The Sore Losers To The Super Bowl

In this episode Ray had a meeting with the executives and was able to talk them in to sending us to the Super Bowl. Plus Ray has a story about South Beach screwing over his employer who was responsible for a huge Super Bowl crowd. Lunchbox hit the golf course for his first round of 2025 and his humor wasn't appreciated by others on the course. Also Lunchbox got clowned on at his coed rec soccer game and he's still mad about it. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Recording.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Good, I'm good, I've been ready. You came running in
here like something was on fire.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Got our opening segment? What got it? This is hot
off the press? What I gotta finish my candy? I'm
gonna get yelled at.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay, all right, well great, this is a great opening
segment to start recording. When you put a candy in
your mouth and it's not even a damn candy, it's
a cold thing. It's a damn call throw whatever the hit.
What are those called throat lostengers? Throat lotengers, that's what
it is. And I am sick of you saying you're
not sick. You're not sick. You sound like ass. You
have these throat lozengers. You've been eating them like they

(00:39):
are candy. I saw sixteen wrappers in the glassroom, so
I know you're not feeling one hundred percent. Quit lying
to my ass.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I got our opening segment. I understand that.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I gotta start the show?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh go, geez man, there goes my opening segment.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Dude, when you're at Sports Center and say we got
our a block clear the presses, maybe let's run with it.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I mean I had a block material, but it will
get pushed. Now, this is even better. That's what I'm
talking about. We're gonna do it live. Yeah we oh
the one two three sore losers. What up, everybody? I
am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm

(01:26):
pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
What if, y'all says in from the North Alpha male
Mary to Bezer Broadway girl now north Side girl. She
actually used to live in that area. So Indian Lake
very beautiful. Everybody talks about Brentwood, Franklin, go North, guys,
cheaper land. You didn't hear that from me, though. We
need to actually buy some land right now. I got
two point two acres looking to get more, and they're
starting to do the crops. As you guys can see

(01:49):
on our Instagram and Twitter x account. They're tilling the
ground whatever the craft that means. Then I think we're
doing the planting. And then next thing you know, we
got cornstalks.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh they have to plant stuff. I thought it just
came back year after year. See that's what I don't know.
But I know they're tilling the ground because that's the
picture I posted. It was a guy out there doing
till work. So I thought it was perennials where they
just come back. You don't have to go back and
put seeds every year. That'd get kind of annoying.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's a damn house plant. I'm talking about crop plants.
You know, there's a house cat, there's a street cat.
Perennials and annuals and bi annuals. Those are house plants.
People planting the crops. Man, that's a livelihood.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
That's true, I know, But I just thought maybe they
popped up every year like row at the row corn
makes wheat. Now, what's our a segment because I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's not the case because the guy that does the
pumpkins also does corn and wheat, so it's all different crap.
Till crap, till crap.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
So you gotta dig up the ground put in new seeds.
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Talk to the executive in the water cooler room, the
guy that I also talked to at the Christmas party,
and he's the one that knew about sore losers got
it And I said, well, first of all, he was
telling me about Super Bowl week. Colin Cowherd has a
banger of a party on Wednesday night in Nola. Yeah, man,
he said, all of his shows are there, Volume Network,

(03:05):
Boom Cowherd, Dan Patrick. Everybody's gonna be on Radio Row
for the super Bowl. Okay, he said, he's going down
there smoothing. So he's got the Dinners Happy Hours, a
couple of signatures, dotting eyes, crossing t's. This is where
the A block segment comes in.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I said, what is it gonna take to get the
sore Losers at the super Bowl? And he hits me
back with well, this year, it's way too late. The
super Bowl is a weekly all right, Great, So then
I hit him back with another question.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'm glad, I'm glad we started the show with this. Guys. Hey, guys, sorry,
you can't go to the super Bowl. All right, that's
what our listeners either know. Thanks for listening to the
Sore Losers podcast.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
And I said, what is it gonna take to get
the sore loos users in San fran Cisco for Super
Bowl sixty? Mother Kert And he said it costs money,
So iHeart would have to pay a purse and then
we would be able to get on Radio Row. So

(04:16):
he said, you'd have to ask the executive above him,
and if they okay it that they are fine with
paying that amount of money, then we would be able
to have a booth on radio Row.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
So you're telling me all these radio shows that are
on music radio Row, whatever it's called, they pay money
to be there. They have to pay money to be
part of the super Bowl. I would think the super
Bowl wants them on there and invites them because it costs.
It gives them so much free advertising. All these people

(04:48):
and all these sponsors, because every celebrity there is hawking
some kind of product ha coola. Uh here, you know,
I'm here. There's week on behalf of the window cleaner
this and I'm here. Oh this week, I'm representing Tide
this week, you know what I mean, because we're gonna
change the Tide. Oh this week we're doing a Smuckersuckers
you know what I mean. I really love a smucker
sucker before a big game. I thought that was all

(05:11):
the advertisers. That's why the radio people are there. They're
there for free. I didn't know they had to pay
to be there.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
He said he doesn't know the exact amount, but there
is a price, and it would be a year in
advanced things, so us asking him a week ahead of time.
Obviously we can't go to Nola, but San Francisco could
be an option if we get the ball rolling, and
that is a block material. The sore losers are going
to San freeing Cisco.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, we might go to San Francisco on vacation. Hey,
we ain't going to radio Row. I'll guaran dang to you.
We are not going to Radio Row. So one year
from now when this comes back up, guys, just know
we are not gonna be in San Francisco. Do not
look for us on Radio Row. There is no chance
the company would pay the money for us to be

(06:01):
in San Francisco. That's all because hotel rooms are gonna
cost an arm and a leg, and you know what
they're gonna pay for us nothing. They're not gonna pay
the five thousand dollars to put us on Radio Row,
and they're not gonna pay the one hundred dollars a
night for a hotel room. We will not be in
San Francisco. That was the A segment.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Congratulations, when was the last time you saw the full househouse?
Mother gerr uh.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Let's see what year was that that I go to
San Francisco. I don't know. I went on vacation to
San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
And it's not San Francisco. It's Santa Claire A mother gurr.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, you're right, because I did. I'd been to a
Giants game. It was a great stadium, beautiful. It looked
out at McCovey Cove. That was a phenomenal stadium, really
well built.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Can I tell you the South Beach story about Santa Clara?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I would love to hear it.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
And was there anything else?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Again? Still? Are you so good?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
He lives in Cincinnati, comes and visits. He came day
before day after Christmas. Watched it from Cincinnati.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Cincinnati's in Ohio.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Inside joke, and I was thinking the executive He also
said that it's interesting because there is a lot of
different clients there, but they're getting pulled in every direction.
Of course, but he said he has the access so
he could get Like if we were down there and
we go, hey, man, can you get us in to
go see Colin Cowherd do a show? He could do
that got the actual booth that costs money.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Like, if we wanted to go see Colin Cowherd do
his show, could we have a moment with Colin Cowhart,
so he could tutor and mentor us.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I didn't ask that, but he said he would be
able to get us access into radio row. But to
have a booth is a step above him. Got it,
And that leads me to this with South Beach dude.
So he used to work in la and he moved
around a lot with the hotel industry. He's still in
the hotel industry or is he very very extensive. He's
always worked in food and beverage. It's still he worked

(07:49):
at boutiques. He's worked at big hotels, smaller hotels, pandemic hit.
He said that was rough because you had a bunch
of people that were able to live in the hotel
for free, trashed it, were rude, didn't give him tips,
didn't pay well, there was nothing but complaints. That was
a tough time. That was probably the low point of
South Beach his life. But he did work at the
Santa Clara Hotel. I'm not gonna specifically say which one,

(08:10):
and it's right. It's very close to the football stadium
and they go, hey, you are our food and beverage guys.
South Beach doesn't care that I'm telling this story. They said,
you're our guy, and guess what the super Bowl's coming
in a year? He said, there were all these meetings
every Tuesday. There was a meeting about the super Bowl
a year leading up to it. Man, and this is

(08:31):
a different one, because this must have been a super
Bowl three years ago.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Probably I have no idea what we've had one. And
I gotta be honest with you. I don't really know
what you could name a super Bowl and I couldn't
tell you the location, but go ahead.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
So I want to say they've had one there. Unless
this is the one he was talking about all along,
it can't be. But they would have meetings Tuesday. Super
Bowl guys. Here's the protocol. This sa all the stuff
you have to learn. And he knew all the time
in the back of his head he was going to
find another job before the super Bowl, so he didn't
really care that they were building up to.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
This super Bowl. Don't want to be there for the
super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Well, he just knew was give me a headache and
a nightmare at his hotel. And so he said, Man,
I'm only going to be here for six d eight
months that super Bowl. I'll be well long gone before that.
Thing comes around, so they'd have these meetings. All right, Uh,
South Beach, how are you and your department? Is everything
all short up and good to go for the super Bowl?
Eight months in advance? Oh yeah, we are good. We
have done training measures, I'm doing all kinds of orderings

(09:23):
of things. I'm doing a lot of refurbishments. I'm also
getting a lot of replenishments for all of our products.
Everything will be all set.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Twenty sixteen, they had it in Santa Clara, so then.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
That was it. And he, dude, he said he didn't
absolutely nothing for it, so he wasn't. He was just
chilling everybody, all the other departments. Oh man, are you
starting to get ready for the super Bowl? Oh yeah, yeah,
we're doing so much. We're doing a lot. South Beach
was doing nothing, and he's the whole head of a
department and he's just telling the executive So we are good.
I've got it all under control. Maybe four months before

(09:53):
the super Bowl, he goes, hey, I uh so he
used that hotel as a way to get to a
boutique hotel in Sandy God, and it looked awesome on
his resume. Planning for the super Bowl at all that,
and so then he goes, hey, I got a new
new job at a boutique in San Diego, so I'm
not going to be here to work my department for
the super Bowl. Just thought i'd let you guys know that.

(10:13):
And they go, what about the sixteen months that we've
been preparing for this and you leave us four months
before the Super Bowl? So he left him high and dry.
So if you guys went to that Super Bowl, let
me know. Was the food and beverage in the area.
Was it lacking hot was the hotel sting? I mean,
did they have enough lemonade?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Because South Beach didn't order enough, he didn't have the
sheets in order.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Because if you guys were at the bar sucking on
boot lights and they ran out, it was probably South
Beach's problem.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, I'm living to hear him. Super Bowl fifty in
San Francisco, it was the Denver Broncos versus the Carolina Panthers.
The Broncos won twenty four to ten. Let's see, it
was at Levi Stadium. MVP was Von Miller, the referee
was Cleat Bakerman. Attendant seventy one thousand coin toss Fred

(11:06):
Belinda Coough Marcus Allen, Joe Montana, Jim Plunkett, Jerry Rice,
Steve Young, Halftime Show, Coldplay featuring Beyonce, Bruno Mars and
Mark Runson. It doesn't have anything about the hotel food.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Guys, if you were at the hotel they ran out
of toilet paper, probably South Beach.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
He was at a boot seek in San Diego wiping
his ass with all that toilet paper, had laughing at you.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
If you were in the bathroom real quick about to
run up to your room or maybe go to a
Super Bowl after party and you're trying to look for
a Jimmy because you and your girl are getting hot
and heavy, and they ran out of him in the bathroom,
probably South Beach.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Actually, I blame that on the bathroom attendant. He's supposed
to have more of those.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, he was more than I would say he did.
Definitely did bar work. So if they ever ran while
you were in San Francisco, if they ran out of
a shot a drink Pina Colada, my tie, South Beach.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Very interesting sing manh yeah, hey.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Man, I'm up here in room number seven twenty four
and my mini bar is completely empty. I get that.
It's Super Bowl week is anybody else complaint? Uh yeah,
you're our thirtieth complaint this week.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Sorry, Hey Peyton mannings ons on he guys, Hey, guys, using.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Who is the winning rep? Did you say?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Von Miller? Von Miller's on the Excuse me, man, I'm
out of I don't have any towels in my room.
Let me see. South Beach was supposed to order those.
Oh damn, South Beach quit sorry, von South Beach went
to San Diego.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Man, Oh vod? What was that you said? You needed
a dom perryon to celebrate the Super Bowl? Uh yet sorry,
that's South Beach's department and he quit four months ago.
Would you like some Stolely vodka? Though it tastes equally
as terrible.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
That's pretty good. I don't know that about South Beach.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Good guy, good guy, except for what he's got ulterio motives.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
But I understand that when you're not in a job,
when you're not going to be there, why would you care?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Dude? He said was the most beautiful thing, because there
were other departments just like losing their fucking minds. And
he goes, Dude, all the while, I'm just chilling these
hour long meetings, and oh, yeah, yeah, we're all.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
We are all.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
They just trusted him. He was ahead of a department.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
He left him by a dry four months before. He said, dude,
he said, every damn week there was a meeting and
he's sitting there gambling on his phone on Bovada.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Dude betting on soccer. Didn't pay a lick of attention
to all these prerequisites and different things the NFL was
laying down and rules and requirements.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Oh man, I wish I had employees like I mean,
I wish I owned a business hyne employees like that. That
would be so hard, Like you have to worry about
people quitting all the time, you have to worry about
people not doing theirs. I mean, that would be rough.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Dude, being a business owners just one small story. Our
friends uh Nick and Kiki, they own a business. They
did well. Now he's in real estate. He does also lots.
They're called swaths, they're called no swats.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Is a team that comes in and rush you.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
When you have a warrant, land land, a swath of land,
a land, a lot, maybe it's a lot, I don't know.
He tried to find us the thing, and he always
sent me these emails and they were called like lots
or something. So that's what he deals with parcels maybe,
so he deals with that and then she is a
great parent. She also does some other stuff on the side. Anyways,
they had a moving company, Nick and kik really yeah,

(14:25):
and they said.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Nick and kik uh. I was trying to think of
a good name. Kiki and Nick.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
We'll get you to the brick.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, well we'll move your shit. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
It kind of works a little bit rhyme go ahead,
and they said, dude, being in ahead of it a
part of it business is the worst thing ever, because
all their employees did was steal from him. And then
two weeks later they'd ask for raises and they go,
we you know, we have you on cameras stealing from us. No,
you're not getting a raise. You're lucky I didn't fire you.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Sea.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
That's that's what it was. Ninety percent of the time,
people wanting raises or them having to pull tape of
people stealing from them.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
That sucks. I never even thought about that.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
So that's why we said, why did you guys give
up your moving company? Worried it was so lucrative. They go, yeah,
it was great. So you have to pull tape every week,
and all they want is raises, and you can always
bust them on stealing stuff. People just they'll just go
in to rip you off.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, because my wife, she wanted to start a hair
cutting place for kids, and she started getting into it
and started doing all this research and interviewing people and
interviewing people in the hair industry, and we ended up
not doing it, which I think was the smartest decision
we've ever made in our life, because I said, do
you know how many people you would have to quit?

(15:41):
They call in sick? What do you do like? You
don't know how to cut hair? Like your hairstyle is,
oh I'm sick today. Well, who's going to open the shop.
Then you got to be able to shop all the time.
Then you got to find new people and people complaining
it because their kids, Hey hair looks like shit, and
oh my god, that had been miserable.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Oh hello, you'd like a mullet, okay, uh, wife, a
mullet online one you were close with a great business idea. Yes,
kid's hair. You don't have to manage it, just buy
the building. And then you have all these different consigners
come in and cut the hair. Now, that's what I
go to every day. And there's nine million housewives there,

(16:20):
and every individual person has their own room. And my
lady's about to kick me out the door. She goes,
you don't need highlights or a perm. I'm basically can't
even cut your hair anymore. She's that busy. She's like,
I don't I only make thirty dollars off of you.
I literally don't even care about your business. She's that busy.
And it's all the while they're paying a person that
owns the building, the boutique, right and Sisson and your

(16:42):
wife boutique and Arnold, Yes, I understand.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Or you just buy a building and then whatever business
moves into that building, they just pay you rent. That's
where you want to do it. Oh yeah, but yeah,
that's really cheap and easy. I mean it's simple. That's
a simple math. Why don't we do that?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Because you got to have the money to do it,
Just like Joehn Johan always said, Hey man, we should
buy a parking garage. We'd make so much money. Yeah, Johann,
you gotta have like millions of dollars and you gotta
have foresight. These people that bought these parking garage bought
them twenty years ago, so right now you're paying primo
money for these parking garages. We need to find a
part of location in town that isn't popular and buy

(17:18):
a park, build a parking garage, and then hope it
becomes popular.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Have you talked to Johanna? You don't talk to him anymore?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Basler told me that I can't. Oh, but then she
told me the other day she didn't never say that.
Maybe it's just implied. I don't know. Man over to you.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
That's weird, that's awkward. That's an awkward end of this segment. Dude,
good dude, good dude. Yeah, great dude. But we're not
going to the super Bowl. We won't be going to
the super Bowl next year. Pitts won't be going to
the super Bowl this year because it costs too much
damn money. But he's in, He's on cloud nine.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Pitts just another guy in the building. Hey, brother, who
do you think is gonna winyou't even cracking a smile
or Joe, just straightforward, dead ass Philly. The same guy goes,
what are you gonna say when Pitt's ass? You're gonna
be like Philly by double digits. Pitts has got no
people in the building that believe in him, and they're

(18:09):
straight up dead ass telling him to his face Eagles,
was it dead exec No, No, Pitts asked me, I'm
gonna say Eagles double digit's.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Oh he hadn't asked you yet. No.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
If he does, dead ass Eagles double Digi's.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Is what I told him. I haven't told him anything, really,
I just told him congratulations. He goes, brother, dead ass,
dead ass. I was like, brother, how do you feeling?
He goes, we got a chance. He goes, we got
a better chance than a lot of other teams in
the NFL.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
That's a good point.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
But I said yeah, and he goes, yeah, brother, there's
only one other teams he's got a chance. It's the Eagles,
and I don't know how good their chance is. He
goes because I don't see Patty Mahomes lining up behind
under center behind the Eagles offensive line. He's behind our
offensive line, so I don't know what kind of shot
the Eagles got.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Jalen Hurts three seconds behind that offensive line, Patty Mahomes
two point five to nine seconds behind that offensive line
sounds like zero point four to one seconds more for Jalen.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Hurts Ray with his wife two point five to nine seconds,
think you hit it, Batter's box with his wife three
point two seconds. And I'm not gonna go anywhere else.
I guess we'll take a break and we'll come back
and we'll get into what I was gonna do in
the segment.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Was that an A segment?

Speaker 2 (19:27):
That was amazing? Amazing a segment and talk to a
damn exec? I said, that has to be the A block.
I mean, to be able to talk to an exec
in the building that is going to the super Bowl
why we're not. I mean, that's amazing, hard hitting stuff
of just some guy telling us we can't go to
the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
And I go, hey, well I still got you. Is
there a chance we can sneak into this year? Maybe
get us in a corner booth? He gots no chance.
All right, man, we'll see it in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Hey, may will you text us some pictures from the
super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Okay, cool? Hey will you like, if you see any
selec do you snap a pick and send it to
it so we can put it on the insta. No,
we'll see in Santa Clara. Hey, carpool to Santa Clara. No, man,
I'm flying private. Oh all right, cool, all right, man?
Can we stay? Hey share a hotel room in Santa Clara. No, man, no,
there's so many parties.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
No, exactly said, we had to talk to top dog.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Top dog, that's the approval we would need. He said,
uh initials j T Oh yeah, let me tell you.
Let me tell you how much that's a dope. Let
me tell you how much that person cares about our podcast?
Zero percent?

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, he said, it's worth a conversation.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
No, it's really not. It's not even worth the breath. Like,
it's not you. I'm gonna save you the time, the
energy because hey, you're gonna send an email saying, hey,
can we set up a meeting? B You're gonna have
to go to that meeting and they're they're gonna and
that person is gonna be like how long does this
meeting need to be here, gonna be like, oh okay,
I'm just thirty minute window. You're gonna walk in, you're

(21:05):
gonna have your ask, and that meeting is gonna last
one minute. It's gonna take you longer to walk to
that person's office, sit down in the chair, pull up
the chair, put your hands on the desk, and say
this is what I want. It's gonna take you longer
to lay out the demands and the ask than it
is for that person to say no. And then you're
gonna get up and you're gonna shake hands, you're gonna

(21:28):
turn around, you're gonna walk out, you're gonna close the
door behind you, and you're gonna hear a nothing but
an eruption of laughter from JT's mouth. He goes, there
is no damn way they would even entertain that.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
He said above me, you'd have to ask. And I say,
oh bones. He goes no, no above, and I go, oh,
scoob of Steve and he goes no above and I
go sales guy are and he goes no, no, no,
and kept pointing up and I go, can't be talking
about JT. And he goes, that would be the approval
you need.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah, all right, yeah, let's go to break. This ended
on a sad, sad note. Man, But I'm gonna tell
you what this next segment phenomenal, dude. I headed out
and went down.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
At the local muny. We'll be all right back, yep, yep,
I'm not on though I don't hear anything yet. You're
a live Oh you know what happened? My headphones came out. Dude.
I was like, wait, where did the music go? Hold on?
This is why, this is why we are not going
to go to the super Bowl. But Ray, I told
you the other day. Man, I was leaving early because

(22:33):
the sun was shining. I had dusted off the old clubs.
I'd pulled them out of the closet and I said,
let's go smack some balls around the local muni. Yeah, look,
and I did. Ray. I drove over to the local Muni.

(22:56):
I pulled up. Oh, there was cars in the park
arking lot. The sun was shining. It was a beautiful,
beautiful day. Put my bag on my back and I
walked into the clubhouse. I said, hey, man, I'd like
to play eighteen. He said walking or riding, and I

(23:18):
said I'll be riding. He goes, ooh, sorry about that.
It's too late to ride eighteen.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Got you with the technicality.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
He said, what do you mean? He goes, yeah, to
to ride a full eighteen, you got to check in
before eleven.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
And these guys act like it's the law.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Ray I'm like, I said, wait a minute. I said,
it's eleven thirty. Man, like, it's gonna take me three
and a half hours. I'll be back by three o'clock.
And he's like, yeah, I can't let any carts out
after eleven am. I'm like, what the does that mean? Like,
how so if I don't have a team time between

(24:05):
eight am and eleven am, I can't ride eighteen that's
your window.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
It's ridiculous, I'm.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Like, and he goes, yeah, man, this that's just the winner.
That's the rules in the winter.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
You've been divorced before, man, because you act like it
divorce a pro shop worker bitch.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
And he's like, but yeah, I mean you can ride
nine if you want to ride nine, now, I'll ride
your wife. And he goes, or you can ride nine
and then walk nine. It's whatever you want to do.
I said, I'll do that. I'll do one, you know,
And he goes, which one? Said, I guess I'll ride
the nine and then walk to nine. You got those
pull cards I can borrow, right? Yeah, yeah, you can
get one of those at the turn. Sweet dude. Thanks.

(24:44):
He goes, see those six people on the putting green
over there, you'll be right after them. I'm like what.
He goes, Yeah, they're all going out together. He said,
So I gotta wait behind a six them. He's like, yeah,
they play out of here all time. They're pretty fast players.
Women are men men. I was like, no, man, I

(25:04):
ain't waiting Vandy Bros. No older guys, older guys. I'm like, no,
I'm not gonna do that. So I they're still putting
on the putting green. I'm like, I'm not gonna waste
my time. There's one guy on the tea box.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I ain't walking or riding. I'm leaving, and I.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Ride up to the tea box and I meet Big Willie.
He's like, man, I'm Big Willie. Nice to meet you. Man.
Give them by shake hands. He's like, you're gonna play
golf together. We're gonna play golf together. He said, yeah, man,
we're gonna play golf together. I said, I didn't want
to wait for those six on the putting green. It was,
oh no, that take all day. It's like, all right,
let me tee it up, you know. And then he

(25:40):
straps his bag to his back and just starts walking.
Why they call you Big Willy And I'm like, Big Willy,
You're gonna carry your bag on your back this whole time. Yeah, man,
I mean I'm not gonna be able to get to
the gym today, so this will be my workout.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Is it a full set?

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Full set?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Sometimes those tools go around with those three clubs.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
No, no full set. I'm like, oh, okay, it's gonna be.
That's cool. It's just kind of chatting with Big Willie,
you know what I mean. Play hole one, play whole two.
On whole two, we have to wait because there's four
old guys in front of us. And I mean when
I say old ray, I am talking. I don't know
how they're walking. There is one guy, oh Tiger, Oh,

(26:24):
he is sitting there. They all four go to the
one person's ball and they sit there, and they sit
there and they sit there, and then they drive to
the other person's ball. Then they drive to the third
person's ball. Then they drive to the four. All four
had to be at the ball. It's like you can't
just drive, drop one off, go Then he hits it
kind of down. He goes down there, gets it all right. Cool,

(26:46):
and then we get to the number three. They're on
the green and that's when I realized, I don't know
if one of them is gonna make it off the green.
Ray he is using a cane and his golf club
to walk to the green. I got a.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Hole in one in nineteen seventy nine. Her name was Martha.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
And I'm proud of them because they're still out there
playing golf. But at the same time, he's having to
use a putter and a cane to be able to walk.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Out of the game.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
And I mean, it took him eight minutes to walk
from the cart to the green to putt brutal, so
that no, that's fine. Here's the problem. He's gotta wake
walk eight minutes back to the cart. So he walked
to the green, did his putting, then he's walking back, Oh, no,

(27:39):
to the cart.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
What do you say? Whole three eh?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
And me and this guy are like He's like, hey,
is everybody in front of them? I was like no,
and he goes, if we get to that next tea
box and they don't let us play through, we're gonna
have to skip them. And I was like, I am
with you one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
I'm all in Big Willie, now show it to me.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
No, But Big Willy's sorry Big Willy is super nice.
Two kids. Nice dude.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Oh sounds like a great dad.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Well, I mean I have three kids.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Right, your wife's at home taking care of them all.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, Well where do you think his wife was? Do
you have a night nurse? No, one of his kids
was sick, the other kids at school.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Oh, great dad. So what do he say, I'm gonna
go to the course.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Well, the wife was at home taking care of the kid.
That's why he could go play some golf.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Honey, my name's Bennett. I ain't in it. My name's Paul.
It's up to y'all. I'm gonna hit the course.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
And so they finally we play the number three and
they're these old men are lost, like where is number four?
All this?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
So they're not the local muni guys because they know
the course pretty well.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
I am like, it's right there, and they're like, oh,
the sign is upside down or so, I don't know.
I didn't see the sign. We're like, that's right there.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
No, that's just your bifocal.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
And that's when Big Willie's like, hey, you guys, mind
we played through. There's just two of us. We'll be
real quick. And they're like, hey, fuck, you. They're like, eh, hey, Teddy, Hey, Cheddy,
we're gonna let that play pro toddy.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Hey hit me that Miller Old High Life.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
And I'm great. Here's the problem. They're playing from like
the yellow and the red teas in front of you, right,
and they just stood at their tea box while we
teed off.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
That's always dangerous.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
And I trust I'm my guys, and they're just like,
go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Just hit it. One of the odds, you spray it right,
hit me in the dick.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
And big Will, Big Will. He gets up there and
he goes, all right, don't think about them, just hit
it high in the air. Just hit it high in
the air. Hit it high in the air, and he
hits it. He goes way left, but he goes, hey,
didn't hit him. Didn't hit him.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Dude being justin had the same thing one time. Chick
from Ohio, she's his age, standing right in front of
him at the red teas, thinking that it's okay to
let the guy t off, justin staring at her ass.
He's lucky he didn't plug one.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Man. I'm telling you these guys were I mean, we
would have hit him. They had died. No doubt.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I mean the pros, yes, they can have the gallery
right next to him. We can't. They need to be
pushed back another fifty feet.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
So then I get up there way left because I mean,
in my head, I'm just like, just just hit it left,
just hit it left. Don't hit them, don't hit them.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Your days cave is suck.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
And then Big will he's like, hey, you better if
I jump in the car, and I'm like, no, let's go,
let's get out of here, and we're driving it. Oh,
we didn't pay for the car. I know Big Willie
wanted to get his work out him. But all of
a sudden he's like, hey, let me jump on the cart.
We're only three holes in and he's already jumping on
the car.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
He's pulling the rug hole four.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Oh yeah, it's old man. I'm gonna save this money,
you know what I mean. Times may be tight, I
don't know, but I was glad to get him a ride,
and I'm driving him like, oh snake.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
No.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
The dude had dropped his cane right there at the
tea box. I almost ran over his cane. I almost
ended his round because his cane was laying on the ground.
I would have crushed it.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
You gotta give me your putter.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Here you go. Man, Man, I'm not gonna need this
because I'm gonna chip in every damn hole. I don't
need this.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Dude, he lost a cane. That's even well, he had
just set it down the phone.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
He had just set it down because they were about
to tee off at that tea box. We had laid
the tea to the cane down.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Hey, is this one of you guys canes? Your shit's
not one of yours. No, I'm not ninety.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Thanks yeah, say me and Big Willy. We just play on.
We play chat it up. He's got two kids, you know,
we're just chopping it up. He's like, hey, you playing
nine or eighteen. I was like, I'm playing eighteen. He goes, oh,
I got to cut out at nine. You know, my
wife's been taking care of the sick kid. I gotta
go relieve her reliever. Yeah that's sexual well no, just

(31:37):
like give her a break. She's been dealing with the
sick kid all day, is what it means. Man, But
it could be maybe he meant the other way. Good
love a relief and so oh pick really pick really
pick clearly, Big Willy's out of here. He's leaving. You know.
We finished the nine and it's great, Like it was
a nice guy Like, it wasn't anything awkward. It was
cool to be paired up with.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Him and was he good? Canpare him to me and Justin?
Can me and Justin are equal?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Be you guys play with him?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I can play with them? Yeah, me and Big Willie
and you we could all play together.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Who's the worst one of all of our friends right now?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Is it? Pitts? Ah, Pitts has his days. Man, Pitts
has his days.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
He played bad last time we played.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, and it's and it's very weird when he played
with him, he plays bad. It's like, oh that's rough.
But anyway, So then I make the turn and I'm like, god,
I gotta get one of those damn pole carts. So
I'm pull up and I pull up one of the
pole cards and I'm unloading my bag, put it on
the pole card, I strap it in. I'm getting my
sweatshirt off the cart. The guy comes running out. It's

(32:40):
like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, And I'm like, yeah,
he goes, man, don't even worry about it, go ahead
and take the cart. What a guy, go ahead and
play the back nine with the cart.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
And I'm like, thanks, man, that's why I love my
local munies.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I'm like really. He goes, yeah, man, don't worry about it. Man, like,
just go ahead.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
What a guy.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
And I'm like hell yeah. And so earlier I'm thinking
maybe his boss was standing right there and that was
what he had to say. But now that the boss
was gone, he was like, dude, why don't you just
take the cart?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Like did you just give him a couple bucks?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
No, I didn't give a couple bucks. I didn't think
about that. And so I go and there's three people
in front of me, and I'm all right, cool, and
I hit on number ten. Cool, and I get I'm
pulling up to the tea box at number eleven and
there's a guy. He has his damn dog with him
in the cart. I'm talking like a big old like

(33:35):
his chick wasn't hot, big husky. And then I have
to sit there and wait. Why he walks the dog
before he teas off. He walks in about twenty yards,
walks it back, gets it in the cart.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
See, that's why we got to go to the country clubs.
They don't deal with this shit.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
And I'm like, really, okay, cool, cool, that's all right, man.
Like they tea off and it's an old guy, think
his grandson. And then that guy and his big old
shepherd dog like snow looking like really cool looking eyes,
gray and white fur. It was a beautiful dog.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Might even been one of those Bernese mountain dogs or
an Australian shepherd.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Oh, Australian shepherd. I think that's what it was, Kevin's dog.
I mean it was awesome, awesome, I'm all right cool.
And they get up, they go up on the green
and boom. Then I play number eleven, and.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Every guy's care if I spray one.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Number twelve is apart three, and I pull up, but
to pull up because it's meat one and they're three
right right, and so I'm faster than them. I pull
up thinking they're gonna say, hey, do you want to
hit in with me? Do you want to play through? Nope?
Guy gets his dog off the cart, walks it about
twenty five yards, walks it twenty five yards back, puts

(34:48):
it back on. The dog jumps back up on the seat.
Then the guy proceeds to go get his club out
of the bag, get his ball and hit. I'm like,
I'm gonna have to wait every damn hole for this
guy to do a dog walk?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Dude, what happened to golf etiquette? This never happened when
Biden was in office. Dude, you gotta speak up for yourself.
The guy that's got the loudest mouth of the South. No,
didn't say anything.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Here's a dude. At this point, I'm not in a hurry. Man.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
You still got to teach him golf etiquette. Hey, you're slow,
I'm gonna go ahead of you, or let me hit through.
There's things that can happen.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I at this point, I'm on number twelve, and so
I'm just like, man, it's a beautiful day. I'm not
in a hurry, Like, I don't need to rush.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Does this place have cargirls yet? No? Man, that place
that ain't Texas.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
And there's two guys coming up behind me.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
WHOA, what the hell were you doing?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I've been over and they're on number eleven and they're
on the green. I see them finish up and then
they just sit there practicing their putting, practicing. They're chipping,
and I might they not want to play with me,
Like they could just pull up, you can play together,
and no big deal. Like I don't want to pull up,

(36:04):
and so I don't say anything. And so the other guys,
you know, they're on the green. It's a part three.
So I get up on the tea box. I know
the exact hole, and I'm just practicing my swing, just practicing,
And all of a sudden, I hear, hey, hey, hey,
and I look up and on the green. We're on
the green. We're on the green. I'm not actually hitting,

(36:26):
and I'm like, yeah, I see either.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Don't hit, dude, rookies.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
These people have't been on a course in six months.
I'm like, I'm just warming up, man, just staying lose.
I said, I'm just practicing. They're like, we're up here.
I'm like, okay, I know the hole. You are pretty close.
You can tell if somebody's practiced swing. I mean, I'm
not okay, So I'll turn my back to you and
swing the other way. Is that better? I was just

(36:55):
hitting a pie code and I'm like, I was hitting
leaf perennials. I'm not gonna hit the damn ball into you, man,
Like it's okay that guy's been hit before. Obviously he
has PCSD or something numb or what iraq? I mean
it was so awkward. I was like, shit, my bad.

(37:16):
All right? Cool? And so they leave and I play
the hole and then go to number thirteen and I'm
pulling up as they're pulling away, pull up, and then
I'm just sitting there and the guy's behind me. They
finished number twelve and they're walking to their cart and
I'm like, you guys just want to hit him with me?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
And they're like, what they older too?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Well, I didn't know they were older.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Is everybody death on this course?

Speaker 2 (37:43):
And I'm like, you guys want to hit in with me?
Or do you got I mean, I don't want to
make you wait. I'm waiting on them, like I guess
we can yeah, And I'm like all right. They pull
up and he's like one guy gets out. He goes,
I'm Terrence. It's like, nice to meet you, Terrence. And
he goes, I'm William, and I'm like all right, and

(38:05):
he goes and William goes. I said, I don't want
to interrupt your guide time. You know, you guys, if
you guys are too busy talking shit to each other.
He goes, we've been playing golf together for sixty years.
We ran out of shit to talk, and I'm like, okay, cool.
I'm like, well, I already hit if you guys want
to hit, and he goes, and this is what Will said.
He goes, actually, I'm hitting from the red teas. I'm like,

(38:28):
oh yeah, he goes, Yeah, we're going to Florida. We're
going to Florida in March for a Calcutta. Oh and
I'll be eighty then. My eightieth birthday is coming up,
so I get to hit from the red tea. So
I'm just kind of seeing what it feels like to
hit from the reds. I'm all right, cool man. Another guy,
you know, Terrence like I playing from the yellows. I
play from the yellows. I'm like, all right, cool. So

(38:50):
we go up there and Will he don't need to
be playing from the reds. Man mother. He's seventy nine
years old and was smacking that ball.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Old man golf.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
It works every time back in that shit, just hit
it straight, smack smack, smack smack. I was like tell you.
I was like, that's cheating, and he's like, I'm about that.
My birthday, you want to come?

Speaker 2 (39:16):
And then Terrence goes, man, that was a good shot,
and Will goes, what what? I was hit the wrong club?
So cool?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
You asked him their body count?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Nope, didn't ask him that. But play a couple more
holes with them? Can we take a commercial break? And
then I hit them with a joke. I hit them
with a joke and I was like, oh my gosh,
I know why you guys are going to Florida in
March spring break bitches. They looked at me, dead ass,

(39:54):
and they go, why would you say that? I'm like
that funny. It's like, yeah, college, there's spring break. That's
why you guys are going to the beach, bitches. And
Terrence listen at me and goes, what makes you think
we're going down there for spring break?

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I was like, oh, so it fell flat with Terrence.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah. I was like, you know, like spring break. I
was joking, you're not really going to the Calcutta And
They're like, now there's eighty of us going down there
for the Calcutta. Nothing to do with spring break? Yeah,
And I'm like, oh, all right, well man, how you
guys want to head over number fifteen? I think it's
our turn. The tea off man. Uh, all right, this
is gonna be an awkward last four holes in the round.

(40:40):
And then we get to number seven sixteen. See don't,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
I don't blame them. I don't shame them. They've been
on spring break in sixty years, dude, they forgot those
two words.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Dude. I thought it was a funny joke, man, it is.
Thought it was funny as hell. And they were going
to the like north of Tampa. I was like, oh,
you're going to clear Water, good beaches. We're going to
play golf. All right, I'm gonna quit talking about the Calcutta.
I'm gonna quit talking about it. And we finished up
our round. Terrence didn't play number eighteen, and Will shook

(41:18):
my hand. I shook his hand. He's like eight to me,
and I said, happy birthday. No no, I said happy birthday, man,
and he goes, it's not my birthday yet. I said,
I know, I jin you. I said, but you're about
to thirn eighty man. He goes, isn't it crazy that

(41:41):
I'm made out here still playing this game? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Even crazier, man, I'll say, hang it up.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
I said, that is pretty crazy. He goes, those reds
are gonna be fun, the red tease.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah, hold on, my father in law's seventy. It's not
that crazy. He's playing eighty. Like I played with a
lawyer that's like eighty something the other day. Bro, do
you understand how old is my father in law whips
it three hundred yards at seventy.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
That's ten more years, bro, father in law.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Still be banging it in ten you hope?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah, man, your body breaks down. But yeah, man, And
Terrence didn't get out of the car to say nice men,
you hit us, yelled from the car. He goes, ah,
so I'm gonna get this guy a ramp, and I
was like, I'll see it, Terrence, fuck off, No, real,
nice man, you're not to take a joke. I just
found out with the old timers. Don't say spring break.

(42:29):
It's not cool. Man.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
You guys ever heard about Bergazzi? Fuck it another time,
see you guys later.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yep, all right, I'm going man. And that was the
end of my round. We'll take a break. Man.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
That was a hell of a story. But because those
guys were so old and slow, you told the story
so slow.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
That was the whole point I had to get to break.
That was my whole day, dude. Everything was slow. Every
aspect of my round of golf was slow. Like talking
to them, my jokes fell flat. They didn't enjoy my humor.
I didn't know what to say, like, I was just
like I was trying.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
That's the thing, and that's why I'm never telling guys
to pull up. I just go play solo. You're not
trying to force anything.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, but the one the one thing they did like
is like they'd miss a putt and they'd be like, man,
give me that back. I didn't read the break, man.
I didn't give it up. Break. I didn't. I didn't
get I didn't respect it enough.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Big ball before the little ball, he get it.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
He make it. And I said, man, that second golfer
is always better, isn't he go? Right?

Speaker 5 (43:32):
He go?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Oh my god? They go they go that, and that's
something good, that second golfer always is. I mean, they
love that.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Hey, it is your wife play.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
They did. Hey he did tell him when when when
when uh Will said he's gonna be playing for the
red Ts, Terrece did goes, yeah, we're gonna have to
get his bitch ass a dress. He gonna have to
wear a dress out there playing from them reds, and
he goes, man, I'm gonna be eighty, goes, ain't no matter,
he goes, don't have to wear that damn dress. We're
gonna at you. So they add a little bit of humor,

(44:02):
not a spring break humor.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Hey, did you guys husbands play We're Gay?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Not a funny?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Isn't that a joke?

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Oh? Oh yeah? Yeah. You say, if a guy.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Hits bad, you say, does your husband play? Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Or I always say, like when I hit one bad,
I'm like, my husband plays on Sunday. Sorry, I don't
know where I got it. I heard it somewhere and
I just took it and used it. And then last
night I had soccer game, man, and let me tell you,
I saw the team we were playing on the schedule,
and they have this one dude. He's really good at soccer,
but he's an ass. He's just an absolute ass, right,
such an ass. And they're winning, they're beating us, They

(44:38):
were gonna beat us. They were not as good as them.
And we have a corner kick, and you're allowed to
score straight from the corner kick, right, correct. You gotta
bend it like Beckham.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Because if it's not a corner kick, what is it
if it's just on the side a throw in?

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yeah, but on this we just have kick ins. We
don't have throw ins. But yes, and the dude he
kicks it and makes it the goal and we're like
go and the guy that's a dick has like, that's
not a goal, man, it's indirect, and the ref goes
he's right, it's indirect goal kick. I'm like, no, no, no,

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that's a it's a goal. He kicked it, and he
was like, no, all free kicks are indirect. I'm like,
since when have corner kicks not been direct? He's like,
that's the rules, man, that's the rules.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Do you guys have a rule book? You're always just
references rule book that nobody knows.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Well, we're gonna get to that. And a minute and
a half later it's halftime and the ref comes over
and shows me his phone where it says all free
kicks are indirect kicks from the league website and I'm like,
it's not a free kick. A free kick is when
you get fouled, and it's a free kick, right, this

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is a corner keer kick so you know me, I'm
gonna go get my phone, get my phone, pull out
the rules and I start walking towards the reft to
show him. And that's where the dick comes in, Big dick.
He's like, oh, he got his phone, he got his phone.
Just give him the goal. And he was like, if

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this guy's gonna go to the phone, just give him
the goal.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
But the guy I already went to the phone.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
And I was like exactly, And I was like, no,
I'm just going to show him because he came over
to me with his phone saying it was wrong. I said,
I just want him to know the rule. And he goes, no, no, no,
you got your phone. Man. You guys get the goal.
You guys get the goal.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
I've actually got his tea. That's pretty funny. He got
you at the phone day, like you got that one
guy in the arena with the climber thing. He got
you at the phone. He got his phone, he got
his phone. That's funny.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
He got me.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
That's funny, dude. He cuts you, but.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
You already had your phone, so you had to continue
with it. And I was like, yeah, he got his
phone first. And I was like the only reason I
got my phone. Is because he got his phone.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Guys, he got his phone, got his phone.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
And so I go up to the ref and I
show up right there. All corner kicks are direct kicks,
and he was like, oh, man, hold on a second,
and he goes two fields over to ask another ref
like it's not that big a deal. We weren't going
to and I sit and the guy. I was like,
just give him the goal.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
You give him the goal.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
I mean, he's on his phone, he knows he's right.
I was like, I was like, we're not going to
win anyway. It's not about the goal. It's about knowing
the rules. Like oh heaven, cover your damn mouse. I'm like,
I don't care who's wrong or right. I just want
you to know the rule. I know we're not going
to win this game, and that goal is not going
to make the difference.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
So then you put down your entire team. This is
not handled prose.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
We're not going to win. Yeah. I did say that.
I did say I know we're not going to win.
I got it that one goal is not going to
be the difference. And I was like, and you're just
being a dick. He goes, no, No, I was saying
you should, guys should get the goal because you got
your phone. I was like, yeah, you're being a dick.
I was like, you're just a dick. And he was
like no, man, I mean, if you got your phone,

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you got it. You gotta get the goal. They won.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
What a night on the pitch.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
It was a night on the pitch, man. It was
count like eleven to six.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
So they're like Liverpool and you guys are Norwich.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Town, Yeah, Norwich City, Burnley, Yeah we're Burnley. Dude. We
got we got promoted. We're gonna get relegated. I mean.
And the dude is he's good at soccer. He's just
a dick, just a dick.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Wonder what he does is in his daily life?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Dude, that is so funny you said that because as
I was coming to work this morning, I even thought
about that. I was like, I wonder what this dude
does a daily Basis, when I.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Played Inner Murals, it was in college, so everybody was
in college. Then when I worked at telecommunications, everybody was
in telecommunications. It was basically art Grande Communications had a
league or something. So I'm curious, when you play on
these what lines of work do these people do.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
It's a fair a good question. I don't even ask
people what they do.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
But him getting you with that barb if you will,
that was good. So I think he's almost he's a
quick thinker. He's a he's working on churchreat, he's a lawyer.
You're not having a bartender work these because they're working
at the bar. These are all nine to five business professionals.
You're probably the outlier as a radio guy. All of
them have normal jobs in cubicles somewhere along this horizon

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in one of the high rises, Penhouse skyscraper buildings. I'm
curious what he does.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
That's fantastic question because I just drilled your ass.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Did he drill my ass? Yeah, because we're supposed to
be the quick thinkers. And he's like, oh, he's got
his phone, he's got his phone. Hilarious. And then you're like,
damn it, I do have my phone.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
I'm like ah. And I looked at it as maybe
I'm making too big a deal of this, But the
fact that the ref came over to show me on
his phone that I was wrong, that pissed me off.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Yeah, anytime you think you're trying to make a big
deal about something, just take it to step back. Probably
doesn't matter. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
But if the ref would have never came over with
his phone, it would have been a dead issue. Like
it was over, like we had moved on. Right, But
is there anything that's worth making that big of a
deal about it? Maybe if you're losing a thousand dollars
year to business, the couch is on sale. Hell no, hell.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
No, I'm in a price check. Call Garrett, Call Garrett
asle eleven that is on sale. There's things that you're
supposed to make a big deal about. That's just probably
one of those where you just gotta let go.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
You know.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
It's like a guy. You know, a guy speeds past
you in traffic and just let it go and probably
not that big of a deal. You know, there's things
you're supposed to really get invested in that just even
though you're dead wrong probably hey right, dead right, Sorry,
thank you stop back, dude, that's not one you don't
need to invest in. That is that No money was involved,

(50:51):
Your kids aren't involved. It's just you and a rule
and a guy in a corner kit bicycle bend at
Ley Beckham.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah, but I wanted guy get credit for his goal. Man, Yeah,
I mean it's just hard, Like it was hard once
he showed me his phone to just let it go.
It's one of those like he made an extra effort
to come say, hey, f you, I'm right, and then
my ego got in the way and was like, you
know what, No you think you're f you right. I'm

(51:18):
gonna show you fuf you I'm right.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
But you got these two forty something year old dudes
out there pulling out there on the rule book.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Hold, I might be the only forty year old for
inner murals. I don't think there's any other forty year
olds on the field. Shit, the ref may be twenty six.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
It's like somebody's in your seats. Eh, just go a
couple of seats over, thank you.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
I agree with you one hundred percent on that. Like,
I do not understand the if there's a lot of
seats open around you and they come like, hey, those
are our two seats, Like, take a look around these.
All three of these rows are wide open. Just sit
in any damn seat. It doesn't matter. It's so annoying. Yeah, yeah,
all right, we'll take a break pack. I want to

(52:04):
read an email. Man, do you want to hear an
email that says, dear Sison, I'm so sad there's only
two football games left the Pro Bowl. Dude, you forgot
about the Pro Bowl. You were like, what's the two games?

(52:25):
I got an honest question. Do they actually play a
football game in the Pro Bowl now or do they
still just do the skills like I literally have no idea.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
They do a football because there's these highlights floating around
where they start kind of like they don't tackle. It's
basically flag football. Nobody watches it though. In the NBA, Dude,
that's getting even worse and worse. There's three NBA guys
and Justin said, there's some guy from the NBA d
l in it.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Oh yeah, McClung, he's like the defending champ. Got I
think it's Stephan Castle Curry. McClung, No, no, no, Stephen
Curry can't dunk. I don't think they're never gonna get
the gretes like they did at one point. Well the
best one ever was like, uh Aaron Gordon versa is

(53:10):
that okay? Oh my god, we got to get out
of here. Hey, coachers, I've been a Day one listener
and listen to you guys. Every day day one. I
drive a lot for work, so sometimes it's six hours
in a day that I'm in the car listening. I
recently got my I recently got my wife to start listening,

(53:31):
and she loves the pod. If she could get a
shout out on the pod, that would be amazing, especially
since she is a Notre Dame fan and a Cleveland
Browns fan, and I'm sure it would lift her spirits.
Her name is Hillary. Have a good day, coachers, and
I will hang up and listen. Andy from Ohio, Hillary,
welcome to the club. I don't know what the hell

(53:53):
took you so long, but thank you for listening. And
I'm sorry about the Notre Dame fighting Irish. They got
your hopes up, then they let you down.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
And if we talked to that lady in the office,
do you ever go talk to her about her cousin, grandson,
her cousin. No, they lost, but she was going to
all those games.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
She went to the natty dude.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
So what I've learned is you got any sort of
relative in any of those games, you get free tickets.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
You got to buy the tickets. Oh she did, Yeah,
Oh you get but they can rest you can get
behind the stage right. Her kids were playing all they
were playing poker with Riley Lennon. They were hanging out
with him. They were jumping on him. I mean, that's
why his shoulder was hurting during the game. They were
wrestling pregame.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
The dude was running more with the kids, playing around
being a good cousin than he was during the game.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
That's why he looks so exhausted after that first drive.
It wasn't all the hits he was taking. It was
he'd been wrestling with the damn kids all day. Yeah,
all right, have a good Friday, I have a good weekend.
I don't know what else to watch. I mean golf.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
I'm just waiting for the next phase of my parlay.
The Lion screwed about four of them, so I said,
screw it. But then guess what I reinvested. I doubled down.
Not with lions, but like three of them.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
I want to rein with a doctor. That's what you
need to reinvest with.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Australian open hit a random I always try to get
a random live bet end.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
I've got a corner commercial at this and I'm aout
to use a different studio because you're probably you're snot
on that damn microphone.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
So I'm waiting for my next phase. My next phase
is du pluses to beat Strickland and the Eagles to
beat the Chiefs. Then we move on to another phase.
Then we move on to hockey march madness, Man, I'm
gonna make the final four. People are mad. I said
Philly's gonna beat the Chiefs. They're gonna win by double diggies.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Love it, man, we'll talk about I mean, there's nothing
really talking about.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
If it's something that's gonna heal me. Is if I
win one of these futures parlays and I get a
quarter of a million dollars, because then I can invest
on something that's gonna heal me. You the future of
our country. Man, How do you get rid of the
common cold? We haven't solved it in two hundred years.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
That's a great point. Hey, good luck to me. Man.
We got our game tomorrow ball. Oh yeah, Redemption Tour.
You'll let us know Monday though, I sure will, man,
because there's nothing else to talk about right now. Man,
what are we gonna talk about? The Super Bowl? Well,
I mean, we think this team is gonna win. This

(56:14):
team's gonna they're gonna go inside outside, they're gonna run, run, run.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
We should have gone to the super Bowl. Sales guys said,
we just hit him too late week before.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Yeah, man, we should have done it last week. When
then we got in, I go, hey, is it too late?

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Can we still go?

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Eh? No,