Someone Is Getting Fired

In this episode Ray talks about what made BAE cry when they were taking a drive in the country and Lunchbox relives the time he hit a deer. Plus someone thought they were getting their career break but ended up the entire world is making fun of their work. Ray is worried about his Fantasy Football team and Justin proves he doesn't understand how Fantasy Football works. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yo, check check Mike three, did you start your time?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah? I did, but you got to put my mic on.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
That's me. I'm Mike three. In the other studio, it's
Mike two.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
I don't know why they did it that way. I
figure they would do it the exact same in every studio.
But that's okay, coacher, What up? Coacher? Been to find out?
Ben to find out? No, you don't have to do
video right now. We don't do anything good.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah we are.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
We're always doing stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
We're always doing video.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
You're always live, man. That's what I tell my nephew
when he's hanging out with me. Their cameras are always rolling.
I'm always ripping audio. Man, You're always live.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Live your life live. I'm living my life live. I
don't live it in the past. I don't live it
in the future. I don't think about Oh this could
be that. I think, man, what is going on right now?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
And I would say generations forty years ago. You could
do stuff in hidden you know, you could say a quote,
hey man, hey, you know what, I'm about to hit
a Bobby Bone show quote.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Hey man, yeah, you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Why does everybody turn these keys down? Leave them up,
go yourself back in the day, you can say that
nobody will know.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Now everything's live, everybody knows everything.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
That a trucker in South Carolina that was loud. He
is gonna then say, I heard you say that, Whereas
forty years ago you're on the tractor, you're in the field.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I'm this is full circle. That guy.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
You could say whatever you wanted, but people are always
gonna know, is my point.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I said all that to say that. I mean, it's
like you can used to be able to go for
a walk and let off some steam and just yell
and scream like I hate her. I can't believe I
cheated on her. But now someone's doorbell cam catches that.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Man, you're busted.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
You're you're up at a door. Okay, so you're just
now going to a neighbor's house. We'll stay in the neighborhood. Man, Honey, Hey,
I can't believe we gotta go over to dinner at
John and Jane's house. Man, Like, I hate when he
he does that weird thing where he goes, hey, man,
his work still good. I just hate when we have
to then talk about work and he tries to be

(02:07):
funny and he tries to act like he's condescendingly. He
undermines my career. I knock out, knocked on the door,
knock on the door. Whereas back in the day you
could get away with saying that, Now somebody's gonna hear
you on the ring doorbell absoutely.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
They're gonna be like, oh, you don't like coming over
here and talking about work. You don't think I'm funny? Well,
how did you hear me? Well, we got a ring
doorbell camera.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Man. Oh okay, well it is awkward.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
And uh, post office people throw the packages thirty years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Hey, hey, you.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Want to see how far I can yankee this one. Man,
I'm gonna launch this one, tear it out of my glove.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I'm gonna throw it at the door.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I'm not even gonna get out of the damn bad
Whereas now they know they're all being recorded, so you
have to be perfect. Oh I'm just gonna gracefully and
just perfectly and politely set this down on your doorstep.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Have a great day, dude.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
If I was a ups person, I would do the
most fake things ever because people are gonna post.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
It on the ring. You're gonna go viral or they're
gonna turn it into your boss because you realize, you
realize that people you're being recorded. Here you go, here's
your package, have a lovely day, and then wave.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Guys, you're gonna be viral tomorrow because everybody's gonna post that.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
They all know that they are going above and beyond, Like, oh,
the kitty cats out, Let me knock on the door
and make sure they know that kitty cat and is outside.
Did you know your kitty cats outside? Oh, it's an
outside cat.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I was just trying to make sure I saved a
pussy you know cat and I Oh, but it was
Amazon guy. He cares about animals. He tried to save
a pussy cat. Let's start to show the man, well,
can I do one more before we start? I love it.
That's how it actually will get you in trouble.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Our trash can guy at the apartment complex on the
West Side, he didn't know about the ring doorbell camera,
so he picked up our trash can and shook it
until it broke and all fell to the ground. So
I'm getting up in the morning for work. You know
you already got those thoughts, hate my job, hate life.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
What is happening.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
I opened my front door, dude, it looked like Milton
came through too soon. Well yeah, okay, and it was
everywhere trash. I mean I didn't know what had happened.
Oh the trash guy just shook our trash, apparently, looked
at the camera, found it, sent it to his employer,
got him fired. Wasn't trying to get him fired?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Are bad? We got a two hundred dollars Target gift card.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Not bad?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Do you ever get Did you ever worry about the
wildlife getting into your trash? Because don't you probably have raccoons, possums,
probably rats. I mean when you leave your trash outside
your door, isn't that what happens?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
It's just the night before and the animal doesn't know
that it only has an eight hour window, so sure
there would be animals search They didn't realize trash people
only come under it from six to ten at night.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
And you live upstairs, so they're probably not going to
climb the stairs to get to your trash.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
But you know what did one time armadilla? No yet,
it came all the way to the top, and they're
dumb as hell. It was bouncing around. Eventually found its
way down. But then they sent out a message to
everybody in the app. They said, armadillo's guys. They've been
known now to climb to the fourth floor heads up, but.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
They don't do anything dangerous. They're not dude. They have
a hard shell, hard head. You could hear.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Them because I think they're blind. Oh, guys, this is uninformed.
I'm not a zoo keeper. I don't work at the
Nashville Zoo. Love you guys, but I wanted to say this, dude.
They I believe they're color blinding. All you hear is
ding ding ding ding ding ding. Another armadilla made its
way to the fourth floor.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Honey, I've never really seen an armadilla up close. Yeah,
I've seen one dead on the side of the road,
but never really like walking around, never seen one. That's
why I think they're blind. They're not great on roads,
confined areas. They're probably meant to be San Antonio out

(05:53):
wearre the Buffalo roam. You know. I've been told though,
like if you see them on the street, don't try it.
Don't hit them with your car because right before they
they jump up and mess up your car. That's what
I've been told. I don't know if that's true for
this urban legend. Don't know much about the armadillo.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, maybe it is sad driving in from the country. Man,
you'll see the roadkill and you're.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Not supposed to pick it up because they have someone
that their job is to drive and document all the roadkill.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
And it's it's it is some armadillas. You got your
I think I've said it on the show before. Is
it the minks or the possums? Yeah, not a lot
of raccoons.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
You're gonna get your your gophers, your squirrels.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, I see the squirrels.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Proud of drivers though, haven't seen a family pet.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's good. Did see Oh don't.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh, first time I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Oh no, a person, coach, What in the morbid hell
is going on in your head?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
The way you went, You act like you saw a
dead person on the side of the road. You are
the one that went. I did see one. Yeah, I
was sticking with the theme of animals, not a human being.
Death seat dude. Yeah, man, I saw a guy gunned
down with an arrow.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Like human beings can't get hit by a car.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
You act like God can't be walking across the street
and get hit by the car.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Sorry, that's where I thought you were going.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
My apology, it was it was it was domestic. A
woman shot her husband's roadkill. No, this one doesn't need
to doesn't need to laugh. Track baser saw it.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I think she did. Cry it was a horse. Oh
somebody hit use Oh oh my, I mean and they
are quick, so it's almost like the person driving wasn't
able to time it out.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
You got to give it some leeway. Oh dude, it
was weird. But props the guy you're talking about that
records it all. They had it cleaned up, man. Was
it was a police.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Cop, ambulance squad. Everybody shy.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
A SpongeBob on the scene within five minutes, and it
was I didn't see it the next day.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
But how do you clean up a horse, man? Like
put them in a dump truck? Like, honestly do you do?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
You chop them up right there on the side of
the road.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
I don't know, man, but you feel for the driver.
You gotta think he could have got out of the way.
These cars are in my area. They're only going forty
to fifty. The horse just it must have just been
a Sorry, guys, if you're drive It must have been
a bee line into a damn semi or something like that.
So guys, if you're out there to all our truckers,

(08:40):
just be on the lookout.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
You can go over the squirrels, just time it out perfectly,
the rabbits, the minks, the armadillo's. God knows, they're gonna
jump up in the last second. But the horses just
kind of break a little bit. But let them go
go around them. You just can't go ahead on collision
with a damn horse. You're not gonna outrun them going
faster than we are.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Man. I mean, I remember when I hit a deer.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Didn't you really?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Because Beazer just said that the other day day. What
is it like? How does somebody what is it? How
does somebody hit one? Well, I would say more of
the deer hit me. It was back in college and
this chick, Devon I was kind of having a fleeing
with her. She's a hotty, tall, blonde, athletic man or woman,

(09:26):
ah woman, I would say last name, but that's probably
classified information. She was from Wimberley, Texas, and we were
driving the back roads and I was driving her car
because that's what happens you know, you always drive the
woman's car, but the guy drives. Don't ask me why,
but usually the women take better care of their cars,
and they're not as good as drivers. So you drive

(09:46):
the woman's car. And we're driving, driving, and we're in
the back roads. We're going to I don't even where
the hell were Maybe we're going to Wimberley. Maybe we're
going to meet her parents. I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
You've named the least popular cities in all of Texas.
I've heard of Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, and Austin, and
you just named Wimbiyama.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
What was the name of it. Yeah, that was wim Byama.
That was a sign that he was coming to San Antonio.
So we're driving the back roads from San Antonio to
Wimberley and I looked to my left and this deer
looks at me and it goes sprinting, and it's gonna hit.
It's gonna We're gonna hit the front of the car.
Like I'm worried, it's gonna flip up, you know what
I mean. So I slam on the brakes. Oh you

(10:27):
decided to do that because you got the option, Well
I did. It was either do I keep going faster,
slower swerve? No, you don't swerve, because that's when you flip.
That's when you flip a car, when you go off
the road. You don't swerve. So I had two choices.
Do I keep going at the speed limit and I
worry that the car, the deer's gonna be hit, get

(10:48):
hit by the front of the car, flip up, hit
the windshield, then all hell breaks loose.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
So I just kind of tap the brakes.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Deer in the car, dear in the car, and I'm
getting bocked. I'm getting fuck.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
And I hear boom nails the side of the car,
nails it, and I'm like, oh god, oh and Devin's like,
oh no, you didn't hit it, did you You didn't hit it.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I was like ah no, and we turn around. She
was like, please, please tell me it's alive. Tell me
it's alive. What are you doing giving it mouthy?

Speaker 4 (11:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
And I have to kind of swerve around the deer
and she goes, I guess it's dead.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
It's like, yeah, it died.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
See how I hit it?

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Did you get investigated? No? We just left it there, man.
And she had a big old dent in the side
of her car.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Nobody questioned you after that, not even being funny saying
it was a crime scene.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Dude, there was no one. I mean, we're in the
back roads. Don't even there.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh, I mean we just left the deer on the
side of the road.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I mean it was dead. Is that a crime? No,
you killed an animal?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Ray, it killed me? Yeah, all right, Well, we gotta
we gotta start break.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
We gotta start the show.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
You gotta go to break.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, we gotta start. You gotta do the intro.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
All right, they do a lot, Arnold, are you over there? Yeah,
let's start to me.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Hey, Devin was crying just like your wife one time.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Happy, it's driving and we got hip by a mosquito,
don't book. Yeah, it was a head of colusion.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Well what I mean, bro, that's just cold with your
windshield wipers, you get it right off.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
No, it was stuck on there. Pretty good one, that Arnold.
It was good. I didn't picked Arnold. It didn't relate
to ship man. Let's do a lot. Everybody pick it up.
We're a little depressed right now. Oh the what shoo?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Wait, so loser?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
What up?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
So I gave you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y all it says.
And I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
I live on the north side of Nashville with the
Broadway Girl. We got a house there, white picket fenced.
I have a heart attack when I'm seventy two two
point five kids at a clinic in Vanderbilt, and man,
that country life. I told you the pumpkins, they were
there until they weren't.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
That field is barren.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
I'm curious what the next crop is gonna be, wheat, corn, squash, beans.
To all my farmers out there right in.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
There's probably nothing because it's about to be winter time,
so there's gonna be no crops for a while. You're
just gonna see barren land for a few months. There's
gonna be no sunshine, there's gonna be no nice weather.
It's gonna be grace guys like today where it's just
kind of like blah, it looks like crap.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
It has to be a year round crop. You would
think he's just gonna go dirt field for four months.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, I think he's gonna maintain like he's gonna prepare
the soil for when the sun comes back out in
the spring. There is nothing he's gonna grow.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Now.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
This is one the season where they clean everything up,
get rid of the gophers that are eating their crops.
They gotta get rid of the I don't even know
what else eats the crops, the mosquitoes, the flies. I
have no idea, but right now the farmers are preparing
for spring. This season is over. They're gonna celebrate Christmas
and then it's back on the grind. Are we gonna

(14:36):
go to break? Do you wanna go to break already? Yeah?
Because I gotta go gear up. I gotta grab some waters.
We still got other production stuff to do. Unless you
got something you can hit for three minutes. But you
and three minutes, I mean that's pretty much a Saturday night,
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm lucky if that's a Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Man.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Jeez, all right, Yeah, we'll take a break. That was rude. God,
that hurt. We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
That sucking fly, I.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Thought it was a mosquito, Arnold, Get your story straight.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Fifteen to ten, Yeah, I got it. I'm starting it.
I don't have time for you. Look, man, I gotta
say here though.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh you can't hear.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
You gotta plug in your headphones? Man, yo, yo, you
can hear me now, you got me?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Now? How about now? Yo? Yo? Is it there?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Somebody put it in something else?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Oh? God, yo? So you can't hear anything?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
No? How did we take a break and we come
back and it's not working?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Now? Yo?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yo?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Where's your headphone? Thing?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Did you try underneath? Is there an underneath one? I
don't understand, dude? Hello, check check you can hear.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
I can hear perfectly.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Is there another plug in there?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, there's another plug over here. I can do.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Nope here, Oh, I bet it's because of seeing Q.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Try now.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
See somebody else put it in Q? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Who's that there?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Damn it?

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh? Turn it down?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Blew me the fuck out?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Okay, are you dude?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Dude, give me a second, give your boy a second.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
I gave you a second.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
But I just want to say, and arnold, arnold, did
you seriously put it in Q? Yeah? Because it abby?
She is cute? Those are two different things. Q is
for different levels on the microphone. Cute is a descriptive
word for the opposite sex. I'm sorry, it's okay, lunch

(16:47):
over to you.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Man.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
We have to talk about the Twayne Wade statue. I mean,
we made fun of the Peccerine, Pecorini, whatever his name is.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
The one air in Nashville is so small.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
We make fun of statues and we say, oh, man,
that doesn't really look like him.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
I have never seen a worst statue in my life.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
And there's also the one for our boy MESSI. No,
Ronaldo was terrible. He had weird eyes. Explain to me
how an artist, I mean, had to get paid millions
of dollars right, how to get paid hundreds of thousands
of dollars to sculpt this freaking statue here and halfway

(17:28):
through they didn't say, hmm, that looks kind of bad.
Here's how it needs to be explained. Is it painting?

Speaker 2 (17:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Is the Jordan statue outside of the United Center the
same material as these statues that these guys have been
screwing up.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Have you seen the Jordan statue I have? It's badass
and he's awesome. It's him jumping dude.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
It's like he's got the legs air Jordan freaking going
over a dude. Jump man jump Man jump Man, John
Man jump Man. So what I'm saying is it's different materials, metallics, metals, gold, copper, silver.
The Jordan one is worth seeing. Pecerine is a small
pecker and no pun inte. No need to see that one. Oh,
I can see at the convention. They can when you

(18:09):
come to the convention. The Coaches CONVENTIONED four tickets go
on sale this Friday. They're on sale this week, this Friday.
We are not ready, we're not worthy.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
We're not really ready, but we're gonna be on sale
for Friday.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
So it's something to do with how the metal melts,
and it's almost it's impossible to kind of sculpt the face.
But these are able to withstand all the weather elements.
You got rain, snow, wind and sleep. So what I'm
thinking is it's not just a painting. These paintings. Kids
can do it just like the exact spitting image of
the person. It doesn't look like it's something I'm telling you.

(18:46):
It's the way that these things are melding. It's the
way that they're they're all working together, they're gelling.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
It's something.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
It's the settling process maybe as it perfect and then
you come in the next day and everything's settled, you know, on.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
A god question, Dwayne Wade, does he see it before
they remove those walls like they had that surrounded by
something dud Does he see it before they unveil it?
Or does he sit there in shock and awe when
they open that he's like, who the is that guy?
Was he saying that because it was so bad? Or
was he saying, look it, I can't believe I got

(19:21):
a statue. He's trying to take the high runs and goes, man,
I got a statue.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
This is awesome.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I think it's great because no one thinks that looks
like Dwayne Wade, not a single damn person on this earth.
But think that's what looks like Dwayne Wade one hundred
feet away? Does it look like Dwayne Wayne?

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Maybe it's gonna be at a place where you're not
getting that close to it.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
It's at the stadium. It's outside the stadium. It's like
Harry Carry at Wrigley Field. It's like Ernie Banks at
Wrigley Field. You can go take a picture, you can
take you get the statue with them. Yes, so people
are gonna be faking a picture.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
It is so bad.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
It looks more like Charles Barkley in the face then
it does the damn Dwayne Wade.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
It's tough to do these trial and error. I think
it's a one and done pecorine.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
They said, oh, it's gonna be up on stilt, it's
gonna be four feet on a box and then above
and it's gonna look fine.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
And then they ended up trying to save some money probably,
and the statue looks terrible, but they had no way
of really seeing it until it was there. And once
you get the bulldozer, the crane, the wrecking ball, the
apparatus to lift it, it's.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Not even worth it anymore. You just say, oh, just
put it in. We're all going here, boys, and then
you go back and look at it. Errors were made. Also,
I'm worried this is a career killer for this artist.
No Dwayne Wade's done. No, no, not Dwayne Wade. But
whoever did this statue, he or she sexist was so
excited about the big unveiling, like, oh my god, this

(20:48):
is my moment. They picked me to design a statue
of Dwayne Wade.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
This is my.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Career break, Like I am going to be massive and
it is nothing but ridicule. Every single person is ripping
you to shreds. And now they're like, oh man, please
don't put my name on the statue. Please don't let
me be associated with that. I don't want my name
to be associated with that statue.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
And what an usually things quarterback Exact Science, this podcast
Exact Science statue maker. The margins for error are so great, dude,
you could have a couple beers in try and design.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
One of these art is in an interpretation and that
is hilarious.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
And I say, most paintings you're gonna throw paint at
the wall. Oh yeah, man, my girlfriend she designed some art.
Oh yeah, put some splatter splatter on it with that
with faces and bodies. That's why the girl like pits
found in Kansas City.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
She's great, amazing, amazing, and we made so much fun
of him and she is so damn good. But maybe
there's a short list of people that actually deal with
the metallics. Is that's all I'm saying. That's true, Then
I want to talk about the freaking world series I
have never seen. I don't want to talk about it.
I'm kidding. Of course, two bigger bozos in my life,

(22:06):
like if you're gonna run onto the field. Okay, I
get it. Some people run on the field. They think
it's funny.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Ha ha ha these dudes.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Mookie Bets goes over and catches that foul ball, and
I don't know what these dumb asses thought they were doing,
but the dude grabs his glove and is trying to
rip the ball out of the glove.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Hilarious but so stupid. And then not only that.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Stop with your hilarious hilarious until the one guy grabs
his wrist, and then they start going a little too far.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
No longer funny.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
That is exactly what I was about to say.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Ray, I'm gonna do that with your arm, hand it
to me. No, I was going to say, oh man, here,
thank you. And then his buddy, not only you're a mookie, Ray,
I'm the guy. This dude's an idiot grabbing his glove.
Mookie Bets takes his right arm and to grab it free.
And that's when he has a partner come in and

(23:04):
say nah ah ah and grab what the are you doing?

Speaker 3 (23:09):
The way they could have got away with it, which
it's now hindsight is fifty forty is you just hit
it because Once it's in the stands, you can make
a slap at it.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Right, but what they swap the glove, do whatever you
need to do. Mooki got it first, so that's once
he caught it, it's over. But early bird gets the snake,
so he's fine. The guys then split second too late.
The obviously had some beers reaction times affected, and then
they're going in and doing that. So not only did.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
They not getting out did they weren't able to make
it look accidental. They weren't able to defend their territory.
Once Mooki goes into the stands, that's yours.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Then they're now felons and they probably can't go back
to the team that they love anymore.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
They are.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
I mean, you have your chance to go see the
World Series? Oh my god, how exciting has to cost.
Let's say those tickets right there on the wall and
bucks apiece, Well, why don't we get factual with it? Well,
why don't you look them up? I'm not very good
at looking it up. Look it up and tell me
what a ticket right there costs? Ray, Why don't.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
I guess the number? Okay, so you go to game
time and then you type in New your York yan
City Yankees, Yankees, dude, even a truck driver could do this.
And I click on it and.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Go down to that section right there on the right
field wall. All right, and tell me how much you
can buy a ticket for because it's there's no events
near Nashville. No no, I said, New York Game five,
Game five tonight. All right, I'm onto the seat, all right,
go over there to the right field wall. Exactly what
I thought. One thousand, yeah, twelve hundred. See that's so
you spend one thousand dollars twelve hundred dollars a ticket

(24:46):
and you get to watch four outs of that ball game.
Oh there's also fees of four hundred per ticket, so
they paid over three grand.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Two buddies. I mean, it was a two thousand person
night with beers and pork missiles.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
And you lasted all because he catches the falt Like,
once he catches it, you can't do it. What do
you think they're gonna do? Oh he's safe. Oh he's safe.
This guy grabbed his glove, so he's gonna be safe.
What do you think you're doing? Okay?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I need to know, though, how close was it to
the pole, because the closer you get to first.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Base, the more expensive it gets.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
They were all the way to right feet and they
were all the way I mean they were, so it's
a thousand. Then otherwise it's we jump into the two
thousands and you get closer to.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
First that's getting insane, all right.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
But then I laugh because when they come over there,
they start going like, oh, they're pointing like, no, his
glove was up here, like they were in the right No, no, no,
it doesn't matter that he was over the wall. That
doesn't mean you can rip his arm off. And my
wife is like, oh, they're gonna hurt him. They're gonna
hurt him. Oh oh, they're twisting his arm, Like what

(25:56):
happens if they break his arm? The ball don't lie. Thankfully,
the Yankees ended up winning the game. We got another
game out of the series. If it was a sweep,
it would have been a lot of build up.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
You got New York, La, the two hoods, everybody's hailing
from it, and then nothing. You know, it's one of
those you get, you get the hotty, you get, you know,
you get home.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Wam bam, thank you, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Trying to do a Colin Cowherd analogy here, but then
there's no personality, so you don't get any substance. We
had the two hotties, but you just you're not You're
not getting the deep conversations. We need a better series.
Thank God, Ball don't lie. The Yankees ended up winning.
Hopefully they can get another one and we get this
thing a little bit more into a series. But dude,

(26:38):
if it was a sweep, two guys kicked out of
the stadium, terrible showing.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
And the craziest part of this whole story Gronk. Oh,
that's my buddy from college. He's a beauty. I just
want to say congratulations for shining when your moment came.
That was Gronk's friend from college. Wonder what he does though,
Oh what if this affects other part of his life?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Ray, you kicked off?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
What do you think bones would do.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I don't think he would care.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
He would fire us. He would not fire if you
grag no, yay, but bets his glove and then I
grab his wrist and cock him off. No. If you're
a Yankees fans, if you're in New York, they're they're
all celebrating this.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Today they think he is so awesome and amazing for
what he did for the Yankees. That's why people are crazy.
That's a different culture. In New York, he has celebrated there,
he is revered and respected, whereas the rest of the world.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Gross, I saw it. I'm a sports fan. I believe
in that line. Don't come into my stands. But dude,
when the other guy then they grabbed him, they ballgagged him,
and then they just started wristing it and snapping him.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
You know that's too much.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Too much? Yeah, pretty funny though.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
No, No, it wasn't funny, you said hilarious. It was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
It was hilarious when he initially went but then he
kept grabbing, pulls the glove apart, and then his buddy
snapped cox the other arm. They had him ballgagged right
there on the right field line. I didn't like it
at that point.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
No, that's when it went too far. Yeah, but you
know what is not too far is I love with
the Celtics coach Joe Missoula. I couldn't agree with this more.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Let me guess the quote, go ahead, we're all gonna die,
why not just live life to the fullest.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
No, that's not his quote. Joe Mozula says, we need
to bring back fighting to the NBA. That's what we're missing.
We don't have enough fights. The players not in the
stands mause the palace. I understand that, but I liked that.
I agree with him on numbercent. It's too lovey dovey,
like everybody's friends with everybody. I used to like it
when there's so much intensity and they don't talk to

(28:40):
each other and they hate each other. Instead of, oh,
let's give each other a hug. Every you know, ay Man,
good to see you, Good to see you. Let's have
a good game. No, I want them hating each other.
The Knicks hated the Bulls. The Pistons hated the Knicks.
The Pistons hated the Bulls. They all hated each other.
They couldn't stand each other, the Pistons in the or
the Celtics in the Lakers. They all hated each other.

(29:02):
Now it's like they're all best friends.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
You know what's happening next, they're doing a cameo together,
guy from two different teams. All of a sudden, they're
doing an influencing thing together. They're on commercials together. We
got Chattholme Grin. We got Julius Elgregious.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
All the team.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Hey, I forgot they're on the same exact team. They're
on the exact same team. But I mean, I just
thought it was funny for a head coach to come
out and say we need more fighting. Love it. He's
good with quotes. That's why I thought I guessed it.
He had won two days ago that it was about
living life. Oh you say we could die tomorrow. Why
why don't we just go out here and do it

(29:42):
our best?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Really? Yeah, that's a pretty good quote. Man.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
I'm gonna put that on T shirt on our new merch.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
We'll take a break, We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Ray I didn't plan this segment. No, Ray, I went
to a trunk retreat. I railed about him, but I
went he railed, ranted amount him, whatever you call it.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Ray, I railed my trunk.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
No, no, no, I mean, how horny are you?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
No, no.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
And my kids, you know, they're so excited because it's
at the elementary school. You know, Hey, celebrate Halloween. Got
a bunch of candy, and I'm expecting my kids to
go home, eat some candy, have some fun. My six
year old baby box. He might be the most disciplined,
self controlled individual I've ever met in my life. Because
I get home, I'm like, all, yeah, you guys gonna

(30:31):
have some candy. He goes, Nope, Dad, I'm saving it
all for Halloween.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I said, no, no, you can eat something. He goes, no, Dad,
I got to add it to my bag when I
get my Halloween candy on Halloween.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
You do want that initial mountain when you can experience it,
and then that's when you dive in. So I get
him on that.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I totally understand. I was like, that's cool, all right,
your brother's gonna eat some candy. And he goes, and
I'm thinking he's gonna give in. He's gonna see his
brother's eating candy and he's gonna eat some Nope, doesn't
touch it. That's okay. So I'm like's all right, he's
gonna go to bed. I'm gonna find me a couple
receives some peanut m and ms. Those are my two favorite,
some peanut butter cups, you know, And so all all right, boys,

(31:12):
we gotta go to bed. Let's go brush teeth. And
he's like, hold on, dadt hold on I'm like what,
and he goes, I gotta count my candy. Oh, well,
Dad's plan didn't account for that. I'm like what, because, yeah, Dad,
I want to know how much I have.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
And I said oh.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
He pours it out and he sits there and counts one, two, three, four, Okay, coach,
we get it. Thirty seven pieces of candy. Wow, I'm
gonna write it down thirty seven perfect. I can change
that to a zero. No, I can't change that to

(31:50):
a zero, because heaven, you can change to a one.
Does he draw the ones like that? No, he can
eat six pieces tonight. You have to understand he has
terrible handwriting dysmorphia. No, he's just learning to write. He's
only six. Oh oh, I, coach, I was. But the
fact that he wrote it on a piece of paper, right,
he's not very literate. The fact that he wrote it
on a piece of paper right next to the bag.

(32:12):
I'm like, you have got to be kidding me. He goes, yeah, Dad,
So I got thirty seven pieces of candy. I can't
wait to see how much I have on Halloween. And
we go, we brush teeth, and I say good night,
and I go back in the kitchen I just look
at that bag. I'm like, Damn, you got a lucky bag.
Because I was about to come in there and get
some recees. I was about to get some peanut m

(32:33):
and ms, and now I didn't get shit.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Honey.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I usually ask you to bring me stuff for the
big show. But listen, I had four pieces of candy.
I'm gonna need you go to Walgreens and get four
piece of candy in the place because kid's gonna recount
in the morning to make sure the Easter bunny didn't
eat them. But the good thing is the youngest he's
only three. Hey, don't know how to count. So that's
the issue is when they can start to count and

(32:57):
remember things and do math and spell well all of that. Yes,
and it's been to three days and he hadn't touched
the candy. He is that disciplined and that much self
control that he is literally going to wait till Halloween
to have candy. Yeah, you got to give the kid props.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Man.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
And speaking of candy, uh candy ass, I'm also buying
candy for the first time this Halloween. No, because we
actually are gonna have trigger treaters at the bluff.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Dude, it was. It was gated and they never went
to Ashi Ruiz's. They never went to Justin's, they never
went to ours. It wasn't a place where kids where.
It was conducive to kids walking around. It kind of
dangerous hill AT's be real. It was on the side
of a cliff.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
So how are you feeling?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Like?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Have you got chocolate? What kind of kiddy did you buy?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
No?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
No, no, no, we have the decorations up. We have a
pumpkin up carb it. No no, no, it's a blow up.
It's like a wind runner. Okay, but the purchasing of
the candy. I mean, maybe Baser, Baser take the initiative,
do I I we haven't even had the conversation yet.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
The kids are coming it twenty four hours the bronnature God,
I mean, dude, we're gonna run out an hour before
they're getting there. I'm like, can we have some forethought.
We've never had trigger treaters before. And I mean, dude,
at night, I'm in my box or briefs Baser at
times in her sports bra. We have got to be appropriate.

(34:18):
You've got to be in your nightgowns. All of a
sudden you're watching it dude. Half the show she watched,
people are banging on the TV. Kids are coming to
the door.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Oh hold on a second, we're coming. Or just throw
the candy out there, tell them to grab it.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Kids.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Have a good fourth thirty. First, No, first of all,
you need to have a costume on. Stop dude.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I actually I wait.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
I just thought I go to bed at six, so
I'll be in bed.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
No.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
No, people will start trigger treating around four thirty, which
is a little too early. It needs to be dark,
in my opinion, needs to be dusk.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Four thirties a little early.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
But what if we put a bowl?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
No, no, no, no, I don't want kids and their
parents riding down our driveway and then they're driving in
our yard because we ain't got it paved, so they
just think they can just go rough shot whatever the
hell they want.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
No, just because it's a new building, you get off
my damn lawn. What if I put a bucket by
the road and said take one, but it's kind of
like street meet, it's right there along the road. No,
I disagree with that, nailbox. No, no, they're gonna walk,
They're not gonna drive down your driveway. I don't want parents.
I don't want people casing my house too. I mean,
all of a sudden, they're walking all around. Why don't

(35:24):
just come on in? Kids, Literally, all you have to
do is sit there in a costume.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
God to have a costume.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
But listen, this isn't just your everyday run of the mill.
Go and get candy. This is how's it going? This
isn't you as a dad.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Okay, sounds just like me.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Uh hey, how's it going? I'm Mark, I love two
houses down. How are you doing? All of a sudden,
he's talking to my wife? Hey, Mark, you know you
know what, Man, Get the out of here, dude, Get
some candy and get they Get the out of here, dude.
Hey man, have you ever had a reseason? Yeah? Man,
something in the rhymes allm and joy almand almond. Hey, yeah,

(36:03):
here's an Almond joy and all boy. You better get
the out of here, Mark, because, yess what, you had
a little bit too much conversation with my wife. Laughing Taffy, Yeah, good,
laughing Taffy. This Marcus son of up. I mean, dude,
I don't need guys talking to my I'll be in bed.
I don't need every guy in the neighborhood. Hey, how's
it going. I'm Peter from four house done. I work

(36:25):
from home. I can come over here whenever you want
me to. How are you doing? And I don't need
every guy coming over to my house. Man, it's a
great chance to get robbed, great chance to get cased,
great chance to lose your wife. You know, all of
a sudden, you got everybody in the neighborhood coming over
to your house. Dude. People are nuts. People are nut
Guys peeling out in my driveway. Man, I'm not worried

(36:47):
about the kids. I'm worried about their parents. Kids come
over all you want, but they ain't. You know, these
all these parents are snooping open the door. Oh, let
me just come in for a second. Oh oh, why
don't I come in now?

Speaker 3 (36:59):
I'm in an awkward conversation with Jim from seven house down.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yeah, hey, man, so what do you say your business is? Huh?
So you design porn? They actually be interesting? Oh wow, Jim, Jim,
you design Excel spreadsheets. Oh my holy Jim, that is
not interesting. Like, can you please get out of my
house and never come back? Dude? Next thing, you know,

(37:24):
Baser's gonna have Fridays lined up for the next two
months of dads I have to hang out with.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
I've met the perfect before I run out of breath.
I've met the perfect amount of guys. The one guy,
it's a Cincinnati Reds fan. He has a huge theater
two house down. Met him, people right across the street.
They're Valls fans.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
I got a couple kids. I got drunk and rain
in their backyard and their kids like tackle me one night.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
It was fun.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Probably will never hang out with them again. And then Jessica,
she lives with the guy in the Cincinnati Reds fan
but they're not married, but they're dating, but they live together.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
I've met everybody I need to. Oh, and then there's
Curtis Dude. He just drives a golf cart around the neighborhood.
Doesn't even go to the golf course, just like drives
his golf cart. I've met the perfect amount. I don't
need to meet the entire borough. Over to you, coach,
I'm exhausted. All hang up and listen, man, coacher.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
You need to have Halloween costume moment, and you need
to let the kids knock on the door or ring
the doorbell. And when you open the door and they
go trick or treat and you're like, oh, you're a cowboy.
Oh you're an astronaut. That's really cool. Oh I love
your costume. You got to compliment the kids on their costumes.
Halloween is all about making the kids and their costume

(38:30):
feel amazing. And the parents will always be like, oh,
how's it going, Hey, good to see you. Hey, thanks,
Thanks a lot of guys, and I'll say, trick or
treat you hand them some candy. Here you want a couple,
here you go, Thank you, You guys, have a good night.
What's your dad dressed up as it is? What is
jim dressed up as an alcoholic? Sorry, Jimmy look like shit? Man,

(38:52):
how's it going, Dune? Because Halloween, but we won't be
handing out candy. That's the only problem. You're gonna be
out with the kids because we'll be out the kids
trigg or treating.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
But here's the thing, you're dressing up. If you were
in the house, do you dress up? I think you're
off on that, dude.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
No.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
My parents when they answered the door when we were
when we were out triggor treating and they had people
coming to our house, they were dressed up. I'll still
I will never forget. Maybe the best costume I felt
like my dad ever, did you want to know what
he was? I'm guessing a contractor, a plumber.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Nope, half woman, half man?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Wow? What forethought? No, not even a costume nowadays. Literally,
he took half the mustache off, he put lipstick on
half of his lips. He had one earring, he had
like a woman's like skirt just on one leg. I

(39:48):
mean it was great. Were some of the parents like, Okay, yeah,
just grab the candy, let's go. What an absolute fantastic costume? Fantastic?
I mean you should see the decorations my parents have up.
My dad has a witch that is like nine feet
tall standing in their front yard. Tell me this good costume?

(40:10):
Are bad?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
If I wear all white Diddy party.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Parents will think it's funny, kids won't get it. Oh
my god, Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Did you really think of that?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
I just thought it right now. I'm thinking of something
that I have in my closet. I'm not gonna go
to Spirit and buy it. Dude. What do we have?
All white? Dude? Literally, last Halloween and justin I wore
all white that's a costume. Hey, you know what, you
should dress up as a pile of shit and they'll
be like, oh, are you a pile of shit? And
you'll be like, no, I'm a Tennessee Titan. Oh man,

(40:51):
are you dressed up as Will Leave Us? No, I'm
actually Will leave Us?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Hey, man, are you are you?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
What? What's the mayonnaise? Man, I'm just recreating the Will
Levis commercial. Oh hey, are you dressed up as a bench. Yeah,
it's where Will Levis sits all the time. Man, that's Halloween.
I'm looking forward to it. The one thing I'm not
looking forward to I'll tell you right back, right right
after this break. No, stop laughing.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Forty one got it.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
My wife hits me and she says, hey, we got
invited invited over the Shepherds for Halloween. Should we stop by?
I'm like, who the are the Shepherds. She's like, Oh,
it's a lady down the street. I've met her a
couple of times and they're having people over. Should we
stop by Thursday night? Thursday night? I'm like, well, I

(41:50):
mean I don't really know them, I never met them,
so why the hell do I want to go buy
their house? How's it going. I'm a lunchbox. She said, Oh,
you know, Evelyn and her parents are gonna be there.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
We'll know them.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
I'm like, well, yeah, okay, so we'll know one person.
So we're gonna go to this Halloween party that we
don't know anybody? Are we gonna be out trick or treating? Shows?
You gotta figure we could do some trick or treating
and then we'd swing by the Shepherds. I'm like, why
do I want to go talk to these people that
I've never met. It seems like a weird time to
get to know them on Halloween when they're gonna have
a bunch of people there. So let me guess I'm

(42:24):
never gonna talk to them that night anyway, right, Yeah, Oh,
we're not gonna get an answer to this story. We're
doing it before it.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah, I want to know if you met the shepherd.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
I don't know, but I've walked by their house for
the last you know, three years that they've lived there,
and not once have I seen them in their front yard.
Whatever you decide on, do it last second.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
The neighbors that I have met, I swear it's been
at eleven PM. Me and baser all sloppy from Broadway,
and I met Jessica met her husband equally as sloppy.
The neighbors next door. It was seven pm, and Basier said,
they invited us to watch the balls game. It's really
not a good look if we don't at least show
up and say hi. Well, that high said ended up
being me drinking four bush lattes over there and getting

(43:08):
chased down by her kids in the parking lot, and
then the dad coming over the next day and saying.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Hey, you left his backpack at my house.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Do you want it back? Or you're too drunk to
remember that All great interactions happen last second.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
So I wouldn't plan ahead.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
If you're completely bored and wide open and it's nine thirty,
swing by the Shepherds, But don't go at six and
say hie early.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
That never ends up. Well, you don't want to be
the first one there, especially when you don't know the Shepherds.
But you know what also sucks about it being Halloween,
it's supposed to rain, and then also we're missing Thursday
Night football, which is the start of fantasy football week.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
And let me tell you, Ray, I might.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Be in the hardest fantasy football division in the history
of fantasy football. Is it the one where the person
almost has a thousand points? No, Ray, I haven't looked
at the scoring, but I will tell you this that
there are twelve teams in each division. Six teams in

(44:10):
my division are five and three. Yeah, yeah, yep. That
sounds like the North NFC North. That is, like you
the NFL wants you know what do they call it?

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Parody?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
We have the most parody league ever. So one day
you're winning, one day you're on top, one day you're
on the bottom. It switches back and forth. You're on
that side of the fence. Then you're on the other
side of the fence looking at him and saying, oh, man,
I wish I could be in the playoffs. Oh you
win this week, You're back in the playoffs. Oh you
lose this week. It's unbelievable, ultra competitive, and I'm so nervous.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
I'm not going to make the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Good luck to the commissioner and his henchmen. If there
is a tie breaker, oh it is it's a points scored,
then they'll probably be a tie breaker on that. If
you tie on that, then I don't know. But if someone.
If two teams tie an actual points scored, that would
be the most.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
A the thing I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Get ready for it. I mean I do have one
guy that nine two. Yeah, he's almost scored a thousand points. Oh,
there's one Batter's box has scored nine to sixty two.
He's the highest scorer. Dude. Just when I oh Klatt
nine ninety six. Oh my god, let's see this team.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Wow, it's the chick right uh, Kyler Murray, Kayleb Williams,
Rico how the hell does he have? Rico Dondell, Najee,
Harris Chubble Hubbard, Alvin Kamara, Raheem Moster, Aj Brown, Jamar Chase,
Cooper Cup, Jaden Reed, Khalil Shakir, Trey McBride, Kate Dotten.
How the hell is he scoring all these points without?

(45:39):
Cooper Cup hadn't played but one game. And Rico Donnell sucks. Wow,
hell of a weekend. And Raheem Moster just came back
last week and this dude is still scoring a thousand points.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Justin just when I think he knows fantasy football and
he's doing well, he's really getting He's still wet behind
his ears, but you know what, he's earning his stripes.
He hits me with, hey man, the guy we play
this week has in injuries. He might start five running backs.
And I was like, Justin, you can't start five running backs.
He goes, oh, I'm sorry. I'm new to the new

(46:09):
to fantasy like, you have to at least have some balance,
so then you have to go to the waiver wire.
You don't have to have some balance, but you gotta
start at least a couple of wide receivers to start
two wide receivers, right, but you can't start five running backs,
per the math. Really you can start four, you can
start let me check Justin might be right here, because

(46:30):
I'm just like, you know, check it you please, because
there's no way in God's green earth you can start
five running backs.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
You can.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
You can because you can draw. You have nine people
right right now and the tight end in the quarterbacks
seven seven seven. So he's two wide receivers and five
running backs. My bad. Just when I thought justin new
fantasy football, just when I thought that he knew what
was going on, he said that our opponent may have

(46:56):
to start five running backs. What a dumb ass, an
absolute dumb ass. It's not just in our league, but
I'm telling you guys, it's crunch time. If we don't
win this week, we're not making the playoffs. If I
don't win this week, I'm not making the playoffs.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
I'm you think, oh, we got months left? No, no, no,
we got six in ours y'alls, maybe five. So it's
if you're five hundred, you gotta win out. Basically you're losing.
It's very tough to make the playoffs if you're above
five hundred. Congratulations, But yeah, dude, we've decided because we
have easy weeks in two weeks, but these next two
weeks are must wins because we play the two hardest
teams to end the year, and we're we have to

(47:29):
have some sort of lead because we're gonna lose to them.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
And then there's Fantasy football guy and I had a
run in with him in the office the other day.
I'm in the bathroom, he's walking in the bathroom the
same time. It's like, hey man, because you know, we
haven't been in this building, so we haven't seen these
salespeople in years. I haven't seen him in years. We
haven't I mean literally three years. I haven't seen some
of these people. The one guy, real name Craig went.

(47:53):
I went in with the fifth pound. He went in
with the handshake, and then I switched it last second
to the handshake. He switched it to the fifth pound.
I'm like, now, as awkward as hell, Craig, haven't seen
you in two years. Next time, let's just do the
fifth pound. That was awkward. Yeah, that's weird because I
was walking into the bathroom and there was a guy
named Craig walking at the same time. We were probably
within a couple of minutes of each other, and he

(48:14):
turned into fantasy football guy. Because the only time you
want to talk fantasy football if you're not in the
same league together is if you're doing good bingo, right,
hang up and listen.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
So I'm at the urinal. He's at the urine. He goes.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
He goes, how's it hanging? No, he just goes doing
any fantasy football this year? I dabble a little bit
and I'm like, yeah, I'm playing. Wait did you play it?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Coy like, I've played a little bit. How are you doing?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
No? No, I said, yeah, I'm playing. He goes, yeah,
me too. It's like I'm six and two right now.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I didn't ask.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
First of all, I didn't ask how your team's doing?
Is that even correct? Has it been eight weeks? Yeah,
we're five and three. He's he just drops the he
he wants to ask me if I'm playing fantasy football,
just so he can drop the six months two, which
is pretty damn good, Pretty damn good. He's first place
in our league. Yeah, well I'm not bored. Well, no,

(49:07):
Clyde is seven and one. Okay.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Anyway, it was just I'm.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Just like, if you want to talk about it, like
if we're in this, I get it, Like, oh, if
I ask, hey, how's your fantasy team doing? Like once
you say you're playing, I should be like, oh, who's
on your roster? You know, how's it going? Not even
are oh you playing with people from the office. No,
he just straight up goes you playing fantasy. I was like, yeah,
how about you? Yeah, I'm six and two. I didn't
volunteer my my record, so I don't need you volunteer

(49:34):
in your record.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
And not that he's older, I don't know, but he's
a little bit older. Okay, but it's curious to me
that people play fantasy. I guess like my dad. Does
your dad play fantasy?

Speaker 1 (49:45):
He co manages a team with Chess Day, Okay, my dad, No,
I've never played fantasy. I don't think you would have
any idea how to play fantasy. What's going on?

Speaker 3 (49:52):
My dad smart in some areas and the new stuff
with gen Z or gen X or baby boomers gen X.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
He has no idea.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Craig, I guess, is younger than my dad and older
than me. But it's actually surprising that he's playing in fantasy.
I hate to break this down unless it's not a
fantasy league in the office but you're to or he's
just maybe really close with his neighbors.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
How does he feel twelve people his age that play it.
I think it's a lot of people play it. I
think even older, because if you're I would say, if
you're under sixty years old, I'm silay fantasy football. Okay.
He's the age demo where it's kind of actually shocking
that you said you had the conversation with him.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
I didn't have the conversation. He had the conversation with me.
He just wanted to bring it up to let me know,
and he was like, yeah, you know, I've been. I've
been battling some injuries. You know, I'm waiting for Cooper
Cup to come back. I'm like, well he came back
last week and he goes back and he's like, oh, well, yeah,
I didn't notice that before you know, the week started.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
But I got him back.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Now, how's he six and two? And I didn't know
the end? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
If you're not paying attention, but thank you for volunteering
your information.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
I don't need that.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Why I'm at the urinal and I like fantasy football
talking people on here maybe not care about our fantasy
league and may not care that I'm five and three
and then I have a must win this week.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
But guess what I do care, damn it.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
I think it would be good for the podcast if
I want it, if you win it, me and Justin
win it or your brother wins it. Because it's like
we welcomed all these people into our world and just
I can't use that word anymore, but we just please
there no, we just shut them down.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
For ten thousand dollars in ren with it, man, But
we won't. We won't.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
There's I'm already seen the one team in your division. Yeah,
it's put up a thousand points.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah, and I don't I don't see my team winning. Well,
I already sent out the text to Justin. I said, hey,
we're not trying to win in the playoffs. Let's just
make the playoffs, win the five hundred dollars, we get
our money back and then some and call it a season.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Because our team's not good, Like we're really bad. We
already said we had. Justin goes we had the worst
draft known to man. I go, yeah, I know, our
draft was very, very bad. We have been blessed with
five wins. We have a god awful team.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I will just say that my team is getting better
because Deontay Johnson is going to the Ravens, so he
actually has someone that can throw him the football.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Thank god.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Yeah, Justin just text me and he goes, great, Bateman
now no longer is getting the ball, And I go,
what about Zay Flowers. Our entire receiving core is not
gonna get the ball anymore.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Well, Deontay well and those two will get.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
The Lamar will throw the ball to either Derrick Henry
and the gut are DeAndre and the butt. Zay ain't
getting it, and Bateman can go just on the sideline
and bait off because he ain't getting it either.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
All right, Happy Wednesday, guys, we gotta go.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Yeah, I'm exhausted, dude. We went run a little long
on the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
No, I'm really tired. I was gonna go hit golf
balls today, don't have time. I'm into the driving range
in two months.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Man.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
I was gonna say, that's the start of not playing
golf as much as you used to when you say
was gonna but not, I mean because you.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Would even planned. There's the days you don't even plan
to go play golf today. You would planned, and you're
still not playing golf.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
No, that's bad.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Yeah, because I got it. I mean, the kid gets
out of school. I mean, it's just hard now, it's tough.
And then daylight savings time's coming. So if you're not
out there by eleven am, you can even get freaking
eighteen in. All right, And I thought I should bring
this up.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Do you know how on the Big Show are they
talking a lot about pickleball?

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Eh? I wasn't fucking done.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Oh you weren't.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Do you know how much they talk about it?

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Okay, I was on top of the roof of our
new building, and I found a pickleball court above the
city vantage burd's eye view from where we're at a
block away.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
This could be the start.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
We just need Scooba to go talk to the leasing
office and see if we can play on the court.
But there is a badass city view pickleball court that's
even better than bones.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
So suck on that one. And I found it.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
It's here.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
It's like a block away. Yeah, dude, it's in our building.
I forgot to tell you about it.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Did So what the hell good does it doing? Is
that a never building?

Speaker 1 (54:04):
It's so close that if Scoobs hits up the leasing office,
little trade, little barter, we know how that works. We're
playing pickleball. It's a block away. We go play after
the potty. Yeah, let me know how that turns out. Man,
Let me let me let me know. Let me just
let me know how. There are Arnold with the sayersers
and I'd like to play with my pickle What I mean,

(54:27):
don't like? Yeah, coaches Convention four information should be up
today later today.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
If it is not, it'll be up tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Arnold's been you know, the website's been acting up, trying
to get all that information up, but get ready because
it's coming. And yeah, that's it. I don't know. Well,
I'm gonna tell you what. Uh Oklahoma see Thunder and
the Celtics. They're on a collision. They are so damn good. Yeah,
stop scaring me like I was. I got futures on
the Celtics.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
They are so good.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
We've said at once, We're gonna say it to thirty
more times. The Celtics are three times your money to
win in the World Championship of Basketball. Bet it now
and then you can hedge it later with the Thunder, Minnesota,
Timberwolves or whoever. I don't even know any other teams.
Bet the Celtics now. It's three times your money. You're
never gonna get that good of a return.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Yeah, And I mean, who's gonna win the Come on
Dodgers please? Yeah right, Garrett cole.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Hey, you're right, Yankees are favored. All right.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
I need Game five, Game six, and Game seven, so
I don't cause I don't want to. Man, I'm getting nervous. Yanks,
you can come back and win this damn thing. Well
that show Hey doesn't look right his shoulder he hadn't
hit the ball in about six months. Thought the exact
same thing. I mean, I understand he's out there playing,
but he ain't hitting, So why not put him down?
Maybe is it the intimidation of him because I don't
think his shoulder looks right when he swings the bat.
Put him down, Yeah, put him down the bench, not

(55:48):
like killing, put him out to patch.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.