Welcome Back Football, You've Been Missed

Football is finally back and most everyone is excited about NFL starting this weekend. Lunchbox's Wife seems to have forgotten to check the NFL schedule because she has packed the first NFL Sunday with a bunch of events. What is Lunchbox going to do? Morgan stops by to talk about why she doesn't want to date a guy who likes football and Ray gives us details on his gambling highlights from vacation. Who's ready to make money????

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a little worried. Coach. He's with them. Coach used
to be with Pat McAfee his radio show, his show
worked in Indianapolis. He worked with him. He didn't work
with Yes, he did. He was with him for a year.
Oh no, yeah, dude, And he.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Goes, Dude, it's just like a shit shore. There's no
health insurance. It's it's a wild West Barstools. That was
when they're with Barstool.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Then he kind, yeah, it's like when we've started, man
and he's on the ESPN and look where we are, dude.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I wonder if ESPN was wondering what's the next radio
show we're going to pick up, and they chose Pat
McAfee instead of the Sored Losers Nation podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
They probably listened to a couple episodes and then they realized,
we're gonna go with Pat McAfee. That damn right.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
But I said it once, I say it again. He's
a quick talking son of a bitch.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
He's good.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
He is damn good man. What do they do better
than us? They got more guests, he said, he's ed
werder everybody. We don't have guests, so that's our one problem.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
But that's just no, we had a guess, we had
Nax McCarty probably.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
But I'm saying like he's got three in one day.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, he has guests, he has a lot of money.
He has connected That's that's really what it is. He
has connections. We don't have those connections.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
He has more knowledge, he has more research, he has
more staff, he has more resources. So pretty much he
has everything that we don't have. But that's not to
say that our podcast sucks. It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
But let me tell you this though, and this is
actually a bigger picture, and you guys need to understand this.
Colin Cowherd used to be effing hilarious when he was
in Bristol. He had Fish that was one of his
guys in Amanda. She ended up, I believe being a
school teacher.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
That show was epic. Colin would get on there and go, man,
what are these women at the pool doing? They're sitting
there drinking a margaritea at noon? What jobs do they have?
Just he'd go off on tangents. Never does that anymore,
never because he became Fox Sports one. You can't do
that crap, Pat McVie. He was able to say the
F word he did all kinds of whacking crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Now you know this is on delay because they're gonna
try to edit out the F words. Really, I read
that somewhere.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I'm just telling you they've already changed because he Pat McVie.
At one point he goes, we're gonna have a great
damn time. He wanted to say the F word but
he couldn't. So with that all said, we're still allowed
to do what we want to do and do funny stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
People got it. Take this in.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
If we ever make it on ESPN or FS one
that I mean, that's when we'll start to be politically correct.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
That's great. I would rather make it there.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
But right, if they're not gonna get this kind of
crisp humor, it's gonna change. We're always politically but is
there our.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Humor any crisp anymore? I mean, we don't even have
that good of humor anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I'm telling you. On the Rock was funny? That guy
to have been our most downloaded episode.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
No, because I didn't title it shit on the Rock.
I should have. You should have. I should have. Yeah,
that's my fault. Let me see what I titled it?
Something about can you trust people? In Sored Losers Nation.
That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
They're like, why am I gonna listen to something ripping
on me about trust?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Should I change it to s on the Rock?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's pretty funny, all right? And you get on me
about picking teases. Lunch got all mad because I picked
a Colorado Rockies teas because I was trying to not
get us in trouble instead of picking a shit on
a rock.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Because now we're on.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
The highlight package where they do the Bobby Bones Network
and they play some clip that says, maybe you want
to check out the Sore Losers and the clip we're
gonna play a shit on a rock? I mean funny
to us, But if a lady in or soccer van
here's that.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, I just titled it that. So if that's what
you wanted it titled, that's what it's titled.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Now seeing look at mac if he's got all the
producers in the back and then.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
He's got like four co hosts.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
That was us when we had ed all right, I'm
gonna go ahead and start.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, let's go ahead, yeah, please, yep and I and
what's with McAfee not even being near the microphone. He's
like that's how he does it. Man, he's a mile
from it. It works. It got him d ESPN's you
know what? Yeah right, what's up man? I'm back here? Man,
what's up?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
You look like you're sucking off the micro Let's go.
You're so close to it, you're nobbing it.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh, I changed it. The old episode is s on
a rock, Keep it simple, stupid. It all started win
a dumbass met another dumb ass, and they became the dumb.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Ass TRIEO the end man hats off to Pat McAfee
and crew.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Dude, can we stopped doing the Pat McAfee show. What
the it's his first day? Who gives a damn? Who
gives a damn? I don't care. You want to know
how many times I've watched the show? Zero. I've seen
clips on the internet, nothing else. Don't watch it. Don't care.
I care about us. I care about sword losers Nation.
I think our nation is great. It's growing at a

(05:00):
now slow pace. It's mushrooming. It's like, uh, you know,
like how national is booming? Like twenty five people move
here a day or something. Yeah, we got like one
person a month new to this sore losers Nation. So
We are a little bit behind Nashville, but we're catching
up slowly. Do it live? Man? It was live? Oh
what sore losers? What up, everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know

(05:26):
the most about sports, talking even the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius. What up, y'all.
It's Sisson.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male. I live
on the west side of Nashville with Baser. We do
have a white picket fence at our apartment complex. Two
point five kids in a freezer at Vanderbilt, and I'll
die have a heart attack when I'm seventy two. Coach
over to you. I'm gonna try and get a little
bit more up deep upbeat.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
All right, it's football time and I am. I mean,
this weekend is gonna be amazing. It's gonna be amazing.
Yes we are. We are doing before the Chiefs game,
so we're not gonna go over the Chiefs game because
we don't know who won, who lost. My bet is
that the Chiefs won, but they didn't cover. I'm gonna
say the Lions covered the six and a half. I
don't know why, but the Lions are some feisty mothers.

(06:14):
They get down big, they keep fighting. So if you're
listening to this, we're gonna say the Chiefs won Lions covered.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
How smart do we sound? Yeah, I'm a season better.
I don't know about these individual games. There's no money
in that. You gotta do future season bet.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
No, no, no, there is money in it if you
hit the games. If you can pick one game a
weekend and just hit it every weekend, you're making money.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
But the average guy can't do one game. He'll do
two the three weeks or Friday night, Monday night.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
That's what happened. You start rolling it over, rolling it over.
Oh I'm gonna get this oop. No, no, I'm gonna
try this one. Oh no, no, no, oh, I'm gonna
hit another. That's not work. If you could just pick
one game, do you think there's an eighteen games eighteen
weeks right, survivor? No, no, no, I'm not saying survivor.
Do you think you could pick if we picked just
eighteen games the whole year, one game a weekend, do

(07:06):
you think you could go fourteen and four with the spread? Yes,
fourteen and four if you just picked one game a weekend.
Do you think you could go fourteen and four.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, but I'm not going to bet it. So I
don't think it's a fun bet. I don't care to
follow something to just prove that I can go fourteen
and four.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
I don't think you could. I think that's how hard
it is.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Oh, it's definitely. I definitely don't think I could. That
would be that would be me getting about seventy five
percent of them, right, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I mean experts sixty, right, but they they bet more games.
But I'm saying if you are only doing one game,
so you think that is your best bet of the week.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I mean, hell, I would almost say it starts out.
You got almost got to go lie in six and
a half without Kelsey. You gotta think the chiefs.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
It's over like that already happened. Like that already happened.
We can't go it right, like now, we can't go it. Okay,
but I am going to say that my wife last night,
we're sitting there and she goes, oh, by the way,
Sunday there's a birthday party from noon to three. Are

(08:12):
you kidding me? And I said, okay, yeah, it's right
over here, and I'm like, great, what father plans a
twelve to three birthday party on the first NFL Sunday
of the year.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I can it's the schools you guys go to. It's
your neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
It's a neighborhood. Yeah, you guys aren't football. It's not.
It's a weird part of town. It's a neighborhood. It's
a kid down the street.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I mean that is a direct violation of humans rights.
It's the opening weekend of NFL.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
I looked there and said, oh, okay, cool. So I'm
assuming I want her to text the people and be like,
so is there going to be TVs? Like? Are you
gonna have the games on? Is the NFL gonna be
playing anywhere in that house, like in the backyard. I
don't even know. I don't I'm not above it. But
usually Baser's parents will leave the TVs off. Dude, if
it's on a Sunday, Hey, we got to go around
by my parents. I'll hit him.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Hit tell her before, Hey, tell your parents, get game on.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Let's go. Yeah, I mean, let's get the TVs primed,
let's see what's going on. I need to watch some NFL.
I've been waiting for six seven months. For this, and
you're gonna tell me the first Sunday, there's a birthday
party from noon to three. Cool, all right, fine, I'll
miss I'll miss you know, most of the first games,
No problem. Get home three fifteen because it's right down

(09:34):
the street. Walk home, watch it. Then she goes, oh yeah,
and some of the moms of our oldest like class
I've been texting and we're gonna do a playdate at
the park three o'clock on Sunday. And I said, excuse.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Me, so this is on the back end of the birthday.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Going from birthday, she goes, we'll probably have to leave
the birthday party early to get to the play date.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's fine if you've got your phone. You're rocking the
games on your phone.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
No, no, I don't watch. I can't watch games on the
phone if I'm at the park. Dude, God to watch
my kids. Ready, it's now they get stolen. No, no, it's
not about them getting stolen. It's the other parents are
gonna want to talk to you. I heard that's on
the rise, though, No, I don't think it is on
the rise. I think America is safer than it's ever been.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
So you'll leave your kid at the playground unsupervised for
five minutes.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
You think it's that safe?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, that sounds like a bit today.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
And when you say unsupervised, like, I'm not, We'll be
hiding in a bush. Yeah, just see if he gets
kid Like, I think my kid would get a little
nervous if he didn't see me for five minutes. But
they asked me, Hey, can we run over there? And
I'm like, yeah, go for it. Like, I'm not that
worried about that. I think let them go explore. That's
I had the same thing with Boomer.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
He's fifteen fourteen, one of the two, and I said,
is he allowed?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Is he allowed to walk over there? You know? I mean,
can he just roll? I texted Maria is muffy? His mom?
I said? Can he stay up all night? Is that cool?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I didn't Is he allowed to just bounce out of
the apartment?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
How?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
What's the deal? You know you learn this stuff? Yes.
When I was growing up, we had a busy street,
Parmer Lane in North Austin that was built and there
was a convenience store on the other side, and we
used to walk to the convenience store friends spend the
night and I had friends that spend the night when
we were fourteen fifteen cross Palmer Parmer no less, and
they were like, oh man, my parents said, I can't

(11:27):
cross Parmer Palmer Palmer. Yes. And my whole thing was, Bro,
you're gonna be driving next year, but you can't walk
over there. We can't walk to the convenience store like
you're gonna be driving a car in twelve months, but
you can't walk across the street like a busy street
to get something at the gas station. Makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Dude, I'm from the country. I didn't know you can't
walk across interstates.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I did that a couple times. Really stupid. Bro.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
I lived in San Marcos on the Interstate and I
didn't have a car, so I had to walk to
the gas station when I worked there. So I thought
you could just walk up the grass, go over into
the interstate, run across it, get in to the middle,
and then go to the other side.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yes, I don't think it was a cop.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
I think it was some who the hell it was like,
let's just say, uh, DNR, it's in Michigan. That's like
a person that you know what DNR.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Do notscitate that like they find you dn R do
not resuscitate.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
It's a dude that does wildlife and conservation. Okay, yeah,
like a deputy, like a DNR officer. Dude stops me
and goes, You're not allowed to cross the interstate. That's
how I found out it's not normal to just sprint
across an interstate. So then I had to go all
the way down the access feeder road, loop around every
time I wanted to start my walk to work.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
That takes a long time.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, so I definitely went on the interstate another couple.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Because there was definitely a time when I worked at
Sam's Club in San Antonio too ighty one and bidders
and the NTB National Tyron Battery was across the street,
like across the highway. Get your lust batteries, get your
minus back, and I would drop my car off to
get the tires balanced and rotated. Hey filling up, man,
check the tire checked the butt, dude. And that means
I would have to walk down to the end, you know,

(13:10):
and walk underneath the highway and then back to the
Sam's Club. You want to use your life back, lubit,
tubit and go ahead and rub it. But of course,
me being an eighteen nineteen year old idiot. I would
run out on two eighty one. I'd run to the middle,
and dude, you do not realize how fast those freaking
cars are going until you get out there. Rest in peace.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
No, I'm okay, luckily, but don't Dwayne Haskins. Okay, me
and Justin were just talking about it. Great Ohio State quarterbacks.
Rest in peace, Dwayne Haskins.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
You get great Ohio State quarterbacks, but once they get
to the NFL, guess what. They're not good quarterbacks but
also not great. And that's why that has me worried
about Justin Fields. Well, no, because he's Hills is awesome. No, No,
he's awesome running the ball. He can't throw the ball.
Can't he throw the ball? I don't know, but name
me Ohio State. Last time they had a quarter back

(14:00):
that came out and is good. C Jase Shroud, We'll see. No,
I don't need to be I don't think he's gonna
be good either. Terrible Bryce Young Alabama. He's different, right,
but he's my height. These last couple of quarterbacks that
have come out or no, no, no, I just look
at Ohio State and what they have brought the quarterbacks
they can send to the league. They're not any good.
They're great in college. I don't know. It's weird how,

(14:23):
I don't know, but they're not.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Ohio State does not have this Devin Brown and this
Cooker kid, Clydesdale Cooker.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I don't remember. I didn't watch it, but I heard
they sucked. They both sucked, So dude, they're they're awesome.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
They got a great running back Marvin Harrison and Eggboo
on the outsides.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
But their quarterbacks they're so bad. Dude.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
They go running, they'll run two feet and run into
their linemen or something. I mean, unless they're gonna could
be nerves. Could it have been nerves the first weekend? Like,
hey man, first time playing college football. I'm a little scared,
little nervous, got a little sweat in your armpits, you
know what I mean. You got vomit on your sweater already.
And these weak well Bill heavy, Bill Day is gonna
sit him down, and he's gonna say his name's Ryan.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Guys, you're not running.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Just stay in the pocket and use that hammer arm
you got and snap one off ten yards throw to
your boys.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
They played Indiana.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
It was a tough game, but I've they've got to
do something because the quarterback sitch is sus So anyway,
hang up and.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Listen back to my story. My wife tells me we're
going to this playdate. I'll play it here, and I
am like, do you understand what Sunday is? And she goes, oh,
and by the way, I have a meeting. I have
to be at four, so you're the one that has
to take him to the playdate. Because I was thinking, okay,
I'm a back out of this playdate. If I'm going
to this birthday party, I can't miss the second half

(15:41):
of Sunday. Dads aren't expect dads used to be bad.
They used to be lazy, drunks, never home. All goes
to a damn playdate. No, no, we do twenty twenty three.
We're soft. No, that's the problem. If she has a meeting,
so I have to go to the playdate. You don't
go to the damn playdate.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
The hids can play in the backyard while you're watching
the TV.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
This is with all their fans, though, this is with
all their friends. I'm like, guess what.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Tommy doesn't have a friend Monday at school because guess what,
he's not going to the playdate.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
I said, if you are the one on the text
thread planning these, don't you think you should plan them
when you're able to attend? Because you're the one planning these,
and then you have a meeting, so you are planning
something for me to do when you didn't clear it
with me. Damn right. So the first NFL Sunday, I

(16:36):
don't know how much football I'm gonna get to watch.
You have to watch last night, yeah, and I'll get
to watch Sunday night and Monday night. But that's only
three games. The first weekend, you want to sit on
the couch, eat a bag of oreos, get some wings,
dip them in nothing, because I don't dip my wings anything,
eat them our I don't know. Have the boys over?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Hey, John, how's work been over at the mine?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Just poor planning by my wife, clock like the clock management,
the life management, her life management skills terrible.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Well, I had an eye opener. I don't know if
we're about to go to commercial. We're not ESPN or anything,
not thinking.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
What is your eye opener about? What? Morgan? Number two? Well,
why don't you tell us after the break? So she
was telling me.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
You know how we view our weekends watching college on Saturday,
NFL on Sunday. Yes, she said, it's unattractive that a
guy would just watch football all weekend. And I've always
just been in my own body and I've gambled heavily,
just been riddled with an addiction, but it's finally left me,

(17:49):
so I'm not necessarily addicted anymore. I do futures bets,
long term, I'll do a thirty dollars banger. And that
hit me so hard that that's how we're viewed by
some women.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
I know we're not dating Morgan, but.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Morgan said, I can't believe that you guys will just
it's unattractive for a dude to tie up his entire
weekend with a one track mind football. And I thought
that is deeper than I've ever thought about it before,
Like we sound like barbarians Neanderthals. Ray.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah, I've never really put much thought into that.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I've been thinking about I thought, what the hell would
I what if just one weekend I didn't watch any
damn football? Will my life be better? Am I gonna
have insights? Am I gonna just have the best conversation
I've ever had maybe, but I wouldn't know because I've
always done Saturday football and Sunday football, And she said
she never does that. She's actually looking for a guy

(18:47):
that does the opposite of that.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Good luck. Her quote was something about along the lines
of I want to I've been looking for a guy
that doesn't like football.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
And we said, you're not gonna find him.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
I know.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
I said, if you find that, they're not going to
be normal. Yep, which is maybe unfair because I do
judge people, like if I meet them, they say, oh, yeah,
I don't really watch football. Every one of my friends
watch his football. I'm like, what, Like, so what do
you watch? Like, how do I relate to you if
you don't watch Pitts doesn't watch college, right, Pitts only

(19:24):
watches Chiefs. See that's a little unattractive, but he's so
into the Chiefs. It actually makes him cool again because
it levels it out. But it's very At first, it
caught me off, Guarden and he said he doesn't watch college,
but then makes up for it. He basically has sex
with the Chiefs every Sunday or Thursday or Monday, depending
on the day of the week they play. But yes,

(19:44):
I am more of an NFL guy than I am
college guy. Really gets me off, right, but right I
I yes, lunch, I did not watch any college football
last weekend. That's on you.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I know the national champion. I know who's going to
be Heisman. You don't know shit right now?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Really, yeah, I told you who was going to be there.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
I said, dude, he fell in the trenches about a
quarter in. I went to bed that night, but it
wasn't pretty.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I said, take a flyer on him for Heisman before
the year, and that lasted about two quarters. I can't
believe they still even all. Morgan's mad. How did you
text her? Text her? Okay, no, it's a good bit.
You'll like this bit. No, this bit.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
We cater our bits to our guests talking to it.
I want to see if it like hello, Hello.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
I need to hear. Ray was brought up a great point. Ray,
he was taken back by something you said the other day.
It was deeper than you think. It was something. It
made him have self reflection and how he lives his life.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Amen, Broge, I haven't changed.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I've thought about it. I haven't changed your philosophy. You're
looking for a dude, and what did she say, I
want a dude that doesn't watch football week.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yeah, a guy who doesn't spend his entire weekend watching sports.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
And that that caught me off guard because I thought
about Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. We do that, and to
think that we're viewed by members of society as being
weird and like strange and yeah, and totally cut off
from being open and spontaneous.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Well you are, because here's the reality. Like, if you
don't have a partner, you don't have anything going on
in life. Cool, Like, you can do that, you can
do whatever you want with your time. But when you
get a partner and you continue doing that, you're wasting
Like all any valuable time you may have spending with
your friends, your family, your person anything, you're not wasting all.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Your valuable time you could be Those are the two
days that you dedicate to football Monday through Friday. Well,
Thursday night football. So Monday, Tuesday Wednesday Monday night football.
Dang it?

Speaker 3 (21:49):
So Tuesday Wednesday. Yes, that's my point here. You can
have your team and you can watch your team in
every single sport. That's great. I love that you have
something for you, but you do not need to watch
every Joshmo team that you genuinely do not care about.
You can keep track of it on your fantasy app. Great,
watch it.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
That's a great point.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Now, we don't need to watch the pointless games, is
what she's saying.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Well, I don't. A lot of college games are pointless
to me. There are so many pointless games in college
that it's so hard to watch. Like last week and
there was no really good games at all. Thank goodness,
I didn't watch any him this weekend has a few
good games. What about a guy that gambles, I mean, if.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
You're doing it with your own money, and like now, granted,
if you are financially stable and you do that, cool,
If you got financial problems in you're gambling, then I'm
probably bouncing pretty early.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
On not that he has financial problems, but he wants
to watch the game because he gambled on the game.
Have you thought about that?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Well, if I guess correctly, most of the time, it
means they're gambling on a lot of games, and you
can still keep track of that on your phone.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Okay, and I need to ask moregan this, so say
these past boyfriends of yours? Yeah, so on a Sunday
when NF on. Because you say you don't like dating
guys that just sit and watch TV.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
What did they do? What the hell did you guys do?

Speaker 3 (23:05):
We would go out and do stuff together.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Just blows my mind, Like.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
We go to breakfast, or we go on a fay,
we go and enjoy life outside of the.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
House that exists.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Yeah, we go to the gym together, Like I don't know,
there's so many things you can do.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
And they were cool with this.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, there was there was one that I dated that
was a football player and he spent a lot of
his time not only playing, practicing and watching and that
that just became a lot. I mean, obviously we didn't
work out so for a reason that not being the one,
but it definitely impacted me and how I date.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Now, what about on Saturdays when there's all the college
football on? What would you y'all do?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
I mean, I'm also cool, like, hey, say you want
to go watch a few games at a bar or
like watch for like two.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Hours, So a few games is fine. It's the eleven
a m Till eight.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
People, literally Thursday through Monday, like Tuesday, it is your
only days.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Like animals, my animal, my favorite bar Is. I totally
forgot about Monday night football bike. Oh but you have Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
and Friday during the day because college plays on Friday night.
Then you hit Monday and see it really does It's crazy,
howbut get goes start overlapping.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
So if you really have a massive sports fan, not
only is it just football season, and then like NBA
and then the baseball and they all start to cross over.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Then what time do you have, Well, you have to
watch the World Series.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Tell me that as a sports fan. If you genuinely
were watching like sports all the time, everything starts to
cross over. So what time of the year would you
genuinely have nothing to watch?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
I would say April May ish, it's all no hold
on too much. Hold on April and May and June
is NBA playoffs, so hold on, let me go back there.
On July is the dead days of summer where there's
only baseball. Okay, you watch baseball, but you you can

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miss a few games of baseball.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Okay. But like, think about somebody who's like a really
big sports fan and they think they need to watch everything.
I don't know, there's no off months.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I would like to know if anybody. If there's anybody
out there that watches every single baseball game, like of
their team, I don't think it's possible.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
I have a question for Morgan. So when we come
into work and we always talk about sometimes on the
Big Show what we did over the weekend, and you
know in your head what you did. When you hear
that we just watched football, do you view us as lazy?

Speaker 3 (25:26):
No? I just like I feel like you could do
so much more things with your time. Like the funny
part is is I come in here and I'll be like, oh,
I went into this hi, cro went out to this
bar or whatever, and you guys like, oh, that's awesome,
that's really cool. And meanwhile you're sitting there thinking how
cool my life is because you guys sat at home
and watched football when you could have been doing the
same thing if you just turned off the TV.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
When you hear us say we sat there and watched
football all weekend, is that gross? Dude? Does it make
you feel like we are wasting our life?

Speaker 2 (25:54):
I mean a little bit, Oh my, this is blowing
my mind right now.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
But again, like you gonna do what you want. But
like if if I were dating a guy, and he
said that to me, I can't feel like you really
had nothing else you wanted to do or could do
or needed to do.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Do you ever think, man, I wish I was a part,
like I loved, like I was a part of that
culture because it's so fun and it looks awesome.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Oh yeah, no, listen, I would. I will go to
games all day long. And again, if somebody has their team,
I will support them in that. It's the fact that
they if they want to watch the Patriots, the Baltimore Ravens,
the New Orleans Saints, I don't. There's five thousand teams
if you want to watch it.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
But your point in sege teams.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
There's two nights of the football season where nothing's happening,
and there are no months in the year where there
are no sports. There's literally not time for life. If
you were such a sportsman that all you want to
do with your time is watch sports.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
This is why it's so deep. Because now I have
my balls, I have my Titans. Maybe I just watched
those games, which is what Morgan's saying.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
That's fun.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
But me from.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Eleven am to eleven pm watching football on a Saturday.
That's like a growth.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah, that's a nick. It's a nick.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
What a terrible way to live my life? What's a nick?

Speaker 3 (27:09):
It's like it's gross the way people describe Like if
they're dating somebody, all of a sudden they get a
nick from him, they're probably gonna stop dating him. Like
an ick is something where they're like.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Oh, it makes me cringe. You're not lit.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
No, no, You're walking down the hallway and me and
Lunch are talking. We're like, oh, man, watch football day
Saturday and Sunday, you immediately get a nick.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
No years, not quiting bad extent, but if you like,
there are sometimes you guys have told me that, like
you'll be on the couch like watching football for three
days and I'm like, guys, did you even take a shower?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Like no, I know. That's the thing.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Like especially like when my wife wants to do a
play day. They go day my wife and he's not
considering it because of football.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Bar no, no, no, no, my god, listen, but you
actually need to go do that play day, Morgan. Can
I just tell you? Can I tell you my predicament? Okay,
it's the first NFL Sunday of the season. Oh, yay,
And my wife tells me there's a birthday party from
noon to three. Is that one of the neighbors. And
then my oldest son, the kids in his class are

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having a playdate at three o'clock at the park, and
so she's like, I think we're gonna have to leave
the party early, about two thirty so we can get
to the playdate. And I am thinking, so at what
point am I going to be allowed to watch foot?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Like?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
When when can I watch football?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Okay, this is a problem. When you had kids watching
football on the Sunday went out the window. You realize that.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Right you sound like a caveman right now. You need
to go be with your family and watch.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
You just I showed you five minutes ago. He was like,
you don't go to the play date. You don't go
to the birthday party.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
But that reminded me of what Morgan said and then
led me down this path.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Do you know how long my five year old has
been asking me when, like, we see the Titans logo
and he's been asking me, Dad, do the Titans play today?
Add to the Titans play today? Dad, when are we
going to go watch the Titans play? Okay?

Speaker 3 (29:03):
But you can take your son to a football game,
and that'd be awesome, that'd be a great experience.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
But I don't want him to be a Titans fan.
I want him to be a Bears fan. Mean, it's tough.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
I mean, I don't know how to help you there.
I'm not really good at that stuff.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Well, he just sees the logo around town, so he
gets excited about that.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Like, let him get excited about he lives here.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
I have this question for you.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
So this weekend, Saturday is another weekend a college football
and Sunday.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, Kansas State plays at eleven am.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yes, tomorrow, I'll keep track on my phone.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
So, okay, so you don't have plans to watch it
on the TV.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
If I had friends getting together and they wanted to
go watch it, I would go with them.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
And then Sunday is opening Sunday of NFL. Like you
have plans to watch a game I have.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
I don't even have sports on my TV.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Oh my gosh, like.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Not even a little bit. If I happen to be
out daydreaming, I may catch something on the TV.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Okay, I mean, Kansas State plays Troy on Saturday, and
you're not gonna watch.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Oh, I will keep track, listen all of all of
my Instagram people that I follow literally will post all
the score up. So all I have to do is
get on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Can I tell you though, like k State playing Troy,
I am with her in that book because Kansas State
is a seven, sixteen and a half point favorite. That
game like that is like I don't really need to
watch it, Like I can catch highlights or I can
check the score. If it's close, I can turn it on.
But if it's going to be a blowout, not that entertaining.
But if they were playing someone like good like you know,

(30:25):
Texas Alabama, I don't have a dog in that fight.
But that's the big game of the weekend for college football.
That's the one I feel like you have to watch
these other ones.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Why do you feel like you have to watch it?
I can feel like if you don't.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
No, No, it's not fomo, it's it brings me enjoyment
to watch it.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
But you just said you have no dog in that fight.
You don't have to get a bet on it. You
don't have one of those is not your team?

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
So if you missed it, would you be sad?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
No?

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Then then why why do you put so much energy
on the other side of it, Like if you if you.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Like you think I'm gonna go my closet and cry.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Well, I'm asking because you're so hype about it, right,
But like on the other flip side of that, you're
not gonna be sad have you missed it? So why
do you put something mistake in making sure you watch
the big game of the weekend if you wouldn't be
sad about missing it?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
For me, it's fomo.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
I can see you having fun with the guys.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
What is the what are you fomoing? I just like
I enjoy sports, so I like watching competitive games, and
I think that game is gonna be competitive, so I
want to watch it because those are two of the
better teams in the country.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
But as you stated, there is months of sports and
competitive sports at that. So you're gonna miss out on
this play day, in this birthday party because of one
big game.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
That's deep. No, No, this game's on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Okay, well whatever, it doesn't matter. No, it's still the
same point is I'm saying you will have that next weekend,
in the following weekend, and you'll have it every day
that you want to have it. So why would you
miss out on the things in life for games that
you don't care about? If it's a game you care about,
well I could see a little bit of I don't
know what to do. You don't care about any of

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those games?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
All right, we'll be back on Caveman Radio. Gosh man,
I'm just saying like, yeah, because like I don't need
to watch some of these games, like that's the game,
Like Kansas plays Illinois and football like.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Ah, yeah, I know Kansas sucks at football.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
No, they've been getting better, getting better. No, they got
they got a good coach. Now Leepold is a good coach.
But that's what I'm saying. I don't watch Kansas football.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Really.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yeah, I'm saying, like Georgia fans, they play ball State
this weekend, they're gonna be tailgating. They're gonna be doing
all that. I don't understand that. How you like to tailgate?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
I love tat because that's an event.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Like I said, I will go to a sports game.
I'd much rather prefer that than sit at home and
watch a game. Like I will go to a sports
game and I'll be the biggest fan. However, you want
me to be and I will enjoy it. But like
I just I just don't understand, at least on a
weekend where there's so much you could do with your
time and in Nashville know less, Yeah, and like the
things that you could spend who you could spend time with,

(32:59):
like your wife and children, run and all these things,
and you choose to watch games that you don't necessarily
care about and by two days later you're gonna totally
forget about. Yeah, but you won't forget about a Ball's game,
and you won't forget about a Titans game. And that's
what you will.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
You will forget about a lot of the games because
life's gonna fade away.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Cat's in the cradl on the silver spoon, Ray.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
I just want you guys to live your life. Listen,
live your life. Hey, that guy is that the actor?
See you now? Au coach the New Orleans Saints guy.
He looks like the actor.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Sean Payton is not the coaching.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Maybe they put somebody's face on it. Watching football with you, Yeah,
I'm like the freak is out or I'm like, oh
he's hot. I just you. I come in here a
lot and a lot of What people say is like, gosh,
you're like doing all these cool things, or you're living
your life and I'm doing that because I don't have
sports running my life.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
They don't run my life, but in a way they do,
in a way they do a little bit they do.
Because then you got to think after Monday night football,
come Tuesday, you got to decide, Okay, who do I
want to pick up for my fantasy team? Like who
do I want to drop on my fantasy team? Who sucks,
who's good, who's available? And you're checking your fantasy who
you're playing next week? Wednesday you're like, okay, finalizing your roster.

(34:15):
Thursday it starts again. It is crazy?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Is a fantasy thing like really about football? Or is
about like the camaraderie of doing that with a bunch
of guys.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
It's a comment for me, it's a combination of all three.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Okay, what about you?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
They're my forty eight closest. It's you.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Have you dated a guy that's done fantasy football?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah? Did you think it was okay? Do you think
he was a little urdler?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
No, it's fine, But like I said, he wasn't like
crazy about it, Like he just pick a seam and
we move on.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Okay, so we're a little too crazy about I don't
need to be invested. We need to back off the
sports a little bit.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Here's the problem. Here's the problem. It's the the camarderie
of camaraderie, come winner of the hell is called all
three of those. It's the competitive thing. Yeah, and it's
for the money.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
So it's a three. It's a three thing.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
But do you need to watch every game to make
your decisions? No, but it helps, But you don't have to.
You go online. You can do your research real quick
and you can make your picks.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
We need to take a break. We need to get
rid of this. We're going to be right.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Back right trying to help you guys live a little life.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
That was depressing. So if you do not like football
and you want to slide into Morgan's dms, where can
don't say that?

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Where can they find all your truck drivers watching sports
a bunch of cks?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
All you lawyers out there that actually like football, talk
abouts totally.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
And if you're on your tractor thinking about sports, hey, and.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
If you're listening to the Charlusers podcast, get drop.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Your mic, get out. You don't need to say, you're kidding.
You hit us with that and leave now bye. We'll
be right back, coacher. You want to hear my gambling stories.
I do want to hear your gambling stories, because people
were saying Ray just glossed over his vacation. He glossed over,
and we want to hear some details. So please tell
me about gambling on the cruise. It was a.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Gloss job, honestly, because I couldn't condense it in my mind.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
But I think I've done sufficiently.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
So on these cruises, you can't gamble at all times.
It's weird with other countries, whether the boat's stopped, it's moving,
what international waters are you in? So it almost keeps
you away from your addiction. You're not able to go
Vegas style.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
You get that, right, Yeah, I understand, Like you can't
sit there at three am or and you can't be
there at eight am and nine am and two pm,
like it's not open.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
So what we did is we took thousand dollars. We
tipped a little bit. So let's just say we.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Took nine hundred.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
First night I had, we had one hundred a day.
Each of us had one hundred a day. Bayser Blue
hers and the slots slots were ice cold. They may
have just been soaking in those waters for way too long.
Those slot machine might have had electrical malfunctions. They weren't
popping off at all. I also posted a video of
some of those old people playing them.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Is depressing when you go to those casinos and the
old people are there with their oxygen tanks, that is
that's the saddest site you can see. I mean, I
understand the homeless guy behind the seven eleven like hey, brother,
like curled up in a ball, like sleeping on the
ground is sad. But the old people with oxygen tanks
at the slot machine, it's almost as sad.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
With my last breath, I need three cherries popping cherries.
I hit it, hit me, hit me, hit me.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
So anyways, I'm playing craps okay, and I'm down to
That was down to ten dollars, and it's a minimum
was ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
So I had a win, good minimum man.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
So I had a window baser goes, hey, go play,
I'm gonna lay in this hammock.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
She was there forever. Just a tip if you're ever
playing craps on the pass line, never do more than
the mint them, never do more than the minimum. Thank you,
go ahead.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Okay that was also very deep coach hell of a podcast.
So anyways, I'm down to ten dollars. The dealers they're
pretty fun. One guy's from Russia, Raymonds. Are you trying
to outsmart the crabs tonight?

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yes, sir, I am. I'm just trying to play the game.
I don't need your accent. So I'm down to ten dollars,
and I keep thinking, damn it, I only have one
hundred a day when I and it's all back in
the room. So when I lose this, I'm back in
the room, tail between my legs, Beazer.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
It was a losing night. I built it to twenty,
I built it to forty.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
I built it to fifty, I built it to eighty,
I built it to ninety. I built it back to
one hundred dollars. My original get there with money and
you walked away?

Speaker 1 (38:48):
No, no, no, no. It was gonna be a long night.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
So they started bringing me the michelob ultras, the mickeys,
if you will. I had one, two, three four. I
believe I counted seven cans that night. I was there
from eight until twelve thirty at night. I played for
four and a half hours. I built it from one
hundred to one twenty one forty one sixty and then
a little angel came.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Is her name Beaser?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
No, it was a dude bore glasses. He had a
hot chick with him.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
He had a like.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Minimal beard, wasn't too long, pretty chill, look like a
cool guy. Let's just say, a guy from Houston like cool.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Man? Hey?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
What's up? Bro Hey, broh hey, brouh. What did he do?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
He started betting against the table, and I said, sir,
you speak my language.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I'm betting with you.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
So there was about eight people on the other end
of me and him.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
So you're betting the don't pass line.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
So we'd go don't pass line, ten dollars, twenty dollars
every time we'd win, fist bumps underneath the table. We
couldn't celebrate, we can't celebrate outwardly. So I'm at one
sixty one eight two hundred twenty to forty to sixty.
I mean we just started flying. He ended up bouncing.
It was a great it was perfect everything.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Are you still fist bumping under the table even though
he's not there.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Never once celebrated above the table me and him fist bump.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
I think is girl was snapping him off.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
I have no IDEA cool dude saw him later at
the pool, celebrated, We laughed, it was awesome, barely talked.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
It was he a banana hamma guy or a regular
swimsuit guy.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
He was regular swimsuit lit ale out of shape too.
I thought he was like more jacked than at the pool.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I was like, oh, dide you.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Not work out in the past year. But anyways, coach,
I'm at about two eighty when he leaves, and guess what.
The table clears out. It's eleven thirty at night. This
is God's on the truth. I can't I'm not making
this upper. It wouldn't be true or fun to tell.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah, it wouldn't be true. If he made it up.
That's you are correct. Hey, if you make it up,
it's not true.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
There is nobody at the table but me. I'm at
about two hundred and eighty dollars.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
So you're gonna play one on one with the crabs
one on one, and I'm betting against myself, So you're
cheering against yourself to roll a seven.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
No double one, not a seven. So I'm rooting for
the seven.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Secondarily, Yeah, yeah, I'm the second roll after the come
out rolls coach.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
This dude, the guy that was whatayim under, you're trying
to bet against craps, he's all of a sudden talking
to the girl, the worker.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
They're just hitting on each other.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
I mean, Homie has the dice grabber with one hand,
hitting on her with another, not even watching me. So
I throw the dice, you know, all of a sudden,
I realized they don't care if it hits the end
of the table, and I'm asked him, I said, oh,
so it doesn't have to hit the end of the table.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
I said, no, just throw in the middle. Oh cool, cool, cool.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
I do a little bit lighter of a toss. I
mean it's barely going in. It's like five feet in.
Doesn't even hit walls or anything. I mean, those dice
are not even going to full spin. I'm at two
ninety three hundred three ten, three thirty. I swear to god,
I grabbed the two dice. He's still hitting with his
chick did a dice slide.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
They didn't even rotate. I did a dice slide. Gave
a slap and goes, Holy hell.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
I dice slid a snake eyes and it remained a
snake eyes in the middle of the.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
What cruise was this on?

Speaker 3 (41:55):
I mean?

Speaker 5 (41:55):
And I into a book of Homie had one eye
on his chicks tubes, who was a pit boss that
didn't care, and the other end hand was on the
cane that was pulling the dice.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
He didn't give a flying rip. So my next one
a little bit more of a dice slide. Maybe there
was a one rotation, but you're gonna know that you're
not screwing yourself. I knew it was gonna be a
one or a two or a low number, which is
what I wanted, so then I could root for the seven.
I went from three twenty to three thirty to three
fifty to three seventy. Look at my phone, all right,

(42:29):
beezers tags me like, get back to the room. We
gotta go to bed. We got turks and caicos, we
got bahamas. I got to three eighty, I said, hell,
I didn't even told Bazer what had happened that night.
I was like, why not just get one more?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
One more? That's all? Hey, that is always a good
move get one more. When you are gambling, when you think, oh,
just get one more, just get one more. I just
need one more hand to get me to that banana.
I need one more hand to get me to that
ten thousand. I need that one. And guess what happens.
One hand turns into two hands because you lose that hand,
then you lose two hands, then you lose three hands.
The next thing you know, you know, I have one

(43:02):
hand left because I lost it all. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Right, and I was at three eighty, at three eighty,
and I did one more because I wanted to get
to that big numb.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Oh god, you wanted to get to four hundred.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
And I threw it. Was it a dice slide? Some
could say maybe one slid, maybe one didn't. They were
paying a little bit more attention, so I had to
kind of act like I was rolling it.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
But there were not.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Full rotations of these dice. I mean they left maybe
an inch off the table. And uh, we got four hundred.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Yeh, I got the fuck out.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Let's go baser. The next morning, I wake up. Hadn't
even told her anything.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
You don't even tell her when you get back to
the room.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Hell no, I believe she was in bed ah, and
I have the pictures to prove it.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Time got it.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
That's also how I was able to like retrace all
the stuff.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
In my head.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I get down and put it on the night stand.
I'm like, I cannot wait to wake up in the morning.
I wake up baser.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Oh, losing night at the casino. How'd you end up doing?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Me?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Oh? I don't know. Uh oh yeah, I had these
chips here. Oh what are those four? That shit?

Speaker 2 (44:02):
I mean, we're going crazy, dude. What an epic start
to the trip. Copy I totaled it out ended up
being I went down there five times. I was four
and one. So every time I went down there, I won.
One time I lost. If the slots weren't so cold,
wed it ended up thousands. We ended up leaving with
thirteen hundred. Took let's say nine, but did some tips.

(44:26):
So I mean we made like five you know around
in the A roundabout.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
That's a great a roundabout. No, no, but that's great.
If you can come out positive, if you can come
out even it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
And uh, allow me to gloss over my final night,
my second final night. It was another winning night, but
I was sitting there playing by myself. Kind of the
table was either packed or you were literally playing by yourself.
Depressing and also fun. But anyways, dude comes over. It
looks like Jimmy Butler. It may have damn well been

(44:58):
Jimmy Butler.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
JA ask him.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
No, I wasn't trying to get on people's vacation time.
So he comes up. He's having fun. Girl next to me.
I mean, she's having fun. I think she was a
basketball player, because dude, she would throw the dice ten
feet in the air and they'd land in the middle
of the table. Like I can't even damn do that.
My wife throws the dice and they end up on
the other end of the room.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Yeah, so she was.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
And every time she'd score, she'd do like a little
ball and shot. Okay, it's all like, she's next to me,
she's cool. He's never last Vegas Aces shirt on.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
No, that would have given it away. Yeah, her jersey.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I would have told her about the bet then, Okay,
but uh so, yeah, so I'm playing with.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Them, and did say Parker on the back?

Speaker 2 (45:34):
No, no Tarassie, no, no, no Lobo coach So we're
on second coach stop. So We're second tonight last night,
and I'm up, I'm way up, and I'm catching. I
had been betting against myself the whole time, and I'm like,
you know what, I love the vibe of this table.
I'm gonna switch it up. I'm gonna bet with them.
So I start betting. We're winning, We're winning ten twenty thirty.

(45:54):
We start to become more and more friends. We're clapping
hand my boy next to me, Jimmy Butler, We're clapping hands.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
A girl. She's like, oh, he fin to cook. I'm like,
let's go.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
I'm doing air punches, like when I would hit a dice,
I'd do an air punch. I was then told by
the pit boss stop doing that, because if you hit
somebody with a haymaker, you're gonna do some damage. And
I was like, that's actually a great point.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Good point, that's actually solid.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
And then I was also when I would air punch,
I would kick the trash can, and I kept being like,
why is this trash can here? And the lady goes, sir, seriously,
if you knock over the trash can and do any
sort of structural damage, we're gonna kick you out of here.
So then I just had to be fine with a
trash can out my ass. I have no idea why
it was placed where it was.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
I hate that. I'm clapping hands with my boy. We're
having fun. That doesn't happen in two below hell though.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Tunica, And it was the wrong one coach, So I'm
slapping hands. We start winning ten, twenty, thirty, forty. I
ended up clearing I believe like one hundred and twenty
with them. Remember I was four and one. I won
every time except for one down there, and so then
Basers hit me up. She was taking a nap. It's
like four point thirty. She's like, we have got to
go to dinner. I'm in the middle of this High

(46:58):
five vibe, dude, and what do you do?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Man? Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
So I'm just like, i gotta get I gotta get
the hell out of here. I've been rolling there like
he's been to Cook, He's been to Cook. I'd made
best friends with these people.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Boom boom boom.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
All right, got to close out. I left with like
maybe one forty up on that. Then that moment with
your High five people with Jimmy Butler, Jimmy Butler Jimmy Butler,
and he had started to get a little drunk. He
was calling, like this lady across the table pineapple. And
I go to his friend. I go, that's fun. You
guys are all here at the table together. You guys
all know each other.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
That's nice. And she goes, no, he doesn't know that woman.
He just keeps calling her pineapple, okay, and that means
he's looking for She said.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
He learned what pineapple meant, so he started just calling
people pineapple to see if they're down. So he'd go oh,
and he kind of talked like Mike Tyson. So I'm
not making fun of your children, but this is how
he would go. He'd be like hey, hey, or no,
He's like uh, He's like, oh, you a pine How
the hell did he talk? It was like talk like

(47:57):
Mike Tyson.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Hand cash. I'm gonna rip hot, eat your children. I'm
martash He said, come on, Pineapple? You going to show?
Does come on? Pineapple? And he kept saying it. Dude,
I got a question, did we really sell like Mike Dison?
Can someone please rate us on our mic dishes? Hey,
I'm gonna eat your heart out. I'm Martashian. I don't
think I sell like him, but maybe I do.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
But I had to leave him because we're going to dinner.
Didn't want to piss off Baser. I believe up one
forty there's a point to telling that story. I end
up seeing them the next day in the Bahamas. He's
got like a freaking huge ass towel over his head.
He's like sweating his ass off, he's hung over the
balls in the pool with the Bahamas. I go up
to him and I'm like, y'all, that was so much fun.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
We had so much fun.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
All that was hilarious. And he goes, dude, I cannot
believe you left. In that moment, he goes, we know.
He goes, we may have cleared like three four hundred
dollars after you had left, Like the table.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Kept being hotter than hell. It's okay. I was like,
I was like, God blessed this beautiful pool. This is
a beautiful beach.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
But if I would have stayed there, he said, it
was unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
You're like, you didn't need to bring that up. Don't
even that up.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
So final night, Final night, okay, oh oh, final We're
We're at twelve hundred and sixty dollars. We not total,
I mean total, but I'd only want i'd won like
five hundred. We're five hundred up on the trip, and
I go down. I go, baser, I'm gonna just turn
this into a whole number. I want.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
I want to leave here.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
This is dead serious. I want to leave with a
perfect round number. So I go down to the table.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
It's just me. It's just me it.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
I mean, we'd stopped drinking like seven hours ago on,
so it's like that hangover weird feeling. You're like, you
got the shakes. I'd like the Sunday Scaries on a
Friday or Thursday.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
We left on Friday, and.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
So I go down there to the table. There's not
one damn person.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
It's just me. Okay, do you like this one on
one crap? That's that cruise?

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Nobody knew how to play damn craps. And so the dealer,
you know, it was a different guy, different guy that
didn't know what the hell he was doing.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Got it.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
So I would win and he wouldn't give me my money.
I'd be like, who whoa, whoa whoa. I won, and
then he'd give me my money. I would lose and
he'd put the money out like I won, and they'd
be like, oh, then the pit boss.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Would no, no, no, he did not win.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Oh you talk about bat dude? Could there have been
a worst vibe at the table?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Now? Very awkward?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
So miraculously I doubled up the sixty, got it to
a whole number one hundred thirteen hundred total, and got
the fuck out.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Damn dude. It was unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
And I also I had like the shakes, like I
couldn't even keep the dice on the table, like I
was like throwing them against the wall and shit. But
I go back up to the room and base it
was like you were there like thirty minutes. I was like, yeah,
it was a weird vibe, and uh, I.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Think I have something wrong with my nervous system. Yeah.
When I played Bijack sometimes and I lose and they
accidentally pay me, I always have that internal struggle like
if I do I need to tell them that They
always know no, no, sometimes they don't, like if you
go to some of the ring eatingk ones, they don't know.
And I'm always like, is this gonna be bad karma

(50:48):
for the cards? Like if I accept this money, is
the vibe gonna change. You know what I do. I
accept that money, of course every time. Every time. Oh no,
I tried to. I tried to.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Yeah, but then the guy goes, hey, he didn't win
that go oh yeah, yeah, I thought it won.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Didn't win. Speaking of winning money, We're gonna win some
money right after this, guys. Okay, listen, it's time. It's time,
right I listen, don't. There are some decent games this
weekend in college football. I mean Nebraska Colorado all of
a sudden is must watch. That's cool to watch. What's

(51:24):
the line you have that pulled up? Yeah? I do.
It's Colorado minus three? No way, yeah, dude, was it
not Nebraska minus nine? It was like Nebraska. I don't know.
I think it was like Nebraska minus five, Nebraska minus six,
I don't know. But Colorado is minus three. Now, yeah,
that's gonna be that game. I want to watch if

(51:44):
I can. It's eleven am, it's early morning. Uh, just
to see Prime. Just to see Prime. I want to
watch it. I missed it last weekend. I want to
see the hype around Prime and how they look.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
I can't research it fast enough on my phone. But
the fact that that has moved that much is shocking.
I don't know if I've ever seen all. That's the
public taking a line in saying we believe in miracles.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Coach Prime uh A and M Miami. I want to
see Bobby Patrino. I want to see if their offense
looks better because A and M has looked. They have
so much talent Wigman and I want to watch them.
And then I'm telling you that damn the vault Texas
Alabama game, that Texas Alabama game is going to be awesome.
And I don't know why. I don't know why I'm

(52:27):
a believer in Texas this year. Texas going to win
that game. Do we have the when it's at pulled up? Yeah,
it's at uh minus. Alabama is favored by seven. It's
a six pm on ESPN in Tuscaloosa.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Texas gets seven. H thank you very much in five
times on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Please? Why do I think Texas is going to be
so good? Why do I believe that Texas this is
their year to be really really good?

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Simple schedule And we just learned Baylor's dog shit.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
They lost ten. They lost to Texas State and their
quarterback got hurt they're on a backup QB against Utah.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
They're about to get I may enter the portal.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
They're gonna get housed. But that Texas Alabama, I mean
Texas fans, please don't let me down. I believe in you.
I believe in Texas.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
If Milton, if he throws like six touchdowns, he could
be back in the running for Heisman right now. Dude,
you know an outlier, Watch out for that dude that
plays both ways for Colorado Hunter, Henry whatever his name is,
Henry Hunter, one of the two. His last name's Hunter. Yeah, dude,
he's like twenty to.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
One right now to win the Heisman. You think about it.
They're gonna have a bad record. They're gonna have a
bad record. That's the problem. But it's so unheard of.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
He could be a flyer that's gonna be the fly
in the oint man that f's up everything that I've
thought this season.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
If they are willing to give it to a guy
that's on a terrible team, he could win it. If
they have to win, then he's not gonna win.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Right because they're gonna be about eight and four best
most likely as six and six.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Oh Colorado, they may be five in something we saw
the best side it. I just think because if you
look at their schedule, they're still not favored a lot
of games.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Right, I mean they weren't favored against they were twenty
one point.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Dogs, right. But I don't think they're gonna be I
don't think they're gonna surprise USC. I mean, we may
be wrong. I'll watch them aro and I'll tell you
they may be the best damn team in the country.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
You know, the most one of the most popular bets
in Vegas before that game, Colorado over three and a
half for the season.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
That's a good bet. It's looking like a good bet. Well,
I mean, I don't know what's gonna happen. But NFL, listen,
do you have any locks.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
I haven't looked at a line because we're recording this
five days before.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
No, it's not five days before. But I like the Lions. Yeah,
I know that was last night. Man, it was last night.
Get over it. It's gone, and I I'm gonna sell
who's gonna be good. I'm gonna tell you I don't
like this. I hate to say this. The Packers are
gonna beat the Bears. The Packers are on the road

(54:57):
at Soldier Field Field. The Bears are favored by one.
I believe the Packers are the better team. I think
the Packers have a better defense. I think Jordan Love
is gonna be good. I think Jordan Love is gonna
be actually a solid quarterback. And I don't I just
do not know if I believe in Justin Fields. I
maybe they're gonna come out and surprise me on Sunday.

(55:19):
But I have the Packers plus one at Soldier Field.
Take it to the bank. I hate doing it with
those clips anymore. I hate doing it. You have to
have those clips. Hell, you don't have them. Damn Clay
and Buck. Did we not ever hit them? No? We
always hit them, dude, We always hit him. It was
Simon Levive doing the the Oh here you go, I

(55:43):
coach Church. Here Simon Levi, I I hope you're doing well.
Take it to the bank. Oh, Simon, Okay, Simon really?

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Oh my gosh, dude, dude, we just stop doing them.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Did you just lose them? Bob Batley Meir, I just
want to say, speaking of biomentary, I was walking through
Course Field and Colorado and someone had a river magoo
had on and I was like, I know what that
is because of Ray and biominry coming in here. Hell
yeah yeah. And the Commanders, the Commanders at Home, Oh
my god, they're seven point favorites. I don't know if

(56:15):
I can do that. I don't know. I don't understand
the Cardinals. I don't know how they're gonna be good.
I don't know what they have on their team. That
Commander's defense is legit.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Dude, did I get pissed and delete them all? Oh boy,
I'm gonna have to look for them. Oh boy, that's
pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
I feel bad. Now, that's really bad, man, A simon
of the Vibe. Take it to the bank. Yeah, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna. I'm gonna God, Commanders, I don't know. Yeah,
I'm taking it. Commanders minus seven at home over the
Cardinals take it to the bank.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Titans get three. The Saints don't even have Kamara. If
I'm gonna lock anything up, it's Titans plus three and.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Lock it up and the Steel I'm gonna take the
Buccaneers on the road at Minnesota. Listen. I don't think
the Buccaneers are good, but Minnesota is the heart attack
team of the world. And I mean the Buccaneers have Baker,
they have Mike Evans, they got Godwin, they have talent.

(57:25):
Do I think they're gonna win. No, but they're gonna
keep it close. I'm taking No, I don't have I
have Mike Evans. Yes, So I'm gonna take the Buccaneers
plus five and a half on the road, take it
to the bank.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
I know they don't have Brady back from the dead.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Yeah. I worry about their offensive line. That's terrible, but
they can't be that bad. I don't know what happened
to Fournett.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
He was one of the top drafted guys even in
the NFL.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
I don't think he's in the NFL anymore. Man. Oh,
he's looking for a home right now.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
That's quite the fall from grace for people.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Yeah. I don't know what he's doing. Maybe he's waiting.
Maybe someone will get hurt, he'll get signed. But have
a good enjoy it, enjoy it, enjoy it. Football is here.
If you watch football all weekend, you are itck straight
inck you heard it here.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Oh and this is a deep tease for another episode.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Please.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
I sat next to a dude for half an hour
at a pool and he told me about NASCAR and
why it's attractive.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Can't wait to hear it A deep tease, Deep teas.
It's worth sharing for another time, another place. It'll be
on this podcast, but not today. All right, losers, go
out and make that money, enjoy your football, make your
fantasy football team. Suck if you're playing me, but be
great if you're playing someone else. Good Luck to the Bears,
good luck to the Kansas Jayhawks, whoever you cheer for.
Make you have a great weekend and make lots of

(58:47):
money and have lots of fun. We out and.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
If you're drinking Mickey's, guys, only suck off less than
a six pack.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Anymore than that you get sloppy. God bless snap one
off this weekend and we out. Hell does that mean
we should end them all like that? That was a
good one. That was actually pretty good. That was pretty
entertaining at the end.