November 18, 2024 • 48 mins
In this episode we discuss the greatest con job in the history of The United States of America and we all fell for it. Three days later we are still trying to figure out how all of America bet money on Mike Tyson. How does Netflix have the biggest event in history and have so many problems? Don't forget to get tickets to Coaches Convention 4!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
No fuck fu. Somebody had it on volume one hundred. Dude,
what was that. I didn't even get to start the timer. Man,
I was teaching Abby. I had the volume all the
way up on my headphones. Oh man, I'm never gonna
be able to hear right. Oh man, Man, dude, here
(00:24):
which mic you talk? I'm right here, man, I'm on
the same mic. Yeah, I don't care if it's the
same mike. I'm gonna ask you that same question for
the rest of this show's hist Oh man, this might
be our last one. Don't give a dayn You never know, man,
you never know. What is that fear mongering? No, that's
what they were doing in there, That's what Scuba was saying.
(00:46):
I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. Okay,
this stupid ass computer. I'm shirtless, yeah, your shirtlessy. Hey,
before we start the show, I need a temperature check
in because guys, that is a smoke alarm detector. This
is our official temperature check in.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I gotta be honest with you, and I'm gonna be honest.
It's not that hot in here today.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We are at seventy five degrees eighty two degrees. Oh,
it does go up, though, I'll keep it going. It'll
probably go up because we did have the door popped
open for a little bit, so the cool air was
in here. Because I have my short sleeve shirt shirt
on it says we are Utsa. We took down the
mean green of North Texas on Friday night. Don't say
(01:35):
UTSA ain't back. Maybe we are back. We are bat
beat beat and then rock chalk jayhawk be Why who
b why who you guys did beat beat beat? No? Be?
Why who's why? I think Colorado the Buff's got some
trouble against you guys next weekend. Oh, they're coming to
Lawrence and it's gonna be a rocking. I hope you
(01:57):
guys are ready for this. Hi's dude, he's coming to town.
He's not the Heisman. He's minus four hundred. It's so stupid.
Can I just tell you he's still favorite?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No, I understand he's a favorite, But that doesn't mean
he's the best football player in college. It's just he
plays the most snaps like he doesn't even he's not
even that impressive.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, it's it's not the totality of it, because it
would be Marvin Harrison had more more receptions, more yards,
and more touchdowns last year and he finished fourth. So
it's not that it's not receptions. Gentry is kicking his
I mean he is dominating. Gentry is six hundred yards
away from breaking Barry Sanders record.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And what I and I understand that it's a little
bit like maybe he's not playing as good a competition,
but he's still annihilating the competition. It's not like he's
getting fifty yards in three touchdowns. He's going for two
hundred yards three touchdown. I mean, the dude is crushing it.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It is. This is why Travis Henry Hunter, whatever his
name is, is gonna win it. He plays offense, he
plays defense, he does it. He's responsible for one hundred
and twenty steps or whatever stat that he showing us
every damn game. And the biggest thing is this. The
team was supposed to be one of the worst in
the conference. They're going to go to the Big Twelve,
the finals until they lose this weekend at Memorial Stadium
(03:11):
in Lawrence. Can't.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I don't know if they're playing. I think they may
be playing in Kansas City. I don't know, they may
be playing at Arrow High.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
We got to start the show. Yeah, Arnold is off today, guys.
He got White Girl wasted on Broadway. He thought the
convention was actually this last weekend, and he went to
all the spots. He went through an axe, he went
to brunch, he went to the Predators game. He was
in the suite. He thought he was at the convention.
He mixed up the weekends. Remember it's January fifteenth through
(03:39):
the seventeen.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And then I think it's the seventeenth of the twentieth, right,
we got to look that up.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't know the Zach dates.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I do know that I saw him that he did
ride the zamboni this weekend. I think it was in
South Dakota, maybe North Dakota. So Arnold's been all over
the map this weekend. I don't know what the hell
he's doing. Yeah, dude, props to you. On the Arnold tweet.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
There was some college who at his college football stadium
jumped straight up in the air after a touchdown and
fell down on the bleachers and landed on like five people.
I mean, and all my people look back, like, what
the did you just seriously do? Dude? Never seen a
college kid do that before. And lunch goes Arnold looks
like he had a fun time this weekend. Literally, dude, like,
(04:22):
I don't know what he was doing. They score a
touchdown and everybody is facing the field, stop laughing, and
he does a crowd dive but nobody lifting. No one
is lifting him because no one's looking, and he had
to have face first into the bleachers. And I reposted
the videos that Arnold making a name for himself and
(04:42):
such an Arnold post that's what he would do.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
And then Harrison Butker he tweeted out about, oh made
it home. You know, surgery went great because he's on
the IR with knee surgery. And I don't know if
you saw his speech at the college about how women
you know, should be at home cook and you know
that's where they are happiest is when they're at home cooking.
And and so I put on there from Arnold, I said, sow,
who drove you home? Because I know your wife was
(05:08):
at home cooking dinner. Arnold, Oh man, I love the
Arnold tweets.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
We need to get Arnold back on eggs. I mean,
we need to do that again. That's pretty funny. We
gotta start the show man, all right, We're gonna do
a lot. Oh the wad two three sore losers? What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sport genius.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Ye all it says. And I'm from the north. I'm
an alpha male. I live in the north side of Nashville.
Bazer Broadway girl took her there is to my wife.
We have a white picket fans two point five kids
at Vanderbilt, and also two point two acres very close
to the amount of uh, we don't have any embryos yet,
eggs to embryos to kids once they're fertilized. Crazy, That
number is almost the same. Lost my train of thought
(06:00):
over to you, man, all.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Right, man, how long has this been? Do we want
to take a break and come back and do the Why.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Don't we fil abuster for a couple of minutes? It's
been six minutes. Been six minutes, okay, and I'm sweating
my tits off, yeah, because I would start in on
the boxing, but it's going to take more than six
minutes to do the boxing. Like the boxing, give you
your sounding board, I mean, okay, but I will say this.
I am glad to report that Batter's Box is alive.
He is alive. If everybody it's a batter's box.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
He was texting me yesterday mid afternoon, and then the
forty nine ers went into absolute free fall mode and
absolutely choked the game away. And I had not heard
from him since until I texted this morning and I said, hey,
about thirty minutes ago. I'm just checking to see if
you're alive. And he responded, alive, that's all he.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Said, thanks, welfare check, Yeah, that's all he had. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I want to say that fantasy football is the dumbest
thing out there. Fantasy football is the stupidest thing that
we participate in, year after year, week after week, Sunday, Thursday,
Monday Tuesday, every damned season.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Because it is absolutely stupid.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I have been eliminated from the sore Losers League. And
let me tell you, I was so excited, so excited
when this dude I'm playing. He's also in first place.
We're tied to top the division.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
There's three of us tied, and the Flying Chickheads or
Chijuanas or whatever the hell they are. Chihuah was some
name spa he kept Tank Bisbee in his lineup. Tank
Bigsby was out, he was hurt. He wasn't playing. Etn
was doing all the eating, and well he wasn't doing
any eating. The Jaguars didn't do it. They just got
their ass eight that's all they did. The Lions ate
(07:50):
that ass my words and made it funny. I mean,
the Lions ate that ass all day. Hey, Billy text
me in the morning, he's like, need locks. I said,
Lions money line were minus one thousand. You had to
put down one thousand dollars to make one hundred on
the Lions. Yes, you could have bet Lions minus forty
five and you covered. Dude. That's why it was funny.
(08:12):
That's why I said, I know, that's what's the Imagine
the payout on an alt line of forty five. Uh,
don't know if it even goes that high. I mean,
Vegas would never stand to lose that much money, but
it would have. You could have probably put down one
thousand and one twenty thirty thousand easily. Yeah, because it's
so rare in the NFL. The scores are lower too,
(08:32):
outscore a team by forty five. The fact that there's
even that much time in the game for that to happen.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I did bet the Lions minus twenty one and a half.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Wow. Yeah, that's how you like to spend your harder
money rooting for the Jaggers.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
No, No, I bet the Lions minus twenty one and a half.
I did allt line on the Lions.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Oh you did, yes, So what was the that I
wasn't even it was still only plus like two hundred. Well,
then you could have helped me with the minus forty line.
It would have been double whatever your damn line. It
would have been a lot more than that. Let's see.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I it was, and I bet it when the Lions
were down three to nothing because the Jaguars went down
and scored right away, and I was like, all right,
there's no way the Jags. They're about to get their
ass eight. And I was like, I'm gonna go ahead,
just do this and let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It's oh, here we go. It's pulling up now. I
did minus twenty one and a half. Did it paid
plus one eighty?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
That's it. That's bad. You bet it live when it
was different score. There's three nothing I swore to you.
That makes no sense. What's telling you when I bet it,
then you didn't bet that. And I actually bet twenty
and a half, not twenty one and a half, as
I got it under twenty one. We got to take
a break. No, no, we're not taking.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
But I'm just gonna tell you about what happened in fantasy.
So I had Jayden Daniels go on Thursday night. He
didn't do jack crap. He got me fifteen freaking points.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Eighty two degrees. Check in, still the same.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
And I'm excited when Sunday at noon hits and Tank
Bigsby is still in his lineup.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Shut up, kids, talk to your mom.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
And then my team decided to absolutely just crap the
bed and do absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Couldn't have happened to a better guy. Man.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And this dude had everybody in their mom, everybody in
their mom on his roster went off.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I here's my problem. My team this year just has
nobody that goes off. Yea, I have solid players, but
no one that goes off. Like I traded for Tyreek
Hill and he has yet to have that explosive one
hundred and fifty yard game two tds. He just isn't
doing anything but the Tiawana Flying chickheads, Josh Allen twenty five,
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Devon A Chain eighteen, armand Saint Brown thirty three. Yep,
Brock Bowers twenty four. I mean his everybody went off
Shakir eleven. He whooped my ass where I had Kareem
Hunt six, be Jean Robinson eight, Kyen Williams eight, Amari
Cooper six, Tyreek Hill finally did something fifteen, Drake London seven.
(11:16):
I mean, nobody goes off on my team, and so
that ass kicking knocks me out of first I play
him again this week If I beat him, So what,
we're still tied and he has the points advantage on me.
My season's over. It sucks. I battled hard, I tried
my best, and I'm just depressed. Yeah, we gotta go
(11:36):
to break, man. We're gonna take a break.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Then we're gonna come back and we're gonna talk everything
there is about Dallas, Texas, not the Cowboys, but the
boxing match.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Heard around the world. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
About eleven thirty what, Yeah, eleven fifty five, eleven fifty five,
and you're gonna need to.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Hold off on going live until I say you're good,
You're live, You're live. We're live. Man, is that dark?
I'll tell you what, dude, you are pitch dark? I
am yeah, draw lights see because I have to put
(12:21):
it on that black magic and it makes you so dark.
That's better. That's better. There we go, there we go.
Lights are on up, he's back. He's gonna be heating up.
Yo yo yo. Check out my melody. Yo yo. Guys,
I am shirtless because we are at eighty two degrees.
I can't see it. Well, I'm showing the camp eighty
two degrees. Eighty two degrees. Here's the thing. I gotta
(12:42):
go back to you. We sit down on Friday night,
so excited, have a beer for the boxing match heard
around the world, around the world.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Jake Paul, Mike Tyson, and I mean I try to
tune into the undercard, and all I get is the
damn wheel.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Spin spin spin spin, Okay, cool, all right, Maybe I'll
come back in thirty minutes. Maybe it'll be better.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Thirty minutes later, I tried again, and it gets in there.
I see a a punch thrown and then it freezes
and freezes and freezes and freezes.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I'm like, all right, I'm done.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'm done with this. I'm gonna come back later. Then
I see Scuba texting me and Ray and he's like, hey,
you guys getting it. I can't get it to load.
And Ray gives us the advice of going rewinding it
a little bit and then it being fine.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
The fight her around the world, dude, what an absolute
damn joke. Are we still in the prelimbs or the
main fight?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Well, I mean, first I watched that girl fight, and
I mean that girl kicked the other girl's ass and
somehow she lost.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Well, I believe the other one was the incumbent, she
was a bigger girl, she was from Ireland. Then, don't
fact check us on any of this stuff, but I
think that she just it was that blow to the eye.
Even those are braids, the slaster that's illegal. You're not
allowed to leave with your head. I mean, as a
(14:12):
ref that's how the judges scored it. I mean, hang
up and listen over. Her eye was so nasty, so gross,
poor thing though she had to battle through it, and
the God bless the surgeon they had on the side.
He was putting jail, he was putting what's that stuff
you put on your kids, man, super glue? Yeah, No,
it's called something else, but it's like, uh, tiger baum, yeah,
(14:34):
cup cupbomb or something man, And they were putting that
all over it, and at some points it almost looked
like you were seeing portions of her eye you've never
really seen before.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Okay, now let's get to the main fight. First of all,
after the first that fight, they take thirty five minutes
of nothing to get ready for the main fight, absolutely
wasting my damn time having Jerry Jones and Cedric the
Entertainer interviewed by some lady that I don't know who
she is.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
This is big for the Cowboys, this is a big game.
Channa leaders look great.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Oh yeah, we're here Cowboys. Damn, We're just decide to
host this thing. And then Michael Irvin's on there like,
what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I missed all that. I was frozen. Oh you're frozen. Yeah,
I was in a I was battling. It was me
versus Netflix was actually the prelims.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
And then right before they're about to walk out, my
Netflix goes frozen again, and then it says you might
want to check your internet. It seems like you're having
internet problems. I'm like, no, Netflix, I promise you I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Not having internet problems. It's a Netflix problem. They're like,
here are three steps to check your Internet, and it's like, one,
go to the router. Two is the router color. And
I'm like, no, no, no, I don't need to go
to the router. It's your damn stream that ain't working.
The question is this were you battling this fight? Was
it you versus Netflix or did your was your wife
(15:50):
in on it too? The kids are helping you because
Baser wouldn't help me. I was on my own. I
was on a damn island fighting this thing. And then
she said something. Actually, she did help me with that.
She told me on Twitter it says if you go
two minutes delayed, it'll be good. It's actually golden.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I never and that's when you told Scuba and I
that this was what we need to do. But I
was battling it with my wife. She wasn't really doing anything.
She was just sitting on the couch. Then she went
and took a shower and then she came back and
she was like, well that sucks.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
This sucks.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I feel bad for you. This sucks. Like how is
Netflix this bad? When this big of an event is coming.
I'm like I agree so bad. But then it finally,
I don't know what happened, it started working and we
do the walkouts started cooking right, and Jake Paul comes
out in a fucking car, and I'm like, what the
hell am I watching?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Love the showmanship, I'm not a gen zer, don't I
don't give up about his car? Who wins this fight?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
And I immediately think this is the dumbest thing I
am I have ever watched. I was like, this is
wwe The dude is coming out in a car and
it is going so slow. My wife went I don't
know what she went to do. If she went to
go change laundry, do laundry, brush her teeth, get something
to drink. I have no idea what she did. She
(17:08):
comes back five minutes later and she goes, he's still
in that damn car. A she goes, He's really gonna
ride that all the way to the ring. I was like,
it appears so.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Did you not see the other shit? No, who was
spraying his own cologne on him? His brother Logan, Yeah,
he had his spray guy. The logan was spraying the
cologne on him, And I'm like, this is so stupid.
We were in an ad Bro, we were in a
wet to present commercial. We are in an advertisement. People
say we're in a simulation. We're not. We're in a
lifelong advertisement. Why weren't they just drinking Prime the whole time? Kidding?
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Meaning that stuff sells itself. Oh, he's got to work
on the act. Spray, Okay, Well anyway, and then they
have fifty two bodyguards walking down the thing with him
around the car and the car gets to like where
it turns, and it's like, oh, the car didn't know
how to turn, so they have to get out of
the damn car and walk the rest of way. And
I'm like, this is so stupid, this is so dumb, Tyson.
(18:11):
This is where he got sad bro when he started
waddling into the room. Then they're like, and now in
the introduction for what is the name Logan Ball, Jake Paul,
Jake Baw, where are the damnit I can't remember his
damn name? Logan Jake Ball.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
He's an entrepreneur, he's a YouTube both and boxer. He's
an influencer, He's this, here's that, ladies and gentleman Jake Paul.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And I'm like, do we have to say he's a YouTuber,
Like who gives a ship like that? Doesn't need to
be at the announcement, like what are we doing? Like
what is going on anyway? So then they I didn't
know you're gonna have hot takes on the intro. Dude,
I was puckered. I had every parlay what was there
(19:05):
to be puckered? A bart about Once they said Mike
Tyson's name, and he comes out, and here's the I
needed that best you go eight round. There is nobody
with Mike Tyson. So bro, he said, damn it, I'm
going alone, man, I don't he didn't. Dude. That was
kind of sad. He didn't have one person in his entourage,
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not a single person. That's gonna be Dude, We're gonna
be so alone when these cameras and Mike's fade. Oh
my gosh, dude, we're gonna be so alone, even more
lonelier than if these things had never been there in
the first place. And they show him and the first
thing I see is a damn me and I'm like,
(19:49):
oh my god, Oh my god, Grandpa. And then dude, dude,
it looked bad before it even started. But then how
were they hiding his status on his legs. Those things
were like chicken legs shaken.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Dude, it took him forty five minutes to hobble to
the damn ring. And I'm like, hold on, so Jake
Paul got a car and fucking grandpa has to walk
the whole mile to the ring. No wonder his legs
were tired after the first round. He'd already walked a
mile to the damn ring. It was so sad to
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see as that man.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Beser was actually pretty emotional because she was rooting for Tyson.
That was bad man. And once you saw him just
walking towards the ring, you said, there is no way
Mike Tyson is going to do anything in this fight.
There's no way. It is like fighting a grandpa like
it was so and we all fell for it. We
all fell for it because we remember Mike Tyson knocking
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people out. But the dude is sixty years old. Bruh.
You didn't even say the fact of the match. Seventy
percent of a betting public bet on Tyson. No they didn't. Yes,
they did vegas mediculi Tyson. When you were just part
of the seventy percent that bet on Tyson and he
gets in the ring with a leg brace and he's
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taking one step at a time. How did you feel about
your money? Right? Then, you're well earned as a truck driver.
You drove a lot away, You drove all the way
across America. You put down a lot of crop boys, boys,
you've been knocking those crops out, and that your money
was in that man's leg brace. If you actually bet
on Mike Tyson, the people you're talking about, did the
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people listening to this stupid thing as all bet him?
Sword losers did not know? The nation did not bet
on I bet they did. I bet they did. Did
dumb enough in this They won't admit. They won't admit now.
But I'm telling you the stats don't lie. Seventy percent
of America bet on Tyson. The silent majority bet on Tyson.
What what world do you think a fifty eight year
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old dude is going anywa Would you bet it? Or
did you watch it? Raw dog? I watched it right
for the love of the sport. I was a raw dog. No,
I raw dogged it the love of the game, man,
because I wanted to see this and I and I
watched Tyson in the first round. I'm like, Okay, threw
a couple of punches the second round. He couldn't even
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move and Jake Paul wouldn't hit him. Jake Paul was
just like, all right, I won't even hit you. So
it was obviously hey man, Mike, if you get in
the ring with me, I promise you I will not
knock you out, but I get you on that one
in the script. Guys, if that was the script, y'all
wouldn't make it a damn day in Hollywood, right because
they have I'm a script writer.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Jake Paul has to have that go eight rounds to
get his money worth, to get everybody excited and everybody
talking about it.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
It has to go eight rounds. Listen and listen. If
I'm in Los Angeles on Hollywood Boulevard, damn it. Yeah,
y'all gonna need another script. This one's soubjass. All right,
I'm staying on the cutting room floor. Boy, if you're
gonna make it in LA you better become a better writer.
Script was shit. No, I'll hang up and listen. Tell
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me more. What what? What? What? Just the part that was
scripted was? I mean Tyson in the third round, I
think through seven total punches. It was so stupid. But
we did see those video clips where Tyson was hammering
and humping in the in the ring, so it looked
like he still kind of had it.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
And then they come out and he's like at the
end of the fight, I mean, the fight was so stupid,
and then they're bowing to each other.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Well, the final ten seconds when he did start doing
the bowing, I mean, that's scripted, Like I thought, you
fight till the bell exactly, That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
And he just kept saying afterwards, it was such an
honor to share the ring with a legend, Like what
are we doing?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
But it brought America together. It's something everybody's gonna remember
for the rest of their lives. Where you were when
you watch Tyson, No, not where you were when you
got conned into watching Tyson versus Paul. I didn't get
conned because I didn't take the minus two hundred Paul,
you gonna make any money, and I didn't take Tyson.
The money was in it to go full eight rounds
plus one eighty. That's insane. They were giving that away.
(24:09):
I had over six rounds and I had eight rounds.
So let me tell you the first round. I was
feeling fine, second, third, four, fifth, six, little puckered. I mean,
I mean, one punch and he would have gone down
him be dead. If Jake Paul really was boxing, he was,
I get it. But Tyson's able to keep him back. Stop.
Jake Paul did say if he would have went for
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that punch that leaves him open up and exposed to
one punch from Iron Mike, stop Iron Mike shows up
with that coat at his face like it look like
he was made in like ship shiwana. Dude.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
The fact that you are still sitting here saying like this,
how sad you are like this?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
This is your You're America y No, no, no, I'm
not America because I didn't bet Tyson. America betted Tyson.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
But you're still sitting here going man. But Jake Paul
even said man, he had to be careful because one punch.
There was a time in the world Jake Paul could
have just sat there and gone off and just nailed Tyson.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Here's where you don't know, dick, but he on, hold on,
You're gonna bite your dick and listen to this, because
listen to this. You ever watched Mayweather that's a Mayweather fight.
They know Weather doesn't fight. Bro. They dance and they
always keep a glovelength. The way they're back, they're back,
they're moving. That's a Mayweather fight. That's just how boxing is.
(25:25):
The girls, man, that's how boxing should be. Those women
were beating it.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
There is no world that that was a real boxing match.
Jake Paul, if he really wanted to box, would have
knocked Tyson out, but to get Tyson in the ring,
because Tyson knew there was no way he was gonna
be able to do shit.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
He knew it, and he said, Okay, I won't knock
you out. I'm not gonna do anything. We're gonna go
eight rounds. You'll make twenty million, I'll make forty million.
It'll get it.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
It'll be a huge thing on Netflix. I promise to
take it easy on you, even though I don't think
Jake Paul's a good boxer, but he's better than a
fifty eight year old Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
And I'm sitting there watching it, going, damn, they got us,
they got I mean.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Then Tyson afterwards is talking about, man, I didn't win tonight,
but it really got me. I won in life because
you know back in July, I had to have blood transfusions.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Why the fuck am I just now hearing that he
had blood transfusion in July? Like, no crap, you had
blood transfusions.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
In July, and you thought you were gonna come in
here and box and win, and seventy percent of America
bet on your ass. And they said, Mike, is this
the last time we saw.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
You in the ring? And he said, I don't think so.
Excuse me, No one is gonna watch you box again.
Mike's Tyson and he goes, maybe I'll fight Logan like
so scripted, And Logan goes, I'll kill you man, so dumb.
I'm gonna take out a part of something nice said.
But yeah, I agree with you man. Yeah, we're done
(27:01):
with the camera. I agree with you, man. But listen,
we've never broke down a boxing match before, and it
shows we just showed our soft underbelly. No, we have
no expertise being able to break down. I wasn't even
throw that many punches. But did you see did some
punches hit Tyson in the face a couple? Okay, how
do you know that one of those punches isn't gonna
knock out Tyson, Come on, ray, he could him, I
(27:23):
know he could have, but he didn't. Why didn't he
batter him? Then Mike Tyson was a battered woman, and
that's enough. But I'm telling you, you can't predict if
a punch is gonna knock somebody out. Sure towards the
end he could have, but he you know, he could
have knocked him out from any time from the second
round on, and he didn't do it. You know why,
because that ruins the show. I don't know. I don't
(27:44):
think it was an agreement. This is what I don't understand.
It was scripted. Sure, hey, we're not gonna knock each
other out, but we're gonna throw some punches. And if
you do get knocked out, like you, you're gonna have
to throw punches. You can't do a fake fight for
eight so you still throw punches. But it was just understood,
he's not gonna go attack this. But they he grab
each other in the first round, and then they never
grabbed each other again. I thought the whole eight rounds
(28:04):
gonna be grabbing. Dude, you got lucky at least they
were bouncing around a little bit, because if they did
that grab and I was like, this is beautiful. This
is gonna be the easiest eight rounds of my life
if every two seconds they grab each other, because that's
what Mayweather does. Yeah, that's all he does. Then what
the hell is Rosie Perez doing on the broadcast? What
what does she have to do with boxing? Dude? She
was bad, right, but it didn't even make sit like, So, Rosie,
(28:26):
what do you think? I think a bad thing? What's
a bad thing? Did you watch the pregame where they
went to Evander Holyfield? No, they're having Mike trouble and
he couldn't hear any of the questions. And so the
lady from Europe, she's great, she does soccer and now
she does soccer, but all of a sudden she's doing boxing. Bro,
She's phenomenal. Their accent goes perfect with any type of broadcasting.
(28:46):
She was great, And so she's interviewing Holyfield or Evander Holyfield,
what's the other one? Man Oscar Mayer, Lewis Lennox Lewis
Lennox is doing all the answering, and she's like, well, Evander,
are you able to hear me? And Evander's like he
couldn't hear shit, and so then Lennox had to tell
him the question every question, and so she'd ask a
good one. She'd be like, what was it like the
(29:07):
time that you battled Iron Mike? And then he'd be
like eh, and she's like, would you please tell him
the question I asked? He can't hear me because he
couldn't hear shit, and so then Lennox would have to
relay the question to him, and she's like, please, please
as to me. I asked you a question, dude, for
a teleprompter not working and an earpiece not working and
a mouthpie's not working. She did great. Whatever her name is,
(29:29):
she is gonna be one of the best women announcers
in America. Okay, and she's from Europe and all, would
you just repeat what I fucking said I need to answer?
And then he'd go hah, and he's got like, dude,
it we were watching it old folks home. He had
glasses on. He goes, hey, I can't hear the question, lady.
(29:49):
That's what we were watching. That's what entertains Americans. We
were watching a bunch of fucking old people and then
here comes Tyson. Dude, they got a wheelchair ramp up
in that moth didn't be in there? Did that there? Dude?
And he's got the praise on. He's got one leg
walking the plank. What are we doing? What we're all
(30:12):
clue to the TV? Every Gen Z or millennial is
watching that ship and Mike Iron Mike comes up there, dude,
and he's got a walking boot on. Dumb ass in America.
Even my dad trying to tune into that ship. My
dad tune into that ship. We're idiots, dude. That just
(30:37):
tells you dumb we are. We are so stupid, We
are so stupid. Like and then I was like, if
you would have known the outcome, would you have watched? No? See,
the only reason I was watching it was gonna look
that bad dude. It was. I mean the fight was horrible.
It was so horrible. I mean even though they gave
up the final twenty seconds and he bowed to him,
(30:57):
that was cool, but it's stilln't cool. Also like boxing
that like that's that show scripted When you do that
and then you and Jake Paul is so stupid, like
when they're like, man, what's it feel like to beat
Mike Tyson, He's like, man, it's crazy that I beat
the legend. You didn't you beat a fucking grandpa. Dude,
you didn't beat Mike Tyson twenty million dollars. Every website
(31:20):
said it, what was it? Elder abuse? And that's why
he didn't knock him out. That's why he didn't pummel him,
because then all America would talk about is him beating
up a grant like it would be like man, dude,
that they would feel bad and be like they shouldn't
have done it, They shouldn't have done it. So you
have to look like Mike Tyson is semi respectable and
he wasn't able to get knocked out. You gotta take
(31:40):
a break. It's so stupid. No, I gotta tell you
about the old. No, you've gone roge. You gotta take
a break. No, I'll take a break, sweating dude, Wait
jack check eighty six? Eighty six. We'll take a break.
Can't put your check eighty six. We'll take a break.
(32:01):
We'll be right back. What's the time? Thirty two three?
Here's the thing, right, they were doing that. They were
interviewing Jerry Jones, Michael Urvans up there on the set. No,
I really want to take a damn break, I'm literally
we didn't take a break. I'm sweaty. Oh you mean
you want to go outside? It's fine, let's just get
out of here. Let's see this done. I literally wanted
(32:22):
to take a break. Dude. What Jerry Jones is sitting
at the table with that lady you're talking about Michael
Urbans there, and she's like, so, Jerry, you know what
does it mean to have this Cowboys stadium? And he's
like and he's like, She's like, Jerry, I can't hear you. Wait,
the same thing happened, yes, right, His mic didn't work,
(32:43):
his microphone did not work. You can't make this. Not
only couldn't nelies not get their stream right, they couldn't
even get the damn microphones for their host. So Michael
Urban finally, under the second question, had to hand them
over his mic, and whenever he wanted to talk, he
lean over to freaking Jerry and talking to his mic.
And I guess they brought Michael irb and a new
(33:03):
mic because he started talking eventually. But I was like this,
it sums it up in a nutshell, guys. That's what
I was telling Beazeer the whole time. I'm like, people
can't do live. I was like, you gotta respect that
we do live radio every day. I was like, the
average person can't do live. I said, see, see see
your husband does live every and she's like, okay, please
shut up. I'm like, no, seriously, not most TV radio.
(33:24):
A lot of the midday people are scripted or voice tracked.
I was like, dude, people can't do live like we
can on the Big Show. I mean I think she
actually thought I was kind of cool there for a second. Dude.
I was like, hey, people just can't do live like us. Yeah,
and Jake Paul, I mean, god, it's just it's such
a joke. It's such a joke. Such what he roll
up in. I was trying to think, I don't give
a shit what he rolled up in. But I'm gonna
(33:45):
tell you this right now. Never ever, Oh, they said
his short cit he was wearing was a million dollars exactly.
That's another reason you know it's fake. He's wearing a
million dollar outfit because it's a it's w WE. It
is a damn wrestling match with gloves on their hand.
But and bro, see what I get, I'm in on
(34:05):
the script. I'm not gonna be the dumb part that
bets seventy percent on Tyson. I'm gonna just tell you this,
so you're telling me. The announcers and stuff, we're in
on the script because the dude, when they were breaking
it down, they go, I don't know, I don't know. Mike,
Tyson's got a real thick neck. You you're gonna try
and punch him, and he's gonna just neck right out
of it. Age, you gotta stick neck. You're not gonna
get him out, dude. They were all in on it
being a good fight. Dude. The announcers, they have to
(34:29):
sell it. But then that's what I'm saying. Everybody was
in on it. We all got the lady from Europe.
We saw Lambo no engine. Listen. The lady from Europe
didn't know really what was gonna happen. And she goes, seriously,
Lennox Lewis, what this gonna happen? She had no idea.
She was genuinely trying to figure it out. And if
finna find out Lennox Lewis or Randa Houlefield, I don't
(34:49):
know who the hell was, goes, that's gonna be a
good battle. I tell you gonna go down, dude, nobody.
She was trying to find out the information. Nobody knew.
Even the boxers who fought in the ring thought it
was gonna be a good match. They asked Roy Jones Junior.
I said, so is Jake Paul a good boxer? And
he goes compared to who, Like, that's what I'm saying.
(35:15):
It's such a joke. We all got con listen. I was,
I was in. I knew it was gonna be I
said it on Friday Show. I said, it's gonna be
so stupid, but I will be watching. See I thought
I could have been it. I thought it could have
I did. I don't know what I said or didn't say,
but it was part of every parlay known to man
that I have. I needed at six rounds or eight rounds.
And I knew it could possibly be a tie, which
(35:38):
was the dumbest hand. I never said, Tyson, but I
did think there was possibly it could be a draw.
That's why I would only go Paul. And I didn't
love the Paul pick because I though you never know
if it's scripted. It was so just never again, never again.
But Southbeach called it, dude. He texted me like three
hours before the fight, sitting there having drinks. Bezer had
a friend over. They're like, you're really gonna watch it?
(36:00):
So I'm like, yeah, Netflix's Rocket, I had practice in it.
Sounds like, dude, get ready, it's gonna be glitching like crazy.
I'm like, what it's like, dude, they don't ever do live.
I'm telling you it's gonna be freezing like nuts. Sure,
I'm like, sabage, what do you know about live DV?
Good call, dude? Will you ever watch a Jake Paul
fight again? I've watched them all just because they're usually
(36:20):
part of my parlays. I mean, I've seen the highlights.
I've there was one other one I watched whoever whichever
brother fought the Mayweather guy. I watched that one. Oh,
I thought I watched the one with the DS brother
and da he beat Dias. I've seen him. They're all fine.
Usually there's more action. This one was two minutes. See,
they wanted more action because of the two minutes. It
(36:40):
really didn't and they ran.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
In two minutes because then they could look like he
was actually trying. And then oh the bell rang out
so he can go to a next round. Oh the
bell rang out Mike Tyson's late. He would have collapsed
if they had three minute rounds.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
I mean, it was one of those you don't even
go back and watch the next day, Like NFL games, man,
there's so much action. Usually the next day you're like, oh,
I forgot about that was awesome, man, Yeah, dude, that one.
Usually I've kind of seen it so bad. It was
so bad. I didn't see it on ESPN. I wonder
if they didn't have rights to it, because they were like,
we're not showing this joke of a fight. We don't
show w W E highlights on Sports Center. We're not
(37:14):
gonna show Jake Paul bo. I mean, it did bring
us all together. You, Me, Scuba, Steve, all watching the
same ship. We're all part in America all. We're all
part of the freaking Like, hey guys, hey guys, it
should come on round ten. I was like, no, Scuba,
it'll be around twelve, ten thirty. These things are usually
delayed lunch, Like, hey, guys, let me know when it's
gonna be a we're on this Sponzi scheme, dude, we're
(37:36):
all hey, man, let me know when you think it's
gonna start stupidest fight ever, dude, ever, ever, ever, Dude.
He got in there and the legs started trembling. Within
like twesdayond I'm like, this guy's not gonna die in
the ring. I mean, I mean, dude, you know most
people have a stool when they go back to their corner.
(37:58):
He just had a wheelchair. Man. It was so dude.
There was no person that was like, hey, we needed
this can't happen, or was everybody in on it. Everybody
was in on it except for a man. The rep
is like, oh, you know, this is gonna be a
pro fight, you know what, shut up. And then at
the end of the fight and the rest making sure
he gets in all the pictures, he's like, hey wait wait,
(38:18):
let me in, Let me in, Let me in. And
I lopped my ass off. Another thing. I sat there
and thought, how much did people pay for those damn
tickets to be there? Oh my god, how mad would
you be? It was at the football stadium so they
can fit fifty thousand. What I mean, people pay thousands? Bad?
Are you? I would never because I trust me guys
(38:39):
made the mistake. Once went to a UFC at Bridgetone.
What I realized is when you're a couple deep, it's
impossible to tell who's who, and you never know who's
winning who's losing. Dude, it's so bad.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
But even if you're up close for that, if you
paid five thousand dollars for a seat to see Tyson
and Paul, you're a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
You're an idiot. You're an idiot. Tell me what do
you think? Eh? Eh, what are we watching? This guy
didn't even get an ear piece in his ear. He's like, hap,
And dude, she knows she wasn't in on the scant scam.
I wish I knew her damn name if I did
(39:17):
any prep for the show. But whatever, the European lady.
She goes but seriously telling me, is it gonna be
a good fight due all she wanted to do is
fucking no, And he goes, hah, he's the interview. He
couldn't even hear her, and she was trying to get
to the bottom of it, that it was a Ponzi
scheme and that we just didn't get there. If she
could have interviewed for another thirty minute, she would have
(39:38):
known everybody was in on it. And the jig is up, man,
I I it was. It was so wild. It was
such a like it was like a ship against the
wall to see what would work. I mean, why was
Rosie Perez there? She was bad? Why I was glad?
I don't know who she is? Her white man can't
jump okay, all I know is Jeopardy okay. Cool her
(39:59):
voice and when she tried to explain what was happening,
like she's just not good at that, I was like, Oh,
this is cringe. Who is she? Get her off my set?
It was baffling. Ray it's title nine. No, I just don't.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I still can't figure it out. I can't figure it out. Hey,
well done, they got us, they got us.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
We did it. And then UFC Saturday night, I gotta
go to break, man, I gotta bleep something earlier on.
We'll take a break, We'll right back. Is it forty
thirty nine? Forty twenty six? Dude?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I almost didn't get UFC on Saturday night because I
was so so like out on the fight. I was like,
it's gonna be the same thing. Bones Jones has zero
percent chance of losing the fight. Really like going into it,
I knew that, So I'm like, do I really want
to pay for it. But the Michael Chandler fight right
before the co main event.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
That was awesome. Won that one Oliver beat Yeah he
was a favorite.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yeah he was a big favorite. But I mean that
fifth round Chandler came out and I mean it was
got him really hurt. And then OLIVERA gets his back
and he I mean, Michael Chandler must be one strong
human because he stood up twice with him on his own.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
That was that fight. When he dump boom and did
it again boom, It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
And then you get in and it was like Mike
Tyson two point oho walk into the ring. When Steve
Bay got in the ring with Bones Jones, he looked old,
it's a fight I said should have happened five years
ago on Friday's pod, and that's exactly what it looked like.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
He never a shot. He just did it for the money.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
He's like, you know what, you guys want to pay
me a few million dollars to get in here and
get my ass kicked, I'll do it. And he got
kicked right in the ribs. He went down, fight over
like maybe I think it was second round, maybe it
was third round.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I don't remember, but it.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Was just like and Steve Bay and they're like, what
are we going to see from here in the future.
He's like, now, I'm done, Joe, this was my last fight.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
I'm done. I'm done. It was a money ground. He
wasn't he wasn't. He didn't he could win. He knew
he was gonna get paid millions of dollars. It was
Mike Tyson two point zero. Sad weekend. Man. Then I
didn't watch football on Sunday. It was my wife's birthday. Man.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
We played outside all day, the kids beautiful. I mean,
it was a beautiful day, beautiful day.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Good Bears played well. They lost, thank god they lost well.
The Packers didn't damn cover. I needed him to get
that two point conversion to go up by three, and
they didn't, so I didn't care that they just won.
I got greedy and pushed the line from six to three.
I should have pushed it to damn zero, and then
I'd have won. My parlay had been the most beautiful
parlay of all time. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
I don't want the Bears to win because we're not
gonna go to the playoffs, so why not get a
better draft pick.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Caleb Williams looks like shit. Bon Nicks out here balling.
He looked decent, dude, he was actually hitting guys, was he?
I mean bon Nicks out here balling? Drake May looks fantastic.
Didn't see Drake May. He wasn't on the squad box,
but I saw a ton of bo Dicks. I mean,
bone Nicks is slinging it, dude. The Broncos are actually good,
tightened sold. They're so bad. Yeah, they're getting beat the
(42:58):
whole game so bad. South each wanted to go to that. No,
in what world would I drive from the country forty
five minutes and go to that shit? I mean, if
I had Mondays off, if Bone said, hey man, you
can have Monday off, I would actually semi considerate. But still,
who was I can't do it? Had more purple in
that stadium.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Than Minnesota Vikings fans travel, but they don't seem to
be very good either. They kind of I think they
peaked at the bend of the year and they're kind
of coming down. I don't know, but yeah, I didn't
watch for we guess there's my wife's birthday. So we
just chilled and I got a text from someone said,
oh dude, sorry, about your you know, are you pissed
about the Bears? Eber Flus has to be fired by tomorrow.
I'm like, why what happened? We got the field goal block?
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Good man? I want to go to his headset, but
we need to fire. He's gonna get fired anyway. He sucks.
He's terrible.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
But I watch all the I mean, I see highlights
of Drake May and I'm like, damn, that dude looks
like he has it. Bo Nix looks like he has it,
and I'm just en Jayden has it, and I'm like,
does Caleb have it?
Speaker 1 (43:54):
I don't know. Man. He's a good interviewer. He sounds
good when he yeah good, Yeah. I like that. That's
very important, you know, no home Yeah? Man? Did you
see that with Lonzo Ball? Yeah? At one hundred thousand? Yeah?
Anything else? Right? What did you do all week? He man,
I'm exhausted explaining those fights. Man. All right, Uh, college football,
(44:16):
I don't know who's good. What we're gonna find out?
Valls are going to still make the playoffs. Georgia is
gonna make the playoffs. They here. Here's the thing. Well,
I broke it down. There's gonna be four teams from
the SEC, three from the Big Ten, one from the
Mountain West, two from the Big twelve, one from the
Big twelve. There's only one, okay, one from the Big twelve,
one from Conference USA. But SEC's gonna get four in.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
I mean they put see, here's what the committee did
last week. They put Tennessee, I think was at seven.
Then they put uh, Georgia at twelve.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Georgia had to win or they were not going to
make the playoffs. But that is what they did on purpose.
They didn't want to put Tennessee too low because if
Tennessee lost, they wanted to it.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
They wanted to keep Tennessee in and allow Georgia to
stay in. So they put them at twelve, saying, oh,
well they you know, they beat number seven, so number
seven will move down to number ten, Georgia will move
up to number nine.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
They're in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, Texas. I mean, hell uh, I think
those are the four from the freaking.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
SEC, A and M. They're not getting in. Yeah, unless
they beat Texas. See what happens If they beat Texas,
that would be a problem that can't happen because then
I think balls are out. That's tough. But yeah, they
were doing everything they could. Oregon. I mean I watched
that game with Wisconsin. They look like they suck, dude.
I went to bed, I woke up Jones one, which
(45:38):
was good. Oregon was losing. They ended up winning. Falls
when I went to bed, were tied. They lost by it.
They didn't score in the second half. No fell asleep
from my boys. Man. I knew we didn't have to
win it. Playoff system playoffs. I knew we were good. Yeah,
you're good. All right, I have a good Monday, guys.
I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go do
some work. Hey, what's that temperature check before we go? Yeah? Yeah,
(45:58):
I get this thing going. Man.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Hey, I'm I'll tell you what's not a con. It's
Sore Losers Convention Coaches Convention four Sorelosers dot Com.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Get your tickets. Eighty seven degrees.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Eighty seven degrees, guys. You see what we suffer through
to get you, guys this pod. So when people are like, oh,
you don't even work construction. It's hot out there. It's
just as hot in this damn room as it is
out there on the construction site. I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Yep. Yeah, guys, go to Sore Losers convention. It is
gonna be a blast confirmed. Muffy confirmed, Aaron, Bertoke confirmed,
Carmen confirmed, Arnold confirmed, any others on the Facebook page.
(46:41):
You're a lot of Cartonis and his wife will be there.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
She's really nice. He's crazy though, that's the problem. B
McNamee is gonna be there, Caraway is gonna come. The
Glass family will be there.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Hey. And in Fantasy, dude, your brother won by one hundred.
I said, give him the trophy already for Fantasy there
ain't nobody gonna stop him. A man, but we are
going to make the playoffs. Oh yeah, we're in first place.
It's over. We got a seventeam tied for first in
our division. Unbelievable division. Never been this competitive before. Justin
(47:17):
has already declared himself coach of the Year. Congratulations, worse
to first. I hate Fantasy, man, I really hate it.
The texts were off the chain this week. I'd love
to hear them. I said I won Personality of the
Year for Country Radio, thank you, And he said, I
don't give a fuck. He said I won Best mother
(47:39):
Ger in Nashville. Who cares? I said, Also, if I
win Coach of the Year, that'd be icing on the shaft.
And he said, I win Coach of the Year by
a landslide. It's not even a close race. There's no
dark horse. And I said, I'm willing to offer you
a buy out to shut the fuck up. And he said,
I'm offering you a buyout to shut the hook up
without a BUYEO. Hey, I gotta text him, Garrett. He's
(48:02):
in Vegas, man, he is, Yeah, he's in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
And he sent me a picture from Circa the Sports
does and he texted our group, the Fellows, and I
was like, dang, dude, that looks great. Have you bet
on everything that is on that screen? He goes, so far,
I'm one for twelve in my sports bets.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Wow. I'm like, have a day, man, I have a day.
Bottom feeder. Hey, he's just he ate rock Bottom and
kept digging and one for twelveyikes, man, tell him to
take the next flight out. Yeah. Have you ever thought
about betting on an underdog every once in a while? Man?
Whoa way, we'll be there in a week. I won't Yeah,
(48:41):
too soon, man,
No fuck fu. Somebody had it on volume one hundred. Dude,
what was that. I didn't even get to start the timer. Man,
I was teaching Abby. I had the volume all the
way up on my headphones. Oh man, I'm never gonna
be able to hear right. Oh man, Man, dude, here
(00:24):
which mic you talk? I'm right here, man, I'm on
the same mic. Yeah, I don't care if it's the
same mike. I'm gonna ask you that same question for
the rest of this show's hist Oh man, this might
be our last one. Don't give a dayn You never know, man,
you never know. What is that fear mongering? No, that's
what they were doing in there, That's what Scuba was saying.
(00:46):
I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. Okay,
this stupid ass computer. I'm shirtless, yeah, your shirtlessy. Hey,
before we start the show, I need a temperature check
in because guys, that is a smoke alarm detector. This
is our official temperature check in.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I gotta be honest with you, and I'm gonna be honest.
It's not that hot in here today.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We are at seventy five degrees eighty two degrees. Oh,
it does go up, though, I'll keep it going. It'll
probably go up because we did have the door popped
open for a little bit, so the cool air was
in here. Because I have my short sleeve shirt shirt
on it says we are Utsa. We took down the
mean green of North Texas on Friday night. Don't say
(01:35):
UTSA ain't back. Maybe we are back. We are bat
beat beat and then rock chalk jayhawk be Why who
b why who you guys did beat beat beat? No? Be?
Why who's why? I think Colorado the Buff's got some
trouble against you guys next weekend. Oh, they're coming to
Lawrence and it's gonna be a rocking. I hope you
(01:57):
guys are ready for this. Hi's dude, he's coming to town.
He's not the Heisman. He's minus four hundred. It's so stupid.
Can I just tell you he's still favorite?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No, I understand he's a favorite, But that doesn't mean
he's the best football player in college. It's just he
plays the most snaps like he doesn't even he's not
even that impressive.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, it's it's not the totality of it, because it
would be Marvin Harrison had more more receptions, more yards,
and more touchdowns last year and he finished fourth. So
it's not that it's not receptions. Gentry is kicking his
I mean he is dominating. Gentry is six hundred yards
away from breaking Barry Sanders record.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And what I and I understand that it's a little
bit like maybe he's not playing as good a competition,
but he's still annihilating the competition. It's not like he's
getting fifty yards in three touchdowns. He's going for two
hundred yards three touchdown. I mean, the dude is crushing it.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It is. This is why Travis Henry Hunter, whatever his
name is, is gonna win it. He plays offense, he
plays defense, he does it. He's responsible for one hundred
and twenty steps or whatever stat that he showing us
every damn game. And the biggest thing is this. The
team was supposed to be one of the worst in
the conference. They're going to go to the Big Twelve,
the finals until they lose this weekend at Memorial Stadium
(03:11):
in Lawrence. Can't.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I don't know if they're playing. I think they may
be playing in Kansas City. I don't know, they may
be playing at Arrow High.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
We got to start the show. Yeah, Arnold is off today, guys.
He got White Girl wasted on Broadway. He thought the
convention was actually this last weekend, and he went to
all the spots. He went through an axe, he went
to brunch, he went to the Predators game. He was
in the suite. He thought he was at the convention.
He mixed up the weekends. Remember it's January fifteenth through
(03:39):
the seventeen.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And then I think it's the seventeenth of the twentieth, right,
we got to look that up.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't know the Zach dates.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I do know that I saw him that he did
ride the zamboni this weekend. I think it was in
South Dakota, maybe North Dakota. So Arnold's been all over
the map this weekend. I don't know what the hell
he's doing. Yeah, dude, props to you. On the Arnold tweet.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
There was some college who at his college football stadium
jumped straight up in the air after a touchdown and
fell down on the bleachers and landed on like five people.
I mean, and all my people look back, like, what
the did you just seriously do? Dude? Never seen a
college kid do that before. And lunch goes Arnold looks
like he had a fun time this weekend. Literally, dude, like,
(04:22):
I don't know what he was doing. They score a
touchdown and everybody is facing the field, stop laughing, and
he does a crowd dive but nobody lifting. No one
is lifting him because no one's looking, and he had
to have face first into the bleachers. And I reposted
the videos that Arnold making a name for himself and
(04:42):
such an Arnold post that's what he would do.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
And then Harrison Butker he tweeted out about, oh made
it home. You know, surgery went great because he's on
the IR with knee surgery. And I don't know if
you saw his speech at the college about how women
you know, should be at home cook and you know
that's where they are happiest is when they're at home cooking.
And and so I put on there from Arnold, I said, sow,
who drove you home? Because I know your wife was
(05:08):
at home cooking dinner. Arnold, Oh man, I love the
Arnold tweets.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
We need to get Arnold back on eggs. I mean,
we need to do that again. That's pretty funny. We
gotta start the show man, all right, We're gonna do
a lot. Oh the wad two three sore losers? What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sport genius.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Ye all it says. And I'm from the north. I'm
an alpha male. I live in the north side of Nashville.
Bazer Broadway girl took her there is to my wife.
We have a white picket fans two point five kids
at Vanderbilt, and also two point two acres very close
to the amount of uh, we don't have any embryos yet,
eggs to embryos to kids once they're fertilized. Crazy, That
number is almost the same. Lost my train of thought
(06:00):
over to you, man, all.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Right, man, how long has this been? Do we want
to take a break and come back and do the Why.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Don't we fil abuster for a couple of minutes? It's
been six minutes. Been six minutes, okay, and I'm sweating
my tits off, yeah, because I would start in on
the boxing, but it's going to take more than six
minutes to do the boxing. Like the boxing, give you
your sounding board, I mean, okay, but I will say this.
I am glad to report that Batter's Box is alive.
He is alive. If everybody it's a batter's box.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
He was texting me yesterday mid afternoon, and then the
forty nine ers went into absolute free fall mode and
absolutely choked the game away. And I had not heard
from him since until I texted this morning and I said, hey,
about thirty minutes ago. I'm just checking to see if
you're alive. And he responded, alive, that's all he.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Said, thanks, welfare check, Yeah, that's all he had. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I want to say that fantasy football is the dumbest
thing out there. Fantasy football is the stupidest thing that
we participate in, year after year, week after week, Sunday, Thursday,
Monday Tuesday, every damned season.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Because it is absolutely stupid.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I have been eliminated from the sore Losers League. And
let me tell you, I was so excited, so excited
when this dude I'm playing. He's also in first place.
We're tied to top the division.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
There's three of us tied, and the Flying Chickheads or
Chijuanas or whatever the hell they are. Chihuah was some
name spa he kept Tank Bisbee in his lineup. Tank
Bigsby was out, he was hurt. He wasn't playing. Etn
was doing all the eating, and well he wasn't doing
any eating. The Jaguars didn't do it. They just got
their ass eight that's all they did. The Lions ate
(07:50):
that ass my words and made it funny. I mean,
the Lions ate that ass all day. Hey, Billy text
me in the morning, he's like, need locks. I said,
Lions money line were minus one thousand. You had to
put down one thousand dollars to make one hundred on
the Lions. Yes, you could have bet Lions minus forty
five and you covered. Dude. That's why it was funny.
(08:12):
That's why I said, I know, that's what's the Imagine
the payout on an alt line of forty five. Uh,
don't know if it even goes that high. I mean,
Vegas would never stand to lose that much money, but
it would have. You could have probably put down one
thousand and one twenty thirty thousand easily. Yeah, because it's
so rare in the NFL. The scores are lower too,
(08:32):
outscore a team by forty five. The fact that there's
even that much time in the game for that to happen.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I did bet the Lions minus twenty one and a half.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Wow. Yeah, that's how you like to spend your harder
money rooting for the Jaggers.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
No, No, I bet the Lions minus twenty one and a half.
I did allt line on the Lions.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Oh you did, yes, So what was the that I
wasn't even it was still only plus like two hundred. Well,
then you could have helped me with the minus forty line.
It would have been double whatever your damn line. It
would have been a lot more than that. Let's see.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I it was, and I bet it when the Lions
were down three to nothing because the Jaguars went down
and scored right away, and I was like, all right,
there's no way the Jags. They're about to get their
ass eight. And I was like, I'm gonna go ahead,
just do this and let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It's oh, here we go. It's pulling up now. I
did minus twenty one and a half. Did it paid
plus one eighty?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
That's it. That's bad. You bet it live when it
was different score. There's three nothing I swore to you.
That makes no sense. What's telling you when I bet it,
then you didn't bet that. And I actually bet twenty
and a half, not twenty one and a half, as
I got it under twenty one. We got to take
a break. No, no, we're not taking.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
But I'm just gonna tell you about what happened in fantasy.
So I had Jayden Daniels go on Thursday night. He
didn't do jack crap. He got me fifteen freaking points.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Eighty two degrees. Check in, still the same.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
And I'm excited when Sunday at noon hits and Tank
Bigsby is still in his lineup.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Shut up, kids, talk to your mom.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
And then my team decided to absolutely just crap the
bed and do absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Couldn't have happened to a better guy. Man.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And this dude had everybody in their mom, everybody in
their mom on his roster went off.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I here's my problem. My team this year just has
nobody that goes off. Yea, I have solid players, but
no one that goes off. Like I traded for Tyreek
Hill and he has yet to have that explosive one
hundred and fifty yard game two tds. He just isn't
doing anything but the Tiawana Flying chickheads, Josh Allen twenty five,
(10:51):
Devon A Chain eighteen, armand Saint Brown thirty three. Yep,
Brock Bowers twenty four. I mean his everybody went off
Shakir eleven. He whooped my ass where I had Kareem
Hunt six, be Jean Robinson eight, Kyen Williams eight, Amari
Cooper six, Tyreek Hill finally did something fifteen, Drake London seven.
(11:16):
I mean, nobody goes off on my team, and so
that ass kicking knocks me out of first I play
him again this week If I beat him, So what,
we're still tied and he has the points advantage on me.
My season's over. It sucks. I battled hard, I tried
my best, and I'm just depressed. Yeah, we gotta go
(11:36):
to break, man. We're gonna take a break.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Then we're gonna come back and we're gonna talk everything
there is about Dallas, Texas, not the Cowboys, but the
boxing match.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Heard around the world. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
About eleven thirty what, Yeah, eleven fifty five, eleven fifty five,
and you're gonna need to.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Hold off on going live until I say you're good,
You're live, You're live. We're live. Man, is that dark?
I'll tell you what, dude, you are pitch dark? I
am yeah, draw lights see because I have to put
(12:21):
it on that black magic and it makes you so dark.
That's better. That's better. There we go, there we go.
Lights are on up, he's back. He's gonna be heating up.
Yo yo yo. Check out my melody. Yo yo. Guys,
I am shirtless because we are at eighty two degrees.
I can't see it. Well, I'm showing the camp eighty
two degrees. Eighty two degrees. Here's the thing. I gotta
(12:42):
go back to you. We sit down on Friday night,
so excited, have a beer for the boxing match heard
around the world, around the world.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Jake Paul, Mike Tyson, and I mean I try to
tune into the undercard, and all I get is the
damn wheel.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Spin spin spin spin, Okay, cool, all right, Maybe I'll
come back in thirty minutes. Maybe it'll be better.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Thirty minutes later, I tried again, and it gets in there.
I see a a punch thrown and then it freezes
and freezes and freezes and freezes.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I'm like, all right, I'm done.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'm done with this. I'm gonna come back later. Then
I see Scuba texting me and Ray and he's like, hey,
you guys getting it. I can't get it to load.
And Ray gives us the advice of going rewinding it
a little bit and then it being fine.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
The fight her around the world, dude, what an absolute
damn joke. Are we still in the prelimbs or the
main fight?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Well, I mean, first I watched that girl fight, and
I mean that girl kicked the other girl's ass and
somehow she lost.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Well, I believe the other one was the incumbent, she
was a bigger girl, she was from Ireland. Then, don't
fact check us on any of this stuff, but I
think that she just it was that blow to the eye.
Even those are braids, the slaster that's illegal. You're not
allowed to leave with your head. I mean, as a
(14:12):
ref that's how the judges scored it. I mean, hang
up and listen over. Her eye was so nasty, so gross,
poor thing though she had to battle through it, and
the God bless the surgeon they had on the side.
He was putting jail, he was putting what's that stuff
you put on your kids, man, super glue? Yeah, No,
it's called something else, but it's like, uh, tiger baum, yeah,
(14:34):
cup cupbomb or something man, And they were putting that
all over it, and at some points it almost looked
like you were seeing portions of her eye you've never
really seen before.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Okay, now let's get to the main fight. First of all,
after the first that fight, they take thirty five minutes
of nothing to get ready for the main fight, absolutely
wasting my damn time having Jerry Jones and Cedric the
Entertainer interviewed by some lady that I don't know who
she is.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
This is big for the Cowboys, this is a big game.
Channa leaders look great.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Oh yeah, we're here Cowboys. Damn, We're just decide to
host this thing. And then Michael Irvin's on there like,
what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I missed all that. I was frozen. Oh you're frozen. Yeah,
I was in a I was battling. It was me
versus Netflix was actually the prelims.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
And then right before they're about to walk out, my
Netflix goes frozen again, and then it says you might
want to check your internet. It seems like you're having
internet problems. I'm like, no, Netflix, I promise you I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Not having internet problems. It's a Netflix problem. They're like,
here are three steps to check your Internet, and it's like, one,
go to the router. Two is the router color. And
I'm like, no, no, no, I don't need to go
to the router. It's your damn stream that ain't working.
The question is this were you battling this fight? Was
it you versus Netflix or did your was your wife
(15:50):
in on it too? The kids are helping you because
Baser wouldn't help me. I was on my own. I
was on a damn island fighting this thing. And then
she said something. Actually, she did help me with that.
She told me on Twitter it says if you go
two minutes delayed, it'll be good. It's actually golden.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I never and that's when you told Scuba and I
that this was what we need to do. But I
was battling it with my wife. She wasn't really doing anything.
She was just sitting on the couch. Then she went
and took a shower and then she came back and
she was like, well that sucks.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
This sucks.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I feel bad for you. This sucks. Like how is
Netflix this bad? When this big of an event is coming.
I'm like I agree so bad. But then it finally,
I don't know what happened, it started working and we
do the walkouts started cooking right, and Jake Paul comes
out in a fucking car, and I'm like, what the
hell am I watching?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Love the showmanship, I'm not a gen zer, don't I
don't give up about his car? Who wins this fight?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
And I immediately think this is the dumbest thing I
am I have ever watched. I was like, this is
wwe The dude is coming out in a car and
it is going so slow. My wife went I don't
know what she went to do. If she went to
go change laundry, do laundry, brush her teeth, get something
to drink. I have no idea what she did. She
(17:08):
comes back five minutes later and she goes, he's still
in that damn car. A she goes, He's really gonna
ride that all the way to the ring. I was like,
it appears so.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Did you not see the other shit? No, who was
spraying his own cologne on him? His brother Logan, Yeah,
he had his spray guy. The logan was spraying the
cologne on him, And I'm like, this is so stupid.
We were in an ad Bro, we were in a
wet to present commercial. We are in an advertisement. People
say we're in a simulation. We're not. We're in a
lifelong advertisement. Why weren't they just drinking Prime the whole time? Kidding?
(17:46):
Meaning that stuff sells itself. Oh, he's got to work
on the act. Spray, Okay, Well anyway, and then they
have fifty two bodyguards walking down the thing with him
around the car and the car gets to like where
it turns, and it's like, oh, the car didn't know
how to turn, so they have to get out of
the damn car and walk the rest of way. And
I'm like, this is so stupid, this is so dumb, Tyson.
(18:11):
This is where he got sad bro when he started
waddling into the room. Then they're like, and now in
the introduction for what is the name Logan Ball, Jake Paul,
Jake Baw, where are the damnit I can't remember his
damn name? Logan Jake Ball.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
He's an entrepreneur, he's a YouTube both and boxer. He's
an influencer, He's this, here's that, ladies and gentleman Jake Paul.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And I'm like, do we have to say he's a YouTuber,
Like who gives a ship like that? Doesn't need to
be at the announcement, like what are we doing? Like
what is going on anyway? So then they I didn't
know you're gonna have hot takes on the intro. Dude,
I was puckered. I had every parlay what was there
(19:05):
to be puckered? A bart about Once they said Mike
Tyson's name, and he comes out, and here's the I
needed that best you go eight round. There is nobody
with Mike Tyson. So bro, he said, damn it, I'm
going alone, man, I don't he didn't. Dude. That was
kind of sad. He didn't have one person in his entourage,
(19:28):
not a single person. That's gonna be Dude, We're gonna
be so alone when these cameras and Mike's fade. Oh
my gosh, dude, we're gonna be so alone, even more
lonelier than if these things had never been there in
the first place. And they show him and the first
thing I see is a damn me and I'm like,
(19:49):
oh my god, Oh my god, Grandpa. And then dude, dude,
it looked bad before it even started. But then how
were they hiding his status on his legs. Those things
were like chicken legs shaken.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Dude, it took him forty five minutes to hobble to
the damn ring. And I'm like, hold on, so Jake
Paul got a car and fucking grandpa has to walk
the whole mile to the ring. No wonder his legs
were tired after the first round. He'd already walked a
mile to the damn ring. It was so sad to
(20:26):
see as that man.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Beser was actually pretty emotional because she was rooting for Tyson.
That was bad man. And once you saw him just
walking towards the ring, you said, there is no way
Mike Tyson is going to do anything in this fight.
There's no way. It is like fighting a grandpa like
it was so and we all fell for it. We
all fell for it because we remember Mike Tyson knocking
(20:53):
people out. But the dude is sixty years old. Bruh.
You didn't even say the fact of the match. Seventy
percent of a betting public bet on Tyson. No they didn't. Yes,
they did vegas mediculi Tyson. When you were just part
of the seventy percent that bet on Tyson and he
gets in the ring with a leg brace and he's
(21:13):
taking one step at a time. How did you feel about
your money? Right? Then, you're well earned as a truck driver.
You drove a lot away, You drove all the way
across America. You put down a lot of crop boys, boys,
you've been knocking those crops out, and that your money
was in that man's leg brace. If you actually bet
on Mike Tyson, the people you're talking about, did the
(21:36):
people listening to this stupid thing as all bet him?
Sword losers did not know? The nation did not bet
on I bet they did. I bet they did. Did
dumb enough in this They won't admit. They won't admit now.
But I'm telling you the stats don't lie. Seventy percent
of America bet on Tyson. The silent majority bet on Tyson.
What what world do you think a fifty eight year
(21:58):
old dude is going anywa Would you bet it? Or
did you watch it? Raw dog? I watched it right
for the love of the sport. I was a raw dog. No,
I raw dogged it the love of the game, man,
because I wanted to see this and I and I
watched Tyson in the first round. I'm like, Okay, threw
a couple of punches the second round. He couldn't even
(22:19):
move and Jake Paul wouldn't hit him. Jake Paul was
just like, all right, I won't even hit you. So
it was obviously hey man, Mike, if you get in
the ring with me, I promise you I will not
knock you out, but I get you on that one
in the script. Guys, if that was the script, y'all
wouldn't make it a damn day in Hollywood, right because
they have I'm a script writer.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Jake Paul has to have that go eight rounds to
get his money worth, to get everybody excited and everybody
talking about it.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
It has to go eight rounds. Listen and listen. If
I'm in Los Angeles on Hollywood Boulevard, damn it. Yeah,
y'all gonna need another script. This one's soubjass. All right,
I'm staying on the cutting room floor. Boy, if you're
gonna make it in LA you better become a better writer.
Script was shit. No, I'll hang up and listen. Tell
(23:04):
me more. What what? What? What? Just the part that was
scripted was? I mean Tyson in the third round, I
think through seven total punches. It was so stupid. But
we did see those video clips where Tyson was hammering
and humping in the in the ring, so it looked
like he still kind of had it.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
And then they come out and he's like at the
end of the fight, I mean, the fight was so stupid,
and then they're bowing to each other.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Well, the final ten seconds when he did start doing
the bowing, I mean, that's scripted, Like I thought, you
fight till the bell exactly, That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
And he just kept saying afterwards, it was such an
honor to share the ring with a legend, Like what
are we doing?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
But it brought America together. It's something everybody's gonna remember
for the rest of their lives. Where you were when
you watch Tyson, No, not where you were when you
got conned into watching Tyson versus Paul. I didn't get
conned because I didn't take the minus two hundred Paul,
you gonna make any money, and I didn't take Tyson.
The money was in it to go full eight rounds
plus one eighty. That's insane. They were giving that away.
(24:09):
I had over six rounds and I had eight rounds.
So let me tell you the first round. I was
feeling fine, second, third, four, fifth, six, little puckered. I mean,
I mean, one punch and he would have gone down
him be dead. If Jake Paul really was boxing, he was,
I get it. But Tyson's able to keep him back. Stop.
Jake Paul did say if he would have went for
(24:31):
that punch that leaves him open up and exposed to
one punch from Iron Mike, stop Iron Mike shows up
with that coat at his face like it look like
he was made in like ship shiwana. Dude.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
The fact that you are still sitting here saying like this,
how sad you are like this?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
This is your You're America y No, no, no, I'm
not America because I didn't bet Tyson. America betted Tyson.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
But you're still sitting here going man. But Jake Paul
even said man, he had to be careful because one punch.
There was a time in the world Jake Paul could
have just sat there and gone off and just nailed Tyson.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Here's where you don't know, dick, but he on, hold on,
You're gonna bite your dick and listen to this, because
listen to this. You ever watched Mayweather that's a Mayweather fight.
They know Weather doesn't fight. Bro. They dance and they
always keep a glovelength. The way they're back, they're back,
they're moving. That's a Mayweather fight. That's just how boxing is.
(25:25):
The girls, man, that's how boxing should be. Those women
were beating it.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
There is no world that that was a real boxing match.
Jake Paul, if he really wanted to box, would have
knocked Tyson out, but to get Tyson in the ring,
because Tyson knew there was no way he was gonna
be able to do shit.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
He knew it, and he said, Okay, I won't knock
you out. I'm not gonna do anything. We're gonna go
eight rounds. You'll make twenty million, I'll make forty million.
It'll get it.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
It'll be a huge thing on Netflix. I promise to
take it easy on you, even though I don't think
Jake Paul's a good boxer, but he's better than a
fifty eight year old Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
And I'm sitting there watching it, going, damn, they got us,
they got I mean.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Then Tyson afterwards is talking about, man, I didn't win tonight,
but it really got me. I won in life because
you know back in July, I had to have blood transfusions.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Why the fuck am I just now hearing that he
had blood transfusion in July? Like, no crap, you had
blood transfusions.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
In July, and you thought you were gonna come in
here and box and win, and seventy percent of America
bet on your ass. And they said, Mike, is this
the last time we saw.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
You in the ring? And he said, I don't think so.
Excuse me, No one is gonna watch you box again.
Mike's Tyson and he goes, maybe I'll fight Logan like
so scripted, And Logan goes, I'll kill you man, so dumb.
I'm gonna take out a part of something nice said.
But yeah, I agree with you man. Yeah, we're done
(27:01):
with the camera. I agree with you, man. But listen,
we've never broke down a boxing match before, and it
shows we just showed our soft underbelly. No, we have
no expertise being able to break down. I wasn't even
throw that many punches. But did you see did some
punches hit Tyson in the face a couple? Okay, how
do you know that one of those punches isn't gonna
knock out Tyson, Come on, ray, he could him, I
(27:23):
know he could have, but he didn't. Why didn't he
batter him? Then Mike Tyson was a battered woman, and
that's enough. But I'm telling you, you can't predict if
a punch is gonna knock somebody out. Sure towards the
end he could have, but he you know, he could
have knocked him out from any time from the second
round on, and he didn't do it. You know why,
because that ruins the show. I don't know. I don't
(27:44):
think it was an agreement. This is what I don't understand.
It was scripted. Sure, hey, we're not gonna knock each
other out, but we're gonna throw some punches. And if
you do get knocked out, like you, you're gonna have
to throw punches. You can't do a fake fight for
eight so you still throw punches. But it was just understood,
he's not gonna go attack this. But they he grab
each other in the first round, and then they never
grabbed each other again. I thought the whole eight rounds
(28:04):
gonna be grabbing. Dude, you got lucky at least they
were bouncing around a little bit, because if they did
that grab and I was like, this is beautiful. This
is gonna be the easiest eight rounds of my life
if every two seconds they grab each other, because that's
what Mayweather does. Yeah, that's all he does. Then what
the hell is Rosie Perez doing on the broadcast? What
what does she have to do with boxing? Dude? She
was bad, right, but it didn't even make sit like, So, Rosie,
(28:26):
what do you think? I think a bad thing? What's
a bad thing? Did you watch the pregame where they
went to Evander Holyfield? No, they're having Mike trouble and
he couldn't hear any of the questions. And so the
lady from Europe, she's great, she does soccer and now
she does soccer, but all of a sudden she's doing boxing. Bro,
She's phenomenal. Their accent goes perfect with any type of broadcasting.
(28:46):
She was great, And so she's interviewing Holyfield or Evander Holyfield,
what's the other one? Man Oscar Mayer, Lewis Lennox Lewis
Lennox is doing all the answering, and she's like, well, Evander,
are you able to hear me? And Evander's like he
couldn't hear shit, and so then Lennox had to tell
him the question every question, and so she'd ask a
good one. She'd be like, what was it like the
(29:07):
time that you battled Iron Mike? And then he'd be
like eh, and she's like, would you please tell him
the question I asked? He can't hear me because he
couldn't hear shit, and so then Lennox would have to
relay the question to him, and she's like, please, please
as to me. I asked you a question, dude, for
a teleprompter not working and an earpiece not working and
a mouthpie's not working. She did great. Whatever her name is,
(29:29):
she is gonna be one of the best women announcers
in America. Okay, and she's from Europe and all, would
you just repeat what I fucking said I need to answer?
And then he'd go hah, and he's got like, dude,
it we were watching it old folks home. He had
glasses on. He goes, hey, I can't hear the question, lady.
(29:49):
That's what we were watching. That's what entertains Americans. We
were watching a bunch of fucking old people and then
here comes Tyson. Dude, they got a wheelchair ramp up
in that moth didn't be in there? Did that there? Dude?
And he's got the praise on. He's got one leg
walking the plank. What are we doing? What we're all
(30:12):
clue to the TV? Every Gen Z or millennial is
watching that ship and Mike Iron Mike comes up there, dude,
and he's got a walking boot on. Dumb ass in America.
Even my dad trying to tune into that ship. My
dad tune into that ship. We're idiots, dude. That just
(30:37):
tells you dumb we are. We are so stupid, We
are so stupid. Like and then I was like, if
you would have known the outcome, would you have watched? No? See,
the only reason I was watching it was gonna look
that bad dude. It was. I mean the fight was horrible.
It was so horrible. I mean even though they gave
up the final twenty seconds and he bowed to him,
(30:57):
that was cool, but it's stilln't cool. Also like boxing
that like that's that show scripted When you do that
and then you and Jake Paul is so stupid, like
when they're like, man, what's it feel like to beat
Mike Tyson, He's like, man, it's crazy that I beat
the legend. You didn't you beat a fucking grandpa. Dude,
you didn't beat Mike Tyson twenty million dollars. Every website
(31:20):
said it, what was it? Elder abuse? And that's why
he didn't knock him out. That's why he didn't pummel him,
because then all America would talk about is him beating
up a grant like it would be like man, dude,
that they would feel bad and be like they shouldn't
have done it, They shouldn't have done it. So you
have to look like Mike Tyson is semi respectable and
he wasn't able to get knocked out. You gotta take
(31:40):
a break. It's so stupid. No, I gotta tell you
about the old. No, you've gone roge. You gotta take
a break. No, I'll take a break, sweating dude, Wait
jack check eighty six? Eighty six. We'll take a break.
Can't put your check eighty six. We'll take a break.
(32:01):
We'll be right back. What's the time? Thirty two three?
Here's the thing, right, they were doing that. They were
interviewing Jerry Jones, Michael Urvans up there on the set. No,
I really want to take a damn break, I'm literally
we didn't take a break. I'm sweaty. Oh you mean
you want to go outside? It's fine, let's just get
out of here. Let's see this done. I literally wanted
(32:22):
to take a break. Dude. What Jerry Jones is sitting
at the table with that lady you're talking about Michael
Urbans there, and she's like, so, Jerry, you know what
does it mean to have this Cowboys stadium? And he's
like and he's like, She's like, Jerry, I can't hear you. Wait,
the same thing happened, yes, right, His mic didn't work,
(32:43):
his microphone did not work. You can't make this. Not
only couldn't nelies not get their stream right, they couldn't
even get the damn microphones for their host. So Michael
Urban finally, under the second question, had to hand them
over his mic, and whenever he wanted to talk, he
lean over to freaking Jerry and talking to his mic.
And I guess they brought Michael irb and a new
(33:03):
mic because he started talking eventually. But I was like this,
it sums it up in a nutshell, guys. That's what
I was telling Beazeer the whole time. I'm like, people
can't do live. I was like, you gotta respect that
we do live radio every day. I was like, the
average person can't do live. I said, see, see see
your husband does live every and she's like, okay, please
shut up. I'm like, no, seriously, not most TV radio.
(33:24):
A lot of the midday people are scripted or voice tracked.
I was like, dude, people can't do live like we
can on the Big Show. I mean I think she
actually thought I was kind of cool there for a second. Dude.
I was like, hey, people just can't do live like us. Yeah,
and Jake Paul, I mean, god, it's just it's such
a joke. It's such a joke. Such what he roll
up in. I was trying to think, I don't give
a shit what he rolled up in. But I'm gonna
(33:45):
tell you this right now. Never ever, Oh, they said
his short cit he was wearing was a million dollars exactly.
That's another reason you know it's fake. He's wearing a
million dollar outfit because it's a it's w WE. It
is a damn wrestling match with gloves on their hand.
But and bro, see what I get, I'm in on
(34:05):
the script. I'm not gonna be the dumb part that
bets seventy percent on Tyson. I'm gonna just tell you this,
so you're telling me. The announcers and stuff, we're in
on the script because the dude, when they were breaking
it down, they go, I don't know, I don't know. Mike,
Tyson's got a real thick neck. You you're gonna try
and punch him, and he's gonna just neck right out
of it. Age, you gotta stick neck. You're not gonna
get him out, dude. They were all in on it
being a good fight. Dude. The announcers, they have to
(34:29):
sell it. But then that's what I'm saying. Everybody was
in on it. We all got the lady from Europe.
We saw Lambo no engine. Listen. The lady from Europe
didn't know really what was gonna happen. And she goes, seriously,
Lennox Lewis, what this gonna happen? She had no idea.
She was genuinely trying to figure it out. And if
finna find out Lennox Lewis or Randa Houlefield, I don't
(34:49):
know who the hell was, goes, that's gonna be a
good battle. I tell you gonna go down, dude, nobody.
She was trying to find out the information. Nobody knew.
Even the boxers who fought in the ring thought it
was gonna be a good match. They asked Roy Jones Junior.
I said, so is Jake Paul a good boxer? And
he goes compared to who, Like, that's what I'm saying.
(35:15):
It's such a joke. We all got con listen. I was,
I was in. I knew it was gonna be I
said it on Friday Show. I said, it's gonna be
so stupid, but I will be watching. See I thought
I could have been it. I thought it could have
I did. I don't know what I said or didn't say,
but it was part of every parlay known to man
that I have. I needed at six rounds or eight rounds.
And I knew it could possibly be a tie, which
(35:38):
was the dumbest hand. I never said, Tyson, but I
did think there was possibly it could be a draw.
That's why I would only go Paul. And I didn't
love the Paul pick because I though you never know
if it's scripted. It was so just never again, never again.
But Southbeach called it, dude. He texted me like three
hours before the fight, sitting there having drinks. Bezer had
a friend over. They're like, you're really gonna watch it?
(36:00):
So I'm like, yeah, Netflix's Rocket, I had practice in it.
Sounds like, dude, get ready, it's gonna be glitching like crazy.
I'm like, what it's like, dude, they don't ever do live.
I'm telling you it's gonna be freezing like nuts. Sure,
I'm like, sabage, what do you know about live DV?
Good call, dude? Will you ever watch a Jake Paul
fight again? I've watched them all just because they're usually
(36:20):
part of my parlays. I mean, I've seen the highlights.
I've there was one other one I watched whoever whichever
brother fought the Mayweather guy. I watched that one. Oh,
I thought I watched the one with the DS brother
and da he beat Dias. I've seen him. They're all fine.
Usually there's more action. This one was two minutes. See,
they wanted more action because of the two minutes. It
(36:40):
really didn't and they ran.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
In two minutes because then they could look like he
was actually trying. And then oh the bell rang out
so he can go to a next round. Oh the
bell rang out Mike Tyson's late. He would have collapsed
if they had three minute rounds.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
I mean, it was one of those you don't even
go back and watch the next day, Like NFL games, man,
there's so much action. Usually the next day you're like, oh,
I forgot about that was awesome, man, Yeah, dude, that one.
Usually I've kind of seen it so bad. It was
so bad. I didn't see it on ESPN. I wonder
if they didn't have rights to it, because they were like,
we're not showing this joke of a fight. We don't
show w W E highlights on Sports Center. We're not
(37:14):
gonna show Jake Paul bo. I mean, it did bring
us all together. You, Me, Scuba, Steve, all watching the
same ship. We're all part in America all. We're all
part of the freaking Like, hey guys, hey guys, it
should come on round ten. I was like, no, Scuba,
it'll be around twelve, ten thirty. These things are usually
delayed lunch, Like, hey, guys, let me know when it's
gonna be a we're on this Sponzi scheme, dude, we're
(37:36):
all hey, man, let me know when you think it's
gonna start stupidest fight ever, dude, ever, ever, ever, Dude.
He got in there and the legs started trembling. Within
like twesdayond I'm like, this guy's not gonna die in
the ring. I mean, I mean, dude, you know most
people have a stool when they go back to their corner.
(37:58):
He just had a wheelchair. Man. It was so dude.
There was no person that was like, hey, we needed
this can't happen, or was everybody in on it. Everybody
was in on it except for a man. The rep
is like, oh, you know, this is gonna be a
pro fight, you know what, shut up. And then at
the end of the fight and the rest making sure
he gets in all the pictures, he's like, hey wait wait,
(38:18):
let me in, Let me in, Let me in. And
I lopped my ass off. Another thing. I sat there
and thought, how much did people pay for those damn
tickets to be there? Oh my god, how mad would
you be? It was at the football stadium so they
can fit fifty thousand. What I mean, people pay thousands? Bad?
Are you? I would never because I trust me guys
(38:39):
made the mistake. Once went to a UFC at Bridgetone.
What I realized is when you're a couple deep, it's
impossible to tell who's who, and you never know who's
winning who's losing. Dude, it's so bad.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
But even if you're up close for that, if you
paid five thousand dollars for a seat to see Tyson
and Paul, you're a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
You're an idiot. You're an idiot. Tell me what do
you think? Eh? Eh, what are we watching? This guy
didn't even get an ear piece in his ear. He's like, hap,
And dude, she knows she wasn't in on the scant scam.
I wish I knew her damn name if I did
(39:17):
any prep for the show. But whatever, the European lady.
She goes but seriously telling me, is it gonna be
a good fight due all she wanted to do is
fucking no, And he goes, hah, he's the interview. He
couldn't even hear her, and she was trying to get
to the bottom of it, that it was a Ponzi
scheme and that we just didn't get there. If she
could have interviewed for another thirty minute, she would have
(39:38):
known everybody was in on it. And the jig is up, man,
I I it was. It was so wild. It was
such a like it was like a ship against the
wall to see what would work. I mean, why was
Rosie Perez there? She was bad? Why I was glad?
I don't know who she is? Her white man can't
jump okay, all I know is Jeopardy okay. Cool her
(39:59):
voice and when she tried to explain what was happening,
like she's just not good at that, I was like, Oh,
this is cringe. Who is she? Get her off my set?
It was baffling. Ray it's title nine. No, I just don't.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I still can't figure it out. I can't figure it out. Hey,
well done, they got us, they got us.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
We did it. And then UFC Saturday night, I gotta
go to break, man, I gotta bleep something earlier on.
We'll take a break, We'll right back. Is it forty
thirty nine? Forty twenty six? Dude?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I almost didn't get UFC on Saturday night because I
was so so like out on the fight. I was like,
it's gonna be the same thing. Bones Jones has zero
percent chance of losing the fight. Really like going into it,
I knew that, So I'm like, do I really want
to pay for it. But the Michael Chandler fight right
before the co main event.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
That was awesome. Won that one Oliver beat Yeah he
was a favorite.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yeah he was a big favorite. But I mean that
fifth round Chandler came out and I mean it was
got him really hurt. And then OLIVERA gets his back
and he I mean, Michael Chandler must be one strong
human because he stood up twice with him on his own.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
That was that fight. When he dump boom and did
it again boom, It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
And then you get in and it was like Mike
Tyson two point oho walk into the ring. When Steve
Bay got in the ring with Bones Jones, he looked old,
it's a fight I said should have happened five years
ago on Friday's pod, and that's exactly what it looked like.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
He never a shot. He just did it for the money.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
He's like, you know what, you guys want to pay
me a few million dollars to get in here and
get my ass kicked, I'll do it. And he got
kicked right in the ribs. He went down, fight over
like maybe I think it was second round, maybe it
was third round.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I don't remember, but it.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Was just like and Steve Bay and they're like, what
are we going to see from here in the future.
He's like, now, I'm done, Joe, this was my last fight.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
I'm done. I'm done. It was a money ground. He
wasn't he wasn't. He didn't he could win. He knew
he was gonna get paid millions of dollars. It was
Mike Tyson two point zero. Sad weekend. Man. Then I
didn't watch football on Sunday. It was my wife's birthday. Man.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
We played outside all day, the kids beautiful. I mean,
it was a beautiful day, beautiful day.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Good Bears played well. They lost, thank god they lost well.
The Packers didn't damn cover. I needed him to get
that two point conversion to go up by three, and
they didn't, so I didn't care that they just won.
I got greedy and pushed the line from six to three.
I should have pushed it to damn zero, and then
I'd have won. My parlay had been the most beautiful
parlay of all time. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
I don't want the Bears to win because we're not
gonna go to the playoffs, so why not get a
better draft pick.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Caleb Williams looks like shit. Bon Nicks out here balling.
He looked decent, dude, he was actually hitting guys, was he?
I mean bon Nicks out here balling? Drake May looks fantastic.
Didn't see Drake May. He wasn't on the squad box,
but I saw a ton of bo Dicks. I mean,
bone Nicks is slinging it, dude. The Broncos are actually good,
tightened sold. They're so bad. Yeah, they're getting beat the
(42:58):
whole game so bad. South each wanted to go to that. No,
in what world would I drive from the country forty
five minutes and go to that shit? I mean, if
I had Mondays off, if Bone said, hey man, you
can have Monday off, I would actually semi considerate. But still,
who was I can't do it? Had more purple in
that stadium.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Than Minnesota Vikings fans travel, but they don't seem to
be very good either. They kind of I think they
peaked at the bend of the year and they're kind
of coming down. I don't know, but yeah, I didn't
watch for we guess there's my wife's birthday. So we
just chilled and I got a text from someone said,
oh dude, sorry, about your you know, are you pissed
about the Bears? Eber Flus has to be fired by tomorrow.
I'm like, why what happened? We got the field goal block?
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Good man? I want to go to his headset, but
we need to fire. He's gonna get fired anyway. He sucks.
He's terrible.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
But I watch all the I mean, I see highlights
of Drake May and I'm like, damn, that dude looks
like he has it. Bo Nix looks like he has it,
and I'm just en Jayden has it, and I'm like,
does Caleb have it?
Speaker 1 (43:54):
I don't know. Man. He's a good interviewer. He sounds
good when he yeah good, Yeah. I like that. That's
very important, you know, no home Yeah? Man? Did you
see that with Lonzo Ball? Yeah? At one hundred thousand? Yeah?
Anything else? Right? What did you do all week? He man,
I'm exhausted explaining those fights. Man. All right, Uh, college football,
(44:16):
I don't know who's good. What we're gonna find out?
Valls are going to still make the playoffs. Georgia is
gonna make the playoffs. They here. Here's the thing. Well,
I broke it down. There's gonna be four teams from
the SEC, three from the Big Ten, one from the
Mountain West, two from the Big twelve, one from the
Big twelve. There's only one, okay, one from the Big twelve,
one from Conference USA. But SEC's gonna get four in.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
I mean they put see, here's what the committee did
last week. They put Tennessee, I think was at seven.
Then they put uh, Georgia at twelve.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Georgia had to win or they were not going to
make the playoffs. But that is what they did on purpose.
They didn't want to put Tennessee too low because if
Tennessee lost, they wanted to it.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
They wanted to keep Tennessee in and allow Georgia to
stay in. So they put them at twelve, saying, oh,
well they you know, they beat number seven, so number
seven will move down to number ten, Georgia will move
up to number nine.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
They're in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, Texas. I mean, hell uh, I think
those are the four from the freaking.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
SEC, A and M. They're not getting in. Yeah, unless
they beat Texas. See what happens If they beat Texas,
that would be a problem that can't happen because then
I think balls are out. That's tough. But yeah, they
were doing everything they could. Oregon. I mean I watched
that game with Wisconsin. They look like they suck, dude.
I went to bed, I woke up Jones one, which
(45:38):
was good. Oregon was losing. They ended up winning. Falls
when I went to bed, were tied. They lost by it.
They didn't score in the second half. No fell asleep
from my boys. Man. I knew we didn't have to
win it. Playoff system playoffs. I knew we were good. Yeah,
you're good. All right, I have a good Monday, guys.
I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go do
some work. Hey, what's that temperature check before we go? Yeah? Yeah,
(45:58):
I get this thing going. Man.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Hey, I'm I'll tell you what's not a con. It's
Sore Losers Convention Coaches Convention four Sorelosers dot Com.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Get your tickets. Eighty seven degrees.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Eighty seven degrees, guys. You see what we suffer through
to get you, guys this pod. So when people are like, oh,
you don't even work construction. It's hot out there. It's
just as hot in this damn room as it is
out there on the construction site. I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Yep. Yeah, guys, go to Sore Losers convention. It is
gonna be a blast confirmed. Muffy confirmed, Aaron, Bertoke confirmed,
Carmen confirmed, Arnold confirmed, any others on the Facebook page.
(46:41):
You're a lot of Cartonis and his wife will be there.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
She's really nice. He's crazy though, that's the problem. B
McNamee is gonna be there, Caraway is gonna come. The
Glass family will be there.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Hey. And in Fantasy, dude, your brother won by one hundred.
I said, give him the trophy already for Fantasy there
ain't nobody gonna stop him. A man, but we are
going to make the playoffs. Oh yeah, we're in first place.
It's over. We got a seventeam tied for first in
our division. Unbelievable division. Never been this competitive before. Justin
(47:17):
has already declared himself coach of the Year. Congratulations, worse
to first. I hate Fantasy, man, I really hate it.
The texts were off the chain this week. I'd love
to hear them. I said I won Personality of the
Year for Country Radio, thank you, And he said, I
don't give a fuck. He said I won Best mother
(47:39):
Ger in Nashville. Who cares? I said, Also, if I
win Coach of the Year, that'd be icing on the shaft.
And he said, I win Coach of the Year by
a landslide. It's not even a close race. There's no
dark horse. And I said, I'm willing to offer you
a buy out to shut the fuck up. And he said,
I'm offering you a buyout to shut the hook up
without a BUYEO. Hey, I gotta text him, Garrett. He's
(48:02):
in Vegas, man, he is, Yeah, he's in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
And he sent me a picture from Circa the Sports
does and he texted our group, the Fellows, and I
was like, dang, dude, that looks great. Have you bet
on everything that is on that screen? He goes, so far,
I'm one for twelve in my sports bets.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Wow. I'm like, have a day, man, I have a day.
Bottom feeder. Hey, he's just he ate rock Bottom and
kept digging and one for twelveyikes, man, tell him to
take the next flight out. Yeah. Have you ever thought
about betting on an underdog every once in a while? Man?
Whoa way, we'll be there in a week. I won't Yeah,
(48:41):
too soon, man,
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