Where Are The Peanuts?

In this episode Lunchbox takes BabyBox2 out for a little one on one time with dinner and then to watch The Sandlot! BabyBox2 loves peanuts so Lunchbox tried to take him to a fun restaurant to throw peanuts on the ground but the peanuts were missing. Then Lunchbox went to see The Sandlot with his kid but BabyBox2 was a little bit scared by "The Beast." Also Lunchbox is depressed by the state of USA Soccer after going to watch them in person against Switzerland. Who's going win the College World Series and the NBA Finals? Are the Pacers going to shock the world and take down the Thunder? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yop, it's Friday, gotta get down. Wait, wait, Friday, Friday,
gotta get down because it's Friday. Is that how it goes?
My mic on? My is my mic on? What keeps
going on and off? Oh? I think you're on? Try
it again? Yo, there it is. It's working, man, it

(00:21):
is working action packed today.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Got my wallet I have?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I mean, I'm like shot out of a cannon. Shot
out of a cannon.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
One little mis click over here, I blow up the
entire network.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh don't do that. Yeah, no, pressure man, No, don't
do that. No, don't please.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
As you're talking about being cannoned.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, I'm feeling good, man, I did not get a
good night sleep. I mean, i'm I'm I'm here though.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I'm ready, So you're good, But you didn't get a
good night sleep. Correct.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
That's counter intuitive. I understand that. But you just have
to sometimes put a smile on and add like you're
happy to be here and that you're full of energy,
because sometimes you're not. Okay, yeah, let's go ahead and
hit it. Oh yeah, yeah, are you gonna start the
show or you just want to you want to chat
a little bit. Well, it's tough without a condom. On.
I don't even know if, and I still don't understand
why you're not doing it. It's like, where did this

(01:09):
after five years decide I'm not gonna wear a headphone
so I can't hear the audio.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Ask other people.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Man, no, no, I'm not. No one else does this.
No one else does a podcast without headphones.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Nobody. You're right, man, I'm the only person that does
something different after five years, just randomly.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
You're right.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
You come home, your wife all of a sudden's in lingerie.
There's another man there.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
That's what happens. That's weird. And you're just as surprised
as when I walk in here and you don't have
headphones on him, Like, what is he cheating on me?
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I don't. I'm on a weird algorithm with X dude,
and I can see more of these where the wife
or the husband comes home or he sees the woman
on the nanny cam or and then he'll publish I
guess the nanny cam and the wife's with another dude.
She thinks she could just get away with banging a
guy while he was at work.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Huh. I haven't seen.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Those, dude. They come all the time. Huh, it's that,
And it's where he goes and sees him at a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh, I've seen the one where the kid sees the
mom at the restaurant and it's like, okay, I guess
this even I just can't even believe any of it.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
No, there's this one that's real. It's the nanny cam.
It's crappy footage. This lady had maybe two or three
it maybe different days, but she had two or three
different guys come over. And then he finally the husband
came home and he's like, I got the nanny cam, Like,
you keep bringing guys over? Oh, while he was at work.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
That's tough, man. I'm hoping my kids would tell me
if another dude came over while was at work, like Dad,
that mom, mom had Henry over again. Okay, all right,
that's a bad sign. But yeah, Luckily the kids haven't
say anything so far, so I think I'm good.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I freaking go to the house. It's not on McAfee.
I would know something was up.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh yeah, that'd be Why are you guys watching Young
and the Restless. That seems a little weird.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Wait my wife does, Oh never mind.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Why are you guys watching Cowherd. Now you watch that too,
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Ray, I'm giving pub to other shows.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, we really are, and we should probably just start
ours because it's freaking Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
There is a vibe about Friday.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Is it feels so good? Ray?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
The world is the oyster?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
No, it's really not. Because if you look at our
weather forecast, rain today, Tomorrow, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and
then maybe Sunday on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
See, let me just stop this for one second. The
rain can't affect it because it was supposed to rain
all a CMA fest and that's what we talked about.
Baser bought ponchos, she brought some umbrella. It never rained.
If it did, it was a sprinkle while we were
at barstool. We never got downpourt on it, but we
talked about it the whole weekend, much like you're doing
right now.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
You're right. I'm just telling you what it says.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Because we got kids coming in. I'm gonna be a
oh child. The niece and nephew are coming over all
week oh from the ones from Brentwood, and they're a
lot more our age even though the age gap is
still there. Interests are there. So we watched sports together,
we play video games, we played beer pong. That probably
the sober version.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Okay, as you said, same interests. I was like, wow,
how old are they?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I want to say, fourteen and eleven? The girl's fourteen,
the boys eleven.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Okay, what is the what is a fourteen year old girl? Like?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
So? She used to be super outgoing and bubbly. Now
she's a little bit more reserved. And I guess before
you just knew what she was interested in. Now Laura
kind of has to get it out of her, like
do you still enjoy when we do these paintings or
is that annoying to you? Whereas before she was down
to do whatever.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
And now she just kind of grumbles and mumbles.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Just thought of it. She's into cooking. Last time she
made assaulted caramel cake.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Hi, you're gonna have a personal chef this week?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, she cooks the whole weekend. I totally just remember that,
Rich rich So.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
They're all weekend?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, where's the I gotta go get them. Right after this,
Laura goes baser. You gotta go get him. Well, first
of all, I can't end the Bobby Bone Show any
sooner than it starts. And also the rain. We gotta
beat the rain. We can't.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I can't do with the rain again. It's gonna rain.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
It'll sprinkle all over me. I'm fine with that. It
can sprinkle on my arm, on my leg. I'm fine
with a little bit of sprinkling.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Are the parents going on a vacation or are they
just having a weekend to themselves. No, they just.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Chill and I would take the kids every day because
the eleven year old. What I love about him that
Boomer doesn't give me his attention. Wow, the eleven year
old will do whatever I'm like. Hey, let's go for
a run, Boom. We go for a run. Hey do
you want to go chip? He's a chipping bro. Hey
do you want to go get a smoothie? He loves
to get a smoothie and a shake. Boomer. I don't
feel like chipping. I just want to play video games.

(05:53):
The kid, the eleven year old listens to me talk sports.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Boomer has the teenager attitude. The eleven year old looks.
He was like a god. Boomer.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Him and his friend just come over and lay on
a couch for six straight hours. Hey, Boom, literally, we're
gonna go for a run, or you're out of my house,
you're on the streets. I woke up Boomer at like
six of him, and made him run. I made the
the baby, the three year old, We made him run.
And my sister goes, hey, he honestly like, he doesn't
have the lung function, he can't run. So he ran.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
He ran a quarter of a mile. That's really good
for a three year.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Old, right, And he came back and his shorts were
like sagging and he was sweating and everything. He couldn't breathe.
And my sister was like, hey, he can't run yet.
He's only three.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Well, no, he's three. He can run. I've seen three
year olds run. Maybe, I don't know about a quarter mile,
but two that's not good.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Back. If you're in the neighborhood and you see the
baby sweating and his pants are at his ankles, that's.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Pretty funny, es actually pretty funny. Let's start to yea
show man. Yeah, yeah, arnold you ready? Yeah, let's have
some freaking freak. No, it's freaking weekend, man, Let's have
some freaking fun is what it is. Yeah, made a
freak some stuff up.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
You know what I'm saying, freaking.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Dealt Hey does eleven YEARI have a phone?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
He does, but it's very limited, so they're not just
jacking around. That's all I was I saying. That's how
you still have his attention. Doesn't have a phone.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
That's deep, but he has a phone. So on.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Never mind that was deep.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Now let's go.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
We're gonna do it live. We are the one, two,
three sore losers.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you this sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Y'all. Had sis In from the North, alpha male baser,
country girl, married to her, and we are now in
the country, two point two acres, two point two kids
at Vanderbilt. Justin promises he'll check on them all weekend.
He's not gonna get schlobberknockered. They are in the electrophysiology
unit and it is good to have a fun day weekend.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Happy Father's Day to all the father's out there, including myself.
Thank you, Ray. I thought you'd start the pod with that,
but we had to wait for what a total of
eight minutes before you got to Happy Father's Day. I
may need to go check in on all twenty three eggs. Yeah,
I mean the US Open. It's gonna be a final
round on Father's Day. If that does, isn't more poetic,
I don't know what is.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
The live guys seem to be playing fine without all
of the playing.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, Dustin Johnson's SE's been playing great. Man, that dude
hadn't played good in about twenty years.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Kepka's playing good. Bryson's kind of out of it a little, Yeah,
but Kepka's leaderboard.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah. Now, Ray, Last night, I wanted to do something special.
I wanted to take Baby Box and have a Dad
and Baby Box two week just night, like where we
go do stuff just me and him because he never
gets one on one attention. There's always three brothers, the
middle kid. I'm not sure he has had a night
out with just dad ever. And I looked it up

(08:59):
and there's a thing called Movies in the Park and
they're gonna be showing the sand Lot, And I said, man,
this is a perfect opportunity to take him to sit
in the park in some chairs watch the Sandlot on
this big projected projected screen and have the night that
he's been dreaming of. I don't know if he's been
dreaming of it, but he needs.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
You need the wife to go with you, though, so
you can put the blanket out and you get some
hansy pansy.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
No, no, no, that's the whole point is it's just me
and him, dad's son bonding Baby Box two. He's five
years old. He gets to feel all the attention for
that night. So I said, hey, man, he got up
from his nap yesterday. I was like, hey, Bud, what
do you think about going to dinner with dad and
then we go see a movie. He's like really, I'm like, yeah,

(09:48):
just you and me? Goes, Why, said man, I just
thought it'd be fun. I just thought he'd be cool. Goes, Okay, okay,
I'll go get ready. I'm like, well, we're gonna it's
gonna be a couple hours. You know, it's only four o'clock.
We got time.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
The sun will hit the homeless person's movie screen on
a back of a wall.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
He said, Okay, can I change my shirt? Can I
change my shirt? And I'm like yeah, And then when
it's time to get ready to go, he's like, oh,
I don't want to change my shirt. I don't want
to change it. It feels good, like all right, And
I was thinking, where could I take him that is
fun for a kid?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Putt shack?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, no, I'm just talking because we're going to the movie,
so we weren't gonna have time for putt oh, get
some street meat, and there's gonna be food trucks at
the thing, And so I asked him. I said, hey, Bud,
would you like to eat from one of the food
trucks or would you like to go to a restaurant?
He said, well, Dad, a restaurant's more fun. Then we
go to a restaurant. I said, okay, And I thought

(10:43):
about it. I'm like, where it could be fun for
a kid? Restaurant? Well, I thought about that.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Well, I accidentally dropped my napkin. Would you mind bending
over and getting that for me? And I know that
he likes peanuts. He likes to eat peanuts sounds. No, no, no,
We're not going to a sounds game for dinner. We're
going to a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
And I said, oh my gosh, logans, so he can
throw the peanuts on the floor. They still do that, right, Yeah, exactly,
and I looked it up online, looked on Reddit and
it was talking about how yeah they still got peanuts.
You throw the peanuts on the floor, and I'm like,
all right, west side, And so I don't tell him
where we're going. I'm just all right, Bud, you ready? Yeah,

(11:25):
say bye to your brothers, say bye to your mom.
Bye guys and other two brothers. Why does he get
to go by himself? Why is he That's not fair?
I wish I got to go by myself. I'm my guys, Relax,
we've never done this before. Let baby Box two have
his night.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
You've really told him that? Yeah, I'd be like, what
did dad just say? Let the favorite child just have no?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
I said, baby Box one, You've had plenty of time
where we've gone one on one. Sometimes you've gone with
just me and mom, where we've gone to lunch.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Tonight's the night I in my diaper. Dad can clean
it up. That's how you get one on one time
with dad.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
So we get in the car and I look it up.
It's twenty five minutes from my house to the Logans.
I'm like, all right, drive over there, and I'm like
you ready, but yeah, yeah, let's go, dad, let's go
walk in uh table for two? Please?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
All right?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, just right this way. Start walking us through the
restaurant and I don't see a single peanut shell anywhere.
Oh no, And I'm like, huh, where are the peanuts?
Maybe it's just open, maybe you know it's it is
only like five fifteen, five point thirty. There's not a
lot of people in there. Maybe they're not eating the peanuts.
And they take us all through the restaurant and they

(12:44):
put us in the back right corner, table for two,
small booth.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Pardon, how's the talent.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Non existent?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
I'll be honest with you. The peanuts. Thanks for theut
and broccoli up date, Dude, I don't care about the produce.
I want to know how the staff is. Man.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Is it like it was in college?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (13:08):
No, it's more like, uh, those people say we will
work for food. It looks like they grabbed a couple
of them, slapped a logan shirt on them and said
serve do they let do they let.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Some of the bar back guys do some serving you.
It used to just be the top shelf chicks are
out there.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I was in the
back right corner, like they put us in the way
back right next to the kitchen because it was a
booth for two. And I sit down and I'm like, allright,
where's the bucket of peanuts? And nothing? And so I
the waitress comes over. Hi, how you guys doing today?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Am I good?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Where are the peanuts? She goes, what peanuts.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Do I have?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
This?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
This is this is Zutter.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I said, well, you know you used to have the
bucket of peanuts where we eat the peanuts and we
throw the shells on the floor. Let me go ask.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
What it should be known that that's the first thing
you bring to the table. Rookie.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
No, no, that's what I was thinking. She shouldn't even
come get our water. She should, but I always thought
the peanuts just sat on the table. But okay, my bad. Yeah,
just go get me my peanuts. That's fine, Just go get.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Them, give me a glass of water, dump it on
your shirt, then bringing another one out.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
No, don't dumb it on her shirt. Please, I don't know.
I'm fine not seeing that. And she comes back she goes, oh, sir,
we don't do that.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh no, And I am.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Crushed because I drove twenty five minutes just for the peanuts. Like,
I don't care about the food. I'm not there. I
don't really, I'm not dying to have a steak. I'm
not dying to have this. The main reason we went
there was for the peanuts, and they don't do the
peanuts anymore. When when is exactly my question? When did

(14:58):
we stop?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Did you ask her that instead of asking me? Well,
she obviously didn't even know they did peanuts in the
first place, and I don't know how long the manager's
been there, so the manager may not even know when
the peanuts stopped. She was the manager. No, No, she
wentn't ask well, I said, where are the peanuts? And
she goes, oh, let me go ask. So I thought
she was going to get peanuts, but she went to
ask the manager do they do peanuts? And she came back, Oh,

(15:20):
we don't do that anymore.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Might just have to take the kid to like McNally's,
the bar on the corner.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
So I was depressed. I was sad. I was upset,
But my kid, luckily I didn't tell him about the
peanuts beforehand and get him excited about the peanuts.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, and luckily the beernuts aren't gonna make her break
dad night.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Right, So then we're just sitting there, we're eating rolls
and having fun chatting it up. At least they still
do the role.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
So they do the butter rolls.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
They do do the butter rolls, okay, And I'm ninety
nine percent sure Logans had the peanuts. I know Texas
Roadhouse has peanuts, but I am ninety nine percent Logans
had it also. But they don't do it anymore.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Guys, hit us on the Facebook. You'll love comment about
everything else. Why not talk about the nuts?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, where are the peanuts? What happened to the peanuts?

Speaker 2 (16:05):
At Logan's pictures of you eating the peanuts? Please on
the Facebook page. I'll hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
So we sit there and we order. He orders the
chicken strips, and he gets a side of corn and
a side of broccoli, and he devours the broccoli, devours
the corn. Has one chicken strip. Had they eaten all day? Oh,
he'd eaten a little bit. But then and he also
put about six pounds of butter on top of the
already buttered roll. I mean he had butter all over

(16:32):
his face, I mean on his arm, I mean it
was all over it and knew it was going crazy.
Never have any kid. Then the highlight of the night
is we're sitting there and one of the waitresses at
the booth like diagonal from us lifts up the cushion
O paper towels out of there, and he goes, daddad, look.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Look she got a good shelf on her.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
He goes, there's towels underneath the seat. He goes, I
wonder if mine does that.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Let your old man take again.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
So he jumps down, he lifts, goes, Dad, my seat
lifts up. There's towels under this one too. That's a
good day. Pro hack, pro hack, great storage. You don't
have to build cabinets. You just use the seats.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
No, I'm talking about. If you're there and you're sloppy,
just reach under your ass.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Oh good point, And he goes, Dad, you get up,
I want to look under yours. Sure enough it dad.
I bet they all lift up. This is so crazy.
So any boot that wasn't occupied, he was going and
lifting up the chair to see if there was any
paper towels under there. And he did it for like
five minutes.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Loved it.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
That was the highlight of Logan's.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Good thinking it was empty.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yes, yeah, I mean he would. Hey, excuse me, sir,
can you get up for me? I need to check
your seat. Oh yeah, you got paper towels under there too.
Luckily he wasn't doing that, so we pay. All right, son,
you're ready to go, Dad, Can I take a chicken
strip for the road? Yeah? Man, whatever, you want to
eat one in the car. He goes, all right, let
me get almost to the door and he goes, you
know what, Dad, if I eat this one, I'm probably

(17:52):
not gonna have room for a snow cone at the movie.
I better go put it back. And he goes and
puts it back on the table.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Twenty kids rationing for well because he wants to have
room for a snow cone at the movie. Respectful kid, Yeah,
so he should have kept it. They'll probably be a
nut guy at the movie in and around it that
needs one.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Okay, we'll take a break and we'll be right back.
So we go to the movie. Man, we park walk,
got our chairs, are carrying the chairs. He's so excited.
It's like, Dad, Dad, we gotta get a snow cone.
I was like, let's put our chairs down first. That
way we got our spot in the open field and

(18:33):
we can see the screen. He's like, all right, Dad,
I'll just wait by the snow cone truck. You come
back and find me, no problem, son, Actually, Dad, I'm
gonna come with you. Let's put the chairs down and
then we'll go put the chairs down, We go get
snow cones. We run into a couple of people we know, Hey,
how's it going. How's it going? You know, the family
that we baby sat for overnight, the one that spent

(18:56):
the night. We ran into them, talk to them for
a little bit, then ran into someone else. Hey, how's
it going on?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Good?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
All right, Yeah, we're going to get snow cones. Oh
so are we.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
So this is a big damn deal.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
It's a big deal, man. There's a lot of people there.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Because they had one on the west side that for us.
It was on the back of a she shed and
there were four people there and two of them were
on ecstasy.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Oh well, I don't know. There may have been some
people on ecstasy here, but I don't know. No one
informed me if they were on X or not. Uh
So we sit down, we got our snow cones. He's
a little disappointed they didn't have rainbow, so he had
to go with Unicorn, which is basically rainbow, just a
bunch of different colors on there. I went with the
Pina Colada snow cone. And we sit down and we
got about twenty minutes. The movie's about to start. Eight o'clock. Boom,

(19:42):
here comes the movie. The sad What.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Did he know this ahead of time?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
He's never seen it, he didn't know anything about it. Classic.
And there was another family that sat next to us.
They had a little daughter that's three, and she would
get up every three seconds about this is not true.
When is the movie gonna start? And her dad like,
this is the movie. She goes, it is not. The
movie is supposed to have baseball. This is not baseball.

(20:11):
The dad was like, should have had a son. He's like,
just wait, there's way he's gonna and he goes. She goes,
I'm just telling you the facts.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
When I divorce your mom, I'm getting you Monday through Tuesday, Wednesday,
not Friday.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
And the movie starts and I didn't even think about this.
I'm thinking of the funny parts, hilarious.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Woke, there's a new woke version. No, yeah, ray, it's
a girls team.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
No, it's not a girls team. But there's some things
I didn't think about that could be scary to a
five year old.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Ray. It's a Uni Sex baseball and the dog is
got its nuts cut off. No, the dog's a fair ray.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
I didn't think about how scary the beast was to kids,
because you don't see the beast. You hear the beast.
The fence is rattling the room, the clouds of dust, everything.
So Baby Box two is a little terrified of the dog.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
I thought this was baby box one.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
No, Babybox One's not there.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Oh all right, I just had to go recreate all
those scenes. This was the older one.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
No, this is my five year old got it? And
I'm like, oh, it's okay. He's like, oh, Dad, I
want to sit in your lap because he's scared of
the beast. I'm like, but he's like, it's just a
little doggy, right, Dad, he's not. And then they tell
the story about how the dog is eating all these
people and he's like, Dad, it eight people. Oh no, Dad,
And and I never like, I guess I don't know

(21:46):
how old I was when I saw the sand long
I had to be older, so I wasn't really that scared.
But at five years old. You hear that this dog
eight people in it. They're showing a black and white
video of them him like tossing burglars and eating them.
And he's like, Dad, he just ate an other person.
And that talks about how they ate one kid. He's like,
it ate a kid. Dad, I don't like this movie.
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
And I'm like, oh, no, somebody jumping out of the
bushes at the event, that.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Would not be funny. They come jumping through the screen
like in the chase at the end when there.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
They got nothing else going on, might as well, but
I can't see one of the dads. After a couple
hoty toddies.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
He goes, but Dad, it's really a nice dog, right.
I'm like, yeah, but it's a nice dog. It's a
nice dog. And so we got He really enjoyed the
them trying to get the baseball back, all the contraptions,
all the ways they did it, and then when they
lower yagyad down and lower and lower and then he's
face to face with the beast and he up. He

(22:45):
loved that part.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
You know, he's gonna be doing that with the brothers
and the neighbor when they hit over the soccer ball,
and so.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
He's totally into the movie. He enjoyed it and we
had a great time. We're walking home and I thought, oh, man,
and he's not He's gonna be so terrified.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Whoa, it's in walking distance of your house.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Oh no, we had to walk to the car. It's
basically what I'm saying. We parked and walked, and we
walked to the car.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
They say, dude, where do you guys live in Smallville?
Like this sounds like the most perfect neighborhood ever. There's
a pool and an in house movie theater.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
What a was the pool we drive to?

Speaker 2 (23:18):
It's not our neighborhood that you bike to it.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Well, we can bite to it. It's not that far.
Pretty cool, but it's outside of our neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
I was telling somebody about that the other day and
they go, what, they have a community pool that's free
And I go, yeah, And they said it's a country
club and I said.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
No, no, it's not a country club. See they're thinking
it might be a country club. No, no, but we
can ride our bikes to it.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I'll ask you off air, thank you, and Ray the
dues are unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Two hundred a month. No, there is no due. There
is I'm not paying dues.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I never had a free pool. Never.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
You've never been to a city pool. They free?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
But also that nobody was there.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
That sounds exclusive. Dude, people were there, They just leave
at like five or six o'clock and the pool closes eight.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Answer this question, yes or no? Were there any bums.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
On the outside? Country club?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
What any community pool's gonna have a couple homeless people
cleaning their drawers?

Speaker 1 (24:19):
You imagine terrifying the kid on that one. Oh my god,
he's in there watching his jeans.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
It's free, honey. He can't beat it anyway.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
So we get home and the brothers are already in bed,
and I'm thinking, oh man, what's he gonna say? What's
he gonna say? And he starts replaying the whole movie
to Mama.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
So the other ones hadn't seen it.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
They haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
That might not have been a good call by pops.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
No, No, it's okay. They're asleep, and he just starts
telling mom all about the movie about you play baseball
like a girl, and he was like, and then the
other kid called him a butt sniffer.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
And at say that when you're in the house.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
And he was like, and then the great Bambino and
he just replayed the whole movie.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
He can say all those words. Yeah, he's Bambino. Yes,
I don't know if the baby can say bambino.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
You're the The baby is three, he's five. It's two years.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
At three, the baby knows three words.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Okay, but that's not five. In two years he'll know
more than the three words. Do you understand me?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yes, I comprehend that.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
So I was like, oh my gosh, good. He enjoyed it.
He loved it. And then we go into his room
and his brothers both sit up. So what was the
movie about? Tell us about the movie. They've been they
didn't go to sleep. They've been waiting for him to
get home. They were fake sleeping, fake sleeping. Are they
just asking him all this questions? And he starts telling them.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
At that point, on your phone, you got to pull
up a pirated version let him watch it.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
No, at that point you got a telling to go
to sleep.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Ray, I needed the phone for my own bets.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Now we could maybe watch it today as a family.
Are we gonna do a commercial as a fan? I mean,
it's only been like five minutes since our last one.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
We took one. Have I drunk?

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Have you paid attention at all this podcast?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I've been engrossed in this story, dude.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
So that was it. That was our night together. And
I went upstairs and I was talking to the wife
and I was just like, man, they are bendover. I
was like, he was a little scared of the dog.
She goes, yeah, I didn't even think about that. I
can see how that's scary. And I was like, I
was worried that we were gonna come home and he wasn't.
He was gonna be just all he was gonna talk
about is how terrified he was of the dog. She

(26:34):
goes No, he seemed to like it. He gave me
the play by play and look he went to sleep
pretty easily. And I was like that he did that
he did And that was Dad and baby Box two
night out. We went to eat no Peanuts and we
saw Smalls, Benny, the Jet Rodriguez. Yeah, yeah, the Great Hambino.

(26:57):
It was amazing. We'll take a break, We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
There's no way we can beat that last segment. That's heartwarming.
There's not a trucker with a dry eye man or
a dry crotch?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
About what about a tug boat? What about a lawyer?
Don't have that one? What about a teacher?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Okracker, Farmers are off, dude.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
That's right. They're not listening more. They've already had their
slippery nipples. Now. Can you believe that though they get
the whole summer off, they get two and a half months.
Not bad?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Can had that? One chick I dated, she became an
alcoholic during the summer months, so it is a tough time.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Sure, it was just the summer months, and she just no.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
She said she'd wake up and that's when she went
for the bottle.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
She didn't do that when she was in school. Now
she was clean.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
But then they had so much time off for two
or whatever months, and she said that she was self diagnosed.
She said she was an alcoholic, and then we moved here.
I don't know whatever happened to her.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Have you tried to check in?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
I was actually going to hit up this other girl.
Oh crap, I gotta go pause.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
You whoa, you're not live us A you I've never
been more depressed in my life.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
USA didn't make the College World Series.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
The USA Men's soccer team was playing in Nashville on
Tuesday night, and when they announced this months ago, I
am talking months ago. Immediately I texted another couple, Hey.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
You guys down to swing?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Where they'd ask him that.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
To the game?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, are you guys rightist? Do you want us to swing?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
You don't finish the text to the game.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Buy your place and pick you up on the way
to the game. Coach, you don't finish? That be a
brutal beat. That was really loud. Oh my god, Hey,
don't laugh.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Is loud?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Do you guys? We want to swing? Yeah, we're down. No,
I meant by your house, like I mean, whoa, guys.
That was a little awkward. But listen, we made plans USA.
We love it. We love the United States of America.
We can get a babysitter, we'll go to dinner beforehand,
have a couple of drinks. Then we'll go cheer on

(29:21):
USA as they take on Switzerland.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
I'm Switzerland, man, I'm not in this argument.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
And we had these plans for months. We've been coming
up with where we're gonna go eat. Yeah, all right,
there's this new Mexican spot. Yeah, let's go right by
the stadium. It's like walking distance, we can go there.
I already know where you said, mockingbird. No, mockingbird is
not walking distance to Giodas Park.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Oh oh, I know where you said.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
The thick thighs, smoking thighs, Dude, that's gone.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Oh if you don't go to these places every week, folks,
they close up and a new one is in.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
No hold on. And I found out that night what
happened to smoking thighs.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
What the thighs were no longer good eating?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
No, the owner of smoking thighs, I guess they were
doing some.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
He was gay. I mean, I mean he was blind.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
That is the best news, best news clip I've ever
seen in my life. No, supposedly. I guess they were
doing renovations or expansion. I don't know exactly what they
were doing. But he caught someone stealing some of the tools,
and he jumped on the vehicle of the person stealing
the tools, and as the dude whipped it out of

(30:38):
the parking lot, the dude fell off the car and died.
The owner of smoking thighs.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, that's why you never fight back.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
That is what I found out on that night. As
we were walking to the game from the Mexican food place.
I was like, man, how crazy this smoking thighs is
just gone. And the other couple you're with, the husband
was like, you know what happened? And right he said,
I have no idea. He goes the owner died and
he told me the whole story. And that's all I

(31:06):
can think about now, is man smoking dies in like
not have enough customers. They were expanding or renovating or whatever,
and tragedy struck.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
He had the secret recipe.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I guess so, or maybe you know the wife doesn't
want to run the restaurant that he was never running
the restaurant. He did all the I don't know what
happened after that, but that is bud Nanda's.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, that part of town, though, there's some dicey stuff
that goes on.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
So, oh, DICE's. That's a good pizza place. You ever
been there?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Did you bring it here studio one time?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
I don't think I have over bread. No, that was Donado's,
but Donado's they're no longer around.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Then.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
You can't make this up.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Oh, I have a correction. Mellow Mushroom on Broadway is
still open.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Good.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
I was incorrect in saying that the other day.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Where is it at.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
It's just tucked in between Alan Jackson's than some newdie
bar got it.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Anyway, So we go to we we're gonna meet at
the Mexican food place. We're gonna go see Polistic and
all the boys. Well right for the tournament. They say
Polistic is not gonna play. Mussov's not gonna play. I mean,
way is not. I mean none of the star Bogolon
Bogolon not gonna play. Do We are down to the

(32:24):
c squad of players. So it is in an inaugural.
It was a fun friendly. It's a fun friendly, but
we're getting ready for a tournament that starts in like
two days. So it's like the warm up matches in
our coach, who is god awful ever since he's taken over.
We should bring back Burholter. Everybody that wanted Burholter gone.
This is what we get. We get Pacino, who sucks.

(32:47):
But have you ever thought about coaching soccer? I do
at that level?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
No? Not two year old, no, but.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
He is whatever he's doing is not working. He's ten
matches in and it's an hour, absolute disaster. We got
rid of Burholter like he was so bad and this
regime has been even worse than Burholter was actually good.
I thought we were good. We were awful. But anyway,
I will get to the awful part. So no, none
of the stars are playing Switzerland. So we're playing Switzerland.

(33:18):
We lost, we lost a turkey.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Ray the French Alps chicks. Boy do they have some shelves.
I could actually see through their white shirts.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
I saw their we lost the turkey a couple of
days before that. But all right, sorry, let's meet at
this Mexican food place. Let's get some margaritas. We'll have
some chips and saltsa and we'll eat.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
And we go and it's Tuesday. It's Taco Tuesday. Taco mamasitas.
No's no way. Yeah, wow, there's a different.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Spot in there. Well I think they just moved.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Oh well, so they either close or move.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
One of the two. Anyway, so we go. The wife
and I get there. We get street free, street parking perfect.
We're there a little early. Let's get here a yeah,
Taco Tuesday. Always buy one marguerite to get one free.
I'll do that. And he's like, oh, would you alsa license?
I was like, yeah, we we love some chips, And
I thought he said chips and salsa, and he bought us.

(34:10):
He brought us two orders of nachos.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
That'll do. That's the same thing.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
No, it's not. It has like chicken and stuff all
over it. I just wanted chips to dip in the salsa.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
It's just a little bit of dressing up on top.
So we sell the chip.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
We had chicken tinga nachos. When I thought he said,
would you like chips and salsa? He said chips and tingu.
I guess I don't know because he mumbled it. Couldn't
really hear him, and I said yeah, And that was
on the Taco Tuesday menu. So we got two orders
of the nachos. Okay, cool, all right, well can we
also get some chips and salsa? And didn't realize it
this restaurant they charged you for chips and salsa. Not

(34:44):
going back. When you charge for the chips and salsa,
you're not legit.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Guess where Billy went Mexican restaurant. Of all the places
he could go in Nashes, he went to Chewies and
I go Dumbies. You literally have one in Austin.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
You have more than one in Austin. Got want they
got a lot, Billy, you're an idiot. Billy doesn't listen
to the pod. So anyway, and we're not known for
Mexican we're not known for Mexican food.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
And we ordered what was when we went with you
for your kid's birthday or something in Brentwood, Franklin along
the interstate. Would they make the avocado in front of you?
They bring they bring out it might have been that
Uncle Julio. They bring out the grinder and grind it
right in front of you and the guys just sitting

(35:29):
there rubbing it off. You went there for my kid's
birthday or your birthday or your wife's.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I don't remember that. That's a long time ago anniversary.
Maybe I don't. Well, why would you guys be with
me on my anniversary?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
No idea, People remember random things. Ray, was it my
other woman?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
No, definitely one my other woman. Definitely wasn't my other woman.
So here's the thing. So then the other couple gets there.
They ordered the margaritas, We get the chips and sauce.
So we have a couple of tacos.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
They're swinging. Yeah, my wife, you swing that water over here,
a horhota.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
You know what I mean? We're like, all right, we
should probably get ready to go to the game. And
the other couple they didn't have USA gear, which I don't.
How do you not have at least one USA shirt?
Kind of weird?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah, you gotta have the colors.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
And they texted and they said, hey, should we wear
a national S C shirt or just a plain white shirt?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Doesn't matter what you're wearing underneath.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
I said, well, it's gonna end up on the floor
because we're swinging anyway.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
So.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Play a log, so please just wear whatever. It doesn't
matter to me. I was like, you don't wear a
national S C shirt to a USA soccer game. So
they wore playing white T shirts. That actually works, right,
except for then Switzerland wore their white jerseys and it
doesn't work. So then they looked like their chair for Switzerland,
which was awkward. So then we walked to the stadium,
which was a great walk. It was a beautiful night walking.

(36:48):
There's people and I'm like, this is about to be
a huge game. It's going to be crowded.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Hope it doesn't rain. Sarah, Holy hell is that shirt white? Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I just spilled the beer on your shirt on I
lost my I lost my foot rains.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
In the forecast, I heard, oh rain's a coming, No prayer,
Oh prayer, I'll send my rainsnack down there.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
I said, Oh man, I'm glad you didn't bring an umbrella.
So this we get, we get to the game and
it is a third of the way full.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Oh man, it is absolutely empty. Vibes out, vibe is out. Seeah,
I didn't even hear about it.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
So it's exciting time that we're gonna go see the
USA team that's gonna play in the World Cup in
one year. And we got a bunch of guys I
have never even heard of, players that I have never
seen in my life.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
But did you know that before you found out at
the stadium.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I found out like a week before, because that's when
all these the A players started saying, Hey, I'm not
gonna play this tournament. I'm not gonna play.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
You had to know it was coming. When when do
I talk about soccer when MESSI comes to town.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Correct. So it was very sad. And we sit down
in our seats and we're talking. This guy sits down
next to us and he starts off right away. You
guys local, Yeah, man, we live here. How about you.
He goes, Now, I live in San Diego. I'm like,
oh cool, you flew in for the game. He's like, yeah,
I go to every US men's soccer game that's in
the United States or Canada, oser that's cool, or Mexico.

(38:22):
So he had just flown from wherever where they played Turkey.
Then he flew to Nashville to see this. Then he
was flying back to San Diego. Then he was gonna
fly to Santa Clara where they're playing like Saudi Arabia.
Then he's flying. He's been to every US soccer game
on the US soil. That's all he does.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
That's pretty impressive. He was solo. He had a buddy.
At first I thought he was solow that wasn't a buddy.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Well, he was solo for a minute and I was like,
oh my god, this dude is doing this all by himself,
Like this is terrible. But about eight minutes into the game,
his buddy showed up with the beers and handing him
a beer.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
That makes it a lot better. Kids, kids grow up
and be anybody, but don't be fly alone.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Guy to Katar, I mean. And so we watched the
game and uh one, nothing to Switzerland after about nine minutes.
All right, cool, cool, Two nothing Switzerland after about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
I'd touched that over. That thing hadn't been on the move.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Three nothing Switzerland after twenty four minutes.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Now, honey, I'm gonna need some Wi Fi. I gotta
place it over heater real quick.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Four nothing Switzerland. And the thirty I'm placing the over.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
I'm still hammering it. What's it out like? Six right now?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
It is brutal to watch. They look bigger. I mean
every guy on their team outweighed our guys by about
twenty pounds. They looked muscular, they looked fast. We looked slow.
We looked like we didn't know how to play soccer,
and we just we ended up booing the USA soccer team.
The crowd was boom and all I thought is, man,
I paid eighty dollars a ticket to go to that game.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
WHOA, you didn't say that. I'd rather go in to
cosmic baseball at the Sound Stadium this weekend.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Get it. They're having cosmic baseball seventy five bucks getting No,
I'm not gonna do that, and Abby's going really yeah,
probably got free tickets.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
The good thing about cosmic guys not being perverted. But
the good thing about cosmic is Arnold's going, Yeah, Arnold's
going with Abby, and so you can only if you
don't wear something that glows, you can do whatever you
want in the dark.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Good point.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
A lot of couples bang at those.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Oh I didn't know that, sort of like phone parties
Arnold series.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Isn't that why y'all are going.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah, wear no neon, Abby is gonna be neon.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Listen. All it's gonna be is us cheering. It'll sound
a lot like this cosmic cosmi cous cous cous cosmic.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
So we just sat there and I thought, man, imagine
if you flew from San Diego to watch this piss
poor effort where they're getting smoked forward to nothing. And
we watched the entire game. The final score was four
to nothing. Oh underwit, Ray, I didn't even go look
at the staff. But I am nine I'm ninety nine

(41:03):
percent sure Team USA did not get one shot on goal.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
No way, I am. There has to at least be
a sympathy shot.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
I go dead serious, Ray, I don't think we score
registered one shot on goal.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Time of possession.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
It was so embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
What about corners? Did we get a corner?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
We got one corner with like eight minutes left in
the game. Eight minutes left in the game, I think
we got our first corner to.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
This one's worth four points as it was. I have
a good flight back to San Diego. Y'all were great,
so embarrassing our neighbor. We happened to see our neighbor
like one section over. She came over at halftime with
the sun and she was like, we're leaving. It was
four none and a half. They left at halftime. There
will you take my soul back with you?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
And her husband texts me at halftime. He goes, man,
I'm glad I'm out of town for work. Dodge that bullet.
Didn't want to see that crap or nothing.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Todge his wife.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
No, no, no, no, his wife.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
He loves his wife. Glad I didn't go it didn't
have to hang out with the wife.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah, dodge that bullet. I married that bullet, but it
dodged it tonight. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Glad I didn't have to hang out with my kid
and wife. How do you guys doing, man, how's the family?
How's your sex? Life lunch.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
I sat there and just looked at it and I
was just like, this is oh so depressing, man, so
depressing that we are one year from the World Cup,
that it's going to be on our home soil and
we look like absolute trash.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
So they are going to have it. Oh they're gonna
have an other stadium.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah, the US, Mexico and Canada. It's a three country
combined World Cup. I don't know where we go from here.
The mood in the stadium, everybody walking, I mean there
were so many empty seats, but everybody leaving the stadium
was depressed. Their heads were hanging low. There was no excitement.
There was no joshing with each other, no talking to
each other, no say in USA. It was dead silent

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leaving the stadium. Even the drummers in the fan, the
whatever they're called, the section over there, the fans section,
the Rennegades or whatever they are.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
The drummers aren't drumming, man, No have way to break
it to you.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
End of the second half, it was just like this.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Boom boom.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
There was no energy. It was barely there. There was
one drummer drumming.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Excuse the ignorance soccer isn't my first language. So our
Nashville team is or is a USA USA played in
the Nashville Stadium. Yeah, and you're saying that the Nashville
Studs didn't play in the game.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Well, Walker Zimmermann played, So the USA.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Team it could so like we have players with the
Timberwolves or the timber Rattler timber Dix, who are the
team in Washington or whatever, Oregon.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Oregon Portland Timbers.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah, did any of the players from that team play
on this USA team?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
I don't know where these guys came from. They were
all awful. They were all awful. Okay, it was horrendously bad.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Wait, so there were guys playing in it that aren't
on the Nashville Sounds or whatever.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
The team is correct? Okay, because not all the national
players are from America.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Also, even the good guys we have are playing for
other countries.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah, Shaffelberg place for Canada.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Hey, we got a couple of good white kids though
from Concordia. They can really run. I mean, that's our.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Team, dude. I don't know where these guys send them
back to wherever they're from. Our right back he got
burned twice. I mean if the left back got burned.
It was just so bad, so embarrassing. We have one
year to figure it out for the World Cup. I
don't know what we're gonna do. We were so depressed, dude.
We marched to a bar and had another drink before
we went home. We sat at a bar and I

(44:35):
didn't get home till eleven thirty on Tuesday night because
we were just like, man, we got we got to
digest and like kind of drown our sympathy and sorrows
whatever you want to call it. In USA, USA, we
are dead. We suck.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Yeah. I never do the nightcap. I always got the
work going so well, don't know.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
I understand that. I was just dumb for doing that.
And then the next day I was so tired. My
wife was so tired. The other wife was so tired.
And that was before we swang Where is that the
correct plural? Yeah, past tense. It was rough. But then
you know what cheered me up is the NBA Finals.
And I've got to say, I am now on board

(45:15):
with the Pacers.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Okay, you're dude, You're just like the flip Flop World.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
They're gonna win.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
NBA's flip flop everything, flip flops.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Waffles, no, no, no, I never said they're gonna win.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Guess what. The Thunder gonna win the next game. Then
the Pacers will win that steal one from the Thunder,
and then the Thunder will win another one and will
go game seven at Thunder and thunderill win.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I just wish I would have watched the Pacers more
of this playoffs because I love what they are doing.
I love that they have taken the college aspect yes
and brought it to the NBA. I don't understand why
more teams don't do this in the playoffs. If you
are in incredible shape and you are a very deep team,
run them to death, run them to death. Guard them
from the minute they throw the ball in bounds and

(45:59):
make him have pressure on them the whole game, all
the way up the court, SGA McConnell, mcconnald's up in
his shorts all game. Then they put that Shepherd guy
Ben Shepherd, who I don't even know. He looks like
he could be on Fresh Prince. He kind of looks
like Carlton from Fresh Prince of bel Air. He guards
him the whole way. In the middle of the fourth quarter,

(46:21):
SGA has got his hands on his knees. He's pulling
at the shorts. He is so tired. And he even
said out the game, he goes, man, I just gotta
suck it up. I gotta suck it up. He looks exhausted.
It wears on you, It grinds on you. Why do
more teams not getting super shape have super subs that
do this and just harass the whole length of the floor.

(46:44):
It works in college people get tired in the NBA too.
It's phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
It's a completely different brand of basketball than the Jordan's
days and Magic Johnson and Bird and Wilt Chamberlain. Let
me say this, the running McConnell. So he's just a
hard worker, hard worker, and and they showed his dad.
That is a dad. Sometimes they show these dads. I
don't want to use this as an example, but Caitlyn Clark,
they would show her dad, and he knew she was
blessed with a gift, so his collaps were always I

(47:10):
have a blessed child playing basketball, best player on the
planet as a woman. It's awesome, But I'm blessed. The
McConnell dad. Anytime you showed him, he had this big
ass smile and he's like, that's my hard working son.
He should have never made it out of a mill
town and he is right now dominating the National Basketball
Association of America. His dad Will had the biggest smile.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Dude. It's great like they are. I mean not saying
that the Thunder aren't fun to watch, but the putting
the pressure on them, the whole court, full court pressure
is awesome.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
That's all cute and everything. Vegas still has the Thunder
minus two thirty down in the series to win it all. Wow.
I saw that the other day and I thought, how
long have I been out of this Vegas game? Because Vegas?
Are you guys got a pulse over there? Are you
sure the team that's running him to death is in
lead in the series?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I understand, and I love what they're doing. I love
the pressure they put on them. It's made for now.
The series is. It's actually exciting, it's fun to watch.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
It is. But talk about just maybe the worst NBA
Finals team wise, a team from Oklahoma City in Indiana.
You're not lying because people, you want the big Boston Celtics,
you want the Lakers, you want these big teams. I
mean or do you like the fact that it's small
market and it shows anybody can win if you build

(48:29):
the roster right, if you get a good coach, you
can win. If the Pacers win is gonna it will
throw the NBA to the wall. S will hit the fan,
SGA will hit the fan because the NBA is not
gonna know what to do. It's gonna realize you don't
need stars. You just run them to death outwork. These
players have a role player you get from Iowa State

(48:50):
that almost didn't even make a team and almost got
red shirted and ends up being a star in the
NBA as the worst ugly looking shot I've ever seen.
The blueprint will completely change, just like it didn't the NFL. Now,
teams that value running backs, value a good line. They
know that an Eagles team can win it. You don't
have to be all flashy like the Chiefs that changed NFL.

(49:10):
Now you're gonna see these big running back heavy teams.
This is going to change the NBA if the Pacers
pull it off.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
It's amazing. It's just fun and College World Series stars
this week and enjoy it. NBA Finals tonight and the.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Reason Also it's I heard this on mac if you
got to give them credit, they said, there's no talent.
There's no stars on these or these either of these teams.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
So it's HGA is the MVP of the NBA.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
But they weren't considered stars. So it's like the first
finals where these teams don't have to play this luxury
tax or something, because apparently if you have a big
three and you go to the finals, you got to
pay the NBA a crapload of money.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Yeah, if you're over a certain amount on the salary cap,
and then if you're on it, like if you're over
that two years in a row or three years in
a row, you pay even more. It's crazy. So these
two on the Celtish are gonna get rid of half
their roster.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
They just have no stars and they're both in the
NBA Finals not haveing to pay anything. It's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
It's wonderful. Oh man, but have you been watching it
a little?

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Are you watching tonight? Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
I'll watch tonight. Is it tonight or tomorrow? Tonight?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
You gotta check. It's every seven days.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
It's it's like they take a week off imin every game.
But I'm pretty sure it's tonight. And then Sunday night,
I'm ninety nine percent sure. Let me let me go
to ESPN dot com and I will check real quick.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
I'm in welfare check on my buddy Danny. The Florida
Panthers were Florida Panthers were head three to zero. I
woke up this morning and Edmonton Oilers won five to four.
Danny was at that game. Guys, welfare check on my
friend Danny and Fort Lauderdale.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Yeah, you might want to do a welfare check on
Aaron Savale of the Milwaukee Brewers. He lost his starting
spot and got put in the bullpen, and he said,
I want to be traded, So they traded him to
the Miners, the White Sox, the worst team, second worst
team in baseball. Hey, man, you want to go be

(50:53):
a starter, Go go be a starter for a crap
ass team. You want to run your mouth. You don't
want to be here where work can be for a
playoff spot. Hey, we'll ship you out to Chicago the
South Side. Dude, enjoy it, kick rock, don't let the
door hit you on the way out. What a great
job by the Brewers.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
On our Twitter. You want to play that audio that
you thought was hilarious Chicago. If it's good audio. I
only saw the video. Did you hold on?

Speaker 1 (51:17):
I'll click on ours. Suzuki hits a home run and
they're doing fan of the Game or something.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
They showed Justin Turner fan of Waveland, and they have
he has something that I don't know if they had
seen the audio started lemonade for a love, lemonade, Fan
of the game.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
That's it. They don't say anything.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
They're completely silent because he had a fake ballsack.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Hanging from his turn it down.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
That's low.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
He had a fake ball sack hanging from his waist
and he was dancing in the tunnel celebrating the home run.
And they show them.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
They're like, oh, they didn't talk for twenty seconds because
they didn't know what to say. It was like that
thing you had on the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
It's great. They probably got the idea from us. But
all right, have a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Man. I got the kids. We got niece and nephew. Man,
you got kids. You got four under three, we got
two under fourteen.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
I actually have a six, five and three, so I
don't know what you got. But just so you know,
if you're going to logans this weekend, there will be
no peanuts. There are no peanuts at Logans. They are gone.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Hi, you got any peanuts? Oh great? What about waitresses?
Not on that either? What about your sixteen inch Frosties?
Did you have one of those?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
At least Frosty's. We're not at Wendy's. We're at Logans.
You know what a frosty is. No, we didn't have that.
I thought you were talking about the frosty that you're talking.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
About frosty glass. It comes out.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Sorry, I don't even know if they have frosty glasses
out there anymore.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Well, any of our truck drivers let us know if
they at least still have that. All right, we're out
of here, us open. I mean I stopped gambling, you
stopped talking about golf. You gotta put a winner.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Uh well in my pool. I mean I had Bryson,
I had Jordan Speed. He oh my god, Jordan Speed
had like he was like seven over today. I mean,
what are you doing, dude?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Like they showed it at wingfoot Man.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
That heavy grass. It's just like it's.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Oak dick or whatever.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Yeah, it's just really rough when you have a you
pick these players like JJ Spahn was in one group,
he's in the lead. He was in one group, and
the other guy, like the other golfer in that group,
was Tony Fenow. I was like, I don't know any
of these guys. JJ Spond's been playing good, but I
like Feenal. I'll pick feenw plus seven, all right, thanks
for now? Oh wait, no, he's plus four. He's minus

(53:42):
three today? Whoa way to go? Few?

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Is it on TV? Because I went to the website
USA Network. You can stream it from the website.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Yeah, Bryson d. Chambeau hadn't teed off yet, Baser? Are
you gambling again?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
You pulled it up on the computer?

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Now, Baser?

Speaker 2 (53:57):
You know what, I have a talk show where I
talk sports, and I've got to act like I'm somewhat
interested in this sport.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
I never thought i'd lose interest in at stopping gam
I mean, Jordan Spieth is plus five today. He has
projected to miss the cut.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Now, what was your pool? How much was the buyer?

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Twenty bucks?

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Why not get a heads up? I can do twenty No, No,
you never do these pools. You say they're so stupid
every time. That's so dumb. I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Crap. I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Crap. Well, I can convince Bezer that it's something we
would talk about on the podcast. At least throw me
an invite.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
I will throw you an invite for the Open Championship.
And if you don't get in, shut your mouth. What
is that the British Open? I want Rory, you can
have them.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
You want Mac.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
There's six category, there's six levels and Tier one you
get to pick one golfer. Tier two you pick a golfer.
Tier three, so you have boom boom, boom.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Boom Tier nine.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Phil Nicholson, Uh, he's right now, gonna make the cut?
Jee now, I mean where it's Scotti Scheffer he was
not gonna make the cut. And then Mark Leishman, another
guy picked plus four today.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Thanks dude, Can they just put Tiger Woods at the bottom.
If he's alive or not, he's playing golf. We understand
he's done with golf.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yeah, he's alive. He said it's gonna favor big hitters.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Dustin Johnson, dust and Justin.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Henm been golfing, golfing in twenty years. Ah Man, Alright,
we gotta go, yeah, we do. We gotta get out
of here,