Viva Las Vegas

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I'm back. I'm back, dude, and I got my voice.
I don't know how.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I don't know what happened that humidifier that I took
with me it works. That Vegas area usually gets me.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
It all started when a dumbass met another dumbass and
they became the dumb Ass Trio the end.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Duoh oh, I'm not back.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
You sound like crap, dude.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
That Nashville Paulin get you. I've been recovering for a week.
I'm actually on the back end of it.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Really.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, when you fools headed out to Vegas, I've been
sick for five days with Paulin up my nose, an ass.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
That's not good.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I mean, you know who I did not see in Vegas.
I didn't see Arnold in Vegas. And I did see
you that you're doing the house and you got your
phone there, so you got football on your phone and
you're just walking around the house. Are you doing any
work at the house or you just walk around and
look at it?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
No? No, that was just the looking part. But father
in law puts me to work. I'm lifting cinder blocks.
What else do we do? So apparently you save money
on concrete not to get too much in depth. But
if you just throw crap, you just throw a bunch
of dirt, You throw cinder blocks, you throw bricks that
are cutting half. You just throw them in the garage.
And then when you concrete it, you don't have to
pay for all this concrete. Concrete only just fills the

(01:19):
top of it.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
It's genius. So I do a lot of that.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, so you don't do any of that.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Nails or I take nails out, but I'm not trained enough.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
To man because I'm amazed how fast it's come together.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Dude, her dad has some amazing crews. He'll say, ruffer,
I believe they did that in a day. The brick
layers maybe a day. But now it's onto the windows
and the heating and air. Not to bore you guys,
but it takes a little That takes more time. Yeah,
But I mean, do we could technically live in it
without doors, without heating air though it's not ready yet?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think you have walls.
We have walls, well, the outside outside walls. You don't
have inside walls.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
But I mean homeless people, you know what I'm saying.
It's a great point I want to know. Do people
wait until their house is completely finished to live in it?
Or technically could we put up a tent in sleeping
bags and go live in it?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Now you probably could, but most people are normal and
they want to wait for the heat and the air,
and they want to wait for like the floors to
be put in, and they want the insulation in there.
They want all the kitten kaboodle before they sleep in there.
Because I do know that the when I bought my
first house, I bought it and I had no furniture none,

(02:38):
and I went and slept in a sleeping bag on
the floor.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
And that's the funny picture you always see on the
internet where a guy has a camping chair and a
TV and he's watching Red Zone.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I literally had no furniture because I had to buy
furniture because I had like a twin bed because I
was living with my parents and I bought a house
and I was like, man, this I closed on it,
but the furniture didn't come for another couple of days.
Am I gonna wait? Or am I gonna go sleep
on my bedroom floor? Like because it's my house now?
Like I bought this house and you're so excited. So

(03:08):
I literally went there and had a sleeping bag and
slept on the floor.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Those are the moments you remember. It was awesome when
they're most empty and when it's most full. Other than that,
you don't remember any of it.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I remember a lot of it.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I remember just two of them.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I remember my roommate got a girl pregnant, and then
a new roommate moved in, and then he got a
girl pregnant. So I do I remember a lot of
that stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
All right, Well, let's do this intro.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Have we not done the intro?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
No? So I've been playing this drum beat. Not bad.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I thought we already did that.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
I have a frag no.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
But speaking of homeless, you know how you said homeless.
My wife pulls up an article this weekend. You know,
the guy that I bought the sandwich for he's gay.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
I mean, he's he's grown, he's a grown man.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
No, he's been arrested like three hundred times.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
I mean, a lot of these guys go out of
the state.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
But how how crazy is it that I just told
you this story about him, and there's an article about
him being aggressive approaching people for money at the gas
station and at in the parking lot where I saw
him with the subway.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Well, it doesn't shock me that a person that's made
bad decisions is made bad enough decisions to get them arrested.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Three hundred and something times.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
That's pretty oppressive, actually, And she said, I.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Think that's the same guy I saw playing pocket pool
right there on the street with his pants down.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, there's one guy that'll crank it off as you
drive him by.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
And that's who she goes, I think that's the same dude.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I'm like, man, I wonder how many bad decisions I
am from being that.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
A lot, A lot.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I say, a couple. Let's do in, Oh, Arnold coach,
the voice is full?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
What do?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Why? Oh? The look dude?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Three sor loser?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
What up?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Everybody? I'm lunchbox.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I know the most about sports, so I give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
Jay sports genius.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Y'all. It's sis and I'm from the North. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the west side of Nashville.
And if you were following my stories this weekend, I
took a picture and I said, here's your Nashville Paulin report.
And our entire window is yell at him yellow with
dandelion piss.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
That sucks, dude.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
It hit the west side like a tornado. It was
a tornado of dandelions.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'm sorry to hear that, but dude, let me tell you.
We went to Vegas. I'm back.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
It feels great, and I'm just gonna start from the beginning.
So we get there the first night. You always do well,
you always. This is how I want the story. You
want the story, you want the foundation. I told you
the foundation.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Bet here is what people usually do, they go to Vegas.
It was a good time, man, Yeah, had a lot
of fun. I always stays there, leaves there. But you
giving us details, thank you. Proceed.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
So we get there. We check into the room.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Everything was flawless, like there was no problems with the
checking in, the hacking like, everything was good. We saw
a couple of slot machines that were down, but the
lady at the front desk was just like, yeah, everything
is pretty much back to normal. She was real cool,
gives us the keys, walk to the elevators, We go up boom,
put our stuff down, and we're like, we are starving.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
We've got to go eat starving Marvin, and where are
we gonna go eat? Tago Bell hobby Airs.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
How do you get? But you have to get tables
and stuff. It's tough.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, we were just gonna go try to eat at
the bar because we weren't gonna we didn't have a reservation,
so we weren't gonna try to get a table. We
were just gonna go walk in and hopefully someone was
getting up and sit at the bar.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Hobbyers is in Aria in Aria, hand in hand.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
So we're going and then we're walking through the tables
and through the by there's a roulette table and I'm like, hey,
I gotta do the foundation bet when in Rome. So
I take out two.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
One hundred dollars bills out of my wallet and I
say give me one black Chip and Nichols please, And
there's two Roski's sitting there and he was like, They're like, dang,
this guy means business.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
We like this. We like the way he's going at it,
like he's he's ready to go.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Backward hat guy.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, one guy's backward hat.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
And they got a couple of beers and I'm like,
what I don't like is you guys not participating. You
guys are just gonna sit there and watch. You're not
gonna participate. They're like, oh, man, we don't.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Know what we want to do.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
We don't know what we want to do, but we
see you have your mind made up. I'm like, I
do put one hundred dollars chip on red, and then
I put twenty on red, twelve twenty on Red, eighteen
twenty on Black, seventeen twenty on Red, nineteen and twenty
on Red twenty one for a two hundred dollars bet.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Nickel is a five dollars chow.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yes, yes, So here we go. Spin that wheel or
spind that ball.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Right eighteen read eighteen read eighteen.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
The foundation has been set.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
So is that seven hundred and twenty or you just
won the red.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
We won the one hundred dollars on red and the
twenty times thirty five on Red eighteen.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Eight hundred lost one hundred lost.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
So we bet two hundred to win.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Eight fifty ors o.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, but we we you know you lose the eighty
dollars off of the other numbers. So we are set, man,
I am the foundation is set. That's our one bet.
Take those chips.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Let's go. We gotta go eat. So we go and
we sit down.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
It's a dude, it's a great feeling to start that way.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
And you know how smart you look. To the Bruskies, Oh,
they were like that was awesome, dude.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
They were like that was so cool. They're like, you
bet again. I was like, now I'm going to eat.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Man, dude. They're like, just blew their mind. They're like,
you're just leaving, bro, I've even decided what I'm gonna
do right now. Bro, I might just crink one off. Bro.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
They're like, that's it. I was like, yeah, we're out
of here. We went in there and we sit and looking, waiting, waiting.
Oh are you guys getting up? Yeah, okay, we're gonna
stand right here. Don't think we're awkwardly rushing you. But
when you get up, we're gonna go ahead and take
your chair.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
This place is that popular. I've been there before.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Super popular.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
So we sit down, have a couple of margarita's and
have some food and chips and salsa, some guak. Morgan
number two comes down, she joins us. We save her
a chair. She sits down. She doesn't really eat anything.
She eats like half an inch a lotta. She's like, oh,
it's too spicy, so I garbled up her enchilada. No problem,

(09:29):
Well it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Timing's off people with their meals time zone changes.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yes, it's really weird, so whatever, So then you suck
what you can down. A couple of people from the
company happen to show up and they stand behind us
order as a drink, and then we have to go
to something at seven o'clock and I'm like, all right,
well I gotta go. And I start to pay and
some dude with the company is like, wait, you don't
have a company credit card and I'm like no, and
he goes, hey, hey wait, don't charge that yet. And

(09:55):
he goes, let me have that back, and I get
my credit card back. Here here, put it on this,
let's go to you are on a heater. I am like,
this is what everything is about. The night is the
Vegas has treated me so well.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Baby, you couldn't have asked for a better start.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
No, I mean we hit the bet and then the
meal is paid for, like we ran up a big
old bill. And he's like no, no, no wait wait
I got that. I got that.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
This is the Vegas that people dream of this is.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
The kind of trip you want.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
And so my wife's like, oh, you know, I guess
I'll go back to the room and chill a little
bit while you're because she doesn't like to gamble on this.
She didn't gamble by herself. She goes, so, while you're
at the work thing, and then uh, we'll go out
after that. And I said, all right, so we go
to this work like reception thing, then we walk over
to the venue to do some walk through walk.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Through what are you an artist?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, I don't really understand why I needed to do
a walk through. I know how to get through the building,
but whatever they wanted me to do it.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
I'm there for work, Lawrench.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
So I did it, and then I hit up my
wife and I'm like, all right, I'm done with work.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (10:55):
She's like, where's she at? She's at the hotel in
the room, just chilling, like relaxing. And she's like, oh,
I'm already kind of fading.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
That's not the Vegas attitude.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I said, wait a minute, Wait a minute, I said,
you said when I am done that you'll meet up
with me. She goes, yeah, I'm already kind of fading though,
like I've been up in the.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Room for two hours and like faded man, like you know,
like like she's tired, or she's fading, No.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Tired, Like it's nine thirty Vegas time, eleven thirty, our
time away from the kids. She's had two hours to
come down off the high of winning the bet and
going to eat and getting the meal paid for. She's
been in the room where it's nice and quiet.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
She was reading a.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Book and could have left that out of the story.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
No, no, no, she's you know, she's had her glass
of wine on the plane, she had the two margarita's.
So she's coming down off the buzz and she's like,
I think I'm just gonna go to sleep.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
That's a tough mix. I respect it, though.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
And I said, all right, well you go to sleep.
I guess I'm going to meet up with Ginny and Andy.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Are these fake names? No?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
These are real.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
I guess there should be fake names, but the real names.
Didn't think about that. There are friends from Austin. I
met Ginny back at Element nightclub, Fifth and Lavaka. She
was a student at the University of Texas and she
knew the bartender, so her and her friend v would
always come in and get free drinks, and so we
became friends. And then Andy is her husband, and so

(12:19):
they come every year to iHeart in Vegas and we
hang out, we chill, we drink. So I met up
with them. They just got done with their dinner. No,
Andy wasn't in yet. She got done with her dinner.
Genny ate by herself. So we met up at the
She was playing bubble craps.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
That's thank you for changing correcting the recollection of events.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah, so bubble crabs and we're sitting there and we're
hanging out and then Andy shows up finally and he's like, no,
He's like, what's up, dude. I'm like, it's about time
you get here. He's like yeah, flight flight was a
little delayed. And so he'said, I'm gonna just run up
to the room real quick. I'll be right down. And
he came back down and we got a blackjack table.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
What did he go to do? Crankling on?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
No, he had to put his bag. Yeah, he just
got to So we sit down at the blackjack table
and we play for a few hours.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Bye bye ba bye blah bah.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
And I'm up and got those chips stack and stack
and stacked and stacking.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Oh you're still winning.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Still winning, man.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
And then they switch dealers on me, and this lady
comes in and she takes three hands in a row.
They said, crabs, no black jack.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
All right, my ears aren't work.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, the pauling's all in your ears. So I'm like,
all right, you know what, that's three in a row.
This new dealer doesn't seem as nice. I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
It's like, it's like twelve thirty one o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Do you want to try your mister?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
And I was like, I'm all, I'm out. I'm out.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Let me, let me, let me cash out. I'm gonna
go ahead and go to bed. I'm gonna cash out.
So the lady gives me my chips. I make four
hundred bucks, four hundred and twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Dollars at the table.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
The heater continues.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Heater continues. I'm like, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I was like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick
and I'll come back by and say goodbye to you guys.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
You know.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
So I walk over to the bathroom, I take a piss,
and I come out and I'm talking to Andy and
Jenny and I'm like, hey, good night, guys, good night.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'll see you in the morning. All right, this was fun.
Yeah we did. We did a triple kiss.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
It's Vegas, it's Vegas, baby, and we've had some cocktails,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
The cocktail waitress was very good that night. She was
on her game. And then I look up free drinks.
Free drinks, man, free drinks.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Well, I mean if you're gambling, right, And I look
up and I'm like, there's a guy and a girl
walking like through the casino and he's got his arm
around her. And I'm like, man, that sure does like
look like Tim and Sarah. I'm like, is that really
Tim Keller and Sarah gi justel that I went to
high school with.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
There's no way.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Sure as Ll was Holy, Sure as Ll was. Sarah
lived right around the corner for me. We used to
ride together, cross country practice every single.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Day, church shit, Ray eighthan bitters, and I was like,
what in the hell?

Speaker 1 (14:57):
So I get up, like what up? And ah, we're
freaking out because I you know, they you see him
in Vegas randomly.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
I know, but what a pointless interaction. You're never gonna
talk to him again? What do you mean, who gives
a hell what they're doing in their lives?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
She grew up like ten houses down from me.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
When was the last time he saw him?

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Oh, five years ago.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
I would have let him keep walking.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
I'm random doing an airport in Phoenix one time. And
Tim he played basketball at air Force. Okay, okay, Like
so we were friends, but we don't talk all the time,
and so, well, what are you doing here? She just
got promoted at her job. They were having a celebration
in Vegas. The company was for her promotion. Like everybody

(15:40):
they got promoted, they have a year end thing or whatever.
So they just happened to be there and I'm like oh,
And they're like, oh, we're going to bed, and I'm like, oh, well,
and Tim, No, Tim is he's a little buzz right
at this point. He's like, no, how many times do
we see each other in Vegas? We can't go to bed.
I was like, I was going to bed too. No,
he goes, we don't ever see each other in Vegas.
We gotta go. He goes, you play craps? I was like, yeah,

(16:02):
I played craps. He goes, Honey, we're going to the
craps table.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Let's go my kind of guy.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
And she's like no, because in the morning, I'm flying
back to Austin, I Land. I have to pick up
the girls and drive them to Dallas for a soccer tournament.
I can't be staying up all night. It's already one
o'clock in the morning. She's thinking logically, yeah, they have
a nine am flight. She's like, I gotta get some
sleep and he's like, well, all right, well I'm going
and she's like okay.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
So she goes to bed and he's like, let's go.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
So the women are in bed, guys are out.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
So me, Tim, Jenny, Andy, we head to the craps.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
We forgot about Genny and Andy.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah, they got up out of black jack. Once Tim arrived,
Tim and Sarah and they're like, let's go play some craps,
and we go play craps Aria. No, he walked over
to MGM Park because it was fifty dollars a roll
at Ario. It was fifty dollars minimum on the craps
table at Aria, so we said, let's go over to
MGM Park Smart or Park, MGM whatever, it's called.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Fifteen dollars minimum. More our style.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Las Vegas, Vegas lost.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I don't know whatever it was. So Tim picks the
table and I'm gonna tell you what. That was one
of the colder tables I've ever been on. There wasn't
a point hit.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
It was bad, bad, bad, So it just kept going sevens.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah. It was just like, oh, point, all right, here
we go. Let's roll another number.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Point oh, crap out, which is a seven? Right?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah? Seven out, seven out?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
All right?

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Cool, cool, cool, all right, let's roll again. All right,
points eight okay, and then next roll seven out, all right,
cool cool cool.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Oh that is gross.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
But it was so ice cold.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Ginny and Andy they lost about one hundred and fifty, like,
all right, we're going on to bike Jack.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
We're out of here, you know. And I'm like, all right,
cool cool, and I'm like Tim must keep it. He's
like it's gonna get hot. It's gonna get hot. I'm like,
all right, all right.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
He's like, just wait till I get that dice. Wait
till I get that dice. I'm like, all right, I
liquid dice.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Nine. His points are nine nine, nine, all right, cool cool.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
That's not cool.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Nine's tough. Yeah, it's not very good. Next roll okay, Hey,
that's a six. All right, cool, cool, cool, Next roll eleven,
all right, cool cool cool, next roll seven?

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Alright, God.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Tim pulls out another two hundred out of his wallet.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Here go he go.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
He's like, we should just leave, dude, have you.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Given back your four hundred?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Give I was given I'd give him back two fifty.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
At this point of the four hundred of the Black Jazz.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
So then I'm like, all right, cool, cool, cool, here
we go, here we go. All right, here comes me.
I get a point of four, man, not not the best.
Four is not where you want to be.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
That's tough on the cruise though.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Four would hit four. I mean, I'm just like, I
don't like four. But I roll a couple, Roll a couple,
roll a couple. Don't ever hit the four.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Seven out, seven out, alright, alright, And Tim's like, all right, dude.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I gotta go. I can't do this, Like, I gotta
go to bed. I was like, he goes, I've lost
four hundred. I gotta go to bed.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Terrible idea to go out gamble.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
I was like, yeah, Tim, it was your idea. You
picked the table. You're the one that liked this table.
You were like all about it. He's like, all right,
but it's great to see, dude, great to see.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
I was like all right.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Later later he leaves and I was like, all right,
I'm gonna go pee, and I text Genny and Andy.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Where are you guys? AT's two o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
And you're still up though from your original eight hundred?
Big here?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yes, So I lost the four hundred that I at craps.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
I lost it.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
You're right, all gone? So all right? Cool? Saw my Genny?

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Andy?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Where you guys?

Speaker 2 (19:20):
I'll wear a black jackets like, I'm a pee. I'll
be over in a minute. I'll find you. And I
walk over and find him. I'm in, I'm in here
we go two hundred dollars. Let me buy in two hundred.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
You're still at the park.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah, we're MGM park.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Let me start playing, start playing. I won one hand,
lost two hundred, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Like, okay, get out of that.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
I gotta go to bed. I gotta go to bed.
So at two forty five, I went to bed. I
gave the four hundred back from blackjack, and then I
lost two hundred more. So I lost six hundred, but
I was still up because I had won on the roulette,
I was like, all right, it's time to go to bed.
Jenny and Andy were staying out. I was like, you guys,
do you I gotta get out here. This is the

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MGM park. It's kicking my ass.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
And note to self when friends want to go out
late for extra tables and don't do that. And then
also when a table's cold, just get away from it.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, get away.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
When when the girl on the other end of the
drunk ass girl is rolling on the crab's table and
she's hitting the container that contained the dice, you know
what I mean, how they have that little plastic container.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Her rolls were so bad they were hugging the wall.
She hit that damn container twice. Get out and we
still stuck with her. We still stuck them.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
You do it.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
And I'm like and Tim looked at me and goes, hey,
you think we should bet against him? Don't do it, Tim,
And I'm Tim, I'm with you, buddy. I'm like, Tim,
we might we might want to do that, dude, but
we didn't do it. But she hit that damn thing twice,
and I was just like, this is so stupid, so stupid.
So I was like, all right, I'm out, I go
to bed. It was like two forty five.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
In the morning, and that was the first night in Vegas. Man, Wow,
that was the foundation.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Well, I mean that's not Typically the foundation is a
sports parlay. But in your world, yeah, the foundation is
your roulette, big bet. Yes, that's the foundation.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Oh, sports bets, we're gonna get there.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I'm gonna tell you all about my sports bet in
your Texas Bobcats, Texas State Bobcats.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
We'll talk about it right after this.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
No.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Oh, I laid some sports bets down. I laid some
sports bets down.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Why do you have a lisp all of a sudden,
I took.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
A little break and I ate a little snack, and
so there's something in my teeth, and so I was
trying to get it out of my teeth as you
started it up again. So I'm gonna tell you there's
bad beats. There's like, Okay, I probably deserve to lose
that bet, and then there's like, why do I even
bet that game? That was so stupid? Bets?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Well, I bet Texas State minus seventeen against Nevada.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
I mean Nevada has Colan Kaepernick.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
No, they don't have Colin Kaepernick anymore. That was years ago,
and they haven't won a game about a year. They're like,
lost their last thirteen games something like that. They're terrible.
And I check the phone and Texas State is down
seventeen to nothing.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
That game brought you to your knees.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
I said, well, that was stupid to bet that game.
They go to the half seventeen nothing, Nevada. Then I
checked back on it. In the fourth quarter, Texas State
is at that ten yard line. They're up by eleven. Wow,
we need a touchdown.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Baby? Is it on the big screen?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
No, no cyber attack, No, no the bit I'll tell you.
I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
The Aria might have one of the worst sports books
in all of Vegas.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
It's nestled in the back corner. It's got good TVs.
But it's tight.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's tight. Pizza right next to it, pizza right next
to it. But every chair is you have to reserve it.
So if you don't have it, and they have walls,
like so if you're standing there, you just have to
stand up and hold put your hand on the walls. Correct,
And so there's people just standing everywhere. There's nowhere to sit.
They have some little tabletops that reserved, so it's it's

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not a very comfortable. And they have fifty to one
hundred chairs for sports bet for a horse racing that
no one is sitting at. They should knock that out
and make it two rows for people to sit for
the horse races.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yes, and have everything else facing the other way. Open
it up. There's too many walls. It's like it's not
a very good setup.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Honestly, the only memory I have of that sportsbook aria
to only take one minute of your time.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
No, you're good. You can take as many minutes as
you want.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Me and Bazer nine am where they're placing sports bets
because a baseball game was gonna start at nine am.
This is maybe a year ago, and we were at
the Aria. We were in those tight little chairs. You're
talking about me and Bazer sitting there. It's morning. We're
all excited. The guy next to us had a couple bottles,
little airplane bottles next to him, and I looked over
and I said, man starting to drink early. Huh, no response.

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I look a little bit more. He was passed out.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Oh he'd been up all night.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Smash cut. Five seconds later security came had got his
ass out of there because he passed out overnight. Oh
you're not just getting up like us.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
My buddy Garrett, we were at MGM one time and
he had had some beverages and he was nodding off
in the chair as we were watching some football, and
they kept coming up to him, sir, you can't nap here, sir,
you can't nap here, and they'd tap him awake, they'd
tap him away. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, and he'd get up,
get up, and then he'd slowly sir, sir, you can't

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nap here, so.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
And he'd get up and he'd watch about three plays
and then, man, it's rough. It's rough when you're partying
hard in Vegas and you try to just burn the
midnight oil and you try to watch games and then
you're sitting there and you're so relaxed.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
And you've had some alcohol.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
But anyway, so the sports book is not very conducive.
I don't really like their sports book. It's not very open,
it doesn't flow, it's whatever.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
The best one would be stadium swim.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah at Circa would be awesome. I've never sat and
done that there. But it looks amazing.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Either, but it's always fun to just say it.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Uh, Cosmo's new one is pretty good.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
It used to be real small.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Oh, it used to be so tiny, but now they
kind of expanded it. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Oh, I've been there. It's pretty dope.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, trying to think what other one's uh, I mean.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
You got to go with the good old boys. The
Blagio and Caesars are always good.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
They're nice, They're very good. But yeah, So anyway, Texas State,
they're on the ten yard line. There's about three minutes ago.
They punch it in touchdown. They're up eighteen. Let's go.
They were down seventeen to nothing at the half. It
is now thirty five seventeen. I have them minus seventeen.

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We are in the.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Same Marcus represents, Let's.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Go, Bobcats, Eat them up, Cats, Eat them up. Cats.
Then they give up a touchdown with thirty seconds.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
To go, a meaningless back door cover by the Nevada
wolf Pack.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I mean, Texas State held them all second half, but
they had a big completion on that last drive. They
got it down there and they punched it in. Maybe
it was fifty five seconds to go in the game.
But whatever, it doesn't matter. It just matters that they
crushed by dreams, being down seventeen to nothing. Then they
come back and it's thirty five seventeen and make me
feel so ecstatic and like celebratory. And in gambling, you

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never celebrate before you win, because guess what, they will
come and snatch that damn money right out of your freaking.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Ants, fight you in the taint ray.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
So that was my first bad beat of the weekend.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Oh there's another one.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
There's another one, man.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
There had to be. I knew if you did well,
it wasn't going to be the sportsbook because on NFL
it was a weird NFL day.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I went to and on my locks on here I
went two or three. I missed the Cowboys, but I
told you the Lions. I told you the Seattle Seahawks.
I nailed those. I also bet the Bills a Lion.
I bet the Bills. I bet the Dolphins. I bet
I bet the Dolphins.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Those were all blowouts.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Oh, I bet the Dolphins Broncos game over forty seven
and a half.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
You cleared it half half.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
It was over, beautiful, it was over.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Didn't even have a sweat at all, right, I take
that back, dud. Then here's the problem. I took the
Vikings and the Chargers over fifty three.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
That was closed. It was twenty seven to twenty three.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Right, fifty three and a half.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
I believe you missed. I think right?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
No, Ray, Ray, it's twenty eight twenty four Chargers. The
Vikings are at the three yard line, first and goal
at the three. Four minutes to go, five minutes to go, whatever,
six minutes I don't know, And I'm like, okay, incomplete pass.
Madison runs every one yard incomplete pass. Fourth down, kick

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the field goal, kick the field goal.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
All you need to.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Do is kick the field goal for you, but for
no no, because all you you're gonna hold him on defense. Right,
So then all you need is a field goal to
win the game. All you need is a field goal
to win the game. Yeah, and they go for it
incomplete pass.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Damn it? What is this? What is the What does
the book tell you to do on that?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Damn it?

Speaker 3 (28:43):
I won't know what the expert book says. It probably
says go for it.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
So then the Chargers get the ball, and thank god,
the Chargers have the dumbest head coach in the history
of football novel. No Brandon Staley or whatever, I think
that's his name. God, he might be the biggest dumbass ever.
And I don't know how he is still employed, is
the I mean last year he would always go for

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it on fourth down.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
He thought he was so cute, go for it on
fourth down. Woo cost his team games. They are up
by five or four, right, they're up four, yeah, with
two minutes three minutes ago, on their own twenty nine
yard line, fourth and one. The dumb ass goes for it.

(29:31):
He goes for it.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Edded out in my cloth.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
All he has to do is put it. The fightings
have like one time out left, that's it.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Maybe you just want to end the game.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Well I understand that, but you're on your own twenty
nine yard line.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Joshua Kelly up in the middle, stopped stop, he doesn't
get the first down. Like I am back alive.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Baby, we're watching this on the TV or ESPN dot com.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
No, I'm watching it on the TV, thank you. I
am watching it on the TV.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
As I get to the airport, like I'm on the
phone like watching it and I am like, come on,
you mother, getting the airport and it's on the screen.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I'm watching it. Here we go, Here we go, Here
we go.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
I don't care about my flight attendant seat belt.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I don't care about making my flight. I need to
watch the end of this game. The Vikings boom boom,
boom boom. First down to the five or six yard
line and there's like forty seconds to go and they
start huddling. I'm like, no, we'll go, go go and

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oh wait, no, you gotta get a touchdown.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
You're downsy, You're down for Yes, you're down for.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
The fighters down After the yelling at your phone.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
I am going, what are we doing? Why are we huddling?
We don't have any timeouts. Spike Devin Ball are in
the airport.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yes, I say, spike it.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
You like it? Spike person.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I look like a degenerate gambler, exactly what I am.
And I'm going spike it, spike it, spike it.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
What's your wife say? At this point?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
She is she is going to get snacks for the
flight flight Oh the soccer team. Yes, and I'm spike it,
spike it, and they let twenty three seconds run off
the clock.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
I don't know how this one ends. I'm on the
edge of my seat.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
And so with twelve seconds left.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
I'm actually standing, you could.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Literally still spike it and you would still have three
plays to get in the enzieke it. No, they run
a play spike it interception in the end zone.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Kirk Cousins through it.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah, yeah, Oh my god, to be freaking kidding me.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Kirk's gonna do that. He's been doing it since.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
He's like, no, no, no, we had it inside the five yard line.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
We couldn't get in. We got it down to the
four yard line again twice. Yes, we get it down
there and we get zero points and I lose by
a point and a half.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah. That's another bad beat that has just been tallied
as a bad beat.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
I mean, I have never seen. And then after the
game they blamed the crowd for being too loud because
they were so excited when they got the first down
down to the because it was like fourth and two
and they threw it and they got the first down.
The crowd was going crazy, and Kirk Cousins like, I
couldn't hear. Well, guess what, Kirk Cousins, You've been in
this league long enough that you know you can spike
the damn football.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Spike it spike it. Spike it.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
You still have three plays from the four yard line
and you only have twenty seconds.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
You don't need all that time.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Watch game film instead of sitting by the campfire with
your son. God spike the marshmallow and the schmores.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
I was so pissed. I was so pissed.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
You are now free to fly without the country.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
But yeah, I mean that was the bad sports beats.
I did wins with sports bets, but those were the
bad beats. But the other gambling stories that I have
from the week, there wasn't really I mean it was
like a nothing of note.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
It sounds like you guys had so much shit to
go to you can't really get a rhythm.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Oh but I tried to get a rhythm. I joined
a bachelor party on Friday night. Dude, there was a
bachelor party. They were all that, like we get double
with the concert. And I go into Park MGM because
it's right there, and they're all there's a big old
group at a craps table. I'm now, I'm going to
play craps. So my wife goes to get it. I
don't know where she went. And I go to the

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craps table. No she went to the bathroom. That's where
she went. We went to We went to best friends
for dinner after the concert. Then I was like, I'm
gonna hit the craps table. She's like, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom. I'll meet you over.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
There where his best friends at.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
It is park MGM is so good, dude.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
We have tried to go there before and never gone.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Well, it is delicious.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
I am just telling you until you can't try anymore.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
So I walk up and this this this table's rock
and there's all these dudes having a good time.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
So I'm how is it rocket with dudes? Get some
chicks up there?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Well, I didn't realize it, and so I it was awesome.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Forty guys I buy in blah blah blah, and I'm like,
they're like, oh, you're the only one that doesn't know
anybody at this table.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I'm like they I'm like what, and he goes, yeah,
we're all part of a bachelor party.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
I've never been left out there.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
And I'm like, oh, cool man, Like this is awesome.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
So we don't give them.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
So there was like fifteen of them dudes like just
surrounding the table and me, and they were all highs
a kite okay, hi, you know what I mean. Like,
and some of them were there for a work conference
starting on Tuesday. They got there four days early, well
because they had work, they had a work thing. God,
but they made a pact that they would not gamble

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until that Friday when the bachelor party started.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Genius, because otherwise you're gonna blow it all out exactly
what he said, he goes, or else we'd all be
out of it and we would be we'd be hung over,
and we wouldn't want to do the bachelor party.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
So the table was a blast. Did I win any money? No,
but it was fun. We were actually hitting some points.
We were making some money, losing some money, making some money,
losing some money. So it wasn't just all sadness like
the other day at the craps table.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Those are good times when you get those high fives,
you got a couple of hot dice, you lose some.
It sucks you ended up down on that one. Yeah,
but you got that Vegas table. Yes, that's what we
all yearned for. Yes, you got the Vegas vibe, you
got the Vegas fun. That's exactly what you look for.
And then Jenny texts, hey, are you guys still out?
We're like me.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
And Andy they were my friends that were there, and
I was like, yeah, I thought you guys went back
to the room. She goes, yeah, I had to pump
because she just had a baby, so she had to
she had to pump the breast milk.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
You had to crank off John, She.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Had to pray pump out the breast milk. And then
they were coming back now o SI. So they came down.
We played some black jack. Nothing exciting happened. Yes, stop
playing with them. They're ice cold.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
But they're they're good people.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
They're fun. And he's a big old boy too. He's
like six ' four, big monster of a dude interest
and he gets hammered and he's hilarious. He's pretty damn funny.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Worth losing my money right like whenever he like whenever
he loses me.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I hate white people.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
He was just like, but is it he white?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
He's white?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Like it's just like stupid stuff like that, Like it's
and the dealers like like kind of thrown off, you know.
And he's like, yeah, dang, white people, you know what
I mean? Or like you know, things like that, say,
he's really funny. But at the end of the night whatever.
We stayed out till like two thirty in the morning. Great,
nothing exciting Saturday. Like I said, the sports book, I
didn't like it. I hate the are you a sports book?

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Not very good, not very comfortable.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
But that was your hotel, So that's why you're talking
about it. Yeah, because that's why I went there. I
wasn't gonna walk all the way over over a sports book.
Didn't come back because I had work stuff to do,
so I didn't have many hours to just go like
I had a couple hour window where I could go
chill in the sports book. Yeah. So then I watched
the Notre Dame game.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Beautiful Ohio State. It was as I was eating dinner
with the wife. We were and they had it on
a TV like right outside the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
It was musty TV. It was scoring, but was.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Scoring but entertaining game. The only problem is I didn't
get to see the end because of the concert.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
I had to be at the concert home. That was
the part I know, I know, I mean justin the fact,
I mean, Ohio State's on track right now, we go
to the final four or whatever.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
They absolutely are.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
That was the only roadblock. Then they got Michigan in
the final. They can probably lose that thing.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
That's that's a great question.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Bogam Hartman lost the Heisman this weekend. Congratulations, he was
in the runnings. He was easily top three. He's well
out of it.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Hey, Florida State was great game. Great game.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
You must have bet it because I didn't watch it.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I didn't bet it, but I watched it.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
I was up at the house we were working on crap,
so I caught the later game.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
I was so entertaining, dude, it was back and forth overtime.
It was very well played game.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
I don't know if that one was even on YouTube
TV because I couldn't find.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
That it was on like ABC, BRO for NBC one
of those. I think maybe NBC.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
I don't know exactly what channel because I'm watching it
on a bunch of screens.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Well, you can always ask the guy what channel.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
No, I didn't really give a damn what change. My
recap of the weekend was not going to be like, hey,
what channel was that game?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
But there were good games though. There was a lot
of good, gally good college games, really good.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yes, I mean, hey, pen Toonics balled out again. Yeah, yeah,
balled out.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
He's actually the front runner. Now I'd say Caleb Williams
hasn't thrown an interception.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah, but penning Toonics is the front runner for highest
It has to be.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Well, they're gonna play each other and the winner of
that one's probably gonna win it.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
And here's I'm gonna give credit to Texas also.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Texas.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Usually Texas is and plays down unless these little schools
that aren't as good as them. They did it with Wyoming,
then they blew them out in the fourth quarter. They
wrecked shop against Baylor from the start. They said, listen,
we are better than you and we're gonna kick your ass.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
They would have had more points. I wouldn't know. I
didn't have the over anything. But they ended at forty four.
Needed to get to fifty. Live bet, dude. They couldn't
score it. They gave up the fourth scorer. They weren't
even trying to score touchdowns.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, Ginny had over forty seven in that game, or
over forty eight.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah, and they there was a wall apparently that was
on the one or two yard line that they were
It was impossible to penetrate.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yeah, and so Saturday, we go out after Saturday night,
after the concert, and we're gonna head to New York,
New York this time, and we're gonna do some gambling
on foot or taxi. No foot, it's right there. The
arena is right there. It's like a five minute walk,
all right. And so we go to New York, New York,
and I'm gonna tell you what happened right after this.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yeah, So we go to New York, New York and
we walk around.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
We're gonna go play some craps, right all right, here
we go, let's find a craps table.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Hey, you've been playing a lot of crap.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I love me some craps, but you used to love
black jack.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I think there's a new front runner.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
No, no, no, I love craps. It's just about finding a
right table. You can't play craps during the day. It's
a nighttime game.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
But what what is your favorite as of right now?
Craps are black craps? You like craps better than black jack?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, you're with me, right next to uh. The tables
were packed, no room.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
They only had three crafts tables open at New York
New York and then you couldn't There wasn't even a
room to get an elbow in there.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Yeah, and that's what you gotta get to get a wing.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
You gotta gotta get a wing in there, got another
wing in and in your way in and just kind
of like at nothing no.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Room for us. So you're just waiting second.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
So we're gonna I said, you guys decide and we
want to wait, or we're gonna play black jack.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
I gotta go take a piss. This alcohol is running
through me.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
I got a peek, So I go to the pisser
and I come back and they're at a blackjack table.
My wife, Jinny Andy at the blackjack table.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
So I sit down. We played blackjack for a few hours.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Holy crap.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
And I get up some and then all it starts
going down. Then I get back up and then yeah,
and I lose. I'm I'm going big. I'm trying to
bet big, trying to make some money. I lose two
hundred bucks. All right, them out like see you guys play.
I'll stand here. Some girl from Anchorage, Alaska hammered out
of her ass, had never played blackjack there, but she
was having fun playing with us. And so I was like,

(41:01):
all right, I'm gonna sit here. Ooh, that roulette tables
calling my name. Let me go do that same foundation
bet that I had the last time.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Interesting, But this might be the liquor talking here.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah, this might be the liquor talking. You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
I'm my head.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Let me go over here.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
I'm gonna put that hundred on Red twenty on Red
twelve eighteen, Black seventeen, Red nineteen and Red twenty one.
Here we go spins.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Screen.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
All right, coach, but do you ever go back to
that foundation roulette bet?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
That was it? That was that one.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
No, but I'm saying when you go to the casino,
isn't the found.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Your foundation bet? Is that I can do it more
than once every month sometimes if I'm winning. All right,
So I'm like, all right, damn.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
So I go back over there, talk to them for
a little bit, and I'm Mike.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
They call my name again, like that roulette tables looking
at me. It keeps saying, but I'm seeing two of them.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
We're gonna do it, and we're gonna get one of
your numbers. Come put money on us, got.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Put money on us, Honey, I'm hearing a void and
you're talking to me.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Come on, come on, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Don't be scared.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
I go over there and put the hundred on red
and then the numbers hits red, but not one of
my numbers break even. Okay, cool, cool, cool, another spin?

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Oh you did it again?

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Yeah, back to back, Yeah, red again. Not one of
my numbers break even, break even. And the guy there's
some broski's there and they're they're doing mushrooms.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Because I see.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
One guy hand him something down and I look and
he goes, I was just mushrooms, dude, don't worry.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
You seem cool.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
It's like it's nothing bad. I was like, I don't care,
and he goes, I said, I just saw you throw
it plast it under the table, so I was just
looking and give me some of that kermit and he goes,
you know, it's nothing any crazy, and I was like,
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
It's your body. You can put fucking heroin in it.
I don't whatever you want to do.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Man, hey, why don't you frog punch me?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
And his one buddy and a Cowboys hat and a
Dodger's shirt had never done mushrooms before. So this dude's
quizing him, like, what what are you seeing right now?
Are the are the colors all different? Are you feel
like whatever? So third spins red, but not one of
my numbers break even, can't break even? Okay, so we're

(43:30):
gonna do a fourth dime in a row. You're not winning,
no break it even, but you're just staying in the game.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Black four, all right, Well that was fun.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
All right?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
So you lost two hundred on that one?

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, So all right cool.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
So I go over and uh, we're about to leave,
and my wife's get tired, like I'm ready to go
to bed, and Ginny and Andy are ready to go to bed,
and so we walked by a different roulette table.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
And it's like, what are you really gonna say? Leave
without saying goodbye? And I'm like, what'd you say? You
haven't played this table yet? Would you like to play
this table?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
I said, Oh, now that you mentioned it, I kind
of would very and so I might let me do
this real quick. So I put one hundred on red,
and this time I only do ten dollars per number.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Ten on the twelve.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Yeah, the foundation's breaking you're not even going with the
exact money amount.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Ten on eighteen seventeen, nineteen twenty one.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
I put a one dollar chip on the thirty.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
And then Jinny it's like, I don't really like roulette.
I don't know how to play, but here here's one hundred.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
I'll buy in.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
I'll buy in, and she does a little bit, puts
a little bit on Red.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Red nineteen, Red nineteen Red nineteen.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Oh my sea lunch. I told you to play this table.
I wasn't gonna le let you lead without winning. You're right, table,
You're right. Let's bet it again?

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Was Jenny winning?

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Jenny was on Red.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
She was not on Red nineteen though twenty one is
her birthday, so she was on Red twenty one. She
was on her daughter's birthday, her husband's birthday.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
What about the day you first milk? Uh?

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Yeah, the first time she pumped breast milk. I don't
know she's bet that day. So then we I'm like,
let's do it again, let's do it again, back to back.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Here we go, Red twelve, Red twelve, Red twelve, Red twelve.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
So that's sixteen hundred back to back. Well, you didn't
have a year, fuld.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
I had ten. I had ten on there, so it
was three fifty three fifty plus one hundred on red.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
And then we do it again and again and again
we lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, and then.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Block seventeen, block seventeen, block seventeen.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Thank you for being born, kid.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
And they are starting to stack the chips in front
of me.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
What are these all your kid's birthdays? Right?

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Yeah? Seventeen is my wife and my kid first kid's birthday?

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Right? Well, are you doing what you always do when
you yelled.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Yep, I'm come on, rude twenty one. Let's go Kennedy.
Let's go Kennedy. That's my niece.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Let's just do it at my bachelor parties like yelling kids' names,
and you curse their names if they.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Lose, Yes, no doubt about it. And there was two.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
You feel bad if he loses because it's his.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Kid's or my niece or my nephew, you know, or
my niece or nephew. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
We're all yelling out kids days. I mean, but outside
of us, nobody knows what the hell you're doing.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Oh, no one does. I'm yelling these names. They're like,
what the hell you're talking about? Like, what are you
talking about?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
You can see it now, I can see it can
get awkward, you know.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
And then there's two people working the craps table.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
One lady's getting the chips and everything, and the other
guy's spinning the ball and I won, like, you know,
four times, and the pit boss goes, hey, switch it up,
and he was ship and I'm like, whoa, whoa, why
are we switching here? Why are we switching? I'm like,
we're still in boom boom boom.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
You don't want to be stubborn at a craps roulette table.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
And I'm like, I don't know why we're why we're
getting did I say craps?

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Said? I meant roulette? No, I messed it up.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
But so this lady steps up black EIGHTE. I'm like,
all right, that's it. I'm out. I'm out.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
You did this guy's on purpose. You guys brought this
lady in because you know she doesn't know how to
do my number.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
But the thing that's tough is you lost money to
realize it. Yeah, that the switch up was to throw
you off.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
So I was like, all right, I'm out. I'm out,
cash it in, cash it in. Made about a thousand
at the table.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
It's a hall.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
It's a hall, and ror I'm like all right, and
Gennye's like, I'm gonna do a couple more spins. So
we sit there. The next spin Red nineteen.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
That one hurts, that one hurts, That hurt not hurt. Man, Hey, Jenny,
I'm having trouble getting up from this chair. I'm pretty
puckered that that hurt. That hurt.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
I was like, damn, man, I didn't trust that lady.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
But that hurt. But you can't do shit. I could
have what what was that three hundred and fifty more.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Four fifty because I would have had a hundred on
the red. Yeah, all right, it hurt at hurd, but
it's all right. Then Jenny cashes out and we're out
of there.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
We're leaving.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Jenny do good.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Jenny did all right.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
And what's funny is at one point her husband went
to the bathroom and he's gone for like thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
What was he doing?

Speaker 1 (48:37):
And she was like, do you think he got lost?
Because he was pretty drunk, and uh, he comes finally
walking back and goes, no, I didn't just have two
Nathan's hot dogs and a piece of pizza.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
He was gone for half an hours.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
We're like what.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
He goes, Yeah, I went up there geting a hot
dog and uh bought two of them, and I got
this free beer because and I was We were like,
you got a free beer, goes, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
I tipped him twenty.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Bucks, so he gave me a free beer. Okay, okay.
Jenny's like, you didn't give me a hot dog. He goes, Oh,
I did, but I ate it on the way down.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
He goes, he hadn't lived another life for the past
thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
He was like, I was hungry, man. He goes, I
got you one, and then I hate mine. I was like, man,
I'm going hungry and I hate yours. She's like they divorce.
She's like, that's messed up. That's messed up, messed up.
And then so we're walking out and he's like, I
got a pee. So he goes to the bathroom and
Jenny's addicted to gambling, I think, because she was like, oh,
he's not, I'm gonna sit down to this blackjacktail real

(49:42):
quick and play a few hands. So she buys in
and plays like five hands while he's in the pissar.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Here we go. Are you playing again?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
No? No, no no, And she lost her one hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Oh dang it.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
So then we walked back to the ario. We get
some pizza.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Yeah. The old person that can't take five steps was
stopping at a table or slot machine. Sometimes Baser does
that with slots. Them like Baser, for the love of God,
take fifty steps and then we can't stop until you
at least enter one other casino.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
So that's alcohol, man. Alcohol does that to you. And
then when they have now have talking tables, it's just like, wow, Jenny, Jenny,
a cyber attack at this table.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
My promise, I'll be nice to you. Gotcha, give me
that hundred damned dollars. Get out of here, you skank.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Cyber credimals are good.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
So we eat pizza, We say good night, Hey, good trip,
see you guys next time, and we go our elevator.
They go to the elevator. They left at nine am.
We left at noon. I did some NFL bets. I
told you about them, and that was my trip to
Las Vegas.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
So you actually chilled with them a lot. Jenny and Johnny.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
And Andy Andy.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Yeah, and don't forget about Sarah and Tim at the
very beginning to get Sarah and Tim were forgettable though, Yeah,
because Tim made me lose money.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
But you hung out with your friends a lot.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yeah, I mean whenever I had free time, I did.
That's what you do.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
I heard good. But you get invested with your friend
time and then it just seems like a concert gets
thrown in the middle of it. If you're able to
juggle it all, it works out and it's fun, which
it seems like you were.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I mean, it was exhausting, it's hard, but it was
worth it. And uh yeah, So that was my weekend.
And I mean we can talk sports after this. We'll
finally get into the games, but we'll do that right
after this. Ohio State super impressive.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Big boo, m h three the defense.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
That was just an impressive game. I mean it's so fun.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
No doubt their top teams, like I mean, you know
what I mean, Like you worry about it not living
up to the hype.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Well, I mean they almost beat it was It Georgia
last year and their kickers shanked it. Shanked is known
for the shank shank same team.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
A new quarterback, new quarterback.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Quarterbacks dominating right now.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
And let me say that. So the college games were good.
There were there were There was good games, good gambling,
fun stuff. Florida State, damn gritty effort, gritty.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Win in Bama is Bama is who we thought bab No.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Lane Kiffin is who we thought Lane Kiffen was. Lane
Kifvin can't beat a damn good team. Lane Kifvin can't
beat anybody. He's a bunch of talk and hype and
he doesn't win shit. But Alabama looked good.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
I'll tell you what Alabama call in radio show man,
Bama's back to being Bama. Hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Baba ba no, no, roll damn. I did bet Bama.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Well, then you were good because they were six, right.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
They were seven at the time.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
I bet him.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
I got the bad number, but I still won. Yeah,
it was nice to bet them. I just felt like, Bama,
they can't be that bad. And then I'm watching the
first half, I'm like, God, dang it, they are that bad.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
They're not very good.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Because Milrod threw an interception.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Yeah, and I'm like, yeah, threw in the corner of
the end zone. I was like, oh boy, yeah, maybe
Bama is that bad. And then the second half. I
didn't watch the second half because I had something to
do for work, and I look up and I'm like,
they're up ten.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Yeah, let's go Bama. Bama's back. I love you, Nick Saband.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
There's nothing better than checking the old ESPN thinking it
was probably not gonna be good, and then just miracle
two touchdowns.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Yes, it's great. So yeah, and then we go to
the NFL and let me tell you a couple things.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
It was awesome.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Yeah, Jordan Love is really freaking good. I think Jordan
Love is going to be a stud.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Yeah. They barely won.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
They won, they barely won. But some of those throws
he's making, Yeah, he looks confident.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
He looks like he knows what he's doing. He has
a plan, he has a thought process. He goes through
his reads, he drops balls in the bucket.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Was that at without Aaron Jones?

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Without Aaron Jones? The comeback was without Watson? The comeback
was awesome. Some of the plays he made. I am
just like that, dude is good.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Yeah I didn't that wasn't in the quad box, but
it looked I mean.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
I yes, I'm like, damn okay, Jordan Love is a quarterback.
He is a quarterback.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
That's why they went and got him.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Well, that's why they drafted him. That's why they let
him sit and develop, and you know, they didn't rush
him in. And it seems to be working the Packers.
Who was in the Packers for an office? Can we
hire them in Chicago because they seem to know how
to draft quarterbacks. They I mean, they know how to
get these damn quarterbacks and say, all right, you know what,
we have Brett Vahr. But we're gonna go ahead and
be smart and draft his replacement. Aaron Rodgers. Let him

(54:13):
learn for a little bit. Then Aaron Rodgers here, Oh,
we're gonna find this replacement called Jordan Love. We think
he's really good. We're gonna sit him on the bench
for a little bit. The Bears can't find a damn
quarterback to say, They're like.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Dude, which game makes you want to hate your team more?
The Bears losing forty one to ten, it was really
fifteen to nothing or the Titans. If you were taking
shots for every touchdown, the Titans scored, you took zero shots.
If you were taking shots for every touchdown the Dolphins scored,
you probably took twelve and you woke up this morning
with a hangover. But dude, that Titans game makes you
not want to be a Titans fan. It was the

(54:46):
worst iight in the quad box, so I was watching
three other games. It was the worst game I've ever seen.
Every time I watched the Titans, I say they can't
play any worse than this Chargers game was an aberration.
But this last game, dude, that's Titans football. We can't score.
That was Titans football. Okay, that's tits up.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Here's the difference. At Least the Titans have been competitive
the last few years. At least the Titans are. Mike
Rabel is a good head coach, so maybe they're struggling
a little bit. But yeah, they're not gonna be They're
not gonna be amazing. They're not amazing. You're not the
worst team in the NFL. The Chicago Bears are the
worst team in the NFL.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
You were the front page of every newspaper because of
Taylor Swift, but also because of how bad the Bears are.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
They are so bad, and then it did not help
to see Taylor Swift in her red ass lipstick.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
There's good, guys, in Chicago up.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
In that stupid box look seeming so phony and fake,
like she is so into the game and so like, girl,
stop it, Like did anybody else find it very annoying?
And did it seems so fake that she was that
into the game that quick into her relationship with Travis Kelce.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
You're digging too deep into Taylor Swift. But also, I mean,
there's nice boys in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
No, I don't care about who that she's dating. I'm fine,
but they showed her ten times.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
You think Justin Fields and Taylor Swift should suck on
each other's tongues.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
No, I don't care who she's dating, but it just
seemed not genuine her so over the top excitement like
Taylor dude, That's what I'm saying. It's so annoying.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
I actually thought about so. I guess you have to
almost like the game lends itself to that because it
was such a blowout and they played so well. There's
a lot of cheering. There's gonna be a chance.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Yeah, I mean, he's banging on the glass of the sweet.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Bro You ever just think, Oh man, I wish we
were that couple.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
I don't wish I was Taylor and Travis.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Okay, I'm not talking about them, but it I wish
I was a Dolphins fan. I wish I was a
Chiefs fan watching those games. It's a couple theory. Where
not theory, but it's couples. When you say they always
take good vacations. Why are we always stuck in this town?
I wish we could live that couples like I do. Dude,
I wish I could have been a Dolphins fan. You
know how fun it would have been to be a
Chief fan Titans fans. Bro We didn't have one touchdown.

(57:02):
But saying that, that's Taylor going into it, and I
had this question. I mean, if she was just sat
there board, if she was just sat there, how terrible
does that? She knows she's being photographed in videoed and
all that. So going into it, you know you're gonna
be next to the mom. You've got to be energetic.
There you go. Maybe she does one drink, she's jumping

(57:23):
up in the air. It's basically how you had to be.
What is she gonna do? Sit down the whole time?
I I mean, I feel like she could clap, but
I mean we never saw Giselle doing that.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
That's what I mean, like she did it like the
Super Bowl and stuff. This is a regular season game
against the worst team in the NFL. It's not like
they were.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
I bet they have boxes that are tinted, and she knew.
I bet they told her ahead of time. Hey, there's
a box you're it's gonna be front facing. They will
be able to see you. Then she's got the lipstick on,
she's got the jersey. Hey, they had to know it
was gonna be a moment.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
It was gross.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
And I do have that feeling you just said about
I wish I was them.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
I wish I was they.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Were having fun, that the Kansas city was having fun. Man, Miami,
holy shit, those games. My god, Dude, Tyreek Hill jumps
in the crowd. Titans the walls fifteen feet tall, Like
you can't even do a Lamba leap at Titans take the.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Stadium because they can't even get the end zone. Guess
what ze first?

Speaker 3 (58:22):
That that deserves a laugh, right there, coach, Titans can't
do that fun cheers thing because we our walls are
too high. Dude, Titans games suck. Compared to that, the
Dolphins are all their fans were in half. Theirs are
showing their tents. You just had a great game against
the Chargers where you went to overtime. You left early,
so you know I went fun because I had six drinks.
That's why it was fun. You go to a Titans

(58:44):
game stone cold, sober, good luck, good luck, good luck.
If you're gonna have a smile on your I mean
you better have a kid that's loving life. That's gonna
bring you excitement. You ain't going to a Titans game
having fun if you're not shitfaced. And I'll hang up
and listen.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
And that's sad. That's sad.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Dolphins, you getting sun. You got your chick with you,
she's getting sun. You're just taking into Miami days seventy points. Dude,
they were flying touchdown that they weren't even play a defense.
I was watching some dude they actually did right. Mosert
would take off a little bit, they'll get backup. Guy
assert run And there was not a secondary.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
When Sean Payton took that job, it was a dumpster fire.
Last year we made fun of Nathaniel Hackett. He sucks whatever.
My brother and I text each other and said, why
the hell would Sean Payton want to go there?

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Why?

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Just sometimes Why would you stop at a roulette table?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Why do you want to go to what is an
absolute dumpster firing. We're like, oh, maybe he sees it.
They're still an absolute dumster fire.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
They just suck. They suck and.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Here don't know how to find Jerry Judy. Their receivers
never get the balls.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Here's the thing, you get the game of the year
next weekend, the Denver Broncos play the Chicago Bears.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Ha ha, I wouldn't see that game with your eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
You are going to be in for a treat. When
the shitty ash Chicago Bears. I believe we traveled to Denver.
I wouldn't played that game. I wouldn't go to that game.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
If a maintenance worker left the door open and I
could walk into the stadium and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
All this talk about the Chiefs are back, the Chiefs
are back. Guys, pump the brakes. They played the damn Bears.
Everybody looks good against the Bears. Everybody were terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
It was it was twenty four to nothing and then
the homie just uh molds fields one interception. Some of
them are tipped, but it was interception. Anyways, dude, it
wasn't it forty a half. That thing got out of
control fast, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
It was on the airplane.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
I was watching on the airplane and thank god, at
halftime they switched off the game like they said, this
sucks so bad. We're TV said it was even though
they had Taylor Swim, Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelcey must see TV.
They said, this sucks. You know where we're gonna go.
We're gonna go out to Arizona, where the freaking Arizona
Cardinals are punking the shit out of Dallas Cowboys. They

(01:01:12):
are punking the shit out of them. Here's the thing,
Dallas Cowboys, you guys talking about, Oh, we're one of
the best devens of all time. Pump the freaking breaks there,
Pump the breaks. Two weeks you played two crappy ass teams,
the Giants and a Aaron Rodger Lisz New York Jets team.
Then you go to Arizona, who's also terrible, and you

(01:01:34):
got your ass kicked.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Absolutely. They ran left, they ran right, they ran straight
up the middle, They ran all over the Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
They beat the shit out of cowboys. The cowboys couldn't
stop them. They were gashing them. And you're gonna tell me.
Other teams aren't gonna watch that tap and say, oh
they can't stop the run. Guess what we're gonna do.
We're gonna run the freaking rock right down their throat.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Let me say this weekend I had pallen up my nose,
my ass. I couldn't breathe all weekend. I had a
horrible case of the sniffles, the sneezes, coughs turned to
phlem turned blowing my nose. I went through four Kleenex boxes.
At one point. We were at a light store and
I would just grab onto a cloth that was sitting

(01:02:21):
on a table and blow my nose into it. It
didn't matter. I was blowing it. Okay, the weekend sucked.
Valls did well, which made me realize the Valls still
could make the finals if they Bam and Georgia. I don't,
but they still have a chance because they crushed a
little bit, which was good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
They played utsa relax I know, But but the Titans
game sucked.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Ass I was. I was sucking on everything, popsickles, ice cream,
clean nex, suit of bed, cough drops. I sucked it. Okay,
the oh nothing good happened all week and it sucked ass.
But then I turned on the TV at five pm
on Sunday and the Cowboys were losing. Oh my god,

(01:03:03):
and I said, if there's one. Oh, the couple's betting
account went from three point fifty, it's to fifty. It's depleted.
We're onto our final breath on that one. You know what,
you might as well just donate it to a charity,
because it's good as dead. All I could root for
was the Cowboys and my good friend Eddie's team to lose,

(01:03:23):
and they got their ass kicked and it was awesome.
And I watched the third quarter and the fourth quarter
and I toasted a glass of pedia light to the
sky and I said, Fuck the Cowboys. This is the
only thing I could cheer for.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Here's much funny. I was in a conversation with two
of the executives and the aforementioned guy that you just said,
Holy hell standing around at this little happy hour pre
show party.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Did you tell them about the podcast that slipped my
mind ray?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
And they were so up each other's ass about the Cowboys.
They were like, oh my god, this team might be undefeated.
And I'm like, guys, you understand you've had the perfect
schedule starting out, you played the Giants terrible, the Jets, Yeah,
you got lucky. Aaron Rodgers wasn't there, so it makes

(01:04:18):
it that much easier. And they're like, oh my god,
we're just so good, Like, I don't see how we
can lose. Let's relax. And then you've got Arizona this week.
They are setting you up for such an easy schedule
to start and they're like, well, I mean, I don't
think we have a weakness. I mean just look at
our team, you know, top to bottom is the strongest
in the NFL. Like, we don't have one weakness. And

(01:04:40):
I'm like, you guys have played nobody so far. Oh
that's not the reason. That's not the reason. And I'm like,
this is what this is what happens. You can see this.
You think they're unbeatable. Your offense hasn't had to do anything.
Your offense had to do something yesterday. And the Cowboys
offense is in trouble.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Just don't have great offensive staff.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Does their offense scare you?

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
No, Pollard could have been a little scarier for my
fantasy team. Thanks no.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
But what I'm saying is they got down inside the
twenty and they had nothing. They had nothing. They could
do nothing, and I don't. Their offense doesn't really scare you.
It's not like a oh my god. They got a
Tyreek Hill, they got an AJ Brown, they got a
DK metcalf seedee lamb is good. But they didn't have
They don't have anything, nothing explosion like they get inside

(01:05:26):
the twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
It was just stalled.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
They had no creative in their offensive line being hurt.
Dak was having no time. I mean, boom in the backfield, boom.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
In the here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Let's pump the brakes on the Cowboys. People are gonna
take that tape. They're gonna run this way, They're gonna
run that way. It's about to get really hard.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
And four undefeated teams left. You guys can check the tape.
Maybe I said it, maybe I didn't. I said Eagles
last undefeated. After tonight, there will be three undefeated teams
in the NFL already we're whatever three weeks in.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Why who is undefeated? Now? The Fins, Fins, They play
the Bills this coming weekend. That'll be a hell of a.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
And then tonight Eagles Bucks, Eagles Bucks, and then who's
the fourth? Somebody I looked it up. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
You tell me San Francisco forty nine ers.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Oh damn yeah, I always look for the sun.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
My dad, my brother and I we put a bet
on the Saints to be the last undefeated and the
Eagles to be the last undefeated.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
No, no, they even't big show. No no, they had an
easy schedule.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Well so did the Eagles.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
No no, but that damn guy missed the field goal
yesterday they were up seventeen to nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Oh were they undefeated?

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
They were until yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Oh okay, And so all they had to do they
get by them and then they play a bunch of crap.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Yeah, Eagles play the fit, but I believe the Eagles
will be the one Finn's gotta play. I think Bill's coming.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Out the play Bills this coming weekend. So yeah, I
mean it was it was an intense weekend. It was
great the football. But the Cowboys. Here, here's another reason
I'm pissed off at the Cowboys. And I like seeing
the Cowboys lose.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
It's good. It's good for.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Morale for so everybody can calm down, like relax. Comparing
their defense, the eighty five Bears, the best defense of
all time. Shut the stop Monsters of the Midway Ray
one of my eliminators. If you miss in the first
two weeks and you can buy back in for fifty bucks.
So I bought back in and you went Cowboys and

(01:07:14):
I took the damn Cowboys.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
That's a bad beat. I mean from the start, from
the jump Arizona, you knew they were gonna have a
damn good chance of winning there. Yeah, we bought him,
had a money line right out right away. I parlay
fell a ship.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
But I I I was like, oh damn, the Colts
lost or the Colts won, that's a lot of people,
I guarantee. I picked the Ravens. And then the Jaguars
got freaking boat race.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
That was amazing. Titans lose no ground, maybe Colts, And
I said.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Oh man, a lot of people are gonna be eliminated.
I am freaking looking good. And then the Cowboys just
absolutely shit the.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Bed I was.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
They looked terrible. And then I got eliminated. So I'm like,
all right, great, thanks Cowboys was fun. Last Yeah, I'll
see you next year. The Jaguars. You were right on
the Jaguars. We crowned their ass a little too early.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Coming in the one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
The year before, they were like one in six, one
and six and they almost they made the playoffs, and
everybody this year, oh my god, the Jaguars gonna be
so good.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Me included. I put them in the AFC Championship game,
and boy do they look bad.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Good because that's the only chance the Titans got to
win the division.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
I and c J. Stroud look good. He looked good.
He looked good. Let me tell you, I don't know
Bryce Young. Bryce Young hadn't looked that good.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
He looked hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
He looked hurt. He looked like he didn't play hurt.
And then when he played the first two weeks, he
wasn't looking as good as c J. Stroud's looking.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
To c J.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Stroud, maybe looked a little rough. Week one, looked a
little rough, week little rougher, but better Week two. Week three,
he was slinging that rock. He was slinging that rock.
Maybe c J.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Stroud's actually good. I don't know. It's a week to week.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
League where I'm gonna tell you next week he sucks
ass when he throws four interceptions.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
But what I looking pretty damn good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
If you're following along of futures, I told you guys
about inter Miami. They have tough time. That's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
It's tough.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
That's all they needed. They're without Messi and Acababaca. Listen,
inter Miami. Bet them now. I believe it's plus five hundred.
Bet them now. They have six games left. One of
them is a league conference thing. That doesn't matter. It's
confusing as hell. They have six games left, they have
to win two of them. They're five points behind. They

(01:09:38):
need two wins to make the playoffs. Do you believe
in miracles? I told you when it was plus five thousand,
it's now plus five hundred. Inter Miami to win it all,
they would kind of need three wins, but they can
maybe squeeze by with two wins out of six. Two
out of six they played last night they got a tie.

(01:09:59):
That fine.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
And I mean, guys, I don't know what the Jets
are gonna do. They say they're sticking with Zach Wilson.
Their coach came out and said, hey, he is our guy.
We are sticking with him. He gives us the best
chance to win they need if they do a midseason
hard knocks. Please, let's get back in the Jets' locker.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Room because it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Is going to explode. Everybody is already starting to melt down.
Garrett Wilson blowing up on the sidelines saying he's not
getting the ball enough. Everybody, everybody in that locker room
realizes Zach Wilson does not blowing ones. It's not an
NFL quarterback.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
They know it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
But they feel like their hands are tied. They head
can do nothing. They're strapped. They are like, what the
hell do we do? And everybody is losing their shit,
and it's gonna be all as it just keeps blowing
up and they keep losing and losing and losing. It's
gonna be amazing to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
The Church of Latter Day Saints has spoke out and
they said no comment. Oh, no comment. The MILF Association
of America spoke out, no comment for them as well.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Inner Miami. They play Cincinnati, who's good.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
That's a loss.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Charlotte do they have Oh my god, no, they.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
Got easy ones coming up?

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Yeah they do, yeah, uh, because Charlotte's not very good. Oh.
They play Charlotte.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Twice at New York in there maybe at Houston.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
And they play Houston, but that's the US Cup Final.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Yeah, not that one than at New York.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Oh, they played the Chicago Fire.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Okay, we got to get more money in the couple's
betting account. Inner Miami, Inner Miami.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Yeah, but what a good weekend. Man, a great football.
Some teams came back down to Earth. Everybody thinks the
Chiefs are back pumped the Brakes. The Bears are the
worst team in football, which is amazing to say. The
Niners are really good. The Giants they suck too. They're
pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
I don't even know who you're talking about, the San
Francisco Giants or the.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
No the Niners, but the New York Giants are pretty bad.
The Broncos are really bad. I mean, god, but that's
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
We gotta fire our coach is terrible. We just I
don't know if Justin Field sucks or if it's the coaching.
I don't know if it's a combination. The Bears are
so good, they're so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
Justin sentence.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Oh, say he's taking it. Wait, I want to hear
his text. Well, right after this, go ahead, give me us.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
What do you say, Choose one team? These are the
I mean, this is a he just sent me an article.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Choose one team to go to not lose, and I
can't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Two weeks in a row.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
I picked the freaking who did I pick the Broncos?
And then I picked the freaking Cowboys. Thanks a lot, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
All Right sent me an article from ESPN dot com.
It says, choose one team. These are the fourteen teams
with the highest percent chance to make the college football Playoff,
ordered from most to least likely, and the team most
likely is Ohio State fifty nine percent, Oklahoma forty seven percent,
Texas forty four percent. Justin sends me that article and

(01:13:11):
then the next text is thanks. That makes no damn sense.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
No, it doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
I've been He've really hasn't text since Saturday night. I
think he was puckered. He may have had all.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Oh for sure, he's puckered. Yeah, I mean, and let
me tell you, put a ring on it. Took it
to me today, and took it to me in the
Sore Losers Fantasy football League. Trevor Lawrence struggling is really
killing killing my team. But once again, she scored one
hundred put a ring on it, scored one hundred and
twenty nine points. Still has DeAndre swift to go looking

(01:13:43):
like might be the top point scorer for the week.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
In our division that you faced.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
It seems like every week I play the team that
scores the most. Mcdick is the one that scored the
most points. Week one, guess who was playing this guy?

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Yeah, me and Boomer are playing under protest to in
our league, if a team gets a kickoff or punt return,
you get fourteen points for it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
Yeah. And week two I played this absolute bullshit.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Week two, I played the second highest point scorer with
one hundred and forty three points.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
The fighting bean roles. I mean, it's just like it's oh,
it's so annoying. But that's all right. My team is not.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
We're gonna keep grinding. We're gonna figure it out. Who
kicked return, who had it? Who'd you play?

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
We played the worst defense in all of football, the
Denver Broncos. But guess what, the Denver Broncos got him
ten points. Because our league is set up to award
a team double the points if they get a kick
or punt return.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Huh, they should probably have negative points after giving up
seventy many.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
They gave up seventy, but they got a kick return,
so they ended with ten guys.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
That's that's not good. That's that's on the that's on
the commissioner.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
And also it says you should get one point for
every fifty yards. Well, guess what, it was a ninety
nine yard kick return. I will take one point and
then I will take point nine to nine points. But
they the league gave him two points when it should
be since we do decimals from the previous week one
point nine to nine. Damn it. We played this week

(01:15:10):
under protest.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Now the commissioner's office will listen to it. I mean,
seventy points allowed should be negative. I don't know how
the hell that's even whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
We are an idiots. We started Wattle. I could have
swore it said he was in and he got a concussion.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Here we go in the bedroom, Here we go, there
we go, starting Wattle.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
What woman hit Waddle in the head where their.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Ticks because Edward's got hurt? Your boy?

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Yeah, oh yeah, you could owe Marque's brown. Would have
been nice for you. You would have been tied. Yeah,
that's on Boomer God, you would have won the freaking
game because you have two two left and DeAndre Swift
and this guy only has Devonte Smith. You would have
won the damn game if you would have started Marquis Brown.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
That's on the coaching staff. And just like Dion says,
that was a good old fashioned ass kicking.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Hey, what did I tell you? What I tell you?

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
I said, they are going to get absolutely boat raced.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Our firm all confirmed that we were all in on.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
I wish I would have put the biggest bet of
my life.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
You would. You wouldn't even watch the game.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
It was such a no. It was over to the
first quarter.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
That's what I'm saying. You would have won. Yes, of
a craps table view. It wouldn't have been fun.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
No, it's not even exciting. I did bet on it,
but it just a you know, a normal amount. I
was like all week, I said, they're gonna boat race him.
But when I got to that window, I couldn't just
do the biggest bet of my life because I was like, man,
that's just stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Should have I mean, god, did.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
You see the coaches pregame speech. If I would have
been in Vegas and saw him do that, I'd put
a grand.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
On it was it great?

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Oh? He was? I mean just bad mouth and Dion
did you see the duck? No, Oh my god, You'll
never laugh harder. Oregon duck has a cowboy hat on
and sunglasses on, locking Dion and it comes out and
there's a confetti thing, a big old pinata and it
says prime and it's written around a clock, Primetime. And

(01:17:03):
the duck starts beating the shit out of the pinata.
It says primetime, but but his head falls off.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
No, so the.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Duck thinks that he's gonna be identified by Dion and
all these buffalo people. And so the duck then runs
in the tunnel to hide, so his identity isn't revealed. No, dude,
Oregon came to play. And I wish I would have
saw the coaches speech. I would have put a reverse
mortgage on the house on that game.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
That is so awesome. I wish I had seen it.
I wish i'd seen it. I didn't see it. Oh,
here it is, let's see. Uh, there's the clock, there's
the duck. Here he goes boom boom boom. Oh, there
goes is at there goes Oh he's out of here.

(01:17:52):
He's out of here. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
And I bet you the fans don't know who the
duck is either you're supposed to be secretive.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Right, Yeah, that's the thing. I think that's why he
ran off.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Oh my gosh, that's pretty good. He got too into
it that he yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
That's might have audio ready.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
And Prime said get him now, you better get him now.
I don't think there's audio.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
No audio, no audio. Yeah, all right, have a good Monday, guys.
We gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
This one was well way long. Sorry about this detailed
Vegas recap. Yeah, that was it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
We gotta get Oh man, that was fun though.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
When they starts hitting your numbers on Roulette, it's like, wow,
that's a good feeling. I mean, I don't know what
the Bears are gonna do. I don't know if they're
going to fire their coach.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
It's just they look totally unprepared. I mean, justin field
and then he last week he was talking about, oh yeah,
I think I'm being over coach. He's blaming the coaches.
It's like, it's just we gotta be better than that. Boys,
we got to be better than that. It's terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Titans looked like dog shit. I mean, the Jags look terrible.
I don't know what's going on, Oh, there's the audience,

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