I said, well, we're gonna eat breakfast
over at mister Will's house. His wife is cooking meat
our swingers. So we're throwing on the snow gear, throwing on,

(53:54):
throwing on, throwing on, and I'm like, all right, here
we go, here we go, let's go. We jump in
the car, have the sleds, get some dry clothes so
when they're done sledding, they can, you know, be inside
the house, dude. The sled tracks were phenomenonal and they
were like a train track. Dude.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
No kids were going down that thing with a bend
of the woods running about to kill himself.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Now, he did plant some evergreens at the back fence
because he wanted you know, he wants some coverage or whatever,
but they're not full grown yet. So there's some miniature
trees and there's a fence and we kept telling the kids, hey,
you got to bail. You gotta bail before you get
down there. You gotta bail. And the kids are rolling
off the sleds before they hit the fence there. Some
of them are hitting the trees. Bail, bail, and then

(54:38):
the three year old Baby Box three gets on the
sled and I'm like, hey, you remember you got a bail.
He'd been bailing the whole time. Bail and he's like
yeah yeah, And I'm like, you know, you gotta fall
off before you hit the fence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right? Three?
Two one? Who send him down? Bill? Bell Bell boom,

(55:00):
headed headfirst into the fence. Oh no, what happened? He
wasn't like half the packers, was he?

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (55:11):
It wasn't shared off the field. It was a sign
of things to come for the packers because the other
family that was there, they are all Packers fans and
baby boys like Babybox three was like this, what's gonna
happen to the packers later tonight? They're all gonna get
their ass kicked. They did same thing, stretchered off. I
didn't see much of that game, uh, because I don't
even know what the hell I was doing at that point.
But it was exhausting. I was so tired. But we

(55:33):
sledded for hours, dude, hours upon hours, and some of
the kids they lost interest. Not my damn kids. Man,
they kept right check out the sled. Dude, that's our
hell in his backyard? Is it gonna play? Why is
it not going? Come on? I don't need internet connection

(55:54):
to play a video, do I?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
No? Hey, My question is this. Did you guys get
a bill for that fence and tree that your kid
ran over?

Speaker 1 (56:03):
No? Luckily not Look this is our freak. This is
the hill dude who all the way down babye.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Yeah, you definitely got a bail before. Oh my god, dude,
it was your kid hit the fence.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Hit the fence man head first into the fence. Did
you take him to a minute clinic? No? He just
want mommy. I went mommy. So I sent him up
the stairs and said, mom we got a crier. We
got a crier. Did you hold up fingers? How many
was he? And I said, hey, how many fingers? I
don't want to do that game, Dad, app okay, cool, Uh,

(56:38):
you're fucking aunt. I'm messing around with headache, dude, I'm
messing around with the kid. I'm just being a dick.
And we we I mean, we slid it what we
got over there at nine o'clock in the morning. And
I'm gonna tell you what, we just kept going. Other
kids lost interest. My two kids, they didn't lose a
damn bit of interest. The two older ones just kept
sledding and sledding and slegt. Well.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Newsflash for well, he's gonna have to repint all that grass,
and it's some fertilizer because he's gonna have a huge
rut in his backyard.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
That's all we were thinking about. And then about about
eleven am eleven thirty, it started melting at the slot.
It wasn't going down anymore. So in areas that still
had snow, we got cups and we made fresh snow
cones from the snow out in the backyard. We put
it in a cup and then we got the syrup
and we had snow cones in the back freaking yard

(57:27):
from the snow. And then everybody went inside it like
all the other kids had went in to eat breakfast.
My kids had not eaten breakfast. They went and ate breakfast.
They came back out, sledded a little bit more, and
they'd only go about halfway down the hill. Then my
oldest son he wanted to be out there, and he
was just with a hammer and a chisel, chiseling ice
off the sidewalk. Dude, your kids are gonna live in Michigan, dude.

(57:48):
He didn't come back inside till twelve fifteen. He was
out there for three hours fifty night, no in afternoon, oh,
three hours, fifteen minutes, and finally they came inside. We
uh ran around the house for another hour till halftime
of the Bills game. Then we went home. They took
a nap, and we sat on the couch for the
rest of the day. And that was our weekend in

(58:09):
the snow and it was amazing. And I was like,
did I overdo it? Did I kill my kids? And
I got the answer at two thirty in the morning
this morning, when Baby Box two woke up and vomited. Yeah,
you ran them too hard, dude. Yeah, Yeah, that was
my weekend in the snow man. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
My question is this though, the weekend in the snow sledding,
snow sled ice, cold kids. Did you think about pulling
them in a vehicle?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Very unsafe. When my neighbors was doing it, I did
a PSA. Guys, don't do that. That's how kids die.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
That is how you die. And the streets weren't very icy.
They seemed to melt because I guess a lot of
people were driving on the roads. So it wasn't The
roads weren't melted. They weren't icy. Where I was, it
was melted. We'll take a break and we'll be right back.
So I didn't watch much football. I watched the Commanders

(59:02):
and the Buccaneers. That was a great game. Went to bed.
It was a great sleep. Uh. Jayden Daniels is Patrick
Mahomes two point zero. He just he has magic, dude.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Got You don't gotta use comparisons to other You don't
have to compare them to other people.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Lebron is an MJ.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Charles Barkley is in John Stockton, Karl Malone is in
will Bill Lambier.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
You don't have to compare players. I'm not Jayden Daniels
is him. I'm not saying he's Patrick Mahomes, but he
has something magical about him. He has like Patrick Mahomes
has magic about him. He bleed like we bleed. I
watched Jayden Daniels. She has the magic that Patrick Mahomes has.

(59:46):
A rookie quarterback is not supposed to look that calm.
A rookie quarterback is not supposed to be that poised
in the pocket on the road in a playoff game
and win a playoff game on the road as a rookie. Dude,
he made no mis You guys picked the wrong quarterback.
I texted Batter's box last night and I I said,

(01:00:07):
Jayden Daniels is Patrick Mahomes and Caleb Williams is justin.
Herbert looks like he's supposed to be good, but didn't
all that good. I didn't watch the damn game, but
everybody was saying Herbert threw a bunch of interceptions. He
threw four, but I saw one that it went right
through the receiver's hands. That's not really his fault. That's
the only one I saw. And then one was late

(01:00:30):
in the game when he took a deep shot down
the field and the guy intercepted it. But I don't,
I mean, you're already down. I don't know how many
points they were down at that point, but they were
down a lot. To keep saying, I didn't watch the coach.
It's okay to not watch a game every once in
a while. No, No, I'm just saying so I can't
really I saw a highlight of the interception, but I'm like,

(01:00:50):
was the game out of hand at that point? I
don't know, so was it really a bad interception? Don't know.
But Jayden Daniels, dude, he he's it. I was sleeping,
He is it my nap? Was it good? I'm glad
you took a nap. I took like a twenty minute
nap during the Bills game second half.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
What a cool start though. Did you get some good
little feelings though? When Chuck Nicks put him up seven zero?
Then you're like, oh what thirty one straight points?

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
I turned it on and it was seven to nothing Broncos.
So I didn't even know how he scored a Bob
nickt to Franklin.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Dude, the dude had to have been like plus twenty thousand.
First touchdown he's never thrown to him all season. I
thought it was mems. I thought I hit the touchdown.
Never threw it to Mims. The rest of the game.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Yeah, I didn't see that. I was at Will's house
and we were getting That's when my kid finally came
in out of the snow, so I was getting him
in some dry clothes. We turned it on. It was
already seven nothing. I felt like I'd been run over
by a semi had been out in the snow for
so many hours, for three days in a row, and
I was exhausted. He tried growing up in the snow
I as a kid. I think you like it, and

(01:01:53):
you love it, you want some more of it. But me,
I was done. I was so tired. We got home
and I just wanted to sit on the couch. It
was awesome, dude. It was a great freaking weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
It was a great weekend. My sum up was me
trying to understand numbers of players and sound like an
old man beaser. Is Schultz eighty seven or eighty six?
We need a touchdown?

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Eh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
I see he's eighty six. He's in Well, I don't know.
Online it says eighty seven. Is that him running there? No,
that's eighty six, that's him.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
What number Schultz?

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Then you flash forward to the Broncos game. Okay, all right,
I need number sixteen or nineteen, can't remember mims, we
need mems.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Oh my gosh, touchdown touched out? Holy crap, is that Mims?
Is that Mems? No, it's Franklin. What was it sixteen
or nineteen? It was nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Eh, don't do the touchdown bets if you don't definitively
know who these players are. Trying to follow the numbers
and see who the player is. Good God, it was
a nightmare. I thought I won the MIMS bet. I
could never find Schultz on the field. Somebody let me
know if he even played on Saturday, because, for the
love of God, I couldn't find him. And yeah, mims man,
I thought I had instantly hit that, And I said,

(01:03:01):
I guess my lucky day is today, Thank you Mile
High Magic. Oh no, no, it was like nineteen instead
of sixteen. Some Franklin guy that they've never thrown to
in the entire world. They threw a blong bomb to
him over.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
You man, Yeah man, uh, yeah, I don't know. I
don't know which I mean bills that what I saw.
They dominated the game. When I watched it, I felt bad.
It was over. I fell asleep on the couch. Batter's
Box calls me and I'm like and he's like, were
you asleep? I'm like yeah, and he goes during a
football game. Yeah, bro, I've been, you know, huffing it

(01:03:32):
with three kids in the snow for and I had
a party last night, impromptu party where there was five
thousand kids running around my house in my yard, and
there was parents everywhere. There was empty beer bottles everywhere.
It was a disaster. It was like a frat party
gone wrong. Like, I mean, it was unbelieving. We ordered
six pizzas, thinking, oh, these kids are gonna be so hungry,
but they were so hyped that they just wanted to play.

(01:03:54):
They ate one slice each and then went running around again.
So you have five pizzas in your friger right now.
So we had leftover pizza everywhere. Half those chicks are
on ozempic. Oh man on one mom, I'm telling you.
She came out the front door and I'm in the
front yard and I'm like, oh, your husband inside. She's
like no, And I was like, oh, where are your girls?
And she was like, oh, one just woke up, and
I'm like, well, where's your husband? They he took the

(01:04:16):
other one to a birthday party. So I said, you're
not at your house and your kid's asleep. She goes, yeah,
I got it on the baby monitor right here. She
came over without the kid, and my and my wife
later told me that they were in the house and
they could hear the kid on the and they were like,
I think your kid's saying mama, mama. She goes, yeah, yeah,
she's waking up. And then like another lady was like,

(01:04:39):
I think I hear your kids. She was like yeah,
And then my wife goes, I think I heard it
say mama mama. She goes yeah, but I'm gonna finish
my wine. First. She was at the Slopes party. She
was at the Slopes party. Girl was, you know, two
blocks away at the house. I was like, damn, all right,
that was it, man, that was my weekend was of

(01:05:00):
a game. Hell, congrats to Ohio State. Congrats to Notre Dame.
Come on, Notre Dame. I'm sharing for Notre Dame tonight.
I don't know what the hell is gonna happen tonight.
Like I'm so like, I feel like the Vikings should
kill the Rams because the Rams did they even get
to practice this week. With the wildfires having to move locations,

(01:05:20):
the home field advantage is gone. They're gonna have no
Rams fans in Phoenix. Like, how is this gonna work?
They have to be so distracted, like, oh, my gosh,
my neighbors is my house gonna burn down?

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Coach, is your house? Okay? I mean JJ Reddick the Lakers?
He lost his house. How can the Rams be fully
focused on football when they had wildfires all over their neighborhoods. Yeah,
maybe they all live north of the city. Maybe maybe
they only have apartments. Maybe they don't even live there
full time so they don't have real I have no idea.
It just screams to me that they have to be

(01:05:54):
so distracted that there's no way they can win this game.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
But you gotta be like Tiger Woods compartment analyzes. He
would be banging and eating cereal in the morning and
then playing golf in a tournament that afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
That's true. He'd be banging in the parkins and then
freaking banging birdies. Yep. Yeah, so happy Monday. I don't
know coach's convention this week? Did we miss anything?

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
No, you we blended it beautifully with a weekend and
how we watched the games instead of saying, hey, man,
x's and o's.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Man, I'll tell you what that's really.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
That's really now the Profilo bills won man because Josh
Allen is superman. He's just like Patrick Mahomes. If I
hear that one more time, going to punch myself in
the dick. All the pregame shows are unwatchable.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
I don't know how anybody watches that crowd.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Well, no, no, I've just really now. We do podcasts
my wife. I sometimes listen to her bro We don't
do any pre game They're so bad. I'm just like,
shut the hell up.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
It's stupid. Oh it's a little alive looking. Oh that
right there is Patrick Allen. Oh look at him. Oh
he's good.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
You don't learn anything. None of these guys are giving
you World Show attering advice. It's all stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Then you go to straight Hen. Yeah he's good. At
the line, he's good. He's a great guy. Good guy.
Gronk anything for you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
I tell you what, it's not all about the tight ends, man,
they're good. Tom Brady, anything from you, Oh no, Jim
tom Brady, what the hell was he even saying? Oh,
they're nicknames. They all say their nicknames kb ok TV,
e A, let's go down to her, back to you
KB all right TV, guys, we get it all you
guys have two letter nicknames. Were well aware.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
We're over it. We don't need it anymore. But I
wish that Greg Olsen was still on the number one broadcast.
He's so good. But uh, yeah it was. It was
a fantastic weekend, So yeah, football wise, didn't watch as
much as I'd like to, but the Gays were ending
up boring. I watched the best game of the weekend,
Bucks freaking Washington. That was the best game. And I
still can't joink into the field. I mean, wow, And

(01:07:53):
I didn't realize that Zeing Gonzalz guy has OCD. I
didn't realize that. I mean he's walking on the field
to do his finals kick. He messed with his hair
six times, he had he and then he put his
helmet and he'd take it off, comba' his hair, take
it off, put it. I mean, it was unbelievable to watch.
Did he make it off to upright? Damn right? Joink
in It's crazy man. Happy Monday, guys, We're out the

(01:08:17):
snow will be melted by this weekend. Did you play
in the snow at all? I didn't even ask.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
We did one video outside. I showed people that you
can use a squeegee to clean off your driveway.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
It was just informative. A PSA, thanks man.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
I really appreciate that. That really made a difference in
a lot of people's lives.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Basier had talked about it, and I go, baser, adults
don't play in the snow.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Then I was sledging like a machine, Mune. I loved it.
I mean I was putting the kids on my back
and sliding down the hill like on the the boogey
boards and stuff. Man, that was great. I loved it.
That's gonna be a great one. Then my kid threw
up in the middle of the night. That sucked. That sucked.
That's what happens when you party. Little kid. Yeah, he
went hard, hard,

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