Tales From Jamaica

In this episode Ray shares a story from Jamaica where they hit it off with another couple that led to some wild times in the pool and beyond. Plus Lunchbox has to go back to the drawing board as his golf game has disappeared and Ray explains all the ways your golf game can go south. Coaches Convention is one week away and Lunchbox is hoping the Bears can exercise some demons when they play the Packers this weekend. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Started it, good man, and it's a beautiful day. Look,
we've had some great weather, great weather and convention. It
doesn't look too bad. I'm looking at the weather for
next Friday when we start taking over. Now, oh it changed.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I was gonna say, didn't it drop?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeap, it changed.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's in the thirties.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Well, when I looked yesterday, next Friday was supposed to
be forty three and sunny. And when it's sunny and
forty three, it's absolutely fine. Agree, But now it says
thirty seven and cloudy, so.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Which doesn't even seem possible. Since it's been seventies. I agree, sixties,
upper sixties.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Under sixties. It's been nice. Yesterday it was kind of
gray skies, but it was still in the sixties. And
I did exactly what you told me to do.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Tell my wife I love her.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
No, you didn't tell me to tell her that. You
told me I know you want I want to go
play golf, so go play golf.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Well, I can tell it in your eye when you're
gonna play golf.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
So I said, you know what, Ray's right. I haven't
played golf since I played in Houston with my father
in law. And let me tell you how it went
in Houston. Ray it was like, I have never hit
a golf ball in my life over vacation. Yes, let
me tell you how awkward and slash embarrassing it is.
When you've been telling your father, Oh, I've been playing better,

(01:28):
I'm doing this, I'm doing that, I'm being able to
hit this club great. And you show up in Houston.
He's like, hey, I want to go play some golf.
It's like, sure, he goes, We're gonna meet two of
my buddies from college and we're gonna go play golf.
They all went to the University of Florida. Go Gators.
Not really, I'm not a Gator, he is. And so
we show up and yeah, right, and I mean those

(01:50):
boys are hitting it right down the middle onto the green.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Are they retired?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Different ballgame, but continue.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Then here comes me. Hey guys, I'll be up there
in about five strokes. Really, it was so bad.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
That's one you might want to dip at the turn.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh dude. If I had my own car, I was
ready to go, and I was like this. And this
happened over Thanksgiving when I went to North Carolina and
I played with my father in law and brother in law,
and I absolutely was awful.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Wait so this is the same father in law. Yes,
so he's seen you. He just knows you as bad.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Right, Oh, but that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well, I know you is good.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
We talk about how all my golf game's improving. I
shot this here, I did this, I've been hitting this.
And he's because he always asked when they do family
FaceTime every Sunday, my wife sits on the FaceTime for
two hours with her family. I don't know how she
has two hours to just sit there and FaceTime with
her family on a Sunday when we got three kids
running around the house. But she manages to do it.

(02:53):
And I pipe in every once all hey, guys, how's
it going. And her dad always asks, all you play
any golf this week? And we talk about my golf game.
So I was like, all right, this is my chance
to prove myself. I did bad in North Carolina. But
it was thirty two degrees in North Carolina. It was freezing.
I can blame it on the cold. This It was
beautiful day in Houston, Texas. We go to some nice course.

(03:16):
I don't even know what it's called. Uh, it's called
the Lakes or something like that. I don't even know.
It's kind of right by. You can see NRG Stadium
from one of the holes.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh Gulf of America.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
No, no, no, where the Texans play, and you can
see the Astrodome. It's like right there, Rio Grande. Maybe
someone in Houston will know. And so I just sucked,
sucked so bad. There was one par five, okay, and
it's like there's water on your left and there's a

(03:50):
trees on your right, and it's a par five and
I smacked my driver right in the trees. God less America. Okay,
all right, that's okay. Let me hit another one boom
right down the middle. But lo and behold, I go
up and the tree had kicked my ball out. I gotta,

(04:11):
I got. I got a golf god miracle. This is
on hole seventeen, after I've had no you know, breaks
the whole round. I'm like, great, So I pull out
an iron whack stick it right like twenty feet from
the water because it's over water to the green.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Geez. This is a PGA course.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
So I'm like, this is awesome. This is my chance
to get it back. And it's sixty yards over the
to clear the water. That's it all right? Here we go,
first one right in the water.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Okay, so they already saw the woods. Now they get
a little taste of your wet balls.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yep, yeap. So then I'm like, I'm gonna hit one more.
I'm gonna hit one more.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Ball's got a pine cone on it, must be. Now
it's wet.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm gonna hit one more. Top it well, right in
the water.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
See, I wouldn't do that to myself. At that point,
the first one of the water, guys, I'll pick up.
I'm gonna do the other side. You want that out
of their memory. You're just refreshing it.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
And that's when his two buddies just start fishing balls
out of the water because they're like, oh god, this
is gonna take a while.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
He brings out a fishing pool.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
They're like, this is gonna take a while. So I'm like,
all right.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Phil's like I told you, guys, not great now. Because
he hasn't seen you play good.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
He goes, you want to just pick up?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
You got to?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
He said, you can just get You want to give
up on this whole?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Can I throw it over the water?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
And I said, no, I don't want to give up.
I don't give up, and he goes. He goes, that's
what I like to hear.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
What are you dating his daughter?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
He goes, that's what I wanted to hear.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
You're not leaving. Now's the time to impressive, QUI.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I was just letting him know that I do not
like to give up. If I hit ten in the water.
I hit ten in the water, but I've got to
prove it to myself that I can get it over
that darn water.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Dude, you and your father in law and my we
have completely different relationships. My dad Phil, he's grabbing snakes.
We're pounding beers. We probably skip a hole here. Last
hole you came and see it's pitch dark. I mean,
there's always the option to just.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Throw a ball out. I'll go on the other side
of the water. Oh yeah, no worries. The three hits over
the water, that's what did you in.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
So I drop and I'm gonna hit my third one
over the water, and I mean I hit it straight
right and almost hit his two friends.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
There's definitely no coming back from this. You cannot play
Phil again for a year. You need a year to
get better.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
And it goes in the water so that's my third
one in the water.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
You guys see that one? Is it? Is it? What?
It's in the water? Okay?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Did that go Yeah? That went in? Okay, man, cool at.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
That point, please tell me you picked up and went
to the other side of the water.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
No, and I'm sorry. This was whole sixteen, not seventeen.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Nobody's looking it up.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
And so I drop another one. Oh my god, here
we go over over get legs, get legs. It clears
the water by about two feet and lands in the sand.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
I'm good, guys, it's right on the green. And you
get over there to that sand and start kicking it out.
They can't see that, is there?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Vision good?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh it's yeah. They saw it like, yeah, you made
I think you made in the sand.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
You're not gonna be able to get it out of
the sand. This is a hard hole.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's not easy, man. This course was not easy. You
had to make shots. It was like you had to
hit it here over water, here over water, like there
was a couple.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
It was.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
It was a tough course. But I just played so bad,
so bad.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Bro, you can move your ball. This isn't PGA.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
No, no, no, it's not like I left it wherever it was.
I mean, if it was, you know, in a hole,
I moved it.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
You know.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
But I'm saying you're being hard on yourself because you
already said stuff that is way too much for a
hole par five sand, water that's long and trees.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
That's a hard hole. Dude.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
This isn't the Open in the UK, this isn't US Open,
this isn't the PGA Championship.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
This is you at your boys.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah. So, I mean probably at the end, my father
in law beat me, probably by twenty five strokes.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Let me see that scorecard.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
So I said, man, that's brutal. I told my wife.
I said, I am, I'm just telling you this now.
I've played with your father twice in the last month,
and it has been brutally bad both times. I said,
I do believe that I've got to stop playing with
your father.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Also, if it's seventy and anywhere North Carolina, Texas, Nashville,
wherever you are, you're not playing with him. Come up
with something else.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, my toe hurts, something, my knees best up.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
So I said, you know what, I got to get
back to the drawing board. So the other day I
went to the driving range and I hit feeling great
about my game, and I did what you told me
to Ray yesterday. I said, you know what Ray said,
you pull my pants down. You look like you want to.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Play some golf.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
And I said, you know what, right, You're right, I'm
gonna go play some golf.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Right Because anytime you're here at work, if you're like
kind of moping up, he's going back home.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
He's got work to do, he's got commercials to cut.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
You had this twinkle in your eye and you're being
all quick. I'm like, easy, want to play golf. Wait,
it's already obvious.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
When your shoes as scurrying around. Hey, scoom, But let
me get this spot cut real quick. I'm like, where
is he going? He's never this motivated. He's obviously got
a tea time.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I have a tell. I didn't know how to.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Tell whatever you're being busybody up. He's got a muny
to go to.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Guys. I had no idea I how to tell.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
We all do me around the house.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Whenever you hear the fridge clanking, I'm getting cups of water.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
I got a beer in my hand.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Bazer knows I'm either going to the patio or I'm
going to the golf course.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
I'm not just going to sit on the couch.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Dang man. I always try to have the same demeanor
so no one knows, so we don't get stuck here later.
I always try to just add like my oh, you know,
but yes, I was excited to go play some golf.
And so I roll up to the golf course and
I'm like, all right, man, hey, I'm just trying to
Some guy's checking in for the twelve twenty tea time
in front of me and he pays. Then I step

(10:17):
up and the guy goes same group. I was like, no,
I'm just trying to play eighteen. Man. He goes, you
you buy yourself. I was like yeah, he goes, you
ready to go. It's like, yeah, who warms up, mabe.
We don't need to warm up around here. And he goes,
if you can go right now, you can jump on
with those three at the tea box and then you know,
come back at the turn and you know we'll take
care of it. He goes, better the turn, you got
to give up your cart cause you got to have

(10:39):
carts in by a certain time. I'm all right, cool man,
I'll just pick up a poll card at the turn,
and so I go and I go jump in with
these three guys. I'm like, hey, man, guys, I'm supposed
to join in with you, okay. So I tee off
and then the tea off. And I thought I was
a bad golfer. Oh my gosh, terrible, horrendous. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Most people aren't good it really. If you look around
at the Muni, it's rare that you're with it good.
Most people just suck.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
And they were, I mean, I want to say they
were nice. One guy, Henry, he was a pastor. He
was nice. He was terrible at golf, terrible.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
He should have six days a week to play.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I agree, that's what I thought. And he was hitting
three drives per hole because he I mean, some are
going three feet, not that I should should bash. Because
my golf game was terrible, terrible. I couldn't chip yesterday.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
You were still bad?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Right, okay, so you're now a bad golf I'm.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
A bad golfer. And that's what I'm saying. I thought
it was just my father in law. So I went
out yesterday and I tried and I tried, and just
nothing was I could not hit my irons to save
my life. My driver was bad the front nine. Everything
was going left left, left, left. Unbelievable. But it was

(12:02):
weird because I felt like another guy in the group.
His name was George. He was riding with Henry. I
don't think George liked me very much, and I don't
know what I did to George.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
But I hit one.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
There's a fairway and then there's an the number one
fairways right kind of, there's some trees and there's the
number one fairway and I smacked it over the trees.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I know they're back into number one yep.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
And I'm like, it's gonna make it a long hole.
And he goes, I don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
What it was like, Oh, because you can then just
go towards the hole though.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, yeah, but I was just trying to make conversation.
He's like, I don't know what you're trying to say.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Oh were these guys older? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Okay, yeah yeah. And then the other guy was Clifton s.
Clifton was real, he was real nice. Are you from Nashville?
I said, no, well, I mean I live here.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Now, where are you from?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Austin? So how about you. You from Nashville. No, I mean
I am now, I'm from Memphis. And I said, really,
how long you be here? He goes, oh, a little
over forty years.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
You get out alive.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
And I said, oh, so what do you do now?
You go, I'm retired. I volunteer out here at the
course because it's amazing. I just got a volunteer five
hours a week. I get all the free golf I want.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Okay, buddy, I've heard that too. But they get you
out on the rake. They probably have you mowing, You're
picking balls from a creek.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Ain't worth it? Pay the money? Actually? Probably is?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
No, it's probably. It's probably a good deal. It's probably
a good deal to get free golf, to volunteer for
five hours.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
But I'm just curious what they're gonna make you do.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Correct, Like I think you just drive around? You're a marshall.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Hey you want to clean the toilets? Whoa.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
I'm good to pay thanks on the volunteering. I'm good
with the thirty bucks.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna be out there on the course. So anyway,
and the preacher guy's kind of funny, you know, Henry,
he hit three bad shots and he'd be like, what.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Do you call a preacher in a white man enter
a bar?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Non bond.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
I don't get the joke. I just made it up,
thank you, because I didn't understand it.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
So he oh, I got a preacher joke.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay, go ahead, man.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
So this this guy, he was an alcoholic. Oh, my
preacher told us what he told him multiple times and
we always laughed. His kids, Okay, guy was an alcoholic husband.
Terrible husband, terrible husband. He said, I'm going to change.
I need to change my ways. So he started going
to church. But he was just a bad husband, just
a bad husband, and he one time he was changing,

(14:23):
he was changing, so we ain't got flowers and he
brought him home to his wife and everything had been perfect,
but in the past he'd just never been a good guy,
never did romantic stuff for her. So the lady thought
he'd been drinking again. So he brought the flowers in.
He said, hey, I'm changed, how you doing. I got
you some flowers and she said, huh, I thought you'd changed,

(14:44):
and you come home drunk because he got flowers. He
never would have did that before. So she's like, thought
he'd started drinking again.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Oh, that's a preacher joke.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
That's what I thought you'd get some of those.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Now, he didn't have really any mean jokes, but he goes, Man,
my mom never told me there'd be days like this.
But it's a beautiful day out here, thanks to the
man upstairs.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Hey, you want to know what my favorite tea time is?
Sunday noon.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
He goes, I always got my reservation book for Sunday
at noon. I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
What do you mean.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
There's like one time he hit like three bad shots
and he's like, all right, guys, I'm gonna give h
one more. I'm gonna put one more ball here, Lord,
for I have sinned, and he goes, you know you
didn't like my magic trick back there, I'm about to
dazzle you with some skill. Though he would dazzle me
with skill and hook it way left. Fine. Then when
we get at the turn, they're done. They're only playing nine. Hey,
nice meeting, unite meet. And you know, I'm like, all right, cool,

(15:48):
And I look in there and the guy that told
me to come back in and at the turn and pay,
he ain't there, so they don't know I didn't pay
I'm out of here, honest, dabe over here, well, free golf,
hey man. I volunteer with those guys for the first nine.
It took about two and a half hours because they
were so slow.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
I was like, and you'd walk a mile to return
a penny. Man, you're a good guy, thank you.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
And so then I'm like, you know what, the people
in front of me, they have a cart. Why would
I turn my cart in? So I pull up to
the ten T box and here they come running out
of the clubhouse. Hey, hey, good dan larceny, Hey shoot him?
And I'm like what they go, No more carts? You

(16:32):
got to you gotta get a pole cart. Uh no,
I'm playing days, all right, all right, cool man, cool.
So I get a pole cart and I play by myself.
Boom boom. Then I played ten. Then I walked to
eleven and I turned around and there's a golf cart
pulling up behind me. There's a guy behind me. That
was a golf cart. That's weird because I thought no

(16:53):
golf carts were allowed on the back nine at that time. Whatever.
And I was like, hey man, you want to hit idios? No, no, no,
you just go play, man. I'm just gonna take my time,
all right? Cool? So I play a couple more holes
and then I meet up with a threesome and there's
one walker and two in a cart, like you want
to play him in with us? And I was like, yeah,
that's fine, play with him. And then one guy walking's talking.

(17:15):
He's talking like he's the best golfer in the world.
And we're playing a part five and he hits a
bad iron shot and I mean, he takes his club
mother wham and slams it into the ground.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Do you think he wasn't playing with the preacher?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
And I was like, well, and he goes sorry about that,
just having his good iron all day, now, that's just
he goes, that's a wasted stroke.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
The new rule changes with the PGA. You actually are
allowed to repair your club as long as it wasn't
done out of anger. So he would have not been
allowed to repair his club.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Luckily it didn't break. And it was awkward, and I
played terrible. But then I looked two holes back and
there's four guys in golf carts and now I'm pissed.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, you're about to lose it.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
And so he finished the round. I was terrible. I
hit one in the water on eighteen. I mean, just terrible,
terrible round.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
You're just a bad golfer. Now you gotta flip it.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I think I shot one oh four something like that.
I text a picture to Batter's box and I was like,
you don't want this smoke.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
I text Justin all the time, like, hey, I may
have to give you about twenty strokes if you ever
come back to town.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
And my brother's like it, Batters, It's like, what happened
to you? I said, I don't know. But then I'm
angry that I had a bad round. Right, and I
go into the clubhouse. I said, hey, man, can you
guys help me explain something? Explain something to me how
I'm not allowed to have a cart on the back nine,
but there's groups out there behind me that have a cart. Now,
can you explain to me how you guys make these rules?

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Oh uh, that's Kevin's friend, all the cronies.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I said, what does that have to do with me?
Sorry about that, sir, you know, yeah, that's Kevin's friends. Okay,
so that's explanation.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
If your boys with the clubbies, you got it.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
If you're boys with the clubbies, you got it. Yep.
All that to say that, Ray, thanks for sending me
to play golf. Dude, just put me in a bad
mood last night.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
We got to take a break because I am awful.
I'm gonna good at awful. I'm glad you've been able
to play Gosh.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
We'll take a break more golf to out talk after this.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
And I've told you before, whoa, whoa. I've told you
before there's so many different factors that go into golf.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
So many again. I hit little nerf balls off my patio.
So does it translate?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Who knows.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
I'll notice if the wind is a little bit more,
the ball will go five to ten feet in the
other direction. I'll notice if the wind's behind me, I
barely have to swing in the ball. Just ooh, all
notice if my mat because I have the perfect same grass.
It's typically on a golf course because I don't like
playing off the mat because that doesn't translate. But if
I'm hitting it off grass, I believe that should translate

(19:59):
well when I actually play on a And what all
notice is if the mat, if the it rained a
little bit and the grass is a little bit lower,
it's harder to hit because there's less margin for error.
If the grass is fat and thick and it's hot out,
there's so much margin for air. I can hit it
fat and you still hit it great. There's so many
different things that go into golf. And also like your
transition when you're hitting, you need to also have some

(20:21):
swing that the back foot it's just like baseball. Backfoot's
going forward. This front foot, it's just like Scotty Scheffler.
You are drilling that. They say when it rolls over,
that allows your whole swing to open up.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
You want that front leg to roll.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
You better be twisting your front ankle because your leg's
rolling so much. That's even more important than a good swing.
There's the ankle roll, there's the baseball turn. There's the
seeing the ball. There's the hitting the ball straight. If
you hit the ball a little bit to the left
on the club boom, it's gonna kick left. You hit
it a little bit to the right boom, it's gonna

(20:55):
kick right. There are so many variables in golf. And
then you add alcol Dude, I have two beers on
the patio. Good luck that I'll hit shots that I've
never hit before, which I've noticed, and I'm like you know.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
That kind of makes sense.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Now on the course, I've never hit the ball where
I have to go fetch it seventy five feet to
the right. If I've been drinking, get ready, then all
sometimes I have to go in the neighbor's yard and
get the ball because you add alcohol. There's that variable
if you're talking to people. I'll notice if I'm listening
to a podcast and I'm more focused on the podcast
than i am the ball, boom, get ready, it's gonna

(21:28):
kick way right all because I wasn't focused.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
So there's focus.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
There's the back leg kick, there's the turning of the hips,
there is your ass out. Are you down with the ball?
And it's not just one swings. This is helping everybody
right now. It's not just one swing. You're doing any
type of swing. You can the way the ball lays
on the grass. If the ball's laying oddly on the grass,

(21:52):
I would get lower. You're gonna get lower so you
can get that ball. There's so many different you should
have one hundred different swings. It's not just there's one
cut and dried swing. Sure, driving different swing, hybrid, different swing.
But I'm saying your irons your short game.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Crap.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Sometimes you better have your ass down and you're just boom,
get that ball out. Sometimes you're gonna be cocked to
the side. Sometimes it's just like baseball. Have your swing
almost started because you don't want to get it caught
in the grass. There's all these different variables. It makes sense.
It's a game of inches. I thought baseball is a
game of inches. Welcome to golf.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Now hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
But the good news is the one thing I'm good
at is putt putt, and we're gonna be doing that
the put putt challenge at freaking the convention. No one
will beat me. I am so good I don't even
I'm thinking, do I bring my own putter and smoke
all these fools?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
I got the woman's putter? Should I bring that one?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
That's what I'm saying. Or is it kind of douchey
to bring your own putter?

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Well? Remember one dude's from Cleveland. They bought their own
bowling balls to that event.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, but they're real bowlers. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
It was kind of a drinking event though, But.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
They drank and they played newdy cards and it was awesome.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
But they also didn't realize that Pinewood's Social wasn't a
regulation bowling olley. It was actually like a trendy, vintage place.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, so the lanes weren't perfectly even.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
It was just one of those plays like Reese Witherspoon
goes to and drinks Momosa's with the girls and throws
a bowling ball.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
They didn't realize that.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, and that happens. And I you know, I'm gonna
say that there's a lawsuit going on right now. I
don't know if you've been following this.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Right we're getting sued.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
No, No, Matt Khalil, I don't know if you know
who he is. He was playing in the NFL. Well,
his ex wife was on a podcast. Don't ask me
what podcast. Oh no, I really don't know what podcast.
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
It was feeling Yourself with Amy Brown.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Okay, it was feeling yourself with Amy Brown. And they
were talking about like why what happened in the marriage,
why they broke up?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Kidding It was on a different one, and.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
She said that there was nothing like infidelity or anything
like that. It was just intimacy issues because he has
what would you say, is like two coke cans stacked
on top of each other, which made it very very

(24:17):
very hard to have intercourse. And I am like, wow,
that is crazy. He is now suing her for invasion
of privacy. And I want it to be said right here,
right now, if my wife ever divorces.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Me one of those many coke cans or what And she.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Wants to go on a podcast and say, I have
I am like two coke cans stacked on top of
each other.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
They have the mini ones now they're like six ounces.
Have you seen them?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Okay for reference, so two of them.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
I'm all for her going on a podcast and saying that,
but he is suing for invasion of privacy. What dude,
you were just named King Dingaling.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
He said it's all with his family, is what I read.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Yes, And because now his wife, his new wife, is
getting comments on her Instagram a page about wow, you
must be sore all the time.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
And then also go to a gas station you can
never get coke again?

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Hey, is that a coke can or two in your pocket?
Are you just happy to see me?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
What's his name?

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Matt Khalil Bazer had me going to Dollar General this
is true the other day and she's like, hey, will
you get those sixteen ounce ones and I'm like, well,
what about my little mini cans that I like to get?
And she goes, you know, I like the big ones,
but the thing is, she never finishes the sixteen ouncers.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
No, she said, I prefer the Mat Khalil's.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
That's what I was asking. I'm like, what happened you
didn't like them aniones?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
You always used to like them anyones, But now Bazer's
into the sixteen ounce ones. They're literally this big and
she never finishes it. I'm like, what happened to my
mini cans that you were fine with? That's frustrating, So
why would I get one that's that massive that she's
never gonna have the whole thing? The mini cans you
were fine with, but now we gotta go for khalil size.

(26:05):
Guys go with the mini cans. The wives never finish
the pops. And I don't know if we're talking about
pops or manhood, but either or the mini ones are
the way those things slap because you barely get any pop.
You feel great. Six ounce mini cans diet coke. Dude,
it's like a kid half of a Matt Khalil.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
It's a kid's birthday party, dude, or a gathering like
a team sporting event, like you're into the year party.
People buy these bottles of water that are big. Here's
the problem. The kids open them. They drink like three drinks,
set it down, open a new one. So if you're
having a team party or a birthday party and you're
gonna have bottled water, buy the minis.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
What about great point? Just said that, Hey, what about?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
But I'm saying I related it to you. I don't.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
My wife doesn't do that, but the kids do it
all the time. I really I actually apply that to
my wife as a kid. Also, Henny the Baby, what
about the spell factor? Henny, you're gonna spell that tea?
Henny just f y, You're gonna spell the tea. Everybody
in the house told him he's gonna spell the tea
he sits down. He didn't realize when he sat in
the chair that it would kick his pop drink up
at I ended up spelling the drink all over the carpet.

(27:08):
What what we all told you're gonna spell? I didn't
know it was going to kick back when I sat
into the chair. There's the spill factor too.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
That is a huge deal. It's so like last night.
I mean we had popsicles after basketball practice. Babybox one
had basketball practice, came home, we had popsicles, and Baby
Box two were in the living room watching the you know,
college football playoffs semi finals, and he gets a little
popsicle on his lips in his mouth, and instead of
going and getting a napkin, I turn around, he's wiping

(27:35):
his face on the couch. Yeah, what do we doing?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
They ain't coming over to my house. We got a
white couch.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
I'm like, hey, bro, like, why not get a napkin?
I'm sorry, Dad, I didn't want to miss the play.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
That's how good. That's actually appleicle.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Like I was like, okay, but just say, hey, Dak,
can you grab me a napkin? I mean they're two
feet over there. I can just reach over and grab one.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
You imagine if he said that to you, right, But
that's funny, Like I would never have asked my dad
for a napkin.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
My dad would never have gotten me.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
I understand it. He would never ask for a napkin
because he's a kid, and they don't think about it.
You know what they use, They use whatever is around them.
A lot of the time, it's their shirt that yes,
last night was the couch, and I mean he did
it twice. He wiped his egg popsicle mouth on the couch.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Those kids ain't coming to my house.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
They want to come busy.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Now I can already see it, so many fingerprints on
the wall.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh dude, Yeah, I'm gonna tell you. Our new cabinets
from Kitchen Refresh a freaking amazing. Like I never realiz
but they're actually all the same color, and they're like
like nicely painted and like the texture is great. Now
I can see all my kids prints on them because
they're nice cabinets instead of the crappy ones we had.
And I'm like, wow, I see how many nastiness my

(28:49):
kids leave everywhere.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Well, And also I heard from JJ Watt talking about
Kitchen Refresh. He said he had an island, one of
those that you put in your kitchen, an island table.
He goes, hey, I learned being rich, you can actually
get an eye that's too big. It was so big
he couldn't even reach across the entire thing. Had to
get a smaller island. So let that be known you
truck drivers. I don't know if you guys are shopping
for island stuff. Maybe who knows, but you can go

(29:13):
too big with an island table, that thing in the middle.
But you truckers probably don't go after that kind of stuff.
You're at you're at truck stops, you're you're on the
road all the time. You're not necessarily going to kitchen
refresh and having that perfect kitchen.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
You're never home. You're right, I got my story. Am
I ever going to tell you?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
We're gonna tell your story, right, I've been first of
all that game last night awesome, awesome, Yeah, yeah right,
I know you watched all of it.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
September eighteenth, I found out Miami was the best team
in college football. I don't know why I didn't tell anybody.
I kept that to myself the entire year. This is
the same team I saw in Detroit when I was
in the hotel room by myself. I watched all three
hours of the game that you versus Florida, and I
said that you looks like an NFL football team, and
that is what they look like right now.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
I was devastated. I wanted all miss to win so
freaking bad, just because I wanted that miracle run to
continue and that quarterback from All Miss is awesome.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Trendad Chambliss, I Liisman love it. Hopefully he comes back
he win the Heisman.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Carson Beck, I mean he looks like he has stoned
out of his mind all the time. I don't know
why I don't like him.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Well, I mean he was with the Cavendar Twins and
then his house broken into they broke up. He got
a three million dollars to play in Miami. Now Cavender
Twins turn on the tv. He's on the TV in
their home in Miami.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
He's got to get back with the Cavender Twins.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
And one of the Cavendar Twins is engaged to the
tight End from the Cowboys Jefferson Ferguson.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
But what a job by Beck. He goes, Hey, you're
gonna break up with me? Cool, I'll just make it
to the National Championship. So I'm on the TV in
your house. So your new boyfriend has to watch me
on the TV in your house.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
And I have to remind you what you gave up
is me.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
But now they've gotten boob jobs.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Really yeah? Oh I did see that. And they look good.
They said they're feeling great. They got them at the
same time.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
I got to give them props that they did at
the same time.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
They do everything in the same.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
To stay as twins. Yeah, that's kind of cool that
they did that.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I love the Kavnar twins are. They are smart girls.
They gave up college basketball tag and that was their ticket.
Then they realized no one cares if they're not playing
college basketball, so they went back for their senior year.
I don't know what they do now, but they're making money.
We'll take a break and we'll hear your story right
after this.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
This is just a small piece of Jamaica mon.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Because we're gonna give the real stories March.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Eight, March A.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
There's still probably another five to tell, three or good,
two or probably terrible. This one's just funny, and it
has to do with the college football playoff because we're
into it right now. Oh yeah, So I'm at the
hot tub one day. I'd say it's probably nine AM,
and there's this chick. I'm talking.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
She's like probably forties, but she had quadruple D boobs.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Not bad. So how is the body?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Though? Great?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
She was in great ship, but I'm checking her out
no again, no, no, no, no, just like not checking her out,
but you just happened to see her.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
So this is really the dynamic on vacation.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Were you trying to find a couple where you can
talk with Okay, so it's one of those situations. Yeah,
so it's like it's little swinger action, not that, but
it's always There was a time earlier me and Bezer
met this guy in a red shirt. He ended up
being the whole week guy in the red shirt. He
would wear his red shirt in the pool and every
day he wore it and it was always soaking wet
because he didn't want to show his body. And we'd
be like, oh uh, to your left, red shirt guy.

(32:33):
Red shirt guy, fine guy from Chicago. He came in
really hot and heavy, kind of sounded like your dad,
but he would always be in his red shirt.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
And I'm like, listen, I just can't talk to that
guy because he's wearing a red shirt.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
No, because he wore the same shirt every day, unwashed
in the pool and it was grossing me out.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Great guy, but I can't chill with red shirt guy.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Well, here's the thing I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna
be honest with you because we're about to head on
a cruise, I'll probably be wearing a shirt at the
pool at the beach. You know why.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Healthy.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah, sunscreen, Yes, I can't put sunscreen on my own back.
I want to protect myself from the rays. And I
wear a long sleeved shirt to the pool because I'm
at that age where I'm not outside enough with my
shirt off that I can get a tan. So I'm
pasty white, and it's just all about protection.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Now.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I'm not worried about the tan. I'm worried about staying healthy.
And that lets you know that I'm forty four years old.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Thank you. So yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
And then also, mon red shirt Guy's wife would sit
on a floating pad but like spread her legs.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yep, got it, straddling it.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
But they weren't attractive and it was like gross lower out.
So between me and her, we couldn't hang out out baser, Okay,
So we said, hey, lady on the floater pad and
white red shirt guy, we can't chow with them. Nice
people just can't. So I didn't even find this next couple.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
They found us. So I'm in the hot tub, I'm
laying on a pad.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
It's like nine in the morning and it's one of
those floater pads because at this.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Resort, what like, is it like a floating like you
float in the pool.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, it's just one of those where it'll keep you buoyant.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Oh so okay, So I'm in a hot float spa.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, is it awesome?

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, it's just one of those you've never seen these things,
never seen. It's a lily pad. Let's say, everybody knows
what I'm talking about is awesome. Okay, but smaller version,
got it? So lily pad in the hot tub. That's
not even the hot the hot tub. It's a pretty
big hot tub, got it. So I run into the
lady with quadruple dee boobs or she found you on purpose,
or she stuck up behind me. I didn't know she

(34:41):
was in the hot tub hit or right in the boobs,
and oh my god, oh ma'am, I'm so sorry. I'm
like three mimosas deep from breakfast. Oh I'm so sorry.
She was great, great, we started.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Talking like you want to do it again? Oh my god?
So where's she saw? Did you like that? There's more
where that came from.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
No, very nice lady, okay, but as nice as she
was and she's got her own flotation devices.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
She didn't need a lily pad.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I could tell this lady when she gets hammered, I
just had that. Call it a college kid's intuition. This lady,
when she gets hammered, gets fucking wild nuts. I bet
she is back crazy when she's drunk.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
I've seen some of that, like callaway. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
So remember that husband ends up coming over because he
saw us just talking and then he didn't really add.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Our conversation was great. She goes, oh, where are you from?

Speaker 3 (35:37):
And I hit her with Michigan and then Texas, and
then she was asking about that.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
She told me that they had flown in.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
They took pro tip, you can if your flight gets
delayed and you have a seven day booking at a resort.
If your flight is delayed, they don't give a crap.
So say you get there late, They're like, cool, you
lose a day. We don't refund you or reimburse you
for that day. So they flew in a day before
their reservation just to make sure that they filled out
that entire seven days. So they went and stayed at
a hostel for a day and then came to the
resort the next day.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Got it. Where were they from?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
They were from Utah, and so obviously that led to
the Mormon shows.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
They didn't really see him, but they go, yeah, that's
not really like how life is there.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
But lady was great, sober. But I could just tell
call it a college boy's intuition. When this lady gets hammered,
I bet she is buck wild. So smash cut, we
all Baser ends up coming down because at that.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Point she was like over there in the lounge chair.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
She was actually at that point she was way over
at the lounge chair read with red hair, with red
shirt guy. No, she was a totally different sector of
the people. And so she saw you in the mountain
range alone in the hot tub. She was like, let's
go investigate what's going on? Yeah, And so no, Baser
never came really over to the hot tub, but we
had ended up migrating over to our little area.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Husband.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
He talked a little bit to me, he said that story,
which was fine. He was fine, sober, okay, But then
we all start drinking. At one point she goes, hey,
let's all do shots.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Oh body shots. You take one off me, and my
husband will take one off your wife. But okay, but.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
We passed on that.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Oh okay, this is just a this is a good story.
There's not an ending to it. It's just a good story.
So I passed on the shots. I'm feeling it.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
What do you know. We're about four drinks in and
this lad nuts.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Quadruple D's are nuts. I mean she's wearing a cutout
bathing suit. They were in great shape. I knew she
was gonna get nuts. Here we go for the next
thirty minutes. So in the back of my head, I'm like,
she's fun to talk too, sober, but all people do
is pound drinks at these All inclusives. She's fun to
talk to him, like baser, keep her distance. The guy

(37:46):
I'm kind of getting weird vibes from. And the lady
I think she's gonna get bad ass crazy.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
What do you know? She I love so much. So
you guys aren't gonna have kids. I mean, it's like,
why what is the rast? You froze the egg? He
could just have forever. I'm on my third.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Marriage and we found each other, we love each other,
and I go, yeah, I waited to get married to
want People said I should have got married ten years ago.
I waited and I'm happy, and I go, people say
I should have kids. I'm waiting and I'm predicting I'll
be happy. She goes, you're so smart that exactly what
I thought was gonna happen. She's hammered and so annoying.

(38:26):
So for thirty minutes I talked to her the same sentence.
We kept saying, you're so smart.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
That you guys would just wait to have kids you
don't need.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
So at this point, I don't give a crap that
they're a decently nice couple.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Now I don't give a crap about the Triple Ds.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I'm about to.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Throw them into the ocean. I'm just like, how do
we get away from this couple? Thought she was annoying?
Then the dude we're drinking our drinks. He was fine, sober,
kind of boring conversation, but we.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Could get fined. Yo, he was tatted up, dude conversation.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
He was a little bit more educated, and so the conversation,
and you know, I was kind of like, oh, I
like to work out and stuff.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
He wasn't a worker out or But.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Did they go to the University of Utah.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
No, they just ended up. They were Cali type people.
Then they live in Utah.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Now got it?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
But then he here comes him drinking his annoyingness. So
I started talking sports.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
He goes, oh, I'm from Indiana, and I'm like, oh.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Freaking Indiana. Dude's CFP bro. That is so awesome, Indian.
You gotta be so proud of that. And he goes, no,
I mean, I'm from there, but I'm not really into that.
What you're a guy, You're from Indiana, they've never been
good at football, and you're not into this, And so
then I'm like trying to figure out what you're turned off?

(39:41):
So turned off. So the lady already was hammered drunk,
now she's with Baser. I'm like, I push her off
on Baser. Baser, go have a great talk with that lady.
She's ripe for the talk and get ready for something.
So I'm with this dude, and it doesn't not into
Indiana football, even though it's the craziest run and they
may win the national championship.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
And he hits me with but I am intrigued the
Utah coach winning him. He's with Michigan, so I'm really
curious how he's gonna do what of all the things
in the world to be interested by you care about
the coach moving to Michigan. And so then we talked
a little bit about the Michigan coach that had an
affair and lost his entire.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Life and then ran through the door.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
But he kind of changed the subject. So I'm like,
are you having an affair anyways, that's besides the point.
That's neither here nor there. So Indiana not into it.
And so then I am bringing up his uh we
brought up Whittingham Charon Moore, What is it that annoyed
me the crap about this guy? I lost my thought?
He said, drinking that resorts. Well, yeah, that that was

(40:44):
a golf I knew it was gonna come around. So
I'm like, you've lived in California, it's awesome you golf
and stuff. He goes, I'm one of those people you
don't want to golf with. I will hit it every
way but straight. And I'm just like a guy that's
a little bit more advanced in golf to have a conversation,
because I wanted to talk to him the way I
just talked to you ten minutes ago.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
So it's just such a turnoff. He's like, I go
like once a year. I'm like, oh, I cannot talk it.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
So what do you do?

Speaker 3 (41:11):
I'm like, so you have you have no kids at
home there some of them are grown. It's like your
third marriage. What do you in triple D do every
day in Utah?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Like?

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Good gosh, you guys skeep no no, And she goes,
I'm really trying to leave the house more.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
That's my goal and resolution. What people just stay at home?

Speaker 3 (41:32):
So they are so boring. And I knew the guy
was gonna get boring. He got boring. I knew the
lady's gonna get annoying his crap. She got annoying his crap.
They were great on the outside, but they ended up
being worse than red shirt and floppad on the barstool.
So how does it end? We're all talking? I mean
it's it's and they go, hey, we're gonna you watch

(41:56):
our stuff. We're gonna get out, get out for a second.
Maybe they're going to eat a meal. Baser talk to
them so and I never got a straight answer. So
either they're gonna get food or they're just gonna go
hook up.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
In the room. So we were down there from about
two because we were chilling them for a couple hours.
I've got to have a video.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
So there's a picture floating around you and them that the.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Resort took of us US four. Oh, dude, I would
pay for.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
It because I bet it's hilarious, but I don't want
to buy the whole three hundred dollars package.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
But it was US four. Ah.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
And so here's the end of the story. So it's
two PM and we're gonna go to the room or something.
They told Bazier I was getting drinks. I kept the
drinking part with him was fun. We were drinking so
many of these, like they're.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Called blue corals.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
The lady in the back, they speak perfect English. She's like, yeah,
you and that dude had a dude had been drinking
so many of those. She's like, I made a whole
jug for you guys. You guys have your special jug.
Just asked for the jug.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
So she made a mix.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
It was this big and I told the dude and
we were drinking the only thing that so that was cool.
So that was cool. Me and hmm are drinking, you know.
But then they had to split off, and Basic goes, yeah,
they just split off, they'll be back it was like two,
two thirty three, three thirty four. Those fools went somewhere

(43:13):
and they left rolex watches, wallets, Gucci purses, her Kindle,
her entire purse, her Gucci sunglasses, her Balenciaga sandals. They
left at least three thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
There's rolexes.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
They left fifty thousand dollars worth of crap just by
the pool.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
And they never came back.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
And I like Besil, they couldn't really expect that we're
gonna stay here for four hours and watch their crap, right.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Some Me and Bezeer just picked up and got out
of there.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
He just left their stuff.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
So it was the day before we left. So the
next day we were out at seven am. I mean,
they could have gotten robbed.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I don't know. We never seen the people again.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Well he didn't follow each other on Insta.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
No, and we and we left all their stuff. I'm
not gonna guard it for four hours while he goes
up with Triple D. And she also had a bag
that she bought there that she bought from the gift
shop that they put beers in they like to drink
from with ice, and it was leaking all over her clothes,
her book and everything.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
So I kept she was so drunk. I kept having
to pick up the bag that was just filled with ice.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Why why do you have to pick it up?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
It's not your bag, bro, She didn't know. All her
crap was getting wet. And so I'm like this, so
this thing.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
You it's not your stuff. Why are you stressed out
about it? I was stressed a little bit, this is
what I'm saying. So I'm like so I was like, hey,
I'm gonna move this a little bit over. So every
five minutes that the sun would shift, I'd have to
move her bag over, so didn't soak all her purse
and bag and all that stuff. Because they were alcoholics
and they had to bring booze from the bridge even
though the bar opened at ten.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
And then the guy goes his one good That was
kind of funny. Of four hours. He goes, man, I
gotta start talking. Can these resort people? Man, they gotta
start moving up the times like drinking at ten? Like
why is this barnett open at eight thirty?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
At nine?

Speaker 3 (45:06):
And then he goes and laying towels down. He goes this,
everybody put down towels. He's like, I don't tonight going
out at like midnight land towels. That was actually the
funny thing that he said. I was like, that's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Ah on, Hey, that was just a little taste of Jamaica.
More coming March eighth. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
But if you hear about a robbery in Jamaica, I mean,
I can't be libel can I.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
No, you're good man, don't worry about it. That's not
on you. But I am going to tell you that
this weekend, there's the biggest game, the biggest moment of
my life in the last seventy two hours, and it
is Saturday night when the Chicago Bears run out of
that tunnel with Soldier field and they see that nasty,

(45:56):
disgusting Green and yellow, crappy ass team on the other
side of the field, the stupid Green Bay Packers, the
team that has treated us and been our daddy for
numerous years, year after year after year with Brett Varr

(46:20):
and then all we're gonna get back. Oh no, they
get Aaron Rodgers and they still just take advantage of
us anyway they want. Discount double check became famous. Whether
he would run into our end zone and now it's
Jordan Love and this is our chance to exercise the demons.

(46:44):
I will be glued to the TV and I am praying,
and I am hoping that Ben Johnson, Kyle Mnonghay, DeAndre
swear you.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Didn't even know Manonguay's name until a week four A.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Wrong, You're.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Calebs Speardale polish.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
I am hoping, Dennis Allen, I'm hoping we have the
greatest game plan in the history drums, and I am
hoping that we are victorious and we don't have to
see next weekend when Aaron Sorenson, when Cam and Tye
they roll into town er er that they have packed

(47:33):
away that green and yellow trash for another eight months.
I wanted to be able to not wear that stuff
in public because their team is on Vaca San. We
need the Chicago Bears to win this weekend. We need
to exercize the demon This is the biggest game that

(47:58):
I have seen in the Bears history since we played
in the Super Bowl and got smoked by Peyton Manning.
Oh my goodness, It's gonna be a heck of a game, folks.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
But also, you're good right, I mean, the package has
been hurt for the last two months, Jordan Love hasn't
been right well.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Jordan Love is coming off a concussion. He hadn't played
three weeks, so hopefully he's a little bit rusty. Hopefully
we can take advantage our home playoff game. This is
in Chicago. That stadium should be a rocket.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
And who's gonna be the ghost of Micah Parsons.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Exactly, there's no Micah. We have a chance to do
what we haven't been able to do. We struggled when
Jordan Love got hurt and Malik Willis came in and
we took him to overtime and we won. I didn't
see any of that game because the stupid hotel didn't
have freaking Fox thanks a lot Starlight cable outside of Dallas.

(48:58):
But tomorrow night I will be tuned in on Amazon Prime.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Let's go Bears. Let's go Bears. We haven't been in
the playoffs in forever. Whoa you know?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
How glad I am that wild Card weekend is not
convention time this weekend because Saturday night event would butt
heads with the Chicago Bears game.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
That game Windy City. Hopefully there's a little bit of snow.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
It's supposed to be a lot of snow.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
That's what I'm talking about. That will be must sy TV.
You can gloss over the.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Rams game earlier against Carlina.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
They may win by forty. My super Bowl is I
did say Rams Broncos. I can switch it asn't started yet.
It's gonna be Rams Patriots. Rams win it all. My
thing was, it's typically if a team is in three
of the top ten, three of the top six statistical categories,
they win the Super Bowl. Or it's a team with
one of the top five defenses. So one team that

(50:00):
is top three and six of the big time statistical
categories is the Rams, so they'll win the Super Bowl.
The teams that are the top defenses Broncos, Texans and
the other Crapper.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
They're Chargers.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Chargers they win in texts, they win in So that's
why I was gonna say Broncos, but give me Rams Patriots.
That's your super Bowl. Rams will win it all. Oh Man,
And this is dating back ten years. Guys, just look
at statistical categories. Typically if a team's top three three times,
they'll win the Super Bowl. Typically outside I mean, there's
been some crazy years, but last year Eagles, they were
the top defense.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
So there's that exception.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
So I want to understand. There's a couple games this
week and I'm so excited to see Jags Bills. Yeah,
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Yeah, there's no way to pick that one.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Even though the Simpsons did say they predicted it or something.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
I don't understand how the Bills are favored going to Jacksonville.
Jacksonville's won like one hundred games in a row. They
are on fire, fire, dude, I'm telling you this is Hey.
The Niners going to Philadelphia, that is must see TV.
Batter's box is pucker.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
He's in trouble. No Warner and no Bosa.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
All that defense has been they've been I don't know
how they've patched it together all year long. It is
like scraps off a freaking dog of a trash pile.
But they are doing it. They are winning freaking games.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Yeah, the Jags.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
You gotta love though, Josh Allen usually against Burrow, against
the Patty Mahomes. You got who's another good one in there? Burrow,
Patty Mahomes and ravens Lamar Jackson. He's got none of
those guys in there. And we're like, oh my gosh,
can the Bills beat Treford Lawrence. It's such a year
to year league guys that we would have never said
this a year ago. Who would have thought the Jags

(51:42):
are in this position. Yeah, but the Liam Cuhm guy,
they got like some huge, a tight end running back
guy for some reason.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Etn's good now.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
And then they go Jacobe Myers BTJ, the BTJ Killer.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
And they're a good team.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
And that's why the Super Bowl is good to be
the Jags versus the Niners. Jags win it all.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yeah, if I was to pick a team, it's not
gonna be Seattle. Guys.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Stop stop with Sam Bradford or whatever his name is.
Just stop literally stop with that. We've got to stop
with Seattle being good.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Broncos are fine. Another one.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Seattle's defense is unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
The Broncos this year outside of the Cowboys, they beat
everybody by two points.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
So careful with the Broncos.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Yeah, and so Seattle, Yeah, I would say, if it's
not the Rams, it's the forty nine ers.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
The Broncos are one and done. They are going to
lose their first game.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Who are they gonna have They don't well, I guess
if Bills win, they'll play the Bills.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
I don't know who they're gonna play, but they're gonna lose.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
It'll the Bills would be a very tough one for them. Yeah,
so it's weird because it's the worst team then plays
the best team.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Is how they do it in the second round?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Yeah, and uh Panthers fan, good luck Bryce Young throwing
the ball three yards per play like I mean, you
got to throw it a little bit farther than that.
And yes, you beat the Rams and they threw three interceptions.
Matthew Stafford isn't doing that this time. It is gonna
be roll city. All right, we gotta go. We never
started the show.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Tough break though for the Niners getting the Eagles first round,
I would have liked the Niners more if that might
have been the worst break of all of them. I agree,
because they were in line to get Tampa. Oh something
weird happened though.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Yeah they lost. Oh yeah, and then the Rams won,
so then they dropped. Yeah, so hey, everybody, have a
great weekend. Sore loosers dot com. We're not ever going
to start the show, So yeah, have a good weekend.
Should we start it now?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (53:37):
No, we are the one two three sore Losers. What up, everybody,
I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
What up, y'all.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
It is Sison Raymundo. I'm from the North. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Bezer.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
We got two point three three three acres. They're building
a crapload of houses around us.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Glad we have.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Those two point three three three two three three acres.
And also they're building like sixteen lanes going towards my house.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
What has happened in the past year. All of a sudden,
we move to the country, we get our town name
on the street sign, and it is.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Just blown up. It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
But there's gonna be people starting to knock on our
door and say, do you want to give up some
of those two point three three three three acres? And
my answer is no, just like the farmers before me.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
No.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Yeah, all right, Hey, tickets Sore Loosers dot Com. I
mean there's still the little karaoke Happy does Nashville John
Daly's Bar. I mean we're going to Penn's mechanical. I mean,
it's gonna be an amazing weekend. It's gonna be amazing
one week. Hey, last minute, I haven't heard from Katnick.
I hope kat Dick's doing okay. Haven't heard from.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Him, sisters flying in.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Justin potential candidate for comeback Coacher of the Year because
he did move away and he potentially could come back
for the convention. Justin is minus two thousand to win
Coach of the Year. You got callaway is minus two
hundred to win Coach of the Year. And then the
kid that got throat cancer, he is minus two fifty
to win Coach of the comeback Coach of the Year.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Man, we are Justin texting me on Monday December twenty
second said lunch, I'm moving out, and I replied on
the twenty second at seven forty six am.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Haven't heard from him since he what are you his landlord?
I just quit talking to me and I misspoke. Justin
is plus three hundred to be comeback Coach of the Year.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
I was like minus two thousand. That's the favorite, dude,
all right, we gotta go.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Indiana rolls tonight right.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Eddie is plus ten thousand to be Comeback Coach of
the Year who dud or Guy the guy that used
me on the pod plus ten thousand.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
You might want to get those odds.