September 10, 2025 • 52 mins
In this episode Lunchbox is depressed thanks to losing all hope they can be good and realizing they still suck. Ray tries to explain to Lunchbox that Caleb Williams and the Bears will be okay and not to stress out about one game. Ray turned 40 over the weekend do Ray tries to remember what exactly happened at his birthday party because things got fuzzy after a few drinks. Plus we get an update on BabyBox and BabyBox2's soccer teams that have been busy dominating Nashville you soccer.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Rock. I'm rocking. I'm not on. I'm not on. Oh there,
I am. I just had to turn the headphones up. Yeah,
you're on.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Ah man, you know, I'm so excited to hear about
your birthday party. I'm just but you know what's depressing,
you know, it's really depressing.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
That.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
No, it's not turning forty, right, it's not turning forty.
That's not depressing. Depressing is being forty four years old
and watching your quarterback that you think is this once
in a generational talent, and he sucks. He's just not good,
your high school quarterback. No, Caleb freaking Williams. Everybody was
head over heels, Oh my gosh, he's by far the
(00:44):
number one pick.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Last year and the Bears, with.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Their genius trade with the Carolina Panthers, held the number
one pick in the NFL Draft, and we draft Caleb
Williams out of Oklahoma and the University of Southern California quarterback.
Thank you here he comes.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yay. The dude's a bum. Yes, your polish. He sucks.
He just doesn't have it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I watched Monday night as he sat there and lost
to JJ McCarthy, who had never played in the NFL
before his first NFL start on and it was on
the road at your place, and you couldn't even beat him.
Caleb Williams just doesn't have it. May he get better,
(01:32):
He might get better and he'll be an average quarterback
in this league. But he doesn't have it. And I
don't know how you have it. But when you watch football,
he just doesn't ball out. And I want someone that
balls out. I want someone that says, you know what,
I'm gonna put my nuts in your face and I'm
gonna ball out and we're gonna win this freaking game.
(01:55):
Caleb Williams doesn't have that ball out factor. He doesn't
have it. I don't understand it. I don't know where
you get it. But when you watch, and I understand
it's one game under Ben Johnson, but he had all
last year and he didn't look like he could ball out,
and this year he doesn't ball out. Jaydon Daniels you
(02:17):
watch him and you think at any minute that dude
could ball out. Josh Allen, you watch him. Any second
he balls out, Tom Brady balled out out, Patrick Mahomes
balls out, Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Balls out, Michael panics out, Brock Perdy the last pick
in the draft. He sucked. He balls out. I can't
believe he gets paid as much as he does. He
is so good and that's the difference. He's my height
and he's slow. All he throws his seven yard.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I don't care. Do they win games? Does he take
him all the way to the Super Bowl? Does he
take him to the NFC championship. Caleb william isn't that nah?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Last year?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Like brock Purty, it balls out. I don't understand how
a franchise can be so cursed in not being able
to find a quarterback that is good.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You guys have never been good in our lifetime.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
We went to the Super Bowl with Sexy Rexy Grossman
is what they called him, and Kyle Orton was decent.
But we haven't had a ball out quarterback since Jim McMahon.
That is the last time they had a quarterback that
balled out.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
We still like Sports Talks Chicago. We'll be back. It's
Gram's and Grandpa. We got your breakdown. Ain't seen it
since Jim McMahon. Back after this, No, we looked great.
The first drive, Oh my gosh, Kayleb Williams is a
world beater. He can ball.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
But once we got out of the plays that were
scripted that we went over one hundred times in practice.
Once they were practice game, you know whatever plays that okay,
you just got to come from. He didn't know what
to do. He didn't know how to do it. He
got scared every time he fell. I mean he fell
on the ground more times without being touched than I've
ever seen in my life. And every time he would
(04:09):
check it down to the running back every single time.
And then the one with two minutes and twenty seconds,
when he has a chance to freaking ball out, he
overthrows DJ Moore right there, running left to the pylon
by twenty yards. I mean, I don't even know if
the ball landed on the white in the out of bounds.
(04:30):
He had no chance to catch that ball. Then oh
you think, oh we're about to score. He's running for
the pylon and he just sticks the ball out. He
doesn't run through to the defender. It was a touchdown.
No it wasn't. It was called back and it was
on the one. And then he throw it to Romaduze.
But what if he really if he could ball out out,
put your shoulder down and dive for the freaking pylon.
(04:54):
The dude doesn't have it.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Tell that Di Xavier word that he doesn't have his
shoulder anymore, and I'll hang up and listen. I thought
this Ben Johnson guy. I thought they're all be buddies.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
No, No, he's supposed to be some offensive genius.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Great, but he took the genius from Detroit. Detroit now
has been years back in time. They did. They looked
like the old Detroit. They love John Kitna. If we're
gonna mention guys from yesteryear.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
No, they looked like Eric Kramer. Yeah, I am just
it was so depressing to sit there and realize that
Caleb Williams isn't it. And I understand everybody's like, oh,
but it's just awful. I started texting Batter's Box and
I was just like, it just sucks, man. It sucks
to know that our season is over, that we don't
have the quarterback that I thought we were getting when
(05:44):
we drafted number one overall the Washington Commanders. Jaden He's like,
but it's only been one game. I might No, it's
been a year in one game. Jayden Daniels balled out
in Game one of the Washington commanders, like he balled
out from the beginning. When you have it, you get
like Williams just, oh my god, it sucks. Let me
let me just see what I texted him.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's probably not of note. Let me tell you two
things real quick. Did you not watch rap? All right,
we'll take a break, and we'll take a break. Two
important things to say about the Bears. Okay, I'm not
allowed to say. We'll be right back, yo. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Let me just let me go over the text messages
that I sent Batter's Box in my depressed mode on
Monday night, when I watched the Bear squander a lead
in the fourth quarter, when JJ McCarthy looked like he
didn't know what he was doing, and then all of
a sudden, he's just dropping dimes. He's scrambling out of
the pocket for touchdowns. And what is Caleb Williams doing. Williams, Williams,
(06:47):
Williams whatever. Williams bums them. He's just a bum. He's
just a bum. He's not any good.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Ray paint your nails if you support him.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It's not about painting the nails. I don't care if
he paints his nails. I don't give a crap.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, he goes to the nail salon. I'm not insulting it.
I'm just saying, my wife went to the nail place
forty five dollars, got it done yesterday. Your quarterback on
Sunday also gets his nails done. Nothing wrong with.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That, nothing wrong with it. Just play some football, be
a baller, be out there and put the team on
your shoulder, and let me have confidence that you can
do that, and that you're gonna do that. You're unbelievable
and you're gonna do something miraculous when you step out
of bounds at the one yard line, put your head
down and dive in the end zone? Like what are
we doing? Like he's just not it, He's just not it.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Your kid painting his nails? Did you let him do
that if he wanted to? Man? No, ray that second
part at it out of the video.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, I said, okay, I said, same old ass. No
offensive line, and Caleb subpar idiot, we can't stop the run.
Effing awful team, and he replied, OMG, I said, we're
never going to be good. First pick two years in
a row and still can't find an effing quarterback or
(08:08):
an offensive line. Then he said, they just should have
kicked that out of bounds. Yeah, but we suck and
it just shows me. There goes my hope for the season.
He goes, Lol, one game, Yeah, but we lost to
a QB that's never played in the NFL. Awful already
heard that. And he said, yeah, but Kevin O'Connell is
the QB god. Division game tough fans are pissed, and
(08:31):
I said.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
He's the god. Bruce Arians is a QB god. I'm
gonna go on a playground teach a kid to throw
some pigskin. I'll be a QB god.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Well, Kevin O'Connell might be a football god. I mean,
he had Daniel Jones on the practice squad and he
goes to Indian looks like he knows how to play football.
Of a sudden, what I love.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
How we say quarterback whisper, the offensive whisper. I'm gonna
start using that in my day to day life. Oh hey,
I'm the audio whisperer. What like can you imagine creeping
out some of these label Hey guys, I'm the audio whisper.
How's it going? Headphone whisper? What's up? How can I
help you out? I'm the guitar whisperer. It sounds creepy, dude, anyway,
(09:10):
So then I said, ry, I'm the bonehead whisper. I said,
Caleb Williams isn't good, And he said, to be fair,
you said it was champions week because we do a
weekly DraftKings like daily lineup where we play against some
my cousin's husband, his brother and or I guess his
two brothers and his cousin. Whoa that sounds like the
same tree. And I put a.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Bunch of national championship people, like people that won national
championships as my players. I had Trevor Lawrence as my quarterback,
won a national championship. Trevion Henderson won a national championship.
So he was referring back to that, and I said,
I mean seventeen points. He's supposed to be a generational QB.
He's literally Geno smith. He said, party got seventeen. I
(09:55):
said McCarthy showed more guts and poison feel and one
game than Caleb has his his entire career, and our
d just collapsed. And he said, I went five and
one in fantasy this week. I said, the Niners get
franchise QB with the last pick, and we can't get
one with the first pick. How did we miss Dj
Moore by fifteen yards and with two twenty to go?
(10:15):
Dude sucks. Jaden Daniels would have never let this happen.
I mean, Jaden Daniels are already balls and Caleb still sucks.
And he waited till the next day. Tuesday replied, and
he said kid, And I said, it's true.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Kid. He says kid.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yes, I thought that was your brother that was but
he still talks like Keith sometimes we all say kid.
And then I said it's true and then he didn't reply,
and I said, yeah, you gave up trying to argue
for Kayleb Williams because you went back and watched the highlights.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
And you know he blows. You did more film than coaches. Congrats.
It's also week one man calmed down. Did you not
see Caleb Williams against Mayonnaise last year for Game of
the Year. Mayonnaise is throwing the ball over the place
the bears and look it up, guys, I don't know
(11:06):
if I'm factual. It was the ugliest mucket up game
you've ever seen. That was your quarterback. That's always gonna
be your quarterback. He's an ugly, gross throwing, sideways, rearing
cowboy tossing quarterback who's gonna bail himself out when the
cattle go running. He goes a lasso one on his own.
(11:29):
He's just a free wanderer man. He's not gonna sit
in the pocket like Bart Starr. He's not Terry Bradshaw.
Come on, man, put your cowboy hat and your cowboy
boots on and join the fan club. Caleb Williams is
a real American cowboy. He was running for his life
(11:50):
every time I turned on the TV. Point number two
I had about the Bears. You suck. You act like
they're the chiefs through the dynasty. Bro, they ain't been
good since I've been alive. The only thing I remember
about the Bears is in high school college in that area,
there was this crazy defense. All of a sudden, they
were good and they had the old soldier field and
they said, oh my gosh, And I was watching on TV.
(12:12):
Bears won, Bears won a miraculous game, Bears one again interception.
This Bears team is crazy. That was exciting Bears football.
Then I went to college back in Chicago, and then
roommate throws on the wall. It's had Monsters of the
Midway and it's a bunch of guys in a bunch
of get jockstraps. That was the Monsters of the Midway.
(12:33):
What do you call your boys now? Man? Oh, you
guys are it's a home game, and you guys looked
like you look guys look like a crime report. Man.
That was congross. There was a lot of a lot
of tape, yellow tape all over the place. That film
room is gonna look like an crime scene when they
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review it on Monday, even though it's Wednesday and we
just reviewed a game from four days ago.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh, you want to speak about that Titans game last year?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Oh? He louja.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Caleb Williams was amazing of fourteen of twenty nine for
ninety three yards. Dude, let me tell you that dude
is a baller. No, he sucks ass. It's unbelievable. The
Bears defense got a pick six. If you get a
pick six, you should win the game. I don't know,
(13:26):
it's just it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
That's a gift, a gift, and you still don't know
how to close it out because you have Caleb freaking Williams,
who doesn't know how to play quarterback.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I should stop. I would like to know the stats
on getting a pick six and losing the game. I
bet it's rare because that's such a flip. And also,
are we now seeing with this kicking rule, they gotta
now landed in the basket? Guys are returning balls again. Yeah,
let's kick it out of the back of the end zone.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Well you can, it's a penalty. Who cares this five
extra yards? The Bears should have kicked it out of
the end zone, should have kicked it out of the
sideline so we could save the two minute warning for
when the Vikings get the ball back. But no, our
kicker kicks it in the back of the end zone.
They run it out. Then we only have twelve seconds left.
Would have saved us about let me see forty freaking
(14:15):
seconds on the clock. But no, I mean, let's go
over Caleb Williams. Last year week eighteen, one hundred and
forty eight yards. The week before that, one hundred and
twenty two yards. Then he had three thirty four one
ninety one, one thirty four two fifty six three forty
two thirty one one twenty two seventeen one thirty one.
I mean he's in the hundreds more than he's in
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the two hundreds. This dude doesn't ball. And that's my
whole point. You can say it's week one. I am
so sad because I was so excited to come in
here and hear about your birthday and not be depressed.
And I hijacked this whole thing to talk about how
depressed I am. And Caleb Williams sucks.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Ray, you got a ball gag order. You can't talk
about your birthday. We can no longer talk about it.
We missed that window. I don't want people to hear
some unsavory things they did during the birthday party, so
we will put that in the lost podcast that will
never be released incorrect. We're gonna take a break. We're
gonna start the show.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Actually, then we'll take a break, and then we will
talk about your birthday party. I am sorry. I just
came in here and I've been frustrated for two days.
I've been sad. I've been sick.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
No, I haven't been sick. I've been sad. Man.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
It just sucks to feel this way, like I had
all this hope with Caleb Williams the number one draft pick.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
They've been for two years.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
People were saying, tank for Caleb, tank for Caleb, and
guess what we did. We tanked for Caleb and now
we got a tank for arch Manning. Oh God, please
say no, please say no.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
All right, let's start the show. We're losing a lot
of our women listeners. We're gonna do it live. Oh
the one so loser? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
It's Scissarey Mundo. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the north side of town with Bayser,
my wife, two point two acres, two point two kids
at Vanderbilt Clinic. I have a heart attack probably when
I'm seventy two. And yes, I am going to retire
from this podcast if there are two more bad comments
about me on the internet.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Over to you, man, I don't think anybody said anything
bad about you. Was there another bad comment?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
No, man, I'm just in a turf war right now
with Jennifer Brownlee. I feel bad now because she made
bad comments about me. I talked about it on the
air this air, a podcast air. What in bad comments
that she said? When I do the hum whistle, it's awful. Oh,
in frankly, that's precur to come at me like that
(17:00):
after everything I've given the Sore Losers community. And so
now she won't post on the Facebook page. So it's
it's not what she said. Yeah, it's me and her
knuckle deep. Right now, we're at the fifty I'm Caleb
Williams and she's Mayonnaise, trying to see who's gonna get
the first yard. Nobody's moving an inch.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Wow, I didn't know there was such a standoff. Is
she right on there that she was not gonna post
because of what you said? Is that what happened?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
No, but usually she's an active poster, and it just
looks like she's kind of removed herself from our Facebook group.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Or maybe she had a busy couple days.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
At work, and so we can't afford to not have listeners.
So here is a novel of branch through the podcast
into your ear in the form of will you please
accept this olive branch? Jennifer Brownlee. Here it is, I'm
handing it to you. Thank you. We would love to
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have you back on the Facebook page. Segue into my birthday. Well,
let's first take a break, talk about all of ranches. Yeah,
I A you have a hall of Martini probably, yeah,
I wouldn't doubt it.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
We'll take a break. We'll we're back, all right. Ray's
birthday weekend. Let me hear it.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Uh. We went over to Pitts the night before. I
got a text from this is important, so I should
talk about it. You and Pitts. Both at the same time.
I've got dinner planned. Uh, Baser probably had a lingerie
picked out, and I get two dudes hit me up.
Hey man, this is lunch. I'd love to hang out
with you. Pitts. Hey brother, I'd love to have you
at my house. My wife had crack planned. And then
(18:34):
I go, hey, I feel bad they didn't come to
my birthday. Both didn't get invited. One got invited. One
din because it was a couple's thing. I need to
go over to their house. Went over to Pitts. We
had a blast, put down seven claws. You drove, showed
you the house, showed you the cornfields. I thought it
was a good night wish Chiefs could have won, but
that was the start of the birthday that kicked it off.
(18:55):
I want to apologize.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I thought about this, and I knew you had your
big birthday on set and I was going to Pittss
And I was really just throwing you an Olive Brandt
saying hey, like, if you don't have anything going on,
do you want to go over to Pitts's to watch
the Chiefs game. I didn't think that you were ruining plans.
And I'm sure Baser had some sexy outfit planned out
(19:18):
for you lingerie Edd, so she was going to ring
in your birthday with you on his fortieth birthday to
have some fun, do whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
You get to pick the style.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
And I thought about that, but when you were like, yeah,
I'm in, I was like, okay, I guess they had
no plans and everything was saved up for Saturday, and
now you bring it up. All you had to say is, hey, man,
it's my birthday. Besier's got some dinner plans and she's
got a teddy she's gonna put on. And we would
have been like, not totally understand, man.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
No, we had no plans. It was Honestly, we were
throwing around the idea of going out to each he
goes you want me to order in? My appetite was weird.
Just you guys know me, man, I'm neurotic. I was
already thinking about parking the next day, stuff like that.
But then we go to the next day. Hell of
a segue on to Saturday.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
And that's when I woke up plenty in hours early
for your birthday, actually five hours early with baby Box
ringing the doorbell.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Go listen to the Big Show to hear the story
Big Show, and so yeah, we just kicked it off. Dude,
we had the uber. It started eleven thirty. We head
down to Gars. It's called Friends. When you guys come
to town is great. You're not going to be able
to get to the level we got to. And none
of my friends understood. We had a private elevator. Guys,
you just go in the alley and zoom you right
up to the third They're going through the first floor,
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third floor, and all these people's security guards. Nope, sorry,
closed off private event. And all my friends are trying
to explain, oh, we're part of the private event, and
the scarity ear goes no, no, no, you go through
an elevator that you should have been told about. You're
not going to get through to the party on this way.
So none of my friends were allowed to get in
to my private party. Was that private?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
That means that it's tough to get in and highly secure.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
They were doing their job. Great job.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Bad move by Bay not telling about the secret elevator,
and maybe that's why everybody was so late. And there
was a bunch of pictures just you and Baser in
there because no one could find their way in. And
it took him about forty five minutes. And I'm glad
that that wasn't me. If that was you, you would
have turned around and gone home.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
And guys, hope this music goes along with it. Maybe
it doesn't. But Pits Pits did not know. Sorry, wrong person.
BJ showed up with a cocktail from third floor or
fourth floor. That is BJ. We's free drinks, dude, So
he had thought he had the pregame or something. It
was like a one drink limit, BJ, for three and
a half hours, We're going to drink as much as
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we want. So then we got the party kicking, dude,
everybody's showing up and it was way too big when
I say that, we had the pool table, We had
the Seventh Club, which is a membership. I think people
pay twenty thousand a year. John Elway, I.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Did see your bottles of your posts and that was
pretty freaking cool. And there were some people that didn't
have bottles in there, so that's their specific bottle of alcohol.
So when they come they get that bottle.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yep, and you get to do a locker. Obviously Garth
and Trish had one, shack, Wayne Gretzky and John Elway
to name a few, and so yeah, so it's an
exclusive club. We had access to that, the bar, the
cigar room, the pool area. The guy goes the butler,
I'm just gonna make him sound fancy. He goes, oh,
it's a little bit of a nip in the air.
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I'm gonna turn the fire on. He fires up the fire.
We got signs every TV said raise forty his birthday,
and I go, guys, guys, I'm vain, but for love
of God, throwing some football games. I don't need to
see it's my birthday for four hours. So they got
it rocking. We had games going, drinks are flying, sit
down at the Lord's table, and it was a huge
(22:37):
dining room table, eleven people and we just started dining,
just started dining, man, and it was the type of
thing you know Broadway. You overlook Broadway from the second floor,
third floor, fourth floor, but we had a private window
that overlooked the whole thing. And so Bazer I talked
about this a little bit on the Big Show starts recording,
goes give us a speech, and the host butler, everybody's
(22:58):
behind me there and they're just kind listening in see
what we're all about. Dude, I start giving a speech
about how rich we are, and I was like, guys,
nobody is as fortunate as us. As we look down
on a Broadway, there is a lot of the less
fortunate here in Nashville. We have all risen to the top,
just like in life, and in this building we are
the upper crust of society. Let's toast the glass to
(23:21):
being the wealthiest members, the one percenters. We're not Gen pop,
we're not Gen pop. And everybody toasted the glass, and Dude,
I think our main guy, James, He's just like, oh
my gosh, these people are the vainest I thought I'd
seen it. This is vanity that like I've never seen before.
(23:41):
So then I think they knew our personalities after that.
But yeah, we toasted and rocked it and we're drinking.
Food was flying in and out.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Lord, can you give us a little spread? Like what
did you have bacon? What are we talking?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
They had the dips there that was rocking. It was
more of a brun It was shifted from brunch to lunch.
So I got a burger. A lot of people we're
doing salads. Dodd, now he can't really eat a lot
of meat, trying to keep that cholesterol down. People are
trying to be healthy. What else did I see floating
around ten?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Nothing says a fortieth birthday party, Like people are watching
their cholesterol, just saying like at twenty one, you would
have never mentioned cholesterol, you'd even know the word. Now
that you're forty, your friends are looking at their cholesterol like, ah, man,
if I'm gonna have a bud heavy, then I'm gonna
have to have a salad because of the cholesterol, the calories.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Totally different vibe. And so it was champagne after cranberry
orange champagne. Another toast, another one about midway through, everybody's
eating ten dyes Burgers were the main popular thing. Couple
salads a lot of chicks, and they've did some dips
to Trisha brought out her cookies and her birthday cake,
(24:47):
which I think might have been like it's called wedding cake,
so it's one of those it's like the it cake
to get. You can get it at an ice cream
place theme near me. It's called wedding cake, so people
will know it. If you go to a restaurant you
request wedding cake is just this special kind of cake.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I've had the wedding cake. Snow cone from the snow
Cone truck.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Taste probably like that. And so halfway through DoD they
come out with a couple of those things I shot
you with for your birthday. Those eighties. I loved it.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I saw the video of you and justin like high
five and after one you're like whoa.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
You both did the whoa face. And then that's when
I go back at our what we had like a
lady hostess, we had a butler, we had a bartender,
we had a concierge. The concierge person's up there, and
I go, careful, guys, no more of those eight I'm
a war vet and the guy looked at me like
I was dead serious. Oh boy, oh boy, I mean
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because two of them shot Justin right in the ass.
I mean they were five feet away from him.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Was that his special request? Hey, when you're gonna shoot these,
make sure you do it right in my ass?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
And so they brought the sign out and that's when Angeline,
I think, did I talk about this two days ago?
Angelina had the lingerie on with the pasties. Yeah, and
she grabs immediately the Happy fortieth sign ray and like nothing,
there was no there was no learning curve. She grabs
it and immediately knew how to be a sign girl.
I go, Angelina, you need to be on any rooftop
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right now on Broadway. You've got a career in this. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
You see those ring girls at UFC and like the
Tyson Boxing whatever the hell that thing was, And you
know it takes skill and talent to do that. I
thought there was a lot of training. They probably had
tryouts all that, sort of like the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.
And so you're telling me Angelina was able to just
pick up a sign and walk around the room. Yeah,
And did that help with her? And Justin rekindling. Everything's
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great with them. They've never been better.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
So they had a couple weeks off from each other.
I think they're back on that is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, and maybe she looked at she went to sored
loosers dot Com, checked out the fantasy League, saw you
guys were in first place we are and said, huh,
maybe I need to go ahead and get back with
Justin if he's about to win all that money.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
But yeah, did some pool. The pool game a little slow,
and I go, hey, guys, we're on a time limit here.
Instead of just playing this like we can go to
Wild Beaver and play pool for fifty cents. I'm pretty
sure this room costs thousands to rent out. Maybe I'll
take a couple of shots and then enjoyed the whole
group instead of us guys over here betting one dollar
on a pool game. And so we left. The pool
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game never got finished.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Also, when you said pool earlier, I thought you meant
there was a swimming pool there, but you meant a
pool table.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Pool table, got it? Also another little added to it.
You're only gonna see it on that second level. I
think Garth took a picture of Tricia as she has
some sort of nighty on and it's there on the
second level, so only exclusive members, only people that rent
out the room are able to see this photo. It's
pretty revealing. Seems a little strange to be putting up
in your bar.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
It was awesome, so no, I'm not saying it wasn't awesome,
but it's a litle weird to be. I mean, that's
like if you opened a bar called Ray's, you know, review,
and then you put a picture of Bay taking her
teddy off, Like.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Hell, that would damn right, And then we're up there
and the.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
That's like, that's like Callaway opening a bar and putting
a topless photo of Soda Miguel up there.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
It's like, why would you do that? You don't want
to reveal your lover. Yeah, she's not that, but it's
just it's just your touch. I mean, look at Jelly Rolls.
He's got Bunny all over that place. I had one
of the rooms. She's nanked different. She Bunny's different.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
She you can see Bunny if you want to go
see Bunny on the internet.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Okay, going Bazer, she's got an Instagram. You're right, my fault,
and they did us right at the very end green
tea shots. Hey you guys, right at three thirty, they're
wrapping us up, shot after shot after shot. Look at
this guy.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Man, I didn't even give you my order months ago.
No crap, man, Man, thank you so much. Man, I
can't wait to eat that.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Ray can have it.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Man, That's why I so what we do. It's on me, right,
didn't get well, it's on me.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
He just got food delivery. Folks. Amazing how big this
podcast has gotten. Yeah, and so yeah, then we go
to hit the bars. I was trying to think, did
I nail everything that we did? Inside of that area?
We told embarrassing stories about each other. It was just
a funny time. Everybody's joking making fun of and you know,
sometimes they go a little hard on me. They're like
he hey, you know you look like a woman, and
(29:24):
I'm like, guys, it's my birthday. If we could tone
back to making fun of me, And then immediately people
be like, oh, I'm sorry, I went a little far.
I'm sorry, I apologize. It was it was like that,
and the Dodds hadn't seen them since the Clinton administration.
They got two kids. Now, the hun Lees haven't seen them.
They're they're doing awesome stuff. No, they didn't, they didn't.
(29:45):
They didn't get the invite. But I did get a
call the night before from Nick and he goes, Happy Birthday.
But yeah, they're south of town with kids. So we
didn't kick them an invite, got it. Do we take
a break? We take a break.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
No, we don't take a problem. We've only been going
for like five minutes.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
And so, oh, what was I going to say about
Tricia's kitchen, the main room, the fire place. Oh, my
father in law built the whole thing. So it was
awesome to see the actual architecture in design. A lot
of similar things in my own house. And I said,
my architectural father has got a touch. If somebody can
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see your touch in a place, boy, your talented boy.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, because I mean I remember when we went to
the grand opening and I was like, man, and I
don't think he really remembers me. And I still not
sure he really got my joke. But I was like, man, hey,
I really liked what you did with that wall over.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
There, and he's like huh.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I was like, oh, yeah, I noticed, Man, I don't
know if that wall.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
If that piece of trim is even.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
And he just looked at me like, get the hell
away from me, And I.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Guess he does. He like jokes, he does. After a
couple of Coors lights got it. I gotta say the
team we didn't go alone the entire time we showed
up at the place met James went on the elevator,
there was another person on there rode it up to
the third floor with them. Once we got out, there
was a host who took us to the bar. Bartender
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was there, our private bartender only working for us. And
then we were shown to another lady who took all
of our orders. And then we were shown to dancer,
who came out with the sign. Originally before Angelina ripped
it from her clutches, it non stopped it. It was private, private, private,
so we never wanted to leave. At three thirty. We
(31:29):
thought we're gonna lead. Like two thirty, we go, oh
my gosh, there's it really an Eastern or are we
shooting for Central. We're all trying to and people are like, hey,
I was gonna get one more drink. You know, it's
like three thirty five, dude. They're like, guys, get out,
y'all gotta get out. We just kept ordering. We didn't
realize it was going to be it was going to
go so fast. So guys, remember that not a lot
(31:50):
of truckers. Maybe you're never going to do a private room.
I get it, but no, they do.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
They have private rooms at those love truck stops. Man
for the truckers and the lot lizards.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
A boy, that time goes fast when you're having fun
with your friends. It seemed like we're up there for
ten minutes. I kept looking at my watch. I'm like,
is it so? It was three thirty? Guys, stop playing stupid,
like literally, we have other people coming in. This is
like freaking shacks coming in his bottle and you guys
are messing with his locker right now. I get on
the play at the piano. I started playing the piano.
(32:20):
They're like, okay, I tell Justin, at what point, so
say you rent out this room and you pay a
lot of money, at what point do you cross that
line where they actually kick you out of something that
you're paying to rent out. And is it possible to
get kicked out? I think you got to do a lot.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Okay, that's what I think. You've got to do a lot.
Because they are like this money is so nice that
you can get away with more. It's sort of like
if you're in the high Roller room in Vegas, AKA
one week and a half until I am there putting
money on that green felt and I cannot freaking wait.
I've been having dreams about Vegas. But kid's birthday, I
(32:57):
think you can act a little bit more on when
you're spending the money. Yeah, it's so like when you
get bottle service at the club, the guy usually with
the buying bottles can slap the cocktail wagers on the
butt because you know why spending money is it right?
That's up to the establishment and.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
BJ telling the bartender he's attractive. Me jumping on Garth
Brooks piano and I don't even know how to play
the piano. I mean those are probably gray area those
actually walking the fine line. Yeah, so we got the
hell out. We went to Wallen's Bar. Whoa. Then we
got out of Wallen's Bar. Right, we forgot it was
built on the wrong side of the alley. What happens
when something's built incorrectly and it's not on and the
(33:34):
wind hit stuff up.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
The alley has a lot of nasty dumpsters, and so
that that the aroma flies up into Wallan's Bar and
it's like, man, they need to build a cover over
those trash cans because it stinks so bad.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
We'll never go back. It smelled like raw sewage. I
thought somebody just tore their own ass out and went
the bathroom on the floor and everybody goes, no, no, no,
I'm smelling it too. I think it was that entire
row of dumpsters. And anytime we get a whaffer, it's
because a gust of wind comes through the top windows.
So we left, we were out. We went midtown. They
said your favorite spots, so I did Garse for the
(34:09):
b day, the brunch. Then I went to Wallings if
you guys want to know the path. Then we went
to Midtown and had a black car because we had
such a big group. I think we had two ubers
at that point. Go to odi'es. Odie's is amazing, never
been man, So it's a good spot. It's good because
you got the AstroTurf in the out, a huge ass TV,
bunch of college kids, people rooting for games where they
(34:31):
have the sound on in the middle area, there's bands playing.
You could it's a shade. It's like not shadier, but
it's a dimmer so if it's like super bright out,
you can chill in there. They also got one of
those electronic menus. You don't even have to talk to
a person. You just go up to AI type in
what you want. Two minutes later, some robot brings you
your food. That's amazing, so you don't even got you
can just type in your drinks into there. Two no,
(34:52):
just the food. Got it. And it was this one
friend of ours, Nicole. We always try to find her.
It's so big too that we never find her. But
that was our goal, was to find her and maybe
get a couple discount of drinks. I don't think we did.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
And then, oh, Nicole's not part of a group. I
thought Nicole was part of the birthday party. She disappeared
in ODI's and you haven't seen her since. But this
is someone that you don't have to worry about them
being in the Cumberland. She just works there. But she
wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, she's an old person from our apartment. We always say,
let's go find a cole for cheaper drinks. Never can
find a coal it's a big spot. But on the
inside also there's a pontoon boat. Yeah, random, of great,
you can just go sit in a pontoon boat and
you're doing your drinks fun.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Did they have a song about a pontoon boat or
is that because I thought that was another band.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I don't know where that fits in.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I know, I think that's Lady Anna Bell and said
pond tune living on the pondtoon, But go ahead.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
I know Old Dominion Od's is Old Dominion. Yeah, od
O d o d odes. That's how you get the name.
And there's usually a DJ there too. But yeah, then
we bounced a red door. You guys know, there's a
skeleton in the ground. We all peeked in, looked at
the skeleton. We all did root beer shots. Doesn't even
take us like alcohol. It's a little bit dangerous. And
(36:02):
then after that we jumped a wild beaver and that
was our night capper. Wild beaver is nuts.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I'm gonna tell you what. It's over there by itself
and it still survives because it's a vibe.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, it's nothing but cowboys there. And they got a
little live bowl bucking chicks off. They got they got
tarp and they got cushions around. So these chicks ain't
getting hurt. But it was launching broads and we're drinking.
I mean, you can't even get a white claw there.
I mean we were drinking who knows Miller, High Life
and Bud Heavies. Like you guys don't have Seltzers. What
(36:37):
the hell are you talking about? You want a seltzer? Boy?
What are you? Caleb Williams and your painted fingernails? Boy?
We are cam Wood and the Tennessee Titans. You know
we don't drink seltzers. This is the South, this is Nashville, Tennessee.
What do you mean you boys rode in Uba, not
your horse. So it was like that for about an hour,
(36:58):
and I guess they said I was feeling a little
tipsy and I kept knocking over my chair. Oh so
that's usually when it tells a telltale sign of the
leg starting to go out. So not a ton of
memories from that. I took pictures, nothing really of note,
just listening to music. I believe they do a karaoke
and I always kept saying to the people, how funny
it was. Steven Hunley, he's a singer. Eric Dodd's a singer.
(37:19):
I'm kind of a rapper. Ali Khaleen is a singer.
Justin actually is. He's a little dup.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Justin can sing, you're telling me Justin has.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
A voice kind of. So basically the entire group is
somewhat musical, and we're just all chilling at a table
together and none of us are doing karaoke, and we're
listening to all these scrubs do it. They'd be like
going to a bar in Chicago and Caleb Williams are
like some throwing thing. There's like a it's like a
daven Busters and Caleb Williams and the boys DJ Moore
(37:51):
are just sitting down watching you and me throw the
football in the target. That's exactly what it was like.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
It's like when Joe from Sarasota in you know, his
much longer younger wife Amber come for coaches Canna Mention
two years in a row and they want to sing karaoke,
and good god, the crowd hated us, hated us. First,
Amber and I were so drunk we couldn't sing. Then
Joe picks a song that I love but no one
else knows Corpus, Christy Bay, Robert Rokean. No one in
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that bar knew it, and they looked at us like,
get these idiots off the stage, and you guys were
the people at the table going get these people off
the stage.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Couldn't have told you what they did. It was probably
some country song. But then we split. We went back
to the crib, but we went deep. Justin wanted to
pour one out for his dog on the grave. Had
The sad thing is we had the Oklahoma Michigan game going.
Couldn't tell you a play from it except for I
watched them the whole replay, but he could didn't watch
it live, which I'm upset about. But we went poured
one out on Templeton's grave, played beer pong. Ended up
(38:49):
playing this game where I was trying to show Justin.
I was trying to make him believe how great of
a pitt I was, when really I was kind of
like D three, D three, like never even D two,
and I was so I was trying to actually make
him believe, and I was like, okay, And so I
hit the cup once with the whiffle with the ping
pong ball from across the house. If I do it again,
he's literally gonna think I'm like Clayton Kershaw out here.
(39:11):
If you will. The late all right, Clayton Kershaw ten
years ago, Glass now or Paul Skeen's maybe a scoo ball.
There you go. Well, and then the next thirty times
I missed every single time, So I didn't make him
believe that. But that was the initial goal. And the
question who made it back to the house?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Should you justin and Baser?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
And I go, Baser, how did it end like that?
And she goes, I probably egged it on and said hey,
let's go play games back at our place for his birthday.
And so then maybe he felt pressured in And so.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Did you look at him like you looked at me
and said, hey, Baser probably had a night he ready
for me, and this is what you do like you
did just did to me on the podcast about Friday Night.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
No, I think Baser for my birthday just wanted to
continue the party. Every The Dods had to turn it
in at five, they had to sitter, you know, the
other couple. They had to sell houses. The next day
they had to turn it in. Angelina drifted off, she
had to get back to Germantown, and so it was
really just kind of us Ali. Ali's like, I'm tired,
we've been partying. She basically works at Garth's Bars, like
you guys brought me to the bar. I work at
(40:06):
Thanks Oh. She's like, I didn't know how she worked there.
She does. She does Oasis on like Tuesday nights, and
sometimes she'll do the main stage. Got it, she'll play music.
So she goes, I'm out, and so just us three
take it back. I believe the goal was to get
a power ball before ten pm. As fate would have it,
we never got that power ball, and some frat daddy
won at Texas. I don't think that's real.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
I know it looks fake, so fake, but so funny,
well done, well played.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
And so we never made it. Tonight, Rundout gas Station,
I got that Rundown powerball ticket. Instead we're pouring drinks
over a dead dog's grave. And then Justin stayed the
night there, woke come up the next morning. I said,
happy fortieth man, get off my lawn, and that's it. Man,
we'll take a break. I think you wanted more from that.
(40:53):
I just I don't know if I was able to
give you as much as you needed from that. Now.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
It was absolutely brilliant, it was beautiful. I feel really
to emotional buy it. I mean, I will say that
while you were doing your birthday party, while you were
probably on shot number three, and you were doing the
toast about we are not a pe on, we are
not the common folk. We are the elite, and we're
never going back to that status. I was at my
kid's soccer game and it was first noon was baby
(41:18):
Box two, and he played, and we showed up another
team only.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Had two players. That's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
And so I said, baby Box and baby Box three,
you're gonna be on their team. And because baby Box
two is if he's not our best player, he's our
second best player. We have another kid named Nick that's
pretty darn good. And so basically the game was Nick
versus baby Box two, one on one, the whole game,
and so that was really exciting.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
And it's just like they're.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Battling it out, battling it out, battling it out, battling
it out. Cool, all right, game over one o'clock. Baby
Box two, baby Box one takes the field and the
guy that runs league comes up to me goes, hey, man,
just let you know, they got like quite a few
girls on their team, so you may need to give
one of your boys, because I know your son's gonna
you know, And I'm like, yeah, okay, all right, but
(42:11):
we only had four players at the beginning. We're supposed
to have five, and it's three boys and a girl
on our team, and they had five.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Another coach comes up to.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Me, he's like, hey, man, we have five and I
see you guys only have four, and you want me
to sit one out. And I said, man, trust me,
you don't need to see anybody out.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
It's fine. Did you tell me you don't see gender? No? No,
I went about gender.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
I said, five players, it's fine, man. I'm just telling you, like,
we're my team will be fine. We were not worried
about you having five. We have four and it's gonna
be plenty. And we proceeded to win thirteen to one.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Dude, your kids are a step above man.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
And Baby Box scored their goal. When he was trying
to kick it out, he accidentally kicked it in the goal,
so they really maybe had two shots on goal the
whole game, and Baby Box kept asking me, Dad, Dad,
how come we never get to take a goal kick?
And I said, Bud, because they've got to get it
down here first before you can take a goal kick.
So he was getting mad because they kept getting goal
(43:09):
kicks because we would shoot and miss and go out
and they would get a goal kick, and shit like
after a while, like, I mean, I don't know how
many goals in I stopped cheering for goals. I'm not like, yay,
good job. I'm just like, all right, guys, come back,
come back. You guys, just come back, come back. Let's
just line up. They're gonna kick it off.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Well, soccer in America that it's looking bright.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
I mean, baby Box stole the ball from one kid.
There's like a fifty to fifty ball, which you know
either one can get it, and they both hit the
ball at the same time, and Baby Box hit it
with so much power. The other kid fell over and
he's like and he looks at baby and he goes,
what was that for. I'm like, shut up, kid, like
it's soccer man. He didn't like, what do you mean
(43:53):
what's that for? He stole the ball. He wanted the ball.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
These kids had never played. He wanted to go score.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
And it was just like, man, this man, it really sucks,
like it's not even fun. I told my wife and
she was like, well, at least it's almost over.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
That's on the parents for you guys not to look
at the league's assess them, figure it out. You guys
just went in blindly, absolutely blindly. But here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
My wife's like, oh, it's almost over. I said, no,
it's not. We've only played two games. We still got
four games to go. And one of the dads that
wasn't there week one, he was I don't know, the
grandma was there. Afterwards, he looked at me and goes,
is this how all the games are? Yeah, it's my boys,
And I said, yeah, that's how the first one. He goes, oh, boy,
(44:35):
that's exciting. And then the boys went and played in
the baby Box two and his friends were playing on
the playground. Baby Box one and his friends after the
game went and played in the woods for a long time,
and it was just.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Like, man, it was rough. It was just rough.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
And so I looked at it and I was like, man,
we gotta find a new league. So I really feel
like I could have maybe gone to the birthday party
as it was happening.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
I was like, did I really need to be here?
Oh my gosh, you missed the birthday party for thirteen
to one.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
That's what I mean, Like I have no like it
wasn't even enjoyable, Like I feel bad that I didn't
go to the birthday party. I would have felt bad
missing my kid's soccer game. But then after watching it,
it's like watching a massacre, and it's very uncomfortable because
the other parents, their kids are just getting slaughtered. And
I don't know if they're getting mad at my kid
(45:25):
or the couple kids on our team that actually know
how to play soccer and are running up and down
the field and want to score, or if they don't
even care either. But that weirdness of like man, all right,
thirteen to one. But one of the girls on our
team she did score. That was pretty cool. She hadn't scored.
She didn't score the first game.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Dude, you unit just thought of what I never had
record on the video. That's what happens when we don't
do it all at once. Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (45:57):
So I've been over here hitting the damn buttons.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
I mean it like twenty times.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Well yeah, because you had a good long you know.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
See, I can only do it in one hole. Swath
this in and out. That's just not good for audio
and video that's how you screw things up.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
That sums up our podcast in a nutshell. Right there,
I swear that sums up our podcast in a nutshell.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
I was just thinking looking at this audio. I was like,
that's crazy. They just records on its own the video,
and I was like, it doesn't just record on its own.
I got to actually hit it. You know, it's funny.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Right when you start talking, I went to reach to
hit the button to make the camera switch to you.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah, it never records. Man, Oh my gosh, Well it's tough.
It's tough to do video when we're bouncing in and out. Yeah,
we need a whole one sitting. You want an email?
What up? Losers?
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Day one listener, I've been trying to get in the
Fantasy League every single year and have missed out every year,
waiting for my name to be called like I'm schador
on draft night. Then you start calling out all the
losers that didn't make it, and thought to myself, at
least I'm not alone. But my name didn't even get
called at the end for the ones that missed out,
did Arnold take my name out? This is the biggest
(47:15):
conspiracy of twenty twenty five hashtag fantasy gait. I'll hang
up and listen, Rich Rich Ramsey.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Tell us how many people signed up and don't lie.
Four hundred. See, people had less than a five percent chance.
You have better odds at roulette. Similar.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Yeah, and here's another one, coachers, what up? Did I
think Dallas would win?
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Yes? Did they win? No?
Speaker 2 (47:40):
But I still think Dallas will be okay if that
is the best the NFC has to offer. Our parsons
less defense held the high flying Eagles in the second half.
Williams looked great, Dak looked good, The O line looked good,
our corners contained aj and Smithy, and the defensive held
Saquon to sixty yards. Cde Lamb just needs to catch.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
The ball and we win.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Huge shout out to Hawk to a girl, I mean
Jalen Carter for making it easier on our O line.
At least the Cowboys gave me a reason to have
some kind of hope this year.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Shh sh.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
Justin Morland. I'm glad you have hope.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Bears have no hope. Man. Yeah, it sounds like if
this should have, could have, would have. If if this
if sounds like same. People in Vegas have a lot
similar to football fans. Oh, oh, if just if just
this would have happened. Oh if I would have just
walked away. Then if this tight end would have done that.
You guys sound like Vegas people, You football fans. I'm
a football fan too.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
If that guy would have just hit, I would have
won a million dollars. If I would have just if
it would have bounced one number over on the roar
that wheel, I could have retired. I there's a lot
of ifs. Like everybody looks for the silver lining. It's
sort of like I do. If Kayleb Williams was good,
then I'd have hope. If Kayleb Williams could ball, the
Bears would have a future. But as it is, we
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don't have a future. Just like there is no future
video going up today because we didn't hit record.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
There's no way. There's no way. Yeah, just because we
bounced in here earlier.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Right for a little six minute jaunt. Then we had
to get out. So all right, everybody, have a good Wednesday.
We'll talk to you on Friday.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
We're not meant to do video, no, No, we are.
People like our videos. They were doing pretty good, but
I mean you is it taken away from you. No, no,
it's not. Did you see me? I nailed it today?
I nailed it right, And who's gonna pay for the
program to do the auto switcher? It's been a year now.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Oh yeah, I've been talking to the guy about that.
He say he's been working on it, but is he
really working on it?
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Or do they just say that? And it doesn't help
that this screen used to be right here where I
could see it. And it's my own fault because you go,
how does it look from right here? I can't see it.
I've come all the way over here, so I would
have known that it wasn't recording, but I can't. But
if in the audio and video industry, if you're blinded
from something, that's usually gonna f you, just like when
you're driving down the interstate. That after me that somebody
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moved the screen, Wayne, do you tie somebody moved the screen,
just like somebody moved the cameras the other week.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
You know what, that someone in life taught me something
really important to do in this point.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
That's on me. That's on me. I'll say no more.
That's on me. That's on me. That's on me, Team Truckers,
Sorry about that, that one's on me. All you farmers,
When you mess up those crops and they're not green,
(50:43):
that's on you, but today it's on me. Last, but
not least, when you run into a bridge you block
a road for an entire day, that's on you, tug boters,
w that's on you, guys. And when you pull over
into somebody else's lane without turning a blinker on you
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almost kill a family, that's on you truckers.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Hey, When I'm riding those back roads and I get
stuck behind a damn tractor going thirty five and I
have to sit behind him for miles because it's a
no pass lane, that's on you, farmers.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
That's on you.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
And when Caleb Williams bounces the ball and overthrows a
receiver by twenty yards, that's on Caleb.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
That's on Caleb. But don't worry.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
Our offensive line camp block a soul either, and we
sign our GM to a five year extension like that,
that's on the owners. I don't know who the hell
that's on, but I'll still be cheering for him this
Sunday when they get their ass kicked by the Lions.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
All right, man, we gotta go, Yeah, yeah, and the Niners.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Man they're in I mean rock party, maybe out kittles.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Out rock party's playing kittles. Out kill diddle. I'm gonna
tell you what.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
The line dropped a four four and a half guys
snatch that the Niners defense can win, that they can
cover four and a half, no problem, take it to
the bank.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Why the Saints, Yeah, what do they got minus four
and a half?
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Dude, Little baby rattlers, Little baby rattler.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
I don't scare me. I ain't scared. A rattler did
stop the recording
Rock. I'm rocking. I'm not on. I'm not on. Oh there,
I am. I just had to turn the headphones up. Yeah,
you're on.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Ah man, you know, I'm so excited to hear about
your birthday party. I'm just but you know what's depressing,
you know, it's really depressing.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
That.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
No, it's not turning forty, right, it's not turning forty.
That's not depressing. Depressing is being forty four years old
and watching your quarterback that you think is this once
in a generational talent, and he sucks. He's just not good,
your high school quarterback. No, Caleb freaking Williams. Everybody was
head over heels, Oh my gosh, he's by far the
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number one pick.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Last year and the Bears, with.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Their genius trade with the Carolina Panthers, held the number
one pick in the NFL Draft, and we draft Caleb
Williams out of Oklahoma and the University of Southern California quarterback.
Thank you here he comes.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yay. The dude's a bum. Yes, your polish. He sucks.
He just doesn't have it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I watched Monday night as he sat there and lost
to JJ McCarthy, who had never played in the NFL
before his first NFL start on and it was on
the road at your place, and you couldn't even beat him.
Caleb Williams just doesn't have it. May he get better,
(01:32):
He might get better and he'll be an average quarterback
in this league. But he doesn't have it. And I
don't know how you have it. But when you watch football,
he just doesn't ball out. And I want someone that
balls out. I want someone that says, you know what,
I'm gonna put my nuts in your face and I'm
gonna ball out and we're gonna win this freaking game.
(01:55):
Caleb Williams doesn't have that ball out factor. He doesn't
have it. I don't understand it. I don't know where
you get it. But when you watch, and I understand
it's one game under Ben Johnson, but he had all
last year and he didn't look like he could ball out,
and this year he doesn't ball out. Jaydon Daniels you
(02:17):
watch him and you think at any minute that dude
could ball out. Josh Allen, you watch him. Any second
he balls out, Tom Brady balled out out, Patrick Mahomes
balls out, Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Balls out, Michael panics out, Brock Perdy the last pick
in the draft. He sucked. He balls out. I can't
believe he gets paid as much as he does. He
is so good and that's the difference. He's my height
and he's slow. All he throws his seven yard.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I don't care. Do they win games? Does he take
him all the way to the Super Bowl? Does he
take him to the NFC championship. Caleb william isn't that nah?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Last year?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Like brock Purty, it balls out. I don't understand how
a franchise can be so cursed in not being able
to find a quarterback that is good.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You guys have never been good in our lifetime.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
We went to the Super Bowl with Sexy Rexy Grossman
is what they called him, and Kyle Orton was decent.
But we haven't had a ball out quarterback since Jim McMahon.
That is the last time they had a quarterback that
balled out.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
We still like Sports Talks Chicago. We'll be back. It's
Gram's and Grandpa. We got your breakdown. Ain't seen it
since Jim McMahon. Back after this, No, we looked great.
The first drive, Oh my gosh, Kayleb Williams is a
world beater. He can ball.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
But once we got out of the plays that were
scripted that we went over one hundred times in practice.
Once they were practice game, you know whatever plays that okay,
you just got to come from. He didn't know what
to do. He didn't know how to do it. He
got scared every time he fell. I mean he fell
on the ground more times without being touched than I've
ever seen in my life. And every time he would
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check it down to the running back every single time.
And then the one with two minutes and twenty seconds,
when he has a chance to freaking ball out, he
overthrows DJ Moore right there, running left to the pylon
by twenty yards. I mean, I don't even know if
the ball landed on the white in the out of bounds.
(04:30):
He had no chance to catch that ball. Then oh
you think, oh we're about to score. He's running for
the pylon and he just sticks the ball out. He
doesn't run through to the defender. It was a touchdown.
No it wasn't. It was called back and it was
on the one. And then he throw it to Romaduze.
But what if he really if he could ball out out,
put your shoulder down and dive for the freaking pylon.
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The dude doesn't have it.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Tell that Di Xavier word that he doesn't have his
shoulder anymore, and I'll hang up and listen. I thought
this Ben Johnson guy. I thought they're all be buddies.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
No, No, he's supposed to be some offensive genius.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Great, but he took the genius from Detroit. Detroit now
has been years back in time. They did. They looked
like the old Detroit. They love John Kitna. If we're
gonna mention guys from yesteryear.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
No, they looked like Eric Kramer. Yeah, I am just
it was so depressing to sit there and realize that
Caleb Williams isn't it. And I understand everybody's like, oh,
but it's just awful. I started texting Batter's Box and
I was just like, it just sucks, man. It sucks
to know that our season is over, that we don't
have the quarterback that I thought we were getting when
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we drafted number one overall the Washington Commanders. Jaden He's like,
but it's only been one game. I might No, it's
been a year in one game. Jayden Daniels balled out
in Game one of the Washington commanders, like he balled
out from the beginning. When you have it, you get
like Williams just, oh my god, it sucks. Let me
let me just see what I texted him.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's probably not of note. Let me tell you two
things real quick. Did you not watch rap? All right,
we'll take a break, and we'll take a break. Two
important things to say about the Bears. Okay, I'm not
allowed to say. We'll be right back, yo. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Let me just let me go over the text messages
that I sent Batter's Box in my depressed mode on
Monday night, when I watched the Bear squander a lead
in the fourth quarter, when JJ McCarthy looked like he
didn't know what he was doing, and then all of
a sudden, he's just dropping dimes. He's scrambling out of
the pocket for touchdowns. And what is Caleb Williams doing. Williams, Williams,
(06:47):
Williams whatever. Williams bums them. He's just a bum. He's
just a bum. He's not any good.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Ray paint your nails if you support him.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It's not about painting the nails. I don't care if
he paints his nails. I don't give a crap.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, he goes to the nail salon. I'm not insulting it.
I'm just saying, my wife went to the nail place
forty five dollars, got it done yesterday. Your quarterback on
Sunday also gets his nails done. Nothing wrong with.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That, nothing wrong with it. Just play some football, be
a baller, be out there and put the team on
your shoulder, and let me have confidence that you can
do that, and that you're gonna do that. You're unbelievable
and you're gonna do something miraculous when you step out
of bounds at the one yard line, put your head
down and dive in the end zone? Like what are
we doing? Like he's just not it, He's just not it.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Your kid painting his nails? Did you let him do
that if he wanted to? Man? No, ray that second
part at it out of the video.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, I said, okay, I said, same old ass. No
offensive line, and Caleb subpar idiot, we can't stop the run.
Effing awful team, and he replied, OMG, I said, we're
never going to be good. First pick two years in
a row and still can't find an effing quarterback or
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an offensive line. Then he said, they just should have
kicked that out of bounds. Yeah, but we suck and
it just shows me. There goes my hope for the season.
He goes, Lol, one game, Yeah, but we lost to
a QB that's never played in the NFL. Awful already
heard that. And he said, yeah, but Kevin O'Connell is
the QB god. Division game tough fans are pissed, and
(08:31):
I said.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
He's the god. Bruce Arians is a QB god. I'm
gonna go on a playground teach a kid to throw
some pigskin. I'll be a QB god.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Well, Kevin O'Connell might be a football god. I mean,
he had Daniel Jones on the practice squad and he
goes to Indian looks like he knows how to play football.
Of a sudden, what I love.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
How we say quarterback whisper, the offensive whisper. I'm gonna
start using that in my day to day life. Oh hey,
I'm the audio whisperer. What like can you imagine creeping
out some of these label Hey guys, I'm the audio whisper.
How's it going? Headphone whisper? What's up? How can I
help you out? I'm the guitar whisperer. It sounds creepy, dude, anyway,
(09:10):
So then I said, ry, I'm the bonehead whisper. I said,
Caleb Williams isn't good, And he said, to be fair,
you said it was champions week because we do a
weekly DraftKings like daily lineup where we play against some
my cousin's husband, his brother and or I guess his
two brothers and his cousin. Whoa that sounds like the
same tree. And I put a.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Bunch of national championship people, like people that won national
championships as my players. I had Trevor Lawrence as my quarterback,
won a national championship. Trevion Henderson won a national championship.
So he was referring back to that, and I said,
I mean seventeen points. He's supposed to be a generational QB.
He's literally Geno smith. He said, party got seventeen. I
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said McCarthy showed more guts and poison feel and one
game than Caleb has his his entire career, and our
d just collapsed. And he said, I went five and
one in fantasy this week. I said, the Niners get
franchise QB with the last pick, and we can't get
one with the first pick. How did we miss Dj
Moore by fifteen yards and with two twenty to go?
(10:15):
Dude sucks. Jaden Daniels would have never let this happen.
I mean, Jaden Daniels are already balls and Caleb still sucks.
And he waited till the next day. Tuesday replied, and
he said kid, And I said, it's true.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Kid. He says kid.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yes, I thought that was your brother that was but
he still talks like Keith sometimes we all say kid.
And then I said it's true and then he didn't reply,
and I said, yeah, you gave up trying to argue
for Kayleb Williams because you went back and watched the highlights.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
And you know he blows. You did more film than coaches. Congrats.
It's also week one man calmed down. Did you not
see Caleb Williams against Mayonnaise last year for Game of
the Year. Mayonnaise is throwing the ball over the place
the bears and look it up, guys, I don't know
(11:06):
if I'm factual. It was the ugliest mucket up game
you've ever seen. That was your quarterback. That's always gonna
be your quarterback. He's an ugly, gross throwing, sideways, rearing
cowboy tossing quarterback who's gonna bail himself out when the
cattle go running. He goes a lasso one on his own.
(11:29):
He's just a free wanderer man. He's not gonna sit
in the pocket like Bart Starr. He's not Terry Bradshaw.
Come on, man, put your cowboy hat and your cowboy
boots on and join the fan club. Caleb Williams is
a real American cowboy. He was running for his life
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every time I turned on the TV. Point number two
I had about the Bears. You suck. You act like
they're the chiefs through the dynasty. Bro, they ain't been
good since I've been alive. The only thing I remember
about the Bears is in high school college in that area,
there was this crazy defense. All of a sudden, they
were good and they had the old soldier field and
they said, oh my gosh, And I was watching on TV.
(12:12):
Bears won, Bears won a miraculous game, Bears one again interception.
This Bears team is crazy. That was exciting Bears football.
Then I went to college back in Chicago, and then
roommate throws on the wall. It's had Monsters of the
Midway and it's a bunch of guys in a bunch
of get jockstraps. That was the Monsters of the Midway.
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What do you call your boys now? Man? Oh, you
guys are it's a home game, and you guys looked
like you look guys look like a crime report. Man.
That was congross. There was a lot of a lot
of tape, yellow tape all over the place. That film
room is gonna look like an crime scene when they
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review it on Monday, even though it's Wednesday and we
just reviewed a game from four days ago.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh, you want to speak about that Titans game last year?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Oh? He louja.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Caleb Williams was amazing of fourteen of twenty nine for
ninety three yards. Dude, let me tell you that dude
is a baller. No, he sucks ass. It's unbelievable. The
Bears defense got a pick six. If you get a
pick six, you should win the game. I don't know,
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it's just it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
That's a gift, a gift, and you still don't know
how to close it out because you have Caleb freaking Williams,
who doesn't know how to play quarterback.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I should stop. I would like to know the stats
on getting a pick six and losing the game. I
bet it's rare because that's such a flip. And also,
are we now seeing with this kicking rule, they gotta
now landed in the basket? Guys are returning balls again. Yeah,
let's kick it out of the back of the end zone.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Well you can, it's a penalty. Who cares this five
extra yards? The Bears should have kicked it out of
the end zone, should have kicked it out of the
sideline so we could save the two minute warning for
when the Vikings get the ball back. But no, our
kicker kicks it in the back of the end zone.
They run it out. Then we only have twelve seconds left.
Would have saved us about let me see forty freaking
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seconds on the clock. But no, I mean, let's go
over Caleb Williams. Last year week eighteen, one hundred and
forty eight yards. The week before that, one hundred and
twenty two yards. Then he had three thirty four one
ninety one, one thirty four two fifty six three forty
two thirty one one twenty two seventeen one thirty one.
I mean he's in the hundreds more than he's in
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the two hundreds. This dude doesn't ball. And that's my
whole point. You can say it's week one. I am
so sad because I was so excited to come in
here and hear about your birthday and not be depressed.
And I hijacked this whole thing to talk about how
depressed I am. And Caleb Williams sucks.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Ray, you got a ball gag order. You can't talk
about your birthday. We can no longer talk about it.
We missed that window. I don't want people to hear
some unsavory things they did during the birthday party, so
we will put that in the lost podcast that will
never be released incorrect. We're gonna take a break. We're
gonna start the show.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Actually, then we'll take a break, and then we will
talk about your birthday party. I am sorry. I just
came in here and I've been frustrated for two days.
I've been sad. I've been sick.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
No, I haven't been sick. I've been sad. Man.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
It just sucks to feel this way, like I had
all this hope with Caleb Williams the number one draft pick.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
They've been for two years.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
People were saying, tank for Caleb, tank for Caleb, and
guess what we did. We tanked for Caleb and now
we got a tank for arch Manning. Oh God, please
say no, please say no.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
All right, let's start the show. We're losing a lot
of our women listeners. We're gonna do it live. Oh
the one so loser? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
It's Scissarey Mundo. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the north side of town with Bayser,
my wife, two point two acres, two point two kids
at Vanderbilt Clinic. I have a heart attack probably when
I'm seventy two. And yes, I am going to retire
from this podcast if there are two more bad comments
about me on the internet.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Over to you, man, I don't think anybody said anything
bad about you. Was there another bad comment?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
No, man, I'm just in a turf war right now
with Jennifer Brownlee. I feel bad now because she made
bad comments about me. I talked about it on the
air this air, a podcast air. What in bad comments
that she said? When I do the hum whistle, it's awful. Oh,
in frankly, that's precur to come at me like that
(17:00):
after everything I've given the Sore Losers community. And so
now she won't post on the Facebook page. So it's
it's not what she said. Yeah, it's me and her
knuckle deep. Right now, we're at the fifty I'm Caleb
Williams and she's Mayonnaise, trying to see who's gonna get
the first yard. Nobody's moving an inch.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Wow, I didn't know there was such a standoff. Is
she right on there that she was not gonna post
because of what you said? Is that what happened?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
No, but usually she's an active poster, and it just
looks like she's kind of removed herself from our Facebook group.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Or maybe she had a busy couple days.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
At work, and so we can't afford to not have listeners.
So here is a novel of branch through the podcast
into your ear in the form of will you please
accept this olive branch? Jennifer Brownlee. Here it is, I'm
handing it to you. Thank you. We would love to
(17:53):
have you back on the Facebook page. Segue into my birthday. Well,
let's first take a break, talk about all of ranches. Yeah,
I A you have a hall of Martini probably, yeah,
I wouldn't doubt it.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
We'll take a break. We'll we're back, all right. Ray's
birthday weekend. Let me hear it.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Uh. We went over to Pitts the night before. I
got a text from this is important, so I should
talk about it. You and Pitts. Both at the same time.
I've got dinner planned. Uh, Baser probably had a lingerie
picked out, and I get two dudes hit me up.
Hey man, this is lunch. I'd love to hang out
with you. Pitts. Hey brother, I'd love to have you
at my house. My wife had crack planned. And then
(18:34):
I go, hey, I feel bad they didn't come to
my birthday. Both didn't get invited. One got invited. One
din because it was a couple's thing. I need to
go over to their house. Went over to Pitts. We
had a blast, put down seven claws. You drove, showed
you the house, showed you the cornfields. I thought it
was a good night wish Chiefs could have won, but
that was the start of the birthday that kicked it off.
(18:55):
I want to apologize.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I thought about this, and I knew you had your
big birthday on set and I was going to Pittss
And I was really just throwing you an Olive Brandt
saying hey, like, if you don't have anything going on,
do you want to go over to Pitts's to watch
the Chiefs game. I didn't think that you were ruining plans.
And I'm sure Baser had some sexy outfit planned out
(19:18):
for you lingerie Edd, so she was going to ring
in your birthday with you on his fortieth birthday to
have some fun, do whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
You get to pick the style.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
And I thought about that, but when you were like, yeah,
I'm in, I was like, okay, I guess they had
no plans and everything was saved up for Saturday, and
now you bring it up. All you had to say is, hey, man,
it's my birthday. Besier's got some dinner plans and she's
got a teddy she's gonna put on. And we would
have been like, not totally understand, man.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
No, we had no plans. It was Honestly, we were
throwing around the idea of going out to each he
goes you want me to order in? My appetite was weird.
Just you guys know me, man, I'm neurotic. I was
already thinking about parking the next day, stuff like that.
But then we go to the next day. Hell of
a segue on to Saturday.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
And that's when I woke up plenty in hours early
for your birthday, actually five hours early with baby Box
ringing the doorbell.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Go listen to the Big Show to hear the story
Big Show, and so yeah, we just kicked it off. Dude,
we had the uber. It started eleven thirty. We head
down to Gars. It's called Friends. When you guys come
to town is great. You're not going to be able
to get to the level we got to. And none
of my friends understood. We had a private elevator. Guys,
you just go in the alley and zoom you right
up to the third They're going through the first floor,
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third floor, and all these people's security guards. Nope, sorry,
closed off private event. And all my friends are trying
to explain, oh, we're part of the private event, and
the scarity ear goes no, no, no, you go through
an elevator that you should have been told about. You're
not going to get through to the party on this way.
So none of my friends were allowed to get in
to my private party. Was that private?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
That means that it's tough to get in and highly secure.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
They were doing their job. Great job.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Bad move by Bay not telling about the secret elevator,
and maybe that's why everybody was so late. And there
was a bunch of pictures just you and Baser in
there because no one could find their way in. And
it took him about forty five minutes. And I'm glad
that that wasn't me. If that was you, you would
have turned around and gone home.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
And guys, hope this music goes along with it. Maybe
it doesn't. But Pits Pits did not know. Sorry, wrong person.
BJ showed up with a cocktail from third floor or
fourth floor. That is BJ. We's free drinks, dude, So
he had thought he had the pregame or something. It
was like a one drink limit, BJ, for three and
a half hours, We're going to drink as much as
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we want. So then we got the party kicking, dude,
everybody's showing up and it was way too big when
I say that, we had the pool table, We had
the Seventh Club, which is a membership. I think people
pay twenty thousand a year. John Elway, I.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Did see your bottles of your posts and that was
pretty freaking cool. And there were some people that didn't
have bottles in there, so that's their specific bottle of alcohol.
So when they come they get that bottle.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yep, and you get to do a locker. Obviously Garth
and Trish had one, shack, Wayne Gretzky and John Elway
to name a few, and so yeah, so it's an
exclusive club. We had access to that, the bar, the
cigar room, the pool area. The guy goes the butler,
I'm just gonna make him sound fancy. He goes, oh,
it's a little bit of a nip in the air.
(22:15):
I'm gonna turn the fire on. He fires up the fire.
We got signs every TV said raise forty his birthday,
and I go, guys, guys, I'm vain, but for love
of God, throwing some football games. I don't need to
see it's my birthday for four hours. So they got
it rocking. We had games going, drinks are flying, sit
down at the Lord's table, and it was a huge
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dining room table, eleven people and we just started dining,
just started dining, man, and it was the type of
thing you know Broadway. You overlook Broadway from the second floor,
third floor, fourth floor, but we had a private window
that overlooked the whole thing. And so Bazer I talked
about this a little bit on the Big Show starts recording,
goes give us a speech, and the host butler, everybody's
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behind me there and they're just kind listening in see
what we're all about. Dude, I start giving a speech
about how rich we are, and I was like, guys,
nobody is as fortunate as us. As we look down
on a Broadway, there is a lot of the less
fortunate here in Nashville. We have all risen to the top,
just like in life, and in this building we are
the upper crust of society. Let's toast the glass to
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being the wealthiest members, the one percenters. We're not Gen pop,
we're not Gen pop. And everybody toasted the glass, and Dude,
I think our main guy, James, He's just like, oh
my gosh, these people are the vainest I thought I'd
seen it. This is vanity that like I've never seen before.
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So then I think they knew our personalities after that.
But yeah, we toasted and rocked it and we're drinking.
Food was flying in and out.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Lord, can you give us a little spread? Like what
did you have bacon? What are we talking?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
They had the dips there that was rocking. It was
more of a brun It was shifted from brunch to lunch.
So I got a burger. A lot of people we're
doing salads. Dodd, now he can't really eat a lot
of meat, trying to keep that cholesterol down. People are
trying to be healthy. What else did I see floating
around ten?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Nothing says a fortieth birthday party, Like people are watching
their cholesterol, just saying like at twenty one, you would
have never mentioned cholesterol, you'd even know the word. Now
that you're forty, your friends are looking at their cholesterol like, ah, man,
if I'm gonna have a bud heavy, then I'm gonna
have to have a salad because of the cholesterol, the calories.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Totally different vibe. And so it was champagne after cranberry
orange champagne. Another toast, another one about midway through, everybody's
eating ten dyes Burgers were the main popular thing. Couple
salads a lot of chicks, and they've did some dips
to Trisha brought out her cookies and her birthday cake,
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which I think might have been like it's called wedding cake,
so it's one of those it's like the it cake
to get. You can get it at an ice cream
place theme near me. It's called wedding cake, so people
will know it. If you go to a restaurant you
request wedding cake is just this special kind of cake.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I've had the wedding cake. Snow cone from the snow
Cone truck.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Taste probably like that. And so halfway through DoD they
come out with a couple of those things I shot
you with for your birthday. Those eighties. I loved it.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I saw the video of you and justin like high
five and after one you're like whoa.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
You both did the whoa face. And then that's when
I go back at our what we had like a
lady hostess, we had a butler, we had a bartender,
we had a concierge. The concierge person's up there, and
I go, careful, guys, no more of those eight I'm
a war vet and the guy looked at me like
I was dead serious. Oh boy, oh boy, I mean
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because two of them shot Justin right in the ass.
I mean they were five feet away from him.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Was that his special request? Hey, when you're gonna shoot these,
make sure you do it right in my ass?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
And so they brought the sign out and that's when Angeline,
I think, did I talk about this two days ago?
Angelina had the lingerie on with the pasties. Yeah, and
she grabs immediately the Happy fortieth sign ray and like nothing,
there was no there was no learning curve. She grabs
it and immediately knew how to be a sign girl.
I go, Angelina, you need to be on any rooftop
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right now on Broadway. You've got a career in this. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
You see those ring girls at UFC and like the
Tyson Boxing whatever the hell that thing was, And you
know it takes skill and talent to do that. I
thought there was a lot of training. They probably had
tryouts all that, sort of like the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.
And so you're telling me Angelina was able to just
pick up a sign and walk around the room. Yeah,
And did that help with her? And Justin rekindling. Everything's
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great with them. They've never been better.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
So they had a couple weeks off from each other.
I think they're back on that is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, and maybe she looked at she went to sored
loosers dot Com, checked out the fantasy League, saw you
guys were in first place we are and said, huh,
maybe I need to go ahead and get back with
Justin if he's about to win all that money.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
But yeah, did some pool. The pool game a little slow,
and I go, hey, guys, we're on a time limit here.
Instead of just playing this like we can go to
Wild Beaver and play pool for fifty cents. I'm pretty
sure this room costs thousands to rent out. Maybe I'll
take a couple of shots and then enjoyed the whole
group instead of us guys over here betting one dollar
on a pool game. And so we left. The pool
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game never got finished.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Also, when you said pool earlier, I thought you meant
there was a swimming pool there, but you meant a
pool table.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Pool table, got it? Also another little added to it.
You're only gonna see it on that second level. I
think Garth took a picture of Tricia as she has
some sort of nighty on and it's there on the
second level, so only exclusive members, only people that rent
out the room are able to see this photo. It's
pretty revealing. Seems a little strange to be putting up
in your bar.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
It was awesome, so no, I'm not saying it wasn't awesome,
but it's a litle weird to be. I mean, that's
like if you opened a bar called Ray's, you know, review,
and then you put a picture of Bay taking her
teddy off, Like.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Hell, that would damn right, And then we're up there
and the.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
That's like, that's like Callaway opening a bar and putting
a topless photo of Soda Miguel up there.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
It's like, why would you do that? You don't want
to reveal your lover. Yeah, she's not that, but it's
just it's just your touch. I mean, look at Jelly Rolls.
He's got Bunny all over that place. I had one
of the rooms. She's nanked different. She Bunny's different.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
She you can see Bunny if you want to go
see Bunny on the internet.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Okay, going Bazer, she's got an Instagram. You're right, my fault,
and they did us right at the very end green
tea shots. Hey you guys, right at three thirty, they're
wrapping us up, shot after shot after shot. Look at
this guy.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Man, I didn't even give you my order months ago.
No crap, man, Man, thank you so much. Man, I
can't wait to eat that.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Ray can have it.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Man, That's why I so what we do. It's on me, right,
didn't get well, it's on me.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
He just got food delivery. Folks. Amazing how big this
podcast has gotten. Yeah, and so yeah, then we go
to hit the bars. I was trying to think, did
I nail everything that we did? Inside of that area?
We told embarrassing stories about each other. It was just
a funny time. Everybody's joking making fun of and you know,
sometimes they go a little hard on me. They're like
he hey, you know you look like a woman, and
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I'm like, guys, it's my birthday. If we could tone
back to making fun of me, And then immediately people
be like, oh, I'm sorry, I went a little far.
I'm sorry, I apologize. It was it was like that,
and the Dodds hadn't seen them since the Clinton administration.
They got two kids. Now, the hun Lees haven't seen them.
They're they're doing awesome stuff. No, they didn't, they didn't.
(29:45):
They didn't get the invite. But I did get a
call the night before from Nick and he goes, Happy Birthday.
But yeah, they're south of town with kids. So we
didn't kick them an invite, got it. Do we take
a break? We take a break.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
No, we don't take a problem. We've only been going
for like five minutes.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
And so, oh, what was I going to say about
Tricia's kitchen, the main room, the fire place. Oh, my
father in law built the whole thing. So it was
awesome to see the actual architecture in design. A lot
of similar things in my own house. And I said,
my architectural father has got a touch. If somebody can
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see your touch in a place, boy, your talented boy.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, because I mean I remember when we went to
the grand opening and I was like, man, and I
don't think he really remembers me. And I still not
sure he really got my joke. But I was like, man, hey,
I really liked what you did with that wall over.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
There, and he's like huh.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I was like, oh, yeah, I noticed, Man, I don't
know if that wall.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
If that piece of trim is even.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
And he just looked at me like, get the hell
away from me, And I.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Guess he does. He like jokes, he does. After a
couple of Coors lights got it. I gotta say the
team we didn't go alone the entire time we showed
up at the place met James went on the elevator,
there was another person on there rode it up to
the third floor with them. Once we got out, there
was a host who took us to the bar. Bartender
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was there, our private bartender only working for us. And
then we were shown to another lady who took all
of our orders. And then we were shown to dancer,
who came out with the sign. Originally before Angelina ripped
it from her clutches, it non stopped it. It was private, private, private,
so we never wanted to leave. At three thirty. We
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thought we're gonna lead. Like two thirty, we go, oh
my gosh, there's it really an Eastern or are we
shooting for Central. We're all trying to and people are like, hey,
I was gonna get one more drink. You know, it's
like three thirty five, dude. They're like, guys, get out,
y'all gotta get out. We just kept ordering. We didn't
realize it was going to be it was going to
go so fast. So guys, remember that not a lot
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of truckers. Maybe you're never going to do a private room.
I get it, but no, they do.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
They have private rooms at those love truck stops. Man
for the truckers and the lot lizards.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
A boy, that time goes fast when you're having fun
with your friends. It seemed like we're up there for
ten minutes. I kept looking at my watch. I'm like,
is it so? It was three thirty? Guys, stop playing stupid,
like literally, we have other people coming in. This is
like freaking shacks coming in his bottle and you guys
are messing with his locker right now. I get on
the play at the piano. I started playing the piano.
(32:20):
They're like, okay, I tell Justin, at what point, so
say you rent out this room and you pay a
lot of money, at what point do you cross that
line where they actually kick you out of something that
you're paying to rent out. And is it possible to
get kicked out? I think you got to do a lot.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Okay, that's what I think. You've got to do a lot.
Because they are like this money is so nice that
you can get away with more. It's sort of like
if you're in the high Roller room in Vegas, AKA
one week and a half until I am there putting
money on that green felt and I cannot freaking wait.
I've been having dreams about Vegas. But kid's birthday, I
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think you can act a little bit more on when
you're spending the money. Yeah, it's so like when you
get bottle service at the club, the guy usually with
the buying bottles can slap the cocktail wagers on the
butt because you know why spending money is it right?
That's up to the establishment and.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
BJ telling the bartender he's attractive. Me jumping on Garth
Brooks piano and I don't even know how to play
the piano. I mean those are probably gray area those
actually walking the fine line. Yeah, so we got the
hell out. We went to Wallen's Bar. Whoa. Then we
got out of Wallen's Bar. Right, we forgot it was
built on the wrong side of the alley. What happens
when something's built incorrectly and it's not on and the
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wind hit stuff up.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
The alley has a lot of nasty dumpsters, and so
that that the aroma flies up into Wallan's Bar and
it's like, man, they need to build a cover over
those trash cans because it stinks so bad.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
We'll never go back. It smelled like raw sewage. I
thought somebody just tore their own ass out and went
the bathroom on the floor and everybody goes, no, no, no,
I'm smelling it too. I think it was that entire
row of dumpsters. And anytime we get a whaffer, it's
because a gust of wind comes through the top windows.
So we left, we were out. We went midtown. They
said your favorite spots, so I did Garse for the
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b day, the brunch. Then I went to Wallings if
you guys want to know the path. Then we went
to Midtown and had a black car because we had
such a big group. I think we had two ubers
at that point. Go to odi'es. Odie's is amazing, never
been man, So it's a good spot. It's good because
you got the AstroTurf in the out, a huge ass TV,
bunch of college kids, people rooting for games where they
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have the sound on in the middle area, there's bands playing.
You could it's a shade. It's like not shadier, but
it's a dimmer so if it's like super bright out,
you can chill in there. They also got one of
those electronic menus. You don't even have to talk to
a person. You just go up to AI type in
what you want. Two minutes later, some robot brings you
your food. That's amazing, so you don't even got you
can just type in your drinks into there. Two no,
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just the food. Got it. And it was this one
friend of ours, Nicole. We always try to find her.
It's so big too that we never find her. But
that was our goal, was to find her and maybe
get a couple discount of drinks. I don't think we did.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
And then, oh, Nicole's not part of a group. I
thought Nicole was part of the birthday party. She disappeared
in ODI's and you haven't seen her since. But this
is someone that you don't have to worry about them
being in the Cumberland. She just works there. But she
wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, she's an old person from our apartment. We always say,
let's go find a cole for cheaper drinks. Never can
find a coal it's a big spot. But on the
inside also there's a pontoon boat. Yeah, random, of great,
you can just go sit in a pontoon boat and
you're doing your drinks fun.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Did they have a song about a pontoon boat or
is that because I thought that was another band.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I don't know where that fits in.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I know, I think that's Lady Anna Bell and said
pond tune living on the pondtoon, But go ahead.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
I know Old Dominion Od's is Old Dominion. Yeah, od
O d o d odes. That's how you get the name.
And there's usually a DJ there too. But yeah, then
we bounced a red door. You guys know, there's a
skeleton in the ground. We all peeked in, looked at
the skeleton. We all did root beer shots. Doesn't even
take us like alcohol. It's a little bit dangerous. And
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then after that we jumped a wild beaver and that
was our night capper. Wild beaver is nuts.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I'm gonna tell you what. It's over there by itself
and it still survives because it's a vibe.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, it's nothing but cowboys there. And they got a
little live bowl bucking chicks off. They got they got
tarp and they got cushions around. So these chicks ain't
getting hurt. But it was launching broads and we're drinking.
I mean, you can't even get a white claw there.
I mean we were drinking who knows Miller, High Life
and Bud Heavies. Like you guys don't have Seltzers. What
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the hell are you talking about? You want a seltzer? Boy?
What are you? Caleb Williams and your painted fingernails? Boy?
We are cam Wood and the Tennessee Titans. You know
we don't drink seltzers. This is the South, this is Nashville, Tennessee.
What do you mean you boys rode in Uba, not
your horse. So it was like that for about an hour,
(36:58):
and I guess they said I was feeling a little
tipsy and I kept knocking over my chair. Oh so
that's usually when it tells a telltale sign of the
leg starting to go out. So not a ton of
memories from that. I took pictures, nothing really of note,
just listening to music. I believe they do a karaoke
and I always kept saying to the people, how funny
it was. Steven Hunley, he's a singer. Eric Dodd's a singer.
(37:19):
I'm kind of a rapper. Ali Khaleen is a singer.
Justin actually is. He's a little dup.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Justin can sing, you're telling me Justin has.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
A voice kind of. So basically the entire group is
somewhat musical, and we're just all chilling at a table
together and none of us are doing karaoke, and we're
listening to all these scrubs do it. They'd be like
going to a bar in Chicago and Caleb Williams are
like some throwing thing. There's like a it's like a
daven Busters and Caleb Williams and the boys DJ Moore
(37:51):
are just sitting down watching you and me throw the
football in the target. That's exactly what it was like.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
It's like when Joe from Sarasota in you know, his
much longer younger wife Amber come for coaches Canna Mention
two years in a row and they want to sing karaoke,
and good god, the crowd hated us, hated us. First,
Amber and I were so drunk we couldn't sing. Then
Joe picks a song that I love but no one
else knows Corpus, Christy Bay, Robert Rokean. No one in
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that bar knew it, and they looked at us like,
get these idiots off the stage, and you guys were
the people at the table going get these people off
the stage.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Couldn't have told you what they did. It was probably
some country song. But then we split. We went back
to the crib, but we went deep. Justin wanted to
pour one out for his dog on the grave. Had
The sad thing is we had the Oklahoma Michigan game going.
Couldn't tell you a play from it except for I
watched them the whole replay, but he could didn't watch
it live, which I'm upset about. But we went poured
one out on Templeton's grave, played beer pong. Ended up
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playing this game where I was trying to show Justin.
I was trying to make him believe how great of
a pitt I was, when really I was kind of
like D three, D three, like never even D two,
and I was so I was trying to actually make
him believe, and I was like, okay, And so I
hit the cup once with the whiffle with the ping
pong ball from across the house. If I do it again,
he's literally gonna think I'm like Clayton Kershaw out here.
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If you will. The late all right, Clayton Kershaw ten
years ago, Glass now or Paul Skeen's maybe a scoo ball.
There you go. Well, and then the next thirty times
I missed every single time, So I didn't make him
believe that. But that was the initial goal. And the
question who made it back to the house?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Should you justin and Baser?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
And I go, Baser, how did it end like that?
And she goes, I probably egged it on and said hey,
let's go play games back at our place for his birthday.
And so then maybe he felt pressured in And so.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Did you look at him like you looked at me
and said, hey, Baser probably had a night he ready
for me, and this is what you do like you
did just did to me on the podcast about Friday Night.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
No, I think Baser for my birthday just wanted to
continue the party. Every The Dods had to turn it
in at five, they had to sitter, you know, the
other couple. They had to sell houses. The next day
they had to turn it in. Angelina drifted off, she
had to get back to Germantown, and so it was
really just kind of us Ali. Ali's like, I'm tired,
we've been partying. She basically works at Garth's Bars, like
you guys brought me to the bar. I work at
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Thanks Oh. She's like, I didn't know how she worked there.
She does. She does Oasis on like Tuesday nights, and
sometimes she'll do the main stage. Got it, she'll play music.
So she goes, I'm out, and so just us three
take it back. I believe the goal was to get
a power ball before ten pm. As fate would have it,
we never got that power ball, and some frat daddy
won at Texas. I don't think that's real.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
I know it looks fake, so fake, but so funny,
well done, well played.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
And so we never made it. Tonight, Rundout gas Station,
I got that Rundown powerball ticket. Instead we're pouring drinks
over a dead dog's grave. And then Justin stayed the
night there, woke come up the next morning. I said,
happy fortieth man, get off my lawn, and that's it. Man,
we'll take a break. I think you wanted more from that.
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I just I don't know if I was able to
give you as much as you needed from that. Now.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
It was absolutely brilliant, it was beautiful. I feel really
to emotional buy it. I mean, I will say that
while you were doing your birthday party, while you were
probably on shot number three, and you were doing the
toast about we are not a pe on, we are
not the common folk. We are the elite, and we're
never going back to that status. I was at my
kid's soccer game and it was first noon was baby
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Box two, and he played, and we showed up another
team only.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Had two players. That's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
And so I said, baby Box and baby Box three,
you're gonna be on their team. And because baby Box
two is if he's not our best player, he's our
second best player. We have another kid named Nick that's
pretty darn good. And so basically the game was Nick
versus baby Box two, one on one, the whole game,
and so that was really exciting.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
And it's just like they're.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Battling it out, battling it out, battling it out, battling
it out. Cool, all right, game over one o'clock. Baby
Box two, baby Box one takes the field and the
guy that runs league comes up to me goes, hey, man,
just let you know, they got like quite a few
girls on their team, so you may need to give
one of your boys, because I know your son's gonna
you know, And I'm like, yeah, okay, all right, but
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we only had four players at the beginning. We're supposed
to have five, and it's three boys and a girl
on our team, and they had five.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Another coach comes up to.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Me, he's like, hey, man, we have five and I
see you guys only have four, and you want me
to sit one out. And I said, man, trust me,
you don't need to see anybody out.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
It's fine. Did you tell me you don't see gender? No? No,
I went about gender.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
I said, five players, it's fine, man. I'm just telling you, like,
we're my team will be fine. We were not worried
about you having five. We have four and it's gonna
be plenty. And we proceeded to win thirteen to one.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Dude, your kids are a step above man.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
And Baby Box scored their goal. When he was trying
to kick it out, he accidentally kicked it in the goal,
so they really maybe had two shots on goal the
whole game, and Baby Box kept asking me, Dad, Dad,
how come we never get to take a goal kick?
And I said, Bud, because they've got to get it
down here first before you can take a goal kick.
So he was getting mad because they kept getting goal
(43:09):
kicks because we would shoot and miss and go out
and they would get a goal kick, and shit like
after a while, like, I mean, I don't know how
many goals in I stopped cheering for goals. I'm not like, yay,
good job. I'm just like, all right, guys, come back,
come back. You guys, just come back, come back. Let's
just line up. They're gonna kick it off.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Well, soccer in America that it's looking bright.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
I mean, baby Box stole the ball from one kid.
There's like a fifty to fifty ball, which you know
either one can get it, and they both hit the
ball at the same time, and Baby Box hit it
with so much power. The other kid fell over and
he's like and he looks at baby and he goes,
what was that for. I'm like, shut up, kid, like
it's soccer man. He didn't like, what do you mean
(43:53):
what's that for? He stole the ball. He wanted the ball.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
These kids had never played. He wanted to go score.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
And it was just like, man, this man, it really sucks,
like it's not even fun. I told my wife and
she was like, well, at least it's almost over.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
That's on the parents for you guys not to look
at the league's assess them, figure it out. You guys
just went in blindly, absolutely blindly. But here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
My wife's like, oh, it's almost over. I said, no,
it's not. We've only played two games. We still got
four games to go. And one of the dads that
wasn't there week one, he was I don't know, the
grandma was there. Afterwards, he looked at me and goes,
is this how all the games are? Yeah, it's my boys,
And I said, yeah, that's how the first one. He goes, oh, boy,
(44:35):
that's exciting. And then the boys went and played in
the baby Box two and his friends were playing on
the playground. Baby Box one and his friends after the
game went and played in the woods for a long time,
and it was just.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Like, man, it was rough. It was just rough.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
And so I looked at it and I was like, man,
we gotta find a new league. So I really feel
like I could have maybe gone to the birthday party
as it was happening.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
I was like, did I really need to be here?
Oh my gosh, you missed the birthday party for thirteen
to one.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
That's what I mean, Like I have no like it
wasn't even enjoyable, Like I feel bad that I didn't
go to the birthday party. I would have felt bad
missing my kid's soccer game. But then after watching it,
it's like watching a massacre, and it's very uncomfortable because
the other parents, their kids are just getting slaughtered. And
I don't know if they're getting mad at my kid
(45:25):
or the couple kids on our team that actually know
how to play soccer and are running up and down
the field and want to score, or if they don't
even care either. But that weirdness of like man, all right,
thirteen to one. But one of the girls on our
team she did score. That was pretty cool. She hadn't scored.
She didn't score the first game.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Dude, you unit just thought of what I never had
record on the video. That's what happens when we don't
do it all at once. Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (45:57):
So I've been over here hitting the damn buttons.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
I mean it like twenty times.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Well yeah, because you had a good long you know.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
See, I can only do it in one hole. Swath
this in and out. That's just not good for audio
and video that's how you screw things up.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
That sums up our podcast in a nutshell. Right there,
I swear that sums up our podcast in a nutshell.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
I was just thinking looking at this audio. I was like,
that's crazy. They just records on its own the video,
and I was like, it doesn't just record on its own.
I got to actually hit it. You know, it's funny.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Right when you start talking, I went to reach to
hit the button to make the camera switch to you.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah, it never records. Man, Oh my gosh, Well it's tough.
It's tough to do video when we're bouncing in and out. Yeah,
we need a whole one sitting. You want an email?
What up? Losers?
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Day one listener, I've been trying to get in the
Fantasy League every single year and have missed out every year,
waiting for my name to be called like I'm schador
on draft night. Then you start calling out all the
losers that didn't make it, and thought to myself, at
least I'm not alone. But my name didn't even get
called at the end for the ones that missed out,
did Arnold take my name out? This is the biggest
(47:15):
conspiracy of twenty twenty five hashtag fantasy gait. I'll hang
up and listen, Rich Rich Ramsey.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Tell us how many people signed up and don't lie.
Four hundred. See, people had less than a five percent chance.
You have better odds at roulette. Similar.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Yeah, and here's another one, coachers, what up? Did I
think Dallas would win?
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Yes? Did they win? No?
Speaker 2 (47:40):
But I still think Dallas will be okay if that
is the best the NFC has to offer. Our parsons
less defense held the high flying Eagles in the second half.
Williams looked great, Dak looked good, The O line looked good,
our corners contained aj and Smithy, and the defensive held
Saquon to sixty yards. Cde Lamb just needs to catch.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
The ball and we win.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Huge shout out to Hawk to a girl, I mean
Jalen Carter for making it easier on our O line.
At least the Cowboys gave me a reason to have
some kind of hope this year.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Shh sh.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
Justin Morland. I'm glad you have hope.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Bears have no hope. Man. Yeah, it sounds like if
this should have, could have, would have. If if this
if sounds like same. People in Vegas have a lot
similar to football fans. Oh, oh, if just if just
this would have happened. Oh if I would have just
walked away. Then if this tight end would have done that.
You guys sound like Vegas people, You football fans. I'm
a football fan too.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
If that guy would have just hit, I would have
won a million dollars. If I would have just if
it would have bounced one number over on the roar
that wheel, I could have retired. I there's a lot
of ifs. Like everybody looks for the silver lining. It's
sort of like I do. If Kayleb Williams was good,
then I'd have hope. If Kayleb Williams could ball, the
Bears would have a future. But as it is, we
(48:59):
don't have a future. Just like there is no future
video going up today because we didn't hit record.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
There's no way. There's no way. Yeah, just because we
bounced in here earlier.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Right for a little six minute jaunt. Then we had
to get out. So all right, everybody, have a good Wednesday.
We'll talk to you on Friday.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
We're not meant to do video, no, No, we are.
People like our videos. They were doing pretty good, but
I mean you is it taken away from you. No, no,
it's not. Did you see me? I nailed it today?
I nailed it right, And who's gonna pay for the
program to do the auto switcher? It's been a year now.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Oh yeah, I've been talking to the guy about that.
He say he's been working on it, but is he
really working on it?
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Or do they just say that? And it doesn't help
that this screen used to be right here where I
could see it. And it's my own fault because you go,
how does it look from right here? I can't see it.
I've come all the way over here, so I would
have known that it wasn't recording, but I can't. But
if in the audio and video industry, if you're blinded
from something, that's usually gonna f you, just like when
you're driving down the interstate. That after me that somebody
(50:07):
moved the screen, Wayne, do you tie somebody moved the screen,
just like somebody moved the cameras the other week.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
You know what, that someone in life taught me something
really important to do in this point.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
That's on me. That's on me. I'll say no more.
That's on me. That's on me. That's on me, Team Truckers,
Sorry about that, that one's on me. All you farmers,
When you mess up those crops and they're not green,
(50:43):
that's on you, but today it's on me. Last, but
not least, when you run into a bridge you block
a road for an entire day, that's on you, tug boters,
w that's on you, guys. And when you pull over
into somebody else's lane without turning a blinker on you
(51:03):
almost kill a family, that's on you truckers.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Hey, When I'm riding those back roads and I get
stuck behind a damn tractor going thirty five and I
have to sit behind him for miles because it's a
no pass lane, that's on you, farmers.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
That's on you.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
And when Caleb Williams bounces the ball and overthrows a
receiver by twenty yards, that's on Caleb.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
That's on Caleb. But don't worry.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
Our offensive line camp block a soul either, and we
sign our GM to a five year extension like that,
that's on the owners. I don't know who the hell
that's on, but I'll still be cheering for him this
Sunday when they get their ass kicked by the Lions.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
All right, man, we gotta go, Yeah, yeah, and the Niners.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Man they're in I mean rock party, maybe out kittles.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Out rock party's playing kittles. Out kill diddle. I'm gonna
tell you what.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
The line dropped a four four and a half guys
snatch that the Niners defense can win, that they can
cover four and a half, no problem, take it to
the bank.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Why the Saints, Yeah, what do they got minus four
and a half?
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Dude, Little baby rattlers, Little baby rattler.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
I don't scare me. I ain't scared. A rattler did
stop the recording
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