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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yo, am, I am I here. Can you see me?
Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Fuck?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I mean things are falling apart, man, things are falling
apart around here. I walk in the studio. I'm all
excited to do this show, and I think I'm only
in one headphone. Check check check check check check check
check check. I can hear it my left, you don't
hear it.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Definitely gonna have to boot.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Check check check check. Shit, don't hear it my right?
But anyway, uh oh there, Now it sounds weird, but whatever,
walk in the studio ready to do the show. Oh
so excited. It's sore Losers Nation. It's Wednesday night. Let's
get this party started. Let's get this party started. And
my mic is going like literally, there is not a
(00:48):
damn mic on the mic stand, Like someone came in
here and unscrewed the damn microphone and took it. Like
did the power What was that?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
The balls just dropped?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Oh my gosh, there was like a power surge. Man,
did you see that?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, it's sunny out.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I don't know what. I don't know what's going on.
And then we go to that we're moving new building, right,
moving to the new building and I'm like, oh, so
where do we get to do the pod over here?
And they're like, I don't know, we'll figure it out.
That's not the answer, Like, what do you mean we'll
figure it out. I walk by some of those rooms.
The energy is gonna be very weird. We're gonna have
(01:31):
to force the energy because it's like a office with
two microphones sitting at a desk.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Well, Morgan did have a good idea, our executive producer
of the podcast network. She said, what if we went
into one of the ones where it overlooks Nashville and
then we have that vibe, then we can really bring
the energy.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
But we have one access to those studios or those
other radio stations.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Do you want to get into the weeds?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I would love to get in the weeds.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, well we'll just do this off Mike. But they
were saying that it's the green room and then if
we want to do a podcast out of it, but
right now it's exclusively for the green room people, so
it wouldn't even really be for podcasters. But yeah, so
now we're back on Mike. But whatever I just told you,
just keep that to.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yourself, got it?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
But would that not be dope?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
We invite we got Nia Jackson, Tiffy Time, and then
we have the whole thing, Nashville Skyline, skyscrapers, at and
T Batman legit.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, but if it's I'm gonna go back off Mike.
If it's just a green room, though, how is it
gonna have mikes?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Morgan was saying that we would kind of just bring
our o we didn't need a road kit or something,
and then we would just take our own mics in there,
sit down, crisscross apple sauce, and do the podcast. But
we'd have the skyline.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh, back back on Mike.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Uh yeah, Okay, that sounds good. I like that idea.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You you had the best the I don't. You may
have already said this, dude, I'm like foggy right now. Man,
I got to clear the defog these And so this
is what I was about to say you Morgan us podcast.
You said, Hey, so we were in the building at
lunch goes. We're doing all the Bobby Bone Show, big
show stuff, figuring it all out out. It's gonna look
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where and blunch goes the obligatory.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Hey, so for the sore losers Nation. Where are we
going to broadcast from?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I mean, you cuts so blown off, they'll find something
for you.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Well what that's not an answer. They said. At one
point there was gonna be a sign out sheet or
some shot.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, you could just sign up on the door. They
would put a piece of paper on the door and
they would say, Okay, you can have it at this time.
You can have it at this time. You can have
it at this time. Excuse me, No, no, no, there
shouldn't be a sign up sheet. That's gonna be cast
chaos and so exactly that time. Do I need to
push them out of there? Or what if we have
an interview, I don't know how it's gonna work, because.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It would be four things.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
It would be movie Mike, it would be take this personally,
Morgan mass and go Hugelesman.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It would be bones, Bobby cast.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I don't think he'll do it there.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh and there's even more. There's Caroline Hobby her thing
does There's Jake Owens.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Jake Owens does Velvet Edge? Does she still get in there?
I have no idea do her thing?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No idea.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
So that's what I'm saying it'd be pretty busy there
at the old twentieth tower.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, and then you have you have to think there's
other radio stations battle from the top rope.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And I've also heard that there's kind of some.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Of the sales ladies have a podcast called Sales Office Talk.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I'm gonna say he's kidding. I believe that's satire. Guys,
I need to use this word, so I'm gonna get
the bleep button. Apparently I've been too vulgar lately, so
let me just say this. Apparently it's a showing contest
around there. And the midday guy here said that the
Beat studio is bigger than the country radio local morning
show studio, not ours the local station, So it's a
(04:54):
little bit excuse the Beat, it's a little bit of
a showing contest.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I'll find about who's got the bigger studio. Oh, I
need it one square inch bigger than them because we
get better ratings.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
But I've seen theirs and they're serviceable and good. But
the podcast rooms really haven't been revealed to us yet.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
They don't look like they're ready.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
But I mean, have you seen this, because I haven't
even seen the physical presentation of it yet.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
No, No.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I literally thought it was just like a desk with
like I walked into, I thought it was a podcast room.
It was a desk like a desk you work at
a nine to five, and it had two microphones on it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So that's where we're going to be. But it's plain white.
There's no soundproof things on the wall, there's no nothing.
Oh my gosh, the truckers are going to kill us
with the sound. It's not gonna be up to their quality.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Ray.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
They didn't have computers or boards like for you to
oh the sounds.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh oh well we might. When me started delete, I
deleted the tractor one. I guess I'll delete this one.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Simon Levive, you might as well delete him.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I coul Church here, Simon Levi, ib I hope you're
doing well.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So you gotta have to bear with us the next
couple of weeks. We have no idea when we're gonna
be able to record, where we're gonna be able to record. Hell,
they already started taking the microphones out of this studio.
And luckily we found this one in the trash and.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You handled it pretty well. He goes in the big
show room.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
He goes Hey, Steve, I said Scuba, Scuba, so I
don't have a mic.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Are they starting to disassemble things and take it to
the new building?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And Scuba says, yeah, be prepared for that.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Well, yeah, how do how do we fix that?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
How do we do this thing called a potty cast
that we do, you know, three times a week? How
do we get our listeners? All three thousand of them?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
You think about it? I mean, this is getting too deep, guys.
And if you're in your truck right now, this may
be too deep for you.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Go listen to smut Radio, you know, if you don't
want something to make you think. But sure, this is
a dumb podcast. But we've been around since Baser had
cancer in twenty eighteen, where we were right around there.
So I would say the infancy we started in twenty
eighteen developing the idea of this podcast. We're now in
twenty twenty four. That is six long years of service.
(07:03):
Are we going to war?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
No? But we have just poured so much into this
and then to have your mic hack saw it off
on year six, I.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Mean not even said, hey, do you want to keep
this as a memento? Not even like, hey are you
good with me? Does your podcast need this for until
we move to the new building? No, not even Hey,
thanks for your six years of service. Would you like
to say goodbye to your microphone? Just out the door?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
And I put on the Sore Losers Instagram I said,
end of an era and it's just an absolute jigsaw
job to a microphone that I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
And that's it. That's rest in peace and Lunch's microphone.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, so now I'm over on this one. This is
where nia Jack sat and hopefully it sounds good. I
have no idea. My headphones are jacked, only coming in
one ear. It's falling apart. Maybe the new studio won't
have any of these problems.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Hey there, you look like Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Turns out everybody tells her that I saw that online.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
That's what happens when you don't do a lot of research.
And Tiffy time. I mean, I'm still thinking, man, Tiffy time.
I look at the clips. She looks like she has
personality and stuff here. She was about to fall asleep
at some point. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I didn't feel like she was too into it. She
was not really that excited to be here, didn't have
a lot to say. Maybe it was a little too
early in the morning for her, maybe we didn't ask
her good questions, or maybe she just thought we sucked
in interviewing one of the two. But that's good.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, let's start the show. Arnold is off today.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Apparently they have called him in for questioning for the
field goal posts at the Vanderbilt Stadium.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Don't man, but that bit's dead. We beat a dead
horse with that one.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Apparently, according to the Sore Losers facebook page, we beat
a dead dick or whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
They said.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, almost caused someone to vomit on their shoes because
that was such a bad segment. So it wasn't funny.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I mean it was funny.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I thought you took it a couple minutes too far.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay, you thought we could have gone thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I thy weake bet we are the ones that carried
the field goal post to the Nationale River.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I think we could have gone for an entire episode
about the field goal posts and what we did with them.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
They or the Nashville Bros. The next day, Hey man, Chipotle,
do what do you want to get? You want to
get the burritover the bull.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I'm getting two bulls man, That's what he said. And
then I got a kava the other day and one
of the Brosky's in front of me. He was talking
to his brosky and he was like, dude, it was
an epic, epic, freaking night. He was like, we walked
that whole thing down. He goes. Then we threw in
the river and we lived at each other and we went,
now what do we do? And he was like so
and the guy was like, what do you guys do?
(09:33):
He goes, well, I mean, we just went out on
Broadway because we already there. Some might as well go out.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Otherwise they usually go midtown or something. Yeah, it just
changed up where we go out. It really didn't affect
our lives much.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
He goes, But all night all we talked about was
the goalposts.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Awesome of them to do that.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
You really wouldn't have thought that the Vanderbilt students, doctors,
nurses and future prs.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Very intelligent people to get you got to be very
smart to get into Vandy.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Right, but that they had the wherewithal to take it
all the way the river because I've seen where they'll
put people put it in the street, burn it. The
fact that they had a mission to go three miles.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
It was crazy that we did that. I don't know
who originally said take it to the river, but I
remember someone yelling that out and everybody going, yeah, let's
take it to the river. And we just we really
did it.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
See, Arnold just wanted to take it to the other
side of the field and it was weird or like,
that doesn't prove any point.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
He goes, let's just put it where they're doing construction
so they'll be able to find it.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, he go I honestly, like he said. At one point,
I remember him saying, he said, put it in the
get out house. How is that funny? So the construction
workers have nowhere to take it.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Shit, there was a couple deal who said just leave
it in the middle of Broadway. We're like, no, man,
that's that'll cause a traffic jam. That's dis annoying. Yeah,
let's just take it all away to the river. That's
a good idea.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
And then I don't know if it was Arnold wanting
like mad at us, dude, he goes.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Let's go bust out the windows of the radios.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Station with the field goal posts. I'm like, dude, that's
where we were. I mean, I know you're mad about
them taking my mic. I mean with that, you didn't
even know the mic was gonna be gone. Then why
would we break the radios? I mean they have cameras, dude.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Then we a it looks like Arnold and lunch Box
and Ray like, what the are they breaking the windows for? No, Arnold,
we enjoy our job, idiot.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
They say people, I mean, you you try to kill
your family, it's usually somebody from your family that kills
the family members. If there is a crime, it's usually
somebody that tries to steal money from the family. And
then Arnold wanted to cross arson vandalism, vandalism and arson
to our own building and our own podcast studio.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
That's weird. Yeah, I don't know. We should probably start
the show though.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Man, I bet this is gonna be a good one.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Hey, I got some good stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I told you guys on Monday's pot. I said, this
is one where we just opened the mics and let
us cook. Expected a lot of comments. Man, you guys
are on fire. You guys were in flake go. Man,
you guys were cooking. No comments, So I guess you
guys are the ones that just get all the satisfaction
and you don't compliment. You guys are those you don't
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try to satisfy anyone else.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
That's it, man. They go ahead and just hey, screw
you guys. Ray they get satisfied. They're not the satisfier.
All right, let's do a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Ah the one two soor loser Arnold, you're gonna say
it losers?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
What up, y'all, it says, And I'm gonna try and
talk as fast as Pat McAfee does. I don't know
how he does it, and he does it so well
and it's not annoying, and he gives you so much information,
so I'm gonna do that as well. I'm from the North.
I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the north side
of Nashville. I got a Broadway girl, took her there.
Name's Beazer. We have a white picket fans two point
five kids probably die have a heart attack when I'm
seventy two.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
We got the crops.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
There's pumpkin sisson now squash. My dad said, it's also
pinto bean sison. A lot of bean fields out there
as well. Me and Baser love it. We got a
big ass pumpkin up. Man, it is Halloween's this is
over to you.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Man, I gotta when the hell did you start wearing
collared shirts every day?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
It's time to hammer?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
When did you start wearing collared shirts every day? What
are you doing?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
It's it's twofold. Baser told me I need to start
dressing my age. Good advice. I'll take it, which would
lead to me wearing collared shirts and stuff. Also, these
golf shirts, dude, the mesh they're comfy as hell.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
They're very soft.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, so I wear them once a week to golf.
Why not wear them at work too?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
That's interesting because those like when we went to Iceland,
I bought Columbia like some hiking pants. They're the most
damn comfortable pants I've ever put on in my life.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
That's all I'm saying it. We're at the age now
I go comfy.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, oh no, no, you can go cut like. I'm
comfy like this, Like a hoodie is so comfy to me.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I love a hoodie, right, and I can rock a hoodie,
don't worry him, not above that. But at the same time,
we're going to a new building these shirts. If I
have to go runn Aerran afterwards, I don't look like
trash dude. Half the time, I think I'm going into
these businesses. If Baser has me running on a goose Chase, dude,
I look slash homeless, like. I think people think that
I'm on my last buck.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I will be honest with you. When we lived in
Austin and I had the long hair, and I'd get
off work at ten thirty in the morning and I'd
go do stuff, I guarantee if people looked at me like,
who is this homeless dude? Why doesn't he have a
damn job?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Like, hey, brother, you need a little bit of help.
I got an extra piece.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Hey man, here's a dollar for you.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Man.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
No, no, here's some extra chickens. I mean, I'm good man,
I'm good like I don't worry about it. I'm all right,
But yeah, I do people look at me when I
go places, and people look at me. It's summertime and
I wear a hoodie to go get lunch, They're like, dude,
it's one hundred degrees outside because I forget to take
it off because it's so damn cold in the studio.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, and maybe I started a trend because they I
realized golf in dude. It was just a huge epiphany
that these golf pants, they're comfy and they also look
like dress pants, and I thought, well, this works on
the golf course. Then at work people think you're dressing up,
but I'm literally wearing a bona fide pair of wind pants.
And then you're just throwing these comfy ass golf shirts
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and it looks like you dress up and care.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I mean, it's better than wearing a T shirt and
just looking like absolute all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I disagree. I love the T shirt. I've been a
big T shirt guy since high school. Really, I wore
a T shirt and jeans every single day to high school.
I wasn't really into the collared shirts. I'd wear the
collar shirts for the parties but or like a dance,
but for the most part, it was T shirt and jeans.
And my buddy Aaron, he got mad at me one
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day and he's like, dude, what the hell is your problem?
I'm like, what do you mean he goes, you wear
a T shirt and jeans, and your jeans have a
hole in the back every single day. I'm like, yeah, dude,
it's super comfortable. He goes and you wear tennis shoes.
You don't even wear nice shoes. I said, yeah, and
he goes When you dress like that, how do you
(16:04):
ever expect to get chicks? Do you think chicks want
a dude with a free T shirt, a pair of
jeans with a hole in the butt, and tennis shoes.
I was like, I'll figure some dude. He's like, You're
never gonna get a chick.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
That's why we're idiots, dude, because now we're married. But
I'm saying, guys don't dress for anybody, whereas women dress
for other women. They want to be noticed. Oh I
like your paris, Oh I love your heels.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Oh my gosh, I love those pants. Where'd you get them?
Oh that sweater it's so cute?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Are those findy us?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Dudes? Just dress dude life? And so, yeah, your buddy
was telling you were's something that's attractive to a woman.
You know, maybe a tighter shirt, polo.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Or something with a collar, or something that doesn't have
a hole. In it or something that wasn't free. God,
he got so mad at me. I'll never forget that conversation.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
And I got some good ones coming too. You think
this is it, this is short sleeve, Wait till you
see me. I got these ones with a collar coming out.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
It didn't look like I'm from the East Coast. I
went to HARVD.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
You think this is something, dude, I'm about to start
rocking these HARVD shirts that are.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Made a mesh, just comfy as hell. People think I'm
dressing up.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
And you got long sleeves.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah, I had to the new building.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Guys already checked and the Big Joe loves to keep
it about zero degrees in there.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
And our room is now tied via the thermostat with
y'all's room.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Oh welcome. Finally, it's about damn time, because you guys
haven't felt this misery for the last twenty years.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
And I already talked to Abby Arnold's girl, Hey get
a get back. I didn't talk more than anything. I
was a sentence and I said to her, Hey, we
need to try and get longer sleeve shirts. Figure out
a way to get the heat in here, because I
can't live like how y'all live in the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
No, that's why I wear a hoodie every day. Man
keeps me warming it. I like to pocket in front
because it keeps my hands warm. I don't have anything
to do with my hands. You you're pressing buttons, you're
doing stuff moving around me. I'm just sitting on my ass.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
See that's perfect, dude. Half the time, I got to
hide my hand because it's so damn cold. And so
you try to do the warmest part of your body. Dude,
I'll take my hands and put it underneath my mine.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
That's not the warmest part of your body. You're nuts,
they are.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Well, I can't do that with next to Arnold's girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
God touch you. So but I've experienced, dude. I so
I now have empathy. I'm an impath for you because
the cold do you guys deal with? I mean, when
we were practicing in that other in the new studio
at the Big Show Building, dude, hands were shaken.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
It was that damn cold.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a break and we're
gonna come back and we're gonna talk coaches convention. We'll
be right back after this. But coach is convention four.
It is a go. It is a go. We'll be
right back.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I want to say, got an email. I don't want
to say too much. I'll say it off, Mike. I
got an email from your wife and I was floored
at how much progress we've made.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I guess I can say the rest on Mike. And
I think, is this Convention four?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
This convention for dude?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I think we're actually gonna have one.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
No, no, we're having one. The dates are set. We
are talking January a seventeenth, eighteenth, and nineteenth in Nashville, Tennessee.
So we'd love you to start booking your tickets, start
booking your airfare, get your get your ducks in a line.
(19:24):
Who you're gonna meet up with, who's gonna stay with, Who,
who's gonna bang who? You guys figure that out. But
MLK Day weekend, it is going down in Nashville, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
MLK Weekend, Yeah, damn right. No better way than to
celebrate MLK January seventeenth.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
It kicks off in Nashville, Tennessee. Coaches conventioned for there's
all these people. I'm gonna be there next year. I
can't believe I missed this year. I'm gonna be there
next year. Well, it's time. Are you gonna be here
this year? Or you not gonna be here this year?
Because there's been three other ones that you keep saying,
I'm gonna be there, I'm gonna be there. You never
show up Batter's Box. Now, is this the year you're
(20:05):
gonna come? Let's see?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
What if everybody that's a Batter's box and I'm coming
to the convention.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
I want to say this. And it also cultivates relationships.
People can talk about it on the Facebook page if
you want. The friendships that have started. Are we not
seeing didn't they all meet up at a wedding?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Buddy Glass and uh Rosan Roseannah?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
God, this is what gets bad. And we haven't nailed
down their names.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
No, no, no, I'm used to her name. I just Buddy Glasses.
I mean, he's so much easier to say. I mean
the Callaway kid, Oh Calloway, he's spot, I mean he
is from the Callaway family. Do he is super rich? Well?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
And then we also have Jennifer Brownlee who every time
there's a hurricane, dammit, she opens up her house indoors
to everybody.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
It's amazing.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
So in all this is cultivated at the Sore Losers Convention.
We'd like to take credit and say it was because
of this podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
It's because of the unity and the fell ship of
everybody at these events is what it really starts at all.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I mean some of the convention went to the wedding.
I mean we didn't get invited. That was a little weird.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Oh, Scooba looks, so he go to beat somebody's ass.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Oh great, someone probably took another damn microphone. Scooba, all right, man,
Oh he's on the phone. Huh, he's having a private meeting.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
It might have been when the building blew up.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
That might have been part of a problem. But yeah,
So we would love to have you there. And I
I will just say, can I should I tease one
event that's going to be on the docket that people
have the option to go to.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Pardon me in my French, but did you say the Gin.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
City Nashville, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I said that, Oh I was listening for nas Vegas.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
No we're no, we're not doing nash Vegas. We're doing Nashville, Tennessee.
Coaches Convention four. It is starting on January seventeenth, the
eighteenth nineteenth. We would love to have you. It's going
to be the time of your life. Tickets will be
going on sale very very, very very soon, but I
want you to make your travel plans. You got a
few months to plan an advance ants, figure out how
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you're gonna get here. You don't want to miss this party.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Did we announce before or this date last year?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I think we announced you right around this date is
when we announced last year.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
So and and it's one of those where book your flight,
I mean the sleeping situation.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
We're working on that for you.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Oh we are.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Well, I was gonna say it usually falls into place,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, you just end up where you end up.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, there were some other I remember distinctly that you know. Yeah,
you don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
The bed you woke up in. Ah, I do remember that. Yeah,
I knew a bet I woke up in. It's my bet.
But anyway, Uh, there's one thing where we're toying with
the idea of having a night out, an event out
with Bay and Morgan number two from the Big Show.
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But we don't know how many people are gonna want
to go to Thunder from down Under. Thunder from down
Under is one of the options. I just don't know
how many people that are really gonna come to the
convention and want to go to that.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Hey, you and mere doing it? No, no, no, I'm
saying we're the thunder. Oh well, that'd be a little weird.
I'm stripping form my own wife.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
That's well, that's okay for your own wife. It's yeah,
it's a little way.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Is willing to share.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Uh so, yeah, so we are. That's one of the
things on the dock. And that's just one of the
things that are going to be on the menu, per se.
So if you the ladies, because I know there's ladies,
we don't ever have any things for the ladies. It's
always for the dudes.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Okay, And I agree.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
And I just found out yesterday, Dude, my Instagram following
is seventy percent women.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
What. Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
That's what I'm That's why it's actually I was didn't
even tell your wife or you that. That's why it's good.
We're catering some of the stuff to the women. And
I'm not reading from a script. I honestly thought that,
to god, I was like maybe we don't just do
the drinking the drug or we don't that just rhymed.
We're not doing the drink and the party and the
guy time. Sometimes we got to create you gotta kind
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of make it women friendly.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I've learned that now being married.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yes, so maybe that is not interesting. We'd love some feedback.
Just that's that's something we've thrown out there. Go to
the Facebook page and I want the Thunder. Yeah, we
are the sore losers at gmail dot com. But yes,
it is a go. It is one hundred confirmed. We
are having convention for coaches. Convention four is happening January
seventeenth in Nashville. It went Vegas, Vegas, Nashville, Nashville. My
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question is this, and what if a dude wants to go,
that's fine, all right. Maybe maybe I assume Miguel drives,
you know, drags his wife everywhere. So maybe Miguel has
to go because his wife wants to go to the.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I bet I bet Callaway goes.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Oh you know you know who's gonna go. Loker is
for sure going to the Thunder. I'm pretty sure Land
and drug his pregnant wife to Las Vegas and he
got hammered the whole time. The least he could do
is take her to Thunder from down when he's at
Coaches Convention four. Yeah, and because they don't have to
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worry the Cowboys won't be playing at that time.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
And it's also smart. Yeah, my buddy taught me this.
Billy Billy, I think taught me this. You don't go
to you go to the places that are gonna have
a ton of chicks. What if you just go there
to pick up a chick?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
You want me to tell you a little secret I learned.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Ray, I always go to gentleman's No.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
I talked to the owner's wife, like, he's the co
owner of the Thunder from down Under and they live
in Vegas. And she was like, do you understand what's
she wearing? I should wearing a normal outfit. I don't remember.
She was like, his single buddies will come, you know,
and we'll just sit in the back, you know, cause
he goes once a week just to check on the
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show and everything he goes, and we'll sit in the
back and have drinks and everything he goes, and then
we stand in the lot afterwards and he goes. You
want to know how many chicks they have picked up
just being in the lobby after the thunder from down Under.
She said, because those women are so right, it is
the easiest place to pick up a woman. That's what
she told me.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, I can't even remember.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Maybe Billy did say you go to the strip clubs
where there's guys stripping. I mean I didn't go, but
I'm saying he told me you go to places where
there's me a ton of chicks.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Stuff like that. You go to a library, you go
to a park, you don't. You don't go to a
sports bar.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
The problem with the library is you gotta be quiet, right,
but there's a lot of chicks there. So how do
you approach it? Is my mic even on? Is it
cutting out?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
It's not one.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Okay, do you go excuse me? What I'd like to
read your spine? Like? What do you? Can you show
me your title page, your titty page.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I think Billy just took a nurse class in college.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Really it was ninety smart. That's a smart one, that's
actually a genius one. But I mentioned that class hard dude.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Billy's the same guy that went to campus at Texas
State and realized there was motorcycle parking and handicap parking
right up next to every building. So he went and
bought a motorcycle and got his license, and he parked
for every one of his classes five feet from the
door because nobody else had a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
He's the same dudee the guys of Genius.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Hey, I'm gonna say something that's pretty damn smart dude.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I mean he's wealthy as well.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Back then I couldn't do it, but I was like, dude,
He's like, yeah, I just noticed it. It was a
handicapped spot, and then there was a random motorcycle spot
and nobody used it.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
That's actually so smart.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Dude would leave five minutes before his class.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
That's great because you have the other idiots that either
you get to wait for the shuttle to get to
campus or you drive to campus. You had to drive
around and drive around, and drive around and drive around
trying to find a damn parking spot. You got a
damn motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Pull up, about to pull up to class, pull up
right to the front, Nurse Parker.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, so righty.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Hopefully these guys take Billy's advice about to pull up
at thunder.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Now or pull up at Coaching Convention four. We'd love
to see you there.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
You think it's gonna be a record number.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I think it's gonna be a record number because.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
I the downloads have increased, We're getting we're getting more
out there. The YouTube has made the kick account has
made us bigger than ever. Dude, I bet, I bet
we have record numbers.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I hope it would be great. I'd love to meet
some of these people that email in. I mean Cat Dick.
He says he's coming. Last year, he didn't come. Maybe
he's coming this year.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
And also, marketing wise, the only way we advertise this
is real talk. I'll tell you off Mike on this one.
The only way we ever advertise was on the Instagram.
So how would you like to adverse street marketing? What
if you and me just go hit Broadway streets and
invite with pamphlets, the old fashioned way, door to door.
I don't give a shit, but I'll go back on Mike.
But I'm saying there's other ways to advertise. Why not
get a billboard? Morgan paid for one for a thousand.
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Put a billboard up and downtown.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I don't think random people that have never heard of
the podcaster. There is gonna all a sudden book Coaches Convention.
If they see a billboard.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
You, me, and Arnold's face on the billboard.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
That'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I mean, that would be cool if we.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
You and me and Arnold holding the goal posts and
it says come to the convention, follow us to Broadway
and it's the goal post, and you'd be an.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Follow us the Coaches Convention four.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
For Coaches Convention four. What if we get fake goal
posts and we're carrying them? I like it, Like even
they're just an inflatable one off Amazon.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
We need to get somebody to dressed like Arnold the
whole weekend too. We got to pay somebody to do that, and.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
We'll had to have everybody in a lot of Vandy
shirts and we'll have to have people with shirts off.
That's what I'm gonna be for Halloween. I just gave
you a costume, dude, I'm gonna be for Halloween. Here. Well,
we'll take a break.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Make sure your voice is like this.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah, I'll take that too, Chipotle balls. I mean, I
had a really really rough night.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
My dad said, I can get to trust fun when
I'm forty five.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
We'll take a break. We'll be right back right. My son,
baby Box three, he turned three years old the other day.
Not another birthday, Oh no, that yeah, it happens once
a year. Each kid's gonna have a birthday and we're
gonna celebrate it and it's gonna be amazing and you
want him to have great memories and so much fun.
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Here's the thing. At three years old, did we throw
him a birthday party? Absolutely not. There's a lot of
people that throw three year old birthday parties. I just
am not. A three year old doesn't really have friends.
They know of kids, but they don't have friends. There's
no need to have a birthday party. But we wanted
to make it special, and so I gotta go to
the you know, local Kroger.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Do it for the Gram?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
No we didn't. We didn't do it for the GRAM.
I just got to get a couple balloons.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Because when he's kidding, you don't post your kids.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
I know, but that's what a lot of people do.
They do it for the GRAM. That's why they have
a birthday party. So I gotta go get a couple
of balloons because when he wakes up in the morning,
you want him to have balloons when he wakes up.
Oh yeah, it's my birthday. It's exciting. So I go
to the local Kroger at like eight pm.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Not the spot, but okay, and.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I grab a number three balloon because he's sterning three
years old. And I grab a Paul Patrol balloon because
he likes Paul Patrol. So I get him and I
go through the checkout and and I'm like, yeah, can
you can you blow these up for me? They said,
oh yeah, just go over to the floral department. I'll
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send someone over there. I'm all right, cool. So they
get on the intercom. Oh, because there's no floral department
person working. They're gone home for the night. I was like,
oh the floral apartment person night, No, no, no, I
have to get someone from you know, different department. Floral's
closed for the night.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
I'm like, okay, do you care if I go with
my girlfriend. I'm gonna check out early.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
So I was like, all right, oh cool. So I
go over there and I hear over the inter com.
Can I get someone from produce? Someone from produce to
help someone in the floral department?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Oh? Man, I got meat hands. What the am I
supposed to do.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
I'm like, wait, so I gotta wait for Johnny Appleseed
to come over here. Why I am, okay, cool, all right, Flora,
floral and Produce are kind of close together. It'll it'll
be a minute. Damn it.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I got poultry all over my hands.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Then I wait. There I'm sitting there checking out the
floral arrangements. Oh these are real nice. Oh, bouquet roses,
some different colored flowers that I don't know what they are.
Nice nice? Oh yeah. I got a lot of balloons,
but not the I just need these blown up. I
see the helium tank. You think I could just do
it myself? Probably not a good idea. Six minutes goes by,
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no one comes, so I got I go up to
the customer service. I'm like, yeah, I'm just you know,
I'm just trying to get these balloons, you know, blown up.
And they're like, oh, yeah, if you'll just pay them
before him, they'll pay someone to come over there. I said, no, no,
here's our seat already paid for him. Just need someone
to come over there. Oh here, let me let me
call them. Can I get someone from Produce to the
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floral department for customer assistance?
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Please?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Can I get Can I get someone from the produce
department to the floral department or customer?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Shit, got apple all over my hands.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Okay, cool, they should be right over sir, Thank you. Cool.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Damn it, I got the aid playing all over my hands.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I'm like, all right, so I go back over there
looking at the flowers again. Man, I've already looked at
this bouquet of flowers. Seeing that bouquet of flowers, you're
doing the fake walk by, doing the fake walk by
like I'm shopping, Just kind of like, alright, they're gonna get.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
That's just a fast food plays. Whenever you're waiting for
your food, it's always a yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
You're putting your hand on the fountain drink maker, seeing
how it's made. You got your drink. You're just seeing
the straws. Oh, that's where they put all the large
straws out.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, you're leaning up against that wall. That is not
very comfortable. Let me move over to this one, looking.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
At the menu that you've already known since childhood. Oh,
they got the big mac.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
I do love when people walk into like a Chick
fil A and they stare at the menu like like
you haven't been here a million times, like okay, maybe
one in every hundred people have never been there, so
they're trying to figure out what they want. But for
the most part, you know exactly what they have, and
you know exactly what you're gonna order.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Spicy chicken, regular chicken, pimento cheese. They've got the now.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Someplaces got the Burger Spot, they got the lemonade, they
got the sweet lemonade, with the lemonade on our own
Palmer no ice cream, maybe ice cream no ice cream,
chicken nuggets, chicken minies, the large waffle fries, medium with
waffle fries.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
There you go. So just sitting there. Back to Kroger. Yeah,
back to Kroger. Another five minutes goes by and here
comes Thomas walking up. You got some blue gloves on
and I'm my. He's like, oh, did you need some help, sir?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
He's got the OJ gloves on. Hey man, I just
needed a balloon.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I was like, yeah, man, I just trying to get
these balloons blown up because oh yeah, I heard them
paging me. Sorry about that. It was I was on
break cool, so you couldn't have like called them back
and said, hey, I'm on break, can you get someone
else to do it. You just and he was like,
and my break had just started. It was a fifteen
minute or American way. And I'm like, oh, cool man,
I'm glad I had to sit here and wait while
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you took your damn break. I mean, I know, hey, listen,
I gotta be honest. I'm glad you got a break,
But I mean you could at least let someone know
you were on break instead of me sitting here for
fifteen freaking minutes. I really only waited eleven minutes because
I guess you were four minutes into your break before
I paged you. But cool, He's like, do you know
what color ribbon you want? I'm like, oh, orange is fine, man,
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all right, make it rainbow and he blows up the three.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
That was jump scared dude.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
He popped it. Oh too much air?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
What was that like in person?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
That was loud?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
On?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I was scary?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Scary? Is it scare of the kid?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Well, the kid's not with me? Oh, because the kid
I'm gonna put him at the kitchen table. So when
he wakes up in the morning. This is at eight
o'clock at night, so he's already in bed.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Right, But you said they're not gonna remember anyway, so
who gives a shit. Look, let him come and see
the surprise, experience the surprise. He'll forget about it in
five years.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
No, No, but he would remember the next morning because
he'd already have seen the balloons.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Right, but their memories aren't that developed. These in five years,
he's not gonna remember.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Right, But that morning, I want it to be a surprise.
I want to see the excitement on his face. Kids
are basically eighty year old old with dementia. They really,
when you think about it, they are. It's so weird
that they don't remember anything, Like they don't really have
memories before five years.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Old, correct, So it's really just a mini dementia.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
So when we do all these events and cool things
and they won't remember it, I sit there and think,
I'm like, damn, they're never going to remember this. This
is crazy to me.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Shouldn't have said that's actually sad family members have dementia.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
It's it's sad.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
It's a terrible.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
It's a terrible disease.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Terrible, man, it might be the worst one. I'd rather
go than not be able to remember. Crap, you got
your own wife in front of you.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
You're like, who are you? WHOA look at those hangars?
Speaker 4 (36:59):
I your wife?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, that's that's that's a tough one man. So back
to more positive news. So he pulls out a number
three balloon, another one and fills it up and he's
all right, here you go, just take this the register
to pay for it. I'm like, no, no, here's my receipt.
Man already paid.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
He tried to give you the oki do.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
They tried to make me pay again. I'm like no, no,
I got a receipt man.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
You know.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
It's like, oh, okay, cool, We'll have a great day, enjoy
the birthday. I'm like, thanks, man, and then I walk
out and I go home and I forgot to get
a cake, so I had to go back the next
day and get a cake. Same dude, Thomas. No. No,
I went to the bakery that time and I asked
him to put my son's name on it, and they
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misspelled the name.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Oh oh oh yeah, that you have a.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Quinn yeah. And they put Finn cam yeah. And they
put con Jalen Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
What did I name?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Heisman Trophy finalists? But they misspelled the name and I
was like, oh whatever, I don't care man. Just whatever, Like,
I'm not gonna argue.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
With you, dude. I totally hear.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
It was supposed to be it was supposed to be
an A and they put an O instead. But I'm like,
I'm not gonna mess with it.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
We at the CARES team, remember we used to have
to do that cakes balloons all they screw up all
the time, all the time.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Yeah, the spelling is always an issue, the exact size
of it, if it's cursive, if it's even legible.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
It's a lot.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yeah. But yeah, that was the birthday. Man. He loved
the balloons. The balloon is still up. We still play
with the number three balloon. Baby Box accidentally broke the
string on the Paul Patrol balloon that morning, and so
it's just sitting on the kitchen ceiling and they keep
asking me when you gonna get that down. I keep
forgetting and I just remembered right now that it's still
sitting up there.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Give it three more days, it'll be down, that's right.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Uh So, Yeah, that was it. That was his birthday party.
But it was just took me back to the hole
in America. You can't get help anywhere, man.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
But did the produce guy. Did he end up getting
that break? He finished it out? Oh he finished it. No,
he finished it before he came. Man, don't you damn worry.
I was not going to interrupt his break. Dude, you
should have hit him with well, oh good, Well, I'm
glad you're all rested to do this balloon.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
I told him. Oh, man, I took a break too.
I sat here with the flowers for the last fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Dude, you and him leus had the best conversation. You
guys were both well rested.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Oh, we had plenty of energy. So what'd you have
on your break? Oh? I had a ham sandwich? What
about you? No, I wasn't allowed to eat, man, because
I was I would have to buy it first. And
you know, I was just waiting for you to blow
up these damn balloons.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
But dude, it is religion. Man around when you're getting
those fifteen minute breaks osha approved. When you're in that
type of a job here, you don't get that here, guys. Uh,
when it's that dude, you get your fifteen minutes. He
ain't cutting in a minute short.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Oh No.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
When I used to work with Sam's man, they used
to tell you to clock out for your breaks. I
never clocked out. You know what, take it twenty tay
a twenty minute break?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Wait, what do you?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Because I didn't clock out, So how would they know
when it started? Because they they start. They used to
say you need to clock out for your brakes. I'd
be like, clock out, yeah right, dude, because then they
could tell how long you've been gone. Yeah. So instead
I'd just sit in the break room for twenty twenty
two minutes be like, oh no, it was only fifteen right.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
We learned that at the lumbermill because we would actually
go clop back in and then you can just sit
and chill.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
And then if a boss comes in like oh yeah,
oh hey, yeah, oh whoa yeah just finished up?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Man?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Maybe do we'd been in there for like thirty five minutes.
But the thing is with the clocking out and not
clocking out. If you don't clock out at all, I
think they started automatically taking them.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Maybe, but sometimes, like they would say, clock out for lunch.
I wouldn't clock out for lunch. I'd just get paid
for lunch.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
That one. You got to take a thirty minute.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Thirty that's right. But let's say because sometimes it's Sam's
when it was so busy we didn't get our breaks.
They would just skip our brakes all together, Like, well,
if you didn't give me my break, guess what that
thirty minute lunch it's gonna be paid for.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
And you also then have to do the fake scan
back in, so you scan out, that's all fine and dandy,
or eat your food in like five minutes, and you
just like kind of start to.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Sleep a little bit at the lumber mill.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Then right at thirty minutes, everybody runs back to the scanner.
Right you're all punching back in, and then you go
back and just kind of chill a little bit. But
then when the boss comes in, it's like, oh, well yeah, hey,
but then you have to go fake at the machine
that you're scanning back in, but you can't actually scan it,
so you're like.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
You're making the noise with your mouth.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Hey, you tied the buttons, doue cancel, don't hit don't
hit in or hit cancel, and we're gonna take a
real quick break and we'll right back.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Dude, there's nothing like lumber mill stories. The best is
welcome students, And we erased it some of the letters
and said welcome studs. That's how we started our first day.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Yeah like that.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
The manager was like, I don't know who did this ship,
but that this isn't school, this is the lumber mil.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Yeah, it's like doctor evans Man pre cow in high school.
And it was like the third class, third one. We've
been in and walk in and over on the overhead projectory.
He said, test next class and I was like, ah,
someone's a comedian. He goes, it's not a joke. We
don't play around here. I was like, Oh, that's gonna
be a long year, me a long year. That sucked. Yeah,
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he didn't really have a sense of humor.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I thought, you're gonna say you erased something to make
it spell something else.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
No, no, but you're just saying about no sense of humor.
It made me running me a doctor evans Man. I
was like, oh, sorry, man, I was just trying to
be funny. Like, no, he didn't appreciate it, but hey,
you know who didn't appreciate is Aaron Rodgers. He got
his coach fired. He said, get the hell out of here.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
That's a hell of a segue. We need more sports
are executive.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
He said, get the hell out of here. I don't
want you to be my coach anymore. Oh my gosh,
you knew when Aaron Rodgers did not hug him a
couple of weeks ago, when Salo went in for the
hug and Aaron Rodgers put his hands on his chest
and said, do not touch me. That was a bad sign.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
What are you a body language expert?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I mean, dude, if your head coach is trying to
celebrate a huge play with you and he wants to
go up and hug you, and you double heisman him
to the chest and your chick doesn't ever do that,
and what does that mean? She's not in a good mood.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
No night night, no night cap tonight.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Exactly that means. That's exactly what that means. Aaron Rodgers.
Once again, they do this to take the spotlight off
Aaron Rodgers. He throws three interceptions, fire the coach. Don't
think the coach through those interceptions. Not saying he's a
good coach, but hilarious, get him out here now when
they suck. They want to have a coach to blame.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Here comes saman People were saying Belichick, that would be good. Yeah,
but he doesn't want to coach again. Isn't that why
he left it?
Speaker 1 (43:34):
No, he wanted to coach. He tried to get the
Falcons job, but they didn't hire him really, and he
got fired by the Patriots.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Have you heard him? I'm not going to say the
show he's on. Have you heard him?
Speaker 1 (43:44):
I heard He's great.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
He's phenomenal. Dude. He broke down the DeVante Adams shit.
It was amazing.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
He goes, all right, this is credited with that Pat
McFee show. They just landed him. I think he just
started his stint with them. He's gonna be on every week.
But don't listen to them, listen to us.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
He said that.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
DeVante Adams, he said, second round is too high. He said,
so that's the Raiders. It's really a negotiation. You say
a bunch of money, they say a little money, and
then you negotiate in the middle. He said, that's the
Raiders really just trying to go for it all because
he said he's not really worth a second round pick.
He said, you're not gonna absorb that contract, and he's
an aging receiver. He said it a lot better than me,
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and for a second round pick, he said, that's too high.
He's like more of a third or a fourth round pick.
He said, So that's that's the Raiders saying, we're not
really gonna trade him. We're just seeing if somebody out
there is gonna bite very It was awesome and he goes, yeah,
to absorb that kind of contract, you gotta think as
a team who can really do that? About half the
teams can do it? And do they really want that
because you're gonna you're gonna have to pay him and
he's gonna have to really have that kind.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Of production it is? Is it really there?
Speaker 3 (44:51):
He said it ten times better than me, But it
was awesome. Basically, all that to say, Raiders ain't trading him.
Whatever you hear in the media, and that doesn't mean anything.
I ain't trading him. They're just that to you and
me saying, oh man, i'll give you a I'll give
you this for your for that.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah, but it was.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
He's been fantastic. It makes you realize what a great
football like, how smart he is football wise. We think
we know that, but he just talks. It's like, oh,
good story, man, good story.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
I can't recollect anything else that he said. Maybe it's
because I was driving in traffic what else did he say?
It was all interesting, dude, he goes coaching, punting, kicking, oh, punting, yep, Davante,
he really just broke down Devanta.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Hey, hey're you watching baseball. It's great, it's been great.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
All the series were tied. Now it's two on all
around the board. I said the Tigers one was big
with Scooball he's an ace. He proved why now going
into Game three, four, whatever it is, three, I'm talking
specifically about Tigers and Cleveland Guardian Indians. Alex Cobbs pitching
for the Indians. Forgiving me, I got to call him that.
(46:00):
I don't know another team. He has thrown like four
times this year.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
He's pitched four games the entire year.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
He's a journeyman. He's in the league for twenty.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
I'm excuse me. They don't have a better They have
pretty good starters.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
I thought, well, they got Bibi, he's the only one.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Apparently, No, they had a Gavin Williams, They've had other
play I mean, they've had other pitchers all season and
they're going with Alex cobb who's pitched four starts or
something like that. What in the excuse me? Whatever?
Speaker 3 (46:29):
And I sent it to Boomer and I said, dude, hey,
watch the YouTube of this Alex Cobb guy. He doesn't
throw it above eighty eight miles an hour. You could
hit this guy, I mean, not impressive. And unless the
Tigers aren't good at off speed stuff, I think they
blow him right out. And the Tigers take a commanding
lead in this series and ended up going all the
way to the World Series. But and the Tigers, it's
always undecided. They keep going to reliever.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
That's what they've been doing all season.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
They're gonna go with Horton or hells.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
They pitched the bullpen the whole game. The only one
that really pitches more than is Scooball. That's it.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
And Scooball's right for Game five, it'll be amazing. He'll
be rested enough.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
My dad says, they gotta have five days rest and
on that fifth day that means they can pitch, and
it'll mathematically work where Scooball can pitch again.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Uh. The Padres Dodgers series has been fantastic. I watched
the game last night and I Padre Stadium was rocking,
Petco Park rocking.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
Yeah, and it kind of it chaps my asshole. A
little bit because before the series it was tattoos plus
seven eight times your money, most home runs in the series,
and he's at three. Dude, it would have been a
freaking lock. I had the gun, I didn't pull the trigger.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Uh, and they jump out like the Dodger jump out
one nothing and then all of a sudden, the freaking
Padres scored six runs in one inning and you're like, oh,
this game's over. This game's over. Third inning Grand Slam
by the Dodgers, like here we go, here we go.
No more runs scored the entire game. Edge your seat
drama show. Hey comes up in the top of the
(47:56):
eighth and you're like, oh my god, Oh my god,
he's gonna jack one in He No, sir.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Dude, I gotta say those San Diego people, I think
they call it slam Diego. I mean, I thought there
were a bunch of rich bitches, but I think they're
great fans.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
That place.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
His block is in Fluego.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
It's so freaking good. So problem to.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
You guys by the bay man.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Loving it, I mean yeah, And all four games are
all four series play today, enjoy some baseball co ed
soccer tonight. I'll see you out there.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
And Mets ahead. All the games are today, so actually
a ton can happen.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Here's what's crazy about the Mets. The first month and
a half of the season, they were dog shit. They
were like the worst team in baseball, in baseball.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
And uh, Severino, guys, if you haven't watched baseball in
a minute, he's put on about eighty pounds. He's unrecognizable,
and he's unrecognizably good.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Now I know, Yankees, let him go?
Speaker 4 (48:54):
Who is I touched it? Who the hell ain't seven Reno? Oh,
it's him, it's him, dude. I didn't even I hadn't
seen the dude in a couple of years and put
his jersey on. So the series are great. Guys, let
me close it before Bizzle goes out. The Hurricane's coming.
It's called Milton's. It was a cap five early in
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the morning, Cap four. I believe it's gonna stick it
a cap for per my projections and models that I
do on my computer at work during the Big Show.
I think it hits as a cap four over one
hundred and thirty five mile an hour wins. It's capped
out over one hundred and sixty, but I think it
hits as a cap for right below Tampa Bay, brydonton
watch out.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Be careful, out there, be safe, get out of there.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
It's too late to evacuate. I didn't mean for that
to rhyme.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
It is, yeah, because they said that for forty miles
of the interstate's gridlocked at this point.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Now, I'm nice.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
The local authorities are telling you different. You hunker down,
bat in the hatches.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
My question is, why don't they have the highway that
going the other way open to That's genius.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
They've done that. They've done it in Houston.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
And also I heard hotels if they're not animal friendly,
now they are. Dude, you just rocket man. You bring
old Ralphie.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, you can't leave Ralphie behind.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
But I'm saying, you got a Hilton all Waldorf Astoria.
Now bring animals. They don't care. They say, come be safe.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Now, Okay, if you're fleeing, do you like, bring your
pet snake?
Speaker 2 (50:20):
They say, bring all pets, don't leave them behind.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
How would you put your pet snake in the car?
Speaker 3 (50:25):
All I heard in the news they didn't break down cat, dog, alligator.
They said bring your pets. So all right, guys, be safe. Really,
you gotta go north if you need a place. Jennifer
Brownlee said she's wide open. Yeah, all kinds of beds.
Apparently she's very wealthy.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
That's why we like to hear. Yeah, she did go
to Alabama.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
So Ray, you don't think they'll come here to stay
with us, do you?
Speaker 1 (50:48):
And they can come to Coaches Convention four. We're ready
for it.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Have you announced the hotel? Non?
Speaker 1 (50:56):
I get working on that.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Are we doing the same thing as last year? Tents
in the yeah, in the yard, yeah, tents in the yard. Yeah,
and by the Cumberland. Now that they have a fence up.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
It's a little safer.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Yeah, they really, they have a.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Fence along the Cumberland.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Now I've been downtown a minute.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
Hey, oh, I'll talk about the next podcast. A trip
we're going on this weekend.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Oh damn, it's like twenty minutes, coach.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
We'll talk about We'll talk about