November 26, 2025 • 50 mins
In this episode Lunchbox talks about that hate he has for Fantasy Football and how every year he says he isn't going to care but in the end he still ends up pissed off. Ray reflects on the mistakes he and Justin have made as managers in The Sore Losers Fantasy League and what they're going to change going into next year. Also we help a couple of Vegas Virgins plan out their trip to Las Vegas in the Spring and Lunchbox has an apology for Ray.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did you already start it? Yeah? Good ah Man, Happy Thanksgiving, Ray,
Happy Thanksgiving. Audio guy here. So it maybe it's just
that my mic is so jacked up because I have
the volume all the way up and yours I've turned down. Talk.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm talking, I'm here. Does it sound bad? I mean,
may here's the honest, honest thing, and I'm not trying
to be a little itch. I'm trying to be like real.
Maybe try wearing freaking headphones.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Not gonna do it? Why?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well, I mean, why would you compromise the product for
some stupid thing. No one cares if you wear headphones.
It doesn't make a difference. You wearing headphones doesn't screw
up the pot. You not wearing headphones could possibly screw
up the pot.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Sometimes they drop plastic, Oh I got the conveyor belt
into a product and makes it not as good. Sometimes
there's glass, sometimes there's metal. If the product doesn't go
out perfect, then we put a recall out.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But how do you recall it? Once it's out there?
You can't change the audio. If you are listening to
it in real time, you'll be able to say, Okay,
that doesn't sound right.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You want my rebuttal yeah, I do. I don't have one.
I did want to say though Aviza was great the
other day, that's what you wanted to say. Was he
not phenomenal? He was really fun. That was fun. It
was a good time. You know, it's not fun talking
about my headphone usage.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You know what's really funny is that you put up
a stupid cat calendar in our studio, like it looks ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Like Ray, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
He went to the nail salon and he got a
cat calendar and it is now hanging up in here
and it looks ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
It's baser and you have it on the wrong month.
And she it starts in it starts in December, so
it December first. But she goes, hey, would you use this?
And I said, I have just a place. The people
at work pissed me off so much. I'm putting up
a cat calendar because it makes me happy. And it's
funny because it'll make all these guys manly men mad
scuba battle great.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Wayne d came in here, ripped it down.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, he didn't want that on the camera. Man, you
gonna to pust a pick. People are gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I mean it looks so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I looked up and behind Ray there's three kittens in
a freaking like two in a box and one by
a Christmas tree. I mean, come on, I don't know
when the last time I saw a paper calendar hung
on the wall. No, don't look at January yet. I
don't want to see January. Man, it's you gotta wait
for the surprise. Like, come on, I'm like, you know what.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I'm gonna screw with people at work. I'm taking a
cat calendar this damn place.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And you know it's great about the cat calendar. There'll
be nothing written on the dates. Nothing, absolutely nothing will
be filled out.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And you always wonder why know why that teacher has
that on their desk, or I wonder why I guide
his job as a weird coffee mug. It's because you
stare at the same thing every day and they're eventually
again a block our view of the city with a
twenty four story high rise. So you know what, I
put up a new cat calendar to make this little
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studio that none of the screens work.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Spice it up a little bit. I do believe the
screens work. It's just you haven't even tried to put
our logo up. You haven't even tried the camera. Supposedly
it's split screen, and we always get texts, hey, the
camera's working, and I just lie and say they're not
working because you know why, because we forget to try
them every single day. It would take us five minutes
pre show to do it. But do we have time
for that? No, we had like we're in such a hurry.
(03:32):
Oh my gosh, they just went black and there's a
sore loser's logo. So they do work. They do work.
Now hit the camera and some we have. The camera works.
I wonder if the camera does work and it's split
screen like they said, because if it is, then we
are idiots. And I've been telling people that things are
broken and they're not really broken.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
They were though about two days ago. Sorry, I don't
have an up to the minute breakage report.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I know, but that logo does look good. I'm gonna
tell you what. I'm happy with that. Oh I heard
a dink. Did you just hit record?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah? No, but it's not split screen. Okay, then I
don't care. And see if you hit it though. If
I hit it, there you go. Now it's split screen. No,
but it's back to what it used to be. What
about that? Is that split screen? That's a darker view
of you? Angle No, no split screen, Turn the cameras off.
Don't care.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Now you can send this to the president of the
network and say, look, see still doesn't work that way
we tried.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It doesn't work. Let's move on. But I'm in a
bad mood. That was a good YouTube. Twenty eight seconds.
That's gonna get a lot of hits. It's you complain me. Well,
I'm about to complain some more.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You want me to complain some more because I'm gonna
tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what's really stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm ready. Fantasy football is so stupid. You aren't your rowdy?
Are you ready around it? I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Every year I tell myself I'm not gonna care as
much about fantasy football.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm not gonna let it ruin my day. Well I lied.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Fantasy football has ruined my day, It has ruined my week,
and has ruined my month. Because here we are with
two weeks to go in the regular season of the
Fantasy Football Sore Losers Podcast League. I haven't been I
have been in first or second place since week one.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You're blowing out your microphone.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
For twelve straight weeks, I have been in the playoffs,
and then back to back weeks I had to play
the big tsunami. I saw the big tsunami coming weeks
ago when I looked at the schedule and said, oh, man,
I gotta play this dude back to back.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Don't like the team name. Tsunami really the one that
hit Chinese Taipei, I believe in two thousand fourish that
was devastating. Change your team name.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Not sure, it's not the it's not the same thing.
It's a different tsunami. This one's just out in the ocean.
And I saw it. I saw the dude's team, and
I was like, I gotta play that team back to back.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That is not good for my mental health. That's the
schedule creators, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, that's Myfantasy League dot com. Oh, you have to
play one team twice. I don't know why the schedule
makes it back to back. I have no idea why
it does that, but whatever, it doesn't matter. I got
absolutely spanked the first week. I put tech Techshera on
the bench. He scored like thirty points the first week
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wouldn't have mattered, but at least it would have been closer.
Then this second week I play him, are we doing
a breakdown of the entire season?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
This is just this past week, and the second week
I play him, winner is going to be in second place,
Losers in third place, sure and on the outside looking
in for the playoffs. And my team starts out great.
We get armand Saint Brown in the end zone, we
get Injigba in the end zone. Careful, we get other
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people in the end zone.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm feeling good. Bradshaw's in hot water. Yeah I know.
And then I told you he needs to retire.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I've been saying it, and now people are joining me
on that bandwagon.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Give me credit. I said it at the beginning of
the season. I'll see if we have video of it,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Probably not because it's not split screen. Then we get
to the Browns game and they get down and they
don't even have Shador Sanders in the game. They just
give it to Quinn Seawan and the Raiders act like
they don't know how to tackle. He has two touchdowns
within five minutes of each other. Then AJ Brown scores
a touchdown. Then AJ Brown scores another touchdown that gets
taken off the board. Then Dack to George Pickens touchdown,
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and all of a sudden, here comes the big tsunami
and absolutely obliterates my faith.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
See not night, I mean it obliterated people's lives, the tsunami.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
The big thing is now I am not in the playoffs,
but you can.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You can control your own deskiny. No, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
All Big Time Tsunami has to do is win two
games and I'm out.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That would be controlling your own destiny is no.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Me and Justin I need Big Time Sounami to lose.
I have to have him lose or I'm out. Because
here's the thing. Me and Justin need five teams to lose.
Two weeks in a row. We have mathematically been eliminated.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah. I thought we were gonna be thirteen and one.
We're six seven. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That' skataboo Troy when he got hurt, it really killed you.
It really hurt your your team. Here's the problem. So
two weeks ago, with McMillan, I would have had an
extra thirty points on my team. Great, I would have lost,
but I would have had extra thirty points. This week,
I went with Brock Party over Sam Donald because Sam
Donald in the second half, they're already killing teams that
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he doesn't even do anything. So I was like, I'm
gonna go with Party. It's gonna be a shootout. Party
through three interceptions got me nine points, twelve less than
freaking Sam Donald. If I would have played those two players,
we would be almost even on points.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You're in the past, predict the future.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
So now I am down forty points to this dude,
and I'm not gonna make up forty points in two weeks.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh overall, overall.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Because we're gonna end up maybe with the same record.
And then it comes to points, and I'm gonna lose
because I sat two players two weeks in a row.
He kicked my butt two weeks in a row. And
maybe you could say, oh, if you can't beat him,
you don't deserve to be there, But man, it sucks.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It's always possible to not score a touchdown. Because there
was that week and Sunday I watched Red Zone and
not once did I see one of my players on
the TV. I checked the website. We didn't score one touchdown,
which is almost unheard of in fantasy because your quarterback's
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usually at least guaranteed one. Yeah, we went touchdownless. That's
pretty bad. Yeah, I considering, I thought we're gonna go
thirteen and one and we ended up going six seven.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
So it's been a it's been a rough a few
days to realize that I'm not gonna make the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Neither of me and Justin. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, but I said I wasn't gonna get mad about it,
but I was pissed because it's a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I've been pissed for a few days now. I mean,
you're talking to mortgage payment, you're talking down payment on
a car. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
And so Batter's Box like, oh, it's you're winning by fifty.
I said, he's got aj Brown, Dak Prescott, George Pickens,
Quinn Sewn Jenkins. He's got all those people to go.
He's like, oh my god, you got this in the bag.
He had McCaffrey to go. And then the Niners they
don't do it anything but give it to McCaffrey. That's
all they do.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Well, they don't have Eyuke, they don't have, they don't have,
they don't have.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
So why not give Christian McCaffrey the MVP of the NFL. Like,
the dude is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
He won't get it.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
It's gonna be s Matthew Stafford. I understand, but they
only give it to quarterbacks. But good god, McCaffrey. Without McCaffrey,
I don't know where the Niners would be. He's the
MVP of the league, and I'm just so frustrated with
fantasy football. So I'm just looking at it and just going,
damn man, I'm not gonna make the playoffs. Like I
worked that hard. I was in first or second place
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the entire season until two weeks left to go and
the magic ran out. It's over, and I'm very depressed. Yeah,
me and Justin have we don't.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
We refuse to do the math, but I think we've
been mathematically eliminated because to have five teams lose two
weeks in a row is pretty impossible, pretty much impossible. Yeah,
but we have the most point so if we tie anybody,
we win, we just can't reach them because they're two
games ahead.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
But you know who's making the playoffs. Batter's box dominating
his division.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, this is a tough one because I ended up
breaking it down all the six seasons we've done it.
Scuba took one of mine, so maybe five, and I
was eight and four one year. I never had made
the playoffs until justin last year, but I usually had
losing records, So this is pretty normal for me to
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go to have a lot of promise and then to
just kind of fizzle out in fantasy, not in life.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, I think I've made the playoffs most of the years.
I've never won my division. I've always been second place.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Never won my division.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
The champion seems to come from my division a lot
Muscle White, Ashley White, they came from my division. It
seems like I always have the eventual champ and the
way big time tsunami's rolling right now with all those
players McCaffrey, Pickens, AJ Brown, freaking Dak Prescott, they're putting
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up one hundred. He scored one hundred and seventy five
this week.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
At least we'll still have some high point money coming in.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I scored one forty five and I lost. I would
have beat every other damn team in the division.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
So so we we're the high point. We're like the
top five team in entire league of forty eight teams,
and we're six and seven, And there's a couple things
that really to stand out the most to me. During
one of the weeks, I picked up Kendrick Bourne and
he had twenty points that actually gave us win. I
was solely responsible for that win, but I was also
responsible for getting the bt J killer in the second
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round and he was terrible this year.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
And Thomas, yeah, he ended up awful, awful.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
He was a letdown, and I was I was responsible
for telling Justin Lamar is not going to have a
second good year in a row and went with Patty
and that was smart. Patty was the leader for a
majority of the season, very good. The biggest downfall, though,
that's gonna go on my file. Could get me terminated,
could get me fired. There's probably gonna be a new coach,
and there's already people him and hand about who it's
going to be. Is Abby replacing me in the league?
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We won't n we know won't be Arnold. But I
am getting fired probably. But Quinn Shawn Judkins, I dropped him.
We had him on our team and I was just like, ah,
do some housekeeping get him off our roster. He's not
even on a team. He ends up signing a contract.
He's an amazing player and puts up massive numbers this
year and beat our ass the entire year, and I
just dropped him for free. Under the way, that's a
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tough one. So that that's what's gonna get me fired
for justin what did he do? It was something Charbonnet
running backs, wide receivers. He's done some stuff this year.
He's done some stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I my mistake, and it goes back to draft night, man,
when I'm sitting there at number eleven and it gets
to me and number eleven overall, I took Ashton Gency.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I mean in the first round.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yes, you want to talk about a terrible, terrible, terrible pick.
So from that moment on, I've been hanging by a
thread with my running backs because Ashton Gency has been
absolutely awful because the Raiders offensive line has been awful.
And you know who went five picks after Gency in
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the first round.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Jonathan Taylor Thomas. So not only did I pit, I
passed on him. I took Gincy, then I took armand
Saint Brown the second and then a couple picks after that,
someone picked Jonathan Taylor Thomas and I could have had
Jonathan Taylor Thomas and my team would have been unfreaking stoppable. Instead,
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here I am on the outside looking in, and I
am pissed off.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Instead of predicting the future, we're predicting the past. Love it.
We went with Gibbs first round. I'm fine with that. Well, yeah,
you think he's been great. I can actually sleep easy
at night and I'm not worried about going on that
balcony when I go look at the view in the morning.
Because JTT Jonathan Taylor Thomas. I wanted him, but because
of where we were in the pick we had, like
the second pick, Jonathan Taylor Thomas didn't come around to
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us in the second round for a while, so he
had already been picked up four picks before us. Thank God,
because I'm telling you it would have been rough because
I told Justin, I said, Jonathan Taylor Thomas is gonna
be massive, But we just we just couldn't do it
in the second round. They wasn't in the cards for us. Yeah,
rough man.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
So as we head into Thanksgiving, I'm not thankful for
fantasy football. It has caused me a lot of pain
and suffering these last few days, These last couple of
weeks and when the playoffs start, I won't be a
part of it, and I'm gonna be very mad and
I don't even want to pay attention. Then I got
to pay out these people all this money and I'm
not gonna get any of it, and it's really gonna
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piss me off.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
You can just send it over to your brother at Thanksgiving.
Also justin he picked up Tyler Warren amazing, thank you,
love you for that. He was also responsible for the
scataboo trade. Got hurt, but he was pretty big. I
will say this, if we have a minute, we have
a minute. Man. The saddest thing of it all justin
that money. He was playing on it. Oh he said
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he really needed it, So it wasn't the winning and losing.
He needed a couple thou Yeah, I need to get
his car fixed. He told me a month ago. He goes, hey,
straight talk, I need that money. And that's usually man
to man that he's either down, he's got a big purchase,
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he's got a make or but he was actually counting
on it and he may have spent it ahead of time.
Oh that's actually the biggest thing. So if you can
get us that high point as soon as possible to
pay out. What is it ten dollars a week.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
It's twenty dollars a week. I paid the first two
weeks and it's like, oh, I'm gonna be on top
of this all year, and then kind of fell apart.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Well, i'll take forty now and we'll call it goods.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Well, I need to look. I don't know for sure,
right but Justin needs the money. Yeah, but I don't
know if you really hit it.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Right, But I told him i'd get your forty for
him today, okay, because he needs it by Friday.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
All right, I'll get on there right now. We'll take
a break and i'll go check the high points.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
We'll be right back. This kid, man, he doesn't need
it that desperately, man, but if you could, if you
could just send it over to him.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I got it, man, I'm getting on it right now.
I'm gonna go over to Venmo right now and there we go.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
There you go right?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Okay, Now, we got an email DM from Joey Burton.
Hey coachers, Since Lunch can't figure out how to respond
to dms or emails, maybe you guys can help me.
Could you read this on the pods so I could
hear what we have to say. My fiance and I
are going to Vegas for the first time in the spring.
What do you and lunch recommend doing during the daytime
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that's not gambling for first time Vegas goers. What restaurants
are must dos? What hotel and casinos do you guys recommend? Thanks,
Vegas virgins, hear.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Me on this one, and you're gonna be better with
the actual establishments. But I will say this a year
to the day Thanksgiving. Last year we went to Vegas
and my regret it was not the fighting, but it
was the gambling fighting of basers doing slots. I'm doing
bubble craps in sports. I'd say half the trip we
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didn't even spend with each other. It would be her saying, oh,
come over to my machine, and I'd say, hey, watch
this bubble craps with me. The most enjoyable part of
the entire trip was us at the Aria playing bubble craps.
We had a great of high noons that they kept
bringing to us for free. I was also dipping into
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the roulette because Janet, who also wanted to tip at
the end of the night, was throwing the ball around
like I'd never seen it before. We left there up
nine hundred to go to Shania Twain, but it was
the moment we spent together. So don't let the gambling
get in front of you and your chick. If she's
playing in a machine, watch her. Yeah, those dice are
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gonna be there in an hour, the ball is going
to be there in two hours, and blackjack is gonna
be there in the morning. I guarantee it don't split up.
So many times I think back, I'm like I was
playing bubble creps for hours by myself. The best time
was me and her taking turns, and I'll hang up
and listen, not taking turn you know what I meant,
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not like sexually. Yeah, over to you, ma'am. I'm not
sure everybody thought that I would say. Let me tell
you like this, I'm starting to believe that maybe you
should stay downtown Vegas, Old Vegas mm hmmm, because honestly,
I believe it's cheaper. You're gonna find gambling minimums will
be cheaper, the hotel rooms should be cheaper, the food
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will be cheaper. In downtown Vegas, Old Vegas. It's called
Fremont Street. It's really cool. Fremont Street is awesome. Circus
sports Book, go to the Circus sports Book. Check it out.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
With the pools, I mean during the day, what you
can do. You take a cab over to the strip
if you want to go see the strip. And I say,
you listen, and this sounds old and I sound like
an old man. But if you're not gonna be gambling
all day, go buy the Bellagio and look at.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
The floral garden.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
But I'm gonna tell you what, it's so amazing what
they can do with flowers.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
They're setting up for Christmas now, but.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
It's gonna be the spring when they go, so it'll
be a whole new display. Oh yes, so it's gonna
be out. The flower garden is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yes, that's where we ran into those women from overseas. Really,
isn't it not you and me? When we were chilling
at the pool with those chicks? We met some chicks
at the pool. I think it was a couple nice
Japanese chicks. Was it that was at was that bellagio?
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Were we at the pool or we at the club?
It was a club that had a pool that was
at the Encore. What a place? What a place.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
And the sun was coming up and Ray was like,
oh man, I gotta go catch my flight, bro.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
And Ray bailed out of there. That was unbelievable night.
That was fun. That was a great night.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
But I also say, you go see the Bolagio fountains,
but I think they're cooler at night. To see the
fountains during the day kind of antiklomatic. It's hot and
you're just standing there.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
In the sun.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I like it at night it's lit up. It looks
cooler to me. Uh, just go into any casino on
the Strip.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
It's they're all so cool.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
So chandelier bar at Cosmopolitan awesome, grab a drink, cocktail.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
There, pictures with the chick. Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
There's big old high heels in the Cosmopolitan that are
cool to take a picture. In restaurants, I don't know
what kind of food you like and what kind of
budget you're on. I mean, I love Javier's inside, are you.
I love Best Bros At MGM Park Park MGM, it
is so freaking good.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Somebody told me is it golden Steer? Maybe they have
some you can get what was it? You could get
lobster and maybe I mean just uh, surf and turf
and they just put butter all over it. It might've
been about sixty bucks, but they said it was the
best meat surfing turf style that you're gonna get. And
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also at the Strat Yeah, so not a lot of
people go there, and you've been there, you can get
amazing food, is what we were told. Buyer a driver.
Oh so it's off the beaten path. It's not your
one that everybody's going to.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, but I'm saying like uh. And then also, if
you want to do a gondola ride at the Venetian,
I've never done it, but I see people do it.
I don't you just walk around during the day, you
just walk around? Go see a show at night.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Like careful, careful. These guys all left me one time
to go watch Jersey Boys. Oh god, I mean no,
tell me that was a mistake. No, no, guess what.
I had a blast, bro because I didn't go to
the show.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I don't know if it was called Jersey Boys, because
I think that's a user boys. I don't know, but
it was the It's the rat Pack is back and
it was like Frank. I think Frank Sinatra is a
rat pack. I don't know who they were, but the
god I didn't go and they were just like acting
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like those people. It wasn't the real people. And it
was so god awful and so boring. And it was
at the Rio and it was like two hours long,
and I was like, oh my gosh, please make this in.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I just say, this is so bore ring. I stayed
back at the hotel when I first met these guys.
I had a blast hanging out with people, gambling, living
life instead of sitting in a theater for two hours.
I get it. I totally understand, man. But if it's
a good show, let's be real. I went to Shania Twain.
It was pretty awesome. It was worth every bit of
(24:30):
that hour and a half. Yeah, tad lay Yeah. Where
the drinks like twenty two ounces and the whole time
you're carrying in a motor oil can. Yeah, but music
was great and she sounded good.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I saw Garth Brooks there. It was freaking phenomenal. I
would suggest, you know, Vegas virgins, what you don't need
to do. Maybe you want to do this because it's
your first time. Get one of those yard drinks, the
frozen ones, Yeah, the ones shaped like the Eiffel Tower.
I mean they're all different kinds, saxophones, sacks, Nope, just
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getting drunk. They look really cool. But after about two
drinks you're like, oh my god, I got to finish
this thing. And then you feel the pressure and you
got to carry that thing around. It's heavy, but it's phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Can I tell you one thing not to do? Yeah,
go ahead, man, I would love it. Those machines that
say we'll make your pizza inside of this box. We
had like a vending machine. Yes, but it's an oven
and it'll make a pizza and there's no human, it's
all AI. We had wanted our place at the Link. Oh, okay,
playing it Hollywood. Oh the last place we stayed at
(25:38):
the Link? The Link? It was the Link? Got it?
It wasn't good. Oh. I was also hungover, but I
had that. I could not get that taste out of
my mouth for like a month. It might have been
the hangover, but it just wasn't good. There's better pizza
out there. Search it out, but don't go with an
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AI robot making your pizza. Get Oh, come on over,
I have a pizza. You're looking for that type of
a guy, not an AI.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Also, don't buy the party pack of jello shots. I
think we got him from playing at Hollywood. I mean,
there was it was supposed to be three each, and
there was a couple that we're gonna get four, and
we were fighting over who's gonna get four, And we
took the first jello shot and everybody started fighting. I
only get three, I only get three. I only get three.
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I only want three. I only want three.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I don't want four. I can't eat more. No, I don't.
I don't want to do four. No, I only want three.
That bad. It was the worst damn thing I've ever
had in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
We were all like, oh, so awful. I mean, the
whole group was fighting for four. Instantly after one, everybody
was fighting for three.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Do the tram, definitely, do the PA Do the tram
twenty dollars a day, and it pretty much connects to
all the casinos you want to go, not to Freemonts
and stuff like that. So that would be a cab ride,
but you can go see in one day twelve casinos.
So just ask somebody where's the tram, and there's a route,
and it's the easiest route. You just pay it. You
get a card it's me and Bezer hop on the
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tram to the next casino. Then you go out of
that casino into the tram, so you're not necessarily on
the strip if you're doing a tram day, but you're
seeing almost every casino for twenty dollars. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Uh, in Vegas, virgins, I don't know what your lifestyle
is like now, Like if you have kids or you
don't have kids, if you like staying up late or not,
don't be afraid to take a nap. Don't be afraid.
I mean, I know this is sacriligious in Vegas, but
you get a two to three hour nap in the
middle of that afternoon. It energizes you to be able
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to stay up till two, three, four in the morning
Vegas style.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
It's unbelievable. But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I don't know your budget. So that's what my suggestion.
Just walk around and see everything. You're just gonna find
stuff to do. Maybe go to a club. I don't
know if you like going to the clubs, but the
clubs are amazing if you like clubbing.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
It's the one time I would tell you my recommendation
would be just walk around. Yet, don't do these plans
where Hey, honey, at two, we're going to see the sphere.
They got a giant giraffe that's gonna be in there.
I mean, go there, Vegas. Feel it out. Do you
feel like you've seen a giraffe? Vegas is a city
you can land with no plans ding So that's why
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we also like it.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Don't set a schedule, because if you get hot at
the table, if you're gambling, maybe you don't gamble. If
you're hot at the table, you don't want to.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Oh, we have to be you know.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
We said we're gonna go see the spear at two
o'clock and then we're gonna go to the strat at three.
It's fluid. Man, If you the only thing you said,
maybe make a dinner reservation or a show reservation. Besides that,
just let and live, man, live and let be. I
think that's how it goes. But that's my suggestion. I mean,
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stay downtown. Though it's cheaper, a lot cheaper.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
It's bringing back the memories of me and Beze are
how cool we used to be with each other. I
remember it is when we were married, still married. She
would say, she goes, hey, you can go to that
boxing fight. I bet the boxing fight. It was Tank
for somebody in Tank one. He was like Bigsby. I
don't know his last name. I saw his nickname was Tank, No,
not the running back. And so Baser goes, oh, you
(29:23):
bet it? Do you want to go see it? Oh
Frank the tank. Yeah, And I said, I'm in Vegas.
I could go watch my bet in person. So I
had whatever app up game time, let's say. But then
I realized I'd be paying two hundred dollars just to
be in some something adjacent to the boxing venue. It
wasn't even to get into the boxing event. It was
that big of a fight. Oh, but I realized that
(29:44):
at the last second it was MGM. But Baser, yeah,
she goes, why don't you go watch the fight that
you bet? I said, I love Vegas. I saw Ai there.
Oh yeah, Alan was gambling. Oh him. There's always people
walk in it, see and be seen. That's great.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
And another thing just people watch. Man, sit there, have
a cocktail in your hand and sit around and watch people.
It's amazing. The people watching is amazing in Las Vegas.
I don't know if we even did a good job
of telling them what to do.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Man, I think we did, because this just made me
want to go back to Vegas. Oh man, I can't
wait to go back to Vegas. It'll be soon. Bezer
the other day muttered something about five years, and I said,
excuse me, going in five years right, that we will
actually need to reconvene on that timetable that she gave me.
(30:39):
I don't even know where I'll be in five years.
I believe I'll be able to cash out my four
oh one K in five years, Like, what what are
you talking about? Five years? More like max five months.
I'll be back in Vegas and we'll be back in
five minutes right after this. Thank you for those commercials, y'all.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
That was great, man. Hopefully there was a Hey, come
visit at Vegas dot com.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
The commercials are great and they sound good too. Yeah,
because I would go from our terrible audio to the
commercial audio, and I said, something's wrong with ours. But
I think it'll be better this time. Because I lowered you,
I'm gonna boost them both up and I think we'll
be set all right.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Hey, man, I trust you you're the audio go guy.
I'm not the audio guy. I'm just telling you what
people said online. But I do want to tell you, Ray, Yeah,
Happy Thanksgiving, Man, Happy Thanksgiving. I just want to say
happy Thanksgiving to sore Losers Nation out there at each
and every one of you, the two hundred and thirty
two people that we now have listening to this podcast.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
It's it's now two hundred and thirty one. Oh Arnold
dropped off.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, So we do appreciate you, guys, and we want
to say happy Thanksgiving to you and your family and
hopefully it's freaking great and great football.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
And I want to apologize to Ray before we go
to Thanksgiving break. I'm good Man, No no, no no.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I told you, I don't understand how you watch that
you're Sirianni guy poorn Ray, But I guess we talk
talk about that Sirianni guy that you like, and he
popped up on my thing.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I enjoy him. I don't recommend him to anybody. He's
a strong character and I watched a couple of his
gambling things.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
He's got this hot chick just standing there to his side,
her knockers mountain rains trying to come up over the
top of her shirt, almost knocking her in the chin.
She got like a white tube top on I'm like,
hell yeah, I like this video.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
And she doesn't cheer.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
She just stands there with her little handbag on her arm,
doesn't say anything the whole video. And I'm like, well,
this is weird. And he's down to his and he
bets five thousand on a hand and that's real and
he hits it. Who and he's like, whoa, let's go again,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I mean, how crazy it was.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I think he had a seventeen and the dealers showing
ten and he I mean he paced back and forth,
he got out of the chair, walked, came back, walked,
came back.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Well, his knocker's doing just sitting there? Oh no, she
wasn't even sitting and she was standing mountain ranging. He
sat right in the middle of the table. She was
on the left side. That's what he does. Okay, that's
how he gets into your algorithm and what the knockers
are sitting in the middle. Now, it's just how he
becomes popular. I mean, who's not gonna watch gambling a
guy that's kind of a bad a and a mountain
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range And I think he took a hit on the seventeen.
I never seen that in my life. Well, that's not
by the book, and he usually goes by the book,
and maybe he didn't, but he he and he won,
and then he didn't know the one he wont to get.
He's all right, we're getting out of here. Then he
went to a new sport, new high roller room.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
They're like, oh, this is just open, let's take a look,
and he's like, no camera's allowed inside.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
And then he walks out and he's like.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Fifteen minutes, I made this bunch of money, and he
shows his chips.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I'm like, all right, cool.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Then it shows some other people and one guy has
six hundred dollars on his hand and the guy's betting
to his lest he's betting fifteen dollars and he the
guy on the left gets a Blackjay said yeah and
the six d dollars. Dude loses and he's like, uh man,
I just lost six hundred. Can he stopped cheering?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
It was in Siriani's video. It was a different It
was a different one got it.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
And so then I was like, these gambling videos are
actually not bad, and so I apologize to Ray because
I was like, I have to say, they're actually kind
of entertaining.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Well, this guy last night the what is his name,
Polly d Hell, his name's Polly c oh And he
went live at Plaza. He goes to Plaza every other night,
at least he loves Plaza. Yeah, And he was playing
bubble Craps and he went live. And so when he
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goes live, does he have someone there holding the camera
for him? Well, sometimes he'll have a girl doing it
and he just steps back, has her whole figure in
the screen. He'll sometimes go up and show you the dice.
Sometimes he'll show you how much he has. So he's
got to choose what he shows. So he's showing the
the thing he's not showing his face. Not showing his face, God,
because that's really the last thing you want to see.
(34:59):
You want. I got to see what the dice are doing.
You want to see what the cards are doing. So
the chick's doing, you know. And so he's videoing it
and he when I watched it, he lost sixteen hundred
oh and somebody in the comments go, oh, hey, guys,
I've been watching this. Anybody can keeping tracks since the beginning?
What's he downed? And somebody goes, it's definitely more than
four thousand oh and three comments later, somebody goes been
(35:24):
watching the entire stream, he's down well over eight thousand dollars. Oh,
but his his way of doing it is so dumb.
He'll put twenty five dollars down and then there's your point.
Once your point happens, then he'll put whatever that point is.
Say he goes to five, he'll do times five every time.
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So he puts one hundred and twenty five dollars on
every number that it lands on. So say he gets
five numbers, that's six hundred dollars he has on the table,
and if it hits a seven, he loses six hundred dollars.
But if he goes on a twelve roll roll, he's
gonna make like a crapload. Yeah, but he also risking
that six hundred dollars. So he always leaves it all
on the table. And he's always putting money on the com.
(36:07):
He's putting yeah, so the com is what it'll be
the seven? Yeah, and so, and he says it's on
bubble crap. Yeah, I guess you can't really film real craps.
It's too busy, too fast, right, and you get you
got to get permission with the bubble craps you can
film and they don't give a crap. And it was
between about two and two thirty am. I went to
the gym, I got back on. He was signed off.
(36:29):
But last I heard on the bubble he lost over
eight thousand dollars, which at my old place. That sounds
like about eight months in rent Oh, Budden, did you
know someone in the building lives there? Your old place? Really? Yeah? Yeah, kiddie. Now,
(36:50):
she was telling me the other day. She was like, yeah,
that's great. But he, uh, he has deals with these casinos.
So do I think that they give him eight thousand
dollars to gamble with? Hell? No, I bet they give
him a thousand dollars ticket and then he loves the game,
so he dips into his own savings a lot. But
I bet they give him a little bit to play with.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, I mean, I wonder if the casino now, they
can't just give him money. There can't be comp money
because that wouldn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Well, they don't comp, Siriani. He plays his real money
and this polyc guy, they ain't giving him eight thousand
dollars to play with. So that was real money. When
I saw his money in his hand and it's shaken,
and he's deaffing to rip it from himself to put
it in the machine. That ain't money that they're just
gifting him. And when he would lose this polyc guy,
aren't you kidding me? We just can't catch a break. Listen,
(37:44):
when anybody sounds like a little that's not free casino money,
that's money that's harder, and it's getting pulled right out
of his pocket. That's a good point. And also you
know when he's winning, because he's showing the chick towards
the end of that stream. It's just the dice. And
all I would he is a five seven nine oh
seven two seven oh. It was what I'm thinking, buddy,
(38:08):
root against it. That's when you want to bet against it.
You never bet against it. That's why I would have
came in.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
And that's why everybody. That's why you if you're betting
against it, everybody hates you at the table.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
That's why I do it secretly, Okay, what I did
on the cruise ship and me and that guy were
secretly betting against the table, and we had we had
to clap hands underneath the table because there was about
seven people looking at us like they're gonna kill us.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Oh man, we got an email. I knew I was
going to be traveling today, so I saved up the
last few pods I'll listen to on the drive. We
got to Austin this evening with some kids who are
running the state cross country meet in Round Rock on Saturday.
I'm here until Monday, when I meet the band in
San Antonio for their state contest at the Alamodome on Tuesday. Anyway,
the reason for this email, we are talking the band
(38:55):
probably one hundred and thirty or more people total to
eat Monday night at Magic Time Machine and San Antonio.
It's an odd place for an adults, but kids have
a blast there. The services are dressed up and act
in character. If a kid goes towards the restroom, they
call them out and embarrass them. You mentioned it on
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the pod, so I thought i'd let you know we
are going. I'll send some pics from inside of it
next week.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Jeremy Griffin, Principal, Sundown High School. You get what you demand,
you encourage what you tolerate. I'm telling you, guys, if
you ever go to San Antonio, the Magic Time Machine.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
It is where it is at Jay Grioff. Hey man,
that's great. I hope they won the state title. I
don't know he posts on fantas error on Facebook sometimes,
Yeah he does. He's a good dude.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Here's another one, coachers, how many teams from each division
make the playoffs?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Also?
Speaker 2 (39:49):
How do the playoffs work? Never been in a league
this big, and I'm new to the multi division aspect
of it. Thanks in advance, double z.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Not the time or place for it. Just to hit
the mess board. Nobody wants to hear about.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
It, Zach Sapota. Top two for meeting division, each division
make the playoffs. The number one, whoever has the higher
record of those four is the number one seed. The
other division winners the two seed, and then you have
three and four, and that's you have the AFC and
the NFC. You know, I was waiting for on that one.
This year, we've decided to have the top three teams. Yeah,
(40:24):
we decided top three teams. Now that I'm on the
outside looking in, that's what we're gonna go with.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Justin's hitting me up about changes that need to be made.
He goes, we're the top four team in the league.
Changes need to be made, Like he's saying that you're
scoring isn't good or something.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Hey, coachers, we have a fantasy etiquette question. The last
place person just traded McCaffrey for a Lave and Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
What would your thoughts be if this was in your league?
Russen and Cali, you can't do that trade. Congrats, I'm
winning two pick them weeks. You definitely stepped it up
since my last email. Russ and Revus, be honest.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
A Lave and Jama Lamar. Yeah, that's really not that
bad of it. I mean, I don't know bad because
it's a quarterback.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
I don't know what you had at quarterback before. What
if you were going with Tyler Slaw.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
You can get a free quarterback, get you twenty points. See,
the quarterbacks really aren't at trade pieces in Europe.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
I don't think it's that that's not a If it
was just a Lave for McCaffrey, then I could say, okay,
that's egregious.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Oh Lave. How many times have you seen him on
Sports Center this year?
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Well, they don't really show Saints games on Sports Center,
but he gets one hundred targets a game. He's the
only wide receiver they have.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
I thought they had Rashid Shahed.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
He's on the Seattle Seahawks. He was traded, so yeah,
I mean, I don't know. It's not that bad in
my opinion.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
But wonder Seattle's good. They got Injigba and Shaheed. Well,
Shahid just.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Got there and he doesn't really do anything since he
got there. I'll be honest with you, he hadn't really
done much. But all right, I think that's it.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Man. We got football this weekend. Oh, I need to
give you money makers. We'll be right back. I'll do
that right after this.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Look it's the holiday season, man, here with family, you're
having turkey, and you want to know what is gonna
make you some money?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
A prostitute? Right, Well, I gotta be honest. I messed up.
You med up.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
I messed up last week. I took the Seahawks against
the Titans, and I have to realize.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
That you were wrong. I told my buddy that one,
and I wake up because I don't watch that crap.
They're the worst team in the league and the Preds
are the worst team in the league. This is not
to be trash bag town. You told me minus thirteen.
They won by six Yeah, I's wrong.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
I was wrong, And I have to realize that these
NFL teams, they get up by enough they don't care anymore.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Then they don't. They're not worried about covering that. They don't.
They don't care about running it up on people. I
told Billy that pick. Yeah, well lost some some money, right,
you tell me you got it from me? Yeah, don't.
Don't blame it on me, But I'm just telling you.
I now realize that was my mistake. Yeah, guys, when
you hear these picks from lunch tell your friends and
say it's not on you. You got it from your
(43:06):
friend lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yes, but then I also gave you the Falcons plus
one and a half that hit. I gave you the
Jets plus thirteen and a half that also hit. So
you made money if you picked my picks this week
last week. But I realize these huge spreads, they don't
care about getting margin. They just want to win the
game and get out of town. They were up big
(43:28):
on the Titans and they quit trying to do anything.
They just ran the ball, all right, let's get out
of town.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, cause I remember my guy going, it's twenty three,
back out for the half, I gotta see if my
troops are still okay, run what happened?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
And then they just even tried the second half. They
just run the ball, all right, run the clock, get
out of town. We're not really worried about the Titans
beating us. So with that said, we're gonna go back
to Seattle and they're playing the Minnesota Vikings. All of
a sudden, JJ McCarthy, who doesn't know how to throw
a football. Oh, he's been so bad that they decided
to bench him again. But they say, oh, he has
(44:04):
a concussion. So they got some rookie quarterback going to Seattle.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Who what's the kid's name? Pavia John Wafford? Where did
he go?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Minnesota? I don't even know if that's his real name.
I just it's what popped into my head. You might
want a fact check, but we don't google, so I
don't care.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
You sure it ain't Warful Danny warfol Oh.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
I don't think it's him, but oh god, it's already
jumped to eleven and a half.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
But it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
I just told you these big spreads they don't care
about margin. But John Wafford ain't gonna do crap. Against Seattle.
Give me Seattle minus eleven and a half. Waff Yeah,
I did bet it at a ten and a half.
That's when I got it. So you're getting eleven and
a half, getting a bad number, but you're still gonna
be fine.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Where'd you get the ten and a half in Vegas? No.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Earlier this week, when it first came out, I was like,
Oh my god, JJ McCarthy's out. John Wafford, who can't
I mean, there's no way he can play better than Oh,
it's gonna be awful. And then I don't understand. Explain
to me, Yeah, what's up the Houston Texans on the
road at Indy. Indy's giving up four and a half points.
(45:11):
Indy is't gonna score a point that Demico Ryan's defense
is going to give Daniel Jones nightmares. Give me the
Houston Texans plus four and a half.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Take it to the bank. Well as Davis Mills still no. CJ.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Stroud is back. He was concussed for like six weeks,
and I don't think it matters. It's all about the defense.
That defense is gonna keep them in games.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
And I just read it this morning. You can get
overcome the concussion protocol, you need four sessions of practice,
and then the NFL says, get back up on there,
slapping the butt, play some football.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Then the San Francisco forty nine ers are traveling to Cleveland.
So I believe that the quarterback for the Giants, Jackson
Dart will he will be back on Monday night football.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
We are hoping he has a successful session against the Patriots.
But here we're going to We're going to Cleveland. Chadure Sanders,
Chadeur Sanders. The guy sucks. Do you want to know
what nobody's talking about is how he sucks? I know
you don't do data. He was the worst quarterback last week.
They won twenty four to nothing. Yeah, close to it,
(46:23):
six or seven the other team scored. He was the
worst statistical, data driven quarterback in the entire league last week.
So bad, so bad. Nobody talks about that. No, he
had like a four passer rating.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, because one he threw a screen passing the ran
it for seventy yards. Then the other two touchdowns they
scored with Quinn Sewn Jenkins. They said, Shauldure, we don't
even trust you to have the ball in your hand.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Get off the field. It's a trick play. No, no,
he wasn't even on the field.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
When they scored two touchdowns, they said, we're gonna it
was the wildcat. They were like, we're gonna We're gonna
give the ball to Quinnean Judkins, and we're not gonna
make you. Let you make a decision that could screw
us up. So don't even worry about it. Come stand
on the sideline. We can score without you. And everybody's like,
oh my gosh, Noor he won his first game. He's
(47:13):
so amazing. They didn't do crap. The Raiders were just
so bad.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
My dad put us in a three thousand square foot
house and then drove us to the inner city.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
He goes, ah, man, that's just I just got one
week of practice. Imagine if i'd had first round reps
all season. Oh my god, dude, you didn't do anything.
You were so bad, so bad, And now you're gonna
play the San Francisco forty nine ers. Their defense isn't great,
but you're you're gonna get annihilated. The Niners minus four
and a half. That's it.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Take it to the bank. WHOA take it to the bank.
I think Vegas made a mistake there that should be
about thirteen. I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Brock Party looked bad on Monday night. He threw three interceptions.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
What is this league? Right? What is this league? I
told justin a copycat league, a flip flop league. If
you're good one week, you're bad the next week. You're
never as good as you look, and you're never as
bad as you look.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Brock Party is not that bad, and he's not gonna
be bad that bad this week. He won't throw three interceptions. Yes,
Miles Garrett is a menace, he's a co Defensive Player
of the Year.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
But Kyle Shanahan is so smart. Who is the coach?
Should be the coach of the year that will be verable? No?
I mean stichens in second?
Speaker 2 (48:24):
How is Shanahan not up for it? They have nothing
but spare parts. They haven't had their starting quarterback and they're.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Still eight and four. They're unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
They haven't had wide receivers, their number one wide receivers
been hurt, their whole defense is hurt, and they keep
winning games. Well, then why don't you bet them to
win the Super Bowl? Because I'm pretty sure it's a
thirty three. I believe that Kyle Shanahan, Will Miles Garrett
come on screenplay dump it off quick passes. Miles Garrett
ain't gonna be a factor. Give me the Niners minus
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four and a half. Take it to the bank. Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Guys. Remember you gotta predict the future, not the past.
I loved Vegas lines just looking them up. No Vegas
person said the Rams were gonna win the Super Bowl.
Now the Rams are four times your money to win
the Super Bowl, and the Chiefs are like a fourteen.
You got the Bills are like a fifteen. Vegas is
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so reactionary, guys, predict the future, not the past.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Well, I hate to tell you, I mean, I just
hate to tell you this. The freaking Rams they play
the Panthers this week. Bryce, you don't look terrible. He
looks terrible. I don't know how he threw for five
hundred yards against the Falcons. Rams are gonna annihilate them,
annihilate The Rams are the best team in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
And I look that up too, because I was curious.
Bryce Young is consistently ranked as one of the bottom
half quarterbacks in the league. Consistently, He's so.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Bad, So how are they winning a decent that's another
coach that should be up for Coach of the Year.
That Dave Canalis guy. The fact that he's won six
games with Bryce Young as his quarterback miracle, that's coach
of the year stuff. Just because you win the most
games doesn't mean you should be coach of the year.
I mean, Shanahan, I don't mind Vrabel because they sucked
last year and what he's done is amazing. In Canalis,
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those are the coaches of the year. We gotta go, man,
we got we gotta go to Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
We gotta go. You gotta start throwing out the turkey. Dude. Well,
and I'm gonna try and go to Vandy and the
balls in Knoxville. Are you really? I gotta tell Basier, Oh,
I'm taking the nephews. I think that's a great idea.
I don't think it's gonna happen. I told her I
want to do the turkey trying. Guess what she said,
what We're not a turkey trot household. Oh thanks, Baser,
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love you too.
Did you already start it? Yeah? Good ah Man, Happy Thanksgiving, Ray,
Happy Thanksgiving. Audio guy here. So it maybe it's just
that my mic is so jacked up because I have
the volume all the way up and yours I've turned down. Talk.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm talking, I'm here. Does it sound bad? I mean,
may here's the honest, honest thing, and I'm not trying
to be a little itch. I'm trying to be like real.
Maybe try wearing freaking headphones.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Not gonna do it? Why?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well, I mean, why would you compromise the product for
some stupid thing. No one cares if you wear headphones.
It doesn't make a difference. You wearing headphones doesn't screw
up the pot. You not wearing headphones could possibly screw
up the pot.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Sometimes they drop plastic, Oh I got the conveyor belt
into a product and makes it not as good. Sometimes
there's glass, sometimes there's metal. If the product doesn't go
out perfect, then we put a recall out.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But how do you recall it? Once it's out there?
You can't change the audio. If you are listening to
it in real time, you'll be able to say, Okay,
that doesn't sound right.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You want my rebuttal yeah, I do. I don't have one.
I did want to say though Aviza was great the
other day, that's what you wanted to say. Was he
not phenomenal? He was really fun. That was fun. It
was a good time. You know, it's not fun talking
about my headphone usage.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You know what's really funny is that you put up
a stupid cat calendar in our studio, like it looks ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Like Ray, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
He went to the nail salon and he got a
cat calendar and it is now hanging up in here
and it looks ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
It's baser and you have it on the wrong month.
And she it starts in it starts in December, so
it December first. But she goes, hey, would you use this?
And I said, I have just a place. The people
at work pissed me off so much. I'm putting up
a cat calendar because it makes me happy. And it's
funny because it'll make all these guys manly men mad
scuba battle great.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Wayne d came in here, ripped it down.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, he didn't want that on the camera. Man, you
gonna to pust a pick. People are gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I mean it looks so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I looked up and behind Ray there's three kittens in
a freaking like two in a box and one by
a Christmas tree. I mean, come on, I don't know
when the last time I saw a paper calendar hung
on the wall. No, don't look at January yet. I
don't want to see January. Man, it's you gotta wait
for the surprise. Like, come on, I'm like, you know what.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I'm gonna screw with people at work. I'm taking a
cat calendar this damn place.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And you know it's great about the cat calendar. There'll
be nothing written on the dates. Nothing, absolutely nothing will
be filled out.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And you always wonder why know why that teacher has
that on their desk, or I wonder why I guide
his job as a weird coffee mug. It's because you
stare at the same thing every day and they're eventually
again a block our view of the city with a
twenty four story high rise. So you know what, I
put up a new cat calendar to make this little
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studio that none of the screens work.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Spice it up a little bit. I do believe the
screens work. It's just you haven't even tried to put
our logo up. You haven't even tried the camera. Supposedly
it's split screen, and we always get texts, hey, the
camera's working, and I just lie and say they're not
working because you know why, because we forget to try
them every single day. It would take us five minutes
pre show to do it. But do we have time
for that? No, we had like we're in such a hurry.
(03:32):
Oh my gosh, they just went black and there's a
sore loser's logo. So they do work. They do work.
Now hit the camera and some we have. The camera works.
I wonder if the camera does work and it's split
screen like they said, because if it is, then we
are idiots. And I've been telling people that things are
broken and they're not really broken.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
They were though about two days ago. Sorry, I don't
have an up to the minute breakage report.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I know, but that logo does look good. I'm gonna
tell you what. I'm happy with that. Oh I heard
a dink. Did you just hit record?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah? No, but it's not split screen. Okay, then I
don't care. And see if you hit it though. If
I hit it, there you go. Now it's split screen. No,
but it's back to what it used to be. What
about that? Is that split screen? That's a darker view
of you? Angle No, no split screen, Turn the cameras off.
Don't care.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Now you can send this to the president of the
network and say, look, see still doesn't work that way
we tried.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It doesn't work. Let's move on. But I'm in a
bad mood. That was a good YouTube. Twenty eight seconds.
That's gonna get a lot of hits. It's you complain me. Well,
I'm about to complain some more.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You want me to complain some more because I'm gonna
tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what's really stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm ready. Fantasy football is so stupid. You aren't your rowdy?
Are you ready around it? I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Every year I tell myself I'm not gonna care as
much about fantasy football.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm not gonna let it ruin my day. Well I lied.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Fantasy football has ruined my day, It has ruined my week,
and has ruined my month. Because here we are with
two weeks to go in the regular season of the
Fantasy Football Sore Losers Podcast League. I haven't been I
have been in first or second place since week one.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You're blowing out your microphone.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
For twelve straight weeks, I have been in the playoffs,
and then back to back weeks I had to play
the big tsunami. I saw the big tsunami coming weeks
ago when I looked at the schedule and said, oh, man,
I gotta play this dude back to back.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Don't like the team name. Tsunami really the one that
hit Chinese Taipei, I believe in two thousand fourish that
was devastating. Change your team name.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Not sure, it's not the it's not the same thing.
It's a different tsunami. This one's just out in the ocean.
And I saw it. I saw the dude's team, and
I was like, I gotta play that team back to back.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That is not good for my mental health. That's the
schedule creators, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, that's Myfantasy League dot com. Oh, you have to
play one team twice. I don't know why the schedule
makes it back to back. I have no idea why
it does that, but whatever, it doesn't matter. I got
absolutely spanked the first week. I put tech Techshera on
the bench. He scored like thirty points the first week
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wouldn't have mattered, but at least it would have been closer.
Then this second week I play him, are we doing
a breakdown of the entire season?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
This is just this past week, and the second week
I play him, winner is going to be in second place,
Losers in third place, sure and on the outside looking
in for the playoffs. And my team starts out great.
We get armand Saint Brown in the end zone, we
get Injigba in the end zone. Careful, we get other
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people in the end zone.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm feeling good. Bradshaw's in hot water. Yeah I know.
And then I told you he needs to retire.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I've been saying it, and now people are joining me
on that bandwagon.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Give me credit. I said it at the beginning of
the season. I'll see if we have video of it,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Probably not because it's not split screen. Then we get
to the Browns game and they get down and they
don't even have Shador Sanders in the game. They just
give it to Quinn Seawan and the Raiders act like
they don't know how to tackle. He has two touchdowns
within five minutes of each other. Then AJ Brown scores
a touchdown. Then AJ Brown scores another touchdown that gets
taken off the board. Then Dack to George Pickens touchdown,
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and all of a sudden, here comes the big tsunami
and absolutely obliterates my faith.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
See not night, I mean it obliterated people's lives, the tsunami.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
The big thing is now I am not in the playoffs,
but you can.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You can control your own deskiny. No, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
All Big Time Tsunami has to do is win two
games and I'm out.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That would be controlling your own destiny is no.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Me and Justin I need Big Time Sounami to lose.
I have to have him lose or I'm out. Because
here's the thing. Me and Justin need five teams to lose.
Two weeks in a row. We have mathematically been eliminated.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah. I thought we were gonna be thirteen and one.
We're six seven. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That' skataboo Troy when he got hurt, it really killed you.
It really hurt your your team. Here's the problem. So
two weeks ago, with McMillan, I would have had an
extra thirty points on my team. Great, I would have lost,
but I would have had extra thirty points. This week,
I went with Brock Party over Sam Donald because Sam
Donald in the second half, they're already killing teams that
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he doesn't even do anything. So I was like, I'm
gonna go with Party. It's gonna be a shootout. Party
through three interceptions got me nine points, twelve less than
freaking Sam Donald. If I would have played those two players,
we would be almost even on points.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You're in the past, predict the future.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
So now I am down forty points to this dude,
and I'm not gonna make up forty points in two weeks.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh overall, overall.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Because we're gonna end up maybe with the same record.
And then it comes to points, and I'm gonna lose
because I sat two players two weeks in a row.
He kicked my butt two weeks in a row. And
maybe you could say, oh, if you can't beat him,
you don't deserve to be there, But man, it sucks.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It's always possible to not score a touchdown. Because there
was that week and Sunday I watched Red Zone and
not once did I see one of my players on
the TV. I checked the website. We didn't score one touchdown,
which is almost unheard of in fantasy because your quarterback's
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usually at least guaranteed one. Yeah, we went touchdownless. That's
pretty bad. Yeah, I considering, I thought we're gonna go
thirteen and one and we ended up going six seven.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
So it's been a it's been a rough a few
days to realize that I'm not gonna make the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Neither of me and Justin. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, but I said I wasn't gonna get mad about it,
but I was pissed because it's a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I've been pissed for a few days now. I mean,
you're talking to mortgage payment, you're talking down payment on
a car. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
And so Batter's Box like, oh, it's you're winning by fifty.
I said, he's got aj Brown, Dak Prescott, George Pickens,
Quinn Sewn Jenkins. He's got all those people to go.
He's like, oh my god, you got this in the bag.
He had McCaffrey to go. And then the Niners they
don't do it anything but give it to McCaffrey. That's
all they do.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Well, they don't have Eyuke, they don't have, they don't have,
they don't have.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
So why not give Christian McCaffrey the MVP of the NFL. Like,
the dude is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
He won't get it.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
It's gonna be s Matthew Stafford. I understand, but they
only give it to quarterbacks. But good god, McCaffrey. Without McCaffrey,
I don't know where the Niners would be. He's the
MVP of the league, and I'm just so frustrated with
fantasy football. So I'm just looking at it and just going,
damn man, I'm not gonna make the playoffs. Like I
worked that hard. I was in first or second place
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the entire season until two weeks left to go and
the magic ran out. It's over, and I'm very depressed. Yeah,
me and Justin have we don't.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
We refuse to do the math, but I think we've
been mathematically eliminated because to have five teams lose two
weeks in a row is pretty impossible, pretty much impossible. Yeah,
but we have the most point so if we tie anybody,
we win, we just can't reach them because they're two
games ahead.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
But you know who's making the playoffs. Batter's box dominating
his division.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, this is a tough one because I ended up
breaking it down all the six seasons we've done it.
Scuba took one of mine, so maybe five, and I
was eight and four one year. I never had made
the playoffs until justin last year, but I usually had
losing records, So this is pretty normal for me to
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go to have a lot of promise and then to
just kind of fizzle out in fantasy, not in life.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, I think I've made the playoffs most of the years.
I've never won my division. I've always been second place.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Never won my division.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
The champion seems to come from my division a lot
Muscle White, Ashley White, they came from my division. It
seems like I always have the eventual champ and the
way big time tsunami's rolling right now with all those
players McCaffrey, Pickens, AJ Brown, freaking Dak Prescott, they're putting
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up one hundred. He scored one hundred and seventy five
this week.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
At least we'll still have some high point money coming in.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I scored one forty five and I lost. I would
have beat every other damn team in the division.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
So so we we're the high point. We're like the
top five team in entire league of forty eight teams,
and we're six and seven, And there's a couple things
that really to stand out the most to me. During
one of the weeks, I picked up Kendrick Bourne and
he had twenty points that actually gave us win. I
was solely responsible for that win, but I was also
responsible for getting the bt J killer in the second
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round and he was terrible this year.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
And Thomas, yeah, he ended up awful, awful.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
He was a letdown, and I was I was responsible
for telling Justin Lamar is not going to have a
second good year in a row and went with Patty
and that was smart. Patty was the leader for a
majority of the season, very good. The biggest downfall, though,
that's gonna go on my file. Could get me terminated,
could get me fired. There's probably gonna be a new coach,
and there's already people him and hand about who it's
going to be. Is Abby replacing me in the league?
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We won't n we know won't be Arnold. But I
am getting fired probably. But Quinn Shawn Judkins, I dropped him.
We had him on our team and I was just like, ah,
do some housekeeping get him off our roster. He's not
even on a team. He ends up signing a contract.
He's an amazing player and puts up massive numbers this
year and beat our ass the entire year, and I
just dropped him for free. Under the way, that's a
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tough one. So that that's what's gonna get me fired
for justin what did he do? It was something Charbonnet
running backs, wide receivers. He's done some stuff this year.
He's done some stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I my mistake, and it goes back to draft night, man,
when I'm sitting there at number eleven and it gets
to me and number eleven overall, I took Ashton Gency.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I mean in the first round.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yes, you want to talk about a terrible, terrible, terrible pick.
So from that moment on, I've been hanging by a
thread with my running backs because Ashton Gency has been
absolutely awful because the Raiders offensive line has been awful.
And you know who went five picks after Gency in
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the first round.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Jonathan Taylor Thomas. So not only did I pit, I
passed on him. I took Gincy, then I took armand
Saint Brown the second and then a couple picks after that,
someone picked Jonathan Taylor Thomas and I could have had
Jonathan Taylor Thomas and my team would have been unfreaking stoppable. Instead,
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here I am on the outside looking in, and I
am pissed off.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Instead of predicting the future, we're predicting the past. Love it.
We went with Gibbs first round. I'm fine with that. Well, yeah,
you think he's been great. I can actually sleep easy
at night and I'm not worried about going on that
balcony when I go look at the view in the morning.
Because JTT Jonathan Taylor Thomas. I wanted him, but because
of where we were in the pick we had, like
the second pick, Jonathan Taylor Thomas didn't come around to
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us in the second round for a while, so he
had already been picked up four picks before us. Thank God,
because I'm telling you it would have been rough because
I told Justin, I said, Jonathan Taylor Thomas is gonna
be massive, But we just we just couldn't do it
in the second round. They wasn't in the cards for us. Yeah,
rough man.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
So as we head into Thanksgiving, I'm not thankful for
fantasy football. It has caused me a lot of pain
and suffering these last few days, These last couple of
weeks and when the playoffs start, I won't be a
part of it, and I'm gonna be very mad and
I don't even want to pay attention. Then I got
to pay out these people all this money and I'm
not gonna get any of it, and it's really gonna
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piss me off.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
You can just send it over to your brother at Thanksgiving.
Also justin he picked up Tyler Warren amazing, thank you,
love you for that. He was also responsible for the
scataboo trade. Got hurt, but he was pretty big. I
will say this, if we have a minute, we have
a minute. Man. The saddest thing of it all justin
that money. He was playing on it. Oh he said
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he really needed it, So it wasn't the winning and losing.
He needed a couple thou Yeah, I need to get
his car fixed. He told me a month ago. He goes, hey,
straight talk, I need that money. And that's usually man
to man that he's either down, he's got a big purchase,
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he's got a make or but he was actually counting
on it and he may have spent it ahead of time.
Oh that's actually the biggest thing. So if you can
get us that high point as soon as possible to
pay out. What is it ten dollars a week.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
It's twenty dollars a week. I paid the first two
weeks and it's like, oh, I'm gonna be on top
of this all year, and then kind of fell apart.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Well, i'll take forty now and we'll call it goods.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Well, I need to look. I don't know for sure,
right but Justin needs the money. Yeah, but I don't
know if you really hit it.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Right, But I told him i'd get your forty for
him today, okay, because he needs it by Friday.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
All right, I'll get on there right now. We'll take
a break and i'll go check the high points.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
We'll be right back. This kid, man, he doesn't need
it that desperately, man, but if you could, if you
could just send it over to him.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I got it, man, I'm getting on it right now.
I'm gonna go over to Venmo right now and there we go.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
There you go right?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Okay, Now, we got an email DM from Joey Burton.
Hey coachers, Since Lunch can't figure out how to respond
to dms or emails, maybe you guys can help me.
Could you read this on the pods so I could
hear what we have to say. My fiance and I
are going to Vegas for the first time in the spring.
What do you and lunch recommend doing during the daytime
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that's not gambling for first time Vegas goers. What restaurants
are must dos? What hotel and casinos do you guys recommend? Thanks,
Vegas virgins, hear.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Me on this one, and you're gonna be better with
the actual establishments. But I will say this a year
to the day Thanksgiving. Last year we went to Vegas
and my regret it was not the fighting, but it
was the gambling fighting of basers doing slots. I'm doing
bubble craps in sports. I'd say half the trip we
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didn't even spend with each other. It would be her saying, oh,
come over to my machine, and I'd say, hey, watch
this bubble craps with me. The most enjoyable part of
the entire trip was us at the Aria playing bubble craps.
We had a great of high noons that they kept
bringing to us for free. I was also dipping into
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the roulette because Janet, who also wanted to tip at
the end of the night, was throwing the ball around
like I'd never seen it before. We left there up
nine hundred to go to Shania Twain, but it was
the moment we spent together. So don't let the gambling
get in front of you and your chick. If she's
playing in a machine, watch her. Yeah, those dice are
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gonna be there in an hour, the ball is going
to be there in two hours, and blackjack is gonna
be there in the morning. I guarantee it don't split up.
So many times I think back, I'm like I was
playing bubble creps for hours by myself. The best time
was me and her taking turns, and I'll hang up
and listen, not taking turn you know what I meant,
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not like sexually. Yeah, over to you, ma'am. I'm not
sure everybody thought that I would say. Let me tell
you like this, I'm starting to believe that maybe you
should stay downtown Vegas, Old Vegas mm hmmm, because honestly,
I believe it's cheaper. You're gonna find gambling minimums will
be cheaper, the hotel rooms should be cheaper, the food
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will be cheaper. In downtown Vegas, Old Vegas. It's called
Fremont Street. It's really cool. Fremont Street is awesome. Circus
sports Book, go to the Circus sports Book. Check it out.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
With the pools, I mean during the day, what you
can do. You take a cab over to the strip
if you want to go see the strip. And I say,
you listen, and this sounds old and I sound like
an old man. But if you're not gonna be gambling
all day, go buy the Bellagio and look at.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
The floral garden.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
But I'm gonna tell you what, it's so amazing what
they can do with flowers.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
They're setting up for Christmas now, but.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
It's gonna be the spring when they go, so it'll
be a whole new display. Oh yes, so it's gonna
be out. The flower garden is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yes, that's where we ran into those women from overseas. Really,
isn't it not you and me? When we were chilling
at the pool with those chicks? We met some chicks
at the pool. I think it was a couple nice
Japanese chicks. Was it that was at was that bellagio?
(21:19):
Were we at the pool or we at the club?
It was a club that had a pool that was
at the Encore. What a place? What a place.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
And the sun was coming up and Ray was like,
oh man, I gotta go catch my flight, bro.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
And Ray bailed out of there. That was unbelievable night.
That was fun. That was a great night.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
But I also say, you go see the Bolagio fountains,
but I think they're cooler at night. To see the
fountains during the day kind of antiklomatic. It's hot and
you're just standing there.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
In the sun.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I like it at night it's lit up. It looks
cooler to me. Uh, just go into any casino on
the Strip.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
It's they're all so cool.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
So chandelier bar at Cosmopolitan awesome, grab a drink, cocktail.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
There, pictures with the chick. Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
There's big old high heels in the Cosmopolitan that are
cool to take a picture. In restaurants, I don't know
what kind of food you like and what kind of
budget you're on. I mean, I love Javier's inside, are you.
I love Best Bros At MGM Park Park MGM, it
is so freaking good.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Somebody told me is it golden Steer? Maybe they have
some you can get what was it? You could get
lobster and maybe I mean just uh, surf and turf
and they just put butter all over it. It might've
been about sixty bucks, but they said it was the
best meat surfing turf style that you're gonna get. And
(22:51):
also at the Strat Yeah, so not a lot of
people go there, and you've been there, you can get
amazing food, is what we were told. Buyer a driver.
Oh so it's off the beaten path. It's not your
one that everybody's going to.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, but I'm saying like uh. And then also, if
you want to do a gondola ride at the Venetian,
I've never done it, but I see people do it.
I don't you just walk around during the day, you
just walk around? Go see a show at night.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Like careful, careful. These guys all left me one time
to go watch Jersey Boys. Oh god, I mean no,
tell me that was a mistake. No, no, guess what.
I had a blast, bro because I didn't go to
the show.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I don't know if it was called Jersey Boys, because
I think that's a user boys. I don't know, but
it was the It's the rat Pack is back and
it was like Frank. I think Frank Sinatra is a
rat pack. I don't know who they were, but the
god I didn't go and they were just like acting
(23:55):
like those people. It wasn't the real people. And it
was so god awful and so boring. And it was
at the Rio and it was like two hours long,
and I was like, oh my gosh, please make this in.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I just say, this is so bore ring. I stayed
back at the hotel when I first met these guys.
I had a blast hanging out with people, gambling, living
life instead of sitting in a theater for two hours.
I get it. I totally understand, man. But if it's
a good show, let's be real. I went to Shania Twain.
It was pretty awesome. It was worth every bit of
(24:30):
that hour and a half. Yeah, tad lay Yeah. Where
the drinks like twenty two ounces and the whole time
you're carrying in a motor oil can. Yeah, but music
was great and she sounded good.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I saw Garth Brooks there. It was freaking phenomenal. I
would suggest, you know, Vegas virgins, what you don't need
to do. Maybe you want to do this because it's
your first time. Get one of those yard drinks, the
frozen ones, Yeah, the ones shaped like the Eiffel Tower.
I mean they're all different kinds, saxophones, sacks, Nope, just
(25:02):
getting drunk. They look really cool. But after about two
drinks you're like, oh my god, I got to finish
this thing. And then you feel the pressure and you
got to carry that thing around. It's heavy, but it's phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Can I tell you one thing not to do? Yeah,
go ahead, man, I would love it. Those machines that
say we'll make your pizza inside of this box. We
had like a vending machine. Yes, but it's an oven
and it'll make a pizza and there's no human, it's
all AI. We had wanted our place at the Link. Oh, okay,
playing it Hollywood. Oh the last place we stayed at
(25:38):
the Link? The Link? It was the Link? Got it?
It wasn't good. Oh. I was also hungover, but I
had that. I could not get that taste out of
my mouth for like a month. It might have been
the hangover, but it just wasn't good. There's better pizza
out there. Search it out, but don't go with an
(26:00):
AI robot making your pizza. Get Oh, come on over,
I have a pizza. You're looking for that type of
a guy, not an AI.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Also, don't buy the party pack of jello shots. I
think we got him from playing at Hollywood. I mean,
there was it was supposed to be three each, and
there was a couple that we're gonna get four, and
we were fighting over who's gonna get four, And we
took the first jello shot and everybody started fighting. I
only get three, I only get three. I only get three.
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I only want three. I only want three.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I don't want four. I can't eat more. No, I don't.
I don't want to do four. No, I only want three.
That bad. It was the worst damn thing I've ever
had in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
We were all like, oh, so awful. I mean, the
whole group was fighting for four. Instantly after one, everybody
was fighting for three.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Do the tram, definitely, do the PA Do the tram
twenty dollars a day, and it pretty much connects to
all the casinos you want to go, not to Freemonts
and stuff like that. So that would be a cab ride,
but you can go see in one day twelve casinos.
So just ask somebody where's the tram, and there's a route,
and it's the easiest route. You just pay it. You
get a card it's me and Bezer hop on the
(27:16):
tram to the next casino. Then you go out of
that casino into the tram, so you're not necessarily on
the strip if you're doing a tram day, but you're
seeing almost every casino for twenty dollars. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Uh, in Vegas, virgins, I don't know what your lifestyle
is like now, Like if you have kids or you
don't have kids, if you like staying up late or not,
don't be afraid to take a nap. Don't be afraid.
I mean, I know this is sacriligious in Vegas, but
you get a two to three hour nap in the
middle of that afternoon. It energizes you to be able
(27:50):
to stay up till two, three, four in the morning
Vegas style.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
It's unbelievable. But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I don't know your budget. So that's what my suggestion.
Just walk around and see everything. You're just gonna find
stuff to do. Maybe go to a club. I don't
know if you like going to the clubs, but the
clubs are amazing if you like clubbing.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
It's the one time I would tell you my recommendation
would be just walk around. Yet, don't do these plans
where Hey, honey, at two, we're going to see the sphere.
They got a giant giraffe that's gonna be in there.
I mean, go there, Vegas. Feel it out. Do you
feel like you've seen a giraffe? Vegas is a city
you can land with no plans ding So that's why
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we also like it.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Don't set a schedule, because if you get hot at
the table, if you're gambling, maybe you don't gamble. If
you're hot at the table, you don't want to.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Oh, we have to be you know.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
We said we're gonna go see the spear at two
o'clock and then we're gonna go to the strat at three.
It's fluid. Man, If you the only thing you said,
maybe make a dinner reservation or a show reservation. Besides that,
just let and live, man, live and let be. I
think that's how it goes. But that's my suggestion. I mean,
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stay downtown. Though it's cheaper, a lot cheaper.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
It's bringing back the memories of me and Beze are
how cool we used to be with each other. I
remember it is when we were married, still married. She
would say, she goes, hey, you can go to that
boxing fight. I bet the boxing fight. It was Tank
for somebody in Tank one. He was like Bigsby. I
don't know his last name. I saw his nickname was Tank, No,
not the running back. And so Baser goes, oh, you
(29:23):
bet it? Do you want to go see it? Oh
Frank the tank. Yeah, And I said, I'm in Vegas.
I could go watch my bet in person. So I
had whatever app up game time, let's say. But then
I realized I'd be paying two hundred dollars just to
be in some something adjacent to the boxing venue. It
wasn't even to get into the boxing event. It was
that big of a fight. Oh, but I realized that
(29:44):
at the last second it was MGM. But Baser, yeah,
she goes, why don't you go watch the fight that
you bet? I said, I love Vegas. I saw Ai there.
Oh yeah, Alan was gambling. Oh him. There's always people
walk in it, see and be seen. That's great.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
And another thing just people watch. Man, sit there, have
a cocktail in your hand and sit around and watch people.
It's amazing. The people watching is amazing in Las Vegas.
I don't know if we even did a good job
of telling them what to do.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Man, I think we did, because this just made me
want to go back to Vegas. Oh man, I can't
wait to go back to Vegas. It'll be soon. Bezer
the other day muttered something about five years, and I said,
excuse me, going in five years right, that we will
actually need to reconvene on that timetable that she gave me.
(30:39):
I don't even know where I'll be in five years.
I believe I'll be able to cash out my four
oh one K in five years, Like, what what are
you talking about? Five years? More like max five months.
I'll be back in Vegas and we'll be back in
five minutes right after this. Thank you for those commercials, y'all.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
That was great, man. Hopefully there was a Hey, come
visit at Vegas dot com.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
The commercials are great and they sound good too. Yeah,
because I would go from our terrible audio to the
commercial audio, and I said, something's wrong with ours. But
I think it'll be better this time. Because I lowered you,
I'm gonna boost them both up and I think we'll
be set all right.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Hey, man, I trust you you're the audio go guy.
I'm not the audio guy. I'm just telling you what
people said online. But I do want to tell you, Ray, Yeah,
Happy Thanksgiving, Man, Happy Thanksgiving. I just want to say
happy Thanksgiving to sore Losers Nation out there at each
and every one of you, the two hundred and thirty
two people that we now have listening to this podcast.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
It's it's now two hundred and thirty one. Oh Arnold
dropped off.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, So we do appreciate you, guys, and we want
to say happy Thanksgiving to you and your family and
hopefully it's freaking great and great football.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
And I want to apologize to Ray before we go
to Thanksgiving break. I'm good Man, No no, no no.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I told you, I don't understand how you watch that
you're Sirianni guy poorn Ray, But I guess we talk
talk about that Sirianni guy that you like, and he
popped up on my thing.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I enjoy him. I don't recommend him to anybody. He's
a strong character and I watched a couple of his
gambling things.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
He's got this hot chick just standing there to his side,
her knockers mountain rains trying to come up over the
top of her shirt, almost knocking her in the chin.
She got like a white tube top on I'm like,
hell yeah, I like this video.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
And she doesn't cheer.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
She just stands there with her little handbag on her arm,
doesn't say anything the whole video. And I'm like, well,
this is weird. And he's down to his and he
bets five thousand on a hand and that's real and
he hits it. Who and he's like, whoa, let's go again,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I mean, how crazy it was.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I think he had a seventeen and the dealers showing
ten and he I mean he paced back and forth,
he got out of the chair, walked, came back, walked,
came back.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Well, his knocker's doing just sitting there? Oh no, she
wasn't even sitting and she was standing mountain ranging. He
sat right in the middle of the table. She was
on the left side. That's what he does. Okay, that's
how he gets into your algorithm and what the knockers
are sitting in the middle. Now, it's just how he
becomes popular. I mean, who's not gonna watch gambling a
guy that's kind of a bad a and a mountain
(33:18):
range And I think he took a hit on the seventeen.
I never seen that in my life. Well, that's not
by the book, and he usually goes by the book,
and maybe he didn't, but he he and he won,
and then he didn't know the one he wont to get.
He's all right, we're getting out of here. Then he
went to a new sport, new high roller room.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
They're like, oh, this is just open, let's take a look,
and he's like, no camera's allowed inside.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
And then he walks out and he's like.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Fifteen minutes, I made this bunch of money, and he
shows his chips.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I'm like, all right, cool.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Then it shows some other people and one guy has
six hundred dollars on his hand and the guy's betting
to his lest he's betting fifteen dollars and he the
guy on the left gets a Blackjay said yeah and
the six d dollars. Dude loses and he's like, uh man,
I just lost six hundred. Can he stopped cheering?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
It was in Siriani's video. It was a different It
was a different one got it.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
And so then I was like, these gambling videos are
actually not bad, and so I apologize to Ray because
I was like, I have to say, they're actually kind
of entertaining.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Well, this guy last night the what is his name,
Polly d Hell, his name's Polly c oh And he
went live at Plaza. He goes to Plaza every other night,
at least he loves Plaza. Yeah, And he was playing
bubble Craps and he went live. And so when he
(34:38):
goes live, does he have someone there holding the camera
for him? Well, sometimes he'll have a girl doing it
and he just steps back, has her whole figure in
the screen. He'll sometimes go up and show you the dice.
Sometimes he'll show you how much he has. So he's
got to choose what he shows. So he's showing the
the thing he's not showing his face. Not showing his face, God,
because that's really the last thing you want to see.
(34:59):
You want. I got to see what the dice are doing.
You want to see what the cards are doing. So
the chick's doing, you know. And so he's videoing it
and he when I watched it, he lost sixteen hundred
oh and somebody in the comments go, oh, hey, guys,
I've been watching this. Anybody can keeping tracks since the beginning?
What's he downed? And somebody goes, it's definitely more than
four thousand oh and three comments later, somebody goes been
(35:24):
watching the entire stream, he's down well over eight thousand dollars. Oh,
but his his way of doing it is so dumb.
He'll put twenty five dollars down and then there's your point.
Once your point happens, then he'll put whatever that point is.
Say he goes to five, he'll do times five every time.
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So he puts one hundred and twenty five dollars on
every number that it lands on. So say he gets
five numbers, that's six hundred dollars he has on the table,
and if it hits a seven, he loses six hundred dollars.
But if he goes on a twelve roll roll, he's
gonna make like a crapload. Yeah, but he also risking
that six hundred dollars. So he always leaves it all
on the table. And he's always putting money on the com.
(36:07):
He's putting yeah, so the com is what it'll be
the seven? Yeah, and so, and he says it's on
bubble crap. Yeah, I guess you can't really film real craps.
It's too busy, too fast, right, and you get you
got to get permission with the bubble craps you can
film and they don't give a crap. And it was
between about two and two thirty am. I went to
the gym, I got back on. He was signed off.
(36:29):
But last I heard on the bubble he lost over
eight thousand dollars, which at my old place. That sounds
like about eight months in rent Oh, Budden, did you
know someone in the building lives there? Your old place? Really? Yeah? Yeah, kiddie. Now,
(36:50):
she was telling me the other day. She was like, yeah,
that's great. But he, uh, he has deals with these casinos.
So do I think that they give him eight thousand
dollars to gamble with? Hell? No, I bet they give
him a thousand dollars ticket and then he loves the game,
so he dips into his own savings a lot. But
I bet they give him a little bit to play with.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, I mean, I wonder if the casino now, they
can't just give him money. There can't be comp money
because that wouldn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Well, they don't comp, Siriani. He plays his real money
and this polyc guy, they ain't giving him eight thousand
dollars to play with. So that was real money. When
I saw his money in his hand and it's shaken,
and he's deaffing to rip it from himself to put
it in the machine. That ain't money that they're just
gifting him. And when he would lose this polyc guy,
aren't you kidding me? We just can't catch a break. Listen,
(37:44):
when anybody sounds like a little that's not free casino money,
that's money that's harder, and it's getting pulled right out
of his pocket. That's a good point. And also you
know when he's winning, because he's showing the chick towards
the end of that stream. It's just the dice. And
all I would he is a five seven nine oh
seven two seven oh. It was what I'm thinking, buddy,
(38:08):
root against it. That's when you want to bet against it.
You never bet against it. That's why I would have
came in.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
And that's why everybody. That's why you if you're betting
against it, everybody hates you at the table.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
That's why I do it secretly, Okay, what I did
on the cruise ship and me and that guy were
secretly betting against the table, and we had we had
to clap hands underneath the table because there was about
seven people looking at us like they're gonna kill us.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Oh man, we got an email. I knew I was
going to be traveling today, so I saved up the
last few pods I'll listen to on the drive. We
got to Austin this evening with some kids who are
running the state cross country meet in Round Rock on Saturday.
I'm here until Monday, when I meet the band in
San Antonio for their state contest at the Alamodome on Tuesday. Anyway,
the reason for this email, we are talking the band
(38:55):
probably one hundred and thirty or more people total to
eat Monday night at Magic Time Machine and San Antonio.
It's an odd place for an adults, but kids have
a blast there. The services are dressed up and act
in character. If a kid goes towards the restroom, they
call them out and embarrass them. You mentioned it on
(39:15):
the pod, so I thought i'd let you know we
are going. I'll send some pics from inside of it
next week.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Jeremy Griffin, Principal, Sundown High School. You get what you demand,
you encourage what you tolerate. I'm telling you, guys, if
you ever go to San Antonio, the Magic Time Machine.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
It is where it is at Jay Grioff. Hey man,
that's great. I hope they won the state title. I
don't know he posts on fantas error on Facebook sometimes,
Yeah he does. He's a good dude.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Here's another one, coachers, how many teams from each division
make the playoffs?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Also?
Speaker 2 (39:49):
How do the playoffs work? Never been in a league
this big, and I'm new to the multi division aspect
of it. Thanks in advance, double z.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Not the time or place for it. Just to hit
the mess board. Nobody wants to hear about.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
It, Zach Sapota. Top two for meeting division, each division
make the playoffs. The number one, whoever has the higher
record of those four is the number one seed. The
other division winners the two seed, and then you have
three and four, and that's you have the AFC and
the NFC. You know, I was waiting for on that one.
This year, we've decided to have the top three teams. Yeah,
(40:24):
we decided top three teams. Now that I'm on the
outside looking in, that's what we're gonna go with.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Justin's hitting me up about changes that need to be made.
He goes, we're the top four team in the league.
Changes need to be made, Like he's saying that you're
scoring isn't good or something.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Hey, coachers, we have a fantasy etiquette question. The last
place person just traded McCaffrey for a Lave and Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
What would your thoughts be if this was in your league?
Russen and Cali, you can't do that trade. Congrats, I'm
winning two pick them weeks. You definitely stepped it up
since my last email. Russ and Revus, be honest.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
A Lave and Jama Lamar. Yeah, that's really not that
bad of it. I mean, I don't know bad because
it's a quarterback.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
I don't know what you had at quarterback before. What
if you were going with Tyler Slaw.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
You can get a free quarterback, get you twenty points. See,
the quarterbacks really aren't at trade pieces in Europe.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
I don't think it's that that's not a If it
was just a Lave for McCaffrey, then I could say, okay,
that's egregious.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Oh Lave. How many times have you seen him on
Sports Center this year?
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Well, they don't really show Saints games on Sports Center,
but he gets one hundred targets a game. He's the
only wide receiver they have.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
I thought they had Rashid Shahed.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
He's on the Seattle Seahawks. He was traded, so yeah,
I mean, I don't know. It's not that bad in
my opinion.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
But wonder Seattle's good. They got Injigba and Shaheed. Well,
Shahid just.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Got there and he doesn't really do anything since he
got there. I'll be honest with you, he hadn't really
done much. But all right, I think that's it.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Man. We got football this weekend. Oh, I need to
give you money makers. We'll be right back. I'll do
that right after this.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Look it's the holiday season, man, here with family, you're
having turkey, and you want to know what is gonna
make you some money?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
A prostitute? Right, Well, I gotta be honest. I messed up.
You med up.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
I messed up last week. I took the Seahawks against
the Titans, and I have to realize.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
That you were wrong. I told my buddy that one,
and I wake up because I don't watch that crap.
They're the worst team in the league and the Preds
are the worst team in the league. This is not
to be trash bag town. You told me minus thirteen.
They won by six Yeah, I's wrong.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
I was wrong, And I have to realize that these
NFL teams, they get up by enough they don't care anymore.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Then they don't. They're not worried about covering that. They don't.
They don't care about running it up on people. I
told Billy that pick. Yeah, well lost some some money, right,
you tell me you got it from me? Yeah, don't.
Don't blame it on me, But I'm just telling you.
I now realize that was my mistake. Yeah, guys, when
you hear these picks from lunch tell your friends and
say it's not on you. You got it from your
(43:06):
friend lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yes, but then I also gave you the Falcons plus
one and a half that hit. I gave you the
Jets plus thirteen and a half that also hit. So
you made money if you picked my picks this week
last week. But I realize these huge spreads, they don't
care about getting margin. They just want to win the
game and get out of town. They were up big
(43:28):
on the Titans and they quit trying to do anything.
They just ran the ball, all right, let's get out
of town.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, cause I remember my guy going, it's twenty three,
back out for the half, I gotta see if my
troops are still okay, run what happened?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
And then they just even tried the second half. They
just run the ball, all right, run the clock, get
out of town. We're not really worried about the Titans
beating us. So with that said, we're gonna go back
to Seattle and they're playing the Minnesota Vikings. All of
a sudden, JJ McCarthy, who doesn't know how to throw
a football. Oh, he's been so bad that they decided
to bench him again. But they say, oh, he has
(44:04):
a concussion. So they got some rookie quarterback going to Seattle.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Who what's the kid's name? Pavia John Wafford? Where did
he go?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Minnesota? I don't even know if that's his real name.
I just it's what popped into my head. You might
want a fact check, but we don't google, so I
don't care.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
You sure it ain't Warful Danny warfol Oh.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
I don't think it's him, but oh god, it's already
jumped to eleven and a half.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
But it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
I just told you these big spreads they don't care
about margin. But John Wafford ain't gonna do crap. Against Seattle.
Give me Seattle minus eleven and a half. Waff Yeah,
I did bet it at a ten and a half.
That's when I got it. So you're getting eleven and
a half, getting a bad number, but you're still gonna
be fine.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Where'd you get the ten and a half in Vegas? No.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Earlier this week, when it first came out, I was like,
Oh my god, JJ McCarthy's out. John Wafford, who can't
I mean, there's no way he can play better than Oh,
it's gonna be awful. And then I don't understand. Explain
to me, Yeah, what's up the Houston Texans on the
road at Indy. Indy's giving up four and a half points.
(45:11):
Indy is't gonna score a point that Demico Ryan's defense
is going to give Daniel Jones nightmares. Give me the
Houston Texans plus four and a half.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Take it to the bank. Well as Davis Mills still no. CJ.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Stroud is back. He was concussed for like six weeks,
and I don't think it matters. It's all about the defense.
That defense is gonna keep them in games.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
And I just read it this morning. You can get
overcome the concussion protocol, you need four sessions of practice,
and then the NFL says, get back up on there,
slapping the butt, play some football.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Then the San Francisco forty nine ers are traveling to Cleveland.
So I believe that the quarterback for the Giants, Jackson
Dart will he will be back on Monday night football.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
We are hoping he has a successful session against the Patriots.
But here we're going to We're going to Cleveland. Chadure Sanders,
Chadeur Sanders. The guy sucks. Do you want to know
what nobody's talking about is how he sucks? I know
you don't do data. He was the worst quarterback last week.
They won twenty four to nothing. Yeah, close to it,
(46:23):
six or seven the other team scored. He was the
worst statistical, data driven quarterback in the entire league last week.
So bad, so bad. Nobody talks about that. No, he
had like a four passer rating.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, because one he threw a screen passing the ran
it for seventy yards. Then the other two touchdowns they
scored with Quinn Sewn Jenkins. They said, Shauldure, we don't
even trust you to have the ball in your hand.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Get off the field. It's a trick play. No, no,
he wasn't even on the field.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
When they scored two touchdowns, they said, we're gonna it
was the wildcat. They were like, we're gonna We're gonna
give the ball to Quinnean Judkins, and we're not gonna
make you. Let you make a decision that could screw
us up. So don't even worry about it. Come stand
on the sideline. We can score without you. And everybody's like,
oh my gosh, Noor he won his first game. He's
(47:13):
so amazing. They didn't do crap. The Raiders were just
so bad.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
My dad put us in a three thousand square foot
house and then drove us to the inner city.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
He goes, ah, man, that's just I just got one
week of practice. Imagine if i'd had first round reps
all season. Oh my god, dude, you didn't do anything.
You were so bad, so bad, And now you're gonna
play the San Francisco forty nine ers. Their defense isn't great,
but you're you're gonna get annihilated. The Niners minus four
and a half. That's it.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Take it to the bank. WHOA take it to the bank.
I think Vegas made a mistake there that should be
about thirteen. I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Brock Party looked bad on Monday night. He threw three interceptions.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
What is this league? Right? What is this league? I
told justin a copycat league, a flip flop league. If
you're good one week, you're bad the next week. You're
never as good as you look, and you're never as
bad as you look.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Brock Party is not that bad, and he's not gonna
be bad that bad this week. He won't throw three interceptions. Yes,
Miles Garrett is a menace, he's a co Defensive Player
of the Year.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
But Kyle Shanahan is so smart. Who is the coach?
Should be the coach of the year that will be verable? No?
I mean stichens in second?
Speaker 2 (48:24):
How is Shanahan not up for it? They have nothing
but spare parts. They haven't had their starting quarterback and they're.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Still eight and four. They're unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
They haven't had wide receivers, their number one wide receivers
been hurt, their whole defense is hurt, and they keep
winning games. Well, then why don't you bet them to
win the Super Bowl? Because I'm pretty sure it's a
thirty three. I believe that Kyle Shanahan, Will Miles Garrett
come on screenplay dump it off quick passes. Miles Garrett
ain't gonna be a factor. Give me the Niners minus
(48:55):
four and a half. Take it to the bank. Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Guys. Remember you gotta predict the future, not the past.
I loved Vegas lines just looking them up. No Vegas
person said the Rams were gonna win the Super Bowl.
Now the Rams are four times your money to win
the Super Bowl, and the Chiefs are like a fourteen.
You got the Bills are like a fifteen. Vegas is
(49:25):
so reactionary, guys, predict the future, not the past.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Well, I hate to tell you, I mean, I just
hate to tell you this. The freaking Rams they play
the Panthers this week. Bryce, you don't look terrible. He
looks terrible. I don't know how he threw for five
hundred yards against the Falcons. Rams are gonna annihilate them,
annihilate The Rams are the best team in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
And I look that up too, because I was curious.
Bryce Young is consistently ranked as one of the bottom
half quarterbacks in the league. Consistently, He's so.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Bad, So how are they winning a decent that's another
coach that should be up for Coach of the Year.
That Dave Canalis guy. The fact that he's won six
games with Bryce Young as his quarterback miracle, that's coach
of the year stuff. Just because you win the most
games doesn't mean you should be coach of the year.
I mean, Shanahan, I don't mind Vrabel because they sucked
last year and what he's done is amazing. In Canalis,
(50:19):
those are the coaches of the year. We gotta go, man,
we got we gotta go to Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
We gotta go. You gotta start throwing out the turkey. Dude. Well,
and I'm gonna try and go to Vandy and the
balls in Knoxville. Are you really? I gotta tell Basier, Oh,
I'm taking the nephews. I think that's a great idea.
I don't think it's gonna happen. I told her I
want to do the turkey trying. Guess what she said,
what We're not a turkey trot household. Oh thanks, Baser,
(50:43):
love you too.
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