The Art of Negotiating

In this episode Ray teaches the world the art of the negotiation and how you know if you truly made a good offer. Lunchbox is upset with the city of Nashville after they changed the golf course hours due to daylight savings time and didn't bother to inform him. Ray is giving up drinking for the weekend and Lunchbox is going to play weekend golf for the first time in years. Also we debate who is actually good in college football. .

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm ready, So am I good? I mean, what a weekend? Man,
We're gonna we're gonna go out and we're gonna have
a good weekend. You're gonna celebrate the dods. I don't
know what you're celebrating. Is off it an anniversary, a birthday,
a kid's birthday party? Yeah, an anniversary. We're good, Okay,

(00:25):
I don't understand that. I don't know why you're being secretive,
like good, Are we're good?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
No? No? Is it like a surprise birthday party? Surprise anniversary?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yes? Thank you, but we're good.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
If you know what I mean, I understand we're good.
I just don't understand which one it is.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Surprise birthday?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Thank you? Good grief. I didn't get the invite.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Well, I almost screwed up my cousins. At one time
we were talking about surprise birthdays. We aired the pod on Friday,
and there are surprises on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh well that was pretty stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Good thing CUZO didn't listen.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, thank goodness. I mean, sometimes you gotta think, right,
you gotta think in advance, you gotta think what's going
on in the world, and sometimes it's hard for you.
But I could see your hesitation, but I was freaking out, like,
like the Dodds listen to this crap. There's no way
they listen. So you're fine.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
People listen And sometimes I'll just throw flares out there
to see if somebody gets mad at me. Trust me,
they always get mad, whether it's Baser saying something somebody
DM and Baezer. Just got a freaking text this morning
from Baezer. Oh, I'm somebody from the Big Show said
I was talking about stocks, and they go, hey, you

(01:40):
need to have your husband stay away from stocks. Dave
Ramsey doesn't recommend it. Hey, you need to be very
careful with your husband. And my wife's like, wtf is
this awesome? Thanks listeners, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
And Dave Ramsey doesn't do then how does Dave Ramsey
make money? He doesn't have stocks.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I love Dave Ramsey for this one reason. Was he
given this big time advice when he was poor. Because
I can give you some amazing advice when I'm rich.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
This guy just fall on some money and now all
of a sudden, no, I don't have I only carry
cash plastic. It's snowball effect paid off the easiest one
then go to the hard ones. Yeah, you're a billionaire.
That's simple to say that.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I do believe that at one time he was not rich,
then he got rich, then he went poor, then he
got rich again.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
See that. That's my point. I would love to hear
his voice and his inflection and his confidence yelling at
callers when he was poor, because right now, when anybody's rich,
they can be like that.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah. And I don't know, I don't know how to
do it.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I wish I was better at like managing money. I
wish I knew what to do with it. You're a cheapskate,
That's what I mean. But I'm saying like I don't
know where it should be, Like where should I put
it to make it the most valuable I've tried.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'm telling you stocks not necessarily that. But you can
give the government ten thousand dollars and you'll make five
hundred every six months.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, but I can you can do better than that
doing something else. There has to be better ways than
five hundred dollars every six months.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Correct. But the money that the fantasy account has, did
you do anything with that?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
That's that's why we are who we are and Dave
Ramsey is who he is.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
You let it sit there for five.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Months, still in my venmo.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
And actually, if you did stuff with it, it could
have been called racketeering. Really no, I.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Don't know, that's what I mean, Like, I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
But everybody gave it to you assuming that it was
strictly four fantasies. So if you did something on the side,
that's maybe money laundering.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, I don't know. It sounds dirty. It sounds filthy
and awful. And what if it goes south and then
I lose money and I gotta.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
You don't with the government bonds, it is a legit thing.
Ten dollars. Truck drivers, hear me out. You can make
five hundred dollars every six months, but you have to
part with that ten grand for six months.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Got it? Okay?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
All right?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, Well, I'm gonna tell you what we need to
part with. This Daylight savings crap is really really frustrating.
I'm gonna tell you why because I came on here
about a month ago and I told you I shot
my lowest round of golf ever, shot an eighty three.
It was amazing, freaking fantastic. Well, I haven't played golf
since then because I've been so busy with life and

(04:32):
this and that and kids getting out of school and
wanted to ride bikes. I got to meet him at
the school, ride bikes home. Well, we get out of
work early the other day and it's a beautiful sunny day.
You need an afternoon nanny, seventy degrees and I I said, man,
I am gonna go play some golf. So I looked

(04:54):
up one of the local munis said closed by me,
not by you. So then I look up another local
muni says open. Said ah, good, because I know what
daylight savings times. Certain munis close on Monday, certain communis
close on Tuesday. They close once a week now because

(05:15):
for whatever reason, they think that's a good idea. So
I looked up the local muni as I found one
that's open, and I got in the vehicle and I
put sunglasses on to block the sun from getting in
my eyes so I wouldn't wreck on the way to
the golf course.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
That's smart. There's that commercial that says our vision will
be the most important thing in one hundred years.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Correct. I want to protect these beautiful eyes that were
used to seduce many of women.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Ray, I'm doing this podcast closing my eyes the baby
blue Eyes really melted a lot of women's hearts.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Away and was like, oh, but I digress. Panty dropper,
panty dropper. The blue Eyes is absolutely a panty dropper.
And if you don't believe me, these women will email
in and tell you we are the sore losers at
gmail dot com.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
But anyways, got an email in from a guy, Oh,
drop my drawers.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
No, no, no, we're not talking you, Tim, Tim. We're
not talking about strike that from the record, anyway. So
I get in the car and I drive twenty five
minutes to the local MUNI twenty five minutes and as
I'm pulling down the road on whole number eight, I

(06:31):
look and there's no one on Hold eight. Pull up
and I'm like, wow, Wow, there's no one on Hold nine. Great.
If there's no one on either one of those holes,
you know what that tells me There is no dang
way that thing is going to be open.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
I pass one of the holes by my crib, and
I can tell by that hole how busy the course is.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
And when I got I got excited because when I
got to eight, the tea box eight, and no one
was there. I was like, oh my gosh. The second
I was like, this is gonna be incredible. I'm gonna
get home, I'm gonna get to play. It's gonna be
wide open. And then I take a right to go
in the little entrance. The gate is closed chain and

(07:19):
it's chained up.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I don't get it. Thene of that crap makes sense.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Why online does it say open.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
I always call I'm old school, and then I drive
there and it's not open.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well, here's the problem. I'd already looked at other local
muni and it said closed. So I said, oh good,
they've updated it where they're doing their you know, daylight
saving times hours where they're closed one day a week,
and that one is closed, so this other one will
be open because they have to keep a few of
the local munis open during the week.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
For the ad aches. Ray Baser makes fun of me.
I call the golf course, I called the pizza place. Hell,
I'll call the ice cream place and ask them if
they've got wedding cake ice cream.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
I I agree with you. I am usually a caller
and I don't know what made me look at the
phone and just be like, oh, you know what, it's
open because the other one said closed. So obviously they
would update every website of every muni in the city
of Nashville. But boy was I wrong. So I wasted
twenty five minutes of my life driving to the golf

(08:21):
course having it be closed. And then now it's like,
what do you do? Hands up? Go ahead?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
What about when COVID hit and you guys would just
sneak on the course with that guy you used to
hang out with? Well, how can you not do that now? Right,
that's the greatest idea I've ever heard of. Five days late, No, no.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
No, the gate was barre like locked. Where was I
going to park my car?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh? I thought you didn't worry about parking.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I can't just park it in the road.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Well, if it's the one that I know about, is
it one where people hike too? No?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh, then I don't know where you could have hired exactly.
It was literally just a road, So there's nowhere to park.
So then I've wasted twenty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Might as well hit one off the first t because
you can get back to your car before you get
a ticket.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
I could I could you know? Play number two, it's
a par three. Hit it and get back in the
car and go. But I get back in the I
just turn around and I drive twenty five minutes to
my house. So I've wasted an hour.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
That's around you ever shot.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
No lost balls? And I'm so frustrated because then I
don't get to play golf that day. It's like I
wasted an hour, so there's no chance now I can
squeeze golf in. So I just go to the driving
range and it was great. The driving range was fun.
It was good to hit some balls. But the whole
time I kept thinking, stupid ass people that work in

(09:44):
the city. Why are they so lazy? Why can't they
do their freaking job? How hard is it to update
a website? I mean, come on, man, I wasted gas
money hit a ball man that one's way to the right.
I'm glad I wasn't on the course for that one.
Oh my gosh, it's so frustrating. So yeah, there's my
frustration with daylight savings time. And then another thing is
when you go to these munies. Now, if you don't

(10:05):
have a tea time before eleven am, guess what, Oh
we we carts are done at eleven. You gotta if
your tea time's not four eleven am, can't have a cart.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Cuzzo taught me how you just book it and then
they don't. There's no penalties really with golf. There is
with other stuff. But you just book it and then
cancel last second, so you always have the times.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Only problem is I don't know when I can play.
He said, you sed to just book seven days a
week pretty much. He'll book a Saturday prime time. He said,
they never and then he'll just call and cancel. He said,
they never care.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Dude. I go, Cuzzo, how are you golfing at ten
am on a Saturday? Oh? I always book it every Monday.
He's booked out all the summer.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Only problem with that is you can book one day
a week. If you call the same golf course and
book for seven days straight and five days in a row,
you cancel. Guess what they're gonna do. They're gonna stop
taking your phone calls. They're gonna say, oh, that number.
It's like you meet a chick down town and she
doesn't really want to give you the number, and you
start calling her and she's like, I'm not really going
to answer that, dude, Eh, that's what the golf course

(11:05):
would do to you. You'd get blown off. Well, you
get that, you get blacklisted.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
That's an old school I think now they just give
it their snaps because I was with Boomer and we
went up to Sonic and he goes, Hey, ask for
her snap. So I was like, hey, what's your snap?
Not for me, it's for my twelve year old nephew, Hey,
what's your snap. They don't even give phone numbers.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Now your twelve year old nephew cares about.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
It was four years ago. Oh ok, he's now sixteen seventeen.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Got it, that makes sense. But yeah, it was just
a very frustrating day getting out of work early, excited
to go play a round of golf. Thought it was
going to be magical, and really it was just a
dumpster fire sounds.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
I got a text.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
No, you didn't get a text because I knew you
didn't have your golf clubs and you would have to
driven all the way to the country. Oh you know what,
I could have gone to your course.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Mm hmm. We probably would had to book it. That thing.
There must be some retirees near it. It is pretty full.
The one day that it wasn't. I pull up there,
it's five cars there on a Saturday, perfect weather. Huh name,
what's wrong? How is it like that they're having a
wedding close? It was a tournament for some local high school.

(12:12):
I go up there to get a gift card. I'm like,
what's with no cars in parking lot? Does your golf
course suck all of a sudden? The lady's like, oh no,
there's a tournament here for the high schoolers. We shut
it down all day. I'm like, that's pretty nice.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah, stupid golf course. So yeah, Now I'm frustrated. And
then I go to the local muni, you know, and
I go up, What can I do for you, sir? Yeah?
I just want to get a big bucket of balls.
All right, twelve dollars here you go. I go out
and hit my balls. That was it, and I went home.
And then I realized something stupid I did. I never

(12:44):
put my golf shoes on. And it's a bad idea
to go to the driving range and your tennis shoes
because you're doing that twisting motion over and over and
over again. Now the bottom of my soul's are coming
off devils.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
I beg it. Yeah, okay, I sometimes don't even do
the golf shoes because it keeps me from overswinging.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Well, yeah, it's not a bad idea until you get
home and you realize that you're look. I mean, the
soul is coming off the bottom of my shoe now
because of the twist right there on the toe. I
need some super glue to glue it back down.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
I believe it was justin Thomas, Ricky, Fowler and Speith.
They went to years ago. You can look it up,
maybe before COVID. They all golf together. A lot of
them did it barefoot. That's the pros.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Well, they play nice courses that the grass. You don't
have to worry about sticks and rocks and sticker burrs
and all that. And yeah you walk on the muni
out oh glass, Oh no, ninth needle. Oh no, we're
not playing the same courses as them. We better start
the show man, let's start it. Yeah, frustrating. So I

(13:51):
haven't played golf, dude, Maybe I'll try today.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I do the back patio. It's great for the little
mid range shots. Does it translate to the driver maybe
mid range shots? Yes, I don't miss from one hundred
yards out.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I will say though at the driving range my six
and seven iron, I figured so I mean, wack, whack whack.
I was smoking those suckers.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
And guys realize this, and I've heard it from the pros.
We just don't swing our clubs enough. Bryson Deshambo, we'll
swing go through his entire rack three hundred shots before
a tournament. That tells you he's gonna play four days
of golf, and he still does that. We just don't
swing every golf club in our bag enough. We go

(14:35):
and think we're gonna just be naturally good, and we
don't have time. Truckers don't have time to go do that.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
The farmers do, though. You know why the farmers do
because they can just get out of the tractor and
hit it right there on their land. If you work
in the truck, you gotta find a spot to pull
over and hit. And normal people, like if we got
any lawyers, they't got time to hit it from the
high rise.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Truck drivers could go through a city and if they're ahead,
they go golf there.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Oh yeah, I betch that golf all over the world.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Man Kobe does.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Oh coolby Goff's in Iowa, then he golfs in Colorado,
then he golfs in New Mexico. I mean, dude, he
just carries his clubs in the back and his golf's
golf's golfs.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
It's the person.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
That's all he does.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
But you're gonna miss family, friends and king.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, I see, I see what you're saying. Yeah, we
better start the show man.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
All right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold, are you here? Yeah?
Save us a weekend boys?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
That what on?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
All right?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Man? We are the one too sore loser?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
What up?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
What up, y'all. I always hate when McAfee doesn't do
emphasis in his intro, So I'm giving it to you.
You want it, You're gonna get it. What up, y'all.
So it says that I'm from the North, I'm in
Alpha Male. I live on the North side of Nashville,
also from the North. Crazy with Baser my wife. We
have two point three three three three three three three
three three acres. We live in the country, no crops yet.
Thinking about Egyptian wheat grass because we need a divider.

(16:16):
There is a whole new duplex community that got put in.
If you come out, you'll never even recognize my neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
The only problem is people online said the wheat grass
is not good. They said it is very intrusive and
very hard to maintain. They said a different one.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
They said, I believe theirs was indigenous type of wheat grass.
The Egyptian wheat grass from my father is the one
that crop people do.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh, so that makes sense. Don't do whatever you do,
do not do bamboo. Bamboo is hard to get rid of,
and it is an invasive species.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Just telling you, well, that tells me that my neighbors
put in this invasive species and it's right next to
my house. Looks like somebody's calling the DNR. What's the
DNR to Department and of Natural Resources?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Oh, shut it down. What are you gonna say to
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Cut the crops. It's indigenous, it's not it's not good
for the soil. It's not good. All the runoff the lakes, creeks, valleys, greenways,
it's not good. It's invasive.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Man, Okay, So just call them up and say hey,
dn R uh, my neighbor play it planted an invasive species.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
I don't know if it necessarily be that department, but
you're gonna call Heck, you may call lake. What's the
one that gets the hunters that are bad? Dnr H.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
That is the fishing game in wildlife, that one.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
So it is dn R.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Okay, all right, we'll take a break, we'll right back.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
We call them on the potty. I like that.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I don't know how to call them either. I don't
know how to call out. But anyway, and and right,
and I'm gonna tell you something, man. I had a
I went to baby boxes Halloween party in a classroom.
Uh last week? Whoa you loud on school grounds? Yeah?
It was like two o'clock in the afternoon. Great. And
one of the kids in his class was on his

(18:12):
baseball team this past year when we were the San
Diego Padres, and I told you how some of the
kids just laid in the dirt and didn't listen at
all and had terrible attitudes slam Diego. Well, this kid
was one of those kids. It'd been a while since
I'd seen the parents standing there in the classroom, and
the mom goes, oh, you're gonna be coaching the baseball

(18:34):
in the spring. Small talk, and I'm like, yeah, you
know what, be getting back out there playing baseball. We're
excited about it. And she was like, oh my gosh,
we can't wait to be back on your team.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Okay, coach Night, I.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Said what she was, Oh, oh, you were just so
good with the kids. We had so much fun. Thought
you were the perfect coach. And I mean, I know,
I know he's gonna want to be on your team again.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Okay, Larus uh.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
And in my head, I'm going this kid laid in
the dirt and didn't listen to a thing. I said. Okay,
Dave Roberts, what am I going to How am I
going to survive another season with this kid on my team?
That kid was making me wanting to pull my hair out?
Are kids entering the portal that young? Well, I don't
even know if there's a portal. I think it's random

(19:23):
drawl when you sign up for Little league baseball.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Oh, your son got bought out by a couple of
popsygles to a team cross town. See y'all later.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah, man, Actually we traded him over to the you know,
we traded him over there to the Mets. You know
what I mean, he's gonna be over there, He's going
to New York. We're gonna stay in San Diego. And
so I started having a panic, like do I tell her? Look,
I don't think we're a good fit.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Was it a cougar or milf?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
I was a mom?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh, and do you enjoy her company?

Speaker 1 (19:54):
I immediately texted the other coach that I coached with
and said, Hey, this dude wants to be back on
our team. And he was like, are you serious? He
goes what little hair I had left. He made me
want to pull it out. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
If the parents ain't cool, then you're definitely out.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
It's not about the parents being cool, Oh, it's about
the kid driving you nuts. The kid was worse than
your kids, dude. He laid in the dirt and wouldn't
get up until it was his turn to hit.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Was he sliding?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
No, he was just laying there and sometimes the ball
would almost hit him. And I finally I quit telling him, Hey,
you better get out. The ball's gonna hit you, because
I was like, I hope it hits you, because then
you'll learn your lesson that you don't need to lay
there on the baseball field.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Did he ever get walked?

Speaker 1 (20:38):
No, it's coach pitch.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
You don't walk.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
This is just a practice. He would just lay there.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
It was the squatter.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
He was just taking up space. He wasn't trying to
catch the ball or anything.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Ray similar to some of those rioters on the interstate.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
And so he was very frustrating. So it was just
a very alarming situation.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Not to get political ray.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
About what nothing what you say about the interstate?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
I thought for Kings Day, didn't people lay across the Interstate?

Speaker 1 (21:06):
I I don't know. Oh, I guess I missed that
I made Listen. I don't try to click on a
lot of news stories that involve politics. Right.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
If it ain't t and A, I ain't clicking it.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
That's kind of true, dude.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
I'm on Twitter's right next to me. Every third picture
is a girl with something hanging out. I'm like, Abbey,
I'm sorry, I'm literally not even searching this out. It's
just on my feed.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Oh you know what I mean. Yeah, it's random stuff
that I'm like, I don't even understand what this is.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
And I don't even know if it's real. It's like
an Ai Alien naked.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
That stuff isn't real. Ninety of it?

Speaker 2 (21:44):
You kidding me?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Sort of like this trade. I mean in my other league, dude,
I got a trade offer Fantasy football, and we do
uh auction bidding for our draft. So this guy is
trying to get James Cook from me. My team is terrible.
I had Joe Burrows quarterback. I tried to double dip
with him and T Higgins, so I need less say
my season has been an absolute bust in this league.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Higgins had an amazing catch the other day against dub Bears,
and Higginson didn't even see the ball, I thought without
seeing it.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I do remember him saying that I do. I saw
the quote. But here's the problem. This guy's trying to
trade for James Cook jail me.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I'll take it's fair.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
James Cook was my keeper second rounder. No, he's a keeper.
You bid on him, so I spent twenty seven dollars
on him out of my two hundred dollars budget. So
I could keep him next year for thirty seven dollars,
or I could put him back into the draft pool,
or I could trade him to this guy.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Is there a website that organizes this draft thing for you.
How are you How do you know the price of
him next year?

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Because if you decide to keep him, it's whatever you
paid this year plus ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Okay. Is there somebody that runs this or a website?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Website? Okay, yeah, it's really easy.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
For a second, I was thinking you guys were like mathematicians.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
No, and so I'm like, okay, let's see what you're offering.
So he offered me Zach Sharp for James Cook. No, Ray,
we're actually pretty And I replied and I said, I'll
give you James Cook for Zach Charbonay and forty dollars
of next year's draft budget. I like that, Okay, Jets,

(23:15):
that's a reasonable offer.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
A first round or next year and then another second
rounder next year.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
And he replies and says, I'll give you Zach Charbonay
and five dollars of my draft budget.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
He sounds like the guys in our league don't know
how to do trade. Stop wasting everybody's time. This is Craigslist.
This is the new one. Offer up, make them good deals,
or people aren't gonna do it. When I'm doing offer up,
a guy's trying to nickel and dine me for a card.
I'm like, cool, take twenty dollars next year, I gotcha.
When you can see him in person, then you hit
him for another five. That's how you negotiate.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I'm just frustrated because it's like, if you want to
go for the championship, you have to be willing to
take a risk on your next year's team.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Like the Colts. They are taking a risk of this
year right because they're going all in with Sauce.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
They know they're going all in with Danny Dimes Sauce. Now,
Danny Dimes is their quarterback because they gave out their
If he.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Says, they can pay him next year. They pay mccatt,
they pay McAfee, they pay Danny Dimes, they pay Taylor Tits,
they pay them all next year.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I understand what I'm saying is they're saying that's their
quarterback because they gave up two first round picks, so
they ain't getting a quarterback in the first round. So
they're saying, Daniel Jones, you're gonna be here for a while.
But anyway, so I replied back, and I said, forty
dollars in Charbonney, and he replies, ten dollars of my
draft budget.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
That's not how you negotiate.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
And I'm like, I'm so annoyed. So I texted chess
Day and I was like, dude, can you like tell
him how trades work. Maybe he doesn't understand.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Maybe goes ches Day. You gotta pay him bitcoin, bro.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
And he's like, maybe he's just slow playing it. I'm like,
I don't think he is. Then that guy sends a
text to the group chat the group text and says, yo, LB,
check your trades man. How come you we haven't accepted yet.
And I don't want to call him out in front
of the whole group, but ten dollars is nothing that
gives me no advantage. And next year's draft for James Cook,

(25:13):
I would rather hold on to him and still suck
and you not get him. If you want to go
for the championship, give me that forty dollars a year
budget of your two hundred dollars next year and you
got a deal. You can go chase the championship. If not,
my name's Beenett. I'm not going to be in it.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
You see, I'm all about people that want to make
good deals the whole. First place. The reason we got
our land is because the guy gave us a rock
bottom price. But guess what. He said, I want cash
and we said, don't have it. But our father in
law hit you with it, and then we'll pay our
father in law back. Do what what? So you have
a no. It ended up being rounding into the house.

(25:48):
It was all part of the mortgage.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Oh you have a mortgage. Do you pay your father
in law the mortgage bank bank? But the land is
with the house and it's all out of the mortgage.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Okay, But the guy said, I'll only do the deal
if you have cash, which is a negotiation. But yeah,
we don't have cash, we said, but our father in
law does.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
That's how you negotiate.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
That is how you negotiate. And so it's just a
little frustrated. But like like in the sore Losers League,
I got a great offer from Get off my TDS.
Who needs to stop winning? Team is unstoppable in my division?

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Is that the best winner is his muscle nuts.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
No, muscle nuts keeps winning too. But mcalf hurts they lost.
They did, they lost, but in my division, get off
my TDS is unstoppable. I was in first place for
one week when they finally suffered one loss and then
I lose and they're back in first place. But I
lost my star Tucker Kraft to a torn acl. He
was doing well for Oh my god, he was amazing, amazing.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
I know the packers loved him. I didn't know fantasy
wise if he was still.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Oh, he was still. He was just dominating.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Sometimes it doesn't translate like you got a good guy
on your team doing awesome stuff with blocking that doesn't
count in Fantasy.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
No, you don't get you don't get a point per block,
So get off, hit up justin on and say hey
Tyler Warren and great block.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Sadly no points for that. He really does. He does
some great blocks. He is.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
I do like the way he gets in there and
mixing him and Kittle and Kittle rest in peace. Kittle
loves to block, like I like to watch him block
because he is not scared, or there's other ones are
like I'm not sure I'm gonna block you. I don't
really want to get hit that that's kinda.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Think about it. Let's use our memory. Who's the guy
they got called for tripping but he kind of actually
fell and then it was a huge thing all over
Twitter and.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh he yelled at him. The coach yelled at him.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
It'd be a no name guy. Actually, no, who was
that running back?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Running back? What team was he?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Bill's Chiefs, Bingles somewhere?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
It was a disaster there, team's a disaster Jets, Brice
Hall's Jets. Maybe not Jets.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
See the problem is I never saw it was a
big game, and I woke up to it the next day.
It might have been Bills and Chiefs, No and one
of it.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
It wasn't them.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
It was probably a no name guy now that I'm
thinking about it. But my point beals, some guys really
do take a dive so they don't have to do
the block.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yes, but anyway, get off your TDS or my TDS
sent me Harold fannin.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Junior for to Shara, no idea who Fannon is?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Tight end?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Is that a bad trade? Cleveland Brown's bad trade?

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Well no, no, no, they're both about even. But I was like, man,
I love to share a and sadly I had to
deny the trade because I was able to get Loveland
off waivers and hopefully he's going to be able to
repeat and start growing into what he is supposed to be.
When we drafted him higher than Tyler Warren last weekend.

(28:45):
He was amazing, So hopefully he has now burst out
of his shell and he's ready to perform.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, he's lucky he made that big catch across the metal.
Otherwise abits or like, oh, we screwed up and should
have got Warren the our fantasy league guys, the point
of this whole segment be better at negotiating. We have
this guy in our league. Is it Arnold, the real
one or the fake one? I don't know what they
make their names Arnold, so I don't know who the
heck it is, if it's really the school teacher Arnold
or whatever. But we made a deal with him, not

(29:11):
in writing or in blood.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
So you shook hands like Micah and Jerry, and then
you didn't.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
It was similar to that where we said, yeah, you
give us Judkins and we're gonna give you who we say.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
We're gonna get it Judkins, the guy you dropped.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, okay, well we needed him and then we're gonna
give him to share. Is it it's gotta be to Shara? Yeah,
And so I guess that was the deal. And then
now he's backing out on it. But it was a.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Jerry Jerry Micah deal.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah uh.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
And by the way, it was the Miami running back
Coach with Ollie Gordon. And I had to google it,
even though we don't google on this show. I had
to google because he was driving me nuts.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
That would have taken a minute to think that.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
It would have taken me forever. I was good for
your brain, but yeah it is. It is really good
for your brain. But I could not think of it
and I had to google it. I'm sorry, I don't
know we started what did we talk about here?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Did we talk about it with golf? We moved around
to your trade playing golf and then trading the golf.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, I don't know. We'll take a break. We'll be
right back, dude. What do you got going this weekend?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Trying to think? Definitely not drinking. We're slowing it down
a little bit, way too deep with justin. We started
it was our anniversary brunch, is how we treated it.
Mom gave us two hundred dollars for it. So we
blew it in about two hours. We did State Side. Yeah,
that rager, and then it continued throughout the night. We
woke up to a trashed house. It went way too long.

(30:30):
We watched every sporting event known to man, Game seven
of the World Series, Game seven of the Balls in Oklahoma,
the Blackout, we watched every NFL game. I mean it
was too much drinking. And I told you that Monday ago.
I drank three days straight. Don't talk about it. So
we're cleaning the house. We got people coming, families coming
into town for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Oh really, who's coming?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
We're hosting. It's gonna be Boom or Muffy, the Henny
the Baby.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
You guys want to do a pod together? We could,
if you should do a family pod, if.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Any of them are down for it, and I can
sneak them into the building and into the parking. Sure,
But we hadn't gotten ready like we're hosting. So we
just need to get our house at like house gotta
get ready for hosting. God got framed. I haven't. Even
the main cave is still it's an underground bunker. It's
not even really like a something impressive that you want

(31:22):
to show people yet.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
But the great thing is it's not even below ground, right,
That's what I'm saying. It's just but I like the
way you called it a below ground bunker.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Cuh It's just I haven't in a year's time. I
haven't made a lot of inroads on the main cave.
Been overworked at work. But so there's that. There's stuff
around the house, I'm sure, but the surprise birthday, but
other than that nothing, So it's it's I'm sure if
you have birthday parties and stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Well, no, I mean I have a I am actually
going to play Saturday golf, uh with I got a text.
It was yesterday and it was from Kevin, who works
here in the building, and he said, Hey, I know
you probably won't be able to do it, but we
need a fourth for Saturday at eight forty am. Brother

(32:11):
brothers out of Do you know what brother's doing this weekend? No,
he is going to North Carolina and he's gonna go
to the UNC football game. He's supposed to meet Bill Belichick.
Then on Sunday he's going to No Friday, Today he's

(32:33):
going to the Kansas North Carolina basketball game.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
How did the meeting of the coach didn't happen?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Then football, he's supposed to go to the I guess
you UNC plays this weekend at UNC because he said
he was going to meet Bill Belichick.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
You and CE plays themselves at UNC. Got it?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
I don't know who they play.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Then how does he get to meet Bill Belichick?

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I don't know. It's brother, not the President of the
United States, supposedly. Then he's going to the Carolina Panthers
versus the New Orleans Saints.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
What it's a terrible game.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
And then who is Monday Night Football? Did he say
he was going to Monday Night Football?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Roncos Raiders? No, he's going in Berlin.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
No, he's going to see the Colts and Falcons in Germany. No.
I don't think that was it. So he's going to
a sports week and he's sitting courtside for the North
Carolina Kansas game.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Who's he going with his buddy? Is it his butt buddy?

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
I mean, who would hook up that much stuff?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I don't know, But brother said, the only thing, the
only caveat is what he has to be the and
tell me if you would be okay with this.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
The entire weekend. He has to be that sure, Like, what,
that's a lot of money. No, he's not paying for it,
I understand. And how these deals work. I'm a negotiator.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Oh, I forgot you know how to negotiate? You're good
at it. Let me see Ray title.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
His pod negotiation. I don't know, Rich Dad, Poor Dad.
Great book, The Art of the Deal Negotiating.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Let's see he's going. Is he going to Monday night football?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
So who's the third and the fourth on Kevin's golf outing?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I don't know. So, No, he's going to the game
and he's gonna sit. Is he going to field uph No,
but court side he has to wear a North Carolina shirt.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Sells his soul to the devil. And all I heard
is he's missing work on Monday, so awesome.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
No, No, I think he's back to work Monday.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Oh, he's going to bet to Vanderbilt court side and
he's sitting next to Pavia.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
But he is gonna meet Bill Belichick.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
I mean, what else is he gonn Tell me he's
gonna pick the next coach of the freaking Miami Dolphins.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah, or the New Orleans has a head coach? And
what NFL coach has been fired?

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Everybody?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
The Titans. He's gonna pick the coach? Should have thought
of that, But anyway.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Wasn't have been a fan for me.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
No, I don't know who I'm golfing with Kevin and
then he's I was like, yeah, I'm in, dude, I'll
be there. That sounds good. I haven't played weekend golf.
I mean, we have no sporting events on Saturday. Soccer
is over, Thank the Lord. Can't ever go back to
that league in my life. I don't even want to
hear the league's name in my presence.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Did the Nashville team win?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
We beat MESSI wait? Do we play again Saturday? Okay
in Miami though, anyway? And I'm like, I'm in blah
blah blah. And then he texted me like forty five
minutes thirty, he goes, oh, by the way, we're just
playing nine got him. I'm like, what you've roped me
in to coming on a Saturday morning. I've never said, hey,

(35:45):
let me go play golf on a Saturday when we
got the three kids. And this is the time I'm
doing it to play nine damn.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Holes and he's got two kids. There ain't no way,
y'all fools are carving out seven hours on a Saturday.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
I am so that I volunteerly said yes to a
golf foursome on a Saturday when it's gonna be nine
damn holes.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Folks, truck drivers. That's why you golf by yourself. You know,
got to pease people, and you see it's kind of boring. Yeah,
you got to kind of talk to yourself at times,
but you don't deal with personalities and people re restructuring
the entire deal after the deal has already been made. Guys,
golf by yourself. It is lonely, but you know my point.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah, and then Saturday we may be going to Nissan Stadium. Man,
Titan's got a Saturday game. No Titans are gonna buy.
So they got some like.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
I wouldn't know the different stadium, be same Mount full.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Hey, they'll score as many points as they did on
their regular games. What Cam Moret didn't throw a touchdown
pass this weekend? Oh he didn't either last weekend.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Oh they were on by.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Couldn't have told you no different.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Hey, look, kids, I fumbled on the one yard line.
I'm Cam.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Oh man, I dropped the ball backwards. If I went
to go throw it, it just fell out of my hands.
My name's Cam.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Hey. How do you keep the Titans out of the
end zone?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I messed up the joke? Okay, how do you keep
the Titans out of an area.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
How do you keep the Titans out of an area?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Put a pylon by it?

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Well done, well done? So anyway, So buzzley, there's some
like fair going on at Nisson Stadium on Saturday, the
new stadium, I know, right next to it. I don't
know exactly what's going on, but it's like something for
all the schools. Nisson Stadium hosts the CMA Fest. No,
that's not what I'm looking for. Stadium fair metro schools.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Oh, and got some information, guys, just some housekeeping. Remember
I wanted to do walling tickets. Never got the email.
Rick Rod hits me up. I guess his chick wife. Now,
pardon they got tickets. They didn't buy them, but they
got the offer. It's like four hundred a piece to
get walling tickets in Chicagoge, I'll pass.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Who's Rick Rod?

Speaker 2 (38:08):
We came to a convention in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Day one.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
It's been him. No, not no, Rick Rod's different but awesome.
Him and his chick were great together.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Oh from San Antonio.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
They've taken him about four conventions off. Maybe they're gonna
make a.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Ca They're not coming back. They got a kid, now
do they?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
I got a marriage. I think I think.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
See the one came to Vegas. We went on the
high roller wheel and he almost bought a freaking Raiders
Bomberjack bomber jacket in the store, even though he's not
a Raiders fan.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
No, he's a huge Raiders fan. He wears the Raiders jersey.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
And I ain't the one I'm talking about. I'm trying
to think who you're to, Ricky.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
You wouldn't know if I showed you a picture.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah maybe, Okay, yeah, okay. Saturday, November eight, The fair
starts at eleven am with games, giveaways in school information,
fall by Metro, Marching Classic parade attendings, can parking Lot
R H and E with handicapped parking available on lot.
It's a school parade, unfair, that's all it is. I
don't know. Starts at eleven am and ends at one pm.
I don't think we're going Besides that, I got nothing, man,

(39:16):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
I'm like, you just got a sour taste in your mouth, guys,
And you guys probably know this obviously. He's a truck drivers,
you guys when you're traveling through Wichita, random stray. I
don't know why, but you know it's like last weekend.
We end up going to the brunch spot. It was
the DJ was just too loud. Yeah, I'm old, I
don't care, and so the conversation wasn't great. Okay, so

(39:37):
that wasn't enjoyable. The booze was. Then we go to
randomly before we go to other bars, we go to
BJ's place. BJ's great and everything, and he's awesome. He's
such an inventor and entrepreneur all that. We learned about
his candle business for two hours, and the kid didn't
take a lick of advice from me when I explained
to him, I'm a creative, but nobody gives a crap.

(39:57):
So that was just like two hours wasted. Then we
go to a bar and I'm so drunk I didn't
even really remember Red Door. And then I think, well,
there's a new place next to it called Nacho Daddy.
Did we go there? No, we still haven't gone to
Nacho Daddy, the place I want to go to. And
then oh, we went to Jelly Rolls. Oh did you
watch the Ohio State game? Yeah, but it was on
like a miniature TV. Me and Justin couldn't tell if

(40:18):
it was Carnel Tait or Jeremiah Smith catching balls other.
So it's like, once you have a weekend like that,
you're like, I just want to sit on my couch.
I want to have a couple drinks. I want to
remember the whole game. I don't want to hear loud music.
I want to hear the country. I want my cat
laying on my lap. That's what I want. So sometimes

(40:38):
you need that sour taste to do a one to
eighty and I'll hang up and listen. Come on, where's
my damn phone there?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
It is all right, man, Before we go, I'm gonna
give you a couple of money makers. Listen. Texas Tech
plays at home this weekend against BYU. BYU's undefeated. But
let me tell you what BYU does. They suck.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Oh, and Bazer got sick. I'll continue.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
She got sick.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yeah, she said she got grossed out, and I'm like,
I don't no more details.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
She got sick, she got grossed out, Okay.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
It was one of those that happened in the middle
of the night and you're kind of groggy, and I'm like, well,
if she did get was bad. I wasn't even like
there to help her because I was just passed out.
Enough of me, Man, more about you.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, so, I mean listen, BYU's traveling to Lubbock. Supposedly
you're not allowed to throw tortillas anymore. I don't understand why,
Like that's what they've been doing for years, and all
of a sudden we're concerned, Oh, don't throw tortillas. But
the Red Raiders, they are gonna be loud, They're gonna
be angry, they are gonna be raucous, and they are
going to bulldoze BYU in that freshman quarterback minus ten

(41:42):
and a half. They it should be twenty and a half.
BYU is gonna get housed in that raucous environment. I
went to that stadium one time and I watched Dez
Bryant and Brandon Whedon throw the ball all over Texas Tech.
And I looked at my cousin and I said, man,
Oklahoma State could win the national title. They lost the
next week, but Texas Tech is that freaking good. They're

(42:06):
gonna stomp BYU minus seven ten and a half take
it to the bank.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Let me interject real quick. There were two cute picks
before the year, and I just like to make note
of them. People on McAfee's show, and then some of
the talking heads on Sports Center. They all agreed. You
could kind of hear it. The two teams surprising that
you could have made a ton of money on this
year were Illinois and Texas Tech. They were dead wrong
about Illinois. Illinois sucked so bad, but they were are.

(42:32):
They got housed by Indiana and I'm pretty sure they
lost another one to make the playoffs. Oh, so you
could have made some cash flow if they would have
made the playoffs. Texas Tech, they are, they were spot
on with that. Mine goodness, they're going to the playoffs. Oh,
they're going to the playoffs. They're going to the national championship.
You ran morton, Yes, sir, they are going to the

(42:53):
champion on ship be red.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
That'll make chess Day happy as a Texas Tech alone.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
And they did that college football playoff rankings, it looks
like a clear path for Indiana to go all the
way to the championship. They play like BYU and then
some other terrible school at Notre Dame and then they're
in and then Ohio State has to go through Georgia, Oregon,
not like justin.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
I got is Ohio State any good.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Hell, I've watched them in every damn game this year.
I hate watching Ohio State. You know who? I watched
every game last year, Ohio State, and they won the
damn thing. They got Carnel Tate and Jeremiah Smith in
some running back called Bo Jackson and Jeremiah Smith. Julian
saying is going for heisman. Jeremiah Smith is going for heisman.

(43:38):
They are a damn good team. Boy, they are damn good.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Now, I got a question, are they any good? Well?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
The Big ten teams tend to not play anybody all year,
and the SEC beats up on each other.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
And so it makes it look like the SEC is
really good.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Though. In my opinion, eyeball test, Georgia and Ohio State
are the two best teams in college football.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
And did you say, did you say Georgia?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah, Georgia came back against a Georgia, the team that
struggles against the balls, struggled against Florida.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Struggled against did they play whole miss? Oh miss? I
mean this team that's the one that's in present you
my god. But you know how they said your eyesight
is gonna be the most important thing in a hundred years.
Ray you need to get your damn eyes check. Tell
me Indiana looks amazing.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
How bad did they get beat in the playoffs last year?
They got beat like a red added stop child?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Is this last year or is this this year?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Let me check twenty twenty five? Mother, Kurt, you're gonna
go with Indiana. Not only are they not a blue blood?
Oh god, if they're not a blue bud, then they
can't be good. They are an AI character without a skeleton.
You you're reading the internet. You're in the fugazi. No,

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you're gonna pick an AI team. I'm gonna go with
a team that'll punch you in the nuts. Ohio State and.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Georgia Ohio State. Huh. I've watched them every game this
year and they're really good.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Huh Texas nut to nut first game of the year.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah, and look how good Texas is. Man, they're getting better.
They struggle every week. And what in Ohio State win
that game fourteen to seven? Whoa man? Let me tell
you screams amazing.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
So you're Indiana. You're gonna hang your hat, your cowboy
hat on Indiana.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah, let me tell you about Indiana.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Guys, mark the tape. Remember this moment. Can I Nando Mendoza.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Can I tell you something about Indiana.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Here's Tim Bloomington.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Here, here's something about Indiana. Yeah, that's another thing. Bob
Knight was a coach there. Uh, Jared Jefferies led them
to the final four, almost to a national championship when
he and then he went pro. I mean, don't tell
me Calbert Cheney went to Indiana. Come on, now, this
is gonna air. People are gonna be watching the Indiana

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Penn State game and they're gonna be down seven at halftime.
You're gonna be sounding so dumb. Indiana. Here's the thing
about them. They not only beat people, they beat the
tar out of them. They leave no doubt. There is
no close game. It's like, oh, we're squeaking by. Georgia
squeaks by every week. Indiana says, you.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Know what, run it up, boys, run it.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Up, get out of here. Indiana right now is the
best team in the country.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Signetti, disciple, Signetti is amazing. They guys, check the tape.
What did Indiana get beat by in the playoffs? We
don't google. Did they get beat by forty last year? Indiana? Hey,
what do you go to Indiana for? Malls, no women,

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no basket ket ball? Yeah, football, hell.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
No, times are a change in ray Signetty's got that
ship sailing. They're out there in the lead.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Man.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Ohio State, God, who have they? I mean, they look
like garbage. They struggled with Penn State.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
They worldly up three at halftime, and Justin was Justin
was a jelly rolls and didn't drink for about twenty
minutes straight. He was so puckered.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
I mean, come on, man, Justin.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
With the TVs. I don't know if it was the
TV's or his eyes. He goes, who was that?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Was that?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Carnell Tate, Bo Jackson or Julian saying I said, I
don't know, but you guys scored. And then his saying was,
I guess Ohio State doesn't allow touchdowns in the red zone.
And after he said it, Penn State scored two touchdounds
within ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
I don't know, hey, justin, Ohio State doesn't allow touchdowns
in the red zone for ten minutes?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, every ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Now, Oh man, I'm just saying, I haven't been like Georgia.
They may be good, but they don't look good. They
barely win every game. But that impresses me when they
come back.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
The first place, Well, they just got behind because I well,
the games that I actually watch, I didn't drink that day.
I was working in the field and really felt that
Old Miss game. I come in and watch it. They
were getting housed by Old Miss the whole game and
significantly behind two scorers with like six minutes left in
the third quarter, and they just marched and beat the

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p out of them for the rest of the game.
And that's a good Old Miss team. And I saw
him do the same thing against the Falls. Did they play.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
The the balls?

Speaker 2 (48:30):
They all sucked the balls we went to When I
saw Johnny Manziel, we get to the bar and Georgia said,
come here, show pull your pants down. And that's when
Georgia just crushed the Valls nut for nut pulling their
pants down. They were bigger.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
I got a question, are the Volves any good? No
gotta suck man.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Under further review, they're not any good.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
They suck. They suck like I did not even understand it.
I get it. In the years past, SEC has been amazing,
but all there is. Here's the thing about college football
this year, there's really not very many good teams. I
don't know who's good. There's a lot of alright teams,
but there's no like, oh my god, they're amazing, unless
you're Indiana.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
I will say, thank god, I'm not gambling because when
Indiana went to Oregon and it was I believe a
three point line, I would have bet my life that
Oregon was gonna win by all they had to win
by was three. I would have bet a two score game.
That shocked me. That Indiana won in Eugene. Never in
a million years. I saw Harry, but I didn't watch
the game, so I don't know how they really did it.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
But then, also, is Oregon any good?

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Dante more kid? I mean they're in the playoffs, right,
I believe, yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
But are they good? Who would they beat?

Speaker 2 (49:43):
They've played people?

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Let me on Google. Well, I got a google their schedule.
I don't know it. We'll take a break and I'm
gonna look up Oregon schedule and we'll be right back.
I was ready to end this pod, and now we're
going crazy.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Oregon. They I know George is lost to Alabama.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Okay, here we go. Or the mighty Oregon Ducks. They
had to have won every game except for Indiana, Oregon.
They beat Montana State, WHOA. They beat Oklahoma State, WHOA?
They beat Northwestern WHOA? They beat Oregon State, WHOA? They

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won by six against Penn State. They lost to Indiana
by ten. They beat Rutgers WHOA? And they beat Wisconsin.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
How are they in the playoffs?

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Whoever they played, They've played nobody. They're not any good.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
And then also in the playoffs and they.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Gotta go to Iowa this weekend. Oh my god, Iowa's gonna.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Beat them BYU and Notre Dame BYU. They just get
into the playoffs because they're an independent.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
They're in the Big twelve. Who BYU? Notre Dame's an independent.
Notre Dame is in any good.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
And no Big twelve has nobody in it.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
So that's how Texas Tech man b yu is gonna
get smacked around this weekend. They're gonna get smacked around.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Do you watch them play at all? Yeah, because that's
where the Big twelve. I really haven't watched them.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
I've watched Texas Tech like three times. They're good. That
quarterback is, their defensive line is good. They I mean,
I just think they're good. Their offensive line set, I mean,
I don't know. I mean, they seem to push people around,
and maybe it's because the Big Twelve is not as good,
but they seem to manhandle teams. They's a muller.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
The good thing is with this college football playoff is
it's gonna be a great playoff because the games are
gonna be close because there's really no standout team.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
I mean, yeah, I don't know how they're gonna get
these teams in, like I do, I don't know how
they do their process. Their process is stupid.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
They get like one from every conference, go another one.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
It's like that, and then they give eight from the
Big twelve or eight from the SEC and five from
the Big Ten and then one from a rather conference.
Is like, guys, can we get the bias out of
the room?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
And then the two we should have gone and seen
and Memphis, Memphis is in. Yeah they well we had
a chance to watch them. They're in.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
What about South Florida?

Speaker 2 (52:14):
The Memphis ahead of them unless they lost when this
airs South Florida. That quarterback's real good fun to watch. Yeah,
he's really fun to watch because they housed first game
of the year. They shocked everybody, beating like Boise State
or something. No.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Yeah, they beat Bois State, then they beat Florida.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Yeah, then they.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
They lost to Miami. That's who they lost. Yeah. Yeah, man,
I don't know. I just college football. I don't know.
I don't know who's good in Texas. You think they're
good and then they barely. I mean, because let's be
let's just be honest.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Vandy, I've watched him.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
They're not very good. Their offense is not very good.
They can't really throw the ball.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
They got a day. The problem they had is they
didn't score against Alabama in the second half. That was
the problem. They were tied at half.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Right. I like paby is fun like I like his story,
and I like his like he he's he's I like
his u his swagger.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Here's the thing about Pavia. They got Auburn, they got
a Valls team in Kentucky. If they win and sweep,
they're probably not making the playoffs. But he's winning Heisman.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
He's not winning Heisman. He can't throw the ball.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
He runs the ball well last weekend, I say he
doesn't and he got three hundred and thirty yards four touchdowns,
ran for one hundred. We're also crap yardage games because
I thought the score was thirty four to three.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
It was like thirty four to three. Then they started
getting a Texas started getting a hose on calls, a
pass interference call that wasn't called. The guy reaches the
ball out for the end zone on the two point conversion,
he doesn't get within a foot of the damn white line,
and they called it good and they're like, oh, it's
because the pylon cam. You guys think you're seeing it,
but it's a little farther in. So what well, what's
the point of having the pylon cam if you're looking

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and it doesn't really Like so stupid, Like.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
The yellow line is an official guys.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Right, Like what what are we doing? It was like
so crazy. It was just ridiculous. And I love my
like Diego Pavia, but I just don't think Vandy's really
that good.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
But Texas. What the first play of the game goes
that set the tone.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Texas here they Wingo's Texas defense. They're supposed to be
unbelievable and they give up all these points to everybody.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah, well, I still only got fourteen. I feel like
everybody's finally just figuring stuff out. Like Arch you should
have never put the heisman on him. Now he can
finally settle down. He looked great against Vandy.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
He did look good, and there was one play he
almost threw it right to the Vandy defensive back, but
it was on a little out.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
But he did look good. And I'm gonna steal this
from my uber driver. Everybody keeps talking about Arch. It
ain't Peyton's kid. Ain't even Eli's kid. Freaking Cooper's kid.
To a my uber driver, I was stealing that, man.
What do we expect? It's Cooper's kid.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Oh man. And I'm gonna give me a cople more
money makers. Hey, the Buffalo Bills. The Miami Dolphins have quit.
They trading people. They sucked, but the Bills are coming
off a big win. I'm not gonna bet that one
now I think about it. But I don't understand this one.
The Carolina Panthers are at home playing the Saints. I
know the Saints suck, but since when are we trusting

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the Carolina Panthers to be amazing?

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Do you need real facts? Their offensive line was rated
number one this last week in that game that they
shocked the world against the Packers.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
I mean, are they really gonna cover five. Are you
saying they're five and a half points better than another
NFL team.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Whose quarterbacking is that Rattler kid? Or is it no
Slaw Slaw? Yeah, oh my gosh, you're gonna go with Sloth.
I don't know which one.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
You're betting, but just say it now. You're it's probably
a bad bet. Give me the Vikings plus four and
a half against the Ravens. Give me the Vikings plus
four and a half against the Ravens.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Have we checked the Lamar's back.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
He's back, he played last game. He's back. I don't
really understand that line. The Vikings just beat the Lions.
JJ McCarthy look good. That's gonna be a hell of
a game. That's a field goal game. I mean. The
game of the weekend though, is the Brown's going to
play the Jets. I can't wait to watch that.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Jillan Gabriel versus Russell Wilson, Justin Fields.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Or Tyrod Taylor. They haven't said, but really, take the
Bills minus nine and a half. You'll take me later.
You can take that to the bank. And the Steelers
they're going, they are going all the way out to
play the Los Angeles Chargers and let me tell you,
the Chargers left lost their left tackle, Joe Alt. They're
not gonna be able to block TJ. Watt and company
the left line. It is going to be Herbert running

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for his life. Give me God, I'm not taking the
Give me the Steelers plus three take it to the bank.
Aaron Rodgers in the Ghost of Himself. It's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
But buddy text me, I don't even know where he
could get this line. But you said the Miami Dolphins.
Is it minus? And they get ten against the Bills
nine and a half year and he goes, hey, man,
I got a site. I can push it to thirty.
I can go minus thirty Bills and get amazing odds.
You think I should do it? I'm like, good, I
don't even know if there's enough time in the game

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for a team to win by five touchdown.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Stop, dude, you're gonna be rooting for five touchdown lead
like one.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
I mean, you're gonna really need the Dolphins and not
score a single point.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Dude. I was like, I think there's a better flyer
out there.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Let me see. Let me see what's the highest I
can get it up to if I can get.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Said minus thirty. I'm like, I don't even know if
sights let you do that?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
That's really funny.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
I'm gonna go with no, that's probably not a good bet.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Probably not a good bet. I'm just going out on
a limb man, not really seeing many minus thirties. I
mean it has to be plus like one thousand.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
The biggest line of the weekend, You're ready for it? Yep,
the Ole Miss Layne Kiffin team against the Citadel minus
fifty five. They're projected to win by nine touchdowns time
seven fifty six points.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Well, you want to eat? Did you watch any college
basketball this week?

Speaker 2 (58:14):
I saw Texas State beat some A and m UTSA
by seventy five. I thought it was ai though. No,
that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I was looking at the scores, okay, and let me
let's go over them. Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
I guess everybody started slow.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Well, yeah, they play a bunch of random teams.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
And I know Boomer was mad because he goes hunt
Alray Colgate. Michigan State only beat him by ten, and
then we looked it up and they were supposed to
beat win by twenty.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Middle Tennessee State beat Milligan one hundred to fifty one.
Presbyterian beat Bluefield University. I don't even know what this
stuff is. App State beat Carolina University. UTSA beat College

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of Biblical Studies ninety seven to thirty.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Sixty seven points.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Did you hear who they played?

Speaker 2 (59:10):
College of Biblical Studies in Charleston.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
I don't know where it's from. I've never heard of it.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
We stay next to College at Charleston, but it's definitely
different school.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Norfolk State beat Regent Elon beat Belmont Abbey. I mean,
I don't know what these where you find these teams?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
It might be the new nil. You just line up
absolute cake games.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Mercer beat Lagrange, Georgia beat Maryland Eastern State. Oh, and
you know what it is now, there's more teams than
ever getting in March madness.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Hell. Just line up some cupcakes and then have a
couple conference games and you're in. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Texas State beat Texas A and M San Antonio.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I don't know what the teen to fifty years on.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
It was one, fourteen to fifty five.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
See, I thought it was ai. I didn't even think
that was a real score.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Montana beat Ottawa Arizona seventy three to thirty nine. What
South Carolina Upstate beat Fresno State?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Are we ready for college basketball? I mean I think
we're still kind of in hardcore in college football in NFL.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
It's a little rough. Montana State beat North West Indian
And did.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
I miss it? Did they not do the tournament in Maui?
And did they not?

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Do they do that in a minute, They'll do it
a week.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Well then what about the twenty four hours of straight
basketball that I think they did? That they did? Yeah,
justin will stay up all night and bet throughout the night.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
That's ridiculous. Utah Tech beat Bissetia beth Setia University. I mean,
I just where do you find Pacific beat Life Pacific?
If that makes you feel better, those are the games.
Have a good weekend, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Bishop Sycamore.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
That's what I was gonna. Oh my god, gosh, I
need to watch that documentary.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I have a thought of that. No, Google, that's using
Neil Dom.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Great job, man, great job.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
That actually feels good not googling crap. It really forcing
yourself to it really does. It's like a challenge and
it's great. It's really great.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Oh dude, did you see the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Player, what's the call? Did you see Spolstra?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Oh? Yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Spolstra loses by ten to the Mavericks, flies home flight
lands at four thirty, flight lands at five to eleven.
His house caught on fire at four thirty six and
burnt to the ground. Dang, he had a great house. Yeah,
nice one, and it looked like it he I mean,
he's not trying to run into it, so thankfully. I
don't think any people were in there, right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
But but all his playbooks from the Big Three, Yeah,
probably all his memorabilia. That's terrible. But no, the Cowboys
guy right cause of death suicide really Yeah, scored a
touchdown on Sunday night. Man Monday night whenever they played

(01:02:06):
Monday night, he blocked the punt, scored a touchdown. Yep.
A man was found to cease from a parent self
inflicted gunshot wound following an outside agency vehicle pursuit that
led to multi agency search and FRISCO.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
What night was that? Was it? After it just happened
last night? Yeah, Thursday night, Monday night, he scored a
touchdown and to Tuesday to Wednesday to Thursday three days later. Yeah, dang,
looked like a good kid, played for Alabama.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Yeah, so they pursued him. Then they found the car crashed,
and he then exited the vehicle and fled the scene
on foot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
So I didn't even see any of those details. They
ain't google, so I just saw that headline.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
And during the search they said he had they learned
that he had expressed suicidal ideations whatever that means. Man,
All right, man, well that was a good way to
end up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Yeah, rest in peace, pour one out for the big guy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Yeah, take the Cowboys to cover this weekend. They don't
play