August 8, 2025 • 54 mins
In this episode Ray wants to get back to talking sports but Lunchbox wants to talk about co-ed soccer playoffs instead. Things got heated on the field and the ref had to have a word with Lunchbox about his antics. Ray had to shake down his own Mom to get an extra Tigers game with his brother and Dad. Also we find out the very strange place that Ray and BAE hooked up when they were engaged.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yep, man, I got stuff to talk about. I got
stuff to talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I do too, man, But we never talked about sports anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
So, oh, what did you want to talk about sports wise, man,
because I was gonna talk about some soccer.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
So really, with Major League Baseball, it only matters if
it doesn't even matter the division, if you win it,
it just matters if you're one of the top two
teams in the American top two teams the National then
you get to buy the first round, so you have
to make it through two series instead of three. All
that matters. Other than that, don't even really need to
watch or fall along. I truly believe Cubs make a push.
(00:36):
Shrows make a push. Clubs don't make a push. You're wrong.
The Brewers, that ballion guy sucks. Huh. The brew crew
is on fire. Freddy Peralta and Yelich, who was good
like five years ago.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh my gosh, dude, they are so good. They got
that rookie he came up, but he's on the aisle
right now. He got that Mizerotsky he got hit in
the shin. They got Woodwarf, that woodroof that just came back.
They got every point Dexter. They got him pitching. They
don't lose, dude. They are fanned and they hit the ball.
I'm gonna tell you what. The Brewers hit the ball,
(01:11):
and the Red Sox were hotter than freaking firecrackers. They'd
won like six or seven in a row. The Blue
Jays hit the ball. They hit the ball. The Yankees suck.
I mean, the Yankees suck.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
They are so deep, though deep with what well we know.
John Carlos Stanton unfortunately can't run anymore. He got thrown
out on a double play. That was a slow roller.
That's gonna hurt him. Jazz Chrishiam is a bad base
runner as well. That's usually doesn't bode well in the playoffs.
But they have a great one too. Will you Freed?
And ron Don Freed has fallen off the cliff, dude.
(01:45):
He's one of the best pitchers in base Yeah, the
first half of the season. Second half he has been table.
My point is this, Cubs make a push, Stros make
a push.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
They got get in the playoffs. We can't win a game.
We can't beat the right I mean, we are so.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Bad right now. They're not going to get a bye.
It's no We're not going to get a bye. I
promise that well, because it's going to be the Dodgers
and somebody else. Somebody Dodgers are going to get the buy.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And then Rookie Bets still looks like he's lost all
that way. He hadn't gained his weight back. Like, I
don't know if he's doing Ozimpic. I mean, he said
it was some sickness, but I'm starting to think he's
on Ozimpic.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, I didn't know that. And then I was doing
Beat the Streak and I heard the announcers go, yeah,
he lost forty pounds. Well, I'm glad I picked him
and beat the Streak and he's hitting two thirty. I
thought it was the Mookie Bets of old No, no,
it's definitely not been the Mookie Bets of old man.
He looks like et on the rocks. It's it looks rough.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I'm just I'm just saying, if we could, he may
be coming out with an Ozimpic endorsement here at the
end of the year. I don't know, but yeah, yeah, man, baseball,
it's great. Yeah, I'll right GOV. But yeah, all you
truck drivers just listen for that and all. That's the
same put a little scratch.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
If you pass a gambling casino on the Astros or
the Cubs to win the end NL, respectively, you get
about four or five times your money.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
It's definitely gonna be the Brewers in the World Series
as of right now. I mean that's my pick. I mean,
I don't understand how they lose. They are so good.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Boom saw them live in person real school night. They
drove to Milwaukee and watched the Tigers. As far as
that from your place, it's a solid six hours. I mean,
they drove through the night that he's maybe missschool the
next day, but.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I would hope so, because that's a long drive. I mean,
it's like when I drove to Detroit with chess Day's dad.
We drove to Detroit. It took twenty four hours to
drive to Detroit, Michigan. We went to a baseball game
the first night we got there, and then the second
day and we left right after the game. We were
drove twenty four hours. We're in the city for twenty
(03:48):
four hours and drove twenty four hours back.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
So yes, I know the traveling thing. That was a
lot for me living in Marquette, Michigan, Detroit baseball, Milwaukee games,
Madison or Green Bay. Those games are all far to
drive to. I used to live across from Titan Stadium.
Me and Bezer would go, hey, we got free tickets
to the game. You want to go? It was a
(04:12):
pedestrian bridge away. That's a b I'll hang up and listen.
I have to be real with you. You lose your
ambition in life. It might as well just end it.
I don't know what was in our heads, but go
to a game. If you got tickets, kids, dust off
your old glove with pops and go in the backyard.
(04:34):
Lose your motivation, kids. That pedestrian bridge always a big
uphill up. Like we used to drive four hours to
a Green Bay Packers game. Dad would bring us home
at midnight and we thought it was the life. And
we never second guest free tickets. Now, eh, you feel
like going in that stadium here people yelling and Titans
(04:55):
maybe lose. Yeah, it's just chilling the couch. That's sad.
I will agree with you.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Well, here's the thing, like Pitt's, we're both Kansas Jayhawks fans,
like we love the basketball team, oh my gosh. And
he's like, dude, they're playing, you know, three and a
half hours away in Kentucky. You want to drive up
there and drive back that night. I'm like, same night, Like,
you want to drive up there three and a half hours,
watch the game, and then drive back three and a
half hours.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm in a pass man, I'm not his knee and knee. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Here's the thing. It's only a two hour basketball game.
So it's not like I have all this time in
the world to you know, go, drive come back. If
it was like a series, if I was staying for
the weekend and got to see two or three games,
maybe worth it. But now driving three and a half
hours watching a game and driving three and a half
hours back, my name's been in I ain't in it.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
That's why I taught moms into that for my birthday.
She goes, yeah, you just come into Detroit, guys, go
to a game, you reunite with your brother, and then
you head home. And I go, mom, I realized, it's
my birthday. President. I'm not necessarily at any position to negotiate,
but could we maybe do a couple games? That makes
more sense, right than to just fly in, fly out.
So I squeezed them for another game. Oh, so you're
going to two games. So you're going to Friday Saturday
(06:08):
or Saturday Sunday, Friday Saturday, okay, yeah, and they're just
coming down for twenty four hours. I'm like in a
hotel in Detroit by myself on a Saturday night, the
city I've been talking about for the past five years
on this podcast. I'm alone and you're gonna be by yourself.
There's gonna be no protection. Yeah, your dad's not gonna
be there. Blinds will be closed, lock a double, locking
(06:29):
the door. Not drinking and putting a condom on. You
can't be too careful nowadays. Yeah, I would definitely. I mean,
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
When I was in Detroit one time, the one time
I've been there, it was pretty cool. So we got
there and we ordered Chinese food in Detroit. In Detroit,
they're known for the pizza.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Well, here's the problem.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It was just right down the street from our hotel
and we were exhausted after driving twenty four hours, and
so I went into the Chinese restaurant and the lady
was like, you're not from around here, are you? Because
of my accent? And I said, no, ma'am, I'm from Texas.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, that was it, man, and she goes, well, I
like your voice. Here's your food free at the Chinese place,
at the Chinese place in Detroit. Well drop the name.
What are you munching over there? You're copping the name.
I don't know the name. You're always munching. Man.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I couldn't even tell you what hotel we stayed at, Like,
I don't even know the part of Detroit we stayed in.
I just know that we were right by the stadium.
We walked to the stadium, saw the stadium, went home,
went to sleep, got up, went to the stadium, watched
the game, drove our back to Austin.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Give me the name, dude, I'm munching.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, I know you're munching it. And then you can
use your voice and she'll be like, you're not from
around here. But that was in ninety nine, so how
many years has that been? Twenty six years? I don't
even know if that Chinese food place is still there.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But if you guys like to look forward to something,
I'll give you a full report and update on Detroit.
If it is the Detroit of yesteryear, I can't wait.
I bet it's gonna be because the first when we went,
not the first time. We've been there many times, but
most recently. I believe it was after the recession, that
thing that hit in two thousand and eight when Enron
(08:11):
Alreadie made off, made off with a bunch of people's money. Yeah,
the economy tanked. You had maids, you had home care
workers that were getting loans on homes that were a
million dollars. That just shouldn't happen in today's world, and
so I believe that's what the housing market crash. Anyways,
you go to Detroit, you had subdivisions that got started.
There was a sign in one house and never got finished.
(08:32):
There was factories that closed. It was boarded up window windows.
You walk to a Tigers game and there's there's nothing.
There's no restaurants or bars. You park dirt parking lots
away from the stadium. There's no vibe up to it. All.
It is boarded up windows, gun stored like a store.
Why are you taking me?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Is Comerica near where the old stadium was or did
they build it in a totally different part of town
or do you even know where the old stadium was?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Great question. I was a kid, I went to the
old stadium. Don't know because I didn't drive then. Yeah.
So just like your kids now, they have no clue
where the radio studio is. I have no clue where
the Tiger Stadium was. In the relation to the city,
I would disagree with my kids.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Every time we drive by, they're like, there's Dad has work,
there's Dad has work.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
They know where it is. They understand roads and travel like,
they know how to get like, they know how to
get places, Like if we start going one direction, they're like, oh, Dad,
we're going to the National Stadium. Oh, Dad, we're going
to the trampoline park. Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
They kind of know and they know how to get
home from places like I let them. Like when we
ride bikes, they lead the way because that way they
learn the directions. And uh, like baby Box we ride
bikes from school. He's always like, Dad, let me lead.
I know how to I know how to get home.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I let's see camif it with some of those alleys,
he does know how to get home. There's a campfire
in meth and I also I wanted to give you
an update on my kids, dad and ask for one
unsolicited unsolicited do you know how we starting the show. Yeah,
we should probably start it. Let's start it. We'll start it.
(10:07):
We get carried away with all the little things in life.
Don't forget the start. This is a big thing, Like,
I don't know how we forgot about this. This is
the big show. No, it's not. No, this little show
is our big show this week. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna
do it live, Arnold, get your ass in here, losers. Okay,
(10:31):
you're ready. You're a little premature dude. That's what Abby
tells us all the time too. We oh the one
two three soul losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
What's up, ya, It's Arnold. I live kind of on
the corner with my friend Jack down there outside the
radio station. Nice game. He's a vet, likes his coffee,
likes his drum, and usually immon abbeys. Though she lives
northwest south of the city, she really doesn't say where,
so I'm not gonna disclose pray over to you. What up, y'all?
Saysm from the North Alpha Male live on the north
(11:11):
side of Nashville's Baser. My wife was my fiance girlfriend.
Now wife is the word you use? Yeah, I believe
fiance only got used for nine months. It's a weird word.
Weird world, guys. Two point two acres, two point five
kids at Vanderbilt. Justin checked in with him. He's still alive,
and he said the kids are kicking in egg form.
They're not an embryo yet. I would still need to
(11:32):
put a little sauce on him. Lunch over to you, man,
Oh did I say the corn was knee high by
the fourth of July? And it needs rain? It needs
something because on the very bottoms of it a little
bit brown. So oh no, croppers and farmers and tractor operators, guys,
I am why up? We need rain. And if it's brown,
(11:54):
it's gotta come down. Oh god, coach, is that a
farmer term? Yeah, a farmer term and a human term.
If it's brown, it's got to come down. But when
do they cut it? I don't know it has been
it is double overhead, and when is the corn birthed?
They don't water it right, like they don't have like
(12:16):
watering systems. They don't. They only need rain, right, So
I think they have watering systems for maybe smaller stuff
is what it looks like. But you can tell there
hasn't been rain, which tells me no irrigation or water stuff.
But the thing I was gonna say is the corn
is not there. The stalks is not impregnated with the
corn yet. I still don't see the yellow. Oh you
(12:36):
don't see the corns. No, you don't see the cobs. No,
it's the knobs. They call it the shaft or the shuck.
They call it the crank, the yellow crank. I have
not seen on the corner yet.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
That's weird because we got rain on Wednesday at my house.
It didn't rain where I'm a oh dude, I'm talking
mon soon. I came to work and I was like,
what is all this water? Did we have another gas leak?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
No? You had rain rain for like thirty thirty forty minutes. Dude.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It was like so hard if you were driving you
couldn't see out the windshield.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Never got it.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
It was like, Wow, here's what's crazy. I have not
watered my grass one time this summer.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Happened either not once, but the trees and shrubs and
plants have to be watered.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
No, we haven't watered anything because it's rained so much.
Is it dead, No, but it's starting to get a
little like it's starting to lose the green on the grass.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Because it fun weekend. Kids got a water.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Because it's been a week and a half since rain.
And I was like, I was actually on Wednesday thinking
about pulling out the sprinkler and I was like, man,
and then all of a sudden, boom and I was.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Like, well that bought me another few days.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, but you wanted an update on my kids, So
we'll take a break and we'll come right back and
I'll give you an update on my kids right after this. Ray,
Remember when I told you that teacher gave them him
stars to sprinkle under the pillow, and then he gave
mom and I won and I put it under our
pillows and you said, why wouldn't you just throw it
(14:08):
in the trash?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Forgot about that story and just reremembered it. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, Well, Ray, I just want to inform you that
he gave us the stars, the wife and I a
star each on Tuesday night. On Wednesday night, before bed,
he went up to our room, lifted up our pillow.
Hopefully we knocked and he took the stars back, and
(14:33):
so you thinking, Oh, if you'd have just thrown them
in the trash, he would have never noticed. No, we
got him for one night and then he was like,
I think I need more stars under my.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Pillow, and so he went and took our stars back.
Sure that wasn't the maid. I don't have a maid, honey,
the help have you seen the stars?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
My wife does not do a good job. She does
not clean under my pillow. She does not do that
good of job of cleaning.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You said. Kid podcast Popular podcast copied with having a
kid on Stop. Yeah, THEO Vaughn had the rizzler on
that kid that he has, Riz or whatever. Oh, yeah,
I know you're talking about. Yeah, Ray Riz. I've heard
of that.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I couldn't pick about of a lineup, but I've heard
the name somewhere. We've talked about it somehow.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
THEO Vaughn straight up copped us and did a kid
on the podcast, and people said it was huge and massive.
Well why didn't ours blow up like his? But I'm
saying props to you for doing the kid because I
wasn't all for it.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I know you weren't, and you weren't all for it
last year. But it's just sometimes you have to try
something different. See if it latches on.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I mean we always always are, you know, auditioning a
third host, and that could have been it. That could
have been our ticket to start him. Yeah. See I've
heard that the Rock show that what do you think
they're looking for in a co host? I have no
idea looking for a check with some big cans. Good
call because when I remember rock stations, when you try
(15:58):
to look it up a website, that's the first thing
you saw, and I would assume we were going in
that direction. That's probably a good call. Didn't even think
about it, Ray, I was thinking a little kid. They
don't probably they probably don't want two dudes. No, but
for the website. If any shows looking for anything, you like,
you're not even looking for personalities and voice anymore, right,
You're just looking for sex appeal.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Well that's what they're doing on Big Brother, because this
is the I mean, I have never seen this level
of absolute ineptitude, like there is zero strategy.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Going on inside that house. Here's the problem. We are
nominating people that are in our own a life. It
makes no sense. So I think that this is my
own perspective on it. So Big Brother originally the basis
of Big Brother, it wasn't even people got voted out it.
They just went chilled. So it's all about good personalities.
And then strategy was born and they went after doctors,
(16:51):
but then they didn't really pay that much. Now they're
up to seven hundred fifty thousand, but they didn't pay
that much. So doctors are like, I make more at
my job, why am I gonna come on that show.
So and then they went the direction of all these influencers,
had no personalities and they're all hot. So there was
like two seasons in the teams where he was just
straight up attractive people, but they were terrible seasons. Then
they went massive game players, which was pretty cool. This
(17:12):
year Big Brother producers they kind of lost their way,
way lost their way. They literally recast everybody from last season.
See I almost think the one kid they got let
go I don't know Spisstrian. Yes he was great, but
I thought he was gonna win too much of a
nerdish fan of the show to where the point he
was putting makeshift challenges in his backyard and practicing, he
(17:34):
just socially wasn't great and that doesn't make for great TV.
I just don't where did they go wrong this season?
Do they need to go back to where influencer hotties,
girls in bikinis, what is happening?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
No, No, they don't need the influencers. The influencers are
the problem. They don't understand Big Brother and they just
binge one season before they go on, and they think
they know how to play, and they think they have
personalities because they can sit there and edit a video
to make it look cool like they're the coolest kid
on the planet. They need real people, and that's what
the challenge is struggling with. Is like back with the
(18:07):
Real World and road Rules, you had people with personalities
because you had to go through a grueling process of auditions,
like you had to go through interview at her interview,
at her interview. Now they're just getting them from any
reality show. They are like too hot to clap or
too hot to bathe, or just random shows that you've
never even heard of.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
And well, I mean my argument, there's no depth. Do
you think that you get a podcaster guy from South Carolina,
You get a bull rider that's probably the offseason. You
get the baseball player. Sounds like he kind of got
cut from the team. He's trying to get with the bananas. Basically,
they're just getting people that are unemployed or don't have
steady eddy jobs.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Because the reference the podcast guy you know who he is,
he's Big Kenny from last season. He's the old guy,
doesn't fit in with the young people.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Cool, all right. Rachel Riley, who is she? She's Angela
from last season and she was one that could give
up her day to day life. A lot of these
people are realizing these shows aren't that beneficial to your
life unless you win the big prize. Sure you could
be fan favorite for fifty thousand, but you're relying on fans,
and we all know what they do. They turn on you.
They go on message boards and they say they hate you,
(19:13):
and they say that you suck. Learn that the hard
way the other day, moment of silence. Okay, I'm back,
but I'll say this. They're going after people that just
have the time, and they're kind of not that ambitious,
and they're kind of boring. God it has been so
That's what I'm saying. I just can't a one girl.
She's a flower Aura reader and the one girl she's funny.
(19:37):
The one lady's a lawyer. I haven't heard her use
one term used in the court of law once. Wait,
it doesn't ever talk. I was gonna say, I haven't
heard one word come out of her mouth. All she
does is take showers, and very long showers at that.
It makes no sense, Like nobody knows what they're doing.
I think we should argument. Dare you? How dare you?
(19:58):
That's personal? No, it's just a gameplay. No, that was personal.
You know I wanted my letter from home? What? No,
it was rodeo clown. Yeah, like what he what's upsetting?
And get to see a picture of his parents. You
saw him for the first eighteen years of your life. Like, dude,
it's been three weeks. Calm down. If I was one
of the dudes, I'd be like, don't threaten the dude.
(20:18):
I'll knock your a out right now. Dude, what are you?
Some skinny little bison rider. But let me say this,
I lost my train of thought. It's back you guys.
Personality is rare, so with this podcast, enjoy the personality
you're getting because you're not getting it on Big Brother.
You're most likely not getting it from your significant other.
You're getting it from this podcast, and that's why we
(20:39):
had a massive second quarter. And I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You're definitely not getting it from your co workers. There's
maybe one coworker in your building. Where's that phone at
that it's fun to talk to you, like Robduce and Danny,
you know, like they're co workers and so maybe that's
cool they get along.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Oh my gosh. This one guy in the office. Don't
know his name. Uh, I don't want to call him out.
But for whatever reason, me and never have conversations. Always
say is high And I'm like, dude, can it not
be surface? I walk by the kitchen, what's up? Man? Well,
we both just wave it. Don't know names. We never
have conversation, guys, can life be a little bit deeper? Like,
(21:15):
holy crap, it's feeling like Big Brother in the office
right now.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, it's really weird. And I mean I forgot to
tell you about this. I mean I literally had a
run in in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
The one guy that takes a schlit every time, every morning,
every morning. Never talked to him. I've never talked to
him because he has air pods.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
In air pods in the crapper and he's there every
morning at the exact same time.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
We go in on our first break. Oh gosh, man,
holy crappers at it again.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Hey, we go to get We go to get a
pe break at eight thirty am, and guess what. Red
hair guy is definitely gonna be taking a dump installed
number one.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Oh gosh, every morning. Goodness, bro, come on, man, It's
like the other day when we had baby Box two
on the pot or kindergarten kid, whatever you want to
call them.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
It took one, two no Outterwards. I was like, hey, dude,
let's go celebrate. Let's go eat at any restaurant you
want to go eat at. And he's like, Dad, can
we go to McDonald's. I'm like, that's the restaurant you
want to go to.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It's transcendent time.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
And I'm like he's like, yeah, I want McDonald's, all right, man.
So we go across the street to McDonald's and we
order and we're sitting there.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Goes Dad, I gotta go poop poo. Hey, brother, can
I have a dollar maybe some coffee?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I gotta go poop poo And I'm like, we already
have our food. And this is homeless central. If we
leave it out here, they are likely to inject.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
It with meth lickey split it'll be gone.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
And so I was like, all right, well, we just
left it laying there, and we both got strawberry milkshakes
and left them there, just sitting there, and you had
to go to the counter.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Hey, can you get me the code to the bathroom
and then go over there. You know why they do that?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah, because they don't want the homeless I understand, and
my and baby Box goes, Dad wouldn't Why don't they
just tell us the code.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I'm like, no, it's not how it works. He goes,
why we can type it in? Hey, brother, you mind
telling me that code for tonight so I can get
some water. And I was like, yeah, I understand that.
It's cool.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
And then we go in the bathroom and there's someone
in the stall. There's only one stall in one urinal,
so we're just standing there waiting, and then something very
strange happened. I don't know if I interrupted a hookup
or about to be hookup in the men's bathroom, but
you hear the little buttons on the outside and two
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dudes come in. Two dudes come in the bathroom and
they go up and they try to get in the stall,
and they look at us and they stand in line
for two seconds, and then they look at each other
and one bales. Another guy looks at me and goes, hey, man,
do I look professional?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
And I'm like what. He goes, Yeah, I starting a
new job. I'm a manager at Chipotle now and I have.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
To dress professionals. Does this look professional? And I was
like yeah, he goes all right, and he just leaves. Wow,
And I was like.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Broadways changed since I've been about it here.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I literally just had this feeling that they were about
to go in the stall together because they came into
the bathroom together, walked up and tried to get into
the stall.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Have you've done it before? Who you No, you've never
hooked up in a stall before? No? Wow? You have?
Yeah I have.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I've made out in a pure bathroom like Pure on
Sixth Street right there they had single individual bathrooms. But
there's nothing romantic about hooking up in a bathroom. Well
I do have, I do have a couple.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Well no, no, it's not a good story. Uh Baser.
We went into the stall, we may been engaged, and
then people came in. Oh, so we had to make
like those guys, Yeah, man, does my shirt look good?
All right, you guys have a good day.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
It was really it was just really weird and I
and I was just like, I've thought about it since then,
and I've wanted to ask you, like, were they going
in there to hook up?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Like? Why do you both come in there?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
And then they when it was awkward because we were waiting,
they looked at each other. One left and then the
guy was like, uh uh do I look professional?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Like what? And then and then he needed to be
used a urinal like at least p and he just
went right out, I love your thing about hooking up.
I'm gonna beg to differ and say this, it's drug
central at this corner. It's at the corner of meth
and coke. So you think they were going to the
bathroom to do methan coke? Well, yeah, or whatever's on
the street now. I don't know Shroom's angel dust. I
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will say that Nick. When we were in Florida, Ray
black Tar is actually huge, uh, Nick.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
We were in Florida for the three on three soccer
tournament that we used to go play in every year.
And we were at this pizza joint and his chick
went to the bathroom and then he waited three minutes
and he got up and he went to the bathroom.
We're just sitting there and they come back and they
are smiling ear to ear and we're like, did you
guys really Hell yeah we did?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Go Like, hell yeah we did. She told me to
meet her in there, So I met her in there.
It's like wow.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
And then the worst one of all is R and M.
They are a married couple with two kids. They hooked
up in a porter potty. Yeah, that is where I
think I.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Draw the line.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
That is absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Guys, come on, you can't stoop that low. Just hold it.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I mean I understand being drunk or whatever, or being horny.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
The check at the Yankees game. That was awesome, but
I cannot get over that every time I talk to them.
I mean, I'm still good friends with these people, and
I think about them every time, Like every time I
see a porter body, I think of them too. How
do you go in there and be like this is
where we should hook up. It has to smell. It's disgusting.
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I am just I. My name is in it. And
I'm not doing it. That's the beauty of country music.
You get a walling song or something. Forget the alcohol,
forget the whatever, your guy flicking the bass. You need
to find a restroom, a porter potty.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You would go in a porter potty, hook up with
baser walling starts playing I'm the problem, I'm the problem.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Maybe you have the problem. Trust me, You're you're getting
out of that concert and you're finding a restroom. That's fine,
but not singing maybe just in case, oh the jetties
on the river man, you ain't staying for that.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
You're you are not taking her in the porter potty
and bending her over that toilet and her head is
basically in the commode like that is Stapleton, Tennessee, whiskey
y smooth.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Trust me, there's a lot of cowboys trying to wet
their whistle. I understand trying. But if I told my wife, hey, you.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
See that porter potty over there, let's get in there
and do our business, she'd be like, get out of here,
let's get a divorce.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
See that's the difference. Country music gets you going, whereas
a hockey game, it's not really turning the chick on
same thing with the Titans game. It's tough. By a
country music concert, you get Luke Bryan up there under girl,
shake you for me. You know you're not sticking along
around for the end of that song. You're heading to
the restroom and she's following you. Watching a concert, a
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lot of country boys will pull their girl aside.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
And maybe I'm crazy. Maybe a lot of people out
there hooked up in porter potties.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
You ever heard Zach Brown toes live? No, tell me
about it. I'm not toes in the sand and in
the it's toes in the way that song plays. You're
trying to find a restroom. Yeah, I'm seeing that time
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to stating him right there on the screen. Man. That
doesn't do it. It doesn't do it. That's there's nothing
romantic about a big old slab of concrete with some
seats in it. Tannehill throwing another interception with mayonnaise all
over his arm. I'm telling you it's not turning the
girls on. No, it's really not. Man, that's true.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Levis throws another interception. Honey, you want ahead to the bathroom. No,
I'm really just disgusted right now watching him play football.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
That's very interesting man. Yea, we got to take a break. Yeah,
we'll take a break and we'll be right back. We're
not going to the restroom together. Hey, you want to
go to the bathroom. Yeah, just don't tell anybody.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Oh, Wednesday night co ed soccer playoffs. It was win
or go home, Sizen Raymundo, the one and only Green team.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Here we come. We show up for our six fifteen game,
and the voice of Keith is in your head. Kid,
you go harder, you go home, and if you go
home hard, that's a problem or it's a beautiful thing.
He doesn't, He didn't ever say that, and he was
never He never coached soccer. That was more my dad.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
So he was just baseball, baseball. He did coach basketball
at Bartholomew and then.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Three point dance kid, get in the zone with your elbows,
give him the angel race kid.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Then he you know, he concentrated on baseball later, but
he used to do basketball and baseball and my dad
was a soccer. But anyway, we take the field at
six fifteen.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
One more impression, kid, what are you shooting from the
logo for? Whatked up? Are you shooting from the logo for?
Nobody does that kid. What is that a logo three? Kid?
In my next one hundred years, there will never be
a girl or a boy that shoots from the logo
kid over to you.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
The ironic thing is he's a Golden State Warriors fan.
So Steph is the one that invented the logo three,
and I.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Mean Caitlyn Clark invented the logo three. Shut up, don't
be stupid if you think Caitlin Clark is the one
that started bombing three's before Steph Curry, get out of
this pod and never come back. The logo three was
invented in Iowa, in the Twin Cities by Caitlin Clark
across the border and now resides in Indiana. You are
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such an idiot. You are so stupid. Put some respect
on her name.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I'm not saying she may invented it in the women's game,
but Steph Curry invented the logo three, the half court three,
the get over half court and shoot a three and
just drain everything. Don't act like caate and Clark is
the one that invented this shoot from everywhere thing.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
During the game. My god, you're telling me Steph was
a logo three. Shit? Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Have you ever watched Steph Curry play. Yeah, I'm familiar
with this when him and Klay Thompson were prime. You're
telling me they weren't shooting from all over.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah. I was sopping wet after a Warriors game because
of the Splash Brothers. Yes, I'm familiar with being wet
after a game because of threes, not logo threes. And
I'll hang up and listen. Every time Caitlin plays, I'm
sopping wet because she's shooting logo threes and splashing them.
Is she splashing them or she's breaking? She shoots about
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thirty percent. I mean, is she really on fire? Is
she really amazing? I mean maybe not. But anyway, let
me go back to the soccer field. Man, it's Wednesday night,
it's six, six fifteen, and we got a game. It's
the playoffs and we're playing some team and they show
up and I mean, I'll tell you what, Ray, they
looked young.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
They looked real young of age. I asked the ref,
I said, hey, man, why are we playing teenagers? And
he said, oh, I don't think they're teenagers. He goes,
they're probably twenty one, twenty two years old.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Ray. They had young legs and let me let me
tell you what I like about twenty twenty one year
old twenty two year old soccer players. Cocky af ah,
cocky a f They see these old people walking out
on the field and they think they are about to
wipe the floor with us. You guys are all part
in handicapped. We are all with our walkers and like
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doing our stretches and needing help getting up off the ground,
and they think they are just gonna run through us.
One guy to be in a game, he's got his
gum hanging out of his mouth, like, and I thought
it was a coffee straw. I thought you're gonna say vape.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I thought it was a coffee straw. And I was like,
oh my god, this douche with a coffee straw.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Is not scoring on me. I am not gonna allow
if they beat us twelve to nothing, coffee straw, dude
is not gonna score on me. You ain't gonna score
to the thirteenth goal over my dead body. I was
gonna do everything in my power to stop him, everything
in my power. And we start out and they're peppering
our gold, taking shots, taking shots. We're blocking them and
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I mean, you want to talk about cocky. One guy
gets these like.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Whoo whoo whoo, like juking go and woo whoa yeah,
and then he's like, I'm about to score?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
What about spin move? No, I didn't say that because
I'm about to score? About to score? Whenever I played
Boomer and that's when I stopped playing him, when he
started schooling me. But he would dominate me so much.
When he got in the paint, he goes spin move
as he's doing as he's doing it, well.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
That's kind of what this guy was trying to do.
I mean, he's like, well, what what I'm about to score?
About to score? And he shoot and miss wide, and
I'd be like, I didn't go in man, whenever.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
You get they call out what they're about to do
and they still break you. That's bad.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
It's embarrassing. Yeah, it's embarrassing. And so then another guy
gets on there and he's like doing some juice. He's like,
where are you going? Where are you going? Where are
you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
And I'm like, jag got your dick, and I said,
I'm not going anywhere. You're the one with the ball. Oh,
you hit him with logic.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Because I'm like, I'm not going anywhere whoa whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa doing all the noises tonight.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I'm going to pizza with my family and then ice
cream after They're talking all sorts of mad crap. This
is the game I should have gone to, right the
heads up, right, I didn't know who we were playing.
We played this seam. I would have been laughing so hard,
like this is the game. He brings me too. They
look like old folks home. Oh we did.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
It was old folks home against the freaking kid the
fraternity brothers, you know what I mean. Like it was unbelievable.
And we jump out one nothing, we score a goal?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
What nothing? Wow?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
And there's about two minutes left in the first half,
ball goes out of bounds and cocky dude with the
gum tells his boy, Oh my god, dude, don't worry
about this.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Who cares these guys.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
They're not gonna be able to hang with us in
the second half. They won't be able to keep up
with us in the second half. There's no way these
guys can keep up with us in the second half.
Like this is hilarious. These guys are hilarious.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
What was he doing post halftime interviews before halftime with himself?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Oh yeah, talking to his buddy on the team, like
him and the buddy. And at the end of the
first half of me and this dude get kind of
tangled up. I stuffed the crap out of him, and
I'm walking to the sideline.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
The ref comes up.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
It's talking to me, and the guy walks over and goes,
what I said nothing. He goes, do you think that
little bump bothered me? I said, I don't know, and
he goes, do you think.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
That bump bothered me? Goes, I play college soccer? I
play college soccer. You think a little bump for me
is gonna bother me? I play professional radio. And I'm like,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
He goes, I got six five guys that I have
to go up against on the soccer field in college.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
You think what you're doing is affecting my game?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
My third leg six' Five AND i, SAID i never
said it, did and he, goes the second half it's
about to be.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
ON i wouldn't come out in the second. Half these
guys are good trash.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Talkers i'm, like, okay, man let me go sit on
the sideline and suck my thumb or. SOMETHING i don't
know what's going, on BUT i should be very intimidated by.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
You that was your. Comeback. No in my, HEAD i
was just, like, okay, man that's. FINE i was hoping
you didn't say that out. Loud i'm gonna go suck
on my. Thumb what Thum, no, no, no. NO i
JUST i was, like, okay, man Like i'm gonna go
suck about them like a. Baby WHAT i JUST i just.
Laughed i'm just, like, okay, man like talk all you,
want but you ain't doing. Crap. Dude it text me
(37:10):
at halftime of these games like get here? Now oh,
yeah yeah. Yeah the five minute half time would have
given you time to drive all the Way. Friday i'll
do A, friday. Dude it's Only. Wednesday if you guys
are going at each other like, this this is the
GAME i have to seek out so you just laugh
my butt.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Off you're, Right i'm telling you this would have been
the one for you to be. At it would have
been the one.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Because think of how MUCH i can they crack? On
do you right? Now i'm just visualizing? It oh, Dude
and they are getting so, pissed and then they let's
score one nothing in, half you, guys? Yes or what? Nothing?
Dude what? Nothing, Okay sam.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Surage and so then the second half they are talking
so much, crap just so much like oh oh, oh
and every time then they they don't juke, us and
then they shoot and they.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Miss god damn. It i'm, like oh, yeah, NO i
mean every time wide or they're just not good at,
shooting kind of like our goalie boxing more.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Wide let you, know they're trying to shoot from way
out because they can't get past us and we're playing great.
Defense then we get a second goal to nothing to
nothing not, that and, hey remember we're not gonna be
able to hang with them the second. Half we're just
not gonna be able to Hang, hey these, guys this is.
Hilarious these guys think they're gonna be able to keep
up with us in the second. Half they're gonna keep
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up with them in the Second oh my, gosh are
their chicks talking? Trash like oh, yeah, oh your BRA's not.
Cute their chicks are talking all you, know they're kind
of mouthy. Too oh you don't wear. Alo Oh they're
not like. Us they not like. Us they not like.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Us and the guy that was played in. COLLEGE i was, like,
man how old are? You he's, Like i'm. Twenty what
college do you play? AT Mtsu and he, goes how do?
You i'm like forty? Four? Man double it. Bro and he,
goes you're older than my, dado he had you. Young he,
goes not have a. Mom he, goes but you're in
better shape than my. Dad you're in better shape than my.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Dad i'm, like, okay, Great and then he gets the
ball and he's, like oh this is. It i'm going by.
You bye, bye bye. Bye stuffed. Him, yeah he stuffed.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Him film and TikTok And mike. STUFFED i mean just
absolutely stuffed. Him what does stuff will? Mean you kick
the ball against their shiite they're trying to drill, them
you steal it from. Them you stull like you just.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Bought that's a. Steal that's, steel. Okay or they're trying
to move or they trying to shoot it and you
block it like you do you ever say LIKE i You,
NO i never SAID i blew. You oh, NO i
never say that, never but you like blee pass.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
IT i blew you.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Let's be, real at my tender age of forty, Four
i'm not blowing past a lot of, people got. It
and then we score another goal three NOTHING us, three
and you get the sound, effect.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
AND i, mean they're they're getting. Pissed they're getting real
pissed now because there's two minutes ago and they're down.
Three they gotta come back because there's no way you
guys beat some young team that has college, players.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
And they start getting real. Pissed and they make one
pass AND i mean through the, middle AND i come
from the right side and absolutely clean the, DUDE i,
mean straight, ball but knock the guy right on his.
Ass knocked The and then so some guy tries to
come and give me a Shoulder, bam nail, him knock
him on his. Ass and the ref tells, me, man you're,
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one you're, old but you are a mean mother.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Er, geez he goes. Man AND i was, Like i'm
just playing he, goes he, GOES i love. It what
do You dort who plays hard in THE? Nba, Yeah, dort, yeah,
Man Patrick, Beverly, yeah That's Draymond.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Green Raymond, green that's the. DUDE i get under these people's.
SKIN i would hate playing with. You, yeah, oh but
you can't.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Shoulder them in, there you shoulder. Shoulder you can use your.
Shoulder but you said when you hit, HIM i.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
MEAN i hit him right on the shoulder cut of,
knock you. Know but when the guy was he was
the guy passed it to the guy in the. Middle
he's running.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Through he thought he had a wide open lane to the,
goal AND i came from the right side and just
absolutely took that ball and he fell, hard and the rest,
like oh, ball, ah, ball good. Call And i'm, like that's, right,
rep that's. Right tip of the cap the elder, courtesy thank.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
You and then the guy gets it. Again oh he
one of your guys, like.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
This is WHERE i. Score this is WHERE i, Score
this is WHERE i. Score never got past. Me tweet tweet.
Tweet came, over three nothing old, guys three nothing old,
guys and guess what. Happens the game's under. Protest little young.
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Guys don't want to shake our hands after all that,
mess after all the tucky tucky tucky, TALKIE i Guess
i'll shake your hand on TikTok oh.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
That talky talky TALK i, mean at one point in the,
Game they're, like what do you think you're? Going, oh
what do you think you're gonna? Do And i'm, like
well the scourse tilts to. Nothing Man, like you hit.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Him with the. Scoreboard nobody does that. Anymore OH i
hit him with. Scoreboard you got to be, like oh,
yeah checking the, discord you guys streaming stream. This he,
Goes i'm about to. Go i'm about to. Go i'm
about to. GO i, SAID i think you're just going. Home.
Coach you hit them with the like factual, YEAH.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
I MEAN i h're, like, well you're down three, nothing
there's too minutes left to go in the, game and
you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Go you're gonna. Go And i'm, like, WELL i think
you're going. Home you're about to. Go about to go
to the. BATHROOM i gotta go to the bathroom usually
after games, too see you later have fun on tik.
Tak and then we had to play a second. GAME i.
DID i thought the saga was gonna.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
End, No well we beat that. Team they're they're going.
Home they're walking their little sad self to the parking.
Lot but they didn't want to shake. Hands but you know,
Me i'm gonna make, Them, hey good, game, man good.
Game did the follow? Up oh, YEAH i did the follow, up,
like hey, man good, game, man good, game good, game good,
game good.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Game. Sweetie, yeah we'll take a. Break we'll be right.
Back you're not doing the play by play this. Game second,
game absolutely. Not second, game start at. Halftime second, game
another young. Team we're not starting at the starting. Lineups
AND i don't know where they get these young, teams
but all of a, sudden the young teams are there
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that are a lot younger than. Us, usually you know
they're doesn't look too much of an age subscriptioncy but
this was obvious age subscripancy. Again and let me tell
you we blew our load that first. Game we absolutely
blew our. Load Because i'm gonna tell you this right.
Now in the first ten, minutes we gave up three
goals three nothing the other. Team and you're still riding
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the high the previous, game still riding the, high but
your legs just don't move as. Well that's so much
just like. Gambling you win the, one you're on such a,
high and you lose the other one so, fast you
lose it all, back and it's getting it's. Fine three to.
Nothing then we get one back three to. One here we.
Come then they get one for to, one then we
get another one for. Two and then there's this guy
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that had an absolute beautiful shot the first, half the
big guy on their. Team he's probably six y, three
and you think he was HUNG i don't know. Over Uh,
no he wasn't hung. Over but he was, big he was,
wide he was you, know he could.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Move and he gets the ball and he's gonna run
way away from me and go for the. Goal SO
i just grab him by the, jersey back of the,
jersey since that's. Legal, no it's not, legal But i'm
just hoping the ref will call foul SO i can
get back on. Defense and the ref says play, on
play on because he still had the.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Ball this ref loved, You and so THEN i run
back AND i get in front of, him big fan
of the. SHOW i signed a couple of things for his.
Kids and you know what he does to. Me the
guy with the ball checked. You, no he flashes the
Money manzell sign at me one of phimp in the
middle of. Dribbling he throws the money Man zell at.
Me BET i got more in My venmo punk and
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he starts and AND i stole it from, him and
SO i threw the Money manzel right back at him
and the hole when he's doing the Money, manziel then
you hit him with the strip club backed, money like
throwing the strip club money at you and. Everybody, oh
and the rev, goes knock it, off knock. IT i was,
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like whoa he did it? FIRST? Whoa so you guy's
got in trouble for the money MAN i. Did THE
rep was, like or, dude what if you did it
with the, mayonnaise the freaking you pull out the leave
us mayonnaise on bread b be get out of. Here
so then it goes out of bounds and they get.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
It another guy gets it and he start he wants
to make up for his buddy getting you, know it
taken from, him and he's, like you're about to be on.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Skates you're about to be on, skates about to be on.
Skates AND i picked his. POCKET i, said, hey, man
you forgot. Something the. BALL i got that. BALL i
KNOW i knew as much trash dog. Goes he hadn't
trash checked all. Season it's just when you play the young.
Teams and we ended up losing five to. Three we
end up losing five to, three but it was a
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fantastic night to soccer. Man, yeah it was so. FUN
i mean that team is sitting there today going how
did we lose to those old? People, like how did
we lose to them in their college? Classes? Oh my?
Speaker 1 (46:19):
God so? Cocky and you know, How i'm gonna tell you.
HOW i know that he may play college, soccer but
he doesn't play college soccer because nobody brags about. It
if you, play someone has to ask you do you
play somewhere like you're really you, know you don't come out.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
SIDE i played college. Soccer he thought he could get
away with, it thought he was so.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Badass then turns out one of his buddies came over
and apologized about being so mauthy and we were like
and he was, like you, know we played college. Soccer
he plays college, soccer and we just you, know very,
competitive and we're, like, oh you, know where'd he? Play
and he, goes, oh, no he plays right now At.
Maryville never heard of. It and the girl that on
(46:58):
one of my teams, goes, well that's not very smart
for him to, play and risked hearing AN acl or
something with this rec league and he. GOES i mean
when he says he, plays he rides the. Bench he doesn't.
Play he's on the. Team it's A d three. School
he sits the. Bench so him bragging about playing college,
soccer he doesn't really. Play he's on the. Team you
guys got the chase on the. Case, Yeah and so
(47:20):
that was. It, man we lost five to. Three if
WE i, mean we're just.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Older the legs just weren't there the first the first
ten minutes is when we fell down three to.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Nothing then we beat him three to two the rest
of the. Game so if we would have just, ah
we didn't have the. Energy, man very, sad very. Sad,
now let me read you one email before we, go
BECAUSE i want you to go into the weekend in
a good. Mood lunchbox And, ray but Mostly. Ray i've
emailed twice and only heard my first email on the.
(47:50):
Pod the irony is that the second email rayed about
WHY i like your show and What ray brings to
that that entertains. Me i'm a door dasher by day
and warehouse worker by, night so podcasts are what keep me. Going,
ray don't take stuff. Personal you're never gonna please. EVERYBODY
i don't THINK i could Stomach amy AND lb for
(48:10):
an extended period of, time BECAUSE i, mean she's kind
of a, Prude and, honestly since that other guy left the,
Show i've enjoyed it so much. More you two both
bring entertainment of your own to this, Pod so chill
out and stop reading stuff online and keep doing what
you're doing with all those sound. Effects it's one of
(48:31):
my favorite parts of the pod that is From.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Veronica you ever wonder why you'd if you were born
in a different, era you, know like us in the
sixties or. Whatever SOMETIMES i think my wife should have
been born in the. Seventies she's a very old School
but that's not neither here nor. There me THOUGH i.
Missed if that would have been around in, college uber
or uber, EATS i would have done that full time in.
(48:53):
College that would have been an amazing, job easy job
and make your own, hours work for two hours and get.
Out SO i would need to have been born a
little bit. Later and then ALSO i believe podcasts came
a little bit later than. That but you talk about
the perfect. Job you're driving around Doing uber, eats listening
to a. Podcast that's the perfect. Job it really. Is
(49:15):
AND i was driving around the other. Day my podcast
has been on vacation all. Week i'm literally ready to kill.
Somebody and That's i'll be.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
HONEST i kind of was Door dash before Door dash
BECAUSE i was a delivery driver For Jason's.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Delhi that's Door. DASH i, MEAN i MEAN i only
had one restaurant THAT i was responsible, for BUT i
mean THAT i was then before. Them SO i wonder
If Jason's deli has their own delivery drivers, anymore or
if they elimit that eliminated that. Completely. UH i don't
feel like because my wife has then, account SO i
don't even know anything abouts they have their.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Own, drivers, Right AND i wonder if Jason, Deli Jason's
deli kept their fleet to.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
DRIVERS i hope they. Did tiff only trusts their drivers
with their. Cookies, yeah but, man that's such a great, job,
THOUGH i See i'm. JEALOUS i tried to do the
uber with The Bobby Bone. Show it was. Awesome it seems,
great but it was. Awesome you got to drive your own,
car the mileages your car breaks. DOWN i don't know
if it in the, end if it pans out to
(50:14):
how much gas money you. Use i'd really had to
do the math and the statistics Of. Veronica if you
could send me a spreadsheet of how it. WORKS i don't.
Know the one DAY i did, IT i picked up
three riders in thirty minutes Before baser got out of.
WORK i made fourteen dollars and it transferred immediately to
my checking, account and THEN i paid taxes on, it
(50:34):
and then we're able to do, that so they made seven. Dollars,
yeah one more email before we, go BECAUSE i accidentally
opened it AND i don't want to forget about, It dear.
Coachers all, Summer i've been out grinding on the course in,
range trying to dial in my. Swing i've only been
playing about two, months But i'm making good. Progress, recently
an old man has been helping me out on the,
range trying to fix my. Swing i'm not sure if
(50:56):
he's trying to molest me or if he's just a
smart ass and like it's flexing his golf. Knowledge But
i'm getting better from, it So i'll take the. Risk
Soon i'll be able to dominate my local muni and
brag about my. Handicap keep up the good, work. Coaches
alex the lax. RAT i really want to get out
to a course us the, boys maybe stream, it do
something like. That just BECAUSE i have improved so, much so,
(51:20):
Much i'm gonna play a lot of golf here in
the next couple of. Weeks, YEAH i haven't played in a. While.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
MAN i was supposed to go play the other, day got.
CANCELED i, mean it's Just i'm been.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
UNPLAYED i played With david a week and a half,
ago and he whacks that. Ass BUT i was stressed from. Work,
yeah and you need a stress. Reliever BUT i was
so busy at work and stuff AND i was just
like squeezed it in to play with. Him that's not
how you play. Golf, golf you wake, up you have
A bailey's in the, coffee you have your wife drop
you off of the, course you go play eighteen holes
mimosa on hole, one you start the beers around hole.
(51:49):
Nine that's how you play. Golf wife picks you. Up that's.
It that's how you learn your. Swing it's not, Oh
i'm gonna hurry from work and go. Play that's not
how the game is.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Meant, Yeah AND i mean if you go out there
and try to rush like SOMETIMES i do, That i'll
get off work And i'll go, play And i'll be, like,
OH i need to hurry home SO i can spend
time with the. Kids and you try to play. Fast
that's not the way golf was meant to. Be you're
supposed to take your, time, like not stress about you, Know, oh,
MAN i could get done in two and a half.
Hours you got to take your time on every. Shot
(52:19):
practice the same warm, up same warm, up same warm.
Up but, YES i haven't been out to the course
in a, while, yo, coachers it's been a. Minute i'm
reaching out Because i'm upset about people talking crap About.
Ray when the man who will not be named, LEFT
i thought this pod was. Doomed but, honestly it's way
better than it was. BEFORE i feel like people don't
(52:40):
see the yin and the yang between you, Guys ray And,
mary nightlife, guy, lunchbox the chill dad that still likes
to have a good. TIME i don't, know, man those
people are. Shot i'll hang up and listen and please
pray for My. Yankees my state of mind is not looking. Good,
Peace marco and The bronx.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
Should have some good stories. Upcoming we're doing a staycation this.
Weekend oh at dropping a downtown penthouse doing a pool, party,
oh WHICH i have not done in a, Minute so
there should should definitely be some, stories all, Right, Man,
hey he needs some stanchions around, here you, Guys i'm
gonna get this stanchion off here at this pool.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Party hopefully he's. There, man that'd be. Great we'd need
to bring him on the. Pod BUT i have a great, weekend,
man have a great.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
Staycation the REASON i thought, of, hey, yep let's get
these stanchions. Up billy randomly texted me this. Morning it
was a pile of one hundred dollars bills and he
said he quoted fun. COUPONS i was, Like i'm pretty
sure that's one hundred dollars. Bill dang, man and he
lives a different. Life where's he. Headed he's heading To,
(53:44):
florida and so that he was, saying like he's just
taking a wad of cash down To, Florida Like billy
put it in a checking, account, Dude like What when
he was with, Us justin said his wallet was this,
thick but by the time the third day rolled, around
it was about pencil. Thin And justin, said, hey it's
about time to get. GOING i See billy's. Wad it's
down to. This it's paper, now paper. Thin it went
(54:04):
from a brick to a bake. Note that's a bad.
Feeling like when you're In vegas and you start out
with a thick wallet and then as the day, goes
it just shrinks and shrinks and, shrinks you know when
it's time to go back to the. Room that's the,
comparison because In vegas you have to have. Cash, yeah
that's absolutely how it.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Is and the hope is that it gets wider and
whiter and wider and can't fit in your pocket. Anymore
that's when it's a good day In vegas AND i
say a good day to.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
You the worst is In. Vegas you're reaching the. Pocket
there's still gotta be something in. There what that's just my.
Plastic there's got to be more in. There no money
left in my? Pocket, well ATM's only five. Bucks
Yep, man, I got stuff to talk about. I got
stuff to talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I do too, man, But we never talked about sports anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
So, oh, what did you want to talk about sports wise, man,
because I was gonna talk about some soccer.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
So really, with Major League Baseball, it only matters if
it doesn't even matter the division, if you win it,
it just matters if you're one of the top two
teams in the American top two teams the National then
you get to buy the first round, so you have
to make it through two series instead of three. All
that matters. Other than that, don't even really need to
watch or fall along. I truly believe Cubs make a push.
(00:36):
Shrows make a push. Clubs don't make a push. You're wrong.
The Brewers, that ballion guy sucks. Huh. The brew crew
is on fire. Freddy Peralta and Yelich, who was good
like five years ago.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh my gosh, dude, they are so good. They got
that rookie he came up, but he's on the aisle
right now. He got that Mizerotsky he got hit in
the shin. They got Woodwarf, that woodroof that just came back.
They got every point Dexter. They got him pitching. They
don't lose, dude. They are fanned and they hit the ball.
I'm gonna tell you what. The Brewers hit the ball,
(01:11):
and the Red Sox were hotter than freaking firecrackers. They'd
won like six or seven in a row. The Blue
Jays hit the ball. They hit the ball. The Yankees suck.
I mean, the Yankees suck.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
They are so deep, though deep with what well we know.
John Carlos Stanton unfortunately can't run anymore. He got thrown
out on a double play. That was a slow roller.
That's gonna hurt him. Jazz Chrishiam is a bad base
runner as well. That's usually doesn't bode well in the playoffs.
But they have a great one too. Will you Freed?
And ron Don Freed has fallen off the cliff, dude.
(01:45):
He's one of the best pitchers in base Yeah, the
first half of the season. Second half he has been table.
My point is this, Cubs make a push, Stros make
a push.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
They got get in the playoffs. We can't win a game.
We can't beat the right I mean, we are so.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Bad right now. They're not going to get a bye.
It's no We're not going to get a bye. I
promise that well, because it's going to be the Dodgers
and somebody else. Somebody Dodgers are going to get the buy.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And then Rookie Bets still looks like he's lost all
that way. He hadn't gained his weight back. Like, I
don't know if he's doing Ozimpic. I mean, he said
it was some sickness, but I'm starting to think he's
on Ozimpic.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, I didn't know that. And then I was doing
Beat the Streak and I heard the announcers go, yeah,
he lost forty pounds. Well, I'm glad I picked him
and beat the Streak and he's hitting two thirty. I
thought it was the Mookie Bets of old No, no,
it's definitely not been the Mookie Bets of old man.
He looks like et on the rocks. It's it looks rough.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I'm just I'm just saying, if we could, he may
be coming out with an Ozimpic endorsement here at the
end of the year. I don't know, but yeah, yeah, man, baseball,
it's great. Yeah, I'll right GOV. But yeah, all you
truck drivers just listen for that and all. That's the
same put a little scratch.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
If you pass a gambling casino on the Astros or
the Cubs to win the end NL, respectively, you get
about four or five times your money.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
It's definitely gonna be the Brewers in the World Series
as of right now. I mean that's my pick. I mean,
I don't understand how they lose. They are so good.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Boom saw them live in person real school night. They
drove to Milwaukee and watched the Tigers. As far as
that from your place, it's a solid six hours. I mean,
they drove through the night that he's maybe missschool the
next day, but.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I would hope so, because that's a long drive. I mean,
it's like when I drove to Detroit with chess Day's dad.
We drove to Detroit. It took twenty four hours to
drive to Detroit, Michigan. We went to a baseball game
the first night we got there, and then the second
day and we left right after the game. We were
drove twenty four hours. We're in the city for twenty
(03:48):
four hours and drove twenty four hours back.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
So yes, I know the traveling thing. That was a
lot for me living in Marquette, Michigan, Detroit baseball, Milwaukee games,
Madison or Green Bay. Those games are all far to
drive to. I used to live across from Titan Stadium.
Me and Bezer would go, hey, we got free tickets
to the game. You want to go? It was a
(04:12):
pedestrian bridge away. That's a b I'll hang up and listen.
I have to be real with you. You lose your
ambition in life. It might as well just end it.
I don't know what was in our heads, but go
to a game. If you got tickets, kids, dust off
your old glove with pops and go in the backyard.
(04:34):
Lose your motivation, kids. That pedestrian bridge always a big
uphill up. Like we used to drive four hours to
a Green Bay Packers game. Dad would bring us home
at midnight and we thought it was the life. And
we never second guest free tickets. Now, eh, you feel
like going in that stadium here people yelling and Titans
(04:55):
maybe lose. Yeah, it's just chilling the couch. That's sad.
I will agree with you.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Well, here's the thing, like Pitt's, we're both Kansas Jayhawks fans,
like we love the basketball team, oh my gosh. And
he's like, dude, they're playing, you know, three and a
half hours away in Kentucky. You want to drive up
there and drive back that night. I'm like, same night, Like,
you want to drive up there three and a half hours,
watch the game, and then drive back three and a
half hours.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm in a pass man, I'm not his knee and knee. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Here's the thing. It's only a two hour basketball game.
So it's not like I have all this time in
the world to you know, go, drive come back. If
it was like a series, if I was staying for
the weekend and got to see two or three games,
maybe worth it. But now driving three and a half
hours watching a game and driving three and a half
hours back, my name's been in I ain't in it.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
That's why I taught moms into that for my birthday.
She goes, yeah, you just come into Detroit, guys, go
to a game, you reunite with your brother, and then
you head home. And I go, mom, I realized, it's
my birthday. President. I'm not necessarily at any position to negotiate,
but could we maybe do a couple games? That makes
more sense, right than to just fly in, fly out.
So I squeezed them for another game. Oh, so you're
going to two games. So you're going to Friday Saturday
(06:08):
or Saturday Sunday, Friday Saturday, okay, yeah, and they're just
coming down for twenty four hours. I'm like in a
hotel in Detroit by myself on a Saturday night, the
city I've been talking about for the past five years
on this podcast. I'm alone and you're gonna be by yourself.
There's gonna be no protection. Yeah, your dad's not gonna
be there. Blinds will be closed, lock a double, locking
(06:29):
the door. Not drinking and putting a condom on. You
can't be too careful nowadays. Yeah, I would definitely. I mean,
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
When I was in Detroit one time, the one time
I've been there, it was pretty cool. So we got
there and we ordered Chinese food in Detroit. In Detroit,
they're known for the pizza.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Well, here's the problem.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It was just right down the street from our hotel
and we were exhausted after driving twenty four hours, and
so I went into the Chinese restaurant and the lady
was like, you're not from around here, are you? Because
of my accent? And I said, no, ma'am, I'm from Texas.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, that was it, man, and she goes, well, I
like your voice. Here's your food free at the Chinese place,
at the Chinese place in Detroit. Well drop the name.
What are you munching over there? You're copping the name.
I don't know the name. You're always munching. Man.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I couldn't even tell you what hotel we stayed at, Like,
I don't even know the part of Detroit we stayed in.
I just know that we were right by the stadium.
We walked to the stadium, saw the stadium, went home,
went to sleep, got up, went to the stadium, watched
the game, drove our back to Austin.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Give me the name, dude, I'm munching.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, I know you're munching it. And then you can
use your voice and she'll be like, you're not from
around here. But that was in ninety nine, so how
many years has that been? Twenty six years? I don't
even know if that Chinese food place is still there.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But if you guys like to look forward to something,
I'll give you a full report and update on Detroit.
If it is the Detroit of yesteryear, I can't wait.
I bet it's gonna be because the first when we went,
not the first time. We've been there many times, but
most recently. I believe it was after the recession, that
thing that hit in two thousand and eight when Enron
(08:11):
Alreadie made off, made off with a bunch of people's money. Yeah,
the economy tanked. You had maids, you had home care
workers that were getting loans on homes that were a
million dollars. That just shouldn't happen in today's world, and
so I believe that's what the housing market crash. Anyways,
you go to Detroit, you had subdivisions that got started.
There was a sign in one house and never got finished.
(08:32):
There was factories that closed. It was boarded up window windows.
You walk to a Tigers game and there's there's nothing.
There's no restaurants or bars. You park dirt parking lots
away from the stadium. There's no vibe up to it. All.
It is boarded up windows, gun stored like a store.
Why are you taking me?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Is Comerica near where the old stadium was or did
they build it in a totally different part of town
or do you even know where the old stadium was?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Great question. I was a kid, I went to the
old stadium. Don't know because I didn't drive then. Yeah.
So just like your kids now, they have no clue
where the radio studio is. I have no clue where
the Tiger Stadium was. In the relation to the city,
I would disagree with my kids.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Every time we drive by, they're like, there's Dad has work,
there's Dad has work.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
They know where it is. They understand roads and travel like,
they know how to get like, they know how to
get places, Like if we start going one direction, they're like, oh, Dad,
we're going to the National Stadium. Oh, Dad, we're going
to the trampoline park. Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
They kind of know and they know how to get
home from places like I let them. Like when we
ride bikes, they lead the way because that way they
learn the directions. And uh, like baby Box we ride
bikes from school. He's always like, Dad, let me lead.
I know how to I know how to get home.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I let's see camif it with some of those alleys,
he does know how to get home. There's a campfire
in meth and I also I wanted to give you
an update on my kids, dad and ask for one
unsolicited unsolicited do you know how we starting the show. Yeah,
we should probably start it. Let's start it. We'll start it.
(10:07):
We get carried away with all the little things in life.
Don't forget the start. This is a big thing, Like,
I don't know how we forgot about this. This is
the big show. No, it's not. No, this little show
is our big show this week. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna
do it live, Arnold, get your ass in here, losers. Okay,
(10:31):
you're ready. You're a little premature dude. That's what Abby
tells us all the time too. We oh the one
two three soul losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
What's up, ya, It's Arnold. I live kind of on
the corner with my friend Jack down there outside the
radio station. Nice game. He's a vet, likes his coffee,
likes his drum, and usually immon abbeys. Though she lives
northwest south of the city, she really doesn't say where,
so I'm not gonna disclose pray over to you. What up, y'all?
Saysm from the North Alpha Male live on the north
(11:11):
side of Nashville's Baser. My wife was my fiance girlfriend.
Now wife is the word you use? Yeah, I believe
fiance only got used for nine months. It's a weird word.
Weird world, guys. Two point two acres, two point five
kids at Vanderbilt. Justin checked in with him. He's still alive,
and he said the kids are kicking in egg form.
They're not an embryo yet. I would still need to
(11:32):
put a little sauce on him. Lunch over to you, man,
Oh did I say the corn was knee high by
the fourth of July? And it needs rain? It needs
something because on the very bottoms of it a little
bit brown. So oh no, croppers and farmers and tractor operators, guys,
I am why up? We need rain. And if it's brown,
(11:54):
it's gotta come down. Oh god, coach, is that a
farmer term? Yeah, a farmer term and a human term.
If it's brown, it's got to come down. But when
do they cut it? I don't know it has been
it is double overhead, and when is the corn birthed?
They don't water it right, like they don't have like
(12:16):
watering systems. They don't. They only need rain, right, So
I think they have watering systems for maybe smaller stuff
is what it looks like. But you can tell there
hasn't been rain, which tells me no irrigation or water stuff.
But the thing I was gonna say is the corn
is not there. The stalks is not impregnated with the
corn yet. I still don't see the yellow. Oh you
(12:36):
don't see the corns. No, you don't see the cobs. No,
it's the knobs. They call it the shaft or the shuck.
They call it the crank, the yellow crank. I have
not seen on the corner yet.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
That's weird because we got rain on Wednesday at my house.
It didn't rain where I'm a oh dude, I'm talking
mon soon. I came to work and I was like,
what is all this water? Did we have another gas leak?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
No? You had rain rain for like thirty thirty forty minutes. Dude.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It was like so hard if you were driving you
couldn't see out the windshield.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Never got it.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
It was like, Wow, here's what's crazy. I have not
watered my grass one time this summer.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Happened either not once, but the trees and shrubs and
plants have to be watered.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
No, we haven't watered anything because it's rained so much.
Is it dead, No, but it's starting to get a
little like it's starting to lose the green on the grass.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Because it fun weekend. Kids got a water.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Because it's been a week and a half since rain.
And I was like, I was actually on Wednesday thinking
about pulling out the sprinkler and I was like, man,
and then all of a sudden, boom and I was.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Like, well that bought me another few days.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, but you wanted an update on my kids, So
we'll take a break and we'll come right back and
I'll give you an update on my kids right after this. Ray,
Remember when I told you that teacher gave them him
stars to sprinkle under the pillow, and then he gave
mom and I won and I put it under our
pillows and you said, why wouldn't you just throw it
(14:08):
in the trash?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Forgot about that story and just reremembered it. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, Well, Ray, I just want to inform you that
he gave us the stars, the wife and I a
star each on Tuesday night. On Wednesday night, before bed,
he went up to our room, lifted up our pillow.
Hopefully we knocked and he took the stars back, and
(14:33):
so you thinking, Oh, if you'd have just thrown them
in the trash, he would have never noticed. No, we
got him for one night and then he was like,
I think I need more stars under my.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Pillow, and so he went and took our stars back.
Sure that wasn't the maid. I don't have a maid, honey,
the help have you seen the stars?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
My wife does not do a good job. She does
not clean under my pillow. She does not do that
good of job of cleaning.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You said. Kid podcast Popular podcast copied with having a
kid on Stop. Yeah, THEO Vaughn had the rizzler on
that kid that he has, Riz or whatever. Oh, yeah,
I know you're talking about. Yeah, Ray Riz. I've heard
of that.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I couldn't pick about of a lineup, but I've heard
the name somewhere. We've talked about it somehow.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
THEO Vaughn straight up copped us and did a kid
on the podcast, and people said it was huge and massive.
Well why didn't ours blow up like his? But I'm
saying props to you for doing the kid because I
wasn't all for it.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I know you weren't, and you weren't all for it
last year. But it's just sometimes you have to try
something different. See if it latches on.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I mean we always always are, you know, auditioning a
third host, and that could have been it. That could
have been our ticket to start him. Yeah. See I've
heard that the Rock show that what do you think
they're looking for in a co host? I have no
idea looking for a check with some big cans. Good
call because when I remember rock stations, when you try
(15:58):
to look it up a website, that's the first thing
you saw, and I would assume we were going in
that direction. That's probably a good call. Didn't even think
about it, Ray, I was thinking a little kid. They
don't probably they probably don't want two dudes. No, but
for the website. If any shows looking for anything, you like,
you're not even looking for personalities and voice anymore, right,
You're just looking for sex appeal.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Well that's what they're doing on Big Brother, because this
is the I mean, I have never seen this level
of absolute ineptitude, like there is zero strategy.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Going on inside that house. Here's the problem. We are
nominating people that are in our own a life. It
makes no sense. So I think that this is my
own perspective on it. So Big Brother originally the basis
of Big Brother, it wasn't even people got voted out it.
They just went chilled. So it's all about good personalities.
And then strategy was born and they went after doctors,
(16:51):
but then they didn't really pay that much. Now they're
up to seven hundred fifty thousand, but they didn't pay
that much. So doctors are like, I make more at
my job, why am I gonna come on that show.
So and then they went the direction of all these influencers,
had no personalities and they're all hot. So there was
like two seasons in the teams where he was just
straight up attractive people, but they were terrible seasons. Then
they went massive game players, which was pretty cool. This
(17:12):
year Big Brother producers they kind of lost their way,
way lost their way. They literally recast everybody from last season.
See I almost think the one kid they got let
go I don't know Spisstrian. Yes he was great, but
I thought he was gonna win too much of a
nerdish fan of the show to where the point he
was putting makeshift challenges in his backyard and practicing, he
(17:34):
just socially wasn't great and that doesn't make for great TV.
I just don't where did they go wrong this season?
Do they need to go back to where influencer hotties,
girls in bikinis, what is happening?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
No, No, they don't need the influencers. The influencers are
the problem. They don't understand Big Brother and they just
binge one season before they go on, and they think
they know how to play, and they think they have
personalities because they can sit there and edit a video
to make it look cool like they're the coolest kid
on the planet. They need real people, and that's what
the challenge is struggling with. Is like back with the
(18:07):
Real World and road Rules, you had people with personalities
because you had to go through a grueling process of auditions,
like you had to go through interview at her interview,
at her interview. Now they're just getting them from any
reality show. They are like too hot to clap or
too hot to bathe, or just random shows that you've
never even heard of.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
And well, I mean my argument, there's no depth. Do
you think that you get a podcaster guy from South Carolina,
You get a bull rider that's probably the offseason. You
get the baseball player. Sounds like he kind of got
cut from the team. He's trying to get with the bananas. Basically,
they're just getting people that are unemployed or don't have
steady eddy jobs.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Because the reference the podcast guy you know who he is,
he's Big Kenny from last season. He's the old guy,
doesn't fit in with the young people.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Cool, all right. Rachel Riley, who is she? She's Angela
from last season and she was one that could give
up her day to day life. A lot of these
people are realizing these shows aren't that beneficial to your
life unless you win the big prize. Sure you could
be fan favorite for fifty thousand, but you're relying on fans,
and we all know what they do. They turn on you.
They go on message boards and they say they hate you,
(19:13):
and they say that you suck. Learn that the hard
way the other day, moment of silence. Okay, I'm back,
but I'll say this. They're going after people that just
have the time, and they're kind of not that ambitious,
and they're kind of boring. God it has been so
That's what I'm saying. I just can't a one girl.
She's a flower Aura reader and the one girl she's funny.
(19:37):
The one lady's a lawyer. I haven't heard her use
one term used in the court of law once. Wait,
it doesn't ever talk. I was gonna say, I haven't
heard one word come out of her mouth. All she
does is take showers, and very long showers at that.
It makes no sense, Like nobody knows what they're doing.
I think we should argument. Dare you? How dare you?
(19:58):
That's personal? No, it's just a gameplay. No, that was personal.
You know I wanted my letter from home? What? No,
it was rodeo clown. Yeah, like what he what's upsetting?
And get to see a picture of his parents. You
saw him for the first eighteen years of your life. Like, dude,
it's been three weeks. Calm down. If I was one
of the dudes, I'd be like, don't threaten the dude.
(20:18):
I'll knock your a out right now. Dude, what are you?
Some skinny little bison rider. But let me say this,
I lost my train of thought. It's back you guys.
Personality is rare, so with this podcast, enjoy the personality
you're getting because you're not getting it on Big Brother.
You're most likely not getting it from your significant other.
You're getting it from this podcast, and that's why we
(20:39):
had a massive second quarter. And I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You're definitely not getting it from your co workers. There's
maybe one coworker in your building. Where's that phone at
that it's fun to talk to you, like Robduce and Danny,
you know, like they're co workers and so maybe that's
cool they get along.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Oh my gosh. This one guy in the office. Don't
know his name. Uh, I don't want to call him out.
But for whatever reason, me and never have conversations. Always
say is high And I'm like, dude, can it not
be surface? I walk by the kitchen, what's up? Man? Well,
we both just wave it. Don't know names. We never
have conversation, guys, can life be a little bit deeper? Like,
(21:15):
holy crap, it's feeling like Big Brother in the office
right now.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, it's really weird. And I mean I forgot to
tell you about this. I mean I literally had a
run in in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
The one guy that takes a schlit every time, every morning,
every morning. Never talked to him. I've never talked to
him because he has air pods.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
In air pods in the crapper and he's there every
morning at the exact same time.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
We go in on our first break. Oh gosh, man,
holy crappers at it again.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Hey, we go to get We go to get a
pe break at eight thirty am, and guess what. Red
hair guy is definitely gonna be taking a dump installed
number one.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Oh gosh, every morning. Goodness, bro, come on, man, It's
like the other day when we had baby Box two
on the pot or kindergarten kid, whatever you want to
call them.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
It took one, two no Outterwards. I was like, hey, dude,
let's go celebrate. Let's go eat at any restaurant you
want to go eat at. And he's like, Dad, can
we go to McDonald's. I'm like, that's the restaurant you
want to go to.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It's transcendent time.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
And I'm like he's like, yeah, I want McDonald's, all right, man.
So we go across the street to McDonald's and we
order and we're sitting there.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Goes Dad, I gotta go poop poo. Hey, brother, can
I have a dollar maybe some coffee?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I gotta go poop poo And I'm like, we already
have our food. And this is homeless central. If we
leave it out here, they are likely to inject.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
It with meth lickey split it'll be gone.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
And so I was like, all right, well, we just
left it laying there, and we both got strawberry milkshakes
and left them there, just sitting there, and you had
to go to the counter.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Hey, can you get me the code to the bathroom
and then go over there. You know why they do that?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah, because they don't want the homeless I understand, and
my and baby Box goes, Dad wouldn't Why don't they
just tell us the code.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I'm like, no, it's not how it works. He goes,
why we can type it in? Hey, brother, you mind
telling me that code for tonight so I can get
some water. And I was like, yeah, I understand that.
It's cool.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
And then we go in the bathroom and there's someone
in the stall. There's only one stall in one urinal,
so we're just standing there waiting, and then something very
strange happened. I don't know if I interrupted a hookup
or about to be hookup in the men's bathroom, but
you hear the little buttons on the outside and two
(23:33):
dudes come in. Two dudes come in the bathroom and
they go up and they try to get in the stall,
and they look at us and they stand in line
for two seconds, and then they look at each other
and one bales. Another guy looks at me and goes, hey, man,
do I look professional?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
And I'm like what. He goes, Yeah, I starting a
new job. I'm a manager at Chipotle now and I have.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
To dress professionals. Does this look professional? And I was
like yeah, he goes all right, and he just leaves. Wow,
And I was like.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Broadways changed since I've been about it here.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I literally just had this feeling that they were about
to go in the stall together because they came into
the bathroom together, walked up and tried to get into
the stall.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Have you've done it before? Who you No, you've never
hooked up in a stall before? No? Wow? You have?
Yeah I have.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I've made out in a pure bathroom like Pure on
Sixth Street right there they had single individual bathrooms. But
there's nothing romantic about hooking up in a bathroom. Well
I do have, I do have a couple.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Well no, no, it's not a good story. Uh Baser.
We went into the stall, we may been engaged, and
then people came in. Oh, so we had to make
like those guys, Yeah, man, does my shirt look good?
All right, you guys have a good day.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
It was really it was just really weird and I
and I was just like, I've thought about it since then,
and I've wanted to ask you, like, were they going
in there to hook up?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Like? Why do you both come in there?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
And then they when it was awkward because we were waiting,
they looked at each other. One left and then the
guy was like, uh uh do I look professional?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Like what? And then and then he needed to be
used a urinal like at least p and he just
went right out, I love your thing about hooking up.
I'm gonna beg to differ and say this, it's drug
central at this corner. It's at the corner of meth
and coke. So you think they were going to the
bathroom to do methan coke? Well, yeah, or whatever's on
the street now. I don't know Shroom's angel dust. I
(25:37):
will say that Nick. When we were in Florida, Ray
black Tar is actually huge, uh, Nick.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
We were in Florida for the three on three soccer
tournament that we used to go play in every year.
And we were at this pizza joint and his chick
went to the bathroom and then he waited three minutes
and he got up and he went to the bathroom.
We're just sitting there and they come back and they
are smiling ear to ear and we're like, did you
guys really Hell yeah we did?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Go Like, hell yeah we did. She told me to
meet her in there, So I met her in there.
It's like wow.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
And then the worst one of all is R and M.
They are a married couple with two kids. They hooked
up in a porter potty. Yeah, that is where I
think I.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Draw the line.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
That is absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Guys, come on, you can't stoop that low. Just hold it.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I mean I understand being drunk or whatever, or being horny.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
The check at the Yankees game. That was awesome, but
I cannot get over that every time I talk to them.
I mean, I'm still good friends with these people, and
I think about them every time, Like every time I
see a porter body, I think of them too. How
do you go in there and be like this is
where we should hook up. It has to smell. It's disgusting.
(27:00):
I am just I. My name is in it. And
I'm not doing it. That's the beauty of country music.
You get a walling song or something. Forget the alcohol,
forget the whatever, your guy flicking the bass. You need
to find a restroom, a porter potty.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You would go in a porter potty, hook up with
baser walling starts playing I'm the problem, I'm the problem.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Maybe you have the problem. Trust me, You're you're getting
out of that concert and you're finding a restroom. That's fine,
but not singing maybe just in case, oh the jetties
on the river man, you ain't staying for that.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
You're you are not taking her in the porter potty
and bending her over that toilet and her head is
basically in the commode like that is Stapleton, Tennessee, whiskey
y smooth.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Trust me, there's a lot of cowboys trying to wet
their whistle. I understand trying. But if I told my wife, hey, you.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
See that porter potty over there, let's get in there
and do our business, she'd be like, get out of here,
let's get a divorce.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
See that's the difference. Country music gets you going, whereas
a hockey game, it's not really turning the chick on
same thing with the Titans game. It's tough. By a
country music concert, you get Luke Bryan up there under girl,
shake you for me. You know you're not sticking along
around for the end of that song. You're heading to
the restroom and she's following you. Watching a concert, a
(28:29):
lot of country boys will pull their girl aside.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
And maybe I'm crazy. Maybe a lot of people out
there hooked up in porter potties.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
You ever heard Zach Brown toes live? No, tell me
about it. I'm not toes in the sand and in
the it's toes in the way that song plays. You're
trying to find a restroom. Yeah, I'm seeing that time
(28:56):
to stating him right there on the screen. Man. That
doesn't do it. It doesn't do it. That's there's nothing
romantic about a big old slab of concrete with some
seats in it. Tannehill throwing another interception with mayonnaise all
over his arm. I'm telling you it's not turning the
girls on. No, it's really not. Man, that's true.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Levis throws another interception. Honey, you want ahead to the bathroom. No,
I'm really just disgusted right now watching him play football.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
That's very interesting man. Yea, we got to take a break. Yeah,
we'll take a break and we'll be right back. We're
not going to the restroom together. Hey, you want to
go to the bathroom. Yeah, just don't tell anybody.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Oh, Wednesday night co ed soccer playoffs. It was win
or go home, Sizen Raymundo, the one and only Green team.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Here we come. We show up for our six fifteen game,
and the voice of Keith is in your head. Kid,
you go harder, you go home, and if you go
home hard, that's a problem or it's a beautiful thing.
He doesn't, He didn't ever say that, and he was
never He never coached soccer. That was more my dad.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
So he was just baseball, baseball. He did coach basketball
at Bartholomew and then.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Three point dance kid, get in the zone with your elbows,
give him the angel race kid.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Then he you know, he concentrated on baseball later, but
he used to do basketball and baseball and my dad
was a soccer. But anyway, we take the field at
six fifteen.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
One more impression, kid, what are you shooting from the
logo for? Whatked up? Are you shooting from the logo for?
Nobody does that kid. What is that a logo three? Kid?
In my next one hundred years, there will never be
a girl or a boy that shoots from the logo
kid over to you.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
The ironic thing is he's a Golden State Warriors fan.
So Steph is the one that invented the logo three,
and I.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Mean Caitlyn Clark invented the logo three. Shut up, don't
be stupid if you think Caitlin Clark is the one
that started bombing three's before Steph Curry, get out of
this pod and never come back. The logo three was
invented in Iowa, in the Twin Cities by Caitlin Clark
across the border and now resides in Indiana. You are
(31:23):
such an idiot. You are so stupid. Put some respect
on her name.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I'm not saying she may invented it in the women's game,
but Steph Curry invented the logo three, the half court three,
the get over half court and shoot a three and
just drain everything. Don't act like caate and Clark is
the one that invented this shoot from everywhere thing.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
During the game. My god, you're telling me Steph was
a logo three. Shit? Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Have you ever watched Steph Curry play. Yeah, I'm familiar
with this when him and Klay Thompson were prime. You're
telling me they weren't shooting from all over.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah. I was sopping wet after a Warriors game because
of the Splash Brothers. Yes, I'm familiar with being wet
after a game because of threes, not logo threes. And
I'll hang up and listen. Every time Caitlin plays, I'm
sopping wet because she's shooting logo threes and splashing them.
Is she splashing them or she's breaking? She shoots about
(32:17):
thirty percent. I mean, is she really on fire? Is
she really amazing? I mean maybe not. But anyway, let
me go back to the soccer field. Man, it's Wednesday night,
it's six, six fifteen, and we got a game. It's
the playoffs and we're playing some team and they show
up and I mean, I'll tell you what, Ray, they
looked young.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
They looked real young of age. I asked the ref,
I said, hey, man, why are we playing teenagers? And
he said, oh, I don't think they're teenagers. He goes,
they're probably twenty one, twenty two years old.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Ray. They had young legs and let me let me
tell you what I like about twenty twenty one year
old twenty two year old soccer players. Cocky af ah,
cocky a f They see these old people walking out
on the field and they think they are about to
wipe the floor with us. You guys are all part
in handicapped. We are all with our walkers and like
(33:14):
doing our stretches and needing help getting up off the ground,
and they think they are just gonna run through us.
One guy to be in a game, he's got his
gum hanging out of his mouth, like, and I thought
it was a coffee straw. I thought you're gonna say vape.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I thought it was a coffee straw. And I was like,
oh my god, this douche with a coffee straw.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Is not scoring on me. I am not gonna allow
if they beat us twelve to nothing, coffee straw, dude
is not gonna score on me. You ain't gonna score
to the thirteenth goal over my dead body. I was
gonna do everything in my power to stop him, everything
in my power. And we start out and they're peppering
our gold, taking shots, taking shots. We're blocking them and
(33:53):
I mean, you want to talk about cocky. One guy
gets these like.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Whoo whoo whoo, like juking go and woo whoa yeah,
and then he's like, I'm about to score?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
What about spin move? No, I didn't say that because
I'm about to score? About to score? Whenever I played
Boomer and that's when I stopped playing him, when he
started schooling me. But he would dominate me so much.
When he got in the paint, he goes spin move
as he's doing as he's doing it, well.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
That's kind of what this guy was trying to do.
I mean, he's like, well, what what I'm about to score?
About to score? And he shoot and miss wide, and
I'd be like, I didn't go in man, whenever.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
You get they call out what they're about to do
and they still break you. That's bad.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
It's embarrassing. Yeah, it's embarrassing. And so then another guy
gets on there and he's like doing some juice. He's like,
where are you going? Where are you going? Where are
you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
And I'm like, jag got your dick, and I said,
I'm not going anywhere. You're the one with the ball. Oh,
you hit him with logic.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Because I'm like, I'm not going anywhere whoa whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa doing all the noises tonight.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I'm going to pizza with my family and then ice
cream after They're talking all sorts of mad crap. This
is the game I should have gone to, right the
heads up, right, I didn't know who we were playing.
We played this seam. I would have been laughing so hard,
like this is the game. He brings me too. They
look like old folks home. Oh we did.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
It was old folks home against the freaking kid the
fraternity brothers, you know what I mean. Like it was unbelievable.
And we jump out one nothing, we score a goal?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
What nothing? Wow?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
And there's about two minutes left in the first half,
ball goes out of bounds and cocky dude with the
gum tells his boy, Oh my god, dude, don't worry
about this.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Who cares these guys.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
They're not gonna be able to hang with us in
the second half. They won't be able to keep up
with us in the second half. There's no way these
guys can keep up with us in the second half.
Like this is hilarious. These guys are hilarious.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
What was he doing post halftime interviews before halftime with himself?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Oh yeah, talking to his buddy on the team, like
him and the buddy. And at the end of the
first half of me and this dude get kind of
tangled up. I stuffed the crap out of him, and
I'm walking to the sideline.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
The ref comes up.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
It's talking to me, and the guy walks over and goes,
what I said nothing. He goes, do you think that
little bump bothered me? I said, I don't know, and
he goes, do you think.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
That bump bothered me? Goes, I play college soccer? I
play college soccer. You think a little bump for me
is gonna bother me? I play professional radio. And I'm like,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
He goes, I got six five guys that I have
to go up against on the soccer field in college.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
You think what you're doing is affecting my game?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
My third leg six' Five AND i, SAID i never
said it, did and he, goes the second half it's
about to be.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
ON i wouldn't come out in the second. Half these
guys are good trash.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Talkers i'm, like, okay, man let me go sit on
the sideline and suck my thumb or. SOMETHING i don't
know what's going, on BUT i should be very intimidated by.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
You that was your. Comeback. No in my, HEAD i
was just, like, okay, man that's. FINE i was hoping
you didn't say that out. Loud i'm gonna go suck
on my. Thumb what Thum, no, no, no. NO i
JUST i was, like, okay, man Like i'm gonna go
suck about them like a. Baby WHAT i JUST i just.
Laughed i'm just, like, okay, man like talk all you,
want but you ain't doing. Crap. Dude it text me
(37:10):
at halftime of these games like get here? Now oh,
yeah yeah. Yeah the five minute half time would have
given you time to drive all the Way. Friday i'll
do A, friday. Dude it's Only. Wednesday if you guys
are going at each other like, this this is the
GAME i have to seek out so you just laugh
my butt.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Off you're, Right i'm telling you this would have been
the one for you to be. At it would have
been the one.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Because think of how MUCH i can they crack? On
do you right? Now i'm just visualizing? It oh, Dude
and they are getting so, pissed and then they let's
score one nothing in, half you, guys? Yes or what? Nothing?
Dude what? Nothing, Okay sam.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Surage and so then the second half they are talking
so much, crap just so much like oh oh, oh
and every time then they they don't juke, us and
then they shoot and they.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Miss god damn. It i'm, like oh, yeah, NO i
mean every time wide or they're just not good at,
shooting kind of like our goalie boxing more.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Wide let you, know they're trying to shoot from way
out because they can't get past us and we're playing great.
Defense then we get a second goal to nothing to
nothing not, that and, hey remember we're not gonna be
able to hang with them the second. Half we're just
not gonna be able to Hang, hey these, guys this is.
Hilarious these guys think they're gonna be able to keep
up with us in the second. Half they're gonna keep
(38:31):
up with them in the Second oh my, gosh are
their chicks talking? Trash like oh, yeah, oh your BRA's not.
Cute their chicks are talking all you, know they're kind
of mouthy. Too oh you don't wear. Alo Oh they're
not like. Us they not like. Us they not like.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Us and the guy that was played in. COLLEGE i was, like,
man how old are? You he's, Like i'm. Twenty what
college do you play? AT Mtsu and he, goes how do?
You i'm like forty? Four? Man double it. Bro and he,
goes you're older than my, dado he had you. Young he,
goes not have a. Mom he, goes but you're in
better shape than my. Dad you're in better shape than my.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Dad i'm, like, okay, Great and then he gets the
ball and he's, like oh this is. It i'm going by.
You bye, bye bye. Bye stuffed. Him, yeah he stuffed.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Him film and TikTok And mike. STUFFED i mean just
absolutely stuffed. Him what does stuff will? Mean you kick
the ball against their shiite they're trying to drill, them
you steal it from. Them you stull like you just.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Bought that's a. Steal that's, steel. Okay or they're trying
to move or they trying to shoot it and you
block it like you do you ever say LIKE i You,
NO i never SAID i blew. You oh, NO i
never say that, never but you like blee pass.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
IT i blew you.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Let's be, real at my tender age of forty, Four
i'm not blowing past a lot of, people got. It
and then we score another goal three NOTHING us, three
and you get the sound, effect.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
AND i, mean they're they're getting. Pissed they're getting real
pissed now because there's two minutes ago and they're down.
Three they gotta come back because there's no way you
guys beat some young team that has college, players.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
And they start getting real. Pissed and they make one
pass AND i mean through the, middle AND i come
from the right side and absolutely clean the, DUDE i,
mean straight, ball but knock the guy right on his.
Ass knocked The and then so some guy tries to
come and give me a Shoulder, bam nail, him knock
him on his. Ass and the ref tells, me, man you're,
(40:27):
one you're, old but you are a mean mother.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Er, geez he goes. Man AND i was, Like i'm
just playing he, goes he, GOES i love. It what
do You dort who plays hard in THE? Nba, Yeah, dort, yeah,
Man Patrick, Beverly, yeah That's Draymond.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Green Raymond, green that's the. DUDE i get under these people's.
SKIN i would hate playing with. You, yeah, oh but
you can't.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Shoulder them in, there you shoulder. Shoulder you can use your.
Shoulder but you said when you hit, HIM i.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
MEAN i hit him right on the shoulder cut of,
knock you. Know but when the guy was he was
the guy passed it to the guy in the. Middle
he's running.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Through he thought he had a wide open lane to the,
goal AND i came from the right side and just
absolutely took that ball and he fell, hard and the rest,
like oh, ball, ah, ball good. Call And i'm, like that's, right,
rep that's. Right tip of the cap the elder, courtesy thank.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
You and then the guy gets it. Again oh he
one of your guys, like.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
This is WHERE i. Score this is WHERE i, Score
this is WHERE i. Score never got past. Me tweet tweet.
Tweet came, over three nothing old, guys three nothing old,
guys and guess what. Happens the game's under. Protest little young.
(41:47):
Guys don't want to shake our hands after all that,
mess after all the tucky tucky tucky, TALKIE i Guess
i'll shake your hand on TikTok oh.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
That talky talky TALK i, mean at one point in the,
Game they're, like what do you think you're? Going, oh
what do you think you're gonna? Do And i'm, like
well the scourse tilts to. Nothing Man, like you hit.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Him with the. Scoreboard nobody does that. Anymore OH i
hit him with. Scoreboard you got to be, like oh,
yeah checking the, discord you guys streaming stream. This he,
Goes i'm about to. Go i'm about to. Go i'm
about to. GO i, SAID i think you're just going. Home.
Coach you hit them with the like factual, YEAH.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
I MEAN i h're, like, well you're down three, nothing
there's too minutes left to go in the, game and
you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Go you're gonna. Go And i'm, like, WELL i think
you're going. Home you're about to. Go about to go
to the. BATHROOM i gotta go to the bathroom usually
after games, too see you later have fun on tik.
Tak and then we had to play a second. GAME i.
DID i thought the saga was gonna.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
End, No well we beat that. Team they're they're going.
Home they're walking their little sad self to the parking.
Lot but they didn't want to shake. Hands but you know,
Me i'm gonna make, Them, hey good, game, man good.
Game did the follow? Up oh, YEAH i did the follow, up,
like hey, man good, game, man good, game good, game good,
game good.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Game. Sweetie, yeah we'll take a. Break we'll be right.
Back you're not doing the play by play this. Game second,
game absolutely. Not second, game start at. Halftime second, game
another young. Team we're not starting at the starting. Lineups
AND i don't know where they get these young, teams
but all of a, sudden the young teams are there
(43:21):
that are a lot younger than. Us, usually you know
they're doesn't look too much of an age subscriptioncy but
this was obvious age subscripancy. Again and let me tell
you we blew our load that first. Game we absolutely
blew our. Load Because i'm gonna tell you this right.
Now in the first ten, minutes we gave up three
goals three nothing the other. Team and you're still riding
(43:43):
the high the previous, game still riding the, high but
your legs just don't move as. Well that's so much
just like. Gambling you win the, one you're on such a,
high and you lose the other one so, fast you
lose it all, back and it's getting it's. Fine three to.
Nothing then we get one back three to. One here we.
Come then they get one for to, one then we
get another one for. Two and then there's this guy
(44:08):
that had an absolute beautiful shot the first, half the
big guy on their. Team he's probably six y, three
and you think he was HUNG i don't know. Over Uh,
no he wasn't hung. Over but he was, big he was,
wide he was you, know he could.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Move and he gets the ball and he's gonna run
way away from me and go for the. Goal SO
i just grab him by the, jersey back of the,
jersey since that's. Legal, no it's not, legal But i'm
just hoping the ref will call foul SO i can
get back on. Defense and the ref says play, on
play on because he still had the.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Ball this ref loved, You and so THEN i run
back AND i get in front of, him big fan
of the. SHOW i signed a couple of things for his.
Kids and you know what he does to. Me the
guy with the ball checked. You, no he flashes the
Money manzell sign at me one of phimp in the
middle of. Dribbling he throws the money Man zell at.
Me BET i got more in My venmo punk and
(45:01):
he starts and AND i stole it from, him and
SO i threw the Money manzel right back at him
and the hole when he's doing the Money, manziel then
you hit him with the strip club backed, money like
throwing the strip club money at you and. Everybody, oh
and the rev, goes knock it, off knock. IT i was,
(45:22):
like whoa he did it? FIRST? Whoa so you guy's
got in trouble for the money MAN i. Did THE
rep was, like or, dude what if you did it
with the, mayonnaise the freaking you pull out the leave
us mayonnaise on bread b be get out of. Here
so then it goes out of bounds and they get.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
It another guy gets it and he start he wants
to make up for his buddy getting you, know it
taken from, him and he's, like you're about to be on.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Skates you're about to be on, skates about to be on.
Skates AND i picked his. POCKET i, said, hey, man
you forgot. Something the. BALL i got that. BALL i
KNOW i knew as much trash dog. Goes he hadn't
trash checked all. Season it's just when you play the young.
Teams and we ended up losing five to. Three we
end up losing five to, three but it was a
(46:07):
fantastic night to soccer. Man, yeah it was so. FUN
i mean that team is sitting there today going how
did we lose to those old? People, like how did
we lose to them in their college? Classes? Oh my?
Speaker 1 (46:19):
God so? Cocky and you know, How i'm gonna tell you.
HOW i know that he may play college, soccer but
he doesn't play college soccer because nobody brags about. It
if you, play someone has to ask you do you
play somewhere like you're really you, know you don't come out.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
SIDE i played college. Soccer he thought he could get
away with, it thought he was so.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Badass then turns out one of his buddies came over
and apologized about being so mauthy and we were like
and he was, like you, know we played college. Soccer
he plays college, soccer and we just you, know very,
competitive and we're, like, oh you, know where'd he? Play
and he, goes, oh, no he plays right now At.
Maryville never heard of. It and the girl that on
(46:58):
one of my teams, goes, well that's not very smart
for him to, play and risked hearing AN acl or
something with this rec league and he. GOES i mean
when he says he, plays he rides the. Bench he doesn't.
Play he's on the. Team it's A d three. School
he sits the. Bench so him bragging about playing college,
soccer he doesn't really. Play he's on the. Team you
guys got the chase on the. Case, Yeah and so
(47:20):
that was. It, man we lost five to. Three if
WE i, mean we're just.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Older the legs just weren't there the first the first
ten minutes is when we fell down three to.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Nothing then we beat him three to two the rest
of the. Game so if we would have just, ah
we didn't have the. Energy, man very, sad very. Sad,
now let me read you one email before we, go
BECAUSE i want you to go into the weekend in
a good. Mood lunchbox And, ray but Mostly. Ray i've
emailed twice and only heard my first email on the.
(47:50):
Pod the irony is that the second email rayed about
WHY i like your show and What ray brings to
that that entertains. Me i'm a door dasher by day
and warehouse worker by, night so podcasts are what keep me. Going,
ray don't take stuff. Personal you're never gonna please. EVERYBODY
i don't THINK i could Stomach amy AND lb for
(48:10):
an extended period of, time BECAUSE i, mean she's kind
of a, Prude and, honestly since that other guy left the,
Show i've enjoyed it so much. More you two both
bring entertainment of your own to this, Pod so chill
out and stop reading stuff online and keep doing what
you're doing with all those sound. Effects it's one of
(48:31):
my favorite parts of the pod that is From.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Veronica you ever wonder why you'd if you were born
in a different, era you, know like us in the
sixties or. Whatever SOMETIMES i think my wife should have
been born in the. Seventies she's a very old School
but that's not neither here nor. There me THOUGH i.
Missed if that would have been around in, college uber
or uber, EATS i would have done that full time in.
(48:53):
College that would have been an amazing, job easy job
and make your own, hours work for two hours and get.
Out SO i would need to have been born a
little bit. Later and then ALSO i believe podcasts came
a little bit later than. That but you talk about
the perfect. Job you're driving around Doing uber, eats listening
to a. Podcast that's the perfect. Job it really. Is
(49:15):
AND i was driving around the other. Day my podcast
has been on vacation all. Week i'm literally ready to kill.
Somebody and That's i'll be.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
HONEST i kind of was Door dash before Door dash
BECAUSE i was a delivery driver For Jason's.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Delhi that's Door. DASH i, MEAN i MEAN i only
had one restaurant THAT i was responsible, for BUT i
mean THAT i was then before. Them SO i wonder
If Jason's deli has their own delivery drivers, anymore or
if they elimit that eliminated that. Completely. UH i don't
feel like because my wife has then, account SO i
don't even know anything abouts they have their.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Own, drivers, Right AND i wonder if Jason, Deli Jason's
deli kept their fleet to.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
DRIVERS i hope they. Did tiff only trusts their drivers
with their. Cookies, yeah but, man that's such a great, job,
THOUGH i See i'm. JEALOUS i tried to do the
uber with The Bobby Bone. Show it was. Awesome it seems,
great but it was. Awesome you got to drive your own,
car the mileages your car breaks. DOWN i don't know
if it in the, end if it pans out to
(50:14):
how much gas money you. Use i'd really had to
do the math and the statistics Of. Veronica if you
could send me a spreadsheet of how it. WORKS i don't.
Know the one DAY i did, IT i picked up
three riders in thirty minutes Before baser got out of.
WORK i made fourteen dollars and it transferred immediately to
my checking, account and THEN i paid taxes on, it
(50:34):
and then we're able to do, that so they made seven. Dollars,
yeah one more email before we, go BECAUSE i accidentally
opened it AND i don't want to forget about, It dear.
Coachers all, Summer i've been out grinding on the course in,
range trying to dial in my. Swing i've only been
playing about two, months But i'm making good. Progress, recently
an old man has been helping me out on the,
range trying to fix my. Swing i'm not sure if
(50:56):
he's trying to molest me or if he's just a
smart ass and like it's flexing his golf. Knowledge But
i'm getting better from, it So i'll take the. Risk
Soon i'll be able to dominate my local muni and
brag about my. Handicap keep up the good, work. Coaches
alex the lax. RAT i really want to get out
to a course us the, boys maybe stream, it do
something like. That just BECAUSE i have improved so, much so,
(51:20):
Much i'm gonna play a lot of golf here in
the next couple of. Weeks, YEAH i haven't played in a. While.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
MAN i was supposed to go play the other, day got.
CANCELED i, mean it's Just i'm been.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
UNPLAYED i played With david a week and a half,
ago and he whacks that. Ass BUT i was stressed from. Work,
yeah and you need a stress. Reliever BUT i was
so busy at work and stuff AND i was just
like squeezed it in to play with. Him that's not
how you play. Golf, golf you wake, up you have
A bailey's in the, coffee you have your wife drop
you off of the, course you go play eighteen holes
mimosa on hole, one you start the beers around hole.
(51:49):
Nine that's how you play. Golf wife picks you. Up that's.
It that's how you learn your. Swing it's not, Oh
i'm gonna hurry from work and go. Play that's not
how the game is.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Meant, Yeah AND i mean if you go out there
and try to rush like SOMETIMES i do, That i'll
get off work And i'll go, play And i'll be, like,
OH i need to hurry home SO i can spend
time with the. Kids and you try to play. Fast
that's not the way golf was meant to. Be you're
supposed to take your, time, like not stress about you, Know, oh,
MAN i could get done in two and a half.
Hours you got to take your time on every. Shot
(52:19):
practice the same warm, up same warm, up same warm.
Up but, YES i haven't been out to the course
in a, while, yo, coachers it's been a. Minute i'm
reaching out Because i'm upset about people talking crap About.
Ray when the man who will not be named, LEFT
i thought this pod was. Doomed but, honestly it's way
better than it was. BEFORE i feel like people don't
(52:40):
see the yin and the yang between you, Guys ray And,
mary nightlife, guy, lunchbox the chill dad that still likes
to have a good. TIME i don't, know, man those
people are. Shot i'll hang up and listen and please
pray for My. Yankees my state of mind is not looking. Good,
Peace marco and The bronx.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
Should have some good stories. Upcoming we're doing a staycation this.
Weekend oh at dropping a downtown penthouse doing a pool, party,
oh WHICH i have not done in a, Minute so
there should should definitely be some, stories all, Right, Man,
hey he needs some stanchions around, here you, Guys i'm
gonna get this stanchion off here at this pool.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Party hopefully he's. There, man that'd be. Great we'd need
to bring him on the. Pod BUT i have a great, weekend,
man have a great.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
Staycation the REASON i thought, of, hey, yep let's get
these stanchions. Up billy randomly texted me this. Morning it
was a pile of one hundred dollars bills and he
said he quoted fun. COUPONS i was, Like i'm pretty
sure that's one hundred dollars. Bill dang, man and he
lives a different. Life where's he. Headed he's heading To,
(53:44):
florida and so that he was, saying like he's just
taking a wad of cash down To, Florida Like billy
put it in a checking, account, Dude like What when
he was with, Us justin said his wallet was this,
thick but by the time the third day rolled, around
it was about pencil. Thin And justin, said, hey it's
about time to get. GOING i See billy's. Wad it's
down to. This it's paper, now paper. Thin it went
(54:04):
from a brick to a bake. Note that's a bad.
Feeling like when you're In vegas and you start out
with a thick wallet and then as the day, goes
it just shrinks and shrinks and, shrinks you know when
it's time to go back to the. Room that's the,
comparison because In vegas you have to have. Cash, yeah
that's absolutely how it.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Is and the hope is that it gets wider and
whiter and wider and can't fit in your pocket. Anymore
that's when it's a good day In vegas AND i
say a good day to.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
You the worst is In. Vegas you're reaching the. Pocket
there's still gotta be something in. There what that's just my.
Plastic there's got to be more in. There no money
left in my? Pocket, well ATM's only five. Bucks
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