July 12, 2024 • 53 mins
In this episode the guys discuss their preferences on using protection or no protection at their age. Earlier in life they were all about protection but now they think they're past using protection but might make an exception in this certain instance. We discuss the feedback we have received on the Facebook page and we ramble on about nothing trying to make the podcast interesting.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, come on go.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I mean, we're not giving up on YouTube, dude, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Okay, I know it's been a few months since you
posted on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That was your baby. I can't.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I can't handle it. I can't do YouTube. Watch our youtubes,
Yeah they do. One of them got eight thousand views.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
All right, We're gonna do it live without Arnold. He
is partying on Broadway already this morning. It's a frya wow.
Arnold had an easy week.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I like him doing his own thing for right now.
He's discovering himself.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
He's becoming independent.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
We're gonna do it live. We oh the one, two three,
So losers, what up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It's syson. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the North side of Nashville with Baser.
My wife. Broadway Girl took her to the country, suburbia,
you know, the whole deal. There's a lot of crops
out there. You wouldn't know it, but it's twenty five
minutes from Nashville. It's beautiful. You don't have to go
to the city. You don't have to see the city lights.
You can be a country mouse sometimes. That's what I
chose to do in my life. Lunch over to you.
(01:12):
The question is do you use protection or no protection?
That's the buzzword of the day. That's gonna get some
hits on YouTube. Yeah, that's the question. As an adult,
I've always felt like no protection is the way to go.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You just go in.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
If you get it, you get it. If you don't,
you don't you take your chances as an adult with
no protection.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Then my cousin comes to me and goes, hey, Man,
I need your advice.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Do I use.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Protection or no protection? At home run derby for the
All Star Game?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
There it is, man, and that says a hell of
a setup. I said, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
He goes, me and two of my boys got tickets
in the outfield left field home run derby at the
All Star Game on Monday in Dallas, Texas, Arlington, Texas,
whatever city it's in in Dallas Fort Worth Rangers Ballpark,
So him and two buddies are sitting there during home
(02:14):
run derby. No research, No way, it's Arlington. I just
don't know where the you know, whatever they say, Arlington, Dallas, whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
The game's in America.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
So my question is do you bring a glove? Because
I've always thought, as an adult, you cannot bring a
glove to a baseball game.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Right So anyways, the game is being played on planet Earth,
and you have to bring a glove. You think about it.
Let's say there's twelve guys twelve times you're there's gonna
be over six hundred, four hundred, three hundred and fifty
times twelve times seven divided by two, there's gonna be
over five hundred home runs. You have to bring a glove.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
This is what I'm willing to make it exception there.
You bring a glove. You have to bring a glove.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I went to batting practice at Finway Park last summer
when they were playing the Toronto Blue Jays.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
We went up on top of the green monster.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Kid, I'm coming with you.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It was me, my dad, my uncle Ken, my aunt Kathy,
No batter's box.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
What if everybody that's batter's box just then knew it?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
And my cousin Andrew and we went up on top
of that green monster during batting practice, and when you
watch it on a game, you're like, oh, I would
just stick my hand up and catch it. They are
missiles flying out of the ballpark.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Absolute smoke jobs.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't like the reference to missiles military. A lot
of people with PTSD they are screamers.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I am telling you they are coming their rockets and
I'm like, you know what, I think I'm probably gonna
duck it literally warheads at you. If it lands by me,
then I'll pick it up.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Right. I get you're gonna get in your bunker and
stuff like that. You can't. You don't have time to think.
You got less than two seconds when the ball leaves
the field.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Well, my cousin was like, no, dude, if one comes
near me, I'm gonna catch you with my bare hand
ray friendly fire. And I'm like, dude, shut up, you're
not And honestly, god, dude, one came and he stuck
his hand. I'm trying to catch it.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Whack.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I mean it hit his hand so hard everybody up
there went oh. And he shook it off, picked up
the ball, but not worth it. You bring the glove. Absolutely,
bring the glove.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
The real question is how do they get these tickets.
They bottom stub Hub game time know some of our
partner and sister apps.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
No, they bought them. I guess whenever they went on
sale or whatever. But they just bought them. They bought
three tickets and they are going to Home Run Derby.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Price.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's a great question. I can text and ask, but
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Ray And said, I wanted to ask the question protection
or no.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Jimmy, Well, I mean I was intrigued because he was like, dude,
I know we have this thing about adults not bringing
gloves to baseball games. He goes, do you make an
exception for home run Derby.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Let's be real too, practical, dad, Dude, you can carry
a couple port missiles with it. You got your beers
in the tray. You can carry more with a glove
than you can with your hand. So as a dad,
it's not just for the catching of the baseball. You're
holding diapers. Little Johnny's baseball memorabilia that he got from
the game. I don't know a signature from the mascot
dinger Colorado Rocky's death reference.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Okay, but yeah, oh that little monkey that jumps up
and down. No, that was the Angels.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That was the rally monkey, dude, I got to hit
a billy.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
See if Billy's even considered going to this or if
he's still on that Vegas bender.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh he went to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, he's been in about every city that parties over
the past month, well, including Nashville, excluding Charleston, including Vegas,
including Dallas. I think that's it, Zaza.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Any reason why he's doing this.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, he's getting a divorce.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Oh sorry, well my cousin's not getting divorced. He's happily married.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Bringing a dude. He's bringing two dudes. One of them's
a doctor. Lives in Dallas. Guys, night out, Easy time
to put down about twelve mickeys.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, they're past putting down twelve mickeys. They put down
like four mickeys and they are hung over the next day.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Ray it's the twisties, the ones that are sixteen ounces.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I don't know exactly what they're gonna do. And I
don't think you want to be putting down ten mickeys
during home run derby, because that's how you're well gonna
get pelted with a ball. It's gonna come right at you.
You're not gonna see a slow reaction you got to
be sharp as a tack during home run derby.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
If we're addressing the alcohol, Friday night, when you're to
have ten days to recover, you'll drink one beer and go, oh,
not even really feeling this night with your boys. When
you got school the next day, Oh, don't worry, ten
will go down like that.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's a great point.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's amazing how that happens on Friday night. You have
all nothing to do the next day, and you're like,
I mean, I don't really feel like drinking to night.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh my stomach's bubble.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
But hey, uh, hector, you're in town for what You're
in town for business? Yeah, I'm just in town for
one night.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
You want to grab a drink at like five o'clock. Yeah,
I'll grab one drink with you at five o'clock.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Ten o'clock.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
It's like, wow, man, I may drinks that we had.
Is that number nine or two? I I I gotta
worry more.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That is Buddies in town never fails. Never fails.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You never turned down a happy hour when someone's in
town for a night. Two nights, you go normal night night. Oh,
no way, I can't do that. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Uh that sex sex at sex Ray, you had me
with protection, no protection. That segment we call protection or
no protection. Filibuster.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I'm a filibuster.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
While you go, turn off the YouTube that's going on
YouTube anybody. I wonder if anybody else is going to
the All Star festivities? How much is it to get
into the All Star Game? Can you just buy normal tickets?
I've never even thought about that. I thought it would
be all like corporate sponsors.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It's a lot of people in the area. It's not one.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh my god, they paid a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Oh my god, your friends are rich, rich, Ray, We've
actually we can't get away from money. Ray. Oh it's
hitting us in the face at this point.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Our careers are all blossoming. Oh my, oh my, I
mean hell, Garrett's rich at the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
This is This was not what I was expecting to
see on the ticket price.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Everybody's rich except for Battle of the Box and Kiad.
I'd have been working for nonprofits for ten years.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh Man and.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Little League baseball with the boys and basket.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
He used to work at the Texan Market.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
But he, dude, he probably has the best quality of life. Yeah, maybe,
Oh man, that is tell me the price. It's a
ten segments like the Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Right when you say he's going home run Derby, I thought, okay,
fifty to seventy five dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I was thinking under one hundred.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Right, Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying. Oh yeah,
they just throw him up there. People mind him real
quick sell out.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I mean under a petty cab ride in Chicago.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Exactly ninety freaking dollars. Great back reference. Don't know we're
talking about. Go listen to Wednesday's pod ray with ticket
master fees. Cousin Andrew and his boys.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Paid. Oh my gosh, you still haven't said it, Brot
say it.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Six one hundred dollars per ticket.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm gonna I have no comment. I'm gonna hang up
and listen. That might be the biggest waste of money
since the Clinton administration. Holy crap, he said. That's what
big events cost.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
He said.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
You can get in and sit like along the first
baseline and a third baseline for two hundred dollars a ticket,
he said. But we weren't going just to watch. We
wanted to be in the action.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Take a face to the snobs.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
He said in the action cost you six hundred dollars
a pop.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, yeah, I mean, dude, that was Judge was going
for the home run record when he had beaten Roger
Merrison them it was in the hundreds. It wasn't that much.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He went to one of those games.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I tried to go to one of them, but Baser
wouldn't agree to my idea. I was trying to buy
tickets in the area where Aaron Judge would hit a
home run, and she thought it was a terrible business investment.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I think he went to the game in Arlington when
they played the Rangers. I think we talked about it,
and I think that he hit a home run. But
it was a little bit over from where my cousin
Andrew was sitting. So he will be sitting six hundred
dollars seats left field trying to catch baseballs.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's me a lot of them coming. I don't even
know who's in the home run derby Ray. You know what,
There's never been more balls flying at somebody's face since
I don't know College.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
No, since Monica Lewinsky. I know pin alan dude, So
pin Alonzo's in it right.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I'm fully invested in the home run leader at the
end of the season, and they don't let you do
parlays update them and they don't let you do parlays
since you're already betting MLBA. So I I haven't touched
the home run Derby, but I do know Gunner Henderson
is in it. Oh he is in it, yes, because
he's one of the top four guys. Anybody else is
judging it. And just like the city of the Home
Run Derby, we also don't know the players of the
(11:30):
home run Derby.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Do you know the rules of the Home run Derby?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, they actually just changed them. They've changed it. It
is so the ones I bet on last year, I
have no idea what they are.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
So it's there's no bracket. They just do the first
round in the top I think six or eight, No eight,
Maybe the top eight move on or the top four
move on.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Whoever, the four hit the most home runs, they move on.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I like that better, but tougher to bet.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Then you only and you only have two minutes. But
in the first round maximum forty pitches, so you can't
just sit up there and take like if your picture's bad,
you got to swing the bat.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Dude, dude, I love the gunner Henderson's in it because
he's in the home run chase and I don't have
him any money on him, so I hope he really
picks up his swing.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Have about it, Manu and cousin Andrew wanted to update us.
We are also trying to go to the MLB Draft
on Sunday night and some other things on Monday that
will be free, so it evens out where we pay
six hundred when we get access to these other events.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, Barry Bonds, his kid's gonna get drafted, is he?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I have no idea who's getting draft.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I saw the betting odds. There's two guys that are whitworth.
I don't know. There's two guys at the top. What
is it? Is Matt Holliday's kid about to get double drafted?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I think he already got drafted, and then he got
called up to the majors and they said, hey, you're
not quite ready for the majors and they sent him
back down.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
One hit in a weekend doesn't cut it.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
No, not in the weekend, dude. It was like two weeks.
He was up there for like two weeks and got one.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Hit kind of like Boomer. I just had to talk
with him. Oh we have Boomer is still playing bass.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Excuse me, dude.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I told him on the Bobby Bone Show because his
game started at nine am one day and we're all
around the computer watching and I said, hey, Lunchbox and Steve,
we're both watching her bat. Were they really? Yeah, man,
Bobby Bone Show, guys watching her bat? Oh is it
the one I hit to the wall? Yeah, dude, it
was that one. That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Oh, you didn't tell him watched later.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I didn't tell him. You saw the strikeouts and when
he was giving up runs leaking, Like.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
No, shit, I didn't. I didn't see him pitch. You
texted me. He said he's in. He's pitching. Boomer's pitching.
And then I saw his ten to three. Was like, oh,
Boomer must have got rocked.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
And he told me that the video camera, the angle
it was at and the vantage point is just terrible.
He said, those kids were putting in the eighties and
they get to pick. It's a Grand Rapids pool. They're
picking at schools. The biggest schools in all Grand Rapids
were Nigan. He picks out of a mining town of
two hundred people. So he said they had five different
pitchers that threw eighty just absolutely humping it, and their
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batting order was as stacked as the Yankees in nineteen
ninety two, back with Bernie Williams and Paul O'Neill and
Bernie made Off. I will say, just looking at them physically,
they were smaller.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Oh my god, Nigani was so much smaller. They didn't
look as athletic those other guys. They looked a little
bit more athletic.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
It's all the miners, man, they're all bagging these girls
that are shorter.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Why is that it's.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
A mining town. I don't know. Girls don't growl as
tall in mining towns. No, man, they growing bigger Lower Peninsula,
Upper Peninsula, smaller women.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I didn't know that, like bigger women, like smaller women,
but like wider women.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Right correct.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh yeah, damn, that's sad. But yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
So look for my cousin Monday night on the Major
League Baseball home run Derby.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I probably won't even watch, the.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Only reason I will watch is to look for my
cousin because I don't know if I'm just an old man,
and I've said this year to year it's not fun anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't enjoy it. It's fun to bet you want
to high. I don't like the new rules, honestly, that
makes it very I loved it when it was Vlad
Guerrero Junior versus Pee Alonzo. I mean, give me Pee Alonzo.
You know. I loved it when you could see who
he was going against and then you could kind of
predict the next rounds. Dude, this top four, Oh that
is tough. Now they did the top four and then
(15:10):
then they make a bracket where two people go against
each other. This Gunner Henderson kid, forget it. He will
not be top four. But I'm not betting it. You
don't even know who's in it, So how can you
tell me that he's not going to be top four? Well,
we have zero research into this and zero research department,
so I'm going to pass on it.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, you're right, all right, we'll take a break. We'll
be right back, And I have no idea what we're
gonna talk about, right because I didn't bring my computer.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
So we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
It's alay. You ever just go home from work and
not want to talk and your wife tries to talk
to you. That's this segment.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I listened back to the last podcast. Dude, I gotta
stop doing the fake laugh, and I'm like, a like,
I don't do that in real life. So I don't
know why I do it on the podcast. But that's
just self talk. That's just something I need to change
on the Podcas.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I don't know that you do a fake I don't
notice it. If you do a fake laugh, you laugh
at your own jokes, you laugh.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
At Yeah, it's a phil it's a cut. It fills
space where the space doesn't need to be filled. I
got to realize that there's also truck drivers that they're
filling the space as the tractor drivers. They're filling the
spaces with their laughs. We don't necessarily have to fill
the space as just us.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah. I did see something very sad the other day.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Ray. It was a roadkill.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
No, it was kind of it felt like roadkill, but
it was. We were in the McDonald's. I was, and
I look out in the parking lot and there's two
cars that pull up.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, supersize me.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
And this kid gets out with his backpack and there's
like overnight bag, sleeping bag. I don't know if it's
a sleeping bag, but it looked like it and looks
like his dad gets out.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Of the car. Oh you saw a change over, Yes,
And then out of the other car comes this lady.
Oh my gosh, which is the mom? I would assume
it was the mom ripper and I was just like,
oh man, this is so awkward. I mean, if it
was a Friday night, there you go. Amy said, it's
Friday to Friday.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
No, it was a Sunday afternoon, Sunday afternoon, so maybe
it's uh, Sunday to Sunday.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Different schedule. You're not in that situation. You never got
a divorce.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
No, Luckily, right now I'm not in that situation. Hopefully
I never am in that situation. Hopefully my kids and
my wife stay with me forever so I can not
have to worry about this. But man, the kid hugs
his dad, gives him a kiss.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Mom and dad. Oh, dad was still trying to sneak one.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
No, they didn't really talk. There wasn't really He handed
her like the bag.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
What is in this bag?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Like close?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Probably you know, like whatever? And the bag of cash. Coach,
you saw more than a kid handled.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I saw a kid for sale.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
It's something, and I just did the faith laugh.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
And I was like, man, this is so awkward.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
And the kid goes and gets the car and then
they dad just kind of waves, gets back in his car,
drives away, and the mom gives the kid a big
hug and a kiss on the you know, the head,
top of the head. He gets in the car, and
I'm just like, man, they do that every week or
every other week or every month. I don't know how
they do it or what they do, but man, what
a weird feeling driving to the McDonald's to let your
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kid out to go with the other half.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
And a sleeping bag. Pops doesn't have a blanket and
a couple of pillows.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Maybe it wasn't a sleep bag. Maybe it was the pillow.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Maybe he has a special blanket that he likes to
sleep with. I don't know what it was, but he does.
He packs up his whole life one week, and then
packs up his life the next week, picks up his
packs up his life the next week.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
And I'm like, man, that's a rough.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Rough go, rough go, But you got to think kids
think stupid too. I was jealous a little bit. Not
now I actually understand it. It's amazing to have two
parent household. Dude. The kids that got divorced got two playstates,
got a PlayStation and an N sixty four. They had
the best of both worlds. They got presents thrown at
him left and right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
There were some kids that I went to high school with,
like Billy, Like they're lied by Billy that if their
parents were divorced they got two big houses. And I
was like, dang, they got these two massive houses. And
now I realize, Man, those massive houses were pretty empty.
Now that I think about it, I'm like a lot
of those rooms weren't used because they probably bought the
massive house when they were married, had everybody in there,
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and then half the people leave, half the stuff leaves,
and was like a bunch of empty bedrooms.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
And I realize that now that I'm.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Older, I'm like, damn, they just kept that house and
left those rooms empty.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Very awkward, Dad, How are you and mom doing marriage wise?
Just curious a lot of kids at school have two houses.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Just wondering. Yeah, I didn't think of it as a
bad thing.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Jack said it best, he said, the happiest you damn it.
I already screwed up the quote, No, go ahead. The
richest I was, and the biggest houses I lived in,
the most lonely I ever was just him in a house.
He said, worst feeling ever him in a thirty thousand
square foot house. He said he wouldn't wish it on anybody.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Really.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah, yeah, because he said he wasn't a very good husband.
He said he screwed that up. He said she was
a she was a badass woman, and he screwed it up.
Like he met he he talks about it, and I'm like, damn,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Like and then.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
You think they have this great life, like you say, like,
oh my god, they got this massive house, and you
said he was the loneliest he ever was.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
And that's the thing. It's just money happiness. It's that
who just said it the other day, Eddie. Oh he said,
Oh boy, what did he say? He said he doesn't
want to get He only wants to get rich to
a certain point. You don't want to get sixty million.
I don't want sixty million because then you got you got.
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Muffy's got a netsy business that she wants me to bifcuit,
that she wants me to start, uh, Bazer has got
a hat company that she wants to start in Nashville.
We were actually starting that. We just can't figure out
how to do the machine onto the hats next couple
of years. So, yeah, I don't want sixty million. I
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don't even want thirty million.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Maybe I do want thirty million, but sixties too much.
So there is there is a sixty million too much,
because that's that's excessive to where you really do have
to start giving it away, doling it out. Who am
I giving this cash to?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
You literally don't have to give it to anybody. You
can literally tell everybody, Hey, it's my money. I'm not
giving it to anybody.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I'm not I'm cool, And I just got to think
it in my own personal life. I truly think I'm
happy now, but I would be my happiest with five
hundred thousand more dollars because then I can get the
hot tub. Then I can pave my driveway. Then we
can also pave the slab that the hot tub is
going to go on, build the steps where I'm walking
from the patio TV into the hot tub, get the
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golf cart so I can drive to the course, and
then I'll have leftover, but I would say five hundred
thousand dollars. I'll be the happiest as a clam.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
And you can go to All Star Game and watch
Home Run Derby.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Ray, Do you have any clams when you're no, I can't,
though I would take sixty million tomorrow. Then you don't
have a money guy, though.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Bro, The pressure's sixty million.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
There's no pressure. Do you feel pressure with five hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
But I'm telling you if you got six hundred million
or what do we say? Sixty million? Sorry? Man, numbers
are massive right now that we're talking about Ray. You
got sixty zillion? What are you doing with it? You
don't have a money guy, So you're telling your parents
all of a sudden, dad wants to start back his
carpentry business.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
No, my dad trusts me.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
My dad doesn't. Here's the thing. My dad did c
and see, repair and remodel.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
He wants to revamp.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
No, he doesn't want to revamp. But you know why
because here's what.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
My dad did. This is what my dad did. He
was doing the remodeling business. You know, that's what it
was his job forever that's what he did. And he decided, Man,
I'm gonna retire. I'm done with this. I'm gonna start.
And then him and his brother, Uncle Ken, Andrew's dad,
started flipping houses. And he was like in the attic
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in a house in Austin, Texas, in the middle of
the damn heat one hundred and five degrees, crawling through
the attic, and he had an epiphany.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
And he said, what am I doing?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
He said, this asbestos is making me sneeze.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
No, he said, what am I doing? I retired so
I could spend more time relaxing and more time with
my grandkids. And what did I immediately do? Started flipping
houses with my brother. And now we're in the summer
heat of Austin, Texas, up in the attic with no
ac and I am sixty six years old. And in
(23:44):
that moment he was sitting there, he said, you know what,
this is my last house. So he crawled back down
out of the attic, went into the living room where
or went into the bathroom where Uncle Ken was tiling
the new bathroom. Sit hour and he said, just so
you know, this is.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
My last house.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Tell you.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
And my uncle Kim was like, really, he goes, Yeah,
why am I doing this? I retired so I could
hang out with my grandkids. And I'm up there in
an attic putting some insulation in. I'm done out of
this house and that was it. He doesn't want to
go back, so I don't have to worry about my
dad calling me for sixty million. Now batter's box on
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their hand, he might call. Yeah, and the flipp and
housees thing isn't where it's at. Your dad missed out.
There's a new thing called tracks. It's a website where
you can buy land. Dude, if you have twenty thirty
thousand sitting I actually need more than that, but for
purposes of the story, dude, buy a piece of land
and sit on it for two years.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Where where can you buy a piece of land? In
freaking sprinkled That place is about to be a megatropolis.
Brew There is six lanes of traffic going east direction,
and just on the other side is a bunch of
rich ranchers that ain't selling damn it. That is how
land goes through the roof. When people say I ain't
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selling get off my damn land. It keeps going up
and up and up, and you can buy in that area,
so you don't even have to do anything. Your dad
was trying to develop something in Austin, Texas. Sure he's
gonna make one hundred k here, but he's working. Dude.
You buy land, you don't do anything to it, and
you just sell it in two years. Nashville, look to
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the suburbs. You're not looking to flip a house in Austin.
You're looking to buy land outside of Nashville. That's chess
we're playing. When people are playing checkers, you go build these,
renovate this, Airbnb and Charleston so some kids can go
suck off twenty beers and eat some pizza late Friday night,
and you make two hundred dollars. No thanks, Buy land
north of town and I'll hang up and I'll listen.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Or you find a city that is about to boom,
do buy.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Ray. I bought us some sand Man. Do you like camels?
Do you know anything?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
No? I think about the people that own parking lots.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I had this conversation with Johan. I do not understand
how they own parking lots. They just make bank because
they charge you outrageous amounts of money to park. And
it's just like Damn, that's where the money's that. Just
own a parking lot, because then you don't have to
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do anything.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
You don't have to do anything. Literally, you put up
a machine and they pay the machine and you get
the money. Dude, there is no maintenance. Hey, it's a
building with no heat, barely any lighting. You draw some
mayonnaise and mustard lines on it and call it a
parking garage. Exact, well, parking lot. You don't need to
do a stack. A parking garage requires maintenance. It's big.
(26:54):
You have to worry about structural integrity. You have to
worry about cracks in the foundation a parking lot.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
It's literally a slab.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Uh and you there you go park there, put a
couple of handicap stickers.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
There's some handicap spots. Now pay me twenty dollars an hour.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Okay, but you gotta be careful. There is crime the
one next to me when we live downtown me.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
But you're not responsible for it.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I think I saw some guys doing crank out of it.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
One you literally put up.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
We are not responsible for your lost items, so please
hide your valuables, your goods or your bloods, your black boom.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Ray. If it's a pipe, it's mass Like I mean.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
We went to go to Certain Day Sleigh the other night.
They were meted up and I pull up in front
of the venue and they said up and they said Ballet.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I'm like, oh, Valet, Okay, can I pull up? You said,
I'm about to pull up? About to pull up? You
got the kids in the bag?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
No, kids didn't come to Certain Day Sileigh.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
It's in the back horses where it's at the.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Wife and I and I'm like, all right, cool, Ballet,
let's go run down the road.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
This might be our richest podcast yet.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
And I was like, how you knowing?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Man? He goes, good, how are you? I was like,
he goes, you want a Valet? I was like, yeah,
we're here for the Sark Show. He goes, all right,
you're gonna buy valet this piece.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Of and he's like last name was like gibble. I
was like, how much is it? And he was like
it's just forty four?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Last name to park your.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Car because they ride it on a piece of the give.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Them the keys they do the license plate. You got scammed? No,
And I said how much did you say? He goes
forty four give them the kids birth certificates too.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
And I said forty four dollars. He goes yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I said, now we're not valatt. That's a great date.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
So I took a write, drove down a block and
a half, whipped a yuwie parked right there on the street.
Seven dollars fifty cents.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I'd have been worried the whole show. My wife, dude,
let me tell you one min after my own heart,
he was worried about parking.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh my god, ray, oh my dude.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
When I met you guys downtown and we had that
meeting for the Sore Losers Coaches Convention, foreshadowing we're not
having one in twenty twenty five. Why kidding. I just
thought we'd start planning it. Oh we me and your
idude going into that meeting with y'all, I was worried
the entire meeting because I parked in a warehouse district.
I didn't know if it was free parking or if
you get towed and booted.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
My wife we get out of the car and she
goes up to the little QR code scans it.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
It's like, yeah, welcome to the future.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
A dollar fifty per hour max.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Three hours for five dollars in AI bought will jack
you off.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
And we're there and it's six forty five and she
was like, oh no, I don't know if we're going
to be out in time. I don't think this ends
till ten or ten thirty. Smart, I said, Okay, so
you scanned it. If they're around here, they see that
you scanned it, let's just walk.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
We'll go to the lot.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
We'll go in there, have a drink, and we won't
pay until like thirty nine minutes from now. That buys
us thirty.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Minutes, okay, because then it pushes it back right Smart.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
And she's like, well, no, what if they come in
that thirty minutes and see if we haven't paid yet?
I said, what are the odds?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
There we go?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
What are the odds that they're gonna come in that
thirty minutes and check our car? They saw if they're
they're sitting around here, I don't know. I don't know
how this works. If they have people that drive around,
or if they have someone sitting up there they do,
or if they have no I want to know if
they have someone a spotter.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
When we were at peg Leg porker. You don't think
there's a guy circling the block trying to get every
guy at lunch that tries to park there during a
thirty minute window. I'll hang up and I'll listen. I'm
with your wife.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I said, what are the odds that someone is up
in a building with binoculars watching us and radioing down
to George. Hey, George, can you go check that up?
Can you go check that highlander?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
It was a skinnier guy with woman danglers. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Uh, it looked like they scan the QR code. But
I know it's a range rover, but definitely not a
range rover. But I don't have a payment coming through
for the second.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I'm eating my hamber. George, are you there. I'm not
too worried. I'm not too worried about it. I just
got peg leg porker barbecue.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Hey, George there, Yeah, I'm at Margaritaville.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Sorry, anyway, did you say it was a big ordeal? No?
I said I got a big gulp.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
No, I said I got a big girl, and I
was like, one of the odds. She goes, I can't,
I'm too worried about it. She goes, They won't toe us,
will they? She goes, I say, no, what are they
gonna do? Give us a ticket? She goes, yeah, but
that ticket's going to be more than it costs us
to park here. And she goes, maybe maybe if I
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pay and then the time runs out, I can just
add time to it.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
At the end.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I'm like, or that thirty minutes. At the end, they're
not out here at ten o'clock at night checking the
damn meters.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Love that. I'm not the only one worried about.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
But they're not gonna come out here at ten o'clock
to check the meters. They don't have time for that.
That's what they're in before. No, they live for the
middle of the day. They're not working overtime till two
am to make sure you're parking right.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
But they love to make an hour and a half
window two hours so they can get the people that
try to cut the corners. You are America.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Also, I thought, I wonder if they pray on people
that go to shows they wait till show night when
they know an event is going on.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Or friends eating lunch at peg Leg Porker during the
twelve to one window.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
So I was like, just whatever, you want to do
whatever makes you happy, do it.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
How much was it right? Ended up being forty four dollars.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
I told you seven dollars and fifty cents. And when
she did the three hours, I guess there's fees whatever.
And it said we will text you when your time's
running out up. If you need to add more time,
you will be able to do it from your phone.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Then she goes, we don't have to worry about it.
They'll text us and don't worry.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
We were out and the time was about to expire
and we had eight minutes left, and she's like, we
gotta go, we gotta go.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I was like, we're okay.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
We were talking to Pitts, we were talking to Kevin,
we were just chatting about the show. And she's like,
all right, we only have eight minutes left on parking.
I'm like, it's right there. I know, but I don't
want to have to pay more for the parking. I said,
you're not gonna have to pay more. We're already out
of the show. They are not going to come in
the next nine minutes and give us a ticket.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
If I would have been there, me and your wife
would have already been into vehicles doing what going to
get them so that we don't get toted and boded. Yeah,
but that balet line, oh my god, there was a
ton of people waiting for valet. That's when you slept
in the twenty So then it.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Costs you sixty four dollars a balat just to go
to certain day.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
So lea no, thank you, wife, and I watched a
block and a half in the car out of there.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
No traffic, the didn't have to worry about waiting. It
was simple parking. Salved thought the app was simple.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Wait till you go downtown and they take a picture
of your license plate a bunch of cockss dude, And
then you get a text and says, hey we got
your license plate.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
You've already paid. What I get a parking lot? I
get a text, Now drive into a parking lot and
I'll be like, hey, welcome back. You just entered so
and so so parking lot.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
And I'm like what the Oh they doubled got us
one time, because then I went and paid on a
QR code, but they already had Baser's license plate, so
we double paid and there was no way to get
a refund. And I'm still gonna get that back from
the city. I gotta figure out how.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
And now they have signs up. If you don't pay
your parking ticket within seventy two hours, they add late fee.
I'm like, this is a racket. Seventy two hours, man,
I'm busy. What if I forget?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
And you know the lady down there, We went and
talked to her. She's had a million complaints already. She
just acts like, Oh, you're the first one that's ever
happened to you. No, No, it's everybody. You got a truck,
your wife drives it, you drive it, you both come
into a garage, it scans one of them, then you pay,
it's gonna scan another one. What if baser got a
new license plate? Because I actually think that's what happened,
and then it double charged us. Damn don't know how
that's possible. What it happened to us?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Let's take a break.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Have we taken all our breaks? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
We're taking our two breaks?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Dude? Why?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I was just wondering you ready to go?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
It's the weird part of the year where there's no sports.
I get. We talked to him run derby. That's fun
and cute and fun and cute, but there's no right now.
It's still waiting for college football. I got me and
Justin talking about I said, hey, man, I see the
Ohio State as the number one running back class in
the world right now because I got Travon Martin and
they got that Dracuna is done.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I don't think his name is Travion Martin.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Travion Henderson.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Damn, It's okay.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
And then they got the Judkins kid from Ole, Miss
oh that kid racked up a hunter against Georgia. So
Ohio State has the number one running back class. They
got Will Howard. So this is the stuff me and
Justin talked about. Oh, Will Howard's Kansas State. Yeah, and
he is a Heisman front runner. So we seriously yep.
So we think, oh, he's not gonna get enough passing
(35:44):
yards though he's gonna get the rushing. He's gonna get
the I don't know, the buddy passes. He just doesn't
do deep yardage. Maybe that was Kansas State offense. But
we think Ohio State.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
They're gonna win it all.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
There are the top three teams.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
It will but this is the first year twelve team playoff. Man,
so the regular season it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
You see, there's ME home games. Now there's twelve teams,
so it's not all Rose Bowl, Orange Bowl. They're gonna start.
If you're a favorite, maybe there's ME home games.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
That's fine by me. I'm indy.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
The regular season has already lost its luster to me
because you're gonna get three or four teams from that CEC.
You're gonna get uh probably two or three teams from the.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Big ten that's seven.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
You're gonna get two from the ACC nine, one from
the Big twelve ten, and then two other ram I
mean it's that you're gonna have fours lost teams in
the freaking playoffs. Then don't watch it. I won't because
O hi is that last game of the year. Ohio
State Michigan. Guess what, it won't matter because they're both
(36:47):
in the playoff. Congratulations, last sere ruined it, Ohio State Michigan.
We were watching it at Gars.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, and who won?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Well, I do remember Marv Harrison were his high heels
in perse to the game. Ohio State lost the last
second Michigan one, yes, and that was exciting. You know,
I'm saying we're not going to have that memory this year.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Well, you can watch the game, but it's like, Okay,
Michigan loss, but guess what, they're still in the playoff.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yay. I get what you're saying. But it's a fun
sport to watch. I mean, I had buddies. Danny was
watching Uruguay and oh he was watching Uruguay in Columbia, Columbia.
He was out of a sports bar and it was
two hundred dudes in his chick. I said, for love
of God, get out of there before she gets touched.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Why would you not be?
Speaker 3 (37:26):
I mean, dude, Spain England this Sunday, it's gonna be phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah. I've just never been the biggest soccer gay. But
yet now I got justin talking to me about the
Scottish Open. I said, lad, hold.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
On, here's the problem.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
I hate listen. I love the golf. I liked that
the British Open is next weekend. The problem is you
wake up and the round's already over start at one am.
It's perfect for me, Like the round is literally over.
You get up and you're like, oh, Rory shot minus
five today. It's like, how was I I mean, I
didn't even get to see a shot of it because
it was already over by the time we were away.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah. I texted Justin. I said, hey, man, you're gonna
want to bet Matsuyama. No, I said, somebody else. I
said during the Scottish Open, I said, but before you
go to bed, bet it because it starts at one am.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Like, I'm like, wow, that's exciting. But oh the round
was already over.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah, it's tough overseas and that was That's also with
the soccer whenever there's the World Cup or.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
The Olympics coming up. I mean, all the races are
like when we're asleep, right, I don't know or is
it Primetime going to be live.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
We're gonna be screwed up with it. It's gonna be
where you look on your phone. You'll be able to
get who wins. If you watch on TV, that'll be
tape delay.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Okay, go see that's rough. How do you avoid who
won the race all day? Because everything splashes boom boom,
boom boom, throws the results at you.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
You can't you know what you do? Throw your phone
in the river?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah, yeah, Ray, this is a segment we had nothing
to talk about No.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
I mean, listen, I didn't ring my computer. My computer
was dead. I didn't have the charger and so I
was gonna read some emails and I don't have it.
I saw im, so I apologize. But I saw some
positive feedback on the Facebook page from Sean Martinez. Thanks Shan,
shout out dud. I mean, yeah, what do you saying?
He said it must be.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Killing Ray and Lunchbox that the other guys are doing
a real sports podcast and they don't do crap.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
I'm like, okay. He was like, I mean, if you're
a real sports podcast, you do what the other sports
podcast does and travels to all these places and interviews
real athletes and real coaches, where Lunchbox and Ray they
don't do any of that. True, they must be losing
sleep at night. I was like, thanks for the positive feedback, man.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Uh, Hawk to a girl, she's apparently in our backyard.
That's gonna be while they travel the country and interview people.
We need to interview Hawk Tua Haka.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
The only problem is that she's getting like thirty thousand
in appearance and I don't have thirty thousand to pay her.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
She's doing it perfect. Who she cried at her appearance.
Just what do you mean she cried? Was that some
bikini contest? And they said she was crying because she
was so happy that she got paid thirty thousand for it.
She's doing all the right things and the real she
didn't have social media before this. I mean, she's just
we were America was dying for a moment like this,
and we were on Broadway doing our stupid ass march messin.
(40:19):
Hey man, are you bros be here for the basketball
or the beers? And right in our back door we
had hawk toa and we missed on it. We had
them by the hook and we missed them by that much.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Now she came about three months after the whole march messin, and.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Now people are down on Broadway doing these interviews. I
saw some other guys trying to do the sexual angle,
Hey are you gonna be a HOWK two? And some
girls like doing the double glock block, Like, guys that
that's not gonna go viral.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
That's like you can't force it. Yeah, I mean, here's
a we can force it.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
That was my point. You and me go down there
and we try to find the next hawk TOA.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Yeah, I used to do drunk trivia. Guess what, it
doesn't happen. I've done it for plenty of times. Maybe
I'm asking the wrong questions. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
What if you're the first hawk to a guy, I
fake interview you and I'm like, hey, man, what's your
favorite position? And you go hawk two on that hawk
two on that thing?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
It's not bad.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
We need to come up with the next viral moment
because this one we had it by the neck and
we rested buy that much. What is the Dennis Green thing?
We let him off the hook.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
We let him off the hook. You want to crown
their ass? Crown their ass? Go ahead, Are they are
who we thought they are?
Speaker 1 (41:33):
And we let him off the hook?
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Go ahead and crown their ass.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Let him take the damn field.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
We had them. We let him off the hook. That's
a good speech. You know he was talking about bears,
Bears correct, Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Yeah bears. I was gonna bet Jade. You guys don't
like when we talk betting, But you know what, get
back in your big rig and go to a damn stripper.
She wants to hear your problems, not us. I was
gonna bet Caleb Williams Rookie of the Year. He's the
favorite mins like two hundred. Now he's plus one sixty.
I was gonna bet Jade Daniels six hundred. I looked
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at the receivers. He's basically just got your boy, Terry McLaurin.
Terry mclaurin's so good, I know. But then who's the
other wide receiver they got? They got another good one.
It's a no, it's you guys who got no guy
from Washington.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
They got Dotson. Okay, I think Johan Dotson.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
But you guys got the in Keenan Allen and the
guy from Washington. We got something from Washington.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Boston, dude. The pennix was thrown to All.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Year Washington, to College Washington, the College Yes, Romeosia.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
And then you got the running back Swifty.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
There, DeAndre Swift. So you got Cole commit.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
You can't compete with that. You got DJ Moore. Yeah,
that Rookie of the Year, unless you're gonna take a
big time flyer, probably is gonna be Caleb Williams. Uh.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
One thing that is entering over on the Facebook page,
Taylor Caraway is putting together a parlay. He wants to
parlay all the division winners. So he's putting a pull
up and letting people vote on which team is gonna
win the division each division, and then he's gonna parlay
all those teams into a one ticket. But here's the thing.
Everybody's voting for the favorite. Everybody voted for the Lions.
(43:22):
Everybody voted for the Texans. Everybody vote. Guys, someone that
is the favorite is not going to win the division.
You have to understand that point. You, I like, the
Buccaneers are the favorite, and they voted the Buccaneers. Guys,
it's not gonna be the Buccaneers. The Falcons will win
the division. Falcons are gonna win that division.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
SATs. Yeah, I don't know that much about that one
because I don't think the Bucks are that good. Yeah,
I haven't. I haven't done Bucks football since Brady Man. Yeah,
rest in peace, Antonio Brown Furs see yup, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I haven't heard from a while. All Right, this is
a bad pod. That was my bad.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
I was ill prepared. I thought protection and no protection
would be a little bit better. But it's all right,
it's on me. Happens.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
It'll probably be our most of you. That's how it works.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Yeah you think't you all like this podcast? Probably not,
it's not a real sports podcast.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
No, they do.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
But you know who we should start interviewing?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Say it? But I know the next growing thing in
podcast world is.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
We should go out to like the rec volleyball games
that I you know, like, and we should interview them.
They're athletes. This guy wants us to interview more athletes.
Tell us to go out to real sporting events.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
I wanted to say that bickball players the next big
thing in podcasts, tell me women's sports. I got an
email today from podcast Insider. It said, the next massive
thing to climb onto females. I already do that, Arnold
has to go. I already climb on female. Yeah, yeah,
all right, we sold. Oh I just did the fake
(45:03):
laugh again.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
That's okay, your fake laughe is funny. Dude.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
That was bad.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
That was bad. I'm sorry that happens. Man, tell you
what our day tour? Oh man, not our day, Not
our day, dude.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
It sucks man that we missed out on that.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
I'm not really worried about it because guess what that
person they did it No one knows who he is,
but we.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Would have been more known now. The reason we missed
on it is because we were doing March mess And
think about it. We did March messin in March. We
gave up on the YouTube channel and that's when it happened.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
No, I didn't give up on the YouTube. I've been
saying every day, man, we need to do a YouTube,
and you are. I was like, man, now we.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Don't take two to tango.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Exactly what I said.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
We were down there at Fifth and B and I said,
March Messing. We went down there again, didn't We didn't
film something. You had the idea, You go, hey, we
need to go down there and ask people if they
heard of the podcast. That was a good idea.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
No, say, oh, man, so give us some feedback on
the sore losers.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
And then they're like what And then I said, I
always have been telling you, hey, man, we need to
go to Broadway and do interviews. So the months that
we didn't do it on the street, that we do
it on the biggest viral moment in the last ten
years pops off. That's on us.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
It's in our backyard, man.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
And then make it even worse. Bryson deshambo is walking
down Broadway with the US Open Trophy, and our dumb assay,
how much coverage we get to that all it would
have taken. How much coverage is that? I used to
go down there with a camera fifty thousand views and
our dumb asses are at home. I'm in the country,
probably sucking off an udder, and you're at your house.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
I'm on the teat. Yeah, I was getting some milk
out of the tea.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
It's not that we're having to go to another country.
We're having to go to another city to do this. Bro,
this is on the street in our town and we're
missleer lighting them off the huck.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
We let them off the huk. Man, it's on. It's on.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
An apology, I apology. No, the fake laugh is funny.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Oh my god. All right, let's hang up, hang out.
We'll take a break, a break, and we're back, man,
and we're back.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Oh mean, that was bad. I don't know a bad
podcast never dies.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
And let me tell you, I got birthday party this weekend.
I mean, let's go.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
I got so I thought it was gonna be my
first chill out weekend Charleston. In the week before that,
I believe it was c M A fest, Billy came
to town. We threw down god knows how many high
noons and then I did the thing with Ali and
Baser and bj for an entire week. Bro, I just
want to veg out for three days. Baser hits me
one one pm Saturday at family pool party.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
But pool parties are fun. Yeah, I thought we'd go
to the pool too. On Friday, my wife hit me with,
oh uh so and someone's have a playdate.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
They want us to go to the the trampoline park.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
And I'm like, can we just go to the pool.
I just wanna swim. We haven't swim all week. Man,
I'm into the pool all week. But she wants to
go to the trampoline park tonight.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
You know, crowded.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
The trampoline park is gonna be on a Friday night.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Pret damn crowded, right?
Speaker 1 (48:13):
And also he who has the pool though her brother Brent.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Oh so you gotta drive south man, That's.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
What I'm not worried about. The drive.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
I'm just that's a haul man.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
It's just and just think if you had sixty million
going back to that, you could have a driver. You
could have someone drive you everywhere. You could just sit
in the back and relax. That would be amazing.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
But I'm not talking about drinking and driving. No, I'm
not talking about drinking every day to work. I'm not
role playing Mike Gundy.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Or oh god, what a quote, dude, what a quote?
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Like?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Sometimes people like don't know when to shut up. Just
keep your mouth shut. And if you guys don't know
what it is. Oklahoma State head football coach one of
their guys I busted for a duy Ollie Gordon, and
the coach was like, ah, he had four beers at dinner.
He goes, I mean, I can't tell you how many
times I've had one, two, three, four beers at dinner
(49:11):
thousands of time, thousands of times. And like no, at
that point, you just say just keep it generic. Yes,
we've heard about it, we're looking into the situation. We'll
handle it internally in our program. He made a bad decision,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
Not hey, oh, I've had four or five beers a
thousand times in drove. That's not the answer.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
And he tried to get educational on it, and he goes, yeah,
four beers body weight. You gotta think how much he
weighs and weight and how much it oxidizes what.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
I mean, so dumb, so dumb? I fucked out loud.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
But also what is it media days? I mean they
just stick a mic in your face and wait for
you to make a mistake.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
How many other coaches make a mistake?
Speaker 1 (50:02):
None?
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
They're all smart.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
That's why it's dangerous. That's why when these artists come
in here, they're all tight lipped. All Hey, man, how's
your music career been good? I love country radio and
I love country music.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Tell me, so, what what you know? What about what
happened at this point where you, you know, a fan
declimb on stage?
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yeah? I really appreciate my fans.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
What huh?
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Okay, cool, all right, good talk, Thanks for coming in.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Hey, so, uh, I'm gonna tiptoo around this. I saw
you posted on Instagram that did you have a girlfriend? Yep,
I have a girlfriend? Okay, dude, bro, who gives them?
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Like?
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Just talk about your girlfriend? Why did you have a girlfriend? Nice?
You like the opposite sex?
Speaker 3 (50:43):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (50:44):
Have you guys had sex? I mean, these are these
are questions that country artists should be cool with. All right,
I mean, are you a hawk? Tula? I mean, uh,
what did you guys do after the date Hawk Tula.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
You know, yeah, oh sorry, And it wasn't Sean Martinez.
I gave the wrong show. It was Caleb Martinez. He said, Man,
it's got to burn lunchbox and Ray that the guy
that left and Bobby are actually doing a legit sports
podcast and actually go to these huge programs the major
league and college. It's insane, all because Sison Ray Mundo.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Does not know sports.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
I mean, damn man. That's ay, that's good feedback. That's
what we need. No, that's kind of feedback we need.
We really appreciate it. And hey, you know what, next
week we're going on the road. We'll tell you where
next week.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Yeah, to our houses. And it's on me because when
I stop growing up, I'm gonna mike gun me this.
Growing up, thousands of times I would watch baseball with
my dad.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
We got I got a question, when you watch baseball
all the dad?
Speaker 1 (51:46):
Okay, we finally got direct TVs who were able to
watch the Colorado Rockies games. Then there was a couple
of years my dad actually purchased a Sunday ticket, so
we watched football every game on Sundays. But you had
to break that up between church, so you'd miss the
first game home late on a Sunday. Then we had
to go to church at night, so we'd missed the
late games. And we didn't have believe ESPN carried it,
(52:06):
so we never got to watch Sunday night football. So
I missed those games. And then in high school, I dude,
I was so behind in physics and there was another
class that I just wanted to catch up and try
to be smarter. Dude, I quit watching TV. I didn't
watch sports for an entire semester, and I got to
be in physics every night. I would just get on
the table at night, write all my physics stuff, do
(52:27):
all this extra work. Luckily got to be That's kind
of how I got more and more educated. But I
had to give up sports, so I didn't watch it
for all those years. Didn't have cable for when the
Bulls were on their run, but I still heard about
it and learned about it. It's on me, dude, I
might gun died that. I'm sorry thousands of times. Man,
I would not watch games. I've never seen a podcast
(52:51):
that was complete dog shit. And then we pissed it
up at the end. Up brought.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
On in Mario Rivera hurry.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
I just did the fake laugh again. Okay,
All right, come on go.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I mean, we're not giving up on YouTube, dude, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Okay, I know it's been a few months since you
posted on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That was your baby. I can't.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I can't handle it. I can't do YouTube. Watch our youtubes,
Yeah they do. One of them got eight thousand views.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
All right, We're gonna do it live without Arnold. He
is partying on Broadway already this morning. It's a frya wow.
Arnold had an easy week.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I like him doing his own thing for right now.
He's discovering himself.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
He's becoming independent.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
We're gonna do it live. We oh the one, two three,
So losers, what up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It's syson. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the North side of Nashville with Baser.
My wife. Broadway Girl took her to the country, suburbia,
you know, the whole deal. There's a lot of crops
out there. You wouldn't know it, but it's twenty five
minutes from Nashville. It's beautiful. You don't have to go
to the city. You don't have to see the city lights.
You can be a country mouse sometimes. That's what I
chose to do in my life. Lunch over to you.
(01:12):
The question is do you use protection or no protection?
That's the buzzword of the day. That's gonna get some
hits on YouTube. Yeah, that's the question. As an adult,
I've always felt like no protection is the way to go.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You just go in.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
If you get it, you get it. If you don't,
you don't you take your chances as an adult with
no protection.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Then my cousin comes to me and goes, hey, Man,
I need your advice.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Do I use.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Protection or no protection? At home run derby for the
All Star Game?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
There it is, man, and that says a hell of
a setup. I said, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
He goes, me and two of my boys got tickets
in the outfield left field home run derby at the
All Star Game on Monday in Dallas, Texas, Arlington, Texas,
whatever city it's in in Dallas Fort Worth Rangers Ballpark,
So him and two buddies are sitting there during home
(02:14):
run derby. No research, No way, it's Arlington. I just
don't know where the you know, whatever they say, Arlington, Dallas, whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
The game's in America.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
So my question is do you bring a glove? Because
I've always thought, as an adult, you cannot bring a
glove to a baseball game.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Right So anyways, the game is being played on planet Earth,
and you have to bring a glove. You think about it.
Let's say there's twelve guys twelve times you're there's gonna
be over six hundred, four hundred, three hundred and fifty
times twelve times seven divided by two, there's gonna be
over five hundred home runs. You have to bring a glove.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
This is what I'm willing to make it exception there.
You bring a glove. You have to bring a glove.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I went to batting practice at Finway Park last summer
when they were playing the Toronto Blue Jays.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
We went up on top of the green monster.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Kid, I'm coming with you.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It was me, my dad, my uncle Ken, my aunt Kathy,
No batter's box.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
What if everybody that's batter's box just then knew it?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
And my cousin Andrew and we went up on top
of that green monster during batting practice, and when you
watch it on a game, you're like, oh, I would
just stick my hand up and catch it. They are
missiles flying out of the ballpark.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Absolute smoke jobs.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't like the reference to missiles military. A lot
of people with PTSD they are screamers.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I am telling you they are coming their rockets and
I'm like, you know what, I think I'm probably gonna
duck it literally warheads at you. If it lands by me,
then I'll pick it up.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Right. I get you're gonna get in your bunker and
stuff like that. You can't. You don't have time to think.
You got less than two seconds when the ball leaves
the field.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Well, my cousin was like, no, dude, if one comes
near me, I'm gonna catch you with my bare hand
ray friendly fire. And I'm like, dude, shut up, you're
not And honestly, god, dude, one came and he stuck
his hand. I'm trying to catch it.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Whack.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I mean it hit his hand so hard everybody up
there went oh. And he shook it off, picked up
the ball, but not worth it. You bring the glove. Absolutely,
bring the glove.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
The real question is how do they get these tickets.
They bottom stub Hub game time know some of our
partner and sister apps.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
No, they bought them. I guess whenever they went on
sale or whatever. But they just bought them. They bought
three tickets and they are going to Home Run Derby.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Price.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's a great question. I can text and ask, but
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Ray And said, I wanted to ask the question protection
or no.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Jimmy, Well, I mean I was intrigued because he was like, dude,
I know we have this thing about adults not bringing
gloves to baseball games. He goes, do you make an
exception for home run Derby.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Let's be real too, practical, dad, Dude, you can carry
a couple port missiles with it. You got your beers
in the tray. You can carry more with a glove
than you can with your hand. So as a dad,
it's not just for the catching of the baseball. You're
holding diapers. Little Johnny's baseball memorabilia that he got from
the game. I don't know a signature from the mascot
dinger Colorado Rocky's death reference.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Okay, but yeah, oh that little monkey that jumps up
and down. No, that was the Angels.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That was the rally monkey, dude, I got to hit
a billy.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
See if Billy's even considered going to this or if
he's still on that Vegas bender.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh he went to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, he's been in about every city that parties over
the past month, well, including Nashville, excluding Charleston, including Vegas,
including Dallas. I think that's it, Zaza.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Any reason why he's doing this.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, he's getting a divorce.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Oh sorry, well my cousin's not getting divorced. He's happily married.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Bringing a dude. He's bringing two dudes. One of them's
a doctor. Lives in Dallas. Guys, night out, Easy time
to put down about twelve mickeys.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, they're past putting down twelve mickeys. They put down
like four mickeys and they are hung over the next day.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Ray it's the twisties, the ones that are sixteen ounces.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I don't know exactly what they're gonna do. And I
don't think you want to be putting down ten mickeys
during home run derby, because that's how you're well gonna
get pelted with a ball. It's gonna come right at you.
You're not gonna see a slow reaction you got to
be sharp as a tack during home run derby.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
If we're addressing the alcohol, Friday night, when you're to
have ten days to recover, you'll drink one beer and go, oh,
not even really feeling this night with your boys. When
you got school the next day, Oh, don't worry, ten
will go down like that.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's a great point.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's amazing how that happens on Friday night. You have
all nothing to do the next day, and you're like,
I mean, I don't really feel like drinking to night.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh my stomach's bubble.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
But hey, uh, hector, you're in town for what You're
in town for business? Yeah, I'm just in town for
one night.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
You want to grab a drink at like five o'clock. Yeah,
I'll grab one drink with you at five o'clock.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Ten o'clock.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
It's like, wow, man, I may drinks that we had.
Is that number nine or two? I I I gotta
worry more.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That is Buddies in town never fails. Never fails.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You never turned down a happy hour when someone's in
town for a night. Two nights, you go normal night night. Oh,
no way, I can't do that. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Uh that sex sex at sex Ray, you had me
with protection, no protection. That segment we call protection or
no protection. Filibuster.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I'm a filibuster.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
While you go, turn off the YouTube that's going on
YouTube anybody. I wonder if anybody else is going to
the All Star festivities? How much is it to get
into the All Star Game? Can you just buy normal tickets?
I've never even thought about that. I thought it would
be all like corporate sponsors.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It's a lot of people in the area. It's not one.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh my god, they paid a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Oh my god, your friends are rich, rich, Ray, We've
actually we can't get away from money. Ray. Oh it's
hitting us in the face at this point.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Our careers are all blossoming. Oh my, oh my, I
mean hell, Garrett's rich at the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
This is This was not what I was expecting to
see on the ticket price.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Everybody's rich except for Battle of the Box and Kiad.
I'd have been working for nonprofits for ten years.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh Man and.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Little League baseball with the boys and basket.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
He used to work at the Texan Market.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
But he, dude, he probably has the best quality of life. Yeah, maybe,
Oh man, that is tell me the price. It's a
ten segments like the Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Right when you say he's going home run Derby, I thought, okay,
fifty to seventy five dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I was thinking under one hundred.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Right, Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying. Oh yeah,
they just throw him up there. People mind him real
quick sell out.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I mean under a petty cab ride in Chicago.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Exactly ninety freaking dollars. Great back reference. Don't know we're
talking about. Go listen to Wednesday's pod ray with ticket
master fees. Cousin Andrew and his boys.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Paid. Oh my gosh, you still haven't said it, Brot
say it.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Six one hundred dollars per ticket.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm gonna I have no comment. I'm gonna hang up
and listen. That might be the biggest waste of money
since the Clinton administration. Holy crap, he said. That's what
big events cost.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
He said.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
You can get in and sit like along the first
baseline and a third baseline for two hundred dollars a ticket,
he said. But we weren't going just to watch. We
wanted to be in the action.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Take a face to the snobs.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
He said in the action cost you six hundred dollars
a pop.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, yeah, I mean, dude, that was Judge was going
for the home run record when he had beaten Roger
Merrison them it was in the hundreds. It wasn't that much.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He went to one of those games.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I tried to go to one of them, but Baser
wouldn't agree to my idea. I was trying to buy
tickets in the area where Aaron Judge would hit a
home run, and she thought it was a terrible business investment.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I think he went to the game in Arlington when
they played the Rangers. I think we talked about it,
and I think that he hit a home run. But
it was a little bit over from where my cousin
Andrew was sitting. So he will be sitting six hundred
dollars seats left field trying to catch baseballs.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's me a lot of them coming. I don't even
know who's in the home run derby Ray. You know what,
There's never been more balls flying at somebody's face since
I don't know College.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
No, since Monica Lewinsky. I know pin alan dude, So
pin Alonzo's in it right.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I'm fully invested in the home run leader at the
end of the season, and they don't let you do
parlays update them and they don't let you do parlays
since you're already betting MLBA. So I I haven't touched
the home run Derby, but I do know Gunner Henderson
is in it. Oh he is in it, yes, because
he's one of the top four guys. Anybody else is
judging it. And just like the city of the Home
Run Derby, we also don't know the players of the
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home run Derby.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Do you know the rules of the Home run Derby?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, they actually just changed them. They've changed it. It
is so the ones I bet on last year, I
have no idea what they are.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
So it's there's no bracket. They just do the first
round in the top I think six or eight, No eight,
Maybe the top eight move on or the top four
move on.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Whoever, the four hit the most home runs, they move on.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I like that better, but tougher to bet.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Then you only and you only have two minutes. But
in the first round maximum forty pitches, so you can't
just sit up there and take like if your picture's bad,
you got to swing the bat.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Dude, dude, I love the gunner Henderson's in it because
he's in the home run chase and I don't have
him any money on him, so I hope he really
picks up his swing.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Have about it, Manu and cousin Andrew wanted to update us.
We are also trying to go to the MLB Draft
on Sunday night and some other things on Monday that
will be free, so it evens out where we pay
six hundred when we get access to these other events.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, Barry Bonds, his kid's gonna get drafted, is he?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I have no idea who's getting draft.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I saw the betting odds. There's two guys that are whitworth.
I don't know. There's two guys at the top. What
is it? Is Matt Holliday's kid about to get double drafted?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I think he already got drafted, and then he got
called up to the majors and they said, hey, you're
not quite ready for the majors and they sent him
back down.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
One hit in a weekend doesn't cut it.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
No, not in the weekend, dude. It was like two weeks.
He was up there for like two weeks and got one.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Hit kind of like Boomer. I just had to talk
with him. Oh we have Boomer is still playing bass.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Excuse me, dude.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I told him on the Bobby Bone Show because his
game started at nine am one day and we're all
around the computer watching and I said, hey, Lunchbox and Steve,
we're both watching her bat. Were they really? Yeah, man,
Bobby Bone Show, guys watching her bat? Oh is it
the one I hit to the wall? Yeah, dude, it
was that one. That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Oh, you didn't tell him watched later.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I didn't tell him. You saw the strikeouts and when
he was giving up runs leaking, Like.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
No, shit, I didn't. I didn't see him pitch. You
texted me. He said he's in. He's pitching. Boomer's pitching.
And then I saw his ten to three. Was like, oh,
Boomer must have got rocked.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
And he told me that the video camera, the angle
it was at and the vantage point is just terrible.
He said, those kids were putting in the eighties and
they get to pick. It's a Grand Rapids pool. They're
picking at schools. The biggest schools in all Grand Rapids
were Nigan. He picks out of a mining town of
two hundred people. So he said they had five different
pitchers that threw eighty just absolutely humping it, and their
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batting order was as stacked as the Yankees in nineteen
ninety two, back with Bernie Williams and Paul O'Neill and
Bernie made Off. I will say, just looking at them physically,
they were smaller.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Oh my god, Nigani was so much smaller. They didn't
look as athletic those other guys. They looked a little
bit more athletic.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
It's all the miners, man, they're all bagging these girls
that are shorter.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Why is that it's.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
A mining town. I don't know. Girls don't growl as
tall in mining towns. No, man, they growing bigger Lower Peninsula,
Upper Peninsula, smaller women.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I didn't know that, like bigger women, like smaller women,
but like wider women.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Right correct.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh yeah, damn, that's sad. But yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
So look for my cousin Monday night on the Major
League Baseball home run Derby.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I probably won't even watch, the.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Only reason I will watch is to look for my
cousin because I don't know if I'm just an old man,
and I've said this year to year it's not fun anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't enjoy it. It's fun to bet you want
to high. I don't like the new rules, honestly, that
makes it very I loved it when it was Vlad
Guerrero Junior versus Pee Alonzo. I mean, give me Pee Alonzo.
You know. I loved it when you could see who
he was going against and then you could kind of
predict the next rounds. Dude, this top four, Oh that
is tough. Now they did the top four and then
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then they make a bracket where two people go against
each other. This Gunner Henderson kid, forget it. He will
not be top four. But I'm not betting it. You
don't even know who's in it, So how can you
tell me that he's not going to be top four? Well,
we have zero research into this and zero research department,
so I'm going to pass on it.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, you're right, all right, we'll take a break. We'll
be right back, And I have no idea what we're
gonna talk about, right because I didn't bring my computer.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
So we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
It's alay. You ever just go home from work and
not want to talk and your wife tries to talk
to you. That's this segment.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I listened back to the last podcast. Dude, I gotta
stop doing the fake laugh, and I'm like, a like,
I don't do that in real life. So I don't
know why I do it on the podcast. But that's
just self talk. That's just something I need to change
on the Podcas.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I don't know that you do a fake I don't
notice it. If you do a fake laugh, you laugh
at your own jokes, you laugh.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
At Yeah, it's a phil it's a cut. It fills
space where the space doesn't need to be filled. I
got to realize that there's also truck drivers that they're
filling the space as the tractor drivers. They're filling the
spaces with their laughs. We don't necessarily have to fill
the space as just us.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah. I did see something very sad the other day.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Ray. It was a roadkill.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
No, it was kind of it felt like roadkill, but
it was. We were in the McDonald's. I was, and
I look out in the parking lot and there's two
cars that pull up.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, supersize me.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
And this kid gets out with his backpack and there's
like overnight bag, sleeping bag. I don't know if it's
a sleeping bag, but it looked like it and looks
like his dad gets out.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Of the car. Oh you saw a change over, Yes,
And then out of the other car comes this lady.
Oh my gosh, which is the mom? I would assume
it was the mom ripper and I was just like,
oh man, this is so awkward. I mean, if it
was a Friday night, there you go. Amy said, it's
Friday to Friday.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
No, it was a Sunday afternoon, Sunday afternoon, so maybe
it's uh, Sunday to Sunday.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Different schedule. You're not in that situation. You never got
a divorce.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
No, Luckily, right now I'm not in that situation. Hopefully
I never am in that situation. Hopefully my kids and
my wife stay with me forever so I can not
have to worry about this. But man, the kid hugs
his dad, gives him a kiss.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Mom and dad. Oh, dad was still trying to sneak one.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
No, they didn't really talk. There wasn't really He handed
her like the bag.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
What is in this bag?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Like close?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Probably you know, like whatever? And the bag of cash. Coach,
you saw more than a kid handled.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I saw a kid for sale.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
It's something, and I just did the faith laugh.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
And I was like, man, this is so awkward.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
And the kid goes and gets the car and then
they dad just kind of waves, gets back in his car,
drives away, and the mom gives the kid a big
hug and a kiss on the you know, the head,
top of the head. He gets in the car, and
I'm just like, man, they do that every week or
every other week or every month. I don't know how
they do it or what they do, but man, what
a weird feeling driving to the McDonald's to let your
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kid out to go with the other half.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
And a sleeping bag. Pops doesn't have a blanket and
a couple of pillows.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Maybe it wasn't a sleep bag. Maybe it was the pillow.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Maybe he has a special blanket that he likes to
sleep with. I don't know what it was, but he does.
He packs up his whole life one week, and then
packs up his life the next week, picks up his
packs up his life the next week.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
And I'm like, man, that's a rough.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Rough go, rough go, But you got to think kids
think stupid too. I was jealous a little bit. Not
now I actually understand it. It's amazing to have two
parent household. Dude. The kids that got divorced got two playstates,
got a PlayStation and an N sixty four. They had
the best of both worlds. They got presents thrown at
him left and right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
There were some kids that I went to high school with,
like Billy, Like they're lied by Billy that if their
parents were divorced they got two big houses. And I
was like, dang, they got these two massive houses. And
now I realize, Man, those massive houses were pretty empty.
Now that I think about it, I'm like a lot
of those rooms weren't used because they probably bought the
massive house when they were married, had everybody in there,
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and then half the people leave, half the stuff leaves,
and was like a bunch of empty bedrooms.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
And I realize that now that I'm.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Older, I'm like, damn, they just kept that house and
left those rooms empty.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Very awkward, Dad, How are you and mom doing marriage wise?
Just curious a lot of kids at school have two houses.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Just wondering. Yeah, I didn't think of it as a
bad thing.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Jack said it best, he said, the happiest you damn it.
I already screwed up the quote, No, go ahead. The
richest I was, and the biggest houses I lived in,
the most lonely I ever was just him in a house.
He said, worst feeling ever him in a thirty thousand
square foot house. He said he wouldn't wish it on anybody.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Really.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah, yeah, because he said he wasn't a very good husband.
He said he screwed that up. He said she was
a she was a badass woman, and he screwed it up.
Like he met he he talks about it, and I'm like, damn,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Like and then.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
You think they have this great life, like you say, like,
oh my god, they got this massive house, and you
said he was the loneliest he ever was.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
And that's the thing. It's just money happiness. It's that
who just said it the other day, Eddie. Oh he said,
Oh boy, what did he say? He said he doesn't
want to get He only wants to get rich to
a certain point. You don't want to get sixty million.
I don't want sixty million because then you got you got.
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Muffy's got a netsy business that she wants me to bifcuit,
that she wants me to start, uh, Bazer has got
a hat company that she wants to start in Nashville.
We were actually starting that. We just can't figure out
how to do the machine onto the hats next couple
of years. So, yeah, I don't want sixty million. I
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don't even want thirty million.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Maybe I do want thirty million, but sixties too much.
So there is there is a sixty million too much,
because that's that's excessive to where you really do have
to start giving it away, doling it out. Who am
I giving this cash to?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
You literally don't have to give it to anybody. You
can literally tell everybody, Hey, it's my money. I'm not
giving it to anybody.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I'm not I'm cool, And I just got to think
it in my own personal life. I truly think I'm
happy now, but I would be my happiest with five
hundred thousand more dollars because then I can get the
hot tub. Then I can pave my driveway. Then we
can also pave the slab that the hot tub is
going to go on, build the steps where I'm walking
from the patio TV into the hot tub, get the
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golf cart so I can drive to the course, and
then I'll have leftover, but I would say five hundred
thousand dollars. I'll be the happiest as a clam.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
And you can go to All Star Game and watch
Home Run Derby.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Ray, Do you have any clams when you're no, I can't,
though I would take sixty million tomorrow. Then you don't
have a money guy, though.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Bro, The pressure's sixty million.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
There's no pressure. Do you feel pressure with five hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
But I'm telling you if you got six hundred million
or what do we say? Sixty million? Sorry? Man, numbers
are massive right now that we're talking about Ray. You
got sixty zillion? What are you doing with it? You
don't have a money guy, So you're telling your parents
all of a sudden, dad wants to start back his
carpentry business.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
No, my dad trusts me.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
My dad doesn't. Here's the thing. My dad did c
and see, repair and remodel.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
He wants to revamp.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
No, he doesn't want to revamp. But you know why
because here's what.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
My dad did. This is what my dad did. He
was doing the remodeling business. You know, that's what it
was his job forever that's what he did. And he decided, Man,
I'm gonna retire. I'm done with this. I'm gonna start.
And then him and his brother, Uncle Ken, Andrew's dad,
started flipping houses. And he was like in the attic
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in a house in Austin, Texas, in the middle of
the damn heat one hundred and five degrees, crawling through
the attic, and he had an epiphany.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
And he said, what am I doing?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
He said, this asbestos is making me sneeze.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
No, he said, what am I doing? I retired so
I could spend more time relaxing and more time with
my grandkids. And what did I immediately do? Started flipping
houses with my brother. And now we're in the summer
heat of Austin, Texas, up in the attic with no
ac and I am sixty six years old. And in
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that moment he was sitting there, he said, you know what,
this is my last house. So he crawled back down
out of the attic, went into the living room where
or went into the bathroom where Uncle Ken was tiling
the new bathroom. Sit hour and he said, just so
you know, this is.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
My last house.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Tell you.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
And my uncle Kim was like, really, he goes, Yeah,
why am I doing this? I retired so I could
hang out with my grandkids. And I'm up there in
an attic putting some insulation in. I'm done out of
this house and that was it. He doesn't want to
go back, so I don't have to worry about my
dad calling me for sixty million. Now batter's box on
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their hand, he might call. Yeah, and the flipp and
housees thing isn't where it's at. Your dad missed out.
There's a new thing called tracks. It's a website where
you can buy land. Dude, if you have twenty thirty
thousand sitting I actually need more than that, but for
purposes of the story, dude, buy a piece of land
and sit on it for two years.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Where where can you buy a piece of land? In
freaking sprinkled That place is about to be a megatropolis.
Brew There is six lanes of traffic going east direction,
and just on the other side is a bunch of
rich ranchers that ain't selling damn it. That is how
land goes through the roof. When people say I ain't
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selling get off my damn land. It keeps going up
and up and up, and you can buy in that area,
so you don't even have to do anything. Your dad
was trying to develop something in Austin, Texas. Sure he's
gonna make one hundred k here, but he's working. Dude.
You buy land, you don't do anything to it, and
you just sell it in two years. Nashville, look to
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the suburbs. You're not looking to flip a house in Austin.
You're looking to buy land outside of Nashville. That's chess
we're playing. When people are playing checkers, you go build these,
renovate this, Airbnb and Charleston so some kids can go
suck off twenty beers and eat some pizza late Friday night,
and you make two hundred dollars. No thanks, Buy land
north of town and I'll hang up and I'll listen.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Or you find a city that is about to boom,
do buy.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Ray. I bought us some sand Man. Do you like camels?
Do you know anything?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
No? I think about the people that own parking lots.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I had this conversation with Johan. I do not understand
how they own parking lots. They just make bank because
they charge you outrageous amounts of money to park. And
it's just like Damn, that's where the money's that. Just
own a parking lot, because then you don't have to
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do anything.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
You don't have to do anything. Literally, you put up
a machine and they pay the machine and you get
the money. Dude, there is no maintenance. Hey, it's a
building with no heat, barely any lighting. You draw some
mayonnaise and mustard lines on it and call it a
parking garage. Exact, well, parking lot. You don't need to
do a stack. A parking garage requires maintenance. It's big.
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You have to worry about structural integrity. You have to
worry about cracks in the foundation a parking lot.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
It's literally a slab.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Uh and you there you go park there, put a
couple of handicap stickers.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
There's some handicap spots. Now pay me twenty dollars an hour.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Okay, but you gotta be careful. There is crime the
one next to me when we live downtown me.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
But you're not responsible for it.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I think I saw some guys doing crank out of it.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
One you literally put up.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
We are not responsible for your lost items, so please
hide your valuables, your goods or your bloods, your black boom.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Ray. If it's a pipe, it's mass Like I mean.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
We went to go to Certain Day Sleigh the other night.
They were meted up and I pull up in front
of the venue and they said up and they said Ballet.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I'm like, oh, Valet, Okay, can I pull up? You said,
I'm about to pull up? About to pull up? You
got the kids in the bag?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
No, kids didn't come to Certain Day Sileigh.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
It's in the back horses where it's at the.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Wife and I and I'm like, all right, cool, Ballet,
let's go run down the road.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
This might be our richest podcast yet.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
And I was like, how you knowing?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Man? He goes, good, how are you? I was like,
he goes, you want a Valet? I was like, yeah,
we're here for the Sark Show. He goes, all right,
you're gonna buy valet this piece.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Of and he's like last name was like gibble. I
was like, how much is it? And he was like
it's just forty four?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Last name to park your.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Car because they ride it on a piece of the give.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Them the keys they do the license plate. You got scammed? No,
And I said how much did you say? He goes
forty four give them the kids birth certificates too.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
And I said forty four dollars. He goes yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I said, now we're not valatt. That's a great date.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
So I took a write, drove down a block and
a half, whipped a yuwie parked right there on the street.
Seven dollars fifty cents.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I'd have been worried the whole show. My wife, dude,
let me tell you one min after my own heart,
he was worried about parking.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh my god, ray, oh my dude.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
When I met you guys downtown and we had that
meeting for the Sore Losers Coaches Convention, foreshadowing we're not
having one in twenty twenty five. Why kidding. I just
thought we'd start planning it. Oh we me and your
idude going into that meeting with y'all, I was worried
the entire meeting because I parked in a warehouse district.
I didn't know if it was free parking or if
you get towed and booted.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
My wife we get out of the car and she
goes up to the little QR code scans it.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
It's like, yeah, welcome to the future.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
A dollar fifty per hour max.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Three hours for five dollars in AI bought will jack
you off.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
And we're there and it's six forty five and she
was like, oh no, I don't know if we're going
to be out in time. I don't think this ends
till ten or ten thirty. Smart, I said, Okay, so
you scanned it. If they're around here, they see that
you scanned it, let's just walk.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
We'll go to the lot.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
We'll go in there, have a drink, and we won't
pay until like thirty nine minutes from now. That buys
us thirty.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Minutes, okay, because then it pushes it back right Smart.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
And she's like, well, no, what if they come in
that thirty minutes and see if we haven't paid yet?
I said, what are the odds?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
There we go?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
What are the odds that they're gonna come in that
thirty minutes and check our car? They saw if they're
they're sitting around here, I don't know. I don't know
how this works. If they have people that drive around,
or if they have someone sitting up there they do,
or if they have no I want to know if
they have someone a spotter.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
When we were at peg Leg porker. You don't think
there's a guy circling the block trying to get every
guy at lunch that tries to park there during a
thirty minute window. I'll hang up and I'll listen. I'm
with your wife.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I said, what are the odds that someone is up
in a building with binoculars watching us and radioing down
to George. Hey, George, can you go check that up?
Can you go check that highlander?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
It was a skinnier guy with woman danglers. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Uh, it looked like they scan the QR code. But
I know it's a range rover, but definitely not a
range rover. But I don't have a payment coming through
for the second.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I'm eating my hamber. George, are you there. I'm not
too worried. I'm not too worried about it. I just
got peg leg porker barbecue.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Hey, George there, Yeah, I'm at Margaritaville.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Sorry, anyway, did you say it was a big ordeal? No?
I said I got a big gulp.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
No, I said I got a big girl, and I
was like, one of the odds. She goes, I can't,
I'm too worried about it. She goes, They won't toe us,
will they? She goes, I say, no, what are they
gonna do? Give us a ticket? She goes, yeah, but
that ticket's going to be more than it costs us
to park here. And she goes, maybe maybe if I
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pay and then the time runs out, I can just
add time to it.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
At the end.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I'm like, or that thirty minutes. At the end, they're
not out here at ten o'clock at night checking the
damn meters.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Love that. I'm not the only one worried about.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
But they're not gonna come out here at ten o'clock
to check the meters. They don't have time for that.
That's what they're in before. No, they live for the
middle of the day. They're not working overtime till two
am to make sure you're parking right.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
But they love to make an hour and a half
window two hours so they can get the people that
try to cut the corners. You are America.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Also, I thought, I wonder if they pray on people
that go to shows they wait till show night when
they know an event is going on.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Or friends eating lunch at peg Leg Porker during the
twelve to one window.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
So I was like, just whatever, you want to do
whatever makes you happy, do it.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
How much was it right? Ended up being forty four dollars.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
I told you seven dollars and fifty cents. And when
she did the three hours, I guess there's fees whatever.
And it said we will text you when your time's
running out up. If you need to add more time,
you will be able to do it from your phone.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Then she goes, we don't have to worry about it.
They'll text us and don't worry.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
We were out and the time was about to expire
and we had eight minutes left, and she's like, we
gotta go, we gotta go.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I was like, we're okay.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
We were talking to Pitts, we were talking to Kevin,
we were just chatting about the show. And she's like,
all right, we only have eight minutes left on parking.
I'm like, it's right there. I know, but I don't
want to have to pay more for the parking. I said,
you're not gonna have to pay more. We're already out
of the show. They are not going to come in
the next nine minutes and give us a ticket.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
If I would have been there, me and your wife
would have already been into vehicles doing what going to
get them so that we don't get toted and boded. Yeah,
but that balet line, oh my god, there was a
ton of people waiting for valet. That's when you slept
in the twenty So then it.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Costs you sixty four dollars a balat just to go
to certain day.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
So lea no, thank you, wife, and I watched a
block and a half in the car out of there.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
No traffic, the didn't have to worry about waiting. It
was simple parking. Salved thought the app was simple.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Wait till you go downtown and they take a picture
of your license plate a bunch of cockss dude, And
then you get a text and says, hey we got
your license plate.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
You've already paid. What I get a parking lot? I
get a text, Now drive into a parking lot and
I'll be like, hey, welcome back. You just entered so
and so so parking lot.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
And I'm like what the Oh they doubled got us
one time, because then I went and paid on a
QR code, but they already had Baser's license plate, so
we double paid and there was no way to get
a refund. And I'm still gonna get that back from
the city. I gotta figure out how.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
And now they have signs up. If you don't pay
your parking ticket within seventy two hours, they add late fee.
I'm like, this is a racket. Seventy two hours, man,
I'm busy. What if I forget?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
And you know the lady down there, We went and
talked to her. She's had a million complaints already. She
just acts like, Oh, you're the first one that's ever
happened to you. No, No, it's everybody. You got a truck,
your wife drives it, you drive it, you both come
into a garage, it scans one of them, then you pay,
it's gonna scan another one. What if baser got a
new license plate? Because I actually think that's what happened,
and then it double charged us. Damn don't know how
that's possible. What it happened to us?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Let's take a break.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Have we taken all our breaks? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
We're taking our two breaks?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Dude? Why?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I was just wondering you ready to go?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
It's the weird part of the year where there's no sports.
I get. We talked to him run derby. That's fun
and cute and fun and cute, but there's no right now.
It's still waiting for college football. I got me and
Justin talking about I said, hey, man, I see the
Ohio State as the number one running back class in
the world right now because I got Travon Martin and
they got that Dracuna is done.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I don't think his name is Travion Martin.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Travion Henderson.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Damn, It's okay.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
And then they got the Judkins kid from Ole, Miss
oh that kid racked up a hunter against Georgia. So
Ohio State has the number one running back class. They
got Will Howard. So this is the stuff me and
Justin talked about. Oh, Will Howard's Kansas State. Yeah, and
he is a Heisman front runner. So we seriously yep.
So we think, oh, he's not gonna get enough passing
(35:44):
yards though he's gonna get the rushing. He's gonna get
the I don't know, the buddy passes. He just doesn't
do deep yardage. Maybe that was Kansas State offense. But
we think Ohio State.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
They're gonna win it all.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
There are the top three teams.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
It will but this is the first year twelve team playoff. Man,
so the regular season it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
You see, there's ME home games. Now there's twelve teams,
so it's not all Rose Bowl, Orange Bowl. They're gonna start.
If you're a favorite, maybe there's ME home games.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
That's fine by me. I'm indy.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
The regular season has already lost its luster to me
because you're gonna get three or four teams from that CEC.
You're gonna get uh probably two or three teams from the.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Big ten that's seven.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
You're gonna get two from the ACC nine, one from
the Big twelve ten, and then two other ram I
mean it's that you're gonna have fours lost teams in
the freaking playoffs. Then don't watch it. I won't because
O hi is that last game of the year. Ohio
State Michigan. Guess what, it won't matter because they're both
(36:47):
in the playoff. Congratulations, last sere ruined it, Ohio State Michigan.
We were watching it at Gars.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, and who won?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Well, I do remember Marv Harrison were his high heels
in perse to the game. Ohio State lost the last
second Michigan one, yes, and that was exciting. You know,
I'm saying we're not going to have that memory this year.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Well, you can watch the game, but it's like, Okay,
Michigan loss, but guess what, they're still in the playoff.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yay. I get what you're saying. But it's a fun
sport to watch. I mean, I had buddies. Danny was
watching Uruguay and oh he was watching Uruguay in Columbia, Columbia.
He was out of a sports bar and it was
two hundred dudes in his chick. I said, for love
of God, get out of there before she gets touched.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Why would you not be?
Speaker 3 (37:26):
I mean, dude, Spain England this Sunday, it's gonna be phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah. I've just never been the biggest soccer gay. But
yet now I got justin talking to me about the
Scottish Open. I said, lad, hold.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
On, here's the problem.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
I hate listen. I love the golf. I liked that
the British Open is next weekend. The problem is you
wake up and the round's already over start at one am.
It's perfect for me, Like the round is literally over.
You get up and you're like, oh, Rory shot minus
five today. It's like, how was I I mean, I
didn't even get to see a shot of it because
it was already over by the time we were away.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah. I texted Justin. I said, hey, man, you're gonna
want to bet Matsuyama. No, I said, somebody else. I
said during the Scottish Open, I said, but before you
go to bed, bet it because it starts at one am.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Like, I'm like, wow, that's exciting. But oh the round
was already over.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah, it's tough overseas and that was That's also with
the soccer whenever there's the World Cup or.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
The Olympics coming up. I mean, all the races are
like when we're asleep, right, I don't know or is
it Primetime going to be live.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
We're gonna be screwed up with it. It's gonna be
where you look on your phone. You'll be able to
get who wins. If you watch on TV, that'll be
tape delay.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Okay, go see that's rough. How do you avoid who
won the race all day? Because everything splashes boom boom,
boom boom, throws the results at you.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
You can't you know what you do? Throw your phone
in the river?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah, yeah, Ray, this is a segment we had nothing
to talk about No.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
I mean, listen, I didn't ring my computer. My computer
was dead. I didn't have the charger and so I
was gonna read some emails and I don't have it.
I saw im, so I apologize. But I saw some
positive feedback on the Facebook page from Sean Martinez. Thanks Shan,
shout out dud. I mean, yeah, what do you saying?
He said it must be.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Killing Ray and Lunchbox that the other guys are doing
a real sports podcast and they don't do crap.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
I'm like, okay. He was like, I mean, if you're
a real sports podcast, you do what the other sports
podcast does and travels to all these places and interviews
real athletes and real coaches, where Lunchbox and Ray they
don't do any of that. True, they must be losing
sleep at night. I was like, thanks for the positive feedback, man.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Uh, Hawk to a girl, she's apparently in our backyard.
That's gonna be while they travel the country and interview people.
We need to interview Hawk Tua Haka.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
The only problem is that she's getting like thirty thousand
in appearance and I don't have thirty thousand to pay her.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
She's doing it perfect. Who she cried at her appearance.
Just what do you mean she cried? Was that some
bikini contest? And they said she was crying because she
was so happy that she got paid thirty thousand for it.
She's doing all the right things and the real she
didn't have social media before this. I mean, she's just
we were America was dying for a moment like this,
and we were on Broadway doing our stupid ass march messin.
(40:19):
Hey man, are you bros be here for the basketball
or the beers? And right in our back door we
had hawk toa and we missed on it. We had
them by the hook and we missed them by that much.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Now she came about three months after the whole march messin, and.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Now people are down on Broadway doing these interviews. I
saw some other guys trying to do the sexual angle,
Hey are you gonna be a HOWK two? And some
girls like doing the double glock block, Like, guys that
that's not gonna go viral.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
That's like you can't force it. Yeah, I mean, here's
a we can force it.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
That was my point. You and me go down there
and we try to find the next hawk TOA.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Yeah, I used to do drunk trivia. Guess what, it
doesn't happen. I've done it for plenty of times. Maybe
I'm asking the wrong questions. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
What if you're the first hawk to a guy, I
fake interview you and I'm like, hey, man, what's your
favorite position? And you go hawk two on that hawk
two on that thing?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
It's not bad.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
We need to come up with the next viral moment
because this one we had it by the neck and
we rested buy that much. What is the Dennis Green thing?
We let him off the hook.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
We let him off the hook. You want to crown
their ass? Crown their ass? Go ahead, Are they are
who we thought they are?
Speaker 1 (41:33):
And we let him off the hook?
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Go ahead and crown their ass.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Let him take the damn field.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
We had them. We let him off the hook. That's
a good speech. You know he was talking about bears,
Bears correct, Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Yeah bears. I was gonna bet Jade. You guys don't
like when we talk betting, But you know what, get
back in your big rig and go to a damn stripper.
She wants to hear your problems, not us. I was
gonna bet Caleb Williams Rookie of the Year. He's the
favorite mins like two hundred. Now he's plus one sixty.
I was gonna bet Jade Daniels six hundred. I looked
(42:11):
at the receivers. He's basically just got your boy, Terry McLaurin.
Terry mclaurin's so good, I know. But then who's the
other wide receiver they got? They got another good one.
It's a no, it's you guys who got no guy
from Washington.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
They got Dotson. Okay, I think Johan Dotson.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
But you guys got the in Keenan Allen and the
guy from Washington. We got something from Washington.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Boston, dude. The pennix was thrown to All.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Year Washington, to College Washington, the College Yes, Romeosia.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
And then you got the running back Swifty.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
There, DeAndre Swift. So you got Cole commit.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
You can't compete with that. You got DJ Moore. Yeah,
that Rookie of the Year, unless you're gonna take a
big time flyer, probably is gonna be Caleb Williams. Uh.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
One thing that is entering over on the Facebook page,
Taylor Caraway is putting together a parlay. He wants to
parlay all the division winners. So he's putting a pull
up and letting people vote on which team is gonna
win the division each division, and then he's gonna parlay
all those teams into a one ticket. But here's the thing.
Everybody's voting for the favorite. Everybody voted for the Lions.
(43:22):
Everybody voted for the Texans. Everybody vote. Guys, someone that
is the favorite is not going to win the division.
You have to understand that point. You, I like, the
Buccaneers are the favorite, and they voted the Buccaneers. Guys,
it's not gonna be the Buccaneers. The Falcons will win
the division. Falcons are gonna win that division.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
SATs. Yeah, I don't know that much about that one
because I don't think the Bucks are that good. Yeah,
I haven't. I haven't done Bucks football since Brady Man. Yeah,
rest in peace, Antonio Brown Furs see yup, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I haven't heard from a while. All Right, this is
a bad pod. That was my bad.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
I was ill prepared. I thought protection and no protection
would be a little bit better. But it's all right,
it's on me. Happens.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
It'll probably be our most of you. That's how it works.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Yeah you think't you all like this podcast? Probably not,
it's not a real sports podcast.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
No, they do.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
But you know who we should start interviewing?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Say it? But I know the next growing thing in
podcast world is.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
We should go out to like the rec volleyball games
that I you know, like, and we should interview them.
They're athletes. This guy wants us to interview more athletes.
Tell us to go out to real sporting events.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
I wanted to say that bickball players the next big
thing in podcasts, tell me women's sports. I got an
email today from podcast Insider. It said, the next massive
thing to climb onto females. I already do that, Arnold
has to go. I already climb on female. Yeah, yeah,
all right, we sold. Oh I just did the fake
(45:03):
laugh again.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
That's okay, your fake laughe is funny. Dude.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
That was bad.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
That was bad. I'm sorry that happens. Man, tell you
what our day tour? Oh man, not our day, Not
our day, dude.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
It sucks man that we missed out on that.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
I'm not really worried about it because guess what that
person they did it No one knows who he is,
but we.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Would have been more known now. The reason we missed
on it is because we were doing March mess And
think about it. We did March messin in March. We
gave up on the YouTube channel and that's when it happened.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
No, I didn't give up on the YouTube. I've been
saying every day, man, we need to do a YouTube,
and you are. I was like, man, now we.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Don't take two to tango.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Exactly what I said.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
We were down there at Fifth and B and I said,
March Messing. We went down there again, didn't We didn't
film something. You had the idea, You go, hey, we
need to go down there and ask people if they
heard of the podcast. That was a good idea.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
No, say, oh, man, so give us some feedback on
the sore losers.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
And then they're like what And then I said, I
always have been telling you, hey, man, we need to
go to Broadway and do interviews. So the months that
we didn't do it on the street, that we do
it on the biggest viral moment in the last ten
years pops off. That's on us.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
It's in our backyard, man.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
And then make it even worse. Bryson deshambo is walking
down Broadway with the US Open Trophy, and our dumb assay,
how much coverage we get to that all it would
have taken. How much coverage is that? I used to
go down there with a camera fifty thousand views and
our dumb asses are at home. I'm in the country,
probably sucking off an udder, and you're at your house.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
I'm on the teat. Yeah, I was getting some milk
out of the tea.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
It's not that we're having to go to another country.
We're having to go to another city to do this. Bro,
this is on the street in our town and we're
missleer lighting them off the huck.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
We let them off the huk. Man, it's on. It's on.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
An apology, I apology. No, the fake laugh is funny.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Oh my god. All right, let's hang up, hang out.
We'll take a break, a break, and we're back, man,
and we're back.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Oh mean, that was bad. I don't know a bad
podcast never dies.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
And let me tell you, I got birthday party this weekend.
I mean, let's go.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
I got so I thought it was gonna be my
first chill out weekend Charleston. In the week before that,
I believe it was c M A fest, Billy came
to town. We threw down god knows how many high
noons and then I did the thing with Ali and
Baser and bj for an entire week. Bro, I just
want to veg out for three days. Baser hits me
one one pm Saturday at family pool party.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
But pool parties are fun. Yeah, I thought we'd go
to the pool too. On Friday, my wife hit me with,
oh uh so and someone's have a playdate.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
They want us to go to the the trampoline park.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
And I'm like, can we just go to the pool.
I just wanna swim. We haven't swim all week. Man,
I'm into the pool all week. But she wants to
go to the trampoline park tonight.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
You know, crowded.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
The trampoline park is gonna be on a Friday night.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Pret damn crowded, right?
Speaker 1 (48:13):
And also he who has the pool though her brother Brent.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Oh so you gotta drive south man, That's.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
What I'm not worried about. The drive.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
I'm just that's a haul man.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
It's just and just think if you had sixty million
going back to that, you could have a driver. You
could have someone drive you everywhere. You could just sit
in the back and relax. That would be amazing.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
But I'm not talking about drinking and driving. No, I'm
not talking about drinking every day to work. I'm not
role playing Mike Gundy.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Or oh god, what a quote, dude, what a quote?
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Like?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Sometimes people like don't know when to shut up. Just
keep your mouth shut. And if you guys don't know
what it is. Oklahoma State head football coach one of
their guys I busted for a duy Ollie Gordon, and
the coach was like, ah, he had four beers at dinner.
He goes, I mean, I can't tell you how many
times I've had one, two, three, four beers at dinner
(49:11):
thousands of time, thousands of times. And like no, at
that point, you just say just keep it generic. Yes,
we've heard about it, we're looking into the situation. We'll
handle it internally in our program. He made a bad decision,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
Not hey, oh, I've had four or five beers a
thousand times in drove. That's not the answer.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
And he tried to get educational on it, and he goes, yeah,
four beers body weight. You gotta think how much he
weighs and weight and how much it oxidizes what.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
I mean, so dumb, so dumb? I fucked out loud.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
But also what is it media days? I mean they
just stick a mic in your face and wait for
you to make a mistake.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
How many other coaches make a mistake?
Speaker 1 (50:02):
None?
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
They're all smart.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
That's why it's dangerous. That's why when these artists come
in here, they're all tight lipped. All Hey, man, how's
your music career been good? I love country radio and
I love country music.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Tell me, so, what what you know? What about what
happened at this point where you, you know, a fan
declimb on stage?
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yeah? I really appreciate my fans.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
What huh?
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Okay, cool, all right, good talk, Thanks for coming in.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Hey, so, uh, I'm gonna tiptoo around this. I saw
you posted on Instagram that did you have a girlfriend? Yep,
I have a girlfriend? Okay, dude, bro, who gives them?
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Like?
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Just talk about your girlfriend? Why did you have a girlfriend? Nice?
You like the opposite sex?
Speaker 3 (50:43):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (50:44):
Have you guys had sex? I mean, these are these
are questions that country artists should be cool with. All right,
I mean, are you a hawk? Tula? I mean, uh,
what did you guys do after the date Hawk Tula.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
You know, yeah, oh sorry, And it wasn't Sean Martinez.
I gave the wrong show. It was Caleb Martinez. He said, Man,
it's got to burn lunchbox and Ray that the guy
that left and Bobby are actually doing a legit sports
podcast and actually go to these huge programs the major
league and college. It's insane, all because Sison Ray Mundo.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Does not know sports.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
I mean, damn man. That's ay, that's good feedback. That's
what we need. No, that's kind of feedback we need.
We really appreciate it. And hey, you know what, next
week we're going on the road. We'll tell you where
next week.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Yeah, to our houses. And it's on me because when
I stop growing up, I'm gonna mike gun me this.
Growing up, thousands of times I would watch baseball with
my dad.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
We got I got a question, when you watch baseball
all the dad?
Speaker 1 (51:46):
Okay, we finally got direct TVs who were able to
watch the Colorado Rockies games. Then there was a couple
of years my dad actually purchased a Sunday ticket, so
we watched football every game on Sundays. But you had
to break that up between church, so you'd miss the
first game home late on a Sunday. Then we had
to go to church at night, so we'd missed the
late games. And we didn't have believe ESPN carried it,
(52:06):
so we never got to watch Sunday night football. So
I missed those games. And then in high school, I dude,
I was so behind in physics and there was another
class that I just wanted to catch up and try
to be smarter. Dude, I quit watching TV. I didn't
watch sports for an entire semester, and I got to
be in physics every night. I would just get on
the table at night, write all my physics stuff, do
(52:27):
all this extra work. Luckily got to be That's kind
of how I got more and more educated. But I
had to give up sports, so I didn't watch it
for all those years. Didn't have cable for when the
Bulls were on their run, but I still heard about
it and learned about it. It's on me, dude, I
might gun died that. I'm sorry thousands of times. Man,
I would not watch games. I've never seen a podcast
(52:51):
that was complete dog shit. And then we pissed it
up at the end. Up brought.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
On in Mario Rivera hurry.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
I just did the fake laugh again. Okay,
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Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.