Today is for Jacob Guyote

In this episode we bring back How Did You Sleep Last Night because someone had a terrible night of sleep. Plus the NFL is looking for all Grandpa's to play QB this weekend and Ray gives us an update on Boomer's high school basketball season. Also we celebrate Jacob Guyote thanks to his first ever post on The Sore Losers Facebook page. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Oh man, it feels good to have my voice back.
It feels good to be here today. But my first
question is ray question. How did you sleep last night?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
A bit we've not done in forever.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Slept great, went to bed, ended up not watching Boomers game,
decided that it was better to watch.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It in the morning.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Didn't want to be tired watching it, got texts. Woke
up to one hundred and twenty text messages, so slept great.
My first moments waking were not good because I was
catching up on all of them.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
You how'd you sleep?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Man? Oh man, it was. It was one of those
nights that you'd like to forget about.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh, are you guys rocking it? No, there was no rocking.
There was no knocking. There was just a bunch of Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Did you guys get broke into by a crackhead?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Unfortunately that would have been a better solution because I
could have just kicked him out and moved all of
my life.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I went to bed.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I watched some college basketball, watched uh, you know, from
the garden, the Garden. I watched a Yukon and Florida where.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
They got the biggiest tournament going down.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Ah, they got something going on on Jimmy V. Never
give Up, Never give I think it's the Jimmy V.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Classic, is what it was?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
You want a pointless tournament, dude?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
What about the one here at Bridgetone two games across
four days?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
What? What was that?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
There was a tournament here?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
There was one game on Friday, one game on Saturday,
Illinois and Vandy or Illinois and.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Balls on Saturday? That was it? Was it a tournament?
Was there a winner and a loser?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
What? Yeah? I think the Jimmy V.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Classic is Yukon played Florida, BYU played uh Clemson, and
I don't know if they the winner plays each other.
If that's just the end of it, it is because
it was the it was the it was the Broadway
cash grab. Oh well, anyway, So then I'm like, all right,
I'm gonna go to bed. And as I'm going to bed,
I hear some eh from the kids room, and I

(02:05):
go in there and baby Box has some nights he
just has these.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Were he Moanes night terrors.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yes, I think they're night terrors.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Used to have them when I'd lose a bet.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Well, maybe he's gambling on the playground. I don't know
about it. And so I go in there. I'm like, hey,
but it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. It's
gonna be okay.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
And go to bed, and I feel like i've I
don't know if I've been asleep five minutes, ten minutes,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Know, but probably five hours. No, let him battle the demons.
That's the only way to get past his face.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
It head on.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
And so I go back in there, and I don't
look at the clock because I don't want to know
how long I've been asleep.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
And I'm hey, but it's okay, it's okay. Here.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Smart timetable is always good for most stuff. I don't
know Officer, when I was broke into I refuse to
look at clocks. Here's here's DRAFFI just hold, you know,
snuggle out to DRAFFI you'll be okay.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
It goes back to sleep.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'm like, oh my gosh, and I don't know how
long I've been back asleep after this time. And I
go in there, I'm hey, but it's okay, it's okay.
This time, I close the door, I close their door,
I close our door, so maybe I won't hear it.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
If it's not loud enough. Dad can still sleep right.
Let the terror live on.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Let the terror live on.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Don't look under your bed.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Eventually he's gonna fall back asleep into a deep sleep,
or he's not doing this.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
But then it's getting louder and louder.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm moving out.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
We got a holiday and express I would have it
on speed dial.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
And so I'm just like wow. And it was loud
enough where my wife actually heard it. She never hears
anything when she's sleeping. And she's like, I'll go in there.
I'll go in there.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
And she goes in there and sits with him.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
And talks to them and re goodbye.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Then the other Then the other two boys wake up
and they're in They're like, oh, can we get up
and eat?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
It's a party, it's a potty, it's a mama. What
are you doing in here? Do we have a timestamp?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I'm about to get to that. And she comes back
in after about fifteen minutes, I'm like, man, what time
is it? She goes, it's only twelve thirty.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I was getting up for work.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I was like, you are telling me I've only been
asleep for maybe an hour and forty five minutes to
two hours.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
And all this is gone down.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I feel like I've had a whole night worth of
drama in this hour and forty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
But beautiful, you still get another four hours of sleep.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Still, yes, allegedly.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Gotta be there at four point fifty nine on the dot.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Allegedly I get another four hours of sleep.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
There's more to the story. So then after the break,
what I'm just kidding?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Men tell it? I think good enough to tease.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I was like, why would we tease this story? It's
not that great. It's all about how I slept last night.
It's not even that entertaining. And so we go back
to bed, you know, the other two fall asleep, and
at this point you guys bumping ug lees. No, dude,
there is no none of that. It is just like,
oh my gosh, I just want to go to sleep.
I just want to fall asleep.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
I'm so tired, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Because I am not good at being woken up. If
I'm awake, I'm cool, I can help, I can meet,
but I get grouchy. Is when you wake me up.
I've never slept with you, had no idea. Thanks, yeah, good,
because we're not ever going to sleep with me. Don't
get it in your mind that you're gonna try it.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Remember we were roommates, Rain, I'd get grumpy when we'd
wake up.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
No, because we never slept in the same room, and
you didn't.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Talk to me when we were roommates. You went in
your room and you were quiet. Anyway, back to the story,
I lay back down and then I and my wife goes,
I think he's just doing it.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
I think he's just doing it because he knows we
can hear him.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Now.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I was like, she goes, we're just gonna ignore him.
I said, okay, lay there for a little bit, and
then I hear.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
He lost to the d.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
And he comes in our room.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
They were taking his soul, and.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
My wife we got two choices. She goes, we can
let him climb in bed with.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Us, or we got foster parents ray in bay.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Or we can go to the guest room and put
him in and we can want to sleep in there.
Whoa And I'm like, oh, okay, cool, you're gonna go
sleep in there. She goes, Oh no, no, you can
go sleep with him in there.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
The castle has no bounds.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
So he comes in our room and I said, hey, Bud,
I'll be in my quarter. Would you like to go
sleep in the guest room with me? Yeah, I think
that's what I need. I just I can't get comfortable
in that bed. It's too hot, and I'm just I
don't know what's wrong. My head won't let me go
to sleep.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
To be a kid and get to choose between beds.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
No, No, there was no option of letting him in
our bed because once you let them in your bed,
it'll never stop. So we don't do that. We can
go to the spare bedroom and sleep in that bed. Fine,
so we go in that other bedroom and I mean,
this is now one o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
We'll talk about sleeping in a bed together. Scuba Steve
will join us in a week.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yes, Scuba Steve has very interesting thoughts on this, and
he said he wants to come talk about it, but
he couldn't come in today. So anyway, we go in
the spare bedroom. We climb into bed, and I'm like,
all right, night Bud, night Bud, love you, and fall asleep.
And there was a couple of times he did.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh oh, or.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
A couple times he flopped over and hit me, but
as a pretty wrestled sleep except for one time he
did the h and it woke me up, and I
rolled over to look at him, and he goes, huh
tchew and sneeze right in my face. I did not
know you could sneeze in your sleep. He's just a kid,
and he's not on drugs, but he has all the
symptoms of a crackhead.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Like, because the guy that I walked by in the
way to the gym, he has those terrors. Did you
know you could sneez Maybe he wasn't, maybe he wasn't
all the way asleep, but he sneezed and he went
right in my face. I'm like, all right, And I
was a little annoyed.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Let's called the spider man do?

Speaker 4 (08:20):
And so then what, yeah, tell me about it.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
It's just whenever you bat cave or you if you're
gonna sneeze on that spider spider web, you got spider web.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Okay, don't know what bat cave is either anyway.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
So then I went to sleep and I woke up
and it was a terrible night of sleep. That is
all I came here to say is it was such
a bad night to sleep. I haven't had that kind
of bad night of sleep in a while, and it
was just it wasn't good. We brought back the segment
it was it was brutal, dude, like, I don't know
why he has those night terrors. So tonight we gotta

(08:53):
go to bed earlier, because when I talked to the
doctor the last time, he's like, yeah, you know, when
he has that, if he's had a big week, few days,
you know, try to just put them to bed just
thirty minutes earlier makes a huge difference. So tonight we're
going to try to go to bed thirty minutes earlier,
because man, it was no one got a good night's sleep, nobody,
because the other ones are waking up to say, oh

(09:14):
can we go eat?

Speaker 4 (09:14):
No no, no, we can't go eat. We're not going
downstairs to eat. No no, no, are.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
We being real? You'll make up for it in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Come on, Well, you think I'm taking it out, You're
gonna double that. Well that was the plan, but then
I saw outside that it was going to be fifty
two degrees. You're addicted, and you know what, I'm thinking
about doing golf.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
The only problem is when you pull up the little
uh pull up the weather icon on the Apple iPhone.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Look what it has. What symbol is that.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
LGBTQ No, no, farther down.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
It's not a rainbow, dude.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Wind wind that that means it's going to be very, very,
very windy, And I don't know if I want to
battle the wind that's gonna make it awfully cold.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
And it really does affect the shots, It really does.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Like you think you can control a shot, you hit
it great, it's headed right for the flag, which you
know because I go pin seeking when I go golfing,
and then it starts blowing right and you're just like, gosh,
and your caddy didn't warn you about the wind and
what it's doing up there and how far you really
need to hit it because of the wind.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
It can really ruin.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Your Day's windy out gosh.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Oh, there's this guy on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
He acts like he'll he'll he'll make fun of golfers
the noises they make while golfing.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Oh it's windy out.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Gosh, whoa The excuse is golfers make use the wrong club.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Gosh.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
All the dumb stuff you say while you're only golfing,
you'd never say in the real world.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
You know what I hate when you play golf is
when you hit it and I'm guilty of it, and
someone hits it and it goes wherever. They're like, oh,
you know, it's not the best shot, but I'll take it.
I'll tell it, well, no crap, you're gonna take it.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
You have to.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
You have to, like you have no other I mean,
you could hit another ball, but guess what, you're gonna
take one of them. You're gonna take.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
That's why I love playing with my father in law Phil.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
He doesn't say crap, chills rocks at you rocket, I'll
hit one three twenty exaggerating for the purpose of the story.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
No comment, love it. We just chill put down at sixer.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I do feel pressure when you're playing with random people.
I'm like, you want a third cours Light? He goes, No,
the only beer that gives me a headache. I'll stop
it too. I'm like, you're smart, man, Phil.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Phil, you got so much discipline. Man. I hope feel
comes to the convention. Uh.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
By the way, convention update. The add ons will be
up Monday Monday morning. They go on sale one month
until the convention. We wanted to, you know, make sure
we had every all our ducks in a row. Monday,
everything is up. We got Monday, Monday, Monday, all our
drunks in a row, all our drunks in a row.
But I do feel pressure when I play with random people,

(11:59):
like when you get paired up if they hit one Hey,
good shot, man, good shot, or good putt, good putt,
good chip.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
I don't know why I feel that pressure. Like now, I.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Stopped talking to randoms when the one guy talked told
me about a present he got that was a bottle
cap is what it looked like.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
And it was such a cool ball marker.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
When you get on the green, you mark your ball
so you can pick it up and then you go
remove the marker. It could be a coin, it could
be a thumbtack, it could be whatever you want it
to be. And he explained this apparatus that was probably
one dollar, and how genius it is because it clips
onto his hat and doesn't fall off.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
I'm like, awesome.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
So I can pay one dollar and look like a
tool like you, or I can just use a quarter
and put it in my pocket for twenty five cents.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
I'll hang up and listen. After that moment, I stopped
talking to randoms.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah, I've never really understood the clip to the hat thing.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
He goes, it's so much you're not reaching in your pocket,
you're never losing it. It's always right there. I'm like, yeah,
but nobody's explained to you that you look like a tool.
I I honestly think they do look like a tool
when they have it clipped to the hat.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Let me get that off my hat.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Speed putting it on the hat is rory putting on
the hat. No, we'll answer that. No, they're not. And
now they can use range finders. They can leave the
flag in the stick.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Wait, wait, they can use range finder certain ones. Yes, no, yes, no,
there are tournaments like not every one.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
It's dumb.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
It's uh, there's definitely that. Definitely you can check me
AI And there's also sticks in now, none of that
throwing it out, keep it in the pros.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Do it? I do it? Huh.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
I always have like a one cent ball marker, like
it's like whatever I find, I find one. It's like
just a plain blue one plastic. Got it at the
out of the penny slots or whatever. Just I'll take
that for a penny. I don't even know where I
got these ball markers.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
I just find them. I have a Tennessee one I
don't like Tennessee. Found it on the golf course. So
you know what I do.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
I flip it upside down and I just have the
gold part facing up because everybody every time I put
the tee down, Oh you big balls?

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Vn No. I just found it on a golf course. Man,
oh man, I love the ball. I don't care about
your volves, but don't want to talk about them.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
I care about the balls.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Would you like me to give it to you.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
I'm gonna say that yes. And also I did get
a ballmarker, now that I remember. When grandfather passed, he
left it in his will that I got a ball marker. Actually,
we all just went to his house and everybody picked
stuff they wanted. Yeah, grabbed a ballmarker. Little did I
know the revolution that happened in the seventies, eighties, nineties
and made the ball markers lighter. Grandpa had this ball marker.
It's weighed like a brick. I've never used the thing

(14:31):
because if it was in my pocket, it would weigh
my pants down.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yes, if you put it on the green, it will
make an intention. I'm my gramps love it, thanks so
much for leaving it rest in peace. But I'm never
gonna be able to use this thing. You can't lug
this ball marker around.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
You literally can't damage the greens. We are so worried
about messing up the greens. We dropped that thing boom
hole in the earth. People are gonna be putting it
the wrong hole. And speaking of grandparents, my grandparents got
me my first set of claw is that an estate
sale sort of like yours? And so my putter is
from the nineteen thirties. Dude, it is so bent. But
I won't get a new putter because it's so good

(15:09):
and you're great with it, like everybody like, I'll play
and people like, hey, man, you realize your putter's bent.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
I'm like, yeah, dude, just watched this.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Boom? What about my putter?

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yeah? I don't really like your putter?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
What about it though?

Speaker 4 (15:27):
That little weird isn't it the weird shape? One?

Speaker 3 (15:30):
No, it's normal. But what is something distinct about my putter?

Speaker 4 (15:35):
What is about your putter? Short?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Nope, that's what BA said. We haven't played together enough.
Then if you don't know.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
This, what what does your putter, do tell me.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, we haven't played enough together. Justin knows it. It's
purple and it's a woman's putter. When I went to Dick.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
That's new. That's new. You've gotten that in the last year.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I've had it for three years and we haven't played
together all. So and I told him, I said, I
don't care if it's male, woman or non. I am
using the putter that is most comfortable. Ended up being
it was what's their name and we call it the uh,
what's a great golfer? Nancy Lopez Hogan. Okay, we call
it Susan Hogan. It's when it's a Susan Hogan club.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
And it is it is. It feels like butter.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
In my hands.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
I didn't I really didn't realize there was a difference
between man's clubs and women's clubs.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah, they're shorter and they're colored female colors.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
There was one time I went and played golf with
Bucky Godbolt. Shout out for all the Austin people, Bucky Golf,
god Bolt and Carl and Hinkle. We all went to
play and heinkels like, hey, dude, let me re let
me regrip your driver. It looks like you need a
new grip. My god, he goes, I'll bring it to
you tomorrow, because we were playing the next day. This
is back in the day when I got to play

(16:52):
every day in Austin and didn't have to pay for
a round because Bucky Godbolt was the mayor of Austin, Texas,
and every golf course let him on for free. And
Hinkle sent me a text that night and goes, hey, man,
do you realize you play with a woman's driver. I said,
come again, he goes, you have a woman's driver.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
You gotta tell him not to tell the boys.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
I said, let's keep that on the down low, and
I'll uh, I'll run to the store and I'll get
me a man's driver. So I went to the store
that night, bought me a man's driver and never looked back.
And I've never been better at golf, man, So that
women's driver really holds you back. We'll take a break,
we'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
On. So they didn't hear me.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah I was.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Can I just tell you something?

Speaker 2 (17:39):
It was on the whole time.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Oh I really want no, it wasn't. I really want
this to happen. I want to see Philip Rivers on
the field Sunday because I honestly think he might die
forty four guys, he hasn't played in the NFL, what

(18:00):
two three years.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
I already heard McAfee do this segment, So anything I
say is gonna be regurgitated. Well, obviously everybody's doing a
segment on the oldest quarterback in the history of quarterbacks
to quarterback.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
I didn't even know he was the oldest quarterback of
quarter He's not.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
There was a forty eight year old. I'm just all
I'm doing is regurgitating. Yes, there's been about five quarterbacks
in their forties that have done it. One came in
through like three passes, one was an interception, one hit
the ground, one may have been caught. Obviously, Thomas Brady
was in his forties. Philip Rivers was actually about to
be in the Hall of Fame. Again, this is all regurgitated, guys,

(18:38):
I'm just saying what I heard. No, no, no, he was
about to go to the Hall of Fame, and if
he plays, he will have to wait another five years.
I don't care about all that, and I don't think
he deserves to be in the Hall of fame.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
So he's been out of the league for five years
to answer your question, because you have to wait five years.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Holy crap, I am just saying I get it. If
you're coming in against like a crap like, like you know,
a rap team. Oh, they're gonna take it easy on me. Oh,
I don't have to worry about getting a hit because
they're they're they're Their defense sucks. He is coming in
against one of the top three defenses in the NFL,
and he is gonna get absolutely obliterated. The Seattle Seahawks

(19:17):
are gonna put him in a body back. You know
how funny it's gonna be to see him like Ah,
he's used to running scout team with the high school. Here, guys,
let me show you what you need to do. He
ain't used to the NFL speed. He's been sitting on
his couch for however many years.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Tell me if I sound like McAfee, do you know
what he sounds like?

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Um?

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Not really?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Okay, Well he was pretty funny, he goes, Oh, I
mean I thought about coming back and playing. There's a
little short on some kickers. Ah, I thought about coming
I'm coming back.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, And then I thought they got the drug testing
in the NFL, don't they. I'm not gonna come back
and risk my arm when we all know I was
gonna fail that drug test.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Pretty funny.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Let me say this a different angle that I haven't heard.
Philip Rivers was the only quarterback and Planet Earth that
can come back and play.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
What about Kapernash, stop Tim Tebow? Anybody?

Speaker 3 (20:13):
And then I started thinking, so Pavia he cunn at quarterbacks?

Speaker 2 (20:17):
He hasn't signed a deal with the NFL.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Is he hadn't gone do the NFL draft.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
He's done in college.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
He's not a free agent. Done with college, He's not
a free agent.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Okay, so the.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
XFL, they don't have a quarterback that could come in
and do better than Philip Rivers.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
He hate me now to find out? What about one
of those rugby players. What about Paul Walker who played
for the Bears. He played for like the Browns.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
He played Chase Daniel, Your wife's dude, Chase Daniel, the
guy My wife sat next to it? Are you at
Javier's and had dinner with him? Jay Cutler, Oh my god,
Jay freaking Cutler. I don't know who's been out of
the league longer him or Tom Bray.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
He.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Damn because he's with the Raiders and he's in bed
with the announcers.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah yeah, also quarterback.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
I don't think he could quarterback for the Seahawk or
the Colts because he's part owner of the Raiders. He'd
had to sell his share real quick, jump on the
Colts for a couple of weeks, then get off the
Colts and buy his share back. And like many Peyton
Manning Cooper, many Peyton Manning played for the freaking Colts.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (21:30):
College guys that didn't make it? Freaking Tannehill? Is that
shoulder better?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh? I think he's still on the Titans.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
No, that's Levis Levis. He's still on the tight But Tannehill?
Why not Tannehill? I am just telling you I've.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Already thought of ten quarterbacks better than Philip Rivers.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
I'm just telling you.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Why is he not back?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Because he doesn't want to be back. He never wanted
to be back. He wants to put his name in
the like he wants to be back, but he doesn't
really want to be back so he can stay relevant,
get money, have his name out there.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
But hold on, he's I know you don't know the answer,
I'm Jared Curtis.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, he's gonna go to Vandy. He hadn't graduated high
school yet.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Don't care. So do you have to play college?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
You have to be out of high school for at
least three years.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Okay, so don't tell me. I'm not gonna know.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
I knew you would know that, and I needed to
learn because I don't check out.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
No, you literally said, I know you're not gonna.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Know right to reverse jinx it.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Good smart, But I am just telling you you.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Can bet your absolute mortgage. You need to take out
a second mortgage on your house and bet the Seahawks
minus five thousand points. I don't care if Philip rivers,
and if he gets in the game, the spread is
gonna be twenty one points. They aren't gonna do a
damn thing. If you have Jonathan Taylor Thomas on your

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fantasy football team, good look this weekend. He is gonna
get zero points because Seattle is just gonna put one
hundred guys up there at the line of scrimmage and say, hey,
old man, Rivers, We're gonna bring up Blitz every single.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Time and see if you can throw the ball.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
The odds.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
I heard definitely took a tanking when the ACL was
torn that of Daniel Dimes.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
I'm something like the.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Colts were in the seven hundred range now, they were
around the eight. They were around the eight hundred range.
And it has to be twenty times your money now
to win the Super Bowl. So those betting lines what
we're all relying on one ACL shy.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
I hate to tell you, Oh, I hurt my back.
The Colts aren't gonna make the playoffs. The Colts are
not going to win another game. Well done, I am
telling you Riley Leonard, great, congratulations. Even if he plays,
he's gotta bum knee. He's a rookie never started in

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the NFL. We saw what happened when a rookie went
to Seattle and played in their first NFL start.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
The Vikings that Max Brosberg guy had like.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Six I in t's Why can't freaking uh JaMarcus Russell
come play? I could, but Dwayne Haskins not good? Rest
in peace. That was forgot about that one. I was
thinking of ex Ohio state guys Cardell Jones.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Why can't he?

Speaker 4 (24:31):
I I just this is the funniest thing ever, John Elway.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
If we're freaking naming Philip rivers.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
I, Troy Aikman, troyan uh Tony Romo.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
They said, they said it has been done before, but
he's not. He's still the backup. I mean Riley Leonard
I believe is okay.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
But they said his knee is messed up and he
may not be able to go.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Mesed up, not methed, just messed But you almost said
met up. I know, but it's not. It's only messed up.
And I'm telling you, I told you guys on Monday,
bet the damn spread. It was only ten and a
half Monday. Now it's up to thirteen and a half.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Here's my point in truck drivers, you guys are gonna
understand this because you don't understand a lot. Frankly, in
college football, there's one hundred and thirty six. I just
made fun of you, and then I said, think it's
one hundred and thirty six that was messed up.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
It was one hundred and thirty six Division one football schools.
How many do you say quarterbacks?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Graduate?

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Half of them? So that is sixty five quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Well, they know you have to graduate, they just run
out of eligibility.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Correct what I was saying so say twenty go to
the NFL.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
There is still forty five quarterbacks out there that just
graduated within a year, and you're telling me they're not
a better option. You can sign them to a one
day contract, pull a gronk, they retire a Patriot or
whatever crap they did, and they come back and they're
better than Philly Rivers.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Ten kids. Bro, stop bro, bro.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
You're gonna put a grandpa on the field.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
And the reason, this is what they're all saying, the
reason they went and got Philip Rivers is because he runs.
He coaches his son in high school and he runs
the same offense as the Colts, so he'll know how
to run the place. It doesn't matter when you are
forty four years old and you can't move and you're
getting your ass kick.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
And here's what you guys are not understanding. Why does
everybody come doing a consensus? Did everybody ai who's a
good replacement quarterback Philip Rivers and agree on it? Why
are there not talking heads coming from the rafters. Hey,
this guy, this guy, how is it the unanimous consensus
presidential election is Philip Rivers? Why is this guy the
air apparent? There are so many more options.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Like stop, it's gonna get so bad.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
I mean, I doubt ninety nine chance he's not going
to play, but if he does, it is gonna be
so ugly. Or are we real with a good line
and it's just plug and play? Shoudoor Sanders, you put
up four hundred yards. Actually were played great?

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Top fifteen of the quarterbacks on Sunday not played great QBR.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
He was number twelve, shit door sitting. Do you realize
who he was playing?

Speaker 2 (27:13):
That's it?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Yes, I watched the game. I'm a hometown fan.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Let's not act like he was some amazing quarterback.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
But he was.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
He was threading it.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Yeah, I'm running it.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
I hadn't seen a quote like that since the Lady
sailed the Mayflower.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
He was thread counting it.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Brod that one in the corner.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Just because he threw for a couple for a lot
of yards does not mean he was good.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
And his completions and his QBR QBR is all that
factored in.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
He was number twelve, he was serviceable, and now he's
a starter.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
I got a question, did the Titans even truck they
dared him to throw it? They were like, here, we're
not even gonna put anybody back. We're gonna give you
one on one because we're not gonna let Quinn Shawn
Jenkins run it. If you throw for a lot of
year yards, great, who cares? And they still got their Well, well, I.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Think everybody was thrown for that one. I go it self,
Am I gonna watch this game? Or shod watch Red Zone?
I'm scrolling three SPN. It shows the betting stuff and
it says Titans and Brown's thirty three total points.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I go, oh my gosh, this is about to be
a six to three game? Do I even want to
watch this? They put up thirty points in the first quarter.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Even Vegas had no idea what to expect out of Shaduur,
the Tits and the Brownies.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
It was confusing to everybody.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
I was shocked they scored so many points.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
And cam Ward was god awful, Shadur ended up being
better than him. So what, however bad you're saying Shaduur
was your Caam was equally as bad as qbr He
was bottom.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
You're not lying. Cam didn't look good? But how did
the Titans score so many points?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Running back huge breakaways?

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The Browns defense supposed to
be so amazing.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
They were got awful against the Titans.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Win the next one. I might have a heart attack before.
I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
We've never put up this many.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
The offense was there, running backs were good. Cam Ward
made you want to believe. No idea where now they're
we're trying to go for the worst pick. But now
we're a game up, or maybe we're all tied. It's
a Giant, but you're not the number one pick because
of some tie breakers, because Giants are tied, Titans are tied,
Raiders are tied, some other crap.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
I believe the Giants have the number one pick right now.
But here's another thing. How bad the Colts are. They
thought they were set up for a Super Bowl run.
They traded for Sauce Gardener and gave up two their
next two first round picks because they thought they had
the franchise quarterback and Danny Dimes. They were Sauce Gardner
away from going to the Super Bowl. Now Daniel Jones

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blows his achilles or whichever one it was, He's not
gonna be able to play for the ninety percent of
next year, So they have no quarterback. They're not gonna
win another game this year. They're gonna be like eight
nine bitecher.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I also heard this on McAfee. Can I say it go?

Speaker 3 (30:06):
You can come back from six months? Who came back
from six months? If you're good, you'll know Aaron Rodgers
he did from Achilles. You can come back from an
Achilles in six months? Who came back from an Achilles?

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Well, Aaron Rodgers came back from an Achilles.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Not six months.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I don't know how long. Who came back six months
from an Achilles? Probably Kobe cam Rest in peace, cam Acres.
It can be done, and how good is cam Ak?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Daniel Jones can be back by spring Mini camp Yeah right,
my ass he's gonna be behind.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Philip Hey, Hey, hey, what was that black call?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Eh?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
He's in the shower.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
He's got celts in blue freaking, he's got his dentures out.
He's in there showering with the boys. They're all playing
grab ass and tic TACs. Dude, Philly doesn't even know
what's happening here. What do you guys doing this live
streaming on in the locker room? What do you do
you kids?

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Nowadays? You film your junk and stuff, put on the internet.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
What you want me to look at this? What is
just this computer screen? And look at the place.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Who's the quarterback that streamed? Somebody did a player? Was
it hookah? Pookah hookah? What do you mean Pooka got
in trouble for turning his phone on hair? Yeah, he
was streaming with Kodak and all them boys.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Tall bell clout riz six seven, Hey, Philly, will you
hand me the six seven six seven?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Hay, hey, hand me the seven six?

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Say no, Philly, it's six seven.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Idiot used to be number six seven.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Yeah. On the back of his shirt. It shouldn't say Rivers,
it should say Grandpa. And that's what I did you
know that he has a kid.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Did you know that the number one jersey sale right
now in America is six seven?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
No, Philip Rivers, stop, I'm skint, kid, Dude, got you?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
I got you, though, I got you.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Ain't nobody buying those. They ain't even gonna make them
out of here.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
You got me good?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
It probably is six seven.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
You might have nailed it without me even knowing whoever
the hell.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
But here's the funny part is that Philip Rivers has
a kid the same age as his grandson and throwing
the ball.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
I got a game today against the old Seahawks.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
So so I guess it's his uncle. His uncle is
gonna be the same age as the kid. They're gonna
go to school together. Hey, man, is that your cousin? No,
it's my uncle.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
What what?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Uncle? That is so weird.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
He's just not gonna get any of the jokes. But
his arm's still there. The arm doesn't go right away.
He might not be as fast, but.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
He's not gonna be able to do anything.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
He ain't gonna have the fast ball.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
He is going to get obliterated. If they put him in.
They better just hand the ball off one hundred times
and understand they're gonna lose or they're gonna get the
guy killed.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
That's all I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I thought it was a radio bit, because sometimes McAfee
and the boys talk about crap that ain't even just
go off on tangents.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
It was funny.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
And then I looked and ESPN actually reachweited it and
they go, Philip Rivers is getting tried out.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
I thought it was a joke. Dude, I thought it
was a joke. I thought it was. I mean, how
I just can't. I can't get over it.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
I'm gonna put my hearing aid in the ring.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
We'll take a break. We're right back. That's great man.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Oh can I just tell you podcasts are great?

Speaker 3 (33:33):
I just heard I don't know if you said anything,
and they lead my mic went out. I heard that
podcasting three out of four podcast listeners purchase what the
host is selling three out of four.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
No crap.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
And I also heard that one out of three podcasts
fails and the podcast most likely to fail go older
podcast and LBGQT plus. They just put out a report.

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I get it in my email. Huh, those are the
two most podcasts likely to fail. Luckily, we're in the clear.
Why how is ours in the clear?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
We're younger, are we?

Speaker 4 (34:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
I'm guessing it's people that think they got maybe they
had a master's degree. They get on here and they realized,
oh wait, I'm not interesting.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Nobody's gonna listen to me. And the truckers are like,
hang up, where's a lot lizard? Come here? Lizzy Lizzy, Lizzy,
Lizzy Lizzy.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
I was gonna try to read this thing on Facebook.
I can't find it, man.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Let's be real though, truck drivers, what are they trying
to do daily? Bas is the one thing that motivates
them getting honey on their stinger Other than that, if
it ain't on sixty five, they ain't.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
They ain't in it.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Their name's Bennett, they ain't in it. Their name's Paul.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
It's up to y'all entertain the truckers, and that's how
you keep a job, and that's how you keep a podcast.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Hey, man, over to you. I love to fill a
buster about the truckers.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Keep philibuster. I'm trying to find it, man, to find it.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
It was actually my lead in to say that three
fours of people purchase whatever a podcaster promotes the convention.
That was an obvious plug for the convention.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
That was an obvious plug.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
And also that we're all at new merch we're coming
out with that we've been talking about for years.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
We still don't have it, and.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
We're working on it.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I'm gonna employ somebody and let me say this, guys,
these reports that I come out with, it's like some
inside radio magazine we get for free in our email.
The reason I read it is because I want to
see how far we are behind the trends, and if
it's the last possible moment where we need to start video,
where we need to improve our audio, where we need

(35:42):
to have roadkit for microphones. And so once I read
it and it says stuff, and I'm like, okay, we're
still okay. But then I'll read something and it says, now,
streaming video is what people podcast most. I'm just making
this up. But but they don't watch the video. They
just listen to the audio of the video. And so
and I'm like, okay, we're still in the clear.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
So I read the headlines. They don't. They don't watch
the video.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
That may have been something I read it okay, because
they say they have it playing, but they like to
a glance over at the video.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
And actually, actually, how I do McFee.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
So I will say this, I will say this, I
read those things seeing how far we are behind, and
we're still good. But when it does say every podcast
has switched to video, Unmili, we're ft, we gotta switch.
We're Done't seen that headline yet.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, Because we keep trying to get these cameras working,
and we had an appointment with the engineer. Then the
engineer couldn't come in because I had to take the
daughter to the doctor. Then took over our computer and
couldn't get to us. So then we're supposed to maybe
tomorrow meet with the engineer. I mean, it's just one
thing or the after the other. You know what I
hear when I think about problems in our podcast, when

(36:50):
we go to people like management and other people in
the building, I hear battered bock.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
I hear what everybody that's box?

Speaker 2 (36:59):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
They're kicking the can down the road? Oh yeah, tomorrow,
We'll get you tomorrow. I'll help you May tomorrow, May tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
There is nothing like a can kick nothing. Because Beazer's
been hitting me. Hey we need presents for your mom
and sister. That can's been kicked for about two weeks.
It's about to be done being kick because I'm gonna
miss my deadline. There's other cans I've been kicking. She
wanted me to do this travel Global travel payment where
you get to go through the oh yeah, embassy entry

(37:28):
Entry Global entry. I was kicking that can for six
months and then it had to stop, and she made
me go to the airport on a random Monday.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
So how that go. Man.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
It was awesome, quick and easy, easy to get in
and out of the airport.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Parking cheap, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Parking forty five dollars. We just viped it. We thought
you could just do it and it would be a
ten minute thing. But they charge you for a full day.
Oh my, so forty five dollars feet Once you got
in there, it took two seconds.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
She sitting down.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
He goes, you've ever been arrested? No sign right here,
put your fingers down. All right, You guys are good
to go. And they mail you a card. And aparently
when you travel fore and we're going literally right across
the border when you come back, well, everybody else is
waiting through customs.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
We just go to some speed pass, is what I've
been told.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
I believe that is accurate. That is what we did
when we went to where did.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
We go fin to find out Iceland?

Speaker 1 (38:19):
We went to London and yeah, we did that, and
when we came back to it, it was the same thing.
We went straight down to this different hallway down the escalator,
first ones out of the airport.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
So you have a card that says global entry.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
I don't know if I have a card, but I'm
on a list, and I just went and showed my ID.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yes, I'm in a notebook paper.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
It should say lunch box free to go about the world.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
No, no, no, my wife handled it all. I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
I didn't do that. I didn't know anything about it.
Luckily she did her research. She found out about it,
and we when we got back to Nashville, literally we
went downstairs in a special hallway right out.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
But I'm so smooth.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
There's nothing like kicking a can. So into of engineers
and video and all that. Yeah, I love kicking a can.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Kicking again is great.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I mean it's sort of like, oh, I got to
mail this stuff. Like we had some APP State shirt
and jacket and I talked about it. Let me let
me tell you when I talked about it on this
pod and I said, hey, if anybody's an APP State
fan and these are the sizes, we'll mail them to you.
And Mabe replied and said, hey, dude, I'd take it.

(39:24):
I love I'm app Stage is my team and that's
my size. And he sent that to me on Friday,
July twenty fifth, and I just now mailed.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
It six months the one listeners for the Big show.
They were getting married, and they sent us a wedding
invite or invited me, probably definitely invited the whole show,
and I signed it and was going to respond to it. Well,
they already got married, had their one year anniversary, and
the girl with DM me should call into the show.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
This was a little bit back.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
So she finally goes, hey, she DM me, and she said,
please just send me it. I want the card like
where you signed it and maybe Bone signed it. And
she goes, just please send it, like we've already been married,
we just celebrated our two year anniversary. Will you please
just send the card responding to their original wedding invite
that was years ago? And then in our old building,
I send it. Did you really took two and a
half to love it?

Speaker 4 (40:20):
I love it?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
And speaking of that earlier, we were talking about, like
you want the Tennessee ball marker. I have a Tennessee
T shirt that I bought when I went to the
Valls game.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
You want that too?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
It might be a little tight. I can send it
to Boomer though.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Is he like that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Tennessee balls, baseball, they win it. He wants it.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
He randomly has a Texas sweatshirt.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
He randomly got a Colorado sweatshirt when Shadua played for him.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
If a team wins, he wants.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
It, so he doesn't want a Tennessee shirt.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Correct. He'll take the Valls though.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Got it now? I got to read this from Facebook.
I'm a Day one listener member of the Facebook page.
I just haven't ever posted on here. I mainly just
read and watch y'all mess with each other, but I have.
I've been able to listen to the pod lately because
I've been battling throat cancer. I finished radiation in chemo
two months ago, and unfortunately it didn't get all the cancer,
so three weeks ago they had to remove my voice

(41:10):
box and rebuild most of my throat, so I can't
speak anymore. So I'm trying to be more active on
places that I can type. I would love y'all to
fill me in on the past few weeks of the
pod since money is getting super tight and I'm stressed
about Christmas with my boys. Hearing funny stories and laughing
would be awesome. Please and thank you. Have a blessed day.
That's from Jacob Gayati Gayat Gayata.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Well.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
I think we got a new front runner for a
comeback Coach of the Year.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
That's what I'm saying. Callaway may be out of the running.
He may have just been replaced because Calawai could still talk.
This dude has to be silent.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
You're gonna give him a rundown. The last two weeks.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
The last two weeks, I don't know what we talked about.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Tried to figure out who in America hates their job.
Someone is banned for life for their childish behavior on
the Sore Losers.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Oh yeah, someone decided to drop their whole team and
it was really annoying.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
We finally got it Biza to come on the podcast
six months after his trip, and.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
We found out that he didn't go to Abiza. He
went to Barcelona and not Abiza. But for some reason,
we had it pegged as a Bisa Lunch hates fantasy football.
Every year he says he's not going to care.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Yeah, I say I'm not going to care.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
And here we are and the playoffs start tomorrow and
I am not in the playoffs. So congratulations to all
the people that made the playoffs. Maybe I should go,
and out of respect for our fantasy league, I should
go to the league, and I should tell you who
made the playoffs because that would be you know, nice.
Get off my TDS wins Lunches loser's division with a

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record of eleven and three. Congrats to get off my
TDS in second place, Big.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Time tsunami they win. They are in at ten and four.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
And then in the AFC Ray's White Picket Fince Division
congratulates one of the last people to get in the
league this year wins the division, Prime Time Bega Steven
Bega in the playoffs and second place Arnold's Army in
first place in your division.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
I was so annoying.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
His trades were so bad all year, but made the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Props his The thirty points separated those two teams.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
It came down to point differential.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah, I guess you had more points than both of
them us.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Oh yeah you did.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Templeton Terriers, you owe us high point?

Speaker 4 (43:33):
You did?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
We need the money?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Hey, you want to who had more points than get
off my tds. Who won first place in my division?
Muscleway or oh thank you? And then in the dugout
Batters Box wins the division at twelve and two.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
What if everybody that's Battersbox.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Tyler Edge is out Brown Town Package Pounders by twenty
six points. Tyler is in the playoffs. Any women did
you mention?

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Uh? Get off my TDS. I believe he is a woman.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
NFC Aruba bound mcalf hurts twelve and two in the
playoffs and the back to back champ I am sorry
to say.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Made the playoffs.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
He's going for the three beat Muscle White finds a
way to sneak into the playoffs and he's coming for
the ship three years in a row.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Wow, wow, And I mean mcalf hurts. He scored one thousand,
seven hundred and ninety two points.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
He was a leader in the clubhouse.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Oh, oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Did what's that twelve into without right?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
That doesn't math?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Fourteen?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
I mean he's scoring Let's see, it's not even one hundred.
Oh it's one hundred. Dude, you don't worry about that.
Let me just see this fourteen into one thousand. Shut up,
It is one seven nine two.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
There you go. It was almost two thousand.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Divided by fourteen fourteen. He scored one hundred and twenty
eight points a week. That's pretty impressive. Insane, That is insane.
My wife's fantasy. They had kickers, they had defenses. She
gets a buy her first round of the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Let's read his roster Jackson Dart, Jayalen Hurts, Omarion Hampton
who's been out the whole year, Chubble Hubbard, who doesn't
play anymore, Devin Neil, Jonathan Taylor, Thomas, Vidal, Javonte Williams,
Jevonda Williams, cooled off, Tez Johnson to Shera McMillan, Jacoby Myers,
a Donnie Mitchell, armand Saint Brown and Colston Loveland. That

(45:34):
is the team that scored that many points.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
It's all JTT.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
He had a monster.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
He's kind of cooled off, and hey look, oh wait,
there is no buys. Jonathan Taylor Thomas. That's trouble for
mccalf Hurts. This weekend they're playing Seattle with Grandpa quarterback.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
It was a fun fantasy football. I gotta say it
was batter's box, pretty weak division.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Yeah, he says that he's he gets upset when you say.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
If you really look at it, there was about six
teams that were god awful. So if you map that,
it means he was six and zero and that out
of all the other games that eight. All he had
to do was go five hundred and he makes the playoffs.
That's pretty easy.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Well, what he told me, he said, go look at
the points scored. He goes, I outscored Ray Tyler outscored
Ray Browntown Packet. So two teams outscored you in his division.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
So right, the.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Two that made the playoffs on the top four teams
in his division outscored the top two in your division.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
The people that won.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Yeah, so that was the top was difficult, But there
were six bottom feeders, is what I'm trying to say.
I understand that, got it. If a team wins double
digits in Fantasy typically it's a pretty weak division. It
should be the way our division is. It was eight
and six, eight and six, nine and five, nine and five, eight.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
And six, and we were very generous.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
We just gave away Quinn Shawn Judkins.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
That was pretty nice of you. That was a very
good Christmas present.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Christmas came early to someone in your league. Did the
person that has Quinn Shawn make it?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
No, it was Arnold's army.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
He made it.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Only reason he made it probably Wow.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
You saved him. Yeah, that's it, man, I don't know
what a great pot? Was this pots terrible or good?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
It was good? Three more things that Brandon.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Oh no, we'll take a break and you can tell
me those three things right after this?

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Was it, Jacob or go Brandon?

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Let me see it was Jacob Gayati.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Yeah Jacob, So Jacob, you also miss Lunchbox, getting lost, Lunchbox,
paying a six hundred dollars tab, and somebody close to
Lunchbox dying. So you're gonna want to go back and
listen to it.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Do we get credit? I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Okay, so you're at your own, yea, on your own.
Here's an email Jesse from Kentucky. Hey, coacher, is just
curious when we will be able to finish paying for
the ticket and add ons for the best convention in
the US, the only one I've ever been to, Go Gators.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
That's from Jesse. Jesse. The Gators loss last night, Sorry
about that, but yeah, Monday the add ons go up.
Monday they go up.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
And you may I've heard this stat before. It is
so three out of four podcast listeners purchase something that
the host talks about. Yep from Inside Radio. Just got
the email that is researched and.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
I just wanted to give you anupdate. Remember how I
told you my goddaughter Veda. She just signed to play
soccer at Simmons College, and we said, how does recruiting
work nowadays? This is from her dad. Honestly, she did
most of the work. She got me a list of
school she wanted to consider playing for. I reached out
to the coaches and got their email addresses. She made
her own highlight reel and sent it along with an email.

(48:50):
The story of how Simmons came about is kind of
random too. She found them on Instagram. They had liked
something she liked. Then she reached out. She had three
schools was considering. After phone interviews with all the coaches,
we narrowed it down to a couple and visited both
of them. Simmons won out coach and team culture is awesome.
It was a lot of work. People think I think

(49:11):
it's easy and it just comes to you. Lots of
emails and phone calls and she did most of the groundwork.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Okay, thanks, I went to college like there was I
didn't play sports, but there was a lot of emails
and back and forth.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Hold On, We were saying, like it may be easy
to get recruited now.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
But no, she did the work.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
I just don't want it to get twisted. It's not
just the athletes who are doing the work. Bro I
emailed the registrar of Texas State University because they tried
to say I didn't work for an entire year in Texas.
I got in state tuition. I took it all. It
took the flagpole all the way to the top. I said,
I will not stand for that. I worked at a
gas station right adjacent to campus from August until December.

(49:51):
I worked for Texas State University the athletics department. It
overlapped from November until April. I worked at the Walmart
dish tribution center in New Braunfels, Texas from April maybe
Texas State was until May. Then I worked at the
distribution center from May until August. I said that as
twelve consecutive consistent months of employment, per your exact rules

(50:17):
and regulations on the Internet, I am allowed to claim
in state tuition. I was messaging with the damn president
of the unite of the college I got in state tuition.
It was a lot of emails and a lot of
highlight tapes. I'll hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
This is from Alex the lax Rat. Dear coaches. Recruitment
for college has come a long way since y'all we're
in high school.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Now.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
There are so many different ways to get recruited. Oftentimes,
different organizations will host showcases where players can sign up
to go play in exhibition games when college scouts are
invited to go and watch. Besides this, sending film to
certain schools is still a big thing as well. As
schools offer recruit camps you can go to to get
in front of the coach of the exact school you
want to go to. They also have websites where you

(51:01):
can upload your film that all college coaches and scouts
have access to and can find you through there. Now
there are so many different options in ways, especially for
smaller schools. Merry Christmas, Alex the lax Rat.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
They posted on the Instagram Boomer had a massive game
last night.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
They played the Class A school Marquette.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Yeah they win.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
They are now two to zero.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Posted the video of Boomer's intro and it's pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
I don't know if this is really able to capture
how awesome it was, but here you go.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
How was that intro? He does the faky that was great.
B school beats in a school fifty six fifty two.
They beat Marquette Tristan at eleven points. I want to
make sure I get it exactly factually. Craig watched the
game tape notated the entire thing. We have Boomer clocking

(52:01):
in four for nine, one for four from three eleven points,
four rebounds to assists, two steals, five turnovers, a play efficiency,
a player efficiency number of six.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
They won. Don't know how they won.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Actually, I do. The star player for Marquette sat the
entire first half. Coach Ben's chim because he had two fouls.
Oh and he looks like he also broke his ass
in the first half. He fell back on He's gonna
play football at some college. Luckily that kid got pulled
Nighaney pulled up twelve.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Ended up being a tight game.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Lucky they got away with a win because there were
so many turnovers.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
And can I tell you something to bet the future
right now?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
NIGANEI miners the.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Nigani miners to win it all. But also I don't
even know what the odds are. They can't be very good.
If you would have bet this a couple of weeks ago,
you'd be a millionaire. But March Madness has been canceled
this year. Michigan is unbeatable.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Me and Boomer saw them beat Gonzaga by about eighty.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
They beat every team they play by forty played last
night and they play. They beat Villanova by thirty five.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
They got Bryce Underwood playing for them or I don't
know what is going on, but they are spanking people.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Don't tell me they're not the number one team in
the country.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Great Joab Vegas, you nailed that one. I'm pretty sure
he had. Houston is number one.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
With team futures to win it all. Michigan's a favorite
plus four seventy five. Now, yeah, they are unbelievable. Vegas
always one step ahead once, but hey, two weeks ago
we probably could have got him for I mean, they
weren't even top twenty five.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
I don't think they are unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
We watched them.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
I haven't even seen him play. I just saw the
score and I'm like, really, they.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Did it again.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Uh, give me some advice. You're a basketball guy. So
Boomer picks up his dribble. How do we how do
we overcome that? The one deficiency has in his game
is he doesn't continue his dribble, so he'll pick it up.
And I think that's what led to a lot of
the turnovers, and it ends. It's a dead end to
your game once you pick up your dribble. So what's
a way around that? When down the court, do you

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have a big picture in your head, like, oh, I
want to end at this route? How does a kid
just pick up his dribble?

Speaker 4 (54:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
He starts thinking about something else, He sees a hotty
in the stands he takes to admire.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
But Michigan eighty nine to sixty one. They won by
thirty eight. They beat Rutgers one oh one to sixty
by forty one. They beat Gonzaga one o one to
sixty one. That's forty points. They beat Auburn one oh
two to seventy two. That's thirty points. They beat San
Diego State ninety.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Four to fifty four.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
That's forty freaking points. Hey, they beat Middle Tennessee eighty
six sixty one. That's twenty five points. Guys, what is
going on?

Speaker 3 (54:38):
When I watch the games back, I can see it
actually pretty close up. Boomer goes up to the star player.
Kid's gonna play football in college. Boomer goes up to
him and chirps him and I go, dude, right after
the second half, what did you say to that dude?
And he goes, I told him his team sucks. I'm like, bro,
you realize that kid's playing football in college and he also, like,
is coming back from an injury, and you just chirp
Hi me, I like it. And at the end of

(54:59):
the game, football player kid throwle one of Boomer's teammates.
Boomer bum rushes in kind of nudge hicks and then
nudges the kid out and then turns to the ref
tease up.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
The ref says, hey, ref, you know tee this kid up.
I was like, you called for a technical foul.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Hey, Boomer's getting a little cocky a senior year.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
And then he had the cocky intro.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Then they won a trophy because I guess it's one
of those cups.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
If you win it, you take it.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
So the fans stormed the court and they marched on
the logo. I'm like, bro, what do you Baker Mayfield?

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Dang, he's playing flat? Are you Michigan at Ohio State?
Who do you think you are unbelievable?

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Man?

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Oh what a day. I don't know if this was
good or not. Like I said, this was all over
the place, too much sports. Yeah, what do you think?

Speaker 3 (55:48):
I was just wondering, like, how do you get the
team better at rebounding because they're not a good rebounding
team that.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
You grow or you box someone out. Don't play a zone.
When you play a zone, it's hard to find your man.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
If when I'm doing this, dats I learned all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
If Boomer steals the ball, but then it turns into
a jump ball and the jump ball gives it to
your team, is that.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Does that count as a steal?

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (56:12):
If the jump ball goes the other team, is it correct?
If a guy goes up for a layup.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
This is just an example and air balls, it does
that count as a misshot and a turnover or just
a misshot.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Mishot and a turn it. I think it's just a
misshot or it's a bad pass. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
A mishot and a turnover if nobody touches the ball,
if you throw it over the backboard.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
If it goes out of bounds, okay, yeah, yeah, you said,
if they get the rebound.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
If at the very end of the second quarter, the
ball's kind of going around the rim, rolls on the ground,
one of his teammates goes to pick it up, fumbles
it around quarter ends, is that a rebound.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
If he got the ball, he's kind of fumbling with it.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
No, I did not give him the rebound.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
He didn't have two hands on it.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
I said, a tuck rule, not a rebound.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Did you know if you get the ball, if it
comes off the rim and you tap it back, that's
a rebound. No, it's not. The person that catches it
gets the rebound.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
But it's a tap So if you get control of
it and tap it now, No, if you just jump
up and tap it out, like if it's you're not
gonna able to grab it right right.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
No rebound. That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Well, Boomer pickpocketed a kid, but it was his hand.
The kid that actually grabs the ball gets the steal. Oh,
it's not because you never had possession of it.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
I get it. Yeah, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Oh, I got to ask Boomer the whole game started
with two free throws.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Oh, there was a tech before a game that or
the a school. I think the coach messed up the lineup.
He submitted a different lineup than actually started.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
That's funny, bro.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
I'm like a no guy. I'm all into the books.
I don't even watch game tape. I just watched the data.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
Yeah that's crazy. Ah all right man, all right, yeah yeah,
all right. I have a great Wednesday, guys. I can't
play soccer night because I got an injury. But that's cool.
Yeah man, that was good. Man, that was good, was it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah, we gotta come up with a better one Friday
for the weekend pod for the main feed.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Unless this one's going on the main feed.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
No, it's all sports, more lifestyle. Come up with something, dude,
Yeah yeah, yeah, all right yeah