What Left Lunchbox Speechless?

In this episode Lunchbox was left speechless on the golf course thanks to his interaction with Orlando and what almost led to a fight all because someone asked to play through. When the fog rolls in do you let it ruin your day or do you power through with the boys to have some fun? Plus someone was for living the wake and bake life at 8 AM on the golf course as they left behind almost every club in the bag over the 18 holes. The Bears pulled off a come from behind win but Lunchbox missed it thanks to a 4 year old birthday party at the park when it was 27 degrees out. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Did you already hit it?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Oh, good man, because I mean, I am. Hey. You know,
there's some days you come in and you think, oh,
the POD's gonna suck.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
I don't know what we're gonna talk about. I have
story upon, story upon.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Story doesn't matter, you won't post it anyways, all right,
And that's also why we can move to two podcasts
a week I hit you up on Sunday. I was like, no, Saturday,
it was Saturday. It was Saturday, it doesn't matter. I said, hey,
dumb it, where's the podcast. I can't find it anywhere
to post.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
No, you said, didn't you post the podcast? I'm like, yes,
you idiot. I posted the podcast. And you're like, what
doesn't show up on iHeartRadio or Spotify? And I said what?
And I go and look, I'm like, hit, sure doesn't. Oh.
I forgot to click one button that said sore Losers Playlist.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
And what confused me even more than that, we didn't
get one tweet. I didn't get one DM. There was
nothing on the Facebook. I said, everybody on planet Earth
seeing this podcast except for me. Nope, it's just our
listeners don't really need a third podcast a weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
They literally were like, oh, I guess they didn't do one.
We don't really care. We moved on with our lives.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
But then they came in and they're like, actually, it
really did affect me. I searched like four times.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
If you're not seeing a podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Please hit us up. Hammer the Facebook page, hammer our instagrams, anything,
hammer us. But why are they so polite?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Multiple people go, yeah, I checked like five times on
Friday and couldn't find it.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, I mean you texted me early. It was like
six thirty am on Saturday, and I'm like, why are
you texting? Yes, of course it's up. I put it
up twenty four hours ago, you idiot. And I really
didn't put it up twenty four hours ago. I just yeah,
that was my bad. And yes, listeners like you, if
you're missing a pod, if there's not one and you
really want it, hit us up. We make mistakes, Arnold,

(01:52):
you know what I mean. Sometimes he starts drinking early
on a Friday. He messes up tractor guys.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh yeah, I never start a corn row unless I
have the podcast. I've been sitting out here in the
crop waiting for it. And then you got a truck driver.
I never leave a lot lizard. If I don't have
the podcast, Well, guys, dm me text me. Some of
you have my number. Hit me up, say hey, Arnold
lunch made a mistake. We need the potty.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Wait, some people have your number. Let's give it to
them all. What's your it's a six to one to five.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, Cappy for sure has it. Okay, hammered. I may
have given it to Florida guy.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh, the one with the hot wife.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
And then may have given it to our Memphis people.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Okay they oh, man, looked like they had a great
time at the game. They hit Tunico with Callaway.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
So was this the weekend?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Kind of did look fun and it looked like and
they got to see a hell of a game because
they lost. Well, I know, but Memphis was down a lot,
and you're all depressed, and then Memphis got you excited, like, oh,
here we go, We're gonna make a comeback. It fell short,
but entertaining, And then they went to Tunica and Calloway
posted a picture of his new car that he won

(03:00):
on the penny slots.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
But that was just his rental. Yeah, I didn't know that.
And somebody wanted a review of lunch's locks. You said,
Texas Tech, you were correct.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I nailed it, nailed that.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
But then Steelers plus three Bill's minus nine and a
half they lost by twenty. Vikings plus four and a
half they lost by like seven or something. So eh, eh,
he was one and three.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Hold on, I tried to go with the Saints in
Coleslaw and you said, quote, don't do that, you don't
want to do that. I'm like, yeah, I don't know
if I want to bet on Tyler Coleslaw.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Sergio, I did that for you, bad Sergio, Bad Coachy. Pooh.
It may be too much to ask, but can y'all
start quickly going over locks. Y'all gave on the Friday
potties like on Monday's potty. Quickly go over the locks
and see if y'all were right wrong. It was bad
and I hearted it. Guess what you ask, we will
proceed and we will provide.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, it was bad, man, it was bad.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
And looking ahead to next weekend, I'm gonna tell you
what I don't understand how the Niners are only two
and a half point favorites over the Cardinals.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
The Cardinals are really bad?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
And is it Jacoby.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Still it's Jacoby because Kyler Murray is done in Arizona.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
He's playing names the Miami Dolphins after beating whoever they beat,
and then they beat the Bills. They're playing the Commanders,
and the Commanders have Marcus Murriota and a bunch of
nobodies and they are only two and a half point favorites.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh that reminds me. I put my Mariota jersey on
the skeleton to Halloween and it's been out in the
rain for three days.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
It's okay. He doesn't really do it.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
He doesn't need it back, so I mean, you might
as well take it right now. Take it to the bank.
Give me the Miami Dolphins minus two and a half
next weekend. Think they're playing in Germany.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
You gotta check every week. It's Perlin. We had at
Land and the Colts all there.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Actually, I think Miami and the Commanders are playing in Budapest.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
They're hungary, Monico, Mexico. Get the games here, so they're
at a normal hour.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Well, actually it wasn't bad.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I actually love an a AM game.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
AAMA bad because you're up already. I mean, at least
i AM.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
It went to overtime, so it almost overlapped the noon games.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
It did, and I mean Atlanta did the whole Atlanta thing.
And this is wasn't even what I want going to
talk about. Atlanta can't win close games. They find a
way to lose all the time.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Receivers are great. Pennix was spot on.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Penix sucks. He did well. He sucks. He at that game.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Have you ever watched Pinnix? Is he the most unathletic
human being you've ever seen play quarterback in the NFL?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
He spins a great ball. He can't move, but he
spins it. How is he so unathletic that he can't act?
He moves more than a foot and it's like, oh
my god, it's a miracle. He's a spinster. That ball
coming out of his hand looks no prettier than a
Pennix spinner.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
I don't understand it. I can't figure it out. They suck.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
They lose all the close games. They can never win them.
But that's I didn't want to start out with all this.
I didn't want to start out with the sadness of
me forgetting the pod, me giving a bunch of loser picks.
I didn't want to start with that. Thanks Sergio, Sergio,
thank you. I appreciate it. I wanted to start about
golf on Friday. Did you get the text?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
No, you know, I didn't get the text. You're right,
I ready by myself off air. I thought you were
going with Kevin's that's on Saturday. Ray. This is a
two parter. This is a two part of golf.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
You guys want golf, more golf, all golf, golf all
the time. I'm here for you.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
So Friday to the dump. Yeah, so I was busy
even if you did text.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh what were you getting rid of? Boxes?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Old lights from my wife's car, trash cups? The lady said,
I only had twenty pounds. Usually they charged twenty dollars.
Give it to me for free. She's like, as long
as you come see me again. I'm like, whoa, whoa,
that's a flirt. Well she was missing a couple of teeth,
still flirting, and I go, what's that, Swilson mean?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
She's like, I used to be a lot lizard and
then I got off the streets and I'm working here,
but I still miss a companion of a truck driver.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
She freaking caught me twenty bucks. She goes, you can
get up to two hundred pounds, honey, stuff that car.
She's like, put all kinds of stuff in it. Much
you can stuff in it, I'll take it. Like you
want to stuff me. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And
she's like, hey, we close early, though, sometimes the line
gets really long, so come and see me around one.
I'm like, what the.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
She's like, I'm on lunch at that time.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
But I mean, if as long as i'm like nice
to this lady, she'll give me free trash.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, and she'll give you some free ass.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
No she wanted me. I know, but I told you.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
She said you can come in. I'm not talking about
just the dump. I'm not kidding. I think she chewed too.
Oh gosh. And she said, hey, next time, come in
the back door.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
She goes, hey, honey, you try and fill it up
as much as you want to you next time, come
see me though around one. Suck it's free though today
you worry about you only had twenty pounds, and I go, well,
usually i'm bigger than that.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
I oh, I like to hear that.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
I go, I don't know why it was a light load.
I'll have more next time, and she goes, you come
see me around one. That line backs up, So I
guess I gotta go see her today.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
You got to man trash here, man throw this in there?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Was like, man, you've been going to the dump three
times a week. Oh honey, you know what I mean,
just trying to clear up the house.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
You know what I mean. It's nothing to do with
Challey down there at the yard.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I gotta come up with two hundred pounds of crap
to put my car.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Dude, we got all sorts of stuff, couches. I mean,
a beez that got a new hip. You can have
his old hip, and you can throw that in there.
You would lie to sload today. You were only twenty pounds,
and I go, usually I'm heavier than that.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
So anyway, I decided Friday, I'm gonna go play golf, man,
And so I drive to the golf course. It's not
too busy, and I go into the tea the pro shop,
and I'm.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Like, hey, i'd like to play eighteen walking and riding.
I'll ride, man, I'll ride. Don't worry about it. Let
me see uh. Looking out at the putting green. He's like,
let me write your name down. I'll let you know
when you can go out.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
All right? Cool? See writes my name down. And then
these two guys come in and.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Check in and they're like, oh, we're gonna play eighteen,
you know. And he's I'm like, oh, he's gonna pair
me up with him. One's got an ankle monitor on
really yeah, And.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I'm like, I don't know if I want to play
with him, uh, you.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Know, And so I'm like, ah, So they go out
and they tee off, and he's got an ankle monitor.
Those two uh, they go out to the tea box
and we'll take a break.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
I hit it.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
So ankle monitor and his buddy they go tee off,
and I'm like, well, why wouldn't they put me with
a twosome. I don't know if I want to hang
out with the ankle monitor guy all day, but well,
I would like to tee off. I don't want to
sit here all day. And then more people show up
and there's a threesome on the tea box and I'm
just like, kanky, what in the world. So I'm standing

(09:52):
right there, just kind of pacing back and forth, making
sure the guy sees me, like Hey, don't forget you
wrote my name on that little yellow legal pad since
that's official. Yeah, and I'm the only name on there,
so I'm the only one that is looking for a
tea time.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
They still use legal pads.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yes, And then he finally sticks his head out and goes, hey, man,
you see those three guys up there on the tea box.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Why why don't you just go join them on my arm?
And he goes and just hit me at the turn,
you know, come back at the turn. Then we'll take
we'll even up, we'll square up.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I'm all right cool. So I look over and there's
these three black dudes.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I literally don't know what at the turn. Square up
means you only paid for nine.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I didn't pay at all.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
So he just is letting you go and then you're
gonna square up.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, because the three guys were already on the tea box.
He didn't want me to come in have to pay
miss them on the tea box.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
So why didn't you take you took out a marker
at the golf course.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
I did. I'm a whale. I'm a whale.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
So there's these three black dudes on the tea box,
and I go rolling up.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
What's up? No?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
No, how's it going? How's yo?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Man? And I roll up and I'm I'm like, I'm
pull up and I said, hey, guys, you know what
I mean. I've got a crash in your party. He said, uh.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
A guy in the clubhouse said if I could just
join in with you guys, if that's cool. The guy
turns right and goes, no, not cool, man, we don't
like white people.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
And I'm like, uh, okay.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I don't either reverse racism, and I just like, I
don't know what to say.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Now, Well, good thing is I'm not. I was just like, oh,
and he let.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
It linger for a good three to four seconds where
he goes, I'm just messing with you, man, what's up?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I'm more lambo dude.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
He got you, Oh dude, he got me so good.
What was his name, Florida Orlando.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
But he hit me with the no, man, we don't
like white people.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
And at that moment, I'm like, do I tucktail and
just go back to the clubhouse or do I just say, well,
so what you're stuck with me? But man, he finally
came with me, I'm just messing with you with some man,
I'm Orlando.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Our society's back.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Love it so awesome.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
So we're playing, you know what I mean, We're hitting
the ball, you know, great, chatting it up. Then about
like whole four star Sarraine.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Uh not in my place, but yeah, I continue it did.
The tornado was Friday night.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, but this was earlier Friday and it wasn't supposed
to get here till.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Later tornado type weather. Was there a tornado?

Speaker 1 (12:52):
No? Correct, We did not see any confirmation of a
tornado on the ground.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
And so we're like, we're on the fourth tea box
and we're like, man, man, I don't know, man, And
two of the guys like, oh, we're gonna go wait
down the clubhouse, and the other guy's like you want
to keep going? I was like, I don't know. Let's
just sit here a minute and see how it goes.
And we sit there in a downpours for about five minutes.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Clears up. Oh they're coming back, our boys are coming back.
All right, here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
We tee off play number four and then we get
done with four starts to rain again.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
What did they do with the clubhouse looped up a
little bit?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I don't really know.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
You guys agrease the gears.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
I mean, they barely had time to get in the
clubhouse before it stop raining.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's all it takes into a shot.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
And so we're like.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Let's just pull over these trees. And the guy goes,
cording my radar, this will be gone in twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
He's stealing my spot.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
He he's the weather man.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
And so we pull up under these two trees and
we're sitting there. About eight minutes go by and it
starts to lighten up, and we're.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Like, all right, let's go tee you off in the
next hole.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
And the group behind us is coming up to the
green and the guy goes, hey, can we play through?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
He goes what. One of the guys micro goes what.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
He goes, yeah, since you guys are just sitting there,
can we go ahead and go play through?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
And he goes, what the are you talking about? Play through? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Mother, He goes, that way, you guys will get out
of our way. The guy goes, in your way, he
was we were just waiting out the rain under the tree.
He goes, you guys haven't even finished that hole. Why
the would I let you play through?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Were you yelling in the back.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
I was like, I don't know them. I don't know them.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I just got paired up with these people like and
they don't like white people.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
And I'm like, awkward, Okay.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Was he getting hostile to a fight? Or was it
just yelling?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
It wasn't even yelling, it was just arguing. It was
just it was a discussion. Ye, discussion with cuss words. Yes.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
And then we get to the T box and one
of the guys there he goes, what was that? He goes,
that guy asked us if he could play through.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
The guy goes lucky. He asked, you been a different story.
If he asked me, what was he gonna do?

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I'm like, well, how much of a different story? He said,
what the you mean played through? I mean, were you
gonna escalate it to a fight? He was like, they're
not even done with that. Damn, they're not even on.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
The green yet.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
He was like, there's not one ball in that green.
They want us to just sit here and let him
play through? Must must think this the damn Governor's Club.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh you weren't there.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
They're like, this is your local MUNI is that your
private country club? Take that elsewhere?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Okay, So they were going hard, and I was.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Like, all right, all right, well I'm glad we didn't
get a fight. Letus wrestle the round beautiful. The rain
went away, the sun came out, played the eighteen holes
with my new friends.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Because later is when the heavens dropped. Yes, it was later.
We were at the Mexican restaurant with Jessica and the neighbor,
and that's when the bottom fell out, dude.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
But I mean it was just like and we all
on the eighteenth green suar cans. Hey, nice meeting you.
Nice meeting you, nice meeting you. Good, Thanks for playing,
Thanks for playing. You guys have a bus weekend. And
I mean what I learned about these guys, I learned
about what church they went to. Did you get numbers?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
No? No, no, no? They older, yeah, okay, a little
bit older.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
A couple of them are in real estate making deals
on the I'm gonna call you when I get out
of here, and we're gonna, you know, at closing. You know,
if it comes back at three point fifty, we'll just
give them ten thousand back at closing.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
That's a good sign. That means the housing markets back,
we're gonna start to drop these housing prices and.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Then but if it, you know, if the praisal comes
back the little Higer, we'll just give them twenty thousand, just
because they took the loan for three sixty, so we
have to you know, that's the number we're working with
right now.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
But I'm gonna call you when I get out of here.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
You call your wife, honey.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
I heard they're gonna drop it to three sixty. The
mortgage rates we need to reverse for refi. Yeah, we
need to get a cash out refi from loan pronto.
But anyway, and.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
They're just talking deals, and I'm just like, wow, this
is this is how real estate agents work.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Sometimes when you're around people that are faking or doing
a lot of texts and calls. You fake a call,
did you?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, hey honey, Uh what's for dinner? No, I'm trying
to fit in all these guys are talking.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
No. I didn't have to fit in at all.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
And they were really funny, like if you would be
you know, on the green you would putt if you
had missed real bad and it went farther away, or
you were still the work, and they'd be like, still
your turn.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
So they were ribbing each other. They were ribbing me,
ribbing each other. They were a great guys. Did you
play for skins? They were playing for skins?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Of course they were.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah, they weren't.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
They didn't include me in their game, did not ask
me to part of their gambling, but they were like.
The one guy was like, man, I beat your ass
on both nines both, he goes, and I still owe
you three dollars. He goes, because the par threes are
worth more, and you beat me on the par threes today.
He goes, son of a gun, I mean, hilarious.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, so fun.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
I love that there's something in it.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, I mean. And then I saw him in the
parking lot. I said, hey, man, but plus weekend, and
I found out that they One of the guys goes
to church at eight thirty on Sunday so he can
be at the golf course by ten. The other guy
goes to nine to fifteen church. He's at the golf
course by eleven.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Where are they going?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
One of them goes over on Jefferson, the other one
goes in Antioch. I don't remember the name of the churches,
but I did. One guy Jefferson on Jefferson Rosa Parks.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
I couldn't tell you, but he did say that when
he first moved here that he used to go to
every Titans home game, every one of them he goes.
But now I don't go to in the games he goes.
I wish the Memphis Grizzlies were here.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I'd go now basketball, I'm still in on the basketball
if we had the Memphers Grizzlies here.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Then he starts talking about John Morant and about how
frustrating it is to be a fan of John Morant, and.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
I don't know if we should keep him for you to
get rid of him, but his attitude is terrible.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Memphis was good last year.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
They were terrible. They didn't make the playoffs. I don't know.
I think they were like dead last.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
No, it was a playoff game because Bones was gonna
court side.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I was in game. Yeah, play in. They didn't get
to play in. I told Justin we were going courtside,
and then I couldn't name forty things in charades. That's right.
So yeah, I was my round of golf on Friday. Man,
it was great. Said goodbye to him and I went
home to my family. It was an amazing day.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
That sounds fun.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
And I've thought about it since then, about them telling me, no,
we don't like white people, and I'm just going, man,
I don't know what to do. Like there's not a
lot of times that I am like, I don't know
what to do. And that was one of the moments
where it's like, they don't like white people. That's real.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I can't play eighteen holes with them. If they don't
like white people.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
You could have bridged the gap. But they were kidding.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
But they were kidding, and so we had a great time.
And then Friday night it just rained, dude, monsoon.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Well it's time to have an uncomfortable conversation. Boys.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
And my wife decided to be a good neighbor because
one of the neighbors, the husband's out of town until Monday,
which is today, so she invited the other lady and
her three kids over for dinner.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
That's cool. You don't got to deal with the dad.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
I mean, well, I mean it was just like Jessica
comes to Mexican, her dude's like, why can't I come?
He didn't go.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
I don't know. The girls never invited him, so just
me and the girls. Huh.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
I'm like, I want you there, man, I want you there. See,
you didn't have anybody to talk to, just me and
the hens, just you Bay and Jessica.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah two, I mean you heard the women of the view,
a bunch of cackling hens. Yeah, that's what it was
like El Mexico. Oh restaurant, we go around the corner.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Are you sure she's not trying to like say, hey,
I'm down. No, they just got married. No, no, they got
married one week ago. Oh oh that's the one that
was in the backyard. Yeah, huh huh. I don't know.
But yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I mean, so I'm home and I'm basically entertaining the
kids because it's two hens are in the kitchen talking
and all the kids are like, let's go do this,
let's go do go do that.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
I'm like, they got boys or girls? Uh a seven
year old boy, four year old girl. Actually at that age,
it doesn't matter. They also like sports can down play
baseball in the backyard. You got a full outfield.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Well it's already dark because it's four o'clock.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Uh, time to get a mercury light.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
You know what I'm saying, Like four o'clock here, it
gets dark. And then they have a six month old,
so I don't have to worry about that kid.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
N do I need to serve at milk?

Speaker 3 (21:52):
So there's five kids just running around, being chaotic, running
around through the house, in and out the back door,
the front door.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I mean, it was just pure. Do you have a basement?
I mean, I guess you called it a basement.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah. If you don't, you might need to dig one.
That's where you throw the kids.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, and anyway, so that was my Friday. What about
your Friday? Is there anything exciting?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
I just told you a tornader came to town. We
rushed home.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
It was just monsooning. It was raining.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
And then after Mexica and I passed out at like
seven thirty. Woke up on the couch again. Baser goes,
you were too perfect sleeping. I wasn't gonna wake you.
Woke up at six am. Wow, slept again, twelve hours
in a couch position. That's not even fully reclined.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
You know you have a bedroom. I know, but that's
how exhausted the body is. The body does what it does.
I mean, I didn't realize you worked so hard. Yeah,
you can't even get off the couch.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
She goes, you had such a shift this week. I
didn't even touch you. She's like, I was just gonna
leave you. I turned off the TV, turned the Christmas
light on, and we went She went to bed. I
woke up twelve hours later.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Was Baser still asleep or was she awake?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
She watched an whole Hallmark movie and then she said
she left me on the couch, tucked me in with
a blanket, and then went to bed.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Man, that's pretty sweet.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
We'll take a break and I'll tell you all about
golf with Kevin and the boys on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Well, I hope our listeners like golf.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Well, I don't know. Here's what happened on Saturday. It
rained all Saturday night or Friday night. Wake up Saturday.
It's cold, foggy and foggy. Fog was rolling in on
Saturday night, and it was all day Saturday, all day,
all day.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
And I mean, I wake up and I'm like, man,
it's awful foggy out there, and I'm looking at my
text and see if Kevin is still down for golf
or if he's canceling.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Nothing from Kevin. So I guess we're going to golf,
all right, man? I guess we're going.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Let's go, and I drive forty three minutes to the
golf course.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
That's a bad beat.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
And as I'm approaching the golf course, I can't even
see the road it is so foggy.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
What was the time again?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Eight forty am? Was the tea time? No?

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Well, yes, it was very difficult to see.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
And I get there and I'm the first one there,
and then Kevin's buddy shows up, and then Kevin shows
up with his other buddy.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
I'm like, what's up, dudes, let's go, let's go. Yeah, yeah,
we go pay.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
And that's when I realized I tried to drove forty
three minutes for nine holes. This is stupid to drive
that far to play nine holes. But whatever, I'm doing
it for the camaderie, the bonding, the friendship.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Sabrina Carpenter comaraderie, come right on me. Whoa, she says,
that didn't know that. That's what I thought you were referencing.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
No, never heard the song. So they want to go
to the driving range. They hit a few on the
driving range, yeah all right, and then we go to
the first tea box.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Right usually where you start.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
It is so foggy. Yeah, how are you going to
see the ball? I don't even know where to hit.
I don't know which way. I don't know where the
hole is. That sounds like when you me and Justin played.
I am like, I think it's over there.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Don't know if there's water, don't know if there's trees,
don't know if there's anything.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
You guys are forcing it. You should have canceled.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
I'm gonna try to hit it that direction, and we
all hit and then the bad part is it's cart
path only because it rained.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
So we hit.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
All right, hopefully we can find it, and we go
drive and we try to find the ball, and you
find the ball. All right, cool, cool, got that ball.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
And then you're like, all right, well, which way is
the green? Is it to the left to the right.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
This is miserable. I would have left after one hole.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
And I was like, you know how I talked about
like I was gonna play eighteen. Maybe I'll just keep going.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
I ain't playing eighteen. This is stupid.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I won't hit one of my little phone balls off
my back patio if it's more than ten miles an
hour wind, because it's not helping your shot, it's carrying it.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
I can't believe you even played.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
And we oh, there's a ball. Oh yeah, there's a ball.
There's a ball, and find some balls. I'm gonna guess
the greens over there, I'm not quite sure.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Wind fog, go walk the dog. Well done, well done.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
And we get it up to the first green and
there's leaves all over the green.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
That is one of the schleps that should have been
out there early.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
And I'm like, hey, let me move this with my putter.
Oh I wanted to leave worms. There were worms.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
All over the green.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Goose bumps, I mean there were series little thin worms
were all over the freaking green.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Well, have time to pick up.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
And I'm like, what are we doing here? And I
putt it. It's going right for the hole, and it
hit a worm and it went right.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
And I missed the putt and they all go, you
hit a worm, You hit the worm.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
What is this course?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Tell me off air And I'm never going to the
worm capital of the world.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
And so we're just there and I'm like, wow, that
was a fun whole. Right, let's go to number two.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
So hole one was can't see your balls first shot
or second and even once you get on the green,
at five. You then have worm trouble.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
You have worms. There's just land mines everywhere, and I'm
talking hundreds of worms, not like three or four hundreds,
So they couldn't be taken on right. You can't just
pick one up and move it.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
They were everywhere. How does that happen? And who didn't
show up for work?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
It's my question? How do worms live on the green?
The rain had to do with it and had to
be So get to the number two and it's a
par five, and I'm like, I think we're going between
that way. Just hit it and rip, grip it and
rip hit. All right, let's try to go find it.

(28:09):
This is brutal. This is my nightmare.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
The only thing to make this worse if you said
parking was tough at the beginning, where you didn't know
if you were at legal parking.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
No, No, there was putty in parking because there was
no one there.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I would have left with all of these factors right now.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
And when I went to check in at the clubhouse,
he goes, yeah, we had a little bit of a
fog delay, you know. We I had to push tea
times back thirty minutes, but two groups didn't show up,
so we're back on schedule.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
What a perfect out, though, if you're a manager and
you got a hangover fog, push it back thirty Sorry, guys, we're.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Opening in thirty minutes, not even at the course yet.
So it's a par five and we're just looking for
our ball. No idea where it is, no idea.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Where we're aiming, and we hit all right, cool. Then
we go to the third hole and broom the fog
goes away.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
So it should have been about an hour fog delay. Yes,
should have been about an hour fog delay. And also
if I if it's anything I know, Kevin's a football player,
ain't no way his buddies are any good?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Uh? His one buddy from CALLI could smack it, smack
it well. In our world, that still doesn't mean much.
Pretty good, Oh straight, smack far other guy, some good,
some bad? Okay, Kevin, all over the place?

Speaker 2 (29:30):
You dead middle but old man golf who with a
little bit of strength since your training session.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, I've been training, man, I've been training, okay, and
I didn't played with you in like two years, so
I know what the hell. I don't even I don't
even know your game.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
I'm unfamiliar with it.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
I mean, my game some days is really good.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
If you play me from one hundred yards out, nobody
hits it closer to me, not even Bryson.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
No, no, I'm not. I'm not that good as that.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Right, one hundred I'll beat you every day. Okay, great,
I'll play for skins today. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Let's go first, one to hit it over. The Cumberland wins.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
We go to a local course of five dollars.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Oh, you want to play eighteen? No, no, no, just one no, no,
we just want to play from one hundred in. We
don't want to do that'll be forty two dollars.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Nope, we're only starting at one hundred yard marker, so
we're only using a third of your course.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
We will be paying fifteen dollars. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Me and the other guy one time at a playoff
and the person came and told us, hey, you can't
play another No, you guys can't go around again. We'll
go we're tied. We had to play a nineteenth toll
and he goes, all right, hurry.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Up, he let us play nineteen. He understood it was
a tie. Yeah, And I forgot to tell you when
I was driving Dream one and two. I found a
Diablo headcover for a driver that's probably pretty expensive, and
I'm like, all right, put it in the back, put
it in the cart. We get to number three and

(30:57):
it's a par three and I'm like, is that a
golf club on the green? No, I can't be and
all I hit. Everybody hits drive up. Gab Wedge is
sitting in the middle.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Of the green.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Was the guy before you saw tade? And I'm like, wow, okay, cool,
all right, let's pick that up.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Put it in the bag, hide it under a towel.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
And we're pulling up to the next hole and there's
a group coming back the other way on the other
and I'm like, hey, you guys lose a gap wedge
And the guy answers without even asking his friends, no,
not us.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
I'm like, you didn't even ask your buddies, how do
you know what they've lost? Odd? And he goes not us,
and I'm like, all right, idiots, there's the only way
it could be you. You're coming right back down the
hole after us.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Most valuable thing you've ever lost?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I watch my parents, My grandparents got me a bogle
letty watch like two hundred dollars for college. I got
drunk and lost ith.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
On the golf course.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
No, you just said I've ever lost never mind continuing,
Oh on the golf course, my dignity pits. Oh God,
his cell phone every other time, twelve times? Brother, do
you mind riding eighteen with me? I think I dropped
the cell phone. Brother, How the hell did you lose
your cell phone?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah? It's like this guy that used to work on
this podcast.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
One time we played and he lost his wedding ring
and he was like, hey, do you mind driving back
and helping me look for it? What out of all
these eighteen holes, you think we're gonna drive and we're
gonna find a little ring just laying somewhere find it?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
No? Me.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
The worst thing is sleeve of beer. I had it
hooked on my clubs and for whatever reason, he hit
a bump and fell off two holes back. Guy had it.
Definitely was a beer gone, but I still had four
in the sleep.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Not bad so anyway.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
So I'm like, all right, gap wedge got a headcover
and it's not these people, these idiots, I mean, even
though they're on the next hole after us, turns out
there's like three holes before that hole, it went in
a circle. There was like he went that way out
around so it wasn't them. And so all of a sudden,
here comes this dude driving back. We're on the fourth

(33:24):
hole and he's like, hey man, and I'm like head
cover and he goes, no, oh, that is my buddy's
head cover.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Dude, that's cool. Oh you lost the diablo And I
was like, yeah, you're looking for a gap wedge. He goes, yes,
why are you outing what you have? You're supposed to
play it off. You guys looking for something in particular,
they gotta name what's theirs before they're gonna get it
from you. Oh sorry, that's the art of getting free clubs.

(33:53):
But also you're kind of being a little stand dollars.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
What brings you around here?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Partner? Hey man, you're going the wrong direction. You need
to turn that golf cart and go that way. Dude.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Most guys are too shy to even go back for
a headcover. That's how I get most of my headcovers.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Well, he didn't even know it was a headcover was missing.
He goes, oh, yeah, that is my buddy's head cover. Man.
That is like because I said oh, you lose a headcover.
He goes no.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
I was like, gap, wedge goes yeah, and I said
this is here. He goes, oh, that is my buddy though.
I mean I was like wow, and we all look
at each other like this dude has to be messed up, right,
he has to be high.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
But headcover you're not going back for right.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
It's like, all right, headcover, you don't even realize it cool,
lost it in the fog.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
So then I get to number five green, seven iron
sitting on the green. This is awesome. I'm like, how
is this possible?

Speaker 2 (34:43):
They don't even make it better as if it was
what a uh mizuno. Those are apparently amazing irons. Really yeah,
Johnny Manzel has him and Dodd got it. Well.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
It was a nice club.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
It was a nice shaft uh thick grips, very nice club.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
And about number eight they come he comes turn around.
Ay man, I'm like, seven iron. He goes, that's the
one man, that's the one, same guy.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Okay, So yeah, he was on something edibles.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Had to be I mean eight o'clock in the morning.
He had to be hiring a kite.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, so I ain't waken bake, waken.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Bake fine cool, get to number ten green five iron
on the green, Like, are you serious?

Speaker 2 (35:27):
This dude either cheap set or I mean he might
have been on some of those illegal edibles.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
And I'm like, how is this possible?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
You get some of those edibles from Illinois.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Partner And this time he doesn't even come back for it.
He sends the chick in the group to come back,
and I was like.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
She comes back. She goes, do you guys happen to
have a five iron that my friend left back there?
And we're like, yeah, here it is. She goes, I'm sorry.
I told him to get his s together. You gotta
quit leaving clubs everywhere.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
So he had a chick with him. So they were
out there just having themselves a day.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yeah, and so they leave.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Sometimes you bring a chick, guys, there ain't golfing for
anything at less than seven hours. You're gonna have to
have some sort of entertainment at that and you're gonna
have either the booze or some other type of fun. Typically,
if it's not a girl, hardcore girl golfers, she's not
gonna be entertained.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, And what's funny is Kevin left after nine. He left,
his buddy stayed, so I stayed and you played with
his buddies. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Absolutely, And we're on one hole, I think it was thirteen,
and his buddy hits it in the woods drop.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
That sounds like what I called nine holes Ago.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Hits in the woods drops called that, fluffs it short
in the rough and then he's like twenty yards from
the green, chips it out of thick rough, bounces, rolls
right in the cup and we're.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Like, whoa, whoa. Celebrate h for about three seconds. Then
the other buddy goes, too bad. You still got an eight.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
A chippin and his boy's dogging him.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
This boy let him celebrate for about three seconds, and
the and not even smiling, just dead ass goes still
got an eate dead ass.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
So freaking funny, so funny.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
So you guys were playing Snowman Territory.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
I mean it was. It was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
So then we're on the we just finished twelve, We're
going to thirteen. Here comes that dude driving back.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
And I'm like, what in the world is he doing?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Club guy, Yes, club guy, it's coming back again. And
he pulls up because there's toilets.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
He pulls up, puts his cart there, what goes in,
grabs his phone and leaves. He forgot his phone in
the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah, was college kid, is what I'm envisioning.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
He looked about twenty two, twenty three.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, see then it just seems like he ain't got
a job full time. He wouldn't think what does he
have to remember? I don't know it would make sense
if Kevin with twin kids was leaving his stuff around. Correct,
he's preoccupied with other things. This guy's got a chick
to keep entertained. He's just got a microdose and you're
good to go. Remember a couple clubs, buddy, he lost

(38:43):
three clubs, Diablo, Diablo and cell phone. He can entire
around and he y'all lose a pair of panties.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
I mean, you want to talk about hilarious, absolutely hilarious
day of golf. Then we finished the eighteen, I mean
eight round, high five and everybody, good job. That was
a lot of fun guys, nice meeting you boys. See
you on the flip side.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
And I headed home two groups of from both stories
you'll never see again.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Right, And I was and I tell my wife, I
was like Hey, Kevin's gonna barbecue at the house, and
he said we could bring the kids over and they're
gonna'm all gonna be hanging out. And she goes, oh, no,
I wanna take down the Halloween decorations.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
I'm like, okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yeah, you presented her with a horrible idea. She's like,
You've been at golf all day and I'm gonna go
to a random barbecue out in the country, probably miles
from your house.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yeah, miles, yeah, probably about thirty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, that's why I don't invite people to my house.
I'm like, they gotta have better options.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah. But then what happened next. We didn't take down
any Halloween decorations. I'll tell you about it. Right after this.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Ray, she put on a French made costume.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Nope, Nope, didn't do that either. But I'm sitting there
and I'm like, all right, so I start doing the
Halloween decorations. She goes, oh, actually, the neighbors and their
three kids are gonna come over, and I'm like what.
She's like, yeah, it's a nice day. They wanted to
know if we were around. I was like, yeah, come
on over. I'm all right, cool, cool.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
So they bring their three kids, and then another third
grader that lives down the street, he.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Just walks in. I'm like, how the hell did he
know to come here? What are you? A halfway house?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
And then a fourth grader that doesn't even go to
our school, he comes walking in the house.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
I'm like, how did you know to come here?

Speaker 2 (40:41):
It is wild once you have kids.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
I mean, this kid I've never seen. He's never come
to our house before.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Your kid walks in my house without knocking. I'm calling
Child Protective Services.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
And I'm like like, what are they? Like? How are
they here?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
She goes, Oh, I texted all the moms in the
neighbor and just said, hey, if any kids want to
come over, we're having people over.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
I would have divorced your wife on the spot. I'm like, oh.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
So they were playing jackpot in the front yard and
doing that for a while, and then one of the kids,
the kid that doesn't go to our school, his dad
shows up AND's like, Hey, I'm about to head to
his sister's basketball game. Is it cool if he stays
here while we go to the game?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Free childcare.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
I'm like, I guess he goes all right? Man? You
guys have a good day.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Well, you just took the guy's kid off his hands
for him. Hope he's happy.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
And I'm like all right. So then the kids come
back like all right, we want to play soccer now.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
So there was a soccer game going on with like
let's see my three two, So that's five seven kids
playing soccer in the freaking running over over each other.
Was the two oldest kids against all the younger kids
and close game or blowout.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
It was like six to two older, like Messy versus Nashville.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah, yeah, I was bad.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
I watched it.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
I didn't watch it.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
I go Baser, do we have apple? And she goes, yeah,
I watched the whole dang game. No, I mess She
had like five goals.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yeah yeaheah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
I was gonna watch it on Sunday morning with the
boys because they went to bed because they played. They
played soccer for good hour and a half hour and
a half, blood, sweat, tears out, there a lot of fighting,
a lot of fowls uh, PK's everything.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
The all the kids were calling the PK. Yuh dad,
can you call it p K? Well Son, you don't
call it every time it hits their hands.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Well, I said, no, it's your game. I'm not gonna rev.
I'm just watching.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
I'm sure you reffed.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
No, I didn't ref my tongue over herek.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
The best thing you can do is let the kids
figure it out.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
They know how to play, they know how to do it.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
So what were you the unpaid ref? No?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
I was talking to the two parents that were there,
got it, hanging out with them, chatting it up, blah
blah blah. And then it gets dark outside, so we
got to walk one kid who's in third grade home.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I'm getting you a mercury light for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
It's a huge light that we had as kids. You
could play basketball when it's dark out. Same thing for soccer.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Yeah, go ahead and get that for me, all right,
wrap it up.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
And a tall tree, yeah, okay, it'll go on top
of that, or a barn.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Don't have a barn pole, barn? Nope?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Then what the tall tree will actually do? Because there's
dad has.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
One on the top of this tall tree. Actually there
is one in the tree. Maybe it's just burned out.
You got a mercury light already.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
I'm about to go and look. I'm not get up
there and look that out, dude.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
The kids will lose their minds if they look out
and there's a sun out at six pm.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
It's in the form of a mercury light.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
It would be a game changer because we are we're
struggling with the four o'clock getting dark.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
It's it's miserable.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Well, you're about to be dead of the year. We're
getting the mercury light.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
And so the kids go to bed. They're tired, they're exhausted,
they got mud all over them. They're I mean, I'm like,
you guys, don't need a shower, just go.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
To bed with the mud. Yeah, straight to the shower. No, No,
they were playing.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
They were playing hard four year olds in there, playing goalie,
taking shots off the chest like a freaking machine.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Straight to the shower.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
And I'm like, you guys, don't need to bathe just
go to bed.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Mom would make us undress in the garage, get the
muddy clothes off. Couldn't look at the sister. You had
to separate and not look at sister. And then we'd
each get in one at a time without the muddy clothes,
and you guys just went straight into the bed.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah, well, we ate dinner.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
We ate dinner, then went to bed, and I was like,
I was gonna let him stay for the game, but
they were so tired, and I was like, this is
just givena be a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Game was late, started seven thirty, yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
And so I was like, we'll watch it in the morning.
And then I saw the score was four nothing. I
was like, not evenna bother.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Pretty cool in Miami light show, the nets pink, the
fog machines, pink, the fireworks every time MESSI scored pink.
It's pretty cool. I actually thought it was in Nashville
for about five minutes, but then saw the pink out yeah,
and I was like, what are they supporting breast cancer
in November?

Speaker 3 (45:13):
And then I realized their colors pink. I didn't need
to see fog. I'd already seen enough fog for the
day so PTSD. So Sunday I'm like, all right, we're
gonna watch it.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
But it's four and nothing. So I've never even brought
it up to the boys.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
A lot of the fans at Miami you'd see it
and you'd be like, oh my gosh, those guys are excited.
It must be buddies. Oh they're more than buddies.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Oh, they're like the guys outside the Rockies game.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
It would be a it's a different type of kiss cam.
So they show a couple guys, you'd be like, man,
just a couple of bros. Oh oh he crossed the line,
not bros.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Ah. Yeah, okay, got what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
So yeah, So I watched a little bit of the
Falcons Colts and then yeah, that game was great in Berlin.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Yeah, the four year old on Friday he told his
teacher his left ear hurt.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Come on, you're left to your hearts, blah blah. But
then Saturday there was like dried like gunk coming out
of his ear.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Minute clinic, they'll blow out the ears sixty five dollars
and I was like, ooh, they shoot water through it.
I was like, might be an ear infection.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
And on Sundays the doctor is open from eleven thirty
to one, first come, first serve. So I was like,
all right, we got to be there right at eleven thirty.
We got there at eleven thirty two. Third people in line.
Doctor came in, gave one lug gos infected ears, infected.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
I'm like, dang, all right. So we go and go
to the grocery store, pick them stuff for lunch, go home,
eat lunch, and I'm watching the Bears game because they're
actually on TV here. They're playing the Giants that Crapper
was on and Jackson Dart is carving us up like
a freaking pumpkin. He's running all over us, and I'm like, god,

(46:58):
this is disgusting.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Brookie ye kid runs a lot, fumbles a little bit,
and there was snow. There was a little bit of snow.
He was like, man, we were and we're losing.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
We're getting there.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
And I'm like, and I text Batter's Box. I'm like,
Jackson Dart is so much better than Caleb Williams.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
No.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
And he goes, oh God, here we go again. And
I'm sitting there and then it's like one thirty and
my wife comes in and goes, oh, don't forget, we
got to go to that birthday party at two.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Not going. You gotta do something for the big show,
so you can't say yes to all these things.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
He said, what do you mean? She goes, oh, yeah,
Baby Box three, who's four, his buddy from his class,
is having a birthday party.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
I'm like, oh, where is it?

Speaker 3 (47:40):
She goes, Oh, it's at the park. And for you
people that don't live in Nashville, let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
About our weather on Sunday, freezing. It was forty degrees
and windy. So when it says forty degrees, it said
feels like twenty seven. And I was like, we're going
to the park. Yeah, we told we RSVP'd. I'm like
what and she was like yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
And Baby Boxes Uh Buddy's gonna be there because his
little sister's in in Baby Boxes three's class. And I
invited Baby Box two's friend who lives right by the park.
So we gotta go, Oh what is with all these hangouts?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
So I'm my hurt.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
So we bundle up, got jackets, gloves, hats, and we
get in the car and we drive over there, and
as we pull up, guess what it starts.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Doing pull up drizzling.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
It's drizzling outside forty degrees feels like twenty seven with
a drizzle, and the wind is whipping.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
You gotta call off the dogs at that point, and.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
I'm like, oh my gosh. And we get out of
the car. We go into the little gazebo.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Pull time to pull out the troops.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
And We're just sitting there, freezing, freezing, and I'm like, god,
oh what why is it?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
The principle of it because you are SVP, you odd
to ask my wife, but because there's I would change
it up. The golf leave if there's fall the park
believe if there's a homeless guy strung out on a
park bench, well, there's no.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Homeless guys strung out on a park bench.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Oh, they're looking for fire making se.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
They were trying to find wood at that point. I
saw their fire from the last night. But hey, brother,
you got a Madge so or a newspaper. We're there
and I'm like, am I really gonna talk to these people?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
You guys gonna read? Oh for the fire? Got it?
Hey brother, you got a Nashville News? Oh man, it's
so got it on my phone.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
We're all just sitting there, shivering, shivering, and I don't
meet any new parents.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Everybody's so cold. They're just like when is this gonna end?

Speaker 2 (49:37):
And half the kids nowadays, they ain't got no personality.
They're on their phones all the time. It's like, hey,
how are you doing good? I mean, I can't get
Boomer to string more than three words together.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Well, these were four year olds, so they didn't have phones.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Did they even speak English? Some and they got a
hot wheels.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
It was a hot wheel team party, so they had
a couple of hot wheel contraptions set up.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
It was warm over there.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Then one was you could shoot the car into the
dragon's mouth and the dragon would spin down the track.
One of the dads set that up.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Yeah, that was pretty cool. But the kids are playing
on the playground. I'm not talking to anybody. And then
the one dad I shows up and that I know.
I talked to him for a little bit, and then
the dad of the party was like, oh, I know,
it's kind of cold, so I don't think people are
going to stay long.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Got that right. I'm like, hear that, honey, Let's get
the hell out of here.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
But no, the kids are having a blast, having so
much fun, and it's time for cupcakes. We do cupcakes.
Then they want to play some more. And then I
look at my phone and the Bears win. The Bears win.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
DeAndre Swift and the Boys pulled it off.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
I and Batter's Box text me he goes, Kayleb Williams
hurt you, So I guess he won the game.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
I don't know anytime Red Zone went to that one
or the Jags game. I'm like, get me out of here.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Uh So, I'm just freezing at the park. My toes
are freezing. There's one kid running around in shorts. And
then it's.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Like, all right, we're gonna go boom. We're all right, nice,
se have things, happy birthday. We get in the car
and my wife's like, hey, can we stop at the
grocery store so I can get something for dinner.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Do the Kroger thing and they bring it to you.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
And I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
I'm like, can we not get home to watch the football.
But by now the afternoon games have started and they're
all blowouts.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
They were all blowouts. Lions blowout, Rams blowout, Cardinals blowout,
blowed that was a big blowtout, blowed out.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
And I'm gonna tell you what I got. Sam Donald's
my cornerback in Fantasy Now good pick. No, he's not good, oh,
because he doesn't score any points in the second half.
He only had like eight points this week and they
blowed him out. He did only have one touchdown, right.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Yeah, and then he fumbled once. And then in the
second half he had ten yards passing ten Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Dave Portnoy puts out his five things, all dumb stupid thing.
Bet with me. He didn't win, Steiny. This other guy followed,
he didn't win. Dave Portnoy was, but one of them
was Donald. They put up thirty eight points. I was like,
holy crap, Darnold must have got two touchdowns for h
he got one one. And all these experts with their
picks follow us. Guys, we'll give you the pill one

(52:09):
for three. We'll go one in three, yes, anyway, So.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Then we drop Robert the grocery store, and then we're
driving through the parking lot and there's all these geese.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Steiny he was one for three, Portnoy was two for five.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
There's all these geese. So I let the kids out
of the car to chase the geese through the parking
lot and they're throwing eight horns to them, and some
car pulls them. Go hey, oh, stop throwing rocks at them.
Cured me, Holy, don't roll up on me like that,
old man. He says, stop throwing rocks, and my kids
go uh and they come running back. I'm just a

(52:42):
kid like dad. They said, they're stop throwing rocks. But
we're not throwing rocks. He said, so, then don't listen
to them. Then those people get out of the car
and start feeding the geese crackers. Go check on your medicare,
old man, And.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
They bring some crackers over the kids and let the
kids feed the geese. Then the kids are chasing the
geese trying to pedal. They're crackers, you and we don't
like crackers.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Now, I'm just joking. My name is Orlando. Man. What's up, man?
How you doing? Uh? And so we finally the wife
call says I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
So got to get the kids in the car, buckle
them up, pick up the wife from the grocery store.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Get home. I've been home all weekend. Get home. And
we got home about five forty five. That was my weekend. Man,
eas man, how's my weekend?

Speaker 2 (53:34):
She sees me and Bezer and her father worked on
the main cave. It's next level. I don't think I'm
ever gonna leave it. Really, we got TVs mounted on TVs.
We got all my jerseys hung, my wicker jersey. Phil goes,
I don't know who Hooker is, and I go, well,
he was the most legendary quarterback in Tennessee Vall's history.

(53:57):
In twenty twenty two. The only guy that beat him
out was Caleb Williams for the heisman. The number one
QBR quarterback that usually wins the Heisman was Devin Hooker.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Hended Hooker and the jersey's on the wall and you're
He's like, I don't know what hooker is. You'd be like, why,
I used to get one every Friday night before I
met Baser.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Well, and then also the jersey was hung next to
it said pipping, so it looked like pimpin' hookers.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Yeah. Man, it was a great weekend action packed, a
lot of golf, a lot of funny stories, great pod.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
I thought it was all right, we got to get home.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Man. Yeah, I don't know. I thought they were funny.
Maybe not, maybe they weren't good stories.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
It was golf heavy, which is fine, but that's what
I did. Yeah. It was just a lot of golf
and it was a lot of soccer. Now it was
a little bit of soccer.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
That was a lot of golf. Yeah, But it wasn't
all about the golf. It was about the stories that
happened act.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
I think the way you.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Were able to weave it together, it made it not
all golf, so even the moms will enjoy it. So
I think we're fine.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Good I mean, And then also, oh, you already buzz
this out? Yeah there, I just read an article. All
these new podcast networks are doing a kid's one. We'll
gotta have your kid on once a week. Okay, all right,
and you know what we need to do. We need
to start the show. We never did that.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Fuck we never did it.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
We Oh the what dude, sore losers? What up? Everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I give the sports facts.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
My sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
What up, y'all had his says, And I'm from the North.
I always listening to McAfee and when he doesn't have
emphasis in his intro, oh do I get mad.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
I'm from the North. I'm married to Baser. I'm originally
from the North. I live on the North Side. I
got two point three three three three three three three
acres and I got two kids at Vanderbilt in the
Vanderbilt in the electrophysiology unit, hell of a win by Vanderbilt.
Look Out college football playoff and that's all I got.
I'm going to bed.