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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Whoo.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, man, I am back from vacation.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
It is rare. It gets so cold in here. My
hands are affected.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh you think it's cold in this room? It does
feel a little chili, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
And the previous studio is in is tied to either
you guys, or some room in the building that just
pumps the ac because it is like an ice box.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, that's what I was expecting over in England and
Scotland and everybody saying, oh, it's so hard to golf
over here because the wind and the rain. When you
watch the Open Championship, Dude, it didn't rain on us
one time. There was zero wind. I'm like, this is
like the perfect golf weather I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Did you golf? No? It was perfect. But he didn't golf.
He was at a tea party.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I was having afternoon tea.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I mean, a damn performance of the arts when you
could have been golfing at Saint Andrews.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Now I could have been. Here's the problem with golfing
at Saint Andrews. You pretty much have to get a
tea time, like a year in advance.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well, guess what you should have told yourself for that
a year ago.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well that's the funny part.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
When's the best time to plant a tree ten years ago?
When's the second best time? Nine years ago? When's the
third worst time? Yesterday? Then plant? You freaking.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You're gonna have to hit something because nothing is playing you,
No one's nothing's going to a good job. There it went,
and here's.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What when's the fourth best time to plan it? Right now?
You dump? Okay, so you should have thought a year
ahead of time.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Well that's the funny part is then my father in
law I was like, hey, you know, his son is Robert.
He's like, Robert and I have been talking about we
need to make a trip over there and play some golf.
Should we do that next summer?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Robert the guy that's good from over there, Robert McClintock.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
No mcintyret no, No, that's not his son. His son
is just Robert that lives in Houston. And I said really,
He goes, yeah, well we got to book those two
times now, So what week will you have vacation next summer?
I said, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Did that with Hawaii picked the wrong week? Father in
law goes, hey, where do you guys get to do vacation. Ah,
this June date should be perfect. It's been that the
last five years. It was the first year we didn't
have it that June date. Hey bones, I'm going to Hawaii. Sorry,
(02:41):
it's my wife's cancer celebration trip. So it was approved.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah. So that's where we're looking at right now, is
he wants to book some times for next year. But
I'm like, I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You could maybe book it and then maybe I can
make it.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's the problem I just ran into right now. Crazy
you brought that up? Southeat. She goes, Hey, man, October
third weekend, how does that sit with you? South Beach.
I'll be real, man, that week of October, I don't
even know what we're gonna be doing on that Friday,
much less in August.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Why what's he looking for?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
That's what I'm trying to figure out. Is it a
weekend thing? Is he coming? He wanted to chill at
the house? Are we going to do Broadway? If he's
coming to town? Does he want to hang Friday and Saturday?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
So yeah, that's what like Garrett, he's been We've been
trying to organize this Vegas weekend where we just watch
college and NFL football all day, just wearing T shirt, shorts,
no nice clothes. We're not going to nice restaurants. Just
just straight sports book all day. Maybe take a break
to hit the tables a little bit, but nothing fancy.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
When we going. That's the thing, Bucket, I don't give
a dang.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I keep telling him. I'm like, hey, what about this week?
That doesn't week for me? This weekend now that doesn't
work for me? Okay, what about October? Man, any weekend
in October?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What about October thirty first, anything spooky going on?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And he said, ah, October is really a bad month
for me because it's my anniversary, it's my son's birthday.
I'm like, so when are we going to go?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's because they're selling all the candy at the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
That's right, Halloween big time in the grocery industry.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
They are plores a lot of that cat college stuff, Burgers, Brod's,
Hamburger meat.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So I said, what about November? He goes, ah, man,
that's pretty tough with Thanksgiving. Man, We're really busy during
that time of my life. Okay, so basically the only
time you can go is one weekend in September.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
But I am starting to stress out because I don't
keep his calendar. And you know I told you the
reason I do that because if i'm you know what,
that tells me I'm too busy. If it's too much
stuff that I can't remember, too busy, slow it down.
And also, guys, the real reason they keep a calendar
for us on the Bollybone Show. I ain't keeping no
damn separate calendar. Oh let me look at my Bobby
(04:49):
Bone Show calendar. Now over to my calendar. That's a
damn reason I don't. But the real talk is where
I lost my train of thought. Calendars, dates, that's what
it was. Already. I got my birthday in September. I
got another family member's surprise birthday. I got, uh.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Wait did they I know?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Well why, I wouldn't know as long as you just
drop it. I got what else is in September, So
I'm already forgetting the dang crap my birthday in South
Beach on October third wants to hang. That's the thing.
I'm too much stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
You're stupid. I'm not gonna say why, but you are stupid,
and I will say that I don't ever play anything else.
So that's where I'm in trouble. So I'm like, I
don't know what when could I go to Vegas, like
when I don't know what we're gonna do? And so
would I be crazy enough? This is what I've thought
about because with NFL in Vegas, most flights out at
like are like ten in the morning to get back
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to Nashville at like seven pm.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Going to Detroit for to reunite with my twin brother.
Also in September, Oh, what weekend is that? The twentieth?
And then you got the Ryder Cup in September.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I do have the Ryder Cup in September. September is
a big month, man.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And what were you saying in Vegas getting a flight out?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, So I'm like, Garrett, like I would I don't
even know if I'd be able to do the Sunday
where I get to watch the NFL all day with
you because I have to get a flight out. So
then in my head and I know this is going
to stress you out, I started looking like, Okay, if
I take a flight at midnight.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Hell no, I get crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I get back at six am, crazy talk. I get
back at four am I get back at three? You know,
you look at the flights and there's like overnight flights
where you can get back, Like, let's go to Southwest
right now, and let's just pick where the heck is Southwest.
It's on here somewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Ray, I'm gonna fly Lolita Express.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Or I don't know where Southwest is on my phone, Dude,
I thought I had it on here, but maybe I don't.
I don't know. I thought I had the app, and
I was gonna try to look up a flight. I
could just go to Google, couldn't I That would be
a lot easier. But no, Why would I want to
do that when I could search my phone on this pod?
Where the hell is the app? This drives me nuts.
I'm losing my mind. It's not on here.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
The the app thing has gotten out of control. Every restaurant,
every gas station has an app. Every program you want
to go on has an app. You know what I
did with your app? I deleted your app because I
didn't need it, just forget two cents off gas.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, it's pretty frustrating, But my question is what did
you do on vacation? Man?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
It can be covered this segment we honestly knocked around here.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I understand we.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
It was maybe some smaller projects that I had put
off the past year and a half. So got a
TV hooked up. You know, I'm hitting like one hundred
balls a day off the back patty, Wow, that's pretty good.
I went e golfed, went did nine holes. Got bored
to tell by myself. That's uh, trying to think, hooked
(08:09):
up some other stuff, framed some jerseys. Yeah, man, my
wife had to work the vacation. We just went to
Miami four weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I know, but everything fell off. But to fall off,
I'm sorry. I didn't feel vacation ready. I wasn't ready
to pull up in Jamaica. I just was in Miami.
So yeah, I literally instead of coming to a job
and going home, I just stayed at home and didn't
come to the job. Yeah. I understand that. But we
(08:41):
drove to Austin. So it saved us, you know, quite
about a bit of money. So we didn't have any
vacation that we spent money, and so that was nice.
And then when you find four hundred dollars flights, you
can't pass it up, Like what was the staycation?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Man?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Like, how did it go.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
We did. We dropped the hotel downtown because we had
at the first night. Yeah, so we did our penthouse
sweet that we always do, and there was a pool
party we went to a rock to talked about on
the Bobby Bone Show. Don't want to bore you guys
with that. But then Justin came down. He pulled up.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Did Justin go to the pool party with you?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Or talked him into it? On now not nicking Kiky.
We talked to Justin. We go, hey, you come to
this pool party on a Sunday, and he goes, I've
got to work on Monday. And we go, yeah, well
we don't, but you should still come, and so we
still came him bj Alli. We took it pretty deep
on a Sunday and they all rock jobs the next day,
bless them all. And then dude, random stuff. I like,
(09:37):
went to the mall and just walked around for hours,
just stuff I would never do. I was killing time,
beaserd like a hair thing, what.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Normal, the normal mall, the big mall or them all
about by you?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah? It was crazy. It was me and a thousand
years closest housewives just walking the mall shop it all. Yeah,
I got one shirt, but.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Where'd you get it from?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Zara? Okay, that's my spot, that's where I pull and
so yeah, it was that. Oh I drove around because
Baser's hair point apparently took four hours. Dude, I drove.
I hadn't seen twelve South. Oh it is nothing but
people that don't have jobs, that like to wait in
lines and drink coffee.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
That sounds about right. And so I got a big
new building over there in twelve South.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Maybe, but it's all the little shops. It looks like
everything's overpriced. And then from twelve South, then I took
a gut, went down Broadway, drove around over there in Germantown.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Crap.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I'd never even seen over there. Went there's a public's
over there, Okay, who knew? Well, guess what. I pull
up and it says two hour parking scan this, and
so the whole time I'm in there, I'm like, what
if I go over two hours? But also, Baser, it
was one of those where they scan your license plate
when you go in.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
That's the best Baser knew where you were.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Right, but not because then she's like, hey, are you
gonna get charged? And I go, well, I don't know
if I'm getting charged. It says two hours are free.
Why did you get a text? And so now we
just turn a waiting game, a holding pattern, if you will,
to see if we're gonna get charged. Because I went
to publics and got a candy bar, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
No, literally, it's the first two hours are free. So
the license plate it takes a picture when you get there,
and then when you leave, it takes another picture and
says thanks for visiting. If you were there for more
than two hours, it'll say your charge was this amount
of money. If you're under two hours, it says thank
you for visiting. So when you left, there was no charge.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
The stress that you live with is absolutely insane.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Well, then at twelve South, I parked down there and
it was fifteen dollars and I go into the business
that I went to and I had them like adjusting
some sunglasses, and I go, hey, do you guys credit this?
And I didn't know how long i'd been in this
business for. I mean i'd been there ten twenty thirty.
I was in there a decent amount of time. And
the guy goes, no, we don't what is it called
(11:54):
when they give your validation. I go, do you guys validate?
I knew the word at the time, and he goes, no,
oh we don't know. Oh my gosh, well I'm about
to get hit with parking. I only paid for an hour.
I thought they were going to cover it the whole time.
I run to the car, still had forty five minutes.
I was good. I was clear by forty five. But
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that's how they make their money, those those screwers. Anybody
at twelve South is paying twenty dollars an hour to
park down.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I mean the fact that you this is what I'm saying. Like,
we had an experience like this when we were in Scotland.
When we were in Edinburgh. The girl that drove like
the flat we were at airbnbing, like you couldn't park
on the street on the Thursday because it was resident
parking only.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You have got to be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
And so the person that we were airbnbing from, they
were saying, hey, give us a little bit and we
will follow you to my wife's office. You can leave
the car there for free all weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oh you got to be kidding me. I'd not been
able to sleep.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
And so we parked down the street at a paid
spot where you could pay for up to five hours,
and she was like, when I get you know, the
flat all set, I can drive you to my office
and bring you back, bring you back, and I'm like great.
So we went exploring the city and the girl that
drove only paid for four hours, So I'm like, why
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not pay for five? That way the maximum amount of
time that way? We know in five hours we have
to eat back. She goes, well, what if we don't
use it all? I said, well, who cares. It's better
safe than sorry.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I wouldn't have been able to hike those hills.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
So we're walking around Edinburgh in Scotland, just looking at stuff.
We went and saw fruitcake and we get out and
they're like, oh my gosh. She's like, I only have
one more hour of parking. I think we should probably
head back.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
What is that my cousin and.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Like, just to make sure that nothing has happened with
the car and we can see if that lady has
led it ready to drive us to the I'm like,
you still have an hour of parking left. There's nothing
to stress about. It's twelve minute walk from where we
are right now. Just no't I feel better, and so
she calls the lady. She's like, hey, like, are you done? Like,
do you think you could drive me to your office?
I could park the car? Say yes, yes, this is
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a good time if you want to come to the
flat and meet me here, and I foll you follow
me park at my car park at work, and I
drive you back to the flat. So that's what we did.
We walked back to the flat and she there was
only the lady only had one seat in her car,
so she drove our She drove and the followed our car.
We went to the They went to the parking garage
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had free parking the whole weekend, besides that four hours
that the first day we got there when it was
all stressed, like I just don't know how many hours
to pay for, Like do you think I should pay
for two hours?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Three?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Just pay for five? Like it's just so easy to
pay for five, and that way we don't have to stress.
We know in five hours because it says it's free
after five thirty, So you pay for the five hours
and you can just leave it there for that night, right,
And she's like, nah, I should probably just pay till
four thirty. You know. I mean then that, I'm like,
why why add the stress?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
So in the twelfth South area, you know how there's houses, Yeah,
I can park in front of them, right yeah, nope,
not so fast residential parking only Since when are they
allowed to do that? Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Some little neighborhoods are doing that, And I do think
it would be very annoying to live in that part
of town because there's nothing but tourists and nothing but
people come to shop and eat over there. It would
be impossible to find a parking spot in front of
your house.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Well, then there's another side of the street where you're
allowed to park. There's no green signs that say residential.
But I didn't do it. I paid fifteen. I'm not
messing with that. How do you know that somebody didn't
just take the green sign down?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Well, then you take pictures of when you come back
to your car if there's a ticket.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
But not doing it. Not doing it's not worth the stress.
Not doing I'll pay fifteen.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
You know. You know what's funny. Let's say someone put
two orange cones on the curb. Would you move the cones? No?
You would just assume, Oh, I'm not gonna that's too stressful,
you don't want to do it well.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I also still ask some residents in the area still
and I still wasn't confident with it. I was like, hey,
so I can the green signs, I can't park in
front of, but we're good on that whole side, and
they like, yeah, yeah, as long as there's no green signs,
you're good. I didn't trust the guy, you know what
I mean, No, just a college kid who knows if
he knows what he's talking about. He's like somebody that's renting.
So I was like, screw it, I'm paying the park.
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I mean, my my free day in Nashville. I learned
parking is way more complex than I ever imagined. It
is a cluster f don't go to twelve South. Do
not try and park over there in the publics more
than two hours. They're gonna scan your license plates. And
the only place basically to freeze our parking garage here
at work.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Did you like go golf every day?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I from the back patio it was ninety five degrees,
But from the back patio I chipped two hundred times
a day.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I got a question, what does ninety five degrees have
to do anything? You're in a golf cart.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
You're dude, You're you're sweating so hard, profusely through the shirt,
through the hat. Everything is soaking wet.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
It's golf. You put the window down the golf cart,
you drive, You're in the shade in the golf cart,
and there you go.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I golfed once. I did it one time ahead of schedule.
I was like, Okay, you gotta do stuff ahead now.
So I booked it a whole day ahead and I
was able to get a nine am T time, did
nine holes. It was fun, played amazing. I was like,
I'm good not drinking. I didn't drink all week. I
was like, kind of boring, no friends, no alcohol, and
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ninety five degrees. You know what, I'm gonna go play.
I'm gonna go play PlayStation five.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, it is tough when you take a your you're
on vacation in town because everybody else around you is
still working. And so that's why it's always good to
get out of town. Even I mean, oh, it's good
to have a week off and not be going anywhere. No,
it's not, because it's boring as hell. So that was it.
That was your whole vacation.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I told you some honey, dues, I was cleaning crap.
I mean, I tried scrubbing my pavement, which I.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Thought scrubbing your pavement.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Right, I just realized I'll never do that again.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You know, why would you scrub your what pavement are
you scrubbing?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
It's been getting some tire marks on it? It hasn't rained
in like a month, so the driveway. Yeah, but it's
a driveway, correct, Mike. But what did I realize? What
did I realize through that? I'm never going to scrub
that again. That was a nightmare. And it really didn't
even clean it that well.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
So you know, have you ever heard of a powerwasher?
If you're so concerned about how your driveway.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Looks, that's the next move, that's the next vacation.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I've never like, please explain to me why people care
what their driveway look like.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I don't anymore. After I scrubbed it for like an
hour and a half perfectly, I had dawn out there
of this abracadabra stuff. Abricadabra actually does kind of work,
but tire marks are still kind of there. You know what,
that's just like the universe telling me don't scrub crap.
Let cars drive on it. Who gives a rip?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, that's what it's for. It's for cars to drive
on it. So if there's dirt on there, oh well,
I mean I get it. You don't want the oil
stains and everything on the driveway, but tire tracks. I
mean people. I see people out there trying to make
their driveway all pretty, like, who cares. I've seen a
driveway in my parents neighborhood they did this like some
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neighbor did, like a fancy design on their driveway. Why
would you spend the money to make your driveway look,
it's a freaking driveway. Cars drive on it. Ude.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
The guy literally asked us if we wanted these diamond
shapes at the end, and my father in law goes, no,
just square it off.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Like, I just can't understand why you want to do
cool stuff your driveway where you park your freaking car?
All right, man?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
And I I may have got back into stuff. We
started watching the live feeds again, big brother, Oh god.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I see I'm behind. Okay, don't tell me where you're
gonna tell you it is. These people are so stupid.
I just watched an episode last night where they did
the new head of Household. I guess it was for
last week. I don't know. And it's just so dumb
how these people are. Like it's like you're in an
alliance and you have to pick two people to play
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a game where one's gonna be eliminated, and you ask
for volunteers, and one of the people from your alliance
volunteers and you put them up there. It's like, why
would you do that? The more people in your alliance
that are up for the head of household, I'm just
so stupid. And it was the baseball player guy Zach.
He's the one who's like, he volunteers, he volunteers, he volunteers. Okay,
you're in my alliance, but you raise your hand, I'm
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gonna put you up here, No idiot. You pick the
people that aren't in your alliance so they're elimited and
they can't win head of Household, and then the one
that wins it, I mean they participated twice. I mean
it's like, what what do we do?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And guys, I gotta be real.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
People are so stupid.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
They're soft. Back in the old days, they're a cutthroat.
You never gave somebody a trip. Now this nice that
guy goes not, no, hey, I mean that's not give
anything away. He goes, hey, uh, this guy's a podcast
host in South Carolina. He goes, hey, man, you told
me a worry one time about taking your wife on
of it a trip. I want you to do that.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
What.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I'm sure he's like fifty.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I'm sure he's been on tons of trips.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Sure he hasn't been to London, which is where the
trip was.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Ironically, Wow, it's dude, London, Dude, from four hundred dollars.
It's not hard to get to London. Guys. It's cheaper
to get to London than in this Vegas And.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
This fifty year old guys crying. I mean, guys, he's
been probably all over the world. He's a military guy.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yeah, so he's traveled the world.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
He hasn't just been to London.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
They're they're bad, dude. There's some weak competitors.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
It is so weak. It is so like one person
starts crying, like they cry if they lose a competition,
and everybody goes and hugs the person. It's like and
I and like when someone wins had a household, you
had to jump up and down like you're excited for him.
They'll be like, man, screw that, I'm not happy.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Right, but you should have watched it earlier. On earlier
seasons are so much better because they would take the
trips and then act like they didn't, so it wouldn't
be this competition here. It actually revealed what the trip was.
Back in the day, you could grab a trip and
nobody know, and you'd be like, man, who to that TV?
And then they'd go in another room, but I got
the TV? See that's funny, And then they o it
was little Kirby Dude. Him and Mike Boogie were hilarious.
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Then they come back out they be like, what did
you win? Oh, just a fifty inch plasma TV? What'd
you win? A trip to Hawaii?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
And then they'd be going crazy and they're like, oh,
these pools think we didn't win anything. Oh man, see
what I'm saying, Like, I just don't understand the week,
Like everybody loves this show, and I watched the show
and I'm like, it is all people being so nice
to each other. There's no drama, there's no fights, there's
no anything so annoying. But you know what we need
(22:38):
to do. We'll take a break. We'll right back. I
hit it, dude, We're back. We are back. And I
got an email. I got an email.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Somebody deleted my clip.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
No they didn't, Yeah they did.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Why I mean, this is all I got?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Well you'll need that one. Uh hey, interested in the league,
longtime listener, but took a sabbatical for politics for two years.
But I'm back and missed you guys, And I'll hang
up and listen SHAWNA. PS. Glad the other guy is gone.
Why would you take two years off to listen to politics?
(23:22):
I do not understand. That's a phone call. That is
definitely not an email. Like, that's not even close to
an email. Like, explain to me what could be So
that's a phone call, that's a FaceTime. What could be
so interesting in politics? Why would anybody spend their time
(23:42):
listening to politics? Maybe I'm crazy. That seems like the
most boring life ever.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
But and I can teach you that real quick. But
I'm telling you, I believe it was political reasons she
dipped out from sports. Maybe when they started kneeling on
the flag.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I thought it was because our podcast when we started
talking about Kamala and Donald Trump. I think we were
breaking down the election, and she got tired of.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Us and the stuff I've seen on TV, So I
know exactly how political talk goes. This is honestly, you
guys ready for it, going for it, and we're going
to politics now. Yeah, I tell you what. Those liberals
on the left side, man, bunch of them. They think
that they're going to try and just run this the tariffs,
the tariffs are going to handle themselves. And then you
got the Republicans the right reads. Guys, all the tariffs
(24:29):
are gonna do is hurt our country and they're trying
to come after our country, and all we want is
a good price for the American people. I literally said nothing,
but that's what they sound like.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
So you're telling me they just talk about they talk
in circles and they don't say anything.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
They say something, but all they do is criticize that
they know these catchy little terms like the leftists. Oh
he's too far left. See, this country needs to be
more right. And then the people that are down the
center are a bunch of floaters. So all the way
on the if you're gonna be on the left, then
stay on the left and you're gonna it was cuckoo,
but now it's considered normalized. That's the left. The country
(25:05):
is red and blue. Get it back to a purple
and I'll hang up and listen. That's political talk. As
I lays say, is right side and left side.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Right side, left side, strong side? Oh you know that's
whom strong side? Remember the Titans, baby left side?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I remember my damn team boy.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Okay, I got another email, I'll hit it. That's definitely
a phone call. Coachers, longtime listener, second time emailer, and
years past you always randomized who made the cut for
fantasy football. This time, let's get rid of the problems
that we've been having year after year. It's time to
shake things up for twenty twenty five. You and Sison
(25:50):
should pick the people that are gonna submit the weekly
lineups and move on with this random drawl.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Who cares.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Let's cut the lead down to twelve teams, but at
least everybody fills a lineup up. Callaway, Buddy Glass, Batter's box.
Maybe justin hell, give Katnick a team if he wants.
I don't want to hear about it in December. If
you get bounced from a playoff spot because some random
goober stops setting their lineup in week five. The only
catch is you grant me a team for the idea.
(26:16):
But don't worry, I'm legit. No, Ashley were Luiz Here,
here we go Steelers, Jaywick, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Thanks coachers.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, and what it sounds like. Honestly, that's not going
to work. Everybody will be in an uproar. But also yeah,
there are teams that don't really participate after paying whatever
our entry fee is one hundred, two hundred dollars. Yeah,
you're right, cat Dick, he's in recovery. I don't trust
him with ten k.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
No, no, he can that can pay for his wife
to go on vacation. He has an amazing wife that
is very supportive and loves him and is there for
him and really takes care of him. Because we know
Katnick can't tie his shoes, so we know his wife
does it for him. Got another email, coachers. Last year,
I deleted all social media, so I can't join the
(27:05):
league via Facebook or via Twitter or via Instagram. I
absolutely want to be part of the draft. Can I
get my name in the hat? James Skoda School, James,
you don't have to be on social media man, we
haven't even said it. We're doing a league. But with that,
without further ado, we talked about it in ad. There
(27:27):
is a fantasy football league. We're back. We're back. Hit
the clip.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I would hope. We've been researching for three years. Marcus.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
We are back, boys and girls. There is going to
be a link up. You have until next Tuesday at
seven pm to submit yourself for the Fantasy football Draft.
The link will be on our Twitter, it'll be on
our Instagram, it'll be on our Facebook, and it'll be
on our website. See you next Tuesday, Sorelosers dot com.
(27:58):
The link will be up. The link will be up.
All it does is your name, your email address, and
why you suck.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Your wife is gonna be able to put the link
on our website. Yeah, that's why we hired her.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Hey, Yo, it's Cappy. Have the damn league. There hasn't
been a better fantasy football league since that podcast, did
coin Flip Madness. See us soon, Cappy.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Cappy, there's still gonna be a random drawing. You're not
guaranteed to get in. And also he did DM me
that he won a forty one dollars bet on Scotty Scheffler,
and he goes at this point, it's not even gambling,
it's just an investment. I like that, Yeah, because Scotty's
been so automatic.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
But he's only like this week he's plus one eighty,
plus one eighty. You bet one hundred dollars, you win
one hundred and eighty, and he has to win the
entire golf tournament. That's insane.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Is this the FedEx one?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
This is the final one of the championship whatever it is.
Advantage though, No, they've got rid of the advantage. Like
in years past, he would have started out at like
negative ten or something and people would have been but
now they're all even going into this weekend.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
But he did get money.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
He got money. Hey, we got an email, coachers, let's go.
Let's get this league back up. I beat your ass
in the knockoff league. Would love to battle you in
the real league. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
George Reid so and I told, I told Justin. Our
biggest mistake last year was what I did is I
look back at the drafts. Because there's four different drafts
that take place in our league, all twelve teams, that's
what equals forty eight. And what I did is I
looked at Battersbox Division and somebody picked Zack Moss in
the second and it was the fifth round, and I go, Justin,
Justin own, we got to get Zach Moss. This guy's
(29:44):
a steel.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
So you saw someone else draft him in the second.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Somebody else was even dumber than us. But I was
just copycating. I didn't even know who Zach Moss was.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Well, I'll tell you who Zach Moss was. He was
on the Bengals and he has been cut. He is
not even in the league anymore.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
I didn't Justin doesn't seem that.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Oh I hope he doesn't see that my Cay got cut.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
He doesn't even suit up.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah, I mean, it's it's pretty bad. Like when a
guy gets cut, it's like chess day. In our other league,
that's called the ditch. At the end of the year,
we're going over keepers right now, who We're gonna keep.
Two of the guys on his.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Roster retired, Now I gonna keep them.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Uh, let me tell you how good his team was.
If two on your team retire at the end of
the year, probably didn't have a good season.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Well, if you got Rogers, he's retiring at the end
of this year, one year contract.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Oh my god, I don't care. I'm not drafting Aaron Rodgers.
I promise you that I would rather play without a
quarterback than have Aaron Rodgers as my QB.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
And he's throwing to DK Metcalf for thirty million dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
You know how weird it is. He's gonna be seed
in DK Metcalf in a Steelers uniform. And I forgot
George Pickens is down there in Dallas.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
He's gonna be monster, is he? He's only on a
million dollar contract, that's it. Yeah, he's trying to show it.
And what I want to give respect to? Do you
give respect to Rodgers on this? So he went for
a cheaper contract, right, just to play one final year
and get it on a good team.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
I have no idea how much he took. I don't
know how much he got.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Paid ten million, but he could have gone. The market
for a quarterback now is forty million.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Here's the problem, right, there was no market for Aaron Rodgers.
Nobody wanted Aaron Rodgers. So it's not like he settled
for ten million dollars. There wasn't a lot of people going, hey, knock, knock, Hey,
Aaron Rodgers, can we come in? Can we can you
come play quarterback for us? No? The Colts who needed
a quarterback, they signed Daniel Jones. They didn't bother with
(31:40):
Aaron Rodgers. They went after Daniel Jones instead of Aaron Rodgers.
The Oakland Las Vegas Raiders needed a quarterback Gino They
didn't say, hey, Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
What did they do?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Genos Small?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
They are paying him a Ton Brady must have forked
over some of his own personal can.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
I got a question, and I'm gonna sound stupid, who
is the quarterback in Seattle?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Bradford? What Bradner or Sam Bradford? Donald?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Oh? Sam Donald? Sam Donald?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I totally forgot about that guy has played for him.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I literally was like, just when I started talking about
Geno Smith being in Las Vegas, I was like, wait
a minute, who's out there in Seattle? Holy crap? So
Seattle had a choice of quarterbacks and they went with
Sam Darnald. So Aaron Rodgers didn't settle for crap. He
took the opportunity he had.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Do me and Justin have to be on the same
team or can I grant him his own division? Dude,
he's annoying the crap out of me. He knows nothing
about fantasy football, like im. When I tell you we
played in middle school and in high school, and this
podcasts been interrupted about twenty BISA, he's about to interrupt.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Now, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
But when I tell you I've been playing fantasy for
twenty years, Justin's been playing for twelve months, he doesn't
understand it at all. He hits me, up, hey man,
I think we should take gibbe al Sean Gentry and
I'm on Saint Bron. I'm like, bro, I'm pretty sure
all those guys are the first three rounds. And so
then I tell him he didn't. It wasn't that extreme,
(33:22):
but it was pretty close. And then I tell him,
hey man, you can go on mock drafts and you
can get a get idea of a guy in a
third round. Like I told him, who's a guy in
a third round? Like it looks like people are dropping Cook.
Cook's going to the third round in some draft mock drafts.
And he goes, how do you know that? I bet
he goes in the first And I said, like I
told you, you go on Gemini, Google and you can
(33:45):
see he's kind of dropping to the I'm not just
predicting this in actual mock drafts, he's dropping to the third. Oh,
I didn't know you could do that. What is this
mock draft? All right, dude? And then he goes the
magazine I get. He goes, hey, seriously, twenty dollars, swing
by a gas station and pick up one of those
fantasy football nudy mags. And I'm like what. He goes
(34:06):
That's how we got in the playoffs last year. That
fantasy football nudy mag you bought. So he wants me
to go to seven to eleven and buy that fantasy
football nudy mag for us to research.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Here's my thing. That's what I love. This is what
I love. And I like your proposition of you and
Justin not being on the same team, but the absolute
joy that I get from your reports from the front
office of you and Justin. For that reason alone, I
can't even allow you guys to separate. You guys are
joined at the hit because you guys are the co
(34:36):
gms that make this podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Go anyhead at the commissioner a little bit. Oh, he goes, hey,
I just found out that the entry fee is nine
hundred dollars and the payout is six hundred dollars for
the fantasy football because the fantasy the payout last year
was like two thousand or of.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Yeah, it was like twenty five hundred dollars for first place, right, but.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Me and him believe it should be ten. Whatever the
math is.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
That means it would be like three hundred dollars a
person to get in. So you're excluding so many listeners.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Two hundred times forty eight ninety six hundred should be
first place. No, no, no other money. Dude, We made
the playoffs last year, didn't make a dollar?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Did you win your division?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Tie?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
You are a wild card team. We tied for the record,
so you don't deserve to win. You don't deserve money
for getting a wild card.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
We made the playoffs and didn't win a dollar last
Guess what.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
I don't give a damn. I'm not worried about you
not making a dollar. Make it to the final four
and you make money. Win your division, you win money,
win high Point of the week and win some money.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Well, and he also hit at the commissioner for that
go ahead. Why do we have the high point? Lunch
never pays it out on time. Anyways, he pays it
out five months late.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
That's why this year it'll be done at the end
of the year.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Ry my wife doing it.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Thank you. That's least we just.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Know that this year it'll be done at the end
of the year. I can't like, I'm not organized enough
to sit there and every week be like, oh man,
let me track this person down. So I will just
keep a spreadsheet and at the end of the year,
no freaking weed bomber. He won three weeks and I
got to pay him. I'll know that. Landon Loker. Oh
he didn't get any because he sucks at everything he does.
And I will see, you know, I mean all that.
(36:19):
I'll see Callaway. Oh yeah he is. Oh he's not
even in the league. Okay, cool. So yeah, I would
just do all that. I mean, it's the top. It's
too hard. Yeah, unable to perform. Here's another one, coaches,
nobody has emailed you about fantasy football because it's twenty
twenty five and no one uses email for communication anymore.
(36:41):
If you build it, they will come. I'll hang up
and listen. Andy Lissak, So great, guys, here we are lunch.
I definitely want the lead to come back, though I
haven't been picked the last two years. Also, how did
I catch astray about the Raiders because of what batters
Box said? I mean he is right, Raiders over wins Lake.
(37:01):
Let's make a bet on it lunch. Jerald Muriel, hopeful,
twenty five fantasy football player.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Okay, okay, the fantasy league is on though, and what
is on? What's the deadline on Tuesday next Tuesday, seven
pm Central. The link will be up on our Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,
and soarlosers dot com. So if you do not have
social media, you have internet.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Maybe some of these people don't have internet.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Go to a Starbucks, Yes, go to your neighbor's house,
go to the Apple store in the mall, go to
your place of employment. We go to the public library.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Problem some of them don't have employment. Do truckers? They
can get Wi Fi from the truck station.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
All they got to do is pull into a flying
Jay and they can pull up any sort of smut
site they want once they get on that Wi Fi.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, let's run it back. Finally got in last year,
didn't make the playoffs. It was close. I set up
a lineup every week. Thank you, Jeremy Griffith, principal, Sundown
High School. You get what you demand, you encourage what
you tolerate.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
We went to a flying Jay Me and bezer Are
on the way home from Georgia, and they had one
set up for football Sunday where there was curtains, there
was recliners. On Sunday it might have been football. Other
days it might have been smut the nudy movies.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Hey, we need a fantasy football league. Been a tough
year for US farmers, so we need something to look
forward to. I'll even offer a deal if I automatically
get in the fantasy league. Sisson can have his dream
job and come down and drive a truck on our farm.
Keep up the good work. Andrew from North Dakota.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
And you know why he's saying that it's been dry.
We need rain.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
We need rain, dude. For how much it rained in
the first month and a half of this summer. The
last month, the grass is turning crispy.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Well, and all the cornfields are yellow.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
That's not good.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
We might not produce produce, hey, And that may not
produce produce, And you know that's what you worry about
with your draft picks is when they don't produce, you
don't produce and you don't get in the playoffs. Fantasy
Football Sore Losers Edition is back. Ashton gent put a
Cory cop up his ass. Twenty twenty five. We'll take
a break. We'll be right back. Ray. I forgot to
(39:12):
say you something about vacation, man. I know, I went
on for about an hour about my vacation, and you
think I gave you every single detail that there was
to tell about vacation, and I totally forgot. I totally
forgot this amazing, amazing situation that happened to me. After
Steven the guy in renewable Energy got off the train
(39:32):
in Carlisle. He said his goodbyes after having six beers
and one glass of wine on a workday, which was
a Monday, because he needed it because he was getting
back from his hangover.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Can you imagine that renewable energy report on Monday?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Yahud, So we drive the train, we don't drive, We
ride the train then Toil. The next stop is Glasgow, Scotland,
and we get off at the main terminal of this
train station and it is absolutely beautiful, old as can be,
really cool, lots of people and you're.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Like wow, wow, wow.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
And then we're like, we got to get a train
ticket to Kroi. So we go up to the little machine.
One ticket for Kroi. Sorry, the trains do not go
to Kroi. What but we're getting our ride in Kreut says,
take the train to Kroi and you will you can
be picked up. Okay, so we go Kroi. Nope, doesn't
(40:28):
go to Kroi. All right, let's go to the windows.
Go up to the window, Hello Suter. Same language, yeah, English,
but they have a Scottish accent. Some of it's kind
of hard to understand.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
That's different language. And ohla migo.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Well, as Stephen on the train told us, he said, yes,
you we speak the same language, but you took our
language and totally screwed it up.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
So what did you do? Air on the side of Spanish? Oh,
how's it going, jose No looking for Kraul.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
No, I didn't do that. I went up to the
windown is this nice elderly lady and she was sitting
in the chair. She goes, can I help you, Soder,
And I said, yeah, I'm trying to get the train
ticket to Kroy, but for some reason, the machine wasn't
getting it, and she goes, oh, honey, I'm sorry, you're
at the wrong train station.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
I'm like, oh I am. She goes, yeah, You're gonna
have to go out here. Take it all right, Go
down to three blocks, take a left, go to the
top of hill. Lost me, top of the hill. Take
it all right, Go two blocks train station?
Speaker 1 (41:27):
All right, go right? Huh Senorita? Thanks.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
So I walk out of that train station and I
take a right in the first street. There are hundreds
of people in the street and there's barricades and I'm like,
is this some kind of protest in Glasgow, Scotland? Never
know what's going I don't know what's going on in
their political climate. I don't know. It seems like they're
pretty nice people from what I've met so far.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Y'all having terrif issues as well. On jam no Less.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
And I said, hey, man, what's going on over here?
And he said, I think they're filming a movie or something. Man,
I'm like, a movie?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Really? What a low budget?
Speaker 2 (42:08):
And I'm like, oh, you got the whole downtown of
Glasgow the street blocked off because they're filming some movies.
I was like, what movie is He was like, I
didn't know if it's a real movie. Man. I was
like all right, and he keeps on walking.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
What was it a Jamaican worker?
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Was that not Scottish?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
I don't know that was Scottish.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Now that was bad. So anyway, let me go check
it out. And my wife's like, we gotta go. We
gotta go get the train to Kroy, we gotta get
the train to Croy. And I'm like, yeah, but let's
see what movie it is. And so I'm sitting there
and there's people got their phones up and all I
see is like a bus. I'm like, oh, they're doing
Speed two or Speed three or whatever speed they would
be on. I don't know how many there were, and
(42:45):
I can't see anything. And then I hear some little
kid going.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Spider Man, where are you, Spider Man? Where are you?
And I'm like, what you got, Spider Man? Where are you?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Spider Peg And I'm like, there's no way, spider they
ain't filming Spider Man and Glasgow, Scott Scotland. I'm like,
maybe let's just get out of here. So you sure
you don't want to stay? We got fifteen you know,
we don't have we got an hour two we gotta
be at the train. I'm like, oh, I keep hearing
people going, yeah, Spider Man, it's Spider Man. They're filming
Spider Man. There's no way, and I'm like, all right,
(43:24):
let me, let me just check it out. Man. I
stand there for a minute.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
You see Peter.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
And around the corner here comes Tom Holland.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Why would we film in Glasgow?
Speaker 2 (43:37):
I don't know film in Hollywood, man, But freaking Tom
Holland comes around the corner. Boom, Spider freaking Man, spider
spider freaking Man. I stood there for a total of
five minutes, and Spider Man came around the corner, hanging
(43:59):
off the side of like a like a it looked
kind of like a tank and very freaking is it
was Spider Man. Spider Man aka Tom Holland in Glasgow
is filming his freaking movie.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
So now hold on, Yes, was this a scene they
were filming or he was just greeting the crowd.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
No, they were filming a scene.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
So you're part of the movie.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I dude, there was gonna be look at all these
people right that we are.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
There, right, but the movie's gonna be all these Glasgow
people bundled up. They look like they're from Scotland, Ireland.
And then there's a couple Yoho Americans and hoodies and sweatshirts.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Yeah, with our suitcases, with us.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Looking lost for Lacroix.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Looking so lost that we were just heading to the
train station and we just happened to come across Tom
Holland and Spider Man right there.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Did you see the cameras, cameras everywhere?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Dude? I heard would they let you that close? It
was coming off a you want to know what I heard?
I heard quiet on the set, camera's rolling action.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
How's it going, mister Spider Man? Do you know which
way to the Lacroix sutter?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
This is a live scene.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
It's fuck out of.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Here And I am like what what what do you mean?
And dude, Spider I was like, there's no way Spider
Man's really here. And it really happened. Within three minutes
of me being there, Spider Man came and I was like,
oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Coolest part of the trip. And you forgot to mention it.
Well done. You're right our memories getting bad coach. That
was by far better than the tea party or the
joke telling Hey and the climber was gay, I mean blind.
I mean that pales in comparison to Spider Pig. I know.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
I was. I was going through my pictures yesterday because
I was putting some pictures up on Instagram, and there
was the picture of Spider Man and I was like,
oh my gosh, I totally forgot that. I saw Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
That's the A block of Sports Center, I know.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
And then what's funny is so we're like, oh, then
they back the tank up and they go back around
the corner with Spider Man on it. Tom Holland, So
I'm like, let's go around the other.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Block to get a ride with Spider Man up the hill.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
So we can see if we can see Spider Man
from that side. But that side they had all these
blue like foam things blocking so you couldn't see over them,
and you couldn't see through it. This I could see
right through it. I don't know what the difference was,
but they didn't put any barricades or any blue things.
I could see Spider Man. Man just come rolling up
on the freaking thing.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Were you yelling any crap?
Speaker 2 (46:35):
No? I was just like, oh wow, because I'll be honest.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
In America, you yell at the actors over there, you're
all well behaved.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
No, no, I didn't even dude. It happened so quick.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Oh, if you're here in America, hurry, I like to
be in this movie. Hey, man, get the back, get
the calf, the set.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Over there, Yes, sir, yes, sir. Oh No, I couldn't
even get close. Do you see how many deep I'm I.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Miss the Spider Man, mister spy the man.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
It might be it might be eight deep, dude. I
couldn't get anywhere close to them. No, you're close, dude.
Do you see how many people? One, two, three, four?
At least four or five rows of people in front
of me? And the little kid is standing up on
a step stool like a and he's does he have No,
he's got little peg legs. No, No, here's this Pinocchio.
His mom had brought the stool with him and set
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it up in the street and she stands. He stands
up on He's like, Spider Man, where are you? Maybe?
Speaker 1 (47:28):
If there's Spidery Man, can I have some porridge? When's
this movie come out? What a blockbuster?
Speaker 2 (47:37):
I have no idea. I don't I don't even know what.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Spider web spum hits you in the face.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh, I got I can't go to Croy. I can't
go to cry. I can't get on the train. I
can't get on You're.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
A pedestrian blinded by the small man. It was so cool,
highlighted the trip, and you forgot about it.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
I have you know what's funny. I haven't even told
my kids.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
It'll be impossible to explain to him because they think
Spider Man's real.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Well, that's gonna be the cool part. They're gonna be like,
oh my gosh, you saw Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Right, yeah, but then you're gonna have to explain to
them how movies are filmed, and then they're not real.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Now I can just let him believe that I saw
Spider Man. They'll think that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Okay, but dad, did you see Chase on the case
pap patrol? I did see a street dog? What a trip? Man?
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Now I'm jealous, all right, now you're jealous?
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yeah, cause it sounded like amazing race trying to find Lacroix,
and then Spider Man's around the corner and you got
eight deep without even trying, and those people seem polite
and let you just run up on Spider Man. Here
in America, you wouldn't have been even close to that.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
I wouldn't even got within a block.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
You wouldn't even have got with it a city mile.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
And that's what I mean. The people of Scotland, super
friendly dude. Everybody in the front, Oh, come on, come on.
You never seen spider We saw him. We've already seen
him three times. Three times. Come on, and it's like,
what in the world it was bananas?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (49:03):
I mean? There he is, Spider Man in the flesh,
Like I'm gonna watch that. I'm gonna go. I don't
even watch Spider Man movies. I haven't seen him the
Spider Man movie in a long time, Like when Toby
maguire was Spider Man. I think I saw the first
half of number one. I haven't seen him one since.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
But did you see him do any of his webs?
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Was he?
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Like?
Speaker 2 (49:19):
No, I didn't see any webs. All I saw was
that part where he comes around the corner on a
tank and then they took the tank back, and I
figured they were gonna shoot it again and shoot it again.
I forget they're gonna do it from every angle. Yeah,
but I didn't have time. I had to get to
Lacroix and I got my my scene with Spider Man,
got to share that moment and it was so cool.
What happened, like random situation and I was out.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
You gotta talk to Mike D movie Mike D and
see when that's coming out.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
I'm gonna I'm gonna text him, be like, hey, can
you tell me when the New Spider Man's coming out?
Because me and spot I might be in the movie. Yeah, yeah,
we'll take a break, we'll bride back, dude. Anything else.
I have not watched any preseason, so I don't know
who's good who's bad. I know I should be paying
attention because this is when you find those little sleepers
(50:09):
in the draft that no one's talking about. They start
making plays. I haven't done it. Well.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
I have a huge new theory on drafting players that
I've been working on for months, and it has been
Excel spreadsheets.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Do you want to reveal that right now?
Speaker 1 (50:23):
It has been stats. It has been three categories quarterbacks,
running backs, and tight ends wide receivers. And I will
not be revealing it, but I just presented it to
Justin and I am awaiting his response. I said, would
you like the PDF of the thing I've been working on.
(50:45):
I said, it's a spreadsheet of blank blank blank that
I made. His response, no thanks. So I'm saying, dude,
I need my own team. And then also he's up
(51:07):
against the gun because he sees there's a college game
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Oh yeah, there's someone playing in Dublin. I don't know
who it is.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
That's what I'm saying. It's kind of freaking him out. Yes, sire,
forgive me, Sire, I don't have time to check on
which guy is drafted the seventh round right now, Sire.
He's acting like I'm bosson around, like he works for me.
I was living.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
He asks, like your English royalty. You didn't go to London?
I did?
Speaker 1 (51:30):
He goes. We took a tenn A in the second
round last year. Should we do that again this year?
That's what you have to.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Avoid, oh ten.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
Not picking the same people you did the year before.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Dude ended now was my downfall another? I mean, he is,
he's so bad. You know who I didn't get last year?
Who I always get? Joe Mixon? And what did Joe
Mixon do? He had a phenomenal year. Phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
I explained to Justin that Bucky Irving is who we
want to target, and I said he only makes him
million dollars and he goes contracts equate to tds. Yeah,
Bucky Irving's house contract is two years. That means he'll
have a great year and no break INDs. What is
he talking about, dude, We're not even on the same
(52:14):
planet right now.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Oh, Coachers Coaches Convention to Rookie of the Year here,
we want the league. Last year was my first year.
My name was drawn. I sucked, but I learned a lot.
I want another chance, truck or tie, and I will
see you at CC five. Cameron need Ham, wrinkles only
go where the smiles have been. Ah, yes, that's so deep.
(52:38):
All right man, Happy Wednesday? No soccer, No, there's that's
you got to get the email thing back. No soccer tonight.
Season in between seasons. We start back up next week. Yeah,
anything else? Man?
Speaker 1 (52:50):
What was it titled? What was even the sound effect?
Was it the ping pong balls?
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Yeah? It was kind of like ping pong balls. I
think so yo lunchy. I won in the league this year.
You gotta do ith. Let's go justin from Indiana. I mean,
I guess there is people that won in the Fantasy
Football League well.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
And I would say in past years there's definitely been
one hundred that have been turned down.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
Yeah, hey, guys, please do the Fantasy Football League again.
In twenty twenty five, I'd love to be back. And
my computer died, and that's the end. I don't know
what else you said, And I think it said somebody
was legit legit legitimately. That's a tough word for me
(53:39):
to say the best thing that happened to me in
twenty twenty four Ed Herrera.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
Oh, is he in a dark place?
Speaker 2 (53:46):
I don't know. I'm just I have to make it
up because my computer's dead.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
So now that I don't gamble, I follow my guys
Bob Menory and Timmy bounce Back that do gamble.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
Oh Bob Menory is still around.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
Bob Menory said he was in a dark place.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
He went, I don't know if he's ever not in
a dark place, dude. That dude is always in a
dark place.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
So he's in Scott's and Hill's the other guy, his
friend Timmy bounce Back. But Bob Memory's in Scottsdale. He
calls up two chicks. He's like, they saved my life
because Bob Menory was gambling with Steve will do it
for two days on those online and I think they
lost like one hundred K. And so he goes, it's
a dark place. I went djen mode. Somebody please help me.
Calls over a blonde and brunette and they like, saved
(54:25):
his life. This is last night. And then last night,
I don't even understand everybody does Truckers do Timmy bounce
backs in Vegas and he goes, yeah, that Monday night game.
Really I got rinsed on Monday night football, and so
I looked it up. It was like the Commanders and
he said he got rinsed and he's an Eagles fan,
And so.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
Did they play preseason live? Yeah, on Monday night. If
you're gambling on preseason there's something. Maybe that's where you
make money. I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
So maybe they didn't play the Eagles. But he either
took Commanders plus five and the Commanders got beat or
he took the under and it went over. And so
then last night he goes, I'm gonna win it back.
He goes, and I says in appropriate, inappropriate stuff. He said,
if I win this money back, I'm gonna blank blank
on myself. Oh on the blank got it. And so
(55:13):
he said he was gonna win twenty five thousand. So
now that I don't gamble, I try to figure out
what people's bets were. So his bet last night was
the Phillies under, and so the only way he could
win twenty five thousand is the way I figured it
is that he put ten thousand on the game, and
he probably did Phillies money line, and then he did
under eight in the final score Philly six six, Mariners
(55:36):
four over. He lost ted k. So he got rinsed
on Monday night and then he got absolutely clubbed across
the head on Tuesday night. And he hasn't posted on
Instagram now that we're on Wednesday, in twenty four hours,
so I have no idea what happened to the dude.
Oh he went to Vegas and lost probably fifteen twenty
(55:58):
thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
Oh, that's rough man.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
And he was winning that Phillies bet until the seventh inn. Well,
Mariners got three.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
Yeah, and it was a good thing. The Mariners got
three because your boy here, he had the Phillies over
four and a half runs. Check and well they scored
three and like the first three innings, they had four
early and then they got to four in the fifth,
and then we're in the sixth, then we're dealing with
the then we're in the seventh and I'm like, oh
(56:31):
my god. And I'm like, that means they only have
one more at back because they're not at the bottom
of the Night's not gonna happen because they're up four
to one there, oh my. And then the Mariners get
three and I'm like, yes, come on, extra innings that guarantees.
Isn't it bad with a runner on second? And then
I went and did something. I turned I check it
later and it was like boom, they scored two in
(56:52):
the eighth. Six, let's go.
Speaker 1 (56:55):
What about that picture for the Phillies. Suarez Salazar Suarez. Well,
because the other guy got cancer, right.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
No, he had blood clots. That would be Wheeler. So
the the ace now for the Phillies is Suarez. Yeah,
and then they have who But that's what I'm saying,
that's why they're not gonna make it far.
Speaker 1 (57:13):
Cubs got a pretty good chance. Just watch out for
the brew crew.
Speaker 2 (57:16):
No, the Cubs suck man. They did sweep the doubleheader yesterday,
so you gotta you gotta take them to You know,
the Brewers are gonna obviously win today. They're not gonna
lose three. The Brewers can't lose three in a row.
There's no chance.
Speaker 1 (57:26):
And then for my dad, remember I'm going to the
be reunited with my brother Detroit the Tigers game.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yes, I do. In September.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
I did all the math. The Friday Saturday game. We're
going to scoo ball. If it plays out, he pitches Monday,
then Sunday, then Saturday, then Friday, the week that we're there, Thursday.
So we just need something to shift back.
Speaker 2 (57:54):
The game to be canceled, Oh, a rain out, a
rain out, or a picture or them just to say
he needs more rest or something.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
So we need something to push the Tigers back. We
need something to happen in Detroit.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
Did you see the game last night?
Speaker 1 (58:10):
Tied was zero zero, one zero, they won onehan ten.
My dad text me like, I don't have ESPN.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
A astros freaking Tigers was phenomenal. Hunter brown scooball dish feeling.
Speaker 1 (58:23):
As long as a major downpour or a cancelation due
to riots happens in Detroit. It'll push it back and
we'll be able to see school ball as it stands
right now. We'll miss him. We will not will either.
We'll probably have Who are some of those other guys?
Myze and flattery?
Speaker 2 (58:42):
Flattery? You could have Paducca Paducah, Paducah, Paddock, Padcock.
Speaker 1 (58:50):
Mason, Morgan, Mohegan something.
Speaker 2 (58:52):
Yeah, all right, you guys have a great Wednesday. This
pot was all over the place. We should probably pull
the bes here. He may have saved this one. This
is a sinking shit. But yeah, my computer's dad Dan.
Speaker 1 (59:05):
And you know what you asked me? You go, hey,
what did you do? All over break? And I couldn't
fill in the blanks as much as I wanted to.
I watched four hours of Pat McAfee every single day.
I watched over twenty hours of sports talk radio.
Speaker 2 (59:19):
You know what you could have done with that twenty hours?
Speaker 1 (59:21):
Why do you think this show is as good as
it is.
Speaker 2 (59:24):
You could have watched the last dance. You could have watched.
I don't know what else is out there.
Speaker 1 (59:31):
It was worth every second of it.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
Oh my gosh, get out of here, just leave. I'm done.
Speaker 1 (59:36):
I can't because I got to experience what our listeners
get to experience a sports talk radio show. I don't
get to do that.
Speaker 2 (59:43):
And you know what, we got back for vacation. We
haven't done one video. I mean, we really sucked.
Speaker 1 (59:48):
I'm not doing a video today. I'm just not because
I needed you focused. We had nine interruptions because it
came in here.
Speaker 2 (59:54):
We did.
Speaker 1 (59:54):
We had the rock station came in here to teach
you how to run wireless audio. The engineering team needing
me you connect the Bobby Bone show at two in
the after the big show, Big show, and then the
engineering team doubled down and needed me to go in
there again and connect. And I say, guys, I can
only connect five to ten am when the show's live.
It is two in the afternoon. Leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
And they did, and they did. Rest in peace, man,
Can I say something? Yeah, I just want to say
congratulations to the two people in my life. They're going
to have a baby, Abiza, very happy for you, freaking awesome,
freaking awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Congrats a Visa.
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
But you know it's funny. They don't even listen to
the pod, so I'll never hear this.
Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Nice man.
Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
But yeah, they inform me they're having a baby, and
I thought i'd share it with the world.