The Sore Losers are Coming to Netflix!!!!

In this episode we have some very exciting news about the future of the podcast and our deal to partner with Netflix! Ray got an email about Netflix wanting us on their platform so we debate if we think this is going to be good for the brand. Also Lunchbox's wife made him attend an all women's meet up at the playground and Ray has an important story but I can't remember what it is referring to as I type this. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did I say something?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
You can say whatever you want. You can have whatever
you like. You know who sings that?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
So this is just for the listener talk.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Ignore me, just ignore my ass. Don't worry about it.
You can have whatever you like. T I good job, Ray.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I'm gonna ask you something from our wheelhouse. Who's the
greatest bulls team in the No?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, no, literally, you were just saying, can I say something?
I was just trying to tie it in. You can
say whatever you like? And then I said, who's saying that?
And you just kept going like I wouldn't even hear.
It's cool. Go ahead, man, Ray.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Who is a greater team? This year's Wemby or Tim
Duncan and Manu? No do we do? I do that? Ever,
I'm gonna go with Wemby this year.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
No, it's Thunder. They can't. They don't lose, dude, they
are They don't have half their team and they just win. No, hey,
don't worry about a championship hangover. They got it. They're
just gonna keep winning.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Go ahead, and they got six Man of the Year.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Who's that?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I believe a Ji Mitchell or something.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh he's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
All right, So guys, here is This is just to
you guys. Lunch isn't even hearing this. I have gotten
inside source news that Netflix. Have you heard of it.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I've heard of it. It's a show TV station. Actually
it's a streaming service. It's not a TV station. So
we're both wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Hate that they are going to start streaming podcasts. That
is why we need to get in bed with video.
I knew there was a reason we were doing videos
here that truckers. You guys aren't gonna be alone at night.

(01:39):
So get that blanket on tight, because we're.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Coming to Netflix. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Let me we are the sore losers at gmail dot com.
Let me check our inbox. Nothing from Netflix. Man, they
are not interested in our videos. They have not. They
said your video suck. We're not interested. Thanks for thanks
for nothing.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
But this is the start of it. So we've got
to start the videos. I don't care if I don't
feel like doing it. I don't care if you don't
feel like doing it. I don't care. If they said
we're gonna have an intern that never showed up, that's real.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
That's not even arnold to make believe. Guy, Hey, I'm
not there.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
There's supposed to be some intern that's running our crap.
I still haven't seen them or her. We need videos.
So now you're back on the video train because of Netflix.
I don't know how many more signs we need. We're
going down and messing with people on Broadway. We're going
and interviewing people. We're gonna film our podcast. We need videos.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay, so the video's running right now, and even more so,
the video's going right now.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
No, guess what the freaking email said.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
No, there was no email.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Netflix did not email me all forward. It not that one,
But I'm saying the one that tipped me.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Off about hey, go ahead. What else did say?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
It said?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
iHeart looks to form relationship with Netflix.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Ding Ding ding Ding Dong, ditch the.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Witch is dead. If that isn't writing on the wall,
I don't know what is.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
We're coming to Netflix, man, I never thought Netflix would
want to do a filming of this podcast in this
tiny studio that looks like we're in the basement of
our parents' house.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Has no flare to it, no character, no nothing. It
is just a plain Jane studio. I could see Netflix
wanting to splash this all over America and across the
pond and over to Australia, down to Japan and back
to timbucktoo. They don't want anything to do with our
podcast because look at this thing. We got to get

(03:59):
our own studio.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
We gotta get some bizaz, some lights, some stuff like
on the walls. Hide your kids, hide your wives, because
we're coming to Netflix.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Who needs you to TV? Get Netflix?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
My wife pulls up the Netflix Top ten where she
always just doom scrolls to try and find something to watch,
and our podcast is on there. Great use of doom scroll,
by the way, Very well done, man, Because I pulled
up Netflix the other day and I turned up Mom
for the kids, and baby Box is like, I don't
like this.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm like, what, You've never seen it? Yeah? I have?
It literally been released that day. I'm like, you haven't
seen this, you've been at school. I saw it. I
saw it twenty minutes. La dad, this is really funny.
I don't know what it is. I have no idea what.
It's one of those cartoons, but he loves it. It's

(04:56):
a Doctor Seuss thing, but he had been released that day.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
But automatically, I don't like it, smart kid, I've already
seen it.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's not funny.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Play it off thinking that you weren't gonna check when
it was released.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well, I mean it literally said and red new release.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
My wife already knows my things. It's like, ain't watching
a Christmas movie now? You know?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
If it doesn't have palm trees, I'm probably not watching it.
It needs to have a hot co lead stuff like that.
It needs to be something to do with water. If
there's who's the hot lead on this? If we do Netflix,
do we need to get a chicken? Do we need
to get a palm tree in here and have like
a cocktail waitress bringing us drinks during the.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Show so it looks good on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Sounds like we need Abby on More. We need Amy
on More. We need Morgan number two on More. We
need Morgan number one on More. We need that means
we gotta put sand in the studio. It's like we're
at the beach. What's the rock station girl name? I
don't know if there's a rock the midday girl that
you've met her before and I always I've met her
maybe once, but she used to have She has a

(05:56):
corner office next to McKitty.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I think she's on the beat at whatever it chang Kate. Yeah, yeah,
we got I didn't know she was on the rock.
I have no idea what she's on.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Sales lady's in here. We've never had a saleslady on
Probly Perfect. We did have that one lady from Minnesota
that was walking through. Never got an email from her
saying hey, she listened and then she liked the pot
or anything like that. Her and her husband went back.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
And listened to it. No, it's cool. We just throw
you on our podcast. You don't eve give us at
least one download, that's all right.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
They had to have listened back to that. Well, they
didn't notify us, because the data shows they did. It
was our biggest quarter of our existence. Maybe that's why
Netflix is coming on board now. It goes hand in
hand with it. We getting us, we getting us, getting
more sore losers Nation listeners this quarter. Netflix saw that

(06:50):
they've been in tune.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Now we are coming to Netflix.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
And it also shows most people don't read their emails.
By me reading just reading something, we're six months ahead
everybody else here. Nobody else knows this.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, I don't know if I got that, Do I
get the email?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
It depends.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Sometimes they put me on some mailing lists as a
producer that I get stuff where it's like these polls results,
this happened, this signed, this artist is in behind bars,
this artist came out.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
You know.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, I think you probably got that and I didn't
because I didn't get anything like that. I don't get
any polls or this or that or this and that.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Right, who was it that came out?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, but we should start the show. Man, might as
well start the show now that Hey, we're coming to Netflix.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
You are looking live Netflix? Loo?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh the love dude, so loser.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Man. I just gotta say, it's a pleasure to be
on Netflix now. I mean, I am humbled. I never
thought this was possible when I used to go to
the little box outside the store and you would or no,
it was online, and I'd order the CDs and they
would mail them to us and then we'd watch the
DVDs and we'd mail them back. Now we're going to
be on this platform. It's like such an honor. So,

(08:06):
I mean, it feels really good. I am over the
moon excited.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
If I was gonna change my life really, but what's up, everybody,
I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports. So I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
What I be all this is that I'm from the North.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
of Nashville. I'm married to Baser, my wife. We live
in the country two point three three three three three
three acres and.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
We have two kids.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
At Vanderbilt, Justin will check on them, my friend in
the electrophysiology unit. And I'm probably gonna die of a
heart attack when I'm seventy two.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
And let's go over to you on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Man, this feels different.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Man. The energy is different, the vibe is different. It
just everything is different. The biggest energy intro we've ever had.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
This is so crazy, man. We are wacky.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
We love sports words over here on Netflix, and we.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Gotta do a little cross promotion right now. Make sure
you watch season eight of Stranger Things out now on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
And if we're in your top ten, good should be welcome.
Welcome in. Are you in bed with your wife? Hey?

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Oh, are you doing a little Netflix and chill and
a little sort losers podcast? If you don't know a
lot about this podcast, we are two dudes sitting at
a barstool, talking sports, talking life, and talking pop culture.
Welcome to the Sort Losers podcast The Barstool.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Did you steal that from barstool?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
What? That's their slogan, A barstool. That's the name of
their whole company, Barstool. What else are you gonna say?
The Entertainment Sports People Network.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
That's really their thing.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, A bunch of guys sitting on barstools.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
That's how it was formed. Oh, what's the nice year
is they? A bunch of friends are on a bicrophone?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Can I be honest? I literally never heard that. I
literally was just trying to go from the dome like
come up with something, and oh, man.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
That's ow Portnoy. They created the whole day thing.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Holy crap.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
It started with a newspaper and then is now whatever
this mega conglomerated is.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah. Now they do the thing that McAfee does, but
they do it on Fox.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Right they are you talking about Saturday Game Day?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I thought, oh, is it game Day? I thought they
did their show on Fox Sports.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Now, yeah they do, They're one of them.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
But I don't talk about that because.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
We're on net.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Welcome back, man, that was a minor hiccup. I didn't
mean to use barstool. That was I swear to you,
I'd never heard that in my life.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
That's really weird, And now that you say it, it
makes complete sense on how that is tied him.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
And also it's like, I feel like portnoy are we
can we talk about him for a second, Yeah, we can.
I just feel like he's kind of like a cropchy
old man before before he was rich, now that he's rich,
just like.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
He hates everything. He treats his employees like crap. And
I'm like, I get it.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Does he treat him like crap or does he treat
him awesome?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
I don't know, but I'm like, are you guys really
sitting around barstools right now? Are you just in a
boardroom yelling at each other.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
I will say that they do a lot of videos
of them watching games together.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
That's not entertaining to me.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
No, No, I'm not saying it's entertaining, But I'm saying,
do they not have families? There's nothing, just no one
at that car, Like, it's amazing how many people are
there watching games on Saturday, Sundays, Monday nights, Tuesday nights.
And I saw one of their dudes hit a big parlay.
He had ninety thousand. He hit ninety thousand. It was
like anytime touchdown for JJ McCarthy. He went all quarterbacks, Lawrence.

(11:43):
I don't know which other ones he had.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
But some running back called Netflix.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
And I was like, damn, that'spreat But they were all
around watching it, and I'm like, how are all these
people just sitting around watching it? I think the same thing.
And one of their main guys is Big Cat. He
has a wife, he has kids, and it was probably
a Sunday. He's not at home with his family. They
make him work on us.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
That sucks. He does the weekday show and then he
has to on a Sunday go watch the game with
a bunch of eighteen year olds.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Do you think they're required or is it fun over required?
You're not going to a room with cameras without alcohol.
There's not booze.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Now, there's got to be booze.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
There's not because I don't think they're partnered with one. Well,
I mean maybe they drink it in a red sty
a solo cup. And they're all working so many hours.
I don't really ever see him getting because woozy.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Because when I went to uh San Antonio, there was
a band playing at the our event, and the band
doesn't drink, right, but the crew does drink, so they
hide it from the band. They would had it in
drawers and then they also would pour it and red
solo cups, and whenever someone would come in, they would

(12:53):
put the solo cup to the side that's called something else.
So it was weird that they weren't allowed to drink
it in front of the band, but they were allowed
to drink. I don't really know. I don't got a problem, man.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
I just pound two beers before I go to dinner
with my wife and it's like, okay, guys.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
See, I don't know, but those they dude, look like
they have a cool setup where they have all those recliners.
They're all sitting around watching games. Looks comfortable, But I
don't see how you can do that seven days a week.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Are you seeing chicks in those videos? No?

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I haven't. Does Breonna Chicken Fry still there?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
She does a podcast on there, But I don't care
because I'm on Netflix and I just don't think it's
as translated yet. The watching people watch TV.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
I get the streaming where a guy staring at the
computer stream and he's doing he's doing interesting kind of crap.
They're talking, there's a comment section. I get all that,
but the dudes because they can't legally show the te
what's on the TV. Oh that's right, So that's why
they have to show us watching them watch crap.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I'm not in I'm not in on that.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Even the most interesting clip when the guy won ninety thousand,
I clicked out after like five seconds. I'm like our
podcast more interesting than that.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Well, I find it interesting, but I don't understand it.
And maybe I'm just too old. Maybe this is gonna
make me sound like a crotchy old man. But I
don't understand people that watch other people play video games,
like those people that like do twitch and they show them,
they livestream them playing a video game, and they get
millions of people watching. Can someone please explain to me

(14:28):
what is entertaining about watching another human play video games.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
I'm gonna hold your dick right there. Excuse me, pardon
me for saying that, are you entertained by watching other
people gamble? No? Because I am when Stevell do does
it and Bob Menery does it It is a fascinating
three hours at two am in Vegas. They film themselves
John Sarahsani at a table.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh your boy, John Sarasani popped up on my Instagram
their day. I was like, who is this guy? And
he's playing one on one blackjack. I'm like, all right,
I'm bored.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I'm see so I disagree with you on that because
the gambling is really entertaining.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Really, I don't. I agree with you on the video question.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
I can shake your hand on that, but I can't
meet you there with the because the gambling is interesting
and win A streamer like Kai Sanat interesting as crap,
the speed guy interesting when they're streaming, that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I mean that speed guy, he streams him going to
dinner interesting. That's why I streamed us at the convention.
I started that. I don't really understand when I started streaming. No,
you did not start Netflix. But we are here now
and it feels good, and you know it's funny. The
camera's on't on. I keep pointing at the cameras and
there's no nothing to see. But what I hear me

(15:45):
out if we took a trip to Vegas, right.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
That ain't happening in the foreseeable future. But sure would
hypothetically Sore.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Losers Nation be I mean, how is a casino you
had to be betting big money to rent out a
whole table to set up all your cameras. Because if
I just come out on the casino floor and I
have my camera and I put it up, is Sore
Losers Nation gonna watch me play twenty five dollars a
hand at black jack?

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Oh my gosh, you just thought of dumbly. How you
and me are gonna go stream and become huge on Netflix. Yah,
as part of the podcast, We're gonna go stream in
Vegas gambling.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, but how how do you do it?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
You have to have the casinos agree. You just ask them, But.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
You have to have clearance ahead of time. I can't
just walk up to a table and say hey, can
I stream? Why I play?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Because you got the floor, Madam John Sarah Sani gets
permission in the rio gets permission. If I say hey, guys, hey, hey, hey,
Red Rocks or whatever what you said, Rocks you have
three hundred thousand followers. I have one hundred thousand followers. Boom,
both of us will be there streaming. We have this
much of a following this, how many downloads would you
be cool with us renting out a table?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
And they're gonna go, yeaht a Tuesday, perfect come.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
And then they're gonna say minimum bet is one hundred
dollars two hundred and three hundred dollars a hand. Right,
they're not gonna say, hey, you can pay play twenty
five dollars a hand.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
You ready for the caveat? Yeah, we got to play
with our own money. They'll let you film, but it's
never make bleed money. Those dudes really win or they
really lose.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
No, I understand that, But is it gonna be okay
if it's twenty five dollars a hand? Are they gonna
let me have a whole table, a dealer and stream
for twenty five dollars a hand.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
That's a great question because the guys I watch do
play pretty huge hands and we're cutting the stream. If
we're down five thousand, like we won't even be able
to afford our flight back.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, that's what I mean. I get down two hundred,
I'm ready to walk away.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Like, but you emailed with us for the past month, right,
we lost our money?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, I lost two hundred, man, I gotta I gotta
switch the mojo. I gotta go to another table. Man.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
They have the table rented out, and we bail after
being down six hundred.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
They clean us out.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
That's like, I mean. I got a call yesterday and
I look down at Garrett and I'm like, man, what's
Garrett calling me for?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
You know? Picking up? What do you doing? Man?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
What I owe this pleasure? He goes, I'm just driving,
like to call people on the commute. I'm like, oh, man.
So we start talking. We talked about live everything, and
then he's like, Hey, are we gonna make Vegas happen?
I mean we've been talking about it since May, doing
a weekend in Vegas to watch football. I said, when
do you want to go? He goes, wild Card weekend.

(18:25):
Let's go to Vegas.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Okay, Garrett, And I.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Said, Garrett, have you ever heard of the Sore Losers Convention.
He goes, no, Actually I haven't. What's that? I said, Uh,
it's where sword Losers Nation takes over Nashville. It's wild
Card weekend. I can't go to Vegas.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Good job, Garrett. You had our same great idea five
years late. We had it five years ago for the
first ever convention.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, it's sort of like Ray invented streaming, and now
we invented going to Vegas and taking it over. We
did that a long time ago. You're way behind the game.
So needless to say, he goes, Oh, all right, I
guess I'll call some other people say if they want
to go, I might No, no, no, you don't go.
Don't go without me.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
What's his second option? Christmas? Hey?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Hey, can we go on Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Man?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Like?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
What?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
No? Me and Bezier did that last year? Was awesome? Well,
I have kids, don't ever take that from me. That
was a hell of a weekend.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
I'm gonna tell you when I used to go back
to Austin here and oh it's so hard.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
On the big screen at Vegas and the sports book
laughing my butt off.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Dude, I'm telling you when we went to When I
go back to Austin during college, Thanksgiving break the night
before Thanksgiving were some of the wildest nights on Sixth
Street I've ever had. Cause the drinks are so cheap
because and there's not it's not as crowded as it
usually is, so I mean there's just you go to

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every bar and it's just so friendly and fun, and
everybody that's out is in a good in for a
good time. And there's one time I went out the
night before Thanksgiving, me and Chess Day met two chicks
and we go back to their apartment and we wake
up to the one of the girl's parents knocking on
the door, ready to go have Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
And they're like, hie, hide hyed eyed, right, what hide
the hell? We're grown adults, all right, we'll hide. So
we hid in one of the girls rooms. They left
with the parents let us in their apartment and we
had to close up. We just had to leave after
they led, and then I guess they came back and
locked it. I don't know, but it was like man
and then ForSight man. We got to get home for

(20:24):
a Thanksgiving huh. We had to go to our parents
out for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
What a hell of a t day.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
It was amazing.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
And also, you know, you know, got all the homelesser
at the soup kitchen. You don't got to step over
them on six true.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
And there was one time my dad was gonna come
over and help me scrub the popcorn off the ceiling
of my house. You know, have the popcorn ceilings like
it's like, look now everything is flat, Like the new
thing is have a flat ceiling, right, And he was like,
I'll come in over, you know, morning of Thanksgiving because
we're not, you know, having Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
When I go to.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Grandma and Grandpa until noon or one. I'm like, all right, cool.
And I go out on Sixth Street the night before and.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Just get smashed and that can't be easy.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
And I slept in my car downtown and I've never
been so cold in my life, yep. And I mean
luckily back in the day. I had so many clothes
in my car, just piled on the top of me.
And I got up four times.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
And the hours that I was passed out in my
car after as nine on Sixth Street, peeing in the alley,
getting back in the car, and then my dad's at
my house at seven forty five am. So I had
just set my phone alarm in the car instead of
drive home and change and we scraped popcorn for like
two and a half hours. Man, I'm telling you those

(21:45):
nights and four Thanksgiving great times.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Hell, brother, you want to sleep on my part of
the alley, No, Man, I got a car and I'm
going to my apartment.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
I'm going to go to my house. Man, It's just
I couldn't leave my car here. It's Thanksgiving, man, I
needed to get to Grandma and Grandpa and said, yeah,
I mean it's really calmated. Oh brother, I thowt you're
down on your luck like the rest of us. Hey, man,
why are you peeing here my number? Amen? I don't know.
My cars just parked right there. I just needed somewhere
to pee. I'm sorry, you know, I'm getting back in
my car. Don't worry. Locked the doors boom. It was
really cold because you couldn't have the car running because

(22:14):
then you get d DUI.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
It can't be colder in this room right now. It
is my feet of freezing.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Yeah. Well we'll go outside, we'll warm up, we'll come back,
we'll take a break. We'll be right back, all.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Right back on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Oh man, we are back after that long awaited sponsor
break by Netflix. I have to say I love my wife, right,
I really do love my wife. She's really a great woman,
but she seems to be the worst at communicating what's
going on in life.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Don't agree. She is great with the convention. My name
is Bennett. I ain't in it. My name is Paul.
It's up to y'all.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah. So she tells me, hey, uh got a text, said,
there's some kids meeting at the place at the park
after school. Wanted to know if we wanted to bring
our boys because one of the moms, the daughter was
in kindergarten, which is baby Box twoes age, and the
other kid is in baby Box's first grade class. And

(23:14):
they're like, ought to be great. It's a bunch of parents,
you know. And I'm like, all right, great cool. She's like,
so we're gonna go. It's gonna be about you know,
three point thirty. We're gonna go to the park and
play and hang out. I'm like, all right, great, weekday, weekday,
Monday night. Wolf. What I mean?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Wolf? That blows man?

Speaker 3 (23:31):
As a dad, I don't want to come home, get
on the couch, TV's on, I leave it.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Well, I'm changed too.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Here's the thing. Right, we get home, it's one o'clock,
so I have two hours before the kids get home
to oh relax, got it? You know what I mean.
It's not like I'm a dad that gets off at five,
walking the door at five thirty and boom, I've had
no rest time.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Honey, I bang my secretary.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
It's sorry, it's a little late sex session ran over,
and so I'm all right cool. And we get there
and first thing I see is there's a pumpkin in
the parking lot, like just sitting there by one of
the parking little blocks, you know, those little I don't
know what you call them, parking blockers. So yes, go

(24:16):
into the grass. Yeah, there's a pumpkin. It's uncarved. And
I immediately yell out, who wants to smash a pumpkin?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Devil's night?

Speaker 2 (24:28):
I mean, why not? It's already after Halloween. We're at
a random city park and there's just a pumpkin sitting there.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
He's only hit your own car.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I'm like, why do we not want to smash this?
So here come all the kids out into the parking
lot and boom, one person smashes it, breaks into then
there's two pieces. Two kids get it boot and then
they are all just taking little pieces and smashing this
pumpkin all over the parking lot.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
From an environmental standpoint, it's got to be biodegradable.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
And then the possums are gonna come at night, raccoons
going to eat that squirrels whatever else, little varmints are
gonna eat that thing, absolutely beautiful red foxes. Only problem
is I didn't know any of these other parents, and
I'm encouraging their kids to come out in the parking
lot and smash pumpkins. Eh. So I don't know what
they felt about it, because they didn't say anything to me.

(25:18):
They just I just saw them looking over, and I'm like,
I got all these kids in the parking lot, and
when cars would drive by, I'd be all right, car
move out of the parking lot, all right, smashing on
and we'd smash pumping So fun.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Where's your wife coming to play?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Well?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Then all right, I was like, all right, I think
we're done smashing pumpkins. Everybody back to the playground and
I go and there's my wife. There's another mom, another
mom whoa and another mom. So my wife didn't don't
tell me the problem.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
She failed to tell me that it was gonna be
with their kids at the playground. She made it sound
like this was a family outing for every family. And
so I'm the only dad there.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
You had to know wall Street Wally isn't gonna be there.
Broadway Ben isn't gonna be there.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Well, here's the problem. I don't know these people, so
I don't know what Wall Street Wally does. I don't
know what Big Street Ben does. I have no idea.
I just assumed the way she made it sound is
that the families were going to the playground and this
was our chance to meet some more families.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
You gotta know that the dads are all my neighborhood.
It's me and the retired army people, the vets that
are there, and the day trader guy. We're the only
people in the neighborhood the entire day.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
I thought, maybe these people work odd hours. If they're
gonna the dad's you know, the family's gonna be there
three thirty four o'clock. I mean, I think it's gonna
be great bonding. What's up, how you doing? Nice to
meet you. Instead the cackle of women are just standing
in a circle talking.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Oh yeah, he's cut in bed, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Just shit, well what am I gonna do? So I
just got to stand off to the side because I'm like, well,
I'm not in the hen circle like they're just chatting.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Have you guys started using swing sets?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
So I just look like a creepy dude standing at
the playground off to the side, twiddling my thumbs. I'm like, well,
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
So girl, save the kids handcuffs, trust me.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
So then I just call my sister and I get
on the phone. I'm just like, Oh, I'm ou awkwardly
at the parker.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Don't worry.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
My wife decided that we were gonna do a playground meetup,
and she didn't inform me. There's gonna be no other
dads here, so I have no one to talk to.
So I thought i'd call you and just catch up
on life.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Most people would say you're being up, but not me.
I actually agree with you on this one, because when
it's Baser and Jessica or Baser in heather, they will
take off and there's no catching them. You can't keep
up in conversation.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Correct, you can't.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Oh my panties, Oh my phone, I'm not relating to
that stuff. I have nothing to add.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, I had to run in my pantyhose. Don't know
anything about it. Oh, I got these new high heels,
don't know anything about those. I got some pumps, don't
know what those are. Cool. I'm gonna be over here,
I'm gonna be Paul and I'm gonna leave y'all alone.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
And now that everybody's got a podcast, I swear Baser
and her friends, they all now will tell stories that
are four minutes long, and I'm like, I ain't got
four minutes. I'm not even gonna try and interject here.
I'm going to run and I just yell it and
will walk out.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah. So I just kind of went over and talked
to my sister for a while, chatted up, talked about,
you know, Halloween, how her weekend was this that the other.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Do you act like it was a business call? Oh,
some sponsors for the big show?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
No, because they were far enough away from me they
didn't even notice that I was there. They were in
their little circle, and I was over. They were by
the swings and I was over by the slide just like,
and my wife was like, hey, come over and chat
with us, you know what I mean. Like it felt
like they were having deep in conversation women talk, and
so I was like, all right. So I talked to
my sister and I got done and then Babybox is

(28:55):
d Dad, Dad, can we play the Monster game? And
I'm like, alright, I guess if you guys want to
play the Monster game, we can play the Monster game.
And the Monster Game is whereas I am the monster
and I say, you know, I'm getting kind of hungry,
and you know what, I want to eat a kid sandwich,

(29:16):
not chase. The kids love it so fun.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Girl, Most dads can't do it. They got higher voices.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
And they can't do it because they're not an athletic
and they but here's the problem. I still have my
stomach pain, so it's a little harder to move around.
So I really kind of walked.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Oh I thought that was just on The Big Show.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
No, No, it's a real deal.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Man.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Oh I haven't played soccer in like a month because
I can't freaking move.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Geez man.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
I told you guys about planner facyitis, how bad it was,
and then all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I hear, now you can't run anymore.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Bones from the Big Show he said he hasn't played
pickleball in six months or something.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
I told you guys, it's bad when you can't run.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
No, it's awful. And so that's why we haven't had
any soccer stories to do.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
None of you guys emphasize empathized.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I empathized, I been a little to be honest with
you, you just didn't want to play basketball anyway. So I
start playing with my three kids and one of the
lady's two kids.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
The other two ladies left, so it's now down to
just two families, perfect three way.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
And so then all of a sudden, these random kids
start getting involved. Tag me, tag me.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I'm like, wait, did or not from the families?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, they're not from the families.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
I'm like, you can do the air tag Like?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Am I allowed to tag them?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Are they allowed to play?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
So then they come and tag you, and you're we got.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Like twelve kids playing monster game, and I'm you know,
and one time I stick my arm through the bars
because they're going across the bridge. My arm got stuck.
That's fine, No, no, it's stuck in between the bars. No,
no, no metal pole bars. And I'm like, oh god, oh god.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
You can still do the morning show though, without your
leg and arm.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
And so I'm sitting there and I mean it took
me a good three to four minutes.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
To like, did you tell them you were in trouble? No?

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Like I was still trying to get him, like I
was trying not to be panicked. Good acting dad, but
deep down, I'm going, oh my gosh, they're gonna have
to call the fire department. They're got to cut my
arm out. They're gonna have to cut the poles.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
You gotta do ice. There's ways around it, and.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
So I'm like it will kind of bend it, turn
it and got it out. I mean, my elbow area
was so red from being stuck in there for the
four minutes it was and I was like, guys, I
need a time out. I need a time out. And
then that's when I saundered over and talked to the
other mom and my wife. I finally got in on
the conversation. I was like, guys, you almost had to

(31:39):
call the fire department at my arm got stuck in
the poles, Like, oh my.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Gosh, that's up man, try and get it stuck over here.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
But then finally another dad showed up.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Nice was he unemployed. He walks up, hair's all messy.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
And he's like what's up? And I was like hey,
and he grabs one of the kids, goes and gets
the car and drives away.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
He didn't really on a talk.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I was like, oh, I thought he was coming to
hang out.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Like he's also probably looking at like, oh, it must
be nice dad, You're able to have fun times with
your kids.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
I'm exhausted from work. I don't even feel like running around.
I'm going to a couch right now, much less playing
toy cars.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Correct. And he just picked up one of the kids
and left, and I was like, oh, I thought he
was coming to hang out.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
You gotta realize Dad used to pick us up from
stuff didn't even come. He would sit in his truck
all the other parents talking, how's it going, how is
the coal mine good?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Good?

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Good? How's parent teacher stuff?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Good?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Good good?

Speaker 3 (32:35):
You had my dad sitting his truck doing business calls
the entire Hey Dad, we're done with first grade. Dad
go in his truck back to the lumber mill.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah. And I was like, oh, I thought he was
gonna hang out, and she was like, oh, he was
going to, but my younger son had to go poop,
so he was taking him home and go poop. I'm like,
there's a porter potty right there. But that's cool, man,
I'll just hang out with you guys again. You know,
I'll just be here and hang out and do nothing.
And so that was my Monday night. I got to
hang out at the playground with a bunch of kids

(33:06):
and a bunch of women. When my wife said, oh,
there's gonna be families, she didn't freaking tell me there's
gonna be no dads.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Were the mom's unemployed stay at homes.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
I don't know what they did because I didn't talk
to them.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Just wonder how they're able to swing it. I know
you because of your odd hours. Yeah, at odd hours,
this meet up at a three point thirty Yeah, average
person can't do that. Now, the average person can't. So
maybe twelve kids. I get the kids. How are parents
able to be there? And why are is people not
at daycares?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
It's a great question. I don't know they I don't
know how everybody does it. But one guy was sitting
on the bench and I was playing the monster game,
and he goes, oh, I wish I had have the
energy you have, Thanks man, good talk. What do you
even try to sleep with my wife? I didn't. He
wasn't part of our group. He was part of the randoms.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Oh he also might have been recovering.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah. And then there was two homeless people that camp
underneath the gazebo. They had all their stuff and one
started smoking a cigarette. I'd rather than smoke weed. That
cigarette smoke was just blowing onto the playground, just reeking,
and we're standing there and he goes, trigg or tree.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
That's actually funny.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
That's why I told the kids, hey, boys, time to go,
time to go. Calanders off four days. He said, I
don't know what's going on, but he said trigger tree.
Don't know what that means in homeless lingo, But we
got to go. And so we bailed out of there, man.
And then we went across the street to get something
to eat, and my kids won turkey, so I got pull.
Can I get a three turkey sandwiches? Please?

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Sorry, we're out of turkey? Dude, How can you be
out of turkey? It's only five point fifteen?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, it's easy out.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yeah, okay, all right, we'll take three pork sandwiches. We're
out of pork, turkey. What do you have? Then it's
five to fifteen. The dinner rush hasn't even started and
you're out of those items. So uh, all right, man,
we'll have a good evening.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
We're not gonna eat here hungover Monday.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Uh Taco Bell near me. I go there.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
They used to have these steak chiloopas that were amazing. Yeah,
one of my favorite things at Taco Bell, I order it.
We no longer have those. Well, I'm but I'm actually
staring at them on the menu. Yeah, we just haven't
updated our graphic yet. Okay, that's fine, I'll get the
chicken shiloopas. We don't have those. I'm actually staring at
those as well on the menu. They're both taking up

(35:37):
the entire menu and they're my favorite product. Yeah, corporate
just hasn't sent over the new graphics. But we don't
have any of that entire left hand panel.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I maybe put some tape over it or like an
X so we don't even look at the menu and
get excited about that item. But uh no, it's cool, man,
I'll just order That's when you go, okay, what about this,
and you order something else from the left side of
the menu, and they're like, sir, I just told you
that we don't have that.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Well, and you know how the graphics are.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
It's covered the entire left hand columns of Really, now
all I see are drinks and I can get a
cheese roll get it. I guess I'll get the kids
cheese roll in a fountain drink. That's all I can
see on your menu.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Oh sorry, we're out of cheese. Man, We'll take a break.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Well, hey, I told you I want to talk about something.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
This is where I was going to give you the floor.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
So Morgan Wall and tickets go on sale for where
there's no Nashville closes to Chicago, also a Vegas. I
thought maybe I could talk Beazer into that they're supposed
to send me a code last night because it's a
pre sale Morgan Wall in twenty cities, No all next year,
got it? So I keep checking my email. Maybe it

(36:47):
comes right at the time. No, these are all Mike.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
D and Steve.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
They said they were gonna send me a code for
pre sale. They never sent me a code.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Well, here's the thing. Do you know where you work?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Do you understand you don't need to buy tickets?

Speaker 1 (37:06):
These are the high demand though, and not in a city.
It's not here?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
What city trying to go to?

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Chicago?

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Okay, Soldier Field got l Langley, Gavin Gavin Adcock Baser's.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Favorite and Walling Okay, do it on a.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Saturday night in June. Everything's going to be perfect. I
got a pre sale code.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
All right, But you do have a phone number that
you can text. There's two phone numbers.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
You can text Yator No above him Bones Ding, I mean,
what are you waiting on?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Why would you not hit him up immediately?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
How the heck does he hook up a Morgan Walling ticket?
Have you ever hit up Bones for tickets?

Speaker 2 (37:56):
No? Because I don't care to go to anything. I
don't concerts aren't my thing.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Well, he hit me and hooked me up with Eldridge
because it was here, a local show and it's his friend. Dang,
I didn't thank him and Walling boys and it's in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
You don't think he has people at the all over
the place.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, but if I can afford him, I'm fine with
paying fly.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Why would you pay for them? That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Because pre scalped I can get them probably a good
seats from me in Beazer one hundred and fifty a pop,
No chance. Yeah, before they go on the ticket Master
resale and people start trying to get him for eight hundred,
So they're doable, is what I'm saying with this.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Dang code.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
But I'm like, so is the demand that high that
I didn't even get selected to get a code to
get into the pre sale to get a chance at
these tickets? That are we dealing with.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
The Beatles right now? With this walling guy.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Well, Paul McCartney, speaking of the Beatles, is coming to Nashville.
I see it on the billboard right across the way.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
It's like Nashville, Paul's coming back. When did he leave
the seventies?

Speaker 2 (38:57):
No, he came.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Five or six years ago, maybe more than that, because
I went to the show, Oh did you really? Yeah,
cousin Andrew flew in because he wanted to see Paul
McCartney for the Beatles.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Dude, let me tell you. We went to Bridgestone. I'by road,
I fell asleep.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Wasn't good.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
It was awful.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Well, he's coming back.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
It was so freaking boring and it was so slow,
and he started like an hour at least an hour late.
It was awful, dude.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
But some of those we've went to Billy Joel because
Baser loves Billy Joel. It's a slower show.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Billy Joel sing piano man.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
They both have a version. So you got me Okay,
he sings piano man. You got Elton John sings piano man.
I don't know now I think they both do.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
John has rocket Man.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Sing us a song. It's the piano man.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, I don't know who that is.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I think that's Billy Joel. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
But we don't prepare for those shows. They're more relaxed,
so I don't. I think Paul McCartney went in there
thinking it's gonna be al dean.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
No, No, I just didn't notice. I mean, us must
be real. Like some of the Beatles songs I'd heard of,
he didn't play them like he was playing all this
new stuff. And I was like, oh my God, get
me out of here. But I slept while my cousin
watched the show, and I was just like, all right,
whenever it's over, you let me know this. This is
god awful. But my cousin did go to his most

(40:23):
recent show, the one that's coming here. He went to
a one in San Antonio.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
How is he such a fan of such an older gentleman?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Dude, that's all he listens to is old music.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Let me check my junk folder.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Because his parents would listen to the oldies and when
he was a kid he loved it. So when we
used to have name that tune tournaments, he came with
his frat brothers and they got hammered and they all
had their specialty.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
He was oldies, and.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
They made it all the way to like the semi finals.
Really they were so good, but also they were so drunk.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
The bartender at main event. Is that where we had it?
I don't know where we had it main event? Maybe
no more alcohol for you guys.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Well, we're gonna come to a work event.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Now they were in college.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
The question is is he dating? Is he does he
have a wife?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
He does have a wife.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Now does she go to the stuff with him?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
I think she does go to the stuff with him.
I don't know if she likes it, but she does
go with.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Him because he baser tries that. She's gone to Billy
Joel with her dad before me once and then the
Tricia stuff she'll go with her dad family.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
It's a little bit slower. But Wallen we go.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Two together, Garth we go two together. We're gonna go
to Adcock together but it rained bad weather. But Wallan,
the fact that we can go to it together, it's
just a good show.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yeah, like cousin Andrew, he goes with his mom and
dad usually to the shows.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I mean, Bezer goes with her dad.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
He likes the old stuff, so he'll go with his parents.
He even goes with my dad sometimes and my mom.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Have you told him though, Paul's coming back Nashville. The
billboard's been up for a week.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
But he's already been to Paul. So I don't think
you're going to see Paul twice in one tour. That
is the one thing, because isn't it Okay.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
It rotates about every fifth slide.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Why does anybody go to the same show in the
same tour, Because isn't it the same show in every city? Yeah,
they all different openers, But if it's the show itself, yeah,
it's the same show.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
That's what I don't understand. That's maybe when I don't
get maybe they'll play one different song. But I just
can't see loving someone enough to fly from Philadelphia after
seeing him in Philadelphia and then going to see him
in Los Angeles.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
And sometimes maybe this is just the Outspiders or uh
out Spiders Devil's advocate.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Okay, got it?

Speaker 3 (42:35):
What if one show they want to see completely sloshed
and one show be sober.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
For that's a good point. I didn't think about that.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
I mean, because sometimes when you're hammered for a show,
you're like, dang it was there a special guest?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
What Taylor came out with Tim McGraw.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Dude, I was so drunk one time at CMA, Taylor
came out with Tim McGraw and they sang Tim McGraw
and everybody's talking about it at the radio station.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I was like, they played that song good, I'll be
I was there, Yeah, that's like, uh, that's the worst.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
When I went to go see jay Z and Eminem
at Yankee Stadium, right and I didn't even know this story,
and Bob opened for them. They're good, Bob, that's such
a good song. I'm in the air planes in the
night sky. So Paul's back, he's on the billboard.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
And we're on Netflix, says Paul McCartney got back.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
What so is he bringing justin Timberlake up? But anyway,
so this dude, Bob is playing and we're on the
outfield grass like that's where our chairs are, and he
is standing on that chair and he is just loving it.
He's going hard and he is so hyped. He's down
in the freaking Tall Boys. He's smoking weed just just

(43:50):
i mean probably smoke two blunts, just wow, just drinking.
And then the lights go out. It gets dark and
Eminem comes out, who just passed out in his chair?
Bob No, the guy in front of me. So he

(44:11):
did not see one song of Eminem or jay Z
because he was so hyped for the console that he
was just going so hard during Bob that he passed out.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
That's the worst two you wake up.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Now we have Twitter videos, Instagram you can kind of
catch up.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
But I'm sure when you went to that.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Oh that was it was a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
You would literally miss the performances.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
He missed everything. He did not see a single second
of Eminem or jay Z.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
You would take him up. Hey, dude, he just played
uh lose yourself?

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Hey, but hey man, you did you know? He just
did stand? What where am I? Man? Hey?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Mockingbird? He just did that.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Oh my gosh, I've never seen that is one I
never seen.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
My Gingberg don't cry, Mama's gonna buy you.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
That's like we went to Vegas. Dude one year and
Ron wanted to go see Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga.
Pass okay, And we were playing blackjack at the Cosmo
all day and Ryan spilled two drinks on the freaking

(45:16):
blackjack table, two, not one, but two in our session.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Don't know him and.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah, he's the gay guy that tells me what outfits
look like, crap and what.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Don't never met him? Never met him?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Oh sorry, I'll have Ryan introduced himself anyway. So we're like,
we gotta go get ready, we gotta go get ready
for the show? Do we got And we go upstairs
and we get a text I'm not gonna make it,
Like what do he means? I'm throwing up. Ryan was
so hammered. He missed Tony Bennet, Lady Gaga. The whole

(45:50):
reason we went, the whole reason we were in Vegas
was see Tony Bennet and Lady Gaga. And he got
so drunk he was vomiting. And in the Cosmo you
have the windows that open up above the bathtub, and
for some reason, he went in the bathroom, locked the
door and then climbed out through the window and closed

(46:11):
the door, closed the window like he slid it back,
closed and then he couldn't figure out how to get
back in the bathroom when he needed to throw up again.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
So on top of all that, he's dealing with desert
cold while you guys are at the concert.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Yeah, he was so freaking Matt.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
We had that, not the drunk part, but we had
Shanaia Twain for was it last Thanksgiving? Because it was
also Laura's birthday. My parents bought her the tickets, so
we knew not to overdrink because you want to experience it.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
My dad bought the tickets.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Usually it's good to have a concert because it breaks
up the gambling and breaks up the drinking. Yes, whereas
for the guy at Bob, it didn't for him, and
it didn't for your boy.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Yeah, that's like. We were in Vegas at the Cosmo,
my wife and I. She used to do the promotions
for the Cosmopolitan, and we were there for Red Hot
Chili Peppers. They were doing the New Year's Eve show,
and so we're there at night early and the Black
Keys were playing at the Hard Rock Pass. I don't
even know who they are, but other people from her

(47:09):
work were going, They're like, hey, we're gonna leave two
tickets that the we'll call for you. And so we
go down and we're playing blackjack right by where the
sports book is now, and we're drinking and she's having
their little cosmopolitan drinks and we sit there and there's
two moms that sit down and they're there for their
daughter's twenty first birthday. The daughter didn't turn twenty one
until midnight, so they're down there just gambling and drinking

(47:30):
until they turn She turns twenty one at midnight and
can come out of the room.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
And we sit there with them for like three and
a half hours, and then Lar's like, ah, we better
go up get ready for the show. And she stands up.
He goes, I'm so drunk. I gotta go to bed.
Your wife, So I gotta go to bed. So I
don't realize how drunk it was. We gotta go to

(47:56):
the room. I want to pass out.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Oh no, And I'm like what.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
So, yeah, it's not good. I gotta go. I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
She pulled to your gay friend.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
She played Oryan. But this was before Ryan pulled his
This is before pre Ryan. So we go up to
the room and I'm like, stop, we're going to the show.
Get up, you know. So I can't. I can't.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
I'm like, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Thinking she's gonna get in trouble because I thought it
was a work thing, like they all had to go
to the Black Keys.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
You gotta go to this, and so I started playing
their songs.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
I said, you gotta go. I don't know who the
black Keys are. Still don't know who they are, don't
know the song.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
We gotta go to the black Keys that you want
to hear it.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
I was like, I don't know who they are. So
I'm going to Ben. I'm going to Ben and she
goes to Bed. I was like, we I'm gonna go
to the show. Then I gotta go so you don't
get in trouble. She's like, but then the tickets are
under my name. I was like, I'll take your I D,
give me your I D, and I take your ID
and I go to the hard Rock and I walk
up to the ticket windows like I'm here to pick
up tickets. All right, is she with you?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yeah, she's in my back pocket.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Oh my yeah, she's she's in my wallet. They're like, what, No,
she's not with me. She's drunk. She's passed out in
the room. Sorry, we can't give you the tickets. What
I mean, if she's not with you, we don't know that.
I mean, how do we know that you didn't mugger
in the parking lot and steal her id?

Speaker 1 (49:16):
How did I know that she would have tickets here
at will Goal?

Speaker 2 (49:18):
That's exactly what I said. I said still logically, oh my,
how would I know that some woman in the parking
lot had tickets to this concert.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Nobody heard of? I don't.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
I don't even know who this band is. They won't
even sell out, and they're like, sorry, I can't give
them to you. I was like, all right, I'll show you, guys.
I'll just walk in so drunk me put her ID
in the wallet, put my wallet in the back pocket,
kind of walked over where the interest was. Wait until
someone was checking someone's tickets. Woom be lined it right

(49:49):
in there.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
You showed them.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Then I got grabbed. Excuse me, sir, where are you going?
I'm going in the concert. Do you have a ticket? Well,
my wife has tickets that will call, but they won't
give them to me because I'm not her. I have her.
I d sandy, We got this guy here, What do
you want me to freaking ticket? What do you want

(50:12):
me to do, I'll just go ahead and give him one.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Don't give him both of them, okay, because he's really
gonna do a lot with two of them.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Yeah, it's like, all right, we're gonna go ahead and
give you one. Go back over to the window after
the break in, they're negotiating with a criminal. Yeah, instead
of throwing me in jail, they give me my ticket
and I go in. I don't know why I'm there now,
and I I just thought maybe her work was gonna
check will call to see if the tickets were picked up.
I don't know sure because I'm hammered. I just my

(50:40):
logical thinking is not there. So I watched this show.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
There's no way you stayed for the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Oh I did? How drunk? Were you really drunk?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Girl's gonna say I would have pinned two songs like, well,
I can squeeze in some black jack before bed.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
All right, So I'm hammered. I did my dude do
it diligence.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
And I'm all right, man, I'm gonna go ahead and
leave the concerts. Leaving I'm gonna get a cab back
to the Cosmopolitan. And that cab line was so freaking long.
I said, I'll just wait a little bit. I'll play
some blackjack. I sit down play blackjack, playing five dollars
a hand, ten dollars a han. When I get done,
I have all these chips. I'm like, oh my gosh,

(51:20):
I want some money. And I go to the cashier.
The chips I were playing with were twenty five dollar
chips and weren't five dollars. That's how drunk I was.
And then I go back to the cab line, still
a mile long, play more no.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
I was like, ah, Cosmo's just right there. It's just
right there, man, I'm just gonna walk. You think it's
not far, but my god, dude, it may have been
two miles. And this is December thirty, December thirtieth.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Cool. It was seventeen degrees outside. I had a short
sleeved shirt on, and I walked my ass from the
hard Rock all the way to the Cosmo, all because
I thought my wife was gonna get in trouble with her.
Were for not picking up tickets at we'll call, We'll
take a break right back. Pretty stupid.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Huh Yeah, it's too much drinking get you because your
wife then feels guilty because she didn't even go to
the show, and then you kind of felt guilty because
you just went to a random concert solo instead of
probably being some sort of bedside manner nurturing.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Yeah, I don't know. It was just a drunken like,
oh my gosh, we have to go. I've got to
do this. It was bad, man, and my wife was
hungover all the next day. She had to carry a
gatorade bottle with her all day where she was gonna vomit.
She had to do a meet and greet with the
drummer from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and she had
to run it and she had to run out of

(52:50):
the room in the middle of it. She thought she
was gonna vomit. It was a bad day for her.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
I'm glad you told me that, though, because if Black
Keys ever come anywhere to Nashville or near us, I'm like, hey,
y'all want to go?

Speaker 2 (53:01):
You should, because I dude, I don't even know what
they seeing, like, I don't know anything about them, Like,
I don't know their music, I don't know who's in there.
I have no idea what they do. But there was
a lot of people there and they were so excited
to be there. They loved them.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
It's impressive of your wife got that hammered. It wouldn't
happen to work an event the next day.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Oh, I don't think she meant to. She didn't realize
how bad those cosmos were whooping her ass, got it?
But hey, we got an email coachers, bro coach looking
forward to CC five, but I need deals. Where is
the extra stuff? Is there a preferred hotel? Inquiring minds
want to know the Twin and I are trying to

(53:41):
make plans because I'm not missing another one. The Twin's
birthday is November first, Can you give them a birthday
shout out? Sam Hill aka the Twin aka worst dressed
at CC three. Lastly, I am a senior human resources
business partner. Since you asked us to tell us your
prefer anytime we email, So here you are and here

(54:03):
you have it. I'll hang up and listen. Laurie. Yeah,
happy birthday, Twin. I don't know how you're feeling. Your
cowboys making some big trades, but they still suck. You're
still rocking that gear. But happy birthday. We'll see at
CC five. Yes, Laurie, they are. We're gonna get the
extras up. I promise preferred hotel. I don't know. People
stay all over, people do airbnbs at little complexes because

(54:27):
people have different price rangers. It's not Westgate where we're
all at one hotel. I wish it was, but we
don't have that. But yes, we are gonna get the
extra add ons up very very soon.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
You'll like Sobro, we've stayed there the last couple of
times and it's always at the heart of everything. Usually
you'll have a nice little patio. It's a penthouse view,
you got a hot tub, and it's pretty affordable and
nobody knows about it, so just type in placemakers.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Sobro, me and Bezer have.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Done it and love it, and you've told me about
the one. I mean it's all a cab right away,
It's really is. I mean it's Broadway in to Mumbray
and it's right there.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Yeah, and I mean no problem. You can get lost anywhere.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Don't worry.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Lord, you're gonna lose your voice, so that won't matter,
so you won't be on Hey, where's a cap and
Sam will get lost, so you want have to worry
about that, or you'll get lost and Sam will have
to go looking for you, and he'll miss the party bus.
I don't remember which one happened, if you got lost
or he got lost, but both of you were not
on the party bus. That's a disaster waiting to happen.
So yeah, don't worry, You're gonna be fine. And then Coachers,
when will we find out about the CC five weekend activities?

(55:33):
Look into book flights and lodging. I want to be
certainly locked in for the activities. Also, could you let Abby,
Amy and Morgan know the dates so they can come
for a visit. Thanks, Leilani.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Leilani, we haven't booked our hotel yet, so if that tells.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Anything, Yeah, Leilani, I'm telling you just booked that weekend.
I'm telling you the happy hour will probably be six
o'clock on that Friday night, six to eight, five, seven
to nine. I'm not sure the exact two hours from
six to eight is probably right. Why are you laughing
at I.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Mean you really he said six to eight, seven to nine.
That's a one hour difference, but it's.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Still a three hour I was actually thinking of dinner.
But it's the happy out, it's the happy hour, Okay.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
It's gonna start at six or seven. It's gonna be
one of those two. So I mean, as long as
you're there on Friday by that time, you're good. That's it.
That's all you need to know. All Right. We gotta go, man, Yeah,
I really do gotta go. Yeah, all right, Happy Wednesday, guys.
I don't know where that I was that pod all
over the place. No, it was good, but it was
our first episode on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
I gotta find this code, dude. I'm really trying to
get Walling tickets.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Dude, you have his number, just do it?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Hey bones, hey man, about that favor.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Hey you said I only talk to guy when I
need a fame. I know, but you send that to
him and then so my favorite is all right you
don't believe me?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Or or Rod?

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Yeah, Rod, I would do him. Hey buddy, hey man,
long time, no chat man. How's it hanging down there?
And do you live on the south side of the
West Side. I don't know where you live, but uh, anyway,
you can hit me on a walling Thanks man. Taught
to you later.