The Sore Losers Get Kicked Out Of Their Studio

In this episode Lunchbox talks about the most dramatic sporting even he's watched in years and it looks like he was the only one watching! Plus we got kicked out of our podcast studio which once again shows you the lack of respect we get. The Brooklyn Nets took the court for the last time and all the drama from the team party that followed the game. Also Ray and Bae made a big purchase for their house since Ray gave up watching sports. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your life, your life. Ah man, dude.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I'm gonna tell you what what a weekend? That sounds weird?
What a weekend?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hit that button, Hit that sucker, let's go.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
I can't hear anything yet.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I don't know why turn it in program.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Oh hey, we are in a different studio. And when
they let me tell you about when this building was built.
When they were building this out, the email said, studios
are community. Do not make this like your personal studio.
Everybody gets to use it.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
We are in here. The individual has two tupperwares of food,
a water bottle, a green light, and storage bends in
this studio blanky and a blanky. And I'm just gonna
tell you this person's gonna come back from wherever they're at.
They're somewhere in the building. They're not in here right now,
but they are gonna absolutely lose the shit that we

(01:01):
are in this studio.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
And it's gonna be great radio. Excuse me, great dude.
I can't hear myself, Yo, just give me a hack, yo, yo,
I hear you yo, yo. All right, you got it, yo, yo.
Check out my melody. I want to live good, so shit,
I sell dope full fot that's a great call. That
is foreshadowing. That is a cliffhanger you're giving our audience.
He will go bat blank crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, for sure, it's gonna be a greatness.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Or their meeting will last over an hour and will
be good. That's true, but it's not gonna rush us.
He had a fight with Wayne D and Tay.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
They were in our studio out of nowhere, and they
told me they were done. They had a lunch thing
at eleven. That's why they were using the studio. So
I was like, oh, okay, cool, they're done at eleven. I
saw him in the kitchen at you know, ten fifty eight.
I'm like, oh, cool, you guys are done. Like, no, well,
I think you said you had a lunch thing at eleven,
And they literally meant they were walking out to the
kitchen at eleven to grab a sandwich and then walk

(01:58):
back in.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
And I went into the kitchen and caught them both
there with their pants down, not literally, and Tay goes,
you scared me, and I go, what, I'm just walking
into the kitchen and then she bolted. But I hadn't
seen her in two years, so I was like, did
she not want to see me. That was bizarre. And
then I said to Wayne D, I go Wayne D
and T show Hey, can we use a studio lunch

(02:22):
that we're good to eleven? And he said no, we're
in there for a while. And I said, what bit dool?
What happened eleven?

Speaker 5 (02:32):
They literally said we are done at eleven. We have
a lunch thing at eleven. So when you tell me
you have a lunch thing, does that not mean you
are done at eleven? Because you have to go to
a lunch thing. That's what that means an office talk
in my head, And maybe I'm crazy, maybe I don't
understand office talk, but I've always been under the impression
that when you have, hey, I've got a dinner thing

(02:55):
at six, that means you have to go to this
dinner's thing at six. You have to be there at six.
But all they did was went to the kitchen and
grab some sandwiches off the table and walked back to
the studio.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
And then after it was all said and done, McKitty
is he a program director? What is he?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
He comes up to me and says, was there a
scheduling issue? And I said, McKitty, we don't can schedule.
I don't know how there was an issue. I was yet, well, no, no,
he doesn't care, but he just said, did you guys
schedule it? And then we're somebody else ended up double booking,
and I goes, Kitty, you know, we don't schedule. You
just show up in the room and do it for
an hour and walk out.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
We have no idea how to schedule.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
There's never been a there's never been an issue until today,
No Monday, February twenty four.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
There's a thing that Gator. I hate to do all
this inside baseball. Gator, send a thing out where you're
supposed to schedule it. It would literally be you and
me logging in and doing the exact same time every
single day and scheduling it out. But nobody else is
ever in here.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Here's the problem. Gator's never sent that to me. I've
never received that.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
So the schedule would say sore losers, sore losers, sore loser,
sore loser, sore loser, Oh Wayne Dy and Tate sore loser,
sore loser, shred loser, sore losers, sore loser, shorre losers.
We never run into each other until today.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
It's all right, and well, we're gonna We're gonna make
it work. I'm fine, I'm fine, let's start the show.
Then let's do it. Man, I got so much to
talk about.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Arnold is at the combine?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Is that this week?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I believe?

Speaker 5 (04:21):
So I did see Shadur Sanders is not gonna throw
at the combine.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
And Shadur and his brother Shiloh Shiloh won invited paid
some kid if he got two hundred dollars, if he
got if he ran under five to five, and he
ran five point three.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Really yeah, good for them. I don't maybe Shiloh was invited.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I thought I read that Ray sounds like a good
bit for the Bobby Bone Show.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
No, I'm good man, No, no, all right.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
We're gonna do it live. We are the one, two three,
so loser.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Y'all had says. And I'm from the North. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the North side of Nashville
with the Broadway Girl. We got two point two acres
white picket fence. It's finally nice out again. I hate
to be the weather report guy, but good god, it's
sixty out over to you.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
I gotta say, man, I don't know where you guys
were yesterday. I don't know what Sword Losers Nation was doing,
but you missed the most captivating television event that we've
had in the last year.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
TfL that Tiger Wood's Golf. No the Mexico Open, Dude,
I am telling you what. There was nobody in the
golf tournament. Nobody that you know played in that golf tournament. Wait,
but it's something wild happen. Oh my god. It's the
one tournament I didn't watch. Right.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
I turned it on and they were on hold like
eleven or twelve, and this guy named Brian Campbell.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
There's another one named Poltergeist.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yeah, Poltergeist was right there, and so Brian Campbell. I
learned his name on Saturday. I had never heard of
the guy, but he had shot up to like second place,
and I'm like, who the hell? He shot like minus
eight or nine on Saturday, some ridiculous number, and I'm like,
who is this guy?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
And I'm like, never heard of him.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
He just got back up from the corn Ferry Tour
and then Poltergeist is up there and I turn it
on and it is like Brian Campbell is leading by
one and Poltergeist is down by one. There's a bunch
of people right there, nobody that I know. But I
was like, I'm gonna watch this.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
It's a shame though we don't know any of these guys.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
No, none of them.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Al of them are at liv In TGL.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
And then I start hearing this, you know, the commentators.
Poultergeist is only twenty years old, and he's walking down
the fairway. And my wife walks in the TV room
and I'm like, I'll look at that guy. He's twenty
years old. He's trying to win on the PGA Tour
for the first time. She goes twenty. She goes, I
haven't seen his face, but just seeing him walk, he

(07:03):
looks like he's forty five years old.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
And I was like, I agree. And he's ripping the ball.
I mean, wow, what And.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
This Brian Campbell cat hits it like sixty yards shorter
than Poltergeist every time, every time, And did they go
to extra time?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Did they go here? Here's so then you go to eighteen.
They're tied nineteen under, nineteen under. There's a dude in
the clubhouse at nineteen under, so they have to make
a par right, par five or birdie.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
I would think, see if I'm playing at the local MUNI,
I'm trying to Birdie, I'm trying to go for the wind.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Correct and they both put it on the green with
a Birdie puttee. Dude, this Brian Campbell cat he played.
He got his PGA Tour card in twenty seventeen, then
lost it and he's been down on the horn fairy since.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
The only two damn people listening to this podcast right
now are Poltergeist and Campbell.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
No, he has played in one hundred and eighty six
professional tournaments between the corn Ferry and the PGA Tour.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
He has zero wins ten years. That's a journey, zero wins,
a lot of blanks. So I, dude, I don't even
I've never heard of the guy until Saturday, but I
am cheering for this guy so hard. Come on, Poulter guy, My.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Kids like that. Can you come in the backyard and
blow this little I might? No, not now, guys, not now.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Come on, Campbell I'm like, Brian Campbell is going to
eighteen tied with Poultergeist and some other guy named Riciti.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
If it's not Rory, I don't care.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
And he puts it on the green and he stands
over his birdie putt Brian Campbell for the.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Lead Bertie minus twenty minus twenty minus twenty. Whoa, my gosh,
polter guy steps up for his birdie. How many feet
are we talking?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
H Campbell was probably five.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Feet theater of the mind. Well, that ain't shit. I
could have made that at our lot.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
He missed a three footer earlier.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Three foot ain't shit.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
But he Hey, five and a half six feet he
steps up.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
That's doable.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Poltergeis for birdie to tie.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
He makes it. Those are doable putts. Polter guys from
two and a half feet even closer. I thought I
thought these guys were shooting thirty footers. Got two foot
I put it in the back bed. Hey, hey, two
and a half footer, right it? Bye, my this Wendy,
we're going extras baby. We got extra golf.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
In Mexico for two guys that I've never heard of
in my life. And turns out they both just got
promoted from the corn Ferry Tour this year, and this dude.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Pultter great for the ratings.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Hey well, none of the big dogs. The highest ranked
play in the field was like twenty nine in the world.
So they all take this one off. Yes, So this
this Campbell guy's like two hundred and thirty third of
the world. Okay, I mean we could have played in
this one qualified from our local MUNI.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
That's a dude. And then they're talking about Polter Guys
and they show his dad and they're like, yeah, his
dad went to every single tournament on the corn Ferry
Tour with him because Polter guys ain't old enough to
drive a rental car and it's been so long he
still can't even his dad. Was he walking? Was he
in a wheelchair? A walk?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
He's good?

Speaker 5 (10:32):
And the kid's only twenty man, so his dad's like forty.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Right, But I thought the kid walked like he was forty. Well,
he was fat.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
And then the.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Dog dad should walk like he's eighty. Big dude, just huge,
he's overweight. Ray hated her love of dog of dogs
on top.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Dude, I am telling you that when they are talking
about the dad and he had to drive his son
to every corn Fery tournament because I have my kids
to school. Because he couldn't rent a car. I'm like,
oh my god. They're like, he's the youngest player to
win on the corn Fair. He's the youngest player to
do this. He's trying to become the youngest player to
win a PGA Tour event since so and so. And
then you got this other guy that's had one hundred

(11:07):
and eighty six starts and never wanted on the corn Fairy.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
He never even wonted.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Who do you root for? Campbell's super Poulter guys? Campbell,
I'm all in on Campbell. Back didn't mean Poltergeiser give
me death.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
No, How can you have Pulter guys when he's only
twenty dudes, got plenty of time to win.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Dad, he's been driving and he got Dady's money. Mama's
good looks. Dude, Coach, I didn't watch a licking If
you did not watch a liquors dude, I am my
taking a brief break. Can I just tell you the Nichols?

Speaker 5 (11:40):
So, my wife does not give a shit about sports anything.
She is not doom scrolling on her phone. She's actually
paying attention to this golf.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
No doom scrolling was on the TV screen? Garment you watch?

Speaker 3 (11:59):
See dude?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Who are you watch?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I wasn't so hype about this tournament?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Come on in what dude did you? Why did you
watch Brian Campbell yesterday? Who it is?

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
What do you? What are you doing? It is Mike?

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Who is Brian Campbell?

Speaker 5 (12:22):
He hasn't played one hundred and eighty six golf tournaments
between the Corn Ferry Tour and the PGA Tour.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
He's never won.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Did you know that the average godfla has three hundred
and sixteen dimples? That's all I know about golf.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Hey, we want to know. Are you mad about the
studio situation Waney and Tasteole Ours.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, I'm mad that you're in my studio. This is
my space. I fart in that chair every day.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh we know you've made it your home.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
You got a green light, you got damn that, you
got storage containers. You have your food in two food containers.
And we thought you were gonna come in here. What
are you doing in my studio?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
But you came in. You're actually pretty pleasant?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yeah, always in pleasant?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I know said you weren't.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
We just said, we said, we said, quote he's gonna
be a little hot under the collar.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
And I put all your documents over there.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Thank you. I appreciate you for not messing with my stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Real estate agent on the side.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
That's correct.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
And I didn't log out of anything. Everything still logged
in out, didn't close. Some of your files are titled
like Brian's a dick.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Or something like Kevin's a bit.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Interesting title. You'll remember it.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
So yeah, anything else going on in the world. Did
you have a good weekend?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
I had a great weekend. I was drunk all week
and long would you do? We went to the VIP
night for Jelly Rose Bar on Broadway, and then we
went out for a friend's birthday. I was out till
like three am every night. Y'all are old, y'all, don't hang.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
No, I went out.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I went out on Friday night?

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Where to Kroger.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
My love them?

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Zachet?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Now you won't give me your Instagram.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Sure, it's just at Zach Woodward.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
No, you know. I went to Pushing Daisies on Friday.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Oh that's fine.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
That place is badass. I love that place. I've been
two weeks in.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
A row and it's expensive, so you must be getting
paid way more than me.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Is a normal drink?

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Now it's like fifteen bucks for a drink.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Yeah, that's pretty much normal now. I don't know where
you but I did not pay for the drink. So
that was why I was, you know, I was like, oh, yeah,
I'll get another one, Give me another one another you
know who says that DJ.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Khaled onw You're old.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
You don't know that.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
I went to pushing daisies and then I went to
the CRS thing like the new faces.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Oh you were schnobbing with the important people.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Did you?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Were you on a panel last year?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Not this year?

Speaker 3 (14:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
How come this guy never gets on a panel.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Because no one wants to hear him talk.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I mean, but you're but you're not even in country radio.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
But I am the face of the future of radio.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Okay, they think you could cross over into country.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, y'all didn't start in country. True, and here you are. Whoa, whoa, whoa?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Why are you gonna call us out like that?

Speaker 3 (14:58):
I'm just saying, well, whoa, you're crossover? Yeah, I'm gonna
did you go to the show.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
The jelly roll thing was that part of CRS that
was like a week ago, wasn't it?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
It was on Thursday? Yeah, it felt like a week ago.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
No, I said nine pm on the invite, and I
was like, I think I'm gonna pass on that one time.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Hey, you know what you say, right?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Access to everything, ability to go to nothing. Correct.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
I love that because that's my new life, mantra. I
just want to be invited, but I'll say no.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Access to everything. Can't attend anything, I mean, because gotta
be up in the morning. I got of work, gotta
do this, all right?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
You want to sear it? Did Jelly Roll show up?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
He did at what time? Like seven to fifteen?

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Wait? I thought it started at nine.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
We all got invited to a different party. Mine started
at four. I got the AARP.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
It started at four and he showed up at seven fifteen.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah. Now, but free food and.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Booze, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
What's in the kitchen right now?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
There's a bunch of free food buffalo chicken sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Who's at four? And when?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
For us? Us? Do you want one?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
This is amazing. I mean, Wayne T and d not
offer any of that to me.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I don't know, because they're rude.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
They just grabbed it and said, they have that studio
next to us.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Well, there's free food in there if you want to.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Well, do you get the email?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
I got no email.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
I got a text message.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
I got no text message.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
You got to hit that up.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
You guys got to be better friends with the receptionist.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
I say hi to her every morning.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Do you have her phone number? No, Well that's your problem.
She texted me and said, hey, there's free food.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Oh that's going above and beyond. I would just say
it is good job.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
I'm actually proud that you knew that.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
To pull that, I had to pull that out on
my ass right now. That's why I sat here and
I was like, what's her name?

Speaker 2 (16:42):
What's her name?

Speaker 3 (16:43):
I'm actually genuinely proud of.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
I mean, are there do you know everybody's name in
the office?

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Though? Basically, damn, that's good. I mean I don't have
anything else to do.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
No, no, no, I say, I talk to the people, but
I don't remember names. You don't even know the people
on his show.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, what's a girl's name, Ricky?

Speaker 1 (16:58):
What's the guy's name? Man?

Speaker 3 (16:59):
What's it first name? What? What's his first name?

Speaker 2 (17:05):
That's not his name?

Speaker 1 (17:06):
That radio DJ?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Wait, that's not his first name.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
You think someone is nine months pregnant and going to
the hospital about to pop out their baby and say,
you know what, I think I'm gonna name this one
man Oh. No, that's not his real first name. Seriously,
you genuinely thought that.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
I really thought that was his name?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Well?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Wait, what does he go by on the radio?

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Man O?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Okay, so what do you call bones his real name?
Off the air? Yeah, you call him Bobby's. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
I've never even talked to the Man of Day in
my life. I heard of him.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
My question is, what do you call Mano off air?

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Kevin?

Speaker 1 (17:45):
What do you call him off air?

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Lunchbox?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
They know what I'm saying. You don't call him the
D word. I'm not a dick, no, Jason.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
My question is, so you don't call him by every
time because you would work like on air?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Do you what do you call him?

Speaker 3 (18:04):
We call him Kevin or Kevin Mano?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Wait, his radio name's Mano, but you call him Kevin
on air?

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Well? Here, think about it.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
The name of the show titled These Kevin's a Bitch. Yeah,
I thought that was a caller.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
No, the name of the show is Ricky, Zach and Mano.
Could you imagine if it was Ricky, Zach and Kevin.
How boring does that sound?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
That sounds like?

Speaker 5 (18:26):
I mean, that's that's why I would call him Mano,
because that's what the name on.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
The show is.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Well, call him his name is Kevin.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
So when someone tunes in, they're like, hey Kevin, Like
what I thought I was listening to Ricky Zach and Mano.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
We call him Kevin Mano a lot.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Oh well, first and last name is even weird.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Whatever I gotta go? Where do you go?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
You gotta go show a house?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
I do? I have five showings today, all the client
where are.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
They trying to? Let's see? What are they looking at? Oh? Man,
where'd you get this client? Do you get a lot
from the radio?

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Like, yeah, well that's badass. This client is actually our
old promotions through Oh really, Robin nice. Now she works
for the Nashville scene.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, I see her old time.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
I go to the movies in the park and I
say hi to her. So she's trying to get a house.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, we're being so nosy.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Let him live his life.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
So I like, Robin, she's really nice.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah, you're gonna help her pay for a house?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
No, she's got a good job in the Nashville scene.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
We got up the budget, babes, we got up the budget.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
All right, we'll go meet her, have fun. Tell her.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
I said, hello, Okay, goodbye. Sweet he's trying not to
miss me.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
I thought, you're gonna be mad at us. This went
pretty well, you know, going to the window and I
was like.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Oh, hit, you want to know a fun fact about
Zach What his mom used to play for the USA
women's soccer team.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
That's facts. Really, she was on the Olympic soccer team.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Which one? It was eight? Alex Morgan, No, eighty eight, dude,
Alex Morgan wasn't born yet, nineteen eight.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
It was.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
It was right before me and Ham and Chastain. She
was the Yeah, she was the generation before that.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Wow. I was trying to remember Hope solo.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Oh she played with Hope.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, she broke her elbow.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Wow. What about Pippin?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Pippin's daughter.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
I have no idea that this was before I was born.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
She didn't talk about it like you don't like reminisce
in the old glory days. Not really, Your mom didn't
have like pictures hanging all over the walls.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
No, she has her metal all right, Hey, he's gonna going.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Last question, how are your hips? Because my dad got
the same surgery you did nine days ago.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
I feel like I'm like a new person. You got
a hip replacement, Yeah, had a total hip replacement two
months ago, and I feel like a new person. I
literally woke up, put my feet on the ground, and
I was like, Wow, it doesn't hurt.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
You're running and stuff.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I've never ran. I didn't run beforehand, So don't wasting
all those man. I only run if there's a buffet
at the end. Got it.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
That's got it? Man. We need to get your mom
in here. Bring her on the.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Pond, bring, bring it on.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I'd love to talk to her about her guest in
five years?

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Do you think I'm wild?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Did she party a lot when she was on the limp?

Speaker 6 (20:55):
Like?

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Where did?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
How did she get so good?

Speaker 3 (20:59):
She practiced? What do you mean how do you get
so good? She started at a really young age.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
But I'm saying back in those days, there wasn't the
internet to find the best player, So I wonder how
she was discovered being that, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Like she went to like at a very young age.
They have like Olympic training camps that you can go to. Ah,
so she started going to those camps and like join
the national team when she was like fifteen or something.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Damn, that's badass, I know.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
So you need to step it up with your kids.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Oh, they're already there, already in training.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Don't worry.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Okay, great, can't wait.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
They do fifty push ups for bed.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
You're lying, I am lying. Okay, good, I say that's awful. Parents, awful.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
I mean you want to see it, my baller, if
we played basketball this weekend.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
You want to see it.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
You got to show some houses.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Well, I mean the client will wait.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, you got it. You know how somebody's a parent.
Don't worry, don't show you.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Why an't you going to have a baby.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
No, I don't believe in kids. I'm not trying to
further you don't believe in kids. I don't want introduce
this shit.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
It exists. What do you mean you don't believe in them?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
I mean, look, looking, how good my kid?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Look?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
He's number thirteen. Okay, he's the one. He's in the
white jersey right there. Look at him. He's trying to
get the ball.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Number thirteen is black he's not.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
He's white.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Bro. Oh the other team.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Look, look, look at the kid on the ground grabbing
my kid because he doesn't want to get the ball.
He's grabbing him by the jersey.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
I mean, come on, man, Yeah, he's doing great.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
He did, he did a great job.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah, all right, hey, let's take it right, let's take
that food.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
We're gonna take No, we're gonna take a break and
get that food.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Hot sliders?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
It's a buffalo chicken sandwich.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Let's take a break. Right, you're not gonna eat it
right now, right, you're just gonna hold it so.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
On the pod. And then we're gonna promote the business.
And then I haven't even talked. I haven't even finished
the golf tournament. Nobody's waiting for this end of the story.
I guess better than whatever you were about to say,
we'll take a break.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
We're right back.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
I'm sure that was great.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
But that was fun. I mean, he's phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
And now I see why he does morning radio.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I would listen to that.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
I like him a lot. He's funny, he's got a
good personality. He's not he's not shy. He'd tell you stories.
I would love to get his mom in here, though.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I don't know if I saw it correctly. I think
he gave us the middle finger to start off the conversation,
but then he came in very warm good.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
But anyway, back to the golf, dude.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
So they they play the eighteenth hole, right, and my boy,
they both hit it like. He hits it in the
fairway and Poulter guys hits it.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
In the rough. I think that's how it happened.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
And then he sprays it, spraise it right.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Maybe that was on the eighteenth hole.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Anyway, they tie that hole, they had to go back
to the green, the fairway, whatever.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
You play the final hole twice.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Yeah, there's another playing it a third time. This is
a third I mean they played it on eighteen and
then they played it.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Twice, and now, no, you don't play it a third time.
I think at some point you need another hole.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Dude. I'm telling you, I watched the damn.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Fans explain it.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
It was Smiley Kaufman.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
This is one of the unique ties that they play
the same hole four times.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
And here the thing is, I was feeling it was unfair.
They were playing the par five over and over again
because poulter guys out drives him by sixty yards. So
that's really a huge advantage for poultergeis Yeah, and so
Poultergeist freaking drills it into the fairway three hundred and
twenty one yards. So my boy Brian Campbell gets up

(24:15):
there and he whack slicing, slicing. Oh my god, that's
going for the woods. That's Ob, Jim, that's Ob.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
And then you hear Dunk hits a tree, bounce his
back over the fence.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Into the hole, No, into the rough. He is one
hundred yards behind Poultergeist. One hundred yards behind Poltergeist.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
I did that because it's the Mexican Open.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
So then I'm like, this dude's got to lay up.
He's only two hundred and twenty one yards. He's still
got like three hundred yards.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Of the hole. He's got to go. Driver off the deck.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
That's what Aaron Rye kept trying to do, and bennouncers, Oh,
Aaron Rye is a magician with driver off the deck.
He did it twice and shit the bed twice with it.
I mean, not even close the way he's supposed to hit.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
We've all got that buddy who goes driver off the
deck on a part five and you're like, just stop, no,
get out your hybrid.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
They said, oh, he brings two drivers on this course
just because of this is his specialty driver off the deck.
This driver he only uses it off the deck. He
is sensational with it. Way right, way right.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Go with the hybrid, go with your three would Yeah,
let's not try in big deck.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
We try Aaron right, tried a big dick it and
he didn't do anything.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Ray A.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
We tried a big digg it around brother.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
So then my boy he freaking lays up and Poultergeist
goes for the green.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
He's like, I just got to put it on the green, going.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Right at the flag stick two yards short in the bunker.
We are back to dead even. Boys, we are back
to dead even. I'd still say advantage Poltergeist. They're so
good around the bunker.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
But my guy is sixty yards out, Campbell is sixty
yards out.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
That's still it's I would rather hit it from the
bunker to try and get it closer to the flag
than sixty yards out.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
It was perfect.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
You don't know golf. Perfect lie in the bunker, you
don't know ball.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
No, No.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
On the upslope, it was perfect lie. They said, no
problems sitting up on the bunker. But here comes my
boy Campbell. You don't know ball, dude. He has to
be shaking his shit like he never in one hundred
and eighty six freaking golf tournaments, he has never won,
not even on the corn. He got enough close second
and third and fourth places to qualify, he never won.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
That's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
I mean, yeah, let me root for this guy that
plays golf for a living AND's never won and he
still can play for ten years. That seems extremely fortunate.
That'd be like me never getting an ACM or a
CMA award and still being in radio Ray. We've gotten eight.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
I'm just I was all in on this guy and
they're showing his girlfriend on the side and she is
shitting her pants.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Somebody get this guy a signed piece of memorabilia from
Craig Campbell.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Brian Campbell Brian Campbell for the University of Illinois. Dude,
I have never been so invested in a golf tournament
in my life. I mean, I am pacing back and
when he hit the tree, I was like, it's over.
It's over. We lot and my wife's like, no, why
did we lose? I'm like, he hit the tree. He's
one hundred yards behind Poultergeist. We're dead. We're dead, and

(27:21):
sixty yards. He gets up there all right, stands over it.
I could put it within ten feet. He chips one bounce,
two bounce to within two feet.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
That's better than me. But then he backed it up
to the bunker. No, he had the back spin. It's
about five and a half feetes. So here goes Pultergeiss
out of the bunker, out of the dune, chips ith
nothing like the day of the beach.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Rolls past the hole about six and a half feet.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
So now Poultergeist is up first, and they're like, this
is a simple putt, very easy, nothing to it, hits it.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Missus left.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
These guys suck.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
So now Brian Campbell one hundred and eighty six tournaments,
never won, has a five footer, maybe four and a
half feet.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I saw his wife in a sun dress.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Maybe four feet.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
She was all over PGA dot com.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
To win his first ever professional golf tournament.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Stands over the.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Ball, sound effect ready, sound effect loaded, center of the cup,
center of the cup. He did it, and it was
so cool and it was so awesome, and I was
screaming in my freaking house for someone that I just
learned of the very day before. Brian freaking Campbell and

(28:47):
the Jab Craig Gamble, keep them kisses coming, baby.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Baby box three before the last holes like, Dad, I
go back outside, but you come get me when we
see trophy and I was like yeah, and he goes,
if you if I miss it, you rewind, you rewind.
I was like, yeah, dude. They didn't even show the
trophy presentation. They went straight to the news exactly said,
we don't give a shit.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
I've not been preempted by the news. There's not a
roary or speed on this podium. So we out there
is Brian freaking Campbell. Dude, he out of the tree.
It's the luckiest bounce I've ever in the history of
the PGA. Well, you're gonna see there was a condom
or something wet on that tree. That's the only way
it's gonna stick.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Like that greatest thing I saw on the internet, though,
is last night, after he got the trophy and everything,
they got their celebratory drinks. The caddy and Brian Campbell
went back and toasted the tree.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Okay, come on, man, it was amazing. I was loving
every minute. Deal hear my excitement, Brian, enjoy the woods.
You'll be bad. Dude.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Now gets to play in the Masters, he gets to
play in.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
The US Opened. He does for that one, yes.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
And he's got his tour cards to cured for the
next however many years because he won a freaking tournament. Dude,
that is life changing. His girlfriend in the sun dress
follows her knees. She's crying, and they interview him and
they're like, man, what do you say. He's like, just grit, man,
just just grit. I don't even know. I I don't

(30:19):
I don't even know what's going on right now. He goes,
I cannot believe. I just want a golf tournament.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Now, battle's gonna try and come in here.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
I mean it was incredible, dude. And I think what
helped him is that another guy from the corn Ferry Tour.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
What do you need? You're the third person to try
and come in here in the last three minutes.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
I just.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
We did Wadey and Taylor in that one. Fine, all right,
you don't need this, do you? Because We're done in
like twenty all right, sorry t Baby, Yes, dude, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
I mean I was over the moon man.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Now, the reason I'm pissed I didn't watch him minute
of the tournament. I no one watched it. You want
to know how I know no one I would have watched it.
I told you I've been playing every tournament before they
play it on PS five, But I took the weekend
off of the skag man.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
You know how I know nobody gives a shit about
what I just talked about because.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
You, because we made it interesting together. I posted on
the Facebook page, who is watching the Mexico Open right now?
It is intense, high level drama.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Almost twenty four hours later. No replies.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Later relate to our people and the tractors man gives
a crap he won one point four million dollars. I mean,
I just couldn't know Tuggers your guys on watching the golf.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
I think he was so comfortable because another corn fery
guy was in it with him. If he was playing
against someone else that was a PGA veteran, I don't
know if you'd have been able to keep it together.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
I'm gonna watch the TGL why I don't know that.
Thank god I took off that tournament though I didn't know.
None of the big dogs were playing in it. None.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
They all sucked, No, none of them play. The highest
rate player was Aaron Rye at number twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
So then what are they waiting for? Is there a
big tournament next year?

Speaker 5 (32:05):
I think it's players. I'm just telling you it was incredible.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
The look at look at your boy front page of
pg dot com, My boy, Brian Campbell. It's not players. Players,
Arnold's into Look at him and his wife.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
That's his girlfriend. He's touching her up, dude. I'm telling you, man,
I love inspirational stories. I love underdogs.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Is an aggressive hug dude.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
That is one hundred and eighty six tournaments of thinking
you're and he's standing over his putt, right, and he's
hugging her with that one hundred and eighty six, one
hundred and eighty seventh driver. Dude, he went to the
nineteenth hole.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
So no, he'd literally played the nineteenth You mean.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Like in the twenty first I told my wife, I
said he was standing over his putt, and I said,
if he doesn't win this tournament, he's never going to
win a tournament. I said, they're all right, dude, yeah, sorry,
excuse me. I said, there is no chance. If he
hasn't won one hundred and eighty six of them, he
is this close. If he doesn't win now on the
PGA Tour, this is it.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
He will never win again.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Okay, we've lost all our listeners. But next week is
not the Players, good call. It's the Cognizant Classic in
the Palm Beaches, OH, in Florida, and then we have
Arnold Palmer in Florida. So then they take their Miami
turn and then Puerto Rico Open, Oh, players is in
like a month. My bad, No, it can't be, because
the Masters in a month. Why would all the big dogs? Yeah,
Players is in four tournaments.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
You're right, you're right, Master. We're not in March yet.
We're not in March. Sorry. I was thinking.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
I was like, the Masters is real soon, but no,
But that was I mean, that was it high level drama.
My wife dinner was delayed forty five minutes because she
was watching the drama.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
You need to start focusing more on your Cubs lineup.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
I'm not worried about the Cubs, man, but I were
taking it.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
They won't get sixty wins this year, I'll bet you.
I mean, obviously they are, but maybe.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
They'll get sixty five. We're gonna take a break and
we're gonna come back.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Man.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
The Nets wrapped up their season high drama on the hardwood.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
We'll be right back, dude.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
I keep thinking you're talking about the actual Nets, but
you're talking about your kids team.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Yeah, the Brooklyn Nets, four to six year olds, and
we show up for our nine to forty five game
ready to rock and roll. We're gonna be wearing the
white jerseys. They're reversible, they're white and black. We are
the white and we look across the court and who.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Are we playing?

Speaker 5 (34:29):
None other than the Brooklyn Nets. The same team, same teams.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
The drama of this episode keeps getting better.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
The reason is because we are out both out of
the same community center, so we're just the Nets. They
just have a different coach, So they wore the black
jerseys were we.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Wore the white.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
I've scouted them all season long because they practice at
the same time we do.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Ray we're lower income, no.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Practice at the same time, so they're on one side
of the gym, we're on the other. And I've watched
them practice, so I know what they're about. I know
the plays they run. I know everything about them.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Uh yeah, kids, the play I was eavesdropping on the opponent. Yes,
run the bounce pass. Just let's just put it this way.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Man.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
It was high drama. It was a physical, physical battle.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Their team knew how to push, they knew how to shove,
they knew how to grab. Baby Box two got headlocked.
He was trying to go on a breakaway. Dude wrapped
his arm around his neck. That's a flagrant one.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Rep didn't call it.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Review that Hey, loose ball, baby Box going for it.
Kid just grabs him by the jersey and yanks him.
Bats to a game.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
It was so crazy.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Let me show you this the nineteen eighties NBA.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
It felt like it right right. Check this out. I'm
gonna get to the part.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Well, at least put it to the microphone. Have some
respect for our truckers.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Look, check out number ten.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Put it next to the microphone.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I can see watch see it.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
I mean it looks like.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
A bunch of snows rolling around on the ground. Look,
he gets the ball, he's gonna drive to the hoop.
Kid just tackles him, Bro tackles him. Look, I mean
watch and he tries to get up and he will
he just grabs his legs.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
I mean, what are we doing here?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Those are the games we've been talking about this whole time.
There's nine hundred other kids on the court. Yeah, who's
the kid in the foreground playing with the ball?

Speaker 5 (36:34):
I don't know, he's not on the court. That's five
on five basketball man. And let me tell you, disaster.
There's one point there, number twelve on their team. He
is their best player.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
We had.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
We had Jackie garding him, and Jackie's locking him down,
locking him down, and she goes to steal the ball,
kind of blocks it like he tries to go up
for the shot. She kind of knocks out of his hand.
He two hands shoves her in the chest. Are refs
calling this what's happening?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Damn thing?

Speaker 5 (37:04):
And I'm I had to run over there. Who whoa, whoa, whoa, woah,
you can't do that. And then the red finally comes
out and goes, hey, man, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
But oh, he's just collecting the twenty Oh dude, it
goes out of bounds and he just hold the.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Ball.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
What oh he nailed it in.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
He wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
He wouldn't even point directions, he wouldn't say anything. He'd
just stand on the sideline. He'd go stand by the
red line. Oh he didn't give a crap.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Hey like that.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Check baby, sometimes I'm with you on that one, man. Yeah,
just check the box.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Here you go, you nail the ballerball anyway, the final score.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
For nothing.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
The good guys, we won. And not only that, right,
it's zero zero in the first half.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Right from what I saw from that video, it looked
highly competitive and it's like two kids just rolling on
the crowd.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
No, no, my son was getting tackled. He was not rolling.
He was trying to go to the hoop.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
I saw everything butt basketball in that video.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
And the dude got tackled at the hips like he
went for his hips and he tackled him.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
And that's the same way I just saw. How does
the ball ever make it from one end to the
court to the other dribble dude, do you guys play
half court or a full court?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Man?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
We go full Let me just tell you that this guys,
it looked like the basketball had molasses, and it looked
like the kids both had honey on their shoes. That
is the style of play that was on that screen
that I was watching, bro.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
And I gotta be honest, I don't know if Baby
Box one was feeling as good as he should have.
Like he wasn't a flu game kind of his energy
level was down definitely, So I think he had a
little some kind of bug or something.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
I couldn't tell.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
But he was not as aggressive, he wasn't as quick
he was like, he wasn't the spark plug that our
team usually relies on.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Sometimes park plugs go bad, you gotta replace them, dude.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
But it's zero zero, and we get the ball and
we go down the court and we'd throw a pass
to Monica, and let me tell you, Monica beginning of
the season very shit.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Just like on Friends, and then she gets more outgoing.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Couldn't even get the ball to hit the net.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
But he said he was zero zero. When did the
flurry of points happen to get to four?

Speaker 5 (39:12):
We get down the court and it's in the middle
of the second quarter. Toss it down low, Monica gets it.
She dribbles, turns right in the middle of the lane,
shoots it, bounces on the back of the.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Rim, and then Monica her first hoop of the season, dude,
her first hoop of the sea. I'm telling you, at
the beginning of the year, she literally could not get
the ball to the net. That's coaching.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
She could not get it to the net.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Ray, it was another feather in my cap.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
And we sat there and we practiced and practiced after practice,
like everybody's okay code.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
She stayed five minutes after You're right, but like you're
Kobe and she she turns around, got this big old
grin on her face, is pumping the air like doing
fist pumps. Who did she salute?

Speaker 3 (40:05):
You?

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Were her parents? She comes running, I pick her up
and I'm celebrating, and then I was her dad. I
would say drop my daughter.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
And I was like, oh wait, we gotta play defends.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
They came down and they got a shot off before
I even got her out of my arms.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
They did.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
They got the ball down the court pretty quickly and
got one up before I even put her down. So
that was my bat on that. But and then after
the game I asked her parents. I was like, did
you see that? And they were like, we saw the
end of it? Was that mean they weren't paying attention?
And they were on tic tac they met, well, they
got two other kids. They were playing chase or whatever.

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They missed the hoop.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Well, I could tell from the video you showed. There
was a lot going on all over the court and
hopscotch tic tac toe in a little game of jump rope.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
And then I believe Carrie had our other bucket.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
And wait, you're the coach. You don't even know how
the two points were scored. What if you had a
team like Duke put up one hundred and twenty.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Well it was four nothing. I know we won.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
And there was a girl more dick it around. No, no, And.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
There was a girl on their team. I mean she
was a battering ram she was.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
I mean she was a foot taller name by on
my team, and she was just knocking the shit out
of people.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
At that age level, the girls are better than the boys.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Yeah, and just running over people, I mean, and the
rest calling nothing.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
And I'm gonna say.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
This, number twelve on their team, he was also a
foot taller than anybody on my team.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
But the thing they didn't know what to do. They
didn't know to dribble the ball, didn't have heart. No, No,
every single play. They would just pick up the ball
and run around the freaking court. That's a travel and
eventually the ref would have to call it travel. And
I sat there in my head and congratulated myself on
being the best coach in the league. I gave myself

(41:52):
that recognition. The reason is, what point did you award
yourself as award of the game? Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Halfway through the game?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Ah, halfway through the game.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
And the reason I did.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
That congratulation itself.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
The reason I did that is because I would watch
them practice every week.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
And what did they practice.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
They practice shooting and passing and rebounding, never dribbling. They
never dribbled the ball at their practice ever.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Never.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
And I said, all we did at practice was dribble
the ball. We didn't shoot. We did a little bit
of passing, but it was mainly dribble.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Dribble, dribble.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
If you can dribble the ball, you can play basketball.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Kid. The dribble lead to the pass, which leads to
the move, which leads to the shot kick.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
They never dribbled the ball. We win for nothing. We
celebrate with a team photo and that's the end of
the season.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Did your team dump breast milk on you at the
end of the game.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
No, but they did dogpile on me.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Probably shouldn't do that this day and age.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
It was pretty awesome.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Man.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
We got our second win of the season the first game,
in the last game, and I was gonna say, the.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Season's over, right, season is over? Season is over? Ray,
That is Brooklyn Nets basketball. I think I speak for
all of us when I say thank God.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
And great and Parker, who's on my team, I said, hey, guys,
I got bad news. That was our last game. And
he goes, is it over? And I'm like yeah, and
he goes, no more.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
Basketball, No more basketball, you guys are more basketball. Team
starts chatting it. No more basketball, as your coach, let
me lead the chant. No more basketball, no more basketball,
more time at pushing days.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
He's drinking tequila with your mom.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
But Parker was so happy. And then I said, all right, guys.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
Nets on three, one two, I may have the video. Man,
you want you want audio of this team yelling Nets
for one last time?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Oh my god, this is gonna make our podcast right here.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Here goes Well, you're gonna need to get all those
kids permission to play that on the podcast, and we'll
take a break. I mean, it's the beginning, middle, and
the end of the best part sometimes of stuff is

(44:35):
the end. That was a hell of a season.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
Health season, coach. Then we had the team party, said, everybody,
come on over the house. We're gonna have a team
party at my house.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Was this spontaneous?

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Now we had planned it in advance. We gave them
you knew you were gonna win, no win or lose.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
It was the end of the year. We were having
the team party either way, regardless.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
You're gonna party if you lost twelve to nothing.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
I mean, the Michigan guy, they got their ass, whoof
by Michigan State, He's still propos to his chicken mid court.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I mean, I don't know if you saw that. Did
you see that? I didn't watch any sports. I'm taking
a break from sports.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
The Michigan basketball player Golden who used to play at
FAU No, I'm not Golden Tate.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
But they lost their ass the Michigan State and then
after the game at mid court, he still proposed to
his girlfriend. I'm like, bro, you lost. You can't propose
when you lost, because then you're all celebraty eating and you.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Got your ass kick with Michigan, though they may not
have another win coming.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
It was weird. It was a weird scene. But anyway,
so I said, hey, everybody come to our house. And
we had Chick fil A and we we had the
coolers stocked with beer. We had some We had some Seltzers.
I hope they were marked. We had we had the
beer cooler, beer and Seltzer's had one cooler, then the
wine on the counter.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Then we had.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Water juice and Croy Lacroix. That's right, Rocroy.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
So this was a party for the parents, everything, and
we blew up. What we got for Christmas for the
boys is we got them like this rocker bouncer Rocker's.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
It looks like Saturn. It has a.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Big ring around it and the middle blows up too,
and it rocks back and forth and they not they
throw each other off of it. And we put that
up and it's the third time we've used it.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
It popped.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
I want a season.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
It popped.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
Then it popped. They can't come in. Hey can you
blow that up again? I go out there and there's
this I start the blower and it's just shooting the air.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
I'm like, guys, it's broken.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
They probably shouldn't be operating the blower. After a couple
of drinks out.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
We had three freaking three uses of this thing. The
kids didn't even get to use it for the whole party,
but they were running around outside. It was like thirty
eight degrees. My wife's like, I feel like they're all
going to be inside. Not a damn one of them
one to be inside. The parents stayed inside the whole
time because it was still doable, still doable, And I said,
kids don't feel cold, Kids don't feel cold. And the

(46:51):
party was It started at like eleven because the game
was over at ten thirty. Everybody went straight to our
house and we were rocking there and they think we're alcoholics.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
It's like, hey, we got beer here, you on beer?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Hey do you care if we stay the night? Sure?

Speaker 5 (47:02):
Sally, and no one was drinking beer. And I was like,
oh my god, this is awkward. They think I was
like jonesing for a beer.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
I'm sorry, like, oh, so people weren't boozing, but eventually
they started boozing around noon.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
They waited till.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Noon, okay, and see a lot of them, man are recovering.
So that's the thing. You can't. If you're recovering, you
start late, start early. That's when you go to the
big house. And it was really scary because then we
had an incident where we lost a kid.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
One of the families had a younger son. What was
the score of the game? Wait, where's Mark?

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Holy hell? What happened to Saturn?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
And Omar Omar went missing?

Speaker 5 (47:38):
And were you Omar Omar Ohm Check the backyard, check
the rooms.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
No, Omar, go out in the front yard.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
No Omar, Omar, Omar, Omar Omar No.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
And the parents are freaking out. Now everybody's starting to panic.
So I jump in the car and I'm gonna drive
around the neighborhood. I'm like, I'm gonna go find this
Omar kid. It is like a five minute search. Like
everybody's looking in the backyard, looking in the neighbor's backyards.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
I mean, we're everywhere. Well, I mean, I.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Hate to spoiler alert. I never got an amber alert.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Well, good news is Omar was just in the bathroom
and had locked the door and wasn't answering because he
was embarrassed because he had pooped his pants.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
What season?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
So he was just being quiet, like guys, I found him.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
He was with the dude.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Wides and so we found Omar. And then that led
my wife to tell to confess that during the game
she had lost baby Box three. I'm like, well, what
do you mean you lost baby Box three at the game?
She goes, well, I was too busy watching the game.
And then like she goes, in the middle of the
third quarter, I was like, I sure haven't seen baby
Box three. And I tried to keep calm and I

(48:46):
started looking around. I started looking around, I couldn't find him.
So then I went out in the little lobbyary I
couldn't find him.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
She was like sold.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Then I started looking next door at the hockey place,
couldn't find him. She goes, I go upstairs and he's
upstairs in the far corner, and I said, Babybox Street,
what are you doing. He's like, I have id idea.
I watched from I watched Dad at and brothers from
up here.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
From the top deck track.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
No, she's like, but you gotta tell me, He goes,
but I had idea. I come up here on my own.
It's pretty smart, second deck, pretty good seats.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
It is good seat, its bird's eye view. And he
said he goes, I have idea. I come up on
my own, and she said he was missing, you know,
she I don't know. She goes, I don't know how
long he was up there, but she she had a
panic attack. So she confessed that at the party.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Oh gosh, what time are we at right now?

Speaker 5 (49:37):
It's like twelve thirty one o'clock right, panic attack?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Missing, Omar shit himself, parents, Saturn's popped, beer coolers already started,
and the parents are on a search and rescue mission.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Yeah, and then it was now a rescue mission. And
then Monica is Omar's older sister. She's the one that
made the basket. So Omar, you know, he's embarrass he
won't to open the door. And then they have a baby,
had a blowout, so we're gonna have to go.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
We're gonna have to go.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
Yeah, they had two blowouts. Everyone have to tap out. Yeah,
we're gonna have to tap out. So they bounced out
of there. Then other people started bouncing out, you know
what I mean. So then it's down to one other
family and they got one kid on the team and
then an older daughter.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Hey do you care if we stay the night?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Oh? Yeah, I was everything at home I don't care.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
They stayed till four thirty.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
They not know it was just a little lunch party. Hell,
they stayed till four thirty and and the dad he
was he was in pain. He was like, you mind
if we sit down?

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Well you didn't have chairs at this party. Well we
stood up the whole time. The parents they like talking
in the kitchen, hanging out, and then when it started
dwindling out. We did have one dad that had a.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Girl on the team.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
He stayed for a few hours, but he let it
like probably one thirty five. This other family stayed till
four thirty and he was in pain, but he started
numbing it with Miller lights because he had a second
he had a vasectomy on Friday.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Hey, yeah, another Miller lights shod Do you think trick?

Speaker 5 (50:59):
And so then finally a thirtier're like, oh, you know,
I guess we're gonna get out of here. Yeah, you
think about to put the kids to bed. And we
were like, oh, you don't want to just stay for dinner.
My wife's gonna cook. I get the grill fired up. Man,
if you want to make a beer run, yeah, And
I was like, no, I think we're gonna head out man,
and they were like, actually we actually made dinner planes
with another couple. And I'm like, oh, so you just

(51:20):
used us to get to the dinner couple.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Okay, cooling.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
We would just be an afternoon kill time. That's cool,
no problem, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
I know what it feels like to be used for
another one.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
And so they bounced out, man, and then that was it.
That was the end of the nets.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Geez, they were partying your place for six hours after
the end of the game. Year. Yeah, so that was
my weekend, man, sheit my weekend.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
It was a hell of a season.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Don't you think mark a Ford or nothing? How about
that shit? Man? Yeah, stuck it to them, man.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
We showed them.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Luckily it ended on a win that oh yeah, oh yeah,
oh yeah, but yeah that's all I got, man, you
got anything? No, that was good ship. We just had
honey dues. We found a rug that we'd been searching
for for an entire year. Actually we had been searching
for it. What We've just not even looked for a
rug for a year, and then we went out on
one random Saturday and we found it at Ross half priced,

(52:14):
discounted ten times. Beazer said, there's the rug, and I said,
there's one problem. We ain't get in the car. But
guess what. I made it through the whole store one time.
I took out an entire aisle with it. Dude, I'm
talking at fifteen foot rug. I was carrying over my collars. Man,
it's like black and white, but it matches perfect with
our house. I wanted a fluffier one. I've been scoping
out the al Deans seeing stuff that they have in

(52:35):
their house.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
But basis like level.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Yeah, she said, we're not getting that thing for less
than a thousand. This one was like a hundred bucks.
It was amazing. The whole floor at Ross's, Dude, it
was ransacked. It looked like it had been looted through.
People just go there, pull out rugs and throw other rugs.
Ours was a diamond in the rough. I pulled it
out and security guy, you think he's gonna help me? Hey, man,
you want to grab one of the doors for me,

(52:58):
No worries. I'll just grab both of them and the rug.
We're good. And the lady, I mean, the one guy,
I'm checking out with him and he goes, you know what,
I gotta go in the back I can't even check
you out. I'm like, no worries, man, I'm only holding
a fifteen foot rug on my shoulder, No big deal.
The lady, can you lower that a little bit? Yeah, yeah,
no problem. Do you want me just to bring it
there behind the till for you can just scan it

(53:19):
on out like guys, make it a little accessible for
the customer. I go, Baser, we're gonna damn do this thing, dude.
It's through the front window, had her back window open
on her car. She goes, I can call my dad
and he can do in his truck. I saw, damn it.
We ain't called him. I said, we're putting this at
the SUV. We're getting this some bitch home. And we did.
We got it through the front door. We got our rug.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Man.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
We'd been looking, not looking, for a whole year, and
then we finally decided on one random Saturday to get it.
Hell yeah, man, Yeah, I mean, I'm glad one of
us did something.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
I mean, we would have nothing to talk about. I
mean we had rug shopping shit.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
The one weekend I don't watch golf, I said, I'm
spots free until March. Madness. I'm I'm sport it's free
until Major League Baseball starts. And you watched the Mexico Open.
Like bro, I've watched every fucking tournament every Thursday to Sunday.
I have ESPN Plus. I watch every minute of it.
I play that tournament on PS five before the tournament

(54:16):
this weekend. I didn't. And you watched the Mexico Open.
This show never ceases doing.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Man.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
I'm telling you, man, when something is captivating, I will
watch it. And that was absolutely captivating TV when you
don't care who they are.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
When you told me your lead was the Mexico Open,
I said, you gotta be kidding me. The one time
I didn't watch a tournament. Unbelievable. Dude.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
All right, we're gonna go home, but well, hey, I
need a huge favor from the nation. This is big,
this is the nation. Listen, guys, I'm gonna do the
bed because it's that important.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Listen to me.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
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(55:11):
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Speaker 1 (55:32):
It's called mining for comment.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
I mean, is that what it's called.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
I just made that up.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
It's called began. I'll tell you that. I'm just asking
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Speaker 5 (55:42):
That place was awesome. Oh well, you know anything, you
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Speaker 1 (55:53):
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Speaker 2 (55:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
Have a great Monday. Yeah, I mean I gotta go.
I gotta go clean the house because my family stayed
till four thirty. I didn't get to clean after that.
No nap either, No, no nap.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
It's like Laura, dude, she used to have this friend
Cassandra Bazer. Dude, she would come over to our apartment.
She was not our neighbors, she was down the way
a little bit. Dude. She'd come at two in the afternoon.
She'd be there until midnight. Couldn't get the girl to leave.
I mean, I would be in bed in my jamas. Actually,
that one time she had her jama she brought her
jamas over and we all watched the movie in bed together.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
I saw that that sounds like fun.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
She didn't stay the night, though, so I finally said,
get the hell out of my house.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
What about out of your bed?